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THE COLUMN death! murder! War! crime! school children bludgeonings! stabbings! burglary! Grand thief auto! identity thieving! Wow! this Recession economy has really kept all the money making options way open. even the nazi-right wing war monger mentally retarded mind set is all bonered up for “let’s kill more people in afghanistan!” Gee Beeve, let me think... wow, the last war Beeve DIanE sEYMORE this great country turned any profit on was WoRld WaR ii . do the math morons. War aint profitable. Stop the karmic bitch slappin’ of the U.s. of amurder. over the last 50 years we have killed more woman and children, all to keep our country in the proverbial debtest nation on Miss Planet Faggot for atleast the next 200 millenium!!!! do yer part with correcting the karmic war mentality the repugnantcunt party has screwed us with, and choose peace and diplomacy. even when yer Ex, Boss, Mom, Dad, next door neighbor or one of yer 100’s of Lovers wants to pick a fight..... bite yer evil tongue and just smile like a happy lil’ Faggot. the killing and negative energy that is all lined up to filth is really taking a tired ass tragic toll. MaKE LOVE nOT WaR. it WoRKs. asK Ghandi oR KinG. Well you might get yer brains blown out for doing so in this great fear of god ,christian cow towing, shot gun weilding,shit fer brains land of ours. atleast you’ll drop dead for a good cause, instead of the status quo murder business as usual. Speakin’ of k i l l i n g !!!!!! this queer year’s OUt on the MOUNtaIN turned Six flaggs into six hundred Fags runnin’ round Miss Magic Mountain with hot pants, man bra’s, come fuck me pumps on trannies flying up up up on the Viper! this is the 2nd year and Ray Rhoades invited Tom Whitman aboard to round up his posse’ of power bottom n’ top Puta’s. the evening was Gayier than a Gayday at disneyland with boys boys boys girls girls girls all up on eachother’s gay grills for thrill rides gay-lore! The Perry Twins did some spinnin’ and Morningwood and The White Tie affair performed all nelly and gay ! big Gay Mobstar’s all up there : Bryan singer, gT Dave, Kevin Donahue, Michael Miller, Ryan Kenney, Ty Ervin, Candy ass(hollywood),gurpinder Virdee(baliwood),Chris Landon, Thiago Rossi, Pablo Urve, Brandon stoughton, Eric Morse, shawn Barber, Lucky Daniels, steve Machuca, allan Brocka, Bart Verry, Jason Lavitt, Josh Miller, Cheyne hauk, Ingenue, and Tyler grasham. and on the “out of the mind” theatre department. local thesbian Jackie Beat is at it again with her foul mouthed, filth spewing original “parody “so called plays. It seems like it’s only been 15 years ago or so when Hollywood’s favorite Tranny Playwright penned the faggot Cult classic “SCReaM teeN SCReaM”! With every hip homo seeing this sickening spectacle of perversity, even the not so hip Kevin Williamson skeetched up the whole cunty concept and low and behold copy cat penned “scReam” and hired David arquette and Courtney Cox....(Jackie had hired alexis arquette and Candy ass) Well and the rest is water under the bridge, or er ahem millions in Miss Copy Kitty Williamson’s bank account. so in the vein of all things are ripped off at one gay way or another, le beat has penned another brilliant piece of jaw dropping vile for our last available gay nerve...”What eveR HaPPeNeD tO BUStY JaNe?” Run don’t walk to view this spew at the cavern club theatre . it will sell out so, get to ordering up yer tix, Mary, point click and purchase at.... JackieBeat. and in the “Back from the dead scene” ClUB MaKe UP Drag Goon’s Candy ass(hollywod), alexis arquette, Miss allana and Momma were asked by NYC’s Pop band PaSSION PIt to open for them on the coast. the first show the Motely tranny screw crew will perform for them is Wed. oct. 14th at the henry fonda-Music Box theatre. Check out the Ol’ sRs shock & Roll ho-wood Royals. oh boy! When all your favorite Dump stars are feeling DOWN, they sure know how to come UP with ways to get their famous faces up high in the news papers! your favorite writer (as in Right, Whore!) shamantha Cox is here once again to teach fame 101! Whee! anna nicole smith is back in the news! Reports that the blonde bomb shell was investigated by the fBI for her involvement in a murder-for-hire plort to kill her late husband J. howard Marshall’s son, Pierce Marshall have hit the news!! anna Nicole’s ex-boyfriend Mark hatten told inside edition that she wanted him to do the murder and even anna’s sister Donna hogan says that anna probably did try to have mr. marshall killed! oh no! silver screen legend Elizabeth Taylor is scheduled to have heart surgery to repair a leaking valve! Problem time! Next week the l.a.P.D. is expected to present it’s case against Michael Jackson’s doctor, Conrad Murray, to the los angeles County District attorney’s office! the los angeles County Cornoner’s office has been holding the official autopsy results in the Jackson case pending the completion of the laPD’s death investigation! a little eye spy birdie told shamantha that the case is going to go to

