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With over 15 years experience in the UK, we at Alhaurin Autos know how to look after our customers. We will take part exchanges of either English or Spanish vehicles. We even give you cash back if you wish to trade down to a smaller car. We have a fully qualified gestor and will take care of all the legalities for you.
LEFT HAND DRIVE
MITSUBUSHI SPACEWAGON 2.0L. DieseL, 1995, PAS, A/C €2,995 RENAULT KANGOO, 1.9 DCi, 5 seats, 1998, PAS, A/C €4,995 FORD TRANSIT LWB, 2.5 TD, 1999, new engine, and I.T.V. €5,995 CHEVROLET MATIZ. 2005, PAS, A/C, FSH €4,995 ESCORT 1.8 TD 1997, PAS, A/C €2.995 ESCORT 1.8 Petrol 1998, PAS, RHD. Spanish plates €2,295 RENAULT KANGOO 1.9, DCi 65, 2 seater, panel van, 2001, A/C. €4,995 FORD FOCUS C-MAX 2.0L TDCi, 2005, PAS. A/C. CD, €11,995 Immaculate. REDUCED FROM €13,995 VW POLO 3 door, coupe, 1994, new engine €1,995
RIGHT HAND DRIVE
SUZUKI GRAND VITARA, Soft Top, 1999, T reg, PAS, immaculate inside and out €2,995 FORD ESCORT ESTATE, 1.8 Petrol, 1999, RHD, PAS, A/C, CD, 50,000 miles, FSH, 1 owner, immaculate, €3,995 CITROEN BERLINGO, 2003, 1.9D, Forte Ltd. Edition, RHD, 5 doors and seats, PAS, 48,000 miles, FSH, €7,995 VW SHARAN, 1.9 TDi, 7 seater, 1997, PAS, A/C €3,995 FORD TRANSIT Choice of two €1,895 SUZUKI ALTO GL, 1.1, 2003, 65,000 miles, FSH, M.O.T. July 08, E/W, €2,995 RENAULT MEGAN 1.9 DCi, 5 door, 2002, PAS, A/C, RHD but on Spanish plates. €5,995
AUDI A6 AUTOMATIC. 2.8 V6. 1997, PAS, A/C, alloys, blue with beige leather, UK reg LHD €6,995
ROVER 75 ESTATE, 2002, 2 lt, Turbo Diesel, PAS, A/C, CD, Alloys, Immaculate €9,995
CITROEN PICASSO. 2.0, HDI, 2004, PAS, A/C, CD,
2.8 TD, 7 Seats, PAS, A/C 1997 €8,995
Only 70,000km. €11,995
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HYUNDAI TERRACAN. 2.9 CRDi, Dec. 2006, PAS, A/C, CD, Sat Nav, leather, As new, €19,995
FIAT PUNTO 5 DOOR AUTOMATIC, PAS, A/C, immaculate. €4,495
MERCEDES E320 CDI 2003, PAS, A/C, CD, Sat Nav, Elec. seats, etc. etc. FSH, Immaculate €27,995
JAGUAR XKR 4.2. 2006, Super charged. Top spec, immaculate inside and out, only 12,000kms €64,995
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SUZUKI SAMURAI, 1.3 petrol, soft top, 2001, 70,000kms €5,995 MITSUBUSHI SHOGUN 1998, 7 seater, Diamond pack, TV/DVD. Sat Nav, leather, RHD, etc. etc €8,995 RENAULT KANGOO, 4X4, 5 seater, PAS, A/C, FSH, unmarked €10,995 DAIHATSU ROCKY 2.8 TD, 1993, PAS, A/C, LHD €4,995 LAND ROVER DISCOVERY 3.9 manual petrol/LPG LHD, UK plates, €7,995
We have more stock available, please see our website for a wide selection of LHD, RHD, Commercial, 4x4 and Cabriolets.
