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www.odysseymagazine.net www.marytv.net Volume #14 - Issue #2

MAY 21. 2010 - JUNE 3. 2010

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THE COLUMN. SNEETCHY BUNNY STARS ONLY! WHO? THE WIGS. THE LEATHER. THE MUSIC. ASS-TROLOGY. T H E F A M I L Y... Publisher • Mike Everaert Creative Director • Brian J. McCarthy Editor in Chief • Keoki Tavares Design Director • Jay Cribas Advertising Director • Cheyne Hauk The Wigs • Livonia & Venus The Porn • Scotty B The Music • Will Ihavetochangemyname Top 10 Q&A • Joshua Miller Ass-trology • Jon Mendenhall National Advertising Rep.

Rivendell Media 212.242.6863 ON THE COVER...

GYM SPORTSBAR Odyssey Magazine is published bi-weekly in Los Angeles and monthly in Hawaii. All material herein is copyrighted 2010 Odyssey Magazine. Reprint by permission only. For more information regarding advertising, please call: 323.874.8788 or fax 323.874.8782 or ads@odysseymagazine.net No implication regarding sexual orientation or personal practices of contributors or advertisers appearing in this publication is intended and none should be inferred by the reader.

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WOW! OIL I S F I N A L L Y OVA ! With the Reptillian sista of the thin lipped, snake eyed shhhhhhhhhh, Im dead inside and doing this robo-bore librarian texan mouth of a wife, shut down. Welllll , until her book hits the walmart top shelf, and ms. bush has to s c r a m b l e to pull a left wing nut jub on Larry King Live. YES Laura has been “covering up” the small accidental murder of her fiance back in the 60’s, all way before george jr’s coke dealin’ and the 3 or 4 d.u.i’s that Big Reptoid Daddio G.W.sr had made go away (a lot like the grassy knoll “BINGO!” JFK brain blowin’ in the JAcKIE o. wind fatal SHOT that poofed away The Kennedy Peace & Love & booze train. What !? WHY GOD? WHYwood Ms. bush scream real loud on top of Ol’ CNN...”I believe that Gays should get married, they should have the equal right to do so”.... and abortion? I’ve always believed in PRO-Choice, my husband believe’s other wise.“ Well, talk about GAME CHANGE! Or is it a 1 + 1 = YOU CAN’T GET AWAY WITH MURDER. With Laura doing the two step , karmic correction Texan thang as fast as she can....( and NOT letting the a s s-ociatiated press get any snap shots of her smoking her More Menthol !00’s)Oops Shhhhhhhhh be quiet dont tell a soul she smokes...) SSSHHHHH The whole turning on her brain dead, lying, saboteur drunk with power husband, ex-husband... as Missy La La get’s the hell out of dodge , before Barbara’s eye completely pop out of her piti-ful pit bull dog/ George Washington impersonator ug. . face ! ! ! Before we get down to fame problems lets talk about all the major world problems! Hooray! Incase you’ve been living under a rock, the BP oil spill in the gulf is threatening to destroy the world! Meanwhile BP oil is blaming transocean who was drilling the well and Transocean is blaming Haliburton and the senate and Prez obama aren’t having it! The real problem is (aside from the oil that’s washing up on the coast of Louisiana, Alabama, and all the huge plumes of oil one mile below on the ocean floor that’s killing and mutating all the life down there, the 300,000+ gallons spilling out everyday, or the chemical disbursements they’ve poured into the ocean) is the fact that the oil and chemical disbursement will eventually flow to the Atlantic and that spells MAJOR WORLD PROBLEMS!! And let’s not forget Miss Ling who was freed from North Korean prison thanks to humanitarian efforts lead by best

