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Hello. We are Objectables. We are also Tim and Annie, and together we design funny greetings cards in our shop in Folkestone, Kent. I only had a photo of the shop without us in it and loads of scaffolding in front of it, but I am shit hot at photoshop so you canʼt tell.

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Our brochure is organised in ranges which are all a mixture of occasion or humour cards then there is a section of Motherʼs day, Fatherʼs day, Valentine and Christmas cards “Totally Disappoint” C521B towards the back of the catalogue. Some of the cards are in one, some are in both and some are in none. Glad I could make that all clear for you.

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WE’VE GOT SOME NEW STUFF AND SOME OLD STUFF AND SOME OTHER STUFF

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New for 2020 our range of uniquely insulting birthday cards 125mm x175mm Cello wrapped/naked/clasped with white envelopes.

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We have a new look and added more titles to our range of multiple choice song cards. 125mm x175mm Cello wrapped/naked or clasped with white envelopes.

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HERE WITH THESE IDIOTS

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HERE WITHOUT YOU

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K01 And I will Always

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SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE THROWING...

SATISFACTION

A HISSY FIT

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K05 Sometimes I Feel

HOW YOU CAN STILL PUT UP WITH ME AFTER ALL THIS TIME

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K07 I want to know

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“Loving you is easy ʻcau K16

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K08 Iʼm in the Mood

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ROLLING STONE

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FREE TAXI

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“Working nine to five” K13

THINK YOU ARE AMAZING

MY HANDS UP IN THE AIR

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K03 Donʼt Leave Me

MAMA, I JUST...

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“Sisterʼs are doing it” K10

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IT’S MY BIRTHDAY AND I’LL ...

IT’S A NICE DAY FOR...

TO ANNOY ME

CRY IF I WANT TO

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“Itʼs a nice day” K12

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OKAY

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K15 Tonight Iʼm gonna party

IT’S A NEW DAWN, IT’S A NEW DAY AND I AM FEELING...

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YOUR MUM PAYS ME

K16 Loving you

K14 Thank You

I LOVE YOU

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I JUST CALLED TO SAY...

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“Itʼs a New Dawn” K19

LOVING YOU IS EASY ‘CAUSE...

YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL

MY KNEES DON’T HURT

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EVERYTHING

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K12 Itʼs a Nice Day

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A WHITE WEDDING

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K11 Itʼs my Birthday

WORKING NINE TO FIVE...

WHAT A WAY TO MAKE A LIVING

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K18 I Just Called

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C347 A card from a relative who you hardly ever hear from and were Objectables fairly convinced was dead.

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C346 Card from a relative

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“Card from child”

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C350 Birthday Card no sex

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C351 Card from your wife

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C325 A card from someone that cares enough that you are ill to send a card but not enough to actually Objectables visit you.

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C352 Card from Husband

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A card from your wife.

A card from C354 a child that is related to you.

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C351 A birthday card from someone you have not had sex with, which Objectables narrows it down quite a lot.

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“Card from your wife”

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C350 A card from one of the people that likes you enough to remember it is Objectables your birthday but not how old you are.

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“Birthday card from strang C355

A card from the cleverest, most beautiful person you ever made.

C348 A card from the people you have decided not to work with Objectables anymore because you think you are better than them.

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C354 Card from Someone

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“A Card” C356

A card.

A birthday card from a stranger. It’s not like anyone who Objectables actually knows you would bother.

“Bumbrella” A17

“A valentineʼs card” C358

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C355 Birthday card from Stranger

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C356 A Card

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C324 An anniversary card.

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C359 A Birthday Card

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C324 Special Birthday

A special card for a special Couple

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C325 Special Valentine

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C360 An Anniversay Card

“A Special Couple Card” C330

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A special card for a special person

“A Special Card” C319

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C358 A Valentineʼs Card

A special birthday card for a special person

“A Special Birthday Card”

“An anniversary card”

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C319 Special Person

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C330 Special Couple

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Our popular basics range gets to the point quickly. 125mm x175mm Cello wrapped/naked or clasped with blue envelopes.

