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www.odysseymagazine.net www.marytv.net Volume #13 - Issue #21

FEB. 12. 2010 - FEB. 25. 2010

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THE COLUMN. SNEETCHY BRUCE VS ZAM STARS ONLY! WHO? THE WIGS. THE MUSIC. THE TOP 10 Q&A. INTERSCOPES. T H E F A M I L Y... Publisher • Mike Everaert Creative Director • Brian J. McCarthy Editor in Chief • Keoki Tavares Design Director • Jay Cribas Advertising Director • Cheyne Hauk The Wigs • Livonia & Venus The Porn • Scotty B The Music • Will Ihavetochangemyname Top 10 Q&A • Joshua Miller National Advertising Rep.

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Odyssey Magazine is published bi-weekly in Los Angeles and monthly in Hawaii. All material herein is copyrighted 2010 Odyssey Magazine. Reprint by permission only. For more information regarding advertising, please call: 323.874.8788 or fax 323.874.8782 or ads@odysseymagazine.net No implication regarding sexual orientation or personal practices of contributors or advertisers appearing in this publication is intended and none should be inferred by the reader.

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THE “F” LIST “F” IS FOR FAGGOT, PROUD...FAGGOTS...MARY!

1. Prez Barack Obama 2. DustinLanceBlack 3. Adam Lambert 4. Clay Aiken 5. Don Sam Nazarian 6. Don David Cooley 7. Don Pat Rogers 8. Don JeffreySanker 9. DJ Sandy Sachs 10. H.S.H. Elton John 11. Lindsay Lohan 12. Ellen Degeneres 13. David Geffen 14. Bryan Lourd 15. Jann Wenner 16. Bryan Singer 17. Brian Graden 18. Don Paul Nicholls 19. Don Jim Murphy 20. Don Chris Ciccone 21. DonOrlandorPuerta 22. DVDJ Ray Rhodes 23. Don Jason Lavitt 24. Mike Nava & David 25. DonBrettHenrichson 26. Michael Berman 27. Don Tom Whitman 28. Richard Grossi 29. Tim Meepegama 30. Chris Diamond 31. Wayne Elias 32. Michael Brown 33. Don Anthony Lopez 34. Jay Krimis 35. MickysMaryAnn 36. Wayne Castro 37. Rusty Updegraff 38. Dale Warner 39. Woody Woodbeck 40. Luke Nero 41.HSHLady GA GA 42.HSHMadonna 43.HSHRosie ODonnell 44.HSHAlexisArquette 45.HSHCandy Ass 46.HSHJackie Beat 47.HSHChi Chi LaRue 48.HSHCandice Cayne 49.HSHChad Michaels 50.HSHVenus Dlite

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THE COLUMN HEY FAGGots! HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH! Yep. Ms. DIAnE sEYMoRE February is all blistering, frigid and FROZEN like Madonna. In our Annual Miss Winter Kills time of the year, once again the month of February belongs to our minority brothers and sista’s. JUNE is OURS. And the King amongst us Queens and the Community at large, President Bareback obottom is doing the cool amongst cool thang and gettin’all “we shall overcome”...on television! The taping of the Black History Special included a very hipstar, Barack pullin’ a stevie Wonder/Bob Marley/Lenny Kravitz combo cool on the mic. getting all ghetto fab! The special includes every hippydippy, anti-right wing-bone white rascist, uber duper star from Jennifer Hudson to Bob Dylan. That’s are brother in the HIGH YELLOW WHITE HOUSE! Bless his Gay, Happy Heart! We single handedly get obama all comfy cozy up in the U.S. of Amurder’s hideously, rasist White House, and it’s lookin’ like the Army Fags & Bull Dags are gunna be all out! out! out! without the rascist fear of gettin’ “found out” all up their ass. Look’s like the things that they’ll be finding out soon, will be officers, Generals & Lieutenants prick’s up those newbee Private’s butts! Finally The Army will turn into a Big Ass Gay Porn the way it has always been and meant to be since the Gawd Damned beginning of it all 234 years ago when the human slaughter of The American Indian’s homeland all began. On the slaughter of Americans karma forefront Marys, have ya heard......? Now that the heinous recession is in full blown swing “Blue Crass” and or “Anthem” is gettin’ All About Evil, and jackin‘ up the California divsion of healthcare recipients rates 39 %. Wow. Is this the part of the Heathcare reform the Republicunt Party is going to enact? Typical EXTORTION by the Rich Asswipes in Corporate America.....Got rape? OUCH.....! Oh boy, such joy for your favorite gossip gurrl shamantha cox’s little black heart!! Problems, problems, and MORE problems for all the stars again and Shamantha’s here to school you on all the murders, extortions, divorces, arrests, lawsuits, and fights for everyone who has been gifted with the famous fame!! Party time! The Los Angeles District Attorney has just charged Dr. conrad Murray with the super fame heavy crime of the involuntary manslaughter of top S.R.S. musical hit maker Miss Michael Jackson!!! Dr. Murray pled not guilty and now the trial of the century is about to begin!!! o.J. simpson who????? Speaking of doctors with drug/murder problems, Dr. sandeep Kapoor is speaking out about his former patient Anna nicole smith and the case against him and Howard K. stern!!! Too bad Sandeep’s like a non-union background extra compared to Conrad Murray and his big starring role in the whole celebrity murder/drug/fame fight!!!!! Yay! It was time for Mercedes Benz fashion week in New York once again and stars like sigourney Weaver, Meryl streep, Iman, Rufus Wainwright, Brooke sheilds, chole svigny, Julia stiles, Lady Ga Ga, cynthia nixon, Ashley olsen, tim Gunn, Anna Wintour, Jane seymore and Alan cumming, Child support problem time!! Levi Johnston, father of sarah Palin’s daughter Bristol’s baby, is some serious legal hot water after Bristol served him with papers demanding $1,750.00 per month in child support!!!! Whee!! Everyone’s going goo-