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leaders of all time Hillary and Bill clinton!! Now the Ling sisters are making the media rounds, speaking exclusively to Lary King about their new book!! Hey, speaking of fish that are promoting books on Larry King let’s all give former first lady Miss Laura Gorgeous Bush a big round of gay applause for admitting to Larry she DISAGREES with her wife Lady George Bush jr about gay marriage!! She described it as “a generational thing... Oh shoot here come all the major super problems and issues for all your favorite dump star fame starved starrrs!! Hooray! John travolta is expecting a child from wife Kelly!! Hey, don’t believe the sandra Bullock Jesse James reconciliation lies!! They are still very much broken up thanks to master homewrecker Michelle McGee and all the other assorted hookers/ strippers!!! Meanwhile as Garbage Cock Season continues, tiger Woods is still taking divorce press thanks to his swedish wife and her loooud divorce/press process!! Speaking of divorce problems charlie sheen is still in a hot custody battle mess thanks to Brooke Burke!! In jail news, Lindsay Lohan is pushing it hardcore claiming she’s lost her passport and can’t return to America for her ongoing 3 year long DUI saga so she can’t appear in court and everyone’s screaming jail fame now!!! Also up at Cannes this year were stars like Dean cain, Giorgio Armani, Emily Blunt, Helen Miren, Estelle, Lionel Ritchie, Matt Laur, Harvey Weinstein, Ivana trump, Jesus Luz, Michelle Rodriguez, Jean claude Van Damme, Jennifer Hudson, Meg Ryan, Kenneth cole, Naomi campbell, oliver stone, Paris Hilton, Russell crowe, and Woody Allen!!! Oh no! Teenage tweaker Miley cyrus’ jewelry has been pulled from the shelves of Walmart because of toxic metal that was found in the jewelry!!! Uh oh!! Full House stud John stamos had to evacuate his Disneyland hotel due to a fire!!! Hooray!! Octomom Nadya suleman closed her deal with PETA and now she’s using her pre foreclosure home to advertise for people to neuter and spay their pets. Oh dear!! Now director Roman Polanski can add English actress charlotte Lewis to his list of problems!! She claims he sexually assaulted her when she was sixteen... Problem is she’s over 40 now!! In music ruler news Lady Gaga was steaming pissed after American Idol cut her performance of “Alejandro” down to five minutes!!! Wheee!! In cancelled television news, Celebrity Rehab can’t seem to cast any stars this season!! Heather Locklear, Lindsay Blow han, and rapper DMX were all uncastable and now rumor has it Dr. Drew and crew are panicking to find high stars!! Don’t worry Drew, Shamantha knows you will find the high ones soon!! Hooray!! tori spelling has renewed her vows to hubby Dean McDermont!!! Yeah!! “Sex and the City” is taking over again and sarah Jessica Parker, Kim catrall, cynthia Nixon, and the other one are ruling the fame scene once again!! Whee!! Stay tuned to Odyssey magazine for all the super problems from Hollywood to the rest of the world!! Shamantha strongly urges you to ALWAYS read UP on everything right here at Lady ODYSSEY, click onto www. ODYSSEYMAGAZINE.NET for NY, HAWAII and even BRASIL gay going’s on. While up there on Miss cyber Rant... go to www.MARYTV.NET and while you’re UP to it, be sure to visit www.SHAMFAME.com for all the Big Gay Fag FAME World News that you just can’t live without!! When you need to get up to speed on all your favorite stars, always turn to the pages of Odyssey Magazine, your trusted source in top information on all the messy bottom celebs!!! And Fags & Bulls keep up da fight for HOMO Human Rights NOW!!!! (parodyMary!)

