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ALHAURIN AUTOS Alhaurin
With over 15 years experience in the UK, we at Alhaurin Autos know how to look after our customers. We will take part exchanges of either English or Spanish vehicles. We even give you cash back if you wish to trade down to a smaller car. We have a fully qualified gestor and will take care of all the legalities for you.
LEFT HAND DRIVE
FORD FIESTA 1.3, 1996, PAS, A/C, New ITV, €1,995 CHEVROLET MATIZ. 2005, PAS, A/C, FSH €4,995 ESCORT 1.8 TD 1997, PAS, A/C €2.995 ESCORT 1.8 Petrol 1998, PAS, RHD. Spanish plates €2,295 RENAULT KANGOO 1.9, DCi 65, 2 seater, panel van, 2001, A/C. €4,995 FORD FOCUS C-MAX 2.0L TDCi, 2005, PAS. A/C. CD, Immaculate €13,995 VW POLO 3 door, coupe, 1994, new engine €1,995
RIGHT HAND DRIVE
SUZUKI GRAND VITARA, Soft Top, 1999, T reg, PAS, immaculate inside and out €4,295 FORD ESCORT ESTATE, 1.8 Petrol, 1999, RHD, PAS, A/C, CD, 50,000 miles, FSH, 1 owner, immaculate, €3,995 CITROEN BERLINGO, 2003, 1.9D, Forte Ltd. Edition, RHD, 5 doors and seats, PAS, 48,000 miles, FSH, €7,995 VW SHARAN, 1.9 TDi, 7 seater, 1997, PAS, A/C €3,995 ROVER 218 Diesel, RHD, Spanish plates €2,995 FIAT ULYSEE, 8 seater, diesel, 2000, €8,495 FORD TRANSIT Choice of two €1,895 SUZUKI ALTO GL, 1.1, 2003, 65,000 miles, FSH, M.O.T. July 08, E/W, €2,995 RENAULT MEGAN 1.9 DCi, 5 door, 2002, PAS, A/C, RHD but on Spanish plates. €5,995
SEAT LEON 1.9 TDI. 5 door. PAS, A/C, Alloys 2004 €10,995
ROVER 75 ESTATE, 2002, 2 lt, Turbo Diesel, PAS, A/C, CD, Alloys, Immaculate €9,995
RENAULT MEGANE SCENIC. 2.0L, Auto, PAS, A/C, Sat Nav, 1/2 leather, etc. Immaculate €14,995
CITROEN PICASSO. 2.0, HDI, 2004, PAS, A/C, CD,
HYUNDAI TERRACAN. 2.9 CRDi, Dec. 2006, PAS, A/C, CD, Sat Nav, leather, As new, €23,995
FIAT BARCHETTA 1.6, 16v, 1998, FSH, LHD, UK reg, Bargain €4,995
MERCEDES E320 CDI 2003, PAS, A/C, CD, Sat Nav, Elec. seats, etc. etc. FSH, Immaculate €27,995
MITSUBUSHI L200 Double cab, 4x4, 2003, PAS, A/C, FSH, €14,995
NISSAN X TRAIL, 2.2L DCi Elegance. 2004, PAS, A/C, CD, leather upholstery, one owner, €19,995
FORD EXPLORER. AUTO. 4.0L, 1998, PAS, A/C, Immaculate inside and out, tow bar, €8,995
Only 70,000km. €11,995
4 WHEEL DRIVE
MITSUBUSHI SHOGUN 1998, 7 seater, Diamond pack, TV/DVD. Sat Nav, leather, RHD, etc. etc €8,995 RENAULT KANGOO, 4X4, 5 seater, PAS, A/C, FSH, unmarked €10,995 SUZUKI VITARA 1.6 JLX, SWB, PAS, 1994 €4,995 FORD EXPLORER 4.0 auto, 1991, PAS, A/C, 7 seater, LHD on UK plates €3,495 DAIHATSU ROCKY 2.8 TD, 1993, PAS, A/C, LHD €4,995 LAND ROVER DISCOVERY 3.9 manual petrol/LPG LHD, UK plates, €7,995
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A W o m a n’s W o r l d The differences between Men and Women... Names If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara. If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy. Eating Out When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in a €20, even though it's only for €32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the women get their bill, out come
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What’s The Goss Cheryl Returns Home. Cheryl Cole has moved back into her marital home with Ashley Cole. Speculation has been rife about the couple’s future since it was alleged that Ashley had been unfaithful with three women. However it has been reported that despite Cheryl’s recent move, the couple are not back together and that Cheryl is merely protecting her assets. Apparently Cheryl has also moved her Mum into the house with her for company and support - a woman scorned is bad enough but a Mother in Law scorned - oh dear oh dear, you could almost feel sorry for the bloke!! Posh And Becks To Return Home? Posh and Becks are apparently considering moving back to Britain and Posh is also hoping she will be pregnant. Although Victoria is considered to be the main driving force behind the move to
