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Contributions by Hannah Howe Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team? Because she ran away from the ball!

Golfer: Do you think my game is improving? Caddy: Yes, sir. You miss the ball much closer now.

What position does a ghost play in soccer? Ghoulie

The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back. How is baseball similar to a pancake? They both need a good batter.

My wrestler friend had triplets recently. She named her children ‘Niagara’, ‘Victoria’ and ‘The Hunt for the Red October’. In other words, two falls and one sub mission.

What’s brown, hard and long and very bad for your dental health? A swinging baseball bat.

I'm not good at sports, but I like parallel parking. Unlike sports, the worse you are at parallel parking, the more people you have rooting for you. - 14 -

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