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1 year, 1 month, 1 day.

One Way Conversation

All names changed but two. Addresses and unascribed numbers redacted.


PMB | 1

A relationship.


PMB | 2

Mabel | 09:59 | 05.05.05

Skol got ur mob number x

Mabel | 10:45 | 05.05.05

Thats the fun bit over off 2 poopy work now! U get on with some writing or sand pit making. X

Mabel | 10:51 | 05.05.05

Walcot Rec 000 000: f-time sale ass’ (!)

White | 22:11 | 05.05.05

Don’t know geez. Wheels are falling off the teaching at the moment and I might have to put my shit in order all weekend. Seriously want to though.

Mabel | 09:21 | 06.05.05

Do u’member our horror at comin home from supervalue and Andrew had sprayed that silage shit all over our fields?! Have a grand day honey x

Owen Bailey | 13:10 | 06.05.05

well at that point id tell that person to fuck off while im walkin.so wot did u do? And who to?

Owen Bailey | 15:44 | 06.05.05

u love it! You would only b bord if u didn’t have confrontation. Don’t get wound up they aint worth the steam of ya piss.

White | 18:57 | 06.05.05

I would love to but I visited some darkness last week and I’m not going there again. Nearly went to the claret side…


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Jon Appleyard | 20:10 | 06.05.05

At home with the wife should of got back to me sooner geez let you know what nights off I got next week and in for some beers probably mid week.

Jon Appleyard | 20:24 | 06.05.05

Cheers for the invite both had a few smokes so aint gonna be moving. Going out for my B th day on 25 Euro Cup Final as well try and get everyone out so you and Mabel better be coming. Gonna get the screen at work out so it wont be too packed

Mabel | 14:59 | 09.05.05

Soz if i was snappy

Mabel | 15:02 | 09.05.05

Essay!

Mabel | 15:05 | 09.05.05

I wont!

Mabel | 09:55 | 10.05.05

Dont forget ur boy u wally! Have a good ‘un. X

Owen Bailey | 08:57 | 11.05.05 th

Happy 29 birthday, I look 4ward 2 seeing u on sat nite. Xxx

Anne | 09:58 | 11.05.05

Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday Pauly waul, Happy Birthday to you! Anne and Slinka (meeooow) X


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Mother | 14:13 | 11.05.05

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! XX Txt you when I get home from school. X

Mabel | 14:59 | 11.05.05

Hapby Birthday my love x

Mother | 15:52 | 11.05.05

Very pleased to find such an apt card! What time will you be over on Fri? Want to know for shopping tomorrow. Also will you have time for Sun dinner? X

Mother | 16:07 | 11.05.05

OK that’s fine but before 7.00or after 9.40. Jan will be here between those times. X

Mabel | 10:25 | 12.05.05

Phone reclamation: ### ###. Have a good day. Lots x

Mabel | 16:54 | 12.05.05

Rizla and tips x

Owen Bailey | 10:05 | 13.05.05

na your my rep 2nite dont let me down iv built a rapor up there.iv got deaf club then a mock exam 2morrow morning.

Cat | 18:15 | 13.05.05

At the Bell for David and Dan’s birthdays. Be good to see you if you can pop in. Xxx


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Mabel | 00:24 | 14.05.05

Young man u had best not stil b in the pub…bit late don’t you think! X

Jon Appleyard | 15:56 | 14.05.05

Tues night you big joker few beers and a lesson at pool? Jon

Dan Ing | 22:10 | 14.05.05

MY NUMBER 00000 000 000

Mabel | 01:00 | 15.05.05

Honey key b in usual place and soz due 2 things ur on setee. I LOVE U x x x xx

Mabel | 14:21 | 16.05.05

When? Stil getin lucien?

Jon Appleyard | 18:30 | 16.05.05

Workin till 6 tomorrow what time you wanna meet up don’t forget your wallet. Jon

Jon Appleyard | 14:30 | 17.05.05

Only night im free you joker next wed night my birthday everyone coming out so better get a baby sitter both of your sorry asses better be there. Even Anais gonna make it. Meeting at Ha Ha 730 onwards to watch footie then not sure yet. Jon

Mabel | 15:09 | 17.05.05

Hello my love. Me think u should go out with Jon, its Y we moved back after all and it will B good. S’thing different. Lots x


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Mabel | 16:37 | 17.05.05

Boiler man?

Mabel | 17:28 | 17.05.05

Am doing u dinner ok? X

Jon Appleyard | 18:27 | 17.05.05

Finish 11ish Thurs night start at 8 Fri morn

Jon Appleyard | 18:34 | 17.05.05

Cant change my shifts mate no one to swap with cu next weds night then you useless ass.

Alfie Simmons | 16:11 | 18.05.05

You know I still can’t believe you have a mobile phone. I’ll have definite dates by Friday lunchtime. That ok ?

Mabel | 17:32 | 18.05.05

U got din-dins orwight

Mabel | 08:39 | 19.05.05

Sorry x

Mabel | 10:50 | 19.05.05

Last night was ace and this morn I spoilt it with my ‘2 much on my stressed out hurting mind’ again I apologise. And last night was f’ing grand. I love you xxxxx

Alfie Simmons | 09:38 | 20.05.05

I’ve sent an email to illatease@hotmail.com about eire. So check your mail!


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Mabel | 09:57 | 20.05.05

Please can u bring with u a big strawberry shopping bag, no holes! REMEMBER IT! X

Mabel | 14:53 | 20.05.05

Bag!

Mabel | 15:45 | 20.05.05

Train at 4 so please hurry from bus stop xx

Mabel | 16:48 | 20.05.05

Train in at 5:21 please put spuds in oven to bake on 180 lots x

Jon Appleyard | 17:17 | 20.05.05

Yep working doubles everyday until my bday wed night you and the wife coming yeah.

Anaïs | 18:31 | 20.05.05

on tue? I thought it was thurs and Will recons its Wed! If it IS thurs then eYe if not then naY ooh So confusing. Shit!

Anaïs | 18:59 | 20.05.05

Oops NaY i do naY recon, Bolox!

Mabel | 21:21 | 20.05.05

Back at ya my love xxxxx

Will | 21:49 | 20.05.05

Alright geez im not actually no. But I don’t have yo number. Who you? W x


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Will | 21:55 | 20.05.05

Ah browne my good man. I’m out on the booze! In the old hatchets cum raven now. You comin out next friday? Drink n music at the porter butt. or a drink now? W x

Will | 22:00 | 20.05.05

Yar. Tis. Come on down. W x

Will | 22:42 | 20.05.05

Is it? Really. W x

Mabel | 23:38 | 20.05.05

Goodnight my poopa-scoopa I LOVE you x

Mabel | 16:29 | 21.05.05

Howdo.. Just saw eloise and Mica (hes ace) wicked 2 c’em. Now stuck in rain with lagers on way back 2 bar bq!?! Lots x

Rob | 17:16 | 22.05.05

Tis all done dude. Laterz homie

Mabel | 11:28 | 23.05.05

Take it dan not coming? If u havnt got his number its in my fone book. Have a good ‘un sleepy head… R U Jealous im at work?! X

Owen Bailey | 14:48 | 23.05.05

Ask 4 a i can i cant!


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Józsi | 15:30 | 23.05.05

I just came out of the movie star wars it was breathtaking but right now we are drinking in the town w Casper i am on holyday whole week anyway

Józsi | 16:24 | 23.05.05

Yeah defenetly we should arrainge something

Mabel | 23:54 | 23.05.05

Piss off!

Mabel | 09:51 | 24.05.05

Shoulda let u fuck me last nite, I’m that exhausted..nil desperandum.. I will sit pride of place 2nite on ur big cock. “have a nice day” X

Mabel | 14:28 | 24.05.05

I do say yes to comp but need 2 ask bank where money is 1st so try a little patience!?! X

Mabel | 09:02 | 25.05.05

Fire engine  much excitement at school gates! Lots

Mabel | 09:53 | 25.05.05

So.. tnight..am i sitting on your face again or are you going to fuck me like a whore? Have a glorious day x

Józsi | 12:16 | 25.05.05

Hey paul ! So whats the deal ? You still up for the game let me know whats going on please


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Józsi | 14:06 | 25.05.05

That sounds cool maybe we should meet at filos if its good for you

Józsi | 16:41 | 25.05.05

ok but ill give you a call on my way toward your crib because I am not positive where it is exactly

Mabel | 19:49 | 25.05.05

Get some wed u sod or u’ll pay ive been really xcited bout a smoke.. oo honey the footie..xxx

Mabel | 22:58 | 25.05.05

Do u mean record the highlights u mental ‘ead?

Jon Appleyard | 13:11 | 26.05.05

Cheers for coming out geez best night ever yeah sort out some beer and a tattering at pool at the goblin soon. Jon

Jon Appleyard | 13:18 | 26.05.05

As long as lucien is cooking

Józsi | 19:51 | 26.05.05

Dude ! Are you ok? Survive the day? If you have a chance watch the butterfly effect movie I rented it and it makes me think about life it’s a really intriguing story . I hope you feel ok after yesterday

#### | 18:44 | 27.05.05

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Cig Rette | 18:58 | 27.05.05

roger xx

Alfie Simmons | 23:51 | 28.05.05

Seeing her next Saturday. She good?

Stale Bread | 18:56 | 30.05.05

Dude if glens workin can u get me sum stuff give the money later no worries u canny do it x x x c u later

Stale Bread | 19:20 | 30.05.05

dont worry dudie nice 1 4 tryin cu later x

Owen Bailey | 12:04 | 31.05.05

Have u checked your email in a while? Cuz i sent i real nice pick of to chicks.

Owen Bailey | 12:23 | 31.05.05

Ok i will.

Stale Bread | 12:37 | 31.05.05

England vs Columbia 2nite dude on bbc 1 at 9 o’clock. Have a good day fella x x x

Jack | 16:00 | 01.06.05

Alrite geez i aint done it yet but will soon I might even write something wivthe blood onto the flower but dont know what yet bday was good at didnt do any fin though I gotta save my cash now


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Jack | 16:05 | 01.06.05

any ideas on what i can write bearing in mind theres ltd space

T-Mobile | 12:17 | 02.06.05

Your top-up has been successful. Your balance is now 10.05

Mabel | 12:18 | 02.06.05

Credited…kisses

Mabel | 14:55 | 06.06.05

Helo poopy, when u home and r u eatin? Kiss

Mabel | 16:06 | 06.06.05

Soz no romantic meal program on bout 8 spirituality should help with studies..so can only offer romantic snuggle..lots

Jack | 17:23 | 06.06.05

No I didn’t get that 1 yeah get some

Mabel | 09:50 | 07.06.05

No go with an extra few grand..as expected! Oh well..love u lots x

Mabel | 21:20 | 07.06.05

Where the HELL is my yellow T-shirts that u lurve soo much? I’m likely 2 get angry… No kisses!

Mabel | 17:49 | 08.06.05

Amby got accepted at UWE… Woo Hoo


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Mabel | 20:39 | 08.06.05

Lordy lordy do I have a story 4 u… Zachs mum is a bloody weird loon!?! X

Mabel | 10:17 | 09.06.05

Carolines son said he was with the best mum yesterday…ME! Have a grand day, LOTS

Mabel | 10:41 | 09.06.05

When is ur day of mr brownewithane? And have we had sex since that disastrous night? Shall I pencil a fuck in my diary 4 2night?!!! X

Mabel | 09:20 | 10.06.05

Pauly, good morgan, i need u 2 please mearure from the kitchen sink 2 the sand pit, then look in the Argos cat and tell me which hose pipe i need, all by 4pm. Please and thank you. Have an ace day. Lots X

White | 15:03 | 10.06.05

Cricket at the rec tomorrow at 11am. Any takers? Last day of 4 day match.

Mabel | 15:59 | 10.06.05

I LOVE YOU X

Mabel | 17:24 | 10.06.05

On bus at station if ya wanna start thinkin’ bout din-dins?! Ask lucien bout the statue we saw!

Mabel | 17:59 | 11.06.05

Might do…u home at 8 poopa?


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Mabel | 23:04 | 11.06.05

dum dum dum‌ still loosing like an amateur? tee hee!

Jon Appleyard | 14:48 | 12.06.05

You coming down to the nation day joker

Jon Appleyard | 16:05 | 12.06.05

Till about 6 or 7 then the pubs dude

Jon Appleyard | 16:05 | 12.06.05

Till about 6 or 7 then the pubs dude

Mabel | 21:41 | 12.06.05

LOOOOOSSER!

Mabel | 10:05 | 13.06.05

Honey my check book is in my spoty bag (back of door) meet me at school later with it please X

Mabel | 15:08 | 13.06.05

Bottom of the hill?

Ben | 10:53 | 14.06.05

Alrite dude, a huge favour i ask of u: is it possible u could come in an hour or so earlier, cause glens called in sick, and maciejs still sick, ive got rob helping me so i can get most of the avalable rooms done! Call me back asap! Cheers m8


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Ben | 12:10 | 14.06.05

Much appreciated m8! Cheers

Ben | 20:41 | 15.06.05

Your keys in v locker again!

Ben | 20:49 | 15.06.05

Do ya need it?

Mabel | 09:51 | 17.06.05

Honey i do not have ur details?! Lots X

Mabel | 14:53 | 17.06.05

Bad or good tears?

Mabel | 18:23 | 17.06.05

LOVE YOU

Jack | 01:23 | 18.06.05

wots the woQd then

Cat | 12:27 | 19.06.05

R u going to widcome street festival? Be good to see ya’all. Love Cat&Freya x x x

Cat | 15:14 | 19.06.05

Yep we just arrived. Come on over. X x x


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Cat | 17:33 | 19.06.05

Sorry we gone now… too got for babba. Pam drew and lilly in white heart beer garden though. I’m in crecent with Natalie so you might not fancy it! X x x

Mabel | 18:36 | 20.06.05

Damn and blast, 4got 2 say ‘ave a word with glen wil ya i’ll have the cash 2morrow (got half now) also c about a late on Saturday! Lots

Mabel | 09:23 | 21.06.05

Oi U ? Working tax form and will ya ring the postcard people! Have a grand day my love X

Owen Bailey | 13:56 | 22.06.05

Just 2 say hello! Wouldnt it b ace to b in glasto.im comin 2 Liverpool with ya as long as jos pulls his finger out and book a hotel soon. There r plans to visit u lot in about 3 weekends so u better have that photo ready!

Jon Appleyard | 18:02 | 24.06.05

Fucking bad weather geez tent flooded etc go out for some beers next week or take you up on dinner offer Veggie skyscrapers all round is it. Jon

Owen Bailey | 02:09 | 25.06.05

Kutt. good review, that would look good in a magazin. thank u 4 your kind words bro.x

Cat | 22:49 | 26.06.05

Hey Mr Browne! Soz I missed ya at Widcome last week. We should all hook up soon though…someone with a garden should do a Barbie or someink or could just meet in the park. I’m free pretty much every day. Hope to see ya’s soon. Love Cat x x x


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Stale Bread | 15:02 | 27.06.05

Dudie can u send me glens number again ive tried the one I wrote down and nothing happens cheers dude

Mabel | 09:50 | 28.06.05

AHA… i got money bon my phone, what do u have 2 say bout that then?! I love you pooper x

Cat | 16:54 | 28.06.05

That would be smashing! Hope to see ya’ll on Friday. Big love… Cat&Freya xxx

Owen Bailey | 08:58 | 29.06.05

Yep i like that 1. if it is the 16 min tune it used to b called when the lord says.

T-Mobile | 11:02 | 29.06.05

On average you send over 2 texts a day! Texts can be as little as 3p each with a 90 day bundle. Call ### now for details. To halt these texts send stop to #####

Owen Bailey | 12:49 | 29.06.05

God is an alien!

Owen Bailey | 12:58 | 29.06.05

So u think im a god…at last u’v seen the light!

Anne | 13:11 | 29.06.05

Erm hello stranger! The comp has bust Hah, wont turn on… Waiting for a re load cd from jenny, but i will check out norton, I know jason swore by it. Xxx


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Jon Appleyard | 13:24 | 29.06.05

When you off in the next 2 weeks joker meet up for some beers. No frickin excuses this time. Jon

Mabel | 15:01 | 29.06.05

Work that good huh?! Did u get milch honey?

Jon Appleyard | 16:31 | 29.06.05

What sort of time? need us to bring anything other than all my weed? anyone good going? Fancy dress?

Jon Appleyard | 19:15 | 29.06.05

Cool

Erika Edwards | 19:19 | 29.06.05

Cool, shall we come over after school, this is Browne’s number?!

Erika Edwards | 19:59 | 30.06.05

I mentioned bbq to thom, is that ok?

Stale Bread | 13:01 | 01.07.05

Dude when u get our gear can u leave mine on the bookshelf in the kitchen so i can tell jessica where it is nice one for grabbin it on yer day off have a good un 2nite see u later chris x

Stale Bread | 13:20 | 01.07.05

Nice one geez a


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Jon Appleyard | 14:46 | 01.07.05

Still having a bbq gonna be raining innit? Jon

Mabel | 15:00 | 01.07.05

I have a bus ticket if u want it my love? X

Stale Bread | 16:39 | 01.07.05

What time can he get it dude?

Stale Bread | 16:43 | 01.07.05

Okay dude cu later x

Cat | 20:53 | 01.07.05

Sorry we had to fly. Thanks for having us! She fell asleep one minute after we left! Hope to see ya’s all again real soon…and for a wee bit longer. Lots a love Cat Dave & Freya x x x

Mabel | 21:11 | 03.07.05

Where weed?

Mabel | 15:08 | 04.07.05

Wot time u home then poopy?

Mabel | 16:33 | 04.07.05

Do nay forget mike picking us up half past 7 on wednesday! X

Owen Bailey | 23:23 | 04.07.05

Email it me at the highest resaltion u can send.if u can send photoshop file cool if not try a jpeg…cuz its a small file.


