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CAREER TRAINING
HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA! Graduate in just 4 weeks!! FREE Brochure. Call NOW! 1-800-532-6546 Ext. 97 www.continentalacademy.com (AAN CAN)
SALES/MARKETING
SALES REPRESENTATIVE Work for a household goods moving company. We ship nationwide. This is an office job. Requires strong personal skills, like to be on the phone and some sales experience. Very good Money. Call Benjamin at 317.716.5529. or e-mail Benjamin@1mastermovers.com
SALON/SPA HAIR STYLIST - FT/PT Local salon in Carmel in Westfield looking for energetic hairstylist. Base+comm. Insurance available. Free education. Call 317-4317902 or 317-848-3529.
RESTAURANT/ BAR
NOW HIRING Line Cooks, Bartenders & Servers. Must have a minimum of 2 years fine dining experience. If you do not have these minimum qualifications, please do not apply. Phone calls will not be accepted. Apply in person: 635 Mass. Ave. Mon.-Fri. between 4-6pm.
SSD MANAGEMENT INC. Seeking Grill Cook & Manager Both Full-time and Part-time positions available, offering benefits, must have experience. Looking for dedicated employees wanting to grow with a fast paced company No Calls. Send Resume to: info@ ssdmanagement.com or fax to: 317-926-5293 BARTENDERS & SERVERS - ALL SHIFTS Immediate openings. Apply in person, Weebles, 3725 N. Shadeland.
DRIVERS
MOVING COMPANY SEEKS dependable drivers/movers with chauffeur’s license. Hard worker, good pay. Full-time or part-time. Call Benjamin at 317-716-5529 or e-mail Benjamin@1mastermovers.com
GENERAL
$$$HELP WANTED$$$ Extra Income! Assembling CD cases from Home! No Experience Necessary! Call our Live Operators Now! 1-800-405-7619 EXT 2450 www.easywork-greatpay.com (AAN CAN) PAID IN ADVANCE! Make $1,000 a Week mailing brochures from home! Guaranteed Income! FREE Supplies! No experience required. Start Immediately! www.homemailerprogram.net (AAN CAN) COLLEGE STUDENTS Excellent pay, flexible schedules, customer sales/service, ages 17+, Call NOW! 317-578-1465 MOVIE EXTRAS To stand in the background for a major film production. Earn up to $250/day, experience not required. 877-718-7072
The Indianapolis Museum of Art has two 15 hr. positions available in our Audio/Visual dept. The Audio/Visual Technician provides audio, visual, lighting support to internal/ external IMA clients for a large volume of programs (talks, seminars, meetings, music/dance performances, films, social events). Uses great communication and problem-solving skills to work with IMA staff, clients, and guest presenters regarding set-up needs or event design for all
programs. Requires high school degree/GED, min. 2-3 yrs technical schooling and/or 2-3 yrs related exp. Mostly nights/weekends.
Interested candidates submit your resume to hr@imamuseum.org, by Fax: 317-920-2655, or mail to IMA, Attn: HR, 4000 Michigan Road, Indianapolis, IN 46208. EOE.
NEWS OF THE WEIRD Bright ideas
• Louis “Shovelhead” Garrett is an artist, a mannequin collector and a quilter in the eastern Missouri town of Louisiana, with a specialty in sewing quilts from women’s panties, according to a report in the Hannibal Courier-Post. After showing his latest quilt at a women’s luncheon in Hannibal in March, he told the newspaper of his high standards: “No polyester. I don’t want those cheap, dollar-store, not-sexy, farm-girl panties. I want classy — silk or nylon.”
Oops!
• Arifinito (he goes by one name), a member of the Indonesian parliament, resigned in April after a news photographer in the gallery zoomed in on the tablet computer he was watching to capture him surfing Internet pornography sites. Arifinito’s conservative Islamic Prosperous Justice Party campaigned for a tough anti-pornography bill in 2008 (which the photographer’s video shows Arifinito likely violating). • Wheeee! (1) In March, in Pierce County, Wash., a sewer worker, 37, came loose from a safety line and slid about 3,000 feet through a 6-foot-diameter sewer pipe at the Chambers Creek Wastewater Treatment Plant. He “could have drowned,” according to one rescuer, but he was taken to a hospital with “minor injuries.” (2) Firefighters in Gilbert, Ariz., rescued Eugene Gimzelberg, 32, in March after he had climbed down a 40-foot sewer hole — naked. Gimzelberg said he had
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smoked PCP and marijuana and consumed hallucinogenic mushrooms. He was hospitalized in critical condition.
Chutzpah!
• Jacob Barnett, 12, an Asperger’ssyndrome-fueled math genius who maxed out on the Wechsler Intelligence Scale for Children and is now enrolled at IUPUI (Indiana University-Purdue University Indianapolis), told an Indianapolis Star reporter in March that his next project is about proving the Big Bang theory all wrong. But if not the Big Bang, asked the reporter, how do we exist? Said Jacob, “I’m still working on it.” “I have an idea, but ... I’m still working out the details.” (Hint: Jacob’s major point of skepticism is that the Big Bang doesn’t account neatly for carbon.) Said his (biological) mother, Kristine Barnett, 36: “I flunked math. I know this did not come from me.”
A News of the Weird Classic (October 1992)
• The local board of health closed down the Wing Wah Chinese restaurant in South Dennis, Mass., briefly in August (1992) for various violations. The most serious, said officials, was the restaurant’s practice of draining water from cabbage by putting it in cloth laundry bags, placing the bags between two pieces of plywood in the parking lot, and driving over them with a van. Said Health Director Ted Dumas, “I’ve seen everything now.”
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FORKLIFT OPERATORS NEEDED APPLY AT MORALES GROUP 5628 74TH ST. INDIANAPOLIS, IN WED. (1-5PM) & SAT. (9-12PM)
LATIN & BALLROOM DANCE INSTRUCTORS We are seeking Career Minded MEN. Are you looking for a personally rewarding & challenging profession? Do you enjoy direct interaction with other people? Are you a teacher at heart? Teaching People to Dance is a Highly Rewarding Career that you can Enjoy at Scott Dance Studio. We are a Well Established Independent School of Dance providing World Class Ballroom, Latin and Nightclub Dance Instruction to Adult Singles & Couples in Indianapolis and surrounding areas. Offering Excellent Paid Training & Competitive Compensation to the Right Candidates. Full & Part Time Positions Available.
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