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s much as you would like to deny, there is something very sexual about an exotic dancer. The way they move, the way they strip it down and the way they can make us let go of our money. Our fantasy moment in this issue is... The Exotic Dancer. This sexy shot is from Digital Playground’s Bikini Bang Bang.

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Busty brunette Mackenzee Pierce takes it from behind in ‘Spread’.

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SINFUL: Thank you for the interview, what led you to take a career in the porn industry? Mary: I have always liked to be centre of attention and was always a performer. I was the star ballet dancer at my high school that had a great arts program, and then I was on my college dance team at FAU where I was also a theatre major. While in college I tried stripping for 3 months to pay bills and they had feature dancers, and I of course wanted to be one of them, so I became a feature and found out to make the big money as a feature, you should become a porn star. So I did that! SINFUL: How did you get your hosting job of “The Mary Carey Happy Hour� on Vivid Radio on SiriusXM Channel 102? Mary: I have always loved radio. I was on the Howard Stern Show starting in 2001 and have been on over 17 times and co-hosted Mancow in Chicago in 2006 and have done tons of other radio interviews. When I was called to come in and test for Vivid Radio I jumped at the opportunity. Radio is always something I have wanted to branch into and it is a career I would like to do for the next 20 years because you can do it when you are old and have saggy boobies. Working for Vivid is something I have always wanted to do and other than two girl/girl scenes when I first started I did not get to, as I was under contract with two other companies so getting this opportunity to now work for the number 1 company in the adult industry, well, I couldn't be happier. Vivid does everything top notch and Vivid Radio station is no exception.

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SINFUL: For fans who haven’t tuned in yet to your radio show, what are they missing out on? Mary: It is super fun and super sexy. Like a real happy hour. I always have a hot girl or girls in studio with me. We do the what are we wearing segment, where I describe what we are wearing at happy hour. I want the listener to feel like they are there with us. I have a topic for every show that people can call in and talk about, and I always take calls during the show. Some topics have been, Strip club stories, what is your secret sex fantasy, what kind of porn gets you off, etc. I always play a game with my guest such as truth or truth or the favorite’s game and I end each show with a sexy toast, since it is happy hour after all! SINFUL: Growing up what did you envision you would become? Mary: I thought I would be a ballerina. SINFUL: Thinking back to your first onscreen sex scene, what was going through your mind? Mary: It was girl/girl and I was hoping I was doing it right and I was super excited and nervous all at the same time. SINFUL: How do you prepare for a porn scene? Mary: Douche! That's about it. SINFUL: Give us an insight of what it feels like to fuck onscreen? Mary: I love it. I forget about the cameras and just get into whoever I am with. I am momentarily in love with whoever I am working with. SINFUL: So what’s it like to sit back, turn on a movie and watch yourself fuck? Mary: I don't usually, I just like to watch my acting parts in movies leading up to the sex. (laughs) SINFUL: Do you really enjoy sex that much or is most of it acting? Mary: I have honestly enjoyed every scene I have ever done!

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SINFUL: Take us behind the scenes, what’s it like, what happens, how does the scene start? Mary: The director and my co-star and I usually discuss what we are going to do during the scene and what positions and then we get to it. We take the stills before the scene starts. There are usually 2 cameras shooting, 1 shoots hardcore shots and 1 shots softcore shots. Sometimes we have to stop in between to switch positions if it is an awkward transition and the director will usually call out when we have enough footage in each position. At the end when we have enough, the director will then call for the pop shot and then a good male performer will be ready within a couple of minutes to do just that, and then after he cums we take the stills of that and the scene is over. SINFUL: You’ve had scenes with both men and women, which do you prefer? Mary: As much as I love girls, especially blondes with big boobs, I prefer doing boy/girl scenes because I like when the guy takes charge, and it feels more real. SINFUL: You’ve got some great scenes out there, which has been your favorite? Mary: Tough question... girl/girl wise I love my scene with Tyler Faith in Mary Carey Gets Carried Away by Legend Video and boy/girl I like my scene with Lee Stone in Mary Carey Rules by Kick Ass Pictures which was my first boy/girl scene ever. SINFUL: Any pornstar you’d love to do a scene with? Mary: Nikki Benz... hands down! I love her. She is looks wise, my ideal girl! And I love her personality; she is fun and so sweet.

