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Volume 15 • Issue 26 APRIl 20-mAY 3, 2012 www.facebook.com/odysseymagazine www.odysseymagazine.net

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THE “F” LIST “F” IS FOR FAGGOT, PROUD...FAGGOTS...MARY!

1. PrezBarackObama 2. H.S.H.Cher 3. Neil Patrick Harris 4. H.S.H. Andy Cohen 5. Don Pat Rogers 6. Don David Cooley 7. Don Sam Sharif 8. Don Jeffrey Sanker 9. Don Sam Nazarian 10. H.S.H. Elton John 11. DustinLanceBlk 12. Ellen Degeneres 13. David Geffen 14. Bryan Singer 15. Bryan Lourd 16. Brian Graden 17. James Duke Mason 18. Don Paul Nicholls 19 DonBrettHenrichson 20. Don Tom Whitman 21. DonOrlandorPuerta 22. DVDJ Ray Rhodes 23. Don Jason Lavitt 24. Mike Nava & David 25. Don Wayne Castro 26. Michael Brown 27. Don Anthony Lopez 28. Don Richard Grossi 29. Tim Meepegama 30. Chris Diamond 31. Wayne Elias 32. Eduardo Cordova 33. Walter Delmar 34. Dale Warner 35. Woody Woodbeck 36. Jay Krimis 37. Stefano Rossi 38. Don Jim Murphy 39. Rusty Updegraff 40. HSH LdyGaGa 41.HSH Lady Bunny 42.HSH Adam Lambert 43.HSH Jake Shears 44.HSH AlexisArquette 45.HSH Candy Ass 46.HSH Jackie Beat 47.HSH Chi Chi LaRue 48.HSH Momma 49.HSH Chad Michaels 50.HSH Raja

51. Cellulosic Ethanol 52. Don Wanda Sykes 53. Don Chaz Bono 54. apples Tim Cook 55. Sham Ibrahim 56. Perez Hilton 57. Don Kathy Griffin 58. Lourdes Eyebrow 59. H.S.H. Divine. 60. DonRachelMaddow 61. James St. James 62. Johnny Weir 63. The Rock 64. Andrew Christian 65. Sandra Bernhard 66. Lawrence Odonald 67. Jay Cribas 68. Margaret Cho 69. Aaron Bradshaw 70. Jude Tade 71. Caesar Torres 72. Ricky Martin 73. Ross Matthews 74. John Waters 75. Michael Stipe 76. Alan Cumming 77. Melissa Etheridge 78. Ron Madril 79. Andy Bell 80. Jane Lynch 81. George Takei 82. Michael Moloney 83. Luis & Jim Turner 84. Lance Bass 85. Rob Halford 86. Wilson Cruz 87. Bruce Villanch 88. Gus Van Sant 89. Greg Louganis 90. Clay Aiken 91. Marc Almond 92. Cynthia Nixon 93. SaintHarveyMilk 94. MissQuintin Crisp 95. HSH Oscar Wilde 96. GeorgeClooney!! 97. Oprah&Gayhell 98. Brad & TrAnjolie 99. JanetJackoWissam 100. Mrs&MrsTomCruise


Well, well, well!! It looks like the clock has struck the gossip hour once again, and your favorite mistress of Hollywood Dirt, Shamantha Cox, is here to lay it all out for you, only in the pages of Odyssey Magazine, Miss Thing!! Sad. Sad. Sad. We were all shocked with the untimely passing of Anna Nicole. Then came Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, Whitney Houston; and now, legendary Radio and Television personality, Dick Clark, just died of a heart attack at only 82 years young!!! Madonna, Janet Jackson, Quincy Jones, Smokey Robinson, Kenny Rogers, Barry Manilow, Bret Michaels, Ice T, and Donny Osmond were among the celebrities who voiced their respect and regards for him after his death! They all owe him a lot, considering they were among the many music stars that were catapulted into fame by the late Mr. Clark!!! Ryan Seacrest said he was shocked and saddened by the tragedy. Even President Barack Obama released a statement saying Dick Clark changed television forever!! RIP DICK CLARK! Your future wife, Shamantha Cox, will meet you in heaven one day, so don’t be afraid to send a message down to Earth to include her in your will!!! Uh oh!! Princess Kate Middleton’s sister, Pippa Middleton, is in hot water with Queen Elizabeth after a member of her entourage pointed a gun at paparazzi in France!! She has since apologized for the incident, but no one knows if French authorities will pursue a legal investigation!! Wow!! Mel Gibson is at it again!! The washed up actor unleashed a nuclear verbal attack that was recorded in Costa Rica by screen writer, Joe Eszterhas’ son, and now the tape has gone public!! Joe claims he has heard Mel make threats to kill his ex, Oksana Grigorieva, hating on Jews, and praising the guy who killed John Lennon!! What’s this??? Kim Kardashian just might be running for Mayor of Glendale, after the heavily Armenian community leaders have stepped up to encourage her to campaign!! Hmmm... that sure does remind me of 2003 when Billboard Queen, Angelyne, ran for Mayor of Hollywood!! Ouch!! Miley Cyrus was rushed to the emergency room after she cut her finger with a kitchen knife!!! Hey, at least it wasn’t for a drug overdose like Demi Moore’s recent Nitrous Oxide huffing accident that landed her in rehab!! Thank God, Demi has since been released and is in excellent health!! She stepped out in public recently at a swanky Beverly Hills event with her best friend, Amanda de Cadenet, looking freshfaced and super-duper sober!!!! Justin Bieber who??? Looks like someone’s all yesterday’s news a 17 years old after 7 year old, Matty B, showed off his dub step skills at a skate park, and took more publicity and YouTube hits than leave-Britney-alone sensation, Chris Crocker!! Hopefully, Matty will go on to make #1 hit songs, unlike Antoine Dobson, who couldn’t turn his “Bed Intruder” situation into a pop singing career!! Hey, what’s that?? Britney Spears is reportedly finalizing a $15 million dollar deal to be a judge on “X Factor”!! Simon Cowell must really like her a lot because he only paid Nicole Scherzinger $1.5 million and Paula Abdul $2.5 million!! Well, one thing is for sure, he really knows how to start fights because even Sharon Osbourne (who is one of

