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Men are like horoscopes: They always tell you what to do, and they are always wrong. Men are like computers: Hard to figure out and never have enough memory. Q: What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend ? A: I love every bone in your body !
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Man 1: My son is not listening to anything I say. Man 2: Is he so adamnant? Man 1: No, he is deaf
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving.
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Girl: Mom, today the teacher beat me for something that I didn't do. Mother: That's very bad of your teacher. What was it that you didn't do? Girl: The homework.
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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts." The doctor asks, "What do you mean?" The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts." The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger!"
By: Jone, Aitor, Daniela and Asier