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Volume 17 • Issue 11
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Crash!! Bang!!! Pow!!! What’s all that ruckus?!! I thought I was in Hollywood not Syria!!! Faster than the fights began with homophobe Vladimir Closet Case Putin and our wonderful president (who has a had a sudden lapse in foreign policy common sense) Barack O’Bottom, the situations in Hollywood are equally tense and your diplomatic gossip girl Shamantha Cox is here to peacefully negotiate all the turmoil only in these fine pages of everyone’s favorite fag rag, Odyssey Mag, Mary!!! Ring the alarm… at the police station!!! Dina Lohan, Lindsay Lohan’s haggard mother, was arrested for a D.U.I after her car was pulled over in Long Island, and Dina blew double the legal limit on the breathalyzer!!! Just days after her arrest, she was back to her non-maternal ways and set a great example for her youngest children like her daughter, Ali Lohan and Michael Jr., by pretending her D.U.I. never happened; and the whole family got together for a night of supposedly sober paaaartying to celebrate her 51st birthday alongside fellow fame whore Jill Zarin from the “Real Housewives Of New York”!!! Shewsh!!! Another day, another drug scandal!! Zac Efron is rumored to have had a major cocaine problem!! Reliable sources told Harvey Levin and his TMZ henchmen that Zac developed a major cocaine habit while he was filming Seth Rogen’s film, “Neighbors”. That is supposedly the reason Zac quietly entered rehab earlier this year!!! Wow!!! Madonna revealed she had a sexy dream involving Brad Pitt!!! Apparently, the Queen of the Universe dreamt that she was living with Brad, the two were married, and they had a small blond child!! Watch out, Angelina Jolie!!! Hits only!! Now that Miley Cyrus has taken center stage as America’s favorite pop tart, she’s teamed up with controversial director Terry Richardson and released her steamy music video for “Wrecking Ball”!! The video features Billy Ray Cyrus’s 21 year old daughter completely nude and simulating oral sex with a hammer!!! At least Jenna Jamesson would approve!!! Miley’s handsome ODYSSEYMAGAZINE.NET • SEPTEMBER 20–OCTOBER 3, 2013
ex, Liam Hemsworth, has quickly moved on!! He was spotted kissing gorgeous singer/actress Eliza Gonzalez during a wild night out in public!! Oh dear!!! It looks like the defense has rested its case in the biiig Michael Jackson wrongful death trial!! The Jackson Estate has been in an embittered court battle with record honchos at AEG for the past 21 weeks and now that the trial has come to an end, a lengthy deliberation process is expected!! It’s true!! Everyone’s favorite television diva, Valerie Harper, is competing on “Dancing With The Stars” this season, despite her terminal brain cancer diagnosis!! The beloved actress dazzled during the season premier outshining stiff competition like Snooki, Elizabeth Berkley, Jack Osbourne, and Christina Milian!! Shamantha LOVES Valerie Harper and is rooting for her ALL THE WAY!!!!!
Eviction fight problem!! Kelly Osbourne is suing her former landlord because she claims they illegally withheld her $18,700 security deposit!! The swanky building has been home to other celebs including queens like Adam Lambert and Brody Jenner! In other money problem news, Ty Warner, the man who created “Beanie Babies” was slammed with a $53.5 million penalty for tax evasion!!! That shouldn’t be a problem for Ty because like Ted Turner, Bill Gates, and Donald Trump, he’s worth lots of money - $2.3 billion big ones to be exact!! Sad news!! Sexy old boxing champ Ken Norton died at 70 years young as a result of complications stemming from a series of strokes he had in the past!! Ken
fought many heavyweights during his stellar career as a pro boxer, including World Champion Muhammad Ali!!! It’s confirmed!!! Britney Spears has inked a two year deal to perform at Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas!!! Britney recently revealed that her first kiss was to none other than Justin Timberlake when she was only 13 years old!!
