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IF disbelief could manifest itself in human form, then school teachers and psychologists alike would point to a printout of this picture of Angela Merkel. The German Chancellor’s delayed visit to the White House must have put a thousand thoughts in her mind, but we’re guessing ‘WTF?’ possibly reigned supreme.
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Techno Pass The Parcel WE all have days when we think our jobs are the pits, and that, when all is done, we’re just another cog in the capitalist machine. We can’t help but think these ladies, all looking rather glum, working on an assembly line in a Chinese micro motor factory, must be thinking just that. Every day. Of course, being in China, they’re probably not mulling on the ‘capitalist’ part…
IT’S not so much a case of whether one can or cannot. The resolution of a problem is not the be-all and end-all of an issue. There is a psychological factor at work here – mass panic in a tenuous society is extremely dangerous. The distress forced upon millions of needy South Africans dependent on the social grants system had been an unwarranted headache for the poor at best; a complete shambles of the administration of Social Development Minister Bathabile Dlamini. Her cavalier attitude toward the grant crisis is the sort of governance rot we need to extricate from our leaders. And the Constitutional Court agrees.
No Drop Goals Here AI! Poor old Joel Stransky. How he must wish he still played rugby. The 1995 World Cup hero had himself a little tumble during this year’s ABSA Cape Epic – a gruelling 691km-cycle challenge across taxing terrain that dips and dives greatly. Stransky ruined his face, broke a rib and punctured a lung in the opening 26km of the race. He was in good spirits, however, and even found time to post a tweet. “Hi All, thanks for good wishes. Had a nasty fall, bad face cuts, broken rib & punctured lung! Need plastic surgery to restore good looks!”
Price, Please? FASHION ͵ a puzzling realm it is indeed. “Who would wear that? Who would pay for that?” These are but two in a mass of questions that no doubt many uttered in a state of pure bemusement while Amapô Jeans pushed the envelope during the 2017 Sao Paulo Fashion Week. They debuted this odd look. Words fail us.
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Is That Jenny With A(nother) Rock? COULD IT BE? Will it be? Is J.Lo finally set for her happily-ever-after? It’s these questions that are so important in life, no? Spotted recently out and about with her daughter Emme, she was sporting a hefty rock on that finger. Jennifer Lopez and her new lover, MLB superstar Alex Rodriguez, could be planning to grow old together, which would be a new record for both the sportsman and the singer, since they’ve only been seeing each other for two months or so. Can it be that the home run maestro already popped the question? We hope he has a good sliding game, because you want your wedding official yelling out ‘SAFE!’ on your special day!
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FIVE months after becoming a mom, Candice Swanepoel looks better than ever!
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HEN it comes to turning heads, no one does it better than a Victoria’s Secret model ͵ even post-birth. Spotted flaunting her post-baby body in a bikini while on vacation in Rio de Janeiro recently, Candice Swanepoel got heads spinning, including ours. While we didn’t expect anything less from the gorgeous star (after all, she is a model who is just doing what she does best) we are impressed at how amazing she looks just five months after welcoming son Anacã. Taking some time out recently ͵ with mom by her side for some extra help ͵ the stunner was seen glowing in her own role of mother while chilling with the family ͵ not that you would say she’d had a baby, with that figure! South-African born Candice, 28, and her partner of 12 years, model Hermann Nicoli, welcomed their first child in October last year, but while she got into shape very fast, truth is she stayed very healthy throughout her pregnancy, too. And the best part is, insiders say, she’s not just a gorgeous mom but a hands-on one too. Candice, who has posted photos of herself with her son in her arms on Instagram (sending fans into shock over her slim and toned physique) ͵is best known for her bikini and lingerie shoots, which is why she had to stay in shape while pregnant and get extra toned shortly after. And while we know breastfeeding helped the model shed the kilos ͵ as you can see, she o of her to raise about ation st women do this rfectly atural act in ublic ͵ there is a little more to her stunning body than ust that! o here we e to reveal t how she her model ue in tip-top
ABY BOD Pre- And Post-Body Secrets Of A VS Model WHEN it comes to getting into shape fast after your pregnancy, many believe the secret is being healthy from the start and sticking to that lifestyle throughout. From organic food to ballet, yoga and Pilates sessions, Candice Swanepoel stayed fit while her belly grew for nine months and was described as a ‘pregnant goddess’ at the time. Candice shared some of the steps she took to staying trim while carrying son Anacã, and it seems her biggest secret was the fact that she ate clean and trained dirty (well, in moderation while pregnant, of course) pre- and post-pregnancy. The star, say insiders, focused on putting wholesome and healthy foods into her system, keeping herself and her unborn baby happy and healthy. Another advantage was that she was at her ideal weight before falling pregnant, say experts, who add that women should keep this in mind when trying to have a baby. Experts stress that a pregnancy diet requires preparing the body before, during and after pregnancy. PICS! According to sources, Candice stuck to eating natural and organic food while preggies. While she reportedly didn’t deprive herself of anything, she kept it as real as possible. In an interview, the model said, “Foodwise, I’m very, very lucky that I can eat PICS! whatever I want. For me, I’ve always had a healthy lifestyle. If I eat something that’s not fresh, I feel it immediately, so I crave good food.” As for those horrible cravings we all get, she apparently craved meat, because, according to her, she ‘grew up on a dairy and
beef farm’. “I don’t cut anything out,” she said at the time. “I just work out more.” Candice also admitted that she’s lucky enough to burn calories fast by doing resistance training and weight lifting, yoga and Pilates. Oh, and let’s not forget, some boxing, too, she says! Reportedly a huge fan of aerial yoga ͵ which fuses dance, gymnastics and Pilates ͵ the star continued her sessions throughout her pregnancy. She also drank loads of water, and enjoyed healthy meals and snacks, making it easier to shed those extra kilos she put on and getting that stomach flat again after giving birth. For Candice, her pre-pregnancy and postpregnancy diet and fitness programme helped her stay healthy, feel amazing and get back into her bikini in no time. Sources add that all VS models plan for it ͵ and so should you! Leandro Carvalho, a celebrity trainer who worked with Alessandra Ambrosio throughout her pregnancy, says, “By planning a pregnancy, women are able to start their exercise regimens and clean and healthy eating habits before becoming pregnant. By starting the pregnancy at a desired weight ͵ or even a few kilos lighter ͵with healthier eating habits and continuing this routine through pregnancy, getting back to that pre-baby body after delivery will be much easier.” Carvahlo also adds that women should not count calories, and should follow a routine. And if you need to jump-start weight loss after giving birth, Carvahlo says, “New moms should start with a leisurely walking routine, and after a doctor’s medical clearance [they should] begin water exercises. Working up to light physical activity, new mothers should incorporate light weightlifting and mild cardio ͵with respect to the limitations of postpartum ͵ eventually reaching their pre-baby fitness routines.”
Four VS Post-Baby Secrets 1. YOUR diet should be nutritious, but not restrictive. 2. EAT foods such as vegetables, lean protein, and healthy carbs. 3. TAKE it slow and start with walking and water exercises first. 4. DON’T forget to exercise.
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WHEN it comes to awards ceremonies in Mzansi, if we’re honest, the planning and execution of them can be, well, hit or miss. Which is why we’re thrilled to call the 2017 South African Film And Television Awards a resounding success. Starting with the red carpet, the country’s celebs looked AMAZLES (although, we are totally not sure what Somizi was thinking when he chose his ensemble. But we’ll forgive him anyway. Somizi does dance to the beat of his own drum. And we love that about him!). Bonang, who was one of the evening’s hosts, looked absolutely breathtaking, as did The Queen’s Dineo Moeketsi, in a beautiful black number. When it came to winners, the evening was jam-packed with deserving nominees and trophybaggers. The audience came alive when Warren Masemola, who has often been criminally overlooked when it comes to awards, won Best Supporting Actor in a TV Drama for his role in Heist. And Anele Mdoda was all smiles when she nabbed the award for Best Talk Show for Real Talk with Anele. Congrats to all the winners and the organisers for an evening of glitz and glam!
A True SA Legend Has Passed THE South African public was left in shock after news broke on the wires that legendary actor, writer, producer, director, singer and businessman Joe Mafela was in a car accident on March 18, on the M1 North of Johannesburg, in which he was declared dead at the scene, leaving behind his wife and four children. He is best known for having starred in local sitcoms ’Sgudi ’Snaysi, Going Up and Madam And Eve among others. His most recent starring role was in popular soapie Generations: The Legacy. He was also the face of Chicken Licken television commercials in the 1980s and ’90s and authored the company’s jingle, ‘It’s good, good, good, it’s good it’s nice’. A As an entertainer, Mafela wasn’t just limited to TV. He had an incredibly successful music career, with his popular hit SShebeleza becoming a theme song during the Africa Cup Of Nations tournament in 1996. IIn 2004 Mafela was awarded a special Duku Duku award for his services to the South African television industry, and in 2005 he was awarded a Theatre Management of South Africa Lifetime Achievement Award at the Naledi Theatre Awards. He will be sorely missed, and forever T remembered.
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IS this Mama June we see before our very eyes? According to the trailer for her new reality show From Not To Hot, Mama June is now a size four after her remarkable weight loss transformation. And though she hasn’t debuted her new look in public yet, the 37-year-old gave fans a sneak peek at how she dropped the weight, which included a gastric bypass procedure. “I’m changing my body and my love life,” she says in the two-minute promo. “This surgery is the scariest thing I’ve ever done, but I mean there is a skinnier person inside of me.” Remember how June and her brood loved ‘sketti’, the totally nauseating mix of spaghetti, tomato sauce and butter? Well, that’s gone out the window. Thankfully. She posted on Instagram that she and daughter Alana ‘Honey Boo Boo’ Thompson are eating smaller portions, these days, and have even ditched the ‘Go-Go Juice’ ͵ Boo Boo’s former pre-pageant potion of Red Bull and Mountain Dew ͵ to water! June has also endorsed green smoothies, saying, “I hate greens and vegetables, so I juice three days a week.” Who ever thought the day would come when we’d be getting weigh loss tips from the actual Mama June? Well done, girl!
WELL, who w woulda thunk that someone could make an honest woman out of drag superstar Ru uPaul Charles? Guess what? It’s happened! Mama Ru married his long-time boyfriend, rancher Georges LeBar, who hails from f Australia originally, in a secret cereemony in January. According to Vanity Fair, The RuPaul’s Drag Race host confirmed his nuptials in an interview given recently with Hollywood Today Live. “YYou know what? I don’t think I’ve said this,” Ru began. “I’ve never said th his on television before. We are married d. We are married, yes. This is scoop! I’’ve never said it before.” Georges lives his life out of the limelight in Wyoming – with RuPaul confirming his new spouse ‘d doesn’t care about show business at all’. We’re kinda bummed that we never scored an invite, because we have a sneaky suspicion that the reception was all kinds of sickenin’! We wish the happy couple all the best echa pa’ lante!
The Boot Got The Boot!
FOR some people, it should be called Monotony, but there are die-hard fans of the iconic game from around the world, and they all came together recently to vote for a new set of playing pieces for a new generation. Makers of the game, Hasbro, asked fans in January to choose the next generation of tokens from a list of 64 options, which included the current line-up. More than 4.3-million votes were counted. The T-Rex (yup, you read right) was the most popular of the three new tokens, while the most popular token overall in the voting was the Scottie dog, the little pup that has scampered its way past Go countless times on Monopoly boards worldwide since it was introduced in the 1950s. The T-Rex was followed by the top hat and the racing car, which have both been in circulation since the 1930s, when the game first made its appearance on living room tables. The rubber ducky and penguin were the final inductees, so it’s a case of goodbye boot and thimble. Somehow we feel like an era has come to an end…
Or Pestilence? BY ROBERT CLUNIE
HAT do we have on our hands over here? Something is afoot and nobody knows exactly why Pharrell Williams and Val Kilmer are covering up their faces. Have residents of Tinseltown been issued premature press releases of viral airborne pathogens? Or is this just one bizarre fashion statement looking for its place in the world? Pharrell’s case is rather peculiar. The once ageless rapper arrived in Paris’ Charles de Gaulle Airport sporting his surgical face-clothing, leaving many to wonder as to the cause of the sudden cover-up. We have a theory. Mister Immortal himself was seen recently sans the surgery mask, and we’d have to say that his subscription to Andy Milonakis’ monthly magic youth elixir must have been cancelled. While he turns 44 this year, he’s always given the impression of not having aged a day beyond 24. Until now. And so, with time having apparently caught up with him, and with some interwebber humorously noting that (with his faint swashbuckler moustache) he was turning into Master Splinter – the anthropomorphic rat sensei from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles – Pharrell decided to embark upon a novel form of saving face. But, as implied, this was no isolated case. Val Kilmer too, had been spotted with a cover-up – albeit one that looks far more ‘Wild West’ than ‘Doctor, Doctor’. First thoughts on his concealment may have one think that his apparent illness took a toll on his looks ͵ an echo of our theory on Mr Williams. Kilmer, however, is adamant that he does not have cancer in any shape or form and blames his work (talking a lot) for the lump in his throat and his slurred speech. No, Val Kilmer, he says, is healthy – skinny frame and all. Of course, the attire of banditry wasn’t the only maker of headlines with regard to Mr Kilmer. He also got into a bit of a tiff with a paparazzo who badgered him on the terminal. The camera operator looked to provoke Kilmer into an act of retaliation. Money is at stake here, but our friend Val remained calm. He did, however, utter the words “You’re lucky dude. Next time I’ll put your sorry a** in jail,” on video. A Twitter post later explained the reasons for Kilmer’s apparent bumping. It read, “I’ll tell you ͵ a guy stuck his video in my face and I moved it to be safe and walk in a straight line then he grabbed my arm ͵ you can see it.” Oh well, no harm done at least.
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ARE there any behavioural experts in the house? Please explain why these stars lurk about with masks on!
BEN HOW treatment has helped the ƐƚĂƌ͛ƐĂĚĚŝĐƟŽŶ and could bring his family back together.
T’S not uncommon to hear a celebrity checked themselves into rehab. Unfortunately, fame and fortune bring with themselves many issues, and substance and alcohol abuse are a couple of them. This was exactly the case for Ben Affleck, who turned to the mind-numbing substances to escape the reality of his broken marriage and stressful career. However, the star has started his recovery process by completing a stint in rehab. “I have completed treatment for alcohol addiction; something I’ve dealt with in the past and will continue to confront,” Ben admitted in a Facebook post. “I want to live life to the fullest and be the best father I can be. I want my kids to know there is no shame in getting help when you need it, and to be a source of strength for anyone out there who needs help but is afraid to take the first step.” The actor also admitted to having a strong support system whom he could lean on when times get tough. “I’m lucky to have the love of my family and friends, including my co-parent, Jen, who has supported me and cared for our kids as I’ve done the work I set out to do. This was the first of many steps being taken towards a positive recovery.” What’s inspiring about his message is that he wants the world to know that it is okay to seek help and that you need to do anything possible to ensure that you are living the best life for not only yourself, but those
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BY EL BROIDE who rely on you. Alcohol has been a substance Ben has been struggling with for a long time and he’s glad he has made the decision to not rely on it anymore. “This is a positive step for him, he wanted to do this,” a source close to Ben says. “There wasn’t one thing that pushed him over the edge but this is something he has been working on. This is going to be an ongoing thing for him, he is very invested in his health and he is trying to get healthy.” The source adds that Ben Folchecked into a rehab facility shortly after attending the Oscars – where he presented an award with his best friend Matt Damon. Unfortunately, this has been an ongoing issue for Ben who had previously sought treatment for alcohol addiction at the Promises facility in Malibu in 2001. Ben also hopes that his new direction in life will help rekindle the relationship he had
with estranged wife Jennifer Garner. The two were spotted out just days after Ben left the rehab facility and, despite announcing their split in June 2015, the two have remained faithful and supportive of one another. The two have continued to present a united front for their three children Seraphina, Violet and Samuel, and although they haven’t decided to reunite, the next few months could see the former couple getting back together. We’re really proud of how Ben has tackled his addiction head on and how he is using his personal experience to inspire others to do the same. We’re also really proud at how maturely Ben and Jen are handling their split. Sometimes relationships don’t work out but the two have blessed each other with three beautiful children and that’s something they will eternally be grateful for.
‘I WANT my kids to know there is no shame in getting help when you need it’
BY MICHAEL SEKHU
Right Back At Ya, Biebs WHENEVER Canadian born pop-sensation Justin Bieber makes the headlines, it’s usually for the wrong reasons and it was no different this time around. The Sorry hitmaker had a rather mean response for a reporter who asked him to send out a message to his fans. The singer was approached by a new crew during his stay on a Sunshine Coast Island in Australia and gave them the middle finger, yelling “F...k you.” In his defence, he downplayed the situation in an Instagram video, saying her was purely joking and had shouted ‘Puck you’ – a quote made by Chris Lilley’s character on the hit comedy series Summer Heights High. Uhm, so how were we supposed to know that you were just kidding dude? And besides, you don’t just go around raising middle fingers at people.
JUICY! Inside Scarlett’s Custody Hell
BY ANGELA BEKIARIS
IT seems ^ĐĂƌůĞƩ:ŽŚĂŶƐƐŽŶ͛ƐĞǆͲŚƵƐďĂŶĚ͕ZŽŵĂŝŶĂƵƌŝĂĐ͕ŝƐǀĞƌǇďŝƩĞƌ about their divorce, and is now vowing to get full custody of their daughter and move to France. According to sources, Dauriac says the actress is too ďƵƐǇƚŽƚĂŬĞĐĂƌĞŽĨƚŚĞŝƌŬŝĚ͘,ĂůDĂǇĞƌƐŽŶ͕ǁŚŽŝƐƌĞƉƌĞƐĞŶƟŶŐƚŚĞ&ƌĞŶĐŚ journalist in the divorce, says that his client will do anything in his power to gain custody of two-year-old Rose Dorothy. “He is seeking primary physical custody so he can take the child to France and live with her there. This should not be a problem for :ŽŚĂŶƐƐŽŶďĞĐĂƵƐĞƐŚĞĐĂŶƐĞĞƚŚĞĐŚŝůĚĂŶǇƟŵĞƐŚĞ ǁĂŶƚƐƚŽ͘ŌĞƌĂůů͕ƐŚĞŚĂƐƚǁŽĂƉĂƌƚŵĞŶƚƐƚŚĞƌĞ͘͟
Inside Hollywood’s Bizarre Week WE’VE got the full, juicy scoop from Hollywood’s busy week in the headline.
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AMILYŝƐƐƵĞƐĂŶĚĐƵƐƚŽĚǇďĂƩůĞƐ͵ our stars are at it again, and we’re ůŽǀŝŶŐĞǀĞƌǇŵŝŶƵƚĞ͘ŚĞĐŬŽƵƚƚŚŝƐ ǁĞĞŬ͛ƐďŝŐŐĞƐƚƐƚŽƌŝĞƐƐƚƌĂŝŐŚƚŽƵƚ ŽĨ dŝŶƐĞůƚŽǁŶ͘
Mike Comrie’s Rape Drama Continues HILARY DUFF’S ex-husband DŝŬĞŽŵƌŝĞ is ŝŶƚƌŽƵďůĞǁŝƚŚƚŚĞůĂǁĂŌĞƌďĞĞŶĂĐĐƵƐĞĚŽĨ ĂƐƐĂƵůƟŶŐĂǁŽŵĂŶŝŶĂŶĂůůĞŐĞĚƚŚƌĞĞͲǁĂǇ sexual encounter. ŽŵƌŝĞŚĂƐŶŽǁƐƵďŵŝƩĞĚ DNA to the Los Angeles Police Department as ƚŚĞƌĂƉĞŝŶǀĞƐƟŐĂƟŽŶƐĂŐĂŝŶƐƚŚŝŵĐŽŶƟŶƵĞƐ͘ While the woman, who met ŽŵƌŝĞ at a bar earlier this year, claims that he assaulted her, ŽŵƌŝĞ insists the sex was consensual, adding ƚŚĂƚŚĞŚĂƐŬŶŽǁŶŚĞƌ͚ĨŽƌĂůŽŶŐƟŵĞ͛͘ƐĨŽƌ his ex, sources say ŽŵƌŝĞ wants Ƶī back. “DŝŬĞ’s been on his hands and knees begging ,ŝůĂƌǇ to give him another shot,” adds a source.
STAY AWAY! Angelina Bans Dad From Visiting IT looks like ƌĂĚWŝƩ isn’t the only man in ŶŐĞůŝŶĂ :ŽůŝĞ’s bad books these days. While she has had issues with her dad, actor :ŽŶ sŽŝŐŚƚ, in the past, ƚŚŝƐƟŵĞƐŚĞ͛ƐŶŽǁĂĚĂŵĂŶƚƚŚĂƚŚĞƐƚĂǇĂǁĂǇĨƌŽŵ her and her six kids. “Not a week goes by that :ŽŶ doesn’t send AngieŽƌŚĞƌƉĞŽƉůĞĂŚĞĂƌƞĞůƚŶŽƚĞ͕ but he’s been given a message to stop bugging her and get used to the fact he’s not welcome,” an insider explained. And sources say her brother, James ,ĂǀĞŶ͕ŝƐƟƌĞĚ of being in the middle. “The ďŽƩŽŵůŝŶĞŝƐ͕͟ says the source, “That ŶŐĞůŝŶĂ just doesn’t like :ŽŶ and sees no reason why he deserves access to the kids.”
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Angelina Jolie and her kids seen at LAX airport, catching a flight to the UK
IVORCE is a heart-breaking process. It’s a process where one finally accepts the fact that their lover is no longer meant to be with them, that the love has fizzled out and when a person realises that, as hard as it is to say goodbye, a new chapter is necessary for true happiness to flourish. Divorce not only affects the two people in the marriage, but those around them as well – especially if children are involved. So, it’s no surprise that, on her first international trip to London without Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie is feeling the raw effects of a failed marriage. ĞŝŶŐ ĂǁĂǇ ĨƌŽŵ Ă ƉĞƌƐŽŶ ĐĂŶ ĂůƐŽ ŵĂŬĞ ǇŽƵ ƌĞĂůŝƐĞ ũƵƐƚ ŚŽǁ ŝŵƉŽƌƚĂŶƚ ƚŚĞǇ ǁĞƌĞ ĂŶĚ͕ ĂĨƚĞƌ ƌĞƚƵƌŶŝŶŐ ĨƌŽŵ >ŽŶĚŽŶ͕ Ă ƉůĂĐĞ Brad ĂŶĚ Angie ǀŝƐŝƚĞĚ ŽĨƚĞŶ͕ ƚŚĞ ĂĐƚƌĞƐƐ ǁĂƐ ͚ƐƚƌƵŐŐůŝŶŐ ǁŝƚŚ ŽǀĞƌǁŚĞůŵŝŶŐ ƐĂĚŶĞƐƐ͛͘ “Angelina ƌĞƚƵƌŶĞĚ ĨƌŽŵ ŽŶĞ ŽĨ ŚĞƌ ĮƌƐƚ ŝŶƚĞƌŶĂƟŽŶĂů ƚƌŝƉƐ ǁŝƚŚ ŚĞƌ ŬŝĚƐ ƐŝŶĐĞ ƐƉůŝƫŶŐ ĨƌŽŵ Brad ĂŶĚ ŝƚ ǁĂƐ ƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚ ĚŝĸĐƵůƚ ŽĨ ŚĞƌ ůŝĨĞ͘ ^ŚĞ ŝƐ ƐƚƌƵŐŐůŝŶŐ ǁŝƚŚ ŽǀĞƌǁŚĞůŵŝŶŐ ƐĂĚŶĞƐƐ ǁŝƚŚŽƵƚ ŚĂǀŝŶŐ Brad͛Ɛ ǁĂƌŵƚŚ͕ ƉƌŽƚĞĐƟŽŶ ĂŶĚ ŚŝƐ ŚĞůƉ ǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞ ĐŚŝůĚƌĞŶ ǁŚŝůĞ ƚƌĂǀĞůůŝŶŐ͕͟ Ă ƐŽƵƌĐĞ ƌĞǀĞĂůƐ͘ dŚĞ ŝŶƐŝĚĞƌ ŐŽĞƐ ŽŶ ƚŽ ƐĂǇ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞƌĞ͛Ɛ Ă ƉĂƌƚ ŽĨ Angelina ƚŚĂƚ ƌĞŐƌĞƚƐ ĮůŝŶŐ ĨŽƌ ĚŝǀŽƌĐĞ ŝŶƐƚĞĂĚ ŽĨ ǁŽƌŬŝŶŐ ŚĂƌĚĞƌ ƚŽ ƉƵƚ ƚŚĞŝƌ ĚŝīĞƌĞŶĐĞƐ ĂƐŝĚĞ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞ ƐĂŬĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞŝƌ ĨĂŵŝůǇ͘ /ƚ͛Ɛ ƚƌƵĞ ƚŚĂƚ Brad ĂŶĚ Angie ƐƟůů ůŽǀĞ ĞĂĐŚ ŽƚŚĞƌ ĚĞĞƉůǇ ďƵƚ ŝƚ ǁĂƐŶ͛ƚ ƵŶƟů ƌĞƚƵƌŶŝŶŐ ĨƌŽŵ >ŽŶĚŽŶ ƚŚĂƚ Angie ƚƌƵůǇ ƚŽŽŬ ŶŽƟĐĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĞŵƉƟŶĞƐƐ ŝŶ ŚĞƌ ůŝĨĞ͘ ͞WůĂŶŶŝŶŐ ƚŚŝƐ ƚƌŝƉ ŵĂĚĞ Angelina ƌĞĂůŝƐĞ ƐŚĞ ƌĞĂůůǇ ĨĞĞůƐ ĂůŽŶĞ ĂŶĚ ǀƵůŶĞƌĂďůĞ͕͟ ƚŚĞ ƐŽƵƌĐĞ ĐŽŶƟŶƵĞƐ͘ ͞dŽ ŚĞůƉ ĂůůĞǀŝĂƚĞ ŚĞƌ ŶĞƌǀĞƐ͕ ĂŶĚ ŝŶ ĂŶ ĂƩĞŵƉƚ ƚŽ Įůů Brad͛Ɛ ďŝŐ ǀŽŝĚ͕ Angelina ŝŶĐƌĞĂƐĞĚŚĞƌŚƵŐĞ ĞŶƚŽƵƌĂŐĞĂŶĚƚƌĂǀĞůůĞĚǁŝƚŚĂŚĂůĨͲĚŽǌĞŶďŽĚǇŐƵĂƌĚƐ ĂŶĚĞǀĞŶŵŽƌĞŶĂŶŶŝĞƐƚŽŚĞůƉĚĞĂůǁŝƚŚŚĞƌƐĞŶƐĞŽĨ ůŽŶĞůŝŶĞƐƐ͘͟ ŶĞǇĞǁŝƚŶĞƐƐŝŶ>ŽŶĚŽŶĂĚĚĞĚƚŚĂƚƚŚĞƐĂĚŶĞƐƐŝŶ Angie͛ƐĞǇĞƐǁĂƐĐůĞĂƌ͘ĞƐƉŝƚĞŚĂǀŝŶŐŚĞƌĨĂŵŝůǇǁŝƚŚ ŚĞƌ͕ƚŚĞĚŝǀŽƌĐĞŚĂƐďĞĞŶĂŵĂũŽƌƐŽƵƌĐĞŽĨĂŶǆŝĞƚǇ ĂŶĚŝƚ͛ƐĚĞĞƉůǇĂīĞĐƚĞĚƚŚĞĨĂŵŝůǇĚǇŶĂŵŝĐ͘ ZŝŐŚƚŶŽǁ͕AngieŝƐŶ͛ƚĞŶƟƌĞůǇƐƵƌĞƐŚĞŝƐƌĞĂĚǇƚŽ ƚĂŬĞBradďĂĐŬ͘tŚŝůĞƐŚĞŵŝƐƐĞƐŚŝŵĚĞĂƌůǇ͕ƚŚĞƐƚĂƌ ƌĞƉŽƌƚĞĚůǇĨĞĞůƐƚŚĞĚŝǀŽƌĐĞŚĂƐĚŝǀŝĚĞĚƚŚĞŵĞǀĞŶ ŵŽƌĞĂŶĚĨĞĂƌƐƚŚĂƚƚŚĞƌĞŝƐŶŽƚƵƌŶŝŶŐďĂĐŬŶŽǁ͘
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BRAD AND JEN
Together Again? T HEY were the world’s golden couple and, honestly, ǁĞ͛ƌĞ ƐƟůů ŶŽƚ ƐƵƌĞ ǁĞ͛ǀĞ ƌĞĐŽǀĞƌĞĚ ƐŝŶĐĞ ƚŚĞǇ ĂŶŶŽƵŶĐĞĚ ƚŚĞǇ ĮůĞĚ ĨŽƌ ĚŝǀŽƌĐĞ ďĂĐŬ ŝŶ ϮϬϬϱ͘ ǀĞŶ ŶŐĞůŝŶĂ :ŽůŝĞ ŬŶĞǁ ƌĂĚ WŝƩ ĂŶĚ :ĞŶŶŝĨĞƌ Aniston had an incredibly strong bond and it’s been something she’s worried about since the day they started ĚĂƟŶŐ͘ EŽǁ͕ƐŽƵƌĐĞƐ ƌĞǀĞĂů ƚŚĂƚ Jen ƉůĂŐƵĞĚ Brad ĂŶĚ Angie͛Ɛ ƌĞůĂƟŽŶƐŚŝƉ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞ ƐƚĂƌƚ ĂŶĚ ŶŽǁ ƚŚĂƚ ŚĞ͛Ɛ ƐŝŶŐůĞ͕ Angie ŝƐǁŽƌƌŝĞĚ ƚŚĞ ƚǁŽ ǁŝůů ƌĞŬŝŶĚůĞ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƌŽŵĂŶĐĞ ʹ ĚĞƐƉŝƚĞ JenniferďĞŝŶŐ ŵĂƌƌŝĞĚ ƚŽ :ƵƐƟŶ Theroux. “Angie ŝƐ ƋƵŝƚĞ ũĞĂůŽƵƐĂŶĚ ŝŶƐĞĐƵƌĞ͕͟ ĂŶ ŝŶƐŝĚĞƌ ƐĂŝĚ͘ ͞^ŚĞ ƌĞĂůůǇ ǁĂŶƚĞĚ BradƚŽĚŝƐƚĂŶĐĞ ŚŝŵƐĞůĨ ĨƌŽŵ Jen ĐŽŵƉůĞƚĞůǇ ĂŌĞƌ ŚĞ ůĞŌ ŚĞƌ͘EŽŵĂƩĞƌ ŚŽǁ ŵƵĐŚ Brad ĂƐƐƵƌĞĚ ŚĞƌ͕ Angie͕ ĚĞĞƉ ĚŽǁŶ͕ĂůǁĂǇƐ ĨĞĂƌĞĚ ŚĞ ǁŽƵůĚ ŐŽ ďĂĐŬ ƚŽ Jen͘͟ /ƚƐĞĞŵƐŚĞƌ ĨĞĂƌƐ ĂƌĞ ƚƌƵĞ ďĞĐĂƵƐĞ ƚŚĞ ƚǁŽ ŚĂǀĞ ƌĞƉŽƌƚĞĚůǇ ďĞĞŶ ƚĞǆƟŶŐ ƐŝŶĐĞ ƚŚĞ ŵĂũŽƌ ƉƵďůŝĐ ƐĐƌƵƟŶǇ BradǁĞŶƚ ƚŚƌŽƵŐŚ ĚƵƌŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ ĚŝǀŽƌĐĞ ƉƌŽĐĞƐƐ͘ Jennifer ƌĞƉŽƌƚĞĚůǇ ƌĞĂĐŚĞĚ ŽƵƚ ƚŽ Brad ĂŌĞƌ Moonlight ǁŽŶ ĞƐƚ WŝĐƚƵƌĞĂƚ ƚŚĞ KƐĐĂƌƐ ƚŚŝƐ ǇĞĂƌ͘ Brad͛Ɛ ƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶ ĐŽŵƉĂŶǇ͕ WůĂŶ͕ǁĂƐ ŝŶǀŽůǀĞĚ ŝŶ ĮŶĂŶĐŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ĚŝƐƚƌŝďƵƟŶŐ ƚŚĞ Įůŵ ĂŶĚJenƐĂǁ ƚŚŝƐ ĂƐ ĂŶ ŽƉƉŽƌƚƵŶŝƚǇ ƚŽ ƌĞĂĐŚ ŽƵƚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ƐƚĂƌ͘EŽǁ͕ ƚŚĞ ƚǁŽ ƌĞƉŽƌƚĞĚůǇ ƚĞǆƚ ĞǀĞƌǇ ŶŽǁ ĂŶĚ ĂŐĂŝŶ ĂŶĚƌĞŵŝŶŝƐĐĞ ĂďŽƵƚ ƚŚĞ ŐŽŽĚ ŽůĚ ĚĂǇƐ͘ ,ŵŵŵ͙ tŚŽ ŬŶŽǁƐǁŚĞƌĞ ƚŚŝƐ ĐŽƵůĚ ůĞĂĚ͍
NGELINA JOLIE has never been one to shy away from the incessant, unnerving buzz of a tattoo gun. What have we come to expect? Deep within her physical splendour lies a spirit that craves the unconventional; a wayward soul who fully embraces the alternative. It is a way in which she wears what is most dear to her – bare for all to see. Be that as it may, it too adds to her quirky cool-factor and her latest work of art is no exception. zŽƵ ŵĂǇ ŚĂǀĞ ŶŽƚŝĐĞĚ ĨŽƌĞŝŐŶ ƐĐƌŝďďůĞƐ ŽŶ ŚĞƌ ůĞĨƚ ƐŚŽƵůĚĞƌ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ƉĂƐƚ͘ <ĞĞŶ ĞǇĞƐ ŵĂǇ ĂůƐŽ ŚĂǀĞ ŶŽƚŝĐĞĚ ŚŽǁ ƚŚĞƐĞ ŚĂǀĞ ƐƉƌĞĂĚ ůĂƚĞƌĂůůǇ ĂĐƌŽƐƐ ŚĞƌ ďĂĐŬ͘ /ƚ ŐƌĞǁ ŽǀĞƌ ƚŝŵĞ ĂŶĚ ŝƚ ŶŽǁ ůŽŽŬƐ ƚŽ ďĞ Ă ĐŽŵƉůĞƚĞ ƉƌŽĚƵĐƚ͘ Angie ƉƵƚ ƐŽŵĞ ǁŽƌŬ ŝŶƚŽ ŬĞĞƉŝŶŐ ŚĞƌ ůĂƚĞƐƚ ƚĂƚƚŽŽ ƋƵŝĞƚ͘ ^ŚĞ ŚĂĚ ŝƚ ĚŽŶĞ ŝŶ &ĞďƌƵĂƌǇ ŽĨ ůĂƐƚ ǇĞĂƌ ǁŚŝůĞ ŽŶ Ă ďƌĞĂŬ ĂƐ ĚŝƌĞĐƚŽƌ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ Ĩŝůŵ First They Killed My Father͘ WŚŽƚŽƐ ŽĨ ŚĞƌ ůĂƚĞƐƚ ǁŽƌŬ ĨŝŶĂůůǇ ƐƵƌĨĂĐĞĚ ŝŶ ŵŝĚͲDĂƌĐŚ ĂŶĚ ŝƚ ůŽŽŬƐ ĂƐ ƚŚŽƵŐŚ ƐŚĞ ƉĞƌƐĞǀĞƌĞĚ ǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞ zĂŶƚƌĂ Žƌ ^ĂŬ zĂŶƚ ƐƚǇůĞ͘ zĂŶƚƌĂ ƚĂƚƚŽŽƐ ĂƌĞ Ă ƚƌĂĚŝƚŝŽŶĂů ^ŽƵƚŚĞĂƐƚ ƐŝĂŶ ŵĞƚŚŽĚ ŽĨ ŵĂƌŬŝŶŐ ŽŶĞ͛Ɛ ďŽĚǇ ǁŝƚŚ ƐĂĐƌĞĚ ŐĞŽŵĞƚƌŝĐĂů͕ ĂŶŝŵĂů ĂŶĚ ŐŽĚůǇ ŵŽƚŝĨƐ͘ Pali ƉŚƌĂƐĞƐ ƚŚĂƚ ŽīĞƌ ƉŽǁĞƌ͕ ƉƌŽƚĞĐƟŽŶ͕ ĨŽƌƚƵŶĞ ĂŶĚ ĐŚĂƌŝƐŵĂ ĂƌĞ ĂůƐŽ ŝŶĐůƵĚĞĚ͘ dŚĞ ƉƌĂĐƟĐĞ ŝƐ ŵŽƐƚ ƉƌĞǀĂůĞŶƚ ŝŶ dŚĂŝůĂŶĚ ǁŚĞƌĞ ƚŚĞ ŵĞƚŚŽĚ ŽĨ ĂƉƉůŝĐĂƟŽŶ ŝŶĐůƵĚĞƐ Ă ƐƚĞĞů ƌŽĚ͕ Ă ƐƵƌŐŝĐĂů ŶĞĞĚůĞ ĂŶĚ Ă ǀĞƌǇ ƐƚĞĂĚǇ ŚĂŶĚ͘
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Toy Story (PG18?) CHANNING TATUM and Jenna Dewan are two very pretty peopl who are built pretty well. And their marriage is another thing that seems to be going pretty well. Which makes us wonder if we haven’t heard it said somewhere that ‘the couple that plays together, stays together...’ Because, when we spotted them on the beach at Kauai recently, we couldn’t help but notice all the paraphernalia the two had packed in their beach bags. What with blow-up thingamajigs, cylindrical objects that spring to attention when played with and an assortments of lotions and potions, this must be the secret to their marriage standing the test of time! And presumably Channing’s ‘Alabama Against the World’ tee is meant to be making some kinda statement, but we reckon he’d drive his message home more if it were written across his abs. Just a suggestion there, Channing.