“TINY PENIS”

I got you the C321 best card in the shop. I was in a really crap shop. Objectables Designed and printed in the UK. All text and images copyright Objectables

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“Not for Christmas”

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C321 No Trump

C318 Best card in the shop

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“What wordsTO look like” WE WERE GOING C317 MAKE A CARD WITH A PICTURE OF DONALD TRUMP ON IT. THEN WE REALISED WE WOULD HAVE TO LOOK AT A PICTURE OF DONALD Objectables TRUMP. SO HERE IS A DRAWING Designed and printed in the UK. OF A TINY PENIS All text and images copyright Objectables www.objectables.co.uk INSTEAD.

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A CARD ISN’T JUST FOR CHRISTMAS, VALENTINES, BIRTHDAYS, MOTHERING SUNDAYS, FATHER’S DAY, CHRISTENINGS, DRIVING TESTS, NEW HOMES, ANNIVERSARIES, BABIES, EASTER, NEW JOBS, ENGAGEMENTS, GOOD LUCK, GRADUATIONS, GETTING WELL SOON, BEREAVEMENTS, WEDDINGS OR DIVORCES. SOMETIMES A CARD IS JUST FOR NO REASON EXCEPT YOU SAW IT AND YOU THOUGHT OF SOMEONE. THOSE ARE THE CARDS THAT GET YOU REMEMBERED.

“Shit birthday” C130

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C317 What words look like

“Dogs are Clever” C1

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IN THE WILL.

C322 Tell a Vegan

They said they broke the mould when they made you. No, hold on. That’s not right. Oh, I remember now. They said the mould they used when they made you was broken.

C331 Not for Christmas

C332 Cats on YouTube

I THINK THERE ARE MORE BASICS IN THE VALENTINE’S, MOTHERS DAY, FATHER’S DAY AND CHRISTMAS SECTIONS BUT WE HAVE SO MANY Objectables CARDS I HAVN’T HAD A PROPER CHECK SO MAYBE THERE AREN’T.

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I am Objectable One of our original ranges with a few new additions. 125mm x175mm Cello wrapped/naked or clasped with coloured envelopes.

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Think itʼs a birthday shit.

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Disappoint” Thankfully your baby is “TotallyC521B lovely and isnʼt as terrifying as every drawing a child has ever made of a baby.

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baby” We got a child“Terrifying to draw a C132 picture of you.

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C130 Birthday Shit

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C131 You look like a Penis

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Just“Seagulls like you are wankers” llamas are beautiful C114 and popular.

C132 Terrifying Baby

“I Still Tolerate You” Just like you C522 Seagulls are free and spirited.

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C1 Dogs are Clever

are calm and gentle” Just“Pandas like you C3 gerbils are cute and cuddly.

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Except this one. This one has just farted.

Except this one. This one is an annoying wanker.

C115 Llamas just Farted

C114 Seagulls a wanker

“Serene Unicorn” Just like you C56 pandas are calm and gentle.

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Except this one, this oneʼs a muthafuckin ninja.

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“You Complete Me” Just like you C72 unicorns are serenely elegant.

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C4 Gerbils a Ninja

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Except this one, this one is a bell end.

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Except this one, this one is shit faced.

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I am Objectable One of our original ranges with a few new additions. 125mm x175mm Cello wrapped/naked or clasped with coloured envelopes. Just like“Owl youis stuffed” C116 and horses are full of grace dignity.

“Horses are full of grace” Just like you, C113 sloths are slow but effective.

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Except this one. This one does fuck all.

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“Get Well” Just like you C106 owls are observant and wise.

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Except this one. This one is an imbecile.

Except this one. This one is stuffed.

C57 Slow Sloth

C113 Horses Full of Grace

C116 Owl is Stuffed

Just like you “I love you dog” C108 trees are impressive and old.

I Love You

“Good Luck Wedding” C18

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Except this one. This one is a Bonsai tree. So itʼs just old.

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But I also love sniffing bums, rolling in poo and licking my own arse.

C108b I love you Dog

C126 Bonsai

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C50 Love Puppies

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C27 I also love Dead Mice

I bought you this card because you love rainbows.

