Black Folks’ Guide to Understanding CHRISTMAS By Alan Muhammad It’s Christmas, but where’s Jesus? When did they kick Him out of His own birthday party, and how did St. Nick, Kris Kringle, and the Grinch who stole Christmas get invitations? And why are many Blacks still dreaming of a white Christmas? When we look into the history of America’s holiest day we may find some answers. And as usual for white American traditions we’ll start in Europe. Where Did Christmas Start? Since recorded time almost every agricultural society engaged in some sort of festive end of the year celebration. In Europe, the shortest day of the year, or winter solstice, was the cosmic event that drew the most revelers to the town square, but most everywhere else these activities Volume 1 • Issue 6 • 2010
tradition that may have given him life-restoring parity with Jesus in European minds. Racism was interwoven in this Christmas folklore through another disturbing tale. Nicholas’ function in the church was to judge the goodness or evil of the children in his domain. He would quiz them on their church lessons, rewarding them with candy and gifts, or chastising them with sticks or pieces of coal. He was accompanied by a sidekick named “Black Pete,” described by one scholar as a “hairy, chained, horned, blackened, devilish monster...clutching a gaping sack in his hairy claws.” Black Pete’s job was to glare at the children while Nicholas drilled them on their lessons. The menacing monster with African features would every now and again flash his enormous canines and leap toward the frightened children, threatening to beat them with his rod. Nicholas warned the bad children that this “Black Pete” would stuff the little transgressors into his sack only to be released at the next Christmas. This punitive image of St. Nick softened over time in Europe and to this day they still hold events around the image of “Black Pete” with white actors in blackened faces wearing brightly-colored clown suits (see photo). It is probably “Black Pete” who is the inspiration for the popular Dr. Seuss tale “The Grinch Who Stole Christmas.” The practice of giving gifts in the name of Saint Nicholas was frowned upon by the father of the Protestant church Martin Luther who then introduced Christkindlein—a messenger of Christ—as the gift-bringer. Again, through mispronunciation, Christkindlein came to be known as Kris Kringle, a name which is now used interchangeably with Santa.
were related to the period of abundance following the yearly harvest. During the Middle Ages Europe’s rulers tried to infuse a religious component—the birth of Christ—into those highly raucus and sexualized winter celebrations. They hoped this would serve to transition the peasantry from paganism to Christianity, even though they knew that the birthday of Jesus was actually three months earlier in the year. They also knew that the figure they most admired was Nimrod, the ruler who lived to undermine the civilization of Moses, and it was Nimrod who was born on December 25th. Nimrod is described as “the prototype of rebellion against the Almighty.” He married his own mother, and after his death Coming to America she spread the tale that his spirit Though “Black Pete” didn’t make caused a full-grown evergreen tree the trans-Atlantic crossing to the to spring up overnight from a dead “New World” with our chained African tree stump. She claimed that on forbears, “Santa Claus” reached each anniversary of his birth, America in Dutch form along with Nimrod would visit the tree and Black-‐faced white men dressed up like "Black Pete" in a other unseemly pagan customs. The leave gifts on it. This is the real origin recent "Christmas" celebration. Massachusetts Puritan Cotton Mather of the Christmas tree. And this bitterly complained that this imported Christmas tradition scheming European clergy, who were secret admirers of mocked rather than honored Jesus: “[T]he Feast of Christ’s Nimrod and his ways, conflated the saintly Jesus with the Nativity is spent in Reveling, Dicing, Carding, Masking, and in devilish Nimrod, and inspired the gluttonous celebrations we all Licentious Liberty...by Mad Mirth, by long Eating, by hard now call Christmas. Drinking, by lewd Gaming, by rude Reveling...” Often these European immigrants blackened their faces or disguised Saint Nicholas, Jesus, & Racism themselves as animals or even cross-dressed, presumably to Saint Nicholas occupied several peculiar positions in maintain anonymity for much ruder acts, and similar accounts Christian culture including being the patron saint of school of the early Christmases abound including one cleric who children, shipping, and pawn brokers, among other titles. decried the transvestitism, the “Uncleanness and Born in the fourth century in what is now Turkey, his legend Debauchery,” as well as the rampant sexual orgies or would later find its way into America as Santa Claus—a “chambering.” Indeed, there was an annual increase in the mispronunciation of Saint Nicholas. We can see how they number of births in the months of September and October. It connected him to Jesus by an odd legend that gave him got so bad that the Puritans actually outlawed Christmas in power to raise the dead. According to the story an innkeeper their settlement in 1659 and fined those who celebrated in killed three boys and cut up their bodies, intending to sell any way. The holiday was reinstated in 1681 but not before it their remains as pickled pork. Nicholas happened upon the was roundly condemned as blasphemous and far-removed scene, supernaturally sensed the crime and reassembled the from the way of Jesus. bodies and brought them back to life. It was this macabre