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XCUSE the pun, but the trailer for Charlize Theron’s new movie Atomic Blonde, which contains a few steamy lesbian-sex scenes with Sofia Boutella, has gone tongues wagging. In the scenes the two sensually lock lips and roll around in skimpy lingerie. We know that just that line is going to have tickets sales soaring at the box office. Their great on-screen chemistry is so palpable you’d be forgiven for thinking that the two actually hit it off for real.
In an interview, the South Africa-born actress revealed that she had fun shooting with Sofia and couldn’t imagine shooting the scenes with anyone else. “I can’t imagine anyone else doing it. She’s a dancer, I’m a dancer. So, we’re a little bit like – you know, dancers are like… Being naked is nothing. We just wanted it to be real and cool.” In Atomic Blonde Charlize Theron (playing Agent Lorraine Broughton) is equal parts spy, sensuality and savagery, willing to deploy any of her skills to stay alive during a seemingly impossible mission. Sent alone into Berlin to retrieve a
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WHY OPENPLAN OFFICES SUCK BY WALTON GOLIGHTLY
WE’RE ϭϱ ƉĞƌĐĞŶƚ ůĞƐƐ ƉƌŽĚƵĐƟǀĞ͕ ǁĞ ŚĂǀĞ ŝŵŵĞŶƐĞ ƚƌŽƵďůĞ ĐŽŶĐĞŶƚƌĂƟŶŐ͕ ǁĞ͛ƌĞ ƚǁŝĐĞ ĂƐ ůŝŬĞůǇ ƚŽ ŐĞƚƐŝĐŬʹĂŶĚŝƚ͛ƐĂīĞĐƟŶŐŽƵƌďƌĂŝŶƐ͊
PEN-PLAN offices are nothing new. A long time ago they consisted of rows of desks aligned with military precision and were the white collar equivalent of Henry Ford’s famous assembly lines. ĨĨŝĐŝĞŶĐǇĞǆƉĞƌƚtŝŶƐůŽǁdĂǇůŽƌŵĂĚĞƚŚĞ ĐŽŶŶĞĐƚŝŽŶĞǆƉůŝĐŝƚŝŶϭϵϭϭǁŚĞŶŚĞǁƌŽƚĞ ƚŚĂƚ͚ĨĂƐƚĞƌǁŽƌŬ͛ĐĂŶŽŶůǇďĞĂƐƐƵƌĞĚ͚ƚŚƌŽƵŐŚ ĞŶĨŽƌĐĞĚƐƚĂŶĚĂƌĚŝƐĂƚŝŽŶŽĨŵĞƚŚŽĚƐ͕ĞŶĨŽƌĐĞĚ ĂĚŽƉƚŝŽŶŽĨƚŚĞďĞƐƚŝŵƉůĞŵĞŶƚƐĂŶĚǁŽƌŬŝŶŐ ĐŽŶĚŝƚŝŽŶƐ͕ĂŶĚĞŶĨŽƌĐĞĚĐŽͲŽƉĞƌĂƚŝŽŶ͛͘ ĨƚĞƌtŽƌůĚtĂƌ//͕ƐƵĐŚƌĞŐŝŵĞŶƚĂƚŝŽŶǁĂƐ ĨƌŽǁŶĞĚƵƉŽŶ͘dŚĞĞŵƉŚĂƐŝƐǁĂƐŽŶĐƌĞĂƚŝǀŝƚǇ ĂŶĚŵĂŶĂŐĞŵĞŶƚŵĞƚŚŽĚƐ ƚŚĂƚ ǁĞƌĞ ŵŽƌĞĞŐĂůŝƚĂƌŝĂŶ͘ŶĞǁŐĞŶĞƌĂƚŝŽŶ ŽĨĞĨĨŝĐŝĞŶĐǇĞǆƉĞƌƚƐďĞŐĂŶ ƚŽ ƐƉĞĂŬŽĨƚŚĞŝŵƉŽƌƚĂŶĐĞ ŽĨƚŚĞ͚ŽĨĨŝĐĞůĂŶĚƐĐĂƉĞ͛͘ dŚŝƐƐĂǁĚĞƐŬƐ͕ĐŚĂŝƌƐ͕ ĐƵƌǀĞĚƐĐƌĞĞŶƐĂŶĚůĂƌŐĞ ƉŽƚƚĞĚƉůĂŶƚƐĂƌƌĂŶŐĞĚ ͚ŽƌŐĂŶŝĐĂůůǇ͛ƚŽĐƌĞĂƚĞ ͚ǁŽƌŬŐƌŽƵƉƐ͛ŽŶ ůĂƌŐĞ͕ŽƉĞŶĨůŽŽƌƐ͘Ǉ ƚŚĞϭϵϳϬƐƚŚĞŽĨĨŝĐĞͲ ĨƵƌŶŝƚƵƌĞĐŽŵƉĂŶŝĞƐ ŚĂĚƚĂŬĞŶŽǀĞƌǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞŝƌĐŚĞĂƉĚĞƐŬƐĂŶĚ ŵŽǀĞĂďůĞƉĂƌƚŝƚŝŽŶƐ͕ĂŶĚ ǁĞŚĂĚĞŶƚĞƌĞĚƚŚĞĂŐĞŽĨ ƚŚĞĐƵďŝĐůĞ͘ ĞƐƉŝƚĞƚŚĞĐůƵƚƚĞƌƚŚĞƐĞ ĐƌĞĂƚĞ͕ ƚŚĞƉŚŝůŽƐŽƉŚǇƌĞŵĂŝŶƐƚŚĞ ƐĂŵĞ͘ KƉĞŶͲƉůĂŶŽĨĨŝĐĞƐĂƌĞŐŽŽĚďĞĐĂƵƐĞƚŚĞǇ ĐƌĞĂƚĞĂƐĞŶƐĞŽĨĞƋƵĂůŝƚǇ͕ĞŶĐŽƵƌĂŐĞĐŽͲŽƉĞƌĂƚŝŽŶ ĂŶĚĚŝƐĐŽƵƌĂŐĞ͚ĞŵƉŝƌĞďƵŝůĚŝŶŐ͛͘ůƐŽ͕ĚĞƐƉŝƚĞ ƚŚŽƐĞƉĂƌƚŝƚŝŽŶƐ͕ƚŚĞƌĞ͛ƐŶŽǁĂǇĂŶǇŽŶĞĐĂŶŐŽŽĨ ŽĨĨĂƚƚŚĞŝƌĚĞƐŬĨŽƌĂŶǇůĞŶŐƚŚŽĨƚŝŵĞ͘ ƵƚŶŽǁĂƐƚƵĚǇŝŶƵƐƚƌĂůŝĂŚĂƐĐŽŶĨŝƌŵĞĚǁŚĂƚ ŵĂŶǇŽƉĞŶͲŽĨĨŝĐĞǀŝĐƚŝŵƐŚĂǀĞůŽŶŐƐƵƐƉĞĐƚĞĚ ʹƚŚĞƐĞ͚ƐƉĂĐĞƐ͛ŵĂǇďĞŚŝǀĞƐŽĨĂĐƚŝǀŝƚǇ͕ďƵƚ ŶŽƚŝŶƋƵŝƚĞƚŚĞǁĂǇƚŚĞƐƵŝƚĞĚŐŽĚƐŽĨƵƉƉĞƌ ŵĂŶĂŐĞŵĞŶƚĞŶǀŝƐĂŐĞ͘ dŚĂƚŝƐ͕ŝŶŽƉĞŶͲƉůĂŶŽĨĨŝĐĞƐƉƌŽĚƵĐƚŝǀŝƚǇŝƐ
ŚĂŵƉĞƌĞĚďǇĚŝƐƚƌĂĐƚŝŽŶƐ͕ĚŝƐƚƌƵƐƚĂŶĚĂůĂĐŬŽĨĐŽͲ ŽƉĞƌĂƚŝŽŶ͘dŚĞƐƚƵĚǇĞǀĞŶĨŽƵŶĚƚŚĂƚĐŽͲǁŽƌŬĞƌ ĨƌŝĞŶĚƐŚŝƉƐĂŶĚƉĞƌĐĞƉƚŝŽŶƐŽĨƐƵƉĞƌǀŝƐŽƌƐƵƉƉŽƌƚ ǁŽƌƐĞŶĞĚ͘KƚŚĞƌƌĞƐĞĂƌĐŚĐŽŶĨŝƌŵƐƚŚĞƐĞĨŝŶĚŝŶŐƐ͕ ƐŚŽǁŝŶŐ͕ĨŽƌĞǆĂŵƉůĞ͕ƚŚĂƚŝŶĨŽƌŵĂƚŝŽŶĨůŽǁ ďĞĐŽŵĞƐĞƌƌĂƚŝĐĞǀĞŶƚŚŽƵŐŚĐŽůůĞĂŐƵĞƐŵĂǇďĞ ƐŝƚƚŝŶŐŝŶĐůŽƐĞƉƌŽǆŝŵĂƚĞůǇƚŽĞĂĐŚŽƚŚĞƌ͘ DŽƌĞŽǀĞƌ͕ĂůůƚŚĂƚƐŶŝĨĨŝŶŐĂŶĚƐŶƵĨĨůŝŶŐ͕ƚŚŽƐĞ ƌŝŶŐŝŶŐƉŚŽŶĞƐ͕ƚŚĞǁŚŝƐƉĞƌĞĚĐŽŶǀĞƌƐĂƚŝŽŶƐũƵƐƚ out of earshot ͵ĂůůƚŚĞƐĞĚŝƐƚƌĂĐƚŝŽŶƐŵĂŬĞŝƚŚĂƌĚ ƚŽĐŽŶĐĞŶƚƌĂƚĞ͘dŚĂƚŵŝŐŚƚƐĞĞŵƚŽďĞƐƚĂƚŝŶŐƚŚĞ ŽďǀŝŽƵƐ͕ďƵƚǁŚĂƚ͛ƐŶŽƚƐŽŽďǀŝŽƵƐŝƐƚŚĂƚŝĨǁĞ͛ƌĞ ƐƵďũĞĐƚĞĚƚŽƚŚŝƐĚĂǇĂĨƚĞƌĚĂǇĂĨƚĞƌĚĂǇ ŽƵƌ ďƌĂŝŶƐ ďĞŐŝŶƚŽƐƵĨĨĞƌ͊DŽƌĞ ƐƉĞĐŝĨŝĐĂůůǇ͕ŽƵƌŵĞŵŽƌŝĞƐ ĂƌĞ ĂĨĨĞĐƚĞĚ͘ǀĞŶĂďƌŝĞĨ ŝŶƚĞƌƌƵƉƚŝŽŶ͕ƐƵĐŚĂƐĂŶ ĞǆƉůŽƐŝŽŶŽĨůĂƵŐŚƚĞƌ ĂĐƌŽƐƐƚŚĞǁĂǇ͕ĐĂŶ cause us to lose focus for upwards ŽĨϮϬŵŝŶƵƚĞƐ͘ tĞƌĞƚĂŝŶŵŽƌĞ ŝŶĨŽƌŵĂƚŝŽŶǁŚĞŶ ǁĞĐĂŶĨŽĐƵƐʹĂŶĚ four walls and a door that shuts ĞŶĂďůĞƵƐƚŽĚŽ ũƵƐƚƚŚĂƚ͘dŚĂƚ͛ƐƚŚĞ ŶĞǁ ŝĚĞĂůʹǁĂŶƚƚŽ ŝŵƉƌŽǀĞƉƌŽĚƵĐƚŝǀŝƚǇĂŶĚ ǁŽƌŬƉůĂĐĞŚĂƌŵŽŶǇ͍'ŝǀĞ ĞĂĐŚ ĞŵƉůŽǇĞĞŚŝƐŽǁŶŽĨĨŝĐĞ͕ ŽƌŚĂǀĞŚŝŵƐŚĂƌĞǁŝƚŚŽŶĞŽƚŚĞƌ͘͞tĞ ĐĂŶǁŽƌŬŝŶĂďƵƐǇƐƉĂĐĞ͕ďƵƚƚŚĞĨŝŶĂůƉƌŽĚƵĐƚ ǁŽŶ͛ƚďĞĂƐŐŽŽĚĂƐŝĨǁĞĂƌĞŝŶĂƋƵŝĞƚůŽĐĂůĞ͕͟ ƐĂǇƐĞŶǀŝƌŽŶŵĞŶƚĂůĂŶĚĚĞƐŝŐŶƉƐǇĐŚŽůŽŐŝƐƚ^ĂůůǇ ƵŐƵƐƚŝŶ͘ dŚĂƚŽƉĞŶͲƉůĂŶŽĨĨŝĐĞƐĞŶĐŽƵƌĂŐĞĐŽůůĂďŽƌĂƚŝŽŶ ƚƵƌŶƐŽƵƚƚŽďĞǁŝƐŚĨƵůƚŚŝŶŬŝŶŐ͘WĞŽƉůĞĚŽ ƚĂůŬŵŽƌĞʹďƵƚŶŽƚĂďŽƵƚǁŽƌŬ;ƵŶůĞƐƐŝƚ͛ƐƚŽ ĐŽŵƉůĂŝŶͿ͘/ƚ͛ƐǁĞůůĚŽĐƵŵĞŶƚĞĚƚŚĂƚǁĞƌĂƌĞůǇ ďƌĂŝŶƐƚŽƌŵďƌŝůůŝĂŶƚŝĚĞĂƐǁŚĞŶǁĞ͛ƌĞũƵƐƚƐŚŽŽƚŝŶŐ ƚŚĞďƌĞĞǌĞŝŶĂĐƌŽǁĚ͘/ŶƐƚĞĂĚ͕ĂƐŵŽƐƚŽĨƵƐ
ŬŶŽǁ͕ǁĞ͛ƌĞŵŽƌĞůŝŬĞůǇƚŽŚĞĂƌĂďŽƵƚƚŚĞŚƌŝƐƚŵĂƐ ŐŝĨƚĂĐŽůůĞĂŐƵĞŝƐďƵǇŝŶŐĨŽƌĂĨĂŵŝůǇŵĞŵďĞƌ͕Žƌ ƉƌŽďůĞŵƐǁŝƚŚĂĐŽͲǁŽƌŬĞƌ͛ƐƐƉŽƵƐĞ͘ KĨĐŽƵƌƐĞ͕ŝƚ͛ƐŝŵƉŽƌƚĂŶƚĨŽƌƵƐƚŽďŽŶĚĂŶĚƚŽŐĞƚƚŽ ŬŶŽǁĞĂĐŚŽƚŚĞƌ͘ƵƚƚŚĞƌĞĂƌĞƉůĞŶƚǇŽĨǁĂǇƐƚŽĚŽ ƚŚŝƐŝŶĐůŽƐĞĚŽĨĨŝĐĞƐ͘/ŶϮϬϭϰ͕h<ďƵƐŝŶĞƐƐĞǆĞĐƵƚŝǀĞ ŚƌŝƐEĂŐĞůĞďƌŽŬĞǁŝƚŚƚŚĞƚƌĞŶĚĂŶĚŵŽǀĞĚŚŝƐ ĐŽŵƉĂŶǇƚŽƉƌĞŵŝƐĞƐƚŚĂƚĞŶĂďůĞĚĞǀĞƌǇŽŶĞƚŽ ŚĂǀĞƚŚĞŝƌ͚ƚŚĞŝƌŽǁŶƐƉĂĐĞ͛͘dŽďŽŶĚ͕ƚŚĞƚĞĂŵĞĂƚƐ ůƵŶĐŚƚŽŐĞƚŚĞƌĞǀĞƌǇĚĂǇ͘ ZǇĂŶDƵůůĞŶŝǆ͕ĂƉĂƌƚŶĞƌǁŝƚŚE:͕ĂŐůŽďĂů ĂƌĐŚŝƚĞĐƚƵƌĞĨŝƌŵ͕ŚĂƐǁŽƌŬĞĚǁŝƚŚƚĞĐŚĨŝƌŵƐƚŚĂƚ ŚĂǀĞďƵŝůƚŽĨĨŝĐĞƐĨŽƌďĞƚǁĞĞŶƚŚƌĞĞĂŶĚϭϲƉĞŽƉůĞ͘ ͞dŚĞǇĐĂŶƐƚŝůůĐŽůůĂďŽƌĂƚĞ͕ďƵƚƚŚĞǇĐĂŶĂůƐŽďůŽĐŬ ŽƵƚŶŽŝƐĞĨƌŽŵŽƚŚĞƌƚĞĂŵƐŽĨƉĞŽƉůĞƚŚĞǇĚŽŶ͛ƚ ŶĞĞĚƚŽŚĞĂƌĨƌŽŵ͕͟ƐĂǇƐDƵůůĞŶŝǆ͘ dĞĐŚŶŽůŽŐǇĐĂŶĂůƐŽŚĞůƉ͕ŚĞĂĚĚƐ͘DƵůůĞŶŝǆ͛ƐŽǁŶ ŽĨĨŝĐĞŚĂƐƐĞŶƐŽƌƐƚŚĂƚĐĂŶƚƌĂĐŬŶŽŝƐĞ͕ƚĞŵƉĞƌĂƚƵƌĞ ĂŶĚ͚ƉŽƉƵůĂƚŝŽŶůĞǀĞůƐ͛͘^ƚĂĨĨĐĂŶůŽŐŽŶƚŽĂŶĂƉƉ ĂŶĚĐĂŶĨŝŶĚƚŚĞƋƵŝĞƚĞƐƚƐƉŽƚŝŶƚŚĞƌŽŽŵ͘ ͞tĞ͛ƌĞŶŽƚƐƵŐŐĞƐƚŝŶŐǁŽƌŬĞƌƐƐŚŽƵůĚďĞ ĂĨĨŽƌĚĞĚƵŶůŝŵŝƚĞĚƉƌŝǀĂĐǇĂŶĚƐŽůŝƚƵĚĞ͕͟ƐĂǇh< ŵĂŶĂŐĞŵĞŶƚĞǆƉĞƌƚƐDŝĐŚĂĞůWŝƚƚĂŶĚ:ĂŵĞƐ ĞŶŶĞƚƚ͘͞^ŽŵĞƐƉŽŶƚĂŶĞŽƵƐŝŶƚĞƌĂĐƚŝŽŶŝƐŶĞĞĚĞĚ ĨŽƌŵĂŶǇƚǇƉĞƐŽĨĂĐƚŝǀŝƚǇͲďĂƐĞĚǁŽƌŬƚŽƐƵĐĐĞĞĚ͘͟ &ŽƌĞǆĂŵƉůĞ͕ŝƚ͛ƐĞĂƐŝĞƌĨŽƌũƵŶŝŽƌĞŵƉůŽǇĞĞƐƚŽ ůĞĂƌŶƚŚĞƌŽƉĞƐďǇǁĂƚĐŚŝŶŐŚŽǁŽƚŚĞƌƐǁŽƌŬ͘ ,ŽǁĞǀĞƌ͕ƚŚĞĨĂĐƚƌĞŵĂŝŶƐʹƚŽŽŵƵĐŚ͚ƐƉŽŶƚĂŶĞŽƵƐ ŝŶƚĞƌĂĐƚŝŽŶ͛ĂŶĚƚŚĞĚŝƐƚƌĂĐƚŝŽŶƐǁŝůůŽƵƚǁĞŝŐŚ ͚ĂŶǇƉŽƚĞŶƚŝĂůĐŽůůĂďŽƌĂƚŝǀĞďĞŶĞĨŝƚƐ͕͛ƐĂǇWŝƚƚĂŶĚ ĞŶŶĞƚƚ͘ hŶĨŽƌƚƵŶĂƚĞůǇ͕ƚŚĞŽƉĞŶͲŽĨĨŝĐĞĐŽŶĐĞƉƚŝƐŶ͛ƚŐŽŝŶŐ ĂǁĂǇĂŶǇƚŝŵĞƐŽŽŶʹĞƐƉĞĐŝĂůůǇŐŝǀĞŶƚŚĞŚŝŐŚĐŽƐƚ ŽĨŽĨĨŝĐĞƐƉĂĐĞ͘Ƶƚ͕ƐĂǇƐEĂŐĞůĞ͕ŵŽƌĞĐŽŵƉĂŶŝĞƐ ƐŚŽƵůĚĐŽŶƐŝĚĞƌǁŚĂƚŚĞ͛ƐĨŽƵŶĚ͘,ŝƐĞŵƉůŽǇĞĞƐĂƌĞ ŚĂƉƉŝĞƌĂŶĚŵŽƌĞƉƌŽĚƵĐƚŝǀĞʹĂŶĚƚŚĂƚŚĞůƉƐŶŽƚ ũƵƐƚƚŚĞĐŽŵƉĂŶǇ͕ďƵƚƚŚĞƚĞĂŵ͘ ͞WĞŽƉůĞĐĂŶŶŽǁĚŽĨŽĐƵƐĞĚǁŽƌŬĂŶĚƚŚĞǇŚĂǀĞ ŵŽƌĞƚŝŵĞƚŽǁŽƌŬ͕͟ŚĞƐĂǇƐ͘͞dŚĂƚ͛ƐŚĞůƉĞĚ ĞǀĞƌǇŽŶĞ͛ƐŵŝŶĚͲƐĞƚ͘͟ dŚĞŽƉĞŶͲƉůĂŶŽĨĨŝĐĞŝƐŝŶĞĨĨŝĐŝĞŶƚ͕ƐĂǇƐƵŐƵƐƚŝŶ͘ ͞/ƚ͛ƐĂƐŚĂŵĞƚŽǁĂƐƚĞƉĞŽƉůĞďǇŶŽƚŐŝǀŝŶŐƚŚĞŵ ĂƉůĂĐĞƚŚĂƚƐƵƉƉŽƌƚƐǁŚĂƚƚŚĞǇĂĐƚƵĂůůǇĚŽ͕͟ƐŚĞ ĂĚĚƐ͘
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WO lonely brothers in India hide under their mother’s scarf when they go outside, fearing ridicule because of a rare ageing condition baffling the medical world. Ramesh and Laxman Jadhav, aged eight and ϭϯƌĞƐƉĞĐƚŝǀĞůǇ͕ƐƵĨĨĞƌĨƌŽŵĂƌĂƌĞŐĞŶĞƚŝĐ ĚŝƐŽƌĚĞƌƚŚĂƚĐĂƵƐĞƐƚŚĞŝƌďŽĚŝĞƐƚŽĂŐĞƚŽŽ fast. tŚŝůĞĚŽĐƚŽƌƐŚĂǀĞĐŽŶĐůƵĚĞĚŝƐŶŽƚƉƌŽŐĞƌŝĂ͕ ƚŚĞǇŚĂǀĞǇĞƚƚŽĚĞƚĞƌŵŝŶĞǁŚĂƚŝƚĂĐƚƵĂůůǇŝƐ͘ dŚĞŝƌŵŽƚŚĞƌ͕^ĂǀŝƚĂ:ĂĚŚĂǀ͕ϯϬ͕ĨƌŽŵWƵŶĞ͕ central India, is desperately worried they ǁŝůůĚŝĞǇŽƵŶŐĂŶĚŝƐŚŽƉŝŶŐĨŽƌĂŵĞĚŝĐĂů ďƌĞĂŬƚŚƌŽƵŐŚƐŽŽŶĞƌƌĂƚŚĞƌƚŚĂŶůĂƚĞƌ͘ ͞tĞŬŶŽǁƚŚĞǇĂƌĞĂŐĞŝŶŐĨĂƐƚĂŶĚĐŽƵůĚĚŝĞ any time,” she says. “We have spent every ĐĞŶƚǁĞŚĂǀĞŽŶƚƌǇŝŶŐƚŽŚĞůƉƚŚĞŵďƵƚŶŽ one has come forward with any answers. We ĚŽŶŽƚĞǆƉĞĐƚĂŶǇŵŝƌĂĐůĞƐďƵƚǁĞĚŽǁĂŶƚ someone to make life comfortable for them.” tŚĞŶ>ĂǆŵĂŶǁĂƐďŽƌŶŚĞǁĂƐŵƵĐŚƐŵĂůůĞƌ ƚŚĂŶŽƚŚĞƌďĂďŝĞƐďƵƚŝƚǁĂƐŽŶůǇĂĨƚĞƌŚŝƐĨŝƌƐƚ birthday did the parents realise there was something wrong. &ĂƚŚĞƌŶŬƵƐŚ:ĂĚŚĂǀ͕ϯϳ͕ǁŚŽŝƐĐƵƌƌĞŶƚůǇ ƵŶĞŵƉůŽǇĞĚ͕ƐĂǇƐ͕͞dŚĞǇ͛ǀĞŶĞǀĞƌůŝǀĞĚ normal lives. They cannot go to school; they ĐĂŶŶŽƚƉůĂǇŽƵƚƐŝĚĞĂŶĚŵĂŬĞĨƌŝĞŶĚƐŽƌ socialise. Local schools do not want to take responsibility for their fragility and if we risk it and let them play with other kids their ĂŐĞƚŚĞǇŝŶũƵƌĞƚŚĞŵƐĞůǀĞƐĞĂƐŝůǇ͘dŚĞǇĂƌĞ prisoners in their home and we have no idea ǁŚǇ͘tĞĚŽŶ͛ƚĞǀĞŶŬŶŽǁƚŚĞŝƌĐŽŶĚŝƚŝŽŶ͘͟ ŶŬƵƐŚĨŝŶĂůůǇŵĞƚǁŝƚŚƌĂǇƵƐŚ'ƵƉƚĂ͕ĂŶ ĂƐƐŝƐƚĂŶƚƉƌŽĨĞƐƐŽƌ͕ĂƚzWĂƚŝů,ŽƐƉŝƚĂůůĂƐƚ year. ƌĂǇƵƐŚĞǆƉůĂŝŶƐ͕͞/ƚŝƐĂŐĞŶĞƚŝĐĚŝƐŽƌĚĞƌ ďƵƚǁĞĂƌĞǇĞƚƚŽĚŝĂŐŶŽƐĞƚŚĞĞǆĂĐƚƉƌŽďůĞŵ͘ dŚĞǇĂƌĞŵĞŶƚĂůůǇǁĞůů͕ďƵƚƚŚĞŝƌďŽĚŝĞƐĂƌĞ ĚĞƚĞƌŝŽƌĂƚŝŶŐĨĂƐƚ͘dŚĞǇĂƌĞŵƵĐŚƐŵĂůůĞƌ ƚŚĂŶĐŚŝůĚƌĞŶƚŚĞŝƌĂŐĞĂƐƚŚĞŝƌďŽŶĞƐŚĂǀĞŶ͛ƚ ŐƌŽǁŶƉƌŽƉĞƌůǇĂŶĚƚŚĞŝƌŵƵƐĐůĞƐĂƌĞ restrictive, yet they have abnormally large ŚĞĂĚƐ͘dŚĞǇŚĂǀĞŶ͛ƚŐŽƚĂŶǇƚĞĞƚŚĞŝƚŚĞƌ͖ they lost them when they were three. It is an extremely complicated case and their life is limited as they are ageing too fast. We ŚĂǀĞďĞĞŶŝŶƚŽƵĐŚǁŝƚŚĞǆƉĞƌƚƐŝŶh^ĂŶĚ 'ĞƌŵĂŶǇďƵƚǁĞŚĂǀĞǇĞƚƚŽƵŶĚĞƌƐƚĂŶĚƚŚĞ condition.” ƌĂǇƵƐŚƌĞĨĞƌƌĞĚƚŚĞĐĂƐĞƚŽƚŚĞWƌŽŐĞƌŝĂ ZĞƐĞĂƌĐŚ&ŽƵŶĚĂƚŝŽŶŝŶƚŚĞh^ďƵƚƚŚĞǇ ĐŽŶĐůƵĚĞĚŝƚǁĂƐŶŽƚƉƌŽŐĞƌŝĂĂŶĚĨƵƌƚŚĞƌ ƌĞĨĞƌƌĞĚƚŚĞďŽǇƐƚŽƚŚĞ/ŶƐƚŝƚƵƚĞŽĨ,ƵŵĂŶ 'ĞŶĞƚŝĐƐhŶŝǀĞƌƐŝƚǇDĞĚŝĐĂůĞŶƚƌĞ͕ŝŶ 'ĞƌŵĂŶǇ͘ ƌĂǇƵƐŚĂĚĚĞĚ͕͞/ƚ͛ƐŶŽƚƉƌŽŐĞƌŝĂďƵƚ possibly a similar genetic progeroid condition. It is a life-threatening disease as there are
Doctors do not believe this to be progeria
many problems with diet. high cholesterol, blood d ͞dŚĞǇǇ ƐƵƌǀŝǀĞŽŶ ƉƌĞƐƐƵƌĞ͕ĂƌƚŚƌŝƚŝƐ ͵ Ă ůŝƋ ƋƵŝĚ ĚŝĞƚŽƌ ailments pensioners ŵƵƐŚǇ ƌŝĐĞ͘ŶĚ ƐƵĨĨĞƌǁŝƚŚƚŚĂƚƚŚĞǇ th hey often tell ĂƌĞƐƵĨĨĞƌŝŶŐǁŝƚŚ ŵ ŵĞ ƚŚĞǇ͛ƌĞ now. Treatment in pain. I see can only be given p parents with once their condition ttheir normal is diagnosed, and kids and then I that can only be seee my children. I confirmed after the feeel so bad to see Savita and genetic tests are done ƚŚĞŵ ŵ ƐƵĨĨĞƌŝŶŐůŝŬĞ Ankush with ĂŶĚƚŚĞƚǇƉĞŽĨŵƵƚĂƚŝŽŶ ƚŚŝƐ ďƵ Ƶƚ ǁŚĂƚĐĂŶ/ their sons is confirmed.” do? I am helpless.” Ramesh and hŶƚŝůƚŚĂƚƚŝŵĞZĂŵĞƐŚ ĂŶĚ The boys aree desperate to Laxman >ĂǆŵĂŶƌĞŵĂŝŶƌĞĐůƵƐŝǀĞ͘ go to schoo ol and dream They have never made any ŽĨ ďĞŝŶŐ ĚŽĐƚŽƌƐďƵƚ friends and see no one their they know a good job is ŽǁŶĂŐĞĂƐƚŚĞŽƵƚƐŝĚĞǁŽƌůĚ ŝŵƉŽƐƐŝďůĞǁŝƚŚŽƵƚĂŶ fears their abnormalities. ĞĚƵĐĂƚŝŽŶ͘ Ramesh says, “We only ever Ramesh says, “We both play with each other. We ǁĂŶƚƚŽďĞĚŽĐƚŽƌƐďƵƚǁĞ ĚŽŶ͛ƚŚĂǀĞĨƌŝĞŶĚƐ͘tĞƐƉĞŶĚ ŬŶŽǁŽƵƌĚƌĞĂŵĐĂŶŶŽƚ ĂůůŽĨŽƵƌƚŝŵĞǁŝƚŚĞĂĐŚ ďĞ ĂĐĐŽŵƉůŝƐŚĞĚďĞĐĂƵƐĞ ŽƚŚĞƌǁŝƚŚŝŶƚŚĞƐĞĨŽƵƌǁĂůůƐ͘ ǁĞĚŽŶ͛ƚŐŽƚŽƐĐŚŽŽůĨŽƌ EĞŝŐŚďŽƵƌƐĂƌĞƵƐĞĚƚŽƵƐ ƐƚƵĚŝĞƐ͘tĞǁĞŶƚƚǁŝĐĞ ďƵƚƐƚƌĂŶŐĞƌƐďĞŚĂǀĞŽĚĚůǇ ŵĂŶǇǇĞĂƌƐďĂĐŬďƵƚǁĞ ǁŚĞŶƚŚĞǇƐĞĞƵƐ͘^ŽŵĞ ŐŽƚŝŶũƵƌĞĚďǇŽƵƌƉĞĞƌƐ ƐƚĂƌĞ͕ǁŚŝůĞƐŽŵĞƐŚŽƵƚ ǁŚŝůĞƚŚĞǇŵĂĚĞĨƵŶŽĨ ͚ŐŚŽƐƚ͛ƐŽǁĞ͛ǀĞƐƚŽƉƉĞĚŐŽŝŶŐ ĂŶǇǁŚĞƌĞ͘ ƵƐ ĂŶĚ ŵŽŵ ŶĞǀĞƌ ƐĞŶƚƵƐďĂĐŬ͘tĞŽŶůǇŚĂǀĞ ǀĞŶŝĨǁĞŚĂǀĞƚŽŐŽĨŽŽĚƐŚŽƉƉŝŶŐǁŝƚŚŽƵƌ ĞĂĐŚŽƚŚĞƌ͘ŶĚǁĞůŽǀĞĞĂĐŚŽƚŚĞƌǀĞƌǇŵƵĐŚ ƉĂƌĞŶƚƐ͕ŵŽŵĐŽǀĞƌƐƵƐŝŶĂƐĐĂƌĨĂŶĚŚŝĚĞƐƵƐ ďƵƚǁĞǁŝƐŚǁĞĐŽƵůĚďĞŶŽƌŵĂůůŝŬĞŽƚŚĞƌ in her arms.” children.” ^ĂǀŝƚĂ͕ǁŚŽůŽƐƚŚĞƌŽůĚĞƐƚƐŽŶ'ĂŶĞƐŚ͵ who Savita says that despite their illness, they are was normal ͵ in a tragic accident when he was always happy and smiling. ĨŽƵƌǇĞĂƌƐŽůĚŝŶϮϬϬϳ͕ŝƐĚĞǀĂƐƚĂƚĞĚƐŚĞŚĂƐƚŽ ͞dŚĞǇĂƌĞǁŝƚŚƵƐĂŶĚĂůŝǀĞ͘ŶĚĚĞƐƉŝƚĞƚŚĞŝƌ hide her sons away. illness, the two are always happy and lively. ͞/ŽĨƚĞŶǁŽŶĚĞƌŝĨĂŶǇŽƚŚĞƌŵŽƚŚĞƌƐƵĨĨĞƌƐ They never complain. I can see they feel sad like me. I had three children; one died and two ƐŽŵĞĚĂǇƐďƵƚƚŚĞǇĚŽŶ͛ƚĐŽŵƉůĂŝŶ͘EŽďŽĚǇ ƐƵĨĨĞƌĨƌŽŵĂůŝĨĞͲƚŚƌĞĂƚĞŶŝŶŐĚŝƐĞĂƐĞ͘/ĐĂŶ͛ƚ ŚĂƐŚĞůƉĞĚƵƐŝŶĂŶǇǁĂǇ͘/ĨƚŚĞƌĞ͛ƐĂŶǇŽŶĞ ĞǆƉůĂŝŶƚŚĞƚŽƌƚƵƌĞ/ĨĞĞůŝŶƐŝĚĞ͘/ǁŽƌŬƚŽƚƌǇ ǁŚŽĐŽƵůĚŚĞůƉ/ǁŽƵůĚďĞŐƌĂƚĞĨƵů͘͘͘tĞũƵƐƚ and keep my two children well, all I do is for want to make their life easier and get the right ƚŚĞŵ͘dŚĞŝƌŵĞĚŝĐŝŶĞƐĐŽƐƚƵƐĂůŽƚ͘͟ help so they have a better standard of living; ƐƚŚĞďŽǇƐŚĂǀĞŶŽƚĞĞƚŚƚŚĞǇůŝǀĞŽŶĂůŝƋƵŝĚ ƚŚĂƚ͛ƐĂůůǁĞǁĂŶƚ͘͟
‘I SEE parents with their normal kids and then I see my children. I feel so bad to see them ƐƵīĞƌŝŶŐůŝŬĞƚŚŝƐ but what can I do?’
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HESE ninja-like squirrels were spotted tussling in a dramatic aerial duel. Amateur snapper Martin Docker, 47, from Isle of Dogs, east London, spotted the pair going toe-to-toe in his back garden and grabbed his camera to capture the titanic tussle. The maintenance worker grabbed his camera and captured the duo appearing to fly through the air to land roundhouse kicks, wrestling-style spear moves and judo-esque throws.
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CROW GIVES EAGLE A HEADS UP
APTURED in an incredible moment, a black crow circles an eagle and then lands on its head. The rare encounter was spotted by Greaves Henriksen in
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Tamilnadu, India. The 52-year-old amateur photographer believes the eagle was sitting close to a nest which the crow was trying to defend. Greaves, a manager at a tea garden, said, “I just couldn’t stop taking photos of this truly unusual sight. The short-toed snake eagle was perched on a branch near the nest and the crow was trying to chase him away.”
CLUMSY zebra had a little trouble crossing the dusty plains of Tanzania and fell head over heels. The male zebra was horsing around in Ngorongoro Conservation Area and galloped towards another stallion to attack, but his plans fell short as he slipped and tumbled. Wildlife photographer Julia Sundukova witnessed the embarrassing fall and caught it on camera in January 2016. She said, “On one of the days during the hot afternoon, the zebras were resting in a dusty area with no water. One male started to run like crazy, almost unpredictable, and was going to attack another one. But as it was very dry and dusty, the poor guy did a somersault and was kicked by another zebra, instead of him attacking.” Zebra stallions are especially aggressive during mating season, becoming territorial and protective of mares. The somersaulting male was lucky to not sustain a serious injury from his fall and quickly got up and ran in the opposite direction, presumably a little humiliated.
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A TEENAGER in India has broken ŚĞƌďŽŶĞƐŽǀĞƌĂϭϬϬϬƟŵĞƐ ĚƵĞƚŽĂƌĂƌĞĐŽŶĚŝƟŽŶ͘
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ABAL PARVEEN, 18, a student, from Bhagalpur, in Bihar, northern India, suffers from osteogenesis imperfecta, a rare genetic disorder which affects the bones and leaves them remarkably brittle. The severity of the disease has meant that Sabal has broken 90 percent of the bones in her body. She says, “I don’t want to call myself disabled because I have the will to be better, my brain is functioning just fine, but my problem is that I cannot move. My body lets me down. I cannot eat, walk, move, sit, or sleep on my own. My parents help me with everything. It’s a nightmare. No one can understand my frustration. Everything seems lifeless when you cannot do anything on your own.” Sabal was born normal but when she was 20 days old, doctors noticed changes in her body. Mother Ghazala Parveen, 37, a housewife, says, “She had extremely thin skin from birth but after a couple of weeks doctors told us she had very weak bones. She was given heavy doses of calcium as well as other medicines but her issues only increased with time. We watched as she slowly got worse year by year.” Ghazala nurses her oldest daughter of six girls
