MAPLE SYRUP, MAPLE TAFFEE, MAPLE BUTTER, FIREWOOD, TELEVISION COMMERCIALS AND FILMED ENTERTAINMENTS GENERAL DELIVERY, RURAL ROUTE 1, NUT LAKE, SASKATCHEWAN
So nice to hear from you the other day.
Early Spring CANADA
We are very well, thanks for asking, and very busy these days as spring brings the sap run in the north woods and it’s maple syrup making time for us once more. Sticky business but completely recession-proof -- people gotta have syrup!
Apart from tree-tapping, our attention has been almost exclusively focussed on something quite extraordinary.
Recently, while doing some research on whether a lorus is trainable (it is), we came across an image that startled and intrigued us! (attached on the following page).
Obviously this image raises myriad questions! As we’re sure you’d agree it’s the sort of thing that makes one rethink some fundamental premises! Looking for a little corroboration, we discovered other depictions of the same event. (attached on the pages following).
While there seems to be some debate as to whether Jesus rode meat-eating or plant-eating dinosaurs, the basic facts of his interaction and obvious compassion for prehistoric lizards is plain to see.
So where does this lead us? We’re thinking PASSION OF THE CHRIST meets JURASSIC PARK. Cecil B. deMille meets Sid and Marty Krofft. Our script is still in the early stages (more historical research is needed, we believe entertainment should also be factually accurate and educational) but we’re thinking JESUS CHRIST DINOSAUR WRANGLER IN 3D has blockbuster potential written all over it!
No stars attached yet (that we can speak about publicly) but we will keep you posted on the progress of this exciting Perlorian project as it unfolds. Kindest regards, TPB
P.S. We know you were recently there, do you have any contacts from movie studios in Hollywood?
Sometimes carnivorous, sometimes herbivorous. Sometimes brunette, sometimes blonde. Thereâ€™s so much we still donâ€™t know about Jesus.