the sweetest people ever and known only for dislike of sad hookers like “Rock of Love” reject, Megan Hauserman) is pissed off at Mr. Cowell!! In a televised interview, she said she left UK’s “X Factor” because she didn’t like his sexual relationship with co-judge, Dannii Minogue!! Sharon even revealed that she happens to know Simon has a small penis!! Country Music super fight!! As of this week, Reba McIntyre has just become the second woman country singer (besides Shania Twain) to sell more than 30 million albums!! Huh??? Before Charlie Sheen’s new television show, “Anger Management”, has even made it on the air, there is already a lawsuit!! Joe Roth, the producer is being sued by Jason Shuman for $50 million because Shuman claims the TV show was HIS idea!!! Must be nice!!! Uber dyke, Angelina Jolie, and gay hubby, Brad Pitt, packed up the little kiddies and took a vacation on the glamorous Galapagos Islands this week!! Everyone is wondering if they were scoping it out for a possible wedding spot?!?! Yippie!!! The best “desperate housewife” of them all, Nicollette Sheridan, has been granted a retrial in her legal fight against ABC executives for wrongful termination!! In other television lawsuit news, Christopher Johnson and Nathaniel Claybrooks have filed a lawsuit against producers of the “The Bachelor” and “The Bachelorette” because they claim they were denied a chance to be on the show for being black!! And, let’s not forget about yet another “Basketball Wives” legal drama!! Jennifer Williams has filed a lawsuit against fellow basketball wife co-star, Nia Crooks, because Nia slapped her in the face during one of the recent episodes!! Hmmm... Bar Refaeli got into a screaming match with a TSA airport screener because she felt the woman touched her in a lesbian manner while she was being searched!!! Hey, Bar, how come Jennifer Hudson didn’t accuse the woman who recently searched her at LAX of being a dyke?!? Problem time!! 1980’s actor, Grand Bush, was arrested for having fake tags on his car, and he could face up to three years in prison if convicted of the crime!! Oh boy!! Sexy lead singer of “The Wanted” has revealed their hit song “Glad You Came” is about orgasms!! Oh no!!! Even though Lindsay Lohan was clearly told to stay away from any party or nightclub scenes by Judge Stephanie Sautner, who handled her ongoing DUI case, Lindsay was spotted at the Coachella music festival!! Sources say she didn’t drink or do drugs, but photos reveal that Lindsay looked like she was having a great time way up, up, up, up in the high, high desert!! Her brother, Michael Lohan Jr., was also in the area staying at a hotel in La Quinta and causing problems for smoking cigarettes in his nonsmoking room, and inviting over too many party guests!!! In other Coachella news, headliner Snoop Dogg stole the show when a hologram of deceased rapper, 2pac Shakur, appeared and performed a song with Snoop as the crowd went ape shit!! Wow!! The “Jersey Shore” pad that was home to stars like Snooki, J-Woww, the Situation, and Pauly D, has been repeatedly vandalized by haters!! The landlord is having to constantly repaint

and re-shingle the exterior of the beach bungalow because vandals won’t leave it alone!! Hrrumph!!! It looks like Camille Grammer is officially out of the “Beverly Hills Housewives” cast after she told Katie Couric she decided NOT to come back for season 3 because she refused to let producers film the children of her boyfriend!! Lisa Vanderpump secured her own spinoff show that will revolve around her fancy West Hollywood restaurant, Sur!! But rumor has it that Taylor Armstrong might not be returning to season 3, even though Brandi Glanville, Adrianne Maloof, Kyle, and Kim Richards have already signed their contracts!! Good news!! Everyone’s talking about the upcoming “Snow White” movie starring Kristen Stewart, Charlize Theron, and Chris Hemsworth!! The film is expected to clean house at the box office!! Hmmm... Lady GaGa, who is supposed to be a big advocate of youth empowerment, faced controversy after tweeting that pop stars (like her) don’t eat!!! Several youth organizations have spoken out against the “Poker Face” singer, saying it sets a bad example for girls struggling with weight and eating issues!! Hooray!! Vanity Fair took a look at Hollywood super families like The Baldwins, The Jacksons, and The Wayans Brothers and they included my favorite Hollywood Royal Family of all time: David, Rosanna, Richmond, Patricia, and Queen Bee Alexis Arquette in their wonderful piece of journalistic gold!! Alexis was recently a judge at the Miss Hooker Competition (a cutting edge Beauty Pagent for prostitutes) that took place in Hollywood at the Dragonfly. She passed judgment on hopeful hookers alongside top stars like Dave Navarro and Tracy Lords, who were also booked as celebrity judges!! Oh no!! It looks like the ongoing Joan Crawford, “Mommy Dearest” style fight between Courtney Love and her daughter, Frances Bean, is never ending!! Frances recently said she doesn’t care how many times her mother says “sorry” for her erratic behavior, she’s not accepting Courtney’s apologies anymore!! The latest fight was when Courtney took to twitter to accuse her long time enemy, Foo Fighters’ front man, Dave Grohl, of hitting on her daughter!! Frances quickly responded by saying she had never been approached by Dave in anything but a platonic manner!! Hooray for Randy Barbato and Fenton Bailey, head honchos at top production company, World Of Wonder!!! They are currently producing another season of RuPaul’s Drag Race, and rumor has it, they are talking to Chaz Bono about doing a reality TV style dating series, now that he is single and looking more handsome than ever!!! And hey, how about that Paris Hil-oooops… Look at the time!! It’s way past Shamantha’s bed time, and everyone knows she doesn’t like to miss out on her much-needed beauty sleep!!! Just remember, no matter how l ate at night or early in the morning your party train is running, it’s always a good time to pick up a copy of Odyssey Magazine, and get informed about all the fabulous night life, restaurants, gay happenings, and of course, Hollywood Gossip!! We love our loyal readers! So, stay fierce and stay loyal, Mary!! xxoo


go go go MONDAY

TUESDAY

WEDNESDAY

THURSDAY

MUSTACHE MONDAYS! La Cita 336 S Hill, LA. Hot New DJ Josh Peace, Total Freedom! facebook.com/ mustachemondays SHOWGIRLS! Mickys 8857 SM Blvd 310.657.1176. Fine Top Tranny Review SEXY BITCH Rage 8911 SM Blvd 310.652.7055 Pop & hip hop with Aubrey! HOT MESS MONDAYS Panama Joes 5100 E.2nd St. LB. 562.434.7417 DANDY Beauty Bar 1638 N Cahuenga Where LA & NYC Club Fashion come together. DJ Manny Patel Jr, Wayne Castro $10 martini & mani special MONDAY MADNESS Alibi East 225 South San Antonio Ave, Pomona GODDESS MJ’s 2810 Hyperion SL 323.660.1503 Leslie Monroy & T-girls POPCORN The Abbey 692 N Robertson Bl 310. 289-8410 DJRayRhodes DREAMGIRLS REVUE HM 740 E Broadway LB 562.436.7900. 9p show ISRAEL’S CANTINA Chico 2915 W Beverly Blvd, Montebello 323.721.3401 Happy Hour prices all night long! CHEAP & EASY Paradise Piano Bar 1800 Broadway Blvd LB 562.436.2433 EL CONQUISTADOR 3701 W Sunset Blvd. SL 323.666.5136 Mon-Thu Happy Hour 4-6:30pm with hors d’ouvres! Lunch Tues-Sun 11am ASIAN NIGHT 1350 Club 510 W Anaheim St, Wilmington. $8 lockers from 5pm10pm 6-hr rental 310.830.4784 STRIP PARTIES Midtowne 615 Kohler, downtown 213.680.1838 1/2 PRICE ROOMS Melrose Spa 7269 Melrose 323.937.2122. $13.50 RUPAUL MONDAYS Club Ripples in LB 5101 E Ocean Blvd. 2 For 1 Well’s, $2 Jello Shots, No Cover

