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Hello, to all you smart readers who have the good gay sense to turn to the pages of Odyssey Magazine for your bi-weekly dose of Hollywood dirt!!! Everyone’s talking about the big Russell Brand/Katy Perry divorce problem!! It turns out the two did NOT vacation together in Hawaii during the Holidays as previously reported. Katy was in Hawaii by herself while Russell was in Europe, and all the media reports of them having a happy vacation together were nothing but lies, lies, lies!! The truth came out shortly after when the divorce was filed, and now both stars are getting a healthy dose of publicity!! I guess love can’t always work out!!! That’s certainly the case for lesbians K.D. Lang and Jamie Price!! The two dykes have filed to dissolve their domestic partnership!! While love may die, new life is always born!! Congratulations to Beyoncé and Jay-Z for giving birth to a beautiful baby girl named Blue Ivy!! Unfortunately, the hospital where Blue Ivy was born is under scrutiny because of the increased security presence during the time Beyoncé was there!! Some moms who were at the hospital have threatened to sue because they were mistreated by hospital staff and security!! Life alert!!! Looks like Madonna’s music career might be back from the dead!! Her “Madgesty” sat down for a candid interview with ABC’s Cynthia McFadden where she opened up about all sorts of topics, and even discussed her rivalry with Lady GaGa!!! Miss GaGa has been busy getting closer to her hunky Twilight boyfriend, Taylor Kinney!! The two have constantly been spotted together and sources close to GaGa say that it is getting very serious!! Movie time!! Miley Cyrus is done with her tabloid career and back into acting with the release of “LOL (Laughing Out Loud)”, a film she stars in opposite Demi Moore and Ashley Greene!! More problems for probation princess, Lindsay Lohan!! Looks like Lilo owes the IRS over $90,000 in unpaid taxes and Uncle Sam wants his cash!! Take a lesson from Wesley Snipes who is serving a 3-year prison sentence for tax evasion, and get those taxes paid, Miss Lohan!!! Jail bird alert!! Just like MTV break-out star, Amber Portwood, another Teen Mom is in the slammer!! Jenelle Evans was arrested in North Carolina for making harassing phone calls and threatening an unidentified person!! Wow!! After re-opening the investigation into Natalie Wood’s mysterious death in 1981, police say they have found no evidence to suggest she was murdered!! Speaking of murder, Casey Anthony is back in the news!!! Some recent video diary clips have surfaced on the internet of the killer mom showing off her new piercings and talking about a dog she adopted. Casey’s lawyers are claiming that her computer was hacked and she had nothing to do with the release of the videos, but top investigators like Nancy Grace are saying that’s baloney and Casey released the videos herself in an attempt to make money!!! Oh boy!! Looks like actor Sean Penn is doing well with his probation for criminal battery against (another) photographer!! Sean’s lawyer, Richard Hirsch, presented the judge in the case with a glowing progress report about Sean’s anger management classes!! Gee!!! Even though Kanye West and Kimberly Kardashian have denied having an affair, Kanye’s ex, Amber Rose, won’t let it go!!! Amber says she has proof the two hooked

up and she’s been up on TMZ with top media pit bull, Harvey Levin, to talk all about it!! Oops!!! Rapper Snoop Dogg was arrested in Texas for possession of marijuana after his tour bus was stopped in Sierra Blanca, the same town where Willie Nelson was popped for pot a few years back!! It was star-studded fun at the 2012 People’s Choice Awards!! Julianne Hough, Sharon Osbourne, Elisha Cuthbert, Joe Jonas, Mark Burnett, and Kaley Cuoco were among the famous faces at the annual awards ceremony!! Huh? Don’t tell Facebook founder, Mark Zuckerberg, but Justin Timberlake is trying to make Myspace popular again by turning the website into an interactive TV service!! Wow!! Casey Abrams just signed a record deal!!! Now he can make published music alongside his fellow Season 10 American Idol contestants like Scott McCreery, Lauren Alaina, James Durbin, Haley Reinhart, and Pia Toscano who all got signed to record labels before him!! Uh oh!! Actor Paul Bettany has pulled out of the Showtime series “Masters of Sex”, a new series about sexuality pioneers, William Masters and Virginia Johnson!! Good news!! Martin Scorsese’s blockbuster film, “Goodfellas”, is being turned into a television series for AMC, and it will be produced by Irwin Winkler, Nicholas Pileggi, and Jorge Zamacona!! Yippee!! Hillary Duff is back in the recording studio working on a new album that is sure to be a hit!! Following in the footsteps of Ashton Kutcher, Golden Girl, Betty White, has a new prank-style TV show called “Off Their Rockers”!! Oprah Winfrey is getting richer by the minute after her network, OWN, pulled in 1.6 million viewers with her new interview style TV show, “Oprah’s Next Chapter”!! Romance alert!! Saturday Night Live superstar, Kristen Wiig, was seen making out with her new boyfriend, Strokes drummer, Fabrizio Moretti!! The couple was out and about at the after party for the latest SNL episode that was hosted by Charles Barkley!! Other guests at the party included Sean Penn and Lou Diamond Phillips!! It’s still nothing but fights, fights, and more fights between Jennifer Lopez and her ex, Marc Anthony!!! A source close to the divorcees says that Jen thinks Marc is not being a good father to their children, and Marc thinks Jen needs to see a psychologist!! Too bad she’s too busy with her hot, 24-year-old boyfriend, Casper Smart, to have time for any psychological lessons!! Oops, she did it again!! Britney Spears just turned 30, and it looks like she still has what it takes to be a pop star after her new single, “Look Who’s Talking Now”, was leaked on the internet, and it sounds like another mega hit!! Awkward time!!! Jersey Shore superstar, Snooki, released her line of tanning lotion products and her ex- boyfriend, Emilio Antonio, crashed the event to make Snooki uncomfortable!! High fashion only!! Teen idol, Justin Bieber, appears in this month’s V Magazine, where he does some couture modeling and talks about hot topics like turning 18, his girlfriend Selena Gomez, and compares himself to Michael Jackson?!?! Sorry to break it to you, Justin, but you ain’t no King of Pop!! Unfortunately, convicted murderer, Conrad Murray, may not have to pay $100 million in restitution to Michael’s family, because his lawyers have filed documents to have the case reopened!!! His defense team

is STILL trying to claim Michael Jackson injected himself with the fatal dose of Propofol, and Dr. Murdery shouldn’t have to pay the $100 million in blood money because of that!! Big names at this year’s Palm Springs Film Festival!! Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, George Clooney, Charlize Theron, Tom Hanks, Adrien Brody, Gary Oldman, Michelle Williams, Glenn Close, Stacy Kiebler, Al Pacino, and Jonah Hill were just a few of the A-list attendees that made it out to the desert for all the film festival fame and fun!! Drew Barrymore, who??? Five-year-old, Isabella Barrett, break out star from “Toddlers & Tiaras”, partied the night away at Libation night club in NYC for a special charity event!! I had no idea corrupting 5-year-olds was considered charity?! Oh well, what does an old haggitha like Shamantha Cox know about what’s right and wrong these days?? All I know is that if you need to know what’s up with all your favorite stars, just pick up your copy of Odyssey Magazine every two weeks, read this column, and get schooled on all the latest dirt!! Now that’s the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, MARY!!! See you next time!!