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directly to a grand jury and dr. conrad murray is expected to be indicted immediately! friends time! Madonna and Lady ga ga teamed up for a lil’ fight skit on Saturday Night live and later that same evening the new B.f.f’s were seen getting into a lil’ dance off at a SoHo party in N.Y.C. for Madonna’s manager, guy Oseary! the deejay shaManTha COX was apparently alternating their songs “Holiday” and “Poker face”, and the two divas started going at it just like on the show! a special eye spy birdie told shamantha madonna was the winner of the impromptu dance competition and Miss Poker face was left in the dust! In other new B.f.f. news, superstar amanda Le Pore has been seen out and about in new york city with Kanye West’s girlfriend amber Rose! the two blonde beauties met at a fashion event and have been taking fame ever since! Uh oh! Levi Johnston (ex boyfriend and baby daddy to Sarah Palin’s daughter Bristol)is getting all beefed up for his upcoming Playgirl photo shoot! the sexy 19 year old sperminator was seen hitting the gym with a personal trainer and rumor has it his body is ripped and ready for his red hot camera session!!! Whee! it was stars only this wee as all your favorite fashion ladies flew up to france for Paris fashion Week! sir Paul McCartney, Marc Jacobs, naomi Campbell, Jade Jagger, Mary Kate Olsen, Iman, Dita Von Teese, nelly Furtado, Claudia schiffer, Diane Von Furstenberg, and amanda Lear ruled the front seats of all the high end fashion shows! and in milan stars like hillary swank, Janet Jackson, alberta Feretti, Donatella Versace, Mary J. Blige, asia argento, Jessica stam, Linda Evangelista, amber Rose, Maria grazia Cucinotta, and Peaches took over italy for Milan fashion Week! Problem time! Oprah’s favorite doctor’s in deep doo doo! Dr. Phil is being sued by a woman named shirley Dieu who claims he held her prisoner inside his production office, showed her pornography, and touched her breast! in other lawsuit news, axl Rose’s famous rock n’ roll band guns n’ Roses is being sued by two independent record labels who claim the band copied two songs on their label for their album chinese democracy! extortion time! David Letterman is all wrapped up in a messy $2 million dollar extortion scandal, where Robert halderman, a television producer attempted to extort the money from david by threatening to expose his sex affair with late night employee stephanie Birkitt! david letterman worked with the n.y.P.d. and handed Robert a bogus $2 million dollar check, which Robert accepted and was promptly arrested! in other big money news, Janice Dickinson failed to respond to a lawsuit filed by City national bank against her over a loan she took out, and now they filed papers against her demanding $304,449.03 in attorney fees and interest on her loan! yay! Miley Cyrus is continuing her tour across america, teaching lessons in how to slut it up at 16! her new boyfriend Liam hemsworth is riding the fame train all the way as rumors of their romance keep swirling! M.I.l.f surprise! Courtney Cox will be appearing nude in an upcoming episode of cougar town where she invites a young hunk into her home and waits for him in the bubble bath! Uh oh! Lindsay Lohan’s dad Michael Lohan is throwing his daughter under the fame bus once again! the former convict went running his mouth to the press with claims that lindsay is strung out on prescription drugs, and according to him that’s why no one will hire her in Hollywood! meanwhile her 15 year old sister ali Lohan is starting plenty of fights on her own! the gorgeous Frances Bean Cobain (daughter of rock stars Kurt cobain and courtney love) has issued an open letter to ali lohan saying “your not entitled to anything simply because your sister has a recognizable lack the talent, social understanding, and credibility to be anything other than infamous...I’m ashamed to have to be grouped in the same category of a person as you...” among other insults! yippie! the fights are still raging between Jon gosselin and his ex wife Kate! Jon told entertainment tonight that he has been locked out of the family home and Kate has denied him access to his banking records and even his clothes! In other fight news, shia Labeouf and his rumored girlfriend Carey Mulligan are headed for spltisville! the unconfirmed couple was seen arguing loudly in public and rumor has it they are finished! Oh dear! Peta is not gonna be happy about this one! Michael Vick, the Nfl star that pleaded guilty to federal charges of illegal dog fighting, is getting is own reality show on bet called the michael vick Project! horray! Paul Reubens (also known as Pee-Wee herman) is opening his live show and bringing Pee Wee live onstage at club nokia in los angeles January 12th! the live show is scheduled for a 4-week run and it will feature live skits from Pee-Wee’s Playhouse tv Show and his movies! Rumor has it his producers will take the show to new york after the la run!! casting alert! adrien Brody has been cast as the lead in the remake of the 1987 blockbuster Predators! that;s all the high-end low down gossip for this week, marys! Keep your gay eyes glued to odyssey, where we take great pride in serving you all the shameful star dirt. MaRYTV.nET is Miss Web’s Big Gay tmZ,click & see! and Fags & Bulls.keep up da fight for homo human Rights noW!!!! (parodyMary!)

