Page 96

In the Sixteenth Arrondissement SOMETIMES THE STUCK-UP bitter old Botoxed women angling for position with unapologetic and undisguised homicidal impatience in Monoprix’s checkout aisles are just too much, so instead of trying to reason with the evil rich swine, you take your two-euro bottle of Bordeaux and smash it across their face. And while they’re bleeding to death next to the Mentos and Cachou Lajaunies, you can still hear them saying: Me first, Me first, Me first, as you calmly wait to pay the pea-brained cashier and feel a soupçon of pity for the other SMIC earners who will be forced to clean up the mess.

96

Profile for Mojave River Media

Mojave River Review spring/summer 2019  

The Mojave River Review spring/summer 2019 issue spotlights superb poetry and prose by brilliant contributors from around the globe. Enjoy 2...

Mojave River Review spring/summer 2019  

The Mojave River Review spring/summer 2019 issue spotlights superb poetry and prose by brilliant contributors from around the globe. Enjoy 2...

Advertisement