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THE COLUMN DIANE SEYMORE

Relax!!! In Hollywood where everything and everyone is constantly up for good old- fashioned divorces, lawsuits, and murders, you can rest assured that smart gay readers like yourself can get caught up on all the drama in these queer pages of the #1 fag rag on the planet, Odyssey Magazine, Miss Thing!! Oh boy!! Divorce fame sensation!! Everyone’s got their publicity panties in a bunch over the BIG Kim Kardashian/Kris Humphries fake marriage/real divorce situation!!! Even less famous, more fat sister Khloe Kardashian kept the wedding bliss lies going until the day before Kim filed for fame... I mean, divorce!! Rumors are swirling that the split was because Kris wanted Kim to move to Minnesota with him, or it was a money fight because Kim made around $64 million last year and Kris only made about $3 million. LOLs!! Everyone knows homosexual prostitute fame whores like Kris Humphries don’t move TO Minnesota... they come FROM there!!! And there’s no money dispute because Kris happily and quickly signed a super mean, greedy prenup that denies him any rights to anything of hers. In fact, he doesn’t even get to keep the $2 million wedding ring!!! Kim’s gay sister (who is also from the same Arab/ Persian Sand Land), yours truly Shamantha Gossip Ruler Cox (and anyone with half a brain) knows that the real reason for Kim putting the nail in her marriage coffin is simply PRESS, PRESS, and more PRESS!!! So here ya go, MISS KIM KARDASHIAN, eat up all your fame. But don’t be like your enemy, Paris Who?-ilton, and choke on the dead career bone!! Speaking of career killers, Lindsay Lohan is back up on the red court carpet working the Beverly Hills Courthouse publicity circuit, and facing a possible year and a half in jail for violating her probation by not doing community service. Now, her lawyer, Shaun Holley Chapman, is hoping to convince Judge Saunter that Li-Lo (Hmmm... shouldn’t her new nick name be HIGH-LOW?!?) should NOT have to go to the slammer at all because she completed MORE community service than required at the morgue!! Too bad her drug and alcohol addicted, woman beating father, Michael Lohan, is trying his best to steal the show once again!! This time Michael’s in jail for allegedly doing a lil’ domestic violence (AGAIN) and violating a restraining order from his on again, off again girlfriend, Kate Major!!! Sorry High Low, Michael already won best stunt award in this lil’ father/daughter fame fight when he jumped off a three story balcony to avoid getting arrested!! Mamma Dina Lohan got in on the press action by serving Michael with a court ordered demand for child support the MINUTE he got to jail! Harrumph!! Pregnancy fun time!! A 20 year old woman is screaming OVER HERE—LOOK AT ME!! when

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she announced she got pregnant by a 16 year old Justin Bieber!!! Justin’s lawyer shark team is saying the accusation is “malicious, defamatory, and demonstrably false!!! Yawn... Snooze... Zzzzz!!! Hey Justin, tell your lawyers and your elderly girlfriend, Selena Gomez, SORRY!!! Ask people like McCauley Culkin, Leif Garrett, Debbie Gibson, and Miley Cyrus what happens in Hollywood when you GET OLD!!! America moves right along to YOUNGER and better things like teen bride, Courtney Stodden, or 3 year old breakout star, Paisley Dickey, from the hit show Toddlers & Tiaras!!! Paisley’s career-minded mom dressed her practically-infantile daughter up as a Harley biker slut for Halloween and released the pics to the press at large!!! Forget those old haggitha killer media darlings, Casey Anthony and Amanda Knox!!! We’ve moved right on to TEEN mom, Deborah Bradley, this season who took the COVER of People Magazine for allegedly killing her 10 month old daughter!!! Well Justin Bieber, don’t feel too bad. You did manage to break the 2008 record of has-been Lady GaGa’s billion views on YouTube!!! Like Madonna was overheard saying at her W.E. screening: “Lady who??” Yippee!! The Michael Jackson murder saga continues as Ed Chernoff, top pit bull lawyer for ACCUSED KILLER, Dr. Conrad Propofol Murray, said NO! NO! NO! and did NOT allow his client, The Good Doctor Murray, to take the stand!!! Now that the defense has rested its case, the guilty verdict should be handed down any minute now!!!! Gee!! “Girls Gone Wild” head honcho, Steve Francis, is suing casino giant, Steve Wynn, claiming Steve lied to investigators and was responsible for having him thrown in jail! Wow!!! Zooey Deschanell is separating from her hubby! Queen of Mean! Everyone’s mad at Madonna after it has been revealed her older brother, Tony Ciccone, is homeless and living under a bridge in Michigan while her Mad-gesty, Lourdes, Rocco, David, Mercy, and her hooker boyfriend, Brahim Zahbat, are living high on her $500+ million fortune!!! Hmm.. Why was Kristen Stewart seen sneaking late at night into Robert Pattison’s apartment in London?!? Yes!! If you still remember who she is, Jessica Simpson wants you to know she IS pregnant!!! Meanwhile, Christina Aguilera remains fat only. Uh oh!! Rihanna had to cancel a few shows in Sweden after she was hospitalized with a HIGH “fever/flu” problem. Hey, that’s a better one than Mariah Carey’s 2001 “exhaustion” (translation: alcoholism)!!! Wow!!! You know exactly where to get the scoop on all your favorite dump stars so keep your loyal eyes here in Odyssey Magazine for the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth!! Case closed!!

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STARS ONLY monday

MUSTACHE MONDAYS! 1050 S Hill, LA (next door to the Mayan), Hot New DJ Josh Peace, Dino Dinco &Nacho! myspace.com/mustachemondays SHOWGIRLS! Mickys 8857 SM Blvd 310.657.1176. Fine Top Tranny Review SEXY BITCH Rage 8911 SM Blvd 310.652.7055 Pop & hip hop with Aubrey! HOT MESS MONDAYS Panama Joes 5100 E.2nd St. LB. 562.434.7417 DANDY Beauty Bar 1638 N Cahuenga Where LA & NYC Club Fashion come together. DJ Manny Patel Jr, Wayne Castro $10 martini & mani special MONDAY MADNESS Alibi East 225 South San Antonio Ave, Pomona GODDESS MJ’s 2810 Hyperion SL 323.660.1503 Leslie Monroy & T-girls METRO MONDAYZ MASSACRE Fubar 7994 SM Blvd 323.654.0396 Host: Cheyne Hauk Performances by Rhea Litrè, Detox & Many More. Oct. 24 POPCORN The Abbey 692 N Robertson Bl 310. 289-8410 DJ Ray Rhodes Hostess Allusia DREAMGIRLS REVUE HM 740 E Broadway LB 562.436.7900. 9p show ISRAEL’S CANTINA Chico 2915 W Beverly Blvd, Montebello 323.721.3401 Happy Hour prices all night long! CHEAP & EASY Paradise Piano Bar 1800 Broadway Blvd LB 562.436.2433 EL CONQUISTADOR 3701 W Sunset Blvd. SL 323.666.5136 Mon-Thu Happy Hour 4-6:30pm with hors d’ouvres! Lunch Tues-Sun 11am ASIAN NIGHT 1350 Club 510 W Anaheim St, Wilmington. $8 lockers from 5pm-10pm 6-hr rental 310.830.4784 STRIP PARTIES Midtowne 615 Kohler, downtown 213.680.1838 1/2 PRICE ROOMS Melrose Spa 7269 Melrose 323.937.2122. $13.50 CLUB SIN Club Ripples in LB 5101 E Ocean Blvd. Hip Hop - DJ Ernie Pearl / 2-for-1 Drinks, $3 Domestic Bottles, $4 Jager Shots

