Gravity is only a theory.
Take the path of most resistance.
Pass by more goals.
Success isnâ€™t measured on a scale.
Part therapy. Part torture.
Forget everything you knew about yourself.
Remind your muscles what their job is.
Your muscles do bend that far.
Bend yourself out of shape.
Know no more short cuts.
Do you know much more you have in you?
How hard did you breathe today?
You can’t. Or can you?
Know what you didnâ€™t know then.
Steal more girlfriends.
Impress no one.
Amazing what you can do if you try.
Over time, the weights lift you.
Thereâ€™s no crying in weight lifting.
Don’t underestimate how much you’ve been underestimated.
Wake up from your wuss coma.
Who knew counting to 5 could be so hard?
Donâ€™t underestimate anything else. Ever.
If we gave medals, youâ€™d have to work harder to get one.
Same chemical reaction as chocolate.
Confidence can out-muscle some muscles.
Sweat shop. Now hiring.
Lose some weight off your shoulders.
Take a motivational supplement. (Alt: Be your own supplement.)
Know exactly where youâ€™re going.
It’s never too early.
The easiest way to get into shape doesnâ€™t exist.
(Drinking fountain or someone sweating)
Drown your sorrows in sweat.
(???? Perhaps visual with someone older)
Out lift a face lift.
If you canâ€™t breathe, you should keep going.
No one cares if you’re famous.