Wow!! Beyoncé’s hubby, Jay-Z, is ending his financial relationship with the Brooklyn Nets because the NBA determined that his relationship with Roc Nation Sports was a conflict of interest!!! He’s been forced to sell his shares in the team!!! Uh oh!! Adorable little Suri Cruise, 7 year old daughter of divorced parents Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes has broken her arm!! It is being reported that she had an accident while doing cartwheels and it caused the broken arm!! Luckily her ever-loving mother, Katie Holmes, wrote her a special “I love you” message on her cast to help her on her way to quick healing!!! Poor Justin Bieber!! The fallen idol is so desperate for work, he posted a picture of himself on the internet with a fake script for the upcoming “Batman vs. Superman” movie!! Rumor has it that the photo was part of a shoot for “Funny or Die”, a website devoted to celebrity spoofs with Z-list celebrities like Paris Hilton!!! Either way, if Justin is doing a video for Funny or Die or if he posted it to get attention, it’s pretty desperate!! Duck and cover!!! Don’t get caught in the gossip crossfire!! Get all the gossip facts right here in Odyssey Magazine, alongside the best in bars, nightlife, restaurants, shopping, and everything to gay your way right away, Mary!! See you in two weeks!!!
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ISRAEL’S CANTINA Chico 2915 W Beverly Blvd, Montebello 323.721.3401 Happy Hour prices all night long! CHEAP & EASY Paradise Piano Bar 1800 Broadway Blvd LB 562.436.2433 ASIAN NIGHT 1350 Club 510 W Anaheim St, Wilmington. $8 lockers from 5pm-10pm 6-hr rental 310.830.4784 STRIP PARTIES Midtowne 615 Kohler, downtown 213.680.1838 1/2 PRICE ROOMS Melrose Spa 7269 Melrose 323.937.2122. $13.50 SHOWTUNES MONDAY Club Ripples LB 5101 E Ocean Blvd. w/ George - Broadway, Movies and Comedy Clips - Drink Specials and No Cover. http://www. clubripples.com/showtunes.htm
RECESS Eleven Nightclub 8811 SM ClubTigerheat.com 18+ with DJ’s Ray Rhodes and HowieT RIM JOB! MJ’s 2810 Hyperion SL 323.660.1503. Nice & sleazy www. anthonylopezpresents.com DREAM GIRLS Rage 8911 SM Blvd 310.652.7055. THE O.G. SHOW! MANHOLE Motherlode 8944 SM Blvd 310.659.9700 Hip Hop w/DJ Ben Dirty Burty’s “Dirty Dancers” and monthly “Hot Hole” Contest!! WHOREHAUSMicky’s 8857 SM Blvd 310.657.1176. Alternie/Rock/Electro/Dance EVITA BLOK Hollywood 1650 Schrader Boulevard/ Hollywood Blvd NERO | RIGAL
KARAOKE Velvet Lounge 416 W 4th St Santa Ana, CA Karen Cobb! BOYS NIGHT OUT Circus 6655 SM Blvd 323.462.1291 DJ Ernie Pearl. $3 cover! KARAOKE Fubar 7994 SM Blvd 323.654.0396 Comedy Mic w/ Bruce Daniels and Cher Madonna HAMBURGER MARYS Latino Heat 8288 SM Blvd 323.654.3800 Taco Bar! T-GIRL HM 740 E. Broadway LB 562.436.7900 T- Girl Tuesdays Packed CHIC @ Club Ripples LB 5101 E Ocean Blvd. New style of Drag. DJ RPM keeps you dancing All Night - No Cover. KARAOKE Alibi East 225 S San Antonio Ave, Pomona. Taco Tues on the patio - Karaoke 9pm-1am No Cover! GANG BANG Faultline 4216 Melrose Ave. S.L. 323.660.0889. Music, video, hot boys, cheap happy hour ‘til Midnight. 1/2 PRICE ROOMS Midtowne 615 Kohler DT 213.680.1838. $15 THE MINESHAFT 1720 E Broadway LB 562.436.2433. Beer Specials & Free Pool! Wall to wall LB Babes always &Tops Only! YOU CALL IT Flux 17817 Lakewood Blvd Bellflower 562.633.6394. top shelf premiums only $3. MARIX TACO TUESDAYS! Marix WEHO 1108 N Flores St 323.656.8800. ALL-YOU-CAN EAT TACO bar only $7.95.