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SINFUL: What’s your favorite sexual position? Mary: I love to be on top, because then I know I can cum for sure! SINFUL: Do you have any unfulfilled fantasies? Mary: Hmmmm, listen to my radio show The Mary Carey Happy Hour on Vivid Radio SiriusXM102 to find out, this is my topic quite often. SINFUL: What’s something you haven’t done on screen yet that you are just dying to do? Mary: Nikki Benz... (laughs). No I always have never done two guys at one time, or anal, or DP, or three guys, so I have tons of stuff I could do if I got crazy. SINFUL: Describe yourself in one sentence? Mary: I am fun, loud, crazy, smart and one hell of a good time! SINFUL: What were you like in high school? Mary: I was the ballerina girl, very happy and cheerful, I didn't start going to parties or having boyfriends till I was 16. SINFUL: So what do you do in your spare time? Mary: I love to go to the gym and I also love sporting events. Every city I travel to I try to go to a baseball game, basketball game or hockey game in that city. So fun. SINFUL: For people trying to get into the porn industry, what advice would you give them? Mary: Make sure you are ready to be considered a pornstar for the rest of your life. If you do one scene or three hundred you will be a pornstar forever, and it is a life changing decision that will impact your life and future work and the way people view you. You cannot hide it. So just make sure you are willing to make this your life. I knew I wanted to be a famous, well known porn star. So I signed up for this, but some girls don't think about that when they do this.

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SINFUL: Do you prefer to be dominant or submissive in the bedroom? Mary: I like to be submissive. SINFUL: Who is one celebrity that you’d love to do a scene in an adult film with? Mary: I would love to do a scene with Britney Spears. SINFUL: How about a tip for our female readers, what would you wear to seduce a man? Mary: I would say wear what makes you feel the sexiest and most confident, whether it be a tiny dress, corset, bra and panties, when you feel confident and sexy it will show and turn the guy on even more. SINFUL: Now a tip for the male readers, how does a guy bring up or convince his girl to do a threesome with another girl? Mary: I think show a porn with it in first maybe or just be honest and share your fantasy, maybe ask her what her secret sex fantasy is first and then share yours. SINFUL: What do you have a weakness for? Mary: Blondes with big boobs. SINFUL: Weirdest thing a fan has asked for or you to do? Mary: To take pictures licking my feet after I got off stage dancing for 20 minutes and I was wearing boots and stockings, so I am pretty sure my feet smelled horrible. SINFUL: What in store for you in future? Mary: I want to further my radio career and continue feature dancing. I also have two new Cinemax movies airing, The Great Bikini Bowling Bash out in July and Atomic Erotic Hotel out May 3. The move All Babe Network is on Cinemax on Demand. SINFUL: What’s the best way for fans to contact you? Mary: My Twitter, Facebook and website www.marycarey.com

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Did you know that there are two types of penises: A grower and A shower. A grower expands when it’s erect and a shower which looks large most of the time but doesn’t get much bigger on erection.

Did you know that orgasms release endorphins into your bloodstream leaving you with that euphoria feeling.

Did you know that mosquitoes that mate in the air perform a sex act that lasts only 2 seconds.

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SINFUL: Thank you for the interview, how did you get into the porn industry? Brandy: You’re welcome. I was a stripper for many years and crossed into porn around 6 years ago. SINFUL: How did you get your hosting job of “In with Aniston” on Vivid Radio on SiriusXM Channel 102? Brandy: Vivid has used me over the years for a number of projects, so I've had a close relationship with them. When the radio show came about they offered it to me and I of course accepted. SINFUL: What do you like best about your show? Brandy: Everything (smiles). I love my guests, producers, everyone involved. The fans and callers are the best and I'm so grateful for them. SINFUL: So why choose the porn industry and not anything else? Brandy: I am a trained actress, model, singer, dancer... etc. Entertainment is what I do. SINFUL: Give us an insight of what it feels like to fuck onscreen? Brandy: It's a performance. It feels empowering. My job is to put on the best show possible and that's what I do. SINFUL: How do you prepare for a porn scene? Brandy: I have many secrets (smiles). But mainly when it comes to movies I prepare first off by memorizing my script if there is one. SINFUL: Thinking back to your first onscreen sex scene, what was going through your mind? Brandy: "I hope I don't throw up on camera." (laughs).

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SINFUL: You recently offered Toronto Mayor Rob Ford an opportunity to make a Vivid movie with you from your Vivid Radio show, tell us about that? Brandy: Vivid is known for celebrity sex tapes and Mayor Ford was huge in the press. So why not ask this crazy, hysterical, lovable man to join the vivid sex tape family. SINFUL: Do you ever sit back and watch one of your sex scenes, if so what goes through your head? Brandy: (laughs). I actually try and watch my acting and then as soon as the sex starts, I hear myself and get immediately embarrassed. SINFUL: Do you really enjoy sex that much or is most of it acting? Brandy: Depends on who I'm working with, but I enjoy my work. SINFUL: Which has been your favorite scene you’ve done on screen? Brandy: My scene in "Sexy" from Wicked Picture. I choreographed the dancing in the movie and I tapped danced and did an amazing BG scene with Barry Scott, and a 4 way GGGG with the Wicked pictures contract girls.