tuesday RIM JOB! MJ’s 2810 Hyperion SL 323.660.1503. Nice & sleazy go-go guys. Cuz eatin’ ain’t cheatin’. www.anthonylopezpresents.com DREAM GIRLS Rage 8911 SM Blvd 310.652.7055. THE O.G. SHOW! MR BLACK LA Bardot 1737 Vine St. This NYC legend lands on the coast Luke Nero’s O.G. Dance Den goes off with Rusty U., Lenora C., and Gregory A! RECESS Eleven Nightclub 8811 SM ClubTigerheat.com gets back to the playgay ground hottest 18+ with DJ’s Ray Rhodes and Howie T. GLITTER BOX Voyeur-Beats/Catwalk/Face Billy Francesca/DJ Derek Monteiro performances by BOYLESQUE MANHOLE Motherlode 8944 SM Blvd 310.659.9700 HipHop w/DJ Ben Dirty Burty’s “Dirty Dancers” and monthly “Hot Hole” Contest!! BOYS NIGHT OUT Circus 6655 SM Blvd 323.462.1291 L.A.’s Tues Tradition, hot papis abound. DJ Ernie Pearl. $3 cover! KARAOKE Fubar 7994 SM Blvd 323.654.0396 Fresh Comedy Mic Night with Bruce Daniels and Cher Madonna gets the boys to wail! HAMBURGER MARYS Latino Heat 8288 SM Blvd 323.654.3800 Taco Bar! and Chocolate Fountain... Cholos toooo! T-GIRL HM 740 E. Broadway LB 562.436.7900 T- Girl Tuesdays Packed TIPSY TIPSY TUES Ripples 5101 E Ocean LB $3 well Vodka $4 Jäger SPIRIT Proof 215 N Broadway, Santa Ana / Atmosphere Events doing the booze and boys 21+. DJ RPM and DJ Ahmed www.spiritTuesdays.com KARAOKE Alibi East 225 S San Antonio Ave, Pomona. Taco Tues on the patio - Karaoke 9pm-1am No Cover! GANG BANG Faultline 4216 Melrose Ave. S.L. 323.660.0889. Music, video, hot boys, cheap happy hour ‘til Midnight. 1/2 PRICE ROOMS Midtowne 615 Kohler DT 213.680.1838. $14 THE MINESHAFT 1720 E Broadway LB 562.436.2433. Beer Specials & Free Pool! Wall to wall LB Babes always on Tops Only! TEQUILA RM East West Lounge 8851 SM Blvd. Tequila from Jalisco México YOU CALL IT Flux 17817 Lakewood Blvd Bellflower 562.633.6394. All top shelf premiums only $3. This is a hot pocket of papis. Check it out! MARIX TACO TUESDAYS! Marix WEHO 1108 N Flores St 323.656.8800. ALL-YOU-CAN EAT TACO bar only $7.95.

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STRIPPER CIRCUS Here 696 N Robertson Blvd 310.360.8455. BABES! Paul Nicholls and Woody Woodbeck turn this new humpday humpier! FUEGO Rage 8911 SM Blvd 310.652.7055 DJ Salvador keeps the Cholo hump day burning. Ay Papis y Putos! COCKTAILS W.THE STARS! Mickys 8857 SM 310.657.1176. ScottyB This legendary Industry Flesh fest is landin on humpday with Stefano too! 25 CENT BEER!!! Ripples 5101 E Ocean Blvd 562.433.0357. W. $5 also patio BBQ 6-9pm, Zumba Class 730-830 w. EddieV_76@yahoo.com(Fri. too! NEON BLACKOUT! Eleven Nightclub 8811 SM Blvd - 310.855.0800 Gay Glow Lights and Bright beats ! Mykee Be & Wayne Castro Fresh lil’ humpday2do! FLASHBACK Trunks 8809 SM Blvd 310.652.1015 Igenue and DJ Draven! INFERNO Cobra 10937 Burbank Blvd (at Vineland) 818.760.9798 BiLatinMen.com DJ Aaron Hernandez. Pop, HipHop, Dance and Top 40 CLUB METRO MJ’s 2810 Hyperion 323.660.1530 R&B Ivan Daniels! WILD WEDS! HM 740 E. Broadway LB 562.436.7900. 18+ Wild Wed and Starlette Revue Jewels hosts COCKFIGHT Cobra 10937 Burbank Blvd. 818.760.9798 Hot Hot NoHo! MARGARITA MADNESSRoosterfish 1302 Abbott Kinney, Venice. $3.00 Cuervo Gold Margaritas all day long! Cute beach gay babes. BINGO! Hamburger Mary’s Weho 8288 SM Blvd 323.654.3800. Fierce celebrity ball throw-down. Check out the hotties and drink specials! KENNY’S KARAOKE Fiesta Cantina 8865 Santa Monica Bl. Starts 10pm. New groovy jungle local. This is “The” Karaoke ! Let it Rip Gurl! 2-4-1drinks! DELICIOUS Arena 6655 SM Blvd 323.692.3636. Ghetto Hip-Hop R&B, Merengue Room. 18+. DJ Manny C. FLASHBACK WEDS Melrose Spa 7269 Melrose Ave. $8 lockers from 5p11p (6 hr-rental) Cheap Fun SEX Slurp! 1/2 PRICE ROOMS 1350 Club 510 W Anaheim St, Wilmington 310.830.4784. Rooms $14.50, lockers $12.50 for 6-hours 18+ / $3 Drinks & $4 Premiums Oasis 1386 Foothill Bl. Upland 909.920.9590. Drink cheap and get it all going on humpday!

thursday TIGERHEAT & HEAVEN The Avalon 1735 Vine St. Hollywood. 18+. DJs Jason Lavitt, Ray Rhodes and Howie T. RULE. www.clubtigerheat.com BIG FAT DICK! Fubar 7994 SM Blvd. Mario Diaz gives you buckets o’ jazz with DJ Riley Moore spinning out of “cocktrol”. CLUB NUR MJ’s 2810 Hyperion SL. 323.660.1503. Hot steamy sexy sandbox! Gevo and Hrair Hookah you some desert dick! RAGE 18+ 8911 SM Blvd 310.652.7055. 18 & ova star type young fresh chickens! Daddys! Drink Specials. PAN DULCE Micky’s 8857 SM Bl. 323.692.9573 Hot Latin boys! clubpapi.com SANCTUARY Abbey 684 Robertson Bl. 310.289.8410. Tom Whitman & Rhea Litré KYSS Here Lounge 696 Robertson 310.360.8455. DJ Lezlee and Asha LATIN NIGHT Executive Suite 3428 E PCH LB 562.597.388. $2.50 Coronas DOLL HOUSE HM 740 E. Broadway LB 562.436.7900. 18 + gurls! BURLESQUE SHOW HM. 8288 SM WH 323.654.3800. SNATCH Menagerie 3581 University Av w. Raven 951.788.8000 THURS. NIGHT DELIGHT VIP Nightclub 3673 Merrill Ave. 951.784.2370 Stripper. Sexiness, $5 all-u-can drink draft. Karaoke patio. THIRSTY THURSDAYS Trunks 8809 SM Blvd 310.652.1015 TRANZIT at Josephs 1775 Ivar St. Hollywood 818.660.9472 with Veronica resident Dj Jonney Miles big beats, tranzit_josephsnightclub@hotmail.com FRAT HOUSE 8112 Garden Grove Blvd G.G. 714.373.FRAT Hot Strip Shows Sat & Sun! Drag review on Saturdays! KLKPORN STAR J.O. PARTY Midtowne Spa. 615 Kohler LA 213.680.1838. 8pm. Big Porn. Industry slabs of beef! Dinner is served! DANCE IDOL Oasis Nightclub 1386 Foothill Blvd Upland 909.920.9590. 10 wk contest. Cash prizes – puta! C.FRENZ-KARAOKE (form.Bananas) 7026 Reseda Blvd. 818.996.2976 with Tony B. The best karaoke in the Valley! JEWELS BODYPARTS Falcon 1435 E Broadway LB 562.422.1928. $1beer