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goo for Lady Ga Ga, including MAC cosmetics, who just launched another gorgeous VIVA GLAM ad sHAMAntHA coX with Miss Fame himself stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta(better known by his alias Lady Ga Ga) and 1980’s relic cyndi Lauper! It was time once again for everyone’s favorite fake awards show: The Grammys!! taylor swift, Lady Ga Ga, Beyonce, Keith urban, Black Eyed Peas, and rapper Maxwell were the big winners!! Meanwhile, fame starved stars like David spade, Kesha, nicole Kidman, sheryl crow, Justin Bierber, Rand Jackson, Jennifer Hudson, Eminem, Jack Black, Dr. Dre, Jay-Z, sade, Adam Lambert, Kathy Griffin, Jennifer Lopez, seal, shar Jackson, Joe Francis, Pink, Alice cooper, Prince, Jamie Foxx, chris o’Donnell, Jennie Garth, Aubrey o’day, Kimberly caldwell, James Brolin, Jody Watley, Vanessa Williams, toni Braxton, usher, Andy sandberg, Katy Perry, Anthony Keidis, celine Dion, chace crawford just watched. Yikes! simon Monjack, husband of late actress Brittany Murphy, is getting real close with Brittany’s mother sharon. Simon’s been comfortably living at Britney’s house with her mom, and now Simon is starting the Brittany Murphy foundation! He’s tried to throw a fundraising event for his mysterious “non-profit”, but no one wanted to pay the $1,000-$10,000 per ticket price, so he had to cancel the event!! Uh oh!! It’s fight’s and problems ONLY for on again off again lesbihas-beens Lindsay Lohan and saMAntha Ronson!! The Dykes were seen at Crown Bar last week, all lovey-dovey one minute, then Lindsay was seen screaming and throwing a drink in Samantha’s face the next minute!! True love only!! Whee!!! Racist alert!! Jon Mayer told Playboy magazine in an interview that his cock is a white supremacist and that he does not sleep with black women!!! AWWWAAAGH!! Major heroin arrest problem!! 70’s teen idol Leif Garret was arrested for heroin possession after cops found him in a bus station shaking and sweating profusely and decided to search him, found the dope, arrested him, and gave him some super fame time! All hail the new Queen of Reality Fame: nicole Polizzi, better known by her Mtv alias: snooKI!!!!! Yes, little Miss Snooki has been ruling the fame scene, hoping up on the Grammy red carpet, appearing on Jay Leno, and she recently signed a $10,000 per episode contract for season 2 of Jersey Shore alongside her CO-stars Jenni “J-Woww” Farley, sami “Sweetheart” Giancola, Mike “the Situation” sorrentino, Paul“DJ Pauly” Del Vecchio, Vinny Guadagnino, and Ronnie ortiz!!!! Horray for Snooki!! Snooki for president 2012!! Break up time! Madonna got dumped by Jesus Luz, and now the 52 year old material “girl” is getting back at Jesus by dating a hotter 24 year old model named Jon Kortajarena!!!! R.I.P time! Captain Phil Harris, star of Discovery Channel’s “Deadliest Catch”, has just died of a stroke!!! That’s all the filth for this week! Stay tuned to Odyssey Magazine for all your dirt dish served up bi-weekly, Mary! MARYtV.nEt is Miss Web’s Big Gay TMZ, click & see! And Fags & Bulls.keep up da fight for HOMO Human Rights NOW!!!! (parodyMary!)

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monday SASSY SHOW! at Here 696Robertson 310.360.84555 Livonia Services. CLUB ILLUSIONS at The Palms 8572 S.M.Blvd 310.652.6188 Viva Sex METRO MONDAYS at Fubar 7994 S.M.Blvd WEHO 323.654.0396 Cheyne Hauk & Megan Brooks & DJ K.B. New Wave it! 2-4-1specials MUSTACHE MONDAYS! at La Cita on Hill and 4th HotNew Local Queens! Fresh scene with DJ Josh Peace, Dino Dinco and Main Mustache Maria Nacho! click on free mustache ride site...myspace/mustachemondays, y u m SHOWGIRLS! at Mickys 8857 SM. Bl. 310.657.1176 Fine TopTrannyReview HEARTTHROB at Level 3 Hollywood/Highland DJ RayRhodesLast Mon18+ POPCATS at Rage 8911 SM Bl. 310.652.7055 Pop & hiphop2! drink spec. SIN at Ripples 5101E.Ocean L.B. 562. 433. 0357 DJ Ernie Pearl. Hip-Hop ENVY 120a Wilshire Fullerton 92832 8-2am, great food greater O.C.babes RICKY’S 13728 Hesperia Rd. #12 Victorville 760-951-5400 H.H.All Day! Amatuer Stripper Night $100.00 Prize $2.00dom & $3.00import bottle beer! Party in The Pit! MJ’s 2810 Hyperion 323.660.1503 Rock/Alt night STARLETTE REVUE at HM 740 E.Broadway LB 562.436.7900 10p show Jewels hosts a trans-razzle-dazzle top snatch show w. Starlette 18 plus ! ISRAEL’S CANTINA at Chico 2915 W. Beverly Blvd. Montebello Happy Hour Prices all Nite Long! 323.721.3401 CHEEP & EASYParadise Piano Bar 1800 Brodway Blvd L.B.562.436.2433 EL CONQUISTADOR 3701 W.Sunset Blvd. W.H. 323.666.5136 MonThurs.Happy Hours 4-6:30pm with hors d’ouvres too! Lunch Tues-Sun 11am FLASHBACK MONDAYS at 1350 Club 510 W. Anaheim St. Wilmington $8 lockers from 5pm-10m 310.830.4784 STRIP PARTIES at Midtowne 615 Kohler 213.680.1838 Yum! 1/2 PRICE ROOMS at Melrose Spa 7269 Melrose 323.937.2122 $13.50

