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E MO T I
It is a mistake for a sculptor or a painter
aIt releases tension needed for his work.
- Henry Moore
I O NAL We all have emotions, and emotions work like a
machine... a fine tuned weird machine with many many cogs but what do we do when something grinds theses cogs in an unusual way, I should probably mention that these cogs are made of glass and they jam... That would pretty much explain how tension feels, but what happens when the glass cogs scrape and shatter? the chaos that ends this state of stress is emotional tension and the draw backs that come with it can be disastrous and even harmful, maybe even cause a mental break down. People sometimes combust in the street into a big wet ball of tears and wreckage. To avoid this kind of tension vent emotions as much as possible. Perhaps even start slapping people in the street, only people you know you can beat in a fight though... and donâ€™t go to far or you will get arrested and beaten up by the police yourself which is never fun or relaxing. Buy a scented candle if you lack the badass gene, sensible? Yes.
R E L I G
If it really causes this much tension why not all
become Mormons, we can say we are all born dead and can marry who ever we want however many times we want and have sex with ducks and have gay marriage as its all the same. NO! The jews hate the Christians the french hate everyone and everyone loves the gays... bar them, them and them! Letâ€™s not even mention muslims or draw pictures of them as it could all go horribly wrong or worse! They might destroy my shoes. I love shoes far too much and in away my christian mother resents that as I should put nothing before her god, my god is my bank card and if that causes tension by chipping and pinning so be it religion isnâ€™t for everyone and the sooner we learn this the better. It will solve a hell of a lot of tension. Perhaps even bring peace on earth.
G I O U S
Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show. - Rob Corddry
S E X He paused, letting the tension mount. His solemn gaze met mine. â€œHow long are you going to make me wait? â€? - Mills and Boon extract
U A L The most tension in the world at this moment would be sexual. Everyone wants sex but not everyone gets it. Here comes the tension, welcome to the world its tough hard and everyone wants to get rid of this tension just by grinding up on people and stretching the lead, but if you get a smack of the guy or girl you grind up on (unless that kind of thing gets you off) it only leads to even more kinds of painful torturous tension. As much as tension holds us in a clearer state perhaps this kind of tension does not need to linger. Go out and get a prostitute or if you donâ€™t have the funds. Sit on your hand and go to town on yourself until you get your rocks well and truly off. Tension is not always needed, but sometimes if you build it up just enough and solve it... Just donâ€™t wait too long as it could get messy, fact.
TENSION (ten-sion) NOUN 1. State of being stretched tight. 2. Mental or emotional strain.
3. The awkward silnece when you see a guy you have slept with and whoâ€™s name you canâ€™t remember.
avoid tension stop sleeping around!