THE COLUMN By Rhea Litre’

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This has been my favorite week of the year, and I dub it PORN WEEK! Everywhere I turned, I saw the sexiest man I have ever seen, and guess what? They were all Porn Stars! The Porn Parade opened on Wednesday @ Scotty B’s “Cocktails with the Stars” featuring Angelo Marconi & Landon Conrad. These two have been inseparable at the clubs. I wonder if there is some kind of romance sparking ;). Thursday night, I returned to Sanctuary Thursdays @ The Abbey with the sexy DJ PornStar spinning his beats HARD! Speaking of spinning… DJ Chi Chi Larue was back in LA as the HIGH PRIESTESS of the dancefloor @ The Cybersocket Awards held @ The Factory Event Space. Every inch of ManMeat that was in the room has graced one of our small screens online or at home, and I was in HEAVEN. Brandon Wilde made quite the entrance in an SUV Limo. Sister Roma OWNED the red carpet. Luciana performed and Steven Daigle looked HOTTER than EVER! Notable attendees included: Paul Nicholls, Woody Woodbeck, Johna Myers, Johnny McGovern, Chico’s Angels, Shangela, Morgan McMichaels, Johnny Torque, Travis James, Jesse Santana, Cliff Jensen, Gavin Waters, Trent Locke, Preston Steele, Adam Rexx, Philip Aubrey, Nicco Sky, Tommy Defendi. Special Congrats to all the nominees & winners! There is finally a reason to go out on a Tuesday Night in WeHo! Billy Francesca brings you the most off the wall party to Micky’s! The Grand Opening of “Lip Tickler” was a HUGE success, it must have been the hosted bar from 9:30-10:30 & 2-for-1 drinks til midnight! DJ Derek Monteiro spun, Allusia got drunk, Mike Munich got cray-cray, Steven Janji was… there, Matt Cheney was SEXY and Billy Francesca, well, OD’ed on pills. Be sure to check it out every Tuesday! Do you think you have what it takes to be West Hollywood’s TOP Vocalist? Courtney Act and I bring you The Premiere of “WeHo’s Got Talent” @ Revolver January 16th! Drink tea, squeeze honey & suck on foreskin to keep those vocal chords right… because shit is getting VOCAL!!! Who said 2012 was the end? … it’s just the beginning!


STARS ONLY monday

MUSTACHE MONDAYS! 1050 S Hill, LA (next door to the Mayan), Hot New DJ Josh Peace, Dino Dinco &Nacho! myspace.com/mustachemondays SHOWGIRLS! Mickys 8857 SM Blvd 310.657.1176. Fine Top Tranny Review SEXY BITCH Rage 8911 SM Blvd 310.652.7055 Pop & hip hop with Aubrey! HOT MESS MONDAYS Panama Joes 5100 E.2nd St. LB. 562.434.7417 DANDY Beauty Bar 1638 N Cahuenga Where LA & NYC Club Fashion come together. DJ Manny Patel Jr, Wayne Castro $10 martini & mani special MONDAY MADNESS Alibi East 225 South San Antonio Ave, Pomona GODDESS MJ’s 2810 Hyperion SL 323.660.1503 Leslie Monroy & T-girls METRO MONDAYz MASSACRE Fubar 7994 SM Blvd 323.654.0396 Host: Cheyne Hauk Performances by Rhea Litrè, Detox & Many More. Oct. 24 POPCORN The Abbey 692 N Robertson Bl 310. 289-8410 DJRayRhodes DREAMGIRLS REVUE HM 740 E Broadway LB 562.436.7900. 9p show ISRAEL’S CANTINA Chico 2915 W Beverly Blvd, Montebello 323.721.3401 Happy Hour prices all night long! CHEAP & EASY Paradise Piano Bar 1800 Broadway Blvd LB 562.436.2433 EL CONQUISTADOR 3701 W Sunset Blvd. SL 323.666.5136 Mon-Thu Happy Hour 4-6:30pm with hors d’ouvres! Lunch Tues-Sun 11am ASIAN NIGHT 1350 Club 510 W Anaheim St, Wilmington. $8 lockers from 5pm-10pm 6-hr rental 310.830.4784 STRIP PARTIES Midtowne 615 Kohler, downtown 213.680.1838 1/2 PRICE ROOMS Melrose Spa 7269 Melrose 323.937.2122. $13.50 CLUB SIN Club Ripples in LB 5101 E Ocean Blvd. Hip Hop - DJ Ernie Pearl / 2-for-1 Drinks, $3 Domestic Bottles, $4 Jager Shots