tuesday RIM JOB! at MJ’s 2810 Hyperion SL. 323.660.1503 Nice and sleazy go-go guys. Cuz eatin’ ain’t cheatin’. www.anthonylopezpresents.com DREAM GIRLS at Rage 8911 SM Blvd 310.652.7055 THE O.G. SHOW! MR.BLACK LA at Bardot 1737 Vine St. This NYC legend lands on the coast Luke Nero’s O.G. DanceDen goes off w. Rusty U. Lenora C.Gregory A.too! RUMORS at Mickys 8857 SM. Bl. 310.657.1176 Stefano Rosso & 18 + Too BOYS NIGHT OUT Circus 6655 SM Blvd 323.462.1291 LA’s Tues Tradition,hot papi’s abound,DJ Ernie Pearl, and $3 cover! KARAOKE at Fubar 7994 SM 323.654.0396 FRESH Comedy Mic Night with Bruce Daniels getting the boys to whale! HAMBURGER MARYS Latino Heat 8288 Santa Monica Blvd. 323.654.3800 Taco Bar! and Chocolate Fountain...Cholo’s toooo! T-GIRL at HM 740 E.Broadway LB 562.436.7900Jam CLUB EDEN TUESDAYS! at Sevilla NightClub 140 Pine Ave. LB. Underwear Contest and Miss Ursela Drag Battle at Midnight too! Hot ! KARAOKE W. Lady Red Couture Ripples 5101E.Ocean L.B Drink spec SPIRIT at Proof 215 N. Broadway Santa Ana Atmosphere Events doin the booze & boys 21+ DJ RPM & DJ Ahmed www.spiritTuesdays.com GLOW at Ripples 5101E.Ocean L.B. 562. 433. 0357trance house! GANG BANG at Faultline 4216 Melrose Ave. S.L. 323.660.0889 music, video, hot boys cheap happy hour til’ 12am. Hot. ALL U CAN EAT TACO BAR! at HM 740 E.Broadway LB 562.436.7900 and karaoke with 50.00 cash prizes 9 30 pm, $1.00 tacos rule too! GO COMMANDO! at Boardners 1652 N.Cherokee Ave. Barbie Q host with free b4 11pm w. Live Bands LittleRedRadio & More 1/2 PRICE ROOMS at Midtowne 615 Kohler 213.680.1838.$14.00 MINESHAFT 1720 E. Broadway Long Beach 562.436.2433 BeerSpecials and Free Pool too! Wall to wall L.B. Babes always on Tops Only! Tuesdays KENNYS KARAOKE at East West Lounge 8851 S.M.Bl. Lounge Show at 10pm click on www.karaokewithkenny.com YOU CALL FLUX 17817 Lake wood Blvd bellflower 562.633.6394 All top shelf premium’s only $3.00 This is a hot pocket of papis ,check it out ! MARIX TACO TUESDAYS! ALL-YOU-CAN EAT TACO bar only $7.95 Marix WEHO 1108 N Flores st. 323.656.8800

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TIGERHEAT & HEAVEN at The Avalon 1735 Vine St. Hollywood 18+/ DJsJasonLavitt,RayRhodes&HowieT.RULE.www.clubtigerheat.com BIG FAT DICK! Fubar 7994 SM Blvd Mario Diaz gives you buckets o jizz with DJ Riley Moore spinning out of cocktrol CLUB NUR at MJ’s 2810 Hyperion SL. 323.660.1503 Hot Steamy Sexy Sand box! Gevo & Hrair Hookah you some desert dick! RAGE 18+ 8911 SM  Blvd 310.652.7055 18 & ova star type young fresh chickens! Daddys! Yum, and Drink Specials 2 SMACK! at Obar 8279 Santa Monica Bl.323.822.3300 Tom W.! PAN DULCE at Micky’s 8857 SM Bl. 323.692.9573 Hot Latin Boyz! clubpapi.com SANCTUARY at Abbey 684 Robertson Bl. 310.289.8410 Tom W.! AGAIN! COCKTAILS W.THE STARS! at Mickys 8857 SM. Bl. 310.657.1176 Porn! DOLL HOUSE at HM 740 E.Broadway LB 562.436.7900 18 + gurls! $100 CASH KARAOKE HM. 8288 SM Bl. WH.323.654.3800w.Jewels! SNATCH at Menagerie 3581 UniversityAv w. Raven 951.788.8000 THURS.NIGHT DELIGHT VIP Nightclub 3673 Merrill Ave.stripper sexiness,$5 all ya can drink draft, Karaoke Patio2! 951.784.2370 THIRSTY THURSDAYS at Trunks 8809 Santa Monica Bl.310.652.1015 DREAMGIRLS at Ripples 5101E.Ocean L.B. Hottest Female Impersonation! 9:30pm Call for Reservations 562. 433. 0357. Karaoke Too! SPICE The Brick 340 Thomas Street Pomona 909.629.6333 FRAT HOUSE 8112 GardenGrove Blvd G.G. 714.373.FRAT Hot Strip Shows on Sat & SunToo! Drag review on Saturdays! PORN STAR J.O. PARTY 8pm at Midtowne Spa. 615 Kohler La. 213.680.1838 Big Porn Industry slabs of beef! Dinner is served! DANCE IDOL at Oasis Nightclub 1386 Foothill Blvd Upland 909.920.9590 10 wk contest CASH prizes...puta! C.FRENZ-KARAOKE (form.Bananas) at 7026 Reseda Blvd. 818.996.2976 with Tony B.The best karaoke in The Valley! GODDESS NIGHT LA’S #1 Trannie night hosted by Leslie Monroy! at COBRA - 10937 Burbank Blvd. (at vineland) NoHo 818.760.9798 JEWELS BODYPARTS Falcon1435 E Broadway LB562.422.1928 $1beer