“Love Rainbows” C6

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“Shit Box of Chocolates”

C111 With deepest sympathy

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A really shit, cheap box with all the best ones gone.

C111 Shit box of Chocs

C106 Get Well

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Scary Tales Our collection of creepy fairytale illustrations. 125mm x175mm Cello wrapped/naked or clasped with white envelopes. For sure, it was a sizeable amount of cocaine, but they were damn well going to “Cheaper finish it, or atRyanair” than the very least, die trying. ST18

Itʼs their diversity “Die and inclusivity Trying” that make the Rees-Moggs ST02 so relatable to the common man.

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ST19 #maryBerryIsASlag

ST20 Come Over Your Bush

ST03 It Was Weird

The vegans were so much more relaxed now that it had been “Basically Jesus” scientifically provenST06 that the animals actually liked to be eaten.

Since he had switched the towns water supply for wine Dave had “Ye Wankers” decided he was basically ST09 Jesus.

“See ye later ye wankers!”

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ST08 Booking through Airbnb

ST07 Became a Lesbian

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ST13 Tie4DucksToYourCock

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“Ha Bum Hug” C309

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People thought Pedro was bragging when he complained that he was always being hassled by birds, but the truth was much more sinister.

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ST11 She Liked Him

The Sun did not have his hat on and he was not coming out to play, in “Hassled by Birds” fact he was just being a total knob. ST16

He was regretting taking up the #Tie4DucksToYourCock “Sun is a Knob” Twitter challenge ST14

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ST16 Hassled by Birds

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You are my favourite relative who H[c^\mZ[e^l isnʼt actually a relative

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“Better than me” C84

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“Twelve months early” C86

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Think of this birthday card as nearly twelve monthsH[c^\mZ[e^l early as opposed to being a day or two late

C71 One of a Kind

C86 Twelve months early

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MIDDLE AGED

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“My favourite husband C60

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C500 Fun in funeral

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“My favourite relative” C65

“Middle aged” C504

“Young” C503

Youʼll put the fun in funeral

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C84 Better than Me

You are a one of a kind I mean Objectables who the fuck would make more Yous

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C305 I saw this card

C313 Not a Relative

You are really great at everything Objectables apart from being better than me

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C504 Middle aged

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“Not Dead Yet” C95

“Cheers Jesus” C108

“ Thank you enough ” C515

NOT DEAD YET

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C66 Old

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C65 Favourite Relative

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C61 Favourite Friend

“My favourite Wife” C35

You are my favourite husband Objectables all the other ones are knobs Designed and printed in the UK.

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C60 Favourite Husbands

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C515 Thank you enough

You are my favourite person all the other ones are awful C63 Favourite Person

“My favourite child” C64

You are my favourite wife Objectables all the other ones are rubbish

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You are my favourite friend all theObjectables other ones are dicks

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“My favourite person” C63

You are my favourite relative Objectables all the other ones smell of wee

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C95 Not Dead Yet

“My favourite friend” C61

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I could never thank you enough for everything you Objectables have done so I wonʼt bother

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C35 Favourite Wife

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You are my favourite child all the other ones are ugly C64 Favourite Child

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“My favourite Brothers” C32

Along with The Scissor and Of Mercy you are definitely Objectables one of my favourite Sisters

“Favourite Daughters” C89

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You are my favourite son Objectables all the other ones are bastards Designed and printed in the UK.

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C88 Favourite Sons

“Favourite Boyfriend”

C92 You are my favourite girlfriend all the other ones... erm... Actually there were never any other girlfriends Objectables It was only ever you In fact I am so in love with you I had completely forgotten that any other women even exist Designed and printed in the UK.

