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Welcome to

... where good, fun food is always evolving

Serving Lunch: m-F 11-2 Sa 11-3

for To-Go Orders*

Call 979.836.5220

* to better serve you, please place order 20 minutes prior to pick-up. For orders of 5 or more items, please allow additional time.

Funky Art Cafe & Catering

202 West Commerce Street

Downtown Brenham


This menu is good March 1, 2013 thru June 26, 2013


Handcrafted soups are served with gluten-free multi-grain crackers or appropriate chips

Cup $3.99

Bowl $5.49

To make soup a complete meal... add fresh fruit, side of the day or a side salad for $2.29 To substitute a cup of soup for the side with a sandwich, add $1.50

eFunky Beginningsf Queso Fundido

queso like you’ve never tasted before: warm jack cheese filled with poblano & jalapeno peppers, onion, tomato, chorizo, & a splash of dark beer; served with your choice of dippers: tortilla chips or raw veggies l $4.99


All salads are served with appropriate crackers or chips & a mini cookie Dressing Choices: House Pesto, Maple Balsamic, NEW: Sriracha Ranch, Bleu Cheese, Raspberry Vinaigrette, Country Fresh Buttermilk, & Fat-Free Herb eExtra dressing charge: 50 centsf

Flenniken’s Creation

mixed greens ringed with mandarin oranges, topped with bleu cheese, pecans & chicken salad; side with choice of dressing & you’ve got something delicious... you be the judge m $7.99 without chicken salad (vegetarian) $6.49 with a roasted chicken breast instead of chicken salad $8.99

String of Pearls

toasted pearl couscous tossed with squash, fresh asparagus, sweet bell pepper, fresh basil & parsley... dressed with white balsamic vinaigrette; served over mixed greens jo $6.49 *add a roasted chicken breast for an additional $2.49

Sound of Music Salad II

two warm goat cheese cakes are served atop a mountain of fresh spinach with dried cranberries, purple onion, & toasted pecans; dressed with Black Forest maple dressing... your tastebuds’ll be alive with the taste of this one ... k $9.99 *add a roasted chicken breast for an additional $2.49

First Lady’s Choice

FAC pesto chicken salad is served in an avocado half on mixed greens; sided with additional pesto dressing & fresh fruit... First Lady Barbara Bush thought this was a noteworthy choice while dining with us... jno $8.99

F.A .C . F amous Grilled Salmon

our signature dish... salmon grilled our way, served on mixed greens with fresh cucumber slices, topped with maple-soy lacquer & sided with dill-sour cream sauce kmn $10.99

Chop’d & Top’d

chopped red & napa cabbage, shredded carrot, sweet red bell pepper strips, & fresh cilantro are tossed with a kicked-up Asian-influenced peanut dressing & served on mixed greens; topped with chow mein noodles & sliced chicken breast km $7.99

Chicken Salad with Fresh Fruit

our specialty: homemade all-white meat chicken salad mixed with a sprinkling of pecans & green onions; served on mixed greens; sided with fresh fruit & dressing choice... jo $7.49

Have Your “Cake” & Salad Too

mixed greens, dressed with a light vinaigrette, are topped with a square of savory BLT Cheese Cake (cream cheese, sour cream, bacon, & sundried tomatoes)... the entire salad is then drizzled with lemon aioli... Marie Antoinette’s favorite jm $8.49 Seafood Royale seafood salad made with shrimp, real crab, capers, green onion, red bell pepper, shredded carrot, celery, & rice crowns a bed of mixed greens; sided with additional dressing... a salad fit for a king... jo $8.99

N’Awlins Spinach Salad

fresh spinach is topped with pear slices, red onion slivers, feta, & New Orleans-inspired sweet & spicy pecans; served with FAC Maple Balsamic Dressing m $6.49 *a roasted chicken breast can be added for an additional $2.49

eSandwiches & Wrapsf

served with side of the day, fresh fruit or kettle-style potato chips... choice of sandwich bread: wheatberry or white, unless otherwise specified; a honey whole wheat tortilla is used for wraps