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friday FRESH! at Eleven 8811 S.M. Blvd. 310.855.0800 Jeffrey & Paul comp admin. 9pm cocktails, 11pm dancing with resident DjMorningstar freshness! HERE’S TRUCKSTOP 696 Robertson 310.360.8455 DJ Ray Rhodes gets this fine-ass fryday homo & Lezbo Mix hang, a going! Always packed ! POPSTARZ at Factory 652 North LaPeer Drive, WeHo 90069 We Play the Pop - You are the STAR! $5 Cocktails ALL Night Long!! Fresh MeatM.J.’s 2810 Hyperion 323.660.1530 YUM! $6 Drinks till 12 FILTH FRIDAY’S FAULTLINE dj Matt Moody Rockin Redneck Strip-pole Pabst Beer Cans 9-2am 4216 Melrose blvd 323.660.0889 DANCE BITCH at Fubar7994 Santa Monica Bl.323,654.0396 The Gay Mobstars Billy Francesca going! All The Cody Cock Studs,DJ ALex too! ­GAMEBOI 8911SM Blvd 310.652.7055 Paul E gets the high-n-r-g flying with gamey gays packing this Raging 18 plus pretty gameboi thang AS IF at Boardners 1652 Cheorkee Av. 323.462.9621 Lavitt&Rhaodes 90’s SHITS ‘N’ GIGGLES 659 Westmoreland/Whilshire 3rd Sat.of month DISCO FANTASY FREE before 10:30pm. myspace.com/shitsandgiggles ROOSTERFISH 1320 Abbott Kinney Venice Blvd. 310.392.2123 Beach Boy Babes out in droves!blondes and butch! drink specials too! slurp! STAG AT ROCKWELL 1714 Vermont Ave. 323.669.1550 rockwellvt.com UNREALat HM 8288 SM Bl. WH 323.654.3800w.Calpernia Addams!10p. CUB SCOUT Eagle LA 4219 S.M.Bl. 323.669.9472 Chris/Vic. 1st Fri. LOLAS WORLD CABARET at Club Cobra 10937 Burbank Blvd.$2.00 Coronas until midnite. GoGo Games Give aways Drag Queens Gays BOYSROOM viaTigerheat Executive Suite Nightclub 3428 E.PCH, L.B. 21+ FAME at Circus 6655 SantaMonica W.H.323.721.1291 latin,house R&B Latina Diva Karlota 9 pm - 3 :30am 21 & ova!The most caliente cholos ! THE BRICK 340 S.Thomas St. Pomona 909.629.6333 boys thru the brick roof! Hosted by bartender Juan GoGo Gods and $3.00 you call it shots! $2.00 DRINKS! at Oasis 1386 E.Foothill Upland 909.920.9590 beef stick! BOYBAR HMarys 740 E Broadway LB 562.436.7900 ClubLucky DjZach ASIAMANIA at Stone 5221 Hollywood 323.466.6061DQs & Ricedish! CLUB DIVA at VIP Club 3673 Merrill Av. Riverside 951.784.2370 VanityH alston,Raven,Mayhem,BridgetteDiamond,Kiwi..KrazyGurls!11pm ALIBI EAST 225 San Antonio Pomona 909.623.9422 Latinlove,Yum!!! FLASHBACK FRIDAYS at Chico 2915 Beverly Blvd.Mntbello 323.721.3403 Dj Frank aka Dj T.J. playing videos & Old Skool $ 2.Coronas AZUCAR at C.Frenz(form.Bananas)7026 Reseda Blvd. Reseda DJ Alexander, Tribal-HipHop-House fresh new space in Valley 818.996.2976 FREE BARRIOENTRANCE Frathouse 8112GardenGrove 714.373.3728 DEBRAS GIRLS at Ripples 5101 E.Ocean 562.433.0357 GOGO Girls CLUB COBRA REMIX 10937 Burbank Blvd. (at vineland) NoHo 818.760.9798 LATIN GO GO dancers DJ Ivan hiphop & latin Caliente!

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RED HOT RED Here.696 Robertson 310.360.8455 Jeffrey Sanker & Paul Nicholls, Bring the Gay Mafioso Mariposa’s into Pat Rogers downtown Weho! RED LIGHT Fubar 7994 S.M. 323.791.3041 Dark and Lovely Lads! ROUGH HOUSE at Eleven 8211S.M.Blvd 310.855.0800. Rick K and Brian Laswell werkin’ the vip scene, Hot DJ’s, Live Shows, $5 cover w.comp shot! THE “ABBEYWOOD” 684 Robertson Blvd. 310.289.8410 Bi-sexy Scene. CHERRY POP at Ultra Suede 661N.Robertson Tom Whitman’s Soda Tops! RAGE 8911 SMBlvd 310.652.7055 youngRfreshRhotteR! SEXY 21+Boys given ya 2 rooms of dance dolls, hip hop too! hot damn!!! ARENA 6655 S.M.BLVD 323.462.1291 Gene La Pietra’s Grande! Dj Sal FRICTION MJ’s 2810 Hyperion S.L.323.660.1503 by Scandal ! 10-2am CLUB ASIA at CAN Club 14241 Euclid#C.101GardenGrove 1st Sat. of Month, click on www.boyevents.com DJFernando&Felix!! REFLEX at Ultra Suede 661 N. Robertson Bl. flesh pool every other saturday A.Hours click on evenstarpresents.com for more FLAWLESS at VIP 3673 Merrill Av.Riverside, yep mo’ Hot Drag Shows! hosted by Venus D Lite, featuring Chad Michaels, Raja Delta Work, Tommi Rose, Jackie Beat , and admirers..show 11pm SHINEOxwood Inn 13713Oxnard 818.997.9666crossdress.meetup.com/42 SCREW at MJ’s 2810 Hyperion Ave. 3rd Sat. of Month fer your kink needs Tattoo Chris’z raunchiest Dick Down, click on Mjsbar.com SPIT at Faultline 4216 Melrose 323.969.2530 3rd Sat.of mth.DJPaulV. SAUSAGEFEST Faultline 4216 Melrose Ave, Silverlake. $5. DJ Eric Adams spins Rock/Alt/Indie/Electro. Dancers /performances.Every 4th OLE OLE Club Cobra 10937 Burbank Blvd.N H ClubCobraLA.com 2. Latin Pop, Cumbias, COBRA dancers and Our Fave El Show de Karlotta SOCIETY Bordello 901 E. 1st St. Last Sat.each month Billy Burgess www.societyproductions.com Royals & Randys! societylosangeles@gmailcom