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“My favourite People” C41

Along with Van Dyke and Turpin you are Objectables definitely one of my favourite Dicks

Along with Phoebe and With Benefits youObjectables are definitely one of my favourite Friends

C62 Favourite Dicks

C34 Favourite Friend

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You are my favourite boyfriend all the otherObjectables ones need batteries “Favourite Uncle” C301

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C92 Favourite Boyfriend

C85 Favourite Girlfriend

“My favourite Friends” C34

“Favourite Niece” C303

C89 Favourite Daughter

C32 Favourite Brother

“Favourite Girlfriend” C85

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C33 Favourite Sister

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Along with The Chuckle and The Blues you are definitely Objectables one of my favourite Brothers

You are my favourite daughter Objectables all the other ones are tramps

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“Favourite Grandparen C302

Along with Pans and The Village you are Objectables definitely one of my favourite People

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C41 Favourite People

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“Favourite Nephew” C304

“Favourite Cousin” C315

You are my favourite niece all the Objectables other ones have terrible parents

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You are my favourite cousin Iʼm not really sure if I am even related to the other ones

C304 Favourite Nephew

C315 Favourite Cousin

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You are my favourite nephew all Objectables the other ones have terrible parents

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C303 Favourite Niece

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Along with The Man From and Fester you are Objectables definitely one of my favourite Uncles

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Along with Agony and ;^llb^lrhn are oneObjectables of my _Zohnkbm^ :ngml

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“Favourite Grandchild” C314

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You are my favourite grandchild none of the other ones are in the will

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You are my favourite grandparent none of the Objectables other ones can remember my name

Along with Goose and Hubbard you are definitely Objectables one of my favourite Mothers

C302 Favourite Grandparent

C31 Favourite Mother

“My favourite Mother” C31

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C314 Favourite Grandchild

C300 Favourite Aunt

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“My favourite Father” C30

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Along with Christmas and Ted you are definitely one of my favourite Fathers C30 Favourite Father

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“More Yous Blue” C82

“OH FUCK” C672

GREAT NEWS Objectables MORE YOUS @objectables

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C81 Great news pink

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C96 Glad you have moved

SO SORRY YOU Objectables ARE LEAVING www.objectables.co.uk

OH FUCK =B=GMRHNDGHP

C91 Sorry...oh fuck

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SO HAPPY YOU ARE LEAVING

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C97 Happy Leaving

“You Look 89” C511

SO SORRY YOU Objectables ARE LEAVING

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SO SAD I AM LEAVING

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NOW MORE PEOPLE CAN FIND OUT HOW AMAZING YOU ARE

“Sad I Am Leaving” C98

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“You Look 59” C508

C93 You are Awesome

“Sorry you are leaving...Me Here” C94

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“Happy you are Leaving” C97

JUST TO BE CLEAR I MEAN THAT YOU ARE AWESOME NOT THAT THE PERSON YOU HAVE SEX WITH IS AWESOME ALTHOUGH THAT COULD ALSO BE TRUE

NOW MORE PEOPLE CAN FIND OUT HOW WONDERFUL YOU ARE

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C672 Are you OK

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OH FUCK ARE YOU OK?

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YOU ARE FUCKING Objectables AWESOME

SO GLAD YOU Objectables HAVE MOVED

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C82 Great news blue

“You Are Fucking Awesome” C92

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GREAT NEWS Objectables MORE YOUS

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“You Look 29” C505

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AND BY SAD I OBVIOUSLY MEAN FUCKING ECSTATIC

ME HERE WITH THESE FUCKING IDIOTS

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C98 Sad I am Leaving

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“You Look 39” C506

“You Look 49” C507

YOUObjectables LOOK

YOUObjectables LOOK

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“You Look 69” C509

“You Look 79” C510

YOUObjectables LOOK

YOUObjectables LOOK

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C509 You look 69

“You Look 99” C512

YOU LOOK

YOUObjectables LOOK

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C511 You look 89

YOU LOOK

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C508 You look 59

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C507 You look 49

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C506 You look 39

C505 You look 29

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YOU LOOK

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C512 You look 99 © Objectables 2020 - All Rights Reserved

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C510 You look 79

THERE ARE MORE FAVOURITES IN OTHER SECTIONS OF THIS CATALOGUE. NOT SURE WHERE. GOOD LUCK.


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POPS

What the hell. No swear words. No jokes. We must have lost our minds. We have actually made some nice cards. Bonkers. 105mm x148mm. Cello bagged/naked/clasped with coloured envelopes.

