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LORD DEE’S PONDERINGS Recently a good friend and fellow dog walker very kindly bought Duster IV a treat from the local pet shop. I asked perhaps if I could look after said treat until later as I explained that I do not allow Duster IV to eat in the street as it is the epitome of bad manners.

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On looking up to the heavily beamed roof, which seemed to go on for ever with its bat droppings and cobwebs everywhere, not a spare inch of space was wasted. Hanging down from the handmade chains – iron fencing gates, household tools and numerous old farm implements, such as, wood saws, harrowing tools and ploughing blades. The beamed walls covered in ‘work in progress’ and finished work hanging from handmade nails. The floor was littered with larger farm implements waiting to be painted- unfinished. The now empty fireplaces and rotten bellows stood forlorn. Not only were the metal parts

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Babs decided to take a weekend break at a farm. She wasn’t expecting many visitors and was pleased when a friend of hers went to see her. When the friend arrived she was astonished to see Babs standing as stiff as a board in the cow pasture. ‘What on earth are you doing’ called the friend. ‘Trying to win the Nobel peace prize’ Babs replied. ‘OK, but why are you in the paddock?’ asked the friend. ‘I was reading the newspaper and it said all you had to do to win the Nobel peace prize was to be outstanding in your field.’ Babs replied, sensibly.

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Planning for the 2014 switch-on of the town's much-admired colourful seasonal attraction has already started. Aiming to raise £5500 annually, two fundraising events have been confirmed with more to follow. Teams of up to four persons are invited to register for our QUIZ NIGHT to be held on Friday April 25th. at The Cross Keys, Pulloxhill 7.30 for an 8 p.m. start. The cost is £10 per person which includes a choice of hot supper (lasagne, bangers and mash, or vegetarian option.). Contact Phil on 07904953096 evenings and weekends, or Donna on 01525 844171 daytime to register. Please also note that our popular FUN RACE NIGHT suitable for all the family - takes place at Parkside Hall on Saturday October 18th. Further details about tickets and sponsorship opportunities to follow. Would you like to be involved with The Friends of Ampthill's Christmas Lights as a committee member - about five meetings a year, - to assist with our fundraising efforts, or to help on Switch-On Sunday then please get in touch with Richard Holden (Chairman) on 01525 403141.

Friday 16th May sees a ‘Pamper/Shopping Evening’ to be held at Flitwick Lower School, Temple Way, Flitwick. The event starts at 7.30pm and is an opportunity for a great Girls’ night out with pampering/beauty treatments and shopping. The entrance fee is £5.00. and you are invited to bring your own drinks. To pre-book your tickets or for more information please call Debbie on 07752 390 829. Ampthill & District Inner Wheel are holding a charity fashion show by Beales of Bedford on Friday May 16th at Parkside Hall, Ampthill at 7.00pm. Proceeds to Medicins Sans Frontieres and other Inner Wheel Charities. Stalls include handbags, makeup and jewellery. Tickets are £7.00, including a glass of wine, from 01525 754516 or at the door. Ampthill and District Choral Society, with invited soloists, will be performing Samson by Handel on Saturday May 17 at 7.30pm at Ampthill Methodist Church Dunstable Street Ampthill. Tickets on the door £7. All welcome. For more information contact June Lockley 01525 404238 or Penny Stimson 01234 357750.

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FARMERS MARKETS AT WOBURN

Don’t forget the famous Woburn Farmers Market is on Sunday the 20th April and is held on the Pitchings in Woburn from 10.00am - 2.00pm. You are welcome to come and peruse a great variety of fresh produce!

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7.‘That fell on stony ears.’ 8.‘I’m so stressed even my eyebrows are tense.’ 9.‘If I drive somewhere, it’s part of getting there. 10.‘My mother was so tight she used a fork in the sugar bowl.’ 11.‘It’s rare that you get a heavy drought.’ 12.‘I’ve got all the vinyl on vinyl.’ Thanks again Imp

Happy Birthday to ‘The Mouse’ for the 27th April!