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STARS ONLY friday

FRESH VICE Eleven 8811 SM Bl.310.855.0800. Don J.S. and Steve Machuca 9pm. Cocktails. 11pm dancing with resident DJ Morningstar and VIP VICEsquad. HYPE Ultra Suede 661 N. Robertson Bl. Paul Nicholls Brings you the Biggest Performers from all over the world!! DJ Morningstar - hypevip@aol.com FRESH MEAT M.J.’s 2810 Hyperion 323.660.1530. $6 Drinks ‘til 12 TRUCKSTOP GIRLS 696 Robertson 310.360.8455. Linda gets this fine-ass Friday homo & Lezbo mix hang going! Always packed! REHAB W. DETOX HMarys 8288 SM Bl. WH 323.654.3800 Bingo Boy Prod.’s Serve “21st Century Drag” with Detox Icunt and SRS stars! No Cover DANCE BITCH Fubar 7994 SM Blvd 323.654.0396. Hosted and DJ’d by The Gorgeous Gay Mobstars Billy Francesca and Herm’s homotley screw crew! GAMEBOI RAGE 8911 SM Blvd 310.652.7055. Packed every Friday! . 18+, 2 dance floor - playing Pop, Dance and Asian music videos all night. BOYSROOM via Tigerheat Executive Suite Nightclub 3428 E.PCH, L.B. 562.597.3884 21+. $3 beers/$4 vodkas + Red Bulls www.clubboysroom.com ROOSTERFISH 1320 Abbott Kinney, Venice 310.392.2123. Beach Boy Babes out in droves! Blondes and butch! Drink specials. FUZZY 1123 Vine St. Hollywood Mario Diaz & Cody Bayne’s 2nd Fri. Butch STAG AT ROCKWELL 1714 Vermont Av 323.669.1550 rockwellvt.com CUB SCOUT Eagle LA 4219 SM Blvd 323.669.9472. Chris/Vic. 1st Fri. FILTH FRIDAYS Faultline 4216 Melrose Blvd 323.660.0889. DJ Matt Moody. Rockin Redneck Strip-pole. Pabst Beer Cans 9-2am CLUB HOMBRES Club Cobra 10937 Burbank Blvd. Showers! Undies Contest FAME Circus 6655 SM Blvd WEHO 323.721.1291. Latin, house, R&B. Latina Diva Karlota 9pm-3:30am. 21+. The most caliente cholos! 18+ Oasis 1386 E Foothill Upland 909.920.9590. Beef stick! BOYBAR HMarys 740 E Broadway LB 562.436.7900. 18+ Hot gogo dancing DJ Zach Moos and Boy U. Baby Doll Go Go’s ! CLUB DIVA VIP Club 3673 Merrill Av Riverside 951.784.2370. Vanity Halston, Raven, Mayhem, Bridgette Diamond, Kiwi.. Krazy Gurls! 11pm ALIBI EAST 225 San Antonio Pomona 909.623.9422. Latin love! $2 domestic beers. Two DJs spinning afterhours ‘til 3am! Slammed & Sexy! FLASHBACK FRIDAYS Chico 2915 Beverly Blvd Montebello 323.721.3403. DJ Frank aka DJ TJ playing videos & old skool. $2 Coronas AZUCAR at C. Frenz (form.Bananas) 7026 Reseda Bl., Reseda 818.996.2976 FREE BARRIO ENTRANCE Frathouse 8112 Garden Grove 714.373.3728 UNZIPPED Ripples 5101 E. Ocean 562.433.0357. Hot new GoGo Girls. $6 Absolut, $3 Bud Light Bottles, $1 Jello shots & Trish’s Kitchen

saturday HOOKER CASINO Here 696 Robertson 310.360.8455. SEPT 17- From the team behind Stripper Circus - an all new interactive experience. Presented by Paul Nicholls with Woody Woodbeck, hosted by Billy Francesca & Rhea Litre. MONSTER Eleven 8211SM Bl. 310.855.0800. Tigerheat Hotties WeHo Style! Ray Rhodes & Howie T. spin to big Pop Top! www.clubtigerheat.com THE “ABBEYWOOD” 684 Robertson Blvd. 310.289.8410. Bi-sexy Scene CHERRY POP Ultra Suede 661 N Robertson. Tom Whitman’s Soda Tops! ROCK & ROLL GAY BAR Fubar 7994 SM Bl. 323.791.3041 The Boulet Bros. Jay Krimas serve you Flesh Trade and all w. Dj’s Jasten King & Barbeau spinnin’ RAGE 18-25 8911 SM Bl. 310.652.7055. Younger, fresher, hotter! 18+. Two rooms of dance dolls. Hip hop too. Hot damn! ARENA 6655 SM Bl. 323.462.1291. Gene La Pietra’s Grande! FRICTION MJ’s 2810 Hyperion SL 323.660.1503. By Scandal! 10p-2a REFLEX Ultra Suede 661 N Robertson Bl. Flesh pool every other Saturday after-hours evenstarpresents.com for info FLAWLESS VIP 3673 Merrill Av Riverside. Yep mo’ hot drag shows! Hosted by Venus D Lite, featuring Chad Michaels, Raja, Delta Work, Tommi Rose, Jackie Beat, and admirers. Show 11pm. SCREW MJ’s 2810 Hyperion Av. Third Saturday of month for your kink needs. Tattoo Chris’s raunchiest Dick Down. MJsBar.com SPIT Faultline 4216 Melrose 323.969.2530. Third Saturday. DJ Paul V. OLE OLE Club Cobra 10937 Burbank Bl. NoHo. ClubCobraLA.com Latin Pop, Cumbias, COBRA dancers and our fave El Show de Karlotta

