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THE “F” LIST 1. Prez Barack Obama 2. PrezChrisArmstrong 3. Cher & CHAZ 4. Jane Lynch 5. Don Sam Nazarian 6. Don David Cooley 7. Don Pat Rogers 8. Don JeffreySanker 9. DJ Sandy Sachs 10. H.S.H. Elton John 11. Lindsay Lohan 12. Ellen Degeneres 13. David Geffen 14. Bryan Lourd 15. Jann Wenner 16. Bryan Singer 17. Brian Graden 18. Don Paul Nicholls 19. Don Jim Murphy 20. Don Chris Ciccone 21. DonOrlandorPuerta 22. DVDJ Ray Rhodes 23. Don Jason Lavitt 24. Mike Nava & David 25. DonBrettHenrichson 26. Michael Berman 27. Don Tom Whitman 28. Richard Grossi 29. Tim Meepegama 30. Chris Diamond 31. Wayne Elias 32. Michael Brown 33. Don Anthony Lopez 34. Steve Machuca 35. Woody Woodbeck 36. Wayne Castro 37. Stefano Rossi 38. Dale Warner 39. Rusty Updegraff 40. Jay Krimis 41.HSHLady Ga Ga 42.HSHMadonna 43.HSHAdam Lambert 44.HSHAlexisArquette 45.HSHCandy Ass 46.HSHJackie Beat 47.HSHChi Chi LaRue 48.HSHCandice Cayne 49.HSHChad Michaels 50.HSHDetox Icunt

51.Cellulosic Ethanol 52. Matthew Snyder 53. Wanda Sykes 54. Sham Ibrahim 55. Perez Hilton 56. Joe Kenan 57. Kathy Griffin 58. DJ Paul V. 59. Victor Rodriquez 60. “The Real“ Zam 61. Mario Diaz 62. Jonathan Chang 63. Tattoo Chris 64. Johnny Weir 65. Billy Francesca 66. Oscar Wilde 67. Ricky Martin 68. Margaret Cho 69. Andrew Christian 70. Jude Tade 71. Caesar Torres 72. Mikey Minden 73. Gus Van Sant 74. John Waters 75. Michael Stipe 76. Alan Cumming 77. Melissa Etheridge 78. Rachel Maddow 79. Andy Bell 80. Rick K. 81. George Takei 82. Michael Moloney 83. Luis & Jim Turner 84. Sandra Bernhard 85. Jay Cribas 86. Wilson Cruz 87. Bruce Villanch 88. Neil Patrick Harris 89. Greg Louganis 90. Lance Bass 91. Marc Almond 92. Cynthia Nixon 93. Rob Halford 94.Quintin Crisp 95. Ron Madril 96. MeredithBxrBurny 97. Oprah&Gayhell 98. Brad & TrAnjolie 99. Janet & Jermaine 100. Mrs&MrsTomCruise & &MrsTomCruise

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“F” IS FOR FAGGOT, PROUD...FAGGOTS...MARY!


THE COLUMN WOW. LESS THEN 1O HOURS OF “HOMO HUMAN RIGHTS” IN THE U.S. OF AMURDER’S MILITARY. YES Our Great Fierce DIANE SEYMORE Ruling Bitch Country is OFFICIALLY Homo-Bi Polar. I realize U.S. Elections are completely ruled, driven and totally motivated by the “DICK NIXON DIRTY TRIX” racist mind shit. So go figure , every pre-election October gits reallly sick fuck spooky with all the fear, fear, F E A R em’ into voting for anyone BUT the “liberal civil rights pushing, gay loving, satan worshiping J.F.K., Jimmy Carter, Barack Obama TYPE PINKOS! Shade, shady soooooooo sabotage your opponent, with the tricky, double crossing, bad mouthing, LYING for votes (Tadaaa! The T-T R A G I C !-Party) shit talkin’ politico for the wrong ass right wing, christian bullying, military, drug companies poisoning and cancer producing made in the USA machinery. So SHOCKING that a lil S L I P in the sabotage those “LIBERALS” right before the NOV.2 Election/killing/mud sling for me!/character assassination Day... OOPS... let the FAGGOTS in the MILITARDY!!!! Yes. Oct. 20th, 13 DAYS BEFORE NOV. 2nd “They” got all Tricky Dicky, Carl(closet Queen)Rove shitty, shitty faggot and lifted the GAYS IN MILITARY BAN, J U S T TO INCITE MASSIVE PISSED OFF AMERICAN CHRISTIAN ANTI-DEMOCRAT,ANTIOBAMA,ANTI-FAGGOT Publicity to get the Retarded Americans to VOTE REPUBLICAN and create the ANTILIBERAL DEMOCRAT bunch of P.R. dirty, shitty RIGHT WING MEDIA RAN MURDOCH B.S. !!!!!! Thank Christ Pres. Bareback Obottom had the brains to get the injunction to STOP the “temporary ban lift, dirty tricks election shady attempt to get the LIBERAL DEMOCRATS O U T OF P O W E Relax Faggots. Let the Prez B.O. rule these Christian republicunts who have our country under the satanic oil, coal & cancer $$$$$$$$ for the top 2% ONLY.... and NO MIDDLE CLASS. Stay on Obama’s under dog side, we will get OUR JUST DAINTY NELLY FAG RIGHTS & DESSERTS. On the Dragoon for the Democrats Drag Forefront... It was a full blown out Lady Bunny National Coming OUT DAY here on the coast! Pat Rogers HERE LOUNGE opened his Drag loving arms with his lil’ SRS Bitch Livonia in toe for a SASSY Bunny OUT OUT OUT of her Mary Mind, for Monday Oct. 11th show. Yes the Shady Bunny gave it her breast at a .... well, beyond filthy impersonation of a Don Rickles and Jackie Beat Meanie Trannie Love to pretend to Hate Child !!!! With Lady Bu Bu’s evil tongue all tranny sharp she Jesus Drag crucified all D.Q.’s within a lee press pinky nail gittin’ all into her baggy. Every lopped off wee wee Candice Cayne & Alexis Arquette S.R.S. Tranz Type got it good. Lady had her Candy Ass Crucify her Drag Rebel Rants spewing for all the Morgan McMichaels and even the new girls like... Miss Richfield !981 learned Queen Mean 101. Wheeeeee!! Problems problems and more Super problems!! Justin Bieber gay fight! A teenager cornered the 16 year old pop star at a game of laser tag and repeatedly called him a “fag”! Now police are investigating the incident and possibly prosecuting the teen involved in the incident! Oaksaaaanaaaa Grigoreiva drama alert!! Mel Gibson’s battered ex and mother of their one year old child Lucia has

