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Gravity is only a theory.


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Unlimit yourself.


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Take the path of most resistance.


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Pass by more goals.


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Success isn’t measured on a scale.


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Part therapy. Part torture.


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Forget everything you knew about yourself.


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Remind your muscles what their job is.


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Your muscles do bend that far.


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Bend yourself out of shape.


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Know no more short cuts.


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Do you know much more you have in you?


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How hard did you breathe today?


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You can’t. Or can you?


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Know what you didn’t know then.


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Can’t won’t.


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Steal more girlfriends.


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Impress no one.


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Amazing what you can do if you try.


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Over time, the weights lift you.


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There’s no crying in weight lifting.


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Don’t underestimate how much you’ve been underestimated.


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Wake up from your wuss coma.


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Who knew counting to 5 could be so hard?


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Don’t underestimate anything else. Ever.


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If we gave medals, you’d have to work harder to get one.


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Same chemical reaction as chocolate.


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Confidence can out-muscle some muscles.


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Sweat shop. Now hiring.


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Lose some weight off your shoulders.


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Take a motivational supplement. (Alt: Be your own supplement.)


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(Treadmill/Running)

Know exactly where you’re going.


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It’s never too early.


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The easiest way to get into shape doesn’t exist.


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(Drinking fountain or someone sweating)

Drown your sorrows in sweat.


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(???? Perhaps visual with someone older)

Out lift a face lift.


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(Treadmill/Running)

If you can’t breathe, you should keep going.


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In-Gym Only

No one cares if you’re famous.


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