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VIP 18 & OVER 3673 Merrill Ave. 909.784.2370. Hairspray. 3rd.Sat.of month. Packed hot teen scene, drink specials! CHICO 2915 W Beverly Bl. Montebello 323.721.3404. DJ Brett spins hip hop, house, old skool and Latin. $3 Dirty Water Shots! BLENDER Palms 8572 SM Bl. 310.652.6188. DJ Raw Bert Monthly Mayhem HAMBURGER MARYS 740 E Broadway LB 562.436.7900. 1st 2nd “Play Hard” 21+ NO Cover DJ Dancing 4th Sat BEARS STUNNING HM. 8288 SM WH 323.654.3800 hosted by Calpernia Addams Drag and burlesque show CLUB VENUS Executive Suite 3428 E PCH LB 562.597.3884. Ladies! 18+ Oasis 1386 E Foothill Upland 909.920.9590 FULL FRONTAL DISCO Akbar 4356 Sunset S.LDisco Daddy Mario Diaz RIPPLES 5101 E Ocean Bl. LB 562.433.0357. 1st La Playa, 2nd Bearbar, 3rd Locker Room, 4th Dj Ernie Vee. Players only! Hottest SaturdayNights in LB! ALIBI EAST 225 S. San Antonio Av Pomona 909.623.9422. $2.00 domestic beer, $4.00 well drinks DJs and Dancing! No Cover. TRANNYSHACK Monthly @ EchoPlex 1154 Glendale Blvd 213.413.8200. Hosted by Heklina & Cody Bayne. SF Meets LA-Drama-Drag Show

sunday SIZE U. Here 696 Robertson HereLounge.com 310.360.8455. 4pm-2am, Happy Hour, Play Wii & Beer Pong “Prepare to get Schooled” Tom Whitman Hosted by Joshua Miller & Lanny Leyda RELOAD Robertson 665 N. Robertson Blvd. 11-4pm Brunch & Beats too! Woody Woodbeck gets the guys into munchin’ 15.00 All you can Eat Brunch SERVICE Robertson 665 N. Robertson Blvd. Rob Dorman and Justin David Pack in the Gay Beef on the Weho Robertson Restaurant space! GoGo’s ! 4pm RELEASE Mickys 8857 S.M. Bl. Afternoons presented by Stefano Rossi. Music by Res. DJ Strange Machine and guests. Relax. Retreat. Release. DECADES Mickys 8857 SM Blvd 310.657.1176 Stefano Rosso 70s80s90s! WANNABE! Boardners 1652 Cherokee Av. New Wave-o-rama! DJ Jason Lavitt brings the 90’s back. With $1 drinks. 18+. Chickens galore!! BEST RETRO BEAT UNREAL Hamburger Marys WEHO 8288 SM Bl. 323.654.3800. Calpernia Addams, Delilah DeMilo Shoot Out & Drag Stars Galore. 9pm. No Cover POPRAZZI Rage 8911 SM Bl. 310.652.7055. DJ Tony G. Pops it up!snap! BEARBUST Mickys 8857 SM Blvd 310.657.1176. DJ Ryan Jones upstairs! BOOTY BUMP Fubar 7994 SM Blvd 323.654.0396. Dirty Burty & boys. O-BARS MUSICAL MARTINI NIGHT 8279 SM Bl. 323.822.3300. $8 martini better than karaoke. Pianist doing songs by request! CLUB PAPI LA The Factory. This special monthly event party rules! info: www.clubpapi.com Jamie Awad’s Cholos! BEARS IN SPACE Akbar 4356 W Sunset Bl. SL. 2nd Sun. Dancing bears! BUSTED! Motherlode 8944 SM Bl. 310.659.9700. Beer bust. $5 Infinity/$1 glass. DJ Bobby Y and karaoke 11p-2a. ALIBI EAST 225 S San Antonio Av. Pomona, Beer Bust 3-9pm HAMB MARYS WEHO 8288 SM Bl. WH 323.654.3800 Brunchettes Daytime Drag 11am. Sunday NIght Ben Roman Karaoke HAMB MARYS LB 740 E Broadway LB 562.436.7900 Brunchettes Daytime Drag 11am. Sunday Night CLUB SWAG with DJ Ernie Pearl LUCKY SUNDAYS Tia Juana’s 14988 Sand Canyon Av. Irvine www.LuckySundays.com $2 shots, Lucky Star Revue 10-11pm. DJ Zach. 18+ CLUB BOOMBASTIC HM 740 E Broadway L.B. 526.983.7900. Blacktino! DRAG IDOL Oasis 1386 E Foothill Upland 909.920.9590 C.FRENZ 7026 Reseda Bl. Reseda 818.996.2976. Beer Bust Valley3-8pm. FLAVOR WildCat Lounge 15 W Ortega Santa Barbara. DJ Gavin Roy. Industry and Beach Babes MySpace Robert Mendez & the boys. RIPPLES SUNDAY PLAYGROUND 5101 E Ocean Bl. L.B. 562.433.0357. Trish’s free Mexican BBQ from 6p-9p. $2 Drafts, $3 Iced T’s. Live bands Cynthia Manley Band & Julian Miranda and the Krush. VIP SUNDAYS 3673 Merrill Riverside 909.784.2370. Opens 3pm. Beerbust till 11p, L.I. Tea’s $3.75 and stiff martinis! STRIP PARTIES Midtowne Spa 615 Kohler 213.680.1838. 3pm HOOK-UP 1047 E 2nd St. Pomona 909.620.2844. Beerbust 3p-8pm . $1.00 16oz. tap, no cover www.hook-up.net UNDIES SUNDAYS Crest Bar 5935 Cherry Av. L.B. 562.423.6650. $2.50 wells ‘til 10p. Free. BBQ 4p-8p. Hot boys ‘n’ briefs!

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Who?

YES HERE SATURDAYS . . EVEN AT HOOKER CASINO SUM ARE RIGGING THE “NUMBERS GAMES.” 17 INCHES??? MARY !!!

INFERNO CORNERED DOWNTOWN STRAIGHTVILLE LA. OCT.3OTH

RANDY FOR REPTOID ? FOOTISH, LIZARDISH, DADDY! YOURE’ ON I N F E R N O !

OCCUPY THE LA STOCK EXCHANGE SPOOKY OL’ O.G. U.S.DOLLAR STORE INFERNO WITH PAULO UBER STAR B U R N E D ! 11-04-11.indd 23

GREEN !? ME????? ENVIE????? SEEEEE I CAN’T EVEN SPELL IT !!! HERE WITCHES JUST LOUNGE AT THE CIRCUS!

WASNT NUFF WATER IN T.J. TO PUT OUT THE EXLA INFERNO B4 HALLOWEEN 11’

THE NEW DREW BAREYMARYMORE!!!! FIRESTARTWHORE PROD. PAULO PURSIN’ LIPS THRU THE FLAMESSSSSSS INFERNO! 11/4/11 9:06:12 AM


CLUB COBRA NOHO GETS THE UNO , DOS , TRES CHORIZOS N TRANSVESTI’S Y NUMERO UNO MIXED LATINO BESOS !

Who?

HOT ROD TOP DEPUTY ERIK ESTRADA ALWAYS A WHOLE LOTTA COPPIN’ FER WED. MICKYS STRIP SEARCH 2 WEHO TRANS SLURPABLE, HOT PINK UPPER LIPSLIDE. . .

.CHICO’S PATRON Y AMOR MARTY SOKOL(R) GETS THE TASTY CULOS Y CERVEZA’S FLOWIN’! MONTEBELLO NUMERO UNO GAY ESTRELLA BAR FOR 12 YR. ANNIVERSARY!

COBRA BONITOTENDERS CAN PRINCIPEEPS & HEAD MONSTER ELEVEN’S FRESH-TERS HEAD & SHOOT ME WITH THEIR BEST DON SHOULDERS PRESSIN’ THOSE EXTRA MEEPS KEEPS THE TEENS POPPIN’ & JULIO SHOTS TIL I DROPS, NOHO DRY MARTINI’S FER ROB PAU’S LOCKIN’ ELEVEN TUESDAYS BOYS JOTOS ! YUMMMMMMMM. ROMPER ROOOOOOM DOLCEGROUP.COM SWEETIES! 11-04-11.indd 24

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Who? ABBEY TAG S C R E A M TEAM W. LIL’ STEVIE QUARTER BACKN’ FER TOM WHITMAN’S SANCTUARY

BROWS NOW FOR ANOTHER 10 YEARS? PAT ROGERS IS A LOVER OF YEARS DEARS!!! THIS BEYOND GAY MAFIA DON ROGERS IS 14 YRS G-LOUNGE-ING THIS TOWN!

