TOP 10: Emojis of April
Hazardous Sheets Enter Fourth Month of Continuous Use
“I’ll just buy some new ones next semester, they’re still all good.” May St local cultivates rare fungal colony after disregarding basic hygiene. “None of my slays have complained so it must be sweet.”
Lecturer Suffers Minor Stroke After Being Asked Relevant, Insightful Question
“I thought this day would never come.” Humble professor struggles to come to terms with the concept that someone might genuinely care for what they’ve devoted their life to study.
Direct Correlation Found Between a Lack of Personality and the Amount of Netflix Consumed
Studies have found being a “boring cunt”, has a direct impact on the amount of Netflix binged by an individual. This trait is closely related to being devoid of personality, and being generally painful to interact with.
As connoisseurs of the digital world, it’s upon us to enlighten the masses. Here’s the official Top Ten emojis deemed acceptable for excessive use this month: We truly gettin’ GOOFY out here! This is an emoji destined to express all those crazy student antics you get up to ROFL! Best used: While drinking on a Tuesday! OMFG HAHA don’t you just love wine?! Uuuuuh… hol’ up.. Neat! Isn’t this just a truly universal tool of expressing genuine pleasure. Best used: When something is just really neat! Hiss… Slam this in the group chat as a reminder for your fam to never ‘dog the boys’. Best used: To totally roast your buds haha! In the name of the Father, and the Son, and of the Holy Spirit. Blessing us here is the holiest of emojis. Best used: To bless your companions with the power of the Lord. Did you just serve some much needed truth? This young lady spilling the tea is the digital embodiment of passive aggression. Best used: When showing your besties how you just put ‘some bitch’ in her place. Hahahaha wowee that sure was a funny meme! Make sure to absolutely slam this emoji when your pals get you good with a Facebook tag haha! Best used: During a moment of “OMG this is definitely me hahaha!” ”Oh yap queen that’s that good gooood”. Let the world know you just reached digital climax by slipping a cheeky one of these in. Best used: When someone just absolutely glowed tf up! Sometimes, you need to let your soft side show. This romantic gesture is the modern day equivalent of buying bae a bouquet. Best used: To show your little sugarplum just how much they mean to you xx A N G E R Y. Flaunt your rage with this ontrend display of social media dominance. Being supportive is definitely not the flavour of 2018. Best used: To show the full extent of how ironic you are online. 13