REDUCED FROM €19,995
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FORD EXPLORER. AUTO. 4.0L, 1998, PAS, A/C, Immaculate inside and out, tow bar, €8,995
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The Pun A major Hurricane (named Shazza) measuring 5.8 on the Richter scale hit in the early hours of Monday in Basildon, Essex. Victims were seen wandering around aimless muttering “faaackin ell” The hurricane decimated the area causing approximately £30 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from the Balearics and Spanish Costa's were damaged beyond repair. Three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals were
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W h a t â€™s N e w Browns Restaurant Browns in Riviera del Sol are now opening everyday from 10.00am 4.00pm to serve breakfast and lunch. They then open again as usual in the evening from 6.00pm until 11.00pm for their full evening menu. Take away menu also available. Tel: 902 276 967 ) or see advert page 32. Kitchens & Beyond Kitchens & Beyond in Estepona are now offering free granite worktops with any kitchen purchase prior to the 30th June. A fantastic deal not to be missed! Tel: 952 88 65 55 for details or see their advert on page 2. Ladies Shop The Ladies Shop in La Cala de Mijas
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This month we are going to look at Spas, Jacuzzis or Hot Tubs and some of the chemicals you can use for them. When choosing a Spa look at this check list to see if it makes the grade. Hot Tub Buying Checklist: •Are the filters top-loaded for easy access? •Is the heating and filtration system fully automatic with no programming required? •Are the controls user-friendly, easy to operate and adjust? •Dose it have Ozone? (helps in sanitizing) •What are the electrical specifications of the spa? •Ask how to estimate your monthly operation costs. •Make sure the spa is totally insulated, not just fully-foamed. •What spa parts are covered under warranty and for how long? •How does the manufacturer's warranty compare with other brands? •Is the shell high grade acrylic like Lucite? •Does the manufacturer have non chlorine solutions? •Do they install the spa for you? Everyone enjoys the relaxing feeling of sitting in a hot tub. Whether after a long day at the office, after a workout, after a day of swimming, or just unwinding with your kids or spouse. It’s a great way to relax and ease the stress of the day. Buying a hot tub is a big investment though. Most people have sat in a hot tub, but never really thought about the criteria involved in buying one. Some things are obvious - you want a hot tub big enough to hold X amount of people - for you that could mean two, four or eight people, (ever heard of a hot tub party!). So let's start with size. Most hot tubs are advertised as ‘seats six’ or whatever. Start with that as a guide, but also consider the seating arrangements. Many tubs now come with lounging chairs, feet massagers, and all sorts of strange arrangements. You may be comfortable overlapping with your family, but not with friends. Sometimes the standard bench seating is more appropriate. Again, think about your needs, who will be using the hot tub, and what makes the most sense. Part 2 next month
La Cala’s Late Night Bar Every Saturday Karaoke with Bazooo and Lady Irene Last Friday in the month live music with Akoustic Soul Tues May 6th Colin Campbell The ‘Camp Comedian’ Charity night for Blue Horses
Margarita Pracatan Live from New York 2nd - 7th June Nightly from 9pm Every month different comedian. Ring Maureen for details. Book early to avoid disapointment Salsa Lessons Wednesday 9pm - 10pm Friday 8pm - 9pm Open nightly 8pm - late (Closed Mondays) Pasaje del Mar, La Cala, (near the Church)
Tel: 678 143 739
Under new management. Food served 10am -10pm Mon - Sat and 1pm - 7pm Sundays. Karaoke Saturdays. La Cortijera. La Cala.
Newly Opened Takeaway. Baguettes, Paninis, Burgers, Pizzas and Pastries. Mon - Sat. 12.00 - 9.00pm. C/Torremolinos, La Cala. Tel: 618 181 507
OPEN FOR BREKFAST, LUNCH AND OUR NEW BAR-CAFE NOW OPEN EVENINGS FOR TAPAS. BREAKFASTS, FRESHLY BAKED BAGUETTES AND CROISSANTS, SANDWICHES AND ROLLS WITH DIFFERENT FILLINGS DAILY. DAILY LUNCHTIME SPECIALS, KEBABS, MEXICAN CHICKEN, SPECIALITY SALADS, LAVAZZA COFFEE, MILKSHAKES, FUSION TEAS, EVENING DRINKS. ENJOY ‘AL FRESCO’ ON OUR SUNNY TERRACE OR INSIDE OUR NEW BAR-CAFE. DAYTIME MENU AVAILABLE UNTIL 5.00PM Local 26 Jardín Botánico, La Cala de Mijas Open from 8.00am. Tel: 952 493 184
All English and Dutch football and main sporting events shown. Open Mon - Fri 5pm till late. Sat - Sun 2pm till late. Tel: 952 494 550. Calle Torremolinos, La Cala.