HOOKER CASINO CACHING! CHI-CHI LARUE’S PORN REGAL THE WASH BOARD HOUSEWIVES SLIP INTO SAT.’S HERE LOUNGE ROYALTONS TEN YEARS OF FILMING SET, INTO BOOK WORM LOOKS....& SUPER EASY SLUTS MACHINES! AND THEN LOUNGING...H E R E ! LOADS A GOGO-ING ON FOR 10 SHHLONG HERE YEARS!

LADY EYE EYE SEE MISS METRO MONDAYZ PRINCESS PERFECT DONNA DASHER IS ALWAYS MANHOLE MOTHERLODE TUESDAYS ALWAYS A RANDY DANDY LIL’ DURTY BURTY RAT IN THOSE BALLS KEEPING DONALD DASHER WELL “DASH”-ED AWAY LIKE A KARDASHIAN “KRIS PUBLICITY STUNT”!!!!!!!!! TO THE WALLS N’ ALL TOPZILLAAHH. 11-04-11.indd 26

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THE WIGS

By Barbie Q • MissBarbieQLA@gmail.com Hello my loves! What is on my mind? Well the holidays as coming up and we are once again we are responsible for making sure people are aware that others don’t have anyone for the holidays. It is a lonely time for many people love. Whether they admit it or not, it is still one of the loneliest times for many without family. We are a family. We are a community. This is when we can reach out and be the one that invites them to an event, gives them a cool holiday message on facebook, a phone call, text, invite them to a holiday party and recognize that we may be the only ones they open up to. I know, I know, that is a lot of pressure to tell a queen. But you know once you know that, it is hard to ignore if someone is alone for the holidays and you did nothing to brighten their spirits. And we as performers do brighten a lot of people’s spirits. Be that light love. Be the one that made the holidays less lonely for someone. Take the time to give back just a little bit and know that they will always remember you as the one that made the holidays a little bit better for them finally. So take the time baby. I know you have a lot on your plate trying to become famous and all, but looking at what others don’t have, taking what you have for granted or ignoring it all together is unacceptable love. If you get that, then you have a lot over others who are selfish, self centered and self serving. Which makes you not only a better performer and artist, but a better person as well. Life is good! Nuff said. So what else is going on around LA that Miss Barbie-Q recommends you may ask? B’s NOTE: I am trying to make it to the events I recommend, but can’t make it to them all. If I have not gone to this event before, I will note on the event. Please check it out and let me know what you think. Upcoming Hotplate: 11/4: Bear Trap @MJs (2810 Hyperion Ave.) Bear Trap brings the BEST in house and electro music with our resident DJs Michael Carrera & Hazmat.<<>>Cub Scout @Eagle LA (4219 Santa Monica Blvd.) Lady Bear is back with Critter Control (known as Chris Bowen & Victor Rodriguez). Joe Faron at the door. $5 cover. It does get packed loves. 11/5: Head: Original 7Ven/fDeluxe CD Release Princely Party@Palms (8572 Santa Monica Blvd.) A night of Prince and all those related to Prince. It’s a wonderful night of music! DJ Myles Matisse on the turntables! $5 cover. 11/6: Gloss Show @First and Hope (710 W. First St. DTLA) The girls are back! Belle Aire, Allusia and Kristen “The New Gloss Dolls” LIVE! Doors Open @ 8pm. $20 cover. 11/9: Club Wh*ore @MJs (2810 Hyperion) Leopold Nunan and Saint Peter D’Vil present: Club Wh*re! Of the night and birthday boy: Ceaser Gomez. Performance By: Countre Black. DJ’s: Derek Monteiro & Johnny Jewel. $5 on the list and before 11/$10 otherwise. 11/11: A Divine Art Show @The Melt Gallery @ Meltdown Comics (7522 Sunset Blvd.) John Waters’ Divine with over 40 amazing artists interpreting the superstar and all his dazzling endeavors. This show will run until the 17th. 8-11pm.<<>>Consumptive @Garboushian Gallery (427 N. Camden Drive, Beverly Hills 90210) Curated By Shana Nys Dambrot. Featuring artists: York Chang, David Lachapelle, Alexandria Lee, Swinda Reichelt, Rick Robinson, Gina Stepaniuk, Jennifer Vanderpool, Grant Vetter, Casey Lee Wanlass, Peter Wu, Austin Young. Showing from Nov. 11 – Dec 16, 2011. Opening Reception: 7 - 9pm

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11/17 : Mecca Vazie Andrews & Wife @LACE (6522 Hollywood Blvd.) Mecca Vazie Andrews & Wife: An Evening of Performance, Choreography, and Discussion. Curated by Dino Dinco. 7:30 – 9:30 pm. Mecca Vazie Andrews and the members of performance / dance collective WIFE (Jasmine Albuquerque, Kristen Leahy & Nina McNeely). <<>>Latin Factory @Mayan Theatre (1038 S. Hill St.) BIENESTAR will host its signature fundraising event, Latin Factory VII, “Fashion on Fire” a Fashion & Awards Show benefit. Held at the historic Mayan Theater, Latin Factory VII showcases unique collections from both veteran and breakthrough Latino designers. $75: VIP Reception / Preferred Seating / Gift Bag – 7pm/$25: General Admission/8pm. Monthly Hotplate: A Club Called Rhonda @El Cid (2nd Saturday of the month) Brutus @Faultline (every 2nd Saturday) Cub Scout @Eagle LA featuring the resident queen Lady Bear (1st Friday of the month) Fuzzy @Three of Clubs (every 2nd Friday) Red Zebra @The Crocker Club (1st Thursday of the month) in downtown LA. Downtown LA Artwalk (2nd Thursday of the month) Shh...@Akbar (2nd Sunday of the month) Space Roller Disco @ th World On Wheels (4645 ½ Venice Blvd. Los Angeles, CA) (4 Saturday of the month) Weekly Hotplate: Mondays: Mustache Mondays @La Cita (4th & Hill) Tuesdays: Mr. Black @Avalon, Drunk on Stage @Akbar, Cabaret @ Sheedy’s featuring Raquel Redd, Ms Luna & special guests Wednesdays: Hang Together @Mountain Bar (Chinatown - 473 Gin Ling Way), Peachfuzz @Eagle LA, Stripper Circus @Here Thursdays: Lina Lecaro on www.Moheak.com at 6 p. To hear what she has to say!,Club Nur @MJs, Big Fat D*ck (BFD) @Fubar Fridays: Bullsh*t @Hamburger Mary’s Weho, Hype @Ultra Suede with Rhea Litre, Dance B*tch @Fubar Saturdays: Stunning with Calpernia Addams & Delilah Demilo @Hamburger Mary’s, Cherry Pop with Shokra @Ultra Suede, Popstars @the Factory with Samantha Starr & Allusia Sundays: Project Drag Race @Fox Theatre (Pomona) PLEASE NOTE: PARTIES ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE OR CAN BE CANCELLED, BE WARNED. THIS IS WHAT I KNOW BEFORE GOING TO PRINT. SOME OF THESE EVENTS I HAVE NOT GONE TO, AND I WILL NOTE THAT IN THE EVENT. PLEASE PLEASE LET ME KNOW HOW YOU WERE TREATED AND HOW THE PARTY WAS. I AM TRYING TO MAKE IT TO THE EVENT, BUT CAN’T MAKE IT TO ALL OF THEM. FOR COMPLETE LISTINGS, LINKS TO THE EVENTS and TO KNOW WHERE I AM MAKING AN APPEARANCE NEXT – GO TO MY BLOG LOVES!! More postings coming as I get them in! Thank you so much for letting me share just a little of what I know, and if I missed anyone, know that it is NEVER on purpose! Facebook Fan Page: Barbie Q Blog: MissBarbie-Q.com via GayWestHollywood.com Email: MissBarbieQLA@gmail.com Thanks to all of you! xo baby xo, Miss Barbie-Q

