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‫ﺗﺠﺎ ﺗــﻰ ﻣﺮﻳﻜﺎ ﺻــﺪ ﻫﻮ ﭘﻴﻤﺎ ﺑﻮﺋﻴﻨــﮓ ‪ 747‬ﺑﻪ ﻳﺮ ﺑﻪ‬ ‫ﭘﺮ ﺧﺖ ‪ 15‬ﻣﻴﻠﻴﻮ ﻻ ﺟﺮﻳﻤﻪ ﻣﺤﻜﻮ‪ 1‬ﺷﺪ‪:‬‬

‫ﺗﻮ ﻧﺴــﺘﻪ ﺳﺖ ﻳﺮ ﻧﺠﺎ‪ 1‬ﻫﺪ ]‪ [...‬ﻣﺔ ﺑﻂ ﻳﺮ ‬ ‫ ﻧﮕﻠﻴﺲ ﺑﺴﺘﮕﻲ ﺑﻪ ﻓﺘﺎ ﻧﮕﻠﻴﺴﻲﻫﺎ ]‪«[...‬‬

‫» ﻳﻦ ﺷــﺮﻛﺖ ﻏﺎ ﻛﺘﺒﺮ ‪ 2005‬ﺳــﺖ ﻛﻢ ﺳــﻪ ﺳﺎ‪ Q‬ﺑﺪ ‬ ‫ﻛﺴﺐ ﺟﻮ ﺻﺎ ﺗﻰ ﺟﺖ ﺑﻮﺋﻴﻨﮓ ‪ 747‬ﻣﺮﻳﻜﺎ ﺑﻪ ﻳﺮ ﺻﺎ ‬ ‫ﻣﻰﻛﺮ ‪«.‬‬

‫ ﻟﺒﺘــﻪ ﻣﺎ ﻓﻜــﺮ ﻣﻰﻛﻨﻴﻢ ﻛﻪ » ﻣﺔ« ﻳﻦ ﺑﺤﺚ ﺷــﻴﺮﻳﻦ ﻫﻢ‬ ‫ﺑﺴﺘﮕﻰ ﺑﻪ ﻧﻮ} ﺗﺮﻳﺎ‪ ? Z‬ﺧﻮ ﻫﺪ ﺷﺖ! ﻻﻳﺘﻰ ﻛﻪ ﻋﻤﺮ ‬ ‫ ﺑــﻪ ﻧﻮﻛﺮ ﻻﻟﻰ ﺑﺮ ﺳــﺎ ﻣﺎ ﺳــﻴﺎ ﮔﺬ ﻧﺪ‪ ،%‬ﻣﺮ ‬ ‫ﺑﺮ ﻣﺎ ﻗﺪ ‪ 4‬ﻓﺴــﺎﻧﻪ ﺣﻜﻮﻣﺖ ﺳــﻼﻣﻰ ﻗﺼﻪﭘﺮ

‬ ‫ﻫــﻢ ﻣﻰﻛﻨــﺪ! ﮔﻮﻳﺎ ﻓﺮ ﻣﻮ? ﻛــﺮ ‪ %‬ﻛﻪ ﺑﺮﻳﺘﺎﻧﻴﺎ ﺳــﻬﺎﻣﺪ ‬ ‫ﻋﻤﺪ‪ h‬ﻫﻤﺎ ﻛﻨﺴﺮﺳﻴﻮﻣﻰ ﺳــﺖ ﻛﻪ ﻗﺮ ﺧﻔﺖﺑﺎ ? ‬ ‫ﺳﻮ ﺣﻜﻮﻣﺖ ﺳﻼﻣﻰ ﻫﻤﭽﻨﺎ ﺳﻜﻮ‪ 4‬ﺗﻤﺪﻳﺪ ﻣﻰﺷﻮ !