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Owen Bailey | 11:19 | 05.07.05

Love jos‌what?

Owen Bailey | 11:29 | 05.07.05

Got it! Instead of liverpool do u fancy the dam.me jack and jos r up 4 it.hotel 28 quid a nite it’s the 1 me and Mabel have used b4

Owen Bailey | 11:35 | 05.07.05

Well infact a whore is about 30 quid!

Owen Bailey | 12:36 | 05.07.05

I think they might charge by the amount of cock in um!

Owen Bailey | 12:43 | 05.07.05

I said cock in um not with them.

Owen Bailey | 12:49 | 05.07.05

Not my bag! I aint even gonna go with 1.

Owen Bailey | 13:47 | 05.07.05

Save your photoshop file as a jpeg then send the other thing this 1 is taking an age to open.

Owen Bailey | 14:13 | 05.07.05

Wots the type face u need to think about logo more.cut marks through the word cut! Wot would huber say.good image though.train tracks been done to death though this image has a real good feel to it.sorry 4 criticising your work but i aint gunna do a chris thats no good 4 either of us.i like the concept.


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Owen Bailey | 14:41 | 05.07.05

Now ya know how to send stuff keep doin it.i think the type moved cuz some of it got cut off.

Mabel | 19:23 | 05.07.05

Mikes? X

Mabel | 21:07 | 05.07.05

Do u have an itchy head

Mabel | 09:48 | 06.07.05

Please ring mike at home, leave a message if need b, his number in my book. Have a good day x

Mabel | 16:07 | 06.07.05

Y

Erika Edwards | 19:20 | 07.07.05

Mr browne are you off to Thom’s bbq? Me and Hei were thinking about it!

Erika Edwards | 19:24 | 07.07.05

Cool, we’ve the day off so might shop then meet you!

Idiot | 09:44 | 08.07.05

Just got it. Thanks for letting me know. Speak later


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Mabel | 15:11 | 08.07.05

Tomato cupasoup aswell please X

Erika Edwards | 16:33 | 08.07.05

We’re on our way

Mabel | 20:35 | 08.07.05

Have yow got yow key chicken? Lots

Erika Edwards | 12:03 | 09.07.05

Ha i can! It was a top night.

Mabel | 11:03 | 10.07.05

Another fun and predictable atmospheric morning at lomont!…”well it is a weekend morning!” hows ur day? X

#### | 11:07 | 10.07.05

Sorry your text messaging service is currently unavailable due to insufficient funds. Please top up your account and try again

Mabel | 11:40 | 10.07.05

Kick ass boyfriend…wil i c u at home when i get ack from the shop? King prawns supper at 8...yummy. Go pauly, go pauly X

Owen Bailey | 12:20 | 10.07.05

Yeh i was at the custard factory it was a festival thing, i paid twenty quid to get in,only got 2 c 3 acts then we all got thrown out.we couldnt walk home due to police Blocks.charlie had her van there so ian drove us home even though he was pissed.alot of people slept in town.


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Mabel | 13:03 | 10.07.05

Wella?

Mabel | 16:22 | 11.07.05

Hello. In chemist can u please look 4 TEA TREE CONDITIONER? Love u both LOTS X X

Józsi | 22:28 | 13.07.05

don’t worry , paul Leonardo just told me sby grassed me up too and Casper most of people disgusting rat here

Mabel | 07:29 | 14.07.05

That was a gorgeous kiss and an excellent start to the day, we should do it every morning. Have a good day my love XxX

Mabel | 09:26 | 15.07.05

Ah, bles caroline: Knowing u not happy at work she spent last 3 days in essex wondering wot job u can do and she thinks u should go into a school and help with art and creative stvdies, or s’thing along those lines. Its nice tho that she thinking along lines of making u happier dont ya fink? Have a better day. LOTS X

Mabel | 09:31 | 15.07.05

P.S. I hadn’t told her u wanted out of bailbrook and she say ‘Goodies’ good employers, nice people and she think they will like u…that’s debateable!…HE HEE HE… X

Yum | 18:45 | 15.07.05

Hey paul. We r at rsvp at the mo. I’d luv it if u cud cum later! Yums x

Mabel | 18:58 | 15.07.05

The fridge is yog-tastic, but I bet u still moan and grumple: “ur useless at buying yogz” c u


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at 8 wally X

Ben | 20:06 | 15.07.05

U meeting us 4 a brew or 2? It would b cool if u could!

T-Mobile | 21:10 | 15.07.05

Your top-up has been successful. Your balance is now 10.02

Mabel | 21:57 | 15.07.05

Hows it goin’?! U’d better b able 2 respond after stealing all my money!!! Well, best stop avoiding study… lots u parte animal X

Jon Appleyard | 22:17 | 15.07.05

Fraid not geez

Alfie Simmons | 21:17 | 16.07.05

House is moving fast now. We’ll be in soon. I’ll give you dates on Monday if thats ok? Word homie.

Jack | 01:02 | 18.07.05

Thebirdistheword

Jack | 10:35 | 18.07.05

Duno was battered hehe

Mabel | 11:27 | 18.07.05

 shall we go 4 a drink tonight?


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Mabel | 13:30 | 18.07.05

Was i allowed 2 chuckle?

Mabel | 15:48 | 18.07.05

Just so I know: R we on speaking terms or did u agree 2 a drink so u could lecture me?

Jack | 16:00 | 18.07.05

Haha why

Jack | 16:02 | 18.07.05

Can u get it??

Jack | 16:14 | 18.07.05

Well can ya

Jack | 16:42 | 18.07.05

Yeah get me some ill send ya dough. how much is it

Mabel | 09:29 | 19.07.05

Just had an ace chat with caroline…told her what an exceptional lover u r…same again tonight? X

Mabel | 09:54 | 19.07.05

Lifes lookin’ up: I just got harry… Goo ol’ child ben! So soz, no sex tonighg i’m reading! “hardy dee hardy haa” LOTS

Mabel | 14:55 | 19.07.05

There b another favour on the table regarding my essay, fulfil it and I might just squeeze ur


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throbing penis in somewhere… Love u lots.

Mabel | 09:26 | 20.07.05

Laumdry, recycling, oven, loan, shed.

Mother | 20:47 | 20.07.05

Ok Jan here txt in while! X

Alfie Simmons | 21:04 | 20.07.05

No, you Check YOUR mail.

Mother | 21:51 | 20.07.05

CHEQUE! Who’s going to Ireland with you then? When are you going? X

Mother | 21:54 | 20.07.05

Oh that’s good.don’t worry about money all at once. X

Mother | 21:59 | 20.07.05

Ok whatever you want to do. Hope you are all ok, night X

Alfie Simmons | 08:19 | 21.07.05

Booked time off with work. All sorted at this end now…

Owen Bailey | 13:02 | 21.07.05

More details please,who with how much? Im up 4 it.might not be able to get the friday off but will look into it.


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Owen Bailey | 13:11 | 21.07.05

Ill call you somtime today.

Stale Bread | 15:22 | 21.07.05

Dude if ur workin wit glen can u grab me an 8th dont worry ya cant i dont really need it just being greedy see u later

Stale Bread | 16:38 | 21.07.05

Tell me bout it I’d b a millionaire by now! Kind a. Nice one thou geez ur a star see you in a bit x

Owen Bailey | 18:12 | 21.07.05

Sorry didnt phone well busy,i try 2morrow

Jack | 19:17 | 21.07.05

Hey browne u got that brown

Erika Edwards | 20:48 | 21.07.05

the HARD-FI album is bloody tremendous! get it!

Jack | 23:41 | 21.07.05

Useless wot r ya im scrapin around for a joint at mo im gagin

Jack | 23:47 | 21.07.05

Done all that i lost my grip

Jack | 19:38 | 22.07.05

Here i am again in the local drinkin till im blind


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Jack | 01:48 | 23.07.05

U got the gorillaz album geez

Muted White | 13:04 | 23.07.05

Hanging out with my mum.

Jon Appleyard | 17:23 | 23.07.05

In town havin a couple of drinks yourself

Jon Appleyard | 17:41 | 23.07.05

If you lived closer geez be well up for it sort out beers soon just the two of us nice and cosy down in cornwall a most of the time but been far too long you northen shandy keep you posted

Owen Bailey | 18:24 | 23.07.05

Na im goin 4 a meal.how come u ask sir?

Mother | 22:08 | 24.07.05

Abi’s waters have broken,on her way to hosp! X

Mother | 16:19 | 25.07.05

Baby Norah born ‘15.55,both fine. No more details yet. Let you know sooo. XXX

Mother | 16:23 | 25.07.05

Ok i will. X

Mabel | 22:44 | 25.07.05

Music?!


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Jos | 14:40 | 26.07.05

do one u bum!

Jos | 14:47 | 26.07.05

i’m bored shitless & i’ve got nearly three hours to go yet.

Jos | 14:58 | 26.07.05

too right geez! the poor mans life sucks. some lazy ass cunt is doin my head in too.

Jos | 15:04 | 26.07.05

????????????????????????????????

Jos | 15:10 | 26.07.05

i know geez! i’m just scared of making a mistake & losing what I’ve built up.

Mabel | 16:51 | 26.07.05

Me think chris might b getin some 2day ‘will’ i ask him or nay bother? X

Alfie Simmons | 20:12 | 26.07.05

What up?

Jon Appleyard | 20:13 | 26.07.05

??

Erika Edwards | 20:15 | 26.07.05

What’s up?


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Will | 20:17 | 26.07.05

Come one come all. The Hayters play the invention aka windows art centre opposite the lamb n lion this saturday frm 8pm on. Put on yr dancing shoes. Oh. Yes.

00000 000 000 | 20:17 | 26.07.05

I take it this is where the spliff would come in then .2 hoursto go be strong

Jon Appleyard | 20:20 | 26.07.05

Fuck all that working shit what nights you off this week going down to cornwall some point but be about for a couple days if your up for a couple of beers

Owen Bailey | 20:21 | 26.07.05

Of wot? Life! Iv got my sign language exam tomorrow,i cant hardly breath im that wound up about it.

Stale Bread | 20:30 | 26.07.05

That bad is it dudie! It could be worse geez u cud be in the frozen food factory in weston, imagine, -40 plus all the twats! It cud be worse x x

Erika Edwards | 21:07 | 26.07.05

Tomorrow am get up and start making plans! U know it’s not healthy to be in a job u hate!

Jack | 22:35 | 26.07.05

Dominus illuminatio mea

Jack | 22:45 | 26.07.05

through the light cool huh


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Jack | 22:51 | 26.07.05

Oisin might be renting my house if he does ill come down but ill need a job it wont be till november

Jack | 22:57 | 26.07.05

Ok its an idea i like it but i gota have someone rentin my gaff ill qhone oisin tomoz and find out wots goin on

Mabel | 08:39 | 27.07.05

LOTS HONEY X

Jack | 10:42 | 27.07.05

Look into how much the rental is on a café by you and look at getin a business plan we could have a café come head shop

Jack | 11:45 | 27.07.05

Is there any head shops in bath is there many smokers? need to find out basic rental prices on shops in ya area cool to have a café cum headshop

Mabel | 13:21 | 27.07.05

Dont eat 2 much fatty…we being taken 2 george 4 eats about 5ish. Beter day?

Mabel | 00:57 | 28.07.05

LOTS

Mabel | 17:32 | 28.07.05

Whilst I’m being forced 2 slave away at a roast din-dins our boy is having loads of fun playing with john outside, they’ve been out there 4 over an hour. Lots mr. love-of-my-life. X


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Jack | 21:08 | 28.07.05

Send me ya address hombre

Jack | 21:09 | 28.07.05

And abis number

Stale Bread | 16:18 | 29.07.05

Hey ya hows yer day fella! if ya werkin with glen cud u grab me sum stuff its 4 daisy, i tried will but he aint around no worries if u cant. Give u cash later x

Stale Bread | 18:17 | 29.07.05

Cool okay dude nice one see u later x

Will | 16:28 | 30.07.05

O my god its five quid! To get in. but after that the rock will roll. Band’s on at nine ish. Doors for 8. Be there. W x

Jon Appleyard | 19:37 | 30.07.05

What the mighty hayters no doubt going down to cornwall first thing in morning so be in town for a couple then back home nice and early! Let you know when im back sort out beers

Mabel | 21:43 | 30.07.05

Hello U. please text me warning b4 u lunge at the door, am feeling a tad jumpy! Have a grand eve and make the most of it… even if that means effort away from ur ‘mood’! LOTS X

Jon Appleyard | 21:44 | 30.07.05

You rang noisy where I am at ha ha probably gonna an here for a while mates bday what you up to


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Jon Appleyard | 21:46 | 30.07.05

When

Mabel | 22:59 | 30.07.05

Watching that food programme and we aint ever eating chicken again! Good night? X

Mabel | 23:10 | 30.07.05

Is that u partying or coming home? X

Mabel | 23:45 | 30.07.05

Til when?!

Mabel | 11:49 | 31.07.05

At t.meads gonna get on the 11:58 then taxi 2 f.drive, will call u when we arrive bout 2. LOTS X

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Mother | 14:11 | 31.07.05

It not your mum we here will call later x

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Mabel | 23:41 | 31.07.05

Well. Goodnight then. Love you lots. X

T-Mobile | 16:24 | 01.08.05

Your top-up has been successful. Your balance is now 10.06

Yum | 20:13 | 01.08.05

Hey u guys! Dawn & em gave me a special diary wiz all of ur photos tdy! Just wanted 2 say I miss u so much (u wouldn’t believe how much!!!) & love u loads. Let me know how u r smtimes, ok? Much luv yum xxx

Mabel | 23:57 | 01.08.05

GOODNIGHT U DRUNKARD LOVE YA LOTS X X X X

Mabel | 23:59 | 01.08.05

Thats it…no kisses!

Blythe | 11:02 | 02.08.05

Good 2 c u 2 mr brown. Gizza buzz soon & we will drink! Xsx

Mabel | 15:25 | 02.08.05

Wot time u finish 2day, wil lucien b up? LOTS

Mabel | 15:28 | 02.08.05

Naughty! Just off 2 ya nans then rectory park. X

Mabel | 17:44 | 02.08.05

Lucien n i r safely out the park if that makes ya feel better u silly goose! X


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Mabel | 20:10 | 02.08.05

Give me half hour then call. X

Mabel | 21:08 | 02.08.05

Oi!

Mabel | 23:29 | 03.08.05

Goodnight my love x x x x

Mabel | 14:12 | 04.08.05

I’m studying and luciens in Sutton with anne. Work? X

Anne | 15:42 | 04.08.05

Yeah yeah! He decided aginst kinder and had a simpsons one instead, the same but milk choc. He also ran upto every ride possible!!

Owen Bailey | 21:00 | 04.08.05

Wesley cox.or his full name is wesley kestrel john cox.even his mom and dad call him kes!

Owen Bailey | 21:06 | 04.08.05

Could b cocks not cox.

Owen Bailey | 21:37 | 04.08.05

There already here.

Owen Bailey | 22:54 | 04.08.05

That’s quite a statement.


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Mabel | 23:09 | 04.08.05

Now I know that u defo not comin im realy sad although I did kinda guess that our relationship is 2 far down the line 4 the surprise appearance ive been wishing 4 2morrow eve. Love u lots, c u in 6. Goodnight poopy! X X X X

Mabel | 23:13 | 04.08.05

I really do love you ya know… And where r ‘”yow” from with that accent mister?! X

Mabel | 23:42 | 04.08.05

Goodly night my man x

Jon Appleyard | 19:35 | 05.08.05

Not that can I remember

Mabel | 19:36 | 05.08.05

Yes siree bob. U? off 2 ians later. U phonin in a bit? X

Mabel | 00:39 | 06.08.05

Oi!

Mabel | 03:29 | 06.08.05

Just got home, wicked eve, slight hitch will explain when i c u. love yow lots. X

Mabel | 12:10 | 06.08.05

Footie focus ya know!

00000 000 000 | 17:44 | 06.08.05

Dude I’ve been getting engaged in the indian fecking ocean for two weeks. My phone is not


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sending but I get messages. See you when i get home. Up the yids!

Mabel | 19:31 | 06.08.05

So how much did ya win?!

Mabel | 19:34 | 06.08.05

Bus stop with jos!

00000 000 000 | 22:40 | 06.08.05

HSemek is here onkj

Mabel | 09:58 | 07.08.05

Alwight boyo? X

00000 000 000 | 09:58 | 07.08.05

Yeah I felt real rough though + only stayed couple hours! But it was real good 2 c them. X

Mabel | 15:07 | 07.08.05

Jealous bout roast din in half hour?... Mmmm! Lots prawn boy xx

Mabel | 15:14 | 07.08.05

Hope ur not drinking on empty stomach! Where and whom?

Mabel | 20:49 | 07.08.05

Hello. Out with owen. Love u lots. X


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Mabel | 21:12 | 07.08.05

Have fun, hope stays smooth! X

Mabel | 21:39 | 07.08.05

No chargin in with ur drunken, verbal size sevens! I want peace n tranquility when i return u moron! X

Mabel | 22:21 | 07.08.05

All cool poopa? K p’ing like camel! X

Mabel | 23:37 | 07.08.05

At owens

Mabel | 23:44 | 07.08.05

Just back at owens taxi due for half 12. X

Mabel | 23:53 | 07.08.05

Soz hun that was 4 ur mo! X

Mabel | 00:48 | 08.08.05

I’m home and i miss you and i love you (lots) and our boy is gorgeous and i can’t wait til wednesday for us to be reunited. LOTS. Goodnight x

Mabel | 12:03 | 08.08.05

So r u sick boy 2day or workin hard? How was last night? Did u voice 2 many opinions?! U silly goose…X


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Mabel | 17:21 | 08.08.05

On way 2 ur nans again, we fone u b4 luciens bed. Am i gunna b able 2 get stoned when i return 2 lomont?…its been ages! X

Mabel | 23:59 | 08.08.05

Bon nuit mon petit pois x x x

Mabel | 13:18 | 09.08.05

Only 1 more night, woo hoo! X

Mabel | 15:57 | 09.08.05

That’s not fair… Angry face… What did i get, i’m worried and panicked now

Mabel | 16:03 | 09.08.05

Serious? Thats really bad!

