What Does Your Prescription Say About You???

Adderall/Concerta: Are you really taking this to be “focused” in class, or did you just get diagnosed with ADHD at a young age and now sell it to be able to buy 3 energy drinks a day?

Zoloft: Okay you numb B!tch, hit my line tho, yo cute ass

Prozac: AWWWWW this is their first time being mentally ill!! Don’t you feel so silly lol <3

Lexapro: pls for the love of all that is well, take your meds CONSTANTLY

Lithium: make sure this is being controlled by someone other than you, and be honest with your therapist this will not be solved alone, DON’T. DRINK.

Trazadone: Is this your definition of a chill pill? Feeling like this? Also, why is your bottle half empty, you got this prescription 3 days ago??

Xanax: Honestly, pass me one of them big boys. You’re right.

Birth Control: Ur better than me, I can admit that.