STRIPPER CIRCUS Here 696 N Robertson Blvd 310.360.8455. Paul Nicholls & Woody Woodbeck hump day for the Gays of the Week....WeHo a GoGo style. ADONIS Fubar 7994 SM Blvd. NYC & LA #1 Strip Club HOT GUNS! theadonislounge.com SCOTTY B.’s DIRTY DISH! Revolver 8851 Santa Monica Bl. 7-930pm Every Horny HumpDay! HOT ROD! Micky’s 8857 Santa Monica 310.657.1176 Stefano Rossi RULES! CLUB CHILE Rage 8911 SM Blvd 310.652.7055 DJ Salvador keeps the Chicos Hottest!!! KARAOKE WEDNESDAY Club Ripples LB 5101 E Ocean Blvd. Hosted by Edie. Enjoy drink specials. Be a star. No cover. http://www.clubripples.com/ karaokewednesday.htm FLASHBACK Trunks 8809 SM Blvd 310.652.1015 Igenue and DJ Draven! CHERRY Velvet Lounge 416 W 4th St Santa Ana, CA 92701 LADIES NIGHT INFERNO Cobra 10937 Burbank Bl. 818.760.9798 BiLatinMen. com. DJ Aaron Hernandez. Pop, HipHop, Dance, Top 40 CLUB METRO MJ’s 2810 Hyperion 323.660.1530. R&B Ivan Daniels! WILD WEDS! HM 740 E. Broadway LB 562.436.7900. 18+. Wild Wed and Starlette Revue Jewels hosts WEDNESDAY CONTINUES...
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COCKFIGHT Cobra 10937 Burbank Blvd. 818.760.9798. Hot Hot NoHo! MARGARITA MADNESS Roosterfish 1302 Abbott Kinney, Venice. $3 Cuervo Gold Margaritas all day! BINGO! Hamburger Mary’s WeHo 8288 SM Blvd 323.654.3800. Fierce celebrity ball throw-down. PACKED TO THE TRANNY WALLS, LOADS OF MAD FUN! KENNY’S KARAOKE Fiesta Cantina 8865 Santa Monica Bl. Starts 10pm. New groovy jungle local. This is “The” Karaoke! 2-4-1drinks! DELICIOUS Arena 6655 SM Blvd 323.692.3636. Ghetto Hip-Hop R&B, Merengue Room. 18+. DJ Manny C. FLASHBACK WEDS Melrose Spa 7269 Melrose$8 lockers 5p-11p (6hr.rental) 1/2 PRICE ROOMS 1350 Club 510 W Anaheim St, Wilmington 310.830.4784. Rooms $14.50, lockers $12.50 for 6-hours
TIGERHEAT & HEAVEN The Avalon 1735 Vine St. Hollywood. 18+. DJs Jason Lavitt, Ray Rhodes and Howie T. RULE. clubtigerheat.com BIG FAT DICK! Fubar 7994 SM Blvd. Mario Diaz with DJ Riley Moore CLUB NUR MJ’s 2810 Hyperion SL. 323.660.1503. Gevo and Hrair hookah you some dessert dick!
JEWELS STARLETTE REVIEW HM. 8288 SM WH 323.654.3800. DRAGRACE legends RULE!RAGE 18+ 8911 SM Blvd 310.652.7055. 18 & ova star type young fresh chickens! Daddies! Drink Specials. GUYS GONE WILD Abbey 684 Robertson Bl. 310.289.8410. w/ Rhea Litré. Official “GGW” Giveaways. Free Shots & Performances. MAGNUM Robertson Nightclub 665 N. Robertson Bl. Hosted by: Joe Sparks CLUB PAPI Here Lounge 696 Robertson 310.360.8455. Jamie Awad & Chorizo’s invade Boystown! clubpapi.com ICONS Club Ripples LB 5101 E Ocean Blvd. Drag Show starring Miss Conception. Fantastic Rotating cast. $4 Well Drinks. $3 Domestic Bottles. $5 Cover. www.clubripples.com/icons.htm LATIN NIGHT Executive Suite 3428 E PCH LB 562.597.388. $2.50 Coronas PAPI CALIENTE Velvet 416 W 4th St Santa Ana 714.664.0663 Dj Derek DOLL HOUSE HM 740 E. Broadway LB 562.436.7900. 18 + gurls! SNATCH Menagerie 3581 University Av W. Raven. 951.788.8000 THURS. NIGHT DELIGHT VIP Nightclub 3673 Merrill Ave. 951.784.2370. Stripper. Sexiness, $5 all-u-can drink draft. Karaoke patio. THIRSTY THURSDAYS Trunks 8809 SM Blvd 310.652.1015
TRANZIT at Josephs 1775 Ivar St. Hollywood 818.660.9472 with Veronica resident DJ Jonney Miles big beats, firstname.lastname@example.org FRAT HOUSE 8112 Garden Grove Blvd G.G. 714.373.FRAT. Hot Strip Shows Sat & Sun! Drag review on Saturdays! KLKPORN STAR J.O. PARTY Midtowne Spa. 615 Kohler LA 213.680.1838. 8pm. Big Porn. Industry slabs of beef! Dinner is served! DANCE IDOL Oasis Nightclub 1386 Foothill Blvd Upland 909.920.9590. 10 wk. contest. Cash prizes – puta! C.FRENZ-KARAOKE (form. Bananas) 7026 Reseda Blvd. 818.996.2976 with Tony B. The best karaoke in the Valley!