Mabel | 16:12 | 09.08.05

I’m guuna throttle u the minute i c u. wil fone u later u GIT. No kisses!!!

Mabel | 15:44 | 10.08.05

Ahh

Mabel | 11:12 | 11.08.05

Whilst striping bed sheets off i found a long brown hair, any explanation?!

Mabel | 13:40 | 11.08.05

Thin ice mr browne!! We need an exceedingly long extension lead!?!


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Mabel | 17:19 | 11.08.05

Icu

Mabel | 17:38 | 12.08.05

Is it safe 2 come home yet?! X

Mabel | 14:56 | 14.08.05

Do nay 4get bread my dear and remember that shops wil b closed when u emerge from chinema. X

Mabel | 13:56 | 15.08.05

Mmm…hang over baad! X

Mabel | 13:59 | 15.08.05

Ya gonma bring some home then? X

Stale Bread | 16:44 | 15.08.05

Dude if yer werkin! With glen cud ya grab me sum stuff give u sponders later no worries if e’s not in cu in a bit x

Cat | 11:15 | 16.08.05

Hello….a bunch of us are meeting 3pm tomorrow near bandstand in vicci park if you happen to be free…come along. X x x

Owen Bailey | 14:14 | 16.08.05

I guess it could b the wallice.i aint botherd im just happy 2 c the little kidd man.


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Mabel | 14:19 | 16.08.05

Ow…at park, have been sat on ants 4 half hour and the ickle bastards have been biting me (fist shake)! Lots X

Mabel | 14:31 | 16.08.05

Right for ur cheek 2night i shall massage ur back 4 a mere ten mins and as penance u shall do mine 4 thirty.. with oil! Ciao x

Alfie Simmons | 08:14 | 17.08.05

Morning, just had a thought.. When you book the van, i’ll be returning it on Tuesday not Monday. Can you see if I can drop it off Tuesday afternoon? Ta mate.

Cat | 18:15 | 17.08.05

The gang are at the hop pole now. Justin kristen thom heather etc etc. They’ll be here a while but i’ll be gone by 8. Hope to see you soon. Maybe the Bell on Sat. X x x

Muted White | 20:03 | 17.08.05

Yes. Hop pole with big crew. Get your hopeless villa arse down here.

Muted White | 20:08 | 17.08.05

Opposite the kiddies playground on the upper bristol road you daft feck.

Mabel | 20:13 | 17.08.05

Tel lucien hes cuckoo

Muted White | 21:05 | 17.08.05

Ages.


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Owen Bailey | 14:31 | 18.08.05

No I cant sorry its cuz ian is in venice.theres talk that me and h might go to bath on the sat morning.

Mabel | 15:26 | 18.08.05

Eye. X

Rob | 20:13 | 18.08.05

Alright matey i would but already smashed an plan on getting more smashed sorry geez

Cat | 07:34 | 20.08.05

Are you coming to The Bell this evening? Freya and myself will be there from 430pm probably until 730ish. Be good to see you. Big love and hugs. X x x

Cat | 12:55 | 20.08.05

Groovy! See you 430 ‌ish. X x x

Stale Bread | 14:56 | 20.08.05

Stood a foot away from will oldam no fuckin way! X

Stale Bread | 15:06 | 20.08.05

No way just spoke 2 him mental man cu soon x x

Muted White | 15:46 | 20.08.05

Is yo coming down the party at the bell tonight? Might have to try and wedge some pool in sunday or monday‌ Hopefully see you later.


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Stale Bread | 15:49 | 20.08.05

Kinda i woz a bit nervous tho u know what its like u dont wanna go 2 o.t.t. It was mad man e woz just sat on the grass havin a beer, jess spotted him!

Cat | 18:16 | 20.08.05

Still here. Freya just fell asleep so not moving for a bit. X x x

Mabel | 23:44 | 20.08.05

Say g’bye 2 justin kristen and lucifer from us. Lots have a good night. X

Mabel | 00:11 | 21.08.05

Home, safe and jammied up! X

Mabel | 00:41 | 21.08.05

Chris said bonnie b 2 good 4 words, truly amazing… jammy fuckin a hole… lucien on cbeebies, let the party comtinue!! Am i a bad mOm? …i know ur a poopa… sending us home alone indeed… X

Jessica | 10:24 | 21.08.05

Always with the penis dudie! Sounds like my sort of night out! x x x

Muted White | 21:45 | 21.08.05

Pool at 11:30 in town. You call up the gaff.

Mabel | 22:02 | 21.08.05

So its alwite then?! X


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Mabel | 22:14 | 21.08.05

Free booze tho and im sure lots of girls in short skirts, pig tails and big cleavages… am i goin 2 far imaging make up dotted on their cheeks?! r u staying 2 fil ur alcoholic bum? x

Muted White | 12:52 | 22.08.05

Down the goblin.

Mabel | 14:04 | 22.08.05

Ahh the sweet aroma of weed… “home stinky home”! Essay posted? X

Mabel | 14:15 | 22.08.05

Oi. Wot about my essay?! U drunkard x x x

Mabel | 16:50 | 22.08.05

Where r u and can we come play 4 hour please? X

Mabel | 16:53 | 22.08.05

Fine. No sex 4 u… EVER! Tell toby nice 2 meet him, c him next summer.

Mabel | 17:45 | 22.08.05

So. Grub. Am i assuming ur out 4 the duration, rockin in about the time im off 2 bedy byes? We not gonna b cooking-on-gas 4 an hour yet. X

Mabel | 21:47 | 22.08.05

Having a grand time then r we piss ead?! X

Muted White | 22:04 | 22.08.05

Going back to ours with justin and kristen so if you fancy it rock back… Won’t be a late


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one…

Evans | 22:23 | 22.08.05

Who’s that?

Evans | 22:29 | 22.08.05

Ace dude, how have you been man? Is this your number?

#### | 22:30 | 22.08.05

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Mabel | 22:57 | 22.08.05

Ive had warning ud best b quiet when u come in: housemates both working! X

Owen Bailey | 08:33 | 23.08.05

Need to talk to ya,i have a great idea.r u up yet?

Mabel | 13:55 | 23.08.05

Would appear i have a spare £100

Mabel | 15:04 | 23.08.05

Waiting 4 cab… get ready 2 help . Here!

Mother | 16:28 | 24.08.05

Hello paul, do u know what time u will get here tomorrow because Abi wants u to see norah! X


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Alfie Simmons | 10:01 | 25.08.05

Browne, i’ll pick you up 730 tonight. Are you at your folks? Owe, i’ll pick up about 745

T-Mobile | 12:44 | 25.08.05

Your top-up has been successful. Your balance is 10.08

Alfie Simmons | 14:04 | 25.08.05

Send away.

Alfie Simmons | 14:09 | 25.08.05

Lots of driving. Be ok once we’re on our way.

Mother | 12:42 | 26.08.05

Hello paul, sorry i didn’t see you off. Are you on board yet? Anyway have a safe and good journey. Take care. XXX

Mother | 12:46 | 26.08.05

Yes going down in a while. Safe journey. X

T-Mobile UK | 17:02 | 26.08.05

welcomes you to Ireland. Make direct calls using international dialling code (e.g. +44 to UK), roaming rates apply. Have a pleasant stay.

Vodaphone | 17:14 | 26.08.05

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Muted White | 17:38 | 26.08.05

Yes. Where you at? We’re just getting ready for the evening on st. Stephens square… Beer?

Erika Edwards | 18:41 | 26.08.05

Nope not until tomorrow!

Erika Edwards | 18:56 | 26.08.05

thom is tho!

Mabel | 20:50 | 27.08.05

So. It turns out that when ur abroad it costs 2 receive calls!?! Hope all is cool, if u can get 2 a fone box that’d b good?! Love u lots (did ya give ed his pressie?) X X X

Mabel | 01:30 | 28.08.05

I realy (underlined.. Should it b 2 l’s?) want 2 b with u, seducing u… hope ur having a good time… looking 4ward 2 my ass?!… Lots X X (miss ya honey.) X

Mabel | 04:34 | 28.08.05

Naughty i know but its half past 4 and lucien n i r the last 2 parte… He’s only just woken but he’s lovin’ cake! How was the village? Lots X X X

Mabel | 04:42 | 28.08.05

I just spilt owen’s lager all over the house tidying up… the light weight!! X

Mabel | 05:41 | 28.08.05

2 b honest honey…im wrecked n writing this is hard work but… breaking the MONOTOMY is so hard on yer own… I really miss UR presence here. Cant believe you told ‘em bout shavin ur bolox…akward moment 2 say the least!!!!!!! Anyway me n the boy off 2 bed n apparently cake swalowed a bit of k.egg motor bike! VERY VERY LOTS X X X X


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Mabel | 13:46 | 28.08.05

Last night was i drunkenly saying something about my cute little bottom that ur gonna hold me 2 the minute u get home?! Everything cool? Lots X

Cat | 14:24 | 29.08.05

We’ll be in Vicci park near the bandstand at 330ish‌if you fancy joining us. X x x

Mabel | 16:54 | 29.08.05

Just incase u HOME soon we in pub 4 hour, one next to weir, the pub u hate! X

Ben | 18:19 | 29.08.05

Ben | 18:23 | 29.08.05

U out 2nite buddy?

#### | 11:31 | 30.08.05

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Mabel | 12:17 | 30.08.05

Have a nice ride. X

T-Mobile | 12:34 | 30.08.05

Your top-up has been successful. Your balance is now 10.00

Mabel | 13:38 | 30.08.05

If u not working 2day and not in til 12 or 2 2morrow it would b good if u could join us. ? . X


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Jon Appleyard | 14:15 | 30.08.05

Alright geez what you doing tom night fancy a couple of ales. Jon

Mabel | 21:16 | 30.08.05

XX

Mabel | 22:16 | 30.08.05

LOVE YOU LOTS X X X X

Mabel | 13:56 | 31.08.05

Sounds good. Do u have mullah? I don’t. one other thing… wont b home til shortly after 9: Dining at pa’s. X

Alfie Simmons | 18:28 | 31.08.05

What were you ranting about? False modesty or Limerick aka Stab City? I’ll send cheque this week, need your address please.

Mabel | 22:07 | 31.08.05

Jasons b’day 2day, give him a call. Lots x

Mabel | 00:18 | 01.09.05

Goodnight honey-my-love, lots X

Mabel | 11:47 | 01.09.05

Just got on train, b back bout 1. Cor blimey its hot! X

Mabel | 21:07 | 01.09.05

U ok? XxxXxxx


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Mabel | 14:57 | 02.09.05

Yeah. U? X

Mabel | 16:25 | 02.09.05

Gone thrn garage n its all there. So excited am grinning like cheshire cat!! WOO HOO x

Jon Appleyard | 11:24 | 03.09.05

Watchin the footie in town if your about

Józsi | 14:52 | 03.09.05

Hey paul , im back from my holyday what are you up to? Up for a drink later on?

Mabel | 16:39 | 03.09.05

B warned: Meat sausages 4 t! Lots X

Mabel | 19:58 | 03.09.05

Hiya, Just letting u know 2nite u and i r getting merry on red vino (I’m gona smoke tobaco left over from wsm ((last time smoking when drinkin)) then we sh(..)

Mabel | 19:58 | 03.09.05

(..)blue fairies, lava lamp, brand new heavies (ha ha!) but reason 4 text: Can u get a pen that we can use 2 mark on our cd’s? I wana keep the 1’s without scal fuck like we in the kama sutra then i have 2 weeks of stressful study! Sound good?! X

Mabel | 09:50 | 04.09.05

Thanks 4 starting the laundry my love…could’ve put it on the line tho’!! Have a grand day… Lots


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Mabel | 11:52 | 04.09.05

Walkin along river heading 2wards blackberries‌ Mmm! X

Jay | 06:36 | 05.09.05

Hello who is this?

Jay | 11:38 | 05.09.05

Lol just was.Lost my phone so i could not reply other day

Mabel | 15:59 | 05.09.05

Half hour u said, its been 3/4s! Where r u?

JĂłzsi | 16:59 | 05.09.05

Whats up dude? Any plan for tonight ?

Anne | 20:33 | 05.09.05

Are you cracking up?

Anne | 20:36 | 05.09.05

Automated message : the recipient has deleted your number . Please do not contact again.

Mabel | 16:25 | 07.09.05

Lying on leather sofa. Very comfy. Restaraunt manager just went passed & laughed. X. u & my boy good?

Stale Bread | 14:44 | 08.09.05

Garage key!


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Muted White | 11:51 | 10.09.05

What is the plan for this evening? Will there be food beer and strippers or just bjork cd’s and villa vids? Heather’s not into horror flicks… What time?

Muted White | 14:16 | 10.09.05

I remember geez. Black and white kit. Big hit on the wireless…

Pam V | 14:28 | 10.09.05

In wales this weekend, catchin up on some rain. C u soon X

Mike Stone | 13:53 | 11.09.05

Just got message so I guess missed soiree was recharching. Thanks for invite !! See you soon ! Mike

Cat | 19:24 | 11.09.05

Soz we didn’t make it round yours last night. was lovely of ya to ask us though. Hope you had a good un and hope to see ya’s all real soon. Lots and lots of love and hugs. Cat Dave & Freya xxx

Angry Stale Bread | 18:30 | 12.09.05

Yeh if itsokay dude what time?

Angry Stale Bread | 19:02 | 12.09.05

Don’t worry 2 much dudie jess is late home so i need 2 do tee and that i know what were like probably b half nine by the time i sit down 2 eat keep ya posted x

Angry Stale Bread | 20:31 | 12.09.05

Dude carry on with out me Just startin me tea so by the time i’ve finished it wud’nt b worth it soz dudie good luck 4 the boys i’ll b cheerin em on xx


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Erika Edwards | 15:09 | 13.09.05

work was so poo today, i’ve slipped into a right strop!

Alfie Simmons | 16:12 | 13.09.05

Sorry dude, i’ve been moving house you know? It’ll be in the post tomorrow. Take that Australia!

Muted White | 18:15 | 14.09.05

Got a fecking wedding or something. I’ll let you know but might not be able to sort it. I think we’re fielding the under 16’s anyway for that fixture.

Muted White | 17:12 | 15.09.05

Villa game is go! Probably town affair with will leaving drinks afterwards. Mike also keen. But geez… are you forest? Are you forest in disguise? Are you…

Ben | #### | 13:50 | 16.09.05

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Cat | 14:56 | 16.09.05

Will do! Xxx

Will | 14:58 | 16.09.05

Hi there folks. Its my last night in bath for a while on saturday and wanted to invite you to join me for drinks in the bell from eight onwards. See ya. WC x

Mabel | 17:52 | 16.09.05

AHA…Me got credit…i almost 4got how 2 text?! LOTS … look after my boy and his cat! X


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Mabel | 20:11 | 16.09.05

Helo just got 2 hop pole! Wot time last bus from station please m’love? Lots x

Mabel | 21:14 | 16.09.05

Wel wot time does it get 2 ours silly? X

Mabel | 21:49 | 16.09.05

Cant hear can u text or leave mesage? X

Mabel | 08:11 | 17.09.05

Oi dumbo y the f in hell did u not buy any milk

Muted White | 11:36 | 17.09.05

Dunno? Curfew? Assembly? Pig? Ha.ha? Saracens? Waggon? Rat and parrot? Longacre? What do you reckon?

Mabel | 13:37 | 17.09.05

Just puting the fone down on amber (nicely!) as i heard her heart felt plea: "i changed my mind i don’t want paul 2 watch the football i want him here. " Think about and remember this. Football over loved ones, i'll never understand. X

Mabel | 15:11 | 17.09.05

Wot an f’in joke… They closed tracks 4 work on the blimen w’end!?! We on coach to b’tol…I hate coaches! Don’t think that stops ya comin mr browne…

Muted White | 16:15 | 17.09.05

Check it’s on at the curfew. I’m on my way and don’t want to walk for nothing… See you in 20...


PMB | 57

Mabel | 19:10 | 17.09.05

BEGIN:VCARD N:Amber TEL:00000 000 000 END:VCARD

Mabel | 19:12 | 17.09.05

Dont know if u got that but 00000 000 000

Mabel | 22:31 | 17.09.05

Not really

Very Angry Stale Bread | 02:11 | 18.09.05

Dude u phoned the house!! Hope you had a wicked time. Come on the villa xxx

Mabel | 05:35 | 18.09.05

Seans been a fuckin dick, its all over, we fine but i wana b home and i want 2 bring amby. Wil call u 2morow. U weren’t s,posed 2 b here 2 night. Lots X

Mabel | 15:11 | 18.09.05

Yeah. Lots 2 tell. But bout 2 find out bout comin home. Lots x

Will | 15:13 | 18.09.05

Thanks so much to everyone for makin my send off so fuckin ace! Loved right up, proper job. Anyway i’m off so I’ll see you all soon. Big love and kisses w x


PMB | 58

Mabel | 16:44 | 18.09.05

Just got on a train, it’s a london train so woujd normally stop at bath, how f’in annoying?! B home bout half 6, U? X

Mabel | 18:17 | 18.09.05

Just leaving lambridge bus stop. Wot time u finish?