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Christmas and Plantation Slavery The Plantation South had its own reasons for promoting the Christmas mythology. In order to combat abolitionist rabblerousing slave owners with the help of Northern newspapers promoted an idyllic garden vision of happy slaves enjoying a festive Christmas season. Traditionally, Christmas fell at a time when the end of harvesting idled the workers. The brutality of the overseers temporarily receded and the enslaved Africans came to regard these times as their only respite from the cruelty of plantation life. They created their own distinctive traditions known by various names including “John Canoeing,” “John Koonering,” or other similar terms. The festivities included singing, dancing, feasting, and dressing up in the white man’s cast-off clothes. The annual merrymaking served planters’ interests who promoted heavy drinking and partying as a pacifying hedge against the always imminent escapes and insurrections. One Georgia slaveowner wrote: “I have seen the jollity & mirth of the black population during the Christmas holidays. Never have I seen any class of people who appeared to enjoy more than do these negroes...” Selling Out Christmas Yet Again Just as the early Christian leaders bargained with the truth of the birth of Christ, the burgeoning merchant class in America positioned themselves to make Christmas a bonanza of consumerism and boundless profits, and so Santa Claus was commandeered to be their portly pitchman. Beginning around 1880, advertisers began to encourage the purchase of manufactured rather than homemade gifts. Wrapping paper and Christmas cards were introduced and Christmas bonuses
and “Christmas Club” bank accounts promoted the holiday as the season of boundless spending. As The Hon. Elijah Muhammad wrote: “The merchants’ pockets are made fat for Christmas—the tobacco factories, the beer and whisky traffic, and wine….There is no holy worship on that day for [Jesus].” The fact that the biggest profiteers on Christ’s birthday are Jewish—in whose synagogues the name of Jesus cannot even be uttered—seems to concern no one. Jewish megamarketers like Gimbels, Macys, Neiman Marcus, Sears, and many others all do their profitable best on this holiest day of the Christian year. This Wall Street version of “Christmas spirit” has led to a growing Black Christian rejection of this profanation of Jesus’ life. They watch every year as His gifts to humanity are bargained away in favor of the image of a morbidly obese white North Polean idol whose jollity is driven solely by credit card debt. Celebrations like Kwanzaa, with its seven principles that are truly worthy of the name— Unity, Self Determination, Collective Work And Responsibility, Cooperative Economics, Purpose, Creativity, and Faith—are gradually infusing more substantive meaning into endof-the-year Black celebration culture. Certainly, Christmas as it is practiced in America is a strange European tradition that has gone out of its way to exclude the Saviour Himself, while generating a massive amount of Black consumer debt, and managing to add a few racist insults on the way. Is this anything that an awakened Black family ought to be involved in? (Read the Hon. Elijah Muhammad’s teachings of Christmas in chapter 33 [pages 173-81] of His book, Our Saviour Has Arrived). [Alan Muhammad is a citizen of the Nation of Islam.]
Unknown Story of Jewish Success in the KKK South: Department Stores & More It would be preposterous to most rational people to imagine a thriving, growing, profitable Jewish business in the heart of Nazi Germany, one that cheerfully welcomed the patronage of Hitler, Himmler, and Gehring. Yet the American South for all its particularly violent forms of racism has an amazing history of Jewish business success. According to Dr. Gary Zola, of the American Jewish Archives, “It was the South that spawned a remarkable number of merchant princes who cut their entrepreneurial teeth in Dixie’s commercial milieu...” Names like Macy’s, Gimbel’s, and Neiman Marcus, started as eager suppliers to the slave plantations and quickly expanded from the Jim Crow South to every major commercial center. Don’t worry, they take Visa, Mastercard and AmEx for all your Christmas purchases.
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