Happy Birthday to Doris ‘The Naiad’ for the 4th April!! Love from everybody! xxx Note to reader: Sorry about the e’s! I am now trying a story with no x’s! Eunice Swarbrick

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Here we bring you the conclusion of this delightful story:

THE RING By Magnus Cowell

I made the arrangements for Thursday and told Julie as soon as I got home. She was flustered, both excited and nervous, and although I could understand the excitement, the nervousness had me baffled. At last, after what seemed an age, Thursday arrived and with it the advent (it’s the only word I can think of to describe it) of Malcolm Percival. He was ceremoniously seated in the lounge, given tea and cakes, and then Julie began. She had, let me add, been extremely evasive up to this point, but as soon as he had finished the tea she began to expound. She told him how she had found the ring and laid it out for his inspection on the small table. Malcolm Percival looked at the ring for about thirty seconds and then he looked directly at my wife. The first thing he said was, “Do you mind if I call you Julie?” My wife almost visibly melted, and not for the first time I wondered: what is it with some men that they have a natural affinity with what women like. Most of us never acquire it and we resent bitterly those who do. That, however, is by the by. Julie said yes, of course, and he continued. “Gold is a very soft metal. If it is buried in the ground it is subject to all manner of changes: the movements of the earth, the depredations of small animals and the changes of the seasons. Over time a ring lost in a garden would show signs of having been in the ground for a good many years. This ring, however,” and he picked it up to show us, “is perfect and unblemished. It could not have been buried for the best part of thirty years and remain in the condition it now appears to be in. Julie, I think I can say without fear of contradiction that you have a heart of gold. You went out of your way to try to bring happiness to my wife and myself by buying a cheap ring and pretending that it was the one we lost. Is that correct?” Julie nodded, blushing furiously. He went on: “I thank you for your kindness and your sentiment. However, there are other considerations to be taken into account. You have both seen my wife, Marianne. I wonder if you can imagine how she would feel wearing a wedding ring so obviously cheap and so obviously bought because there was no alternative available.” Personally I could imagine very well what Marianne’s views would be on the subject, but I said nothing. Malcolm Percival reached into his waistcoat pocket and pulled out a piece of tissue paper. He unfolded it and laid it down on the table a small, cheap gold wedding ring. “I found it the morning after we had the great argument,” he said. “I knew at that time that Marianne would never be happy to wear it and so I never told her. Please do not misunderstand me,” he said. “I know that Marianne loves me dearly, and she has been an excellent wife for many years, but this ring is simply not the kind of token of that life that she would be happy to wear.” He stood up and on his face was a wistful smile that, despite my rather cynical approach to life, I could not help but respond to. “I hope you will allow us to visit you later this year,” he said, “to search for the ring.”

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Now would be the perfect time to book your advertisement in our next edition! Please ring Martin on 01525 841434 to reserve your space or for more details! With Admiral Meethegate

A three part serial about a moment of terror on the A303. Part three:'He's on the phone. I'm sure that's not right and he's waving his arms about. Perhaps he's talking to the lady with a second cousin in Flitwick.' I nod, feeling cold sweat breaking loose between the shoulder blades. 'Ah, he's put the phone down, that's better.' Whatever passed between him and the nice lady with a second cousin in Flitwick he is not over pleased to see our Ford Fusion literally at his feet and expresses whatever he is feeling with a mighty blast

on the horn. It's as if a bell has rung for the second round. Dropping back, surging up to our bumper, bull roaring, engine roaring and to make it more personal he now leans out of the window and swears horribly to the rhythmic beat of his fist on the outside of his door. But then, just as I'm braced for another testosterone loaded charge, a lay-by opens up beside us and we scuttle in like a frightened rabbit leaving our fellow traveller to continue Eastwards roaring with frustration. We pause for a bite to eat and a cup of tea from Nanny's Thermos while I stand by the car, a cool breeze drying my shirt until I feel able to rejoin the fray. Perhaps ten, maybe fifteen

miles further on we see blue flashing lights ahead. Our lorry is parked in a lay-by and a policeman is escorting the driver towards his vehicle while his colleague inspects the lorry. Nanny shuts her book and looks thoughtful. 'May I use your phone again? I'm sure they have received several complaints but I really do think they ought to check his phone, they can do that can't they?' I pass the phone across without enthusiasm, I've had enough, I want to go home and in the absence of rage I yearn for peace, understanding and forgiveness. It would seem that Nanny Willshaw never gets excited or angry but she does get even: And how! Admiral Meethegate