Mabel | 18:19 | 18.09.05

X

Jack | 19:12 | 18.09.05

Alrite geez hos tricks bin on a bender 4 a month luv ya

Jack | 19:30 | 18.09.05

Haha dangerous geez im doin a 17 year old at mo feel likd a peado

Jack | 19:53 | 18.09.05

Yep but she wont let me paint the brown door white but her tits defy gravity

Jack | 19:57 | 18.09.05

Haha what u on about cunts like apolo

Mabel | 07:57 | 19.09.05

Erikas b’day x

Erika Edwards | 14:14 | 19.09.05

Cheers, I’m feeling tiptop plenty of positive vibes and chocolate!


PMB | 59

Mabel | 16:08 | 19.09.05

Waitin 4 bus but a t waiting would b smashin! X

Mabel | 16:52 | 21.09.05

Its not playdoh u wally, its damp toilet roll! A great 2 glasses of vino with pam, off 4 the boy and erikas horlicks is damn heavy..feelin quite tipsy ratches…u know what i is sayin'??!X

Mabel | 17:24 | 21.09.05

Just been via upper east hayes! X

Mabel | 17:30 | 21.09.05

At school already! X

Mabel | 19:22 | 21.09.05

Guess what I’ve be en meaninp 2 do 4 weeks and was defo doing saturday?… She looks beautiful. X

Owen Bailey | 15:49 | 22.09.05

Ian has just pointed out it looks like im tryin it on with her cuz She is single.i sent it anyway,i hope she takes it the way it was meant,oh well.that factotum was crap! Na only jokin it was great.xxx

Mabel | 09:59 | 23.09.05

##### ### ### , second 2 last covld b a 6! Lots x

Alfie Simmons | 14:37 | 23.09.05

All bookshelfs up, and pianos being moved on Monday. Its all good. Word!


PMB | 60

##### ### ### | 18:41 | 23.09.05

Hey dude just chilling if you got some plan im up for it

##### ### ### | 18:58 | 23.09.05

Ok cool i ll be there around 8 ish

Erika Edwards | 22:10 | 23.09.05

well you can wait matey x

Mabel | 22:11 | 23.09.05

Well u can wait matey! X

Mabel | 00:12 | 24.09.05

Moles! Lots X

Mabel | 01:03 | 24.09.05

Yellow! Stil beers? X

Mabel | 01:06 | 24.09.05

Mesage me!

Ben | 12:27 | 24.09.05

Good news, george romeros original living dead triology is on next week! Night of the living dead on sunday, dawn of the dead on tuesday, day of the dead wnsday!

Mabel | 16:27 | 24.09.05

Bring luciens belt please x


PMB | 61

Mabel | 17:19 | 24.09.05

R ya gonna bring my new green necklace?

Mabel | 08:19 | 25.09.05

Mornin drunky wunky woo! There b some meat sausages in freezer, please can u whack 'em in the micro a.s.a.p and dont 4get 2 feed cake b4 u leave! Hope woget the point! Have a good day honey. LOTS X

Mabel | 09:51 | 26.09.05

Mornin, just got the boy shin pads! Also realised rent out Wednesday… anymore fuckin problems 2 come our way? Like realisation that we have 2 cancel my birthday cos we so god damn fuckin poor. No. I'm not letting e'thing get the better of me!?! X

Mabel | 10:01 | 26.09.05

dont 4get u picking lucien up 2morow though he concerned u dont know where 2 go! X

Mabel | 13:34 | 26.09.05

Love u x

Very Angry Stale Bread | 17:14 | 26.09.05

U alrite dudie is glen working wit ya 2day? If so do u know what time e finitos….. Sorry 2 bother ya at work X

Very Angry Stale Bread | 17:21 | 26.09.05

Nice one dudie. What do ya mean what has happened 2 our friendship!! I woz just being polite u old shite!! Only jokin cu later love ya x x x

Mabel | 08:19 | 27.09.05

Stomp. Slam. Thud. 'morning'. 'hmph'. Slam. Stomp. Crash… Not this bad, he at least manage a morning and the tea making sound effects were mild, but u act-u-al-lee! How u?…


PMB | 62

Caroline said fine 4 friday. LOTS X

Mabel | 09:16 | 27.09.05

Right. Obviously i dont know if this is possible. But. Later can u put rent money (fuckin money) in bank? It out 2morow! Luciens money box bear has enough 'day. Sorry if i took it out on u and sorry bout the smoking thing. I love you lots. Is the future looking rosie 4 our little family? X

Mabel | 15:16 | 27.09.05

Sorry honey, i bought some tobacco 2day. It has worked at taking the edge off everything. Though still not looking 4ward 2 home, c really fucked me off y4 bus fare if u need 2 borow it. X

Jon Appleyard | 15:39 | 27.09.05

You workin sat night? probably all you ever do you! if you aint few beers? Jon

Jon Appleyard | 15:49 | 27.09.05

Cool get back to you what nights you not working

Mabel | 17:05 | 27.09.05

All done. Feelin very glam. Not sure it what i wanted but do like. Definately not want u wanted! Off 2 work 4 my lunch. Then pub. Dont know when home?! U 2 ok? Love u both lots X X

Mabel | 19:07 | 27.09.05

Apparently i look like amelie! X

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PMB | 63

Mabel | 23:23 | 27.09.05

Dragged out 4 1 as missd bus home soon. Lots x

Mabel | 00:06 | 28.09.05

NComie home soon x

Mabel | 09:40 | 28.09.05

Look i am sorry if i sent u an idiotic message, and i appreciate u were worried but u should know that there is absolutely no way i would walk the streets at night on my own for even a minute. I have lucien to think about and that is too important to jepodise. I am truly sorry though. Dont be angry with me. Lots X

Mabel | 09:45 | 29.09.05

Just out of curiosity: Have u orderd any blue pressies 4 me? I have a big brown envolope, addresd 2 me with the words adult toys under my name! As its from brum it could b from 1 of our chums. Very confused. Didnp have time 2 open it. Lots x

Mabel | 16:25 | 29.09.05

Bin bags? X

Ben | 21:33 | 29.09.05

Just finished! Fucking hell this day was v worst in history!

Mabel | 08:15 | 30.09.05

What a fuckin dick'ead is all i can say. Life is just too short to spend time being so pathetic ‌ Happy birthday weekend to me‌ Lots X

Mabel | 09:36 | 30.09.05

Hello. Right i'm going 2 buy an all day ticket. Lucien has been talking 4 2 weeks about buying my pressie himself. So. We're gonna give him a fiver. And ur gonna take him in, ask wot he wants 2 get and help him. That'd mean more 2 me and him. Okay? No choice i'm


PMB | 64

afraid! X oh that was c i was cursing about

Very Angry Stale Bread | 13:13 | 30.09.05

Dude if yer workin with glen can u grab me sum stuff? No worries if ya cant x x

Mabel | 10:42 | 01.10.05

Moron! Woo hoo!

Mabel | 16:39 | 01.10.05

Dont 4get a bot of vino 4 2night! Sent 1st of october!!

Mabel | 16:55 | 01.10.05

Ooh‌and a shower cap. How sad! X

Jos | 13:51 | 03.10.05

Alright geez! how u doin man.

Jon Appleyard | 14:52 | 03.10.05

What nights you off this week dude

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T-Mobile | 13:20 | 04.10.05

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PMB | 65

Mabel | 16:49 | 04.10.05

N! How's denise?! Amby said leaving about 11. Can u change 4 an earlier shift on sat? X

Mabel | 16:50 | 04.10.05

Boo

Mabel | 23:09 | 04.10.05

Honey please sneakily persuade sean to stay the night and have a drink… Amber wants 2 but says we need 2 speak 2 sean. Secrecy is the word! Lots X

Mabel | 16:59 | 05.10.05

Cuppa please x

White | 22:07 | 05.10.05

No. rinsing my sideburns on that day.

Mabel | 09:50 | 06.10.05

Please can u write down cat archers mob number 4 me. Lots X

Cat | 10:57 | 06.10.05

Do you know what number bus goes to your house? And where in town does it go from? See you Saturday. X x x

Ben | 21:01 | 06.10.05

Mark fowlers dead again!

Mabel | 11:02 | 07.10.05

Honey. Seriously. DON’T let cake out. He'll b out 4 2 long n folow tils 2far. Have a good day…


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Mines not great already, hannah foned just after 9 4 me 2 start early cos we 2 men down. Stil it aint the end of the world! Lots x

Erika Edwards | 13:00 | 08.10.05

Oiright keep yer thong on!

Owen Bailey | 14:36 | 08.10.05

Same old same old! We havnt left yet.

Mila | 19:57 | 08.10.05

Hi paull,thanks for invitation but gonna spend tonight with slov. Friends.hope u r having lovely time.wishing happy birthday to your girlfriend and sending my love to everyone i know  mila

Mabel | 15:44 | 09.10.05

How u poopy chops? X

Mabel | 15:55 | 09.10.05

Yeah we alwight. X

Mabel | 16:01 | 09.10.05

that’s 3 times u've sent that… Quit it! X

Owen Bailey | 17:44 | 09.10.05

Dude id like to see erika again do you reakon that might happen? .i could ask mabel but it seems easer askin your opinian….i know i spelt that bad.im comin to yours at half term time.


PMB | 67

Mabel | 17:54 | 09.10.05

Still hanging in there honey? X

Owen Bailey | 18:01 | 09.10.05

I can 2morrow when im at work.

Owen Bailey | 19:13 | 09.10.05

If i get a chance i will but how will i get that chance.i guess i will b there in a few weeks.i bet work is a right pain in the ass?

Erika Edwards | 20:11 | 09.10.05

I hope you are holding up ok! Till next time, take it easy . X

Owen Bailey | 21:45 | 09.10.05

Good luck with ya interview.

Owen Bailey | 09:19 | 10.10.05

Good luck with ya interview.

Mabel | 17:00 | 10.10.05

T please X

Susan Brook | 17:19 | 10.10.05

Is this Claire with a new phone?

Owen Bailey | 17:26 | 10.10.05

Dude! Checked my email nowt from ya,got 1 off hot stuff but that was it.i thought i was expectin somthin clever or amusing‌sort it!!!x


PMB | 68

Owen Bailey | 18:14 | 10.10.05

Also as rare as rockin horse shit.1 thing to think about is insurance.1 thing at a time though.x

Susan Brook | 19:29 | 10.10.05

YES

Susan Brook | 19:37 | 10.10.05

Ah ha i have just realised who this . is it paul?

Susan Brook | 19:47 | 10.10.05

dont worry paul we have had a pretty bad day to. building fallen through. may have to put graphc on hold. what a bummer. hope your day gets better. Su

Owen Bailey | 09:36 | 11.10.05

Text me when u r awake.

Mabel | 11:32 | 11.10.05

Ur looking a bit peeky honey!! R u gonna have a 2nd attempt at a day off? If not ‘member ink please. Lots-a-lovin’ X

Mabel | 19:07 | 11.10.05

Just listened to all of my cd and its beautiful, its left me feeling lovely and relaxed. Thankyou. I love u LOTS X

Mabel | 19:08 | 11.10.05

Didn’t want 2 say this in that 1 but puter ink?! X


PMB | 69

Owen Bailey | 23:25 | 11.10.05

We lost about 3000 pounds worth.bummer.

Mabel | 09:25 | 12.10.05

R u up and at ‘em!?! X

Mabel | 09:53 | 12.10.05

If in town and need more cash i got some. X

Mabel | 11:25 | 12.10.05

Wella?

A | 15:08 | 13.10.05

Aye… tis all good! Ppl are ace here, met quite a few ppl from all over the world! So far so good, hostel is nice too and clean, which is cool! 

A | 19:29 | 13.10.05

Its really cool,so happy im doing it. Things are cools so far.. Cant wait to get further though. Its just we have met ppl from so many different places its ace!

Owen Bailey | 01:14 | 15.10.05

Who…iv missed most of this series

Owen Bailey | 01:17 | 15.10.05

Im not the one who knows all the people on x factor am i!

Owen Bailey | 01:24 | 15.10.05

Did she want to xfact ya?


PMB | 70

Alfie Simmons | 22:02 | 16.10.05

You’re not wrong. Tonights show taught me how to light a fire using bamboo. This kind of knowledge is a must living in Birmingham.

Alfie Simmons | 22:14 | 16.10.05

I’ve seen this episode many times, and i’m still amazed by what people will do to try to survive.

Mabel | 09:45 | 18.10.05

Fone bt x

Pam V | 13:28 | 18.10.05

Ooh yer freak ya!

Mabel | 09:19 | 19.10.05

We made it into band c on housing list… Lucien thinks im joking about no money 4 new house and there4 a cardboard box… if only it were that funny! How r school club 2day and i aint rushing home… Cake stays in! Lots X

Mabel | 09:23 | 19.10.05

Not only have I just seen and checked stocks of 1 of ur crimbol pressies but i also got out a tenner 4 u if u want 2 go out 2 play 2nite. ‘member its afteu doin’ anyway pukey? Lots X

Józsi | 09:28 | 19.10.05

Tell me about it we went to bailbrook with leonardo we left around 5 o clock im still waisted have fun with lerniak!

Mabel | 09:49 | 19.10.05

By the way dear, i’m not sure where u got a brolly with flowers on from (as if I’d have pink flowers?!) but thanks, mine felt like it was gonna break anyday! X


PMB | 71

Stone | 10:30 | 19.10.05

Hello mucker ! Can u get me supplies ? Cheers mike

Mabel | 15:28 | 19.10.05

OI. STOP TO CHECK WHAT CONTEXT BEFORE YOU START SHOUTING.

Stone | 16:15 | 19.10.05

Yeah no probs can I drop off money ? I sense victory tonite 4 the european champions !! We should meet up soon 4 a beer !

Jack | 21:09 | 19.10.05

Luv u geez

Mabel | 15:29 | 20.10.05

Everything hunky doory? Lots 2 u and lots to lucien X X

Mabel | 09:33 | 21.10.05

Oh, and write in ur dads card - windowsill with mine! We do our bits later X

Stone | 10:20 | 21.10.05

Boy brown, your boy holding ? I am in grip of evil drought !!

Stone | 15:44 | 21.10.05

You only need to score one if you dont concede !!

Mabel | 17:56 | 22.10.05

Off 2 shop… Booze? X


PMB | 72

Mabel | 10:14 | 23.10.05

Okaley doke. Lots X

Mabel | 10:29 | 23.10.05

Right. Actually under crappy cushion resting on frame. Can u believe chris didn’t even say goodbye 2 owen when they left! Not meeting erika, gonna take her paper and make calls? Dishwasher!!?!! Lots X

Mabel | 10:45 | 23.10.05

Pauls friday 2 do list: Book train 4 Friday (wil save 20 quid, NO hitching or cycling!!) phone council (need ref no. on letter at puter) look at property 4 hrs 2 get here‌ lucien cried. Lots X

Mabel | 12:34 | 23.10.05

No. Caroline said alex would if he wasnt being sick. Just got 2 town, wil ensure ample fun. X

Mabel | 14:33 | 23.10.05

Sat happily with zane. X

Owen Bailey | 16:49 | 23.10.05

Come down this is on until six.cant talk im in the theater

Mabel | 17:48 | 23.10.05

Ring yo da! X

Erika Edwards | 18:58 | 23.10.05

Am on the case ! Looking at August time, am excited about our next adventure!


PMB | 73

Mabel | 08:29 | 24.10.05

U eegit…luciens wondering y the permanent markers wont wipe off his white board!!! He says get some more and get it right this time. Lots X

Mabel | 13:48 | 24.10.05

Caravan park?!!

Mabel | 17:05 | 25.10.05

How ya doin’? X

Mabel | 21:11 | 25.10.05

At home havin a smoke !

Ben The Bore | 08:21 | 26.10.05

Get well soon m8! U picked a bitch of a day 2 b sick!

A | 13:13 | 26.10.05

Haha Aww and kisses? Are you ok?! I love it here, i really do, got myself a job now, which sucks, but it means i have more money to stay out longer doesnt it xx

Mabel | 20:24 | 27.10.05

How darin’ u feelin?...do ya wanna sample a duck pancake? Still got a job?! Lots x

Mabel | 13:08 | 28.10.05

This journey 4 lucien n i has cost just over sixty quid, can u fuckin believe it. X

Mabel | 13:15 | 28.10.05

Later x


PMB | 74

Mabel | 18:50 | 28.10.05

Yeah we here. U gonna leave earlier? X

Mabel | 19:40 | 28.10.05

Closed. X

Ben The Bore | 21:43 | 28.10.05

U alrite m8?

White | 10:29 | 30.10.05 th

Wurzels. Pavilion. Friday 11 november. Tenner. Cider. Me and the missus going any other takers before i book tickets?

Mabel | 19:12 | 30.10.05

U ok?

Idiot | 07:36 | 31.10.05

Please phone me as soon as you can. Alan

Jon Appleyard | 10:45 | 31.10.05

Alright geez you work at bailbrook don’t ya im doing some agency work out there starting tonight

Idiot | 11:58 | 31.10.05

Please do

Owen Bailey | 15:37 | 31.10.05

Fuck thats shit news.jo got cover didnt she?


PMB | 75

Rescue | 15:38 | 31.10.05

Hello Ms BADDER this is DIRECT LINE RESCUE confirming that ERIKSONS LIMITED are on their way to you and will be with you no later 16:27.

Mabel | 18:28 | 31.10.05

Cant phone out at mo! We fine, will call later or tomorrow. Lots of love x x

Mother | 18:58 | 31.10.05

Ok as long as you are all fine.it was lovely to see you all. Very quiet here tonight. Take care . X

Stone | 13:56 | 01.11.05

Villa v Liv on sat and i am otherwise committed which is v annoying. Pick another game ! I think i should speak with anyone considering employing u !!

Erika Edwards | 20:47 | 01.11.05

Ok have finally bought ‘demon days’ and yep lovin it!

Erika Edwards | 20:59 | 01.11.05

You gotta move it, you gotta move move it… The latest is?