Numero Uno All live sports 2 pool tables kiddies play area (rubber surface)
Home made sunday lunches served from 11am-10pm Las Adelfas No.11 Urb. Los Claveles
Tel: 952 493 763
By the tower in La Cala. Friendly atmosphere, helpful staff. Internet Wi-Fi Fed Ex. Office services. Open 9.00am - 7.00pm. Tel: 952 58 77 62
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Great places to eat and drink in La Cala
The Sussex Bar
Fish & Chips Doner Kebabs Chicken Kebabs Burgers Open 5pm till late. Telephone orders welcome Tel: 952 494 087 Local 34 Jardin Botanico Near La Cala, Mijas Costa
Live Music Karaoke All Live Sports Events Shown Inside And Outside On The Terrace. Open from 4pm till Late Monday - Friday Sat - 1pm till late. Sun - 2pm till late Local 33, Jardin Botanico, Near La Cala de Mijas, Mijas Costa
Great places to eat and drink in La Cala
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W h a t ’s O n Mondays Quiz and Bingo - Shenanigans, Riviera del Sol. Margarita Pracatan - Starting on the 2nd June - 7th June. Bar Paraiso, La Cala. Tickets €10. Tel: 678 413 739
Tuesdays May 6th - Blue Horses charity event. Colin Campbell comedian at Bar Paraiso, La Cala. For tickets call: 665 455 318. Karaoke - Fools bar. El Zoco, Calahonda. Trip to Gibraltar - Tuesday 6th May, Coin Royal British Legion. Leaving La Trocha (Coin) 8.30am. 10€ members 12€ non-members. Tel: 951 161 177.
El Zoco, Calahonda
Flamenco Night - 14th May, Vista del
Mar, Beachside Miraflores.
Thursdays Steak Night - Vista del Mar, Beachside Miraflores. Quiz night - JJ’s Bar, Riviera del Sol Karaoke - Fools Bar, El Zoco, Calahonda. Nikki Beach White Party. 29th May.
Fridays Karaoke - “Paul the Bear” Shenanigans, 9.30 Riviera del Sol. Live Music - Trafalgar Bar, El Zoco. Akoustic Sol - Last Friday of each month, Bar Paraiso, La Cala. S.E.P.E. Charity Golf Tournament and BBQ - May 23rd at Lauro Golf. For info or booking contact Melissa: 952 412 767.
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Chill Out Lounge Bar. Good Atmosphere, Good Music, Good Times. Tel: 666 834 616 Open everyday. Top floor El Zoco. Calahonda
great places to eat, drink and be entertained.
Your Entertainment Guide
Indian Restaurant. Take Away and Delivery. Only natural herbs and spices, no additives, no colour. Open 7pm until late Mon-Sat. El Zoco. Tel: 952 934 909. Free bottle of wine with this ad.
Italian restaurant. Taste the genuine Italian food in attractive decor. Open seven days a week, 1pm till late. C.C. El Zoco, first floor, Sitio de Calahonda. Tel: 952 932 042
The Boat House
Trafalgar Cocktail Bar
Excellent quality fish and chips. Large portions. Large selection of desserts. Eat ‘al fresco’ or in the large restaurant. Wi-Fi. El Zoco. Open Mon-Sat 6.00-10.00. Tel: 952 930 148
For before and after dinner drinks. Live music Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Open every evening until late. El Zoco First floor, Sito de Calahonda. Mijas Costa.
Small friendly bar. Daily sport. Karaoke on Tues and Thursday. All football matches shown. First floor El Zoco (corner) Tel: 952 935 340
Bar Fools And Horses
Fully air conditioned, Sports, Full menu with daily specials. Open all day, seven days a week. Los Boliches. Tel: 952 196 335
Friendly family bar with good food, tapas, live entertainment, karaoke and sports. Open seven days a week. The Strip, Calahonda Tel: 952 939 579
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El Zoco, Calahonda
Villa Paradiso - Open since 1989 Italian Restaurant
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Los Boliches great places to eat and drink
Sports - Cafe Bar ALL LIVE SPORTS SHOWN ON TWO LARGE SCREENS FOUR LIVE MATCHES ON SATURDAYS FULL MENU AVAILABLE TILL LATE SUNDAY LUNCH 2 COUSES €8 BREAKFAST SPECIAL €5 FRESHLY MADE TAPAS
FOR BOOKINGS CALL: 952 935 568 C.C Los Jarales, Mijas Costa Sit ‘n’ Go
Harrys Sports Bar
Sit ‘n’ Go sports lounge broadcasting all the weekly action in comfortable, friendly surroundings. Open daily from 1pm until midnight. Wi-fi internet access. Frontline C.C.Calypso.