FRESH Eleven 8811 SM Bl. 310.855.0800. Don J.S.& Paul Nicholls 9pm. Cocktails. 11pm dancing with resident DJ Morningstar &Guest SuperStar Djs weekly, Afterhours til 4am. FRESH MEAT M.J.’s 2810 Hyperion 323.660.1530. $6 Drinks ‘til 12 ZODIAC Micky’s 8857 Santa Monica 310.657.1176 Steve Machuca gets to reading & roundin’ up all OUR SIGNS of the clubtimes! TRUCKSTOP GIRLS 696 Robertson 310.360.8455. Linda gets this fine-ass Friday homo & Lezbo mix hang going! Always packed! FILTHY 340 Nightclub 340
S Thomas Street, Pomona 909.865.9340. DJ Wes ”BULLSH*T H Mary’s 8288 SM Bl. WH 323.654.3800 A DRAG SHOW, RULES! REBELDE MJ’s 2810 Hyperion S.Lake 323.660.1503 Go-Go Boys, Drag Hostess Dior Monet, Supermodel DJs Medium top 40s, Latin beats and Avant Garde No cover. GAMEBOI RAGE 8911 SM Blvd 310.652.7055. Packed every Friday! . 18+, 2 dance floors Pop/Dance/ Asian music videos all night. EXRATED FRIDAYS Executive Suite Nightclub 3428 E.PCH, L.B. 562.597.3884 Ceasar Gomez & Benny Canez BOYZ! FLEX Velvet Lounge 416 W 4th St Santa Ana, 21 + OC BABES DANCerteria! ROOSTERFISH 1320 Abbott Kinney, Venice 310.392.2123. Beach Boy Babes out in droves! Blondes and butch! Drink specials. FUZZY 1123 Vine St. Hollywood Mario Diaz & Cody Bayne’s 2nd Fri. Butch STAG AT ROCKWELL 1714 Vermont Av 323.669.1550 rockwellvt.com CUB SCOUT Eagle LA 4219 SM Blvd 323.669.9472. Chris/Vic. 1st Fri. FILTH FRIDAYS Faultline 4216 Melrose Blvd 323.660.0889. DJ Matt Moody. Rockin Redneck Strip-pole. Pabst Beer Cans 9-2am FRIDAY CONTINUES...
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BOOTY BUMPIN Fubar 7994 Santa Monica Bl. Hip Hip night! CLUB HOMBRES Club Cobra 10937 Burbank Blvd. Showers! Undies Contest FAME Circus 6655 SM Blvd WEHO 323.721. 1291. Latin, house, R&B. Latina Diva Karlota 9pm-3:30am. 21+. The most caliente cholos! 18+ Oasis 1386 E Foothill Upland 909.920.9590. Beef stick! BOYBAR Hamburger Mary’s 740 E Broadway LB 562.436.7900.18+. Hot GoGo dancing. DJ Zach Moos and Boy U. Baby Doll GoGo’s ! CLUB DIVA VIP Club 3673 Merrill Av Riverside 951.784.2370. Vanity Halston, Raven, Mayhem, Bridgette Diamond, Kiwi. Krazy Gurls! 11pm ALIBI EAST 225 San Antonio Pomona 909.623.9422. Latin love! $2 domestic beers. Two DJs spinning afterhours ‘til 3am! Slammed & Sexy! FLASHBACK FRIDAYS Chico 2915 Beverly Blvd Montebello 323.721.3403. DJ Frank aka DJ TJ playing videos & old skool. $2 Coronas AZUCAR at C. Frenz (form. Bananas) 7026 Reseda Bl., Reseda 818.996.2976 FREE BARRIO ENTRANCE Frathouse 8112 Garden Grove 714.373.3728 UNZIPPED GIRLS Club Ripples LB 5101 E Ocean Blvd. GoGo Girls. Karaoke. Drink Specials. Always Packed! No Cover before 10pm with Unzipped Ad. $7 Cover after 10pm. clubripples.com/ unzipped.htm