Los Angeles, it is said that she now shares David’s feelings and wants to go home. David is said to have been depressed since early injury has prevented him from competing fully for LA Galaxy and his homesickness has grown worse following his Dad’s heart attack. Now that he appears to have Victorias support, David would like to be back in the UK by the end of the year. He has allegedly said he would play footie there for free, just as long as he can play!! The Real Cause Of Britney’s Woe? It has been reported recently that Britney Spears downward spiral into depressive meltdown is due to a termination she had following her split with Justin Timberlake. A friend has been reported as saying that Britney revealed the secret to K-Fed after telling him that she wanted his baby. The friend says that K-Fed believes that Britneys drug taking, drinking and bi-polar disorder all stem from the guilt of not having the baby.
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in translation Some funny examples of signs in various countries where words simply get lost in translation...
road to Mombasa, leaving Nairobi. ‘Take notice: When this sign is under water, this road is impassable.’
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Doctors office, Rome: ‘Specialist in women and other diseases.’
A sign seen on an automatic restroom hand dryer: ‘Do not activate with wet hands.’
Dry cleaners, Bangkok: ‘Drop your trousers here for the best results.’
In a Bangkok Temple: ‘It is forbidden to enter a woman, even a foreigner, if dressed as man.’
In a Nairobi restaurant: ‘Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager.’
In a cemetery: ‘Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves.’
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in translation Tokyo hotels’ rules and regulations: ‘Guests are requested not to smoke or do other disgusting behaviours in bed.’ In a Tokyo bar: ‘Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.’ Hotel, Yugoslavia: ‘The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.’
composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.’ Hotel, Zurich: ‘Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.’ In a Swiss mountain inn: ‘Special today - No ice-cream.’
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Airline ticket office, Copenhagen: ‘We take your bags and send them in all directions.’
In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery: ‘You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet
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Live Music Karaoke All Live Sports Events Shown Inside And Outside On The Terrace. Open from 4pm till Late Monday - Friday Sat - 1pm till late. Sun - 2pm till late Local 33, Jardin Botanico, Near La Cala de Mijas, Mijas Costa
Great places to eat and drink in La Cala
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Harrys Sports Bar
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Trafalgar Cocktail Bar
Indian Restaurant. Take Away and Delivery. Only natural herbs and spices, no additives, no colour. Open 7pm until late Mon-Sat. El Zoco. Tel: 952 934 909. Free bottle of wine with this ad.
For before and after dinner drinks. Live music Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Open every evening until late. El Zoco First floor, Sito de Calahonda. Mijas Costa.