‬ ‫ﻳﺎ ﺷــﺎﻳﺪ ﻣﺸــﺎ ﻫﺒﺮ ﻳﺎ ﺑﺮ ‪ %‬ﺑﺎﺷــﺪ ﻛﻪ ﮔﻨﺪ‪ 1‬ﺑﻨﺰﻳﻦ‬ ‫ ﺗﻔﻨﮓ ﺳــﺎﺋﻞ ﺷــﻜﻨﺠﺔ »ﺑﺰ ﮔﺘﺮﻳﻦ ﻗﺪ ‪ 4‬ﻣﻨﻄﻘﻪ« ‬ ‫ﻛﺠﺎ ﺗﺄﻣﻴﻦ ﻣﻰﺷــﻮ ‪ ،‬ﻳﺎ ﻳﻨﻜﻪ ﻻ ﻫﺎ ﺣﺎﺻﻞ ﭼﭙﺎ ‪Q‬‬ ‫ﻧﻔــﺖ ﻛﺪ ‪ 1‬ﺑﺎﻧﻚﻫﺎ ‪e‬ﺧﻴﺮ‪ %‬ﺷــﺪ‪%‬؟ ﺑﻠــﻪ‪ ،‬ﻗﺘﻰ ﭘﺎ ‬ ‫ﻣﻨﻘﻞ ﺑﻪ »ﺳﺎﻳﻪ ﺳــﺎ ﻻﻳﺖ« ﺑﺮ ﻳﺪ ﻋﺎﻟﻢ ﻫﭙﺮ ‪ 4‬ﻳﻦ‬ ‫ﮔﻨﺪ‪%‬ﮔﻮﺋﻰﻫﺎ ﻫﻢ ﻣﻰﺗﻮ ﻧﻴﺪ ﺑﻜﻨﻴﺪ‪ .‬ﻟﺒﺘﻪ ﻣﺸــﺎ ﺧﺎﻣﻨﻪ ‬ ‫ ﻣﻮ ﺑﻴﻦ ﻟﻤﻠــﻞ ﻗﻊ ﺑﻪ ﺑﺎ ﻧﺸــﺨﻮ ﺗﺮﻫﺎ‪» 4‬ﻧﻘﻮ «‪،‬‬ ‫ﻧﻤﺎﻳﻨﺪ‪ h‬ﻣﻴﻦ ﻣﺸــﻐﻮ‪ Q‬ﺳــﺖ ﻛﻪ ﺑﺮ ﺧﻮﺷــﺨﺪﻣﺘﻰ ﺑﻪ‬ ‫ ﻧﮕﻠﺴــﺘﺎ ﻃﺮ‪ i‬ﻳﻚ ﻓﻮ ﻳﺘﻰ ﻗﻄﻊ ﺑﻄﻪ ﺑﺎ ﻳﻦ ﻛﺸــﻮ ﺑﻪ‬ ‫ﭘﺎﺳــﺪ ﻻ ﻳﺠﺎﻧﻰ ﺗﻘﺪﻳﻢ ﻛﺮ ‪ ،%‬ﻏﻼﻣﺒﭽﺔ ﺳــﻔﺎ ‪ 4‬ﻧﻴﺰ ‬ ‫ ﻳﻦ ﻃﺮ‪ i‬ﺳــﺘﻘﺒﺎ‪ Q‬ﻓﺮﻣﻮ ‪ ،%‬ﭼﺮ ﻛــﻪ ﻳﻨﺼﻮ ‪ 4‬ﺑﺮﻳﺘﺎﻧﻴﺎ‬ ‫ﻫــﻢ ﺟﺎﻳﮕﺎ‪ %‬ﻣﻤﺘــﺎ ﻣﺮﻳﻜﺎ ﻗﺮ ﻣﻰﮔﻴــﺮ ﻣﻰﺗﻮ ﻧﺪ ‬ ‫ ﺑﻂ ﭘﻨﻬﺎ ﺑﺎ ﻛﻨﻴﺰ ﻣﻄﺒﺨﻰ ﺑﻬﺮ‪%‬ﻣﻨﺪ ﺷــﻮ ‪ .