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Soup handcrafted soups are served with gluten-free multi-grain crackers or appropriate chips Cup $3.99 Bowl $5.49 *** to make soup a complete meal... add fresh fruit, side of the day or a side salad for an additional $2.29 *** to substitute a cup of soup for the side with a sandwich, add an additional $2

Funky Beginnings

3 cheeses/2 kinds of peppers/1 great taste… poblanos & jalapenos are blended with cheddar, goat, & cream cheeses, spices, & fresh cilantro; served warm with tortilla chips $4.99

Salads all salads are served with appropriate crackers or chips & a mini cookie Dressing Choices: House Pesto, Maple Balsamic, NEW: Sriracha Ranch, Bleu Cheese, Raspberry Vinaigrette, Country Fresh Buttermilk, & Fat-Free Herb

Extra dressing charge: 50 cents a close relative of First Lady Barbara Bush’s FAC menu choice: an avocado half filled with lemon tarragon chicken salad; presented on mixed greens, sided with fresh fruit & choice of dressing... again, a noteworthy choice $8.99 red quinoa, dried cranberries, dried apricots, & green onions are tossed & dressed with lemon-cumin vinaigrette, topped with toasted almonds & avocado pieces; served on a bed of mixed greens... plentiful flavors in this salad $7.99 *add roasted chicken breast for add’l $2.49, small salmon portion for add’l $5, or large salmon portion for add’l $8.50

mixed greens ringed with mandarin oranges, topped with bleu cheese, pecans & chicken salad; side with choice of dressing & you’ve got something delicious... $7.99 without chicken salad (vegetarian) $6.49 with roasted chicken breast instead of chicken salad $8.99 two warm goat cheese cakes are served atop a mountain of fresh spinach with dried cranberries, purple onion, & toasted pecans; dressed with Black Forest maple dressing... your tastebuds’ll be alive with the taste of this one ... $9.99 *add roasted chicken breast for add’l $2.49, small salmon portion for add’l $5, or large salmon portion for add’l $8.50

pearl couscous is tossed with black & green olives, sundried tomatoes, & red onion, dressed with a pomegranate/orange vinaigrette; served on fresh spinach & topped with feta $7.99 *add roasted chicken breast for add’l $2.49, small salmon portion for add’l $5, or large salmon portion for add’l $8.50

our signature dish... salmon grilled our way, finished with maple-soy lacquer, served on mixed greens with fresh cucumber slices, & sided with dill-sour cream sauce $11.99 our specialty: homemade all-white meat chicken salad mixed with a sprinkling of pecans &

green onions; served on mixed greens & sided with fresh fruit & dressing choice


mixed greens topped with turkey, mozzarella, bacon, red onion, banana peppers, & Italian croutons; sided with tomato wedges & FAC Pesto Dressing $7.99 udon noodles are dressed with garlicky peanut dressing, served on mixed greens, then topped with alfalfa sprouts, shredded carrot, green onion, cucumber, & peanuts $7.49 *add small salmon portion for add’l $5, or large salmon portion for add’l $8.50

shrimp, shredded carrot, green onion, & crisp wonton strips are served atop mixed greens; sided with a crisp lemon ginger dressing $8.99 fresh spinach is topped with red onion slivers, Andouille slices, & goat cheese crumbles; sided with shallot balsamic vinaigrette $7.99

Sandwiches & Wraps all sandwiches are served with side of the day, fresh fruit or kettle-style potato chips... choice of sandwich bread: wheatberry or white, unless otherwise specified; a honey whole wheat tortilla is used for wraps

a traditional Reuben, made with lean corned beef, swiss, & fresh sauerkraut with 1000 island on rye bread; served with a kosher pickle spear, on the side, of course $7.99 a different kind of “burger”: pumpkin, wild rice, corn, jalapeno, cilantro & jack cheese; served on a whole wheat bun with chipotle sour cream spread, avocado, lettuce & tomato... scrumptious & good for you... $7.99 smoked ham sandwich is dressed with Dijon mustard, mayo, & a creamy pimiento cheese spread; finished with lettuce & tomato… a sandwich you’d eat on the back porch $7.99 FAC lavender peach salsa, mayo, turkey, swiss, & lettuce are swaddled in a honey wheat wrap... relax & enjoy lunch $7.99 strips of Bacon, slices of avocado, Lettuce, fresh Tomato & swiss cheese are dressed with FAC Spicy Ranch Dressing in a honey wheat wrap... a BLT like no other... $7.99 cheddar & cream cheese mixed with fresh jalapenos, garlic, & southwest seasonings take this grilled cheese sandwich south of the border $7.49 a honey wheat wrap filled with pepper jack, avocado, shredded carrot, black beans, corn, lettuce, tomato, alfalfa sprouts, & red onion… all dressed with FAC Spicy Ranch $7.99 pulled pork done the Alabama way: simmered with brown sugar, garlic, & spices; served on a

whole wheat roll & finished with a white sauce… no tomatoes here


Thin-sliced roast beef, roasted red pepper, red onion, spinach, feta, dressed with garlic mayonnaise in honey wheat wrap… lots of flavor… lots of bravado…