“Baa Baa Black Sh J9 Wow oh Wow POP05

Get Well Soon POP02

New Baby POP08

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POP01 Congratulations

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POP02 Get well soon

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POP05 Wow oh Wow

POP08 New Baby

“Twinkle Twinkl J11

Objectab New Times POP07

Passed POP04

Birthday POP11

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Objectables

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POP03 Birthday wishes

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POP07 New Home

POP04 Passed

Happy Travels POP09

Party Time POP10

All The Luck POP12

Objectables

Objectables

Objectables

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POP06 Good times

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All text and images copyright Objectables

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www.objectables.co.uk

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POP11 Birthday

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POP09 Happy Travels

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POP10 Party time

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POP12 All the luck

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Rude Kids

Rude Kids cards because, like it or not, the funniest thing a child can hear is the word Poo. 105mm x148mm. Cello bagged/naked/clasped with coloured envelopes.

K.

tables

“Humpty Dumpty” J10

“Old MacDonald” J13

“Jack and Jill” J14

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Objectables

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J9 Baa Baa Black Sheep

K.

tables

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“Row Row Row” J12

“Hey Piddle Piddle” J15

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Objectables

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J14 Jack and Jill

J13 Old MacDonald

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Designed and printed in the UK.

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J10 Humpty Dumpty

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All text and images copyright Objectables

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www.objectables.co.uk objectable

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Designed and printed in the UK.

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J11 Twinkle Twinkle

J12 Row Row Row

J1 Lolly

J2 Rocket

J7 Pear

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J8 Balloon

J15 Hey Piddle Piddle

J3 Sunny

J5 Boat

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J4 Bucket

J6 Flower


How Many Days

Our classic landmark age ranges. 145mm x 145mm Cello bagged/naked/clasped with coloured envelopes.

“Tit and Cock” E8 Bird and Worm

Objectables Designed and printed in the UK.

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D1 18th Care as Much

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D9 30th Unprotected

D14 21st Unprotected

“Can of Worms” E3 Bird and Worm

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D4 40th Presents Crap

D17 50th How the Hell

“Early Bird” E2 Bird and Worm

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Objectables Designed and printed in the UK.

Designed and printed in the UK.

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D13 70th How the hell

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D15 60th How the Hell

Just think, Only 6,570 days until you get your life back. Sort of.

“Baby - life back” D25

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D10 80th Unprotected

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Congratulations on your new baby.

D25 Baby back life

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Bird and Worm

One of our original ranges telling the age old story of bird and worm. 145mm x145mm supplied Cello bagged/naked/clasped with brown envelopes.

On the bright side, our intrinsic value has doubled “Profile sincePic” I said E1 we should get outBird ofand that bush. Worm

“Bird in the Hand” E7 TitBird and Worm

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Objectables

Cock

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E1 Profile Pic

I know it doesn't feel like it right “Birds and Bees” E10 considered now but it’s genuinely Bird and Worm to be very good luck.

Hiya!

What the hell is going on between you two?

Oh, nothing.

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E10 Birds and Bees

Are you sure you’re cool with this? “Easter Eggs” Coz if you’re not, just say. E13 Bird and Worm I could totally stop.

And you’re 100% sure I’m the father?

Seriously?

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E2 Early Bird

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E9 Good Luck

“I Could Totally Stop” E4 You’re early. Bird and Worm

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E3 Can of Worms

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@objectables

Objectables

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Oh. Hi.

Is that a problem?

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E7 Bird in the Hand

You’re not “Veryactually Good Luck” going E9 to openBird that, are you? and Worm

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You look different from your profile pic.

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E8 Tits and Cocks

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Twat.

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E4 I could totally stop

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E13 Easter Eggs


Dyageddit Our range of very silly pun cards.

145mm x145mm. Cello bagged/naked/clasped with coloured envelopes.

