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7985 santa monica blvd. #447 West hollywood, ca 90046 tel 323.874.8788 • fax 323.874.8782 Volume #12 - Issue #26 APRIL 24, 2009 - MAY 7, 2009


THE COLUMN. THE F (is for Faggot) LIST. SNEETCHY JARED STARS ONLY! WHO? THE LEATHER. THE MUSIC. THE WIGS. INTERSCOPES. THE PORN. T H E F A M I L Y... Publisher • Mike Everaert Creative Director • Brian J. McCarthy Editor in Chief • Keoki Tavares Design Director • Jay Cribas The Wigs • Livonia The Porn • Jason Sechrest The Music • Will Ihavetochangemyname Top 10 Q&A • Joshua Miller National Advertising Rep.

Rivendell Media 212.242.6863 ON THE COVER:

Andrew Blue of Odyssey Magazine is published bi-weekly in Los Angeles and monthly in Hawaii. All material herein is copyrighted 2009, Odyssey Magazine. Reprint by permission only. For more information regarding advertising, please call: 323.874.8788 or fax 323.874.8782 or No implication regarding sexual orientation or personal practices of contributors or advertisers appearing in this publication is intended and none should be inferred by the reader.


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1. Prez Barack Obama 2. H.S.H. Cher 3. H.S.H. Elton John 4. H.S.H.Clay Aiken 5. Don Sam Nazarian 6. Don David Cooley 7. Don Pat Rogers 8. Don JeffreySanker 9. DJ Sandy Sachs 10. Don GeneLePietra 11. Lindsay Lohan 12. Ellen Degeneres 13. David Geffen 14. Bryan Lourd 15. Jann Wenner 16. Bryan Singer 17. Brian Graden 18. Don Paul Nicholls 19. Don Jim Murphy 20. Don Chris Ciccone 21. DonOrlandorPuerta 22. DVDJ Ray Rhodes 23. Don Jason Lavitt 24. Bruce Villanch 25. DonBrettHenrichson 26. Michael Berman 27. Mike Nava & David 28. Don Tom Whitman 29. Richard Grossi 30. Tim Meepegama 31. Maz Y. 32. Michael Brown 33. Don Anthony Lopez 34. Jay Krimis 35. Andrew Briskin 36. Wayne Castro 37. Rusty Updegraff 38. Will Gorges 39. Wayne Elias 40. Chris Diamond 41. Rohan Bisset 42. Trenchcoat Mafia 43.HSHRosie ODonnell 44.HSHAlexisArquette 45.HSHCandy Ass 46.HSHJackie Beat 47.HSHChi Chi LaRue 48.HSHCandice Cayne 49.HSHChad Michaels 50.HSHJer Ber Jones

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51.GREENREVOLUTION 52. DustinLanceBlack 53. ShamWoW! of Iraq 54. Detox Icunt 55. Kathy Griffin 56. Mario Diaz 57. Rosanne Barr 58. Lance Bass 59. Victor Rodriquez 60. Lynn & Alex 61. “The Real“ Zam 62. Jonathan Chang 63. Tattoo Chris 64. RyanAllenCarrillo 65. Wanda Sykes! 66. Chad Allen 67. Andrew Gruver 68. Margaret Cho 69. Andrew Christian 70. Jude Tade 71. Caesar Torres 72. Ron Madril 73. Steve Machuca 74. John Waters 75. Michael Stipe 76. Sir Ian McKellan 77. Perez Hilton 78. Rachel Maddow 79. Andy Bell 80. Sandra Bernhard 81. George Takei 82. Michael Moloney 83. Luis & Jim Turner 84. Dan Jinx 85. Chastity Bono 86. Wilson Cruz 87. Jake Shears 88. Christian Siriano 89. Greg Louganis 90. Freddy Rojas 91. Marc Almond 92. Todd Oldham 93. Rob Halford 94. Mark Gallemore 95. Oscar De La Hoya 96. Neil Patrick Harris 97. Oprah&Gayhell 98. Brad & TrAnjolie 99. Janet & Jermaine 100. Mrs&MrsTomCruise