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sunday SIZET.Here. 696 Robertson HereLounge.com 310.360.8455BeerBust2! Tom Whitman & Anthony Lopez bring the tops in for this Size Queen Keggr! Beer Bust/Club Sucker at M.J.s 2810 Hyperion Av. S.L. 323.660.1503 70’s-2000’s! $1 drinks Alo & Gevo! beer bust before from 4pm - 9pm. FOLIES BURGERE at Hamburger Marys W.H. 8288 S.M.Bl. 323.654.3800Calpernia Addams/Belle AireSRS ShootOut&Drag IT 9-11pm MUSICAL MARTINI NIGHT 8279 S.M. BL. 323.822.3300 $8.00 martini and better then Karaoke, Pianist with feat. songs by request ! Chic’ and Fun! LAS LOCAL TALENT at Eleven 8811SM Bl.310.855.0800 Singer Idol ! BEAT IT! at 7070 Hollywood BL. New Wave Orama! DJ Jason Lavitt brings the 80’s back w/$1.00 drinks 18+ chicken’s galore!!! CLUB PAPI L.A. at The Factory this special monthly event party rules! info:www.papipresents.com Jamie Awad’s Cholos! LAS LOCAL TALENT at Eleven 8811SM Bl.310.855.0800 Singer Idol ! BEARS IN SPACE Akbar 4356 W. Sunset Bl. S.L. bearsinspacela@gmail BALLIN Fubar 7994 Santa Monica Bl.323.654.0396 BUSTED! at The Motherlode 8944S.M. 310.659.9700 bigOl’beerbust...$5 infinity/$1glass! DJ Bobby Y. &karoake11-2! SOBAR HERE 696 N.Robertson WH 310.360.8455 1st Sun.ofMnth 1-4pm. HAMBURGER MARYS BRUNCH! Hamburger Mary’s 8288 S.M.Bl. 323.654.3800 11a-3p.Bloody Marys & mimosa specials too! Eat Queen. LUCKY SUNDAYS at Tia Juna’s Long Bar 14988 Sand Canyon Ave Irvine www.LuckySundays.com $2 shots, LuckyStar 10-11pm Dj Zach 18 + CLUB BOOMBASTICHM 740 E.Broadway L.B. 526.983.7900Blacktino! DRAG IDOL at Oasis 1386 E.Foothill Upland 909.920.9590 RAWHIDE & ALT-ROQ! at Club Cobra 10937 Burbank Blvd.(at Vineland) N H ClubCobraLA.com 3pm-8pmCountry & Western beer bust B-B-Q 8pm-2amIndie Alt-Roq Dancing & BeerBust DJ Paul V.Cobradancers THE BRICK BeerBust ! 40 S.Thomas St. Pomona 909.629.6333 and later Sexy Eddie’s GoGo contest ! winner gets a spot to GoGo at The Brick! C.FRENZ 7026 Reseda Bl. Reseda 818.996.2976 Beer Bust packed with babes on beer.... 3-8pm drink up queens! RED ROOM at WildCat Lounge 15 w Ortega Santa Barbara Dj Gavin Roy This Best Beach Babes scene rules! myspace/RobertMendez & the boys RIPPLES GOSPEL BRUNCH 5101E.OceanBlvd. 11a-3pmBrunch with Lady Red Couture starring Jasmine Masters $1 Mimosas ! RIPPLES TEA & BEERBUST 5101E.OceanBlvd. L.B.562.433.0357 Free Mexican BBQ, Karaoke (after 10p). DJ’s and GOGO Boys, $5 Absolut, $4 Jager, $3 well vodka, $2 Bud Light, $1 Schnapps V.I.P. SUNDAYS 3673 Merrill Riverside 909.784.2370 opens@3:00 beerbust till 11:00,L.I.Tea’s 3.75& martini’s stiff too. STRIP PARTIES at Midtowne Spa 3pm 615Kohler213.680.1838 THE HOOK UP 1047 E.Second St. Pomona 909.620.2844 Beerbust 3p-8pm 1.00 16oz. tap, no cover www.hook-up.net UNDIES SUNDAYS CREST 5935 Cherry Ave. 562.423.6650 $2.50 wells will 10pm free BBQ 4pm till 8pm Hot boys n’ briefs!

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LIVONIA MIGHT LOOK BLIND! BUT SHEʼS CURED ! & ELEVEN-ROUGH HOUSE-INʼ

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HOW HAIRY? YEP THESE HAIRY FAIRY BEARIES..... LUVINʼ SOME 1ST FRI. CUBSCOUT AT LA EAGLE

THE ROJO JOTO FUZZY WUZZY K N O W S HOW TO TATTS TOO! EVERY 1ST FRI. DANCE BITCH FUBAR FRIDAYS CUBSCOUT LA EAGLE, BUTCH!

ATTACK OF THE KILLLER BEAR CLOWNS FOR THE CUBSCOUT CONVENTION EVERY 1ST FRI. LA EAGLE!

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LA EAGLEʼS CHARLIE(R) GIVINʼ SQUEEKY A BIG BUTCH HAIR BEAR TOUR SILVERLAKE, SLURP !!!!!!