Halfsies & Wholesies one of our specialities... served with lettuce & tomato, dressed with mayo... Whole $7.99 Half $5.99 handcrafted... real cheese... real flavor... served with lettuce & tomato  Whole $6.99 Half $4.99

Warm & Wonderful Things tender shrimp & fresh mushrooms are mixed into a wild rice blend then finished with a light white wine sauce; served with a side salad & choice of dressing $8.99 layers of chicken, tortillas, & a creamy spinach sour cream sauce, topped with monterrey jack, make this an FAC favorite; served with a side salad & choice of dressing $7.99 lean beef is seasoned with onion & southwest seasonings & topped with a cornmeal crust & cheddar cheese; served with a side salad & choice of dressing $7.99 chicken & Andouille in a Cajun cream sauce is crowned with a hush puppy/buttermilk biscuit topping… gator wrestlin’ good; served with a side salad & choice of dressing $7.99

This menu is offered with accurate points information applicable to a nationally recognized weight management program. These are the only menu items for which this information can be supplied. Enjoy!

Whittler Beginning this Middle Eastern snack is prepared with sundried tomatoes & served with fresh vegetable crudite (5pts)


Whittler Salads, Wraps, Etc. a whole wheat tortilla is spread with bleu cheese/cream cheese spread then topped with turkey, spinach, & diced apple; sided with fresh fruit (7 pts) $6.99

flaky salmon is mixed with capers, red onion, celery & mayonnaise then rolled up with lettuce in a whole wheat tortilla; sided with fresh fruit (6pts) $6.99

diced chicken is tossed with rice & sauteed shallots then dressed in zesty lemon dressing; served atop mixed greens & sided with fresh fruit (6pts) $7.99 the first cousin to the FAC Sound of Music Salad: two goat cheese cakes served atop mixed greens & cherub tomatoes; sided with shallot vinaigrette (8pts) $7.99 tender shrimp & chicken are simmered with tomato, bell pepper, & onion then tossed with brown rice; served with a side salad & fat-free vinaigrette (6pts) $7.99 chicken, black beans, & corn are baked with cornmeal, enchilada sauce & topped with cheddar cheese; served with a side salad & fat-free vinaigrette (8pts) $7.99

Sweet Treats

fresh peach slices are spiced with cinnamon & brown sugar then topped with buttery streusel; served warm & topped with whipped topping (6pts) $2.99 tangy lemon sorbet is served atop seasonal fresh fruit (5pts)


Wine Offerings FAC House Wines (California) Cabernet Sauvignon


by the glass... $6

by the bottle… $20

Savignon Blanc (Anderra-California) $6 glass / $24 btl Red (A Mano Primitivo; Italy) $8.50 glass / $28 btl Torrentes (Medrano; Argentina) $20 btl Chardonnay (Jean Leon; Spain) $20 btl Moscato (La Passione; Italy) $20 btl Pink Merlot Moscato (Caposaldo; Italy) $25 btl Tempranillo (Senor Sierra; Spain) $20 btl Cabernet Reserve (Carmenet; California) $20 btl

Pinot Noir (Wild Horse; California)

$35 btl

Beer Offerings* Cooper’s Extra Stout Pedernales Hefenwiesen Lobo Negro St. Arnold’s Amber Goose Island IPA Woodchuck Amber Bud Light (Waist Whittler: 4pts)

Beer Bucket choose 5 assorted beers *ask about other seasonal beers 

Specialty Italian Sodas Italian Sodas can be made using a single flavor also (strawberry, cherry, lemon, etc.) Pink Flamingo strawberry/apple/lemon/banana Strawberry Lime Twist Very Berry raspberry/blackberry Raspberry Daisy raspberry/lemon Strawberry Daisy strawberry/lemon Create an Italian Cream Soda by requesting cream to be added to an Italian Soda

Italian Soda


Italian Cream Soda


Café Reservations **Reservations for lunch can be made. Due to the seating capacity of the Cafe, reservations can only be held for 15 minutes past the requested time, no exceptions. After that time, the reservation will be released. Therefore, we ask those making reservations to plan their day accordingly to allow for prompt arrival at the Cafe. **For groups of over 15 guests, we suggest reservations in advance as soon as possible & pre-ordering 2 days prior. Since many of our guests are visitors to the area, pre-ordering allows the Cafe to serve guests quickly, giving them time to relax & enjoy their dining experience with us & to enjoy Downtown Brenham. Custom off-menu meals can be created for your group. Please contact the Cafe through the website: to request more information.

Thank you for choosing Funky Art Cafe as your dining destination. We hope to see you again soon. Let Funky Art Cafe & Catering / Adams 205 cater your next special event... contact us at 979.836.5220 or through our website at and, as always... Keep Brenham Funky

This menu is good thru June 25th, 2014 To better serve you, no separate checks for parties of 6 or more. An 18% gratuity will automatically be added to these checks. **Extra plate charge: 75 cents**


March 2014  
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