The Boat House
Excellent quality fish and chips. Large portions. Large selection of desserts. Eat ‘al fresco’ or in the large restaurant. Wi-Fi. El Zoco. Open Mon-Sat 6.00-10.00. Tel: 952 930 148
Small friendly bar. Daily sport. Karaoke on Tues and Thursday. All football matches shown. First floor El Zoco (corner) Tel: 952 935 340
Bar Fools And Horses
Fully air conditioned, Sports, Full menu with daily specials. Open all day, seven days a week. Los Boliches. Tel: 952 196 335
Friendly family bar with good food, tapas, live entertainment, karaoke and sports. Open seven days a week. The Strip, Calahonda Tel: 952 939 579
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El Zoco, Calahonda
Italian restaurant. Taste the genuine Italian food in attractive decor. Open seven days a week, 1pm till late. C.C. El Zoco, first floor, Sitio de Calahonda. Tel: 952 932 042
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Chill out lounge/bar. Good Atmosphere, Good Music, Good Times. Tel: 666 834 616. Open everyday. Top floor El Zoco
Villa Paradiso - Open since 1989 Italian Restaurant
Los Boliches great places to eat and drink
Come and enjoy the delightful ambience of this fine Indian restaurant situated in the Torrenueva Urbanisation, Near La Cala. With our premier Indian chef preparing cuisine from all different regions of India whilst also cooking his own specialties. For example: Kadhai Goshi Bussainy - Pieces of lamb in a mild sauce Handi - Meat or fish with onion, tomato, peppers and a special spicy sauce Chicken Pasanda - Marinated chicken fillets in mild sauce stuffed with spices. Restaurant and Take Away
Open 7 nights a week 6.00 - 12.00
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Come And Enjoy The Relaxing Atmosphere Of Browns BBQ And Grill Over Looking The Mediterranean On The Main Roundabout At Riviera Nr. Calahonda. Sunday Carvery Starter Roast Meat Main Course Dessert 1 Course €11.95 3 Courses €18.95
Open 7 Days A Week Restaurant And Take Away Mon - Sat 5.30 - 10.30 Sunday Carvery and Take Away 1.00 - 8.00 Tel: 902 276 967 902 BRO WNS
Succulent Ribs Spit Roast Chicken Prime Steaks Pork Chops Lamb Cutlets Grilled Fish Or Delve Into Pie Corner
Top of Riviera del Sol, Las Terrazas de Miraflores. (round the corner from Miraflores supermarket.)
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Great places to eat and drink in Rivera del Sol & Miraflores
FUN POKER NIGHTS Every Tuesday at 8pm. All welcome regardless of ability. Small stakes. HAPPY 2â‚Ź HOUR 7pm-8pm Monday - Friday. Bottled beer, Wines and Spirits. Offex pick up point Mobile phone top ups. Internet cafe. Open from 10am - 10pm Mon - Fri 12pm - 7pm Sat and Sun Tel: 952 930 844
Bunkers Bar Bistro
Traditional Chinese Food. Takeaway menu. Open 12.00-16.00 and 18.30-24.00 everyday. Riviera Commercial. Tel: 952 931 737
Breakfast, brunches and evening dinner. Open 7 days a week from 10am. Internet connection. Terrace available for private functions. Miraflores Driving Range. Tel: 952 939 381
En Un Rincon De La Boca
Specialists in Argentinian grilled meat. Take away. Open all day Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Las Terrazas de Miraflores Tel: 952 930 649
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Family Bar Internet Quizzes and Karaoke Live Entertainment Pool Tables Games Machines Open for Food Closed Tuesdays Beachside, Riviera del Sol Tel: 952 935 676
RIVIERA DEL SOL Home cooked food, friendly atmosphere. Open 6 -11 everyday. Riviera del Sol. Tel: 902 276 967 902 BROWNS
Traditional Italian food. Fresh pasta, wood burning pizza oven, Open every day 12 - 11. Riviera Commercial, Tel: 952 934 496
SMALL COSY BAR WITH LARGE SUNNY TERRACE AND FANTASTIC VIEWS OVER THE MED. LIVE SPORT FUN QUIZ NIGHTS - THURS MUSIC NIGHTS Riviera del sol JJ’s Bar
Great places to eat and drink in Rivera del Sol & Miraflores
Browns BBQ and Grill
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Beautiful Panoramic Sea and Beach Views From The Terrace Freshly Cooked Versatile Menu. Warm Friendly Atmosphere. Recently Refurbished. Open for Lunch. Above Shenanigans, Beachside, Riviera del Sol Tel: 952 935 039. Closed Tuesdays.
