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Crossword 4 Kidz!
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The kid in your bike squad that nobody wants around uses these. Your elementary school cafeteria and Hofstra have this in common! You and your friends think everything is this. As it turns out, you’re this too ;) The only fucking worthwhile brand of crayons. Sorry to break it to you, but you can’t sit with us. Horse girl has some room at her table though. The kid who grew up to look like a school shooter always pretended to be one of these during recess.
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Learn how to do this or never pass notes with the cool kids. The D.A.R.E officer told you not to use this, but if you don’t, how will you ever be one of the cool kids? You use this space to put your shit during school hours. The best art class snack for future fuck-ups. The color of your sheets when I kick your ass. Failed gradeschool? It’s okay, this college will still accept you. If you had these as a child, you’ll undoubtedly grow up to be the douchbag who wears a bowtie every day.