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THE OUTSTARS WE ARE. by Mrs. Hello

Okay, hello. “The secret of success is learning how to use pain and pleasure instead of having pain and pleasure use you. If you do that, you are in control of your life. If you don’t, life controls you.” This, according to motivational guru, Anthony Robbins, who I guess is no stranger to many. So let that motivate you, stars… I’m all about motivation to gain enlightenment, don’t ‘cha know. Enlightened is what I wish to be, and something we could all take in to the New Year and spread wide and far to avail each other with some advancement on the path we assume as ours. May Astrology of Enlightenment be a vessel where the Divine enlightening energy can overflow in the hearts and souls of you, and of all people that are open and receptive. May the energy of this beginning reach to depth of your soul and bring out the beauties and potential that lie dormant. May the light of astrology shine bright upon all our paths. The Moon leaves Sagittarius for Capricorn as it conjuncts Pluto and squares Uranus. We’ve been dealing with this combination every 30 days for months now, so the shocking reality is not that shocking. Also, the Moon is supported by the Sun in Scorpio and while some may crash, most are going to be able to channel this intense energy in ways that are productive. Last, Venus and Mars in Scorpio are now training Uranus in Aries. This should alleviate tension by allowing people to detach from at least some of their obsessions. Daylight Savings Time, it’s running away, so better put some in a bottle, as we soon say so long, and “fall back” turning the clocks to Standard time, which for some will do nothing to promote you getting anywhere on time any more than you did in June. But no matter…shorter days, and longer nights make for more time to party. So put on your red dress and dance the blues, and use the enlightenment of Odyssey Magazine to shine like a beacon, as you reference the listings to find out what’s HOT. Speaking of which, stars, Electro Groove Group, Passion-Pit serves it to you with their hit, “Sleepyhead” which is what I assure you will not be, if you listen to it… ”like stars burning holes right through the dark…” Speaking of burning up, Hollywood’s Magic Castle was on fire for real the other night. I heard they were serving in the dining room some charred fare, featuring braised rabbit, well done dove, and then everything disappeared in a puff of smoke, Daddy… Shazam! Read your horoscopes. Kiss someone. Practice your slip-knots. After all, you’re all stars.

Aries (Mar 21–Apr 19): Go ahead, love the one you’re with. It looks like if they are “with” you, things just might work out fine, at least for the time being. Look to another as a guide, but keep the personal life personal, and interesting, and, well…hot. This winter is going to be no time to catch a chill, or to be left out in the cold. A purchase could be diverted in the best interests of best interests, so to speak, but don’t fret because from the looks of things, you have resources available to you that have hardly been touched. Maybe it’s time?! Kenneth Cole/Hayden Christensen Taurus (Apr 20–May21): And here all you ever wanted was to keep loneliness at bay. Friends, fellows, visitors, friends of friends, and the occasional smelt, what the heck?! But wait just a golly darn minute here. Seems as though you could be in for a surprise, as one member of this bunch has been keeping some feelings down on the farm. But as they say, how ya going to keep them on the farm once they have seen Paris? Exactly. Alexander Wang/ Robert Pattinson Gemini (May 22–Jun 21): Okay, so the little run-through a romance ended a little short, in more ways than one. Hmm…well, don’t cry for me or for you because that may have been more of a warm-up act rather than the main event. Think light and easy, not beat your brains out, and you could find yourself on the path with a groovy companion – and having fun too. Just the way to wind up the year and maybe, just maybe start the new one! Dustin Lance Black/Colin Quinn Cancer (Jun 22–Jul 22): Now you and your hard working self have come round the mountain to an excellent place to stop for a while, and renew and refresh. Maybe a short trip not too far out of town, or maybe just a special outing right close to home. Wherever you find yourself going, it looks like you will be able to do no wrong, so crack out the good stuff and indulge you and yours. The return on all things you, looks substantial. Shep Pettibone/ Tom Cruise

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Leo (July 23–Aug 23): Creativity and your desire for change long about now both come into play over the next few weeks as you start to combine the ingredients for a successful transition, without sacrifice this time. The caution you choose is simply to avoid any more time wasting, and not paranoia. And anyone who tells you different needs to be shut down and turned off, just like your Grandfather’s Oldsmobile… done. Michael Kors/Callum Blue Virgo (Aug 24–Sep 22): It is a great time to get back to you. Bring everything down a notch or two, and remove any excess so as to best focus and realign yourself with the best friend you will ever have, namely yourself. Let color and imagination back into your life in whatever way seems to fit best, and don’t worry about falling behind with everything and everybody. You have plenty of time, so close the door and be helped by the light. Junior Vasquez/Jonathan Taylor Thomas Libra (Sep 23–Oct 23): A stitch in time saves nine… nine what?? Anyway, you do have a little “mending” to do, and as luck would have it, this is the time you can best attend to those little nagging bits of unfinished business. When you clear the air, you and others will find reason to enjoy the show just that much more, so this is why it’s important to get it done. You might also want to bake a plate of cookies, or get the good bottle ready as well. Ryan McGinley/Zac Efron Scorpio (Oct 24–Nov 22): You are getting back to basics, and taking with you some fondness for the look of love as well. This is a good thing, and those who fall into your love light will shine, shine, shine. Winter-time can sometimes be dark, but things look anything but for you in the upcoming weeks, so put a cozy around your tea pot and another log on the fire. Oh, yeah, be sure to take lots of pictures too! Michael Yo/Sean Combs Sagittarius (Nov 23–Dec 21): A long overdue conversation needs to happen. You may even have to fight for the floor this time to deliver the goods. It’s time for those people to get to know you, and know where you stand, so don’t hold back or cut corners. I guarantee you, as you free the lions in you, the lambs in others will show up all over the place. Bah, Bah, Bah. Tony Moran/ Aaron Carter Capricorn (Dec 22–Jan 20): Being yourself is what you do best. However, feeling able to do it with freedom and nary a care is sometimes a real challenge. Those with whom you surround yourself will soon be able to assist you with this difference, and will do so without making you feel one bit out of place. That will be a nice change, right? Feel free to go and get a nice new thing or two, for you as well, and quit worrying about the cost. You deserve it…, and more. Hector Fonseca/Karl Rove Aquarius (Jan 21–Feb 18): Oh my! Well, loose lips have been known to sink ships. Remember this now, Water Bearer. If you find yourself being led by your tenacity, you might want to put on the breaks a little, or you could skid right into a tree, or sink a ship, or…well, you get it. Could be wise to hit “save” rather than “send” – just a thought. If you can, go to church, or at least the movies. Both good places to limit your temptations, just a little – love ya! Jan Cornet/Tom Selleck Pisces (Feb 19–Mar 20): Sometimes you have a stealth-like ability to guide you through. This comes in handy about now. With this quality, you have the advantage at times to be privy to information from others that could be used wisely for your own benefit. Take all these elements and design your next move so smoothly, it will surely be among your best. Yvonne Lame/Rob Kardashian If you desire the advantage of knowing how and when to make the best moves you can in your life, Mrs. Hello would love to assist you with personalized Astrological guidance. The cost is nominal, the benefit great, and your confidence assured. Address interest in these services, as well as any other astrologically inclined correspondence to: helloworldproductions@gmail.com, and be sure to include “Mrs. Hello” in the subject line.