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BAR CONTINENTAL Bar Continental has a friendly atmosphere. Open in Calahonda next to Lidl. Mad Mondays Sky Sports Live Music Friday Poets Day Jackie Sundays
parties catered for. Karaoke anytime someone wants to sing all week. COME AND ENJOY YOURSELVES! If you've got any queries, give John a ring on 636 318 052.
Great Truths Learnt By Children No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats. When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don’t let her brush your hair. If your sister hits you, don’t hit her back. They always catch the second person. Never ask your three year old brother to hold a tomato. You can’t trust dogs to watch your food. Don’t sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time. You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
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Top quality baby equipment for hire on the Costa del Sol. Everything you need on one site, delivered to your accommodation at a time convenient to you. All our equipment is of high standard and comply to EU standards Equipment available: Z Beds, Travel Cots, Wooden Cots, Highchairs, Buggies/Prams, Baby/Stair Gates, Baby Baths, Baby Monitors, Car Seats, Booster Seats, Baby Walkers And Much, Much More Plus free delivery on all orders over â‚Ź50 For more information and Prices why not check out our web site or give us a call:
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Things That Make You Go Mmmm Supplied by Bladerunnerchef. S.L. Sea Bass Baked in Foil with Pesto, Courgette and Carrots Servings: 4 Ingredients 4 sea bass fillets, about 1 inch thick 3/4 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon fresh ground black pepper 1/4 cup pesto 3 carrots, grated 1 courgette, grated 2 tablespoons olive oil 1/4 cup dry white wine Method 1.Heat the oven to 450oF. Put four 12-inch squares of aluminum foil on a work surface and brush lightly with cooking oil. 2.Put a fish fillet in the center of each square of foil. Sprinkle the fillets with 1/4 teaspoon of the salt and 1/4 teaspoon of
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the pepper. Spread the fish with the pesto. Cover the pesto with the carrots and top with the courgette. Sprinkle with the remaining 1/2 teaspoon salt and 1/4 teaspoon pepper. Gather the foil around the fish and drizzle the fish with the oil and wine. Fold the edges of the foil to make a sealed package. Put the foil packages on a baking sheet. 3.Bake the fish until just done, about twelve minutes. Open the foil packages and transfer the fillets with their vegetable topping to plates. Pour the juices over the top. Serve with either a crisp salad or hot buttered asparagus and new potatoes. Bladerunnerchef.S.L has been established on the Costa del Sol since 2006 and is the only dedicated online Catering web site providing a range of services to the restaurant trade. We are the sole supplier of Le Chef and Dennys chef ware together with other leading brand names such as Global, Birkenstock and many more, all available via our online store and mobile delivery service. New for Spring 2008 we have launched the only online menu selector allowing restaurants to list their menu and contact details free of charge on our sister site www.yourmenupages.com. If you want to recommend a restaurant let us know! We have also launched a new recruitment and vacancies section that brings together both Chefs and Employers on the Costa del Sol. If you are looking for work or have a vacancy to fill visit www.bladerunnerchef.com and click on the recruitment section.
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Here are some great April Fools pranks for you to try out... At Home Early Bird Set the victim’s alarm clock for the middle of the night and hide it somewhere in the room where they will have to get up and scramble around to turn it off. This works even better if you sneak in after they go to sleep and unscrew the light bulb in their lamp. Then they’ll have to search for the clock in the dark! Unexpected Take all the cereal in the house, remove the plastic bags from the boxes, and switch them around. When the victim tries to eat breakfast they will do a double-take when the wrong
cereal pours out. At The Office Invisible Ink Go into the victim’s office and locate every pencil and pen in their desk. Paint the tips with clear nail polish. When they try to write, none of them will work. (After the prank is revealed, the nail polish can be removed by dipping the pens and pencils in polish remover.) Incorrect If the victim uses Microsoft Word, go into the victim’s computer and change the auto-correct feature so it mis-spells common words. Just open Word, from the Tools menu, and have it replace cont. overleaf...