“Queuecumber” A18

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A17 Bumbrella

A18 Queuecumber

A20 Velocirapper

A21 Uniporn

A22 Walnut Whip

A23 Fantastick “Colouring in for Nihilists” H1

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A6 Catnips

A11 Catatonic

A26 Poonicorn

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“Colouring In for The Idle” H4

SO, YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED THE FIRST HALF OF THE BROCHURE Objectables HAD A CERTAIN ORGANISED FEEL TO IT BUT IN THE LAST 6 PAGES THAT HAS ALL GONE TO SHIT AND THERE ARE PAGES WITHOUT TITLES AND ODD SPACINGS AND STUFF. SORRY. I HAD A HORRIBLE COLD DURING THIS BIT AND I GOT CONFUSED AND FLUSTERED,BUT I PROMISE WE ARE BACK ON TRACK. WELL, ALMOST. NEXT PAGE.

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A24 Peeano

A25 Harshmallows

A1 Bare

A16 Grammaphone

A8 Toester

A9 Conga Eels

Colouring in for Adults

145mm x145mm. Cello bagged/naked/Clasped with white envelopes.

“Colouring In for Short Attention Spans” H2

“Anal-Retentive Colouring In” H3

Objectables

Objectables

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H1 Colouring in for Nihilists

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H2 Colouring short attention

“Colouring In for anger management” H5

“Colouring In for surrealists” H6

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Objectables

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H4 Colouring idle

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H3 Colour Anal

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H5 Colouring Anger

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H6 Colouring Surrealists


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Valentine’s and Love cards

“I Saw This Card Valentines” C524B

“Wholly Opposed” C520

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Objectables

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“Favourite Valentines Batteries” C523

I STILL TOLERATE YOU

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You Complete Me I was 98% done Objectables to be fair but you are a solid 2% Designed and printed in the UK.

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C72 Complete Me

“You Turn Me On” C525

Youʼre my favourite valentine all the other ones need batteries @objectables

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@objectables

C520 Wholly Opposed

You turn me on I am way out of warranty and very low *** on batteries but I am definitely on

“Almost as much wine C526

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@objectables

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C523 Favourite Valentines

“Gin and coffee” C125

@objectables

C524B I saw this Valentineʼs card

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C522 I Still Tolerate You

@objectables

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www.objectables.co.uk @objectables

@objectables

Objectables

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@objectables

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www.objectables.co.uk

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C521B Totally Disappoint

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Iʼm wholly opposed to the vapid commercial emptiness of valentineʼs day but Objectables not as opposed as I am to being dumped Happy valentineʼs day “Mobility Scooter” C127

I saw this card and thought oh fuck itʼs valentineʼs day

Iʼm totally going to disappoint the fuck out of you tonight @objectables

Various cards from all our ranges.

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C525 You Turn Me On

“I want to XXXX you”

“Sparkly Unicorn” C529

C107 like We go together gin and coffee.

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Itʼs weird, but I like it.

C125 Gin and Coffee © Objectables 2020 - All Rights Reserved

C107 I want to XXXX you

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Valentine’s and Love Cards / Mother’s Day Cards Various cards from all our ranges.

VALENTINE’S DAY AND LOVE CARDS

We go together like eggs and porridge.

andold Porridge” We are getting“Eggs a bit for C117 bikes, but you can ride me like a mobility scooter, if weʼre not too knackered.

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MOTHER’S DAY CARDS

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Itʼs odd, but i like it.

C127 Mobility Scooter

C117 Eggs and Porridge

“Greta Thunberg” C527

“Twenty Quid” C528

HaveMum a relaxing day IMotherʼs love you The other Objectables 364 are almostChildʼs as basically days so Iʼm much as going you to need you fully love wine refreshed and focused on the job Almost

Iʼm no Greta Thunberg but you did your best Thanks Mum

C526 Almost as Much Wine

C527 Greta Thunberg

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“Dad is an idiot” Mum C530

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I had to bribe Mum youand threaten the deserve a judges quiet and I am probably relaxing day going to prison menow butGive you are officiallyquid the twenty Worldʼs Bestgo Mum and Iʼll so well done you

down the pub C528 Twenty Quid

Mum Thanks for teaching Youʼre a me to be anot grown sparkly unicorn up especially how that me not to feeds poo myself marshmallows all the time I only it once and ice do cream but and a while I still love now you so youquite clearly did a a lot

Mum Mum Itʼs a a good good job job Itʼs you are are so so you amazing amazing because quite quite because frankly dad dad frankly a knob isis an idiot

You know itʼs actually called Mothering Sunday so technically it should be all about me... for a change

C529 Sparkly Unicorn

C530 Turn Me On

C531 Mothering Sunday

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great job

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“Mothering Sunday” C531

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Mother’s Day Cards / Father’s Day Cards Various cards from all our ranges.