SINFUL: Any porn star you’d love to do a scene with? Brandy: Debi diamond (smiles). SINFUL: What’s your favorite sexual position? Brandy: It's like an inverted spoon, my own creation. SINFUL: Craziest place you’ve ever had sex outside the film world? Brandy: A day spa with my ex Gf. SINFUL: Do you have any unfulfilled fantasies? Brandy: I'm pretty fulfilled. But you never know (smiles). SINFUL: Best thing about being Brandy Aniston? Brandy: To get paid to do what I do best, talk for Vivid. The best family to have in the biz behind me. SINFUL: Do you prefer to be dominant or submissive in the bedroom? Brandy: Depends on the partner. I am more dominant with women.


SINFUL: What’s something you haven’t done on screen yet that you are just dying to do? Brandy: More acting. I have been the wicked witch painted green, who knows what's next. SINFUL: What does it feel like to have men and woman all over the world fantasize over you? Brandy: Weird. I'll never get used to it. SINFUL: Describe yourself in one sentence? Brandy: Beautifully insane (smiles). SINFUL: What were you like in high school? Brandy: Kinda bitchy. I was a bratty cheerleader (smiles). SINFUL: Who is one celebrity that you’d love to do a scene in an adult film with? Brandy: Aaron Paul. Breaking bad XXX 2 (laughs). SINFUL: You’ve got a gorgeous face and sensational figure, but what’s your favorite body part? Brandy: My lips. Not sure why I just like them. SINFUL: What are your turn ons? Brandy: Good hygiene, tattoos, attitude. SINFUL: What are your turn offs? Brandy: Bad hygiene, aggressiveness. SINFUL: What do you have a weakness for? Brandy: Candy. SINFUL: So what do you do in your spare time? Brandy: Play Xbox, shop, work out, take care of my dogs and snowboard. www.sinful-mag.com


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SINFUL: How about a tip for our female readers, what would you wear to seduce a man? Brandy: Garter, thigh highs and red heels. My favorite. SINFUL: Now a tip for the male readers, how does a guy bring up or convince his girl to do a threesome with another girl? Brandy: Make sure she likes girls first. Then possibly during sex turn on a porno with threesome’s and bring it up. SINFUL: For people trying to get into the industry,

what advice would you give them? Brandy: Do your research and make sure you know what you’re getting into. SINFUL: What is the weirdest thing that ever happened to you on set? Brandy: My talent was too nervous, so they got on set made up a crazy excuse and ran off. SINFUL: Have you ever said no to a movie? Brandy: All the time. If I don't like the script or what I’ll be doing I don't do the movie.


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SINFUL: Weirdest thing a fan has asked for or you to do? Brandy: Bottle my saliva. SINFUL: What in store for you in future? Brandy: I'm on this journey with vivid radio and can't wait to see where it leads. One day at a time (smiles). SINFUL: What’s the best way for fans to contact you?

Brandy: They can call me every Monday from 56pm pst on sirus XM 102 vivid radio. Or twitter.com/brandyaniston I also make lots of feature dance club and appearances. Watch my twitter for updates and listen to my show to keep up with my world. SINFUL: How can fans talk to you on Vivid Radio? Brandy: They can call in 855-99-vivid every Monday 5-6 pm pst.

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VIVID ENTERTAINMENT DOES IT AGAIN!!! Mimi Faust and Nikko, two of the hottest personalities on VH1’s reality series Love & Hip Hop Atlanta, are the stars of Mimi & Nikko: Scandal in Atlanta the latest celebrity sex tape from Vivid Entertainment. The movie is currently available online at vivid.com and it will be in stores nationwide on April 29. A very well shot homemade amateur porn film that gives you everything you want to see. Mimi showcases her beautiful busty body blowing her partner Nikko and showing some amazing technique, while Nikko pounds Mimi in many erotic positions. Very steamy sex scenes guaranteed to get you worked up, from sex on a hotel room chair; to doggystyle on a bed and ending in one hot shower session. www.sinful-mag.com

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The VH1 top-rated series follows the lives and loves of the baby mamas and girlfriends of Atlanta’s hip hop stars as they fight obstacles and competition in their fierce quest to find fame and fortune. And in Season 3, this tape turns Hot-lanta upside down and inside out with the scandal of a lifetime. “From the minute we heard about this tape, we wanted it,” said Vivid chief Steven Hirsch, adding, “The authenticity of Mimi and Nikko’s relationship is obvious. There’s no mistaking their passion; it’s real.” If you like real sex, then you’re going to love this one. Nothing fake about this film, the intense scenes between the two reality stars are sizzling. www.sinful-mag.com

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“I was in high school. I started in porn shortly after graduating.”