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April F cont from previous page... common words like ‘the’ and ‘and’ with silly words like ‘bottom burp’ or ‘Uranus.’ Be creative. Hurry Up Change the cursor on the victim’s computer. Go to Start >Settings >Control Panel >Mouse, and select the ‘Pointers’ tab. Then change the cursor to the hourglass image. Now the victim will think their computer is stuck on a task endlessly. Crawling Mouse Go to Start > Settings > Control Panel > Mouse > Pointer Options, and change the mouse pointer to the slowest speed. If your victim isn’t very computer-savvy, and doesn’t know about
ls Pranks this setting, they won’t understand why their cursor is suddenly moving slower than a snail! At The Pub Don't Cry Over Spilled Beer Tell a friend that you know a great trick. Put your hand palm-down on the table and balance a full glass of beer (or any liquid) on the back of your hand. Bet your friend that they can’t balance a glass on both hands at once (with your help to put them in place). As soon as you have the glasses balanced, stand up and walk out. They will be trapped and will have to spill the beers to escape.
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Golf Tips And Tricks The Ball Above and Below Your Feet by Mark Sibley of Miraflores Golf Academy On the courses in Spain you will often find the ball above or below your feet. If you don’t set-up to allow for this before you swing it will result in a bad shot. Here are some tips that will improve the shots you play from these uneven lies. Above Your Feet 1.Sole the club to establish your posture and the plane of your swing. 2.Grip down on the club. 3.Move the ball back in your stance from where you would normally position it for a level lie. 4.Stand more upright with your knees flexed into the hill. 5.Don’t make anymore than a threequarter swing concentrating on keeping your balance throughout the swing. Below Your Feet 1.Sole the club to establish both your swing plane and posture 2.Stand closer to the ball. 3.Move the ball forward in your stance from where you would normally position it for a level lie. 4.Widen your stance, pigeon toe your feet and flex your knees into the hill. 5.Make no more than a three-quarter swing concentrating on keeping your balance throughout the swing. Try this out on the practice ground and then take it onto the course. Uneven lies will be easy to deal with.
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Golf Academy Golfing about A nun went to her Mother Superior to confess. “I used some horrible language this week and feel terrible about it.” “Why? What happened?” asked the elder. “Well, I was golfing and hit an incredible drive! It looked like it was going to sail over 250 yards, but it struck a phone line and the ball fell straight down to the ground after going only about 100 yards.” “Is that when you swore?” asked Mother Superior. “No, Mother,” says the nun. “After that, a squirrel ran out of the bushes and grabbed my ball and began to run away.” “Is that when you swore?” asks the Mother Superior again. “Oh no.” says the nun. “You see, as the squirrel was running, an eagle flew down, grabbed the squirrel in his talons and began to fly away!” “Is THAT when you swore?” asks the amazed elder nun. “No, Mother. Not yet. As the eagle carried the squirrel away in its claws, it flew near the green and the squirrel dropped my ball.” “Did you swear THEN?” asked Mother Superior. “No Mother not then. My ball fell on a rock, bounced over the bunker, rolled onto the green and stopped about six inches from the hole.” The two nuns were silent for a moment. Then Mother Superior sighed and said, “You missed the f*****g putt, didn't you?”
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Star Signs A look at what's in store for you over the next month...
