Am I In A Relationship? Between the blur of blind dates, easy summer hookups and long, , , hard winters, it s hard to tell if you re with someone for real - or just real quick. This handy quiz may not help you find a mate, but it might help you define your Facebook status. 1. How well do you know your love interest’s bedroom? a) I helped choose the decor. b) Extremely well... through night vision goggles from a legally mandated distance of 500 feet. c) I remember the ceiling fan blocks the mirror. d) You mean he/she has a bedroom?
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2. Whenever you bring someone home from a bar, they usually... a) Kick the babysitter a few extra bucks for being so late. b) Kick out the car window and run to safety. c) Kick open the door and drag you upstairs. d) Kick the previous night’s partner out of bed.
3. When you look at your married friends, you sigh and think... a) “It’s about time.” b) “Maybe someday.” c) “Did I really sleep with them all?” d) “Did I really sleep with them all last night?” 4. “I love you” is to your vocabulary as... a) Spice is to life b) Snow is to summertime c) Grease is to wheels d) Kryptonite is to Superman 5. In this day and age, practicing safe sex demands… a) A constant diet of Cialis and romance novels to protect your chances of getting lucky. b) Constantly clearing the history on your roommate’s computer. c) Constantly erasing texts/phone calls to cover your tracks. d) Constantly checking your bed frame for structural damage. 6. The best kiss I ever had was... a) Back on the day we first met. b) Back in elementary school. c) Backed up in a stairwell below the Exit sign. d) Back to front then front to back.