RIM JOB! MJ’s 2810 Hyperion SL 323.660.1503. Nice & sleazy go-go guys. Cuz eatin’ ain’t cheatin’. www. anthonylopezpresents.com DREAM GIRLS Rage 8911 SM Blvd 310.652.7055. THE O.G. SHOW! MANHOLE Motherlode 8944 SM Blvd 310.659.9700 HipHop w/DJ Ben Dirty Burty’s “Dirty Dancers” and monthly “Hot Hole” Contest!! MR BLACK LA Bardot 1737 Vine St. This NYC legend lands on the coast Luke Nero’s O.G. Dance Den goes off with Rusty U., Lenora C., and Gregory A! RECESS Eleven Nightclub 8811 SM ClubTigerheat.com gets back to the playgay ground hottest 18+ with DJ’s Ray Rhodes and Howie T. LIPTICKLER Mickys 8857 S.M. Blvd lipticklerguestlist@gmail.com RIDE! KARAOKE Velvet Lounge 416 W 4th St Santa Ana, CA Karen Cobb! BOYS NIGHT OUT Circus 6655 SM Blvd 323.462.1291 L.A.’s Tues Tradition, hot papis abound. DJ Ernie Pearl. $3 cover! KARAOKE Fubar 7994 SM Blvd 323.654.0396 Fresh Comedy Mic Night with Bruce Daniels and Cher Madonna gets the boys to wail! HAMBURGER MARYS Latino Heat 8288 SM Blvd 323.654.3800 Taco Bar! and Chocolate Fountain... Cholos toooo! T-GIRL HM 740 E. Broadway LB 562.436.7900 T- Girl Tuesdays Packed TIPSY TIPSY TUES Ripples 5101 E Ocean LB $3 well Vodka $4 Jäger KARAOKE Alibi East 225 S San Antonio Ave, Pomona. Taco Tues on the patio Karaoke 9pm-1am No Cover! GANG BANG Faultline 4216 Melrose Ave. S.L. 323.660.0889. Music, video, hot boys, cheap happy hour ‘til Midnight. 1/2 PRICE ROOMS Midtowne 615 Kohler DT 213.680.1838. $15 THE MINESHAFT 1720 E Broadway LB 562.436.2433. Beer Specials & Free Pool! Wall to wall LB Babes always on Tops Only! TEQUILA RM East West Lounge 8851 SM Blvd. Tequila from Jalisco México YOU CALL IT Flux 17817 Lakewood Blvd Bellflower 562.633.6394. All top shelf premiums only $3. This is a hot pocket of papis. Check it out! MARIX TACO TUESDAYS! Marix WEHO 1108 N Flores St 323.656.8800. ALLYOU-CAN EAT TACO bar only $7.95.

STRIPPER CIRCUS Here 696 N Robertson Blvd 310.360.8455. BABES! Paul Nicholls and Woody Woodbeck turn this new humpday humpier! HOT ROD! Mickys 8857 Santa Monica 310.657.1176 Stefano Rossi RULES! FUEGO Rage 8911 SM Blvd 310.652.7055 DJ Salvador keeps the ChicosHot. COCKTAILS W.THE STARS! Mickys 8857 SM 310.657.1176. ScottyB This legendary Industry Flesh fest is landin on humpday with Stefano too! 25 CENT BEER!!! Club Ripples 5101 E Ocean Blvd 562.433.0357 25 Cent Beer, BBQ, Music Videos, Dance Music, Fun, No Cover NEON BLACKOUT! Eleven Nightclub 8811 SM Blvd - 310.855.0800 Gay Glow Lights and Bright beats ! Mykee Be & Wayne Castro Fresh lil’ humpin’ FLASHBACK Trunks 8809 SM Blvd 310.652.1015 Igenue and DJ Draven! CHERRY Velvet Lounge 416 W 4th StSanta Ana, CA 92701 LADIES NIGHT INFERNO Cobra 10937 Burbank Blvd (at Vineland) 818.760.9798 BiLatinMen. com DJ Aaron Hernandez. Pop, HipHop, Dance and Top 40 CLUB METRO MJ’s 2810 Hyperion 323.660.1530 R&B Ivan Daniels! WILD WEDS! HM 740 E. Broadway LB 562.436.7900. 18+ Wild Wed and Starlette Revue Jewels hosts COCKFIGHT Cobra 10937 Burbank Blvd. 818.760.9798 Hot Hot NoHo! MARGARITA MADNESSRoosterfish 1302 Abbott Kinney, Venice. $3.00 Cuervo Gold Margaritas all day long! Cute beach gay babes. BINGO! Hamburger Mary’s Weho 8288 SM Blvd 323.654.3800. Fierce celebrity ball throw-down. Check out the hotties and drink specials! KENNY’S KARAOKE Fiesta Cantina 8865 Santa Monica Bl. Starts 10pm. New groovy jungle local. This is “The” Karaoke ! Let it Rip Gurl! 2-4-1drinks! DELICIOUS Arena 6655 SM Blvd 323.692.3636. Ghetto Hip-Hop R&B, Merengue Room. 18+. DJ Manny C. FLASHBACK WEDS Melrose Spa 7269 Melrose Ave. $8 lockers from 5p-11p (6 hr-rental) Cheap Fun SEX Slurp! 1/2 PRICE ROOMS 1350 Club 510 W Anaheim St, Wilmington 310.830.4784. Rooms $14.50, lockers $12.50 for 6-hours 18+ / $3 Drinks & $4 Premiums Oasis 1386 Foothill Bl. Upland 909.920.9590. Drink cheap and get it all going on humpday!