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homo hell hath no Faggot fury, when one Queen judge Judy’s another Queen on a national televised big miss Usa pageant. and with the reigning behemoth blog h hog h.s.h. Perez Hilton spewing the most vile question...“vermont recently became the fourth state to legalize same DIAne seYMoRe sex marriage. do you think every state should follow suit? Why or why not?” not?”Miss california’s repugnant party/crass christian “up bringing” more like “brain washingmind controlled orange county ass wiping” landed her bleach blonde, blue eyed twat in the Gay Mafia Gutter!!!!!!!! I love that Miss california isn’t even referred to by her name. She has stuck her dainty (wrong)right wing, pedicured hoof right in her full blown, siliconed lip jobbed, cake hole. miss c., ya might not want to “listen to yer nazi mom and dad” when competing on some ball gown t.v. program ran by a slew of Faireys with a pack of mincing Hair & Make-Up Homos. chances are if some faggoty question is tossed yer way, on the planets m o s t faggy Pageant program, you might want to faggot it up a notch!!! Miss USa isn’t a Christian Broadcast Network production! Oh well missy cali, you lived for a hot gay minute, now yer just a hot Pageanty Mess! thank Gay christ, for ms. Perez and her always flaming/rooting for us Homosexuals on the Nationally Broadcasting bitch front! We all need to get all Cuban on the U.s. associate Press bull shit hetero drivel like mary Mario Lavanderia aka Ms. Perez Hilton Woman and shove that big Pinko commie Harvey Milk faggot fist down that Network t.V.Miss World Wide Web throat !!!!!!!! Ouch ! GaYS and faMe ! SOOOO faMeaSS! and faggot faMe is cuntagious! Now we here at M.e. love a fagulous faMe driven fag. leave it to “trans”plantable Joshua Miller and adorable DJ tony G. to fagfamebone it up a snatch. With faG faMe putting GaY shame back in its John travolta- a t r o l l c i o u s closet, it’s all about the faMe fagtor with their new RaGe SatURDaY (3rd Sat. of Month)!!!!! Limp Wristed with her Homo Henchmans dancers thru down and filthy for opening nelly up on for her scandalous he/she shenanigans. some of the faMe hungry Homos on the beat: chris crocker, Danny noriega, Jonathan chang, candy Ass(hollywood), Gurpinder Virdee, Beverly Pills, Detox Icunt, Brian Boulter, the Brat Pack, Morgan, Raja, Venezuela, Billy Burgess, shane Ward, West Hollywood McDonough, sean cheerleaders, cheyne Hauk, Alaska thunderfuck & Phyilis navidad. faMe seekers I’m certain had quite the White Party Weekend full of faMe GaY GaMeS gaylore! Odyssey was gay and proud to sponsor Jeffrey sanker’s Carnivalcade of perfection for the 19th year! a BeHeMOtH BlaSt ! Was had by all us very Mary, Marys! the faMe fascist her self...the Gay branded new big 2 do ...Lady Ga Ga got all full blown Lady GAY GAY and had the bi-sexy gay balls to come out of her “lezbee friends” c l o s e t ! Poised with the always lesbian proper lavander colored hair extensions, and ass blowin’ out her Judy Jetson frock, ms. G had all us marys going down on her glowin’ disco stick and lickin’ her up all nite long. Missy Sunday t-dance another high high high light with Kat Deluna spicing up the masterbeat carnival and way gay playground. dJ Brett Henrichson spun us way up on Sankerland’s world fameass farris Wheel til the Big fag fireworks blew us gays away, again for another big hit easter basket huntin’ WP 20 ! Some of the legends of ladys cameo’d for this year’s Desert drama. Ms. Lauren Foster sashayed in with her “escort” David Wanamaker. Ms. Bobby trendy was escorted oUt of the bone White PaRty, because of her vile ass-implants imploding all over the viP aRea... even with a “bleached” anus, bobby, you can not offend the bone White World with those bargain- thailand type ass cheek implants. even the security team of J.s. enterprises can only take sooooo much. Really Mary! and on the fave of all fave Homo home owner home soiree’s Hollywood entertainment lawyer Alan Friel, as always hands down, RUleD!!!! the chic’ friday kick off was packed with faGStaRS: tJ Prokop, Michael Maloney, Rick Langley, chris Diamond, Wayne elias, Luis Barajas, Jim turner, Lauren Foster, Michael everaert, candy Ass(hollywood),Gurpinder Virdee, Francoise Pelican, Pat Rogers, David cooley, Jeffrey sanker, Paul nicholls, chris ciccone, Jay cribas, Detox Icunt, caesar Gomez, David Wiggins, Mike nava, Woody Woodbeck,