tuesday RIM JOB! MJ’s 2810 Hyperion SL 323.660.1503. Nice & sleazy go-go guys. Cuz eatin’ ain’t cheatin’. www.anthonylopezpresents.com DREAM GIRLS Rage 8911 SM Blvd 310.652.7055. THE O.G. SHOW! MANHOLE Motherlode 8944 SM Blvd 310.659.9700 HipHop w/DJ Ben Dirty Burty’s “Dirty Dancers” and monthly “Hot Hole” Contest!! MR BLACK LA Bardot 1737 Vine St. This NYC legend lands on the coast Luke Nero’s O.G. Dance Den goes off with Rusty U., Lenora C., and Gregory A! RECESS Eleven Nightclub 8811 SM ClubTigerheat.com gets back to the playgay ground hottest 18+ with DJ’s Ray Rhodes and Howie T. LIPTICKLER Mickys 8857 S.M. Blvd lipticklerguestlist@gmail.com RIDE! KARAOKE Velvet Lounge 416 W 4th St Santa Ana, CA Karen Cobb! BOYS NIGHT OUT Circus 6655 SM Blvd 323.462.1291 L.A.’s Tues Tradition, hot papis abound. DJ Ernie Pearl. $3 cover! KARAOKE Fubar 7994 SM Blvd 323.654.0396 Fresh Comedy Mic Night with Bruce Daniels and Cher Madonna gets the boys to wail! HAMBURGER MARYS Latino Heat 8288 SM Blvd 323.654.3800 Taco Bar! and Chocolate Fountain... Cholos toooo! T-GIRL HM 740 E. Broadway LB 562.436.7900 T- Girl Tuesdays Packed TIPSY TIPSY TUES Ripples 5101 E Ocean LB $3 well Vodka $4 Jäger SPIRIT Proof 215 N Broadway, Santa Ana / Atmosphere Events doing the booze and boys 21+. DJ RPM and DJ Ahmed www.spiritTuesdays.com KARAOKE Alibi East 225 S San Antonio Ave, Pomona. Taco Tues on the patio - Karaoke 9pm-1am No Cover! GANG BANG Faultline 4216 Melrose Ave. S.L. 323.660.0889. Music, video, hot boys, cheap happy hour ‘til Midnight. 1/2 PRICE ROOMS Midtowne 615 Kohler DT 213.680.1838. $15 THE MINESHAFT 1720 E Broadway LB 562.436.2433. Beer Specials & Free Pool! Wall to wall LB Babes always on Tops Only! TEQUILA RM East West Lounge 8851 SM Blvd. Tequila from Jalisco México YOU CALL IT Flux 17817 Lakewood Blvd Bellflower 562.633.6394. All top shelf premiums only $3. This is a hot pocket of papis. Check it out! MARIX TACO TUESDAYS! Marix WEHO 1108 N Flores St 323.656.8800. ALL-YOU-CAN EAT TACO bar only $7.95.

wednesday

STRIPPER CIRCUS Here 696 N Robertson Blvd 310.360.8455. BABES! Paul Nicholls and Woody Woodbeck turn this new humpday humpier! HOT ROD! Mickys 8857 Santa Monica 310.657.1176 Stefano Rossi RULES! FUEGO Rage 8911 SM Blvd 310.652.7055 DJ Salvador keeps the ChicosHot. COCKTAILS W.THE STARS! Mickys 8857 SM 310.657.1176. ScottyB This legendary Industry Flesh fest is landin on humpday with Stefano too! 25 CENT BEER!!! Ripples 5101 E Ocean Blvd 562.433.0357. W. $5 also patio BBQ 6-9pm, Zumba Class 730-830 w. EddieV_76@yahoo.com NEON BLACKOUT! Eleven Nightclub 8811 SM Blvd - 310.855.0800 Gay Glow Lights and Bright beats ! Mykee Be & Wayne Castro Fresh lil’ humpin’ FLASHBACK Trunks 8809 SM Blvd 310.652.1015 Igenue and DJ Draven! CHERRY Velvet Lounge 416 W 4th StSanta Ana, CA 92701 LADIES NIGHT INFERNO Cobra 10937 Burbank Blvd (at Vineland) 818.760.9798 BiLatinMen.com DJ Aaron Hernandez. Pop, HipHop, Dance and Top 40 CLUB METRO MJ’s 2810 Hyperion 323.660.1530 R&B Ivan Daniels! WILD WEDS! HM 740 E. Broadway LB 562.436.7900. 18+ Wild Wed and Starlette Revue Jewels hosts COCKFIGHT Cobra 10937 Burbank Blvd. 818.760.9798 Hot Hot NoHo! MARGARITA MADNESSRoosterfish Roosterfish 1302 Abbott Kinney, Venice. $3.00 Cuervo Gold Margaritas all day long! Cute beach gay babes. BINGO! Hamburger Mary’s Weho 8288 SM Blvd 323.654.3800. Fierce celebrity ball throw-down. Check out the hotties and drink specials! KENNY’S KARAOKE Fiesta Cantina 8865 Santa Monica Bl. Starts 10pm. New groovy jungle local. This is “The” Karaoke ! Let it Rip Gurl! 2-4-1drinks! DELICIOUS Arena 6655 SM Blvd 323.692.3636. Ghetto Hip-Hop R&B, Merengue Room. 18+. DJ Manny C. FLASHBACK WEDS Melrose Spa 7269 Melrose Ave. $8 lockers from 5p11p (6 hr-rental) Cheap Fun SEX Slurp! 1/2 PRICE ROOMS 1350 Club 510 W Anaheim St, Wilmington 310.830.4784. Rooms $14.50, lockers $12.50 for 6-hours 18+ / $3 Drinks & $4 Premiums Oasis 1386 Foothill Bl. Upland 909.920.9590. Drink cheap and get it all going on humpday!

thursday TIGERHEAT & HEAVEN The Avalon 1735 Vine St. Hollywood. 18+. DJs Jason Lavitt, Ray Rhodes and Howie T. RULE. www.clubtigerheat.com BIG FAT DICK! Fubar 7994 SM Blvd. Mario Diaz gives you buckets o’ jazz with DJ Riley Moore spinning out of “cocktrol”. PAPI CALIENTE Velvet 416 W 4th St Santa Ana 714.664.0663 Dj Derek CLUB NUR MJ’s 2810 Hyperion SL. 323.660.1503. Hot steamy sexy sandbox! Gevo and Hrair Hookah you some desert dick! RAGE 18+ 8911 SM Blvd 310.652.7055. 18 & ova star type young fresh chickens! Daddys! Drink Specials. PAN DULCE Micky’s 8857 SM Bl. 323.692.9573 Hot Latin boys! clubpapi.com SANCTUARY Abbey 684 Robertson Bl. 310.289.8410. Tom Whitman KYSS Here Lounge 696 Robertson 310.360.8455. DJ Lezlee and Asha LATIN NIGHT Executive Suite 3428 E PCH LB 562.597.388. $2.50 Coronas DOLL HOUSE HM 740 E. Broadway LB 562.436.7900. 18 + gurls! BURLESQUE SHOW HM. 8288 SM WH 323.654.3800. SNATCH Menagerie 3581 University Av w. Raven 951.788.8000 THURS. NIGHT DELIGHT VIP Nightclub 3673 Merrill Ave. 951.784.2370 Stripper. Sexiness, $5 all-u-can drink draft. Karaoke patio. THIRSTY THURSDAYS Trunks 8809 SM Blvd 310.652.1015 TRANzIT at Josephs 1775 Ivar St. Hollywood 818.660.9472 with Veronica resident Dj Jonney Miles big beats, tranzit_josephsnightclub@hotmail.com FRAT HOUSE 8112 Garden Grove Blvd G.G. 714.373.FRAT Hot Strip Shows Sat & Sun! Drag review on Saturdays! KLKPORN STAR J.O. PARTY Midtowne Spa. 615 Kohler LA 213.680.1838. 8pm. Big Porn. Industry slabs of beef! Dinner is served! DANCE IDOL Oasis Nightclub 1386 Foothill Blvd Upland 909.920.9590. 10 wk contest. Cash prizes – puta! C.FRENz-KARAOKE (form.Bananas) 7026 Reseda Blvd. 818.996.2976 with Tony B. The best karaoke in the Valley! JEWELS BODYPARTS Falcon 1435 E Broadway LB 562.422.1928. $1beer