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JET SET WEHO/HO/LA

ABBEY 684 N. Robertson Bl, WEHO 310.289.8410 AKBAR 4356 W. Sunset Bl, SILVERLAKE 323.665.6810 ARENA 6655 Santa Monica Bl, Hollywood 323.462.1291 CATCH ONE 4067 W. Pico Bl, LA 323.734.8849 CHICO 2915 W. Beverly Bl, MONTEBELLO 323.721.3403 CIRCUS DISCO 6655 Santa Monica Bl, HOLLYWOOD 323.462.1291 CLUB STONE 5221 Hollywood Bl, HOLLYWOOD 323.466.6061 COCO BONGO #2 3311 S. Main St, LA  213.748.2682 EL CONQUISTADOR 3701 W. Sunset Bl, SILVERLAKE 323.666.5136 ELEVEN 8811 Santa Monica Bl, WEHO 310.855.0800 EAST WEST LOUNGE 8851 Santa Monica Bl, WEHO 310.360.6186 FACTORY 652 N. La Peer, WEHO 310.659.4551 FAT FISH 616 N. Robertson Bl, WEHO 310.659.3882 FAULTLINE 4216 Melrose Av, SILVERLAKE 323.660.0889 FIESTA CANTINA 8865 Santa Monica Bl, WEHO 310.652.8865 FLYING LEAP CAFE 2538 Hyperion Av, SILVERLAKE 323.661.0618 FUBAR 7994 Santa Monica Bl, WEHO 323.654.0396 EAGLE LA 4219 Santa Monica Bl, SILVERLAKE 323.669.9472 GOLD COAST 8228 Santa Monica Bl, WEHO 323.656.4879 GYM BAR 8737 Santa Monica Bl, WEHO 310.659.2004 HAMBURGER MARYS 8288 Santa Monica Bl, WEHO 323.654.3800 HERE 696 N. Robertson Bl, WEHO 310.360.8455 LE BARCITO 3909 Sunset Bl, SILVERLAKE 323.644.3515 MICKY’S 8857 Santa Monica Bl, WEHO 310.657.1176 MJ’s 2810 Hyperion Av, SILVERLAKE 323.660.1503 MOTHERLODE 8944 Santa Monica Bl, WEHO 310.659.9700 OTHER SIDE 2538 Hyperion Bl, SILVERLAKE 323.661.4233 PALMS 8572 Santa Monica Bl, WEHO 310.652.6188 (WOMEN) PLAZA 739 N. La Brea Bl, HOLLYWOOD 323.939.0703 RAGE 8911 Santa Monica Bl, WEHO. 310.652.7055 ROCKWELL 1713 N. Vermont Ave, Los Feliz 323.669.1550 RUDOLPHO’S 2500 Riverside Dr, SILVERLAKE 323.669.1226 STUDY 1723 Western Av, HOLLYWOOD 323.461.5533 SPOTLIGHT 1601 N. Cahuenga Bl, HOLLYWOOD 323.467.2425 TEMPO 5520 Santa Monica Bl, HOLLYWOOD 323.466.1094 THE HUDSON 1114 Crescent Hts, WEHO 323.654.6686 TRUNKS 8809 Santa Monica Bl, WEHO 310.652.1015 ULTRA SUEDE 661 N. Robertson Bl, WEHO 310.659.4551

VALLEY AREAS

BOULEVARD 3199 E. Foothill Bl, PASADENA 626.356.9304 BULLET 10522 Burbank Bl, NOHO 818.762.8890 C FRENZ 7026 Reseda Bl, RESEDA 818.996.2976 COCO BONGO 19655 Sherman Way, RESEDA 818.998.8464 MOONSHADOW 10437 Burbank Bl, NOHO 818.508.7008 OXWOOD INN 13713 Oxnard Bl, Van Nuys 818.997.9666 OIL CAN HARRYS11502 Ventura Bl, STUDIO CITY 818.760.9749 CLUB COBRA 10937 Burbank Bl, NOHO 818.760.9798 SILVER RAIL 11518 Burbank Bl, NOHO 818.980.8310

ORANGE COUNTY

BRAVO 1490 S. Anaheim, ANAHEIM 714.533.2291 CLUB BOUNCE 1460 S. PCH, LAGUNA BEACH 949.494.0056 EL CALOR 2916 W.Lincoln Av, ANAHEIM 714 326 4764 ESCANDALO 2323 W. First St, Santa Ana 714 .836 .7410 FRAT HOUSE 8112 Garden Grove, G.G. 714.373.3728 LIONS DEN 719 W. 19th St, COSTA MESA 949.645.3830 METRO Q 19092 Beach Blvd, Huntington Beach 714.968.6677 TIN LIZZY 752 Saint Clair St, COSTA MESA 714.966.2029

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BEACH CITIES

CLUB 5211 5211 Atlantic Bl, LONG BEACH 562.428.5545 CREST 5935 Cherry Av, LONG BEACH 562.423.6650 Brit 1744 E Broadway Bl, LONG BEACH 562.432 9742 THE BROADWAY 1100 E Broadway Bl, LONG BEACH 526.432.3646 DOLPHIN 1995 Artesia Bl, REDONDO BEACH 310.318.3339 EXECUTIVE SUITE 3428 E. PCH, LONG BEACH 562.597.3884 FLUX 17817 Lakewood Bl, BELLFLOWER CA 562.633.6394 FALCON 1435 E. Broadway Bl, LONG BEACH 562.432.4146 HAMBURGER MARYS 740 E Broadway, LONG BEACH 562.983.7900 MINESHAFT 1720 E. Broadway Bl, LONG BEACH 562.436.2433 Paradise Piano Bar 1800 Broadway Bl, LB 562.590.8773 PISTONS 2020 E. Artesia, LONG BEACH 562.422.1928 RIPPLES 5101 E. Ocean Bl, LONG BEACH 562.433.0357 ROOSTERFISH 1302 Abbot Kinney Bl, VENICE 310.392.2123 SILVER FOX 411 Redondo Av, LONG BEACH 562.439.6343 SweetWater Saloon 1201 E. Broadway L.B. 562.432.7044 VELVET LOUNGE 416 W 4th St., Santa Ana 714-664-0663

INLAND EMPIRE

ALIBI EAST 225 S. San Antonio Av, POMONA 909.623.9422 HOOK UP 1047 Second St, POMONA 909.620.2844 MENAGERIE 3581 University Av, RIVERSIDE 951.788.8000 OASIS 1386 E. Foothill Bl, UPLAND 909.920.9590 THE LARK 917 Inland Center Dr, S.B. 909.884.8770 VIP CLUB 3673 Merrill Av, RIVERSIDE 951.784.2370

PALM SPRINGS

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MUST-SEE TV:

Lady Bunny in “THAT AIN’T NO LADY!”

