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EVER WANTED TO BE INTERROGATED BY REAL EX-KGB AGENTS OR BE P SYCHOLOGICALLY AND PHYSICALLY ABUSED FOR FUN? FEEL LIKE RIDING A NUCLEAR REACTOR TOWER OR SIMPLY ENJOYING A CRUCIFIXION-AND-P OP CORN COMBO? SIGN A SAFET Y WAIVER AND ENTER ANY OF THE SE PLACE S (WHERE YOUR CHILDHOOD GOE S TO DIE) AT YOUR OWN PERIL
Wunderland Kalk, Germany (1) Ask any tortured creative rocking the music, art, or literary world today and they’ll tell you the key to their genius is repressed childhood trauma (often helped by a side of narcotics). So, why not help your kids get on their way by spending annual holidays at Germany’s Wunderland Kalk, a nuclear power plant turned amusement park? OK, admittedly, the power plant never actually went online so there is no danger of any Chernobyl-style disasters but there is something eerie about putting toddlers on a swing ride housed in a nuclear cooling tower, right? The park features more than 40 rides and the $35 entrance fee includes unlimited chips, ice-cream, soft drinks, hot chocolate and hypertension. wunderlandkalkar.eu 1.