TIGERHEAT & HEAVEN The Avalon 1735 Vine St. Hollywood. 18+. DJs Jason Lavitt, Ray Rhodes and Howie T. RULE. www.clubtigerheat.com BIG FAT DICK! Fubar 7994 SM Blvd. Mario Diaz gives you buckets o’ jazz with DJ Riley Moore spinning out of “cocktrol”. PAPI CALIENTE Velvet 416 W 4th St Santa Ana 714.664.0663 Dj Derek CLUB NUR MJ’s 2810 Hyperion SL. 323.660.1503. Hot steamy sexy sandbox! Gevo and Hrair Hookah you some desert dick! RAGE 18+ 8911 SM Blvd 310.652.7055. 18 & ova star type young fresh chickens! Daddys! Drink Specials. PAN DULCE Micky’s 8857 SM Bl. 323.692.9573 Hot Latin boys! clubpapi.com SANCTUARY Abbey 684 Robertson Bl. 310.289.8410. Tom Whitman KYSS Here Lounge 696 Robertson 310.360.8455. DJ Lezlee and Asha ROCK N’ ROLL FAG BAR GYMBAR 8737 S.M. BLVD 310.654.2004 THE PLAYGIRLS SHOW Club Ripples in LBC 5101 E. Ocean Blvd. 562.433.0357 A Drag Show Spectacular, Karaoke, Martini Specials, Dancing, DJ RPM, $5 Cover LATIN NIGHT Executive Suite 3428 E PCH LB 562.597.388. $2.50 Coronas DOLL HOUSE HM 740 E. Broadway LB 562.436.7900. 18 + gurls! BURLESQUE SHOW HM. 8288 SM WH 323.654.3800. SNATCH Menagerie 3581 University Av w. Raven 951.788.8000 THURS. NIGHT DELIGHT VIP Nightclub 3673 Merrill Ave. 951.784.2370 Stripper. Sexiness, $5 all-u-can drink draft. Karaoke patio. THIRSTY THURSDAYS Trunks 8809 SM Blvd 310.652.1015 TRANZIT at Josephs 1775 Ivar St. Hollywood 818.660.9472 with Veronica resident Dj Jonney Miles big beats, tranzit_josephsnightclub@hotmail. com FRAT HOUSE 8112 Garden Grove Blvd G.G. 714.373.FRAT Hot Strip Shows Sat & Sun! Drag review on Saturdays! KLKPORN STAR J.O. PARTY Midtowne Spa. 615 Kohler LA 213.680.1838. 8pm. Big Porn. Industry slabs of beef! Dinner is served! DANCE IDOL Oasis Nightclub 1386 Foothill Blvd Upland 909.920.9590. 10 wk contest. Cash prizes – puta! C.FRENZ-KARAOKE (form.Bananas) 7026 Reseda Blvd. 818.996.2976 with Tony B. The best karaoke in the Valley! JEWELS BODYPARTS Falcon 1435 E Broadway LB 562.422.1928. $1beer


WHEN WEST MEATS EAST AT MJ’S CLUB NUR THURSDAYS

FRESH CONNECTIONS ALWAYS EVERY FRIDAY FOR ELEVEN’S FRESH SANKER & MACHUCA INVASION

ALI BABY DOLLS HOOKIN’ GOOD AT CLUB NUR!

HAMBURGER MARYS BINGO! WED.’S ALWAYS GOOD FOR A BABE HUNT

MEN AHH JAHH SAND! EVERY CLUB NUR THURS. AT MJ’S

TRANNY CHASERS EVERY GODDESS SATURDAY AT HAMBURGER MARYS WEHO!


On Saturday night, March 31, over 1,000 guests showed up at RAGE Nightclub to see the first competition of The Jock of LA Jock. First was an amazing fashion show by ES Collection & Addicted/Barcelona; then the competition which started with athletic wear, underwear and swimwear. Gay and straight male models were all competing for the $500 first prize, a photo shoot and a magazine cover. The winner was Colby Lafever, A&F model. First runner up for the $250 prize was Gareet Amerine, a former marine. Sponsors for the fashion show were LA Jock, RAGE, ES Collection, Addicted, Falcon Studios, and The San Vicente Inn. The next competition will be May 12 at RAGE. Catch the 9pm fashion show by Teamm8, Freedom Reigns & Stud, followed by The Jock of LA Jock competition at 10pm. If you’d like to compete email: nirzilberman@gmail.com LA Jock in West Hollywood carries the most exclusive top brands from all over the world. ES Collection, Aussie Bum, Addicted, Teamm8, Freedom Reigns, James Tudor, Marcuse, Risrefsky Macheda, Diesel, Timoteo, Rufskin, Go Softwear, Savuge and many more. It’s with no question the #1 store for all your swimwear, underwear and athletic wear is LA Jock! www.lajock.com 8915 Santa Monica Bl. West Hollywood, CA 90069 310.289.1882


lajocks’ la fashion show

Colby Lafever

Gareet Amerine


go go go FRIDAY

SATURDAY

SUNDAY

FRESH VICE Eleven 8811 SM Bl.310.855.0800. Don J.S. and Steve Machuca 9pm. Cocktails. 11pm dancing with resident DJ Morningstar and VIP VICEsquad. HYPE Ultra Suede 661 N. Robertson Bl. Paul Nicholls Brings you the Biggest Performers from all over the world!! DJ Morningstar - hypevip@aol.com FRESH MEAT M.J.’s 2810 Hyperion 323.660.1530. $6 Drinks ‘til 12 TRUCKSTOP GIRLS 696 Robertson 310.360.8455. Linda gets this fine-ass Friday homo & Lezbo mix hang going! Always packed! ”BULLSH*T HMarys 8288 SM Bl. WH 323.654.3800 A DRAG SHOW, RULES! DANCE BITCH Fubar 7994 SM Blvd 323.654.0396. Hosted and DJ’d by The Gorgeous Gay Mobstars Billy Francesca and Herm’s homotley screw crew! GAMEBOI RAGE 8911 SM Blvd 310.652.7055. Packed every Friday! . 18+, 2 dance floor - playing Pop, Dance and Asian music videos all night. BOYSROOM via Tigerheat Executive Suite Nightclub 3428 E.PCH, L.B. 562.597.3884 21+. $3 beers/$4 vodkas + Red Bulls www.clubboysroom.com FLEX Velvet Lounge 416 W 4th St Santa Ana, 21 + OC BABES DANCerteria! ROOSTERFISH 1320 Abbott Kinney, Venice 310.392.2123. Beach Boy Babes out in droves! Blondes and butch! Drink specials. FUZZY 1123 Vine St. Hollywood Mario Diaz & Cody Bayne’s 2nd Fri. Butch STAG AT ROCKWELL 1714 Vermont Av 323.669.1550 rockwellvt.com CUB SCOUT Eagle LA 4219 SM Blvd 323.669.9472. Chris/Vic. 1st Fri. FILTH FRIDAYS Faultline 4216 Melrose Blvd 323.660.0889. DJ Matt Moody. Rockin Redneck Strip-pole. Pabst Beer Cans 9-2am CLUB HOMBRES Club Cobra 10937 Burbank Blvd. Showers! Undies Contest FAME Circus 6655 SM Blvd WEHO 323.721.1291. Latin, house, R&B. Latina Diva Karlota 9pm3:30am. 21+. The most caliente cholos! 18+ Oasis 1386 E Foothill Upland 909.920.9590. Beef stick! BOYBAR HMarys 740 E Broadway LB 562.436.7900. 18+ Hot gogo dancing DJ Zach Moos and Boy U. Baby Doll Go Go’s ! CLUB DIVA VIP Club 3673 Merrill Av Riverside 951.784.2370. Vanity Halston, Raven, Mayhem, Bridgette Diamond, Kiwi.. Krazy Gurls! 11pm ALIBI EAST 225 San Antonio Pomona 909.623.9422. Latin love! $2 domestic beers. Two DJs spinning afterhours ‘til 3am! Slammed & Sexy! FLASHBACK FRIDAYS Chico 2915 Beverly Blvd Montebello 323.721.3403. DJ Frank aka DJ TJ playing videos & old skool. $2 Coronas AZUCAR at C. Frenz (form.Bananas) 7026 Reseda Bl., Reseda 818.996.2976 FREE BARRIO ENTRANCE Frathouse 8112 Garden Grove 714.373.3728 UNZIPPED Ripples 5101 E. Ocean 562.433.0357. Hot new GoGo Girls. $6 Absolut, $3 Bud Light Bottles, $1 Jello shots & Trish’s Kitchen

