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Daniel Jones, sean staley. Here comes FAME! shamantha cox is here to dish out all the dirt for your eager queer ears!! Yeah!! Rolling Stone Magazine sold 200,000 copies of their latest issue (that’s double the usual number) sHAMAntHA coX thanks to cover guy and King of all Fame Mr. Lady GaGa!! Oh no! Britney spears is facing rumors of child abuse!! Hey!! Madonna is riding Lourdes’ coat tails by launching a pre teen fashion line “inspired by” her daughter at Macy’s called Material Girl!! Big Surprise!! oprah Winfrey topped Forbes annual list of the worlds most powerful women!! Uh oh!! Al Gore is feeling the heat again because Portland police have decided to reopen their investigation into allegations the former VP sexually abused a masseuse named Molly Hagerty in 2006!!! Wow!! Fergie turned down a $1 million dollar deal to appear on this seasons Celebrity Rehab because the Royal Family ordered her not to do it!!! Shoot! More bad news for suge Knight!! A man who claimed Suge put a hit out on his life was issued a permanent restraining order against Suge!! Oh dear!! When Jeffrey Jones -- the guy who played Principal Rooneyin “Ferris Bueller” -- turned 63 last September, he forgot one very important birthday ritual ... updating his sex offender registration!! Last Wednesday, cops ﬁnally caught up with the actor and arrested him!! Hooray! Rapper Lil Wayne ﬁnally got some good news -- he won’t have to serve any time behind bars in Arizona ... after he ﬁnishes his jail stint in New York!!! Wow!! Jeremy London just asked a judge to force his family to keep their mouths shut about the actor’s alleged kidnapping earlier this month where London claimed he was kidnapped and forced to do drugs!! Gee! Jersey Shore star the situation was presented with a birthday cake in the shape of his ripped, tan, hairless torso at Tenjune in NYC on Monday! Awagh!! Another legal problem for Lindsay Lohan!! A lawsuit was ﬁled against Lindsay by a clothing/jewelry boutique who claims she racked up a bill of $17,060.83 and only paid $180 towards it!! Hooray! Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green are married and have been seen all over Hawaii ﬂashing their new wedding rings! Oh boy! Larry King is retiring after 25 years on the air!! And now Super Hunk Anderson cooper is rumored to be leaving the network too!! Yeah! Prince is releasing a new album but he will only release it in Europe!! Gosh! Rappers Dr. Dre and t.I. are following in the footsteps of Ludacris and P-Diddy by releasing their own brand of liquor!! Movie time! Rumor has it an updated version of the Dr. Who movie is in the works and Johnny Depp is set to play the lead!! Oh boy! Whoopie Goldberg, Bill clinton, and elizabeth Hurley will be the guests of honor at this years annual Life Ball in Vienna! Uh oh! Actor James Franco returned to General Hospital, playing a homeless man. Money time!! elin nordegren has bagged a $750 million settlement in her divorce from Tiger Woods in exchange for her silence about his numerous affairs!! Stay tuned to Odyssey Magazine for all the dirt you can’t live without! Shamantha strongly urges you to ALWAYS read UP on everything right here at Lady ODYSSEY, click onto www.ODYSSEYMAGAZINE.NET for NY, HAWAII and even BRAZIL gay going’s on. While up there on Miss cyber Rant... go to www.MARYTV.NET and while you’re UP to it, be sure to visit www.SHAMFAME.com for all the Big Gay Fag FAME World News that you just can’t live without!! When you need to get up to speed on all your favorite stars, always turn to the pages of Odyssey Magazine, your trusted source in top information on all the messy bottom celebs!!! And Fags & Bulls keep up da ﬁght for HOMO Human Rights NOW!!!! (parodyMary!)