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Continued from last month: In the dark all four boarded the small tender. The motor spluttered into life and we set off into the inky blackness. By using the lights from the two pubs we knew roughly where the boat was moored and spent some time motoring around in the dark. A shape loomed up in front of us - a boat! We groped our way round to the boat’s stern and with the aid of a cigarette lighter read the name. Not ours. Eventually we found the correct craft and climbed aboard. Soon we were lulled to sleep by the gentle rocking motion of the boat, the creaking timbers being our lullaby. Why do all boats have creaking timbers, even when built of fibre glass? The return trip was a joy. A broad reach led to a very pleasant, and quite rapid, sail home. The experience led to our noble captain changing career and plying his trade at sea for several years and for another member of the crew to buy his own boat. Some thirty five years later we decided to repeat the adventure. We were older, wiser and heavier than before, indeed that small tender would have stood no chance! One thing remained constant however, our skipper was still sick over the side of the boat, but I think the copious amount of beer he consumed rather than no sealegs was the reason. P.S. The Fuddler has a wonderful new column. I refer to the excellent ‘Briars and Brogues’. Witty and informative congratulations to all involved. One piece of criticism, however. It appears that the reporters imbibed upon Becks, a lager. Surely a real ale or flagon of mead would be more in keeping with the overall ambience. • ‘Briars and Brogues’ hope to be back next month

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said my goodbyes and went to see if there was anyone at reception, there was, so I returned the key and paid a reasonable 38.10 euro’s (that’s for the whole room so if I had wanted to share with two people it would have been a third of that) and enquired about any guided tours. “Yes one has just started in the court yard, GO NOW!” so off I marched, I joined the back of a group and immediately the guide stopped talking and all eyes were on me, “have you paid!” she said “err no, how much is it?” “30 euro’s” she barked at me “I have to be off soon thanks anyway” and off I went for my own free tour, I found the museum and it looked free so I had a wander round that instead, It is a very interesting place and the

ingenuity of the prisoners escape attempts was astonishing! They made German army uniforms out of blankets, forging German papers so If they got stopped they had the right documents and famously they managed to build a whole glider to fly out of the castle right under the Germans noses, the war ended and they never got to try it out but recent reconstructions show that it would have actually worked! This place has hundreds of stories concerning escape attempts and in the end it was quite a game to the Germans. On most foiled escape attempts they got the prisoners to act out how they did it for the guard’s entertainment! One which is quite amusing is one prisoner put on one of the

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MEERKAT GOES WALKABOUT TO THE RIDGMONT STATION TEA ROOM….. A few weeks ago Meerkat stopped off at the Ridgmont Station Tea Rooms. She had been told it was a place to visit. What a treat. From the tea room she could look out onto the station itself. There is a little area, where on a lovely summer day she would be able to sit outside. The whole place was so atmospheric and the welcome - very warming. Meerkat thought to herself …… ‘had Celia Johnson and Trevor Howard walked in (‘Brief Encounter’ fame) and sat down they would not have been out of place’ Meerkat enjoyed a cup of coffee and a slice of delicious home made cake. There were lots of other freshly made foods on the menu and cream teas are a specialty …… something to look forward to on the next visit. The tea room itself is beautifully decorated and set out. Delicate quintessential memorabilia which adorn the room gives that wonderful restful feeling …. whisks one away to restore the soul ….. and we all need restoring every now and again. Of course being a ‘one time’ busy station one would expect to see a train or two. The Bedford to Bletchley train stops every hour. Of course that train being modern, it more or less glided into the station that afternoon. If one was deep in conversation or a book one might not even notice. It certainly would not disturb. More fascinating was a goods train that passed through – it musically ‘rumbled’ through and that rumble echoed across the tea room floor; not in a menacing way - no – it bought the tea room alive and gave Meerkat a momentary glimpse into its former life. Meerkat suggests you pay a visit ……. you won’t be disappointed. Also from 8th April, there will be tours around the station to enjoy its history…. Meerkat was lucky the day she visited because a young lady was being shown round before joining the volunteers team and Meerkat was invited to ‘tag along’ and being naturally nosey and not one to miss an opportunity Meerkat tagged along ……. and was fascinated. If any of you, the reader, have any memories about Ridgmont station please contact Stephen Sleight – Marston Vale Community Rail Partnership Officer - because all history connected with the station is important. (01234)832645 or Stephen@bedssrcc.org.uk