just retained superstar attorney Lisa Bloom to handle her ongoing war with Mel. Stars like Hillary Swank, new Hollywood it girl and Vogue SHAMANTHA COX cover star Carey Mulligan, Ben Kingsley, Harvey Weinstein, Michelle Williams, Gillian Anderson, Salmon Rushdie and Kiera Knightly all flew across the pond for the 54th annual London film festival!! Meanwhile, Julia Roberts and John Malkovich were among the big names that flew to Spain for the 58th Annual San Sebastian Film Festival! Coroners report! Leave It To Beaver’s 94 year old mom Barbara Billingsley died from rheumatoid disease! Uh oh! Sorry J-woww, Situation, Pauly-D, Vinnie, Angelina, Sammi Sweetheart, and Ronnie! It looks like Jersey Shores big breakout star Snooki is getting her very own show on MTV!!! Wow!! Lindsay’s mom Dina Lohan is turning to the Kardashian’s mom, Kris Jenner, for parenting advice! Meanwhile, her dad Michael Lohan threatened to fall off the wagon to get admitted to the Betty Ford Clinic to see his daughter... who had him blacklisted from visiting her! Kris Jenner was up in Vegas at Tao helping daughter Kim Kardashian celebrate her 30th birthday! Guests included Perez Hilton, Khloe and Kourtney, and Webster star Emmanuel Lewis!! Romance alert! Madonna was seen making out with dance choreographer Brahim Rachiki at a New York nightclub!! Kieran Culkin and Emma Stone are officially an item after the lovebirds were spotted holding hands!! Whoa! LA based musician Allisa Apps challenged Lady GaGa to a $1million singing competition!! Splitsville time! Courtney Cox and David Arquette have officially separated due to David’s affair with sexy Jasmine Waltz! Christina Aguilera and Justin Bratman are divorcing after 5 years of marriage due to irreconcilable differences!! Fight, fight, fight!! Bill O’Riley pissed off Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Bahar so bad they stormed off the set of The View, after Bill made said that Muslims were responsible for the 9-11 attacks! Luckily, Barbara Walters put out the fire and convinced Whoopi and Joy to return to the stage! Yikes! NFL superstar Junior Seau drove his SUV off a cliff -and survived- only moments after being released from jail on domestic violence charges!! Wow! Steven Speilberg is working on a new movie about 70s disco sensation The Bee Gees!! Oh Boy!! ITV has signed two three year deals with master pit bull Simon Cowell to continue as host of X factor and Britain’s Got Talent! Yippie!! Jenny McCarthy is opening up about her new boyfriend Jason Toohey, saying he communicates better than her ex Jim Carrey! Hooray! Michael Jackson’s children Paris and Prince Michael are planning to buy back his Neverland ranch estate and build a memoriam to their late Tranny Daddy Good Luck Kiddies ! Be sure to keep your queer eyes fine tuned to the pages of Odyssey Magazine for all the latest news on all your favorite Super Duper Stars!! www.ODYSSEYMAGAZINE.NET and to www.MARYTV. NET and while you’re UP to it, be sure to visit www. SHAMFAME.com for all the Big Gay Fag FAME World News that you just can’t live without!! And Fags & Bulls keep up da fight for HOMO Human Rights NOW... PRESS F I G H T S !(parodyMary!)


STARS ONLY monday

wednesday

SASSY SHOW! at Here 696 Robertson 310.360.8455 Livonia Services. CLUB ILLUSIONS at The Palms 8572 SM Blvd 310.652.6188 Viva Sex MUSTACHE MONDAYS! at La Cita on Hill/4th, Hot New Local Queens! Fresh scene with DJ Josh Peace, Dino Dinco and Main Mustache Maria Nacho! click on free mustache ride site... myspace.com/mustachemondays, y u m THE CANDIS CAYNE SHOW at THE ABBEY 692 Robertson 310.289.8410 Showtime @ 10pm with Candis Cayne - Dancing with Super Star DJ MARCO SHOWGIRLS! at Mickys 8857 SM Blvd 310.657.1176 Fine TopTrannyReview SEXY BITCH at Rage 8911 SM Blvd 310.652.7055 Pop & hiphop&Aubrey! ENVY 120A Wilshire Ave, Fullerton 8-2am / great food, greater O.C. babes METRO MONDAYS at Fubar 7994 SM Blvd WEHO 323.654.0396 “DRAG BALL” / $5 Stoli Drinks, Free Shots & Drag Show!! MONDAY MADNESS at Alibi East 225 South San Antonio Ave, Pomona GODDESS MJ’s 2810 Hyperion SL 323.660.1503 Leslie Monroy & T-girls STARLETTE REVUE at HM 740 E Broadway LB 562.436.7900 10p show Jewels hosts a trans-razzle-dazzle top snatch show w. Starlette 18+! ISRAEL’S CANTINA at Chico 2915 W Beverly Blvd, Montebello 323.721.3401 Happy Hour Prices all night long! CHEAP & EASY Paradise Piano Bar 1800 Broadway Blvd LB 562.436.2433 EL CONQUISTADOR 3701 W Sunset Blvd. SL 323.666.5136 Mon-Thu Happy Hours 4-6:30pm with hors d’ouvres too! Lunch Tues-Sun 11am ASIAN NIGHT at 1350 Club 510 W Anaheim St, Wilmington $8 lockers from 5pm-10pm 6-hr rental 310.830.4784 STRIP PARTIES at Midtowne 615 Kohler, downtown 213.680.1838 Yum! 1/2 PRICE ROOMS at Melrose Spa 7269 Melrose 323.937.2122 $13.50 CLUB SIN at Club Ripples in LB 5101 E Ocean Blvd Hip Hop - DJ Ernie Pearl / 2-for-1 Drinks, $3 Domestic Bottles, $4 Jager Shots