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Wayne castro, steve Machuca, chad Hudson and Anthony cortez....another Ms.Missing Gay Woman from the White inc. this year was a sorely(literally with a broken shoulder, ouch!)missed eric olea.. on the Uber super mobstaRsette side of the tracks... HeRe lOUNGe’S sHAMAntHA coX Pat Roger’s ’s after doing Sunday t-dance, bolted and threw quite the lavish lavander Mafia Partee’ on the up there a bit further side of the nevada desert in Gay-lamorus las vegas. yes Pat threw down the big bucks for a swank ms. Presidential suite at steve Wynn’s latest high-end hotel eNCORe’. and the Babes on that very viP guest list. yes. Players. alil’ birdy told us that David cooley was spotted casino side with King Wynn, makin’ some arrangements to jettsette back to l.a. with steve in his private jet..sounds very s.b.e.-y to m.e. a huge homo cudos to micKys downtown WeHo for their anxiously awaited Big Grand Gay Opening! Mary Anne and her bevy of beauties in her World fameass trenchcoat Mafia really lit up sm blvd. with their new , slick space ship of super cute sausages, with a swank upper level dick deck! With the help of Alberto and stefano, micKys is poised to take flight! Congratulations! Wow! time for desperate crys for fame ! Madonna sure knows how to cause a fake commotion! our favorite old pop star fell off her horse and is blaming the paparazzi flashbulbs, claiming that the press was stalking her and one of their cameras startled the horse and made her fall! Cancelled time! the Osbournes are back on television...for now! their variety “show” received scathing reviews and is already being cancelled from the fox lineup! Sorry, sharon osbourne but you’ll have to go back to vegetable growing lawsuits and tweeky cat fights for press this season! Gay marriage fame time! When Planet faggot’s most hated blogger Perez Hilton asked Miss cuntifornia what she thought of gay marriage and she responded that she thought marriage should be between a man and a woman, who knew a media mega storm would erupt?? Britney spears and Miley cyrus chimed in via twitter to lend their support for gay marriage and Perez even got up on larry King live to talk all about the fame! engagement time! Rumors are swirling that good ol’ closet Queen Justin timberlake and Jessica Biel might be ready to seal the deal! lawsuit alert! Prince is being sued for approx. $200,000 by a book publisher who claims he didn’t follow through on his book deal with them! Gay Mafia Media Bitchfest! the 20th annual GlaDD media awards attracted all the fagstars as usual! Kathy(closeted)Griffin, Alec Mapa, ellen Degeneres, Gus Van sant, Illeana Douglas, Wilson cruz, Kate Walsh, t.R. Knight, Portia De Rossi, and Jessica Alba were all a big part of the gay fame fun! attempted homicide fun time! “Dog” the Bounty Hunter was arrested for attempted homicide when a gun shot was fired during a taping of his show. no physical evidence... like a gun or a bullet hole... was found, but the police decided to lend a fame helping hand and booked dog on attempted homicide e gossip guru Shamantha never graduated from high school, so for me that’s some fast reading! It was great! Run to your bookstore and buy mommywood now, Marys! It was time once again for the 8th annual tribeca film festival! Stars like Harvey Keitel, christopher Walkin, Ivanka trump, Kanye West, Bono, Robert De niro, Josh Lucas, Uma thurman, Patty smyth, spike Lee, and Griffin Dunne were seen up in new york takingcharges anyways! Oh boy! Octo-mom nadya suleman’s stripper past is coming back to get her more publicity! It turns out Miss fame herself, was a stripper with the alias Angelina before she became Octo-famous! Britney who? Miley Cyrus’ Hannah Montana movie soundtrack has sky rocketed to #1 on the Billboard charts! My favorite star of all time tori spelling has just published her new book Mommywood! Miss tori is on a lil’ book publicity tour now and can i just say i started reading the book last week and I already finished it. as you all know, your favorit in all the film festival fame fun! Hey, stay tuned to Odyssey magazine for all the up time news on lawsuits, arrests, problem and fights with you favorite stars, Mary! is miss Web’s Big Gay tMZ,click & see! and Fags & Bulls, We have a feeling President Barack obama will back Our faggot army up! HOMO Human Rights NOW. federally. all 50 states, just like Dustin Lance Black says! (Parody) Mary!

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By: Will Ihavetochangemyname Hi there ho there kiddies, I am in the best of moods as a bunch of my favorite artists Pet Shop Boys and Depeche Mode are releasing new records this week. First off, Pet Shop Boys have delivered one of their records in years. Yes it’s their 10th studio album and it’s a collection of songs that they might have treated us to in their heyday. The productions are lush and move all over. Some of my favorite tracks are “All Over The World”, “Beautiful People”, “Vulnerable“ (a six-and-a-half minute ballad) and “Building A Wall.” The Pet Shop Boys in their 25th year do not disappoint- they continue to build a legacy of great long lasting albums. The import has a bonus disc of remixes which are worth getting if you are a die hard fan like me. Depeche Mode is also back this week with their 12th studio album, Sounds Of The Universe. I have been excited to hear this since they announced the release last year. Supposedly, they were going back to analog synths and their roots. My overall take on this collection is that it’s good but not great, with some strong tracks that recall their 80’s heyday. “Wrong” took me a moment to digest but, after seeing the dark video clip for it, I was in. Standout tracks also include “Fragile Tension, Miles Away/ The Truth Is” and “Hole To Feed”. This collection will probably really grow on me, so check back, I might fall in love with it over time. If you are looking for a great Spring Dance compilation, look for Masterbeat’s 20th Anniversary White Party cd mixed by Brett Henrichsen. It’s chock full of hits and must for all you twirlers that went to the Palm Springs annual event a few weeks ago. Stand outs are Oscar G’s “Back To You” and Lula ft Papa Joe “Last Night A DJ Saved My Life”. This is the cd you pop in when you’re having a party and can’t afford a dj. See you on the dance floor bitches.

