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HARRY & MEG’S ROMANTIC HOLIDAY CAMPFIRES! COCKTAILS! CUDDLES! ISSUE 927 18 - 24 MARCH 2017

CHARLOTTE TELLS HEAT EVERYTHING

‘BEAR’STHE ONE-I’VE FALLEN FOR HIM SO MUCH’

BINKY INTERVIEW

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Khloé’s SECRET WEDDING BREAKING NEWS!

…AND MOMAGER KRIS GOES CRAZY TO S D N E R T TRY NOW

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ONTHE COVER 6 In an exclusive chat, Charlotte Crosby y tells us all about her new romance with Stephen Bear 12 Things are getting supery and Meghan serious as Harry plan for the future 15 Scarlett Mofatt gets hit by the “Curse of the Jungle Queen” 16 Has Khloé Kardashian secretly tied the knot with her boyfriend of less than a year? 22 Binky reveals how she and baby daddy JP are trying to make their relationship work with couples’ counselling 56 From kimonos to kick-flares, we’ve got the trends to try now

Every y issue this prest , we award a star for serv igious honour that go a ices to celebrity y bove the call o and beyond f duty…

ALSOTHISWEEK 19 Is baby Chiam already here? We examine the evidence…

20 BeyoncéandJayare y fighting over a $100m house. First-world problems… 25 Nooo!KatyPerrycould y beheadingbackintoJohn Mayer’sarms 30 So,whichofTaylor’ssquad did EdSheeran hook up with?

THE FAKE RYAN GOSLING… Oscar speech in the mirror, prepare to feel jealous. Last week, an imposter pretending to be Ryan Gosling appeared live onstage at a German awards ceremony to accept a gong. Dressed in a tuxedo – but otherwise looking less than identical to Ryan –

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with our fashion throwback 63 Copy EmmaStone’s hot eyeliner look 65 This season’s new nail trend is the flashiest you’ve ever seen

LIFE HACKS 69 Holiday like a princess

Ludwig Lehner (day job: cook) danced onto the stage and shook the host’s hand while famouses in the audience, including Nicole Kidman and a displeased-looking Colin Farrell, watched perplexed. It was later revealed that two comedians were behind the prank. Good one, guys.

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THE UNMISSABLES 84 Emma Watson lives the dream in the live-action Beauty And The Beast 88 Why Get Out is the must-see movie of the week 90 Comic Relief is back – here’s what to look out for

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It’s the relationship that everyone’s talking about. Charlotte Crosby opens up about her feelings for Ste Bear and tells Lucie Cave all about her new boyfrien

Bearlotte: officially a thing

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Diving into the big story of the week

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Do you worry that he could hurt you, though? Youworrythateveryonecould hurtyou,don’tyou?Iwillalways havethatworry.Butyoucan’t enterintoarelationshipworrying abouteverything youjusthaveto ridethewave.If ithappens,Iwill havetodealwithit.Idon’tknow why,butIdohavealotof trustin him.Ihighlydoubthe would ever hurtme,butwhoknows. How much have you fallen for him? He’sTheOne.I’vefallenforhim alot,themostI’veeverfallenfor anyone.AndIthink he feels the same,Ireallydo. Do you ever worry that he says the same things to you that he says to other girls? Hehasthetendencytosaythe samelinestoeveryonehemeets inlife notjustgirls!Thelineshe mightuseonadatewithme,he’ll alsouseonamanhe’sjustmet. HecouldtellmeI’mamazing andthebestpersonhe’severmet, thenhesaysthesamethingto ataxidriverbecausehegotus somewhereontime!Heusesthe samelinesandjokesallthetime. So, how has Bear managed to convince you that he’s serious about you? I’veseenasidetohimthatshocked me.Hegotquiteemotionalin frontof merecently,whenhe toldmehowhe’sneverfeltthis waywithanyone.Helookedat me the other day and said, “Ifeel

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‘He pretends to be a gorilla and throws me about’

What sort of boyfriend is he? Thebestever.He’salwaystreating meandhealwaysbuysmeflowers. WhenIwaswithMitch,Ihadto beghimtogivemeanyflowers. Stephenputsmefirstineverything andpaysmesomuchattention. Memamloveshim Ithinkshe loveshimmorethanshelovesme! What’s a typical day like? somanysillythingswe ealwayslaughingfrom tewewakeup.Hedoes hingwherehepretends urnintoagorilla areally ngryone andhegrabs meandthrowsmeabout. Hesays,“Thegorilla’s abouttocomeout!” AndIsay,“No,notthe gorilla!”becauseithurts whenheticklesme. Ipreferitwhenhe pretendstobeababy monkeyandgetsallcute instead.He’salsojust masteredtheartof making oiledeggs,andhe’svery …And Gaz roudof himself.Hemakes broke her heart methreeboiledeggsandhis

dadhoversovermethewholetime andaskshowtheyare.Itusedto behisdadwhomadetheeggs,but thedutyhasbeenpasseddownto Stephen.Intheevening,welove sittinginathishouseandwatching moviesandgettingtakeaways. Celebs Go Dating g is over. Does it feel nice to be able to be a real couple now? It’ssonicetoknowthatwe cannowstartandtryand seeif itcanworkproperly. How serious are you, on s? a scale of one to serious Serious! What do you say to people who think he’s not good enough for you? Theydon’treallyknowhim. Ionlycarewhatmyfriendsand familysay,andtheyalllovehim. Ireallydon’tcarewhatthe strangerdownthestreetthinks.■

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EvaMendessaysshe eatstheEXACTsame thingeverysingleday of herlife:scrambled eggsandonepiece of toastforbreakfast, thensalmon,quinoa andsaladforlunch ANDdinner.Not whatwe’dchooseif we were worth $15m.

NEW LOOKS HereComesHoney BooBoo o’sMama Juneditchedthe skettisauce,got agastricbandand apersonaltrainer, and is now a size 8. Blimey.

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Afterathree-yearbreak, Dancing OnIce iscoming backtoITV.Expect almostasmany injuries as The Jump.

JasonDerulospent$73katastrip clubinLAlastweek.Don’tworry, though:heclaimsit’sataxwrite-of becauseitwasareleaseparty for his new single, Swallaa.Nice. POOR PERFORMANCE

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Meghan & Harry got really serious L

bestmatefromEton,Tom “Skippy”Inskip,married girlfriendLaraHughesYounginMontegoBay,Jamaica andmadeeveryotherwedding ontheplanetlookabitshoddy. Buttheyweren’ttheonlycouple thateverybodyhadtheireyes on,asPrinceHarry,32,and girlfriendMeghanMarkle, 35,usedthetripasanexcuse y fora veryy romantic holiday. Looking g pretty cosy

Holdinghandsandsmiling, withMeghandrapingherarms afectionatelyaroundtheprince, thepairlooked k d extremelycosy, enjoying cocktails and bubbly on the beach. The trip had the potentialtobeprettyawkward backin2011,Jamaicawasthe ackin2011 Jamaicawasthe venueforMeghan’sweddingto herfirsthusband,filmproducer TrevorEngleson butinsiders t tell heat theweekendwas blush-free. “Megwasatotalhit g withHarry’sschoolfriends shewasverynaturalandgood fun.Somepeopleevensaid sheremindedthemoff Kate.” Thesourceadds,“Theywere extremelytouchy-feely,messing aboutonthebeachtogetherand singingaroundacampfire.” ItlookslikegroomSkippywas soldonMeg,too.“Hejoked,‘I’d betterbebestman,’”we’retold. Andthesourceaddsawedding maynotbefarof.“Everyone’s speculatingthatanengagement couldbeannouncedafterPippa [Middleton] n ’sweddinginMay. Some friendsthinkthat[like [

Wills] s Harrywillproposewith arefashionedringfromhis mother’sprivatecollection.” Thematterof wheretolivehas already been dealt with, too.We’re told, “If they get engaged, Meghan canmoveintoHarry’sprivate cottageatKensingtonPalace. cottageatKensingtonPalace FriendssayHarrymaygiveher carteblanchetoredecorate.” Whenitcomestochildren, Harry is notoriously broody,

tosomethinggroundedandin thesameplace.Raisingafamily willbeawonderfulpartof that.” Itwasfirstreportedthepair were dating last October, with Harry issuing a statement in Novembertostopthe“waveof abuseandharassment towards abuseandharassment”towards his“girlfriend”.Now,sixmonths in,thingshavegot really serious. Oursourceexplains,“Meghan is headed to meet the Queen on

‘Meg was a total hit with Harry’s school friends’ sayinginthepast,“Therehave beenmomentsthroughlife, especiallywhenwedoatour abroad,whenIthink‘I’d love tohavekidsnow…’” ItseemsMeghanisequally game.She’spreviouslygushed, “Idreamtohaveafamily.Ihave somuchhappinessinmycareer andamfortunatetotravel theworldandseesomany amazingthings,butitwill t also be nice to be ancho

Mother’sDay.She’salready beengiventheroyalgreenlight fromPrinceCharles,thenext stepisHarry’sgrandmother.” Everyoneishopingthemeeting goeswell,becauseMeghan’sinvite toPippaandfiancéJames Matthews’weddingcouldbe hanginginthebalance.“Our insidersays,“Thisisahigh-profile event,soshe’llneedexpress permissiontoattendaspart eroyalparty.” y ■ SOPHIE GODDARD Should get a hat?


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Teeny y at the end of last year

The outfit that started the trolling

Scarlett falls victim to the “Jungle Queen curse” We’ve all done it – you get busy at work and the gym doesn’t sound so appealing

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showsandlatedinners,sovery littlesleepwithalotof drink. Iattributeavastamountof my weightgaintotheITVbagels! Itwasadownwardspiral the moreIworked,thelessItrained.” AndaninsiderclosetoScarlett saysshe’swornoutbyherrecent success.Followingher I’mA Celeb b winattheendof last year, shelandedroleson Streetmate and VirtuallyFamouss,aswellas Takeawayy “SinceJanuary,she’s putonaround10lbs,because she’sbeensobusy,”thefriend tells heatt.“Sincethejungle,she’s hadsomuchworkon shehasn’t hadtimetoexerciselikesheused to.It’seasierforhertoorderin thancookwhenshegetshome. She’salsohadabreak-uptodeal withand,likelotsof uswould, she’s been comfort eatingabit.”

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AFTER Her hectic life added the pounds

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oorScarlettMofatt onlytwoweeksintoher newjobon Ant&Dec’s SaturdayNightTakeawayy and she’sbeingattackedonline.After appearingonlastweek’sshowin anorangeWarehousejumpsuit, trollswentin onher,writing, “Weight’screepingbackon,”and, “She’llbebigagainbytheendof theyear.”Oneevenaccusedher of anglingforafollow-uptoher DVD, Scarlett’sSuperSlimMe Plan,saying,“Shewillhave anotherDVDoutbyXmas.” So,hasScarlettfallenvictim tothe“JungleQueen”cursethat VickyPattisontold heat about? “Icameoutof thejungle[in2015] alean,meanQueen,”Vickytold us.“ButthenIwassuckedintoa lifeof daytimeTV,eveningpanel

WhiletrainingforherDVD, Scarlettlost3st,goingfrom asize18toasize8in14weeks. Shesplitwithboyfriendof a year,LukeCrodden,inJanuary. TheinsideraddsthatScarlett wouldbehorrifiedif people thoughtshewasgoingtobeone ofthosecelebswhoyo-yodiet togetDVDdeals.“Sheknows thisisablip shecaneasily losethepoundsbydoingher DVDmoreoftenandeating moresensibly,”saysthefriend. “Shelosttheweightforhealth reasons,soshewon’tgettothat sizeagain.Plus,shefeelsmuch happierandhealthiernow,and shegetssomanycompliments. Shedoesn’twanttobeoneof thesegirlswhodoesaDVDand thenputstheweightbackon.” We’recallingitnow:Scarlett isofficiallythemost relatable celebrity everr. ■ 18 8-24 March 2017 www.heatworld.com


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Khloé’s SECRET ‘WEDDING’ It’s finally happening with Tristan, and Kris

That’s a big g commitment

orthoseofusonconstant celebrity-ring-finger watch,lastweekwas veryexciting.Bronzed andbeaming,KhloéKardashian returnedfromasuper-romantic vaycayinJamaicaflashingahuge sparklyringon that fingerand evenmoreintriguingly sodid herboyfriendofeightmonths, TristanThompson,25.As speculationragedaboutasecret elopement, heatt spoketo insiders tofindoutwhat’sgoingon. “It’sactuallyacommitment ring,”saysaninsidercloseto Khloé,32,who’sbeendatingthe basketballplayersincelastJuly. “KhloéandTristandidn’telopeon holiday,butdon’tbesurprisedif theydoreallysoon.Theyhadthis bigconversationaboutthefuture, wheretheytalkedaboutbuying ahousetogether,whentheywould getmarriedandevenhowmany kidstheyeachwant.Tristan alreadyhasasonfromhislast relationship,andsaidhowmuch hewantedKhloétobeastepmom tohisbaby.Khloé’sbeendesperate forsomestabilityaftersuch atroubledfirstmarriage,and Tristanisoferingheraproper lifeandthefamilyshe’swanted foryears.That’swhyhegotthem therings toprovehe’sserious.” Butnewsof thesecretwedding chathasn’tgonedownwellwith K hloé’smomager,KrisJenner. s momager, Kris Jenn