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monday METRO MONDAYS at Fubar 7994 S.M.Blvd WEHO 323.654.0396 Cheyne Hauk’s “DRAG BALL” - 2 For 1 Drinks, Free Shots & Drag Show!! DJ KB, DJ Nelstar & DJ Phyliss Navidad - Host’s: Detox, Rhea Litre & Hector X SASSY SHOW! at Here 696Robertson 310.360.8455 Livonia Services. CLUB ILLUSIONS at The Palms 8572 S.M.Blvd 310.652.6188 Viva Sex MUSTACHE MONDAYS! at La Cita on Hill and 4th HotNew Local Queens! Fresh scene with DJ Josh Peace, Dino Dinco and Main Mustache Maria Nacho! click on free mustache ride site...myspace/mustachemondays, y u m THE CANDIS CAYNE SHOW at THE ABBEY 692Robertson 310.289.8410 Showtime @ 10pm with Candis Cayne - Dancing with Super Star DJ MARCO SHOWGIRLS! at Mickys 8857 SM. Bl. 310.657.1176 Fine TopTrannyReview SEXY BITCH at Rage 8911 SM Bl. 310.652.7055 Pop & hiphop&Aubrey! SIN at Ripples 5101E.Ocean L.B. 562. 433. 0357 DJ Ernie Pearl. Hip-Hop ENVY 120a Wilshire Fullerton 92832 8-2am, great food greater O.C.babes MONDAY MADNESS ALIBI EAST 225 South San Antonio Ave. Pomona Party in The Pit! MJ’s 2810 Hyperion 323.660.1503 Rock/Alt night STARLETTE REVUE at HM 740 E.Broadway LB 562.436.7900 10p show Jewels hosts a trans-razzle-dazzle top snatch show w. Starlette 18 plus ! ISRAEL’S CANTINA at Chico 2915 W. Beverly Blvd. Montebello Happy Hour Prices all Nite Long! 323.721.3401 CHEAP & EASYParadise Piano Bar 1800 Brodway Blvd L.B.562.436.2433 EL CONQUISTADOR 3701 W.Sunset Blvd. W.H. 323.666.5136 MonThurs.Happy Hours 4-6:30pm with hors d’ouvres too! Lunch Tues-Sun 11am FLASHBACK MONDAYS at 1350 Club 510 W. Anaheim St. Wilmington $8 lockers from 5pm-10m 310.830.4784 STRIP PARTIES at Midtowne 615 Kohler 213.680.1838 Yum! 1/2 PRICE ROOMS at Melrose Spa 7269 Melrose 323.937.2122 $13.50 CLUB SIN at Club Ripples in LBC. 5101 E. Ocean Blvd. Long Beach. Hip Hop - DJ Ernie Pearl - 2 for 1 Drinks - $3 Domestic Bottles - $4 Jager Shots

tuesday RIM JOB! at MJ’s 2810 Hyperion SL. 323.660.1503 Nice and sleazy go-go guys. Cuz eatin’ ain’t cheatin’. www.anthonylopezpresents.com DREAM GIRLS at Rage 8911 SM Blvd 310.652.7055 THE O.G. SHOW! MR.BLACK LA at Bardot 1737 Vine St. This NYC legend lands on the coast Luke Nero’s O.G. DanceDen goes off w. Rusty U. Lenora C.Gregory A.too! RUMORS at Mickys 8857 SM. Bl. 310.657.1176 Stefano Rosso & 18 + Too MANHOLE at Motherlode 8944 SM Blvd.310.659.9700 -HipHop w/ DJ Ben Dirty Burty’s “Dirty Dancer’s” & Monthly “Hot Hole” Contest !! BOYS NIGHT OUT Circus 6655 SM Blvd 323.462.1291 LA’s Tues Tradition,hot papi’s abound,DJ Ernie Pearl, and $3 cover! KARAOKE at Fubar 7994 SM 323.654.0396 FRESH Comedy Mic Night with Bruce Daniels & CherMadonna gets the boys to whale! HAMBURGER MARYS Latino Heat 8288 Santa Monica Blvd. 323.654.3800 Taco Bar! and Chocolate Fountain...Cholo’s toooo! T-GIRL at HM 740 E.Broadway LB 562.436.7900Jam KARAOKE W. Lady Red Couture Ripples 5101E.Ocean L.B Drink spec SPIRIT at Proof 215 N. Broadway Santa Ana Atmosphere Events doin the booze & boys 21+ DJ RPM & DJ Ahmed www.spiritTuesdays.com KAREOKE ALIBI EAST 225 South San Antonio Ave. Pomona Taco Tues. On the Patio - Kareoke - 9pm-1am No Cover! GLOW at Ripples 5101E.Ocean L.B. 562. 433. 0357trance house! GANG BANG at Faultline 4216 Melrose Ave. S.L. 323.660.0889 music, video, hot boys cheap happy hour til’ 12am. Hot. ALL U CAN EAT TACO BAR! at HM 740 E.Broadway LB 562.436.7900 and karaoke with 50.00 cash prizes 9 30 pm, $1.00 tacos rule too! GO COMMANDO! at Boardners 1652 N.Cherokee Ave. Barbie Q host with free b4 11pm w. Live Bands LittleRedRadio & More 1/2 PRICE ROOMS at Midtowne 615 Kohler 213.680.1838.$14.00 MINESHAFT 1720 E. Broadway Long Beach 562.436.2433 BeerSpecials and Free Pool too! Wall to wall L.B. Babes always on Tops Only! Tuesdays KENNYS KARAOKE at East West Lounge 8851 S.M.Bl. Lounge Show at 10pm click on www.karaokewithkenny.com YOU CALL FLUX 17817 Lake wood Blvd bellflower 562.633.6394 All top shelf premium’s only $3.00 This is a hot pocket of papis ,check it out ! MARIX TACO TUESDAYS! ALL-YOU-CAN EAT TACO bar only $7.95 Marix WEHO 1108 N Flores st. 323.656.8800