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THE WIGS

By Livonia & Venus D Lite

Shangela, commonly referred to as the Debutantess of the Deep South, and recently crowned CA Entertainer of the Year, added another title to her bio: Reality TV Star! As Season 2 of “Rupaul’s Drag Race” hit LOGO, Shangela was celebrating her TV series debut on the very same night as the CA EOY DVD held it’s release party at Sassy. Always the multi-tasking entertainer and hostess, Shannie (as I lovingly call her) emerged on stage wearing her now-infamous “raggedy” dress from the premiere’s “Gone With the Wind” inspired challenge. Who else in all of Dragdom could go from “sashaying away” in July to being crowned pageant queen in January? Shangela has already performed at Here Lounge with Season 2 contestants, Sahara Davenport, Raven, Morgan McMichaels (their quarter performing En Vogue is on YouTube) and most recently, the scene stealer that is Pandora Boxx. More Drag Racers are heading to Here Lounge this March & April. Venus D-Lite will be making a very special appearance at Sassy on 2.22.10 as she headlines the CD release party for Madonna’s new single “Revolver,” courtesy of Warner Bros Records. Ben Roman is debuting his new single “Gurl” on the same night with some special guests of his own too. Congrats go out to recent Drag Wars winners Ali Kat, Anna Konda, Raquel Redd, Regine, and Dominique Devereaux who will be joining our ranks as legit Sassy sisters this March! We are also bringing back fan favorites Beignet au Lait, Dina Martinez, Unzipped Magazine cover boy, Geovanny, and the seldom seen Drag Idol diva herself, Ms Che Che Echelon--who hasn’t been on stage in WeHo for far too long. This Monday is the debut of “Eating Out” diva Rebekah Kochan and singer Derek Jameson at Sassy with the return of Lorayne Love and Mercedes Electra, all benefitting Equality Network’s new initiative in support of the LA Diaper Bank. u Hello Drag Lovers, hope the rain still isn’t getting you down. Wow, rain one minute and sunny the next minute! Swear to God this weather reminds me of performers, always changing their minds and outfits. LOL. Big Fat Drag Birthday Kiss goes out to Miss Mayhem. After her whole drag tour this week, she told me she still wanted a lap dance during my show. (I give lap dances to birthday audience members during my show.) For Miss Mayhem, it is always a D-Lite. I finally had the chance to meet the beautiful Miss Samantha Starr who I think is gorgeous, as well as her gorgeous personality to go with it. Well, it seems Drag Race has been keeping everyone in tuned and has really turned into this whole like event that you get together with friends with a big bag of popcorn and watch. Sort of reminds me of the soap opera parties back in the 80s. I love that drag has finally came back to television and has become such a huge hit. You can catch cast member Raven at her own show on Mondays at Micky’s, and Thursday at Menagerie. You can catch Shangela hosting SASSY at Here Lounge. Heard there is a new tranny-supported night going on at Rage on Mondays. I will definitely check that out and keep you updated. Back in the IE, the shows just keep getting better and better at VIP. Spotlight Wednesdays have even really taken me by surprise. We will be celebrating our anniversary in just a couple of weeks and these girls have really grown right in front of my eyes. They’re really getting me to look forward to their generation of Drag Entertainment. Shout out to all the Spotlight Girls, Viven Vale, Pretty Kitty, Amanda McLovit, Pandora. You guys are really working it out!!!! Flawless Saturday Night will be celebrating 5 years on March 6th. Mark your calendars. At Oasis Nightclub just recently, Shae Shae Laresses took home the cash with an awesome dance routine including hair tossing, the splits, and a fully drag-loved beaded jumpsuit. This bitch has got some moves. You can check out more of her performances on YouTube. At the Dreamgirls Revue, Chad Michaels let me have it with his new “Tina Turner/ Thunderdome” Act, as well as Miss Delta Work with her awesome new Etta James cct. Well Darlings, that’s all for today. Drag Lesson of the Day: Practice makes Perfect. Make test runs in those new heels around your kitchen instead of tripping on them onstage.

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THE MUSIC By Will Ihavetochangemyname

Hi bitches. A few weeks ago I mentioned Sade was back with a new single and now the new album, Soldier Of Love, is finally here. Like a rare bird, Sade comes back after a 10 year hiatus. Nothing really has changed for Sade in between albums; she is as sultry as the first day I heard “Diamond Life.” The single and title track, “Soldier Of Love,” is a beat laden call to arms to all the lovers out there. Other stand out tracks on this collection are “Moon And the Sky,” “Morning Bird” and “Babyfather.” This album is as personal and raw as I ever heard Sade ever be. A rare bird indeed as she does not need radio or video to sell her music to the masses. With every record she puts out (no matter how long the gap in between) her fans are always there waiting for it. As I write this, Soldier Of Love, stands perched on top of the iTunes album chart without any of the other promotion or hoopla most artists need. Everyone has a favorite album and mine is Love Deluxe; Soldier Of Love stands up to all the other Sade albums and will stand the test of time. I am just glad the diva is back to spin her spell on the world all over again. Yeasayer’s Odd Blood is an eclectic mix of sounds woven together to make original pop music. Do yourself a favor and give it a try. I can’t really compare them to anything else out there but it’s destined to catch the public’s attention on its sure originality. “Ambling Alp” is an interesting single but there is so much more to discover on this collection like “Love Me Girl,” “Strange Reunions” and “ Rome.” Yeasayer will be around for a while if they continue making music that’s original and continues to catch people by surprise and they have with Odd Blood. My new favorite guilty please is Nikki & Rich. A duo from LA, Nikki & Rich is retro in ways but more than that. The first single, “Cat & Mouse” is catchy as hell and has already been featured on TV shows like Entourage and they’re just getting started. “Cat & Mouse” is out now and has been given the remix treatment by LA Riots, Wawa, Johnny Vicious and a slew of other mixers that have taken the original to the dance floor. After listening to 5 songs from the forthcoming album, I can’t wait for the rest. Be on the lookout for their debut album coming soon. If you liked Amy Winehouse and Duffy then Nikki & Rich will be right up your alley. Oh, and they are not bad to look at either. See you on the dance floor bitches...

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AQuARIus (Jan 20-Feb 18) happy birthday, Water bearer! you aquarians seem to have a lot of plans on your mind right now, most of which require money to make them happen. so you should be in hog (or at least pig bottom) heaven because finances don’t seem to be any kind of a problem for you these days. you have the opportunity to accomplish a great deal over the next few weeks and you also appear to have material gain and well being coming out your ears. you work best when you’re working alone at this time so don’t get burdened down with your co-dependent idea that you must do things in tandem. on the other hand, your funds aren’t limitless and spend wisely! Wow, what a challenge for you! Water Bearers like you: Ashton Kutcher, tina Majorino, chris Rock

LEo (Jul 23-Aug 22) Well, the remainder of february probably won’t yield nearly as much cash or excitement as you perennially teenaged lions would like. Well, tough. this isn’t the time for you to fret about getting your jollies or raising some hell. this is a very work-oriented period of time and you’d better use the natural proclivities offered to you right now to jump with the downbeat and really put lots of effort into whatever you’re working on. While the energies you’re expending right now may not have any immediate monetary reward, you should be working on something important which will eventually produce some very nice financial compensation. Sometimes you have to be the understudy instead of the star – much as you hate to admit that! Lions like you: David Duchovny, charlize theron, Mata Hari