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TAURUS (Apr 20-May 20) Ouch, ouch, ouch! It’s highly unlikely that anyone is having worse luck with money during the last half of April than you Bulls. Not only is your incoming cash quite possibly severely curtailed but your outflow of money is heavier than ever. If you’ve been wondering how you can squeeze into those ten year old jeans, now you know: don’t (can’t afford to) eat, lose weight. And for God’s sake, avoid any unnecessary expenses like the plague. If you get an offer to make a 200% profit on a small investment, hang up the phone. Or shut the door. You’re going to need ever penny you have to keep your worn-out ass from living in a refrigerator box on Skid Row. Ah, hindsight! Bullies like you: Lance Bass, Pia Zadora, Audrey Hepburn GEMINI (May 21-Jun 21) Have you Twins ever heard of The Mouse That Roared? No? Well, that’s a good way to describe you for the upcoming few weeks. Normally being someone who seldom makes waves (except accidentally, which happens often), your present frame of mind these days is all about winning. How you win or whether you win fairly may not be an issue. This can be a terrifically exciting feeling but it’s also one that can go out of control easily. Yes, your determination to succeed probably can’t fail. But your way of overcoming trouble might create turmoil. Think - at least for a second before you make a major decision. Step on the wrong toes pointlessly and you may have more trouble than you handle. Not that you can handle much in the first place! Split personalities like you: Angelina Jolie, Noah Wylie, Dr. Ruth Westheimer CANCER (Jun 22-Jul 22) What’s the matter, little Crab? Why is it that even the best news delivered to your door only conjures up a blending of happiness and regret? You seem to be excessively weary throughout the last half of April, almost as if you’ve simply run out of steam. Disappointment, bitter experiences and unhappiness falls on your shoulders quite easily right now - especially in the romance department. It’s quite possible that you’re physically in need of rejuvenation. But more likely, it’s your spirit that could use some repair. Don’t let the adversity befalling you now make you bitter. Next month is sure to perk up and give you a smile again. Besides, you’re just too fucking self-indulgent and emotional, anyway! Other people besides you with Crabs: Geraldo Rivera, Kevin Bacon, Ringo Starr LEO (Jul 23-Aug 22) Oh, dear. You fiery Leos tend to be optimistic, even when the situation doesn’t warrant such a happy response. This is good and you’re going to need every shred of optimism you have right now because there’s a great deal of sadness and strife occurring in your life over the next couple of weeks. Although this could come about through most any avenue of your life, it’s most likely attacking you at your most vulnerable point - sex and love. A feeling of absence and separation could spring from your lover’s traveling. Or it could come about through a somewhat nasty breakup. Tread carefully (for once in your life) or you might cause the end of this affair quite by accident. And if you do, you’ll regret it for months. Yes, your heart will continue to beat - but just barely! Other bossy Lions: Cole and Dylan Sprouse, Roger Clemens, Billy Bob Thornton

