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Contributions by Hannah Howe What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians? A drummer. How is a drum solo like a sneeze? You can sense them coming, but you can’t do a thing about it. What’s the difference between a drummer and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four. What’s green and sings? Elvis Parsley

What’s the latest crime wave in New York? Drive by viola recitals. I went to the opera once. I tell you what, they don’t like it when you join in... What happens when you play country music backwards? You sober up, your wife returns and your dog comes back to life. I wrote a song the other day. It’s called ‘Broken Alarm Clock Blues’. It starts like this...’Woke up this afternoon...’

I took a course last year, ‘Learn the piano in ten easy lessons.’ And do you know what, I did it! However, the first 180 were really hard. I’m not playing all the wrong notes. In fact, I’m playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order. - 38 -

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