almost 24 hours a day – from the moment she wakes up in the morning until the last thing at night. But Sabal is a strong and refuses to be a patient. “I hate that I’m having to rely on my mother,” Sabal, who is on a high dose of pain killers daily, admits. “I want freedom like other girls my age, like my sisters. My body is like a prison. Nowadays I take happiness from little Sabal Parveen things in life. I rely on was born with small things to keep me osteogenesis entertained.” imperfecta Sabal has a cat called Pushi that she loves, and she also loves watching Bollywood movies starring Salman Khan and singing along to music videos with her sisters and friends when they visit. Sabal is also determined to do well in school and she has recently started using an assistant to write her exam sheets. “I only have hope,” Sabal says, who wants to
become a bank manager. “I have to hope that life will get better than this. My parents have taught me not to give up. They invest so much time and energy into me. I see them suffering so much because of me. I fight this battle because they fight with me. So I still work hard at school. I study a lot, but I just can’t hold a pen anymore as my fingers have broken so many times. I tell my assistant what to write and she writes it – thankfully the examiners have accepted this.” Dr Manoj Kumar Choudhary, a consultant orthopedic surgeon at Khageshwar Orthopaedic Hospital and Arthroscopy Centre, in Bihar, says, “Her condition is a very rare case and means imperfect formation of the bones. Bones in such a condition break easily and become hard to heal or fix. We cannot use plasters on such
Shaheen has spent his family’s savings – over R95 000 – on Sabal’s medical bills. And Sabal is aware her father’s business has been suffering losses over the last five years. She says, “My father saved a lot of money for the future of his daughters but he’s invested it all in my treatment. He has financial losses due to me. We used to go to expensive doctors but now we hardly see any doctors. We apply home remedies like a hot water pack every time my bones break so that we do not have to spend on hospital bills.” Ghazala gets emotional when she thinks of her daughter’s future. “Who will look after her when we’ve gone?” she asks. “Who will marry her in this condition? Her body is lifeless. I often hear her singing, she has the most beautiful voice, but what will she do with such a talent? Her life is wasted. I wish there was treatment somewhere in the world and her destiny could be different. It kills me to see her like this; every day.”
treatment in order to give her a better quality of life.” Sabal’s father, Shaheen Anwar, 47, a property dealer, carries his daughter whenever they need to leave the house. He says, “She is in pain all the time, we don’t know how she copes. Many people tell us to give up on her as she will eventually die. But how can I leave my daughter? I will be with her and fighting by her side for as long as I have breath in my body.”
THE largest number of missing children worldwide are runaways, ƚŚĞŶĨĂŵŝůǇĂďĚƵĐƟŽŶƐ͕ being lost or injured, and ŶŽŶͲĨĂŵŝůǇ ĂďĚƵĐƟŽŶƐ͘
SIPHOSIHLE MXOLISI MKWANACI Disappeared: December 2, 2016 Age: 16 Siphosihle was last seen by his brother in Etwatwa. He was wearing brown trousers and black and white sports shoes. DENEO MOTEBELE Disappeared: December, 2011 Age: 25 Deneo left her home in Meadowlands in 2011 and has not been seen since.
MARK ANTHONY MINNIE Disappeared: April 30, 2016 Age: 31 Mark last left his home in Eldorado Park and has not been seen since. He was wearing black pants and a green T-shirt.
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Sabal Parveen, 18, (centre sitting) is pictured with her family
fractures so they are very hard to heal.” Dr Manoj goes on to say that the condition is sometimes caused when a couple are close relatives – which is very common in India. Sabal’s parents are first cousins; their fathers are brothers. Dr Manoj adds, “Her body parts have started shrinking, her height does not increase and she suffers constant pain in her body. I’m afraid there is no cure for this disease but we can continue
THABISO ALBERT NHLABATHI Disappeared: January 6, 2016 Age: 20 Thabiso was last seen by his mother in Tsakane. He was wearing a black tracksuit top, Nike trousers and white sneakers.
IF you think you’ve seen any of these people, or would like to report a missing person, contact the Bureau For Missing People on (012) 393-2005, or fax (012) 393-2012. Missing people can contact the bureau to let them know they’re alive and well – even if they don’t want to get in touch with family.
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Just Wants A THIS poor reader was fooled by an opportunist who had been all talk and no trousers.
NE day I walked down a street of my neighbourhood, minding my own business, when a car passed and stopped in front of me. It was a red Golf GTI. The car was beautiful and powerful. Inside sat a man in his late 20s or early 30s. He greeted me as I passed along the vehicle, I reciprocated. He asked me where I was headed and offered me a lift home. I didn’t hesitate. The car was beautiful and the driver so yummy. In my days as a teenager that was the car! You had to have a boyfriend who drove a GTI. He drove off and took me home. We had a conversation, and he told me how beautiful he thought I was. He also said that he is very lucky to have met me. I shared his sentiment. His voice was so sweet and his hands so smooth. He kept touching me, but I did not mind. We later exchanged numbers. He promised he’d see me later then left. He called me later just to check up on me. ‘This guy is so sweet’, I remember thinking. I wanted more of him. He called again sometime later but from a private number – although I didn’t think too much about it at the time. He wanted me to see his place, I agreed. I freshened up and got ready and he called, again using a private number to tell me he was outside. We later got to his place and parked. He oddly asked me to wait for him in the car. A short while later he ran back to fetch me, and as we entered his home he said, ‘Baby this is my place, I’m a cop and this is where I will be staying for a few months’. I didn’t know he was a cop until that time. The place did not seem unusual to me. There was a TV, a bed and a small kitchen. We went to the bedroom where he started touching me, he kissed me on the neck. The feelings got very intense and we ended up having sex. After a few minutes he got dressed and ran off again, promising a return. I went
to the bathroom to freshen up and got dressed as well. I sat there for a while when an idea hit me. I opened the first bathroom drawer and it was empty. I opened the second – it was empty, too. I grew suspicious. This guy said he lived here. I quickly went to the kitchen and opened those drawers too. They were all empty – I was in panic mode. I hurried toward the door and soon realised that I was at a hotel. He actually took me to a hotel and lied to me. How could I be fooled? I looked down from the window, and there the red GTI was, waiting. The gate had not opened yet, and I ran as fast as my feet could carry me. I took the stairs and got to him just in time before the security could open for him. He rolled down the window and smiled at me, pretending nothing had happened. He drove off. It was clear he just wanted to have sex with me. I now understood why he was calling me using a private number. He did not want me to call him back after this. When he had stopped at the gate of ‘his’ flat he had actually gone to pay for the room. I couldn’t believe it. It is a lesson I will never forget.”
‘I OPENED the first bathroom drawer and it was empty. I opened the second – it was empty, too. I grew suspicious. This guy said he lived here.’
Mnandi News BY JACQUI THOMPSON
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ANT to say thank you? Got something positive to say about someone? Has a stranger done a good deed for you? Have you received outstanding service from a place or a person? We want to know about it. No kind deed should go unacknowledged. E-mail firstname.lastname@example.org or sms the word ‘Mnandi’ to 48408. Keep your message to about 50 words and include your name or pseudonym and area. ISSUES with the new version of WhatsApp and my phone sent me to the Samsung retailer in Sandton City where I was lucky enough to meet Thevashan Sumanth. He explained exactly what the problem was, something no one had been able to do until then, and told me how to fix it. Good service from him, thank you. Happy Customer, Melrose North OUR government hospitals never get much positive news, but we have had to go there for multiple treatments and have always found the staff friendly, even though they are overworked and do not get the money and equipment they need from government. I just want to say it’s not all bad there. Pauline Jacoby, Glenvista WE got lost looking for a B&B farm outside Zeerust and were helped by a ‘bakkie’ – we call it a pick-up truck – full of workers who knew the farm we needed and took us all the way there, even though it was a Friday and they were on their way home. We experienced the legendary South African hospitality. Frieda and Joachim, Stockholm, Sweden THANK YOU to Michael the car guard at Valley Shopping centre who took down the registration of the car that scraped mine when the woman pulled out of her parking bay. He tried to make her wait but she said there was no damage when actually there was. He also gave a statement so I could open a case at the police station. Jacintha M, E Cape MY car broke an axle when I hit a pothole and I couldn’t drive it. Thebe and his family stopped to help me and they stayed with the car while we went to a garage to arrange a new tyre. Thank you to these good Samaritans and please can the potholes be fixed! You can’t see them when they are full of water. Priya, Beaufort West
EATH is an unfortunate but integral part of the human lifecycle. There is no way to avoid it. While most instances of death may be rooted in tragedy some may just yet put a smile on your face. Victor Herrera de la Espriella BY ROBERT and Angela Iranzo’s passing can be prefaced with so CLUNIE many hash tags – relationship goals ought to head all others. dŚĞŝƌŵĂƚƌŝŵŽŶǇŚĂĚďĞĞŶŽŶĞŽĨůŽǀĞ͕ƚƌƵƐƚĂŶĚ ƚŚĞĐŽƵƉůĞĂƐŝŵƵůƚĂŶĞŽƵƐďƵƌŝĂůĂƚŽŶĞŽĨ ĂŐůŽǁŝŶŐůŽǇĂůƚǇƚŚĂƚŶĞǀĞƌĨĂĚĞĚŽǀĞƌĂϳϮͲǇĞĂƌ ĂƌƌĂŶƋƵŝůůĂ͛ƐĐĞŵĞƚĞƌŝĞƐ͘dŚĞŝƌǁĂŬĞĂŶĚ ƉĞƌŝŽĚ͘dŚĞǇĞǆĐŚĂŶŐĞĚƚŚĞŝƌǀŽǁƐŝŶϭϵϰϰ͕ĂƐtŽƌůĚ ƐĞƌŵŽŶĂůƐŽƚŽŽŬƉůĂĐĞŝŶƚŚĞƐĂŵĞĐŚƵƌĐŚ tĂƌ//ƌĂŐĞĚŽŶ͘/ƚƉƌŽǀĞƐƚŚĂƚůŽŶŐĞǀŝƚǇŝŶĂŵĂƌƌŝĂŐĞ ǁŚĞƌĞƚŚĞŝƌĐŽĨĨŝŶƐŚĂĚďĞĞŶůĂŝĚƐŝĚĞͲďǇͲ ŝƐĂƉŽƐƐŝďůĞĨĞĂƚ͕ĞǀĞŶŝĨƚŚĞĞǆĐĞƉƚŝŽŶĂůĐŽƵƉůĞŚĂĚ ƐŝĚĞ͘ ďĞĞŶďŽƌŶŝŶĂĚŝĨĨĞƌĞŶƚĞƌĂ͘/ƚŝƐďƵƚĂŵĂƚƚĞƌǁŚĞƌĞ Victor and Angela spent such a large portion ůŽǀĞĂŶĚƵŶĚĞƌƐƚĂŶĚŝŶŐƚƌƵŵƉƐĂĚǀĞƌƐŝƚǇ͘ ŽĨƚŚĞŝƌůŝǀĞƐƚŽŐĞƚŚĞƌʹŝƚǁĂƐŽŶůǇĨŝƚƚŝŶŐ sŝĐƚŽƌ͕ŽƌsŝƚŝĂƐŚĞǁĂƐĂĨĨĞĐƚŝŽŶĂƚĞůǇŬŶŽǁŶ͕ ƚŚĂƚƚŚĞǇĚĞƉĂƌƚĞĚƚŽŐĞƚŚĞƌ͘ ǁĂƐƋƵŝƚĞƚŚĞĨĂŵŽƵƐĨĂĐĞŝŶŚŝƐŚŽŵĞƚŽǁŶŽĨ Their granddaughter, Hellen, had been the ĂƌƌĂŶƋƵŝůůĂŝŶŶŽƌƚŚĞƌŶŽůŽŵďŝĂ͘,ĞǁĂƐĂŵĞĚŝĂ ŽŶĞƚŽďƌĞĂŬƚŚĞŶĞǁƐŽĨsŝĐƚŽƌ͛ƐĚĞĂƚŚ ŵĂŶǁŝƚŚĂƉĞŶĐŚĂŶƚĨŽƌůĂŶŐƵĂŐĞƐʹŽŶĞ ǁŚŽ ƵƐĞĚ The couple with ƚŚĞǁƌŝƚƚĞŶǁŽƌĚƚŽĐŽŵďĂƚ ĂŶĚ ƵƉůŝĨƚ ŚŝƐ ĐŽŵŵƵŶŝƚǇ their son, Joao ƚŽŶŐĞůĂ͘͞ƐƐŚĞǁĂƐŶŽƚĂďůĞƚŽƐƉĞĂŬ͕ ƐŚĞŽŶůǇƉƌĞƐƐĞĚŚĞƌŚĂŶĚ͕͟:ŽĂŽƐĂŝĚŽĨ ƚŽƚŚĞďĞƐƚŽĨŚŝƐĂďŝůŝƚǇ͘ ,Ğ ǁĂƐ Ă ƌĞǀĞƌĞĚ ũũŽƵƌŶĂůŝƐƚ͕ ŚĞƌ ƌĞĂĐƚŝŽŶ ƚŽƚŚĞŶĞǁƐ͘dŚĞƉĂŝƌƉŽǁĞƌĞĚƚŚƌŽƵŐŚ ƚĞĂĐŚĞƌ͕ƌĂĚŝŽďƌŽĂĚĐĂƐƚĞƌ Ă Ě Śŝŝ ƚ ƚŚĞ ǁĞ ŝ Ɛ ŽĨ ĂŐĞũƵƐƚƐŝǆ ŚŽƵƌƐ ůŝĨĞĚĞƐƉŝƚĞŚĂƌĚƐŚŝƉƐĂŶĚŝůůŚĞĂůƚŚ͘dŚĞŝƌďŽŶĚǁĂƐƐŽ Ŷ ĂŶ ŶĚ ĞǆƉĞƌƚŝŶƚŚĞĐŝƚǇŚĞǁĂƐ ďŽƌŶ ůĂƚĞƌ Ăƚ ͘ ŶĞ ĐĂŶĂƌŐƵĞƚŚĂƚŚŝƐ ƐƚƌŽŶŐƚŚĂƚƚŚĞǇƌĞĨƵƐĞĚƚŽƉĂƌƚĨƌŽŵŽŶĞĂŶŽƚŚĞƌĂŶĚ ƌĂŝƐĞĚŝŶ͘,ĞǁĂƐĂůƐŽĂƉŝŽŶĞĞƌ ŝŶ death owed for her to let go ƚŚĞůŽĐĂůďƌŽĂĚĐĂƐƚŝŶŐŝŶĚƵƐƚƌǇ ƐŽ ƚŚĂƚƚ ƐŚĞ ĐŽƵůĚďĞǁŝƚŚŚŝŵ ŶĞǀĞƌƐŽƵŐŚƚŚĞůƉĨƌŽŵŽƚŚĞƌƐ͕ŶŽƚĞǀĞŶƚŚĞŝƌĐŚŝůĚƌĞŶ͘ :ŽĂŽƚŚĂŶŬĞĚ'ŽĚƚŚĂƚŚŝƐƉĂƌĞŶƚƐǁĞƌĞŐŝĨƚĞĚƐŽŵĂŶǇ Ϯ ĂŶĚǁĂƐĂĐƚŝǀĞďĞƚǁĞĞŶ ϭϵϰϮ ĨŽƌ ƚŚ ŚĞ ƌĞƐƚŽĨĞƚĞƌŶŝƚǇ͘ ǇĞĂƌƐƚŽƐƉĞŶĚƚŽŐĞƚŚĞƌ͘͞dŚĞǇǁĞƌĞĂůǁĂǇƐƚŽŐĞƚŚĞƌ͕ ĂŶĚϭϵϴϬ͘ ƐŝǆͲŚŽƵƌĚŝĨĨĞƌĞŶĐĞ ĂŶĚƚŚĞǇƉĂƐƐĞĚĂǁĂǇƚŽŐĞƚŚĞƌƚŽŽ͘͟ ,ĞĂŶĚŚŝƐďĞůŽǀĞĚǁŝĨĞ͕ i their passing allowed Angela, or Lilla as she was ŬŶŽǁŶƚŽĨĂŵŝůǇĂŶĚĨƌŝĞŶĚƐ͕ had no absolute secret to ƚŚĞŝƌůŽŶŐĞǀŝƚǇŽƌĂĚĞĨŝŶŝƚŝǀĞ ƌĞĐŝƉĞƚŽƚŚĞŝƌƐĞǀĞŶͲĚĞĐĂĚĞ Angela died six hours ŵĂƌƌŝĂŐĞ͘dŚĞǇƐŝŵƉůǇůĞĚůŝĨĞ ĂŌĞƌƚŚĞĚĞĂƚŚŽĨ ƚŽŐĞƚŚĞƌĂƐĂŚĂƉƉǇĐŽƵƉůĞ͘ her husband She was a nurse who was ďŽƌŶŝŶ,ĂǀĂŶĂŝŶƵďĂ͘dŚĞ d couple had eight children and Ŷ Ŷ͘ ĂƐƚĂŐŐĞƌŝŶŐϯϮŐƌĂŶĚĐŚŝůĚƌĞŶ :ŽĂŽ,ĞƌƌĞƌĂŝƐ͕ŝŶĂůůůŝŬĞůŝŚŽŽĚ͕ ŽŶĞŽĨƚŚĞŝƌŵŽƌĞĨĂŵĞĚ ŽĨĨƐƉƌŝŶŐĂƐŚĞŝƐƚŚĞŵĂǇŽƌŽĨ ƚŚĞŶĞĂƌďǇĐŝƚǇŽĨ^ŽůĞĚĂĚ͘ sŝĐƚŽƌĚŝĞĚŽŶ&ĞďƌƵĂƌǇϭϳŽĨ ĂŚĞĂƌƚĂƚƚĂĐŬĂƚƚŚĞƌŝƉĞŽůĚ ĂŐĞŽĨϭϬϲ͘ŶŐĞůĂƐƵĐĐƵŵďĞĚ
d, ŝƐ ĂŶ ĂƐƉĞĐƚ ŽĨ ůŝĨĞ ƚŚĂƚ ƐŽ ŽŌĞŶ does part, but Victor and Angela entered ƚŚĞ ĂŌĞƌůŝĨĞ ũŽŝŶƚůǇ ĂŌĞƌ ĚĞĐĂĚĞƐ ƚŽŐĞƚŚĞƌ͘
‘THEIR matrimony had been one of love, trust and a glowing loyalty that never faded over a 72 year period.’