The beginning of the month is a great time to make small changes in your daily routine. On the 14th, prepare yourself for a tricky day but the clearer you are about how you feel, the easier it will be for you. You start out the month full of an extreme brilliance. Your ideas are brilliant, your smile and love life is brilliant and your future is brilliant. Use this to influence the way things go all month long. This month don't let somebody who's jealous of your lifestyle bring you down. It's their choice not to give living their dreams a shot, so don't you go shouldering the blame for their weakness. Stay focused this month. Keep your nose to the grindstone and don't forget to maneuver correctly, because working hard and heading in the right direction pays off before you know it. Business persons may get a big opportunity in the last week of the month so make sure not to waste it. Jobs offers could also be on the cards for the currently unemployed during this period. Though there will be less forced work pressure during the first half of the month, youâ€™ll find yourself willingly working hard. This is a peak time in your career and there is a lot to gain from hard work.
Youâ€™ll be very energetic, and impulsive this month due to the positive impact of planets on you. Career advancements will be quicker to gain, finances will be great and romance will be hot!!! Past experience of living on a budget will come in very handy for a while. Your professional life may seem a bit flat so try to open yourself up to other ideas and possibilities of work. April will be a month of love, for Virgos. New relationships, growing intimacy, marriage... Everything related is possible this month. Wherever you go, romance will follow you. Watch the cash from1st-7th.
A dispute or worry will come to an end this month and your general health will improve. Your professional life will remain stable but you may have to deal with a person close to you going abroad. Success in many projects are likely this month. Salary increase, promotion etc. are possible. Things arenâ€™t however so smooth on the romance front so watch out for causing unecessary rows. It looks like plain sailing for most things this month. Work is fine as long as you stick to deadlines and relationships may well move onto the next level. Watch out for a short bout of illness though.
In Sickness and in Health Wendy Codd arrived in Spain in 2005 bringing with her over 25 years of experience in the Insurance industry. Since her humble beginnings her portfolio of products have expanded as has her client base. From Car and Home insurance (including subsidence and all risks) to Travel (up to 84 years), Liability, Bars, Health, Pensions, advice on Inheritance Tax, the list goes on. Almost everything she sells is in English and she is always at the end of the phone to give advice and offer competitive premiums. Just some of the products she offers are:Health Insurance to Cover PreExisting Conditions. New Scheme - Private Health Group Scheme - min of 10 members, max of 50. Premium €39 a month, irrelevant of age or gender. Savings Plans - Guarantees of 5% interest.
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Pools Perfecto How often should I be running my swimming pool pump? By David Moore, Perfectos Pools
The optimum time to run your swimming pool pump would be that which keeps your pool blue, clean, and sanitized. This can be as little as one or two hours a day to as much as 24 hours per day. Unfortunately, there is no other way to determine the optimum time to operate your swim pool pump other than by trial and error. You could start by asking your neighbours how much they run their pool pump and start at that. The filter system should be run during the day because that is when the most demand is put on the pool. Typically, the daytime is when the most swimming occurs and also when the most debris is blown in by the wind. By running during the daytime, your system will be pulling the debris into the skimmers before it has a chance to sink. Also, you are circulating the chemicals to keep the water sanitized when it is most needed.
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Within two or three days, you should be able to tell if your filter system is doing the job. By â€˜doing the jobâ€™ we mean that the pool is blue and clear, your sanitizer level is maintained throughout the day, and the majority of debris is pulled into the skimmer and is not floating around or sunk to the bottom. If your system is not doing the job, increase the pump run-time by one to two hours. If it is, then decrease the pump run-time by one to two hours. Note: If you don't have a timer on your pump, you will soon learn how valuble it is to have one. Some timers will allow you to set the pump to go on and off several times a day. You may find it better to do this than to have it on and off only once during a 24 hour period.
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The Jokes Page An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice In reviving her husband’s libido. “What about trying Viagra?” asked the doctor. “Not a chance”, she said. “He won't even take an aspirin.” “Not a problem,” replied the doctor. “Give him an ‘Irish Viagra’. It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went.” A week later she called the doctor, who asked about her progress. The poor dear exclaimed, “Oh, faith, bejaysus! T'was just terrible, doctor!” “Really? What happened?” asked the doctor. “Well, I did as you said and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants abulging fiercely! With a swoop of his arm, he sent me cups flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!” “Why so terrible?” asked the doctor, “Was the sex your husband provided not good?” “Jaysus, ‘twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin’ here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!”