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friday FRESH! at Eleven 8811 S.M. Blvd. 310.855.0800 Jeffrey & Paul comp admin. 9pm cocktails, 11pm dancing with resident DjMorningstar freshness! HERE’S TRUCKSTOP 696 Robertson 310.360.8455 DJ Ray Rhodes gets this fine-ass fryday homo & Lezbo Mix hang, a going! Always packed ! POPSTARZ at Factory 652 North LaPeer Drive, WeHo 90069 We Play the Pop - You are the STAR! $5 Cocktails ALL Night Long!! Fresh MeatM.J.’s 2810 Hyperion 323.660.1530 YUM! $6 Drinks till 12 FILTH FRIDAY’S FAULTLINE dj Matt Moody Rockin Redneck Strip-pole Pabst Beer Cans 9-2am 4216 Melrose blvd 323.660.0889 DANCE BITCH at Fubar7994 Santa Monica Bl.323,654.0396 Hosted & DJ’d By: The Gorgeous Gay Mobstars Billy Francesca ­GAMEBOI 8911SM Blvd 310.652.7055 Paul E gets the high-n-r-g flying with gamey gays packing this Raging 18 plus pretty gameboi thang BOYSROOM viaTigerheat Executive Suite Nightclub 3428 E.PCH, L.B. 21+ $3 beers/$4 vodkas+red bulls. www.clubboysroom.com 562.597.3884 ROOSTERFISH 1320 Abbott Kinney Venice Blvd. 310.392.2123 Beach Boy Babes out in droves!blondes and butch! drink specials too! slurp! STAG AT ROCKWELL 1714 Vermont Ave. 323.669.1550 rockwellvt.com UNREALat HM 8288 SM Bl. WH 323.654.3800w.Calpernia Addams!10p. CUB SCOUT Eagle LA 4219 S.M.Bl. 323.669.9472 Chris/Vic. 1st Fri. LOLAS WORLD CABARET at Club Cobra 10937 Burbank Blvd.$2.00 Coronas until midnite. GoGo Games Give aways Drag Queens Gays FAME at Circus 6655 SantaMonica W.H.323.721.1291 latin,house R&B Latina Diva Karlota 9 pm - 3 :30am 21 & ova!The most caliente cholos ! THE BRICK 340 S.Thomas St. Pomona 909.629.6333 boys thru the brick roof! Hosted by bartender Juan GoGo Gods and $3.00 you call it shots! $2.00 DRINKS! at Oasis 1386 E.Foothill Upland 909.920.9590 beef stick! BOYBAR HMarys 740 E Broadway LB 562.436.7900 ClubLucky DjZach CLUB DIVA at VIP Club 3673 Merrill Av. Riverside 951.784.2370 VanityH alston,Raven,Mayhem,BridgetteDiamond,Kiwi..KrazyGurls!11pm ALIBI EAST 225 San Antonio Pomona 909.623.9422 Latinlove,Yum!!! $2.00 dom beers 2 Dj’s spinning with afterhours til 3am! Slammed&Sexy! FLASHBACK FRIDAYS at Chico 2915 Beverly Blvd.Mntbello 323.721.3403 Dj Frank aka Dj T.J. playing videos & Old Skool $ 2.Coronas AZUCAR at C.Frenz(form.Bananas)7026 Reseda Blvd. Reseda DJ Alexander, Tribal-HipHop-House fresh new space in Valley 818.996.2976 FREE BARRIOENTRANCE Frathouse 8112GardenGrove 714.373.3728 DEBRAS GIRLS at Ripples 5101 E.Ocean 562.433.0357 GOGO Girls TRANNYSHACK - Monthly @EchoPlex 1154 Glendale Blvd.213.413.8200 Hosted By: Heklina & Cody Bayne - San Fran. Meets L.A. -Drama-Drag Show