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“TristaniscrazyaboutKhloé, buthe’snotintothefamily’s obsessionwithfame,”saysthe insider.“Whentheygetmarried, n it’llbeareallyquietceremony withabsolutelynocameras.It’s causedstand-uprowswithKris, whothinkseverythingisfairgame fortheirTVshowandhasalready startedmakingcallsabout weddingendorsementdeals.She’s puttingseriouspressureonKhloé, sayingshehasresponsibilitiesand contractsandanobligationtothe family.Krispointedoutthat t t this istheexactsamethingKimsaid whenshestarteddatingKanye, butnowKanye’sasintofame astherestof them.ButKhloé hastoldher absolutelyno. Tristanisdiferent he’sasport’s professionalandknowshow harmfulthisexposurecould p ld

KHLOE LOVES If you think Khloé’s moving too quickly with Tristan, bear in mind that eight months is the equivalent of, like, four marriages for some Kardashians – mentioning no names (*Cough* Kim *Cough* 72 days *Cough*). And it’s practically a snail’s pace for Khloé. Remember back in September 2009,


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be forhiscareer.Khloélovesthat Tristanrefusestohaveanything todowiththatstuff itproveshe’s with herfortherightreasons.” Friendssaythe KeepingUp WithTheKardashians staris tryingtoavoidarepeatoff what happenedwithex-boyfriend JamesHarden,whoadmitted inaninterviewlastweekthathis 2015relationshipwithKhloéwas the“worstyearof mylife…Ididn’t likealltheattention”.We’retold, “She’slearnedherlessonabout invitingthespotlightonher relationships.SheandTristan havespokenaboutcuttingbackon filming,hermovingtoCleveland whereTristanplaysbasketball, andsayingnotoherfamily’s demands.Krisisgoingberserk, butKhloéissoinlove,she’shappy togiveitallupforhim.”■ LUCY VINE Khloé and Lamar: quick q on their feet

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when she met a certain basketball player called Lamar Odom and married him exactly a month later? They split in 2013 amid cheating rumours, and Khloé filed for divorce. But it took three more years, an overdose, and a visit to rehab for Lamar, before their divorce was eventually finalised last October.

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Is baby Chiam here already? It seems like Cheryl and Liam Payne can’t help hinting online that their newborn has already arrived…

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DISAPPEARING CHERYL Wehaven’tseenChezzafor W threemonths notsinceshe waspicturedleavingbestfriend KimberleyWalsh’shousebackin

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December.Of course,we’veseen herbumpintheL’Oréal/Prince’s Trustcampaign,buteventhatwas shottwomonthsagonow.Since then,Cheryl’sdisappeared. Lastmonth, heat’sinsider claimedthatherduedatewas “thenightof theBRITs T ”(22Feb) b whichcouldexplainwhyLiam skippedtheafter-partiesand headedstraighthometoSurrey. Andtwoseparatesourcesclose tothesingerclaimthatChez’s d disappearancecouldbebecause shehasgivenbirthandisalready squirreledawayathome.One newspaperevenreportedthat d Cherylwas“nine-and-a-half

monthspregnant”inFebruary. Now,we’renotmathsgeniuses, w butthosenumbersdon’tseem toaddup… LIAM’S CRYPTIC TWEET “WhydoIalwaysdothestrangest walkwhenI’mtryingtobequiet inamorning?”Liamtweeted.Is hetryingnottowakeupababy? Healsoposedforaselfiewithafan outsideaSurreysupermarketon 5Marchlookingexhausted.Could itbeababy’skeeping himup? KEEPING UP WITH KIM T Twoweeksago,wetoldyouhow CherylandKimberleyWalsh

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SHE’S BACK A IN BUSINESS Butevenifsheis,er,nearly tenmonthspregnant,itdoesn’t meanChezisslackingof:last week,shepostedanadherfor Eyelurerange…inwhichher babybumpismissing.Spoiler alert:it’sanoldpicture. C’mon,Chez: pleasee letussee a photoassoonasthebaby’shere!■

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wereforming a“mumclub”,andit lookslikeCheziskeepingaclose eyeontheother“club”founder, commentingonacutepicof Kimberleywithhernewbaby sonColejustlastweek,which causedafuroreamongherfans.

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ook:wecan’ttakeitanymore. HasCherylhadherbabyor not?Eversinceshereleased that photoof herhugebabybump lastmonth,we’veallbeenwaiting foranInstagrampostaboutbaby Chiam.Butas heat wenttopress, weSTILLhadn’theardanything. ButwhenwedelvedintoCheryl andLiamPayne’ssocialmedia accounts,wecouldn’thelpbut ask:isthebabyalreadyhere?


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Bey & Jay’s rows over $100m house She’s given him a massive budget and an April deadline to find them a new home in LA maginebeinginthatnestingphase aseparate“valetentrance”andan of yourpregnancy butwith indoorwaterfall.Mostrecently,reports $100milliontoplaywith.After saidthecouple,who’vebeenmarried twoyearsofcouch-surfinginLA(well ( , nineyears,wereconsideringbuying rentingmulti-milliondollarpalacesin r heiressPetraEcclestone’s$105m, thesuper-luxeareaof thecityknownas 123-roomhousewithit’sownnightclub thePlatinumTriangle)Beyoncé’stold inthebasementandabowlingalley. JayZshewantsthemtofinallyputdown “They’vevisitedeveryridiculously d properrootsandbuytheirownplace. pricedhomeineveryniceareaoff LA, Butisanywheregoodenoughforthem? butnothing’sbeenrightsofar,” r says “Findingafull-timebasebefore theinsider.Beyoncéwantssomething shehasthetwinsinJunehasbecome reallyhigh-end,she’sbeingquitepushy Bey’snumber-onepriority andahuge aboutit.And,sincepullingoutof her headacheforJay,”saysaninsiderclose AprilperformanceatCoachella,the tothecouple,whomovedtoLAfrom househunthasbecomehersolefocus. NewYorkattheendof2014,when Unfortunately,withsolittleavailablein theyenrolleddaughterBlueIvy,five, themarketthey’relooking,it’squickly inalocalprivateschool.“Beyhasbeen becomingatotalnightmare.”If youlike askingtoseepropertiesupwardsof it,thenyoushoulda put a $100m deposit $100mandhasgivenJayadeadline onit.■ LUCY VINE offindingthemahomebyAprilat thelatest.That’sahellofalotof Blue Ivy: y “Do moneytospend.They y alreadyown Ig get to have my own rooms,, a$7mpenthouseinNewYorkand k Mommy?” a$2.6mmansioninNewOrleans, sothiswouldbeahugej andit’scausedrows.” Inthelastcoupleofye 47,andBeyoncé,35 w acombinednetwortho andrecentlysoldtheirs inmusicventureTidalf anestimated£162m h viewedanexhaustivera of LAestates.That’s includeda$70mBeverl Got your y Hillspropertywitheigh house-hunting g camo on, Jay? bedrooms,15bathroom and,er,aroomjustfor sweets.Theywerealso rumouredtobelooking aten-bed,20-bathinH Hillsworth$93m,whic includedaprivatespa,

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JP & BINKY: ‘We’re in couples therapy’ With the return of Made In Chelsea this week, heat sat down with parents-to-be Binky and JP to talk all things baby herehasneverbeen C storyline abetter MIC thantheonethat’sbeen happeningoff-screenin thelastcoupleofmonths.When weleftBinkyFelsteadandJosh “JP”Pattersonattheendof the lastseries,theyweremoreoff thanthatfruitbowlyouforgot aboutbeforeyourholiday.But,as series13beginsnextweek,things havetotallyreversed,thanksto ashockpregnancyandawhole newsetof priorities.Ithasn’tall beensmoothsailing,though last week heatt toldyouhowthepair havebeenrowingalotrecently, includingonebigbarneyoutside agardencentre(have you ever heardanything posher?). Whateverissuesthesetwohave, the p parents-to-be are determined

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tokeepworkingthingsthrough, telling heatt thatthey’rehaving counsellingandbuilding a nursery for their baby... So, come on, guys – you’re officially back together, yes? [Binkynods.] JP: Well,wehaven’tsaid boyfriendorgirlfriendto eachotheryet,havewe? Binky: Butweprettymuchare. Why don’t you say boyfriend or girlfriend to each other right now, for heat… JP: What’sbeenniceaboutthis timearoundisthattherehasbeen nopressure,it’sjustmeandBinks. There is a little bit of pressure – there’s a baby… JP: No,there’snone!That’s exactlyy whyy there is no pressure, p ,

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becausethere’sababycominginto thepicture itputsthingsinto perspective.BinksandIare takingastepback,takingour time,andpeoplearen’tgetting involvedthistime,whichisnice. B:Everyonesaysbabiesdon’tfix relationships,whichweknow we’renotstupid.If anything, they putastrainontherelationship. Have you considered therapy to help work through issues? [Bothnodfuriously.] JP:Couples’therapyisso important Iwouldsuggest ittoanyone,evenif you don’t thinkyouneedit. B:I’mveryluckywithhim, becausehe’sveryopentothat. Lotsof menaren’t.Whenever wedospeak[tothether it makes us feel better. e Therapy for peas


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toknow,justaskJane[Binky’s mum].Shehassomanydiferent magicalcontraptionstofindout shewillspinarockordoher angelcardsandtellyou. B:OllieLocke’sorganised thegenderrevealparty! Have you picked a name yet? B:Yeah,butwecan’tsay.Igave Joshalisttochoosefrom. JP: Gertrude. That’s number one.

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‘Binky wanted to call the baby Lightning’ JP

Youlikedsomeweirdname, likeLightningorssomething, didn’tyou,Binks?? B:No,Ididn’t! JP: OK,butyouccameup withafewweirdo ones. Will you do a Gw wyneth Paltrow, and ca all her something like Apple? B: No,we’renotcoolenough. oobasicand JP: Weareabitto countrytopullito of.Iwantan Irishname I’mh half Irish. Binky, you told heatt a few weeks ago that she’ll be a Patterson, bu ut only if you get married – is s a wedding on the cards? JP: Whoknows?? B: Untilthen,it’ll bedoublebarrelled,andmyynamewill gofirst.Felstead-Patterson. Have you got th he nursery ready yet? B: Myhouseisbeingrenovated withanurseryrigghtnow. JP: It’sgoingtobedovegrey. Will she be a spoilt baby? JP: No.Lotsofco ountrywalks, lotsofanimals. B: Wedon’twant hertobespoilt. She’sgoingtobeaacountrygirl.We werebothraisediinthecountry,so she’ll be a totally o organicbaby… ■

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So, will you stay in therapy after the baby arrives? B:Yeah,ofcourse.It’sprobably oneof thebestthingswecando. Andpeoplegothroughworse inamarriageandrelationship. JP:BinksandIhaveprettymuch beenthrougheverythingyoucan imaginenow.If youwanttoput realefortintoyourrelationship, youshouldn’tfeelembarrassed orbadabouttherapy. B: Thisbabywillhaveahuge, amazingimpact.[TurnstoJP.] Oh,Ican’twaitforyoutomeether. HER? Is it a her? B: [Lookinglikeshe’sbeen caughtout.]Erm,it’s50/50… JP:[Quickly]Ihaveafeelingit’s goingtobeaboy.Butif youwant


Katy’s y in demand

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Nooo! Katy’s ‘falling for John again’ Her ex has been in touch…

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knowsthisisJohn’spattern,but shecan’thelpwhatherheart feels.She’stellinghim she’snotreadytosee him,butfriends thinkitmay just beamatterof timebefore sheagrees.” heat toldyoulast Diplo p (or is it James Bond?) weekhowKatyand has been flirting Orlando,40,brokeup afteranawkwardOscars party,laterconfirmingtheywere taking,“respectful,loving space”. Shelatertweeted,“Ucanstill loveurformerpartners!”But whileJohnhopesthatapplies tohim,insiderssayhecould havecompetition.“Katywas flirtingwithDiplolastweek,” saysasourceclosetotheDJ,who Katydatedin2014.“Theywere at[producer]BennyBlanco’s partyandDiplowaschatting her up.” Nice to have options.■

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nyoneelsegotabad caseofdéjàvu?Just twoweeksaftersplitting fromOrlandoBloom,KatyPerry isbackintouch yetagain with bad-boyexJohnMayer,who’s beggingherforanotherchance. “John’sbeenbidinghistime,” saysaninsiderclosetoKaty,32, andJohn,39,whodatedonand offrom2012,beforebreakingup amidcheatingrumoursin2015. “HecalledKatythedayafterthe splitwasannounced,andhasbeen incontactsince.He’sbeenmaking promises heeventoldherhe’s beenlookingatengagementrings. Heinsistshe’sachangedman, andsaysnoonecomparestoher.” Aswe’vesaidbefore,Johnwas intouchwithKatywhileshewas withOrlando andalwayhoped towinherback.Andfriendssay, despitetheirturbulenthistory, Katycan’thelpbutbeflattered byhisattention.We’retold,“Katy y , y

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‘I always stayed close to Hugh’ heat speaks to Martine McCutcheon – AKA Love Actually’s Natalie – as everybody’s favourite film returns... nyoneelsefindingit hardtobelievethat it’sbeen14years sinceMartine McCutcheon’s LoveActually characterNataliedroppedthe immortal,“Wherethef**kis myf**kingcoat?”lineinfront of HughGrant’sprimeminister? Yeah,ustoo.Well,nowthecast havefinallyreunitedforaRed NoseDayspecial(shotgun thesofaforFriday24March) andweareexperiencing unprecedentedlevelsof excitement. With most

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ofthebignamesbacktogether, anddirectorRichardCurtis’wife, Emma Freud, sharing tantalising on-set pics, we’re chomping at the bit. So, we pinned down Martine to find out what’s in store... Which cast members did you stay in touch with? Bill Nighy and Hugh – we were really close. I did press junkets with Bill, then we did a radio play together. Did you and Hugh ever meet up? Not one-on-one, but he’d go,

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, action!”