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friday FRESH! at Eleven 8811 S.M. Blvd. 310.855.0800 Jeffrey & Paul comp admin. 9pm cocktails, 11pm dancing with resident DjMorningstar freshness! HERE’S TRUCKSTOP 696 Robertson 310.360.8455 DJ Ray Rhodes gets this fine-ass fryday homo & Lezbo Mix hang, a going! Always packed ! POPSTARZ at Factory 652 North LaPeer Drive, WeHo 90069 We Play the Pop - You are the STAR! $5 Cocktails ALL Night Long!! FILTH FRIDAY’S FAULTLINE dj Matt Moody Rockin Redneck Strip-pole Pabst Beer Cans 9-2am 4216 Melrose blvd 323.660.0889 DANCE BITCH at Fubar7994 Santa Monica Bl.323,654.0396 The Gay Mobstars Billy Francesca going! All The Cody Cock Studs,DJ ALex too! ­GAMEBOI 8911SM Blvd 310.652.7055 Paul E gets the high-n-r-g flying with gamey gays packing this Raging 18 plus pretty gameboi thang SHITS ‘N’ GIGGLES 659 Westmoreland/Whilshire 3rd Sat.of month DISCO FANTASY FREE before 10:30pm. ROOSTERFISH 1320 Abbott Kinney Venice Blvd. 310.392.2123 Beach Boy Babes out in droves!blondes and butch! drink specials too! slurp! ROCKWELL at 1714 Vermont Ave. 323.669.1550 ­SPUN HONEY The Down & Out, 501 S. Spring St. L.A. DJ Matt Cornwall & DJ Eric Adams. A variety of dance styles and old skool. Every 1st Fri. LOLAS WORLD CABARET at Club Cobra 10937 Burbank Blvd.$2.00 Coronas until midnite. GoGo Games Give aways Drag Queens Gays BOYSROOM viaTigerheat Executive Suite Nightclub 3428 E.PCH, L.B. 21+ FAME at Circus 6655 SantaMonica W.H.323.721.1291 latin,house R&B Latina Diva Karlota 9 pm - 3 :30am 21 & ova!The most caliente cholos ! THE BRICK 340 S.Thomas St. Pomona 909.629.6333 boys thru the brick roof! Hosted by bartender Juan GoGo Gods and $3.00 you call it shots! $2.00 DRINKS! at Oasis 1386 E.Foothill Upland 909.920.9590 beef stick! BOYBAR HMarys 740 E Broadway LB 562.436.7900 ClubLucky DjZach ASIAMANIA at Stone 5221 Hollywood 323.466.6061DQs & Ricedish! ILLUSIONS 2 at 7969 Santa Monica 323.654.0280 Viva Sex get’s x-tra D.Q. dirty with the Erotic Transexual Topless Review Midnite. Transworld! CLUB DIVA at VIP Club 3673 Merrill Av. Riverside 951.784.2370 VanityH alston,Raven,Mayhem,BridgetteDiamond,Kiwi..KrazyGurls!11pm ALIBI EAST 225 San Antonio Pomona 909.623.9422 Latinlove,Yum!!! FLASHBACK FRIDAYS at Chico 2915 Beverly Blvd.Mntbello 323.721.3403 Dj Frank aka Dj T.J. playing videos & Old Skool $ 2.Coronas AZUCAR at C.Frenz(form.Bananas)7026 Reseda Blvd. Reseda DJ Alexander, Tribal-HipHop-House fresh new space in Valley 818.996.2976 FREE BARRIOENTRANCE Frathouse 8112GardenGrove 714.373.3728 DEBRAS GIRLS at Ripples 5101 E.Ocean 562.433.0357 GOGO Girls CLUB COBRA REMIX 10937 Burbank Blvd. (at vineland) NoHo 818.760.9798 LATIN GO GO dancers DJ Ivan hiphop & latin Caliente!