Their wakes were held together
REAL LIFE CHRISTIAN GREY! BY ALEX J COYNE PICS MAGAZINE FEATURES
SHOCKING images ŽĨĐĂƌǀŝŶŐŚŝƐŝŶŝƟĂůƐ with a scalpel into his lover’s inner thigh have been found on his phone.
HE discovery comes after the trial of millionaire Itallian property broker Alexander Boettcher, who was jailed last year after he seduced an intelligent and beautiful student with kinky sex and forced her to throw acid into the faces of her former lovers to ‘purify’ her. The court heard how he insisted on being called ‘The King’ during sado-masochistic sex games, and transformed ‘serene’ Martina Levato into his sex slave who obeyed his every order just a year after meeting him. Boettcher, 30, who at the time was married, exercised such control over the submissive Levato, 23, that she had even allowed him to carve his initial into her cheek with a scalpel to prove her ‘eternal devotion’. His affairs happened despite the fact he was married to Croatian model Gorana Boettcher Bulog, and he would frequent the elite Milan club scene with large sums of cash when he was not working out in the gym. When he was arrested his iPhone was seized, but it had been locked and prosecutors failed to get access to it until they were offered assistance by an Israeli firm that had developed a software which managed to unlock the device. Police in Italy said they had been examining the phone for two years ever since it was seized, but without the PIN and the co-operation of Apple, were unable to see the contents. The shocking footage included the image of him carving the letter on her inner thigh with the scalpel, and also images of her drinking his urine. In another photo he holds a chicken, which it looks as if he’s killing, and another photo shows him with blood on his body. Also found were recordings of conversations with Martina and other girls, as well as explicit sex videos of him together with Martina and other young women. In one of the conversations, he said that he needed to put his mark on Martina’s skin because ‘The King has to mark his cattle’. It was only when the couple began
to carry out attacks on her former lovers in order to ‘purify’ Levato that anyone outside of her immediate circle realised the terrifying extent of what she would do for him. They were only stopped after they ambushed Levato’s ex-boyfriend Pietro Barbini, her school sweetheart, and hurled hydrochloric acid in his face and hit him with a hammer. He had tried to warn her to leave Boettcher when he suggested a threesome and sent Barbini sick porn videos of her, but she had ignored him. Barbini, a student from Northeastern University, in Boston in the United States, had 10 skin grafts and operations to rebuild his eyelid and nose after the attack. Other victims included men she had simply kissed. Psychologists labelled Boettcher, 30, a sadistic control freak who habitually belittled economics student Levato, called her ‘ugly’ and ordered her to lose weight. Police found BDSM equipment akin to Grey’s dungeon at his home, including whips, handcuffs and chloroform as well as combat knives, acid and a scalpel. The intelligent brunette, the daughter of two maths teachers, first met handsome stock exchange broker Boettcher in 2013 at a Latin dancing nightclub. She had already completed an economics degree at Milan’s Catholic University, and was by then studying for her MBA at the Bocconi, Italy’s top university. After discovering Levato had slept with other men to make him jealous, married Boettcher came up with a plan to ‘purify’ his lover – by erasing the faces of her former conquests with acid.
‘HE said that he needed to put his ŵĂƌŬ ŽŶ DĂƌƟŶĂ͛Ɛ skin because “The King has to mark ŚŝƐ ĐĂƩůĞ͛͘͟
He was a 30-year-old property broker; she was a 23-year-old economics student
Verdict BY WALTON GOLIGHTLY
STABBED 17 TIMES
He had his initial carved into Martina’s thigh
Levato’s broken-hearted father later said his hardworking and studious daughter had changed overnight after getting together with Boettcher. Sentencing the couple to 14 years for the attack on Mr Barbini, Judge Giuseppe Gennari noted, “I have had to deal with criminals of every level and category, mafia (Ndràngheta), armed robbers, terrorists ready to kill unarmed people, professional killers… But I have never felt a sense of danger so intense. There is a vacuum in your soul which forces you to act with absolute contempt for the fundamental values common to the human species. When, because of an obsession with possession and control over another person, you are willing to inflict enormous harm, remaining indifferent to others’ suffering... anything is possible.” Boettcher denied all responsibility, saying Levato had planned everything – and her obsession with him continued, because she backed up his claim. Her blind obsession with him meant that when her baby boy Achille was born, he was immediately taken away from her and judges have said the baby can be put up for adoption. The prosecutor noted, given the circumstances of the baby’s conception: “It would be better for the child never to know who his parents are.”
A CASE with an unusual alibi ĂŶĚ ƐƚƌĂŶŐĞ ĞǆƉůĂŶĂƟŽŶ͘
ACKIE SESTON, 14, was found stabbed to death in the home she shared with her older sister, Gillian, in Peterborough, Northamptonshire, on October 2, 1973. Her top was yanked up, her skirt in disarray and her tights and underwear around her ankles. It was later determined she had died at about 14h00. There was no evidence of a forced entry. Jackie was not known to have a boyfriend. But her sister did – 23-year-old Albert Taylor. When a taxi driver confirmed he had dropped off Taylor at the house just before 14h00, police brought the young man in for questioning. Taylor said he had gone to tell Gillian about a job interview – and had found Jackie’s body. Instead of calling the authorities, he panicked and ran. Later, he met Gillian at a local technical college. They had coffee – but Taylor did not tell her Jackie was dead! Gillian then went off to attend another class. Blood found on Taylor’s overcoat matched Jackie’s blood type. Semen was found in Jackie’s vagina, but not on her underwear, as would have been the case had she had sex before getting dressed. There were also seminal stains on Taylor’s trousers, shirt and overcoat. In the days before modern DNA tests, that was as far as the forensics scientists could go – but it was enough to see Taylor charged with the rape and murder of Jackie Seston. Taylor’s alibi was that he had been at Peterborough railway station buying a newspaper at 13h15, and then he went for his interview, which lasted 15 minutes. He said he knew the time he had been at the station because of the peculiar ticking of the station clock. The prosecution, however, produced evidence to show that the clock was electric and did not make a sound. After being sentenced to life imprisonment, Taylor complained about the police handling of the case. Detective Chief Superintendent Peter Crust was appointed to re-investigate the case. Incredibly, he was able to trace the clock Taylor had referred to. It had been removed when the station was refurbished, but it did have a ‘strange’ tick and would have been there in October 1973. Taylor’s explanation for his strange behaviour after finding Jackie’s body remained lame. As a child, he said, he had seen a cyclist killed under a bus. Since then he had been unable to stand the sight of blood. So unsettled by finding Jackie, he had not told Gillian about it because he thought he had imagined the whole thing. Despite this, Taylor’s conviction was overturned in April 1979 after he had served five years of his sentence.
A judge said out of all the criminals he’d dealt with, Boettcher was one of the most dangerous
Horoscope BY WILLIAM SMITH
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GEMINI: May 21 – Jun 21 Your Week:ŶƟĐŝƉĂƚĞƐĂƟƐĨĂĐƟŽŶĂŶĚ success if you are arranging an interview or ŵĞĞƟŶŐ͕ŽƌŽƌŐĂŶŝƐŝŶŐĂŶŝŵƉŽƌƚĂŶƚƚƌŝƉ͘ Make the utmost use of all forms of contact for the more you announce yourself the more good responses you will get. Taken: Make the most of a great round for ƉƵƫŶŐǇŽƵƌůŽǀĞůŝĨĞŝŶŐŽŽĚŽƌĚĞƌ͘ Single: Someone adores you and is sending you a message which is loud and clear.
CANCER: Jun 22 – 23 Jul Your Week:zŽƵĂŶĚǇŽƵƌůŽǀĞĚŽŶĞƐƐŚŽƵůĚ ŶŽǁƚĂŬĞƐƚŽĐŬŽĨĨĂŵŝůǇĐŽŶĚŝƟŽŶƐĂŶĚ map out new plans for improving vital areas ŽĨĚŽŵĞƐƟĐŝƚǇ͘KƌŐĂŶŝƐĞĂďƌĂŝŶͲƐƚŽƌŵŝŶŐ session. Discuss what is expected of ĞǀĞƌǇŽŶĞƚŽŐĞƚŚŽŵĞůŝĨĞŽŶĂďĞƩĞƌďĂƐŝƐ͘ Taken:zŽƵĂŶĚǇŽƵƌƉĂƌƚŶĞƌŶŽǁŐĞƚĂůŽŶŐ well. Make new plans for the future. Single: zŽƵƌƉŽǁĞƌĨƵůǇĞĂƌŶŝŶŐĨŽƌĂīĞĐƟŽŶ ĂŶĚĂĚŽƌĂƟŽŶĐŽƵůĚďĞĨƵůĮůůĞĚ͘
LEO: Jul 24 – Aug 23 Your Week:ĚĚĞĚŝŶĐĞŶƟǀĞƐĂŶĚŐƌĞĂƚĞƌ ŽƉƉŽƌƚƵŶŝƟĞƐďůĞŶĚǀĞƌǇǁĞůů͘zŽƵƌ ĞŶƚŚƵƐŝĂƐƟĐŵĂŶŶĞƌǁŝůůŐĂƌŶĞƌƐƉůĞŶĚŝĚ ƌĞǁĂƌĚƐŝĨǇŽƵĂƌĞĂƐƉŽƌƟŶŐƉĞƌƐŽŶŽƌ ĂŶĂƌƟƐƟĐƚǇƉĞ͘^ƉĞĐƵůĂƟŽŶĐŽƵůĚƉĂǇŽī providing your gamble is carefully calculated. Taken:zŽƵǁŝůůĞŶũŽǇƌŽŵĂŶĐĞĂƚƚŚŝƐƟŵĞ͘ dŽŐĞƚŚĞƌŶĞƐƐŝƐůĂƌŐĞůǇĨƵůĮůůŝŶŐ͘ Single: This round enlivens your social life. A new romance seems possible. VIRGO: Aug 24 – Sep 22 Your Week:/ƚŝƐƟŵĞƚŽƐƚŽƉǇŽƵƌƐĞůĨ from slipping back into the old habits and ŐƌŽŽǀĞƐʹƟŵĞƚŽĨƌĞĞǇŽƵƌƐĞůĨĨƌŽŵďŽƌŝŶŐ ƌŽƵƟŶĞƐĂŶĚƚŽĂĚĚĂƐƉůĂƐŚŽĨĞǆĐŝƚĞŵĞŶƚ ƚŽǇŽƵƌĞǆŝƐƚĞŶĐĞ͘hƐĞǇŽƵƌŝŵĂŐŝŶĂƟŽŶʹůĞƚ ŝŶƐƉŝƌĂƟŽŶĐŽŵĞŇŽǁŝŶŐĨŽƌƚŚ͘ Taken: Invest faith in your mate. It is up to you to create a loving atmosphere. Single:zŽƵƌƐƵĐĐĞƐƐŝŶƌĞůĂƟŶŐĚĞƉĞŶĚƐŽŶ how strongly you show your feelings.
LIBRA:^ĞƉϮϯʹKĐƚϮϮ Your Week: dĂŬĞƚŚĞŝŶŝƟĂƟǀĞǁŚŝůĞǇŽƵƌ ŵĞŶƚĂůĨĂĐƵůƟĞƐĂƌĞŝŶŐŽŽĚƐŚĂƉĞ͘'Ğƚ ƐƚĂƌƚĞĚŽŶĂŶǇŶĞǁƉƌŽũĞĐƚƐƚŚĂƚǇŽƵ ŚĂǀĞŝŶŵŝŶĚ͘ŽŶǀĞƌƐĂƟŽŶƐǁŝƚŚůŝŬĞͲ ŵŝŶĚĞĚƉĞŽƉůĞƉƌŽǀĞƐƟŵƵůĂƟŶŐʹŵĞŶƚĂů ŝŶƚĞƌĂĐƟŽŶƐƉĂƌŬŝŶŐŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůĂŶĚŝŶŶŽǀĂƟǀĞ ideas. Taken:zŽƵƐŚŽƵůĚŶŽǁďĞƐŚĂƌŝŶŐĂƌŝĐŚĂŶĚ deep love with your one-and-only. Single:ŶũŽǇƉůĞĂƐĂŶƚƐŽĐŝĂůŝƐŝŶŐ͘zŽƵǁŝůů ŵĞĞƚƐŽŵĞǀĞƌǇŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐƉĞŽƉůĞ͘ SCORPIO: KĐƚϮϯʹEŽǀϮϮ Your Week: A development of special ƐŝŐŶŝĮĐĂŶĐĞŝƐŝŶĚŝĐĂƚĞĚʹĂŶĚŝƚĐŽƵůĚ change your thinking to quite some degree. dŚĞƌĞĂƌĞŝŵƉŽƌƚĂŶƚůĞƐƐŽŶƐƚŽůĞĂƌŶ͕ƐŽŵĞ ŽĨƚŚĞŵŚĂƌŬŝŶŐďĂĐŬƚŽƉĂƐƚĞǆƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞƐ͕ ĂŶĚŶĞǁŵŽƟǀĂƟŽŶƐĐŽŵŝŶŐƚŽůŝŐŚƚ͘ Taken: A heart-to-heart talk with your mate ŽƵŐŚƚƚŽƐŽƌƚŽƵƚĂŶǇĚŝīĞƌĞŶĐĞƐ͘ Single:^ŽĂƌŝŶŐƐĞůĨͲĐŽŶĮĚĞŶĐĞĂŶĚĞǆƚƌĂ energy serves to boost your prospects.
SAGITTARIUS:EŽǀϮϯʹĞĐϮϭ Your Week: Look for good progress in whatever you apply yourself to at this point and all the more so if it is related to future aims and hopes. Map out fresh plans and launch them without delay. Keep busy and you will get quick and sound results. Taken: Let common sense prevail in love. Do ŶŽƚŚŝŶŐƚŽƵŶƐĞƩůĞǇŽƵƌƚǁŽƐŽŵĞ͘ Single:zŽƵǁŝůůďĞĂĚŵŝƌĞĚĂŶĚĂƉƉƌĞĐŝĂƚĞĚ ŝĨǇŽƵĂƌĞƉŽƐŝƟǀĞĂŶĚŽƵƚŐŽŝŶŐ͘ CAPRICORN: Dec 22 – Jan 20 Your Week:dŚŝƐŽƵŐŚƚƚŽďĞĂĮŶĞƌŽƵŶĚ for launching out expansively in business or ĨŽƌƚĂŬŝŶŐĂƐƚĞƉƵƉŝŶǇŽƵƌĐĂƌĞĞƌ͘zŽƵĐĂŶ ƉƌŽďĂďůǇĐŽƵŶƚŽŶŐĞƫŶŐƐƚƌŽŶŐƐƵƉƉŽƌƚ ĨƌŽŵĂŶŝŶŇƵĞŶƟĂůƐŽƵƌĐĞ͘ŶĞǁƉŽƐƚĐŽƵůĚ be procured if out of work. Taken: Plans for the future should now be discussed if you are happily in love. Single:,ŽƉĞƐĐĂŶďĞĨƵůĮůůĞĚ͘>ŝĨĞďĞĐŽŵĞƐ promising if you are heart-free. AQUARIUS: Jan 21 – Feb 19 Your Week:EĞǁƐĨƌŽŵŽƌĂďŽƵƚĨƌŝĞŶĚƐ ƉƌŽǀĞƐŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ͘hŶĞǆƉĞĐƚĞĚŝŶǀŝƚĂƟŽŶƐ ďƌŝŶŐƉůĞĂƐƵƌĞ͘'ƌŽƵƉĂĐƟǀŝƟĞƐǁŝůůŐŝǀĞǇŽƵ ƉůĞĂƐƵƌĞ͘'ĞƚŽƵƚĂŶĚĂďŽƵƚŝŶŽƌĚĞƌƚŽĮŶĚ fresh interests. Chances are that you will pull ŽīƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐŝŵƉƌĞƐƐŝǀĞ͘ Taken:ĞĂŵŽƌĞŝŶŶŽǀĂƟǀĞůŽǀĞƌŝĨǇŽƵ want your romance to be an adventure. Single:zŽƵǁŝůůƐŽŽŶĞŶŽƵŐŚƌĞĂƉƚŚĞ ďĞŶĞĮƚƐŽĨĂƉŽƐŝƟǀĞĂŶĚŚĂƉƉǇŽƵƚůŽŽŬ͘
PISCES: Feb 20 – Mar 20. Your Week:^ĞĞŬƐƉŝƌŝƚƵĂůƵƉůŝŌŵĞŶƚĂƐŝƚ ǁŝůůĞŶĂďůĞǇŽƵƚŽĚĞǀĞůŽƉĂďĞƩĞƌĂŶĚŵŽƌĞ ĐŽŶƚĞŶƚĞĚůŝĨĞƐƚǇůĞ͘zŽƵĂƌĞƵŶůŝŬĞůǇƚŽŵĞĞƚ with any obstacles that you cannot conquer when you are freshly imbued with that ŚĞĂǀĞŶͲƐĞŶƚƐĞůĨͲĐŽŶĮĚĞŶĐĞ͘ Taken: zŽƵƌƉĂƌƚŶĞƌƐŚŝƉŝŵƉƌŽǀĞƐ͘ŶũŽǇ peace of mind and freedom from worry. Single: >ĞƚǇŽƵƌŽƵƚůŽŽŬďĞƉŽƐŝƟǀĞĂŶĚ ŚĂƉƉǇ͘zŽƵĐĂŶƐƵĐĐĞĞĚŝŶĮŶĚŝŶŐůŽǀĞ͘ facebook.com/peoplemagsa
Dear people ,/ĞǀĞƌǇďŽĚǇ͊^ĞŶĚŽŶůǇŽŶĞƉŝĐƚŽ ĚĞĂƌƉĞŽƉůĞΛĐĂǆƚŽŶ͘ĐŽ͘ǌĂǁŝƚŚǇŽƵƌŶĂŵĞĂŶĚĂ ĐĂƉƟŽŶ͕ĂŶĚƉƵƚƚŚĞƉŚŽƚŽĐĂƚĞŐŽƌǇŝŶƚŚĞƐƵďũĞĐƚůŝŶĞ͘
DǇŐŽůĚĞŶďŽǇ͘>ŽǀĞǇŽƵ ƐŽŵƵĐŚ͘Nobuhle Gabela
^ŽŵĞůŽŶŐͲůŽƐƚŵŽƚŚĞƌͬĚĂƵŐŚƚĞƌůŽǀĞ͘DŽŵ͕ /ůŽǀĞǇŽƵĂŶĚŵŝƐƐĞĚǇŽƵƐŽŵƵĐŚ͘DǇŝĚŽů͘ Michelle McEwan <ƵŚůĞ͕ŵǇŶƵŶƵďĞƌƌǇ͘ Modiehi Molisane
DǇďĞĂƵƚŝĨƵůĨĂŵŝůǇ Ferrial Cummings
dŚŝƐŝƐŵĞĂŶĚŵǇďĞĂƵƚŝĨƵůǁŝĨĞ͕ ZŽǆĂŶŶ͕ĂŶĚŵǇƚǁŽĂŵĂǌŝŶŐ ƐŽŶƐ͕ZǇůĂŶĂŶĚDĂƌŬĞůů͘ Marvin Balgobind
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Strange But True BY ROBERT CLUNIE
Sources: livestrong.com, slightlywarped.com, alanarnette.com
T is truly a strange, strange world we live in. The realm of religion sees to many an odd tale where salvation seemingly comes in unconventional forms. We often see holy men, steadfast in their conviction, come up, or are bestowed, with a bizarre means of cleansing their flock. If it’s not spraying their congregants with insecticide or force-feeding them household cleaner, then there is a man out there in possession of a smartphone with God on speed-dial. Pastor Paul Sanyangore from Harare claims that he can directly communicate with God from within Kingstones House Church. A contact in his phonebook, simply named ‘God’, tells us that the Almighty’s number is +263773588813. “I have a direct channel, actually I have His number and I can call Him when need rises,” Pastor Paul said. He live-streamed a call to heaven to prove his claim. He obviously has his critics. One person rationally called him out by saying that any person imaginable could be on the other side of the line. He responded with rather clever rhetoric. “It is possible to talk to God, why would you doubt that I got a call from Him? I actually have a direct line which I can call Him and get instructions on how to proceed. I got this when I was praying and I heard a voice telling me to call direct. I got instructions on the phone on what to do or say and that is what happened on [Sunday]. If the heavens spoke to Abraham, why not us? You are of little faith and people will always have doubts while others are now people say whatever they want, some might feel it is a nt and it is all fine. We don’t do things for publicity, what will om that?” He now looks to launch a televised service which nts to call ‘Heaven Online’.
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JEFFREYS BAY in the Eastern Cape is but a sleepy tourist village with one of the best surf breaks on the planet. Little news ever comes out of the town aside from the results of major surfing competitions. Late February was an exception, however. Rick Erasmus, the town’s now probable cowboy, looked for a way to put a trot in the step of shoppers at a local supermarket. He wanted a reaction – maybe too, a choppie and a boerie for his braai that evening. Rick nonchalantly rode his horse, Warrior, into the store to pick up the day’s groceries. He obviously left a couple of folks stunned, others confused and some rather angry ͵ like the store manager. “I did it for kicks. People were looking for some sensation, so I gave it to them and warmed them up. At least he had manners and he did not mess in the store.” Earlier that day he looked to buy some drinks at a bar and a bottle store without having to leave the saddle. He carefully steered his steed down the aisles, and his trip lasted no more than five minutes, with him managing to grab himself what looked like a cold drink to enjoy on horseback before he got shown out the door.
Did You Know? MOUNT EVEREST, at 8 848 metres above sea level, is the highest peak on the planet. The mountain has been summited over 7 600 times. A total of 286 known deaths (3.7 percent of aspiring climbers) have occurred on its slopes. Around 25 percent of these climbers perished on their descent.
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T may seem a little odd fixing your home just to sell it, but Ellen DeGeneres, Jennifer Aniston and Diane Keaton are proof that you can make a massive profit on the sale of your home just by making a few renovations before putting it on the market. “Quantifying the cost of what renovations might add to your home is not an exact science. However, homes which are in poor con iti n n r v r t inevitably lead buyers to feel renovations are unavoidable, leaving them no choice but to subtract the costs from the asking price,” says Mike Greeff, CEO of Greeff Properties. “Apart from achieving your asking price, you also want the sale to happen as soon as possible, since having a property on the market for extended periods of time is likely to Diane result in a drop in value Keaton as sellers get increasingly desperate and buyers more r u s c. s s are largely attributed to a winning combination of correct pricing and appeal.” Mike says it helps to hire a home stager – someone who will style or stage your home with rented furniture and objects d’art, with the specific purpose of increasing its appeal to potential buyers. A clean spacious area makes it easier for buyers to imagine their own furniture in the room. Clear away clutter, and, if possible, remove a piece or two of furniture from cramped rooms – creating the illusion of space. A functioning fireplace adds emotional appeal, so lay fresh firewood or pine cones in the grate to prompt potential buyers to visualise a cosy scene. Alternatively, you can retro-fit a gas fireplace. Replace old light fittings and never leave naked bulbs on
Mike Greeff, CEO of Greeff Properties
display as they create a depressing aura of neglect. Loose or creaky timber floors can be an indication of a faulty or dropped sub-floor structure. “An attractive garden almost always gets a potential buyer through the front door. Don’t let your garden be an afterthought. Budget for it and allow some time, or you’ll find yourself spending a fortune at the nursery in the rush up to a show
tips from spas that offer a luxurious ambience to create a spa-like feel in your bathroom. “Avoid clutter on the bathroom surfaces – pack away cosmetics and lotions. Opt for attractive soap and shampoo dispensers and consider bath gels in stylish containers. Display fluffy towels in neatly-folded piles or roll them up and stack in a basket. Meticulous cleanliness is a not ne otiable. Surfaces should gleam d the room should smell fresh try invigorating fragrances like mongrass, mint or green tea. ooring is all-important too ͵ ining popularity in bathrooms a quartz carpet that can be sed anywhere in the house due its hard-wearing nature and w maintenance. ebble mosaics look attractive nd feel comfortable underfoot, s does vinyl, while ceramic iles remain a popular and costffective option (neutral colours re most appealing).” Ellen Jennifer DeGeneres ike explains buyers almost Aniston lways look carefully at the day. Fix any damp marks on ceilings as they are . indications of roof leaks. Remove dated and soiled “An open-plan kitchen remains the most appealing, fixtures like awnings and bin old, rusty or broken but a separate scullery and walk-in pantry are also garden furniture. Keep gutters clear of leaves and both very sought after. If you prefer the kitchen as ensure that down pipes are unblocked. External a separate room, consider enlarging the space to walls, doors and windows must be regularly include a breakfast nook or farm-style table for relaxed maintained – cracks and wood treated. A new entertaining. Keep colours neutral from counters to coat of paint is essential (opt for neutral tones to appliances – neaten the space up by removing all maximise universal appeal),” Michael continues. fridge magnets and notes. Add a kitchen herb garden Sellers should consider renovating the most on a window sill to add freshness to your kitchen important rooms in a house, as many homes atmosphere,” he says. are sold on the strength of their bathrooms and Value-adders like green or energy-saving features to a kitchens. A popular trend in bathrooms, says Mike, home are clearly a good bet. Sound investments include is having them integrated into the master bedroom solar panels, gas hobs, effective insulation, boreholes, living space, while toilets are kept separate. When well-points, rain tanks and roof lanterns for natural air it comes to finishing touches, most sellers can take flow and cooling.
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ŵŝůůŝŽŶƐŚĂƐďĞĞŶŶŽƚŚŝŶŐďƵƚĂũŽǇ͕ĂŶĚĞǀĞƌǇŽŶĞŚĂƐďĞĞŶĂƉůĞĂƐƵƌĞƚŽ ǁŽƌŬǁŝƚŚďƵƚŵǇƐŽƵůǁŽŶ͛ƚĂůůŽǁŵĞƚŽďĞŝŶďƵƐŝŶĞƐƐǁŝƚŚĐŽƌƉŽƌĂƟŽŶƐ ƚŚĂƚĂƩĞŵƉƚƚŽĨƌŽǁŶŽŶĨƌĞĞĚŽŵŽĨƐƉĞĞĐŚ͕ĐĞŶƐŽƌĂƌƟƐƚƐ͕ĂŶĚƋƵĞƐƟŽŶ cultural choices.” Despite this, TyraŝƐĞĐƐƚĂƟĐƚŽũŽŝŶƚŚĞƐŚŽǁĂŶĚƚĂŬĞ ŽŶƚŚĞƌŽůĞĂƐĞŵĐĞĞ͘͞/ůŽǀĞŚŽǁAGTďƌŝŶŐƐƚŚĂƚĨĞĞůŝŶŐŝŶƚŽĞǀĞƌǇŽŶĞ͛Ɛ home, capturing the best of people who come out and give it their all to ŵĂŬĞƚŚŽƐĞďŝŐ͕ĮĞƌĐĞĂŶĚŽƵƚƌĂŐĞŽƵƐĚƌĞĂŵƐĐŽŵĞƚƌƵĞ͕͟ƐŚĞƐĂŝĚ͘͞/ůŽŽŬ ĨŽƌǁĂƌĚƚŽĐŽŶŶĞĐƟŶŐǁŝƚŚƚŚĞĚƌĞĂŵĞƌƐ͕ŚĂǀŝŶŐĨƵŶĂŶĚŐŝǀŝŶŐŚƵŐƐĂŶĚ words of encouragement when needed.” Tyra will take the stage alongside ,ŽǁŝĞDĂŶĚĞů, DĞů, ,ĞŝĚŝ<ůƵŵ and ^ŝŵŽŶŽǁĞůů, all of whom are also set to return for the upcoming season.
Kardashians Close NY Dash Store
Kanye Vs Kylie: The Beauty Battle Begins!
ĂŐŽ͕ǁŚĞŶƚŚĞĮƌƐƚƐĞĂƐŽŶŽĨ Keeping Up With The KardashiansĮƌƐƚŚŝƚŽƵƌ K screens, Kim, Kourtney and <ŚůŽĠ put a lot Ž ŽĨ ƟŵĞĂŶĚĞīŽƌƚŝŶƚŽƚŚĞŝƌĮƌƐƚĂƐŚƐƚŽƌĞ in Los Angeles. Since then, the trio opened stores in both New York and Miami and have b been thriving ever since. However, with ƚŚĞŝƌ ďƵƐǇƐĐŚĞĚƵůĞ͕ƚŚĞƚƌŝŽŚĂǀĞŶ͛ƚďĞĞŶ ĂďůĞ ƚŽƉƵƚŝŶĂƐŵƵĐŚƟŵĞĂƐƚŚĞǇǁŽƵůĚ Ś ŚĂǀĞ ůŝŬĞĚŝŶƚŽƚŚĞǀĞŶƚƵƌĞĂŶĚŝƚ͛ƐƚĂŬĞŶĂ toll on the products being sold. On a recent episode of the show, KourtneyĐƌŝƟĐŝƐĞĚ ƚŚ ƚŚĞ ŵĞƌĐŚĂŶĚŝƐĞƐĂǇŝŶŐ͕͞/ƚ͛Ɛ͚ƐŽϮϬϬϵ͘/ ĚŽŶ͛ƚ ĞǀĞŶŚĂǀĞƚŚĞǁŽƌĚƐƚŽĞǆƉůĂŝŶ͘͟Kim ĂŐƌĞĞĚ͕ĂĚĚŝŶŐƚŚĞǇƐŚŽƵůĚƚŚŝŶŬŽĨƐĞůůŝŶŐ ƚŚ ŚĞ ƐƚŽƌĞƐ͘͞dŚĞƌĞŝƐŶŽǁĂǇƚŽƐĂůǀĂŐĞĂŶǇ ŽĨ ƚŚŝƐ͖ŝƚ͛ƐŚŽƌƌŝďůĞ͕͟ƐŚĞƐĂǇƐ͘͞dŚĞƐƚŽƌĞ ŝƐƐ ƌĞĂůůǇƉĂƐƚƉƵƫŶŐĂŶǇŵŽŶĞǇŝŶƚŽŝƚ͘͟ ,ŽǁĞǀĞƌ͕ďĞĐĂƵƐĞŽĨƚŚĞƐĞŶƟŵĞŶƚĂůǀĂůƵĞ th he stores have, the girls decided to close th he New York store and keep the LA and D DŝĂŵŝŽŶĞƐŽƉĞŶĨŽƌƚŚĞƟŵĞďĞŝŶŐ͘dŚĞ ƐƚƚŽƌĞƐ͛ǇĞĂƌůǇƌĞŶƚĂůĨĞĞŽĨŽǀĞƌZϭϯͲŵŝůůŝŽŶ ǁ ǁĂƐ Ă ŵĂũŽƌĨĂĐƚŽƌĨŽƌƚŚĞĐůŽƐŝŶŐŽĨƚŚĞEz ďƌĂŶĐŚ͘hŶĨŽƌƚƵŶĂƚĞůǇ͕ƚŚĞǁĂǇƚŚŝŶŐƐĂƌĞ going, the Miami and LA branches could so oon follow suit.