He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his private parts into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. “What's wrong, Bill?” she asked. “Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my private parts into the pickle slicer?” “Oh, Bill , you didn't” she exclaimed. “Yes, I did.” he replied. “Oh dear, Bill, what happened?” “I got fired.” “No Bill, I mean what happened with the pickle slicer?” “Oh...she got fired too.” A motorcyclist was driving along on a dark, cold, wet and windy evening when he spotted a hitch hiker. He stopped to pick him up and advised him to turn his coat around in order to reduce the effect of the wind and the rain down his front. The passenger did this and they set off. After a while the motorcyclist was horrified to notice that his passenger was no longer on board. He turned the bike around and began retracing his path. Spotting a crowd in the street surrounding a prone body, he parked up, walked over and with dread asked “Is he OK?” “He was 100% okay when we found him,” replied a blonde from the crowd. “But he has relapsed somewhat since I got his head around the right way!”
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SEGWAY R DES When we were invited for a tour of Malaga with a difference on a Segway, two thoughts sprang to mind... ‘What’s a Segway?’ and ‘Why Malaga?’ Intrigued to learn more, we made the drive to Malaga to find out. The offices of Segway Rides were easily found and parking was close by. Before we started the tour, Anna our guide gave us a brief training session; which is all that is needed as these nifty little two-wheeled devices do it all for you! Using gyroscopes and microprocessors, readjusting about 100 times a second they perfectly balance the rider. Very Clever! To move forward or backward on the Segway, you simply lean slightly for-
wards or backwards. It all feels natural, safe, and instinctive after just a few minutes and you are then ready for your tour of the beautiful city of Malaga. Segways are suitable for any one of any age, (the group before us were all in their sixties and whilst on our tour a group of teenagers showed their approval!) the only restriction being that you must weigh more than 40 kilos (about six stone). If like me you’ve only ventured to Malaga for the airport, then you have been missing out on a city full of architecture and culture. I feel quite ashamed that I have not visited before and will certainly be going back there again...on a Segway of course!
s r t e n PCeor Nervous Cats When taken home as a pet, a cat or kitten may be quiet and wary for the first few days, or even weeks, whilst getting used to you and the new environment. However, some cats remain fearful despite a gentle welcome and time to settle in. Reasons for nervousness in cats • Genetics - as with people, some cats seem to be more nervous than others. • Bad experiences - the cat may previously have had a frightening experience and survival mechanisms make the animal generally fearful in anticipation of it happening again. • Lack of experience at a crucial time in development - kittens that meet people and other animals and are exposed to the general hubbub of life by the time they are eight weeks old will take almost anything in their stride. This is the making of a confident cat. If the cat has missed out on these early experiences, life with humans can be difficult to cope with. To try and tackle theses problems takes time and patience. The cat must learn that there is nothing threatening in the situation that they are running or hiding from. It can be useful to obtain an indoor crate or kittening pen for the cat's re-education. Place it in the corner of the room and cover with a blanket so that the cat can see out of the front but as the sides remain covered the cat feels protected. To start with place the cat in the pen during a quiet period so that the cat can get used to it and relax. The cat will probably like the feeling of protection the pen provides. Feed your cat favourite treats in the pen and provide a litter tray. Let the cat view all normal household goings-on from this