STRIPPER CIRCUS at Here 696 N Robertson Blvd 310.360.8455 BABES! Paul Nicholls & Woody Woodbeck turn this new humpday humpier! FUEGO at Rage 8911 SM Blvd 310.652.7055 DJ Salvador ke eps the Cholo hump day.... burning. o u c h . ¡Ay Papis y Putos! HOT ROD at Mickys 8857 SM Blvd 310.657.1176 Stefano Rosso SEXY! COUNTRY JACK at Eleven Nightclub 8811 SM Blvd - Cowboy Boots 10¢ Whiskey Shots till 11pm / Hosted by Reiken & Rich Grossi FLASHBACK at Trunks 8809 SM Blvd 310.652.1015 Igenue & DJ Draven! THE BETTY at Fubar 7994 SM Blvd - Lesbo Ladies Night. DJ Saratonin INFERNO at Cobra 10937 Burbank Blvd (at Vineland) NoHo 818.760.9798 BiLatinMen.com boys, DJ Aaron Hernandez Pop, HipHop, Dance & Top 40 CLUB METRO at MJ’s 2810 Hyperion323.660.1530 R&B IvanDaniels!! JEWELS KAROKE! at HM 740 E.Broadway LB 562.436.7900 $100cash COCKFIGHT at Cobra 10937 Burbank Blvd. 818.760.9798 HotHotNoHo! MARGARITA ARGARITA MADNESS at Roosterfish 1302 Abbott Kinney, Venice $3.00 Cuervo Gold Margaritas all day schlong! and cute beach gay babes. BINGO! Hamburger Mary’s Weho 8288 SM Blvd 323.654.3800 A fierce celebrity ball throwdown, check out the hotties and drink specials! KENNY’S KARAOKE at Fiesta Cantina 8865 Santa Monica Bl. starts 10pm new groovy jungle local. This is “The” Karaoke !!! Let it Rip Gurl! 2-4-1drinks! THE BRICK KARAOKE at 340 Thomas Street Pomona 909.629.6333 DELICIOUS at Arena 6655 SM Blvd 323.692.3636 Ghetto Hip-Hop R&B, Merengue room too! 18+ DJ Manny C. FLASHBACK WEDS at Melrose Spa 7269 Melrose Ave $8 lockers! from 5pm-11pm (6 hr-rental) Cheap Fun SEX Slurp! 1/2 PRICE ROOMS at 1350 Club 510 W Anaheim St, Wilmington 310.830.4784 Rooms $14.50 lockers $12.50 for 6-hours 90’s HOUSE at Ripples 5101 E Ocean Blvd 562.433.0357 Nicolle $2drafts $3 Jungle Juice, 90s HipHop, R&B - Boy & Girl go-gos, drunk Twister 18+ / $3 Drinks & $4 Premiums at Oasis 1386 Foothill Bl. Upland 909.920.9590 drink cheap n’ get it all going on humpday!

tuesday RIM JOB! at MJ’s 2810 Hyperion SL 323.660.1503 Nice & sleazy go-go guys. Cuz eatin’ ain’t cheatin’. www.anthonylopezpresents.com DREAM GIRLS at Rage 8911 SM Blvd 310.652.7055 THE O.G. SHOW! MR BLACK LA at Bardot 1737 Vine St. This NYC legend lands on the coast Luke Nero’s O.G. Dance Den goes off w. Rusty U. Lenora C. Gregory A .too! RECESS at Mickys 8857 SM Blvd 310.657.1176 ClubTigerheat.com gets a lil’ time out to teach 18+ 101 with DJ’s Ray Rhodes & Howie T, 10pm-2am PUNCHLINE at Eleven 8811 S.M.Blvd. Jason Farone Hosts! hilarious! eleven.la MANHOLE at Motherlode 8944 SM Blvd 310.659.9700 HipHop w/ DJ Ben Dirty Burty’s “Dirty Dancer’s” & Monthly “Hot Hole” Contest !! BOYS NIGHT OUT Circus 6655 SM Blvd 323.462.1291 LA’s Tues Tradition, hot papi’s abound, DJ Ernie Pearl, and $3 cover! KARAOKE at Fubar 7994 SM Blvd 323.654.0396 FRESH Comedy Mic Night with Bruce Daniels & Cher Madonna gets the boys to wail! HAMBURGER MARYS Latino Heat 8288 SM Blvd 323.654.3800 Taco Bar! and Chocolate Fountain... Cholos toooo! T-GIRL at HM 740 E.Broadway LB 562.436.7900 10pm Karaoke, 12-2 dance TIPSY TIPSY TUES. Ripples 5101 E Ocean LB $3 well Vodka $4 Jäger SPIRIT at Proof 215 N Broadway, Santa Ana / Atmosphere Events doin the booze & boys 21+ DJ RPM & DJ Ahmed www.spiritTuesdays.com KARAOKE at Alibi East 225 S San Antonio Ave, Pomona / Taco Tues on the patio - Karaoke 9pm-1am No Cover! GANG BANG at Faultline 4216 Melrose Ave. S.L. 323.660.0889 music, video, hot boys cheap happy hour til’ 12am. Hot. 1/2 PRICE ROOMS at Midtowne 615 Kohler DT 213.680.1838 $14 TWINKIE TUES at 1350 Club 510 W Anaheim St, Wilmington 310.830.4784 18-20 year olds free! / $10 Lockers for 6-hours THE MINESHAFT 1720 E Broadway LB 562.436.2433 Beer Specials & Free Pool too! Wall to wall LB Babes always on Tops Only! Tuesdays TEQUILA RM at East West Lounge 8851 SM Blvd tequila from Jalisco México YOU CALL IT at FLUX 17817 Lakewood Blvd bellflower 562.633.6394 All top shelf premiums only $3 This is a hot pocket of papis, check it out ! MARIX TACO TUESDAYS! ALL-YOU-CAN EAT TACO bar only $7.95 Marix WEHO 1108 N Flores st. 323.656.8800