Mabel | 09:22 | 02.11.05

U might get a call from skool, lucien said not feeling well. X

Mabel | 16:57 | 02.11.05

Going straight 4 lucien. Lots x


PMB | 76

Owen Bailey | 17:36 | 02.11.05

I want to start drinkin or at least try horse milk.although it does cost 7 pound a litre.

Jรณzsi | 20:23 | 02.11.05

Whats up? I havent see you for a while i hope you are ready going out on Friday

Mabel | 12:43 | 03.11.05

Dont 4get shoon please if u get a chance.

#### | 12:45 | 03.11.05

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Jon Appleyard | 16:24 | 04.11.05

You workin tonight couple of sneaky beers? Jon

T-Mobile | 17:01 | 04.11.05

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Jon Appleyard | 20:49 | 04.11.05

At pig for one going to bell after these

Rob | 22:43 | 04.11.05

Litten tree dude where you

Rob | 22:46 | 04.11.05

Alright be over in half a pint


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Cat | 02:22 | 05.11.05

Got in proper trouble when I got home. Lucky I left when I did! I imagine he’ll get over it soon enough. I’m free day time tomorrow if you fancy hooking up. I’ll buy you a pint or two if ya like. Otherwise…see ya soon. Lots a love Cat x x

Susan Brook | 11:45 | 06.11.05

brook. 7.30 is great see you later. good luck house hunting.

Susan Brook | 17:15 | 06.11.05

yes i have got photo shop and cd drive.

Stone | 12:29 | 07.11.05

Boy brown, bad luck villa ! If ridgewell had laid off the WWW moves u might have got something out of the game. Mike

Stone | 12:38 | 07.11.05

Ain’t u got some crew coming in with big money ? U around 4 a pint this week ?

Susan Brook | 20:38 | 07.11.05

paul it looks f*ing brilliant. thank you. susan and caleb.

Józsi | 09:18 | 08.11.05

Dude please dont forget bring the books because I gotta keep myself occupied in our beautiful environment

Mabel | 16:43 | 08.11.05

Its not ideal but we’d b by ourselves but with space 2 escape each other. Im feeling apprehensive- how can i get excited if ur feeling so miserable. Do we seriously have another option or time 2 wait? Please dont leave decision up2 me!?! HELP…


PMB | 78

Mabel | 18:18 | 08.11.05

Jos- 00000 000 000 Lots X

Mabel | 21:47 | 08.11.05

Lots X X X X X X X X X X X

Mabel | 23:30 | 08.11.05

Moles. Lots. X X X X X X X lots of hugs X X X X X X

Mabel | 00:06 | 09.11.05

N! Common room actually… Taxi with jen later. X

Mabel | 09:30 | 09.11.05

That fuckin stupid fucking woman. Her fuckin awful driving shook lucien up i felt awful leaving him. Stupid cow never even looked. X

Mabel | 15:00 | 09.11.05

It was expensive looking, black and low. Chinese 2nite! X

Mabel | 16:09 | 09.11.05

Im going 2 get lucien 1st. X

Mabel | 16:22 | 09.11.05

Ru gonna run me a gorgeous bath? x

Cat | 21:40 | 09.11.05

Dave and myself will be going to The Bell on Friday. Its Tim’s (of Jen&Tim) birthday. Be good to see ya’s if yr going too. Lots a love. X x x


PMB | 79

Mabel | 23:02 | 09.11.05

Front door lights on dearest kiss kiss

Józsi | 00:43 | 09.11.05

Thanks dude and hang in there you are not yourself lately ,you deserve much better life

Cat | 09:21 | 11.11.05

We’ll be in the Bell tonight from 730ish…baby free! Be good to see ya if yr about. X x x

Stone | 09:53 | 11.11.05

Boy brown didn’t get message till late ! what u doin 2nite ?

Ben The Bore | 17:27 | 11.11.05

Ha ha!

Cat | 17:38 | 11.11.05

I’ll count my lucky stars! X x

Stone | 18:44 | 11.11.05

Nasty shift pattern ! Lets do a proper session next week

Mabel | 00:04 | 12.11.05

I LOVE YOU X

Mabel | 12:10 | 12.11.05

How u feelin my little drunky-wunky-woo?! Straight to bed when u get hom,e is it mr “i wont b out long” ?!! X


PMB | 80

Mabel | 12:11 | 12.11.05

Oh yeah: Daily mail at work? lucien wants the dvd. Lots

Very Angry Stale Bread | 16:43 | 13.11.05

Dude if ur working with glen can u grab me 20 off him 4 me nice one x

Mabel | 09:17 | 14.11.05

Pullin knight. I can make quarter past 3, u get in early! I 4 got 2 leave mildreds key. Have a good’un X

Mabel | 09:19 | 14.11.05

Send me Josephs new number please. X

Erika Edwards | 17:45 | 14.11.05

u found somewhere?! i’m ok, off to the carnival tonight-yareeba yareeba!

Mabel | 17:35 | 16.11.05

OWWWW…The pain… Evilness. Seriously men have it fucking easy..

Mabel | 17:38 | 16.11.05

BOLLOCKS BOLLOCKS FUCKING BOLLOCKS.

Mabel | 09:13 | 17.11.05

Hiya

Mabel | 11:52 | 17.11.05

I’m just taking a break from scrubbing a manky,scuzy dishwasher. Wot u up2? I loved the manly, 1950’s movie, romance this morn…more of it please. X


PMB | 81

Mabel | 15:06 | 17.11.05

Please remember 2 check (and fill?) oil in break fluid, both in boot. X

Mabel | 15:44 | 17.11.05

Call me please. X

Mabel | 09:35 | 18.11.05

MORNING MESSAGE: Bertha’s wheels please b4 2moros journey.. Keep fingers crossed we’ll b making it! Lots n grand day. X

Mabel | 09:53 | 18.11.05

Wot bout h.ben? X

Mabel | 14:51 | 18.11.05 rd

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Wot does that mean? Is Bradford the 3 or 2 ? X

Mabel | 23:20 | 18.11.05

Evenin. Right. Firstly- if jozsi aint a smoker the weed mixed with the booze wil wreck him and a good night… dont make him feel he cant say no?! Secondly- whyd ya change ya troosers! Good ‘un my love X

Jon Appleyard | 00:05 | 19.11.05

Lost ya geez gone imme fucked off cos it was your round no doubt

Mabel | 01:09 | 19.11.05

I LOVE YOU. {BIG SQUEEZE} X


PMB | 82

Mabel | 01:15 | 19.11.05

That “big squeeze” has got me thinking about that thing you do to my back that has me groaning as though we were having sex… I want one!

Józsi | 19:14 | 19.11.05

You make me an obsessive alcoholic i feel like a real british

Erika Edwards | 21:43 | 19.11.05

Meant to add text , but do u like image? X

Erika Edwards | 09:03 | 20.11.05

Last text was for my brother paul not you! we were messing about with images and t-shirt designs! Hope things are ok x

Mabel | 11:55 | 21.11.05

Imagine a farmers accent: “how goes the work?”. Lots X

Mabel | 14:52 | 22.11.05

Nothing?

Mabel | 15:29 | 22.11.05

Go

Józsi | 16:22 | 22.11.05

Yesterday it was 50 quid

Józsi | 16:29 | 22.11.05

All right im gonna check it out but if its junk you can give it to the charity shop


PMB | 83

Mabel | 09:32 | 23.11.05

Have asked pam 2 get paint. Have a good un. X

Mabel | 11:42 | 23.11.05

What time are you going 2 fone them? I’m not feeling hopeful, its getting 2 late. Lots X

Mabel | 12:52 | 23.11.05

WOOO HOOOOO! When? Address 4 kingstons please. X

Jon Appleyard | 14:52 | 23.11.05

? what you on about

Mabel | 15:50 | 23.11.05

Why prob not sat? WOO HOO. Cheque posted. X

Mabel | 22:12 | 23.11.05

Expect mayhem!

Owen Bailey | 09:19 | 24.11.05

How goes it my friend? Iv crossed my fingers and my toes,iv prayed to all the gods or is it just the 1! Have u sorted a place yet.if not,this must b a fuckin shit time for u,my thoughts r 4 u and your family.luv ya.x

Mabel | 09:51 | 24.11.05

Sorry if i was a drunken eegit but i found what u said hurtful. I LOVE YOU. Let me know what bradley says and mayb fone paul (?) so its all sorted. Lots X


PMB | 84

Mabel | 12:00 | 24.11.05

Can u get a property paper.. Oh no we dont need 1! Whats the word anywho? X

Mabel | 14:56 | 24.11.05

Oi. What news? X

Mabel | 15:05 | 24.11.05

WOO HOO. Lots X

Mabel | 20:17 | 24.11.05

Lots X

Mabel | 14:59 | 25.11.05

Wil meet u in café, have only just left. X

Mabel | 15:49 | 25.11.05

If ur ready im getin off outside safeway any second!

White | 19:40 | 25.11.05

Ok,what time? The earlier the better for me…

White | 19:41 | 25.11.05

Ok,what time? The earlier the better for me…

White | 20:27 | 25.11.05

Yes


PMB | 85

White | 20:28 | 25.11.05

Yes

White | 20:28 | 25.11.05

Yes

Mabel | 08:06 | 26.11.05

T please. X

Stone | 23:41 | 26.11.05

Back 2 back wins 4 the villa !!

Mabel | 14:52 | 28.11.05

How goes it? Having fun? Lots X

Mabel | 18:58 | 28.11.05

Hello you 2 still wondering how it went! If only Lucien had a phone I’d txt him instead! WELL?!

Mabel | 09:25 | 29.11.05

What a f’ing HORRIBLE morning. When u meet me later please bring the road book to try dif way home from town. Can u also get a torch and some de icer 4 wi..yum yum! X

Mabel | 09:39 | 29.11.05

Wot happened bout mildred? X

Mother | 16:03 | 29.11.05

Yes everyone fine. Glad it’s gone well- your move- and that you really love your new home. Good luck there. Is Lucien excited? Love to you all Mom x


PMB | 86

0000 000 000 | 16:06 | 29.11.05

Remember rd THE DEBORDS are playing this Saturday 3 December at Mr.Wolfe’s St. Stephen’s street Bristol- Tell all your streetwise friends yeah xx

Mabel | 16:59 | 30.11.05

Hello. Feeling scared! Drive 2 BoA called ’sally in the woods’ cos a young girl- sally, got run over. She now appears in front of ur car (when its dark) waving. Once having past that spot u check in the rear view mirror 2 see her sat on the back seat… I’m a little concerned!?! X oh great just realized ur not gonna get this 4 a day or 2!! Lots

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Ben The Bore | 16:14 | 02.12.05

12-8 both days m8!

Jos | 15:10 | 03.12.05

Alright geez! Have u posted my disc yet?

Mabel | 16:04 | 03.12.05

Scart lead. Vino. Phone extention. See you at 8! X

Mabel | 16:09 | 03.12.05

Puter n pick up… Moron! X


PMB | 87

Mabel | 16:09 | 03.12.05

Ooo‌ Torch?

Mabel | 13:06 | 05.12.05

Argh, wot a day! How u? Work? Lots X

Mabel | 15:03 | 05.12.05

Was gonna say.. How magic do u think i am!?! So. Who was it 4? And where was my kiss?! You alright? When u home? Questions, questions!! Lots X

Glenn The Dope | 20:50 | 05.12.05

Cool

Owen Bailey | 20:53 | 05.12.05

I was thinkin! When i come down i might come on the friday and leave on tuesday would that b ok? And heres the sweetner‌ill try to get sum little uns which will garrantie(shit knows how ya spell it) That Ill b in party mode and ill b ready to go all nite.x

Owen Bailey | 22:30 | 05.12.05

Na didnt get the 1st 1 and i didnt get the the 2nd 1 either.good nite.x

Mabel | 11:39 | 06.12.05

Hello. Headache 2day? Please can u book an early or day off 4 fri 16th, ur on kiddy duty?! Lots X

Mabel | 14:51 | 06.12.05

Wheres ur humour gone? U used 2 b funny! X


PMB | 88

Mabel | 09:28 | 07.12.05

Watcha! Can u believe the inside of the w’screen was frozen?! Have a good ‘un. LOTS X

Owen Bailey | 19:05 | 07.12.05

Im not goin 2 bring the projector.iv ordered 10 little uns.im gonna call mine and chriss new project… HAVE AGO HERO. Wot ya think?x

Jos | 22:23 | 07.12.05

Alright geez! I don’t really know, I’ll prb stay in & b miserable.

Mabel | 09:25 | 08.12.05

Morgan my love, am i asking erika about chrimbo then? Lots X

Mabel | 11:55 | 08.12.05

R we not the proud owners of some furniture yet?! Have u got fruit, veg and eggy-pegs from the market? Lots X

Mabel | 14:57 | 08.12.05

Settee? X

Mabel | 09:03 | 09.12.05

1 4got a fuckin coat…brrr! Didn’t have 2 stop, but it aint right. X

Mabel | 14:57 | 09.12.05

Oh my god. Wot a day. Exhausted. Hungry. Tired. Snappy. X

Idiot idiot Idiot | 20:15 | 11.12.05

Tried to call you today to let you know your shift. Start at 2 monday. Any problems give me a call.


PMB | 89

JĂłzsi | 22:35 | 12.12.05

I am wasted i am in london at leonardos place , i called in sick on sunday, so im here since then, i just got tired of bailbrook i had a great time tell the german bitch fuck off!! Sorry guiness is out of order

Erika Edwards | 13:24 | 14.12.05

Hey Browne, hope you are ready for us this w-end and my cd awaits me to bring home! Have missed it!

Owen Bailey | 13:55 | 14.12.05

Dude i aint bothered shits pickin up 4 me.feelin very positive about the yr bridge between boy to man.oh by the way its on Sunday.x

Mabel | 16:20 | 14.12.05

Alright? Bout 2 get a bus then l’hall post off. Where u b? X

Owen Bailey | 18:16 | 14.12.05

Im glad i spoke to u,a bit of clearty was needed.x

Owen Bailey | 18:44 | 14.12.05

Thats how i was gonna spell it but it didnt look right,so i put any old shit down.

Mabel | 09:23 | 15.12.05

(lets start again) Good morning. Love you LOTS. 2 til 10? X

Mabel | 09:28 | 15.12.05

Ooo, get lomont post please? X


PMB | 90

Jos | 16:36 | 15.12.05

Geez! Can u send me ur new address if u have 1 coz i’ve got lucien a xmas prez.

Mabel | 21:30 | 15.12.05

Not that u care it wasnt about the take away menu, it was about giving cake (who i hadnt seen 4 2 days) some loving b4 sending him 2 have his balls chopp(…)

Mabel | 21:30 | 15.12.05

Bonjour man. Please get some milk and a daily mail (erika says ace chrimbol flick 4 boy). Also text when u get on the bus so i can get roast spuds started.ed off. Not that giving cake loving is more important than loving with u but timing got in the way last night. X

Ben The Bore | 12:27 | 16.12.05

Your late mate!

Mabel | 13:36 | 16.12.05

St.saviours church 2pm if the mood takes u 2 b a little late?!! Lots X

Mabel | 16:28 | 16.12.05

Home is sweet isn’t it? X

Mabel | 23:20 | 16.12.05

U ‘cool’? The kids? I LOVE U LOTS X X X

Ben The Bore | 23:47 | 16.12.05

Sorry if this wakes you, but i thought you may want to know that the original nightmare on elm street is on channel 5!


PMB | 91

Mabel | 01:00 | 17.12.05

Comin home. X

Cat | 19:52 | 17.12.05 th

Hello hows Bradford? We’re moving there 14 Jan! Bath side…The Old Batch off Ashley road. Know it? Whats yr new address? Big love and hugs cat Dave and Freya x x x

Cat | 21:41 | 17.12.05

Hello all you lovely people! Would ya’s like to join me for my birthday? Thursday 22nd Dec The Hop Poles 8pm ish. Be good to see you there. Lots a love. Cat x x x

Mabel | 12:05 | 19.12.05

Hiya. Do i need sofa receipt? If so can u meet us about 4? Lots X

Owen Bailey | 12:44 | 19.12.05

Listen don’t ring me after i tell you this it’s not something i want to talk about on the phone. We’ll talk about it later, i want to be the one to tell you i don’t want you to hear it from someone else. i know you’re going to be upset but i’m sure we can sort it out and work thro it………. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Theres no santa!!

Owen Bailey | 12:57 | 19.12.05

U didnt get the full message…it’s a joke.

Mabel | 15:08 | 19.12.05

So, do i need the sofa receipt? did u get my text earlier? X

Mabel | 17:17 | 19.12.05

T!


PMB | 92

Cat | 20:39 | 19.12.05

Does anyone fancy a long term borrow of a fridge freezer and or double bed? Place we’re moving to already has them. Cat Dave and Freya x x x

Owen Bailey | 14:05 | 20.12.05

Type this shoe make into the internet..cydwoq.t hey r the coolist shoes iv ever seen.

Józsi | 16:38 | 20.12.05

(…)vodka orang juice bath with edita!

Józsi | 16:38 | 20.12.05

Dude, dont quit before 8 th of january because i just found out we will have christmas party!! Plus i am gonna be 30 years old on 9 th! I am gonna have vodka orang juice bath with edita!

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Jon Appleyard | 15:24 | 21.12.05

You up for a few beers friday night thom mike etc etc

Mabel | 19:16 | 21.12.05

Love you both LOTS X X. have a silly party with lucien. close the curtains, put on some crimbol tunes and dance like a fool. i promise u will laugh hard (if u play the game right!) X

Mabel | 20:25 | 21.12.05

Dave, 9pm, bbc1. Lots X


PMB | 93

Erika Edwards | 20:48 | 21.12.05

Zane Lowe bloody brilliant!

Mabel | 23:30 | 21.12.05

No! honey you were right, a few glasses of wine, a couple of vodkas and a shot of of tequila and i’m.. On the train. HA! I was right and you were wrong.. Again!! Lots X

White | 10:45 | 22.12.05

Anyone around in bradford in about 45 mins? I have some wandering and shopping to do…

Owen Bailey | 11:07 | 22.12.05

They r lovely footwear,hard as fuck to buy.

