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Michael Goodman

The "Wettest Storm" for piano

(2019)


Performer Notes The "Wettest Storm" is a play on words between Donald Trump's "statement" on Hurricane Florence and the Stormy Daniels scandal.

The tempos given are up to the performer as even the composer is not able to comprehend Trump's "very stable genius mind".

The text is meant to be spoken like Trump; narcissistic, aggressive, boring, and sometimes... with a great temperament.

Free from rhythm at all cost! No exceptions.

Duration... the best of durations!


For Nicholas Phillips' #45miniatures project

The "Wettest Storm" Michael Goodman [ASCAP]

Wettest Storm  = Wettest Notes Possible

Quickly finger tap the frame.

          ..  

tone cluster

    

 

    

 

 

 Eh!

 ..         .. 

One of the wettest we've ever seen...

     

... from the standpoint of water...

©2019 Unanimous Productions

    


2

 Stormy Daniels =45's Personal Best (Inconsistent tempo) Fast, small glisses as high as possible.

 



Wettest Storm  = Wettest Notes Possible



Tremendously big

    

  



Noisy sniff!

 AND!!

tremendously...

wet.

    

    



      



Is this your boat?

    

  


3



IS THIS!



YOUR BOAT?!

Turn and smile

Thumbs up with a dopey grin.

Noisy sniff!

At least you got a nice boat out of the deal.

  

 

 



Tremendously... big...

*

cresc.

* Repeat text with rhymthic figure until new text appears. Cresc. both piano and text.



tremendously... wet...

    


4

 (cresc.)

    

 

(cresc.)

     

accel.

 

      



Big!

 

(accel.)

(cresc.)

and wet! cresc.




5

 

(accel.)

(cresc.)

Post "45 Climax"  = Dead

       

 

Long Noisy Sniff!



Woah!!

 

That was truly... one of the wettest I've (cough) WE have ever seen!!

(Point at random audience member. "Thank you." Thumbs up and nod head. Puckerface Trump look throughout each action.)

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"The 'Wettest Storm'" by Michael Goodman  

Part of the #45miniatures project, commissioned by Nicholas Phillips.

"The 'Wettest Storm'" by Michael Goodman  

Part of the #45miniatures project, commissioned by Nicholas Phillips.

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