got any plans for Christmas?
yeah I have, whatâ€™s it to you, you nosey fuc
MO D E R N TO S S CHRISTMAS SPECIAL S I X T Y PAG E S O F S E A S O N A L A N A LYS I S I N C A RTO O N
by Jon Link and Mick Bunnage
festive grid drain
would you mind turning it down a bit, itâ€™s affecting my wife's dialysis machine
perhaps youâ€™d like to explain that to my little kiddie
credit crunch Christmas fortress open up mate weâ€™re from debt recovery, all that shit in your house officially belongs to my boss
just let the little kiddie have another couple of hours on his bike
seasonal affective disorder
next door want to know if weâ€™d like to pop over for a mince pie
Iâ€™ve got a fucking mince pie
NEW YEAR DISCO
alright? waiting for Big Ben to tell
you youâ€™ve just shitted another year of your life up the fucking wall? yeah why not eh?...
Modern Toss Christmas Special out November 8th available from www.moderntoss.com and all good bookshops