HOOKER CASINO Here 696 Robertson 310.360.8455. SEPT 17- From the team behind Stripper Circus - an all new interactive experience. Presented by Paul Nicholls with Woody Woodbeck, hosted by Billy Francesca & Rhea Litre. MONSTER Eleven 8211SM Bl. 310.855.0800. Tigerheat Hotties WeHo Style! Ray Rhodes & Howie T. spin to big Pop Top! www.clubtigerheat.com STAR BAR Velvet Lounge 416 W 4th St Santa Ana, 18+ BOYS THE “ABBEYWOOD” 684 Robertson Blvd. 310.289.8410. Bi-sexy Scene CHERRY POP Ultra Suede 661 N Robertson. Tom Whitman’s Soda Tops! ROCK & ROLL GAY BAR Fubar 7994 SM Bl. 323.791.3041 The Boulet Bro. Jay Krimas serve you Flesh Trade & all w. Dj’s Jasten King & Barbeau spinnin’ RAGE 18-25 8911 SM Bl. 310.652.7055. Younger, fresher, hotter! 18+. Two rooms of dance dolls. Hip hop too. Hot damn! ARENA 6655 SM Bl. 323.462.1291. Gene La Pietra’s Grande! FRICTION MJ’s 2810 Hyperion SL 323.660.1503. By Scandal! 10p-2a REFLEX Ultra Suede 661 N Robertson Bl. Flesh pool every other Saturday after-hours evenstarpresents. com for info MONTHLY at LA Stock Exchange! RASPUTIN 665 N. Robertson Bl. Sean Wagner gets it all O.C. to L.A. CHIC! FLAWLESS VIP 3673 Merrill Av Riverside. Yep mo’ hot drag shows! Hosted by Venus D Lite, featuring Chad Michaels, Raja, Delta Work, Tommi Rose, Jackie Beat, and admirers. Show 11pm. SCREW MJ’s 2810 Hyperion Av. Third Saturday of month for your kink needs. Tattoo Chris’s raunchiest Dick Down. MJsBar.com SPIT Faultline 4216 Melrose 323.969.2530. Third Saturday. DJ Paul V. OLE OLE Club Cobra 10937 Burbank Bl. NoHo. ClubCobraLA.com Latin Pop, Cumbias, COBRA dancers and our fave El Show de Karlotta VIP 18 & OVER 3673 Merrill Ave. 909.784.2370. Hairspray. 3rd.Sat.of month. Packed hot teen scene, drink specials! CHICO 2915 W Beverly Bl. Montebello 323.721.3404. DJ Brett spins hip hop, house, old skool and Latin. $3 Dirty Water Shots! BLENDER Palms 8572 SM Bl. 310.652.6188. DJ Raw Bert Monthly Mayhem HAMBURGER MARYS 740 E Broadway LB 562.436.7900. 1st 2nd “Play Hard” 21+ NO Cover DJ Dancing 4th Sat BEARS STUNNING HM. 8288 SM WH 323.654.3800 hosted by Calpernia Addams Drag and burlesque show CLUB VENUS Executive Suite 3428 E PCH LB 562.597.3884. Ladies! 18+ Oasis 1386 E Foothill Upland 909.920.9590 FULL FRONTAL DISCO Akbar 4356 Sunset S.L monthly Disco Daddy Mario Diaz RIPPLES 5101 E Ocean Bl. LB 562.433.0357 -1st: LaPlaya, GoGo Papis,DJ Felix,$3 Coronas,Dancing -2nd: Bear Bar, Bears, Daddies, Chubs, Admirers, DJ Jon Williams - 3rd & 4th: PUMP Saturdays,DJ RPM, Hot GoGos, Drink Specials, No Cover ALIBI EAST 225 S. San Antonio Av Pomona 909.623.9422. $2 domestic beer, $4 well drinks DJs and Dancing! No Cover. TRANNYSHACK Monthly @ EchoPlex 1154 Glendale Blvd 213.413.8200. Hosted by Heklina & Cody Bayne. SF Meets LA-Drama-Drag Show