PIscEs (Feb 19-Mar 20) fishies like you naturally tend to be dreamers anyway, but these coming few weeks may stretch your abilities to fantasize to the limit. Unless you’re working for a comic book company or the Sci-fi Channel (or a phone sex line), your seemingly limitless abilities to daydream probably will be more of a hindrance than a help. your attitudes are apt to be exceedingly unrealistic and you’re even more likely than usual to give into whatever foolish whims hit you. in fact, your ability to differentiate between reality and fantasy may be all but paralyzed these days. try to avoid making any kind of big decisions – or choose what your instinct is telling you not to do. that should already be an established talent of yours anyway! Fishies like you: Ivan Lendl, tammy Faye Baker Messner, Paul cattermole

VIRGo (Aug 23-sep 22) You Virgins are likely to find the rest of the month a time for reflection and meditation on the future – as if you don’t do enough of that already. this is a very intense time for you, perhaps one where you’ll feel drawn towards performing some kind of altruistic service and donating your efforts towards a project you believe in. You’re very imaginative right now, too, which could serve you well in creative as well as sexual areas. so while others may just see you as being in another one of your drearier moods, you should in fact be quite studious and possibly even coming to some important life decisions. since you see your life as being perennially out of control, this can’t help but be some help! Virgins (?) like you: Devon sawa, Julie Kavner, Buddy Holly

ARIEs (Mar 21-Apr 19) oh, dear…of all the people on earth through the rest of february who will be happy and productive, almost none of them will be a Ram. sadness seems to pervade your atmosphere; whatever you try to do to make it go away. there may also be some rather embarrassing developments in your work and/or personal life that adds to the overall ennui. have you recently ended a relationship… or is one crumbling before your very eyes? loneliness seems to be a big problem now as well, and it seems to be related to your love life. overall, not much is going to be cheering you up. of course, try hard and you might be able to shake off these blues a bit. but expect life not to be a cabaret for a while! Rams like you: Jackie chan, Russell crowe, Janis Ian tAuRus (Apr 20-May 20) yippee! bulls like you should be dancing on air through the remainder of the month. that’s because you should finding that all the advantages you need to kick some major ass in life are already on your side. this could be a great period of achievement for you right now and you’re more capable of overcoming challenges and some pretty overwhelming odds to get exactly what you want. and if you dare to get out there and put the wheels in motion, you’re liable to face nothing but gain, victory and success. that is, If you can summon up the energy to haul your tired ass out of your favorite easy chair and make the first step. Believe it or not, life really can’t be expected to just walk up and hand you whatever you want! Bulls like you: Evita Peron, Gary cooper, tim Russert GEMInI (May 21-Jun 21) Ready for some pretty heavy gratification, twin? it seems to be coming your way and you seem to be more than ready for it. first of all, material success should be a given for you right now. You don’t seem to be having much worry in the financial sense. however, you really should explore the other facets of money other than wondering how to make more of it. Perhaps getting in touch with your generous side would be a good start. Giving gifts to those you love, exploring the possibilities of helping others with charities and even doing a little volunteer work may make you feel even better about your personal gain than you already do. and if there’s something you like, it’s people liking you more! twins like you: Anna Kournikova, Larisa oleynik, Karl urban cAncER (Jun 22-Jul 22) as much as you crabs revel in being able to bitch and moan about how put-upon you are and how badly things are going, you’re not going to have a whole lot of opportunity to that throughout february. In fact, as sour and pessimistic as some of you can be, you may seldom experience such a period of satisfaction and contentment as you will over these next few weeks. success and accomplishment seems to be the natural way for you to operate these days, but don’t expect it to last. Relationships – especially as they relate to love – are also well-favored at this point in time. everything seems to be going your way and you’d better appreciate this time while you have it. negative nellies like you can seldom hold on to good times for long! crabs like you: Pierre cardin, Ringo starr, Michelle Kwan

LIBRA (sep 23-oct 20) like taurus, the other sign which shares your ruling planet of venus, you librans can sometimes be a bit of a stick in the mud. But that shouldn’t be the case now. the rest of february is likely to be a time when just about everything in your life starts moving at an accelerated pace – whether that’s what you want or not. there is sudden movement in your life and swift progress, too. that all sounds well and good, but it’s also possible that you advance too rapidly and you start making hasty decisions you might well regret later. Remember, no matter how fast everything seems to be moving, you’re still in the driver seat. and God knows, you do love to be in control! Librans like you: toni Braxton, Yo-Yo Ma, shawn Ashmore scoRPIo (oct 21-nov 22) to tell you Scorpions that you’re facing an unexpected turn of luck should probably fill you with joy. after all, luck hasn’t exactly been on your side lately and you can alWaYS use as much as you can get. But perhaps it’s also a little unfair to tell you that as well. because the pendulum might very well swing the other way and send you into bad luck hell. Some of it is fate. Some of it depends on what you’ve done (or haven’t done) to deserve whatever befalls you. no matter what, though, the rest of the month should see quite a few conclusions occurring in various avenues of your life. old ending can mean either new beginnings or just a vacuum waiting to be filled. and if it hinges on whether you’ve been bad or good…God help you! scorpions like you: Jason and Jeremy London, Dana Plato, Keith Lockhart sAGIttARIus (nov 23-Dec 21) there simply isn’t a bigger optimist in the universe than an archer like you. Sometimes there isn’t a bigger asshole, either. But these days, that shouldn’t be an issue. after all, you’re in optimist mode these days. With reason, too, because your future prospects look very bright right now. the promise of opportunity tends to kick even the grumpiest of you centaurs into a better mood and they probably look damn promising at this moment. look for favorable events to come into being quite soon which are sure to bring you a measure of satisfaction. Unlike the usual, where your hope is often misplaced, this time it seems that you might have your head screwed on straight! Archers like you: Aaron carter, c. thomas Howell, tino Martinez

cAPRIcoRn (Dec 22-Jan 19) OK, so your life right now isn’t exactly a bruce Willis movie. but you Goats should be pleased to know that you’re in your element in many ways throughout february. Not just about business, but more along the lines of your personal life. your friends should appreciate your loyalty and faithfulness even more than usual, due to the unexpected acts of kindness you should be performing right now. even more interesting is the arrival of someone new in your life. friend? lover? It’s not yet certain but this man will be trustworthy, will have good intentions and will prove to be a very valuable addition to your life. so either way, you win. and how often has that happened to you recently? Goats like you: nicolas cage, David Yost, charles Addams