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I want to give some major props to my pals Beverly Fairfax and Ginger Snaps who brought some old school fun to drag early on Tuesday nights these past few weeks with their Bev & Gin on the Rocks cabaret and burlesque-style show. I was glad to see their Big Wig sisters Dee Dee and Ivan, among many friends and family, upstairs at Eleven. The three week engagement was a hit and I’m already plotting a full-on Big Wigs reunion at here lounge in November. Cheers, ladies! Another dynamic duo really raised the roof at Mickys last weekend in support of the Equality Networks Oktoberfest and bake sale (fun!!)-- the Boofont SisWHO’S THAT GIRL? ters did a few of their best medleys along side emcee Tammie Brown and DJ Phyliss Navidad (dressed to kill as usual). Dina Martinez also wrangled some diversity for a Friday night mixer at Fubar that included Detox, Lady K., and Ben Roman (Benyonce if you’re nasty) all in support of her Dina & Gregg radio show that airs on Sunday nights. I also want to invite you and yours to come out for two special events at here lounge this coming Monday and next-- SASSY is welcoming the cast of “Eating Out 3” on Oct. 23 and “Sordid Lives” on Oct. 19 before we do an all-star Halloween show with a major diva theme-- all of our best gals are gonna be there spoofing a big pop music institution to the “t” with some assistance from DV8 hunk Josh Griffin and Randy Blue boy Dawson Riley. We like to think of it as drag that makes a difference every Modnay night. Hello Darlings. Venus D Lite here with another edition of “The Wigs.” Well I have to say that the last two weeks have been very eventful for the Dreamgirls Revue. First off I had the chance to go see Cher in Las Vegas (had front row, of course) with the #1 Cher Impersonator Chad Michaels in which during the concert Cher herself gratefully acknowledged Chad and when Cher came out in her new costume for the song “Believe,” she looked at Chad and gave him the hint “this is your new project, time to thread the sewing machine.” For me this was a very Madgegestic week due to the fact Madonna just released her new Greatest Hits album and new video “Celebration”.. after 8 days, 8 Madonna parties having made a replica of her new outfit (which is entirely covered in rhinestones) beautifully replicated by Tony Iniquez and Adam Magee...I have to say, Madonna Fans sure know how to party! Shout out goes out to Miss Delta Work for her Susan Boyle tribute– a video of it was posted on gaining more than 8000 views overnight. WORK Baby! America’s Next Top Model Raja returns to the Dreamgirls on the 20th. On my Drag outings I got to see the fabulous Detox @ Metro Mondays actually breath fire during her number “Burning Up “ by Madonna. Two snaps up, baby!! Oasis had their Lady Gaga theme night for Sunday event Drag Idol. All the girls did a wonderful job. The fabulous Libra took home the cash that night. Speaking of Lady Gaga, Rhea Litre did a fabulous Gaga number at the LiquidDreams Pool Party and towards the end of her number actually jumped in the pool (wig, costume and all) and had the crowd wet in their pants. For all you hardcore drag lovers, believe it or not the Inland Empire is one of the best kept secrets for Drag Entertainment.. VIP Nightclub in Riverside has three drag shows during the week including the Dreamgirls Revue on Fridays an Amatuer Drag Show on Wednesdays and a Saturday All Star Drag Revue hosted by yours truely. Check it out, it’s always 18 and over and it’s the largest club in the Inland Empire...Shits-n-Giggles with hostesses Phyliss Navidad and Barbie Q reopens this Friday at their new location 3100 Club in Koreatown...Can’t wait!!! Alright my darlings that it for today.. Remember, have fun with your makeup. Love and Kisses, V

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THE MUSIC By Will Ihavetochangemyname

Hi there music people, I hope you are all ready as this Fall’s great new music roles out. This is part of the economic stimulus so please buy, buy, buy. Hopefully American artists around the world can sell well all over so our poor economy can prosper once again. I mean Mariah, Madonna and Babs are back and that’s just the beginning. Shakira is due at any moment. David Guetta, one of the biggest names in dance, finally released his full length album, One Love and it’s full of hits. You may have heard his huge monster hit with Kelly Rowlands, “When Love Takes Over” already, but that’s just the tip of this album’s iceberg. Guetta features Akon, Chris Willis, Kid Kudi, Estelle and on various singles on the record. I am sure there will be more hits to come from this collection. Mariah Carey is back and well, Mimi is an imperfect angel, literally. “Memoirs Of An Imperfect Angel” is not bad but not great either. She has chosen to take the schmaltzy road with the next single, the cover of “I Want To Know What Love Is” which I could have done without. The first single is the scandalous, “Obsessed” which chronicles her beef with a so called rapper. Did you hear that rapper’s answer rap? Oh my, all of Mimi’s little lambs must be up and arms. I love “Obsessed” cause it was a little risky for Mimi. No really people, I do like me some Mariah. I especially liked crazy - Lil Twin Star - Glitter Mariah. Remember when she opened up that box of crazy on TRL that memorable day? I do!!! I mean I hope she does not lose her shit again, even though it was way better than any MTV Cribs I ever seen. I also want to say, Mariah, your remixes have gone down in quality. What ever happened to David Morales magic touch on all of your dance floor classics. Get boo on the phone and call him back. He must not be too busy child. Ok so I went to see the new remake of FAME with an open mind. Expecting to probably hate it, I came out very much surprised and touched by this new telling of the classic 1980 movie. So as I left the theater, I bought the new soundtrack and what can I tell you? I am a sucker for a good film soundtrack. They did not redux the entire old soundtrack but kept a few classics in and rethought the rest. Standout tracks are Nauturi Naughton’s “Fame” and “Out Here On My Own.” Asher Book from V Factory really kills it on the soundtrack, keep an eye for this boy. Not only cute but very talented. I can’t wait for the DVD but for now I have the soundtrack to help me relive the movie. See you on the dance floor bitches