SIZE U. Here 696 Robertson HereLounge.com 310.360.8455. 4pm-2am, Happy Hour, Play Wii & Beer Pong “Prepare to get Schooled” by Tom Whitman RELOAD Robertson 665 N. Robertson Blvd. 11-4pm Brunch & Beats too! Woody Woodbeck gets the guys into munchin’ 15.00 All you can Eat Brunch SERVICE Robertson 665 N. Robertson Blvd. Rob Dorman and Justin David pack in the Gay Beef on the Weho Robertson Restaurant space! GoGos! 4pm RELEASE Mickys 8857 S.M. Bl. Afternoons presented by Stefano Rossi. Music by Res. DJ Strange Machine and guests. Relax. Retreat. Release. DECADES Mickys 8857 SM Blvd 310.657.1176 Stefano Rosso 70s 80s 90s! !HOUSE BOI! AT Velvet Lounge 416 W 4th St Santa Ana Electronica Hauz! UNREAL Hamburger Marys WEHO 8288 SM Bl. 323.654.3800. Calpernia Addams, Delilah DeMilo Shoot Out & Drag Stars Galore. 9pm. No Cover POPRAZZI Rage 8911 SM Bl. 310.652.7055. DJ Tony G. Pops it up! snap! BEARBUST Mickys 8857 SM Blvd 310.657.1176. DJ Ryan Jones upstairs! BOOTY BUMP Fubar 7994 SM Blvd 323.654.0396. Dirty Burty & boys. O-BARS MUSICAL MARTINI NIGHT 8279 SM Bl. 323.822.3300. $8 martini better than karaoke. Pianist doing songs by request! CLUB PAPI LA The Factory. This special monthly event party rules! info: www.clubpapi.com Jamie Awad’s Cholos! BEARS IN SPACE Akbar 4356 W Sunset Bl. SL. 2nd Sun. Dancing bears! BUSTED! Motherlode 8944 SM Bl. 310.659.9700. Beer bust. $5 Infinity/$1 glass. DJ Bobby Y and karaoke 11p-2a. ALIBI EAST 225 S San Antonio Av. Pomona, Beer Bust 3-9pm HAMB MARYS WEHO 8288 SM Bl. WH 323.654.3800 Brunchettes Daytime Drag 11am. Sunday NIght Ben Roman Karaoke HAMB MARYS LB 740 E Broadway LB 562.436.7900 Brunchettes Daytime Drag 11am. Sunday Night CLUB SWAG with DJ Ernie Pearl LUCKY SUNDAYS Tia Juana’s 14988 Sand Canyon Av. Irvine www.LuckySundays.com $2 shots, Lucky Star Revue 10-11pm. DJ Zach. 18+ CLUB BOOMBASTIC HM 740 E Broadway L.B. 526.983.7900. Blacktino! DRAG IDOL Oasis 1386 E Foothill Upland 909.920.9590 C.FRENZ 7026 Reseda Bl. Reseda 818.996.2976. Beer Bust Valley 3-8pm. FLAVOR WildCat Lounge 15 W Ortega Santa Barbara. DJ Gavin Roy. Industry and Beach Babes MySpace Robert Mendez & the boys. RIPPLES SUNDAY PLAYGROUND 5101 E Ocean Bl. L.B. 562.433.0357. Trish’s free Mexican BBQ from 6p-9p. $2 Drafts, $3 Iced T’s. Live bands Cynthia Manley Band & Julian Miranda and the Krush. VIP SUNDAYS 3673 Merrill Riverside 909.784.2370. Opens 3pm. Beerbust till 11p, L.I. Tea’s $3.75 and stiff martinis! STRIP PARTIES Midtowne Spa 615 Kohler 213.680.1838. 3pm HOOK-UP 1047 E 2nd St. Pomona 909.620.2844. Beerbust 3p-8pm . $1.00 16oz. tap, no cover www. hook-up.net UNDIES SUNDAYS Crest Bar 5935 Cherry Av. L.B. 562.423.6650. $2.50 wells ‘til 10p. Free. BBQ 4p8p. Hot boys ‘n’ briefs!


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BY BARBIE Q

Hello, my loves. Here is what’s on my mind these days. Stubborness. I have been told that I am stubborn and I thought that was just me being ambitous or standing up for myself. Well, my loves, it can backfire on you so quick because there is a trickle down effect. What you put out into the universe comes back to you in so many different ways that we cannot even comrephend. There are times when we as artists need to stop ourselves from being in the way of our own successes, triumphs and joys that we know we deserve, but we keep standing in our own way. So think about it. You really don’t have to tell anyone else. But make a promise to yourself that you will stop standing in your own way so that you can shine the way you were meant to do. The doors and opportunites will open, my love. Believe me. Believe in it. Believe in you. Nuff said.

UPCOMING HOTPLATE 4/20: THE LEGEND OF BILLIE JEAN @The Cavern Theatre (1920 Hyperion Blvd.) Two weekends only! Fridays and Saturdays at 9p. Featuring the hits of Pat Beneath. Cast: Jen Dohn-Watkins, John Cantwell, Sam Pancake, Jaci Pund, Beth LeckbeeMakler, Brian Dyer, Hutch Foster, Terry Ray. Directed by Kurt Koehler. Adapted Stage Musical by James Edward Quinn and Kurt Koehler. Running from April 20th to April 28th. APT 3F @Akbar (4356 Sunset Blvd.) They present: SEXY SECRETS: A Fantasy Dance Floor No Cover/21+/Show @10p. Sounds by DJ Dru Wave. Photobooth by Rough Trade (of course, we like it ruff). And a Confession Wall (only after a few cocktails and a ton of guilt). Special late night performance by the BEAUTY KINGS. 4/21: MISS KITTY PRESENTS A SECRET POP UP FETISH DANCE AFFAIR @Fubar (7994 Santa Monica Blvd.) No cover 11p - $5 after/21+/Club Hrs. PARKING: You can valet across the street at club voyeur, or park in the Bank of America parking lot across the street for $5. Street parking can be challenging, be prepared. Sounds by: DJ DAvid Banjela. Hosted The Boulet Brothers. With Rudeness, Bunny Fontana and Bo Toxicuh. Photography by Matt Chaney. BOOTIECHELLA @The Echoplex (1154 Glendale Blvd.) $5 cover before 10p - $10 cover/21+/Club Hrs. Bootie LA presents Bootchella! Sounds by: DJ Shyboy, DJ Paul V., DJ Axel. Midnight Mashup Show by Resident dance crew R.A.I.D. (Random Acts of Irreverent Dance. Photography by: Scenesnaps.com. 4/22: FRONTIERS 30TH ANNIVERSARY @Eleven