“Are you going to this event?”And I’d say, “Yeah,” and we’d seeeach other. The British Film Institute gave him a tribute last year,and I went along as a surprise. We text each other, but when you have children, time whizzesby. Have you given him any parenting tips? No!Ithinkhe’sdefinitely good at that. [Laughs I’ve been in this costume for 14 yea

What was it like being back on set with the old gang? Like I’d been transportedback 13 years [it’s actually 14!]. They put me in a very “Natalie” outfit – it was weird, but lovely. This time I could enjoy it more, because I’m older and I was less nervous. Do people always ask you about a sequel? pecially now – they say,


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‘I clench my bum cheeks when I watch my scenes!’ “Iwishitwasafilm.”ButRichard hasdoneitinaverycleverway, raisingmoneyforcharity. If there was a full-length sequel, would you do it? If Hugh was. Hugh championed me from the beginning. Without Hugh, it would be like salt without pepper. How do you all still look exactly the same? Crikey, we don’t! I could tell

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Go Firth and conquer, Colin

“Remember when you y played p y the drums? LOL”

she’s[Natalie]definitelymatured. We’veallgonethroughloads,so it’snicetoseeusalllookingwell. The only sad thing was that we didn’t have Alan [Rickman]. Who do you think has aged the least out of the cast? Probably Keira [Knightley]. She’s phenomenal. But then she was a baby to begin with, so she had a head start on all of us.

Were there any funny moments on set? Myveryfirstline,Igotcompletely wrong.Itendedupsounding Chinese!Hughwaslike,“Ah, right,McCutcheon’sback.” MeandHugharelikechalkand cheese that’swhatmakesus work.He’snervousaboutdance scenes,whereasIgo,“Yeah!” andgetstuckin.Webringout thebestineachother. Do you, like everybody else on the planet, watch Love Actually y every Christmas? No, I can’t watch myself, unless

it’sbyaccident.Myfamilysay, “Look,it’son.”AndIgo,“I’m goingupstairs!”Otherscenes Ilove,butthenitcomestomy bit,andIclenchmybumcheeks. Did you film with everyone? JustHugh.ButRichardthrew a dinner party for everyone – although Andrew [Lincoln] and Keira were away filming. Richard said a few words and got choked up. We went through something special – we never thought in a million years that we’d be making something that people watch every Christmas. ■ SOPHIE GODDARD

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OVER they’rebetterof beingfriends.” There’snodenyingtherelationship hasbeenarollercoaster,butfriends sayKatehasfinallyrealisedthings aren’tgoingtogetanybetter.The pairwerelastspottedouttogether inJanuary,whenKatewasseen drivingNikolai’svintageMercedes, butherengagementringhasbeen conspicuouslyabsentallyear. “Thesplitisdiferentthistime becauseit’samicable,”saysthe sourceclosetoKate,whosemarriage tomusicianJamieHinceendedin 2015afterfouryears.“It’snotjust anotherrow,they’vereallytalked thingsthrough.Kateflewof to MexicowithherdaughterLila andsomefriendstwoweeksago, soNikowouldhavetimetoprocess thesplit andmoveoutof thehouse. “EveryonethinksthatKatewas lookingforsomeonetoreplace Jamie,butthere’snowayNiko couldeverdothat.”■

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Which of Taylor’s squad members did Ed hook up with? OMG Ed Sheeran, humblebragging is sooo 2011 We’d be smug, g, too, TBH

inggoes,it’s alwaysthequietones whoendupbanging worldfamousfriends of TaylorSwift.Lastweek,singer EdSheerandidsomeserious humblebraggingto RollingStone magazine,revealing “itwaseasy” sleepingwithTaylor’ssquad memberswhenhewenton tourwiththesinger in 2013. “Iwasthis22-yearoldawkwardBritish kidgoingontourwith thebiggestartistin America,whohasall thesefamousmates,” hesaid.“Itwasvery easy.Iwouldoftenfind myself insituations, justkindof wakingup andlookingoverand beinglike,‘Howthef**k did that happen?’”But

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how w isn’ttheimportantquestion, isit?ThebigquestionisWHO THEHELLDIDEDHAVE SEXWITH?Asever, heat is here to investigate…

WHO WAS IN THE SQUAD IN 2013? During theRedtour,Taylor wasatPeakSquad,withan astonishing array of models,

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actressesandsingersavailable tocopof withthegeekysupport act.ThisincludedMarthaHunt, LilyAldridge,KendallJenner, SelenaGomez,HaileeSteinfeld, SerayahMcNeill,Lorde, KarlieKloss,HayleyWilliams, JaimeKing,JessicaAlba,Cara Delevingne,GigiHadid,Haim, EmmaStoneandSarahHyland. Tayalsohadspecialguestson stagewithherduring thetour,includingAvril Lavigne,LenaDunham and,er,JuliaRoberts. It couldbe anyy of them…

HAVE ANY OF THEM EVERY TAKEN A SHINE TO ED? Selena finds Ed,, like, hilarious

If anInstagram grouphugwas evidence, they’ve

l hadapieceof Ed.Butit’snot. Heseemstoprefercertainsquad membersoverothers,publicly hangingoutwithSelena onthereg,andspendingthe eveningwithMarthaandLily ataVictoria’sSecretshowlast October.Theyallseemvery fondof him,andevenex-squad memberKatyPerryadmitted, “Everybodyloveshim,noone’s scaredof him,theywanttodate him. They can have him.”

HAS HE EVER DATED ANY OF THEM? Therewereplentyofrumours aboutEd’scrushonsquadleader, Taylor,butheinsists,“There wasn’tanytruthtoitwhatsoever.” Buthewasdefinitelylinkedto Selena – even during the tour


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Scarlett goes to war with her ex henScarlett adivorce,andannouncedthat Johanssonand Romainplannedtofighther herhusband, forcustodyof theirtwo-yearFrench olddaughter,Rose.Calling journalistRomainDauriac, it “laughable”thatScarlett turneduptothesameart filedfor“primaryphysical exhibitionandhuggedinfront custody”of RoseintheUS, ofcamerastheda yerHal splitwasannoun aid,“He inJanuary,we ition thoughtheywere toallow setforaGwyneth andhis styleconscious ughter uncoupling. move Butlastweek France. itallkickedof e betweenthe elieves formercouple carlett’s] justsevendays edule Playing y g nice the after heatt reveale sit day y after their split p thattheactress ible was announcemed wasgettingclose have toher Avengers custody co-star ChrisEva she whenRomain’s ohave lawyerclaimed dren thathisclient y wasblindsidedby .” S Scarlett’srequest q ed,,

W inquestionin2013,Edwas seen leavingherhouseafter spendingthenight.They werespottedagainin June2015leavingaparty togetherandbuyingsnacks at a 7-Elevenshop.Ed reportedlyvisitedSelena inrehablastOctoberand shefeaturesonhis Same Old Shape Of You u song.

CONCLUSION OK,allevidencepoints to acertainraven-haired singer whosenamerhymes withRibena.Butour lawyerswouldlikeus to pointoutthatthey’re probablyjustmates! Sexy,sexymates.And whoeveritwas,Edjust earnedallthe#ladz points ever.Q LUCYVI Been the done tha

“MsJohanssonhastwo apartmentsinParis. Shecancomeanytime she wants.He alsosaid, “Romainisquitedepressed aboutthesuddennessof MsJohansson’sdecision toendthemarriage.” Scarletthitback,saying, “Asadevotedmotherand privatepersonandwith completeawarenessthat mydaughterwillonedaybe oldenoughtoreadthenews aboutherself,Iwouldonly liketosaythatIwillnever, everbecommentingonthe dissolutionof mymarriage.” Butourinsidersaysthewar betweenthecouple who metinNovember2012 and marriedinOctober2014 couldgetevenworse. “Scarlett’sworriedRomain couldbeplanningabig tell-allbook,spillingdetails ontheirmarriage,hercareer andherHollywoodfeuds.” Q ISSYSAMPSON

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This week WE’RE OBSESSED WITH Share the love, Kel

Kelly introduces the classy VPG That’s Very Public Gorge, FYI ou’veseenitbefore aceleb somewherepublic(usually somewhereweird,likeaneerily quietswimmingpoolorbeachinthe middleofwinter),shovingmountains offoodintotheirgobs.And,bizarrely, itusuallyhappens just beforethey announceaworkoutDVD.Weird,huh? W Well,thisweekinLA,former AtkinsDietambassadorKellyBrook introducedustoherversion chowing downonaboxoffancycupcakesas shesatonapicturesquepublic bench. Strugglingtocramallthecreamladentreatsintohermouth,Kelly lookeddeterminedtodevourthe lot whileboyfriendJeremyParisi lookedon,cupcake-less,seemingly bemusedbythewholething.*Sits backandwaitsforweight-loss DVDannouncement*Q Q

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S COLLIN GEMMA Showing g us how to inhale a hot dog

HTON E HOUG L L E T N CHA That burger g needs two hands, babes

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“THAT FEELING WHEN YOU FIRST FALL FOR SOMEONE IS THE BEST FEELING ON EARTH. OBVIOUSLY, I CAN’T GO THROUGH WITH THOSE FEELINGS, BECAUSE I’M MARRIED NOW” “IT’S ONE OF THOSE THINGS WHERE YOU’RE LIKE, ‘I LOVE YOU, BUT I DON’T KNOW IF I LIKE YOU’”

ADELE,oh-so-casually confirming heat’sstory that she’s tied the knot

GoodtoknowTOMHIDDLESTO has nott got our backs if shit goes down

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JESSICABIELisnotenjoying hersonSilas’ terrible twos

“WHAT’S THE POINT IN EVEN GETTING A SUMMER BODY? EVERYONE SHAGS EVERYONE A ON HOLIDAY, ANYWAY” GeordieShore’s SCOTTYTisnot s gettingintothe workoutDVD market, then

“IF YOU GET INTO A BAR FIGHT, THE BEST THING TO DO IS TO PRETEND YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND RUN”

“HE SAID, ‘MOMMY, WHY DON’T YOU WEAR PANTS IN YOUR SHOW? YOU SHOULD WEAR PANTS MORE’” “I LOOK VERY STUPID SKINNY. MY DUMB HEAD STAYS THE SAME SIZE, BUT THEN MY BODY SHRIVELS… NOBODY LIKES IT. IT’S NOT CUTE ON ME” AMY SCHUMER:never dieting again

JENNIFERLOPEZ’s sonMaxwouldjust likehertoputsome clothes on, please


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Jemma & Chantelle forget their PE kits WHERE? Ahotelbalcony. WHAT? Provingthatanything MIC C’sLouiseThompson

andboyfriendRyanLibbeycando,theseguyscandobetter, realityduoJemmaLucyandChantelleConnellyundertook anextremelyawkwardworkout(infrontofpaps,who’d havethoughtit?).Chantelledefinitelygotthe raw end of thedeal enduringpainful-looking upside-down sit-ups,whileJemmajust,er,gotherlegstretched. SO? Attheriskofsoundinglikeourmums,shouldn’tthere be a mat involved? What if she drops her? *Clenches teeth* www.heatworld.com 18-24 March 2017


Oh,, to be that sausage…

LOS ANGELES, 4 MARCH

Hot man eats hot dog WHERE? Onthesetof TheDarkTowers. WHAT? Backin2014, Lutherr starIdrisElba

caughteveryhumanbeingontheplanet’s attentionwith thosee eye-openingcrotch shots,soit’sinterestingtodiscoverthat his hot dogisactuallyatotallynormalsize. SO? Funnyhowchowingdownonasausage inabunmakesevenoneof theworld’ssexiest men look a bit silly, isn’t it?

Binoculars? Must be a Peeping Tom

LONDON, 8 MARCH

Tom throws shade on Scarlett WHERE? The Lorraine e studios. WHAT? ChristineLampardfound

herself inanawkwardsituation whenTomHiddlestontookofence at ScarlettMofatttellinghimshe’s “TeamSwift”.Daggerstare,anyone? SO? OK,it’sactuallyjustawax figure of TomfromMadame Tussauds, but whatever.

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Pineapple: pp “HELP MEEEE!”

LONDON, 7 MARCH

Coleen goes ay cray (ola) WHERE? LooseWomen. WHAT? Whatarethey

like,eh?Provingthe Loose Women arestillcapable of shockingus,panellist ColeenNolandressedup asacrayonduringlast week’sshowforaworkout segment.Maybeit’s a kind of nichesweatsuit? SO? Youthinkyour mumisembarrassing? Pity poor Jake Roche.