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LIBRA (Sep 23-Oct 23) Hey, happy birthday, Libra! Are you facing some kind of legal or moral judgment right now? If you in the middle of some kind of courtroom controversy, take heart - the judge will probably be on your side, especially of you can compromise just enough to make it look like you’re the bigger person. If legal isn’t the issue, be prepared to have to atone in some way for past wrongdoings if you want to get what you’re aiming for. Whether it’s a spat with a friend or a lover’s quarrel, you’ll probably have some confessing to do. And you may have to wash a few dishes or forego your favorite sex position to get back into their favor. But that’s a mighty small price to pay - especially if they knew what all you’d REALLY done! Scale Weighers like you: Hillary Duff,

Naomi Watts, Gwyneth Paltrow

SCORPIO (Oct 21-Nov 22) Have you suddenly found yourself in possession of a large lump sum of money? If not, you might be getting one soon. Or you may find a great deal of money coming your way in spurts - especially if you’re young enough to hang out at a hustler bar. Money seems to be less of a problem now than it has been for quite some time. It’s important to keep in mind that prosperity - like fame - can be fleeting. And with your usual flair for overindulgence, you could fritter away all your cash in a weekend or two. But if you’re sensible and act like an adult, you should be able salt some away for a rainy day. But you probably won’t! Stingers like

you: Joaquin Phoenix, Julia Roberts, Bill Gates

SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 21) For most of you Archers, there has been some right road lately in your journey through life. September may have been just as challenging as it was rewarding. If that’s the case, take heart. A lot of the emotional turbulence should be eased by now. It’s possible that it might pick up again in November, but for now you should take advance of the peace and quiet and allow yourself some space to relax and build up your inner strength again. You’ll tend to be jumpy and expecting disaster around every corner. And considering your behavior in recent weeks, that’s probably what you deserve. But that’s not what you’ll get. Not unless you’re more self-destructive than usual! Centaurs like you: Scarlett

Pomers, Brooke Langton, Jimi Hendrix

CAPRICORN (Dec 22-Jan 19) You Goats should be brimming over with new plans and ideas throughout the rest of October. This will no doubt bolster up your already eager drive to succeed in new areas, but the time isn’t right to act just yet. You should find yourself drawn towards learning right now, to tackle new ways of doing what you need to do to be a winner. Deep concentration, reflection and study may be needed for you to polish up you skills to the point of succeeding where you haven’t been before. If that’s the case, don’t hesitate to take on whatever training or class you feel are necessary. Knowledge is power, and that’s something more exciting to you than sex. Almost! Goats like you: John Legend, Denzel

Washington, Maggie Smith

AQUARIUS (Jan 20-Feb 18) Wow, did you Water Bearers land a new job? Or did your current one finally see just what an excellent employee you are and hand you a big fat raise? It might come in many ways but the one thing you can pretty much count on over the next couple of weeks as a remarkable feeling of prosperity and material well being. This might inspire you to paint your home the way you’ve been talking about doing for months or you may feel justified in junking your old jalopy for a decent car. Or, best of all, giving to a worthy charity and doing something for someone else. You may not be on Millionaire Row just yet, but it’s about time you did something nice for yourself - and others! Water Bearers like you: Chelsea

Brummet, Elijah Wood, Joey Fatone, Jr.

PISCES (Feb 19-Mar 20) The rest of October should be a wonderful learning experience for you lucky Fishies. You should be feeling a new sense of maturity which encompasses all aspects of your life. A new boldness and courage seems to infuse you and allow you to make some eye-opening changes in your life. A new streak of dominance may put you more in charge than you’ve been in months. Allowing your natural instincts to lead you right now should bring you nothing but happiness and benefit. A major change from the retarded instincts you usually have! Fishies like you: Chelsea Clinton, Eric

Lindros, Josh Groban

ARIES (Mar 21-Apr 19) The odds are that nothing which comes your way in the upcoming few weeks could put a damper on the wonderful way you Rams are feeling right now. Satisfaction, joy and contentment appear to be your most active emotions as just about everything suddenly seems to go your way. For a while. For now, success at work and much more positive vibes in the love area could have you dancing on air. This may apply more to your romantic life than anything; some kind of commitment may be in the offing, no matter how hard you struggle. And if by change you’re already involved, a new beginning could happen - if you can stop fucking around on your partner, anyway! Rams like you: Julia Stiles,

Juliandra Gillen, Vince Vaughn

TAURUS (Apr 20-May 20) Did you Bulls have a fairly relaxing first half of October? Let’s hope so because the second half seems to require a lot of energy and output from you. (Not that your tired old ass has any trouble putting out!) Luckily for you, energy appears to come easily to you and it allows you to accomplish all the action these next few weeks will require of you. Your courage and determination may allow you to accomplish quite a bit and against some rather considerable odds. Just like The Little Engine That Could, if you think you can - you will. If you pull your usual routine of sitting around and whining instead of doing.well, it’s your funeral! Bulls like you:

Penelope Cruz, Jessica Alba, Jo O’Meara

GEMINI (May 21-Jun 21) Oh, dear, just when you Twins thought the drama was over, a new act unfolds. These next couple of weeks probably won’t be easy for you so it’s going to be very important to avoid the narcotics and alcohol as much as possible in order to cope with all the unbearable pain. They’ll only make the suffering and sadness worse. Have you recently split from a lover or a close friend? Loneliness and mourning appear to be very active for you through the rest of October. Coping with the separation and sense of isolation is going to be paramount to you, if you’re planning on surviving this episode. The good news is that November should bring you lots of good things - if you can hold out that long! Twins like

you: Joseph Cross, Jesse Bradford, Kylie Minogue

CANCER (Jun 22-Jul 22) One of the original titles for “Gone with the Wind” was “Tote The Weary Load”. And that’s what you Crabs should be feeling over the next few weeks. And while playing Scarlett O’Hara may be comforting (after all, she had some great clothes), a lot of your concentration may be needed simply to stay standing from all the pressure that’s liable to be put upon your bony yet flabby shoulders. You may feel overburdened and overly pressured right now but the good news is that your problems should be resolved quite soon. So realize that there’s light at the end of the tunnel and keep on toting. You never know, lugging so much baggage may actually give you a muscle or two! Crabs like you: Madylin

Sweetin, Drake Bell, Tobey Maguire

LEO (Jul 23-Aug 22) On your mark, get set, GO! Yes, you Lions are kicking into a super go-getter mode for the next few weeks and anyone who can’t keep up with you should be prepared to eat your dust - if not your ass. The remainder of October is a great time of realization of goals and dreams for you and you mustn’t let anything stand in your way. Worldly power may be yours more than ever before and now you’re stable enough to handle the accomplishment waiting to happen for you. You’re also full of leadership and authority, so any act right now which will put you in the driver’s seat is one you need to make. You are strong! You are invincible! You are.well, you’re not a woman! Lions like you: Cheyenne

Kimball, Maureen McGovern, Triple H

VIRGO (Aug 23-Sep 22) Perfection isn’t a word used for you Virgins much, either by yourself or other people. And yet, that may be the feeling you have now as October begins drawing to a close. You life should feel as though you’ve finally hit the right track and even if things could be improved, the sense of rightness leading your way should be overpoweringly comforting. You could find yourself in a temporary state of bliss or ecstasy over the financial rewards facing you today as well as the overall satisfaction you achieve from your career. And don’t pooh-pooh the money angle. A nifty little surprise might be just around the corner to shoot you into a money nirvana! (Yes, that’s a good thing!!) Virgins like you: LeAnn Rimes,

Jason Priestley, Jack Black

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THE LEATHER By Kinky Brothers

DUngEOn PLaY PaRTIEs ever fantasized about having your clothes ripped off you, wrists bound together, blindfolded, told to speak only when spoken to, strapped down to a horse bench on all fours, and having a leatherman work over your ass, dick and balls that it feels sensually painful, but you beg for more? the above scene can happen and so much more at a dungeon play party. if you ever have the opportunity to attend a dungeon party, go for it and experience something different sexually. you don’t have to have full on leather to attend, but wearing dark clothes is best. once inside, you can wear as little or as much clothing as you like. dungeons usually have clothes check or lockers for you to use. Dungeon parties can be specific about who is welcomed, such as heterosexuals, women only, men only or pansexual, which means for all sexual orientations. here are some helpful tips for attending a dungeon party:  You do not have to do anything if you don’t want to. No one will force you to do anything.  follow these 3 words – “safe, sane & Consensual”  safe – play safely, know the skills, techniques and safety precautions  sane – be clear minded and not intoxicated in order to make the right decision  consensual – all parties involved are consenting to playing in the scene  if someone keeps annoying you, let the dungeon monitor know and he will intervene.  do not stand around chatting by a play scene because you will disturb the players.  Stand about 3 feet away from any play scene, so you don’t crowd the players.  do not get involved with a play scene unless invited by the players.  no PnP and drugs allowed at dungeon parties.  If you see a scene you’d like to try, ask the players after they finish and/or ask dungeon monitors to refer you to players who can do the scene with you.  if you have questions about a play scene, ask the dungeon monitors and/or the hosts.  If you want to learn a specific fetish/play scene, ask players to teach you and most are more than willing to do so.  dungeon monitors are easily spotted by a colored vest, baseball cap, armband, or badge identification. they are responsible for keeping the play area safe and sane.  Dungeon parties may have house rules like no fire play, blood play, and such. these will be posted at the dungeon entry.  male only dungeon parties usually allow sexual penetration and exchange of bodily fluids. Otherwise it is posted in the house rules.  If you just want to be a voyeur and not play, that is fine.  if you decide to play with others, make sure you know everyone’s boundaries, limits, and guidelines, including yourself before playing.  dungeon parties usually provide snacks & beverages and a smoking area.  Clean up after yourself when finishing a play scene. Use cleaning supplies provided to wipe down the furniture you used.  do not hog the play furniture for more than 30 minutes if other players are waiting to use the same furniture. the above dungeon party tips will get you safely through a dungeon party. lighting is usually dim, so you don’t have to wear night vision goggles or use braille to get around the dungeon. most importantly, you do not have to do anything you don’t want to sexually, but if you do, jump right in and have a lot of fUN! leave your attitude and tiara at the door. avatar club la ( hosts several dungeon play parties each year. BOUND dungeon party is happening Saturday, october 24, from 9Pm-2am for $25. dungeon location will be given with ticket purchase, which are available for sale at: 665 leather, Rough trade and syren. or you can purchase the tickets online at: there’s a monthly play party specifically for spanking/paddling/ caning fetishists, party details at into bondage? there’s a monthly play party for you, party details at – there are dungeon parties for women only too, so check into Radical and Wicked Women at