All live sports shown and premiere league football. Five TV’s and big screen. Full menu and Sunday roast. Open 10am until late seven days a week. Upstairs Los Jarales.
Play World famous Texas Hold’em poker. From beginners to pros, we have games to suit everyone. Open daily for major sporting events. Fully licensed bar. Tel: 952 932 519
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THE PIT STOP
Come And Enjoy The Relaxing Atmosphere Of Browns BBQ And Grill Over Looking The Mediterranean On The Main Roundabout At Riviera Nr. Calahonda. NOW OPEN EVERYDAY 10.00AM - 4.00PM BREAKFASTS & LUNCHES
Open 7 Days A Week Restaurant And Take Away 10.00AM - 4.00PM 6.00PM - 11.00PM Tel: 902 276 967 902 BRO WNS
Succulent Ribs Spit Roast Chicken Prime Steaks Pork Chops Lamb Cutlets Grilled Fish Or Delve Into Pie Corner
Come and enjoy the delightful ambience of this fine Indian restaurant situated in the Torrenueva Urbanisation, Near La Cala. With our premier Indian chef preparing cuisine from all different regions of India whilst also cooking his own specialties. For example: Kadhai Goshi Bussainy - Pieces of lamb in a mild sauce Handi - Meat or fish with onion, tomato, peppers and a special spicy sauce Chicken Pasanda - Marinated chicken fillets in mild sauce stuffed with spices. Restaurant and Take Away
Open 7 nights a week 6.00 - 12.00
Tel: 902 463 426 IND IAN
Traditional Chinese Food. Takeaway menu. Open 12.00-16.00 and 18.30-24.00 everyday. Riviera Commercial. Tel: 952 931 737
Breakfast, brunches and evening dinner. Open 7 days a week from 10am. Internet connection. Terrace available for private functions. Miraflores Driving Range. Tel: 952 939 381
En Un Rincon De La Boca
Specialists in Argentinian grilled meat. Take away. Open all day Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Las Terrazas de Miraflores Tel: 952 930 649
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Bunkers Bar Bistro
Great places to eat and drink in Rivera del Sol & Miraflores
Family Bar Internet Quizzes and Karaoke Live Entertainment Pool Tables Games Machines Open for Food Closed Tuesdays Beachside, Riviera del Sol Tel: 952 935 676
RIVIERA DEL SOL Home cooked food, friendly atmosphere. Now open everyday 10am -4pm for breakfast and lunch and from 6pm-11pm Riviera del Sol. Tel: 902 276 967
Traditional Italian food. Fresh pasta, wood burning pizza oven, Open every day 12 - 11. Riviera Commercial, Tel: 952 934 496
SMALL COSY BAR WITH LARGE SUNNY TERRACE AND FANTASTIC VIEWS OVER THE MED. LIVE SPORT FUN QUIZ NIGHTS - THURS MUSIC NIGHTS Riviera del sol JJ’s Bar
Great places to eat and drink in Rivera del Sol & Miraflores
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Beautiful Panoramic Sea and Beach Views From The Terrace Freshly Cooked Versatile Menu. Warm Friendly Atmosphere. Recently Refurbished. Open for Lunch. Above Shenanigans, Beachside, Riviera del Sol Tel: 952 935 039. Closed Tuesdays.
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Fridays cont. Fish and Chip Night - The Far Isle, Riviera del Sol. Jens on Piano - Vista del Mar, Beachside Miraflores.
Rivera del Sol & Miraflores
Karaoke with Bazoo and Lady Irene Bar Paraiso, La Cala. Live music - Trafalgar bar, El Zoco, Calahonda. Buddy Walkers (from the UK) Buddy Holly Show - 3rd May: Vista del Mar, Beachside Miraflores. Tel: 952 934 840. Magic Unlimited Magic Show - Hotel Casino Torrequebrada. Benalmadena. Every Saturday 7.00pm Tel: 677 245 588. Amanda Rosa singing pop hits and
Light snacks, baguettes and sandwiches, fresh Lavazza coffee, selection of beers and wines. HAPPY 2€ HOUR 7pm-8pm Monday - Friday. Bottled beer, Wines and Spirits. Offex pick up point Mobile phone top ups. Internet cafe. Open from 10am - 10pm Mon - Fri 12pm - 7pm Sat and Sun Tel: 952 930 844 www.connectinternetcafe.com Top of Riviera del Sol, Las Terrazas de Miraflores. (round the corner from Miraflores supermarket.)