SCORPIO (Oct 21-Nov 22) If April proved to be a rather formidable month, you Scorpions are allowed to sit back for a moment and breathe a sigh of relief that most of the stress is over. April may well prove to be a month of conclusions and completion for most of you. Although this can sound a bit saddening, it most likely won’t be. Indeed, you seem to encounter renewed admiration from people you know and success quite a bit over the following two weeks. If you’ve just gone through great changes, rest assured that no unforeseen surprises await to destroy the feeling of peace you have. You may also find yourself reaping rewards from things you did months ago and they might just bring a little financial windfall right when you need it. You CAN be lucky sometimes! Vicious Stingers like you: Alexz Jackson, Sean “P.Diddy” Combs, Matthew McConaughey SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 21) Strange and wonderful things to do with money seem to befall you lucky Centaurs for the next few weeks. Since you never seem to be able to generate much cash legitimately, you should find it coming your ways through vastly unexpected and extremely pleasant sources. No matter how tight your finances have been lately, the last half of April seems to bring you income beyond your wildest expectations and certainly far beyond what you deserve. Security, well-being, prosperity and comfort are yours for the asking. You’re strongly encouraged to enjoy this wealth and abundance but, if you’re smart, you won’t spend much of it. It doesn’t grow on trees, you know! Half-Humans like you: Jay-Z, Tyra Banks, Lila McCann CAPRICORN (Dec 22-Jan 19) How do you Goats feel about travel? Have you already planned a trip for sometime during the last half of April? If not, you might very well be surprised by a journey popping up any day. This travel is somehow connected to a new adventure, advancement into the unknown. Perhaps what’s being discussed isn’t a physical trip at all but rather a major alteration in your psyche. Or is that too heavy for you? Either way, you can expect to see your life changed in some way rather radically over the next few weeks. Whether you’re jetting to Miami or simply realizing what an asshole you really are, you’d better fasten your seatbelt. For someone who’d rather face castration rather than undergo improvement, it may be a bumpy ride! Can-Chewers such as yourself: Michael Stipe, Marilyn Manson, Mel Gibson AQUARIUS (Jan 20-Feb 18) First of all, you Water Bearers should be seeing some delightful new facets of your personality opening up during the first week of May. A more contemplative and poetic side is likely to emerge: a more graceful person, someone who likes to dream of sensual delights. And this is all wonderful, considering that during this time you should also be receiving some kind of proposal, appeal or request which could open up a whole new side of your life. Whether it’s based on attraction (probably sexual - knowing you), a challenge (business perhaps) or an invitation (could be social, could be sexual.could be both!), you’re certain to find this new discovery quite to your liking. Bon appetit! Other Air Signs masquerading as Water Signs: Oscar De La Hoya, Brandon “Bug” Hall, Natalie Imbruglia

VIRGO (Aug 23-Sep 22) During the last half of April, it might be advisable for you Virgins to keep a hardhat handy. It may very well seem as though everybody around you is in a combative mood right now and their favorite target for conflict is likely to be you. It’s doubtful that you’ll be having a lot of fun since all the strife, struggle and unsatisfied desires you have to deal with will probably exhaust you. And along with all this merriment, work is likely to be much more stressful than usual. It’s can be a vicious cycle since all the bad happening could make your mood rile others into even worse moods and they’ll take it out on you. If you’re unemployed, count your blessings. And if you are employed.keep your fingers crossed that you stay that way! Other lifelong Virgins: Beyonce Knowles, Dan Miller, Jason David Frank

PISCES (Feb 19-Mar 20) Oh, oh dear. Interpersonal relationships are definitely not your forte over the next few weeks. You Fishies are likely to be facing all kinds of despair and wounded feelings when it comes to dealing with other people. Quarrels, bitter words and cruelty may very well pitch you to the brink of seeing a therapist at long last. You probably won’t, though; it’s so much easier just to finish off that bottle of vodka, isn’t it? Bad dreams and anxiety over a loved one could leave you sleepless and fretful. General misery, unhappiness and worry may gnaw away at your sanity like thousands of maggots on rotted meat. But oh, well. You probably deserve it. After all, you’re usually the one inflicting pain on others. Aren’t you? Other Cold Fish besides you: Jake Lloyd, Chastity Bono, Margo Harshman

LIBRA (Sep 23-Oct 23) Being symbolized by the Scales, you Librans are constantly in search of balance. During the last half of April, at least, it appears that you’re able to meet your goal and find a measure of peace and contentment. Fulfillment, abundance and satisfaction appear to be your primary feelings right now. This is likely to motivate you to do some heavy celebrating. The lessening of your burdens could also leave you feeling healed in a sense as well. And since you’re fairly drowning in good luck, pleasure and hospitality these days you should feel perfectly justified if you feel like kicking up your heels. Just make sure you don’t forget to bring them down again.or at least use a condom! Weigh Watchers like you: Rachael Leigh Cook, Alicia Silverstone, Susan Sarandon

ARIES (Mar 21-Apr 19) Is life a little turbulent these days on the never-calm seas of your life? Well, if it is you should be glad. The more upsets and complications that happen to you over the next two weeks will only give you further proof of your current invincibility. Any game you take on right now, you’re sure to win. Victory, success and gain are all you’re seemingly able to create these days. So let your opponents bring out their big guns. You’re got more than enough ammo to mow them down like wooden ducks at a shooting gallery. You’re always bragging about your incredible good luck and brains. For once, it seems you might actually be able to offer proof of your claims! Rammers like you: Joss Stone, Jamie Lynn Spears, David Blaine

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