thursday TIGERHEAT & HEAVEN at The Avalon 1735 Vine St. Hollywood 18+/ DJs Jason Lavitt, Ray Rhodes & Howie T. RULE. www.clubtigerheat.com BIG FAT DICK! at Fubar 7994 SM Blvd Mario Diaz gives you buckets o jizz with DJ Riley Moore spinning out of cocktrol CLUB NUR at MJ’s 2810 Hyperion SL. 323.660.1503 Hot Steamy Sexy Sand box! Gevo & Hrair Hookah you some desert dick! BOYS NIGHT OUT! TROUSDALE 9229 W. Sunset Blvd. at Doheny J.SankerStars RAGE 18+ 8911 SM Blvd 310.652.7055 18 & ova star type young fresh chickens! Daddys! Yum, and Drink Specials 2 PAN DULCE at Micky’s 8857 SM Bl. 323.692.9573 Hot Latin Boyz! clubpapi.com SANCTUARY at Abbey 684 Robertson Bl. 310.289.8410 Tom W.! AGAIN! SPIKE at Eleven 8811 S.M. Blvd Classic Leather hosted Drew Cutler DJ Roddick COCKTAILS W.THE STARS! at Mickys 8857 SM Bl. 310.657.1176 Porn! KYSS at Here Lounge 696 Robertson 310.360.8455 - DJ Lezlee & Asha LATIN NIGHT at Executive Suite 3428 E PCH LB 562.597.388 $2.50 Coronas DOLL HOUSE at HM 740 E.Broadway LB 562.436.7900 18 + gurls! $100 CASH KARAOKE HM. 8288 SM WH 323.654.3800 w. The BEAT. SNATCH at Menagerie 3581 University Av w. Raven 951.788.8000 THURS. NIGHT DELIGHT VIP Nightclub 3673 Merrill Ave. stripper sexiness,$5 all ya can drink draft, Karaoke Patio too! 951.784.2370 THIRSTY THURSDAYS at Trunks 8809 SM Blvd 310.652.1015 DREAMGIRLS at Ripples 5101 E Ocean LB 9:30pm Call for Reservations 562.433. 0357. Karaoke w. Robert / Martini Spec.’s all night. Dj Rob G. SPICE The Brick 340 Thomas St Pomona 909.629.6333 FRAT HOUSE 8112 GardenGrove Blvd G.G. 714.373.FRAT Hot Strip Shows on Sat & SunToo! Drag review on Saturdays! PORN STAR J.O. PARTY 8pm at Midtowne Spa. 615 Kohler LA 213.680.1838 Big Porn Industry slabs of beef! Dinner is served! DANCE IDOL at Oasis Nightclub 1386 Foothill Blvd Upland 909.920.9590 10 wk contest CASH prizes...puta! C.FRENZ-KARAOKE (form.Bananas) at 7026 Reseda Blvd. 818.996.2976 with Tony B.The best karaoke in The Valley! JEWELS BODYPARTS Falcon1435 E Broadway LB 562.422.1928 $1beer


photo by Matthew McFarland and Reel Gay TV

DRAG WAR! VERY FRESH VICE YES GIRL IDA SLAPPEDHER & DID SLAP HER & HARRRRRRRD AT ELEVEN.

POUTY PINK LIP COMPINKTITION IN THE RED HOT RED HERE LOUNGE HOT ASS SATURDAYS SCENE

TARDY PARTY IMPERSONATOR ?? NOT! IT’S THE O.G. JENNA MARX @ MUSICAL MONDAYS

Who?

MORGAN MC”ANN MARGARET “ FROM DRAG U TO A BLOW U ALL AWAY SASSY SHOW-DOWN W. BATHROOM BABE

HEY M.J.’S CLUB NUR’S THURSDAYS HAS THE BIGGEST SAND BOX TO PLAY IN !

S E R I O U S PECS PERK INTO TOM WHITMAN’S SANCTUARY AT ABBEY THURS.


STARS ONLY friday FRESH VICE Eleven 8811 SM Bl.310.855.0800 Don J.S.& Steve Machuca 9pm cocktails, 11pm dancing with resident DJ Morningstar & VIP VICEsquad. POPSTARZ Factory 652 N La Peer Drive WEHO We Play the Pop - You are the STAR! $5 Cocktails ALL Night Long!! FRESH MEAT M.J.’s 2810 Hyperion 323.660.1530 YUM! $6 Drinks til 12 HERE’S TRUCKSTOP 696 Robertson 310.360.8455 DJ Ray Rhodes gets this fine-ass fryday homo & Lezbo Mix hang, a going! Always packed! REHAB W. DETOX HMarys 8288 SM Bl. WH 323.654.3800 BingoBoyProd.’s Serve “21st Century Drag” with Detox Icunt and SRS stars! NoCover FILTH FRIDAYS Faultline 4216 Melrose Blvd 323.660.0889 DJ Matt Moody Rockin Redneck Strip-pole Pabst Beer Cans 9-2am DANCE BITCH Fubar 7994 SM Blvd 323.654.0396 Hosted & DJ’d by: The Gorgeous Gay Mobstars Billy Francesca & herm’s homotley screw crew! GAMEBOI RAGE 8911 SM Blvd 310.652.7055 Paul E gets the high n-r-g flying with gamey gays packing this Raging 18+ pretty gameboi thang BOYSROOM via Tigerheat Executive Suite Nightclub 3428 E.PCH, L.B. 21+ $3 beers/$4 vodkas+red bulls www.clubboysroom.com 562.597.3884 ROOSTERFISH 1320 Abbott Kinney, Venice 310.392.2123 Beach Boy Babes out in droves! blondes and butch! drink specials too! slurp! STAG AT ROCKWELL 1714 Vermont Av 323.669.1550 rockwellvt.com CUB SCOUT Eagle LA 4219 SM Blvd 323.669.9472 Chris/Vic. 1st Fri. CLUB HOMBRES Club Cobra 10937 Burbank Blvd Showers!UndieContst FAME Circus 6655 SM Blvd WEHO 323.721.1291 latin, house, R&B Latina Diva Karlota 9pm-3:30am 21+ The most caliente cholos! THE BRICK 340 S Thomas St Pomona 909.629.6333 boys thru the brick roof! Hosted by bartender Juan GoGo Gods and $3 you-call-it shots! 18+ Oasis 1386 E Foothill Upland 909.920.9590 beef stick! BOYBAR HMarys 740 E Broadway LB 562.436.7900 Club Lucky DJ Zach CLUB DIVA VIP Club 3673 Merrill Av Riverside 951.784.2370 Vanity Halston, Raven, Mayhem, Bridgette Diamond, Kiwi.. KrazyGurls! 11pm ALIBI EAST 225 San Antonio Pomona 909.623.9422 Latin love, yum!!! $2 dom beers 2 DJs spinning with afterhours til 3am! Slammed & Sexy! FLASHBACK FRIDAYS Chico 2915 Beverly Blvd Montebello 323.721.3403 DJ Frank aka DJ TJ playing videos & old skool $2 Coronas AZUCAR at C.Frenz(form.Bananas) 7026 Reseda Bl, Reseda 818.996.2976 DJ Alexander, Tribal-HipHop-House FREE BARRIO ENTRANCE Frathouse 8112 Garden Grove 714.373.3728 UNZIPPED Ripples 5101 E.Ocean 562.433.0357 Hot New GOGO Girls $6 Absolut, $3 Bud Light Bottles, $1 Jello shots & Trish’s Kitchen TRANNYSHACK Monthly @EchoPlex 1154 Glendale Blvd 213.413.8200 Hosted by Heklina & Cody Bayne. SF Meets LA-Drama-Drag Show