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With Archie Fairweather & the Photographer's Assistant

You have a chance to win £50.00 worth of vouchers to spend with any advertiser in this edition! All you have to do is to identify these Churches and where they are, then email your answer to martin@thefuddler.com or if

you don’t have email write down your answers on a postcard and drop it into Martins Newsagents at Church Street Ampthill. Closing date is 30th April and the winner will be the 1st of the correct answers drawn on May 1st.

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With Lauren Louella Boughalls Hello everyone once again. Firstly very many thanks to everybody who had a go at identifying last month’s poser! Congratulations to Win, Brian, Robbie, Roy, Jennifer and everyone else who correctly identified the picture as the shelter in Tingrith. This month we have once again been travelling around in the villages of Fuddlerland and have come across this idyllic pastoral scene. But do you recognise it and where it could be?

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Last year I went to the most remote part of the UK - a small island. It has a new school costing £1 million. There is just one pupil and one teacher who happens to be his mother. Population about 30. Christmas day is celebrated on January 6th and New Year’s Day on January 1th. Missed shots? I went to our local golf club for one of their super meals. Whilst there I counted the golf balls on the flat roof section - there were 17. Remember that a clock that has stopped is right twice a day. One which is either slow or fast is never right. With all the saturated fields and a lot of them flooded I wondered how moles survive, or don’t they? We do have one mole on top of our garage roof but the garage is underground with a foot of soil on top and is turfed. Sign on the back of a real sporty car: 0 to 60 eventually. I got the yard broom out the other day and gave our paving slabs a good scrub. I thought it would be good practise in case I’m in the next Olympic Curling team. A lad was telling us how he used to work in a coal mine. Then someone asked what type of lighting they used. He replied that he didn’t know as he only did the day shift. On altering the clock I didn’t meet anyone who forgot to put it forward one hour but I did meet one person who put hers back one hour. A man whose home was struck by lightning received only minor injuries but was taken to hospital suffering from severe shock. (They were probably right.)

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Gladstone turned out to be a 6yr old English bulldog, a quite grumpy but adorable, muscular strong dog with wrinkly skin. He had short fat legs and a big round tummy, did not need much exercise and he slobbered and drooled a lot. Before you lot say anything about “dogs resembling their owners” remember I was just walking him, but yes there could be a couple of characteristics we have in common, and if I was ever to get a dog myself I would get a similar model.

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One part of Gladstone’s behaviour that was greatly appealing was that he was completely reluctant to participate in other, sometimes annoying and seemingly pointless canine activities that other members of his subspecies indulge in. For example he was entirely uninterested in chasing after sticks, balls and other ‘doggie’ projectiles. He never ran around madly chasing his tail, rolling about madly in muddy wet puddles and would simply walk past other dog’s deposits without having the need to smell them constantly. Gladstone was also completely disinterested in other dogs, he would not bark or growl at them, unless one got too close to his never regions with their nose of course, and then he would just turn and give the

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Gladstone’s reluctance to go into a gentle trot and interfere with his writing. So I got to walk him twice a day during the week, Rolly’s partner Jeremy, came to stay at weekends and would take up the dog walking duties. During the 2 months I walked Gladstone I was invited to several garden parties hosted by Rolly and Jez, as I was now encouraged to call Jeremy. I met the Patsy lookalike, Annie there a couple of times and she even tried to get myself and one of her friends, Helen, together ...... but that is another story. I really enjoyed my time with Gladstone but all good things must come to an end. ‘Laziness can be considered a virtue if people consider you cute enough’

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The Fuddler April 2014  

A free, lighthearted publication from Ampthill, UK

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