‬ﮔﻮ ﻛﻦﻫﺎ‬ ‫ﻫﻢ ﺷــﻌﺎ ﻧﺒﺮ ﺑﺎ ﻧﮕﻠﻴﺲ ﺑﻪ ﻳﮕﺮ ﺷﻌﺎ ﻫﺎ ﺑﻠﻬﺎﻧﺔ ﺧﻮ ‬ ‫ﻣﻰ ﻓﺰ ﻳﻨــﺪ؛ ﺧﻼﺻﻪ ﻳﻦ ﻗﻀﻴﻪ ﺑﻪ ﻧﻔﻊ ﻫﻤﻪ ﺗﻤﺎ‪ 1‬ﻣﻰﺷــﻮ ‪،‬‬ ‫ﺟﺰ ﻣﻠﺖ ﻳﺮ ! ﻟﺒﺘﻪ ﮔﻮ ﻛﻦﻫﺎ ﺷــﺘﺒﺎ‪ %‬ﻣﻰﻛﻨﻨﺪ‪ ،‬ﭼﺮ ﻛﻪ‬ ‫ ﻗﻌﻴــﺖ ﻣﺎ ﻣﻜﺎ ﻧﺎ ﻳﺪ‪ %‬ﻣﻰﮔﻴﺮﻧﺪ‪ .‬ﺑﻪ ﻫﻤﻴﻦ ﻟﻴﻞ‬ ‫ ﺳﺖ ﻛﻪ ﻻﻳﺘﻰ ﻣﺔ ﭘﻮﭼﻴﺎ‪ 4‬ﺧﻮ ﻣﻰﮔﻮﻳﺪ‪» ،‬ﻃﻰ ‪57‬‬ ‫ﺳــﺎ‪ Q‬ﺳﻠﻄﻨﺖ ﭘﻬﻠﻮ ﻳﻚ ﻧﺘﺨﺎﺑﺎ‪ 4‬ﻗﻌﻰ ﺷﺘﻴﻢ ﻧﻬﻢ ‬ ‫ﻣﺠﻠﺲ ﻫﻔﺪﻫﻢ ﻣﺎ ﻣﺼﺪ‪ f‬ﺑﻮ ‪«!%‬‬

‫ﺑﻠﻪ! ﻣﻄﻤﺌﻦ ﺑﺎﺷﻴﻢ ﻛﻪ » ‪ «i‬ﻣﺮﻳﻜﺎ ﻫﻢ ﻳﻦ ﺻﺎ ‪ 4‬ﺧﺒﺮ‬ ‫ﻧﺪ ﺷﺖ! ﻣﺎ ﭘﺲ ﻓﺸﺎ ﺑﻂ ﮔﻮ ﻛﻦﻫﺎ ﺑﺎ ﻧﮕﻠﻮﺳﺎﻛﺴﻮ ﻫﺎ‬ ‫ﻳــﻚ ﻓﻮ ﻳﮕﺮ ﻧﻴﺰ ﺑﺮ ﻣﺒﺎ ‪ %‬ﺑــﺎ » ﻣﭙﺮﻳﺎ‪ «M‬ﭘﺎ ﺑﻪ ﻣﻴﺪ ‬ ‫ﮔﺬ ‪ .‬ﺣﻀﺮ‪ 4‬ﻻﻳﺘﻰ‪ ،‬ﻣﺸــﺎ ﻫﺒﺮ ﻓﺮ ﻧﻪ ﻣﻮ ﺑﻴﻦ ﻟﻤﻠﻞ‪،‬‬ ‫ ﻧﮕﻠﺴــﺘﺎ ﺑﻪ ﻗﻄﻊ ﺑﻂ ﺗﻬﺪﻳﺪ ﻓﺮﻣﻮ ﻧﺪ‪ .‬ﺑﻪ ﮔﺰ ? ﻛﻴﻬﺎ ‪،‬‬ ‫ ﻳﻦ ﺳﺨﻨﺎ ﻣﻀﺤﻚ ﺣﺎﺷﻴﺔ ﻫﻤﺎﻳﺶ » ﺳﺎﻳﻪ ﺳﺎ ﻻﻳﺖ«‬ ‫ﺑﻪ ﺧﺒﺮﻧــﮕﺎ ﻓﺎ ‪M‬ﻧﻴﻮ ﺗﺤﻮﻳﻞ ‪ %‬ﺷــﺪ‪ .%‬ﻣﺸــﺎ ﺧﺎﻣﻨﻪ ‪،‬‬ ‫ﻫﻤﺎﻧﻄﻮ ﻛﻪ ﺳــﻮ ﺑﻪ »ﺣﻘﺔ ﻓﻮ « ﻣﻰ ﻧــﺪ ﭼﻨﻴﻦ ﻓﺮﻣﻮ ﻧﺪ‬ ‫ﻛﻪ‪ » ،‬ﻧﮕﻠﺴــﺘﺎ ﻣﺮ ﻗﺐ ﻣﻨﺎﻓﻊ ﻣﺪ‪ 4‬ﺧﻮ ﺑﺎﺷــﺪ ﺑﺪ ﻧﺪ ‬ ‫ ﻗﺎﺟﺎ ﭘﻬﻠﻮ ﻧﻴﺴــﺘﻴﻢ‪ «.