saturday RED HOT RED Here 696 Robertson 310.360.8455 Jeffrey Sanker & Paul Nicholls, Bring the Gay Mafioso Mariposas into Pat Rogers downtown Weho! MONSTER at Eleven 8211SM Bl. 310.855.0800. Tigerheat Hotties WeHo Style! Ray Rhodes & Howie T. to the big POP Top! www.clubtigerheat.com THE “ABBEYWOOD” 684 Robertson Blvd. 310.289.8410 Bi-sexy Scene CHERRY POP Ultra Suede 661 N Robertson Tom Whitman’s Soda Tops! DUKE Fubar 7994 SM Bl 323.791.3041 Cody Bayne’s homo dance party RAGE 18-25 8911 SM Bl. 310.652.7055 youngR-freshR-hotteR! SEXY 18+ givin ya 2 rooms of dance dolls, hip hop too! Hot damn!!! ARENA 6655 SM Bl. 323.462.1291 Gene La Pietra’s Grande! FRICTION MJ’s 2810 Hyperion SL 323.660.1503 by Scandal! 10p-2a REFLEX Ultra Suede 661 N Robertson Bl. flesh pool every other Saturday After-Hours evenstarpresents.com for info FLAWLESS VIP 3673 Merrill Av Riverside, yep mo’ Hot Drag Shows! hosted by Venus D Lite, feat. Chad Michaels, Raja, Delta Work, Tommi Rose, Jackie Beat, & admirers.. show 11pm SCREW MJ’s 2810 Hyperion Av 3rd Sat of the month fer your kink needs Tattoo Chris’z raunchiest Dick Down. MJsBar.com SPIT Faultline 4216 Melrose 323.969.2530 3rd Sat of mth. DJPaulV. OLE OLE Club Cobra 10937 Burbank Bl. NOHO ClubCobraLA.com Latin Pop, Cumbias, COBRA dancers and our fave El Show de Karlotta

VIP 18 & OVER 3673 Merrill Ave. Hairspray 3rd.Sat.of month packed hot teen scene, 909.784.2370 lots a drink specials!!!! CHICO 2915 W Beverly Bl. Montebello 323.721.3404 DJ Brett spins hiphop, house, old skool and Latin $3 Dirty Water Shots! slurp! BLENDER Palms 8572 SM Bl. 310.652.6188 Dj Raw Bert MonthlyMayhem HAMBURGER MARYS 740 E Broadway LB 562.436.7900 Sat 1st HEAT(fuse Girls) 2nd FUZZ(bears), 3rd HEAT(ladies) 4th KUB KAMP(bears) CLUB VENUS Executive Suite 3428 E PCH LB Ladies! 562.597.3884 18+ at Oasis 1386 E Foothill Upland 909.920.9590 FULL FRONTAL DISCO Disco Daddy Mario Diaz invades Chinatown 3rd Sat of every month @ 943 N. Broadway Av RIPPLES 5101 E Ocean Bl. LB 562.433.0357 1st La Playa/2nd Bearbar/3rd Club ONE DJ Dominator $4 Stoli Flav’s $3 Bud Lt bottles $4 Jägar Shots/4th Bears at the Beach ALIBI EAST AST 225 S. San Antonio Av Pomona 909.623.9422 No Cover $2.00 dom beer, $4.00 well drinks Dj’s and Dancing ! A CLUB CALLED RHONDA click and RSVP at rhondasays.net

