MADLIB: ON THE GARDEN GRIND While drinking my morning ________ and gazing out of my back window, I was (liquid)
___________ to see that my once-beautiful garden was now _________. I had (adj.)
(emotion -ed)
_______ and weeded for ___________, but to no avail. My beets were _________, (verb -ed)
(length of time)
(adj.)
my carrots were hardly _________, and don’t even get me started on the state of (adj.)
my ________. I asked my friend ____________ to come over and _______. He/ (noun)
(person in room)
HOME & GARDEN WORDSEARCH BANDAID BEES BIRDS BUDS COMPOST DIRTY
DOGHOUSE EGGROLL FERTILE FURNISH HARVEST HOE
HOMIE PUSSYCAT RECIPE SEASONAL SOILED
(verb)
She is a _________ major; (s)he knows what (s)he’s doing. Mere minutes after (hobbie)
we began, __________ exclaimed “Holy ________! Doesn’t this turnip look like (same person)
(noun)
___________?”“No,” I replied _______. “That looks more like ________.”We worked (religious figure)
(adverb)
(celebrity)
for ________ more hours and by the end of the day, my _________ was aching, (number)
(body part)
my legs were _______ from kneeling, and my hands were ________ from exertion. (color)
(adj.)
The fruits of our labor were obvious: my kale was _________, my tomatoes were (verb –ing)
_________. Hell, even my watermelons were _________. I ________ rose from the (verb –ing)
(adj.)
(adverb)
brambles, raised my __________ in the air and screamed, “_________! This is my (body part)
(exclamation)
garden, ______________!” I took _________’s ________in mine and we went back (same person)
(term of endearment)
(body part)
inside to drink _____________ and eat _______ with _____________ on our faces. (alcoholic beverage)
(food)
(facial expression – pl.)
Damn, it feels good to be a ___________. (profession)
UO Football team likes to get high.
Ducks After Dark showing some pretty chill movies on Thursdays.
ASUO President Ben Eckstein fights for our right to party, successfully stops City Council’s crack down on drunk parties from passing.
MAD RESPECT
C T R U M Infamous LTD/ shaven nutsack guy is now wearing South Eugene a tutu. High School girls softball has difficult season. Bake sale held in front of Duck Store.
UO faculty are now in a union.
Cascadia Forest Defenders occupy the trees to protest the Goose Project timber sale near McKenzie Bridge. really tying the room together since 1989 25