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SINFUL: How did you get your start into the porn industry? Whitney: I got an offer to fly out to California for one day, do a shoot and fly back in the same day, so I took the offer. SINFUL: What made you decide on a porn career rather than a different avenue? Whitney: I think because it was new, fun and adventurous. I liked the fact you got to meet new people every day and travel. SINFUL: What were you doing prior to the adult industry? Whitney: Prior to the adult industry, I was in high school. I started in porn shortly after graduating. While in high school I bar-tended and life guarded.

SINFUL: What was going through your mind when you were about to shoot your first sex scene? Whitney: Oh my god what have I got myself into! (laughs).


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“I tend to be more submissive. I like when a guy can take control over my body.” SINFUL: How do you prepare for a movie sex scene? Whitney: I don’t do much; I play with a vibrator before going on set. SINFUL: Do you ever sit back and watch one of your sex scenes? Whitney: No, for some reason I cannot watch my own scenes. I find it very weird to watch myself. SINFUL: Describe yourself in one sentence? Whitney: I am a huge corky nerd. SINFUL: Best thing about being Whitney Westgate? Whitney: I think the best thing is being able to try and experience new things. SINFUL: Worst thing about being Whitney Westgate? Whitney: I tend to over work myself a lot, People have to tell me to slow down. SINFUL: Do you like to dominate in the bedroom or rather be submissive? Whitney: I like both, but I tend to be more submissive. I like when a guy can take control over my body. SINFUL: What’s your favorite sex position? Whitney: Missionary because I love when a big strong man is on top of me. I enjoy sideways as well, because the man can play with my clit while fucking me. SINFUL: You got the blue eyes, brown hair, great ass, nice tits, incredible figure, but what’s your favorite body part? Whitney: I think my best feature has to be my eyes.

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SINFUL: What are your turn ons? Whitney: I’m old school, I like when guys are gentlemen when out, but animals in bed. SINFUL: What are your turn offs? Whitney: I hate when people chew with their mouth open, total turn off. SINFUL: What were you like in high school? Whitney: I was very outgoing. I was a cheerleader for the football as well as basketball team.

SINFUL: So what do you do in your spare time? Whitney: I take pole exercise classes; they are a ton of fun and a great work out. SINFUL: How about a tip for our female readers, what would you wear to seduce a man? Whitney: I tend to wear a lot of corsets. I think you should wear whatever you feel comfortable in as well as what makes you feel sexy. Your guys not looking at what you have on, he's thinking about how to take it off.

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SINFUL: Now a tip for the male readers, how does a guy bring up or convince his girl to do anal? Whitney: I think the best thing to do is just have a conversation on limitations in the bed room. What she feels comfortable doing, what is she willing to try. I think it’s all about making her feel commutable so that she can become open to new ideas. You want her to have a good experience. SINFUL: What do you have a weakness for? Whitney: Chocolate covered strawberries! SINFUL: What 3 things can’t you live without? Whitney: My puppy, My family, and My Jeep! SINFUL: Weirdest thing a fan has asked for or you to do? Whitney: Dress like a pregnant nun, I thought that was a little odd. SINFUL: What’s the best way for fans to contact you? Whitney: The best way would be through twitter @whitneywestgate.

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ake wiped the sweat from his brow with the back of his hand as soon as he set down the last box. Moving in the middle of the summer wasn’t his favorite thing, but taking a look around his brand new apartment, he knew it was worth it. He finally landed his dream job and had a place to match the awesome new salary that came with it. Before he started the arduous task of unpacking, he decided to relax a bit. He still had a six pack in the fridge after using beer and pizza to convince his buddies to help him move the furniture in the previous day. He grabbed it and headed down to the pool.

Jake figured he’d be the only one down there in the middle of the day, but as he approached the gate he caught sight of a blonde haired woman in the water, her head bobbing up and down as she swam laps. He twisted open a bottle and stretched out on one of the lounge chairs, getting a better look at the hot blonde from behind his sunglasses.