HOOKER CASINO Here 696 Robertson 310.360.8455. Paul Nicholls, Rhea Litré, Hookers, Slot Machines and More. Come play with our Slots. PRIVATE SOCIETY Eleven 8211SM Bl. 310.855.0800. HOUSE at its Premiere Fiercest, LOUD 340 Nightclub 340 S Thomas Street, Pomona 909.865.9340 Tigerheat DJ Ray Rhodes STAR BAR Velvet Lounge 416 W 4th St Santa Ana,18+. BOYS THE “ABBEYWOOD” 684 Robertson Blvd. 310.289.8410. Bi-sexy scene
ROCK & ROLL FAG BAR Fubar 7994 SM Bl. 323.791.3041 The Boulet Bro. Jay Krimas serve you Flesh Trade & all w. DJs Jasten King & Barbeau spinning. CATWALK 340 Nightclub 340 S Thomas Street, Pomona 909.865.9340 DJ Wes RAGE 18-25 8911 SM Bl. 310.652.7055. Younger, fresher, hotter! 18+. Two rooms of dance dolls. Hip hop too. Hot damn! ARENA 6655 SM Bl. 323.462.1291. Gene La Pietra’s Grande! FRICTION MJ’s 2810 Hyperion SL 323.660.1503. By Scandal! 10p-2a REFLEX Ultra Suede 661 N Robertson Bl. Flesh pool every other Saturday after-hours evenstarpresents.com for info MONTHLY at LA Stock Exchange! RASPUTIN 665 N. Robertson Bl. Sean Wagner gets it all O.C. to L.A. CHIC! SCREW MJ’s 2810 Hyperion Av. Third Saturday of month for your kink needs. Tattoo Chris’s raunchiest Dick Down. MJsBar.com SPIT Faultline 4216 Melrose 323.969.2530. Third Saturday. DJ Paul V. OLE OLE Club Cobra 10937 Burbank Bl. NoHo. ClubCobraLA. com. Latin Pop, Cumbias, COBRA dancers and our fave El Show de Karlotta VIP 18 & OVER 3673 Merrill Ave. 909.784.2370. Hairspray. 3rd. Sat.of month. Packed hot teen scene, drink specials! CHICO 2915 W Beverly Bl. Montebello 323.721.3404. DJ Brett spins hip hop, house, old skool and Latin. $3 Dirty Water Shots! BLENDER Palms 8572 SM Bl. 310.652.6188. DJ Raw Bert Monthly Mayhem HAMBURGER MARY’S 740 E Broadway LB 562.436.7900. 1st 2nd “Play Hard” 21+ No Cover. DJ Dancing 4th Sat BEARS STUNNING HM. 8288 SM WH 323.654.3800 Calpernia Addams Drag and burlesque show CLUB VENUS Executive Suite 3428 E PCH LB 562.597.3884. Ladies! 18+ OASIS 1386 E Foothill Upland 909.920.9590 FULL FRONTAL DISCO Akbar 4356 Sunset S.L monthly Disco Daddy Mario Diaz
go HOT MEN’S NIGHT Club Ripples LB 5101 E Ocean Blvd. Different themes. Drink specials. Hot GoGos. Best DJs. 1st Saturday “La Playa Latin Night”. 2nd Saturday “Bear Bar”. 3rd Saturday “Inv[Azn]”. 4th Saturday “Mediterranea”. ALIBI EAST 225 S. San Antonio Av Pomona 909.623.9422. $2 domestic beer, $4 well drinks. DJs and Dancing! No Cover.