saturday RED HOT RED Here.696 Robertson 310.360.8455 Jeffrey Sanker & Paul Nicholls, Bring the Gay Mafioso Mariposa’s into Pat Rogers downtown Weho! RED LIGHT Fubar 7994 S.M. 323.791.3041 Dark and Lovely Lads! ROUGH HOUSE at Eleven 8211S.M.Blvd 310.855.0800. Rick K and Brian Laswell werkin’ the vip scene, Hot DJ’s, Live Shows, $5 cover w.comp shot! THE “ABBEYWOOD” 684 Robertson Blvd. 310.289.8410 Bi-sexy Scene. CHERRY POP at Ultra Suede 661N.Robertson Tom Whitman’s Soda Tops! RAGE18-25 8911 SMBlvd 310.652.7055 youngRfreshRhotteR! SEXY 18 + given ya 2 rooms of dance dolls, hip hop too! hot damn!!! ARENA 6655 S.M.BLVD 323.462.1291 Gene La Pietra’s Grande! Dj Sal FRICTION MJ’s 2810 Hyperion S.L.323.660.1503 by Scandal ! 10-2am CLUB ASIA at CAN Club 14241 Euclid#C.101GardenGrove 1st Sat. of Month, click on www.boyevents.com DJFernando&Felix!! REFLEX at Ultra Suede 661 N. Robertson Bl. flesh pool every other saturday A.Hours click on evenstarpresents.com for more FLAWLESS at VIP 3673 Merrill Av.Riverside, yep mo’ Hot Drag Shows! hosted by Venus D Lite, featuring Chad Michaels, Raja Delta Work, Tommi Rose, Jackie Beat , and admirers..show 11pm SHINEOxwood Inn 13713Oxnard 818.997.9666crossdress.meetup.com/42 SCREW at MJ’s 2810 Hyperion Ave. 3rd Sat. of Month fer your kink needs Tattoo Chris’z raunchiest Dick Down, click on Mjsbar.com SPIT at Faultline 4216 Melrose 323.969.2530 3rd Sat.of mth.DJPaulV. SAUSAGEFEST Faultline 4216 Melrose Ave, Silverlake. $5. DJ Eric Adams spins Rock/Alt/Indie/Electro. Dancers /performances.Every 4th OLE OLE Club Cobra 10937 Burbank Blvd.N H ClubCobraLA.com 2. Latin Pop, Cumbias, COBRA dancers and Our Fave El Show de Karlotta

