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2. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.

“Well,” replied the young farmer, “he’s under the load of hay.”

1. Father’s Day? aahh… don’t worry about

THE SEA GULL

that… it’s no big deal.

A father was at the beach with his children

DAD WON’T LIKE IT

when his four-year-old son ran up to him,

A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off. “You look hot, my son,” said the cleric. “why don’t you rest a moment, and I’ll give you a hand.” “No thanks,” said the young man.

grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore, where a seagull lay dead in the sand. “Daddy, what happened to him?” the son asked. “He died and went to Heaven,” the dad replied. The boy thought a moment and then said, “Did God throw him back down?”

“My father wouldn’t like it.”

THE PREACHER

“Don’t be silly,” the minister said. “Everyone is entitled to a break. Come and have a drink of water.”

After the church service a little boy told the pastor, “When I grow up, I’m going to give you

Again the young man protested that his

some money.”

father would be upset. Losing his patience, the clergyman said, “Your father must be a real slave driver. Tell me where I can find him and I’ll give him a piece of my mind!”

“Well, thank you,” the pastor replied, “but why?” “Because my daddy says you’re one of the poorest preachers we’ve ever had.”

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