KANYE WEST is an incredible entrepreneur. Not ŽŶůǇ ŝƐ ŚŝƐ ŵƵƐŝĐ ĐĂƌĞĞƌ ƐŽĂƌŝŶŐ͕ ďƵƚ ŚŝƐ ĨĂƐŚŝŽŶ ůŝŶĞŚĂƐĂůƐŽŐƌŽǁŶƚƌĞŵĞŶĚŽƵƐůǇŽǀĞƌƚŚĞ ǇĞĂƌƐ͘ƐĞŶƚƌĞƉƌĞŶĞƵƌƐĚŽ͕KanyeŝƐĐŽŶƟŶƵĂůůǇ looking for that next step in his career and, ŵƵĐŚƚŽƚŚĞĚŝƐŵĂǇŽĨƐŝƐƚĞƌͲŝŶͲůĂǁ<ĞŶĚĂůů Jenner͕ŚĞ͛ƐůŽŽŬŝŶŐƚŽŐĞƚŝŶƚŽƚŚĞďĞĂƵƚǇ market. KanyeŝƐƐĞƚƚŽůĂƵŶĐŚĂĐŽƐŵĞƟĐƐ ůŝŶĞŶĂŵĞĚĂŌĞƌŚŝƐůĂƚĞŵŽƚŚĞƌ͕ŽŶĚĂ͕ĂŶĚ <ǇůŝĞĐĂŶ͛ƚďĞůŝĞǀĞƚŚĞƌĂƉƉĞƌŝƐůŽŽŬŝŶŐƚŽŐĞƚ ŝŶƚŽĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶǁŝƚŚŚĞƌǁŝůĚůǇƉŽƉƵůĂƌůŝƉ ŬŝƚƐ͘͞^ŚĞĨƌĞĂŬĞĚŽƵƚǁŚĞŶƐŚĞŚĞĂƌĚ͕͟ƐĂǇƐ an insider. Kanye, however, sees this step as ĂƐƉŽƚŽĨƌĞǀĞŶŐĞĂŌĞƌ<ǇůŝĞ signed up as the ĨĂĐĞŽĨWƵŵĂ͕ĂĚŝƌĞĐƚĐŽŵƉĞƟƚŽƌŽĨŚŝƐzĞĞǌǇ ůŝŶĞǁŝƚŚĚŝĚĂƐ͘͞dŚŝƐŝƐŚŝƐǁĂǇŽĨĞǀĞŶŝŶŐ ƚŚĞƐĐŽƌĞ͕͟ƚŚĞƐŽƵƌĐĞƐĂǇƐ͘͞dŚĞǇ͛ǀĞďĂƐŝĐĂůůǇ stopped talking to each other. <ǇůŝĞ thinks KanyeŝƐĂĐŽŶƚƌŽůͲĨƌĞĂŬŵĂĚŵĂŶ͕ĂŶĚŚĞƚŚŝŶŬƐ ƐŚĞ͛ƐĂƐƉŽŝůĞĚďƌĂƚ͘͟EĂƚƵƌĂůůǇ͕ďŽƚŚƐƚĂƌƐĂƌĞ complaining to Kim about the other and Kim ‘is ďĞƐŝĚĞŚĞƌƐĞůĨŽǀĞƌƚŚĞĨƌŝĐƟŽŶ͛͘KŶƚŚĞŽŶĞŚĂŶĚ͕ƐŚĞƚŚŝŶŬƐƚŚĞĨĞƵĚŝƐƐŝůůǇĂŶĚƚŚĂƚƚŚĞĨĂŵŝůǇƐŚŽƵůĚďĞƐƵƉƉŽƌƟŶŐĞĂĐŚ ŽƚŚĞƌ͛ƐƉƌŽũĞĐƚƐ͕ďƵƚŽŶƚŚĞŽƚŚĞƌŚĂŶĚ͕ƐŚĞǁĂŶƚƐƚŽƐƵƉƉŽƌƚŚĞƌŚƵƐďĂŶĚ͘ůƚŚŽƵŐŚ<ǇůŝĞ is her sister, Kim is building a life with KanyeĂŶĚƚŚĞŶĞǁƌĂŶŐĞĐŽƵůĚďƌŝŶŐĂǁŚŽůĞůŽƚŽĨŵŽŶĞǇŝŶʹŝƚ͛ƐĂƐŵĂƌƚďƵƐŝŶĞƐƐĚĞĐŝƐŝŽŶ͘
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THINGS get heated when Peter lies to Amina about a trip he embarks on, while Yande and Mendeecees ĮŶĂůůǇƐĞƚĂǁĞĚĚŝŶŐĚĂƚĞ͘Cisco also takes a trip down ŵĞŵŽƌǇůĂŶĞĂŶĚĚŝŐƐĚĞĞƉŝŶƚŽŚŝƐƉĂƐƚ͘
>Z/dzƐƚǇůŝƐƚJune Ambrose gives people a makeover that will change their lives forever. &ƌŽŵƚĞĂĐŚŝŶŐƚŚĞŵ ĂďŽƵƚ ƚŚĞŝƌ ďŽĚǇ ƚŽ ƉƵƐŚŝŶŐ ďŽƵŶĚĂƌŝĞƐŝŶĐůŽƚŚĞƐ ƚŚĞǇ ǁŽƵůĚŶ͛ƚ ŶŽƌŵĂůůǇ ǁĞĂƌ͕ June opens people up to a new level of dressing up ǁŚŝůĞ ƐƟůů ĨĞĞůŝŶŐ ĐŽŵĨŽƌƚĂďůĞ͘
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Shades Of Blue WITNESS singer Jennifer Lopez as she stars in this action drama about a charismatic single mother and resourceful detective at ƚŚĞŚĞĂƌƚŽĨĂƚŝŐŚƚͲŬŶŝƚĐƌĞǁ ŽĨƌŽŽŬůǇŶĚĞƚĞĐƚŝǀĞƐ͘Catch Shades Of Blue, Wednesdays at 20h30 on M-Net.
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You Said Forever
ELIZABETH (Louise LintonͿ ŝƐ Ă ǇŽƵŶŐ ǁŽŵĂŶ ůŝǀŝŶŐ ŝŶ WŽƌƚůĂŶĚ͕ KƌĞŐŽŶ ǁŚŽ ũƵƐƚ ŐŽƚ ŽĨĨĞƌĞĚ ŚĞƌ ĚƌĞĂŵ ũŽď ʹ ƉůĂǇŝŶŐ ĐĞůůŽ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ >ŽŶĚŽŶ WŚŝůŚĂƌŵŽŶŝĐ͘ tŚŝůĞ she should be excited, something is troubling her, as she feels as if she is being followed. Her instincts are correct, as a notorious serial killer is on the loose, and she is his next target. Is ƚŚĞ ŬŝůůĞƌ ůŝǌĂďĞƚŚ͛Ɛ ĐƌĞĞƉǇ ŚĞĂĚ ŽĨ ŚĞƌ orchestra (Moby), the next door neighbour who knows too much about her personal life, or John (John RobinsonͿ ƚŚĞ ŶŝĐĞͲ looking man from the coffee shop? Intruder is available from DVD retailers nationwide.
CHARLOTTE GOODMAN is living the dream. ^ƵƌƌŽƵŶĚĞĚ ďǇ ĨĂŵŝůǇ͕ ĨƌŝĞŶĚƐ ĂŶĚ Ă ƐƚƵŶŶŝŶŐ ǀŝŶĞǇĂƌĚ ŽǀĞƌůŽŽŬŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ ŽĐĞĂŶ͕ ŝƚ ǁŽƵůĚ ďĞ ĚŝĨĨŝĐƵůƚ ĨŽƌ ĂŶǇŽŶĞ ƚŽ ďĞůŝĞǀĞ ƚŚĂƚ ƐŚĞ ŚĂƐ Ă ƚƌŽƵďůĞĚ ƉĂƐƚ͘ ,ŽǁĞǀĞƌ͕ ŚĂƵŶƚĞĚ ďǇ ƚŚĞ ƚŚĞĨƚ ŽĨ Ă ǇŽƵŶŐ Őŝƌů͕ Charlotte begins to realise the ĞŶŽƌŵŝƚǇ ŽĨ what she did all ƚŚŽƐĞ ǇĞĂƌƐ ĂŐŽ͕ and soon finds herself having to make the most harrowing ĚĞĐŝƐŝŽŶ ĂŶǇ woman would ever have to face. You Said Forever is available from Exclusive Books.
Smoking Guns Presents: Worlds Dumbest WORLD’S DUMBEST showcases the dumbest of the ĚƵŵď͗ƚŚĞďƌĂŝŶͲĚĞĂĚĚĂƌĞĚĞǀŝůƐ͕ĚŽͲŝƚͲǇŽƵƌƐĞůǀĞƐ͕ ƉĂƚŚĞƚŝĐƉĂƌƚŝĞƌƐ͕ŽƵƚƌĂŐĞŽƵƐŽƵƚůĂǁƐ͕ĂŶĚũƵƐƚƉůĂŝŶ ƵŶůƵĐŬǇŶƵŵďƐŬƵůůƐƚŚĂƚƚĞƐƚƚŚĞƚŚĞŽƌǇƚŚĂƚŚƵŵĂŶƐ are the superior species. Catch Smoking Guns Presents: Worlds Dumbest, weekdays at 19h00 on Sony Max
Hack My Life
Botched JOIN popular surgeons dĞƌƌǇƵďƌŽǁ and WĂƵůEĂƐƐŝĨĂƐƚŚĞǇƚĞĂŵƵƉƚŽŝŵƉƌŽǀĞƚŚĞ appearance of their clients. Catch Botched, Fridays at 21h00 on E!
dsƉĞƌƐŽŶĂůŝƚǇ<ĞǀŝŶWĞƌĞŝƌĂ and comic Brooke Van WŽƉƉĞůĞŶĞǆƉůŽƌĞƚŚĞǁŽƌůĚŽĨ͚ůŝĨĞŚĂĐŬƐ͛͗ƉƌŽĐĞĚƵƌĞƐ ŽƌĂĐƚŝŽŶƐƚŚĂƚƐŽůǀĞƉƌŽďůĞŵƐ͕ƐŝŵƉůŝĨǇƚĂƐŬƐŽƌƌĞĚƵĐĞ frustrations. Catch Hack My Life, Fridays at 21h00 on Sony.
BET Buzz EĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶŵĞŶƚĂŶĚĐĞůĞďƌŝƚǇƐŚŽǁƚŚĂƚĐŽǀĞƌƐƚŚĞ ŐŽƐƐŝƉĂŶĚũƵŝĐǇƐĐŽŽƉƐĨƌŽŵŽƵƌĨĂǀŽƵƌŝƚĞĐĞůĞďƐ͘ Catch BET Buzz, weekdays at 19h00 on BET.
Crashing CRASHING dives straight into the lives and loves of six ϮϬͲƚŽͲϯϬͲƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐĂĚƵůƚƐůŝǀŝŶŐƚŽŐĞƚŚĞƌĂƐWƌŽƉĞƌƚǇ Guardians in a disused hospital. Catch Crashing, Mondays at 21h30 on ITV Choice.
Australia Doesn’t Just Want To Kill You EACH episode explores and reveals in gripping detail ŚŽǁƐŽŵĞĞǆƚƌĂŽƌĚŝŶĂƌǇĂŶĚĚĞĂĚůǇƵƐƐŝĞǁŝůĚůŝĨĞ͕ ǁŝƚŚĂůŝƚƚůĞŝŶŐĞŶƵŝƚǇ͕ĂƌĞƉƌŽǀŝŶŐĂƐŚĞůƉĨƵůĂƐƚŚĞǇĂƌĞ harmful. Catch Australia Doesn’t Just Want To Kill You, Wednesdays at 21h00 on Animal Planet.
My Kitchen Rules :K/EĐĞůĞďƌŝƚǇũƵĚŐĞƐWĞƚĞǀĂŶƐand DĂŶƵ&ĞŝůĚĞů ĂƐƚŚĞǇŚŽƐƚƚŚŝƐƌĞĂůŝƚǇĐŽŽŬŝŶŐƐĞƌŝĞƐǁŚĞƌĞ ƚĞĂŵƐĐŽŵƉĞƚĞƚŽƚƌĂŶƐĨŽƌŵŽƌĚŝŶĂƌǇŚŽŵĞƐŝŶƚŽ unforgettable restaurants. Catch My Kitchen Rules, Wednesdays at 18h30 on M-Net.
Motive Greed and Desire THE series explores the themes of ambition, wealth, power, secrets and desire, and takes viewers in an intriguing world unfolding in Bloemfontein. Catch Greed and Desire, Mondays-Thursdays at 19h30 on Mzansi Magic.
The Bye Bye Man WHEN three college students move into an old house off ĐĂŵƉƵƐ͕ ƚŚĞǇ ƵŶǁŝƚƚŝŶŐůǇ unleash a supernatural ĞŶƚŝƚǇŬŶŽǁŶ ĂƐdŚĞǇĞ ǇĞDĂŶ͕ ǁŚŽ ĐŽŵĞƐƚŽ ƉƌĞǇ upon them ŽŶĐĞƚŚĞǇ discover his ŶĂŵĞ͘dŚĞ ĨƌŝĞŶĚƐ ŵƵƐƚ ƚƌǇ ƚŽ ƐĂǀĞ ĞĂĐŚ ŽƚŚĞƌ͕ Ăůů ƚŚĞǁŚŝůĞ ŬĞĞƉŝŶŐ dŚĞ ǇĞ ǇĞ DĂŶ͛Ɛ ĞǆŝƐƚĞŶĐĞ Ă ƐĞĐƌĞƚƚŽ ƐĂǀĞ ŽƚŚĞƌƐ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞ ƐĂŵĞ ĚĞĂĚůǇ ĨĂƚĞ͘ The Bye Bye Man releases March 31, 2017.
MOTIVE is a police procedural drama ͵ with a twist: each episode reveals the killer and the victim at the beginning; the rest is focussed on finding out the reason and motive behind each crime. Catch Motive, Tuesdays at 19h00 on M-Net Edge.
Smurfs: Lost Village
The Story Of God PROPHETS, spiritual enlightenment and the afterlife — ƚŚĞǇ ĂƌĞ ŵǇƐƚĞƌŝĞƐ ĂƐ ŽůĚ ĂƐ ƚŝŵĞ͘ EĂƚŝŽŶĂů 'ĞŽŐƌĂƉŚŝĐ ĂŶĚ ZĞǀĞůĂƚŝŽŶƐ ŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶŵĞŶƚ ƐĞĞŬ ĐůĂƌŝƚǇ ŽŶ ƐŽŵĞ ŽĨ ŚƵŵĂŶŝƚǇ͛Ɛ ďŝŐŐĞƐƚ ƋƵĞƐƚŝŽŶƐ ŝŶ ƐĞĂƐŽŶ ƚǁŽ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ŵŵǇͲ nominated hit series The Story of God with Morgan Freeman. Freeman will again take viewers around the world ŽŶ Ă ƋƵĞƐƚ ĨŽƌ ŝŶƚĞƌĨĂŝƚŚ ƵŶĚĞƌƐƚĂŶĚŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ĐŽŶŶĞĐƚŝǀŝƚǇ ƚŚƌŽƵŐŚ ƚŚĞ ůĞŶƐ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ǁŽƌůĚ͛Ɛ ŵĂũŽƌ ƌĞůŝŐŝŽŶƐ͕ ƐĐŝĞŶĐĞ͕ ĂŶƚŚƌŽƉŽůŽŐǇ ĂŶĚ ĂƌĐŚĂĞŽůŽŐǇ͘ Catch The Story Of God With Morgan Freeman, Sundays on at 21h00 on National Geographic
IN ƚŚŝƐ ĨƵůůǇ ĂŶŝŵĂƚĞĚ͕ ĂůůͲŶĞǁ ƚĂŬĞ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ^ŵƵƌĨƐ͕ Ă ŵǇƐƚĞƌŝŽƵƐ ŵĂƉ ƐĞƚƐ ^ŵƵƌĨĞƚƚĞ ĂŶĚ ŚĞƌ ďĞƐƚ ĨƌŝĞŶĚƐ ƌĂŝŶǇ͕ ůƵŵƐǇ ĂŶĚ ,ĞĨƚǇ ŽŶ ĂŶ ĞǆĐŝƚŝŶŐ and thrilling race through the Forbidden Forest ĨŝůůĞĚ ǁŝƚŚ ŵĂŐŝĐĂů ĐƌĞĂƚƵƌĞƐ ƚŽ ĨŝŶĚ Ă ŵǇƐƚĞƌŝŽƵƐ lost village before the evil wizard Gargamel does. Embarking on a rollercoaster ũŽƵƌŶĞǇ ĨƵůů ŽĨ action and danger, the Smurfs are on a course that leads to the ĚŝƐĐŽǀĞƌǇ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ biggest secret in ^ŵƵƌĨ ŚŝƐƚŽƌǇ͊ Smurfs: Lost Village releases March 31, 2017
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BY PEARL MPHUTHI t,d͛^ƚƌĞŶĚŝŶŐĂƚƚŚĞŵŽŵĞŶƚ͍ tĞ͛ƌĞŝŶĐůŝŶĞĚƚŽƐĂǇƐƵƉĞƌŚĞƌŽĨůŝĐŬƐ ͵ in the lives of the Trending SA crew, ĂŶǇǁĂǇ͘/ŶĨĂĐƚ͕ƚŚĞǇ͛ǀĞƉƌŽďĂďůǇƐĞĞŶ ŽŶĞƚŽŽŵĂŶǇ͕ĐŽŶƐŝĚĞƌŝŶŐŚŽǁShaka ^ŝƐƵůƵ, WĂďŝDŽůŽŝ and floor manager DďŽŶŐŝƐĞŶŝĐŽƵůĚŶ͛ƚŚĞůƉďƵƚ ŝŶǀŽŬĞ their inner Avenger and strike the whole ƐƵƉĞƌͲŚƵŵĂŶůĞƚ͛ƐͲ SHAKA is the ƐĂǀĞͲƚŚĞͲǁŽƌůĚ grandson of the pose. Great going, late ANC veteran ŐƵǇƐ͵ although Walter Sisulu. the costumes could do with a bit of work...
THE BUTLER DID IT! IF looks could kill, 'ĞƌĂƌĚ ƵƚůĞƌ would be a lifer ͵ even if he has put on a ĨĞǁ ;ǁŚŝĐŚ ĂĐƚƵĂůůǇ ƐŚŽƵůĚ ďĞ Ă ďŝƚ ŽĨ Ă ĐƌŝŵĞ ŝŶ ŝƚƐĞůĨ͕ ďƵƚ ǁĞ͛ƌĞ ǁŝůůŝŶŐ ƚŽ ůĞƚ ƚŚĂƚ ŽŶĞ ƐůŝĚĞͿ͘ dŚĞ ĚƌŽƉͲĚĞĂĚ ŐŽƌŐĞ ^ĐŽƚƚŝƐŚ ƐƚĂƌ ǁĂƐ ƐƉŽƚƚĞĚ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ƐĞƚ ŽĨ his upcoming film Den Of Thieves͕ Ă ŚĞŝƐƚ ĂĐƚŝŽŶͲƚŚƌŝůůĞƌ ƚŚĂƚ ƐĞĞƐ Gerard in the role of ͵ Ğƌ͕ ǁĞůů͕ ǁĞ͛ƌĞ ŶŽƚ ĞŶƚŝƌĞůǇ ƐƵƌĞ ǇĞƚ͘ dŚĞ ĚĞĞƚƐ ŽŶ ƚŚŝƐ ŽŶĞ ĂƌĞ ĨĞǁ ĂŶĚ ĨĂƌ͘ Ƶƚ ǁĞ͛ůů ůĞƚ you know as we know.
FUN FACT GERARD has a law degree from Glasgow hŶŝǀĞƌƐŝƚǇ͕ but gave up on law after being fired from a ĨŝƌŵũƵƐƚ one week before he was ƋƵĂůŝĨŝĞĚƚŽ practise.
INϮϬϭϱƐŚĞŚĂĚĂ guest starring role on ƚŚĞ^ϭƐŽĂƉŽƉĞƌĂ Generations: The Legacy.
LAUGHING ALL THE WAY TO THE (STANDARD) BANK IT seems ABBA had it right all along ͵ŵŽŶĞǇ͕ŵŽŶĞǇ͕ŵŽŶĞǇisĨƵŶŶǇ͊ƚ ůĞĂƐƚƚŚĂƚ͛ƐǁŚĂƚǁĞ͛ƌĞƚĂŬŝŶŐĂǁĂǇĨƌŽŵƚŚŝƐƐŚŽƚŽĨdsƉĞƌƐŽŶĂůŝƚǇĂŶĚ businesswoman :ŽůĞŶĞDĂƌƚŝŶ, who was seen on the set of a Standard ĂŶŬƐƚƵĚŝŽƐŚŽŽƚƌĞĐĞŶƚůǇ͘Ύ^ŝŐŚΎ/ĨŽŶůǇwe could find financial matters ƚŚŝƐĂŵƵƐŝŶŐ͘hŶĨŽƌƚƵŶĂƚĞůǇ͕ƚŚĞůŽŶŐƐƚƌŝŶŐŽĨĚĞďŝƚŽƌĚĞƌŶŽƚŝĨŝĐĂƚŝŽŶƐ ǁĞũƵƐƚƌĞĐĞŝǀĞĚŝƐŶ͛ƚƌĞĂůůǇŽƵƌŝĚĞĂŽĨĂƉƵŶĐŚůŝŶĞ͘
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͞&ŽĐƵƐŽŶǇŽƵƌŐŽĂů͘ŽŶ͛ƚůŽŽŬŝŶĂŶǇĚŝƌĞĐƚŝŽŶ but ahead!” – Tumi Voster ͞dŚĞǁŝŶĚƌŝŐŚƚŶŽǁǁŝƚŚŵǇŚĂŝƌĂůůŽǀĞƌŵǇ face. I appreciate that.”ʹdŚƵůŝWŚŽŶŐŽůŽ
͞ŽŶ͛ƚůĞƚƐŽĐŝĞƚǇƉƌĞƐƐƵƌĞǇŽƵŝŶƚŽůŝǀŝŶŐ ďĞǇŽŶĚǇŽƵƌŵĞĂŶƐ͕ďĞĐĂƵƐĞǁŚĞŶŝƚĂůůĐŽŵĞƐ ĐƌĂƐŚŝŶŐĚŽǁŶ͕ǇŽƵƚĂŬĞƚŚĞĨĂůůŽŶǇŽƵƌŽǁŶ͘͟ – Maps Maponyane
BY EL BROIDE
HE ƐƚŽůĞ ƚŚĞ ŚĞĂƌƚƐŽĨƚŚŽƵƐĂŶĚƐĂƌŽƵŶĚ ƚŚĞ Ğ country on Idols South AfricaůĂƐƚǇĞĂƌĂŶĚ ƵůƚŝŵĂƚĞůǇǁĞŶƚŽŶƚŽǁŝŶƚŚĞƐŚŽǁ͘Now, EŽŵĂ<ŚƵŵĂůŽŚĂƐũƵƐƚƌĞůĞĂƐĞĚŚĞƌŶĞǁ album, Joy, which features the hits Want It To Feel Like It Did With You and the Sketchy BongoͲĂƐƐŝƐƚĞĚ Ě Moving On. This week, the singer opens up about heer IdolsũŽƵƌŶĞǇ͕ŚĞƌŶĞǁƐŝŶŐůĞĂŶĚǁŚĂƚŚĞƌƉůĂŶƐ ĂƌĞĞ going forward. Congrats on winning Idols South Africa! What went through your head the moment your name was announced as the winner? dŚĞŵŽŵĞŶƚŵǇŶĂŵĞǁĂƐĂŶŶŽƵŶĐĞĚ/ĨĞůƚůŝŬĞ / ǁĂƐ under water. I could not hear what WƌŽǀĞƌďǁĂƐ ƐĂǇǇŝŶŐ͘ /ŽŶůǇĐůŝĐŬĞĚǁŚĞŶĞǀĞƌǇŽŶĞƌĂŶƚŽǁĂƌĚƐThami and ŵĞ͕ĂŶĚŵǇŐŽŽĚĨƌŝĞŶĚsĂůĞŶƚŝŶĞƐĂŝĚƚŽŵĞ͞Noma, he ĐĂůůĞĚǇŽƵƌŶĂŵĞ͘͟ Why do you think so many people around the countryy identified with you and your music during your time o on the show? /ƚŚŝŶŬĂůŽƚŽĨƉĞŽƉůĞŝŶƚŚĞĐŽƵŶƚƌǇĐŽƵůĚŝĚĞŶƚŝĨǇ ǁŝƚŚ ǁ me and the music that I sung during the show becau use most of the music I chose was music that people could relate to and have a connection with. I chose songs that spoke to those who had either been through something or knew someone who could have been through a similar thing. A show like Idols is almost like a crash-course into the industry. What’s the biggest lesson the show has taught you? /ǁŽƌŬǁĞůůƵŶĚĞƌƉƌĞƐƐƵƌĞ͘/ĂůƐŽůĞĂƌŶĞĚƚŚĂƚĂŶǇƚŚŝŶŐ is possible and that giving up is not an option. Why do you think a show like Idols is so popular? dŚĞƐŚŽǁĂůůŽǁƐƚŚĞŽƌĚŝŶĂƌǇƉĞƌƐŽŶƚŽĐŚĂŶŐĞƚŚĞŝƌ ůŝǀĞƐƚŚƌŽƵŐŚƚŚĞƐƵƉƉŽƌƚŽĨƚŚĞĐŽƵŶƚƌǇ͘/ƚŚŝŶŬƉĞŽƉůĞ love it because the show allows for the viewer to have
Long Live The Angels Emeli Sandé
EMELI SANDÉ ĞĂƐŝůǇ ŚĂƐ ŽŶĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƐƚƌŽŶŐĞƐƚ vocals in the world. The Scottish star released her debut album Our Vision Of Events back in ϮϬϭϮ͕ ĂŶĚ ŶŽǁ ƚŚĞ ƐƚĂƌ ŝƐ ďĂĐŬ ǁŝƚŚ ŚĞƌ ŚŝŐŚůǇͲ anticipated sophomore album Long Live The Angels. ŵĞůŝ has a phenomenal, massive voice ĂŶĚ ŝƐŶ͛ƚ ƐŚǇ ƚŽ ƉƵƚ ŝƚ ŽŶ ĨƵůů ĚŝƐƉůĂǇ͘ dŚĞ ǀŽĐĂů ĐŽŶƚƌŽů ƐŚĞ ƐŚŽǁĐĂƐĞƐ ŝƐ ŝŶƐƉŝƌŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ͕ ŚŽŶĞƐƚůǇ͕ ŝƚ͛Ɛ ŶŽƚ ƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ŵĂŶǇ ĂƌƚŝƐƚƐ ĂƌĞ ĂďůĞ ƚŽ ĚŽ͘ dŚĞ singer has spent a lot of time on the album and ŐŽƚ ŝƚ ƌŝŐŚƚ͘ tŚŝůĞ ƐƚĂǇŝŶŐ ƚƌƵĞ ƚŽ ŚĞƌƐĞůĨ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ music she wants to create, ŵĞůŝ still manages ƚŽ ƐŚŽǁ ŽĨĨ ƚŚĞ ĚŝĨĨĞƌĞŶƚ ůĂǇĞƌƐ ŽĨ ŚĞƌ ƚĂůĞŶƚ͘ ^ŚĞ remains constant in delivering an honest album, which reflects her recent divorce. The singer used ƚŚĞ ĂůďƵŵ ĐƌĞĂƚŝŽŶ ƉƌŽĐĞƐƐ ĂƐ Ă ƐŽƌƚ ŽĨ ƚŚĞƌĂƉǇ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ŵĂƚĞƌŝĂů ǁŚŝĐŚ ƐŚĞ ŚĂƐ ĐƌĞĂƚĞĚ ŝƐ ŵŝŶĚͲ blowing. We would have liked to see her step out of her comfort ǌŽŶĞ ƐŽŶŝĐĂůůǇ͕ but the singer has released another good album. El’s Favourite Track: Happen
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that personal interaction with the vocalists in the ƐŚŽǁ͘ dŚĞǇ ĂůůŽǁ ƚŚĞ ǀŝĞǁĞƌ to interact with their votes and decide on n ǁŚĂƚ ƚŚĞǇ ĂƐ ƚŚĞ ǀŝĞǁĞƌƐ ǁĂŶƚ ƚŽ ƐĞĞ ŚĂƉƉĞŶ͵ which I think is beautiful. It is also successful because of the team that works behind the scenes. You recorded and released your album just over a month after winning the show. Why the rush? /ƚŚŝŶŬŝƚďĞĐĂŵĞĂŵĂŶĚĂƚŽƌǇƚŚŝŶŐƚŽĚŽĂĨƚĞƌIdols because in previous seasons we had people ask ǁŚǇƚŚĞǁŝŶŶĞƌƐƚĂŬĞůŽŶŐƚŽƌĞůĞĂƐĞƚŚĞŝƌŵƵƐŝĐ͘ tĞǁĂŶƚĞĚƚŚĞĨĂŶƐƚŽŚĞĂƌƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐƚŚĞǇ͛ǀĞďĞĞŶ ǁĂŝƚŝŶŐĨŽƌĂƐƐŽŽŶĂƐƉŽƐƐŝďůĞ͘/ƚǁĂƐĂǁĂǇƚŽƐĂǇ ͚ƚŚĂŶŬǇŽƵ͛͘ You worked with Sketchy Bongo on your new single Moving On. What was it like working with him? Working with Sketchy BongoǁĂƐĂŶĂďƐŽůƵƚĞůǇ
Barely Breathing Connell Cruise
/d͛^ ďĞĞŶ Ă ǇĞĂƌ ĂŶĚ a half since ŽŶŶĞůů Cruise dropped his EP Into The Wild, but, after months of writing and recording in both the United States and South Africa, ŽŶŶĞůů has cruised back with a fantastic comeback single Congratulations͘ dŚĞ ƐŽŶŐ ĚŝĚ ŝŶĐƌĞĚŝďůǇ ǁĞůů on local radio and was a great prelude to his second studio album Barely Breathing. While this is still a pop album, ŽŶŶĞůů͛Ɛ ƐŽƵŶĚ ŚĂƐ ŵĂƚƵƌĞĚ Ă ůŽƚ͘ dŚĞ ƐŽŶŐƐ ƐĞĞŵ ŵŽƌĞ ƉĞƌƐŽŶĂů ĂŶĚ ŚĂǀĞ ŵŽƌĞ ĚĞƉƚŚ͕ ĂŶĚ ŝƚ͛Ɛ Ă ĐůĞǀĞƌ ĚŝƌĞĐƚŝŽŶ ƚŽ ƚĂŬĞ͘ dŚĞ ůǇƌŝĐĂů ĐŽŶƚĞŶƚ ŝƐ ŽĨƚĞŶ ƌĞŵŝŶŝƐĐĞŶƚ ŽĨ ƉŽĞƚƌǇ ƌĂƚŚĞƌ ƚŚĂŶ ŐĞŶĞƌŝĐ ƉŽƉ ůǇƌŝĐƐ and ŽŶŶĞůů͛Ɛ ĂďŝůŝƚǇ ƚŽ ĐƌĞĂƚĞ ƌĂĚŝŽͲĨƌŝĞŶĚůǇ ŚŝƚƐ ƵƐŝŶŐ the deeper side of him is something special. ŽŶŶĞůů ŚĂƐ ĂůǁĂǇƐ ďĞĞŶ Ă ƐƚƌŽŶŐ ǀŽĐĂůŝƐƚ ĂŶĚ ĚĞůŝǀĞƌƐ ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌ great performance. This time, however, he stretches ŚŝƐ ǀŽĐĂůƐ ĨƵƌƚŚĞƌ ƚŚĂŶ ǁĞ͛ǀĞ ĞǀĞƌ ŚĞĂƌĚ ďĞĨŽƌĞ͘ ůƚŚŽƵŐŚ ƚŚĞ ƐŝŶŐĞƌ ƉůĂǇĞĚ ŝƚ ƐĂĨĞ ǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞ ƌĞĐŽƌĚ͕ Barely Breathing is a strong comeback from the star. This album has been a long time coming and it has ĐĞƌƚĂŝŶůǇ ďĞĞŶ ǁŽƌƚŚ ƚŚĞ ǁĂŝƚ͘ El’s Favourite Track: Wreckage
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amazing am mazing experience. experience He has been an amazing am mazing m mentor ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ƐƚƵĚŝŽ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ĞǆƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞ ŚĂƐ ďĞĞŶ ĂďƐŽůƵƚĞůǇ ŵŝŶĚͲďůŽǁŝŶŐ͘ / Ɛƚŝůů ŚĂǀĞ ĨůĂƐŚďĂĐŬƐ ƚŽ ǁƌŝƚŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ ƐŽŶŐ in studio with <ǇůĞĞƵƚƐĐŚand putting it together with Sketchy. It was a dream come true. The song is beautiful. What makes it the perfect single? /ƚŚŝŶŬŵĂŶǇƉĞŽƉůĞĐĂŶƌĞůĂƚĞƚŽŝƚďĞĐĂƵƐĞƚŚĞƐŽŶŐ ŝƐĂďŽƵƚŵǇŚŽŵĞƚŽǁŶ͕ǁŚĞƌĞ/ŐƌĞǁƵƉĂŶĚĂůŝƚƚůĞďŝƚ about a past relationship. It is something listeners are able to relate to and draw inspiration from. Now that the album is out, what can we expect from you in the months to come? /ŚĂǀĞĂŵƵƐŝĐǀŝĚĞŽƚŚĂƚǁŝůůďĞĚƌŽƉƉŝŶŐƐŽŽŶĂŶĚ/͛ŵ ůŽŽŬŝŶŐĨŽƌǁĂƌĚƚŽďƌŝŶŐŝŶŐŵǇŵƵƐŝĐƚŽƚŚĞĨĂŶƐǁŝƚŚ ƐŽŵĞůŝǀĞƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞƐĂƌŽƵŶĚƚŚĞĐŽƵŶƚƌǇ͘
22, A Million Bon Iver
AMERICAN indie folk group Bon Iver are back. Four ǇĞĂƌƐĂĨƚĞƌƌĞůĞĂƐŝŶŐƚŚĞŝƌƐĞůĨͲƚŝƚůĞĚƌĞĐŽƌĚ͕ƚŚĞŐƌŽƵƉ ƌĞůĞĂƐĞĚƚŚĞŝƌŚŝŐŚůǇͲĂŶƚŝĐŝƉĂƚĞĚƚŚŝƌĚĂůďƵŵ22, A MillionʹĂŶĂůďƵŵǁĞ͛ůůĞĂƐŝůǇĐĂůůƚŚĞŝƌŐƌĞĂƚĞƐƚ piece of work to date. Lead singer Justin Vernon delivers another fantastic work of art as he blends ŚŝƐďĞĂƵƚŝĨƵůůǇǁƌŝƚƚĞŶƐŽŶŐƐ͕ŚĂƵŶƚŝŶŐǀŽĐĂůĂŶĚ ƵŶŝƋƵĞĂƉƉƌŽĂĐŚƚŽŵƵƐŝĐ͘dŚĞĂůďƵŵŝƐŝŶĐƌĞĚŝďůǇ ĞǆƉĞƌŝŵĞŶƚĂůĂŶĚƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐǇŽƵ͛ǀĞŶĞǀĞƌŚĞĂƌĚ ďĞĨŽƌĞ͕ƐŽ͕ǁĞĐĂŶƵŶĚĞƌƐƚĂŶĚǁŚǇŝƚǁŽƵůĚŶ͛ƚďĞ ĞǀĞƌǇŽŶĞ͛ƐĐƵƉŽĨƚĞĂ͘,ŽǁĞǀĞƌ͕Justin has poured his ĞŶƚŝƌĞďĞŝŶŐŝŶƚŽƚŚŝƐƌĞĐŽƌĚǁŚŝĐŚŝƐǁŚǇůŝƐƚĞŶŝŶŐƚŽŝƚ ǁŝůůŬĞĞƉǇŽƵĐĂƉƚŝǀĂƚĞĚĨƌŽŵƐƚĂƌƚƚŽĨŝŶŝƐŚ͘^ŽŶŝĐĂůůǇ͕ ƚŚĞĐŽůůĞĐƚŝŽŶŝƐĂďŝƚŵĞƐƐǇĂŶĚ͕ŚŽŶĞƐƚůǇ͕ďŝǌĂƌƌĞ͖ďƵƚ ŝƚĂůǁĂǇƐƐĞĞŵƐƚŽĐŽŵĞƚŽŐĞƚŚĞƌŝŶƚŚĞŵŽƐƚŵĂŐŝĐĂů ǁĂǇ͘VernonŝƐŶ͛ƚƐŚǇƚŽƵƐĞĂƵƚŽͲƚƵŶĞĂŶĚŽƚŚĞƌ electronic elements on his voice, but, in true Bon Iver ƐƚǇůĞ͕ŝƚ͛ƐƵƐĞĚƚŽĐƌĞĂƚĞ something different and interesting rather ƚŚĂŶƚƌǇŝŶŐƚŽƐŽƵŶĚ like a better singer. dŚĞĂůďƵŵŝƐĞĂƐŝůǇŽŶĞ of our favourites right now. El’s favourite Track: 33 “God”
WHATǁĂƐƚŚĞƐƚŽƌǇǁŝƚŚ Bey before she woke up like this?
