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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn’t serve blondes. Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red. Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time,

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she returns and asks a different clerk this time. To her astonishment, this clerk also says

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that she doesn’t serve blondes. The blonde asks the clerk, “How in the world do you know I am a blonde?” The clerk looks at her disgustedly and

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says,”That’s not a TV… it’s a microwave!”

THE PET STORE PARROT A man was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, “Hey buddy, you are really ugly.” Well, the guy is furious!

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He stormed past the store to work. On the way home he saw the same parrot and it said to him, “He buddy, you are really ugly.” He was incredibly ticked now. The next day the same parrot again said to him “Hey buddy, you are really ugly.” The guy was so ticked that he went into the store and warned he would sue the store and kill the bird. The store manager replied profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot didn’t say it again. When the guy walked past the store that day after work the parrot called to him, ”Hey buddy.” He paused and said, ”Yes?” The bird said, “You know.”

Some Q & A Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people? A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the

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