SIZE U. Here 696 Robertson HereLounge.com 4p-2a, Happy Hr, Wii, Tom Whitman HIP HOP SUNDAYS Eleven 8811 SM Blvd 310.855.0800 Weho’s Bombass HipHop weeklyParty CLUB EXL Ember Cafe & Music Club, 714.991.3686 401 North Anaheim Boulevard, Anahm RELEASE Micky’s 8857 S.M. Bl. Afternoons Stefano Rossi. DJ Strange Machine and guests. DECADES Micky’s 8857 SM Blvd 310.657.1176 Stefano Rosso 70s 80s 90s! !HOUSE BOI! @ Velvet Lounge 416 W 4th St Santa Ana Electronica Hauz! UNREAL Hamburger Mary’s WeHo 8288 SM Bl. 323.654.3800. Calpernia Addams, Delilah DeMilo & Drag Stars Galore. 9pm. No Cover POPRAZZI Rage 8911 SM Bl. 310.652.7055. DJ Tony G. Pops it up! Snap! BEARBUST Micky’s 8857 SM Blvd 310.657.1176. DJ Ryan Jones upstairs! BOOTY BUMP Fubar 7994 SM Blvd 323.654.0396. Dirty Burty & boys. BUSTED! Motherlode 8944 SM Bl. 310.659.9700. Beer bust. $5 Infinity/$1 glass. DJ Bobby Y and karaoke 11p-2a. ALIBI EAST 225 S San Antonio Av. Pomona, Beer Bust 3-9pm HAMB MARYS WEHO 8288 SM Bl. WH 323.654.3800 Brunchettes Daytime Drag 11am. Sunday night Ben Roman Karaoke
HAMB MARYS LB 740 E Broadway LB Brunchettes Daytime Drag 11am. Sunday night CLUB SWAG with DJ Ernie Pearl LUCKY SUNDAYS 18+ Tia Juana’s 14988 Sand Canyon Av. Irvine LuckySundays.com $2 shots, Lucky Star Revue 10-11pm. DJ Zach. CLUB BOOMBASTIC HM 740 E Broadway L.B. 526.983.7900. Blacktino! DRAG IDOL Oasis 1386 E Foothill Upland 909.920.9590 $300 weekly cash prize C.FRENZ 7026 Reseda Bl. Reseda 818.996.2976. Beer Bust Valley 3-8pm. BOTTOMLESS BEER BUST Club Ripples LB 5101 E Ocean Blvd. Patio BBQ. $9 Buy-In with Free Refills from 4-8pm. Karaoke with Bobby Hardy. DJ RPM. No Cover. http://www.clubripples.com/ sundaypromo.htm SPLASH Ripples 5101 E Ocean Bl. L.B. 562.433. 0357 Drink Specials 11am-5pm! NO COVER. $4 Coronas ALL NIGHT! NO COVER till 10pm $5 After. Free Parking VIP SUNDAYS 3673 Merrill Riverside 909.784.2370. Opens 3pm. Beerbust till 11p, L.I. Tea’s $3.75 and stiff martinis! STRIP PARTIES Midtowne Spa 615 Kohler. 3pm HOOK-UP 1047 E 2nd St. Pomona 909.620.2844. Beerbust 3p-8pm . $1.00 16oz. tap, no cover www. hook-up.net UNDIES SUNDAYS Crest Bar 5935 Cherry Av. L.B. 562.423.6650. $2.50 wells ‘til 10p. Free. BBQ 4p-8p. Hot boys ‘n’ briefs!
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Okay, hello. This week we not only see a Full Moon, but we also get to enjoy all the pre, post, and during hijinks. When the Moon is as high as a big pizza pie, there tends to be any range of odd, intensified, or just downright cray-cray behaviors. Thus, the word “lunatics” should make a little more sense. Now that we have risked a crazy moon burn after all, these fall nights are not only chock full of stars, but one good moon deserves another, or fifteen. We are also entering into what is known as Saturn sextile Pluto. This roughly yearlong period describes a background in which previous social conflict has been resolved, and the establishment and powers that be seem to be doing their jobs. While not necessarily of personal impact, this rolling along of the status quo is something you may be able to use, or at least be aware of, to your advantage. It means you’ll get more mileage out of being a cooperator and someone who does not rock the boat. There is more headway to be made running with the tide than against it, although you may not agree with everything you have to put up with in the process. The time for major departures from the norm is not now, but will come soon enough. Read your horoscope. Kiss someone. Buy something brown. After all, you’re all stars. ARIES MAR 21–APR 19: Industrious as ever, the clock and you seem to be in sync these days. This is good; however, pay attention to what pays you, not just what diverts your focus. The secret is keeping well in the game, so here’s a hint…you look better than ever, use it or lose it. The work both inside and out show, and so you should glow. Now, go. Get it. CYNTHIA NIXON/DOUG GOTTERBA TAURUS APR 20–MAY 21: A very stylistic you emerges mid-month and swoops into full swing, this is good, as romantic interest is causing some high waves over at your sand box. Be sure not to triple book yourself. Even though it looks like you can handle it, there may be some noses out of joint. Look both ways before crossing the street, or don’t cross at all. One easy solution is to simply wait, as it will not be long before they come to you. PETER RAUHOFER/SHEMAR MOORE GEMINI MAY 22–JUN 21: How’s life in the Land of a Thousand Details?? You keeping track, could mean the return of health recently compromised. Be advised to resist doing too much of others’ bidding. This could put you in the middle of a fence, and what ODYSSEYMAGAZINE.NET • SEPTEMBER 20–OCTOBER 3, 2013
