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got any plans for Christmas?

yeah I have, what’s it to you, you nosey fuc

Christmas Special


MO D E R N TO S S CHRISTMAS SPECIAL S I X T Y PAG E S O F S E A S O N A L A N A LYS I S I N C A RTO O N

by Jon Link and Mick Bunnage


festive grid drain

would you mind turning it down a bit, it’s affecting my wife's dialysis machine

perhaps you’d like to explain that to my little kiddie


credit crunch Christmas fortress open up mate we’re from debt recovery, all that shit in your house officially belongs to my boss

just let the little kiddie have another couple of hours on his bike


seasonal affective disorder

next door want to know if we’d like to pop over for a mince pie

I’ve got a fucking mince pie


drive-by abuser

NEW YEAR DISCO

alright? waiting for Big Ben to tell

you you’ve just shitted another year of your life up the fucking wall? yeah why not eh?...


Modern Toss Christmas Special out November 8th available from www.moderntoss.com and all good bookshops


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