New Mexican Pumpkin Burger

a different kind of “burger”: pumpkin, wild rice, corn, jalapeno, cilantro & jack cheese; served on a whole wheat bun with chipotle sour cream spread, avocado, lettuce & tomato... scrumptious & good for you... l $7.99

Good Ol’ Reuben

a traditional Reuben, made with lean corned beef, swiss, & fresh sauerkraut with 1000 island on rye bread; served with a kosher pickle spear, on the side, of course... kl $7.99

don’t knock it til you thai it

a honey wheat wrap filled with chili-lime marinated chicken joined by diced cucumber, tomato, rice, cabbage, & chopped cashews... knock-out flavor in every bite jm $7.99 Springtime Turkey Wrap back by popular demand: FAC lavender peach salsa, mayo, turkey, swiss, & lettuce are swaddled in a honey wheat wrap... relax & enjoy this m $7.99


thin-sliced roast beef is dressed with handcrafted basil mayonnaise & finished with feta cheese, roasted red peppers, & lettuce... food for the gods... & you too! l $7.99

Portabella Sandwich II

roasted baby ‘bella slices & melted provolone cheese served on ciabatta bread, dressed with roasted red pepper mayo & pesto... a new twist on an FAC favorite j $7.99 Better-than-mom’s meatloaf sandwich add bacon & cheddar cheese to traditional meatloaf... bake & slice... make into a sandwich that’s finished with mayo, ketchup, french-fried onions, & lettuce... “Oh, Mama!” m $7.99

Blondie’s Favorite the FAC version of the Dagwood: turkey, roast beef, ham, salami, & bacon with provolone, American, & jack cheeses, layered between four pieces of bread with lettuce, tomato, & dill pickle slices; dressed with a kick-up mustard mayo blend & topped with an olive, of course... layers of deliciousness... m $9.99

The Pocket to Pick

a pita pocket filled with scallion cream cheese, avocado, fresh spinach, cucumber slices & honey-smoked salmon... never had honey-smoked salmon? it’s the best jlo $8.49

FAC Grown-Up Grilled Cheese

our GGC takes a turn for south of the border: cheddar, jack, & cream cheeses are combined with green onion, mild green chilies, pimiento, cilantro, & seasonings to make an “ole!” grilled cheese sandwich jo $7.49

Betcha’ ll Love This Wrap

strips of bacon, slices of avocado, lettuce, fresh tomato & swiss cheese are dressed with FAC Spicy Ranch Dressing in a honey wheat wrap... a BLT like no other... k $7.99

eHalfsies & Wholesiesf Chicken Salad

one of our specialities... served with lettuce & tomato, dressed with mayo... Whole $7.99 Half $5.99


Homemade Pimiento Cheese

handcrafted... real cheese... real flavor... served with lettuce & tomato Whole $6.99 Half $4.99


eWarm & Wonderful Thingsf Asian Pulled Pork

lean pork simmered in an Asian barbecue sauce made with hoisin, fresh ginger, sesame oil, & spices; served over coconut rice & topped with toasted almonds; served with a side salad & choice of dressing lm $7.99

Chicken & Spinach Enchilada Pie

layers of chicken, tortillas, & a creamy spinach sour cream sauce, topped with monterrey jack, make this an FAC favorite; served with a side salad & choice of dressing j $7.49

Tinga Tacos

two flour tortillas are filled with shredded chicken (simmered with onion, garlic, tomatoes, & chipotle peppers), avocado, queso fresco; finished with chopped cilantro... served with fresh fruit & Southwest slaw lo $7.99

South of the South Chicken & Triple Cheese Chipotle Grits

a great grits dish made with cream, jack & cheddar cheeses, seasoned chicken, scallions, corn, & chipotle in adobo; topped with melted cheese & served with a side salad & choice of dressing... even grits-haters like this... lo $7.99

Funky Art Waist Whittler Menu

This menu is offered with accurate points information applicable to a nationally recognized weight management program. These are the only menu items for which this information can be supplied. Enjoy!