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By Barbie Q

Hello my loves! Well as you have heard we have a lot on our plates lately. Gay marriage, gay teen suicides and don’t ask don’t tell policies. I know it can be a lot and what is a drag queen’s place in all this you may ask? Well honey, our job, in my opinion is to support and oh yeah, scream as loud as you can from the rooftops that we can make a difference! I know you are wondering what in the word are you gonna do for Halloween? A lot of you have asked me if doing drag was OK, what to wear, what to do etc. Well honey, one important thing! Know that the shoes you wear will be on for at least four hours so be prepared! HA! Of course as a rite of passage kids are flocking to Weho for the festivities, but there are many many alternatives Fri-Sun. But first, I wanna introduce you to a new brunch coming to you here in LA on Sun 10/24. I know you already know about the Brunchettes at Hambuger Mary’s in LB, but the new one is called Touch My Brunch at Sila Bistro in Silverlake. It stars Allusia, Raquel Redd, Ms Luna, Vicky Vox Vox, Melissa Brown and Miss Barbie Q. There is a set menu, unlimited mimosas and entertainment. 2630 Hyperion Ave. It goes from 11a-2p with shows throughout the afternoon. Fri 10/22 is Otter Magic at the Burgundy House, Victor Rodriguez Rodriguez, Susan in Accounting $5. But first there is special Rehab with Detox at Hamburger Mary’s Weho, it’s special because I am performing! HA! Sat 10/23 is a special event in downtown LA called Artsinal LA - a weekend long community shopping, tasting, and learning experience showcasing the city’s finest local, sustainable, handmade edibles. It’s at the The Cooper Building Penthouse, 860 S Los Angeles St. $10 adv, $15 door - this includes so much! Take a chance on downtown and check it out! Sun 10/24 is SML at Akbar. A fierce party for the fierce people! Cody Bayne and Nacho Nava! With DJS TR/808 [K-11], Fadre-Dra,, and Nacho. Hosted by Gary Wells. No cover! Tues 10/26, opening of Choice in downtown LA. DJs A-Ski, Tailwind Turner and LotusPetal.. It’s at the Falls Lounge, 626 South Spring St. right across the street from me! Thurs 10/28 Rhea Litre’s ’s Birthday party! Rhea celebrates her birthday bash @ Tom Whitman’s ’s “Sanctuary” Thursdays @ The Abbey with DJ Brynn Taylor.. Performances by: Countre Black Black, Detox, Detox Shokra,, and Rhea herself! Happy Happy Birthday girl! Fri 10/29 Tranimal Workshop! Ever wonder how to transform into a creature that is part scary and part diva? Try this workshop, second in the series, and learn from the best! Mathu Andersen, Squeaky Blonde, Saskia Wilson-Brown, Fade-Dra, Jer Ber Jones, Andrew Marlin and Austin Young host and trans-form you tranimals. You will be captured in before and after portraits by Austin Young. Presented by Ultra Fabulous Beyond Drag. Come and never be the same again! It’s from 7p-11p. That night is Scary Mary! As an alternative to the Weho Halloween, we got something for you! $1000 in costume prizes!!! The promoters are: Eric Adams, Cody Bayne, Mario Diaz Diaz, Victor Rodriguez Rodriguez, Mike Uljanic. Uljanic. The performers are: Kelly Mantle, Miss Barbie Q Q, & Nina McNeely & Co. Co The DJs are: DJ Chris Bowen, DJ Matt Cornwall, DJ Pandamonium, DJ Victor Rodriguez Rodriguez, and DJ Susan in Accounting.. Other things they have in store: Marky Make Up will be there to do airbrush body painting AND will be assisting folks with their make up needs including Beauty, Gore & More! Two photo booths to document your fabulous costume! Roaming photographers, fortune tellers, palm readers and aerialists. Costume contest there are three categories for the final costume contest: Most Arousing, Most Cleverest, & Most Disturbing! It looks like a night to remember and for us to take back what made Halloween so special to the gays to begin with! $10 adv, $15 door. Arrive early to avoid the lines! Sat 10/30 a very special Halloween version of Club Flap! Seven Deadly Sins! Flap @ The Mezz in the Alexandria Hotel, 2nd Floor, 501 S. Spring St. Come celebrate Halloween with wild times, stiff drinks, costumes & vaudevillian revelry. No Cover w/ RSVP: CLUBFLAP@gmail.com. Flap is: Trident, Miss Barbie Q,, Sex, Sin, and Salmon w/ Artemis, Kira Von Sutra, Mitch Mitchell, Q Lady Annabella, Jessica Fabbri, Adrienne Pearson, The G Machine, Alexander the Great, Satin Dollz Dollz, Ms Angela Grillo. Your Emcee: Jason Bonduris.. Also that night is Miss Kitty’s Haunted Halloween House Party! Thrills, chills, dancing, shows, dirty gogo boys & girls, games, rides and debaucherous stage productions. Mechanical bull rides, mazes, games, and sexy fun! DJ Barbeau and Slash Fiction.. $7 before 10p, $15 after! Featuring: Your hostess Miss Kitty Kitty, The Bouelt Brothers, Calpernia Addams, Danna Darling, Nikki 666, Johnny Rockitt and Zachary Christensen, Nickcropolis, Melodie Gore,, and a slew of surprise guests, hosts, and performers TBA .9p-2a at Dragonfly. Sun 10/31 are two parties! Mr Black’s Aslylum Ball! A Halloween event presented by Mr Black LA and Cherry Pop. DJ Brynn Taylor, Josh Peace, Derek Montiero and Nelstar.. Masters of Ceremony Tom Whitman and Luke Nero.. Ultra Suede. Also that night is Der Blue Stocking. A whole other kind of party baby! Eric Adams and the Petting Pantry bring you a Halloween Celebration of Weimar Era Decadence. Der Blue Stocking is FREE and a relaxed club atmosphere, so throw on that costume, bring your friends and grab a drink to enjoy the best show in town this Halloween! Performances by: Dizzy Von Damn; Miss Viva Las Vegas 2008, Creekbird, Iza la Vamp, Jen Jen the Burlesque Blockhead Bombshell, Jacques Shit, Lucille Highball, and more! Emceed by: by:The Amazingly Odious Ari and the Capable Miss Puddles.. Tarot Card Readings by: Madame Pamita,, Cupcakes by the Itty Bitty Bakery. It’s at the Mezz. Mon 11/1, Cha Cha’s Got Talent at Here Lounge. It’s back and in charge! She is looking for new talent to go on to win the title and the glory! If you think you got what it takes for real, contact my girl Cha Cha Cache and see what goes down! Looks to be a wonderful night! Wed 11/4, Red Zebra at the Croker Club. If you have not paid attention, this even has brought out all kinds of artists, musicians, models, the bohemia that is downtown and we come to inspire, celebrate and party. Mark your calendar and take a peak on what is going on in downtown LA! If you want me to talk about any benefits or upcoming parties, please email at MissBarbieQLA@gmail.com or hit me up on Facebook! Miss Barbie Q facebook.com/BarbieQinLA