Jos | 16:08 | 22.12.05

No! Why?

Jos | 16:42 | 22.12.05

I just thought geez, i am working actually but i finish @ 1.

Jos | 16:49 | 22.12.05

Do u wanna go out tomorrow night?

Jos | 16:55 | 22.12.05

Yeah! Ok cool.

Jos | 17:09 | 22.12.05

Ok, i’ll phone ya in a bit.


PMB | 94

Jon Appleyard | 22:14 | 22.12.05

Alright brown you up for some beers tomorrow night then meeting 730 Ish at bell

Jos | 12:02 | 23.12.05

Geez! Don’t forget 2 pick up luciens present from the mail place.

Mabel | 02:10 | 24.12.05

PHhh!

xXx

Mabel | 11:12 | 24.12.05

Just arrived safely at caves. WOO HOO. Lots X

Mabel | 11:33 | 24.12.05

Kingstons! X

Józsi | 13:24 | 24.12.05

I hope, you are out of the guiness poison, but if you still alive your folks!

merry Christmas to you and

Mabel | 16:50 | 24.12.05

Bout 2 leave, a cupa would b grand… And some HELP! Lots

Mother | 11:14 | 25.12.05

Happy Christmas to you all. Thanks for all your gifts. Anne has just tried to strangle me with Homer-oven glove! Thanks! Enjoy yourselves. X


PMB | 95

Owen Bailey | 13:04 | 25.12.05

Happy christmas give my love to mrs browne and little lucien.xxx

Józsi | 21:26 | 28.12.05

Thats cool, but i m only home until 12 o clock and i gotta work in the evening so i dont know what time is good for you but next week i wanna buy a car so i could pick it up

Mabel | 14:57 | 29.12.05

Hows ur eye? X

Erika Edwards | 15:25 | 29.12.05

We’re arriving in Boa at 4.12 , if you not in you’ll find us in the Grapes! Erika

Mabel | 15:39 | 29.12.05

Perfect hearing. Gonna pump tyres then home. Wil we b sharing a cuddle? X

Jos | 22:08 | 29.12.05

Alright geez! Make sure you don’t say anything to owen over the new yrs about what i told u the other day or he’ll go nuts. Seriously !

Mabel | 22:44 | 29.12.05

Soz. No ‘relay’ just saw time! Having good chats n last half. Bedroom sorted?!! Lots X

Owen Bailey | 10:16 | 30.12.05

The bailey is on an empty train(thank god) ill call u when i get to bristol.no snow up here just rain.text me back just to say u got this.x


PMB | 96

Owen Bailey | 12:32 | 30.12.05

Train gest to yours 1.10

Mabel | 14:23 | 30.12.05

Just off 2 alf’s so bout 2 hrs. X

Mabel | 15:38 | 30.12.05

Just leaving worle. Lots X

Józsi | 20:11 | 30.12.05

I gotta work but guess what i got my car today so maybe

Jon Appleyard | 21:35 | 30.12.05

Not gonna make it over mate where were you last night anyway you big joker missed a good one

Ben | 19:32 | 31.12.05

If im too drunk to use this machine at midnight, i wish you all a happy new year!

Ben | 19:35 | 31.12.05

No worrys m8! Aint seen you in so long, almost forgot what you looked like! 

Mother | 00:04 | 01.01.06

HAPPY NEW YEAR MOM xxxx

A | 02:31 | 01.01.06

Happy new year, love you lots. X


PMB | 97

Jon Appleyard | 03:10 | 01.01.06

Happy neW year geez been good workin together again not like old times though eh up the brum

Idiot Idiot Idiot | 11:23 | 01.01.06

Happy new year. Hope 2006 brings everything you want.

Mabel | 09:30 | 05.01.06

Ahh, i got a cuddle off caroline! Bank in mo. Lots‌ Wot time? X

Mabel | 09:41 | 05.01.06

Shit. Cash machine just kept my card. X

Mabel | 14:53 | 06.01.06

Hello.

Erika Edwards | 20:41 | 06.01.06

Did u know De Quinceywas buried in Edinburgh? I went in searchfor a pic 4 u but it was huge and failed 2 find it! X

Kes | 12:20 | 07.01.06

Alright Brown.watching the footy? I’m too the left of the goal should get me on the telly! Kes

Owen Bailey | 16:24 | 08.01.06

Editors r on top of the pops 2nite.


PMB | 98

Mabel | 23:40 | 08.01.06

Evenin’ my dear master. Just reminding u 2 write in jozsis card, its on his bag. Lots X

Mabel | 23:42 | 08.01.06

AHAA!

Very Angry Stale Bread | 10:35 | 09.01.06

Hi ya been meaning to message u 2 say thank u 4 a wicked nite on new yrs eve we had a great time hope ur all “cool and the gang” see u soon lots of love x x

Erika Edwards | 21:22 | 10.01.06

Yeah bought Gonzalez’s album today! Love it! I’ve snapped out of emotional thing and loving what i’ve got! X

Erika Edwards | 13:23 | 11.01.06

U know what all was great yesterday now i’m having a real shitter of a day! I feel that if i walk out no one would notice!

Owen Bailey | 13:54 | 11.01.06

Send my photos from new yrs on the same disc please.x

Mabel | 14:56 | 11.01.06

Yo yo yo. Big kisses.

Mabel | 17:40 | 11.01.06

If u get a no number call answer it its kidd! X


PMB | 99

Mabel | 09:50 | 12.01.06

An extra grand over an extra 3 yrs with an extra 3.5 apr for an extra 15 quid a month. I was good and declined. Great sex last night. Love you lots x

Mabel | 14:52 | 12.01.06

Is Jess working there now?!! X

Owen Bailey | 15:11 | 12.01.06

Just give me an idea of wot u put on… James blunt wot else?

Owen Bailey | 15:34 | 12.01.06

Sorry about that.but i will say..the way u touched me last time we were togetherwas wonderful.i looked down and saw your mouth around my hardened manhood…you’re a beast of a man.xxx

Owen Bailey | 15:48 | 12.01.06

Anywho wot music does she dig.its a bit naff if I ask her.advice please wise 1?

Mabel | 21:05 | 12.01.06

As a side order 2 share u must have, now i think this is right?, crispy vegetables with a sweet chilly dip/sauce, could have it completely wrong but theyndows and h2o sqirter, couldn’t c shit this morn. X

Mabel | 21:06 | 12.01.06

As a side order 2 share u must have, now i think this is right?, crispy vegetables with a sweet chilly dip/sauce, could have it completely wrong but they were amazing. Bon appetite! X

Mabel | 22:55 | 12.01.06

How funny is it that i’m sat on a sun lounger in front of an open fire?!! Station agent great hope ur evening grand and minus negativity. Good night my love, sweet drunken dreams


PMB | 100

xXx

Mabel | 00:05 | 13.01.06

XXX LOTS XXX

Mabel | 09:09 | 13.01.06

Good morning 2 u 2! Ah my baby.. Have u got credit 2 call me or r u unable 2 speak?! At work? X

Mabel | 14:27 | 13.01.06

Not. Plumber. X

Mabel | 15:22 | 13.01.06

Just pop 2 shop wil call from car park but don’t answer. X

Józsi | 18:18 | 13.01.06

You need a nice recovery massage from mila, dude!

Mila | 22:31 | 13.01.06

HI PAUL?R U OR DO U KNOW WHO IS GOING TO PORTER TOMORROW NIGHT FOR JON LEAVING DUE?! DONT KNOW WHEATHER TO COME OR NOT.MILA

Józsi | 15:08 | 14.01.06

If you picked up the phone i could ask you whats happening tonight with jon leaving do

Mila | 18:39 | 14.01.06

O.K I WILL BE PROBABLY IN TOWN WITH MY FRIEND.I MAY COME TO JOIN YOU LATER BUT WOULD U LET ME KNOW WHO IS THERE PLEASE WHEN U GET THERE.THANKS


PMB | 101

White | 21:25 | 14.01.06

Anyone coming to jon’s thing tonight? We’re in the porter.

Jon Appleyard | 22:17 | 14.01.06

Joker

Jon Appleyard | 22:17 | 14.01.06

Joker

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Jon Appleyard | 21:50 | 17.01.06

See you in may dude my email ross.shaw@btinternet.com

Stone | 11:39 | 20.01.06

Boy brown ! what you doing tonite ?

Cat | 13:41 | 20.01.06

Hello all you lovely people, we’ve moved again! We’re at: 30 The Old Batch, Bradford-onAvon, West Wiltshire, BA15 1TL. Tel: 01225867988. Lots a love cat Dave and Freya x x x

White | 17:57 | 21.01.06

Well done villa. Parked the bus in front of the goal AND opened the fecking sunroof…

Cat | 21:56 | 21.01.06

Hello bradford buddies! You’s wanna hook up soon? Come over whenever yr free or us to


PMB | 102

you if ya’s prefer. Neighbours. We’re at: 30 The Old Batch…it’s off Ashley Road which is off Bath Road. Hope to see you all soon. Much love Cat Dave and Freya x x

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Cat | 13:48 | 25.01.06

Why thankyou kind sir. One two or three of us will be there…whats yr address? X

Cat | 14:10 | 25.01.06

Got me folks here at the mo. Meeting Hannah about 330ish in Bradford…not planned where yet. Can let ya know when I know. X

Owen Bailey | 15:36 | 25.01.06

He is a different man to wot he was.its best to thinkof him as another artist.but yeh its poor,to much vocal the music is lame.hope u didn’t buy it.did u send new yr photos?

Cat | 18:00 | 25.01.06

Ended up not going to town was getting a bit late, just went to Hannah’s for a cuppa. let me know next time yr around in the day though, normally Freya and me are up for an afternoon jar! See ya’s Saturday…let me know when and where. Lots a love. X x x

Pam V | 21:43 | 25.01.06

Hi mr b, whats that geezers surname that I liked? Memory like a sieve? Josẻ/hosẻ? Ta v much! Miss vincent X


PMB | 103

White | 09:02 | 26.01.06

Can’t make party tonight going to a gig… Cheers for the invite which days are best for me to pop in after school for a cuppa? I finish about 4 or 5ish.

Owen Bailey | 10:51 | 26.01.06

Got ya stuff.will sort out.

Owen Bailey | 10:55 | 26.01.06

Put the new yr photos on disk,please send um there r shots that i realy want.thank u

Owen Bailey | 16:19 | 26.01.06

No,might take a while to sort.

00000 000 000 | 16:34 | 26.01.06

So sorry!F.eel bad u had 2 go.I had no signal here so turned phone of.Mum was uery worried when she saw lucien.Ty.K

Cat | 19:25 | 28.01.06

Will do. Prob 830-9ish. Where Are you? X

Cat | 19:36 | 28.01.06

Grand see you soon. Will be just me. X

Dawn | 21:44 | 02.02.06

Ok no problem hun. See u then. Dawn x

Dawn | 07:06 | 03.02.06

Good morning. Am at the meeting point. I an early so don’t rush. See u soon. Dawn x


PMB | 104

Monie | 15:08 | 03.02.06

Hey Paul. Just wondering if u are about 4 chin-wagging and cuppa-consumption! Hope yr intellectual wasteland is blooming with a few bright shoots! Cheers. Andy.

Monie | 15:35 | 03.02.06

Number twenty Grosvenor Place flat six (bottom bell!) E.T.A.?

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White | 10:18 | 05.02.06

What’s with the villa geez? Are they ill?

Jos | 21:36 | 05.02.06

Alright geez! How’s ur shit?

Jos | 20:39 | 06.02.06

Geez! I’m thinking about auditioning 4 big brother 7. what do you think?

Jos | 20:45 | 06.02.06

Cool i’m surprised you said that. Chin up!

Mother | 22:20 | 07.02.06

Hello, how are you all? Has this bug hit your school yet? Gemma poorly but in Stoke. Anne back home ill too. I’m off school,feel awful. Abi and Norah not well. Nancy and Emily poorly. Hope you are all ok. X


PMB | 105

00000 000 000 | 11:22 | 09.02.06

Hello I’ve lost my mobile my mum’s lent me hers this is the number. Lots a love Cat x x

Alfie Simmons | 17:57 | 09.02.06

Word. Many thanks dude.

Dawn | 23:11 | 09.02.06

Yes am on early. U need a lift? Same time and place? X

Dawn | 07:09 | 10.02.06

Hey i’ve just got here. See u in a min. Dawn x

00000 000 000 | 18:36 | 10.02.06

Paul we paid you everything for the jobs and we are very thanklful we might need u in the future.next time we will agree the fee.caleb.

White | 23:11 | 10.02.06

GeeZ. Half term next week. Me and thee need to hang out. Pick a day. Pick a time. Day afternoon is good. Evenings more cluttered. Our life is all we have…

Erika Edwards | 11:02 | 13.02.06

Ahhhh i’ve been signed off work for a week! Severe bruising to ribs! Soz we can’t make tonight, say sorry to lucien xxx

White | 11:50 | 13.02.06

When and where and what this evening geez? Name your preferences brummie boy!


PMB | 106

Józsi | 13:07 | 13.02.06

Dude, i am up for chitty chatty tonight here in bath or at your shitty town give me a call or a text

Mabel | 14:11 | 13.02.06

Helo. Heidi not coming 2 stay. Break news 2 lucien gently. Gonna go 4 quick drink after work. Lots X

White | 15:41 | 13.02.06

It’s a fecking date geez. Call me or text whern you know the time. He I don’t reply try my home number. 000 000

White | 18:10 | 13.02.06

See you in the pub for depressed metal heads at about 7.

White | 19:34 | 13.02.06

Tell the driver to put some more fecking coal on it…

Mabel | 22:34 | 13.02.06

N! good night? Last train? My study has turned into letter 2 eddie… Is it really awful if I watch ‘late night’ hollyoaks.. I’m gonna!!! Lots X X X X X X X X X X

Mabel | 22:42 | 13.02.06

“n!” is what i did that night i was out n drunk… I thought it might make you chuckle but obviously not!! I love u 2, with all of nine heart…bet u dont remember that either! Last train? X

Mabel | 01:34 | 14.02.06

Happy valley day… Goodnight, LOTS XXX


PMB | 107

Stone | 08:29 | 14.02.06

Hiya boy brown ! Didn’t get message till 11, hope you had a good night

White | 14:32 | 14.02.06

Normal poker has been cancelled. Any takers for a fun thom attempt round mine on wednesday night? First 5 replies are in. 5 quid sit down, last deal at 12.

Mabel | 14:37 | 14.02.06

Doesnt mater

Mabel | 11:36 | 15.02.06

Lucien is 6 a month 2day… our little baby… lots 2 U both X X

Mabel | 18:48 | 15.02.06

Evenin’…just leaving town, bertha in larkhall. Lots X X

Mabel | 19:04 | 15.02.06

Do i hear a bath running?! X

Mabel | 09:04 | 16.02.06

Morning, tell lucien zany zone is booked 4 saturday after b’day, couldnt do b4. It was just £95 no extra cost. Half eleven 4 library (i’m pretty sure) remember toffee, mayb take photo of them at library. Have patience! Lots X X

Jos | 21:50 | 16.02.06

R u working this weekend?


PMB | 108

Mabel | 11:25 | 17.02.06

Watcha. Wil b off 2 pub 4 a couple so could u please text me 7 til 9 trains? I 4got the t.table! Lots and lots X X

Jos | 16:39 | 17.02.06

Fuckin’ beatnik!

Jos | 19:29 | 17.02.06

Just past cheltenham geez!

Mabel | 21:49 | 17.02.06

Y?

Mabel | 14:49 | 18.02.06

Got here safe just ordered 2 courses of greek food, very excited n hungry! Wil get 2 ambys bout 7 and call u. Lots X

Aaron | 17:07 | 18.02.06

Remember tonight THE DEBORDS are playing at the Invention Arts centre with Oedipus + Rude Girls 30 -late x

Mabel | 23:28 | 18.02.06

XXXXXXXXXXX LOTS.LOTS.LOTS.LOTS.LOTS. LOTS.LOTS.LOTS,LOTS.XXXXXXXXXXX

Jos | 12:54 | 19.02.06

Eat shit!

8


PMB | 109

Kes | 17:02 | 19.02.06

Indeed just heading off now! Hope all is well let of know next time your down and i’ll get some tickets for you!

Mabel | 14:57 | 20.02.06

Did they call or did u go in? can i work sat? X

Erika Edwards | 20:21 | 20.02.06

Cool, haven’t heard it yet. I’m listening to Belle and Sebastians new one!

Mabel | 21:09 | 20.02.06

Was just calling 2 say am taking myself off 2 bed. Also wonderd whether spoken 2 o yet?! Lots honey X

Erika Edwards | 18:11 | 21.02.06

I might go and buy Editors, is it really really good?! X

Owen Bailey | 18:31 | 21.02.06

Im great.dont know why i sounded down.i just bought dronenote.com and co.ukso things r cool.x

Owen Bailey | 18:32 | 21.02.06

Have u ask chris and jess to luciens bash?

00000 000 000 | 19:11 | 21.02.06

New number due to other phone breaking. Alan


PMB | 110

Mabel | 11:45 | 22.02.06

Working til 5. Luc at after school. Have a good ‘un. Lots X

Mabel | 09:31 | 23.02.06

Good morning my love. Please try n ask about who ladies olive supplier is. Have a grand day. Love u lots X

Dawn | 10:39 | 23.02.06

Yes mate. You need a lift? Say about 1.35pm. X

Mabel | 14:57 | 23.02.06

How about putting a smile on my face every 1ce in a while with a nice text?! X

Erika Edwards | 18:56 | 23.02.06

I’ve got Editiors, yep lovin it!