eWhittler Beginningf

Warm Roasted Red Pepper & Sundried Tomato Dip cream cheese is filled with roasted red peppers, sundried tomatoes, garlic & Italian seasonings; served with fresh baby carrots & celery sticks (4 pts) op $4.99

eWhittler Salads, Wraps, Etc.f Sesame Ginger Pasta Salad with Chicken

soba noodles tossed with cucumber, radish, carrots, & scallions; dressed with sesame ginger dressing & served over mixed greens; topped with a sliced chicken breast (7 pts) op $7.49 Curried TurkeyWrap

a whole wheat wrap filled with sliced smoked turkey & mixed greens; dressed with a curried chutney carrot spread; sided with fresh fruit (6 pts) op $7.49

Greek Island Wrap

a pita half is filled with thin-sliced roast beef, feta cheese, cucumber, & lettuce... all is dressed with ranch dressing; sided with fresh fruit (5pts) op $7.49

Vegetable Picadillo

sweet red & green peppers, onion, garlic, tomatoes, raisins & kidney beans are simmered with spices & presented over rice; served with a side salad & fat-free dressing (7 pts) op $7.29 Shrimp Remoulade Salad chopped shrimp, celery, capers, & red onion are tossed with a Creole remoulade & served atop mixed greens; presented with fresh fruit & remoulade dressing (7pts) op $8.29

eSweet Treatsf

Ultimate Chocolate Sorbet a rich, sweet treat that tastes like a million but doesn’t break the points bank (6pts) $2.99 fresh Fruit with Buttermilk Basil Sorbet chopped fresh fruit is topped with our handcrafted buttermilk basil sorbet (3pts) $3.99 To better serve you, no separate checks for parties of 6 or more. An 18% gratuity will automatically be added to these checks. Extra plate charge: 75 cents

Funky Art Cafe now serves beer & wine... turn the page to see our offerings... Wine & Beer info this way


b Wine



FAC House Wines... by the glass... $5 Cabernet Sauvignon (California) Chardonnay (California) Available by the bottle only... $20 per bottle: Torrentes (Medrano-Argentina)

mango & fresh tropical fruits; nice round finish Chardonnay (Jean Leon-Spain) apple & pear; crisp with lingering finish Moscato (La Passione-Italy) sweet sparkling wine with cherry; Tempranillo (Senor Sierra-Spain) rich with cherry, raspberry, & blackberry; medium-full finish Cabernet Reserve (Carmenet-California) balanced with berry & cherry; medium finish

tt Beer Offerings tt Hofbrau j

traditional German lager

Pedernales Hefenwiesen k

wheat beer with banana & clove overtones Lobo Negro l black lager with hints of chocolate & coffee St. Arnold’s Amber m a well-balanced, full-flavored ale with a rich, malty body with a caramel character Shock Top n Belgian-style unfiltered wheat ale brewed with citrus peel & coriander

Bud Light (Waist Whittlers: 4pts) o Michelob Ultra (Waist Whittlers: 3pts) p

Crafted Beers


Others $2.50

Thank you for choosing Funky Art Cafe as your dining destination. We hope to see you again soon. Let Funky Art Cafe & Catering / Adams 205 help with your next special event... contact us at 979.836.5220 and, as always... Keep Brenham Funky

Cafe Reservations & Rental **Reservations for lunch can be made. Due to the seating capacity of the Cafe, reservations can be held for only 15 minutes past the requested time. After that time, the reservation must be released, no exceptions. Therefore, we ask those making reservations plan their day accordingly to allow for prompt arrival. **For groups over 15, we suggest reservations in advance as soon as possible & pre-ordering 2 days prior. Since many of our guests are visitors to the area, pre-ordering allows the Cafe to serve guests quickly, giving guests time to relax & enjoy their dining experience with us & to enjoy Downtown Brenham. Custom off-menu meals can be created for your group. Please contact the Cafe through the website: **The Cafe can be rented for private after-hour events for a minimum of 25, & no more than 50 guests, with the Cafe preparing the food, with meals starting at $12 per guest. For more information, please see the website: Click on the Cafe Rental tab.

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