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Gemma steals the Man from Delmonte’s crown WHERE? Thefruitandvegaisleofasupermarket. WHAT? Youknowwhenyou’velostabitof weightand

everythinglooksamazingonyou? TOWIE ’sGemmaCollins postedapicturetoInstagram,wearingasequincardiand, crucially,clutchingapineapple.“Rockingthesequinsin thepineapplesection,”shewrote.Lookoutfor Gemma colour-clashingamongthepomegranatesnextweek. SO? TheOnlyWayisAisle7.

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The Dream Girls stage a reunion WHERE? NotfarfromRobKardashian’shouse. WHAT? Thenextgenerationof Kardashianshadalittle

“This old thing?”

bondingsessionlastweekonanoutingwithUncle/Daddy Rob.BestfriendsNorthWestandPenelopeDisicklooked vaguelyputoutintheInstasnap,astheypattedcousinDream onheradorablelittlehead.Don’tworry,girls,you’vegot a few yearsyetuntilsheraidsyourwardrobe. SO? Wewishsomeonewouldpushusaroundinapram. 18-24 March 2017 www.heatworld.com


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PARIS, 4 MARCH

Nicki makes a tit of herself WHERE? ParisFashionWeek. WHAT? Gettingyourdress savagedbyfans

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onthewaytoaneventisstressful,butwhen NickiMinajarrivedattheHaiderAckermann show,sheactedasif nothinghadeven happened(whilealltheseriousfashionistas awkwardlylookedtheotherway). SO? Atleast she can hide behind those massive specs.

“Sorry, you’re y, y all barred”

AUSTRALIA, 7 MARCH

Biebs is finally behind bars WHERE? OutsideaPerthhotel. WHAT? Unfortunately

(dependingonyouropinionof JustinBieber),thisisnotapicture of Biebsinjail.The Babyy singer, whosenaughtybehaviourhasseen himarrestedabunchof times, isactuallyjusttalkingtoadoring fansoutsidehisgatedhotelduring astoponhisPurposeworldtour. SO? Isittoo late now to say sorry? Yes, it is. 18-24 March 2017 www.heatworld.com


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SPOTTED Strictly y star DAISY LOWE chatting tomodelPIXIE GELDOF outside Soho House in central London. Seen by Nicola SPOTTED TV presenter KIRSTY GALLACHER constantly taking selfies throughout her meal at The Ivy Chelsea Garden restaurant in south-west London. Seen by Donna SPOTTED ZARA PHILLIPSandher d rugby player husband MIKE TINDALL at London’s Paddington station. Seen by Amy SPOTTED Comedian JOE LYCETT posing for pictures with fans in Portsmouth. Seen by Stu SPOTTED MIC ’s ALEX MYTTONandhisgirlfriend LOTTIE MOSSinSephora n in New York. Seen by Lou

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T orso OF THE WEEK Who’s showing up the rest of mankind this week?

All beauty y and no beast here

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Woah. We can’t stop staring. The perfectly symmetrical formation just sat there proudly glistening in the sun. We’d love to get our hands on it and have a closer look. We could gawp at it for hours. Just look at that… necklace.

The Beauty And The Beastt hottie – he plays Gaston – says, “When I’m training hard, the diet is miserable. I love my food and wine and it’s really tough. What I miss most is alcohol. Not being able to socialise and enjoy a night out is the hard bit.” We hear ya. Welsh whippet Luke said about his sex scenes in Girl On The Train with Haley Bennett, “We were drunk. We thought maybe we should just have a little drink to take the edge off and were singing Lion King show tunes while having fake sex. We had so much fun, totally naked.” WHAT WOULD YOUR BABIES LOOK LIKE? Our picture above is perfect for Face Swap. Just take a picture on your phone, merge it with your face on Snapchat and voilà! Tweet us with your snap @heatworld

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WHAT HAVE OUR FAVE SIBLINGS BEEN UP TO? Chris decided to do a spot of fishing. Sadly, they weren’t biting, but a “shitload of mosquitos” were. We’ll help you rub in the insect repellent, Chris.

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new. The industry has had people who have been transgender or gay for years. Nicky: And she was judgedpurely on her ability to do each task. P: She’s got some of the best legs I’ve seen and one of thebest walks, too. So, not to dismiss it, because it’s courageous and will hopefully form a pathwayfor others, but we’re not interestedin that. We’re interested in, “Canshe model? Does she look good?Does she have a great personality?” You’re very honest in your feedback. Have you ever regretted anything? P: This one [points to Nicky] doesn’t regret anything. Hilary: He takes no prisoners. N: Honestly, I don’t regret anything I’ve said. Obviously, you don’t want to see anyone crying, but when you’ve triedto teach someone to not makethe same mistake they made the previous week and then theydo the same thing again and again? It’s just so bloody frustrating. P: There’s one girl, Victoria[Clay], who clearly practised something shethoughtwasgoodforher… H: AnInstagramface. P: Itwasfrustratingbecause, bylockingyourselfintowhat youthinkisthebestthing,you aretellingus,“Iknowthisis abetterlookforme.”It’s annoying,becauseitwasn’t. H:Shehadbeautifulhairand goodheight,butitwastheface! P: That’snotwhatLeonardo DiCapriosaid… N:Didshehookupwithhim? P: Sheusedtohangoutwithhim… N:Butyoushaggedloads ofcelebrities,aswell. P: Ididn’tshagL DiCaprio.[Nick Paul, last time interviewed y said you’d find if Cameron or you a wedding since tied the socialite Fede – did you get a P: Well,Ikeptlo outsideformyli Bentley,butsad N:Tellherabou youputonFaceb changedhispho putin“Jennifer www.heatwor

P: Something big had happened at the time in America, I think it was when Brad and Angelina had split. So I just put it on as a joke. I made it look like there was 400 missed calls from Jennifer, and I’d texted back saying, “Sorry, love, bit late now.” Funny… How much backstage bitching do you see? P: We’re not really interested in all that until something crosses the line. Sure, it’s a TV show, but our goal is to find a model who can have a career and genuinely do well, because it makes us look good and we want to achieve that. Next week’s social media challenge is interesting… [Abbey starts laughing.] N: Oh God, the sex one! H: The what one? The girls have to sell random everyday items on camera and one suggests using a tampon as a butt plug… Abbey: Nicky gave them the idea. [Nickycackles.] N: Itwasreallybad. How did you feel when you saw it? A:Iwasmortified andwentnutsover that.Ithoughtitwas totallyunprofessional. P: Yeah,thatwasbeyondajoke. Youneedtoknowyourlimits aboutjokingbehindthescenes. Speaking of which, we’ve heard there’s been some inter-judge sabotage… N: Ohyes!Well,Igotthis

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fabulousBotoxcreamand Iwasapplyingittoeveryone. IputitonPaul,andtenminutes beforewestartfilming,hiseyes swellup.Hisfaceistwicethesize andhe’sgoingtoMadridthenext paignshoot.Iwas nlaughaboutit ime,Iwasphoning oing,“Pleasetell wn!”Theyhadice aceandeverything. diton.Ipretended orriedtowind ghs.] e been any haps? s Abbey lmeonthe otday.She firetome ewasholding veherhead.

Iwaswearingthisgorgeous £700DriesVanNotenjacket, whichthestylisthadsaid Icouldhaveafterwards… H: Butitwasruined! N: Abbeystoodnextto meandherflarewasjust drippingdownmyback.[Hilary andAbbeystartlaughing.] P: Ithoughthewasbeing dramatic… A: Hiswholeheadwas coveredinash. N: I’mtherethinking,“Don’t move,don’t move.You’refine, it’snotgoingtoscaryou.”Ididn’t wanttomessupthefilming, becausetheyhad amassive f**kingcamerathere,obviously costingafortune.SoIthought, “Don’tbeadivaandrunoutof frame.”I’vegotanoildrumonfire nexttomeand that wasgetting veryhot.[Everyonecracksup.]

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And I’ve got all this hotash down my back. She burnt a f**king big hole in this jacket that I then couldn’t take home. The stylist was in meltdown. Who’s the biggest diva out of all of you? P: That’sanunnecessaryquestion.

‘Nicky called me a fat porn star, but he had a point’ – Abbey N: Well,nowyou’rebringing all thesethingsup… H: Nicky.He’sDoctorEvil. Hilary, it sounds like you’ve had first-hand experience… H: Yes, I have. It was years ago and I’ve never forgotten it. It was on the Isle of Wight, and he screamed, “Get some f**king scissors,bitch!”[Everyonelaughs.] N: When she went to get them, I went, “Run f**king faster!”

outtemporarily.I’mlike, “Where’sthatf**king roastdinnergone?” What are all your secrets to maintaining your looks? P: FiltersonInstagram[Laughs.] I’m40andI’mnotlikeAbbey Ineedtogotothegymfourtimes aweektotrain,alwayshavedone. ButIreallyenjoyit,andIget antsyif Idon’tdoanything physical.There’sa400lbman

sitting inside of me, just waiting to come out. What about you, Hilary? H: Iswimalot. A: Naked. k H: Mainly topless. P: She’s got fabulous boobs, by the way. The best you’ve ever seen. A: They’reamazing. Finally, what’s your worst fashion faux pas? a N:Ihaven’tevermadeone. [Theyallcackle.] A: Whataboutthebilegreen andburgundycoat? N: God,shehatedthat. Iworethatinthefinale. A: YoulookedlikeaDubai bellboy. What about the rest of you? A: WhenIwasyoung, Iusedtohaveblackhair withableachedfringe, thenIusedtodyethatred. P: OhGod,showusapicture.You musthaveone.Iquitelikethat look.Rememberthefootball playerKevinKeegan?Well, Ihadamulletandmymumused totongtheback,soitwasperfectly roundedin.Thefrontusedto beflickedup.Itwasmint. H: ThefirsttimeIwenttoParis, Iworesee-throughgoldmetallic haremtrousers.Ilookedlike arejectfrom CarryOnUpThe Khyberr.Thankfully,this wasbeforesocialmedia.■

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WHENMYEYE CREAM GOES ON, IT FREEZES MY EYES. THAT’S WHAT HER FACE LOOKS LIKE.

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: Hecalledmeafatporn starwhenIwason BNTM. [Everyone laughs harder.] N: But would I have said these things if I knew she’d end up as a co-judge? A: I used to have boobs but, two kids later, they’ve gone. So,hedidhaveapoint. Have you ever apologised to her, Nicky? A:No,hehasn’t. N:I’msorry,Iapologisenow. A: Thankyou. Abbey, you look amazing – how do you maintain such a banging body? A:I’malwaysrunningaround andIhavenervousenergy. Genetically,allmyfamily aretallandthin. N:I’vewatchedAbbey’sbody inabikiniwhenwe’vebeenaway. We’dhaveawholelunchand herstomachdoesn’tevenstick


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orthepast tenyears,the Kardashian familyhave livedtheir livesonscreen. Nothing’sbeen consideredtoo sacredtobeshown:fromKim’s ill-fatedmarriagetobasketball playerKrisHumphries,to Kourtneygivingbirthtoson Mason,andCaitlyn’stransition fromBruce everysinglething hasbeen captured on camera and

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sharedwithmillionsof viewers. Andthisweek,the13thseason startsonE!,wherewe’llsee thefalloutfrom Kim’srobbery, KanyeWest’sbreakdownand RobandBlacChyna’sbreak-up. Butiseverythingasgenuine as theywouldhaveusbelieve? Speakingabouttheseries,Kim hassaid,“Whenwefirststarted, wecametogetherasafamily andsaid,‘Ifwe’regoingtodothis realityshow,we’regoingtobe 100percentwhowereallyare.’” But, er, the extras don’t have to

be“100percent”themselves and,infact,producersemploy actorstoappearontheshow. heatt decidedtodoalittlebit ofdiggingandtalktopeople whohaveactuallyappeared K,todiscover on KUWTK what it’s really like…

How do you get on the show? Of course,thecorecastof KUWTK K isthefamily,butthey have alsorecruitedfriends, boyfriends and employees.

MarkBehar,47,whohas workedaspartof thefamily’s security,hasplayednoless thanthreerolesontheshow and he’s alsosettoappearinthe backgroundduringthisseries. Markwasfirstseenonscreen playinga“shopper”atDashin 2009,aspartof Kourtney& KimTakeMiami.Inanother episodeinthesameseries,he portrayedanemployeeataradio station.Heappearedasaboxer in oneofthehighest-rated episodes ever, fighting Bruce

Jennerforcharity,aswellas beingspottedattendingKim’s weddingtoKrisHumphries. Mark tells heatt,“Iwasdoing bodyguardworkforthewhole family.Iwasalwaysbackstage, butthentheydraggedmeinfront of thecamerabecause,incertain scenes,theywantedtomake suretheyhadsomebodythey couldcounton,whocouldtake directionandnotmakeanyone lookbad. Havingmemade it aneasierprocess,andthey didn’t have to hire an actor.”