musicals - May 10th: Vista del Mar, Beachside Miraflores. Christopher Howard and 'His Tribute to the Musicals Show' - May 17th: Vista del Mar, Beachside Miraflores. Alexander Avery - 'One Woman Tribute Show' - May 24th: May Vista del Mar, Beachside Miraflores. Dave Lee with ‘His tribute to Deano & Friends’ - May 31st: Vista del Ma, Beachside Miraflores. Family Fun Day - Saturday 21st June Sussex Bar, La Cortijera, La Cala. Charity Event from 2pm. Bouncy castle, BBQ, stalls, raffles etc etc. Then from 9pm race night with a big screen inside and outside the bar.
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Star Signs A look at what's in store for you over the next month...
It's time to get down to business. Say what you mean and mean what you say, If someone is demanding too much of your time Just say “no!” On the 15th and 16th, rise to the challenge. It’ll be worth it! As this month starts you need to be cautious with your resources and not put all your eggs in one basket. By the middle of the month you can focus instead on your pretty incredible new ideas This month you’ll be busy attending many social gatherings, meeting relatives, and accepting invitations. Romance will be strong and singles could well find their Mr./Miss Right. Whatever it is you're doing, there's a glitch in the works. Whether it's a work project or a love affair, don't ignore the early warning signs. Recognizing the problem now will save turmoil later. May is a month of power and possibilities for you. Work enthusiastically now to reach your goals. However, try accomplishing any financial dealings within the first three weeks of the month. You're thinking hard, and discussing intensely. Take note as this phase could influence your thoughts and actions for a long time to come. Get creative and let those ideas turn into reality.
Your restlessness will reduce this month. You’ll be calm and many pressures will lift from your mind. Family relationships will also improve too though romance will be very up and down. Recently you’ve let your ego get in the way of some of your most important relationships and now is the time to sort things out. Get things straight in your own head first before rectifying with those effected. You’ll be very romantic this month.The opposite sex won’t be able to ignore your charm. Professionally, someone may spread rumors about you. Fight it with the help of your honest and clean conscience.
You’ll be surprised to find a new ‘You’ this month! Your expectations and ambition will reach higher levels making it a good month for any financial dealings, including arranging loans or paying off debts. A busy month is in store for you in both your professional and domestic affairs. For couples, this is the time to open up and sort out any underlying issues. Otherwise there may be trouble ahead. You’ll find it hard at times this month to feel motivated and energetic but make sure this lethargy doesn’t make you miss out on a good opportunity. ‘Less talk, more action’ is the motto for the month.
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In case you needed further proof that the Human Race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer products: On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) - ‘Do not turn upside down.’ (well...duh, a bit late!) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding ‘Product will be hot after heating.’ (and you thought???)
could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those five year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.) On Nytol Sleep Aid - ‘Warning: May cause drowsiness.’ (I'm taking this because???) On most brands of Christmas lights ‘For indoor or outdoor use only.’ (as opposed to what?)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron - ‘Do not iron clothes on body.’ (but wouldn't this save me time?)
On Sainsbury's peanuts - ‘Warning: contains nuts.’ (talk about a news flash)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -‘Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.’ (We
On an American Airlines packet of nuts - ‘Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.’ Continued overleaf...
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Continued from overleaf... On a child's Superman costume ’Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.’ (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) On a Swedish chainsaw - ‘Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.’ (Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) On some Swanson frozen dinners ’Serving suggestion: Defrost.’ (but, it's just a suggestion.) On a blanket from Taiwan - ‘Not to be used as protection from a tornado.’ (You’re kidding me! Why not?)