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VENUS D LITE u I had a blast out at The Brick in Pomona judging the Season 3 finals of “Cha Cha’s Got Talent” with Cal Addams & Barbie Q. 2-time winner Nevaeh ended up in the Top 5 but saw her crown passed on to Jasmine who came dressed to kill--and-win and delivered a “Hairspray” number that encompassed every veritable character in the movie and more costume changes than my retinas could keep up with. Jazmyn Simone was the runner-up and continues to amaze with her style, beauty and flawless dance moves. The evenings breakout star (other than the divine hostess herself) was Ali Kat who managed to lose one shoe, toss the other and declare herself a major new talent to be reckoned with. The winners and friends are joining Cha Cha for a day at Disneyland. Spotted at The Brick: SASSY Prom Queen 2009 Detox, SASSY Prom King 2007 Cheyne Hauk, Victoria X., a ravishing blonde Kook Ade, Che Che Echelon, birthday girl Boots, Mercedes Electra, Blaire Von Bitchbag, and the dynamic duo that is Lady Red Couture & Roxy Wood. I’m so proud to tell you that this years SASSY Prom will feature the first-ever LA performance of Miss Nina Flowers!! Our entire SASSY cast & crew from the past 5 years are joining forces with the Ben Patrick Johnsom Foundation and filling here lounge up with an array of worthy causes and 2 dozen of the most deserving Prom Kings & Quenns in all of West Hollywood. I’ll also give you a hint: this years Spirit of SASSY award (previously won by Miss Coco Peru, Irene Soderberg, Tammie Brown and our dearly missed Venezuela) will be presented to someone who adds an new element entirely to this beloved club of fantastic winners. Barbie’s Addiction take over where the Big Wigs left off as our powerhouse trio and opening act. Whether you’re recovering from the Mayan, the Avalon, a pool party, or Laguna Beach--head back to LA on Memorial Day and join us for the gay prom of your dreams!! June 7 marks the debut of our 4 Drag Wars winners at here lounge: Vicky Vox, Mystic, Allusia, & Vyolet will bring new material to SASSY and join Beignet au Lait on her SASSY birthday show. u Hello Drag Lovers. So how was everyone’s pride? Did anyone get any sleep over the weekend. I had a really fun dragtastic time at Long Beach Pride this year. I love it because outside of Halloween it gives a lot of new drag curious citizens to get the courage and balls to finally try on those high heels that your BFF bought you for Xmas and go out and strut your pride, GIRL. But also there was many drag celebrities there as well. The Dreamgirls Revue got to perform on both nights on the main stage and had a second show at the Country Tent hosted by Delta Work and Ladonna Monroe. This year LOGO Channel had a booth this year where you got to meet the Rupaul Drag Race stars Ongina, Morgan, Jujubee and Raven. Remembering the floats I remember Jewels and Big Dee representing the Hamburger Mary’s float. I worked on the Ripples float as Lady GaGa. Chico’s Angels also had their own float. Sashey Couture worked out this sickening evening gown riding in a convertible. Also I got to see Pride Queens Momma and Miss Lola. I just have to remember to bring more comfortable heels and not to forget my lipstick next time for pride, you know us queens always say hello with a kiss on the cheek, afterwards gotta touch up them lips honey! Last Sunday was the third installment of the “O, What a Drag” Contest in Los Alamitos @ California Wok. Blair Von BitchBag came out in a leopard trench coat later revealing a bikini made entirely of dollar bills, Holly Day worked out a disco medley with a huge pink afro, Vixen Vale and Pretty Kitty gave some fishy realism, and Millena Hidaway came out and did “Video killed the Radio Star” as a half gay boy/half drag queen. Holly Day and Millena took home the cash and are going to gear up for finals which has a grand prize of $500. Well Darlings, get that little extra sleep that you missed out from pride and don’t forget this Tuesday Dreamgirls Revue will be featuring a Comedy Theme Night. Here is your Drag Lesson of the Day, “This is a small community so have fun with each other instead of fighting with each other”.

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THE MUSIC By Will Ihavetochangemyname