Nightclub (8811 Santa Monica Blvd.) No Cover/21+/Open bar 3-5p. Silent auction benefiting the Los Angeles Gay & Lesbian Center. Sounds by DJ Paul V. RSVP here: http://www.frontiersla.com/rsvp/ (not on Facebook). Live performances, Celebrity appearances. Open bar from 3-5p. Special giveaways, raffle prizes. ONE QUEER FILM FEST @ Redcat (631 W 2nd St. - DTLA) $13 per show (web)/$16 (door)/ All Ages/1-11p. The 3rd Annual ONE Queer Film Fest. This year marks ONE’s 60th Anniversary. Reception in lobby of Redcat. Tickets can be purchased at: http://www. redcat.org/event/one-queer-film-festival VIP tickets are on sale for $50 and include a pass to all three shows and priority seating. Get your tickets now at www. redcat.org . TRANZ @The New Jalisco Bar (245 Main St. - DTLA) $10 Donation-$7 (students)/21+/ Club Hrs. In benefit of the Queer contingent. 4/23: QUEER MONDAYS EAST @Akbar (5356 Sunset Blvd.) $5 cover/21+/Show @8p. Performances by: Megan Emotions Benton, La Muff, Jason Jenn, Metahuman, Travis Wood, Jef Zilla, Martin von Sexy and Guest Artist Robert Patrick. 4/26: PUSHING THE ILLUSION: THE ART OF JOSE A GUZMAN COLON @ Pop tART GALLERY (3023 W 6th St.) No Cover/21+/7-11p. Each subject has been carefully chosen as a paradigm of queer pop culture perhaps constructed more by media than themselves. It is through the decomposition that GuzmanColon intends to reconstruct the subject and create a new sense of identity stronger than they originally had anticipated. 4/28: L'ART POUR L'ART INDUSTRY MIXER: ETCH A SKETCH® EDITION @The Holding Company (104 Robinson St.) $10 (pre-sale) - $15 (door)/21+/Open Bar @7p. Make sure to be a part of the Etch A Sketch® scavenger hunt! Winners will receive collectable Etch A Sketch® prizes. Sounds by: DJ UnholyPerformances by: 9p - Princess Pangolin; 10p - Byron Blocker & The Offbeats; 11p - Zak Waters. Food By Wheelie Good Food and accessory vending table by Vintage Grime. Purchase pre sale tickets at www.ArtforArtMixer.com. SHAWN PELOFSKY’S BATHHOUSE SHOW @ The Comedy Store (8443 W. Sunset Blvd.) $15 cover/21+/Doors @7:30p - Show @8p. With Shawn Pelofsky (Chelsea Lately, Dana Goldberg (LOGO’s “One Night Stand”), Heath Hyche (Comedy Central, Blue Collar Comedy), Jaime Salita (Comedy Store), and special guest Sharon Houston (Punk’d). Also featuring NY off-Broadway singer, Kate Pazakis (Newsical, The Sexless Years) Jeff Scott and The Bathhouse Babe

Dancers. Online Tickets available here or on www.TheBathHouseShow.com FUNCTION @Akbar (5356 Sunset Blvd.) $5 cover/21+/Club Hrs. Presented by Cody Bayne and Phyllis Navidad. Sounds by: Phyllis Navidad, DJ Trident and HYLLIS NAVIDAD, TRIDENT and very special guest Boo Agurrie. Door by Jasmine. SPACE ROLLER DISCO @World of Wheels (4645 Venice Blvd.) $12 (admission includes Skate Rental; your own skates welcome)/18+ and 21+ upstairs/Club Hrs. Sounds by: DJs: Dennis(GoodFoot!) and Riley More (Shout!, BFD, Miss Kitty's) Upstairs Dancefloor and Karoke. 4/29: WHATS THE WORD IN EAST LOS @ AltaMed Headquarters (512 S. Indiana St.) No Cover/18+/11a-3p. Sponsored by altamed - The HIV Dept. Giveaways, Free HIV Testing. Sounds by: THE HAUS OF BEARY FRESH. VENDORS INCLUDE: My Pink Box, Liza Meza Designs, Juan Velasco from JWCH Institute- Young Mens Connection and Freestyle Catering Company. Photgraphy by Andrew Rivera and Hey Elay. Art by Hugo Romo. 4/30: QM WEST @Highways (1651 18th St., Santa Monica) $5 cover/21+/Show @7:30p. Performances by: The Miracle Whips, Megan Emotions Benton, La Muff, Metahuman, Raspin Stuwart, Martin von Sexy, Tyr Geoffrey Jung-Hall PLEASE NOTE: EVENTS ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE OR CAN BE CANCELLED, BE WARNED. THIS IS WHAT I KNOW BEFORE GOING TO PRINT. PLEASE, PLEASE LET ME KNOW HOW YOU WERE TREATED AND HOW THE EVENT WAS. I AM TRYING TO MAKE IT TO ALL EVENTS, BUT CAN'T MAKE IT TO ALL OF THEM. FOR COMPLETE LISTINGS, LINKS TO THE EVENTS and TO KNOW WHERE I AM MAKING AN APPEARANCE NEXT – GO TO MY BLOG, LOVES!!

Thank you so much for letting me share just a little of what I know, and if I missed anyone, know that it is NEVER on purpose! Facebook Fan Page: Barbie Q Blog: MissBarbie-Q.com via GayWestHollywood.com Email: MissBarbieQLA@gmail.com Thanks to all of you! xo baby xo, Miss Barbie-Q


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BY MRS. HELLO

Okay, hello. Early Saturday, a new cycle begins. The Aries New Moon cycle ends and the Taurus New Moon cycle begins. The New Moon in Taurus is a good time to commit to personal goals that express the positive energies of the sign of the Bull. It’s time to enjoy life’s simple and physical pleasures. Enjoy activities that bring us in touch with nature and with our bodies. It’s time to stop and smell the flowers, and to become more aware of what makes us feel comfortable and secure. This is a good cycle under which to re-evaluate our relationship to money and possessions, and to discover what truly makes us happy and fulfilled. It could be somewhat of a surprise, as we move through this time of regeneration. With this potent Taurus energy, we have the chance to make important changes in our lives. In approximately two weeks, after the Full Moon occurs, it will be time to make some solid yet realistic plans, and to set the stage for reaping the rewards from our new beginnings, as tiny or as huge as they may be. Have you ever had a picnic on Uranus? I’ll bet you have. Oh my stars. My girl wants to party all the time. Events and events – this town of tinsel has gone koo-koo-krazy with parties and special events for this and that, and for things I can’t even begin to figure out. All I’m saying is, this is the time to see and be seen, to be sure… star gazing at its best. I want to shut down the club with you! Yup, that’s Hollywood. Read your horoscope. Kiss someone. Break up to Make up. After all, you’re all stars.

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CANCER JUN 22–JUL 22: They say, “It’s just like riding a bike - you never forget.” This could be said for aspects of your past long about now, so do not be alarmed if you get a call out of the blue from someone that may represent a time gone by, but such is never really gone, and more importantly, it all remains a part of you. Learning from the past is just half of the equation; the other half rests with those “pop” quizzes that tend to work like life checks and balances for our journey. CAZWELL/BRIAN/AUSTIN GREEN

acting as a stand-in for real life. Watch out that this does not happen to you. PEACHES/ SEAN COMBS SAGITTARIUS NOV 23–DEC 21: Imagination is silly; it makes things all willy-nilly. Not so. We tend to prize intelligence over imagination (unless you work at Disney). However, at this time, you might consider imaging what it is you want, who you want, what it looks like, etc. You get the picture? This is exactly what will happen, if you just imagine it to be so. Try it, it doesn’t cost a thing, but could turn out to be priceless as you custom design the future for you. TONY MORAN/AARON CARTER



ARIES MAR 21–APR 19: Pick and choose what you need and what you don’t, as this is the time you can make the decisions that will see you pretty much through the rest of the year! You will be tested with relationships now as well, so become aware of the company that you keep, and know that sometimes those around us can be quite different from what we were led to believe. You may have heard about the servant becoming the master?? Well, think about this… which one are you?? LADY GA-GA/DIRK BOGARDE