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“One more time,, Khloé,, and this time with sass”

Sometimes,however,the producersemployprofessionals for certain roles such as Charlie Sheen’s ex and former adultactress,BreeOlson,30. Shewashiredthroughatalent agenttoplayKendalland Kylie’sbabysitterinseriesone. “Igothiredtogoontheshow,” shesays.“Idon’trememberall thespecifics myagentdealt witheverything.Ijustshowed up.[Myepisode]showsthe magicof editing…because myexperiencetherewas nothinglikethefinishededit. Thefootageof meismaybe fiveminutestotal,andIspent probably15hoursthere. Itwasareallylongday,and theyshotalmostallday.” Former TheHillss star FrankieDelgado,32,appeared ontheshowin2007and2008 thankstohisfriendshipwith KylieandKendall’shalfbrother,BrodyJenner. Hetells heatt,“IknewBrody, becausehewouldshowupto mynightclubs.Hethought Iwascool,Ithoughthewas.” ThroughBrody,Frankie who workedasapromoterforthe majorLAclubs gottoknow hismate’sstepsisters,Kim andKourtney.“Irunthenight sceneinLA,soIgottomeet

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‘Six hours of filming can take two or three days. It’s crazy’ everyone,”heexplains.“Kimand Kourtneycametoclubsandweall gottobefriends.Everyonewentout alotmorewhenwewereyounger, beforeweallhadkids.Wewere allfriendsbeforetheshows.”

Do they get paid? Well,itseemstodependwhether youknowthefamilyornot they recruittheirfriendstoworkforfree and,ofcourse,theirfansarethrilled tobeinvolvedintheshowwithout payment.Butif youarearegular extra,thenyouwillreceiveafee. Markexplains,“Theshowthat theyfilmedwithKimandKourtney inMiami,theyaskedmetobein asceneandIdiditforfree.Ihad arelationshipwiththemand Iwantedtohelp.Butif youhave awalk-onrole,thenyoumightget $50aday(about£41)tocoveryour lunchandtravel.Thoseextraswon’t haveactingagents,it’smoreabout themjustbeingontheshow.I’ve seenproducerspickpeopleof the

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streetandsay,‘Doyouwanttobeon the Kardashianss?’Andpeoplego crazy,becausetheyarefansand theygettheir15minutesof fame. “Thentherearemoremajor characterswhogetanofficialcredit toaddtotheirCV Producerswill toaddtotheirCV.Producerswill havegonethroughtheiragents andaskedtheactorstosignNDAs, andtheytendtogetpaidmore.”

But how staged is it?

dedicatedtofindingcontinuity errorsandphonystorylines. DavidWeintraub,whoisScott Disick’sformermanager,reveals, “Thereisn’tarealityTVscript, butthereisanoutlinetohelptell thestory Thetalentisplacedinto thestory.Thetalentisplacedinto those scenes and those settings. So, it isn’t like, ‘OK, you’re going to say this line…’ It’s like, ‘We know where the issues are, so we’re going to put you in a restaurant,

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where you know it’s time to discuss these issues, and let’s see what the result is.’ It may be good, it may be bad. It may end in someone flipping a table, getting hit or kissing.” Mark agrees. “With the main show, it’s really planned out. The producers will figure out the storylines for the family for the series. They’re planning their next step with every episode they do and every season they have. It’s a balance, becausethefamilydon’twant tolookbad,yetthey’llput thingsoutinanepisodethat willshockthepublicandgive themmediaattentionforthe wholefollowingweek.Itwill gocrazy,andthat’swhatthey want.It’snotallreality.If the showwasonlyaboutmundane things,whowouldcare?It’s crazy,butpeoplewatchcrazy. Theyneedtoshock[with storylines],sotheyplanit.” Frankieadds,“Itwasn’t thatwefilmed‘scenes’, morelike‘scenarios’tomake thestoriesmakesense.” Butwhilethestorylines mightbestructured,Kim’s friend(andPrince’sex girlfriend)MayteGarcia,43, tells heatt thatthefamilyare exactly thesameofscreen astheyareon.“I’vebeenwith themwiththecamerasand withoutthecameras,andit’s thesame,”shesays.“Theyjust goabouttheirlifeandthey shareit,andpeoplegettosee whatreallyhappens.It’sthe same.I’mtheonegoing,‘Oh God,IforgotIhadamicon! WhatdidIsay?’”

How much say does Kris have? Momager Kris Jenner is famous for being the mastermind of the family and, along with Ryan Seacrest, is the brains behind the show. But how much say does she actually have as the executive producer? Mark explains, “Kris is on set a lot, even if she isn’t being filmed. She is very strict she’ll kill a show to get what she wants across. You’d be surprised how muchstuf I’vedone,where itnevergetstothescreen. There’ssomuchediting.” Andthefilming,Marksays, takeshours.“I’vebeenin asituationwhereKourtney wasgettingupsetbecauseof aquestionthatKhloéasked. Kourtneysaid,‘Thisisgetting toopersonal.Idon’twantthis,’ butKhloéfeltitwasavalid questionforthestory.[Inthose situations]Kourtneywillsay, ‘Stop,’andKrisandthe producerswillgetinvolved. Thewholefamilywouldtalk anditwouldtakehours.Then theywouldregroupandeither doanothertypeofscene,orgo andredothesamescene.Sosix hoursof filmingcantaketwo orthreedays,becauseof stuf likethat.Therearealways delaysbecausesomeoneis makingaphonecallortheyare hungryorthirsty,ortheydon’t likethewaytheirhairlooks. It’scrazy.Somuchtimeis wastedonstupidstuf.” ■

Here comes series 13 WHAT WE’VE GOT TO LOOK FORWARD TO THIS SEASON…

THE AFTERMATH OF KIM’S ROBBERY way out,” says Kim in the trailer, reliving the moment she thought she was going to die. Intense.

THE KHLO-ROB REUNION Last season, she kicked her brother out of her house after he hooked up with Blac Chyna. But this year, Khloé and Rob look like they have finally settled their hostilities and are back on good terms.

KANYE’S HOSPITALISATION The rapper collapsed and got sent to hospital after a meltdown – and the cameras were with Kim as she rushed to his side.

SCOTT AND KOURT’S BREAK-UP The on/off love story came to a tense end (for now) when Scott tried to bring another girl on the family’s trip to Costa Rica. Oh, Scott.

BORED BOYFRIENDS Kylie’s boyfriend Tyga was forced to film with the family on their annual vacation, and Kanye’s been spotted performing for the cameras, too.

Kim discusses the robbery

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chatting about the rows and dishing out top tips. Plus, we’ve got celeb guests too! Head to heat’s Facebook page this Thursday for our stream coming live and direct from BNTM’s glitzy launch party. And for more behind-thescenes action, check out lifetimetv.co.uk.

CELEB GUESTS

Lauren Pope

Charlotte Crosby

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Wear it’s’ at

Tips of the trade

Paparazzi Nails The newest crystal

trend is full-on lashy

rystalnailsmightgiveyou serious MyBigFatGypsy Wedding vibes,butthese super-sparklytalonsarehaving a moment. “Recreate the look at the salon by asking for diamanté nails,” says celebrity manicurist Lucy Tucker, who works with Emma Watson. “I’d advise asking for a gel topcoat, which is cured under a lamp, as this will ensure your jewels stay put for longer. If youdon’twanttogofull diamanté,gemsplacedaround thecuticlesoronanaccentnail willstillmakethemstandout. m ”

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Chloe Sims’ Beauty y Bar creates these

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Love Island d’s Kady y is a pink princess

DO IT AT HOME Before you begin, make sure the diamantés you’re using are set out the right side up – this will make them easier to pick up. Apply your base coat and nail polish as normal, and let them dry. Using an orangewood stick, dab a small amount of base coat onto the flat side of the diamanté and place onto your nail. Repeat until you get the desired look. Once you’ve finished, apply a generous amount of top coat to seal the stones onto the nail.

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£3.99 Rimmel Nail Polish in Diamond Dust

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SPRING

trends Louise Redknapp shows us how to update classic jeans for the new season good pair of jeans is a must-have in any wardrobe. From kick flares to classic skinnies, everyone has a favourite style, and they are the perfect starting point to create any look. For S/S17, give your denim a fresh feel by tapping into the catwalk trends. From florals to bold brights, it’s all about using denim as a base for your look. Team colourful tops with statement earrings, or stick to slick neutrals. Either way, whether they’re dressed up or down, jeans can be worn over and over again and still look great.

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Looking after your wardrobe staples is key, which is where Ariel 3in1 Pods come in. These small but powerful liquitabs ensure your denim stays clean removing even tough stains. Allowing you to wear your favourite pieces again and again. Ariel 3in1 Pods have advanced cleaning technology that goes beyond stain removal. Not only do they clean stains and hidden dirt, they enhance with a brilliant white and keep your colours bright. All you need in one wash. So Put Ariel 3in1 Pods to the test for yourself and see the results for yourself.

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Theeasiestwayto dressupdarkjeans forspringisbyadding colourandmixing textures.Thissilkytop willgivewowfactor to yourjeansinstantly. Louise’sverdict: “I’dwearthislookfor adatenight, teamed with heels.”

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Thislightweightlong-line jacketisamust-buyfor S/S17 theneutraltone willgowitheverything. Louise’sverdict:“Ilovehow simpleandelegantthislook is theclassicwhitetee and jeans combo feels fresh.”


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Shirtsareabigtrendfor S/S17,butdon’tthink theyhavetobeboxy optforstatementsleeves or a tie-waistforalittle somethingextra. Louise’sverdict:“Ilove thedetailonthisshirt it’sperfectforcreating waist definition.”

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Thislooktapsintotwo trends:pyjamadressing andflorals.Teamed withbluedenimand heels,thiswillfeel efortlesslyglam. Louise’sverdict:“Ilove thepatternonthisshirt it’ssomethingI’dwear on a night out.”


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Travel, food, fitness… Because your Instagram feed won’t fill itself

Fairy-tale Go on a Disney-inspired

BREAKS

trip of a lifetime. No Prince Charming required

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nce upon a time, you probably dreamt of being whisked away to a magical world just like your favourite Disney Princess. Nowadays – as well as being an excellent hangover cure – our go-to childhood cartoons are also excellent holiday inspo. With Emma Watson starring in the new live-action film Beauty And The Beast and Disneyland Paris celebrating its 25th anniversary, now is the perfect time to polish up your princess skills. Better get on the phone to your fairy godmother, STAT.

Live la vie en rose like Belle WHERE: Château de Chambord, France ThischâteauintheLoireValley was Disney’s inspirati f the castle in Beauty An The Beast. It’snothar to see why – withits storybook turretsand 426 rooms. Builtin15 it’s a stunningpieceof architecture andsitsin an epic estate,whichis home to hundredsofd

While you may not be able to sleep watching falling petals in the forbidden West Wing, you can hire the on-site gîtes C f S l d ( h h leeps eight or the gîte x), a guest of the ds. he château £10 rom ight. bord.org

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Lap it up

Chill out like Elsa WHERE: Ranua, Finnish Lapland Theremaynotbe Frozen-level icepalacesinthissnowy wilderness, but you’ll certainly be able to Let It Go (sorry) in the sparkling white landscapes, with a chance to spot the Northern Lights (for your best opportunity, visit September-March). Snow-based activities include

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“Ice,, ice, baby”

Murmazing!

Ag good p place to bunk up p with your John Smith

Go native like Pocaho Take a dip like Ariel WHERE: Mayim Mermaid Academy, Bournemouth Everwantedtosqueezeinto a sparkly tail and take to the water, your long hair flowing freely beside you as you frolic with your fishy friends? If your answer is, “Only since FOREVER,” then you need to check out Mayim Mermaid Academy: a school that teaches you how to swim like The Little

Mermaid ’s Ariel. You simply slip into your glittery tail, and you’re ready to learn the basic strokes, from “dolphin” to “the star”. You’ll even get to take part in a photo shoot in some glamorous poses – hello, Insta. If it’s too far away, you can always buy a tail from their website instead. Lessons cost from £90 for up to two hours. Crab BFF not guaranteed. Mayimmermaidacademy.co.uk

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WHERE: Forest Hideaway, Colorado Thisluxewoodencabininatinytownin theRockieshasthreebedrooms,acosy wood stove and a hot tub. Admittedly,we don’t remember Pocahontas havingoneof those, but we feel she and John Smithwou give it go, especially when the starryskies above are so breathtaking. It’s nestlednea beauty spots such as Pikes Peak, Manitou Springs and the Garden Of The Gods,whe there are hiking trails to explore andwild to watch. If the trees start talking toyou,y may have had too much sun. Prices start around £142 per night.Return flights from London to Denver from£359 Homeaway.co.uk


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hacks TRAVEL Top p of the world. Well,, the UK

Be a badass like Merida WHERE: Ackergil Tower, Scottish Highlands Feeling Brave?Tryyourhandat Highland activities such as hammer throwing, caber tossing, clay pigeon shooting, archery and falconry, at this 15th-century castle just ten miles from John O’Groats. After scaring away any drippy suitors, you can put hairs on your chest with a wee dram of whisky and toast marshmallows on a campfire,

beforeretiringtobedinoneof the 600-year-oldtower’ssumptuous bedrooms.Alternatively,holeupinside Europe’s biggest tree house, which is also on site. Explore the Disney-level romance of the wild Scottish Highlands on the 3,000-acre estate and build up an appetite for a candlelit dinner. Arguments with your mum, optional. From £129 per room, per night. Ackergilltower.com