Ok, so sorry I had to take a much needed break from this stressful Hollywood life — so I took off to Vegas for Pride 2010 and oh what a ride!!! I went to all the usual haunts but new to the Vegas terrain is Bare Lounge at The Mirage where we got to check out two great djs (Derek Montiero and Hector Fonseca) and two hot performances by Erika Jayne and Paradiso Girls. The party was packed with Gaylisters, Eduardo CorDerek Montiero dova, Caesar Gomez, Kevin Stea, Mikey Minden, Wilson Cruz, Shoshanna Bean and too many other hot randoms to remember. I had such a blast in Vegas that the last thing I remember was dancing to Ralphi Rosario at Krave then jetting back to LA and sleeping all day. There’s no place like home... So my favorite new EP is “Glee: The Power Of Madonna.” After falling in love with the show, they’ve cemented a place in my heart by covering Madonna. Their versions of classic don’t beat the originals but sure come close. Madonna impersonators will be doing their shows to these new versions. Glee makes me want to be in high school again when the original Madonna was just making her way into our world. So one of my fave muses are back. Dangerous Muse dropped new remixes for their latest single “I Want It All” and it’s chock full of mixes plus a major one by Tracy Young (we love this gurl). Check out both remix packages on all digital stores. Another smash on the horizon is Kimberly Cole “Smack You.” Perez just blogged about this song and I agree, this is a hit. “Smack You” is available now with remixes on the way by a slew of top remixers. Oh and Ms. Cole has 1.2-million followers on Twitter. Check her out now and be the first to say “ I knew about her when...” Also new in clubland this week is Jessi Malay’s new single, “On You”. Think JLo (at her best) with a little Janet Jackson thrown in and you have Jessi Malay. The “On You” remixes are slamming with mixes By Eddie Amador, Johnny Vicious, Hani, JetSetters, and others. This single is destined to light up dance floors everywhere. Look for it. See ya’ on the dance floors..

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It’s that time of year again for the grand daddy of all leather contests, international mr. leather (iml), in chicago this memorial day weekend, may 28-31. the hyatt Regency chicago will serve as the host hotel and american airlines is the official airlines for the event. If you haven’t booked your reservations and packed your gear, you better hurry up so you don’t miss a holiday weekend of leather, kink, fetish, camaraderie, brotherhood, shopping, dancing, hot sex, hot music and most of all fUN! IMl weekend details can be found at www.imrl.com. fifty-one hot leathermen will compete for the coveted title of international mr. leather 2010. nine distinguished leatherfolk will serve as judges to determine who will be honored with the iml 2010 title on sunday night at the congress theater. contestants from around the world will be judged on a private interview, pecs & personality (jockstrap segment), and formal leather & 90 second speech. the judging panel won’t have an easy time because so many of these leathermen are very deserving of the iml title. it will be hard to select just one. as the contestants are going through their competition, what are you going to do? Well don’t think too hard because there is so much to do within IMl alone and then there’s the city of chicago to go check out. iml hosts the largest vendor market for us kinky guys. bring your credit card or cash to do some major shopping. You’ll find leather/fetish gear to bdsm furniture (which can be shipped home). beware, you may become a shopaholic here if you aren’t one already. and there are 12 step meetings on site if you need it. you will also find the largest cruising area in the hotel lobby and bar. if you thought going to your local leather bar on saturday night was a lot, wait until you get to iml. you will probably need an iPhone to keep your sex appoints in line. It’s party time every night. Many organizations host large parties with food/drink and dancing in the ballrooms for all to attend and free! Onyx usually packs ‘em in for a night of hi energy music and hot men. a party not to be missed. the house of blues opens its doors to us on sunday night after the contest. this one night rivals any weekend circuit party. if dancing and pumping in the middle of hundreds of sweat dripping shirtless men, then this is a party not to be missed. Monday night’s Black & Blue Ball at the excalibur Nightclub closes the weekend. the contestants are done with competition and let loose on the dance floor and balconies. the five story nightclub pumps out the grooves for all to get wild & crazy on the floor. the energy will be so high that you won’t be just standing and watching, but humping and pumping on the dance floor with all the sexy, hot leathermen. Representing the southern california area and competing for the iml 2010 title are brad taylor, mr. los angeles leather 2010; scott anthony, mr. Palm springs leather 2010; Randy carmenaty, american leatherman 2008; and mike little, mr. san diego eagle leather 2008. these leathermen have been preparing, studying, working out, and getting their leather gear together the past few months, now it’s time for competition. If you don’t get to see them compete on the iml stage, you will most likely run into them at your local leather bar and feel free to ask them about their iml experience. We as a leather community wish them all the best of luck and hope one of them brings home the iml 2010 title.

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