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After a few more laps, she pulled herself out of the pool. Her large, natural breasts, glistening with water droplets, were barely covered by her small, red string bikini top. To Jake’s surprise, she headed straight toward him and lowered herself onto the chair next to his, stretching out her long, toned legs.’ She smiled at him, flashing straight, white teeth. “You gonna offer me a beer or just stare at my tits all afternoon?” A wry smile played across Jake’s face as he handed her a beer. “Thanks,” she said, taking a long sip. “So, you like what you see?” Absolutely,” Jake answered without hesitation. “Maybe I should show you some more since you shared your beer. She winked and stood up. With her beer in one hand, she undid her top and bottoms with a few pulls on the right strings.

Jake bolted upright and immediately took one of her perfect pink nipples into his mouth, licking and sucking as she moaned for more. By this time, she was grinding on him and his cock was starting to get nice and hard. “Fuck me, babe,” she moaned in his ear. Jake stripped down, now hard as a rock, and she climbed back on top of him. Slowly, she lowered herself onto his cock, her tight, juicy pussy taking him in inch by inch until he was balls-deep inside her. “Oooohh,” she moaned as she began to ride Jake faster and faster, her perfect tits bouncing. He reached behind her and let out a moan as he smacked her ass. “Ooh baby, I like that! Spank me like the naughty little slut I am!”

Straddling him, she took another long drink and when she was done, spilled some of the beer onto her supple breasts. ‘ “Oops!” she giggled. “Could you get that for me?”

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Jake smacked it again, harder this time. He could feel her wet pussy tightening up as her moans got louder. “Oh yes, I’m gonna cum!” she screamed. And she did, still screaming and grinding hard on him. “I love that wet pussy,” Jake whispered in her ear as her sweet juices ran down his shaft. “Why don’t you taste it?” He stood up as she knelt before him, stroking his hard cock for a few seconds and then taking him into her mouth. He sighed contentedly as she swirled her tongue around the sensitive, swollen head before taking him deeper and deeper until he could feel the back of her throat tighten up as she fought her gag reflex. He grabbed a fist full of her hair as she fondled his balls, sucking his dick like a pro. After just a few minutes of the best head he had ever gotten, he was ready to cum, too. “I’m gonna cum in that sweet little mouth of yours,” Jake announced. She moaned around his cock, sending chills up his spine. Grabbing her blonde hair tighter, he held her head in place as he fucked her throat. Pre-cum and saliva dripped down her chin and she continued to stare into his eyes. “Fuck yeah, take it all, baby,” he said, thrusting furiously. He let out a long moan as he continues to face-fuck her, blowing his salty-sweet load straight down her throat. Spurt after spurt of hot cum shooting out. Finally, he let her go, pulling out of her mouth. She smiled down at her and said, “Baby, I’ll share my beer with you anytime.” www.sinful-mag.com

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SINFUL VIRGIN TIME Charlie marries a virgin. On their wedding night, he's on fire, so he gets naked, jumps into bed, and immediately begins groping her. "Charles, I expect you to be as mannerly in bed as you are at the dinner table." So, Charlie folds his hands on his lap and says, "Is this better?" "Much better!" she replies with a smile. "Okay, then," he says, "now will you please pass the pussy."

TILL DEATH DO US She married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children. Again, Her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, “Lord, they’re finally together.” One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, “Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?” The friend replied, “I think he means her legs.”

THE DUMBEST NURSE Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Jenny. "She's incredibly dumb. She does everything absolutely backwards." said one doctor. "Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of Percocet every 10 hours. She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours. He nearly died on us!"

The second doctor said, "That's nothing. Earlier this week, I told her to give a patient an enema every 24 hours. She tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour! The guy nearly exploded!" Suddenly, they hear this bloodcurdling scream from down the hall. "Oh my God!" said the first doctor, "I just realized I told Nurse Jenny to prick Mr. Smith's boil!"

UNFAITHFUL WIFE A man goes to a shrink and says, "Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes to Larry's bar and picks up men. In fact, She sleeps with anybody who asks her! I'm going crazy. What do you think I should do?" "Relax," says the Doctor, "take a deep breath and calm down. Now, tell me, exactly where is Larry's bar?"


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NOTHING IS FREE A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped. "I really should have mentioned

this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing. After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver's seat looking

TOILET PAPER TRICK A police officer pulls a man over for speeding. As the officer approaches the car he can see that the man is very anxious about something. "Good afternoon Sir. Do you know why I stopped you?" "Yes, officer... I know I was speeding -- but it is a matter of life or death." "Oh, really? How's that?" "There's a naked woman waiting for me at home." "I don't see how that is a matter of life or death." "If I don't get home before my wife does, I'm a dead man."

out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl. "Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25..."

LITTLE JOHNNY Teacher: "Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people's lives?" Little Johnny: Drin-king, smo-king, and fuc-king.


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