Before They Were Famous BY MARK WASSERMAN
,d,Z ǇŽƵ͛ƌĞ Ă ƐŝŶŐůĞ ůĂĚǇ Žƌ Ă ŵĂƌƌŝĞĚ ŵĂŶ͕ ĐŚĂŶĐĞƐ ĂƌĞ ǇŽƵ͛ǀĞ ŐŽƚ ĚŽǁŶ ƚŽ ŽŶĞ ŽĨ ƚŚŝƐ ǁĞĞŬ͛Ɛ ĨĞĂƚƵƌĞ ƐƚĂƌ͛Ɛ ŵĂŶǇ Śŝƚ ƐŝŶŐůĞƐ͘ All around the world we hear shouts of ‘All hail ƚŚĞ YƵĞĞŶ͕͛ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞƌĞ͛Ɛ Ă ƌĞĂƐŽŶ ĨŽƌ ŝƚ͘ ^ŚĞ ŝƐ ũƵƐƚ͘ WůĂŝŶ͘ Everything. But how did this Texan native find the formula to win at ůŝĨĞ͍ ,ĞƌĞ ĂƌĞ ƐŽŵĞ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƚŝŶŐ ƚŚŝŶŐƐ ǇŽƵ ŵĂǇ ŶŽƚ ŚĂǀĞ ŬŶŽǁŶ ĂďŽƵƚ ƚŚĞ ĐŚĂƌƚͲƚŽƉƉŝŶŐ͕ 'ƌĂŵŵǇͲǁŝŶŶŝŶŐ ƐŝŶŐĞƌ͕ ǁŝĨĞ ĂŶĚ ŵŽƚŚĞƌ ƚŚĂƚ ŵĂǇ ĂŶƐǁĞƌ ƚŚĂƚ ƋƵĞƐƚŝŽŶ͘ @ HER full name is ĞǇŽŶĐĠ 'ŝƐĞůůĞ <ŶŽǁůĞƐͲĂƌƚĞƌ, and she was ďŽƌŶ ^ĞƉƚĞŵďĞƌ ϰ͕ ϭϵϴϭ ŝŶ ,ŽƵƐƚŽŶ͕ dĞǆĂƐ͘ @ EVER wondered how she got her name? Her name is a variation of ŚĞƌ ŵŽƚŚĞƌ͛Ɛ ŵĂŝĚĞŶ ŶĂŵĞ͕ ĞǇŝŶĐé @ SHE has Native American, African, Irish and French heritage and is descended from Joseph Broussard, the Acadian leader through her mother. @ BEYONCÉ͛^ singing talent was discovered at the age of eight in a dance class, when her teacher was singing a song and she finished it hitting all the high notes. @ AT ĞŝŐŚƚ ƐŚĞ ĂůƐŽ ŵĞƚ ŚĞƌ ĨƵƚƵƌĞ ĞƐƚŝŶǇ͛Ɛ ĐŚŝůĚ ďĂŶĚ ŵĂƚĞƐ <ĞůůǇ ZŽǁůĂŶĚ and >ĂdĂǀŝĂ ZŽďĞƌƐŽŶ ŝŶ ĂŶ ĂƵĚŝƚŝŽŶ͖ ƚŚĞǇ ǁĞƌĞ ƉůĂĐĞĚ ǁŝƚŚ ƚŚƌĞĞ ŽƚŚĞƌ ŐŝƌůƐ ĂƐ ƉĂƌƚ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĂůůͲŐŝƌů ŐƌŽƵƉ 'ŝƌů͛Ɛ dǇŵĞ @ AS Ă ǇŽƵŶŐ Őŝƌů͕ ƐŚĞ ǁŽŶ Ă ƐĐŚŽŽů ƐŝŶŐŝŶŐ ĐŽŵƉĞƚŝƚŝŽŶ ǁŝƚŚ John Lennon͛Ɛ Imagine. @ BEYONCÉ ƐƵĨĨĞƌĞĚ ĨƌŽŵ ĚĞƉƌĞƐƐŝŽŶ ĨŽƌ ƚǁŽ ǇĞĂƌƐ͕ ďƵƚ ŬĞƉƚ ŝƚ ŚŝĚĚĞŶ ĂƐ ŝƚ ǁĂƐ ĂƌŽƵŶĚ ƚŚĞ ƚŝŵĞ ƚŚĂƚ ĞƐƚŝŶǇ͛Ɛ ŚŝůĚ ǁŽŶ ƚŚĞŝƌ 'ƌĂŵŵǇ͘ @ SHE is a generous person. ĞǇŽŶĐĠ ũŽŝŶĞĚ ĨŽƌŵĞƌ ĞƐƚŝŶǇ͛Ɛ ŚŝůĚ bandmate <ĞůůǇ ZŽǁůĂŶĚ to create the Survivor Foundation, which provides relief to victims of natural disasters.
SHE has worked with several other charities ‘I’M a human being and I fall in @including Chime for Change, Girl Up, Elevate Network, International Planned Parenthood Federation, Girls Inc. love and sometimes I don’t have of Greater Houston, and I Was Here. @ Her debut album Dangerously In Love, earned her five control of every situation.’ 'ƌĂŵŵǇƐ͘ ,ĞƌŵŽƚŚĞƌŝƐĂŚĂŝƌƐƚǇůŝƐƚĂŶĚĂĐŽƐƚƵŵĞĚĞƐŝŐŶĞƌ͘,Ğƌ – ĞǇŽŶĐĠ'ŝƐĞůůĞ<ŶŽǁůĞƐͲĂƌƚĞƌ @father is a record manager named as Mathew Knowles
BeyoncĠ͕<ĞůůǇZŽǁůĂŶĚ ĂŶĚDŝĐŚĞůůĞtŝůůŝĂŵƐĂƚƚŚĞ ĞƐƚŝŶǇ͛ƐŚŝůĚƐƚĂƌŽŶƚŚĞtĂůŬ Of Fame
Her mother, Tina, has been involved with ĞǇŽŶĐĠ͛ƐĐĂƌĞĞƌĨŽƌǇĞĂƌƐ͕ďĞŐŝŶŶŝŶŐǁŝƚŚĚĞƐŝŐŶŝŶŐ ĞǁĂƌĚƌŽďĞĨŽƌĞƐƚŝŶǇ͛ƐŚŝůĚ͘ SURPRISE, surprise: Jersey Shore is her favourite levision show. A STAR IS BORN is her favourite movie of all me. HERƵůƚŝŵĂƚĞƐƚǇůĞŝĐŽŶŝƐƌŝƚŝƐŚƐƵƉĞƌŵŽĚĞůKate oss. SHE married rapper Jay ZŽŶƉƌŝůϰ͕ϮϬϬϴ͘ SOME of her favourite things to do include ƚĂǇŝŶŐŚŽŵĞĂŶĚǁĂƚĐŚŝŶŐdsĂŶĚƐŝƚƚŝŶŐĐŽƵƌƚƐŝĚĞ ŝƚŚŚƵƐďĂŶĚĂƚƌŽŽŬůǇŶEĞƚƐŐĂŵĞƐ͘ INϮϬϭϬ͕Guinness World Records named them Ğ,ŝŐŚĞƐƚͲĂƌŶŝŶŐWŽǁĞƌŽƵƉůĞ͕ĂĨƚĞƌĞĂƌŶŝŶŐ ϮϮͲŵŝůůŝŽŶ;ĂďŽƵƚZϴϱϰͲŵŝůůŝŽŶͿƚŚĂƚǇĞĂƌ͘ BEYONCÉ͛^ƉƌĞŐŶĂŶĐǇĂŶŶŽƵŶĐĞŵĞŶƚĞĂƌŶĞĚ e Guinness World Book of Records title for most s per second ĐŽƵƉůĞ͛ƐĨŝƌƐƚĚĂƵŐŚƚĞƌ͕ůƵĞ/ǀǇĂƌƚĞƌ, was ŽŶ:ĂŶƵĂƌǇϳ͕ϮϬϭϮ͘ YONCÉ͛^ǀŽŝĐĞŝƐĐĂƚĞŐŽƌŝƐĞĚĂƐĂŵĞǌǌŽͲƐŽƉƌĂŶŽ SHA FIERCE is ĞǇŽŶĐĠ͛ƐĂůƚĞƌĞŐŽ͕ĂŶĚǁĂƐ ƚĞĚŝŶϮϬϬϯƚŽŚĞůƉŚĞƌŐĞƚŽǀĞƌƐŚǇŶĞƐƐŽŶƐƚĂŐĞ͘ told AllureŵĂŐĂǌŝŶĞŝŶϮϬϭϬƚŚĂƚƐŚĞŶŽůŽŶŐĞƌ s the need for a stage persona. EYONCÉ has several side businesses. She founded House of Deréon clothing line with her mother ƚŚĞŶĂŵĞĐŽŵĞƐĨƌŽŵŚĞƌŐƌĂŶĚŵŽƚŚĞƌ͛ƐŶĂŵĞ gnes Dereon. She has also launched several grance lines including: Heat and Pulse. IN^ĞƉƚĞŵďĞƌϮϬϭϬƐŚĞǁĂƐŶĂŵĞĚdŚĞtŽƌůĚ͛Ɛ ŽƐƚĞĂƵƚŝĨƵůtŽŵĂŶďǇh^People magazine.
Beyoncé Through The Ages
‘I DON’T like to gamble, but if there’s one thing I’m willing to bet on, it’s myself.’ – ĞǇŽŶĐĠ 'ŝƐĞůůĞ<ŶŽǁůĞƐͲĂƌƚĞƌ @ HER sister, ^ŽůĂŶŐĞ, is also a successful singer. @BEYONCÉƌĞůĞĂƐĞĚŚĞƌƐĞůĨͲƚŝƚůĞĚΖǀŝƐƵĂů͛ĂůďƵŵ ŝŶϮϬϭϯǁŚŝĐŚĐƌĞĂƚĞĚĂƐŽĐŝĂůŵĞĚŝĂĨƌĞŶǌǇĂƐǁĞůů as impressive instantaneous sales. @BEYONCÉƌĞũĞĐƚĞĚƚƌĂĚŝƚŝŽŶĂůƉƌŽŵŽƚŝŽŶĂů ƚĂĐƚŝĐƐĨŽƌƚŚĞĂůďƵŵ͕ƐƵĐŚĂƐĞĂƌůǇƐŝŶŐůĞƐ and media appearances. Instead, she tweeted ͞^ƵƌƉƌŝƐĞ͊͟ƚŽŵŝůůŝŽŶƐŽĨŚĞƌĨŽůůŽǁĞƌƐĂůŽŶŐ with the news of the new album and a link to the iTunes store. @THE͚ǀŝƐƵĂů͛ĂůďƵŵďĞĐĂŵĞƚŚĞǇĞĂƌ͛ƐƚŽƉͲƐĞůůŝŶŐ ĨĞŵĂůĞĚĞďƵƚŽŶůǇϮϳŚŽƵƌƐĂĨƚĞƌŝƚƐƐƵƌƉƌŝƐĞ launch. @BEYONCÉƐĂǇƐƐŚĞƐĞĞƐŵƵƐŝĐ͘͞/ƐĞĞŵƵƐŝĐ͘ /ƚ͛ƐŵŽƌĞƚŚĂŶũƵƐƚǁŚĂƚ/ŚĞĂƌ;͘͘͘ͿǁŚĞŶ/͛ŵ ĐŽŶŶĞĐƚĞĚƚŽƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ͕/ŝŵŵĞĚŝĂƚĞůǇƐĞĞĂǀŝƐƵĂů or a series of images that are tied to a feeling or an emotion ͵ĂŵĞŵŽƌǇĨƌŽŵŵǇĐŚŝůĚŚŽŽĚ͕ƚŚŽƵŐŚƚƐ ĂďŽƵƚůŝĨĞ͕ŵǇĚƌĞĂŵƐŽƌŵǇĨĂŶƚĂƐŝĞƐ͘ŶĚƚŚĞǇ͛ƌĞ all connected to the music.” @SHE ƐƚĂƌƌĞĚŝŶDds͛ƐCarmen: A Hip Hopera ͵ based on the French opera Carmen. @SHEďĞĐĂŵĞƚŚĞĨŝƌƐƚŶŽŶͲƐƵƉĞƌŵŽĚĞůŽƌ ŶŽŶͲĂƚŚůĞƚĞƚŽĂƉƉĞĂƌŽŶƚŚĞĐŽǀĞƌŽĨ Sports Illustrated͛ƐƐǁŝŵƐƵŝƚŝƐƐƵĞŝŶϮϬϬϳ͘ @SHEŵĂĚĞ'ƌĂŵŵǇŚŝƐƚŽƌǇŝŶ:ĂŶƵĂƌǇϮϬϭϬ when she became the first female artist to win six 'ƌĂŵŵǇ͛ƐŝŶŽŶĞĞǀĞŶŝŶŐ͘ @BEYONCÉ͛^ favourite number is four. Her ŵŽƚŚĞƌǁĂƐďŽƌŶŽŶ:ĂŶƵĂƌǇϰ͘^ŚĞǁĂƐŵĂƌƌŝĞĚ ŽŶƉƌŝůϰ͘,ĞƌďŝƌƚŚĚĂǇŝƐ^ĞƉƚĞŵďĞƌϰĂŶĚŚĞƌ ŚƵƐďĂŶĚ͛ƐŝƐĞĐĞŵďĞƌϰ͘
Beyonce and her hubby Jay Z
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05:30 Geleza Nathi 05:30 06:00 Kids News & 06:00 Current Affairs 06:30 TBA 06:30 07:00 YO.TV 07:00 07:30 Takalani Sesame 07:30 08:00 The Bold And 08:00 The Beautiful 08:30 Isidingo 08:30 09:00 Generations: 09:00 The Legacy 09:30 Muvhango 09:30 10:00 Skeem Saam 10:00 10:30 Going Up 10:30 11:00 Daily Thetha 11:00 12:00 Sports 11:30 13:00 Lunchtime News 13:30 YO.TV 12:00 14:00 Now Or Never 13:00 14:30 Teenagers On A 13:30 Mission 14:00 15:00 IKG 14:30 15:30 YO.TV 16:30 Daily Thetha 15:00 17:30 Ndebele/Siswati 15:30 News 16:30 18:00 Tastemakers 17:30 18:30 Skeem Saam 19:00 Xhosa/Zulu 18:00 News 18:30 19:30 Throwback 19:00 Thursday 20:00 Generations: 19:30 The Legacy 20:00 20:30 Uzalo 21:00 Views 20:30 21:30 Cutting Edge 21:00 22:00 Yilungelo Lakho 22:00 23:00 Daily Thetha 22:30 00:00 Koze Kuse 23:00 00:00
Geleza Nathi 05:00 Kids News & 06:00 Current Affairs 06:30 Sports Buzz 07:00 YO.TV 07:30 Takalani Sesame 08:00 The Bold And 09:00 The Beautiful 10:00 Isidingo 11:00 Generations: The Legacy Muvhango 13:30 Skeem Saam Going Up 14:00 Big Up 14:45 Throwback 15:30 Thursday Imizwilili 17:30 Lunchtime News 18:00 YO.TV Nyan Nyan 19:00 Teenagers On A Mission 19:30 IKB 20:00 YO.TV 22:30 Daily Theta 23:30 Ndebele/Siswati 00:00 News Fan Base Skeem Saam Xhosa/Zulu News Live Amp Generations: The Legacy Uzalo Alcatraz Shuga Selimathunzi Daily Theta Koze Kuse
Geleza Nathi IKB Siyakholwa The Lion Guard Dinofroz YO.TV Imizwili Mzansi Insider Generations: The Legacy (Omnibus) Playing For The Coach Soccer 411 Soccer Build-Up ABSA Premiership Roots Friends Like These Xhosa/Zulu News Real Goboza TBA Raw Silk Zaziwa Koze Kuse
SUNDAY 05:00 06:00 06:30 07:00 07:15 07:30 08:00 09:00 10:00 11:00 11:30 12:00 14:30 15:00 17:30 18:00 19:00 19:30 20:00 20:30 21:00 23:00 00:00
Geleza Nathi Siyakholwa Bonisanani Children Animation Chugginton Dinofroz YO.TV Gospel Music Show Mzansi Insider Mokapelo Tastemakers Uzalo (Omnibus) Eita Diski ABSA Premiership Kulcha Kwest Friends Like These News Ingozi Ngempela Zaziwa Keeping The Faith IKB Koze Kuse
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05:02 Geleza Nathi 05:00 06:00 Kids News & 05:30 Current Affairs 06:00 06:30 Transformers 07:00 YO.TV 06:30 07:30 Takalani 07:00 Sesame 07:30 08:00 The Bold And The Beautiful 08:00 08:30 Isidingo 09:00 Generations: 08:30 The Legacy 09:00 09:30 Muvhango 10:00 Skeem Saam 09:30 10:30 Going Up 10:00 11:00 Daily Theta 10:30 12:00 Yilungelo Lakho 11:00 13:00 Lunchtime News 12:00 13:30 YO.TV 13:00 14:00 Making Moves 15:00 Degrassi 13:30 15:30 YO.TV 14:00 16:30 One Day 15:00 Leaders 15:30 17:30 Ndebele/Siswati 16:30 News 17:28 18:00 Now Or Never 17:30 18:30 Skeem Saam 19:00 Xhosa/Zulu 18:00 News 18:30 19:30 Ses’Top La 19:00 20:00 Generations: The Legacy 20:00 20:30 Uzalo 21:00 Soccerzone 20:30 22:00 Gospel Gold 21:00 23:00 Daily Theta 22:00 00:00 Koze Kuse 23:00 00:00
Izwi La Bantu Geleza Nathi Kids News & Current Affairs The Lion Guard YO.TV Takalani Sesame The Bold And The Beautiful Isidingo Generations: The Legacy Muvhango Skeem Saam Going Up Daily Theta Soccerzone Lunch Time News YO.TV Ispani Degrassi YO.TV Daily Theta Izwi La Bantu Ndebele/Siswati News Nyan Nyan Skeem Saam Bafana Bafana Friendly Generations: The Legacy Uzalo Raw Silk Open Briefs Daily Theta Koze Kuse
WEDNESDAY 05:00 Listen For A Moment 05:30 Geleza Nathi 06:00 Kids News & Current Affairs 06:30 Children Animation 07:00 YO.TV Land 07:30 Takalani Sesame 08:00 The Bold And The Beautiful 08:30 Isidingo 09:00 Generations: The Legacy 09:30 Muvhango 10:00 Skeem Saam 10:30 Going Up 11:00 Daily Thetha 12:00 Chatroom 12:30 Identity 13:00 Lunchtime News 13:30 YO.TV 14:00 Khumbul’ekhaya 15:00 IKB 15:30 YO.TV 16:00 Daily Theta 17:30 Ndebel/Siswati News 18:00 Mokapelo 18:30 Skeem Saam 19:00 Xhosa/Zulu News 19:30 Ses’Top La 20:00 Generations: The Legacy 20:30 Uzalo 21:00 Khumbul’ekhaya 22:00 Sport @ 10 23:00 Soccer
SCHEDULES SABC 2
March 30 – April 5 THURSDAY 05:00 05:30 05:57 06:00 09:00 09:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 13:00 13:30 14:00 14:30 15:00 15:30 16:00 17:00 17:30 18:00 18:30 19:00 20:00 20:30 21:00 21:30 22:00 22:30 23:30 00:00
Rivoningo 05:00 Takalani Sesame 05:30 Motheo 05:57 Morning Live 06:00 Parliament 09:00 Inside The 09:30 Baobab Tree Abomzala 10:00 Mother Of All 10:30 Professions 11:30 It’s For Life Keeping Score Keeping Score 12:30 TBA 13:00 7de Laan 13:30 Uzalo 14:00 Skeem Saam 14:30 Muvhango 15:00 Doc McStuffins 15:30 Words And 16:00 Numbers 17:00 Hectic Nine-9 17:30 Naruto Venda/Tsonga 18:00 News 18:30 7de Laan 19:00 Nuus Bester Assie Bure 20:00 Setswana/ Sesotho News 20:30 Ngula Ya Vutivi/ 21:00 Zwai Maramani 21:30 Muvhango 00:00 Speak Out When Duty Calls 03:00 Unusual Suspects TBA Prime Time News
FRIDAY Rivoningo Takalani Sesame Motheo Morning Live Parliament Inside The Baobab Tree Skwiza TBA Red Cake Not The Cooking Show TBA 7de Laan Speak Out Skeem Saam Muvhango Doc McStuffins My Night Hectic Nine-9 Snake Park Venda/Tsonga News 7de Laan Nuus Red Cake Not The Cooking Show Setswana/ Sesotho News Hole In The Wall Muvhango Live Boxing Prime Time News Your World
05:00 Hola Ha Monate 05:30 Living Land 06:00 Magical World Of Luna-Belle 06:30 Inside The Baobab Tree 07:00 Morning Live 08:30 Housecall 09:30 Game On 10:00 Athletics Alive 10:30 Swimming Magazine 11:00 Dtv 11:30 Naruto (Omnibus) 13:00 Breaking New Ground 13:30 Muvhango (Omnibus) 16:00 The Hoax 18:00 Life With Thami 18:30 Nuus 19:00 Wipeout SA 20:00 Setswana/ Sesotho News 20:30 Abomzala 21:00 Lotto Draw 21:04 Baby Boy 23:00 Swartwater 00:00 Prime Time News 02:30 Sports Live 00:00 Your World
05:00 Super 06:00 Inside The Intermediates Baobab Tree 05:30 Takalani 06:30 Snake Park Sesame 07:00 Morning Live 08:30 Jewish Magazine 05:57 Motheo 09:00 Issues Of Faith 06:00 Morning Live 10:00 Songs Of Praise 09:00 Tree Fu Tom 09:30 Magical World 10:30 Life 24/7 Of Luna-Belle 11:00 Die Woord 10:00 The Rickey Erediens Smiley Show 11:30 Geure Uit Die 10:30 Rands With Vallei Sense 12:00 TBA 13:00 Beter Assie Bure 11:30 TBA 12:30 Thola 14:00 Soul’d Out 13:00 7de Laan Sessions 15:00 Hole In The Wall 13:30 Stokvel 15:30 Life With Thami 14:00 Skeem Saam 14:30 Muvhango 16:00 TBA 15:00 Doc McStuffins 18:00 Fokus 15:30 Through The 18:30 Nuus Wire 19:00 The Cheetah 16:00 Hectic Nine-9 Diaries 17:00 Naruto 19:30 The Cheetah 17:30 Venda/Tsonga Diaries News News 20:00 Setswana/ Sesotho News 18:00 7de Laan 18:30 Nuus 20:30 Skwiza 21:00 It’s Gospel Time 19:00 Vetkoekpaleis 19:30 Kliphard 22:00 Paths To 20:00 Setswana/ Freedom Sesotho News 23:00 Issues Of Faith 20:30 Leihlo La : Pri e Ti e Sechaba 21:00 Muvhango Top Pick This Week 21:30 Keeping Score DTV 22:00 Bantu Hour 23:00 NCIS 00:00 Prime Time News
10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 13:00 13:30 14:00 15:00 16:00 17:00 18:00 18:30 19:00 19:30 20:00 21:00 22:00 23:00 00:00 01:00 01:30 02:00 02:30
Deutsche Welle 05:00 05:30 The Smurfs 06:00 Expresso 09:00 Honchos Jam Sandwich 10:00 The Bold And The Beautiful 10:30 High Rollers 11:00 Isidingo 11:30 Larger Than Life Trending SA News 12:00 Africa News 13:00 Update 13:30 Adventures On Bubble Island 14:00 SA Reserve Bank Real Talk 15:00 Afternoon Express The Bold And 16:00 The Beautiful News 17:00 Isidingo The Wine Lover’s 18:00 Guide To The World 18:30 Top Billing 19:00 Making Of A 19:30 Legend: John 20:00 Legend 20:30 Trending SA 21:00 Arrow 22:00 Days Of Our 23:00 Lives 12:00 The Bold And The Beautiful 01:00 Isidingo Special 01:30 Assignment 02:00 Starsky & Hutch 02:30
FRIDAY Deutsche Welle The Avatar Expresso The Great The Bold And The Beautiful Top Travel Isidingo Larger Than Life With Jason Goliath Trending SA News Africa News Update The Nutcracker Sweet Making Of A Legend: John Legend Real Talk With Anele Afternoon Express The Bold And The Beautiful News Isidingo Exes Exes The Game John Oliver Trending SA Octane Academ Days Of Our Lives The Bold And The Beautiful Isidingo Sadhana Starsky & Hutch
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WEDNESDAY 05:30 Takalani Sesame 06:00 Morning Live 09:00 Tree Fu Tom 09:30 Inside The Baobab 10:00 Hester En Ester Bester 10:30 Kliphard 11:00 Women In Sport 11:30 Shoreline 12:30 Thola 13:00 7de Laan 13:30 Uzalo 14:00 Skeem Saam 14:30 Muvhango 15:00 Doc McStuffins 15:30 Roughing It Our 16:00 Hectic Nine-9 17:00 Naruto 17:30 Venda/Tsonga News 18:00 7de Laan 18:30 Nuus 19:00 Geure Uit Die Vallei 19:30 Pasella 20:00 Setswana/ Sesotho News 20:30 Motswako 21:00 Live Lotto Draw 21:04 Muvhango 21:30 Bone Of My Bones 22:00 Soul’d Out Sessions 23:00 The Rickey Smiley Show 23:30 The Rickey Smiley Show 00:00 Prime Time
SCHEDULES SABC 3
March 30 – April 5 05:00 05:30 06:00 09:00 09:30 10:00
TUESDAY 05:00 Super Intermediates 05:30 Takalani Sesame 05:57 Motheo 06:00 Morning Live 09:00 Tree Fu Tom 09:30 Inside The Baobab Tree 10:00 The Rickey Smiley Show 10:30 Talk SA 11:00 Hola Ha Monate 11:30 TBA 12:30 Thola 13:00 7de Laan 13:30 Uzalo 14:00 Skeem Saam 14:30 Muvhango 15:00 Doc McStuffins 15:30 Discover Science 16:00 Hectic Nine-9 17:00 Naruto 17:30 Venda/Tsonga News 18:00 7de Laan 18:30 Nuus 19:00 Swartwater 20:00 Setswana/ Sesotho News 20:30 Vusaseki 21:00 Muvhango 21:30 Keeping Score 22:00 It’s Gospel Time 23:00 The Rickey Smiley Show 23:30 The Rickey Smiley Show 00:00 Prime Time News
SATURDAY 05:00 Nutri Ventures 05:00 (Omnibus) 06:00 06:30 Weekend Edition 06:30 09:00 Talent On Track 09:30 Xcellerate 09:00 10:00 Challenge SOS 09:30 10:30 An Nuur 10:00 11:00 Sadhana 10:30 11:30 One Day With Bryan Miles 12:30 12:00 Top Chef 13:30 13:00 High Rollers 14:30 16:30 (Omnibus) 17:30 14:12 Whitney 14:36 Whitney 15:00 Minute To Win It 18:30 19:00 16:00 Fatman & 13 21:00 Brides 21:30 16:30 Just Cooking 17:00 Whose Wedding 22:00 Is It Anyway? 18:00 Jam Sandwich 23:00 18:30 News 00:00 19:00 TBA 21:00 EFC 01:00 10:00 EFC 02:00 23:00 Humans 03:00 00:00 John Oliver 01:00 Natasha Leggero
05:00 New Day 05:30 The Smurfs The Weekend 06:00 09:00 Edition Made In SA 10:00 TBA Yum.me 10:30 Isidingo 11:00 (Omnibus) 11:30 Top Billing 12:00 Mela Daddy Day Camp 12:00 Movies Region 12:30 Great Penguin 13:00 Rescue 13:30 News We Steal Secrets 14:00 Honchos 15:00 Interface 16:00 Who Do You Think You Are? 17:00 Republic Of Doyle 18:00 Republic Of 18:30 Doyle The Rookies 19:00 Charlie’s Angels 19:30 Starsky & Hutch 20:30 21:00
We Steal Secrets
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Seabert TBA Expresso Real Talk With Anele The Bold And The Beautiful 7de Laan Isidingo Muvhango Larger Than Life Trending SA Close Up News Africa News Update EFC EFC Afternoon Express Real Talk With Anele News The Bold And The Beautiful Isidingo Tropika Island Of Treasure Follow The Leader Special Assignment Trending SA Days Of Our Lives Duetsche Welle News
TUESDAY 05:00 05:30 06:00 09:00 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 12:45 13:00 13:30 14:00 15:00 16:00 17:00 18:00 18:30 19:00 19:30 20:30 21:00 21:30 22:30 23:30 02:00
TBA Yum.Me Expresso Real Talk With Anele The Bold And The Beautiful 7de Laan Isidingo Muvhango Follow The Leader Follow The News Zoom In News Africa News Update Mela We Meet Again Afternoon Express Real Talk With Anele News The Bold And The Beautiful Isidingo Final Cut Hotness With Lorna Maseko Driving In Heels Trending SA Days Of Our Lives Duetsche Welle News
WEDNESDAY 05:00 05:30 06:00 09:00 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 13:00 13:30 14:00 15:00 16:00 17:00 18:00 19:00 19:30 20:30 21:00 21:30 22:30 23:30 02:00
Made In SA Challenge SOS Expresso Real Talk The Bold And The Beautiful 7de Laan Isidingo Muvhango Driving In Heels Entertainment Now News Africa News Update Minute To Win It Adventure Capitalist Afternoon Express Real Talk With Anele News Isidingo Dinner Date Tyres Uyanda Trending SA Days Of Our Lives Deutsche Welle News
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Interview BY ANGELA BEKIARIS
ITH season two of The Voice SA back and even more popular than the first, we got chatting to one of the judges, Kahn Morbee, about the show, his solo career...and his personal life, of course.