A special card for a special Mother

“Mama, I just...” YOU DID IT! K06

“Best Mum Now” C129

MAMA, I JUST...

MUM OF THE YEAR LIST

2020

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SAMANTHA BUNG WITHDRAWN LEONA CHUGHUNGER MISSING MIMI DELIGHT DECEASED Objectables ZU WONG DECEASED JENNIE SEAPANTS MISSING DELILAH SQUISHY WITHDRAWN EMILY MAGPIES DECEASED SILVIA GROPEZ MISSING Designed and printed in the UK. JULIE POOLEY MISSING MICHELLE BANGER DECEASED All text and images copyright Objectables

THINK YOU ARE AMAZING

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NEED SOME CLEAN CLOTHES

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KILLED A MAN

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C31 Favourite Mother

FATHER’S DAY AND DAD CARDS Designed and printed in the UK.

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I saw this card and thought 99 itʼs oh fuck Fatherʼs Day Designed and printed in the UK.

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My hero my role model my life coach my father blah blah blahObjectables can I have some more money thanks bye

“A Special Father Car C329

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C105 Worldʼs Best Mum

“Role Model” C533

“F*** itʼs Fartherʼs day” C532

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“Best thing youʼve ever do C534

Along with Ruin and Fucker you are definitely one of my favourite Mothers C36 Favourite Mother 2

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K06 Mama, I Just

C129 Best Mum Now

“My favourite Mother 2” C36

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It took some work and I am probably going to prison, but you are worth it.

C328 Special Mother

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Along with Goose and Hubbard you are definitely Objectables one of my favourite Mothers

“Life before children” C535

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C532 Fuck itʼs fatherʼs Day © Objectables 2020 - All Rights Reserved

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C533 Role Model

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Father’s Day Cards

Various cards from all our ranges.

“Contribution to humanity” C538

“Mum will look after you” C536

Dad I love you almost as much as you loved the life you had before you had children

Iʼve got stuff to do but Iʼm sure Mumʼll look after you

C535 Life before Children

C536 Mum will look after you

Today is all about you Dad so just put your feet Objectables up and relax

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Dad You must be so proud of your finest contribution to humanity Me Iʼm obviously talking about me C538 Contribution to humanity

“My favourite Father” C30

Dad The best thing youʼve ever done isObjectables Mum Thanks

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C534 Best thing ever done

Along with Christmas and Ted you are definitely one of my favourite Fathers C30 Favourite Father

A special card for a special Father “Papa was a” K09

C104 Worldʼs Best Dad

YOU DID IT!

“Best Dad Now” C128

PAPA WAS A ...

DAD OF THE YEAR LIST

2020

FREE TAXI

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CASH DISPENSER Objectables Designed and printed in the UK.

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C329 Special Father

WORLD CLASS COMIC

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DICK BURNS PETE SMUGGS JOHN BABBYMONK DION BUMBLEHEAD FELIX BUTTS MAGNUS PAGNUS BRIAN WHISTLEWORTH CHUCK BANGS PIERRE BIBLIOTEQUE ALFONSO MANGO

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ROLLING STONE K09 Papa was a © Objectables 2020 - All Rights Reserved

It took some work and I am probably going to prison, but you are worth it.

C128 Best Dad Now


Christmas Cards

Various cards from all our ranges.

