Confessions of a Tiny Genius: A Short Story
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A hilarious and heartwarming short story told from the perspective of a baby genius&8212becuse someone has to make sense of this ridiculous world.Sage is seven months old. She drools. She babbles. She&8217sstuck in a highchair that squeaks when she thinks too hard. But behind those wide eyes and wobbly limbs lies a mind sharper than most adults on their second cup of coffee.In Confessions of a Tiny Genius, Sage takes readers on a laugh-out-loud journey through the chaos of early development&8212grapling with philosophical questions, decoding parental behavior, and forming alliances with overlooked toys. From bath-time diplomacy to the first sparks of inter-baby communication (BabbleNet, anyone), she&8217sdetermined to survive and reshape the world&8212onenap at a time.Perfect for fans of observational comedy, witty short fiction, or parents who suspect their child might be silently judging them.&10004A short, comedic read&10004Ideal for fans of clever narrators, baby humor, and modern satire&10004Great gift for new parents, grandparents, or anyone who&8217sever looked at a baby and thought, What are you thinking in there