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fun is that? DUSTIN LANCE BLACK/ ERIC CHRISTIAN OLSEN CANCER JUN 22–JUL 22: Pleasant and surprising news arrives around the Full Moon on the 19th, and has to do with travel, legal, or educational matters. This could very well be the fruits of the labor you did this summer. A busy home life figures strongly in the last week of September, but the need to catch your breath is likely to take over at this time. Just make sure that is all you catch, save for the random fly ball; other items and issues are best left not in your mitt. CAZWELL/BRIAN AUSTIN GREEN LEO JULY 23–AUG 23: While energies are high all month for you, Leo, generally speaking, emotions settle in September right up until the last week when the pace quickens again. This is a time for building, and your larger focus is on immediate practical concerns and the infrastructure of your personal plans. As usual, if there is a ship that needs sailing, you are first to grab the wheel, but make sure to look ahead. Knowing about choppy seas is part of your job. YVES SAINT LAURENT/KEVIN SPACEY VIRGO AUG 24–SEP 22: There can be a strong need to get organized with your money mid-month, and some of you could be making an important purchase or commitment. Revelations in close partnerships could be either exciting or rattling around. Regardless, keep your financial picture in focus; and as for gifting others, use your experience rather than your check book. TOM FORD/JONATHAN TAYLOR THOMAS LIBRA SEP 23–OCT 23: The Sun enters Libra shortly making this truly your time of year. The contemplation you are so adept at makes for some good resolves in the coming months, and you will enter a new phase of harmony, leaving discord far behind. Look to others with eyes on social times the last week of this month, and use these events to be both focused, and the focus… after all, it is your time MATT DALLAS/BRUNO MARS SCORPIO OCT 24–NOV 22: Opportunities may come through visits, short trips, messages, emails, or they
could come through contacts with siblings, classmates, and neighbors, all with an overall air of renewal. A good time to listen to the new wind as it may be saying your name. Romantic aspects, or should I say lack thereof, will be doing a turnabout, so do not give up. Just stay true to you. ADAM BOUSKA/EVE SAGITTARIUS NOV23–DEC 21: Up in the air a little, but do not fear. Others are speaking well of you and your recent efforts. Align yourself with those who might assist, or at least translate for you what is not to be a threat, but rather a good opportunity to advance your agenda. The holidays are right around the corner. Is there someone you might like to see again over this period? Think about it. LADY SOVEREIGN/AARON CARTER CAPRICORN DEC 22–JAN 20: As you requested of the Universe, you are now opening doors more suited to command your attention. The replenishment of those whom are available to help you help yourself is a welcome, and well-earned change. So remember when placing your orders for your life, be specific and precise. The new crowd is happy to see you. Show them some love; you will get yours. SARAH PAULSON/LOUIS TOMLINSON AQUARIUS JAN 21–FEB 18: The creative and ever-modern you is busy making people pleased as punch by what you do. This professional extension comes under scrutiny, but this is not bad. Think review which should put you in line for some positive change with responsibility and cash attached. The time is near that you might be going for relocation. This doesn’t have to be major, but change of scenery can be good for you. SHERMAN HELMSLEY/TAYLOR LAUTNER PISCES FEB 19–MAR 20: Work can be cantankerous but stimulating all month. Progressive business ideas emerge. This is a good time for adding or enhancing a physical activity to your health routine. Some emotions run high when you see the forest for the trees. Just remember that within trees can exist an entire culture and assortment of its own. Be caution rich before you become confident, and check it twice. VICTOR GARBER/KELLAN LUTZ