Tree-t yourself to a night here

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Ride the waves like Moana withsurfingandyogaclasses included.Plus,you’rebound tobondwithyourfellow beach bums in the hostel accommodation. You’ll get to journey between the gorgeous beaches of Lagos and Ericeria, before exploring the buzzing city of Lisbon on a walking tour. From £725. Return flights London to Lisbon from £43. Topdeck.travel/tours/ portugal-surfari

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WHERE:Portugal If youlovetheideaof learningtosurfsomewhere warm but don’t have the budget for Maui, eight days of Portuguese sunshine and beaches should tick some boxes. Topdeck ofers a “surfari” aimed at 18-39 year olds. The surfer lifestyle is all about adrenaline followed by chilling, and this break combines the two perfectly,

Wave on

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Thanks to the antibacterial “silver technology yarn”, you can perspire away odour-free. Plus, the dark colour means no underboob sweat marks. Squad SportsBra,£50 @ Lndr.uk

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THE TIGHTS THAT STOP YOUR LEGS HURTING increase your blood circulation and allow you to go harder for longer. Compression Tights, £75 @ 2XU.com

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Welcome to CHERZY! r new LA pad and tells Pinterest-inspired plans

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You’ve lived all over the world, but where do you call home right now? Ooh, Los Angeles is my home, even though I’m homeless right now because I’m renovating a house. I’m actually living out of a suitcase. How would you describe your interiors style? It’s modern and contemporary with warm and earthy vibes. One of the benefits of travelling is that I get inspired everywhere I go, from a ski lodge in Switzerland to a castle in Italy. Also, I’m obsessed with [deco site] Houzz and Pinterest. What was the last piece you bought? I’m looking at buying a reallyniceJapanese toilet with a seat warmer andbuttspray Getting g inspired in India

everything. People are going to be knocking down my door just to go for a wee! What’s on your bedside table? A book, a candle and some rosary beads that my mum and my grandfather got me. What would we find in your fridge? I travel so much that the only things you really see in my fridge are hot sauces. I’m a saucy girl! And, of course, I have my Müller yoghurts in there, too. What’s your favourite room? When my refurb’s done, it’s going to be the kitchen. It’s going to be all open with a view that overlooks everywhere from Downtown LA to the ocean. It’s also going to be a great space where people can congregate. I love eating outside, but I don’t really have a garden, as my house is in the hills on the side of a clif. Who is the most famous person’s house you’ve been in and what was it like? I went to Pufy Daddy’s house for a preGrammys party – it was just exceptional. He had, like, an entire lake in his backyard and if I could just have his marble slabs, I’d be the happiest girl. I was dreaming about them! Q Home is where the hover board is

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aving recently bought a swanky new four-storey house in the Hollywood Hills for a cool $3.4 million, Nicole Scherzinger has quickly drafted the builders in to transform it into the perfect batchelorette pad. And when she’s not furiously pinning ideas on Pinterest, she’s taking interiors inspo from her travels which, if you’ve ever seen her Instagram feed, she goes on a lot. The face of Müller, Nic can’t wait to introduce a fab, outdoor vibe to her new digs, so we asked her to tell us all about her dream décor situ…


Nic’s new digs. g It’s just j one house, FYI

Life

hacks TRAVEL NICOLE’S HOME HACKS

Not too shabby

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HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? It can take me... Well, it will never happen – that’s why I have assistants. LAST DIY JOB YOU DID? No. [Really long pause.] Nope, nothing. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CLEANED THE LOO? It’s been a while, I’m not going to lie. I am a friggin’ professional toilet cleaner, though – my mother raised me to get a porcelain pot so shiny and squeaky clean. EVER ASSEMBLED A FLAT PACK FROM IKEA? Yeah, I have with friends, but I’m probably not the first person you want to go to for that! DO YOU KEEP AN ALLEN KEY IN YOUR HOUSE? I don’t think so. This is random, but probably the last thing I put together was a Lego set with my niece. I swear you have to have really tiny, miniature fingers to handle those pieces. WHAT’S UNDER YOUR BED? I don’t keep ANYTHING under my there – I like my bed really clean with nothing underneath.

STYLE STEALS BAG YOURSELF S SCHERZY-STYLE £49.95 Rug, Cuckooland

£79.50 Hammock Chair, Amara

£89 Lamp, Furniture Village WORDS: MARIE CLAIRE GIDDINGS. PHOTOS. REX FEATURES

£99 Lamp,Made

£15 Cushion, Fearne Cotton @ Very

£33.50 Stool, Sainsbury’s Home

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Toffee Fudge & Belgian Chocolate ★★★ A nice alternative if you don’t like fruit, but they were very sweet and didn’t beat the classic.

£2 FOR TWO PA P CKS OF FOUR (TESCO)

Bramley Apple & Cinnamon ★★★★★

The apple gives these buns a subtle twist that complements the traditional flavour without overpowering it. Absolutely delicious. £1.69 FOR FOUR (WA W ITROSE)

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Cranberry & Golden Raisin ★★★★ Great bun, and it

toasted perfectly. The cranberry and balanced and the raisins were perfectly balanced, th cinnamon gave a deep infused flav flavour.

£1.50 FOR FOUR (SAINSBURY’S)

Brioche

★★★★ Light, soft, sweet with just a little bit of fruit this tasted great with butter but would be even more awesome with chocolate spread or jam. Great value, too. 99P FOR FOUR ((ALDI)

St Clements ★★

These had a slightly synthetic-tasting citrus flavour and too much candied fruit peel rather than the traditional raisins Overall raisins. Overall, a bit disappointing disappointing.

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Savoury Cheese

An indulgent alternative to the classic fruit Absolutely melt in the mout fruit. mouth. We could’ve eaten ten in one go…

An OK bun, but the fruit was a bit overpowering, and because there was so much, much it was quite easy tto burn, too.

★★ You can definitely taste the cheese onion and chives, but the sultanas seemed unnecessary. Fine if you don’t have a sweet tooth, though. £2.50

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KHLOE KARDASHIAN PARIS HILTON Khloé goes sleek

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hesedays,youcan’tscroll through Instagram without seeing yet another smug star showing of their swanky motor. It’s the new avocado and toast shot. Popping out for a skinny decaf latte? Hop in the Bentley! Just turned 18?

On it like a car bonnet

It’sPorsche911salltheway,baby! Well, while their nice wheels might put our rust bucket rides to shame, their car insurance bills would make your eyes water. So, go to mustard.co.uk, find a good deal and make it rain with your savings. Who’s smug now, eh?

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BOYD’STVLAND All the week’s news, views and erm, things to amuse from Boyd Hilton, heat’s King of Telly

We’re not ones to bash the Bishop, p, but Madonna?

MY TOP 3 SHOWS ON TV

Catastrophe MY VERDICT ON…

The Nightly Show

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By far the best comedy on TV and this week, Rob and Sharon receive a surprising dinner invitation from terrifying estranged couple Fran and Chris. Channel 4, Tuesdays, 10pm

ITV, Mon-Fri, 10pm

hatI’velearnedsofarfromITV’sbold eight-weekexperiment of tryingtomake afive-nights-a-weekUS-style topical chat and entertainmentshow… w

W Broadchurch We’re halfway through the stunningly good final series, and Trish (Julie Hesmondhalgh) returns to the scene of the crime in the hope she’ll remember more about the attack. ITV, Mondays, 9pm

Makingthiskindof showisoneof thetoughest tasksintelly.Barringoneortwoattempts y (VGrahamNorton in2002onC4),there’snogreat tradition of such shows, whereas in the US they’ve been a massive staple for decades and there areloads of them, like James Corden’s superb one on CBS. The format needs ruthless and brilliant producersandwriters.WhenIvisitedJames Corden’sshow n , I saw a slick, well-oiled machine stafedbyover100.I’msureloadsof greatpeople w,butIdoubttheteam workon TheNightlyShow is of that magnitude. If you want yourriskyhigh-profileventure n for which ITV has putbackthe NewsAtTen

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tostartwithabang,youneedabetterfirst r t guest than MartinClunes,withallduerespect. Having rotating hosts is fine, but it does make it even harder to make sure the show caters to each presenter’s diferent skills. Social media can destroy the reputation of a show such as this almost immediately, as hate-watchers on Twitter get quoted by news outlets thirsty for a juicy story. Trying to do this kind of show in a frantic 30-minute format (including ads) is tough. It needs more time to breathe. Trying to get good guests every night in the UK is nigh-on impossible. It’s really not that bad. David Walliams’ chat with Rob Brydon, before climbing onto a camel, was a fine half-hour of TV. John Bishop trying to “do” Madonna (see above) was a mistake.

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Big Little Lies In the gloriously fun mystery drama, Madeline (Reese Witherspoon) is outraged over a slight from Renata (Laura Dern) while dealing with family issues. Sky Atlantic, Mondays, 9pm

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This guy’s g y no fantasy

IF YOU LIKE... GAME OF THRONES THEN TRY... THE LAST KINGDOM

Like GoT T,thisdealswith medievalpoliticalintrigue, butactualhistory,rather than fantasy.StarAlexDreymon isalsothespitofJonSnow. (BBC2, Thursdays, 9pm).

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TV NEWS THE NIGHT MANAGER RETURNS

FIRST LOOK: GAME OF THRONES SEASON 7

Millions of us tuned in to the BBC’s lavish adaptation of John le Carré’s gripping novel, starring Tom Hiddleston (and his hot bum), Hugh Laurie and Olivia Colman, and now our prayers for a sequel have been answered. Director Susanne Bier has revealed that a follow-up is being developed, and the BBC has confirmed it.

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Here’s the first official poster image for the new T, and while it might seem pretty season of GoT straightforward, the mingling fire and ice does suggest that Daenerys and her fiery dragons will come up against the icy whitewalkers. Or are we reading too much into it? Find out on 17 July when it airs on Sky Atlantic.

A NEW HELPING OF HARDY The BBC are on a recommissioning roll as they have also confirmed they’re making a second series of Steven Knight’s gritty period drama Taboo, starring Tom Hardy. “We think it has got a two and a three [series] certainly, that’s the plan,” Knight said. “After that who knows? This series is eight parts – it’s a lot of time.”

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AMY GETS RUDE ON NETFLIX Eye y eye, y , Richard Madden

AMAZON’S NEW OASIS OF TV Amazon prime’s new batch of pilots arrives on 17 March. Our pick of the bunch is Oasis, starring GoT hunk Richard Madden as a priest sent into space to help set up a colony on a distant planet. There’s also The Marvelous Mrs Maisel from Gilmore Girls creator Amy Sherman-Palladino, about a ’50s housewife trying to be a stand-up.

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SYFY GOES BIG ON BUFFY

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As you saw in last week’s heat, classic series Bufy The Vampire Slayerr is celebrating its 20th anniversary, and the SyFy channel here will celebrate with a Best Of Bufy Weekend on 1-2 April. They’re conducting a fan vote on their website and the 20 favourite episodes will all be shown.

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LUST IS IN THE AIR!

ROMANCE#1

“Younger g than my average”

Preston’s just an ordinary boy

Oh, looky here Preston is acting all cutesy with Bex, a girl his own age. Shock, horror! Preston spends time with Bex after rowing with Michelle, and it looks like love could blossom.

How could you y kill Kermit to make that coat, Sinead?

‘Sinead’s upset and feels alone’ As Sinead plans her perfect life with Daniel, Ken has other plans tshouldbethehappiesttimeof SineadTinker’slife.Sheditched herexChesneyforsuper-swot Daniel,she’shavinghisbaby, and she’sfoundalovenestforthemto livein.Butnextweekherperfectlife crumbleswhenshenotonlylearns Daniel’sgotaplaceatOxford,but alsothatshedoesn’tfitintodadKen’s grandplansforhim.ActressKatie McGlynnexplainshowSineadfeels aboutitallandrevealsthatthere’s even more upset on the horizon…

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ROMANCE #2

“Wanna see my y birthday suit?”

Johnny come lately

CouldBenbeaboutgetthebest21stbirthdaypresentever andhavea bunkupwithJohnny?AbiwindsJohnnyupabout fancying Ben, and while they both deny it, the chemistry is obvs. “Your plaice p or mine?”

ROMANCE #3

Romantic re-visit

Yeeeeeeees. OK,KushandDenisearejusthavingfishandchips, butthesetwohaveform,andthesexualtensionissizzling.Itcan onlybeamatterof time before he shows her his saveloy (again).

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How does Sinead feel about having a baby with Daniel? A ftertheinitialshockofthe pregnancy,they’vetriedtopull togetheranddowhattheythinkis best.Myinstincthasalwaysbeen that Sinead wants to keep the baby. How does she react when she finds everyone celebrating Daniel getting into Oxford? She’sshockedandupset,she thoughtDanielwasturningOxford downforher.Shefeelsveryalone and doesn’t know who to turnto. And then Ken has a go at her… KenisveryharshonSinead.She’s reallyhurt,becauseobviouslyshe hadnoideathispregnancywasgoing to happen. pp Ken is actingg like Sinead

hasgotherclawsintoDaniel whenreallyshe’sbeenthrown intothissituation,too,andshe is trying to make the best of it. He also bad-mouths Deirdre, doesn’t he? KensaysthatSineadistoDaniel whatDeirdrewastoKen.Ken andDeirdreweresuchaniconic couple,buthemeanshedoesn’t wantSineadgettinginthewayof Daniel’sbiglifebeyondtheStreet becausethat’swhathappened with him and Deirdre. How does Daniel react when Sinead tells him she’s had a miscarriage? Danielis devastatedandSinead isintears.They’vehadtodeal withsomuchwhenthey should beinthehoneymoonperiodof their relationship. Do you like them as a couple or do you think she should’ve stuck with Chesney? SineadhadoutgrownChesney, theywerelikeanoldmarried couple.Butitwassad,because IreallyenjoyworkingwithSam [Aston].IlikeSineadandDaniel together,becausethey’reworlds apart whichisfun and he brings out a different side to her.


