Is masturbation still a thing? I definitely still do it. Also, I've really been into cliffsides lately. I've been masturbating to cliffsides lately. Sometimes they'll just be some pictures on the internet or something but I really get off when I drive out to a cliffside and blow a load over the side of it. If there's a river or any stream of water in it I like to cum in those too and watch my sperm float downstream, unaware of my apathy for its now pointless existence. Sometimes I imagine that I knocked up some hot fish though and somewhere out there is a mermaid that I'll have to pay child support for one day. I aint paying for shit. I'm pretty sure it's unlikely, because fish have fish pussys and not human pussys. I aint paying for shit though, really.
Published on Jun 18, 2015