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WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO SINCE PROJECT RUNWAY? I still design custom-made pieces but I don’t have time to do a full line. I’ve been keeping so busy with a lot of projects in TV, design and advocacy. I recently coproduced a reality web series called “The Queens of Drag: NYC” which can now be seen on gay. com, and will soon go to TV on the Here! Network. I just finished hosting NewNowNext PopLab from New York Fashion Week, and I have a bunch of other projects in the works that are still hush-hush. TELL US ABOUT YOUR LIVING POSITIVE BY DESIGN CAMPAIGN. Living Positive By Design is my HIV educational campaign with Merck that aims to combat the stigma of HIV and encour encourages people living with the disease to have a positive outlook on life. We want HIV positive people to have an open dialogue with their physicians to find a treatment regimen that gets their viral load to an undetectable level and to consider side effects from treatment. Check out www.LivingPositiveByDesign.com. I’ll be traveling on behalf of the campaign to cities all across the country including Los Angeles, Indianapolis, Kansas City and Philadelphia. HOW DID YOU DO AT THIS YEAR’S GAY GAMES? I won 7 medals in swimming: 1 gold, 5 silvers and 1 bronze. I don’t want to sound like sour grapes, but I was a little disappointed by all the silvers. I like to win and I got touched out by tenths of seconds multiple times. But the meet was amazing anyway. Hot boys in speedos again, now that the bodysuits are banned from swimming. YEAH!!! WHERE IS YOUR FAVORITE PLACE IN THE WORLD? Good question. I’m not sure. I love New York and I’ve lived here 20 years, but if I had to pick a favorite place it would be somewhere warm. I just bought a small condo in Miami for the summers and I love Sydney, Australia. I like different places for different reasons. WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE DESIGNER? The late Alexander McQueen. I still feel sad when I think about him. He knew how to put on a show. WHO INSPIRES YOU IN YOUR LIFE? This sounds like a block of Velveeta--it’s so cheesy, but it’s true. I’m inspired by anyone who is living a passionate, authentic life. I couldn’t give a crap about celebrities. I am much more intrigued by someone who is really passionate about what they do or is confident in the face of adversity. I can’t name just one person who inspires me. WHAT ARE YOU MOST PROUD OF IN YOUR LIFE? I am very proud of many things in my life. I am hard worker who goes after what I want. What I am most proud of though, is living my life openly as an HIV positive gay man. I hope that I can be a role model for people around the world so that they know that it is possible to live a fulfilling life with HIV. I know from emails and Facebook messages I’ve received that I have even kept people from killing themselves. There are no words to describe that. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY? I always say I look for the gay unicorn. The guy that doesn’t exist. He needs to be smart, funny, have a career or talent he is passionate about, and he can’t be a hot mess. A hot bod doesn’t hurt either. I don’t go out much anymore so I don’t want to date a party boy. He definitely has to be OK with the whole HIV thing. I love tattoos and shaved heads. It’s a lot to ask for. It’s probably why I’ve been single for 5 years.

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o not waste a dime on the “thriller,” Let Me In. Hey, I’m as big a fan of a vampire suckfest as the next queen—in fact I’m partial to any kinda suckfest, except for Hedda Lettuce poorforpoorfor mances. But this turkey bites the big one—there’s not enough scary action to sink your fangs into. There’s certainly no lack of homosex homosexual eroticism. A lovely and very ethereal/effeminate kid with a nerdy-yet– kinda trendy haircut is picked on by the school bullies. (Because we couldn’t sympathize with a bullied nerd unless his hair just happened to be stylish? That’s our Hollywood, for ya!) Plenty of half-dressed skirmishes and scenes of submission. And face it, gays: we see that every day in the steam room at the gym. As if my fat ass knows what goes on in a gymnasium! After loads of completely depressing close-up huge, luminous eyes, exquisite upturned noses and of young, unlined skin with nary a whisker sprouted upon it, you start to feel really guilty because all of these beauties are 12. And I don’t know about you, but 12 is waaaaaaay too old for me. The kid has some sort of Carrieesque mental powers but this usually fails to save him from the brat pack at school. Because his powers conveniently and inexplicably vanish for the rest of the film! No screenplay Oscar for this crap!

And then he meets an attractive blonde girl with big feet who announces that she’s not really a girl. Kinda like how all of my dates feel! So we have a 12-year old sissy with superpowers linking up with a 12 year old tranny vampire. I caught this flick in San Francisco after meeting a guy who sold mango sorbet laced with hashish, so I’m not 1000% clear on what was happening after I came—those blasted brown bottle poppers are a kiki! But I think the plot involves the tranny’s daddy/mentor vampire becoming too old to fetch his own blood. He doesn’t even bite his victims, but strings them upside down, stabs them in the neck and catches the drippings in a funnel? Puh-lease! He lets on that he’s gotten so sloppy that maybe he wants to get caught. Aww. Da poor widdle vampire is tired of dwinking bwood. He up and dies—which I didn’t think vampires could do—and Miss Trannywannabe takes over as head bloodsucker. If I were you, I’d exit the theater at this point.. unless you wanna stick around for a surprise ending which tops everything. Sadly, it only tops everything in the boredom factor so you walk out feeling totally cheated. My cinema companion, San Francisco drag legend Heklina, left within the first 10 minutes. I don’t suggest you give it that long. Save your coins for that Hallowe’en.

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ASS-TROLOGY Jon Mendenhall is Mister World

THIS week we enter once again, into one of my favorite signs, Scorpio. And to celebrate our return into this very awesome and sexual sign, all of the celebrities’ birthdays recognized this week, are also celebrated for having big DICKS! ARIES (Mar 21-Apr 19) Looking at it objectively may change your

mind as to how it all unfolded and why it’s where it’s at, not that an immediate solution would miraculously appear, but then again you never know. A shift in thinking will create the necessary ripple effect and soon enough it will be a distant memory that you may not even remember in details. And not remembering details is certainly not difficult for you, Aries. Perez Hilton

TAURUS (Apr 20-May 20) Too many options? There are plenty of options and they are lined up like planes about to land on Lindbergh Field. Shit, better pick one! Pick whatever comes first to mind and do it without censoring what could or could not be the outcome. The outcome will be the outcome, but as always it’s the journey that counts, and that comes with any direction you go. Lily Allen GEMINI (May 21-Jun 21) So it may not be within reach, but that

doesn’t mean it cannot be yours. Remember it is not too good to be true, it is good enough to be true. See! It’s all about language and thoughts, and if you wrap your mind around what can be, it will be. This is your chance realize some of those dreams, which at first seem impossible, but with a little visualization, is more than possible. Anderson Cooper

CANCER (Jun 22-Jul 22) Rule with the heart and you will rule the world. Don’t change your name to Madonna. Figuratively speaking of course and then again you just never know. There’s the consciousness you hold within any group large or small, a community or the world for that matter, the message here is that your heart and how you use it is the difference and what makes this place, called earth, a better place to live. Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino LEO (Jul 23-Aug 22) Live your passion already. Seriously girl, once and for all, go live your passion. You are passionate by nature so why not go after what makes most sense to you, what makes you feel alive and puts a smile on your face. Don’t be a nobody, dead at 30 buried at 85, but be who you can be right now. Only putting it nicely; so the rest of us can benefit from your brilliance, sooner rather than later. Alexis Arquette VIRGO (Aug 23-Sep 22) The decisions you are making these days

will have a lifelong impact on you. I am saying this, not to be all “watchoutwhatyoudecide” kind of like, but to let you know you now have the chance to create exactly what you truly desire. There’s no need to repeat old patterns anymore and what may seem out of reach, may in fact be within a very possible reach. David Arquette