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saturday RED HOT RED Here.696 Robertson 310.360.8455 Jeffrey Sanker & Paul Nicholls, Bring the Gay Mafioso Mariposa’s into Pat Rogers downtown Weho! MONSTER at Eleven 8211S.M.Blvd 310.855.0800. Rick K and Brian Laswell werkin’ the vip scene, Hot DJ’s, Live Shows, $5 cover w.comp shot! THE “ABBEYWOOD” 684 Robertson Blvd. 310.289.8410 Bi-sexy Scene. CHERRY POP at Ultra Suede 661N.Robertson Tom Whitman’s Soda Tops! RED LIGHT Fubar 7994 S.M. 323.791.3041 Dark and Lovely Lads! RAGE18-25 8911 SMBlvd 310.652.7055 youngRfreshRhotteR! SEXY 18 + given ya 2 rooms of dance dolls, hip hop too! hot damn!!! S.O.S. Here 696 N.Robertson 310.360.8455 4-9pm Billy F. Cheyne&Josh ARENA 6655 S.M.BLVD 323.462.1291 Gene La Pietra’s Grande! FRICTION MJ’s 2810 Hyperion S.L.323.660.1503 by Scandal ! 10-2am CLUB ASIA at CAN Club 14241 Euclid#C.101GardenGrove 1st Sat. of Month, click on www.boyevents.com DJFernando&Felix!! REFLEX at Ultra Suede 661 N. Robertson Bl. flesh pool every other saturday A.Hours click on evenstarpresents.com for more FLAWLESS at VIP 3673 Merrill Av.Riverside, yep mo’ Hot Drag Shows! hosted by Venus D Lite, featuring Chad Michaels, Raja Delta Work, Tommi Rose, Jackie Beat , and admirers..show 11pm SHINEOxwood Inn 13713Oxnard 818.997.9666crossdress.meetup.com/42 SCREW at MJ’s 2810 Hyperion Ave. 3rd Sat. of Month fer your kink needs Tattoo Chris’z raunchiest Dick Down, click on Mjsbar.com SPIT at Faultline 4216 Melrose 323.969.2530 3rd Sat.of mth.DJPaulV. SAUSAGEFEST Faultline 4216 Melrose Ave, Silverlake. $5. DJ Eric Adams spins Rock/Alt/Indie/Electro. Dancers /performances.Every 4th OLE OLE Club Cobra 10937 Burbank Blvd.N H ClubCobraLA.com 2. Latin Pop, Cumbias, COBRA dancers and Our Fave El Show de Karlotta
FULL FRONTAL DISCO - Disco Daddy Mario Diaz Invades ChinaTown Third Saturday of Every Month @ 943 N. Broadway Ave. SOCIETY Bordello 901 E. 1st St. Last Sat.each month Billy Burgess www.societyproductions.com Royals & Randys! societylosangeles@gmailcom VIP 18 & OVER 3673 Merrill Ave. Hairspray 3rd.Sat.of month packed hot teen scene, 909.784.2370 lots a drink specials!!!! CHICO 2915 W. Beverly Bl. Montebello 323.721.3404 DJ Brett spins hiphop,house,oldschool, and Latin $3 Dirty Water Shots! slurp! BLENDER Faultline 4216 Melrose Ave 323.660.0889 Mashups! Mary! HAMBURGER MARYS 740 E Broadway LB 562.436.7900 Sat 1st HEAT(fuse Girls) 2nd FUZZ(bears), 3rd HEAT(ladies) 4th KUB KAMP(bears) CLUB VENUS Executive Suite 3428 E PCH L.B. Ladies ! 562.597.3884 RIPPLES 5101E.OceanBlvd. L.B.562.433.0357 1st La Playa - 2nd Bearbar 3rd Club “ONE” - 4th Bears at the Beach Alibi East 225 S. San Antonio Av Pomona 909.623.9422 No Cover $2.00 dom beer, $4.00 well drinks Dj’s and Dancing ! CLUBCALLED RHONDA -Every Second Sat. @ELCid. 4212 W. Sunset CLUB XL - Every Last Sat. of the Month at The EL Rey Theatre DJ Bill Bouvier & Rafael M. Spin Monthly House!! 5515 Wilshire Blvd. BEAR BAR at Ripples Bar. 5101 E. Ocean Blvd. Long Beach.562.433.0357 Bears, Cubs, Chubs, Muscle Bears, Admirers & Daddies!! Drink Specials!!