‬ﻳﺸﺎ ﺳﭙﺲ ﺑﺎ ﺷﺎ ‪ %‬ﺑﻪ ﺣﻘﺔ‬ ‫ ﻓــﻮ ﮔﻔﺘﻨﺪ‪ ،‬ﺑﻪ ﻣــﺎ ﺣﻘﻪ ﻧﺰﻧﻴﺪ‪ » ،‬ﻳﺮ ﻧﻴﺮ ﻣﻨﺪﺗﺮﻳﻦ ﻛﺸــﻮ ‬ ‫ﺧﺎ ﻣﻴﺎﻧﻪ ﺳــﺖ!« ﻻﻳﺘﻰ ﻛﻪ ﻧﺸــﺌﮕﻰ ﺗﺮﻳﺎ‪ Z‬ﺷﻨﺎ ﺑﻮ ‪،%‬‬ ‫ﺗﻼ? ﻛﺮ ‪ %‬ﻛﻪ ﺧﻴﻠﻰ ﻫﻢ »ﻣﻨﻄﻘﻰ« ﺑﺎﺷــﺪ‪ ،‬ﻳﻨﺮ ﻣﻰﮔﻮﻳﺪ‪،‬‬ ‫»ﺑﻪ ﻓﺮ~ ﻛﻪ ﻧﮕﻠﺴــﺘﺎ ﻫﻤﺎ ﻗﺪ ‪ 4‬ﻗﺪﻳﻢ ﺷﺘﻪ ﺑﺎﺷﺪ ﺗﺎ ‪%‬‬ ‫ﻣﻰﺷﻮ ﻣﺜﻞ ﻣﺮﻳﻜﺎ! ﻣﮕﺮ ﻣﺮﻳﻜﺎ ﺗﺎ ﻣﺮ ﺗﻮ ﻧﺴﺘﻪ ﻛﺎ ﻧﺠﺎ‪1‬‬ ‫ ﻫﺪ؟« ﺑﻠــﻪ‪ » ،‬ﻣﺮﻳﻜﺎ ﻫﻴﭻ ﻏﻠﻄﻰ ﻧﻤﻰﺗﻮ ﻧﺪ ﺑﻜﻨﺪ« ﻳﻦ ﻫﻤﺎ ‬ ‫ﺷﻌﺎ ﺧﻮ? ﻃﻌﻢ ﺷــﻴﺮﻳﻨﻰ ﺑﻮ ﻛﻪ ﺳﺎ ﻣﺎ ﺳﻴﺎ ﺑﻪ ﻫﺒﺮﻛﺒﻴﺮ‬ ‫ ﻧﻘــﻼ( ﻳــﺎ ‪ %‬ﺑﻮ ‪ ،‬ﻣﻰﺑﻴﻨﻴﻢ ﻛﻪ ﭘﺲ ﺳــﻪ ﻫﻪ ﻻﻳﺘﻰ‬ ‫ﻫﻨﻮ ﺑﻪ ﻧﺸﺨﻮ ﻣﺰﻣﺰ‪ h‬ﺷﻌﺎ ﻛﺬ ﻣﺸﻐﻮ‪ Q‬ﺳﺖ‪:‬‬ ‫» ﻳﺮ ]‪ [...‬ﻣﺮ ﻣﻘﺘﺪ ﺗﺮﻳﻦ ﻛﺸــﻮ ﺧﺎ ﻣﻴﺎﻧﻪ ﺳــﺖ ]‪ [...‬ﮔﺮ‬ ‫ ﻧﮕﻠﻴﺲ ]‪ [...‬ﻗﺪ ‪ 4‬ﺳﺘﻌﻤﺎ ﺧﻮ ﺷﺘﻪ ﺑﺎﺷﺪ‪ ،‬ﻣﺜﻞ‬ ‫ ﻣﺮﻳﻜﺎ ﻣﻲﺷﻮ ﺳﺌﻮ ‪ Q‬ﻳﻨﺠﺎﺳﺖ ﻛﻪ ﻣﺮﻳﻜﺎ ﺗﺎ ﻣﺮ ﭼﻪ ﻛﺎ ‬