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know I’d surely order a second round if my waiter was young, hung, next to naked and enjoyed getting groped for a generous tip. And since they’re uncut, do try Esco’s selection of vino–nothing goes better with wine than a fragrant cheese! This fall, I’ll have performed at gay pride events from Hawaii to Atlanta, so I must be doing something right. I’m always hearing about the need to celebrate diversity. OK, well I happen to represent the trashy and fun-loving segment of our community who loves raunchy, un-PC humor. I love performing my act in clubs, but this show is more of a full-length theatrical venture. Of course, I’ll do some of my classics, but I’ve updated my act with new pop parodies from Cee Lo to Ke$ha to a very climactic “Firework” by Katy Perry. My new LaughIn style joke skit rips on everyone from Beyoncé to Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga. A spoof of Cher (aka Scare) in Burlesque (aka Grotesque) is not to be missed. And there’s a timely if tasteless tribute to Amy Winehouse which just had them howling recently at San Fran’s Folsom Street Fair. Since my act is full of parodies of current hits and other pop culture references, it’s perfect for the younger gays who don’t want to snore through the sappy show tunes and self-indulgent monologues typical of cabaret. Some of my fans from Wigstock days are older now and aren’t going out to

clubs or not likely to wait until 1AM to see a drag show, so the 8PM slot is perfect on a work night. And one thing I hear a lot is that people over 30 don’t go out now because they hate the music. To remedy that, immediately after the show I’ll spin a classic set of music that people miss: Whitney, Deee-Lite, Crystal Waters–the sound of NYC from the days of the Roxy when entire dance floors sang along to anthems like “Peace In The Valley” and “Pride (A Deeper Love)”. Drink prices will drop to 2-4-1 for the hour after the show to loosen up some of those backbones that need it. So let’s see if this group who complains about contemporary music–and trust me, I’m one of you–will dance when they do finally hear music they like. At any rate, $14.98 and one-drink minimum is a recessionista-friendly deal to see a performer who Time Out called a “demented, delightful and hilarious queen” as I bring a little trash back to the Disneyfied Times Square area. It’s the Chinese Year of the Rabbit so it’s the perfect time to catch me in “That Ain’t No Lady!” At my age, if I wait another decade to do another next one wo-man show, I may not be alive! Tuesdays in November at 8PM at Escuelita 301 W. 39 St between 8th and 9th Aves. Seating is limited so reservations are strongly suggested. Cash only at the door or purchase online tickets at www.brownpapertickets.com/event/198296.

Photo by Billy Erb

I regularly write a column for Odyssey. But if you can remove your eyes from the crotches of the Escuelita hunks for long enough, you’ll notice that I’m also gracing the cover of this issue. So the editor asked me to write up my new show, “That Ain’t No Lady!” which plays every Tuesday in November. It’s been a decade since my last full-length night club act—so why now? First off, I need the money! When I hit 29 last year, my modeling jobs vanished overnight. I can’t run for political office until I’m 35. And it’s tough holding onto your escort clients when you’re known to have bed bugs. The effective, citywide anti-meth campaigns have virtually shut down my side gig as a drug dealer, especially after regular clients like Kevin Aviance and Jackie Beat skipped town. Whoops! I’m supposed to be pretending that Jackie’s dramatic weight loss was the result of some surgery. Since Sarah Jessica Parker, Cameron Diaz, The Olsen Sins and Baked Apple Paltrow moved into my Greenwich Village neighborhood, grocery prices have sky-rocketed. So I’m literally going to have to start singing for my supper. And as you can see, I hate to miss a meal. For years, I’ve been the only white queen who’s regularly worked at Esco’s. Since it mainly caters to a black and Latino crowd, not everyone’s aware that the space has the perfect stage for a sizzling night club revue. The roomy stage is ideal for dancing–on the off chance that I should learn how to dance by 10/4. They’ve also put in new cabaret seating with tables and which all have good sight lines. I learned of the new seating when I visited Hunkomania, a strip show for females several nights a week. But don’t worry–I don’t plan on stripping, even though that would be so hilarious that it’d be worth my weight in gold–or at least the price of admission. Speaking of which… I’ve been to a few shows lately with a $25 cover and a two-drink minimum. By the time you take a cab and pay tax and tip, you’ve spent $60 for a drag show. This recession isn’t improving, so I’m charging a price that’s as cheap as my humor—$14.98—with only a one-drink minimum. However, since my singing has been known to drive people to drink, there will be a strictly-enforced 25 drink maximum. And since Escuelita’s waiters put the cock back into cocktail, I

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THE PORN

By Scotty B - Twitter: @cocktailsxxx

MATTHEW RUSH: the “eXXXit” interview

There are few porn stars that I can say I’m a true fan. Although I don’t “get-off” on all the fucking and sucking of the videos, I’m more a fan of the individual star: how they carry themselves, how they work with different studios and how they handle their career as a star. I believe Matthew Rush has done that as eloquently as any man could who’s been under the porn microscope for a decade. My first encounter with Matthew Rush was on a small couch three years ago when I was interviewing him for the website NickYoungXXX. com. I was obviously nervous, and he was having fun playing off everything I said. The video has gone viral on YouTube, however, no one could have ever predicted that our small interview would garner over 45,000 hits on the NickYoungXXX site (tinyurl.com/MatthewXXXRush)! As most of you know, Matthew Rush, aka Greg Grove, is retiring and calling it quits for now. Greg admits to me that he once made a promise to himself that if he met someone special… and with this new love, that promise has led him to now! How did you come up with the last name, RUSH? Actually, when Michael Youens worked for Falcon, he came up with the name Matthew Rush. I thought it was cool so I went with it. What is the quintessential Matthew Rush movie that every fan should have in their collection? The one everyone remembers is “Hazed.” Not really sure why. I guess it was the football uniform. I think everyone should have “Taking Flight” because that is the first movie that I bottomed in. What do you feel when you watch your movies? I can honestly say that in a decade of being in the industry, I have NEVER watched one of my scenes. I’d been there, done that, lived it, and I don’t need to watch it. They say you make the same faces working out as you do when you have sex. I’ve seen what I look like working out. No thanks! When you first began in porn, did you think your career would last as long as it has? I thought I would make a few movies and that would be it. I never expected it to snowball into a career. You can ask any of my friends: I’m a huge dork. I just don’t see the appeal. Who was your “competition” when you first started. Where do you think he is now? When I started, Jeremy Tucker was one of my competitors for the simple fact that he was a light skinned black guy. My other competitor was Caesar because he was a bodybuilder. I don’t know what happened to Jeremy, but I heard Caesar was trying to make a comeback. Some say that Matthew Rush is dead. How does that make you feel hearing that? It’s like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. A lot of times, I felt pressure to be him when the cameras weren’t running and I was out in public. I was starting to lose sight of Greg. Matthew was way more popular than Greg, and I would get off on the attention. So many stars leave and come back. What was your reason for retiring? I’ve had a very long run and it’s been amazing. I promised myself that when I met that special someone and I knew it was someone that I could easily spend the rest of my life with, I would quit making movies. Will you return to host a third season of “So You Think You Can Fuck”, season 3? Honestly, I would love to come back and host. I love working with Dominic Ford and I respect his work. He’s not afraid to try something different. It’s what the industry needs. If there was such a show when you were just beginning, how do you think you would have done? I probably would have been like a Clay Aiken. Not the winner but had an OK career. Sorry Clay. Any last words for your fans who have stuck by you through the years? I can’t tell you how much their support means to me. They’ve been with me through the highs and lows, and I honestly can’t put into words how much they mean to me. If it wasn’t for them, I would have NEVER made it this far. What’s next for Greg? There’s a horror movie in the process called “Meat Locker” that we’ll start shooting the beginning of the year. I’d love to do more theater and independent movies. Reality TV would be cool too. But most of all, I’m looking forward to starting my life with my boyfriend, Jake.

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