How has season two of The Voice been so far? And how did you get involved with the show? So far it’s been amazing. I love the positive energy of the show and the fact that it celebrates great singing. I was asked to be involved and I jumped at it. It never feels like work.
KAHN dishes on work, fitness, and a little in between…
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What is your favourite part as a coach? I get to see amazing talent sing great songs every show night ͵ a world class free concert, where I’ve got the best seat in the house (the winning seat). And I get paid for it.
What is the atmosphere like on set? Is it as fun as it looks? Really good. I think last season we were familiarising ourselves with the show, each other and being armchair performers as opposed to stage performers. We’ve become friends and that contributes to positive chemistry on set.
Do you think you’ll be the winning coach again this year? I think each coach aims for that and I believe I have definite winners on my side.
When did you decide that you wanted a career in music and how has the journey been so far?
Most creatives are dreamers by default and so our heads are in the clouds with lofty ideals from the minute we spew out our first discordant notes into a shampoo bottle in the shower. But I’ve never seen it as work. It’s weird because I make a living having fun ͵ I do exactly what I want, so that’s the ultimate highlight. My lowest point was finding out the news that I had polyps and having to undergo vocal surgery. I still haven’t quite recovered from a mental frame of mind, but I’m getting there.
What inspired the new solo album? My music will always be inspired by the experiences I absorb and witness. The songs are really just a reflection of my life journey, and an interpretation of the universal human journey.
Tell us about the song on the new album which you wrote with Karen Zoid. I went into the show merely being acquaintances with the four coaches and I can now say that I call them friends. Karen and I got on very soon ͵ we share the same birth year, we were both born in Belgium, and we were both raised by our grandmothers. Without sounding too esoteric it’s as if we were meant to find each other and combine to form a project. We wrote a song during downtime at The Voice and now we’ll be doing a nationwide theatre tour from May to July. The song is called We Could Be Divine, and I’m obviously biased, but I think it’s going to be a smash hit. The show is going to be really special and we hope to do more interesting and exciting things in the future.
After fronting The Parlotones for so many years, is it hard to follow a solo career? Yes and no. No because those other three guys are practically family ͵ we’ve shared the last 18 years together and so many of my experiences and memories have been formed around the family I call The Parlotones, so it always feels weird to not have them by my side or in studio because I trust them implicitly. But I do love the solo career and the fact that it allows me a certain freedom to explore other facets of my songwriting. The Parlotones is and will always be my first musical love.
What advice do you have for someone wanting to try out on the show, or in the music industry? If you are passionate about music and performing, and you do it every day regardless of perceived success, a love of music and a thirst for learning about it, consuming it and performing it is already success. The love of music must always be paramount.
You’re looking great. Share some of your secrets. Well, thank you. I try to exercise at least four times a week ͵ a mixture of gym, running, tennis, squash and more recently I’ve started something called Bodytec in Dainfern, which is a more scientific approach to toning the body. I try eat fairly healthily but I love food, so that’s the main reason I exercise so that I can indulge in all of life’s flavours.
Describe a day in the life of Kahn Morbee at the moment. It’s pretty chaotic. I wake around 05h30 due to an alarm clock named Jaxon, my 19-month-old son. I then spend the morning entertaining him, dressing him, preparing his school bag and then either my wife or I take him to school. The rest of the day will either be rehearsals, music video shoots, interviews, songwriting, vocal lessons etc., and then there’s sometimes an attempt to try chip away at the mountain of admin that I spend most of the time avoiding.
Tell us about upcoming festivals and gigs you’ll be a part of this year. I have The Splashy Fen Festival in April, which is an amazing festival/concert in the park, and The Festival at St Dunstan’s College on May 13.
Where would you like to be in five years from now? My next ambitious project is to write a musical.
SOME FUN WITH KAHN…. Favourite Musician: Paul McCartney Favourite Food: Pizza Favourite Hangout: Home Most Embarrassing Moment: Forgotten in a haze First Kiss: 10 or 11 How You Spent Your First Pay Cheque: Clothes and music Your Inspiration: Creative people You Motivation: Passion Favourite Holiday Destination: Croatia, Mozambique, Kosi Bay Best Characteristic: Persistence Worst Habit: Booze Celebrity Crush: Natalie Portman How You Spend Your Free Time: Doing as little as possible Instagram Or Twitter: TwitGram Sweet Or Salty: Sweealty Brunettes Or Blondes: Blondettes Sexy Or Sweet: Sweexy
SCHEDULES e-tv THURSDAY 05:00 05:25 05:30 08:30 09:00 09:50 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 13:00 13:30 14:25 14:30 14:35 15:00 15:30 15:45 16:00 16:30 17:25 17:30 18:30 19:00 19:30 20:00 20:30 22:30 00:10 01:50 03:45 04:05
Grassroots e-Insert Sunrise News Infomercials The Young And The Restless Infomercials Checkpoint Afro Musica Kasi My Kasi Rhythm City Scandal! Paternity Court News Day WWE Raw Infomercials Peppa Pig Cool Catz Blaze And The Monster Machines Pumpkin Reports Pumpkin Reports Craz-e World Live The Steve Harvey Show e-Insert Unusual Suspects e-News Direct Rhythm City Scandal! Gold Diggers I Spy I Woke Up Dead Taking 5 I Spy The Close Up The Love
FRIDAY 05:00 05:30 08:30 09:00 09:50 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 13:00 13:00 14:25 14:30 16:15 16:30 17:25 17:30 18:00 18:30 19:00 19:30 20:00 20:30 22:45 00:40 03:15 04:55
Life By Design Sunrise News Infomercials The Young And The Restless Infomercials Soul Man Modern Family Hell Date Rhythm City Scandal Paternity Court News Day WWE NXT Infomercials Aladdin And The Death Lamp Frenzy The Steve Harvey Show e-Insert TBA Club 808 e-News Direct Rhythm City Scandal Gold Diggers Terminator 3 Dark Angel Charm City Generations Gap e-Insert
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March 30 – April 5 SATURDAY
05:00 Against All Odds With Mpho Lakaje 05:30 Infomercials 05:35 Cool Catz 06:00 2 Hands 06:05 Cool Catz 06:30 Bob The Builder 06:45 Fireman Sam 07:00 Silly Seasons 07:30 My Little Pony 08:00 Sistahood 08:30 Sofia The First 09:00 Sofia The First 09:30 Scandal (Omnibus) 11:20 Infomercials 11:30 WWE Main Event 12:30 e-Shibobo 13:00 The Ultimate Braai Master 14:00 Cool Runnings 16:00 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.E.I.L.D. 17:00 WWE Smackdown 18:00 e-News Direct Headlines 18:05 Caught On Camera With Nick Cannon 19:00 e-News Direct 19:30 Epic 21:35 Mirrors 23:55 TBA
05:00 Afro Musica 05:30 Joseph Prince ͵ New Creation Church TV 06:00 I Am Soul Precious 06:25 e-Insert 06:30 The Simon Mokoena Show 07:00 Grassroots 07:25 e-Insert 07:30 Hillsong 08:00 2 Hands 08:05 Cool Catz 08:30 The Fairly Odd Parents 09:00 Storm Hawks 09:30 ShizLive 10:00 Mary Mary 11:00 TBA 12:00 Race The Sun 13:55 Epic 14:15 America’s Got Talent 16:00 The Ultimate Braai Master 17:00 WWE Raw 18:00 e-News Direct Headlines 18:05 Mahadi-Lobola 18:30 Omang ͵ Who Are You? 19:00 e-News Direct 19:30 Black-Ish 20:00 Inception 23:05 Unbearable Lightness Of Being 02:40 TBA
05:00 Kushaya Igagasi 05:30 Sunrise News 08:30 Infomercials 09:00 The Young And The Restless 09:50 Infomercials 10:00 SA’s Got Talent 10:30 MTV Exposed 10:55 Infomercials 11:00 e-Shibobo 11:30 Rhythm City 12:00 Scandal! 12:30 Paternity Court 13:00 News Day 13:30 205 Live 14:25 Infomercials 14:30 2 Hands 14:35 Cool Catz 15:00 Bob The Builder 15:15 Fireman Sam 15:30 Power Rangers 16:00 Sistahood 16:30 The Steve Harvey Show 17:25 e-Insert 17:30 Unusual Suspects 18:30 e-News Direct 19:00 Rhythm City 19:30 Scandal! 20:00 Gold Diggers 20:30 Devious Maids 21:30 Hustle 22:30 Middle Of Nowhere 00:35 TBA 02:05 Middle Of Nowhere
TUESDAY 05:00 05:30 08:30 09:00 09:50 10:00 10:55 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 13:00 13:30 14:25 14:30 14:35 15:00 15:30 16:00 16:30 17:25 17:30 18:30 19:00 19:30 20:00 20:30 21:30 22:00 22:30 00:20 01:50
Hillsong Sunrise News Infomercials The Young And The Restless Infomercials SA’s Got Talent Infomercials Generation Free Rhythm City Scandal! Paternity Court News Day WWE Experience Infomercials 2 Hands Cool Catz Dora And Friends Pokémon Frenzy The Steve Harvey Show e-Insert Unusual Suspects e-News Direct Rhythm City Scandal! Gold Diggers Chicago PD Z’bondiwe – The Chase Checkpoint Three Inches TBA Three Inches
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Synopsis Inception INCEPTION stars Leonardo DiCaprio as a professional thief who ƐƚĞĂůƐŝŶĨŽƌŵĂƚŝŽŶďǇŝŶĨŝůƚƌĂƚŝŶŐƚŚĞƐƵďĐŽŶƐĐŝŽƵƐ͘,ĞŝƐŽĨĨĞƌĞĚ ƚŚĞŽƉƉŽƌƚƵŶŝƚǇƚŽŚĂǀĞĂůůŚŝƐĐƌŝŵŝŶĂůŚŝƐƚŽƌǇĞƌĂƐĞĚĨŽƌĂŶĂůŵŽƐƚ ŝŵƉŽƐƐŝďůĞƚĂƐŬʹ͚ŝŶĐĞƉƚŝŽŶ͕͛ƚŚĞŝŵƉůĂŶƚĂƚŝŽŶŽĨĂŶŽƚŚĞƌƉĞƌƐŽŶ͛Ɛ ŝĚĞĂŝŶƚŽĂƚĂƌŐĞƚ͛ƐƐƵďĐŽŶƐĐŝŽƵƐ͘
ϭ͘ tŚĂƚ ƚǇƉĞ ŽĨ ĐƌĞĂƚƵƌĞ ŝƐ Ă dugite? Ϯ͘ /Ŷ ĐŽŵƉƵƚŝŶŐ ǁŚĂƚ ĚŽĞƐ D ŶŽƌŵĂůůǇ ƐƚĂŶĚ ĨŽƌ͍ ϯ͘ <ŽĚŝĂŬ /ƐůĂŶĚ ŝƐ ŝŶ ǁŚŝĐŚ h^ state? ϰ͘ tŚĂƚ ƚǇƉĞ ŽĨ ĂŶŝŵĂů ŝƐ Ă ŬŽůŝŶƐŬǇ͍ ϱ͘ /Ŷ ǁŚŝĐŚ ǇĞĂƌ ĚŝĚ ,ĞŶƌǇ s/// become King of England? 6. Who was the eldest of the Marx Brothers? ϳ͘ /Ŷ ǁŚŝĐŚ ǇĞĂƌ ǁĞƌĞ ƉƌĞŵŝƵŵ bonds first issued in Britain? ϴ͘ tŚŝĐŚ ĐŽƵŶƚƌǇ ŝƐ ŬŶŽǁŶ ĂƐ ƚŚĞ Pearl of Africa? ϵ͘ tŚĂƚ ŝƐ ƚŚĞ ŶĂŵĞ ŽĨ DŽĞ͛Ɛ pet cat in the cartoon show The Simpsons? ϭϬ͘ /Ŷ ƚŚĞ ŚƵŵĂŶ ďŽĚǇ ǁŚĂƚ ŝƐ ƚŚĞ hallux?
ϭ͘ dƌƵĞ Žƌ &ĂůƐĞ͗ BeyoncĠ is expecting a son? Ϯ͘ tŚŝĐŚ ůŽĐĂů ĐĞůĞďƌŝƚǇ ŝƐ ŵĂƌƌŝĞĚ to Thomas Msengana? ϯ͘,Žǁ ŽůĚ ŝƐ Jhene Aiko? ϰ͘ tŚĂƚ͛Ɛ ƚŚĞ ŶĂŵĞ ŽĨ Chris ƌŽǁŶ͛Ɛ ĚĂƵŐŚƚĞƌ͍ ϱ͘ ,Žǁ ŵĂŶǇ ŬŝĚƐ ĚŽĞƐ ĂĐƚŽƌ Ice Cube have? ϲ͘ tŚŝĐŚ ƌĞĂůŝƚǇ ƐƚĂƌ ŝƐ ŵĂƌƌŝĞĚ ƚŽ Kanye West? ϳ͘ tŚŝĐŚ ĨĂŵŽƵƐ Idols ũƵĚŐĞ ŝƐ ƐĞƚ to release a fitness DVD? ϴ͘ tŚŝĐŚ ƚŽǁŶƐŚŝƉ ŝƐ ĂƌƚŝƐƚ ŽůĂ from? ϵ͘ tŚŝĐŚ ƌĂĚŝŽ ƉƌĞƐĞŶƚĞƌ ǁĂƐ ŽŶĐĞ crowned Miss Soweto? ϭϬ͘ dƌƵĞ Žƌ &ĂůƐĞ͗ Dineo Ranaka and Manaka Ranaka are cousins?
tĞ ĂƌĞ ŶŽƚ ƌĞƐƉŽŶƐŝďůĞ ĨŽƌ ƐĐŚĞĚƵůĞ ĐŚĂŶŐĞƐ ŵĂĚĞ ďǇ ƚŚĞ ds ĐŚĂŶŶĞůƐ
Catch ϭ͘/ŶShall We Play The A Game? who Goldbergs͕ ĂĐĐŝĚĞŶƚĂůůǇŐĞƚƐĂƌƌǇ Thursdays at kicked out of a group 18h00 on of cool kids? DͲEĞƚ͘ Ϯ͘dƌƵĞŽƌ&ĂůƐĞ͗ The Goldbergs is set in the ϭϵϴϬƐŝŶ:ĞŶŬŝŶƚŽǁŶ͕WĞŶŶƐǇůǀĂŶŝĂ͘ ϯ͘/ŶƚŚĞĞƉŝƐŽĚĞ Family Takes Care Of BeverlyǁŚŽŐĞƚƐĞǀŝĐƚĞĚĂĨƚĞƌĂĐĐŝĚĞŶƚĂůůǇ starting a fire? ϰ͘/ŶǁŚŝĐŚĞƉŝƐŽĚĞĚŝĚĞǀĞƌůǇŐĞƚDƌDĞůůĞƌ fired for singling out Adam during dodgeball? ϱ͘/ŶDarryl Dawkins Dance episode, when the Sadie Hawkins dance approaches, who does Erica ask to help her find him a date? 6. What is the name of the first ever episode of The Goldbergs? ϳ͘tŚŽŶĂƌƌĂƚĞƐƚŚĞƐĞƌŝĞƐ͍ ϴ͘tŚĂƚ:ĞƌƐĞǇŝƐĂƌƌǇƐĞĞŶǁĞĂƌŝŶŐŝŶŵŽƐƚ of the episodes? ϵ͘tŚŽƉůĂǇƐĂƌƌǇŝŶƚŚĞƐĞƌŝĞƐ͍ ϭϬ͘tŚĂƚŝƐƚŚĞĂǀĞƌĂŐĞĞƉŝƐŽĚĞƌƵŶŶŝŶŐ time?
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1. Wade Wilson in Deadpool͕,Ăů:ŽƌĚĂŶŝŶ Green Lantern ĂŶĚDŝƚĐŚŝŶThe ChangeUpĂƌĞĮůŵƌŽůĞƐƉůĂǇĞĚďǇƚŚŝƐĂŶĂĚŝĂŶ actor (4,8) ϯ͘ĂŶĂĚŝĂŶĂĐƚŽƌ͕ǁŚŽƐĞĮůŵƐŝŶĐůƵĚĞ The Nice Guys, La La Land, The Place Beyond The Pines, The Ides Of March and Gangster Squad (4,7) 4. Dutch actress who played the role of yĞŶŝĂKŶĂƚŽƉƉŝŶƚŚĞ:ĂŵĞƐŽŶĚĮůŵ GoldenEye, and whose movies include the Taken series and The Wolverine (5,7) ϱ͘h^ĂĐƚŽƌǁŚŽƐƚĂƌƌĞĚŝŶƚŚĞĮůŵƐ Star Trek Beyond, The Finest Hours, Unstoppable, People Like Us, Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit and Smokin’ Aces (5,4) 6. English comedian and actor, whose ĮůŵƐŝŶĐůƵĚĞ Arthur, Rock Of Ages, &ŽƌŐĞƫŶŐ^ĂƌĂŚDĂƌƐŚĂůů and ĞĚƟŵĞ Stories (7,5)
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KDW>d ƚŚĞ ŐƌŝĚ ƐŽ ƚŚĂƚ ĞǀĞƌǇ ƌŽǁ͕ ĐŽůƵŵŶ ĂŶĚ ϰǆϰ ďŽǆ ĐŽŶƚĂŝŶƐ Ϭ͕ ϭ͕ Ϯ͕ ϯ͕ ϰ͕ ϱ͕ ϲ͕ ϳ͕ ϴ ĂŶĚ ϵ ĂŶĚ Ă͕ ď͕ Đ͕ Ě͕ Ğ ĂŶĚ Ĩ͘
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ϭ͘/͛ǀĞƚŽŐŽŽƵƚŽŶĚĂƚĞƐ͵ it has that ĐĂůŵŝŶŐĞīĞĐƚ;ϴͿ ϴ͘ŝƐĐŽƵŶƚĂǀĂŝůĂďůĞŽŶĂƌĞĐŽŶĚŝƟŽŶĞĚ beater (6) ϵ͘,ŽǁƐǁĞĞƚŝƚŝƐƚŽƐĞĞůƐŝĞŝŶĂĚƵĞƚ;ϲͿ ϭϬ͘zŽƵŶŐŵĂŶǁŝƚŚĂďŽǁƐĞĞŶŝŶƚŚĞ rose garden (4) ϭϮ͘/ƚǁŝůůůŽǁĞƌǇŽƵƌƌĞƉƵƚĂƟŽŶ͕Ě͕ ŐĞƫŶŐŝŶĨĞƌŝŽƌŝŶŐƌĂĚĞ;ϲͿ ϭϯ͘zŽƵ͛ůůďƌŝŶŐŝƚŽŶǇŽƵƌƐĞůĨŝŶ^ƉĂŝŶ͕ cursing like that (5) 14. I get a lot of hard work (4) ϭϲ͘^ƵĚĚĞŶĐŽŶǀƵůƐŝŽŶƐƵīĞƌĞĚǁŚĞŶĂŶ ^D^ǁĂƐŽŶĂWƐǇƐƚĞŵ;ϱͿ ϭϵ͘ŶǇǁĂǇ͕ďĞĚŽŐŵĂƟĐ͊;ϱͿ Ϯϭ͘>ŝĞĚĂďŽƵƚďĞŝŶŐƵŶĞŵƉůŽǇĞĚ͊;ϰͿ Ϯϯ͘/ƚ͛ƐĂůǁĂǇƐǁŝƚŚŵĞƚŽƌĞŵĂŝŶ steadfast (5) Ϯϰ͘dŚĞǇƚĂůŬĂďŽƵƚǀŝĐĞƐŽĞĂƐŝůǇ͊;ϲͿ Ϯϲ͘zŽƵ͛ĚĚĞŶǇĚŚĂǀŝŶŐũƵƐƚŽŶĞůƵŵƉ͍ (4) Ϯϴ͘>ĞŌĂƚƚŚĞŵĂŶŽƌĂĐĐŽƌĚŝŶŐƚŽƌƵůĞ;ϲͿ Ϯϵ͘^ĞĞŶĂƚ>ĞŶƚĂůƚŚŽƵŐŚƐƵƉƉŽƐĞĚůǇ concealed (6) ϯϬ͘dŚĞǇ͛ƌĞŚĞůĚƵŶǁŝůůŝŶŐůǇ͵ŝƚ͛ƐůŝŬĞ seeing a ghost at sea! (8)
2. Draw it out, Ed ͵ on cue! (5) ϯ͘ DŽƐƚ ŵĂƌĐŚĞƌƐĂƌĞůŝŬĞϭϬĂĐƌŽƐƐĂŶĚ his friends (7) ϰ͘ dŚĞ ƉƵƌƉŽƐĞ ŽĨĐĂŵƉŝŶŐŽƵƚ;ϲͿ ϱ͘ dŚĞƌĞĨŽƌĞ͕ ŝƚ͛ƐŬĞƉƚŝŶĂŶŽƚŚĞƌŐŽůĚŵŝŶĞ (4) ϲ͘ ŶĂ ŝƐ ŝŶƚŽ ĐĂƌƐďƵƚĐĂŶ͛ƚƐƚĂŶĚƚŚĞ Crusader! (7) ϳ͘ WƌŽĚƵĐĞƐ ĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚďůĞŶĚƐŽĨŐƌĞĞŶ ƚĞĂƐ ;ϵͿ ϭϭ͘ >ŝƐƚ ŝƚ ĂƐ Ă ĮŶĞƐĞĚŝŵĞŶƚ;ϰͿ ϭϮ͘ >ŝƐƚĞŶ͊ 'Ğƚ ŵĂĚĂŶĚƚĂŬĞŝƚƚŽďŝƚƐ͊;ϵͿ ϭϱ͘ >ŽƐƚ ŵǇ ŚĞĂĚĂƚEŽϭϰǁŚĞŶ/ discovered black gold! (3) ϭϳ͘ 'Ğƚ /ĂŶ ŝŶ ƚŚĞƚĞĂŵĂŶĚŐŝǀĞŝƚƐŽŵĞ life (7) 18. I employ men with that certain bearing (4) ϮϬ͘ KŶĞ ƉůĂĐĞ ŝŶĨƌŝĐĂǁŚĞƌĞƚŚĞǇƐŚŽǁ ire and shed a tear easily (7) 22. It may prevent some holding such ĂīĂŝƌƐ ;ϲͿ Ϯϱ͘ ,Žǁ Ě ĂŶĚ ǀĂŵĂŶĂŐĞƚŽĚŽĚŐĞ us (5) Ϯϳ͘ ƵƌƐĞ ŝƚ͊ dŚĂƚǁĂƐĂŚŽƚŽŶĞ͊;ϰͿ
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THERE are 9 ůĞƩĞƌƐ ƵƐĞĚ within the ƉƵǌǌůĞ͕ĞĂĐŚ ůĞƩĞƌŵƵƐƚ be used (but never repeated) in every row, ĐŽůƵŵŶĂŶĚ 3x3 square.
3. Secret meeting 7. Deep hole 16 11. Group of fish 15 14 13 12 11 10 9 17. Block 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 18. Short surplice 1 20 19. Nimble 19 18 20. Travelling bag 17 21. Modify 23 22 22. Moon of Saturn 21 27 23. Young bird of prey 26 25 24. Folly 24 25. Asian country 30 29 26. Prod 28 27. Vulgar 32 28. Kind of lily 31 29. Peels 43 42 41 40 39 30. City-related 38 37 36 35 34 33 31. Cloister resident 49 48 47 32. Male sheep 46 33. Nabbed 45 44 37. Conflagration 53 52 51 40. Ferocious 50 57 44. Spy 56 48. Mournful poem 55 54 64 50. Prickle 63 62 61 60 51. Following 59 58 53. Ring of colour 67 54. Post 66 56. Queen, … Boleyn 65 73 72 71 58. Small bird 70 69 68 59. Arctic shelters 79 60. Speck 78 77 76 75 62. Rodeo rope 74 63. Beast of burden 82 81 65. Carry out 80 66. Pastry shell 88 87 86 67. Wading bird 85 84 83 68. Tales 93 92 91 71. Raised, as a price 90 89 74. Competent 99 98 75. Greek letter 97 96 77. Make a point 95 94 104 79. Lion’s share 103 102 80. Flabbergast 101 100 109 110 81. Distress signal 108 107 82. Deadly sin 106 105 83. Object of worship 113 112 84. Went wrong 111 86. Boy’s name 117 116 88. Wife of Osiris 115 89. Wooden box 114 124 123 91. Start 122 121 120 119 94. Arm bones 118 129 128 96. Rope fibre 127 126 98. Position in yoga 125 136 Drunkard 100. 135 134 133 132 101. Table linen 131 130 102. Plaything 140 139 103. Romance novelist, … Glyn 138 137 104. Delivery vehicle 143 105. Vipers 142 141 109. Stench 147 111. Portends 146 145 112. Astound 144 150 113. Rosh Hashanah horn 149 114. Group of singers 148 116. Frogs 118. Turned sharply 120. Morale booster (3,4) 123. Most recent 125. Chicago trains 128. Garden tool double set of 130. Hot beverage , 1s o (tw s er mb nu 132. Zippy ). 3s o tw d an two 2s ĂϲǆϲŐƌŝĚůŽŐŝĐ 134. Study ddD/ŝƐ 137. Contaminate game played with the 138. In a tizzy h ber Eac W>a num numbers 1 to 3. 139. Epitome of thinness Ăůů ŝŶƚŚĞĞŵƉƚǇďŽǆĞƐ ϯǆϯƐůĂďŵƵƐƚĐŽŶƚĂŝŶ 140. Tightwads no h t wit tha in such a way the numbers 1-3 141. Sheeplike s slab nt , ace duplicates. Adj each row across 142. Insane talker e sam the n cannot contain each column dow 143. Flowers 3 ber num number, i.e. the ĂŶĚĞĂĐŚƐŵĂůůϵͲďŽǆ 144. Jacket part Ž ǆƚƚ ŶĞ ĐĞĚ ĐĂŶŶŽƚďĞƉůĂ 145. Office worker square contains all h Eac 3. ber another num 146. Fast-moving of the numbers from st mu mn colu row and 147. Rocker, Ted … one to nine. of set ble dou a contain 148. Sea eagles 2s two 1s, o (tw numbers 149. Beer ingredient . 3s) two and 150. Small SA coins
DOWN 1. Give, as homework 2. Spectators 3. Piece of land 4. Putting trust in 5. Play division 6. Bullfighter 7. Rose oil 8. Court attendant 9. Verbal defamation 10. Anatomical cavity 11. Former Japanese leader 12. Lumberjack 13. Mediocre 14. Cicero’s tongue 15. Be at odds 16. Pandemonium 34. Opposed to 35. Gas or electricity 36. Hard bargainer 38. Close 39. Cruel emperor 41. Skating venue 42. Akin 43. Family group 45. Street urchin 46. Gallantry 47. Great flair 49. Gaggle group 52. Biblical pronoun 55. In every part or respect (2,3,6) 57. Near miss (6,5) 58. Persistent 60. Uninteresting (3,2,4) 61. Spreader of sleeping sickness (6,3) 64. Senior politician 69. Broadway performer 70. Group of nine 72. Goddess of peace 73. Author’s concluding words 76. Musical aptitude 78. Term of endearment 85. Formal compensation 87. Printer’s dagger 89. Reprimand 90. Sealed vial 92. Venetian boat 93. Tell a story 95. Reluctant 97. Roman robe 99. Bare 106. Bucket 107. Grotto 108. Yashmak 110. God of love 115. Hardened into bone 117. Decathlon participants 119. Unspecified person 121. Join in 122. Replies 124. Tease mercilessly 125. Firstborn 126. Collar extensions 127. Church official 129. Not genuine 130. Spice 131. Snow leopard 132. Juniper fruit 133. Gold purity unit 135. Wear away 136. Effort or impulse
EVEN EXCHANGE , numbered row contains two clues and two ĂŶƐǁĞƌƐ͘dŚĞƚǁŽĂŶƐǁĞƌƐ ĚŝīĞƌĨƌŽŵĞĂĐŚŽƚŚĞƌďǇ ŽŶůǇŽŶĞůĞƩĞƌ͕ǁŚŝĐŚŚĂƐ already been inserted. For ĞǆĂŵƉůĞ͕ŝĨǇŽƵĞǆĐŚĂŶŐĞ ƚŚĞĨƌŽŵD^dZĨŽƌĂŶ /͕ǇŽƵŐĞƚD/^dZ͘ŽŶŽƚ change the order of the ůĞƩĞƌƐ.