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Fighting talk

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Lauren finally wakes up to the fact she’s got the dullest relationship in Walford and gets itchy feet. But Whit won’t let her give up and urges her to stick at it (it’s not worth it, love). And if that’s not enough drama, after talking to Stacey, Max tells a shocked Lauren he wants to make amends with Steven.

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Here we go again

One day Peter won’t be a predictable man, but until then he’s got himself into bother. Again. Toyah encourages him to check up on the regular customer he’s concerned about (thinking it’s a guy), and Chloe thanks him by kissing him. But is he strong enough to resist? Draw your own conclusion.

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That’s the spirit!

Emotional Emma is worried when she hears that Faith can communicate with spirits, so she heads to church to confess her sins, but someone overhears her. Later, Faith channels James at the psychic night and Emma freaks out. But was Faith the eavesdropper, and what will she do with the info?

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Happy ever after? she cancelled them, but all becomes clear when Ryan rocks up and gets down on one knee. But what will she say, and will an irritated Ste stage an intervention? Meanwhile, Leela gets another text from her stalker and thinks it could be Zack, and Ellie is scared about seeing Nick at The Dog relaunch.

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BEAUTY & T E BEAST CERT PG, 129 MINUTES, OPENS 17 MARCH

Starring: Emma Watson, Luke Evans, Dan Stevens, Kevin Kline, Josh Gad Director: Bill Condon THE PLOT Following the exact contours of Disney’s 1991 animated musical classic, bookworm Belle (Watson) ends up prisoner of the mysterious Beast (Stevens) after her father (Kline) stumbles into the creature’s wintry palace. There, she bonds with the house’s servants: magical items of furniture whose salvation depends on Belle seeing past their master’s intimidating appearance. WHAT’S RIGHT WITH IT? While Disney’s recent Cinderellaa was inspired www.heatworld.com 18-24 March 2017

by its own classic animation, and last year’s The Jungle Bookk threw in songs from the beloved cartoon version, the studio has never exploited one of its catalogue titles so faithfully, or so satisfyingly. Also drawing songs from y ofers the hit stage version, this Beauty a captivating blend of live action and animation, anchored by Watson’s most likeable screen turn to date. Luke Evans and Josh Gad bring the funny as Gaston and LeFou: the conceited man of action and his besotted pal.

WHAT’S WRONG WITH IT? This latest adaptation of the French fairy tale is hardly brimming with surprises. VERDICT Despite dividing audiences as Hermione Granger, Emma Watson was always the young Harry Potter star with the most casting potential as an adult actor. So it proves here – finally – with a performance of charm and spirit that should win her plenty of friends. As for Disney, box-office dollars will rain down in torrents. ★★★★★ Charles Gant


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MEET THE CAST EMMA WATSON IS BELLE Having developed her screen craft with supporting turns in the likes of The Bling Ring g and Noah, Emma steps up to her first big lead role in a major film. Next: The Circle with Tom Hanks and John Boyega.

LUKE EVANS IS GASTON Former stage star Luke, 37, has been slow-burn as a film actor, with some nice turns in Tamara Drewe, The Hobbit and The Girl On The Train. Now the sexy Welshman has found the perfect – villainous – role.

DAN STEVENS IS BEAST We’re not sure how much of Dan there is in the film – he’s in human form only at the beginning and the end – but it’s still a nice showcase for Downton Abbey’s Matthew, who wowed as a killer in 2014’s The Guest.

KEVIN KLINE IS MAURICE

JOSH GAD IS LEFOU

Having voiced a character in 1996’s The Hunchback Of Notre Dame, Kevin has previous form with Disney. Here, the veteran actor plays Belle’s father, whose quest for a rose ends up landing her captive.

Josh stole the show as snowman Olaf in Frozen, and is coming soon as the perky canine who narrates A Dog’s Purpose. Incredibly, LeFou’s gay crush on his pal Gaston has seen this film given an adult rating in Russia.

MEET THE SERVANTS

THE CULTURE KEY TV MUSIC FILM BOOKS APPS THEATRE

IAN McKELLEN IS COGSWORTH

EWAN McGREGOR IS LUMIERE

The veteran British star of stage and screen extends his range as the palace butler who has now been cursed into a mantelpiece clock.

Rocking a hitand-miss French accent, the Scottish star plays the valet turned candelabra who is besotted with Plumette.

EMMA THOMPSON IS MRS POTTS

GUGU MBATHARAW IS PLUMETTE

Who better than our very own Nanny McPhee to play the singing teapot who does her best to bring Belle and Beast together?

Plumette is the castle’s maid who has now become one of her own implements – a feather duster!

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Made In Chelsea

Keeping Up With The Kardashians

E!, SUNDAY 19 MARCH, 9PM While social media means we’re never without an update on the size of Kim’s ass or plumpness of Kylie’s pout, Sunday sees the return of the 13th season of KUWTK on our actual television screens.

This series, we’ll see former hermit Rob preparing to become a dad, Khloé embarking on a new relationship (and patching up her old one with Caitlyn), and Kim coping after her terrifying robbery in Paris. And see page 50 for a peek into what it’s really like taking part in the show. ★★★★ Kay Ribeiro

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RETURNING US DRAMAS The Catch

Shades Of Blue

SKY LIVING & NOW TV, A 21 MARCH, 10PM TUESDAY

SKY LIVING & NOW TV, MONDAY 20 MARCH, 10PM

Last year’s first season of this “rom-con” show benefited from a fun premise that didn’t take too long to get rolling. Private investigator Alice (Mireille Enos) fell for hot con man Benjamin (Peter Krause), only for him to make of with everything she owned. The rest of the series saw her setting out to take her revenge and, as series two begins, Ben’s in jail and Alice’s firm is in trouble. But she has

J-Lo’s back! Tough NYC cop Harlee Santos isn’t averse to the odd spot of lawbreaking herself, including murdering her abusive ex. During season one, she turned FBI informant to expose her corrupt lieutenant, Wozniak (Ray Liotta). As this new season begins, Wozniak makes a deal with the FBI to keep himself and his team out of jail, while Harlee tries to cover up having whacked her ex.

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Vera ITV1, Sunday 19 March, 8pm The remarkable Brenda Blethyn returns for a seventh series as feisty DCI Vera Stanhope, hurtling down Northumbrian mud tracks in a tatty Land Rover, solving crimes and hurling acerbic putdowns at anyone in her general vicinity. In tonight’s series opener, Gemma, a nature ranger with seemingly no enemies, is found dead on a remote island that’s home to a wildlife reserve. Of course, it’s not long before

Vera, striding purposefully around the bleakly beautiful landscape in a flowered tea dress and her trusty old hat, discovers a tangled web of deceit, lies, resentment and a whole lot of suspects. There’s Gemma’s moody sister Alice for a start, who is definitely hiding something, along with Gemma’s fiancé Ryan, who’s not entirely honest with Vera. Also in the frame are the nature reserve's intern, who

Vera has marked down as a wrong’un from the start, Gemma’s secret ex-lover, a very angry bereaved father, the head ranger who’s about to retire, and an alcoholic boat skipper. Seems that Gemma wasn’t quite as popular as she appeared to be, so there’s plenty to keep our Vera busy for two hours of perfect Sunday-night telly. Good to have you back, pet. ★★★★ Julie Emery 18-24 March 2017 www.heatworld.com


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5 Get Out Cert 15, 104 minutes, opens 17 March Starring: Daniel Kaluuya, Allison Williams, Catherine Keener Director: Jordan Peele

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THE PLOT When Chris (Kaluuya) is invited to meet the parents of his white girlfriend Rose (Williams), he receives a warm welcome at their country home. But there’s something not quite right about their black gardener and housekeeper, and then he meets the creepy neighbours… WHAT’S RIGHT WITH IT? Initially seeming to take its reference points from classic films Guess Who’s Coming To Dinnerr and The Stepford Wives, Get Outt evolves into something rather weird and wonderful: a twisted, horrorto say about race and America. m It’s great to see London-born Kalu ya y (Posh Kenneth in Skins e WHAT’S WRONG WITH H IT? A number of plot holes do eventually a emerge, but it’s all so entertaining, you probably won’t mind about that. VERDICT A clever, provocative and darkly funny directing debut from one half of US comedy duo Key and Peele, who together made their feature writing debut with kittyu last year. All hail quest action comedy Keanu an original new filmmaking voice. ++++ Charles Gant

The Salesman

Cert 15, 104 minutes, opens 17 March Starring: Shahab Hosseini, Taraneh Alidoosti Director: Asghar Farhadi THE PLOT When Emad and Rana move into insight into contemporary Iranian mores. a flat previously occupied by a prostitute, WHAT A ’S WRONG WITH IT? The relevance one of her clients enters and commits of the title – Emad and Rana are acting an attack. Unwilling to involve the police, in a theatre production of Arthur Miller’s Death Of A Salesman – is rather opaque. husband Emad pursues his own revenge. VERDICTAsubtle,maturepiecefrommaster WHAT A ’S RIGHT WITH IT? The winner of the y Farhadi. ++++ Charles Gantt Foreign g Language g g Oscar ofers a fascinating g storyteller

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Queen Of Katwe Mira Nair’s heartwarming coming-of-age drama stars Madina Nalwanga as Phiona Mutesi, a real-life Ugandan chess champion who rose up from a tough upbringing in the Kampala shantytown of Katwe. Lupita Nyong’o is her tough mum, while David Oyelowo (also starring in A United Kingdom on this very page) is the coach guiding Phiona to chess glory. +++ Liam Wright

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DVD/Blu-ray, Sky Store & BT TV, from 20 March Fascinating romantic period drama from director Amma Asante, about the relationship between Prince of Bechuanaland (now Botswana) Seretse Khama (David Oyelowo) and Brit office worker Ruth Williams (Rosamund Pike), who he meets while studying in London in the late 1940s. Their subsequent marriage sent shockwaves around the world. +++ Liam Wright

Big Films On DVD

Arrival DVD/Blu-ray, Sky Store & BT TV, from 20 March One of last year’s very best films, this super-gripping, beautifully made sci-fi story explores the attempts by a linguist (Amy Adams) to try to work out why the hell aliens have suddenly arrived on Earth and what they’re trying to say to humankind. Don’t be put of if you’re not usually into fantasy and aliens and that, this is a uniquely bold and ambitious story. +++++ Boyd Hilton The aliens loved the Etch-A-Sketch

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8 RED NOSE DAY 2017 Sir Lenny y Henry: y down since day one

BBC1, FRIDAY 24 MARCH, FROM 7PM & BBC2, 10PM The idea of a sequel to legendary romcom Love Actually is massive reason enough to get us tuning in to this year’s Red Nose Day festivities (see page 26 for our exclusive chat with Martine McCutcheon). But there’s a whole cornucopia of additional treats in store during the telethon itself, as well as a special documentary the night before, The African Road Trip (BBC1, 9pm), following Hugh Dennis, David Baddiel, Reggie Yates, Michaela Coel, Russell Kane and Katy Brand on a convoy

from Kenya to Uganda, exploring how Comic Relief money transforms lives. As for the big night itself, the main hosts are Sir Lenny Henry, Joe Lycett, Rob Beckett, Romesh Ranganathan, Warwick Davis, Sally Phillips, Jonathan Ross and French & Saunders. There’ll be special shows from Graham Norton with an extended live chat fest (10.35pm), Russell Brand with an hour of new standup (12midnight), and these delightful sketches and films (right)… ★★★★★ Boyd Hilton

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THE HIGHLIGHTS CARPOOL KARAOKE James Corden welcomes his all-time boyband faves Take That to his iconic motor as he takes a spin around Los Angeles for an exclusive Carpool Karaoke spesh.

MIDDLE-CLASS JEREMY KYLE David Walliams plays a posher version of Jezza Kyle who takes the REAL Jeremy Kyle to task in front of his typically enthusiastic studio audience.