TAURUS APR 20–MAY 21: Truly, at this time, free your mind and the rest will follow. The absence of thought could prove to be your best defense against angst, so to speak. The conviction with which you have been making decisions needs to be challenged, and it’s you that must make that challenge yourself. The rest of them will go along with almost anything you do and say. So maybe now, listen to and please yourself. ALEXANDER WANG/JORDAN KNIGHT GEMINI MAY 22–JUN 21: Yes, but how do you really feel? Really… if you don’t believe it, nobody else will. The value you place on your time and the decisions that you make will directly be reflected in the satisfaction and effectiveness that you receive. The time is also good to reevaluate your environment, maybe make it a little more user friendly. Whatever that means to you could be as simple as ridding yourself of excess, or painting a wall a new color. ANNE HECHE/MAXWELL

LEO JULY 23–AUG 23: Where your attention goes it grows; where it is not, so it rots. Wrong? There’s nothing wrong except that you insist on focusing energy, sometimes endlessly, on situations that exist only in your mind. The “solution” to these problems is simply re-assigning that energy to dealing with things that ARE there. Know how you never seem to have enough time? Well, you could have time to spare if you just shift gears. Try it today! BRAD GORSKI/ANTONIO BANDERAS

VIRGO AUG 24–SEP 22: Okay, how do you expect to get more, when you neglect what you already have?? The prize comes to those that welcome abundance, not shun it. It would be like going to an all-you-caneat restaurant and only having a biscuit with a little gravy… huh? Exactly. Time and place play into just how much you can do at any given time, but make sure you aren’t just playing patsy with those elements and putting yourself in your own box. If so, then take yourself back out again before someone else puts a lid on it for you. PAUL IACONO/TYLER PERRY LIBRA SEP 23–OCT 23: Oh my, my…looks like things are again a bit of a mess. Clutter dear, that’s all. Give it good shake, and run it through the wash. As you clean the corners of your mind, so do you clean the corners of your home. Good plan. Break it down and do a little each day. After all, that is exactly how the mess came to be in the first place, right? Thought so. You should be mindful, however, to take it easy during this process, and don’t press or stress to excess. Pace, and win the race. KIERON RICHARDSON/NE-YO

SCORPIO OCT 24–NOV 22: And he said, “Oh, I can’t tonight. I need to stay in and wash my hair.” Well, maybe not just like that, but here’s the real deal - give it (and yourself) a break. It really is okay to stay in, not go out, be alone, and see what’s really going on. This is the only way you are going to get back on track. We tend to let our “busy” social lives become this phony stock pile of commitments that could run the risk of

CAPRICORN DEC 22–JAN 20: Okay, so it isn’t going to happen overnight. Since when have you felt the need to rush anything? Really?? You and your ways - all like this, not like that. Well, breathe a little and see just how clear things are (or aren’t). This is known as finding the missing pieces or a few of them anyway. Point is, don’t simply count on things just being there. Make the time to assure they are indeed. The result will be one that you like, and one that more closely resembles you, certainly more than recent ones. Bless your heart. WILSON CRUZ/ GAYLE KING AQUARIUS JAN 21–FEB 18: First on the block to get the new gadgets, and first to involve the ways of the future. So why is it that you are stuck in the middle of what more closely resembles swamp?? Now, maybe you have become over-encumbered with seeking approval from others, or at the very least, trying to please and/or impress them. Well phooey on that. Let’s think about pleasing yourself for a spell, and get back to the way things were for you at the first of the year. This adjustment will get you back on track. ARI GOLD/DR. DRE

PISCES FEB 19–MAR 20: Remember this one? “It’s for me to know and you to find out.” Nice, huh? Well, the Universe works in ways sometimes unknown to us at any point in time, and this is just what may be happening with you now. Go ahead and deal with not knowing all the answers just yet, and be careful not to push too hard for them as this move will only backfire, and the damage control will be both costly and time consuming. Avoid this. On the personal front, be happy with what Mamma said to do - namely, to “shop around”; and try not to get into too much too fast. CHRISTOPHER RICE/RYAN ROTTMAN


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If you didn’t already know, this coming Wednesday, April 25th is the anniversary of the longest running live show and promotion in the history of West Hollywood. I guess we could be bold and say Los Angeles, but God forbid someone fact-checks this shit and I’d be labeled a liar. Anyway, next week is Micky’s COCKTAILS WITH THE STARS big anniversary bash. Many of the old fucks that stop by our show every week challenged me saying that they think that the show started sometime in January. While this may be true, I decided to move up the anniversary to first time we held our show after the fire that set Micky’s ablaze on September 21, 2007. Where were you when Micky’s burned down? Every WeHo gay knows the answer to this question. Bobby Trendy was across the street consoling the go-go boys and chatting it up with TMZ. I was at the gym “working out” when breaking news hit the monitors and my dreams of having François Sagat on my show was destroyed. I have the fondest memories of the old ghetto show at the old ghetto Micky’s: presecurity cameras and before the decline of porn DVD sales. If you never attended the old days of COCKTAILS WITH THE STARS at Micky’s, you missed the days when Chi Chi LaRue used to deejay once a month, when Michael Brandon took “advantage” of his birthday cake, or when Jason Sechrest interviewed François Sagat before he spoke English, or when Anaconda Ricky Martinez took a shower at the show and made a few hundred dollars in five minutes. Since the fire we’ve had many magical moments that I’d rather not put on paper because… well, I’d likely get fired, but if I had to clean up my “magical moments”, I would name Next Door Male Model Marcus Mojo, Samuel O’Toole & Johnny Torque pretty amazing as people flooded the upstairs lounge to see these str8 studs shed their clothes. Having Matthew Rush, Francesco D’macho stop by and casually mention to me last minute their “friend” Erik Rhodes was coming along as well was amazing. Zeb Atlas performing a strip-tease or my favorite David Forest being accosted by a porn debt collector during the middle of the show. The show has been a complete wild ride and the thing that keeps me coming back for more is the mystery of what just might happen at the show. There are a few people I want to thank: Clint, NickYoungXXX.com, Ash-Camerazzi, Chris ‘Blue T-Shirt’, Adam Russo, Kermie, Josh R, the entire Micky’s staff, Johnny M for serving me strong drinks. Joe G, Dan S., and a million other loyal, loyal patrons that stop by every week to win porn and say HELLO. We all hope to see you next Wednesday night on the downstairs patio as Dj Chi Chi Larue spins and I host what will be an AMAZING night with Chi Chi’s new discovery THE RIOT MEN. About 30 of my closest porn star buddies will be stopping by too, so get there early and please tell a friend!

François Sagat

samuel o’Toole, marcus mojo, Johnny Torque at Cocktails With The stars.



LA 4.20.12