Mabel | 21:55 | 23.02.06

Sorry. I tried. Bed calling. Fed up with always feeling so exhausted. Fire waiting. Video recording. Woman loves you. Lots. X

Mabel | 07:29 | 24.02.06

I am absolutely disgusted with you. no last minute goodbye kiss. Its not as though i can leap to the window anymore and call after you! Anyway. More importantly. Where’s my cup of tea? Wil try calling bout 8 with regards pick-up. Lots X

Mabel | 09:29 | 24.02.06

Morning. Need 2 know when u finish? If half 3 wil pick u up. Otherwise meet in town or u go 4 larkhall pint and meet us at morrisons. Have a good day. Lots X


PMB | 111

Dawn | 23:16 | 24.02.06

Yes on early. Need a lift? X

Dawn | 23:19 | 24.02.06

Usual time… About 10past 7? X

Mabel | 07:50 | 25.02.06

Sod lucien sleepin in his own room. Admittedly its good and hes very proud. But. 2 good a nights sleep, hes already spent a long while trying 2 drag me out(…)

Mabel | 07:53 | 25.02.06

Sod lucien sleepin in his own room. Admittedly its good and hes very proud. But. 2 good a nights sleep, hes already spent a long while trying 2 drag me out of bed!

Mabel | 09:29 | 27.02.06

Sofa project and art job fone call. Lots X

Mabel | 14:49 | 27.02.06

Feelin really really crappy and miserable and down and low. How r u? X

Mabel | 14:55 | 28.02.06

Its so BEAUTIFUL

Mabel | 15:42 | 28.02.06

Just leaving l’hall, b by skip in mo. X

Mabel | 15:56 | 28.02.06

Count of 5 and we b going..not joking.


PMB | 112

00000 000 000 | 12:28 | 01.03.06

Oh michael, you simply have to see this film. ‘dead mans shoes ‘ quite hard to get hold of, worth it tho. Hopefully catch you all soon, ian.

00000 000 000 | 21:23 | 01.03.06

Hello my old phone has turned up! But I’m keeping this one and Dave’s having the old one. His number is now 00000 000 000 hope to see ya soon. Love Cat x x x

Dawn | 12:28 | 02.03.06

Day off today.

Mabel | 20:56 | 02.03.06

Still here, let know when leaving. X

Mabel | 21:44 | 02.03.06

Wil get u in bit x

Józsi | 23:23 | 02.03.06

Dude try to take a look around regarding this delivering job or something

Mabel | 09:21 | 03.03.06

C. I’m almost crying now after that message. Reason: I was bout 2 send following message- by time got 2 school was fighting urge 2 cry from sheer joy. Br(…)

Mabel | 09:28 | 03.03.06

In referring 2 drive 2 wsm part of my excitement is that its u, me and superman. Though i think he might power nap 2 ensure full working super powers! LOTS x


PMB | 113

Owen Bailey | 13:25 | 03.03.06

The trick is to go with it.anyway i had an enjoyable 2 months and she is now a good friend.so the question is wots around the corner 4 mr bailey?x

Mabel | 15:14 | 03.03.06

Straight away yes? X

Owen Bailey | 16:01 | 03.03.06

The trick is to go with it.anyway i had an enjoyable 2 months and she is now a good friend.so the question is wots around the corner 4 mr bailey?x

Stale Bread | 16:24 | 03.03.06

Hi ya dude hows u and the family? Just thought i oughta let u know my gran died on th Saturday it is 7 yrs since we went to her 80 time flies eh! I’m having them play arvo part as we walk in and out of the chapel … Such a beautiful tune woz cryin all day sat with that song on repeat must have listen 2 it a million times love u all chris and jess xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Mabel | 21:22 | 03.03.06

N! Good night? Last train? My study has turned into letter 2 eddie… Is it really awful if i watch ‘late night’ hollyoaks.. I’m gonna!!! Lots X X X X X akes amazing. Music even better! Home made tape with likes of p scream and d kitt(lucien thought he was u!) cant wait 4 drive 2 wsm, hope it sunny xxxxxxxx

Stale Bread | 19:37 | 05.03.06

Arvo part we r having it played as we walk in to the chapel and when we leave cheers dudie funeral 2moro not looking 4ward 2 it hope yr well xx

Stale Bread | 20:22 | 05.03.06

Yeah tell me about it! I think i had more money when i was on the doll! Glad 2 hear yr all okay jessica say thanx 4 her b’day card & pressie cu soon xx


PMB | 114

Z. Idiot Idiot Idiot | 22:26 | 06.03.06

Be there about 7.15

Mabel | 14:54 | 07.03.06

Lift or no lift me loverr?

Mabel | 09:08 | 08.03.06

SORRY LOTS xxxxxx

Mabel | 09:30 | 08.03.06

I LOVE YOU

Mabel | 17:13 | 08.03.06

Just leaving town. School gates about half past. x

Jos | 19:26 | 09.03.06

Geez! Can u tell me who does that singin’ in the rain remix tune coz it is really buggin’ me.

Jos | 20:07 | 09.03.06

Nice 1 geez!

00000 000 000 | 21:03 | 09.03.06

Hey. Only just got yr message, had left me phone at me folks. See ya soon I hope. X xx

00000 000 000 | 21:18 | 09.03.06

Sorry everyone but my phone number is changing again! As of Monday it will be 00000 000 000


PMB | 115

Dave’s number is 00000 000 000 lots a love Cat x x x

Mabel | 09:27 | 10.03.06

Please try hard and fone or pop into bike shop at station, ask 4 average price. 20 inch leg, prob 16 inch wheel. Lots x

Mabel | 15:59 | 10.03.06

Just paid 4 a bike at halfords. Collect tuesday. Got lucien 2 sit on. Tell all. “18r”! X

White | 11:03 | 11.03.06

Chelsea vs spurs. 12.45. Can be in town or round mine. Any takers?

Mabel | 14:07 | 12.03.06

Everything okay hunny bun, get there ok? Lots xxx

Mabel | 14:54 | 12.03.06

Just thinking. U obviously dont want 2 ride home, u’ll be knackered. But seriously I have no petrol. So. If visa donates a tenner and its not 2 late…?! X

Mabel | 16:11 | 12.03.06

Love u lots x

Ben | 17:25 | 12.03.06

Sorry about this mate, but could tell me what time im on tommorow please? Im just checking that i am actually on a 12 start!


PMB | 116

Z. Idiot Idiot Idiot | 21:06 | 12.03.06

Ok see you in morning

Z. Idiot Idiot Idiot | 21:28 | 13.03.06

No problem. See you at bbk

Owen Bailey | 13:16 | 14.03.06

Ill call after 2.

Erika Edwards | 21:37 | 14.03.06

Ah Late Junction tonight , Arvo Part’s Speigel Im Speigel! Tune in!

Z. Idiot Idiot Idiot | 11:18 | 16.03.06

Ok. Let me know when you get here

#### | 13:23 | 17.03.06

Sorry your text messaging service is currently unavailable due to insufficient funds. Please top up your account and try again

White | 19:03 | 17.03.06

Top of the morning to ya! Anyone up for hitting the town st. Patrick’s day stylee? Teacher in need of guiness and good company!

00000 000 000 | 11:40 | 18.03.06

Hello Paul! This is my mobile number and my home number is 00000 000 000 For future reference! My mum is using the phone you rang yesterday feel free to call that number if you want to chat to my Mum! Sorry to be so confusing. See you 5 ish. Cat x x x


PMB | 117

Stale Bread | 14:00 | 18.03.06

Dude o’leary has got to go! What r they playin at? Hope lucien had a lovely birthday give him a kiss from us both x x x chris

Cat | 19:25 | 18.03.06

Sorry guys… Freya is proper grumpy she’s very tired. Think we’ll have to go straight home. We should all hook up real soon though. I’ll be in touch. Lots a love Cat and Freya x x x

Cat | 09:49 | 20.03.06

Did lucien get his card.i sent it on thursday.

Aaron | 19:35 | 20.03.06

Put down yer shovel and come to see THE DEBORDS at the Bell, walcot street tonight 9pm x sexo!

Józsi | 14:22 | 21.03.06

Dude, my brain needs normal chitty-chatty not negative moron barking , so if its good for you we can repeat the routine (only light) and i could pick up the computer and give you a ridet. Morning. See the best deal for you, i ll be there at yours 8ish if its all right

T-Mobile | 18:49 | 21.03.06

Your top-up has been successful. Your balance is now 10.01

Z. Idiot Idiot Idiot | 19:25 | 21.03.06

You want a lift in the morning then?

Z. Idiot Idiot Idiot | 19:32 | 21.03.06

Ok. We will struggle through again tomorrow. Thanks for letting me know.


PMB | 118

T-Mobile | 19:38 | 21.03.06

As thanks for topping up we’ve given you £1.00 FREE credit for calls/SMS/MMS/t-zones data. Get FREE credit every time you top up until 31.03.06. Terms apply.

Mabel | 09:21 | 22.03.06

Last night i dreamt that i was asleep and fortunately naked. U came home from pub with nicoli (?!) and both started doing all sorts 2 me…we had LOTS of fun. And i wouldn’t mind being in that bed with u right now…

Heather | 12:08 | 22.03.06

Hello paul! Please can you let me know your neck size? Having the usher ties made! Love heather x

Mabel | 15:14 | 23.03.06

Wot ‘yooz’ (?!!) gonna do…walk?

Mabel | 17:38 | 23.03.06

Just leavin, s in wood way lots x x

Mabel | 09:31 | 24.03.06

Mmm… Snickers!

Mabel | 22:51 | 25.03.06

Lazy or wot! If u happen 2 get this can u bring up some h2o please next time ur heading this way? Thanks xxx

Mabel | 15:35 | 26.03.06

Luciens cheek is spiraling out of control. He just said 2 me “ur goin down baby”. I laughed all the way 2 the shop! X


PMB | 119

Mother | 23:38 | 26.03.06

Not too bad thankyou. Still had to cook though. Anne was going to but not well. Looking forward to visiting in hols. Hope you are all well. Love Mom x

Kes | 01:34 | 27.03.06

In noo york missed game but probably for the best! Take it easy see you soon maybe?!

Mabel | 15:04 | 27.03.06

Am smiling as just saw first buds of blossom… Beautiful

Mabel | 15:09 | 27.03.06

Even betteq than that i just opened a mini pack off.pastilles (contains 5) and had 1 red and 4black…my lucky day or what?!

Mabel | 15:55 | 29.03.06

Only just ate so can we eat when litlun in bed? Lots x

Mabel | 00:14 | 30.03.06

eegit

Mabel | 19:05 | 30.03.06

Hows work? Just bout 2 leave carolines. X

Erika Edwards | 19:10 | 31.03.06

Email that bird pic to ‘last.weekend@guardian.co.uk’, where, when taken and tel number. Do it! X


PMB | 120

Mabel | 12:30 | 05.04.06

I’s be bac ‘ome me lurve…x

Mabel | 17:38 | 05.04.06

Does yow know wot i b longing 4? A nice hot brew of peppermint… know wot i mean!?! X

Mabel | 19:54 | 05.04.06

Lift or cycling? X

Józsi | 23:59 | 05.04.06

Thanks i ll bring a little big ben for you 

Mabel | 13:47 | 06.04.06

Have u mentioned the tractor to denise? Do it! Am having crazy ideas with regardsour new sofa!?! X

Mabel | 11:34 | 07.04.06

I will apologise if u think about things u say 2 me most weeks. U’ve been telling me i piss u off 4 years. Also, how often do u assist me immediately when i ask?

Cat | 18:06 | 08.04.06

Thanks for askin but I not been feeling too good the last couple of days. Think I’ll be mostly staying in drinking honey and lemon! X x x

Owen Bailey | 12:34 | 11.04.06

Can u put thoughs new yr photos on disk 4 me,so i can take them back with me.i only really need 2 shots…. 1,me and chris i need that for my web site so thats real important.2, the shot of me and mabel cuz it’s a real nice 1.x


PMB | 121

Owen Bailey | 12:45 | 11.04.06

Your phone is shit! No joke,I need just 2 photos,ill even bring the disk,need 1 of me and chris for web site.i want the pic of me and mabel cuz its cool.please.x

Owen Bailey | 15:31 | 11.04.06

At yours 4 about 1.15 .

Jos | 20:14 | 11.04.06

Nice 1 geez!

Mabel | 20:57 | 11.04.06

Lots x

Mabel | 00:25 | 12.04.06

Goodnight n LOTS x

Owen Bailey | 12:42 | 12.04.06

On the train to yours now b the 1.15

Mila | 20:48 | 12.04.06

Hi,we r in the porter with ashley.there is some band playing.you guys should comehere,ashlea wants to see you. ď Š Hope to see you later on tonight

Mabel | 23:51 | 12.04.06

Grand night? Lots x


PMB | 122

Mabel | 01:40 | 13.04.06

I’m on ur side if ur gonna come kiss me?! x

Stale Bread | 15:58 | 13.04.06

Sorry i went so early dude woke up early felt shit so i got jess 2 pick me b4 she went 2 work thanks 4 a wicked nite cu soon mayb brum v villa xxx

Stale Bread | 16:05 | 13.04.06

Yeah it woz fukin ace i cant believe we’ve known each other for so long. Good 2c mr kidd e aint changed a bit what a wicked bunch of fellas we r! X

Mabel | 18:04 | 13.04.06

Here x

Józsi | 18:52 | 13.04.06

Whats up dude? Hows things? You working on the weekend?

Mabel | 19:06 | 13.04.06

Headin home x

Owen Bailey | 23:05 | 14.04.06

Send the light pic quick cos we r changing the site very soon.we need all the stuff together so we can work out wot we got.x

Owen Bailey | 23:08 | 14.04.06

Email it.send it as a jpeg cuz its goin on the net.


PMB | 123

Z. Idiot Idiot Idiot | 10:00 | 15.04.06

Ok. Will let bbk know. See you at 2

Stale Bread | 14:18 | 16.04.06

Go on the villa dude they r stayin up now! O’leary has still gotta go x x x enjoy ur day say happy easter 2 Luc x x x

Mabel | 18:07 | 16.04.06

FASTER

Z. Idiot Idiot Idiot | 09:29 | 18.04.06

Need to give you another day off, forgot the bank holiday. Take tomorrow off as well as today. Is that ok? Text me and let me know. Alan

Mabel | 09:34 | 18.04.06

Im really not ready 4 all this BOLLOCKS. Plus im feeling slightly dizzy again‌ I think im allergic 2 my job! Good luck at the cab. LOTS x

Mabel | 14:59 | 18.04.06

Where u at and wot u up 2?

Owen Bailey | 11:24 | 19.04.06

Thanks 4 the photos but is there another 1 of me and mabel cuz it dont look as good as i thought.im gonna 4ward a text from kidd.

Owen Bailey | 11:25 | 19.04.06

Mate it was wicked were so good all together even after all this time meeting was definitely fate ! Get brown and chris to text me so i have there number please


PMB | 124

Mabel | 11:35 | 19.04.06

BEGIN:VCARD N:Heather TEL:00000 000 000 END:VCARD

Mabel | 11:55 | 19.04.06

27 or 29 which ever is Friday in july x

Owen Bailey | 17:46 | 19.04.06

Like your pics,not sure if they will work on the site.the prob at the mo is that u havnt sent them or it is that cant get um.its real odd,i can look at them but

Owen Bailey | 17:50 | 19.04.06

They wont save.it says they r 0.05mb which is a lot less than an image file should be.try sendin again.

Mabel | 09:30 | 20.04.06

We should go 2 ur moms the w’end after ur bday, wada u say? Lots xXx

Mabel | 19:01 | 20.04.06

Soz honey pie I was just makin a cuppa 4 my guest when u called!

Owen Bailey | 15:50 | 21.04.06

Thanks 4 photos.u have to check out my space 4 many reasons 1 of them is that u can check out hot chicks from all over the world.im on there.x


PMB | 125

White | 18:20 | 21.04.06

Yes. Probably tomorrow would be better ye fecking pisshead feck.

White | 19:50 | 21.04.06

Probably won’t be out in bath till gone 10. Minibus doing a pub trip. Let me know where you folks are. X x x x

White | 22:17 | 21.04.06

In the farmhouse with vincent rosa and the crew. What the hell ya doing?

White | 10:45 | 22.04.06

Any interest in spurs vs goners at 12.45?

Mabel | 10:55 | 22.04.06

Stayed 4 cuppa, just getting bread then home.

Stale Bread | 11:11 | 23.04.06

Hi ya dudie went 2 c iron & wine last nite at the academy totally blew me away dude i’ve never heard one man and a guitar sound so powerful amazing! X

Józsi | 14:11 | 23.04.06

I am off today and i ll go to bath to patricks in the evening to pick up my rec letter for inter. So we should get together maybe for chitty chatty but i gotta drive back so now really light

Stale Bread | 18:03 | 23.04.06

Yeah he truly is dude without a doubt! Whats ya address x x x


PMB | 126

Stale Bread | 18:06 | 23.04.06

Nice one dudie i will put sum in the post to ya this wk x x

Mabel | 09:22 | 24.04.06

Morning. Please dont 4get 2 pay littlewoods £25. lots x

Stone | 09:22 | 24.04.06

Boy brown ! Only got back sunday from lebanon. You want to meet up this week ?

Stale Bread | 11:58 | 24.04.06

Dude do u still get yer green off glen? If u do have u got his number tryin 2 get hold of sum 2day x x x nice 1.

Józsi | 13:43 | 24.04.06

Dude i called in sick so you know the story you didnt see me yesterday. I might call in sick tomm as well sickday time! Thanks

Stale Bread | 14:51 | 24.04.06

Cheers dudie do ya know if e’s working at bailbrook today? No worries if u dont x x x cu soon ur nearly a yr older ha ha !!!