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The Collection

DVD, OUT MONDAY 20 MARCH

The result of a co-production between Amazon Studios and BBC Worldwide, this drama is set in the house of a family of Parisian fashion moguls in 1947. It centres on brothers Paul (Richard Coyle) and Claude (Tom Riley), who run the business together. But thanks to pressure brought to bear by Nazi occupation, the pair become rivals, and the whole family business looks set to collapse. ++++ Jason Arnopp

DVD, OUT MONDAY 20 MARCH

Shamelesss creator Paul Abbott’s e is another second series of No Ofence fine mix of Manchester-set comedy and cop drama. The ace cast – including Joanna Scanlan (The Thick Of Itt), Will Mellor (Broadchurch), Elaine Cassidy e) and Paul Ritter (Friday (The Paradise Night Dinnerr) – makes this a real treat, as the team set their sights on local crime boss Nora Attah (Rakie Ayola). ++++ Jason Arnopp

Three Wives One Husband

Channel 4, Thursday 23 March, 9pm Thoroughly intriguing three-part documentary series exploring the extraordinary world of Rockland Ranch, a community in the middle of the Utah desert where 14 fundamentalist Mormon families have created a “safe haven”. They live there in contemporary “cave” houses carved into the side of an enormous sandstone rock, and half of the men have multiple wives. In this opener, we meet father of 16, Enoch, and his two wives, Catrina and Lillian. Oh, and a 17th child is on the way. ++++ Boyd Hilton

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Food Network, Monday 20 March, 9pm If you’re wondering what Paul Hollywood does in his downtime between Bake Ofs, here’s a new series of the show in which he travels to sexy locations for some top-level baking chat and cookery. Tonight, he visits Palermo in Italy to check out Arabic-influenced food markets selling 1,000-year-old recipes for crunchy rice balls, and the Sicilian version of pizza called Sfincione and best eaten for breakfast. ++++ Liam Wright

Dr Christian Will See You Now

Nice Italian tan, Paul

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W, Wednesday 22 March, 9pm After many a series of Embarrassing Bodiess on Channel 4, Dr Christian moves to the W channel for this new series, in which he and a gaggle of fellow experts help people with medical, sexual and relationship issues. The idea is that the show can be a “one-stop shop, where patients come to get their health and relationships back on track”. In this opener, we meet Ruby, whose alopecia is impacting on her marriage to husband Luke. +++ Liam Wright


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Carnage: Swallowing The Past BBC iPlayer, Sunday 19 March, from 10am

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he excellent Simon Amstell very much flaunted his sitcom credentials across two series of BBC2’s Grandma’s House, which he co-wrote and starred in. And now it’s time to eagerly attach your bib in anticipation of Amstell’s first feature-length comedy. Exclusive to iPlayer and marking e is set in his directorial debut, Carnage a Utopian 2067, in which everyone is vegan and the idea of humans eating animals is bizarre and unimaginable. Some folk in this time period even need therapy in order to deal with the fact it ever happened at all. Amstell narrates over a combination of archive footage and original drama, and the impressive cast includes Martin Freeman, Joanna Lumley, Dame Eileen Atkins and Lindsay Duncan. Plus, Kirsty Wark, Lorraine Kelly, Vanessa Feltz and grime MC JME all appear as themselves. ++++ Jason Arnopp

Super Spring Fiction The Little Theatre By The Sea

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ROSANNA LEY (QUERCUS, £20.99) When jobless and boyfriend- and beautifully crafted tale less interior designer Faye about love, life and second is ofered a summer job in chances, all with a gorgeous sunny Sardinia, it feels like escapist setting. The perfect the perfect escape – but little holiday companion, whether does she know what she’s you’re staycationing on your letting herself in for… This is sofa or lounging on a beach. a wonderfully descriptive ++++ Isabelle Broom

n Unsuitable Marriage LETTE DARTFORD (ZAFFRE, £8.99) en Olivia’s husband frey loses his Somerset ness, she’s forced to t working at their son ard’s school while he es back in with his ntly widowed mum. he threat of bankruptcy pressure of enforced

separation looms, Geofrey takes devastating action. This smart and emotional family drama will grab you from its shocking first few opening lines, and keep you enthralled to the very end. Clear a Sunday and devour it. ++++ Sarah Hughes

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Um,, you’re y letting HIM do live TV?

Inside No.9 BBC2, TUESDAY 21 MARCH, 10PM

It’s the final episode of a third series that has gone from one inventive triumph to the next. Tonight, Steve Pemberton and Reece Shearsmith star alongside Felicity Kendal, Fiona Shaw, Peter Kay and Morgana Robinson in a tale set in a mysterious exhibition. When artist Elliot Quinn’s show debuts at The Nine Gallery, guests arrive to hoover up all the Champagne and canapés. But these folk aren’t about to enjoy a lovely evening of culture and free stuf – before long, they discover they’re trapped inside the exhibition. +++++ Jason Arnopp

14 Celebrity Juice Live ITV2, Thursday 23 March, 10.30pm eeing as you never know exactly what Keith Lemon is going to say next, we have to applaud ITV2 for greenlighting another live edition of this outrageous comedy panel show. The idea is to launch series 17 with a bang, just as the team did last series with suitably chaotic

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Britain’s Next Top Model

results. We certainly can’t wait to see what Lemon and his guests are going to come out with this time – especially as those guests include Jonathan Ross and Scarlett Mofatt. Fearne Cotton and Holly Willoughby are still team captains, while Gino D’Acampo returns as a regular. ++++ Jason Arnopp

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LIFETIME, THURSDAY 23 MARCH, 9PM Just two episodes in and the cracks are already beginning to show in the model house. Well, what do you expect with 11 women living together? So far, it’s young vs old vs outsiders and, with the tension gently bubbling away, we give it, ooh, one more week before there’s a massive bust-up. But back to the modelling malarkey. This week, the girls take part in a shoot for Patisserie de Bain, a bath and body lotion company, so expect lots of channelling their inner fruit. Then it’s time for a social media challenge, where they must impress “social media influencer” Fearne McCann and YouTube star Sarah Ashcroft with their ability to sell random objects on camera, the prize being immunity from elimination. The results are so shocking that even Fearne is gobsmacked – and, let’s face it, it takes a lot to make her jaw drop. And, as our chat on page 46 shows, the judges are far from impressed, either. ++++ Kay Ribeiro www.heatworld.com 18-24 March 2017

Abbey: y not impressed


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Girls

Sky Atlantic/NOW TV, Monday 20 March, 10pm As Girlss enters its final stages, the big question is, which is the more irritating duo – Desi and Marnie or Jessa and Adam? This episode might help us work it out, as even though Desi and Marnie are actually now divorced, they’re still seeing way too much of each other due to their joint musical career. And now Marnie attempts to convince

Personal Shopper Cert 15, 105 mins, opens 17 March Starring: Kristen Stewart, Lars Eidinger Director: Olivier Assayas

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THE PLOT Maureen (Stewart) is a young American in Paris, whose job mostly revolves around borrowing designer clothes for her largely absent diva celebrity boss (Nora von Waldstätten). Haunted by the death of her twin brother, she finds herself drawn into jeopardy by a sinister, shadowy figure. WHAT’S RIGHT WITH IT? Segueing from moody ghost story to European arthouse drama to woman-in-peril thriller, Personal Shopper’s crazily promiscuous approach to genre could easily have derailed the movie. The fact that it doesn’t is testament to director Assayas’ skill and Kristen Stewart’s surprisingly riveting presence. WHAT’S WRONG WITH IT? The film’s defiant oddness won’t please everyone. VERDICT The underestimated Twilight star proves just how commanding she can be. ++++ Charles Gant

a reluctant Desi to perform at a planned gig at her mother’s birthday party in New Jersey. What the hell is she thinking? As for Adam and Jessa, smart Hannah turns down Adam’s request to view his and Jessa’s ludicrous film project. Then Hannah’s father and his new partner Keith come to visit… +++++ Boyd Hilton

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LEO 23 Jul-23 Aug

SAGITTARIUS 22 Nov- 21 Dec

You’renoshrinkingviolet,so whyareyoukeepingquietat work?Marsinyour10thhouse ofcareersuggestsit’stimeto makeyourselfheard.It’salso agoodtimetoupdateyourhome but steerclearofcolourschemes thatmightpanicthecat. LUCKY EMOJI: Megaphone

Withgreathotnesscomesgreat responsibility,Sagittarius.Your loveplanetMercury’scurrent aspectsaysthoseinlovewill sizzle,andsingletonswillbe irresistible.Usethepowerwisely. Elsewhere,aworkworrywill meltawayifyoudon’tstress. LUCKY ROLE MODEL: Beyoncé

LILY COLLINS 18 MARCH 1989

TAURUS 20 Apr-20 May Ifyou’refeelingfizzierthanabottle ofPerrier,capitaliseonthatenergy. Marsinyoursignusuallymakes youmoreactive,sotakeanewclass orhitthegym.Butwatchyour possessivenessifafriendiselusive therecouldbeasimpleexplanation andyoudon’twanttofallout. LUCKY ANIMAL: Duracellbunny

VIRGO 24 Aug-23 Sep

CAPRICORN 22 Dec-19 Jan

Afterrecentchoppywaters, yourhomelifeshouldbemore likeasmoothpond.Takethe creditforthispeace.Elsewhere, youcouldbetemptedbywhat lookslikeabargain,butpesky retrogradeVenusstillwarns againstanybigpurchases. LUCKY ROLE MODEL: DalaiLam

Wouldn’titbelovelyifwecould fast-forwardthroughtheworking day?YourcareerplanetVenus isstillretrograde,butthose irritationsanddelayswillbe oversoon.Astrong4thhouse ofhomeandfamilyhintsthat dilemmaswillalsosoonresolve. LUCKY NOTION: It’llworkout

GEMINI 21 May-20 Jun Trynottostressifitfeelslike there’ssomedistancebetweenyou andyourpartnerthisweek.You’re goodatbridginggaps,soputthat giftof thegabtogooduse.Elsewhere, afriendmaybehavingissuesat home,butkeepingquietabout them.Youknowwhattodo. LUCKY TALENTS: Charmandchat

LIBRA 23 Sep-22 Oct Getallthefactsbeforeyoupush forwardatwork.Libranmodel CandiceSwanepoelsensiblysays “Alackofknowledgecreatesfear. Seekingknowledgecreates courage.”Health-wise,balance busydayswithcleaneating.The chocolatebreakfastsneedtogo. LUCKY DIRECTION: Onwards

Ifyou’renotbouncingwithenergy rightnow,yousoonwillbe(only oneplanet,Mars,isinstressful alignmenttoyou),soanyfitness regimeshouldworkoutbeautifully. Elsewhere,familyissuesaren’t whattheyseem.Saynothing untilyou’vegotmoreclarity. LUCKY FANCY: Super-fitness

C CANCER 21 Jun-22 Jul

SCORPIO 23 Oct-21 Nov

PISCES 19 Feb-19 Mar

Career is the main focus foryou thisweek,withastrong10thhouse ofwork.Theremaybejealousy amongcolleagues,butyouneed toshrugitof.Keepyourdistance fromafamilyissue,evenifyou’re dyingtodivein.It’sbestlefttoothers. LUCKY ARMOUR: Thickskin

YouhaveChampagnetastes onawaterbudget.Saturn’s aspectisafectingyourcashflow it’sshort-lived,butsayyeswhen someoneclosewantstotreat you.Elsewhere,goodadvice yougiveapalworksout. LUCKY DREAM: Lotterywin

Aglitteringsunaspectsignalsthat you’removingintoayearlyfinancial peak,butdon’tparteasilywithyour cash.You’llneeditfurtherdown thelineforawell-deservedtreat. Elsewhere,channelthatcolourful imaginationintoanewlook. LUCKY EMOJI: Poundsign

CELEB SUDOKU

AQUARIUS 20 Jan-18 Feb

EVA LONGORIA 15 MARCH 1975

Z-List

Because doing it with

SILVERHUB

numbers is way too easy Each of the four blocks must contain all the celebs - ie. Orlando, Katy, Gigi and Louis in the A-list grid – within its squares. Each celeb can only appear once in a row column or box.

See the celeb sudoku answers revealed every Saturday on our Snapchat, heat_mag

18-24 March 2017 www.heatworld.com

#97

A-List

RUBY ROSE

20 MARCH 1986


on thisday in

HEATSTORY O

Aww,, he looks so young

Welcome to the (looking) Back Page

ESSEX, 22 MARCH 2011

Trying y g not to laugh g at his necklace?

Itwastheromancethatgripped anation(well,realityTVfans anyway).Backthen,MarkWright wastheEssexladwithfilm-star looksandawanderingeye,and LaurenGoodgerhisput-upon childhoodsweetheartwith apropensityforpushinghimin swimmingpools.Despitetheir loveafairbeingmoreofthanon, heproposedoutthebackof Sugar Hut(no,that’snotaeuphemism).He hadtodenyrumourstheengagement wasfake,butromanticallytold heat, “Iproposedoncamerabecause Ihadto…Itwasinthecontract.” Unsurprisingly,itwasallover withinmonths,andLaurenlater saidof themoment,“Itwasreally weird.I’dbeendoingascenewith mysister whereIsaywe’renot together,andhewalkedintothebar. Heledmetothegardenandproposed tome…WhatwasImeanttosay?” Fast-forwardsixyearsandMarkis marriedtoactressMichelleKeegan (proposinginDubairatherthan outsideanEssexclub),whileLozza hastakenherfondnessforabadboy onestepfurtherandisdatingsomeone inactualprison.Pleasesomeone make a reality show about THAT.

www.heatworld.com 18-24 March 2017

“Um,, I should have said no…” ORDS: CAROLINE ROBB. PHOTOS: PLANETPHOTOS.CO.UK

#98

Mark proposes to Lauren on TV

*DROPS MIC*

eat out


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