Lady Katherine connella has been writing frighteningly insightful and accurate astrology columns for gay magazines since 1993. she is the author of a shocking book of memoirs, currently available for sale online in print at www.booklocker.com, www.amazon.com and www.borders.com among others. For more information, go to:

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LADY BUNNY ADDICTED! Actress Brittany Murphy’s untimely heart attack caused tongues to wag when an arsenal of pharmaceuticals from Ativan to Vicodin was found in her home. From Michael Jackson to Heath Ledger, prescription drug deaths seem to be a tragic trend in 2008—and they aren’t just for celebrities anymore. Newsweek reported in 1998 that only heart disease, cancer and stroke kill more people that properly used prescription drugs. We are more likely to die from these drugs than we are AIDS, suicide or overdosing on recreational drugs including cocaine and heroin. Deaths from antidepressants and sedatives have doubled in recent years and most shocking of all, the biggest increase is in the 15-24 age group from both ‘scrips and cocaine use. Sadly, we are more Clueless than Brittany was, folks! Nowadays, there are TV commercials for medications that we should “ask our doctors about” if they aren’t already prescribing them to us. And on a recent visit to Duane Reade I was shocked to see a placard at the pharmacy which read “Prescriptions. Easier to get than a taxi.” Many gay men could qualify as pharmacies themselves. I know that I stock up on Valium whenever I visit Mexico, and I once took a porn cruise which docked at Cozumel and was amazed by the plethora pills the porn stars scooped up—from Viagra to antibiotics. I’m told some even bought Special K and smuggled it via their water bottles. Those crafty queens! Heath Ledger’s death really struck a chord with me. His autopsy found that it wasn’t an overdose of any one drug but that the combination of his medicines caused his untimely death. I “prescribe” Valium for myself on a regular basis. Let’s be real—downers and other sleep aids are often used by the party set who might need a little help coming down, if you know what I mean. One night after tearing up the town, I downed a Valium to help me sleep. An hour of twitched out sleep later, I bolted up and couldn’t remember if I’d taken mama’s little helper or not. So I gobbled a couple more to ensure a good night’s rest. Sound familiar? Of course, since I’d prescribed the Valium for myself, I’m not fully aware of the drug’s interaction precautions with the alcohol or any other medicines I was taking at that time. “Synergy”, a particular danger, is when one drug triples the effect of alcohol or another medication one is on. It’s vital to ask your doctor about drug interaction precautions, especially since they don’t always volunteer the information. And how could they if you haven’t been brutally honest about what you’re taking? Though I do make house calls, I’m no physician. But here are a few health hazards particular to gay men which may ring a bell. If they do, they are LMÅVQ\MTa_WZ\POZQTTQVOaW]ZLWK\WZIJW]\.I[\MZ\PIVaW]KIV[IaXZWXWNWT Poppers and Viagara? Only if you want to go out with a bang. 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The Scottish scandal, Morgan McMichaels is not new to Southern California. We know her best as a cast member of the longest running Female Impersonating Cabaret Show, “The Dream Girls Revue” and as 2009’s WeHo Award Winner for “The Most Outstanding Entertainer,” but will Miss McMichaels live up to the hype on national television? She’s got the experience but is that enough for RuPaul’s Drag Race? Join RuPaul and Morgan, on Logo’s second season of “RuPaul’s Drag Race,” the ultimate drag queen competition. Each week, through the trials and tribulations of glam, glitter and show-stopping performances, one drag queen is eliminated until finding America’s next drag superstar. Let’s get to know one of our own favorite performers on a personal level. Let me reintroduce you to Morgan McMichaels.

Where did your drag name Morgan McMichaels come from? Morgan came from Morgan le Fay, the queen of the fairies. McMichaels came from my Drag Mother the legendary Chad Michaels and Drag Father Adam Magee. Who/What inspired you to do Drag? Jenna Jameson… lol she’s gorgeous! I was also inspired by Joan Jett, I loved the performance aspect of entertaining. I have the beauty and the body to pull off a gorgeous woman, so why not? lol Why did you audition for RuPaul’s Drag Race? I wanted to take my performance art to the next level and it was a natural progression of my career. I wanted to showcase my talent to America and thanks to Logo and RuPaul I was given the opportunity of a lifetime. So I jumped on it and here I am!

What do you think it takes to become America’s next top drag superstar? It takes a combination of things, personality, a sense of humor, sex appeal, an eye for style and most importantly the willingness to do what it takes to win. What is your favorite song to perform? Why? “So What” by Pink. It embodies what I think Morgan McMichaels is all about. It’s sexy, energetic and embodies the essence of rock & roll; it really gets the crowd going. What is the hardest thing about being a Drag Queen? Isn’t it obvious? “Tucking” is hardest part of drag. If you don’t know what “tucking” means… google it!

What is the best part about being a Drag Queen? The best part is having a platform to stand on. I can now use my voice as an outlet voice my opinions on things such as marriage equality and Prop 8! NOH8! What would you be doing if you weren’t doing Drag? I Would probably be finished with school and working in the medical field. Before I moved to Los Angeles from Scotland I was in school studying to be an immunologist. Describe a Morgan McMichaels experience in 5 words. Sexy. Confident. Badass. Fearless. Funny. What’s next for Morgan McMichaels? I have a lot of creative projects in the works. “Morgan McMichaels” is now a trademark! So please check out www.morganmcmichaels.com coming to you very soon! 

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