US cyclists - ‘Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you.’ (Thanks for that gentle reminder!) On the bottle-top of a UK flavoured milk drink - ‘After opening, keep upright.’ (They spoil all the fun!) On a New Zealand insect spray - ‘This product is not tested on animals.’ (Obviously highly efficient then!) On a Japanese food processor - ‘Not to be used for the other use.’(Now, could somebody out there help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On a Sears hair dryer - ‘Do not use while sleeping.’ (but that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
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Heart Warming Tales A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, “Perfect timing. You're just like Frank” Passenger: “Who?” Cabbie: “Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things like that always happened to Frank Feldman.” Passenger: “Maybe he was just lucky?” Cabbie: “No, not Frank Feldman he was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis, he could golf with the pros and he danced like a Broadway star. He was an amazing guy.” Passenger: “Sounds like he’s someone really special” Cabbie: “There's more...He had a great memory, never forgot anybody’s birth-
day. He knew all about wine and which foods to order. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do everything right.” Passenger. “Wow, some guy then.” Cabbie: “Yeah. I always seem to get stuck in traffic jams, but Frank knew the right way to go. He really knew how to treat a woman aswell, make her feel good. He’d never answer her back even if she was in the wrong, his clothing was always immaculate - he was the perfect man! No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman.” Passenger: "”An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?” Cabbie: “Well, I never actually met Frank. I just married his f@!king widow.”
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Heart Warming Tales This is a true story about the bond formed between a little girl and a group of building workers. Hopefully it might help to confirm your belief in the goodness of people and that there is hope for the human race. A young family moved into a house next door to an empty plot. One day, a gang of builders turned up to start building on the plot. The young family's five year old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers. She hung around and eventually the builders, all with hearts of gold, more or less adopted the lit-
tle girl as a sort of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had tea and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important. They even gave the child her very own hard hat and gloves which pleased her immensley. At the end of the first week, the smiling builders presented her with a pay envelope containing two pounds in 10p coins. The little girl took her â€˜payâ€™ home to her mother who suggested that they take the money to the bank to open a savings account. (continued overleaf)
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At bank the following morning, the female cashier was tickled pink listening to the little girl telling her about her ‘work’ on the building site and the fact she had a ‘pay packet’. “You must have worked very hard to earn all this”, said the cashier. The little girl proudly replied, “Yes, I worked every day with Steve and Wayne and Mike. We're building a big house.” “My goodness,” said the cashier, “And will you be working on the house again next week?” The child thought for a moment. Then she said seriously: “I think so. Provided those w@nk!rs at Jewsons deliver the f*ck!ng bricks.”
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Golf Tips And Tricks Get a Grip by Mark Sibley of Miraflores Golf Academy This months tip will not change your swing but should, if you follow it, help to lower your score. As I coach each week one of the things I will always notice is the condition of the grip on your golf club. Most of the time I see a well kept clean grip which as your only connection to the golf club helps to keep your hands in the correct position returning your club face to square when you strike the ball, but sometimes I see a golfer struggling to grip the golf club with their hands, attached to a grip so old that it shines and so worn that the golfers hand marks are imprinted in it. An experiment conducted by one of the big golf companies got a number of golfers together and asked each player to hit five shots with three clubs. The clubs were exactly the same except the first club had a brand new grip on it, the second had a clean but worn grip and the third was not only worn but had not been cleaned in years. The golfers using the new grip hit the ball an average of seven yards farther than those using the clubs with the worn grip and thirteen yards farther than those with the worn and dirty grip. Remember the grip joins the golfer to the golf club, look after it, keep it clean and when it is worn out change it. If you are not sure bring your set of clubs to me at the Miraflores Driving Range & Golf Academy, I or my club maker David will inspect them for you and let you know if they just need a clean or if it is time for a change. Bring the Costa Link
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Golf Academy Golfing about Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologise. “Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me.” she told him. “Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes.” the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the foetal position, still clasping his hands at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, “How does that feel?” He replied, “It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken.”
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Last month, not being able to stand the badgering from the kids any longer, we finally took ourselves off to Benalmadena to see ‘Magic Unlimited’,
absolutely loved it. It also made their night that at the end of the show they were able to meet their new heroes and have their photographs taken with them and have autographs signed. This all adds up to a magical evening of entertainment for all ages and the show comes higly recommended. Booking information Tel: 677 24 55 88 www.magicshow.es
the famous magic show held at the Hotel Casino Torrequebrada starring the brothers and sister act Oscar, Renzo and Mara. The show is fantastic! With the mixture of great magic tricks and illusions, peppered with humour and audience participation, it is a must see for all ages. We found the claim on their posters and advertisements “Best show on the coast” to be an apt and true description. During the show, which is presented in both English and Spanish, you will see both famous and original tricks and illusions such as body levitation, dissapearing acts and body seperation, peformed with professionalism, glamour and humour. Our children
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Kids Stuff HORTON HEARS A WHO MOVIE QUIZ 1. The Mayor of Whoville has how many daughters and how many sons? 2. What does the mayor say he gets to sit on at the Edible Parade? 3.Finsh this line Give me the _______ Horton. Now. 4. What did the people of Whoville say to save them? ANSWERS AT BOTTOM OF PAGE.