LIBRA (Sep 23-Oct 23) Sometimes being right doesn’t always lead to being happy. Are you happy? If the answer is “no”, could it be that you are busy being right, even if you are right? I know, it’s not always that simple, but for the sake of it, let’s say that you know you are right and now you can be happy and no one needs to know, does that change the picture? Mario Lopez

SCORPIO (Oct 21-Nov 22) Do we know who you are? Do we need to

know who you are? It is more important that you know who you are and once you do know there will be no more surprises. The world can only respond to you to the degree that you are showing your true self and to avoid anything unexpected the person you are deep down inside will have to emerge. Leonardo DiCaprio

SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 21) You are friendly and being friendly,

you only bring into your life friendly and supportive people. You are so supported these days and people are busy celebrating you and everything that you do. More of the good stuff is about to come your way and once it does you have so many people in your life you can share it with. Nicole Polizzi a.k.a. Snooki

CAPRICORN (Dec 22-Jan 19) Though it may seem like more is going out than what’s coming in and that because of it, an escape to Neverland feels so sweet. You are just about to experience the complete opposite. We are hardworking, that’s no secret, and often when we apply ourselves and if all of it doesn’t add up, we fall into a semi-depression, however what the planets are saying is that Neverland may just become the reality you have been searching for, for so long, and permanent joy can be yours. Marilyn Manson AQUARIUS (Jan 20-Feb 18) It’s coming your way and at the speed of light. You are being sought out and to be more of what you already are, to prove your brilliance and put your name where everyone can see who you are. It can be kinda scary. Okay, it’s all unfolding within the world where you are living and to the degree you are willing to let it unfold. This is in your hands. Robbie Williams PISCES (Feb 19-Mar 20) Funny how through work we can become more clear, but for you that seems to be the truth this week. Almost as if work is your way of meditating, you are finding your way, creating exactly what it is you are looking for. How you do it, no one needs to know, but if it is working for you why change the formula. No need to reinvent anything if you are getting the right results. Freddie Prinze Jr.

Mister World wants to show you how YOU can take better control of your world. From the time and place of your birth he will cast your personal horoscope. There are endless ways you can apply astrology to your life. In this world, timing is everything. If you need to know the best and worst times for anything in your life, Mister World will help you find it. Astrological consultations and personalized charts are available. Email the exact time and place of your birth to MisterWorldNow@gmail.com. At a fair and reasonable cost to you, Mister World will personally cast your chart and write your horoscope. And most importantly your privacy is not for sale, no matter who you are. Keeping your confidence is key and will not be compromised. ...Because Your Future’s Never Outta Sight!©


THE PORN

By Scotty B

It gets easier and easier to do this porn column – these days my messy friends, aka THE PORN STARS are just creating the best porn news for me to write about. Of course, I’m half kidding but honestly the shit in the news these past two weeks is so good not even Hollywood writers could produce such amazing crap! Number one on the list is the mysterious “Patient Zero”. Everyone is speculating on who the HIV-positive porn performer (who has starred in both gay and straight movies) could be and who they think it is, but no one really knows… or do they? Patient Zero has not only halted porn studios productions and put other porn stars in quarantine but it’s also pitted the gay and straight industry against each other, question ing each others methods of testing and production standards on-set. Do I know who it is? I have one person who has come forward to me and admitted that he is indeed Patient Zero but until I find out for sure these lips aren’t revealing anything. Why? Because it could be true or this star could be telling a porn journalist (me) in an effort to garner publicity for an unfounded and untrue admission of guilt. Ei ther way these lips are tightly sealed until I see official HIV test results and the porn star sits down with me for an inter view – which has been offered and is pending. Second on the list is the now infamous fight between (ex) boyfriends Steven Daigle and Trent Locke at The Abbey WeHo on Monday evening. What should have been a fun night for Daigle as he celebrated his brief cameo on the Bravo show ‘The Real Housewives of Atlanta.’ Originating at Eleven on Santa Monica Blvd for the viewing party with housewife Kim Zolciak ended up at The Abbey where the fight appar ently occurred on the streets outside of the club. Locke claims that he didn’t lay a hand on Daigle, while Daigle allegedly beat Locke so badly he ended up Steven Daigle in ICU at a local hospital un der observation. Daigle was also taken to a hospital and then to jail with a $20,000 bail set: OUCH! If there is a funny side to this sad episode it would be Locke’s tweet from the hospital that Trent Locke The Sword reported saying “This ICU smells like puss and 409. Only one day left of observation.” The boys also made it to TMZ too – there’s that Hollywood crossover every porn star wants to have! The bloody story and Daigle’s mug shot are on the site. Maybe Locke should thank Daigle for his fame of being on CBS’ Big Brother getting them on TMZ right? I kid, I kid!! Obviously I love the both of these boys so much and both are very close to my heart so I’m not taking sides – usually I would *wink*! The drama is far from over and my only hope is that these boys both know that violence is never the answer – although we hope a porn studio makes some money off of this fight and let’s the two duke it out in bed with a rubber and some boxing gloves on – sounds like something Dominic Ford 3D king would do – but what would the title be? Finally, in the department of doing good, buy a 2011 calendar with over 12 hot porn stars for $20 to benefit Project Angel Food. It includes Randy Blue boys: Reese Rideout, Travis James & Chip Tanner plus Tucker Scott, Dominik Ryder Ryder, Kyle King and six more that I just can’t remember right now. Every calendar includes an entry to win a free iPad! Much props to Ninon Photography for organizing and producing this calendar – props to me for being the first person to purchase a cal endar – I could always use a second iPad! Log onto: ninonphotography.com to buy your 2011 calendar called Boys In The City 2011. If you’re in the Los Angeles area and you love porn stars and porn star gossip you should check out Cocktails With The Stars every Thursday from 6-9pm at Micky’s in West Hollywood. We added a new segment called Hot TopiXXX and since its debut two weeks ago, it’s getting West Hol lywood talking and locals coming down to see what me and my special guests have to say. Next week for Halloween we will have a blowout show with your favorite porn stars stopping by to discuss Hot TopiXXX - in cluding someone will be fucking a pumpkin just as years before when Wolf Hudson and Trevor Knight did!

Reese Rideout



10.22.10