safe haven and gradually add more ‘action’. When the cat seems relaxed, ask a friend to visit. Normally the cat would run away when the doorbell rings, but now the cat has to watch and listen, albeit from the safety of the pen. Ask your guest to feed the cat through the cage with a special tit-bit and talk soothingly. You can then graduate to having the cat in the room without the pen and inviting visitors in. As the cat learns that everything is not a threat, they also discover that the rewards of staying around are worth overcoming the fear. Never lose your temper DESIGNER PETS BOUTIQUE or become impatient with your cat - this NOW OPEN IN RIVIERA DEL SOL will just reinforce the cat's previous fears. (Behind Georges Bar) Remember, cats feel safe in high places, For all your gifts, toys, beds and therefore when you progress to letting the accessories for dogs and cats. cat out of the pen, provide a high perch Open 10-2 and 4-7 Monday to Friday 10-2 Saturday for your cat to sit in safely. Tel: 606 519 701. www.designer-pets.net
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Bus Stations Marbella 952 764 400 Coin 952 450 366 San Pedro 952 781 396 Estepona 952 800249 For a list of complete times www.andalucia.com/travel/bus
All the Cinemas listed below show films in English as well as Spanish. Call first to check what is showing that week. Marbella: Cinesur Plaza del Mar 952 766 941 La Cañada 902 333 231 Puerto Banus: Gran Marbella 952 810 077 Coin: La Trocha 951 315 039 Fuengirola Cinesur Miramar 902 221 622
112 091 092 062
Emergency 061 Ambulance Marbella 902 505 061 Ambulance Coin 952 453 267
Train Timetables 902 240 202 Airports Malaga 952 048 844 Gibraltar 956 773 026
Health Centres Marbella 952 769 946 Coin 952 452 767 San Pedro 952 787 700
Fire Brigade Emergency number 080 Marbella 952 774 349 Estepona 952 804 483 Fuengirola 952 461 046 952 952 952 952 952 952 952
352 475 226 604 212 226 474
300 108 373 383 442 590 891
Tourist Information Marbella Coin Estepona Fuengirola San Pedro
Marbella 952 761 100 San Pedro 952 453 020 La Cala de Mijas 952 493 208 Fuengirola 952 589 300 Estepona 952 801 100
24 hour chemist Urb. Artola, Ctra. Cadiz Km 194. Marbella. Tel: 952 83 25 89
Consulates British Ireland Denmark Sweden Germany France U.S.A
952 771 442 952 822 818 952 822 818 952 467 457 952 785 252
Monday - Marbella (fairground site on east side) Tuesday - Fuengirola (fairground near Los Boliches) Wednesday - Estepona (Avda. Juan Carlos) La Cala - Feria ground Thursday - San Pedro (Recinto Ferial) Alhaurin el Grande (La Fama) Friday - Alhaurin el Grande (Bar Aquamania) Saturday - Coin (Calle Urbano Pineda) La Cala - Feria ground. Sunday - Puerto Estepona
Taxis Marbella Taxis 952 774 488 Mijas Costa Taxis 952 476 593
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Manilva Autos Buyers and suppliers of previously loved cars. New showroom at Estepona Poligono. Tel: 952 806 732
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Edif. Euromarket, Local 4, Urb Calypso, 29649, Mijas Costa, Malaga. Tel: 952 933 534
Anglo Continental Properties Property sales, long and short term rentals. Cento Commercial Lidl, Sitio de Calahonda. Tel: Sales: 952 939 428 Rentals: 952 934 527
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Furniture Designs of Asia Indian and Asian furniture. Wholesale and retail. Tel: 952 59 70 70
Wetherlys Indoor and outdoor furniture, and furnishings. Tel: 952 808 774
Game Room Supplies Game Room Marbella Tel: 952 806 178
Glass Curtains Elite Glass Curtains. Poligono Elviria 26 Elviria, 29600. Tel: 952 830 503
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Painters Staybright Exterior painting, sandblasting and damp proofing specialists. Tel: 678 321 433
Property Management JMC Property Services Management services, Property rentals, Home furnishings. C/Gustavo Adolfo, Becquer No 4 Tel: 952 811 41 or Fax: 952 811 302 email@example.com www.jmcpropertyservices.com
Satellite TV GB TV Sky Digital installation within 24 hours. Sky cards, re-alignments and activations Tel: 658 084 802 or 658 084 806.
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