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By Barbie Q, chacha cache & Venus D Lite hello my lovelies miss Barbie Q is back again to give you the t! this past monday was the 2nd anniversary of the sassy shoW @heRe lOUNGe! I was co-hosting with this year’s Prom Queen, samantha starr! So much fun to work with other queens. there was a fashion show of all underwear, because we love to see our men in their undies! Whiteytighties. com is the name of the sponsor boo. We showed off stuff from n2n, Jocko and American Jock. But back to the queens! let’s see, so many there! Lady K, tammie Brown, Irene soderberg and Detox all performed! James townsend was in attendance taking pictures of all the queens and the debut of DJ Fatha Julz, a man after my own heart with the fierce beats! then there were our off duty queens: Mimi, Jasmine simone, Boots, Miss Luna, Mimi, Raquel Redd, Imani Phoenix, Mercedez electra and cha cha cache. love you girl! Congrats Patrick aka Livonia for two great years and opportunities I can even have imagined! te amo! thank you so much for letting me share just a little of what i know, and if i missed anyone, know that it is NeVeR on purpose boo! thanks to all of you! least not forget the return of shits & GiGGles on 7/31 @3100 ClUB on Wilshire! So excited! xo baby xo, Miss Barbie Q facebook.com/BarbieQinLA Hola! ladies, gentlemen and everybody in between! there is a lot of excitement in the air due to Rupaulʼs Drag Race open call this weekend. I haven’t seen so many queens hit the wig shop since Gay Pride, hey! that was two weeks ago, eli must be teasing hair like crazy! to all of the queens auditioning, good luck and if you don’t make it, come and perform @ CHaCHa’S GOt taleNt every tuesday night @ the bRicK in Pomona. Designed as a mini Drag Beauty Pageant, CHaCHa’S GOt taleNt is a unique and innovative drag talent competition quickly becoming the new platform of self expression for any drag artist whether they are male, female or transgender. there are three categories: Performance, Catwalk & Improvisation. the season’s prize package includes cash, paid bookings, surprise gifts and a beautiful crown for the champion to keep. the list of contestants is getting bigger and better every week, some of the divas spotted shaking their sequins @ the bRicK include: Pandora, nevaeh, Lady syrin, Jazmyn simone, selena sky, Blaire Von Bitchbag, Roxy Wood, Lady Red couture, Mz scion, Foxxy, ecko Blue, Baby Gurl, London, Glitter, Allusia, Ali Kat, Ava, Bootz, Mystic Fierce, Mercedes elektra, Vixen Vale, Pritty Kitty, Victoria X, Millena H, Glamazon, Lilli, Vicious, Maria Kelly, current season champion JAsMIne. Kings: Vince Malibu, J. Rock. mr. e. special Guests, Judges & celebrities like Livonia, miss Barbie Q, calpernia Addams & Detox. Season 4 finale will be in mid-august and it promises to be off the hook. as usual, it’ll be the most talked about drag competition show in SoCal. so, whether you are a newcomer, or willing to improve your craft, make some $$$ or just perform for the satisfaction of putting on the best show of your drag life, CHaCHa’S GOt taleNt is waiting for you! Show @ 10PM (Drag Queen time). free pool, cheap drinks, 99¢ tacos (OMG), cute guys, cleavage for days, “Chacha-tinis” & beats by trans-Dj Julie! to compete: firstname.lastname@example.org. Videos @ youtube.com/chachacache. NO COVeR. 