Mabel | 14:54 | 24.04.06

IMPORTANT: did u pay my bill? X

Blythe | 15:03 | 24.04.06

Life’s ace at the mo thanks mr brown, great 2 hear from u! Just been away for my birthday 2 a cool little cottage on Exmoor, 2 more weeks of easter holidays then exams then finished uni 4 3 months (love being a student!). How’s the family any u? May c u 4 vincent’s b’day at end of month? Hope so x


PMB | 127

Mabel | 21:55 | 24.04.06

Only rang 2 ask lift or bike? Safe journeying xXx

Mabel | 16:42 | 25.04.06

Will i record the footie 4 ye?!

Mabel | 17:23 | 25.04.06

How and when u wally

Mother | 18:39 | 25.04.06

Just noticed your txt , CHEEK! All well here! All at work as well,brilliant! Hope to see you around your birthday? X

Mabel | 09:24 | 26.04.06

A big GOOD LUCK at the c.a.b honey.? And get scanning that job paper and make calls TODAY! I love U x

Mabel | 14:25 | 26.04.06

Getting lucien, earache and weepy

Stale Bread | 16:41 | 26.04.06

Sent ur cd 2day dudie i’ve put one on there that u’ve already got the 1st 1 but they work quite cool 2gether so it seemed wrong leavin it off enjoy x

Mother | 21:19 | 26.04.06

By the way did you have to look up that big word you used. He! he! X


PMB | 128

Mabel | 09:25 | 27.04.06

Lazy bones! Text when u get 2 shithole if u workin mon. Take my glasses next 2 back door 4 cycle. LOTS x

Józsi | 16:57 | 27.04.06

I got the job! So no more guiness and slacking in the henry talbot  dont tell anyone yet please, wanna organize a fascinating leaving do not light!

Mabel | 21:40 | 27.04.06

Bed. Shattered. Sorry. Lots. Go safely. x

Mabel | 07:14 | 28.04.06

Do you know s’thing? Alan is a knob, u get in at 11 and then get up at half 5, thats not right honey, cant u have a word? Soz if doesnt make sense, just woken. Good morning my love xxx

Mabel | 08:00 | 28.04.06

What, on the doorstep?! Of course, got harry p date with lucien b4 returning it 2moro. Morrisons later will get a bottle. Lots x

Mabel | 15:06 | 28.04.06

R u goin straight out 2moro, wot time u in sunday? I can drop u 2moro, we going 2 m’sons. Want a lift?

Owen Bailey | 15:36 | 28.04.06

Its getting there.your pic hasnt been used.we put 3 ideas into final and yours came 2nd but it did help us come with an idea from it….

Owen Bailey | 15:40 | 28.04.06

Chris got punched at work the other day,by sum nutter.its been along week,i did 14 hour on


PMB | 129

monday,so glad its friday.x

Owen Bailey | 15:41 | 28.04.06

I need info on that postcard thang.

Mabel | 13:05 | 30.04.06

I just found a mark on my neck that wont wash off‌any thing to do with u mr loverman?!

Mabel | 19:34 | 30.04.06

Just finishing grub, leave in 5, wil cal when there x

Stale Bread | 20:40 | 30.04.06

Have u got the cd yet? And have u got the padlock that i had 4 my bike went to use it 2nite and its gone didn’t know if u had used it at lomont? xx

Jack | 21:44 | 30.04.06

Right now i am in the pub trying to do a RUBIC cube wrecked i love you mate i miss you

Jack | 21:52 | 30.04.06

Sod ISNT it to be honest im really happy i have killed life and now i just want to be normal failed my test next one is next week keep it real dude x x

Mabel | 14:55 | 01.05.06

Finishin bout 5, prob go for a drink. Having fun? 2 times lots x x

Stale Bread | 00:21 | 02.05.06

Cheers dudie proud of that one myself xxx


PMB | 130

Mabel | 09:21 | 03.05.06

PLEASE sort some mirrors b4 work. Lots x

Owen Bailey | 17:35 | 04.05.06

Just tried both but the uk one isnt up and running and im not even sure wot the other .com is about.please throw sum light on it?

Owen Bailey | 17:39 | 04.05.06

I think they r just rebuilding the site.ill keep checkin.nice 1.x

Jos | 20:49 | 04.05.06

Yeah! & i look younger

Mabel | 07:14 | 05.05.06

GREAT SEX

Ben | 22:08 | 05.05.06

Seeing its a sunday, if u want to swap shifts, give us a holla!

Mabel | 19:42 | 06.05.06

Just leavimg morrisons 2 get b back in bout half hr. Lots x

Ben | 20:25 | 06.05.06

Dya meen u on a 12?

Ben | 20:35 | 06.05.06

Sorry to say this, ive just heard my old mate from rugby got a dislocated neck! I need to c him 2morow! Im sorry m8!


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Ben | 21:12 | 06.05.06

Im sorry 4 putting a bomb shell on, but i cant see u being 18, being 18, being 2 bad!

Mabel | 21:52 | 06.05.06

Leavin in a sec!

Mabel | 17:54 | 07.05.06

Sorry just leaving

Mabel | 14:55 | 08.05.06

Mot number please m8 x

Mabel | 18:16 | 08.05.06

Skip!

Mabel | 07:36 | 09.05.06

Bye then moody.

Mabel | 11:22 | 09.05.06

WARNING: cake back in house, luc and i off 2 town briefly after school. Love u lots, have a good day, say hello 2 leanne if u c her. X

Leanne Hill | 15:39 | 09.05.06

I was lazy and got the bus today! Catch ya L x

Leanne Hill | 16:06 | 09.05.06

Argh you bugger L


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Mabel | 16:39 | 09.05.06

Headin home need money 2 get tyre please. Speedy speedy! X

Mother | 17:24 | 09.05.06

Oh how disappointing. I was going to txt you later anyway. Anne and Gemma both working, so all good here! Abi moved to new house,it’s lovely. Steve and Jenny have splint up. Did you know? You all ok? X

Jos | 19:20 | 09.05.06

Geez! Did u watch any of that blue e?

Mother | 01:13 | 11.05.06 th

HAPPY 30 BIRTHDAY PAUL. You were born around this time,so i thought i’d disturb you! Much love Mom x

Jos | 07:31 | 11.05.06 th

Alright geez! Happy 30 , c u Saturday.

Owen Bailey | 08:57 | 11.05.06

Happy birthday browney boy.c ya sat.

00000 000 000 | 09:27 | 11.05.06

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Hope u have a good day! I got a car yesterday and drove to work this morning WOO! How good is that XxX

Józsi | 09:44 | 11.05.06

Finally you grew up!! Welcome in the club! Happy birthday!!!


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Cig Rette | 15:33 | 11.05.06

happy birthday to you stick ya head down the loo if u taste it dont waste happy birthday to u! hope your having an ace day love amber and sean xxx

Erika Edwards | 19:19 | 11.05.06 th

Happy 30 mister! Hope u r having a bloody good one ! All the best x

Alfie Simmons | 20:29 | 11.05.06

Happy birthday dude! Hope you don’t feel too old. Word up homeboy.

Kidd | 09:07 | 12.05.06

Happy belated big 30 mate send you the pic of bath today hope you had fun say hi to the family

Ben V Bore | 11:04 | 12.05.06

Vats a no go m8, im meeting up with some old school buddys i aint seen in a while!

Owen Bailey | 00:17 | 13.05.06

Is that the new nick name‌. little mo.

Mabel | 11:52 | 13.05.06

Have u thanked amby n sean 4 ur pressies? 00000 000 000 lots x

00000 000 000 | 14:02 | 13.05.06

Happy birthday paul for 2 days late .You old bugger lol

00000 000 000 | 14:03 | 13.05.06

Jason lol


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Owen Bailey | 14:07 | 13.05.06

We r leavin at 3ish,get to yours,book a cab or train, meet chris in a pub in bath at 8ish,call u tell u where we r then u meet us from work.iv got the little uns.

Owen Bailey | 14:13 | 13.05.06

We will have to get 2 cabs…ill go to the cab place by yours.isnt the bar by moles better than the bell?

Jay | 14:30 | 13.05.06

Paul age is just a number .Its how you feel is more importent .I feel young & i think you do to.Happy 30 my bro

Owen Bailey | 14:35 | 13.05.06

Be ready 4 8 ill get up picked up 1 way or another.

White | 20:35 | 13.05.06

Supposed to be meeting jon at the pig at 8.30 but i’m going to see him after a pizza. He has no mobile… White

White | 22:37 | 13.05.06

You still out?

Mabel | 23:37 | 13.05.06

Good night? LOTS xx

Jos | 23:01 | 14.05.06

Geez! I may have a real business idea 4 u. How do u fancy opening a market stall in bath. U run it & i’ll supply stock.


PMB | 135

Jos | 23:20 | 14.05.06

Geez! We need a serious chat tomorrow. Its not a coffee shop but you’ll be your own boss & there’s less risk.

Mabel | 09:19 | 15.05.06

I’m ready 2 go back 2 bed already… Another early night mister? X

Mabel | 12:48 | 15.05.06

Better day or r u grumpier?.. I’m teasing! x

Mabel | 15:59 | 15.05.06

Wot time u home honey pie?

Jos | 22:33 | 15.05.06

Geez! I’ve just purchased a load of that stuff. I’m gonna try & sell some @ work & some @ car boots.

Owen Bailey | 09:00 | 16.05.06

Iv read it and i enjoyed ,id like to read more.its a little too descriptive 4 my taste,i like my imagination to have things suggested to it,thats your style and not..

Owen Bailey | 09:03 | 16.05.06

…a bad thing.i know that if id read it as a book i would have read it to the end.so lets get the rest done.x

Mabel | 08:17 | 17.05.06

Made the blimen train! Spare tyre outof boot pump tyres and add some oil. Good day honey xXx


PMB | 136

Mabel | 08:33 | 17.05.06

Please text me the number 4 the garage just in case, also please check everything like the lights and defo do some oil. We cant afford 2 fail again and I hav SHIT start. Hope ur meet n greets go ok. LOTS xxx

Mabel | 10:33 | 17.05.06

Wot a shitty day. Late 4 work. Just made school. Nightmare 2 do with delivery. And 2 top it off lucien wouldnt kiss me bye cos hes not talking 2 me. Fuckine 2 leave the second i get home. Then keep ur fingers crossed! X

Mabel | 11:05 | 17.05.06

Did u do e’thing I requested poopa? X

Mabel | 15:36 | 17.05.06

Keep yow fingers crossed! X

Stone | 15:56 | 17.05.06

Boy brown, you in town tonite to watch big game ? I am gonna be in assembly from 7.30 cheers me old mucker

Mabel | 16:37 | 17.05.06

I’m on my way to the train station

Stone | 18:28 | 17.05.06

Rockin

Owen Bailey | 10:23 | 18.05.06

Has the t shirt come yet?


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Owen Bailey | 11:59 | 18.05.06

Who knows its urs!

Owen Bailey | 14:58 | 18.05.06

Shit! Send it to me as quick as poss,ill sort it out.

White | 23:01 | 18.05.06

Yes. Quite possibly. Good to see gooner tears last night.

Mabel | 09:18 | 19.05.06

Whata brief spell in wsm has 2 offer- charity shops, laughter and weed‌ But then again some1 needs 2 stay with cake! LOTS x x x

Mabel | 11:13 | 19.05.06

The sun is starting 2 shine on us. Apparently the tax man has a nice little rebate 4 me, do nay know how much but at least 2006 is showing signs of impronna new..) and fit 4 spring drives. PLEASE. lots x

Mabel | 11:13 | 19.05.06

I know. Own stuff 2 do. But. Just quickly, randomly click on 90 mins worth of music 4 the car: Guerillas, iron and wine, jose, anything not 2 sleepy (joaving!?! X

#### | 14:41 | 19.05.06

Sorry your text messaging service is currently unavailable due to insufficient funds. Please top up your account and try again

Jos | 23:36 | 19.05.06

Wicked man


PMB | 138

Mabel | 00:30 | 20.05.06

LOTS xxxxx

Mabel | 19:33 | 20.05.06

Im ready 4 u big boy‌

Jos | 12:28 | 21.05.06

Geez! The sun & the mirror r both doing a world cup dreamteam. I’m going 2 do both, fancy getting whooped again?

Mabel | 03:33 | 22.05.06

Lots x

Mabel | 09:25 | 23.05.06

Mornin. Hope feelin better my love? Just 2 remind u 2 ask 4 next tue and thur off, can u get an answer 2day b4 some1 else gets them? Have a good day, lots x

Owen Bailey | 13:33 | 23.05.06

Have u sent your t shirt back yet?

T-Mobile | 16:38 | 26.05.06

Your top-up has been successful. Your balance is now 10.05

Owen Bailey | 17:47 | 27.05.06

Fathers and sons nursing there guns under the shade of the plum trees.a guy on the news said that, without realizing how coolit sounds

Jon Appleyard | 11:11 | 28.05.06

Geez you doing that acid at work you crazy loon


PMB | 139

Mabel | 13:27 | 28.05.06

Not yet. Now get back 2 work u unshaven yob! x

Mabel | 15:23 | 28.05.06

Lucien’s the most precious thing in the whole universe. But i know you know that. X

Mabel | 17:08 | 28.05.06

How am i s’posed 2 write 2000 words when ur son is following me everywhere and will only stop talking to sing… I think i’m going insane…

Mabel | 18:39 | 28.05.06

38 inches… now get punching that baboon!

Jos | 18:53 | 29.05.06

What sort of feckin name is that?. You don’t stand a chance geez.

Mabel | 19:45 | 29.05.06

B back in a mo but if u get this please get tape ready 2 record an hour 4 lucien- bill oddie! Minute x

Jessica | 17:27 | 30.05.06

No way, sounds ace, ill search it out, ps when r u having us round 4 dinner, u know we cant cook! We’ll bring the wine X X X

Mabel | 18:50 | 30.05.06

Jusj heading 2 bertha x x

Józsi | 20:07 | 30.05.06

We are gunna kick your ass big time, no chance!!


PMB | 140

#### | 11:45 | 31.05.06

If you text more than call, new T – Mobile Text Appeal PAYG plan could be for you. only 3p a text! Dial ### for details. To halt these texts send stop to #####

#### | 13:57 | 31.05.06

Unable to send message. Please check the destination telephone number and try again. Note all national UK mobile numbers now start with 07.

Jessica | 20:48 | 31.05.06

Baby u can drive my car beep beep beep beep yeah! I passed by the way gonna try and make it 2 the bell 2moro nite but i mite b looking at sum cars wit ma dad xx

Mabel | 14:52 | 01.06.06

Dont 4 get to set video 4 dave. Love u x

Mabel | 23:09 | 01.06.06

Ya train…

Mabel | 00:25 | 02.06.06

I LOVE U 2 lots x

Mabel | 01:27 | 02.06.06

Been by myself 4 half hour, s’pose i’ll turn in in a bit? Enjoying wine and music tho… and solitary at precise mo’ is perfect but i’m missing u. LOTS x x x x x

Mabel | 15:03 | 02.06.06

Woo hoo 5 of the eggs survived and the swan and her signets are back. Oh, the beast of bodmin bug from last house is in this 1!


PMB | 141

Mabel | 20:00 | 02.06.06

Ten min

Mabel | 10:01 | 03.06.06

79 for my latest essay… Woo hoo

Erika Edwards | 16:45 | 03.06.06

I’ll post £20 to you, soz i forgot this am!

Mabel | 13:09 | 05.06.06

4 safety reasons im gonna tell u we r entering solsbury hill via tobys way. I love u xXx

Jos | 22:13 | 05.06.06

How come you’ve listed ur roses cd?

Jos | 22:39 | 05.06.06

Start from scratch


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Mabel | 09:18 | 06.06.06

Made it in safe. Lucien excited ur bike coming. I LOVE U x x x x

Erika Edwards | 11:02 | 06.06.06

Aye first thing today!

Mabel | 11:45 | 06.06.06

If any chance u can pick lucien up give me a bel at work ….. U could hang out in the park 4 a couple of hours and get bike in car! X

Mabel | 11:46 | 06.06.06

Call mob..

Erika Edwards | 13:01 | 06.06.06

What the… There must be some mistake?! That amount is obscene, surely that’s their fault!

Mabel | 09:24 | 07.06.06

What about george for a girl? x


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The last of all my friends to buy a mobile phone, always intrigued by the succinct, instantaneity of text messages, I wrote down every message received verbatim for the period of a year, a month and a day, spanning from 05.05.05 until 06.06.06, published them in a single physical magazine the following year and gave it away. Depressed and restless, broke some months back in England and with a gnawing sense of being lost in the world, of having made the wrong choice, I passed from one decade of life to another. Ten years later and now leaving my thirties for my forties, I look upon the recorded texts the way I look upon the handwritten letters in dusty shoe boxes that came before. They represent an intensity of feeling that still takes me by surprise along with spasms of regret and pride and even of wonderment that such emotions were ever expressed at all. I struggle to recognize some of the main characters, myself included. With almost no internal memory by comparison to modern phones, I wrote down the texts on any paper at hand before erasing them from the phone. Shortly after June 2006, my first ever mobile deteriorated into regularly chopping messages and attaching segments to different conversations, as seen toward the end of the project. To the frustration of some, I admired the very human errors it made occasionally in processing texts, until it began to ascribe incoming messages to different people entirely, which seemed like the natural end to the basic phone’s usefulness. Describing a scene whilst at the bar, dad once told me about the stranger next to him who called his name in a kind of cautious surprise. It took some moments to realize that the stranger was someone from the past. Someone he hadn’t seen in decades, but at one time a close friend. He was shocked at the sudden jolting notion of enough time having passed to fade a once familiar face into obscurity. Dismissing this as a teenager, I felt strongly that this kind of thing could never happen to me in true adulthood, before eventually grasping with the same surprise at the bar that friends are like accidents you slowly recover from.

Š 2016 PAUL MICHAEL BROWNE


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