Who? POMONA’S CLUB 340 WALL TO WALL DANCETERIA!

EVEN HOT MAMA SNOOKI NEEDS HER HUMPDAY HOT ROD ACTION AT MICKYS

AN MJ’S HOT & SMART GOGO NEW YEAR QUEER BABY!

MAJOR LAZER LATIN LOVER IN THE SPOT LIGHTBEAMS!!!! CLUB 340

THE DESERT’S DADDIO JEFFREY SANKER & STEVE MACHUCA RULIN’ NYE

BRIDGET BARDOT OF THE PALM SPRINGS NEW QUEER YEAR WEEKEND!


STARS ONLY friday

FRESH VICE Eleven 8811 SM Bl.310.855.0800. Don J.S. and Steve Machuca 9pm. Cocktails. 11pm dancing with resident DJ Morningstar and VIP VICEsquad. HYPE Ultra Suede 661 N. Robertson Bl. Paul Nicholls Brings you the Biggest Performers from all over the world!! DJ Morningstar - hypevip@aol.com FRESH MEAT M.J.’s 2810 Hyperion 323.660.1530. $6 Drinks ‘til 12 TRUCKSTOP GIRLS 696 Robertson 310.360.8455. Linda gets this fine-ass Friday homo & Lezbo mix hang going! Always packed! REHAB W. DETOX HMarys 8288 SM Bl. WH 323.654.3800 Bingo Boy Prod.’s Serve “21st Century Drag” with Detox Icunt and SRS stars! No Cover DANCE BITCH Fubar 7994 SM Blvd 323.654.0396. Hosted and DJ’d by The Gorgeous Gay Mobstars Billy Francesca and Herm’s homotley screw crew! GAMEBOI RAGE 8911 SM Blvd 310.652.7055. Packed every Friday! . 18+, 2 dance floor - playing Pop, Dance and Asian music videos all night. BOYSROOM via Tigerheat Executive Suite Nightclub 3428 E.PCH, L.B. 562.597.3884 21+. $3 beers/$4 vodkas + Red Bulls www.clubboysroom.com FLEX Velvet Lounge 416 W 4th St Santa Ana, 21 + OC BABES DANCerteria! ROOSTERFISH 1320 Abbott Kinney, Venice 310.392.2123. Beach Boy Babes out in droves! Blondes and butch! Drink specials. FUzzY 1123 Vine St. Hollywood Mario Diaz & Cody Bayne’s 2nd Fri. Butch STAG AT ROCKWELL 1714 Vermont Av 323.669.1550 rockwellvt.com CUB SCOUT Eagle LA 4219 SM Blvd 323.669.9472. Chris/Vic. 1st Fri. FILTH FRIDAYS Faultline 4216 Melrose Blvd 323.660.0889. DJ Matt Moody. Rockin Redneck Strip-pole. Pabst Beer Cans 9-2am CLUB HOMBRES Club Cobra 10937 Burbank Blvd. Showers! Undies Contest FAME Circus 6655 SM Blvd WEHO 323.721.1291. Latin, house, R&B. Latina Diva Karlota 9pm-3:30am. 21+. The most caliente cholos! 18+ Oasis 1386 E Foothill Upland 909.920.9590. Beef stick! BOYBAR HMarys 740 E Broadway LB 562.436.7900. 18+ Hot gogo dancing DJ Zach Moos and Boy U. Baby Doll Go Go’s ! CLUB DIVA VIP Club 3673 Merrill Av Riverside 951.784.2370. Vanity Halston, Raven, Mayhem, Bridgette Diamond, Kiwi.. Krazy Gurls! 11pm ALIBI EAST 225 San Antonio Pomona 909.623.9422. Latin love! $2 domestic beers. Two DJs spinning afterhours ‘til 3am! Slammed & Sexy! FLASHBACK FRIDAYS Chico 2915 Beverly Blvd Montebello 323.721.3403. DJ Frank aka DJ TJ playing videos & old skool. $2 Coronas AzUCAR UCAR at C. Frenz (form.Bananas) 7026 Reseda Bl., Reseda 818.996.2976 FREE BARRIO ENTRANCE Frathouse 8112 Garden Grove 714.373.3728 UNzIPPED Ripples 5101 E. Ocean 562.433.0357. Hot new GoGo Girls. $6 Absolut, $3 Bud Light Bottles, $1 Jello shots & Trish’s Kitchen

saturday HOOKER CASINO Here 696 Robertson 310.360.8455. SEPT 17- From the team behind Stripper Circus - an all new interactive experience. Presented by Paul Nicholls with Woody Woodbeck, hosted by Billy Francesca & Rhea Litre. MONSTER Eleven 8211SM Bl. 310.855.0800. Tigerheat Hotties WeHo Style! Ray Rhodes & Howie T. spin to big Pop Top! www.clubtigerheat.com STAR BAR Velvet Lounge 416 W 4th St Santa Ana, 18+ BOYS THE “ABBEYWOOD” 684 Robertson Blvd. 310.289.8410. Bi-sexy Scene CHERRY POP Ultra Suede 661 N Robertson. Tom Whitman’s Soda Tops! ROCK & ROLL GAY BAR Fubar 7994 SM Bl. 323.791.3041 The Boulet Bro. Jay Krimas serve you Flesh Trade and all w. Dj’s Jasten King & Barbeau spinnin’ RAGE 18-25 8911 SM Bl. 310.652.7055. Younger, fresher, hotter! 18+. Two rooms of dance dolls. Hip hop too. Hot damn! ARENA 6655 SM Bl. 323.462.1291. Gene La Pietra’s Grande! FRICTION MJ’s 2810 Hyperion SL 323.660.1503. By Scandal! 10p-2a REFLEX Ultra Suede 661 N Robertson Bl. Flesh pool every other Saturday after-hours evenstarpresents.com for info MONTHLY at LA Stock Exchange! FLAWLESS VIP 3673 Merrill Av Riverside. Yep mo’ hot drag shows! Hosted by Venus D Lite, featuring Chad Michaels, Raja, Delta Work, Tommi Rose, Jackie Beat, and admirers. Show 11pm. SCREW MJ’s 2810 Hyperion Av. Third Saturday of month for your kink needs. Tattoo Chris’s raunchiest Dick Down. MJsBar.com SPIT Faultline 4216 Melrose 323.969.2530. Third Saturday. DJ Paul V. OLE OLE Club Cobra 10937 Burbank Bl. NoHo. ClubCobraLA.com Latin Pop, Cumbias, COBRA dancers and our fave El Show de Karlotta