18 & Over. tip for my gurls: Don’t let anyone disrespect you, including yourself! I love you & hope to see more fabulous girls @ the bRicK soon, besos and break a nail! Chacha Cache. hello drag lovers. it really has to be drag havoc down here in socal. WoW tv announced that they were going to have a special audition for Rupaulʼs Drag Race by invitation only. Well lovers i did get the invitation and i am sure it is going to be a mad house tomorrow and the call time is non drag-friendly. say a prayer for me lovers, i hope i make it this season. i will give you all the dish and dirt about what happens. Cat fights, tears, wigs falling off, i hope to see it all and i will keep you informed. also some very good news, my favorite club of all time shits & GiGGles is going to make its glamorous return at the end of July. come join the old gang Phyliss navidad, Barbie Q and tammie Brown when it comes back. the other night at CHa CHa’S GOt taleNt the lovely Miss Pandora took home the cash. Jazmyn simone as of now holds the title at CHa CHa’S GOt talent so with Pandora in it I am sure it is going to be an awesome finals. the return of Millena Hidaway’s show “Welcome to the Doll House” showcased it’s second monthly show with the awesome talents of eddie D Lite and Barbie Q. i want to send a big thank you to team tiGeRheat for having me perform in their 9 Year anniversary extravaganza. I haven’t performed there in eight years and i will admit i was a little nervous but i had a blast and i want to thank especially Ingenue for inviting me to come down. While there i got to hang out with the lovely Rhea Litre whose dress was giving me everything. In the city of Upland, oasis dRaG idol finals took place. first time finals winner William Belli took home the 400 big one. Don’t forget dRaG idol takes place sundays at oasis nightclub with hostess Raven from Rupaulʼs Drag Race. also chad Michaels celebrated the first annual “Chad Michaels Day” in the city of HillCrest. I don’t know any other queen that has their own recognized day. YOU BetteR WORK!! that’s about it lovelies, but here is your Drag lesson of the Day: Remember what you have and what you want are two different things, be thankful for what you got, sometimes it might be better than what you want. Love and Kisses, Venus D Lite.
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THE MUSIC By Will Ihavetochangemyname
Hey there, kings and queens, I’ve been traveling the PRide circuit and i have to say, i love SaN fRaNCISCO PRIDe and everything that comes with it. the music and people are as diverse as it gets. Sf PRide offered amazing artists on the main stage, latin stage and beatbox community dance tent. i was able to catch sets by Larry tee, Fire & Reason, Backstreet Boys, Dangerous Muse, nikki & Rich and erika Jayne. the amazing crowds made the sets for these artists ever more special. you could feel the love of music in the air. many thanks to Audrey Joseph, Juan Garcia, Gus Bean and Jamie Awad who hooked me up while I was in San fran. So finally new and in stores now is the new scissor sisters record, Nightwork. i bought “Invisible light” weeks ago on the basis that it was produced by stuart Price (Confessions On A Dance Floor) and i have not stopped listening to it since then. it is parts Giorgio Moroder, with a little “thriller” thrown in for good measure. Nightwork is a pretty amazing collection. You can’t go wrong when Stuart Price produces your album. Other standout track are “fire With fire”, “any Which Way” and “Skin tight”. Get this record now and you can be the first to say you rediscovered the Sisters. You can chalk the last album to a sophomore slump, but with this, they are back on track and headed for world domination again. Nightwork is another stuart Price masterwork. ok so i had never heard about this Australian Idol contestant who was a tranny. how did i miss this one? courtney Act is about to release her first single, “Welcome to Disgraceland”. act made a name for herself in 2003, when after trying out and failing to get on australian idol as shane Jenek, she returned for the next day’s audition as Courtney act. Courtney’s explosive, energetic performing style and joyous personality resonated with audiences. the new single was inspired by her live show at disGRaceland, a popular australia nightclub renowned for its elaborate costumes, colorful dancers, and over-the-top fabulousness. some of the biggest names in the world have attended disgraceland. See you on the dance floor bitches.
