The Nexus Haiku News By Drummond-san Kiwi voted New Zealand’s favourite bird Kiwi is NZ’s favourite bird A useless, flightless Feathered turd
Severe weather brews in the north Memo to New Zealand You pissed Winter off So Summer is cancelled.
Tourists assaulted in Bay of Islands When will the tourists learn? There’s a law in Northland It says “Hit Germans.”
Inflation stays low Money keeps value Happy: importers Disappointed: Balloonists
Earthquake hits Samoa
Children swapped for exotic bird
With all these quakes, We must assume God really hates the Pacific Plate
“Hey, this parrot Does it make less noise than kids? It does? You’ve got a deal!”
Sacked woman awarded $32,000 Accused of stealing meat, Wins court case, says to employer “Where’s the beef?”
Millionaire fined for knocking boy off bike Rich man finds he can’t avoid bike, Or his life resembling The Simpsons
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