ALLUSIA ALUSIA Twerk: The rhythmic gyrating of the lower fleshy extremities in a lascivious manner with the intent to elicit sexual arousal or laughter in ones intended audience. It seems to be the word on everyone’s lips since Miley Cyrus’s Ballet of Booty at whatever that award show was. While what she did wasn’t exactly twerking (I feel that the twerk should involve a little more than a simple bend and gentle wiggle), it has opened up many people to a whole new world of wonderfully ratchet behavior. I have seen a good many posts from my more, shall we say, country-music-minded friends that are mystified and confused by the twerk. It is not something to be afraid of, my good people. I say embrace your inner hoe-bag, drop that ass to the floor, and make it double time. Don’t be afraid to give your inner thighs a hearty slap as if to say, “This may or may not be where good times happen. Kindly enjoy my rice and beans.” For gawd sake though, keep your tongue in your mouth. Lizard tongue is weird and off-putting and will most likely NOT result in the boys coming to your yard regardless of HOW appealing your milkshake may be. Plus it’s kind of dangerous to leave your tongue hanging out with all that bouncing going on. If you’re afraid to try this modern day dance craze in public because there’s not enough jiggle in your wiggle, you can go take some lessons from that booty poppin’ hoe Cake Moss! She teaches a free class on fierceness and all things needed to get down at International Dance Academy on Tuesdays from 8 to 9. On a side note: I would really love it if somebody brought back the Charleston. Now once you have perfected your salacious syncopation, you may be thinking, “But Allusia, where do I go to show the people how well I can pop and lock?” HAVE NO FEAR! Fridays are HOT in WeHo! Club Eleven has been rocked to the rafters lately thanks to Paul Nichols and Jeffrey Sanker joining forces to create Fresh Fridays. And with party hardy wild girl Rhea Litre’, and the body-ody-ody Johna Myers hosting the party, it really can’t go wrong. “But Allusia, I really like to party hop on Fridays. Where else can I stop in and cause a scene?” First of all, you’re party greedy. But I like that about you, so I’ll tell you about Steve Machuca’s Zodiac Party. It’s at Micky’s, so it’s a wonderfully short stumble which saves time for more cocktails and things. It’s a new theme with every zodiac sign! Two DJ’s every Friday with your host Beau Byron, and gatekeeper Cake Moss.
Forever Yours and Will Twerk for Nutella, ALLUSIA ALUSIA
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DIRTY DISH BY SCOTTY B
I’ve discovered no one reads anymore You want your porn news ON THE GO. Welcome to my new column which is also named after my new show called @ DirtyDishXXX I hope you enjoy my new Twitter friendly column! Let me know what you think... @BigRickyXXX After a much anticipated reentry into the industry, once twink model turn beefy stud Ricky Larkin has had a change of heart Tweeting out; “I’m officially retiring as a performer.. Detailed essay with what led me to make this decision to come in the next week or so..” People close with Ricky attribute his exit because of the HIV scares within the industry. Ricky spoke to me at my show @DirtyDishXXX and mentioned that he was extremely uncomfortable with many gay studios that use condoms onset but don’t require regular HIV tests of their models before filming. Ricky has since deleted his Tweets about retiring. What is your opinion? @Rod_Daily Rod Daily came out this week as an HIV-positive porn star and retired. On Tuesday morning he released a Tweet saying “Drumroll Please!! I’m 32 years old and I’m HIV positive. Acute HIV, which means I recently was infected. For that I’m blessed.” Rod was sucked into a firestorm of drama in past few weeks as his girlfriend Cameron Bay disclosed her positive status (before Rod). The moratorium on straight porn productions as since been lifted however the drama hasn’t let up at all. The famous site THE SWORD ran a column asking if you would still watch a porn star knowing his positive status, and a resounding percentage of people said YES. Porn star Christopher Daniels chimed in by saying “Yes. When you’re hot you’re hot. Lets stop stigmatizing guys who are poz. It astounds me that such ignorance still exists within our community!” What is your opinion? @PhillyT Southern Decadence was a total hit amongst the XXX industry according to @PhillyT. Chi Chi LaRue, Matthew Rush, Christian Owen, Jimmy Durano, Hans Berlin, Ryan Rose, Seth Treston, Trenton Ducati, Paul Wagner, Preston Steel, Ethan Slade & Sister Roma invaded the city of New Orleans. What was the best of the weekend? Philly says “Trenton Ducati and Seth Treston sex shows on stage at OZ. Chi chi’s “dick in a cup” contest. Trenton Ducati just being Trenton Ducati! He literally just lives the larger than life porn star persona...saw him get down from the bar to pose for a pic with a girl in a wheelchair.” Were you at Southern Decadence, thoughts? ODYSSEYMAGAZINE.NET • SEPTEMBER 20–OCTOBER 3, 2013
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