VIP 18 & OVER 3673 Merrill Ave. 909.784.2370. Hairspray. 3rd.Sat.of month. Packed hot teen scene, drink specials! CHICO 2915 W Beverly Bl. Montebello 323.721.3404. DJ Brett spins hip hop, house, old skool and Latin. $3 Dirty Water Shots! BLENDER Palms 8572 SM Bl. 310.652.6188. DJ Raw Bert Monthly Mayhem HAMBURGER MARYS 740 E Broadway LB 562.436.7900. 1st 2nd “Play Hard” 21+ NO Cover DJ Dancing 4th Sat BEARS STUNNING HM. 8288 SM WH 323.654.3800 hosted by Calpernia Addams Drag and burlesque show CLUB VENUS Executive Suite 3428 E PCH LB 562.597.3884. Ladies! 18+ Oasis 1386 E Foothill Upland 909.920.9590 FULL FRONTAL DISCO Akbar 4356 Sunset S.LDisco Daddy Mario Diaz RIPPLES 5101 E Ocean Bl. LB 562.433.0357. 1st La Playa, 2nd Bearbar, 3rd Locker Room, 4th Dj Ernie Vee. Players only! Hottest SaturdayNights in LB! ALIBI EAST 225 S. San Antonio Av Pomona 909.623.9422. $2.00 domestic beer, $4.00 well drinks DJs and Dancing! No Cover. TRANNYSHACK Monthly @ EchoPlex 1154 Glendale Blvd 213.413.8200. Hosted by Heklina & Cody Bayne. SF Meets LA-Drama-Drag Show

sunday SIzE U. Here 696 Robertson HereLounge.com 310.360.8455. 4pm-2am, Happy Hour, Play Wii & Beer Pong “Prepare to get Schooled” by Tom Whitman RELOAD Robertson 665 N. Robertson Blvd. 11-4pm Brunch & Beats too! Woody Woodbeck gets the guys into munchin’ 15.00 All you can Eat Brunch SERVICE Robertson 665 N. Robertson Blvd. Rob Dorman and Justin David Pack in the Gay Beef on the Weho Robertson Restaurant space! GoGo’s ! 4pm RELEASE Mickys 8857 S.M. Bl. Afternoons presented by Stefano Rossi. Music by Res. DJ Strange Machine and guests. Relax. Retreat. Release. DECADES Mickys 8857 SM Blvd 310.657.1176 Stefano Rosso 70s80s90s! !HOUSE BOI! AT Velvet Lounge 416 W 4th St Santa Ana Electronica Hauz! UNREAL Hamburger Marys WEHO 8288 SM Bl. 323.654.3800. Calpernia Addams, Delilah DeMilo Shoot Out & Drag Stars Galore. 9pm. No Cover POPRAzzI Rage 8911 SM Bl. 310.652.7055. DJ Tony G. Pops it up!snap! BEARBUST Mickys 8857 SM Blvd 310.657.1176. DJ Ryan Jones upstairs! BOOTY BUMP Fubar 7994 SM Blvd 323.654.0396. Dirty Burty & boys. O-BARS MUSICAL MARTINI NIGHT 8279 SM Bl. 323.822.3300. $8 martini better than karaoke. Pianist doing songs by request! CLUB PAPI LA The Factory. This special monthly event party rules! info: www.clubpapi.com Jamie Awad’s Cholos! BEARS IN SPACE Akbar 4356 W Sunset Bl. SL. 2nd Sun. Dancing bears! BUSTED! Motherlode 8944 SM Bl. 310.659.9700. Beer bust. $5 Infinity/$1 glass. DJ Bobby Y and karaoke 11p-2a. ALIBI EAST 225 S San Antonio Av. Pomona, Beer Bust 3-9pm HAMB MARYS WEHO 8288 SM Bl. WH 323.654.3800 Brunchettes Daytime Drag 11am. Sunday NIght Ben Roman Karaoke HAMB MARYS LB 740 E Broadway LB 562.436.7900 Brunchettes Daytime Drag 11am. Sunday Night CLUB SWAG with DJ Ernie Pearl LUCKY SUNDAYS Tia Juana’s 14988 Sand Canyon Av. Irvine www.LuckySundays.com $2 shots, Lucky Star Revue 10-11pm. DJ Zach. 18+ CLUB BOOMBASTIC HM 740 E Broadway L.B. 526.983.7900. Blacktino! DRAG IDOL Oasis 1386 E Foothill Upland 909.920.9590 C.FRENz 7026 Reseda Bl. Reseda 818.996.2976. Beer Bust Valley3-8pm. FLAVOR WildCat Lounge 15 W Ortega Santa Barbara. DJ Gavin Roy. Industry and Beach Babes MySpace Robert Mendez & the boys. RIPPLES SUNDAY PLAYGROUND 5101 E Ocean Bl. L.B. 562.433.0357. Trish’s free Mexican BBQ from 6p-9p. $2 Drafts, $3 Iced T’s. Live bands Cynthia Manley Band & Julian Miranda and the Krush. VIP SUNDAYS 3673 Merrill Riverside 909.784.2370. Opens 3pm. Beerbust till 11p, L.I. Tea’s $3.75 and stiff martinis! STRIP PARTIES Midtowne Spa 615 Kohler 213.680.1838. 3pm HOOK-UP 1047 E 2nd St. Pomona 909.620.2844. Beerbust 3p-8pm . $1.00 16oz. tap, no cover www.hook-up.net UNDIES SUNDAYS Crest Bar 5935 Cherry Av. L.B. 562.423.6650. $2.50 wells ‘til 10p. Free. BBQ 4p-8p. Hot boys ‘n’ briefs!