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ABBEY 684 N. Robertson Bl, WEHO 310.289.8410 AKBAR 4356 W. Sunset Bl, SILVERLAKE 323.665.6810 ARENA 6655 Santa Monica Bl, Hollywood 323.462.1291 CATCH ONE 4067 W. Pico Bl, LA 323.734.8849 CHICO 2915 W. Beverly Bl, MONTEBELLO 323.721.3403 CIRCUS DISCO 6655 Santa Monica Bl, HOLLYWOOD 323.462.1291 CLUB STONE 5221 Hollywood Bl, HOLLYWOOD 323.466.6061 COCO BONGO #2 3311 S. Main St, LA  213.748.2682 EL CONQUISTADOR 3701 W. Sunset Bl, SILVERLAKE 323.666.5136 ELEVEN 8811 Santa Monica Bl, WEHO 310.855.0800 EAST WEST LOUNGE 8851 Santa Monica Bl, WEHO 310.360.6186 FACTORY 652 N. La Peer, WEHO 310.659.4551 FAT FISH 616 N. Robertson Bl, WEHO 310.659.3882 FAULTLINE 4216 Melrose Av, SILVERLAKE 323.660.0889 FIESTA CANTINA 8865 Santa Monica Bl, WEHO 310.652.8865 FLYING LEAP CAFE 2538 Hyperion Av, SILVERLAKE 323.661.0618 FUBAR 7994 Santa Monica Bl, WEHO 323.654.0396 EAGLE LA 4219 Santa Monica Bl, SILVERLAKE 323.669.9472 GOLD COAST 8228 Santa Monica Bl, WEHO 323.656.4879 HAMBURGER MARYS 8288 Santa Monica Bl, WEHO 323.654.3800 HERE 696 N. Robertson Bl, WEHO 310.360.8455 LE BARCITO 3909 Sunset Bl, SILVERLAKE 323.644.3515 MICKY’S 8857 Santa Monica Bl, WEHO 310.657.1176 MJ’s 2810 Hyperion Av, SILVERLAKE 323.660.1503 MOTHERLODE 8944 Santa Monica Bl, WEHO 310.659.9700 NORMANDIE ROOM 8737 Santa Monica Bl, WEHO 310.659.6204 NUMBERS 8745 Santa Monica Bl, WEHO 310.652.7700 O BAR 8279 Santa Monica Bl, WEHO 323.822.3300 OTHER SIDE 2538 Hyperion Bl, SILVERLAKE 323.661.4233 PALMS 8572 Santa Monica Bl, WEHO 310.652.6188 (WOMEN) PLAZA 739 N. La Brea Bl, HOLLYWOOD 323.939.0703 RAGE 8911 Santa Monica Bl, WEHO. 310.652.7055 ROCKWELL 1713 N. Vermont Ave, Los Feliz 323.669.1550 RUDOLPHO’S 2500 Riverside Dr, SILVERLAKE 323.669.1226 STUDY 1723 Western Av, HOLLYWOOD 323.461.5533 SPOTLIGHT 1601 N. Cahuenga Bl, HOLLYWOOD 323.467.2425 TEMPO 5520 Santa Monica Bl, HOLLYWOOD 323.466.1094 THE BOULEVARD LOUNGE 1114 Crescent Hts, WEHO 323.654.6686 TRUNKS 8809 Santa Monica Bl, WEHO 310.652.1015 ULTRA SUEDE 661 N. Robertson Bl, WEHO 310.659.4551


BOULEVARD 3199 E. Foothill Bl, PASADENA 626.356.9304 BULLET 10522 Burbank Bl, NOHO 818.762.8890 C FRENZ 7026 Reseda Bl, RESEDA 818.996.2976 COCO BONGO 19655 Sherman Way, RESEDA 818.998.8464 MOONSHADOW 10437 Burbank Bl, NOHO 818.508.7008 JOX 10721 Burbank Bl, NOHO 818.760.9031 OXWOOD INN 13713 Oxnard Bl, Van Nuys 818.997.9666 OIL CAN HARRY’s 11502 Ventura Bl, STUDIO CITY 818.760.9749 CLUB COBRA 10937 Burbank Bl, NOHO 818.760.9798 SILVER RAIL 11518 Burbank Bl, NOHO 818.980.8310