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Lauren Hildebrandt Q: Underneath is now spinning on mainstream radio, XM/Sirius, AOL radio and continuing to make a great impact with the DJs. This is an exciting time for you! LH: I AM SO EXCITED THAT IT IS BEING PLAYED ON RADIO! A SPECIAL SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE PROGRAM DIRECTORS AND DJS FOR THE SUPPORT! I LOVE YOU! Q: Let’s talk about the song’s lyrics. Are you singing about anyone in particular? LH: THE SONG IS ABOUT A FEW EX’S ALL PUT INTO ONE SONG....NO NAMES NEEDED! Q: Underneath is being described by DJs as a fresh and catchy, electro-pop/ 80’s retro dance song. Did you realize during the recording process that it was destined to be a hit? LH: THIS WAS ACTUALLY THE LAST SONG WE DID ON THE ALBUM. RIGHT WHEN I HEARD THE BEAT AND WE STARTED WRITING THE LYRICS, IT BECAME A FAVORITE OF MINE. . I AM GLAD PEOPLE ARE LIKING IT! I THINK ANYONE CAN RELATE TO THIS SONG...AND IF YOU CAN’T, YOU MUST BE LUCKY!!! GIVE ME SOME POINTERS! Q: Would you call your album “Not Really a Waitress” a dance album? LH: I THINK IT IS A POP ALBUM WITH TRACKS TO DANCE TO. Q: So you have been pretty busy lately promoting your CD. What do you do with your free time in Hollywood? LH: I SPEND A LOT OF TIME WITH MY FRIENDS. I LOVE TO LUNCH AND LOVE GOING OUT TO DINNER! I ALSO LIKE TO GO TO THE GYM, HIKE, RUN ON THE BEACH...WATCH MOVIES AND EAT LOTS OF FROZEN YOGURT WITH MY BFF AND ROOMIE! SOMETIMES I CAN GET LOST IN YOUTUBE. I WILL YOUTUBE SOMEONE’S PERFORMANCE AND THEN CLICK ON ANOTHER PERSON DOING THE SAME SONG, THEN ON TO SOMETHING NEW...AND SO ON AND SO ON. THEN I LOOK AT THE CLOCK AND A GOOD TWO HOURS HAS GONE BY! Q: I understand you visited China recently. What was that trip all about? LH: I WAS VISITING MY SISTER, DANIELLE, IN SHANGHAI. SHE HAS BEEN THERE FOR OVER 9 MONTHS TEACHING ENGLISH. AND, NO, SHE DOES NOT SPEAK MANDARIN! STRANGE, HUH? SHE TEACHES THE HIGHER ENGLISH LEVELS SO THEY ONLY SPEAK ENGLISH IN THE CLASSROOM. SHANGHAI WAS UHMAZING! I LOVE BEING IN A LARGE CITY AND THIS TOPS ALL OF THE ONES I HAVE BEEN TO. Q: What sort of pop music were you hearing in China? Anything you liked? LH: THEY HAVE A LOT OF THEIR OWN ARTISTS OUT THERE. THEY STILL HAVE A RADIO STATION DEDICATED TO THE WESTERN CULTURE SOUND WHICH WOULD BE LIKE KISS FM OR AMP RADIO IN L.A. LADY GAGA IS HUGE THERE. IN FACT, WE HEARD AN EXPRESSION USED BY A FEW TAXI DRIVERS, ‘OH MY LADY GAGA!” Q: Have you been writing or working on any new material recently? LH: NO, I AM STILL WORKING THE SECOND SINGLE FROM “NRAW’. I AM ALWAYS OPEN TO HEARING TRACKS FROM DIFFERENT PRODUCERS. I KNOW WHAT DIRECTION I WANT TO GO AND I KNOW WHAT I WANT THE MUSIC TO SAY, BUT I AM NOT THERE YET. AFTER THIS, I MIGHT WORK ONE MORE SINGLE OFF THE CURRENT ALBUM AND THEN MOVE ON. Q: If you were going to dabble in another genre of music, what would it be? LH: BLUES OR COUNTRY.... IN THAT ORDER. LOVE THEM BOTH THOUGH. Q: Now that “Underneath” has emerged from the underground, what can we expect to see next from Lauren Hildebrandt? LH: YOU HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE! HOPEFULLY YOU WILL SEE MORE OF ME!
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