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THE WIGS

By Barbie Q • MissBarbieQLA@gmail.com Hello, my loves! With the MLK holiday weekend coming up, I began thinking of times I have been discriminated against or worse, how many times I may have discriminated someone else. Being the queen I am, I know for a fact that I have been looked down upon by others. I will even admit in print that I have felt discriminated against in my own community. Yes, I said it! You see, discrimination is not just about the color of the skin; it can be about body type, gender, mannerisms, religion (or lack thereof), economic class, or even social class. Think of the times you have thought about going into a place and you were worried about what you had on, how you would sound, or if you would have enough money. That worry is a sign that you were worried about being judged. Discriminated against. Now, when I talk about discriminating others, I’ll admit that I have looked at certain groups and automatically judged them. It came from how they judged me so harshly in the past, but that is not an excuse. I am working on that because we all know that there are exceptions. We, as humans, will always have that little discrimination layer. That is how we are, how we have been conditioned. But recognizing it and learning how to handle it is up to the individual. Being open-minded isn’t just a statement, it’s a way of life. Think about it. Nuff said. So what else is going on around LA that Miss Barbie-Q recommends, you may ask? Ongoing Hotplate: Showgirls in Drag @The Dragonfly (6510 Santa Monica Bl) Drag queen and hot boys & girls recreate the 1995 classic cult film Showgirls. 9pm every Wed. // Zachary Drucker & Amos More: Artist Reception & Exhibition @ Luis de Jesus LA (2685 La Cienega Bl) Zackary Drucker, the LA-based photographer, video and performance artist, and Amos Mac—the creator and publisher of Original Plumbing. Til Jan 21, 2012. // Chico’s Angels: Love Boat Chica’s @Casita Del Campo (1920 Hyperion) Special 2 week engagement!! JAN 4-15th - TUES,WED & THUR @8p/FRI & SAT @9p/ SUN 3 & 8p. Synopsis: Someone is out to kill Charo and the only detectives/models ready for the case are Chico’s Angels. Kay Sedia, Chita Parol and Frieda Laye // 1/ /13: Rhondavous @333 Live (333 S Boylston 90017) Sounds by House Legends Kenny Dope (Masters at Work (a.k.a. [3]Nuyorican Soul)/The Bucketheads) & Mk (Marc Kinchen) (Nightcrawlers) with Goddollars, Paradise, Mc Russinabox, & Gregory Alexander. RSVP at Rhondasays.net to get in FREE before 10:30p. $10 til 12a, $15 after. // 1/ /14: Dazzler @Fubar Hosted by Detox Icunt.. Sounds by DJ French Kiss and DJ Kid Magik. Magik. Performances by Detox, Haute Couque & Dingles Apollo! Apollo! Free b4 10p/$5 after. RSVP guestlistfubar@gmail.com for no cover b4 11p/$3 after. Dress as your own super-hero/villain persona, no cover all night! // Dirty Pop @Factory @Factory/ /Ultra Suede It’s a new party AND a birthday party for TOM WHITMAN! DJ Josh Peace & DJ PornStar. Hosted by Scotty B. B. Performance by Jonny McGovern McGovern.. $10 // Secret Saturdays @Forbidden (8512 Santa Monica Bl) DJ Mr. Anderson. No cover. // Club AM/FM FM @Grand Star Jazz Club (943 N. Broadway – Little Tokyo) new party! DJ Alex Transistor, Supercrass aka Larry G., Rob Free. Hosted by: Melanie Anne Marquez. Marquez. FREE before 10:30p $5 after. // 1/ /15: LoveGlamour.com Radio Cast @3pm Call in (520.329. DRAG) Ask questions, speak your mind! Britney Star & Nicole Milania sit down with a few cocktails to discuss topics with guests: Maria Roman, Adriana Lovele, Justin Riordon & Dr. Pearson. Topics include: Living as a TS & Discussing Hormones with Dr. Lindsey Pearson. // Comeback, Giveback Affair @Los Globos (3040 Sunset Bl) Brought to you by WOTN & The Lift. Sounds by: Jeremy Sole (The LIFT / KCRW / AFRO FUNKÉ – LA), Scott K (WOTN / BOX MUSIC – LA), Wiseacre (The LIFT - LA / LOUIE AND CHAN – NYC).. Hosted by Jonathan Rudnick.. Pay what you wish!// Project Drag Race @340 Nightclub (340 Thomas St. Pomona) Show at 9:30p . Hosts Raven & Shannel. DJ Ray Rhodes (Tigerheat). Free b4 9p $5 after for 21+, $10 for 18–20. // Her HRC Los Angeles @The Robertson (665 N. Robertson) HRC’s biggest women’s event. 1920s Prohibition period theme. Celebrity guests: Gloria Bigelow, Tracy Ryerson Ryerson, Rose Garcia, Julie Goldman, Dana Goldberg, Sajdah Golde, Chanel Brown, Guinevere Turner, Nicole Pacent. Sounds by: DJ Asha, DJ Amara, DJ Angie Vee Vee, DJ Baby Gee Gee, and DJ Spark! $15 (Includes an annual HRC membership). 7p-12a. You must purchase a ticket to attend the event: http://action.hrc.org/site/Calendar?id=106301&view=Detail // Voice!: “The Voice of our Kinfolk Summit” @USC, Von Klein Smid Center. Presented by the Barbara Jordan/ Bayard Rustin Coalition. This all-day summit is aimed at engaging members on what community building for change means. Free Breakfast & Lunch. 9a to 5p. // 1/ /17: The Grind: 90s Dance Party @Los Globos (3040 Sunset Bl) DJ Automation and Lifepartner. No cover. 21+ // 1/ /20: Bear Bar @The Bullet (10522 Burbank Blvd. - SFV) Bears, booze and DJ Manuelito. // Raunch @The Faultline Celebrating the release of Starrfucker Magazine Magazine. DJ Josh Sparber (NYC). Host Fade-Dra Phey. $5 21+ // Apt 3F presents: Headphone: A Butchy Boylesque Cabaret @Akbar Performances by: Greggycrisco Greggycrisco, Joe Schenck, Ladyluxe & Tarik Yetken, musical numbers by Jasten King & Devin Tait! Images of Trevor Wayne’s Pin-Up Show postcard series. DJ Dru Wave. $5. 9p-2a // 1/ /21: NoH8 Photo Shoot @Studio 1444 (1444 Highland Ave. - Hollywood) First come, first served. 11a-3p 11a-3p.. Solo Portraits: $40/ Couple & Groups: $25/person. Wear white. // Dragstrip 66 @The Echoplex It’s BACK! The costumes, the performances, the fun! Two shows! 11:30p: Kay Sedia, Detox, Kelly Mantle, Momma. 12:30a: Jackie Beat! Host Hosted by Gina Lotriman. DJ Paul V. $15 - Cross-Dress & Get In For Less