BRAVO 1490 S. Anaheim, ANAHEIM 714.533.2291 CLUB BOUNCE 1460 S. PCH, LAGUNA BEACH 949.494.0056 EL CALOR 2916 W.Lincoln Av, ANAHEIM 714 326 4764 ESCANDALO 2323 W. First St, Santa Ana 714 .836 .7410 FRAT HOUSE 8112 Garden Grove, G.G. 714.373.3728 LIONS DEN 719 W. 19th St, COSTA MESA 949.645.3830 METRO Q 19092 Beach Blvd, Huntington Beach 714.968.6677 TIN LIZZY 752 Saint Clair St, COSTA MESA 714.966.2029

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CLUB 5211 5211 Atlantic Bl, LONG BEACH 562.428.5545 CREST 5935 Cherry Av, LONG BEACH 562.423.6650 Brit 1744 E Broadway Bl, LONG BEACH 562.432 9742 THE BROADWAY 1100 E Broadway Bl, LONG BEACH 526.432.3646 DOLPHIN 1995 Artesia Bl, REDONDO BEACH 310.318.3339 EXECUTIVE SUITE 3428 E. PCH, LONG BEACH 562.597.3884 FLUX 17617 Lakewood Bl, BELLFLOWER CA 562.633.6394 FALCON 1435 E. Broadway Bl, LONG BEACH 562.432.4146 HAMBURGER MARYS 740 E Broadway, LONG BEACH 562.983.7900 MINESHAFT 1720 E. Broadway Bl, LONG BEACH 562.436.2433 Paradise Piano Bar 1800 Broadway Bl, LB 562.590.8773 PISTONS 2020 E. Artesia, LONG BEACH 562.422.1928 RIPPLES 5101 E. Ocean Bl, LONG BEACH 562.433.0357 ROOSTERFISH 1302 Abbot Kinney Bl, VENICE 310.392.2123 SILVER FOX 411 Redondo Av, LONG BEACH 562.439.6343 SweetWater Saloon 1201 E. Broadway L.B. 562.432.7044


ALIBI EAST 225 S. San Antonio Av, POMONA 909.623.9422 HOOK UP 1047 Second St, POMONA 909.620.2844 MENAGERIE 3581 University Av, RIVERSIDE 951.788.8000 OASIS 1386 E. Foothill Bl, UPLAND 909.920.9590 THE BRICK 340 S. Thomas St. POMONA 909.629.6333 THE LARK 917 Inland Center Dr, S.B. 909.884.8770 VIP CLUB 3673 Merrill Av, RIVERSIDE 951.784.2370


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to the Crime! By Conxandra hooknCrookstein hold on tight to your assets! september 24, 4:45 am, 8600 block of Holloway. as he tweaked on the sidewalk, a man was robbed at gunpoint by an unknown male prostitute type suspect. the victim ran and dropped his backpack which the suspect picked up and fled in a vehicle occupied by two other unknown male accomplices. the backpack contained an iPhone, jacket, sunglasses and misc. items, all valued at about $345. if you see three african american suspects in a vehicle, please contact the authorities.  Nobody’s safe! September 28, 9:00 pm, 8800 block of ashcroft. during the weekend, unknown burglars broke into a residence and stole a safe containing cash, watch and misc. items. the loss was estimated at about $44,200. Just a word of advice if you have a safe with $44,000 worth of cash and misc. items, aka drugs in your house, bolt the damned thing down, and don’t show it off to every trick that walks through the door. there’s a recession on, and those hookers are hungry.  feeling the tweak! September 28, 5:45 pm, 7100 block of santa monica. after getting too high, a caucasian couple were observed shoplifting a $549 vacuum cleaner and exiting a department store without paying. that sucks.

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Hollywood’s Crime Blottwhore...  September 23, 11:30 pm, 8400 block of sunset. at a nightclub, a woman left her purse unattended on a table (probably to do a bump in the bathroom) and when she returned, she discovered an unknown thief had stolen the purse (you don’t say). the purse contained two cellular phones (says dealer to me), wallet, identification and cash. the loss was estimated at about $910, give or take a gram or two.  September 29, 3:30 am, 1000 block of Hancock. after being observed breaking into a residence, two male hispanic suspects were later arrested for burglary. many items were recovered including over $4,000 cash and several cans of refried beans. ¡vaya con dios, amigos!  September 12, 12:20 pm, 800 block of harper ave. an out of work model in cheap $1.00 garage sale black Gucci jeans was spotted jumping threw a 1st floor open window in a dilapidated Weho apartment. moments later tired old runaway model seen runnin’ out of apt. with a dell laptop, 2 or 3 second hand designer hand bags, and a few label whoreish slacks (d&G, versace, dior, Prada, Gucci etc....) the victim of “alleged robbery” never filed police report and has ties to various, sor-

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