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The Jokes Page Two deaf people get married and during the first week of marriage they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out since they can't see each other signing, or read lips. After several nights of fumbling around and many misunderstandings, the wife figures out a solution. She writes: ‘Honey, why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast two times.’ The husband thinks this is a great idea. He writes back to his wife: ‘If she wants to have sex with him, reach over and pull on his penis one time. If she doesn't want to have sex, pull on his penis two hundred and fifty times.’ An Irish daughter had not been home for over five years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her. “Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?” The girl, crying, replied, “Dad...I became a prostitute... “Ye what!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family. “OK, Dad, as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur
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ocal Info Emergency Numbers
Central number for Fire, Police & Ambulance National Police Local Police Guardia Civil dica Medical
Bus Stations Marbella 952 764 400 Coin 952 450 366 San Pedro 952 781 396 Estepona 952 800249 For a list of complete times www.andalucia.com/travel/bus
All the Cinemas listed below show films in English as well as Spanish. Call first to check what is showing that week. Marbella: Cinesur Plaza del Mar 952 766 941 La Ca単ada 902 333 231 Puerto Banus: Gran Marbella 952 810 077 Coin: La Trocha 951 315 039 Fuengirola Cinesur Miramar 902 221 622
112 091 092 062
Emergency 061 Ambulance Marbella 902 505 061 Ambulance Coin 952 453 267
Train Timetables 902 240 202 Airports Malaga 952 048 844 Gibraltar 956 773 026
Health Centres Marbella 952 769 946 Coin 952 452 767 San Pedro 952 787 700
Fire Brigade Emergency number 080 Marbella 952 774 349 Estepona 952 804 483 Fuengirola 952 461 046 952 952 952 952 952 952 952
352 475 226 604 212 226 474
300 108 373 383 442 590 891
Tourist Information Marbella Coin Estepona Fuengirola San Pedro
Marbella 952 761 100 San Pedro 952 453 020 La Cala de Mijas 952 493 208 Fuengirola 952 589 300 Estepona 952 801 100
24 hour chemist Urb. Artola, Ctra. Cadiz Km 194. Marbella. Tel: 952 83 25 89
Consulates British Ireland Denmark Sweden Germany France U.S.A
952 771 442 952 822 818 952 822 818 952 467 457 952 785 252
Monday - Marbella (fairground site on east side) Tuesday - Fuengirola (fairground near Los Boliches) Wednesday - Estepona (Avda. Juan Carlos) La Cala - Feria ground Thursday - San Pedro (Recinto Ferial) Alhaurin el Grande (La Fama) Friday - Alhaurin el Grande (Bar Aquamania) Saturday - Coin (Calle Urbano Pineda) La Cala - Feria ground. Sunday - Puerto Estepona
Taxis Marbella Taxis 952 774 488 Mijas Costa Taxis 952 476 593
Diary Dates 1st May -Labour Day/May Day/Crosses of May (in some regions.) Public Holiday. 2nd May - Mothers Day Spain 3rd May - Crosses of May celebration in Malaga. 25th May - Corpus Christi. Processions throughout Andalucia. Benalmadena Pueblo has flower petals blanketing the streets in the morning ready for the procession to pass over them.
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Alhaurin Autos Cars bought and sold. Large selection for sale LHD and RHD. Alhaurin el Grande. Tel: 661 964 014
Manilva Autos Buyers and suppliers of previously loved cars. New showroom at Estepona Poligono. Tel: 952 806 732
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Edif. Euromarket, Local 4, Urb Calypso, 29649, Mijas Costa, Malaga. Tel: 952 933 534
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Wetherlys Indoor and outdoor furniture, and furnishings. Tel: 952 808 774
Game Room Supplies Game Room Marbella Tel: 952 806 178
Glass Curtains Elite Glass Curtains. Poligono Elviria 26 Elviria, 29600. Tel: 952 830 503
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Painters Staybright Exterior painting, sandblasting and damp proofing specialists. Tel: 678 321 433
Property Management JMC Property Services Management services, Property rentals, Home furnishings. C/Gustavo Adolfo, Becquer No 4 Tel: 952 811 41 or Fax: 952 811 302 email@example.com www.jmcpropertyservices.com
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