PLEASE NOTE: EVENTS ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE OR CAN BE CANCELLED, BE WARNED. THIS IS WHAT I KNOW BEFORE GOING TO PRINT. PLEASE, PLEASE LET ME KNOW HOW YOU WERE TREATED AND HOW THE EVENT WAS. I AM TRYING TO MAKE IT TO ALL EVENTS, BUT CAN’T MAKE IT TO ALL OF THEM. FOR COMPLETE LISTINGS, LINKS TO THE EVENTS and TO KNOW WHERE I AM MAKING AN APPEARANCE NEXT – GO TO MY BLOG, LOVES!!

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THE OUTSTARS WE ARE. by Mrs. Hello

Okay, hello. As we plunge head first, (not breach) into the New Year, there is already a distinct line of demarcation that is clear between those who were lucky enough to “turn the page” with a new understanding thus propelling themselves to the next level, and those who still remain with blinders on and certain limitations with respect to their personal vision. There is a freshness that does prevail, and this allows clarity to permeate, dividing the real from the manufactured, the contrived from the genuine, and the unnecessary from the welcomed. I have seen it time and time again already, just barely in to our fledging year, and the contrast is powerful. I hope these enlightenments are with you as we jump off the old and sail into the new. The other evening, I spent some time with a delightful man, who was a member of the original Broadway cast of “Hair”. He still embodies the Age of Aquarius, and related to me his optimism as he looks toward the year, and his favorable overview of the progress we are experiencing. This was a refreshing perspective full of acceptance, along with a living pledge to “rise above” and walk on the higher ground. There is so much life to live, so the blockage and clouds must be diminished as we continue on this journey. The small minded, and short-ofsight are doing themselves no favor, much less anything for the greater good, and now, more than ever, we are going to need all hands on deck. As Jethro Tull said, it’s only the giving that makes you what you are.With this, I send out energy of calm, brightness, confidence, and innate joy for all, now, in the exceedingly advanced year of 2012. Please join me in this spirit, and employ the spirit of love of our Mister World, as Odyssey is going to rock both coasts - the Big Apple, and The City of the Angels and all in between. A good guide can make all the difference in the trip. So said the gentleman from “Hair”, and so say me, Mrs. Hello. Read your horoscope. Kiss someone. Find what’s important this time. After all, you’re all stars.

Aries Mar 21 – Apr 19: Boy - oh boy, you may not have a Gold Member, but it looks as though most things you touch will shine, and how… but do not dilly-dally, as the time is NOW… any stalling will result in a quick expiration, and a trip to the emotional junk yard for you, dear, and after all, what would you wear to that?? Good, let’s just avoid avoidance, and plunge into what is going to be a fruitful phase as long as you remain ripe and in season. I can just bet that you also get the rewards from investments of time and money that you made some time ago, so get with the program that has got with you, and smile for the camera. You know they’re going to love it. Lady Ga Ga/ Ga/ /Joe Joe Jonas Taurus Apr 20 – May 21: Be mindful of those with whom you share your sphere. Know that at times a caring you can make all the difference, and conversely, so can an uncaring you. Be best served by making this month the flagship in which you sail into the seas of open minds, and open hearts. You enter a new arena of renewed health, and in so doing, you adopt new “habits” that replace some old ones. This should come as no surprise. You have just been waiting until the time is right. Well, it’s Right, said Fred, and yes, you are indeed too sexy for your shirt. Jean Paul Gaultier/George Clooney Gemini May 22 – Jun 21: Okay, we don’t much like rain, and we don’t much like pain. However, into each life a little of each must fall. You have the goods to withstand a lot, even though you don’t, (that’s right) like it much. It is important for you to make room for the feelings and emotions that come with these less than welcome “visitors”, as within these experiences are a wealth of required materials that you will need to embark on the good expansion that is waiting for you just around the bend. I would say, keep your eye on this prize, and as they say, when going through hell, be sure to keep going. A trusted friend or family member comes back around to soften some of the blows, but only after you make the choice to play ball. Chris Colfer/ Colfer/Dermot O’Leary Cancer Jun 22 – Jul 22: Detach from your need to be perceived as strong, and you will begin to feel the deep love you so desire. You will likely face your vulnerability as well during this process. It’s okay, nobody is seeing or feeling it quite as pronounced as you, so learn from this how you might be escaping some responsibility by turning a blind eye to what sits right before you. It will also behoove you now to keep a watchful eye on those in your close sphere; some may need to be cut loose, and if so, do so before they have a chance to bite you on the behind… and not in the way you would wish. Eat fresh, be fresh, and do not worry. Cazwell/50 Cent Leo July 23 - Aug 23: The decisions you made some time last year to sail your ship independently and confidently in both business and personal matters has not gone un-noticed. It has been your determination to be a true grown up that is about to land you some mighty recognition, and with it some choice trimmings as acknowledgement of your good moves. This is not the time to let go of the control, as you are really getting quite good at time/space management, but a little celebration, and a “lost” night or two is not going to hurt you. Have fun, you deserve it. Brad Goreski/ Peter Gaitain