“Very Merry Christmas” WR04

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“Someone died” C312

verymerrychristmas

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WR02 Hohoho

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“Deck the halls” WR06

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WR03 Bah hum bug

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WR04 Very Merry Christmas

“Shit Christmas Ca C122

“Oh Come All Ye Faithful” WR07

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“Bah hum bug” WR03

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WR05 Walking in a winter

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“Crap Christmas Card” C311

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C309 Ha Bum Hug

WR06 Deck the Halls

If you think this Christmas card is crap you should Objectables see the ones I send to people I donʼt like

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I saw this Christmas card and Objectables thought fuck It thatʼll do

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WR07 Oh Come all

“Charades” ST12

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“I saw this christmas card” C539

HA BUM Objectables HUG @objectables

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C311 Crap Christmas Card © Objectables 2020 - All Rights Reserved

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C539 I saw this xmas card

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Christmas Cards

Various cards from all our ranges.

“A Christmas card” C357

You didnʼt make the Christmas card list this year but someone died so there was a spare

Sure, the other reindeer took the piss out of Rudolfʼs nose a bit,

“Comical Antlers” C118

A Christmas card.

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Objectables

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“No idea either” We got this Christmas card C123 from the local school.

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We have no fucking idea what it is either.

Sorry itʼs so fucking shit.

C122 Shit Christmas Card

I think itʼs a poo.

C123 No Idea

As with all games of charades, it had quickly stopped being fun, and now they “Binge just wanted Problem” to punch him in the balls. C121

C124 Think itʼs a Poo

“Hi, my name is“Merry Santalittle and I am Christmouse” C120 of a an alcoholic. Well itʼs more binge problem really and itʼs only one night a year for christʼs sake.”

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Have yourself a merry little Christ mouse

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ST12 Charades

I made a child draw this Christmas card for you.

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C118 Antlers

C357 A Card

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“I think itʼs a poo” Our child made the C124 Christmas cards this year.

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but they never, ever mentioned his comically deformed antlers.

C312 Someone died

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C121 Binge Problem © Objectables 2020 - All Rights Reserved

C120 Merry Christ Mouse


Christmas Cards

Various cards from all our ranges.

Cheers Jesus.

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C108 Cheers Jesus

C7 Father Pissmas

C25 Christmas Boobles

C26 Christmas Ballbles

C22 Wonderful Time

C21 Noman

NO MORE CARDS. THAT’S IT. IF YOU WANT MORE YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO START AGAIN. OR YOU COULD TURN IT UPSIDE DOWN. THAT MIGHT WORK I SUPPOSE.

“Batman” J16

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C8 A.Partridge

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SORRY, NO MORE CARDS BUT THERE IS SOME FUN STUFF ABOUT COST, VAT, THICKNESS OF CARD AND THE WORD NAKED, SO PLEASE REALLY ENJOY THAT.

If you have any questions, please give us a call or email us. We have no minimum order but carriage is paid at £125. If below £125 delivery is £10.00 ex VAT to UK mainland. Overseas and off shore delivery to be confirmed before the order is processed. Our cards are all sold in packs of 6 and are £1.03 ex VAT each except the Rude Kids Range and Pop cards which are £0.98 ex VAT. All cards are printed on 300 GSM Callisto soft white card and are supplied with recyclable cello bags, naked or with resealable clasps. All new customers are processed on a Pro-forma basis. Once payment is received your order will be sent to our printers and dispatched directly to you, this will usually take around 7 days. Payment to be made by BACS or cheque and to be settled 30 days from the invoice date. Late payments will be charged at 6% over The Bank Of England Lending Rate.

Contact us on 01303255287 07838112076 tim@objectables.co.uk www.objectables.co.uk Or come and visit us at our shop 67 The Old High Street, Folkestone, Kent, CT20 1RN Instagram @objectables Twitter @objectables UK© Vat Reg : 330914719 Objectables 2020 - All Rights Reserved


Cards for people who remind you of Baboon Butts

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“Birthday card no sex” C350

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“Tonight Iʼm gonna A child drew a card forparty” you.

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TONIGHT I’M GONNA PARTY LIKE... MY GRAN

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MY KNEES DON’T HURT

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A birthday card from someone you have not had sex with, which narrows it down quite a lot.

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rinted in the UK.

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Cards for people who like Birthdays

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IT’S 1999

Think itʼs a birthday shit.

Cards drawn by children who can’t draw

Cards for people who like parties but not as much as naps

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