Virgo Aug 24 – Sep 22: Ever think that your closet must be reproducing clothes at night? Getting a little stuffed is the first sign that it’s time to “clean out” the excess and un-needed, and make room for the new and improved, and what better time of year than the New Year to do so?! As we say our good byes, we also open the space needed to welcome the additions that might have been simply waiting for a place to plop down, as it were. It is sometimes hard to let go, but you may start to see that it can also be a hard thing to hold on to what has run its course. Allow the natural flow of events and passage to occur, and put on a new shirt. Now you’re getting there!! Keep a smile on your face; you will be glad you did. Tom Ford/ Jonathan Taylor Thomas Libra Sep 23 – Oct 23: It looks like an emotional time for you in the next few weeks; no surprise, and it’s really alright. Keep in mind that you need not fill your basket to the brim just to tote around those many feelings from the past. Your family will take center stage end of the month, and this will be the time you have been needing to bridge the gap and move into what will be a new phase for your relationships. You represent balance and grace, as ever, so button down, but rise to the tasks at hand and you will show well this season. You are moving in the right direction after all. Marc Jacobs/Mario Mario Lopez Scorpio Oct 24 – Nov 22: Alright, we have seen what you can do well, but this is only part of the story. This is the time that you may benefit from displaying some of your less-than-polished aspects. Do not fear, and keep in mind that some less refined and defined qualities can and do hide some of your most primal and passionate attributes, so if you have been feeling like things should heat up a little, all you need to do is let yourself go, and you will be as surprised as anyone when you see how this is received. Kind of like how all the heads turn when you just run out to the store for something last minute, you know, not all put together sexy thing. RuPaul/Sean Sean Combs Sagittarius Nov 23 – Dec 21: Free your mind and the rest will follow… the rest of you, that is. You are not trapped; you are not a victim; you are not stuck, any more than is that is of your own making. Long gone are most of the “real” boundaries, and you must shake off the residual, as familiar as it may have become. You can truly live quite well without. I, for one, feel that this will be a time of energizing for you; a time to spring up and out and onto a much better fit all around. Do keep in mind some of your more light-hearted friends at this time, as they will be the ones best suited to offer reality checks and balance. Michael Musto/Aaron /Aaron Carter / Capricorn Dec 22 – Jan 20: Well, the first of this New Year sure has been pretty much a non-stop exam time for you. Okay, did you get it yet?? Good, grab your newer self, go get some becoming threads, and walk that block the way you should. Gone is that big old question mark that you dragged around last year everywhere huh?! Nobody wanted to see that anyway. They want to see you, and now, really… can you blame them?? Take your place, right down in front. Very nice, doll, very nice. Wilson Cruz/Orlando Bloom Cruz Aquarius Jan 21 - Feb 18: It is time to begin to live authentically, and transcend any judgment. Do not let fear put you into a miss-perception, and a namby-pamby. You won’t cut it either. Indecision and over-analysis are not needed, and only tend to clutter up and cloud your pathway. Bump up your chances for seeing clearly, and for seeing maybe more than one option or choice this time. Remember, if you make a poor decision, just make another move on, and on, and on. You have some great things to discover, so stop wasting more time. Greg Louganis/ John Travolta Pisces Feb 19 – Mar 20: Anyone, anyone??? Beheler?? Okay, as with things whole, they tend to need to come “full circle”. This is the task at hand, as you made it half way last year in many aspects of your life, but in order for any of it to really matter much in the long run, you must finish what you start. Then, and only then, will you come in to a “full “understanding, and after all, isn t that the point?? Don t forgo all the good time put in so far only to settle for an illusion that might be a bit more comfortable in the short run. So, run, forest run!! Tommy Tune/ Rob Kardashian If you desire the advantage of knowing how and when to make the best moves you can in your life, Mrs. Hello would love to assist you with personalized Astrological guidance. The cost is nominal, the benefit great, and your confidence assured. Address interest in these services, as well as any other astrologically inclined correspondence to: helloworldproductions@gmail.com and be sure to include “Mrs. Hello” in the subject line.


THE PORN

By Scotty B - Twitter: @cocktailsxxx Happy Nude Year - it’s nearly two weeks in and there hasn’t be too much gritty news in the porn world! I’m now taking bets on how long it will take two porn stars two start a Twitter-war, get into a fight outside Micky’s or for one to retire! Anyone want to make a wager? I say by February 1 the love of a new year will be gone and the gloves will come off! What do you think? IT’S PORN AWARD SEASON in LA and here’s a bold statement/ prediction: EVERY GAY PORN AWARD IN 2012 WILL NOT SUCK! Why would I say that? Well the first two of the year were pretty well done. This past Monday the 12th annual Cybersocket Web Awards brought out virtually everyone in the porn industry and even some WeHo socialites who mingle with the porn stars! Hosted at The Factory/Ultra Suede started promptly at 9pm and went until 2am deejayed by Chi Chi LaRue and hosted by Chicos Angels - LOVE THEM. Kudos to all the winners and to the men of Next Door Male including Marcus Mojo, Johnny Torque, Samuel O’Toole, Rod Daily and James Huntsman for stripping down and showing some skin as trophy boys throughout the awards. For the full list of winners log onto cybersocketwebawards.com. Last Sunday the first ever IMAFAGHAG AWARDS were handed out at RAGE and not only did porn socialites attend but so did curious onlookers fascinated by porn stars and their dirtiness. Porn stars like Austin Wilde, Phillip Ashton, Nick Young, Adam Russo, Phillip Aubrey, Ricky Sinz, Steven Daigle, Trevor Knight, and Jeremy Bilding attended the hilarious slapstick event which was put on by Naughty Laura D and MEN.com. Some of the winners from the inaugural awards show were: The Exorcist (cum/orgasm scene) Jesse Colter,, Non-Sexual/ Non-Human Role Porno Payton aka Steven Daigle’s puppy, Hot Mess Hall of Fame Dayton O’Connor,, Biggest Diva Riley Price, Worst Actor Brandon Wilde,, and the Dreamiest went to Dean Monroe! Without a doubt the funniest award was the Maytag Award which was given to skin stud Seth Roberts.. What is the Maytag Award you ask? Sadly I cannot show you, but basically it is Seth Roberts getting “fucked” by a dildo which was fixated onto a Maytag washing machine. Wanna see for yourself? Log onto: tinyurl.com/ maytagaward. Oh, by the way YOU’RE WELCOME!!!! Not only did the creative names behind the awards have the crowd in stitches but the clips that went along with the awards were “LOL” worthy! For a full list of all the winners log onto IMAFAGHAG. COM. Lastly, Channel 1 Releasing just released the trailer to Chi Chi’s new Seth Roberts sex-pic called “Spitting Image: Twin Trouble.” The movie stars identical twin porn stars Liam & Luca Rosso.. The movie also stars Devin Adams, Tony Douglas, Max Gunnar, Connor Maguire, Jonny Rock and most notable porn stars Trey Turner & Dylan Roberts!! Described as a “sexual thriller” LaRue told me that the movie has an American Horror Story feel to it - so for all you AHS fans this movie is one you’re going to want to pick up on January 17! For a preview of the hot sex log onto tinyurl.com/ spittingimage2012 Enough news for this week - next week I’m coming back with Adam Russo - stay tuned for this eye opening interview!



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