BY BARRIE THOMSON
dKEdZƚŚŝƐ>K<tKZ ͕ĂůůǇŽƵŚĂǀĞƚŽĚŽŝƐĮŶŝƐŚ ƚŚĞ ŐƌŝĚ͕ĂŶĚƚŚĞƌŝŶŐĞĚĂƌĞĂƐǁ ŝůůŵĂŬĞƵƉŽŶĞǁŽƌĚ͘dŚĞ ĐůƵĞƚŽ ƚŚĞĂŶƐǁĞƌŝƐ͗WĞůůƵĐŝĚŝƚǇ͘^ D^ϰϴϰϬϴǁŝƚŚƚŚĞĂŶƐǁĞƌ͕Ǉ ŽƵƌ name and surname, e-mail address (if you have one), and peopleͬůŽĐŬǁŽƌĚEŽ͘ϲϴ ϴ͘ĞƐƵƌĞƚŽ^D^ďĞĨŽƌĞ Ɖƌŝůϵ͕ϮϬϭϳ͘ǇĚŽŝŶŐƚŚŝƐ ͕ǇŽƵĐŽƵůĚǁŝŶZϱϬϬ͘tŝŶŶĞ ƌ ŽĨEŽ͘ϲϴϰ͗dŚŽŵĂƐƵƌŶƐ͘ ŶƐǁĞƌ͗WƌĂŝƐĞǁŽƌƚŚǇ͘^D ^ĞƐ ĐŚĂƌŐĞĚĂƚZϭ͘ϱϬĂŶĚĨƌĞĞ ^D^ĞƐĚŽŶŽƚĂƉƉůǇ͘dĞƌŵ ƐĂŶĚ ĐŽŶĚŝƟŽŶƐĂƉƉůǇ͘
GO FIGURE THE idea of Go &ŝŐƵƌĞŝƐƚŽĂƌƌŝǀĞĂƚƚŚĞ ĮŐƵƌĞƐŐŝǀĞŶĂƚƚŚĞďŽƩŽŵ ĂŶĚƌŝŐŚƚͲŚĂŶĚĐŽůƵŵŶƐŽĨ the diagram – by following the ĂƌŝƚŚŵĞƟĐƐŝŐŶƐŝŶƚŚĞŽƌĚĞƌƚŚĞǇ ĂƌĞŐŝǀĞŶ;ĨƌŽŵůĞŌƚŽƌŝŐŚƚĂŶĚ ƚŽƉƚŽďŽƩŽŵͿ͘hƐĞŽŶůǇƚŚĞƌŝŐŚƚ numbers below the diagram to ĐŽŵƉůĞƚĞŝƚƐďůĂŶŬƐƋƵĂƌĞƐ͕ ĂŶĚƵƐĞĞĂĐŚŽĨƚŚĞŶŝŶĞ ŶƵŵďĞƌƐŽŶůǇŽŶĐĞ͘
dhere are 13 bl ŚĞǆĂŐŽŶƐŝŶƚŚ ƉƵǌǌůĞ͘WůĂĐĞƚ numbers 1 ͵ 6 around each of them. No num can be repeate ĂŶǇƉĂƌƟĂůŚĞǆ shape along th ďŽƌĚĞƌŽĨƚŚĞƉ
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CRISS CROSS 3 LETTERS hE/ 4 LETTERS hE/d 5 LETTERS hE/&z hE/KE hE/d 6 LETTERS hE/Yh hE/^KE hE/d 7 LETTERS hE/KZE hE/&KZD
8 LETTERS hE/KE/^d hE/sZ^ 9 LETTERS hE/&KZD>z hE/E:hZ hE/Es/d hE/dZ/E hE/sZ^> 10 LETTERS hE/DW/Z hE/DWK^/E' hE/Es/d/E' hE/sZ^/dz
͕ AT ĮƌƐƚ ŐůĂŶĐĞ these two ůŽŽŬ ƉŝĐƚƵƌĞƐ ŵĂǇ ƚ Ƶ ů͘ ŝĚĞŶƟĐĂ e there are som Ɛ ŐĞ Ŷ Ă ĐŚ ƐƵďƚůĞ Ě Ŷ ĐŽ ƐĞ Ğ ŝŶ ƚŚ ŝĨ ǇŽƵ ƉŝĐƚƵƌĞ͘ ^ĞĞ Ɛŝǆ Ğ ĐĂŶ ĮŶĚ ƚŚ Ɛ͘ ĚŝīĞƌĞŶĐĞ
FIND A WORD that can follow the ǁŽƌĚŽŶƚŚĞůĞŌĂŶĚƉƌĞĐĞĚĞƚŚĞ word on the right. When you have ĮůůĞĚŝŶĂůůƚŚĞĂŶƐǁĞƌƐ͕ƚŚĞŶĂŵĞ of a celebrity can be read from top ƚŽďŽƩŽŵŝŶŽŶĞŽĨƚŚĞůŝŶĞƐ͘
WISHING WELL ,ZŝƐĂƉůĞĂƐĂŶƚůŝƩůĞŐĂŵĞƚŚĂƚǁŝůůŐŝǀĞǇŽƵĂŵĞƐƐĂŐĞĞǀĞƌǇĚĂǇ͘/ƚ͛Ɛ ĂŶƵŵĞƌŝĐĂůƉƵǌǌůĞĚĞƐŝŐŶĞĚƚŽƐƉĞůůŽƵƚǇŽƵƌĨŽƌƚƵŶĞ͘ŽƵŶƚƚŚĞůĞƩĞƌƐ ŝŶǇŽƵƌĮƌƐƚŶĂŵĞ͘/ĨƚŚĞŶƵŵďĞƌŽĨůĞƩĞƌƐŝƐϲŽƌŵŽƌĞ͕ƐƵďƚƌĂĐƚϰ͘/ĨƚŚĞ ŶƵŵďĞƌŝƐůĞƐƐƚŚĂŶϲ͕ĂĚĚϯ͘dŚĞƌĞƐƵůƚŝƐǇŽƵƌŬĞǇŶƵŵďĞƌ͘^ƚĂƌƚĂƚƚŚĞ ƵƉƉĞƌůĞŌͲŚĂŶĚĐŽƌŶĞƌĂŶĚĐŚĞĐŬŽŶĞŽĨǇŽƵƌŬĞǇŶƵŵďĞƌƐ͕ůĞŌƚŽƌŝŐŚƚ dŚĞŶƌĞĂĚƚŚĞŵĞƐƐĂŐĞƚŚĞůĞƩĞƌƐƵŶĚĞƌƚŚĞĐŚĞĐŬĞĚĮŐƵƌĞƐŐŝǀĞǇŽƵ͘
ACROSS 1. 645 - 28 4. 129 × 2 7. 1124 ÷ 4 10. 2040 ÷ 3 12. 422 + 138 14. 4 × 8 15. 2324 ÷ 7 17. 250 ÷ 5 18. 430 ÷ 2 20. 91 × 2 23. 201 × 4 25. 425 × 2 27. 533 + 261 29. 329 ÷ 7 30. 328 - 15
32. 39 - 20 33. 55 × 2 34. 2940 ÷ 7 DOWN 2. 15 × 8 3. 13 × 6 5. 492 + 103 6. 325 - 62 8. 1384 ÷ 8 9. 400 ÷ 4 11. 7398 ÷ 9 13. 4564 ÷ 7 15. 63 - 28 16. 220 - 10 19. 236 - 66 21. 1694 ÷ 2
22. 221 × 4 23. 5346 ÷ 6 24. 3396 ÷ 4 26. 617 - 46 28. 455 × 2 30. 5 × 6 31. 17 × 2
KAKURU &/donly the numbers 1 to 9 into the ŐƌŝĚƐŽƚŚĂƚĞĂĐŚŚŽƌŝǌŽŶƚĂůƌƵŶŽĨǁŚŝƚĞ squares adds up to the total above the ĚŝĂŐŽŶĂůůŝŶĞƚŽƚŚĞůĞŌŽĨƚŚĞƌƵŶ͕ĂŶĚ ƐŽƚŚĂƚĞĂĐŚǀĞƌƟĐĂůƌƵŶŽĨǁŚŝƚĞƐƋƵĂƌĞƐ adds up to the total below the diagonal ůŝŶĞĂďŽǀĞƚŚĞƌƵŶ͘EŽŶƵŵďĞƌĐĂŶďĞ ƵƐĞĚŵŽƌĞƚŚĂŶŽŶĐĞŝŶĂŶǇƌƵŶ͘
ACROSS 5) Make something work (7) 13) Person who does manual work (8) 14) Electronic musical instrument (8) 15) Shout out (4) 17) Extremely (4) 19) Years between 13 and 19 (7) 21) Horrible to see (7) 24) Unexpected extra (5) 26) Scum on molten metal (5) 27) Informal descriptive words (5) 30) Black shiny Biblical bird (5) 31) Concur (5) 33) Meat substitute bean (4) 35) Precipitation (4) 36) Starting place for a grand prix (4) 37) Prudish (4) 39) Nothing (4) 40) Unclear (5) 41) Short skirt (4) 42) Get smaller (4) 44) Abominable snowman (4) 46) I am, you ??? (3) 48) American autumn (4) 49) Multiply by (5)
DOWN 1) Speed (4) 2) Satellite (4) 3) Source (6) 4) Arid (3) 6) Hue (6) 7) Take out a knot (4) 8) Inn (6) 9) The blue above (3) 10) Changing the colour of your hair (6) 11) Solo (4) 12) Language of Pakistan (4) 16) Weathering (7) 18) Money held back for a purpose (7) 19) Foot appendages (4) 20) Simple (4) 22) Finished (4) 23) Thin (4) 25) Spicy cold sausage (6) 26) Reason out (6) 28) Take it easy (4) 29) Dog’s warning sound (5) 31) Let in (5)
51) Above (4) 53) Viper of S. Europe (3) 55) Every (3) 56) Woody plant (4) 58) Midday (4) 60) Sick (3) 61) Automobile (3) 65) Common toilet (3) 66) Small salamandas (5) 67) Focus of attention (9) 68) US sherif’s helpers (5) 69) Top card (3) 70) Whisky grain (3) 71) Address for a knight (3) 72) Shock (4) 73) Behind time (4) 75) Piece of old cloth (3) 76) Coal mine (3) 78) 3rd son of Adam and Eve (4) 80) Female gander (5) 83) Something played for fun (4) 85) However (3) 88) Back of the foot (4) 90) Ring round a barrel (4) 93) Old word for fever (4)
32) Grand production (4) 34) Jewish weeks after Passover (4) 38) Sacred bird of Egypt (4) 43) Key on the computer keyboard (3) 45) Brown in the sun (3) 46) Intense electric light source (3,4) 47) Very sincere (7) 48) Blossoms (7) 49) Full of (7) 50) Cuddle up (7) 52) Subunit of Middle Eastern currency (7) 53) Hypersensitivity to something (7) 54) Make a strong objection (7) 57) Set ﬁre to again (5) 59) Group of eight (5) 62) Request (3) 63) Mischievous fairy (3) 64) Suitable (3) 72) The woman indicated (3) 74) Self esteem (3) 77) Small picture on a screen (4) 79) The ones pointed at (5) 81) Continue forward (6) 82) Without a sound (6)
94) Pig food (5) 95) Sheet of glass (4) 96) Card game for children (4) 98) Liquid food (4) 99) Enthusiasm (4) 100) High (4) 103) Part of a poem (5) 105) Outstanding (5) 107) Having the same value (5) 109) Famous violin (5) 110) Slightly warm (5) 111) Food to follow the main (7) 115) Rodent catcher (3,4) 118) Road vehicle on rails (4) 119) Wise man and a herb (4) 121) Pull apart (8) 122) Surgical thread (8) 123) Solutions (7)
84) Adam’s fruit (5) 86) ???? Grey – tea (4) 87) Ribbon (4) 89) Line round the centre of the Earth (7) 91) Space between things (7) 92) Second Greek letter (4) 96) Trading store (4) 97) Very keen (4) 101) Relating to wings (4) 102) Walk with diiculty (4) 104) Light shoe with straps (6) 105) Ham (6) 106) More compact (6) 108) Extinct zebra-like animal (6) 112) Second-hand (4) 113) Clock face (4) 114) Got older and bigger (4) 116) London art gallery (4) 117) Open and spacious (4) 118) Infusion of dry leaves (3) 120) Large deciduous tree (3)
dKEdZƚŚŝƐ^KW>K<tKZ͕ĂůůǇŽƵŚĂǀĞƚŽĚŽŝƐ ĮŶŝƐŚƚŚĞŐƌŝĚ͘tŚĞŶĐŽŵƉůĞƚĞĚƚŚĞƐĐƌĂŵďůĞĚůĞƩĞƌƐǁŝůů spell out the answer for the clue: An actor in Uzalo͘^D^ ϰϴϰϬϴǁŝƚŚƚŚĞĂŶƐǁĞƌ͕ǇŽƵƌŶĂŵĞĂŶĚƐƵƌŶĂŵĞ͕ĂŶĚĞͲŵĂŝů address (if you have one), as well as people/Soap Blockword EŽ͘ϲϲϵ͘ĞƐƵƌĞƚŽ^D^ďĞĨŽƌĞƉƌŝůϵ͕ϮϬϭϳ͘ǇĚŽŝŶŐƚŚŝƐ͕ ǇŽƵƐƚĂŶĚƚŚĞĐŚĂŶĐĞŽĨǁŝŶŶŝŶŐZϱϬϬ͘tŝŶŶĞƌŽĨEŽ͘ϲϲϱ͗ DĞŐĂŶƵǇƐ͘ŶƐǁĞƌ͗&ůŽƌĞŶĐĞDŽŬŐĂƚƐŝ͘^D^ĞƐĐŚĂƌŐĞĚĂƚ Zϭ͘ϱϬĂŶĚĨƌĞĞ^D^ĞƐĚŽŶŽƚĂƉƉůǇ͘dĞƌŵƐĂŶĚĐŽŶĚŝƟŽŶƐ apply.
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Small ƉŝĞĐĞ of food
Run in neutral
Put in ƉůĂĐĞ
Beware the ? ŽĨDĂƌĐŚ
Cry of pain
Change from solid to liquid state >ŝŽŶ͛ƐĐĂůů
Large passenger ǀĞŚŝĐůĞ
Infested with ghosts
Brought to naught ^ĐĞŶƚƐ
Type of fuel
Type of beer Plunge ŚĞĂĚͲĮƌƐƚ More aged
ƵĐƟŽŶ ǆŚŝďŝƟŽŶƐ item ŽĨĂƌƟƐƚƐ͛ Low ground ůŝĨĞǁŽƌŬƐ between hills
Item of footwear Went on a pleasure trip
Ring of light Long ago Complete ͲŶĞƐƐ Rowing im ͲƉůĞŵĞŶƚƐ Past ƉĂƌƟĐŝƉůĞ of ‘lie’
Owing &ůŝŐŚƚ ŶĐůŽƐĞĚ of steps ƐƉĂĐĞďǇ Obedient, a building ĐŽŵƉůŝĂŶƚ
Tenth part of items in ĂĨƌĞƋƵĞŶͲ ĐǇĚŝƐƚƌŝͲ ďƵƟŽŶ
Short sleep hŶƟů (abbr)
Cut and dried grass Town with a harbour
͍'ĐĂďĂƐŚĞ ƉůĂǇƐ:ĂŵĂŝĐĂ in Rhythm City
? Kunene plays :ĂĐŬDĂďĂƐŽŝŶ 'ĞŶĞƌĂƟŽŶƐͲ dŚĞ>ĞŐĂĐǇ
Harsh; severe Defeats ƵƩĞƌůǇ
EĂƟǀĞ tribe of Montana Liquid pre ͲĐŝƉŝƚĂƟŽŶ
Party giver ZŽďƵƐƚͲ ness
Hannelie Warren ƉůĂǇƐ͍&ĞƌƌĞŝƌĂ in Binnelanders
Craig Urbani plays ? Bradbury ŝŶ^ĐĂŶĚĂů͊ &ĂĐƵůƚǇ ŽĨƐƉĞĞĐŚ Slept lightly
ůŽŽĚͲ ĚƌŝŶŬŝŶŐ ĐŽƌƉƐĞŽĨ European ĨŽůŬůŽƌĞ
Jump in surprise Total
ƐŬĨŽƌ ĐŚĂƌŝƚǇ Indigo (plant or dye)
ƌĂƐƐŝŶƐƚͲ rument of brilliant tone WĂĐŬŽĨ printer paper ƩĂĐŬ
ǀĞŚŝĐůĞƐ ŐŐͲƐŚĂƉĞĚ ŇƵƚǇͲƚŽŶĞĚ ǁŝŶĚŝŶƐͲ trument
^ƉŽŬĞŶ or sung (exam)
ǁƌŝƟŶŐ Ladies’ jewelled head ornament
Lose grip and let fall Blend
Colour of ƚŚĞƵŶͲ ĐůŽƵĚĞĚ ĚĂǇƟŵĞ ƐŬǇ
in water KƌŶĂŵĞŶͲ ƚĂůĐůĂƐƉ with pin ĂƩĂĐŚĞĚ
&ŝŶŝƐŚĞĚ īĞĐƚĞĚůǇ modest people
ĐƚŽĨďƌĞĂ ͲƚŚŝŶŐŽƵƚ dƌĞŶĐŚ round a ĐĂƐƚůĞ
In posses ͲƐŝŽŶŽĨĂ weapon
tƌŝƩĞŶ (for an ĂĐƚŽƌ to say)
In a manner ůŝŬĞůǇƚŽ ĞǆĐŝƚĞ anger
It is (abbr)
Grow old Grapefruit ĂŶĚƚĂŶŐͲ ŶĐŽƵŶƚĞƌ ĞƌŝŶĞĐƌŽƐƐ
Outside ;ƉƌĞĮǆͿ ‘The Lion’ star sign
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EVERY week we bring you heartwarming stories of ordinary people dealing with extraordinary circumstances, and offer readers the chance to help them by paying it forward.
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UST days ago, on Friday March 24, the world commemorated TB Day – a day designed to build public awareness that tuberculosis remains an epidemic in much of the world. It’s a particularly important topic for Kevin Grenfell because he lost his mother, Ingrid, to a TB-related illness in March 2016. “During the last year of my school career, my dad was commuting between Joburg and Durban, where we lived at the time, and my sister was studying nursing in Pietermaritzburg. This meant my mom and I got to spend a significant amount of quality time together, forming a bond of love, trust and understanding. It was also during this time that I remember driving her (I was under age, without a licence) to Wentworth Hospital on the other side of Durban for her medical check-ups and what later became the start of more than two decades of pain, suffering and ill health. Despite her illnesses, my mom refused to give up on life. Whether it was cooking for the Women’s Institute and entering baking competitions for the Pietermaritzburg Royal Show, or putting on a fundraising fashion show for the Jaycees in Pinetown, she executed every new project with passion and pride. All along the way she made good friends and positively impacted on people’s lives with her gentle, unassuming, authentic and humble approach.” Kevin explains that after many medical sessions, Ingrid was diagnosed with a TBrelated illness. She was hospitalised and in isolation in ICU in 2012, recovered slightly, but then regressed over the years until she needed to be on oxygen permanently. “She loved her quilting group and was heartbroken when she could not
co tinue witth it. iss was w because of her un ontrollabl shaki k n , but she was so lea d o keep herr riendships going with err qu q ilting group.. Sh loved her Bible s u y group, which i sadly she could not attend as re ulaarl r y as she would have liked. T is loss ss, owever, was more than madee u for by regular visits made by members of the Bryanston M thod Me dist Church community and Past storrs who shared Holy C mmun Co nion with her.” Ingrid d ed on March 28, 2016. On t e eve of the inevitable, with he health having eteerior o ated so, Kevin chose to ree ember the incredible matriiarch and role model his d been. mother had member the fun times “I chose to rem we had, new experiences together, the life lesso on I earnt and respect for h man beein hu i gs. I chose to remember the solid old-scchool principles I was honesty, raised on ͵ manners, m integrity and love. While it was a devastating moment in my life, having waatched her fight back aggain and again inspired me and gavve me the strength to pussh myself harder and further in all aspects of my life, including cycling. To thiss day, my mother is my inspiration and my light hen I hit dark moments wh in a race and in life. Riding for me is not just bout riding hard and ab ding to beat myself. It’s rid my place of freedom, recovery, spirituality. It’s my meditation and my saanity.” Ingrid’s death prompted Keevin to learn more bout a disease that is ab ass misunderstood as it is deadly. He discovered thaat TB is one of the top 10 causes of death worldwide and that many victims are children under the age of 10. In fact, every day, up to 200 children die from TB despite its being a preventable and curable disease. In South Africa specifically, there is an urgent need for public attention, prioritisation, commitment and funding
for this disease. In a quest to lift telling the trainer, ‘I’m training for JoBerg2c’. Earlier this year, I children out of the shadows got the incredible news of TB – and in celebration from Old Mutual that of his mother’s life they were willing – Kevin was inspired to sponsor me an to get on his bike. entry and have He’ll be me ride as a competing in part of Team the annual Old Mutual.” Old Mutual Kevin says JoBerg2c when he got Mountain the news, his Bike race from immediate April 21 to 29, reaction was to raise funds that he wanted for OneVoice SA, to ‘pay it forward’ a KwaZulu-Nataland ‘give back’ the based organisation equivalent of the race that uses innovative Kevin and his entry to a community or and creative ways to mom, Ingrid charity in need. actively involve young people “I thought about the timing of the race, on addressing the many critical health and the fact that it was exactly one year and lifestyle issues they face on a daily and one month since my mother’s death, basis (including HIV and TB prevention and decided to channel everything into and Enterprise Development). The race is the fight against TB, educating the longest paired mountain the youth of the area where biking stage race in South I grew up, and the area Africa taking place where the race ends. over nine days My mother lived in and covering Bryanston, shopped approximately in Fourways 900 kilometres and was hardly from exposed to Heidelberg in anything ‘rural’ Gauteng to so one can Scottburgh on imagine the the KwaZulushock hearing Natal coast. that she had Kevin’s entry contracted TB. was sponsored The disease is often by Old Mutual, missed or overlooked who will be hosting due to non-specific his fundraiser drive on symptoms and difficulties their website ‘More Than in diagnosis, which was what Yourself’ (make a difference happened in my mom’s case. This and raise funds for a cause close to particular race is incredibly special to me. your heart – I’ll be riding solo because it is the biggest www.morethanyourself.co.za). and toughest challenge that I’ve ever taken Kevin is currently in intense training for the on, and it’s my own ‘personal journey’ – a race. “My ‘journey’ to JoBerg2c started in personal test (and quest) and memorial for November last year when I got it into my me,” says Kevin. head that I was going to do this race, no matter what. Even though I couldn’t afford the entry fee, I had a very clear goal in my mind that I was going to do it. I shifted my mindset. Every time I went on a training ride IF you would like to assist Kevin in his quest it was ‘training for JoBerg2c’. I cycled to raise awareness around tuberculosis and almost every day, starting small, and funds to fight this disease, log onto eventually setting myself a personal www.morethanyourself.co.za/fundraiser/ target to cycle 150km (in one kevin-grenfell/ for more information e-mail session). I joined a Watt biking studio firstname.lastname@example.org. and started doing Wattbike sessions two to three times a week, always
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Above And Beyond ON April 1, 2009, the Swiss Tourism Board released a video showing how, every day, members of the Association of Swiss Mountain Cleaners scaled the Alps to scrub unsightly bird droppings from the rocks, and so keep the country’s mountains clean. Some 30 000 viewers took the accompanying online test to see if they had what it took to become a Felsenputzer or mountain cleaner.
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SST! Wanna see some real-life lions? Get yourself over to the Tower of London and you’ll be able to watch them being washed in the moat! That’s the rumour that did the rounds in London on April 1, 1698. Of course, there were no lions and a lot of people were caught out, reported Dawks’ News-Letter the following day. The incident is regarded as the earliest recorded April Fool’s Day hoax involving members of the public. Some other infamous April Fool’s pranks found in the Museum of Hoaxes…
Hole In None IN a series of ads in British newspapers on April 1, 1995, Polo Mints announced that, in accordance with an onerous new EU regulation, it would no longer produce mints with holes in the centre. To stay ‘legal’, tubes of Polo Mints currently on sale would come with a special ‘conversion’ kit, containing 7mm ‘Hole Fillers’ to be placed inside each mint. A detailed instruction leaflet would also be included.
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Redheads Beware ON April 1, 1973, the BBC broadcast an interview with a Dr Clothier, who discussed a startling discovery in the war against Dutch elm disease. The tree disease, he said, could affect redheads too, causing their hair to turn yellow and fall out. This was due to a similarity between the blood count of redheads and the soil conditions in which affected trees grew. As a result redheads should stay away from forests, added Dr Clothier, who was later revealed to be Spike Milligan, the (in)famous British comedian.
Do Try This At Home SIMPLY pull a nylon stocking over your blackand-white set and the mesh will bend the light in a certain way to give you colour TV! That’s what Swedish viewers were told on April 1, 1962. Needless to say many a stocking was ruined that night.
Wash The Fat Away TRY FatSox! They suck ‘excess lipid from the body’ from sweating feet; when you wash the socks, you wash the fat away... Or so claimed The Daily Mail on April 1, 2000.
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ON April 1, 1995, Il Gazzettino Venezia outraged readers by announcing that the city council had decreed that Venice’s famous black gondolas would henceforth be painted bright colours as research had shown tourists thought black looked ‘dismal’.
AN ad in a UK newspaper on April 1, 2002, announced the advent of the Whistling Carrot. Thanks to genetic engineering, these carrots had air holes down the side. When the vegetable was fully cooked, the holes emitted a ‘ 97 decibel signal’ (about the noise level of a jackhammer).
Feel It Up And Away
Endangered Species THE April 1972 issue of Britain’s Veterinary Record warned about the diseases that afflict the Brunus edwardii species. Making the situation all the more serious was the fact that surveys showed that 63.8 percent of households were home to one or more of the animals, and there was a ‘statistically significant relationship between their population and the number of children in a household’. The reader response is said to have been enormous, as many failed to realise Brunus edwardii is better known as the ‘Teddy Bear’.
THE fact that the presenter was Monty Python member Terry Jones should have given the game away, but many viewers were taken in on April 1, 2008, when the BBC showed footage of flying penguins. Instead of huddling together to endure the Antarctic winter, the penguins flew thousands of kilometres to the rainforests of South America, to bask in the sun, explained Jones.
DURING an early-morning interview on BBC Radio 2 on April 1, 1976, astronomer Patrick Moore announced that at 09h47 that day a once-in-alifetime astronomical event was going to occur. Pluto would pass behind Jupiter and temporarily lessen the Earth’s gravity. Moore told his listeners that if they jumped in the air at the exact moment the alignment occurred, they would experience a strange floating sensation. The BBC later received hundreds of calls from people claiming to have felt the sensation.
Bumper Harvest ON April 1, 1957, BBC news show Panorama announced that, thanks to a very mild winter and the virtual elimination of the dreaded spaghetti weevil, Swiss farmers were enjoying a bumper spaghetti crop. Footage of farmers pulling strands of spaghetti down from trees was shown in what the Museum of Hoaxes rightly declares the most successful April Fool’s Day prank ever. Apparently, even the director-general of the BBC later admitted that, after seeing the show, he checked in an encyclopaedia to see if this was how spaghetti was grown!
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CHOKE ON IT, CHARLIE!
S I sat down in front of the laptop, my heart thudded in my chest. My boyfriend, Charlie, 36, had left his Facebook page logged in. Finally, I had my chance. Charlie and I had been together for five years but for the past three months he’d been acting strangely. He seemed to be on his phone and the computer constantly. He was secretive, too – he took his phone into the toilet with him, and he slammed his laptop shut whenever I walked into the room. ‘Who are you messaging?’ I kept asking i ‘ ’ lways shrugged. ‘I’m just sending work aking of work, he’d been doing a lot of that o. He often stayed late and had worked at the weekend a couple of times as well. I convinced he was seeing someone else, but eeded proof. ow, unbelievably, he’d gone down to the bar and left the laptop on with his Facebook page logged in. As I scrolled through his messages, I felt sick. There were plenty of them – all from the same woman called Suzanne. Some were loving, some sexual... can’t wait to see you’, one said. meet you at the hotel in an hour’. Charlie eplied. e corresponded with one of the nights said he was working away. There were hanges between Charlie and Suzanne – and earlier that evening, they’d arranged to meet. So he wasn’t in the bar at all. He was with his other woman. I started to cry. I’d been convinced he was cheating but seeing it all in black and white felt like a knife in my heart. Admittedly, for the past year, we’d been arguing a lot. But while I’d been willing to work on our relationship, Charlie had clearly given up and gone behind my back. I felt so betrayed but I didn’t call Charlie. Instead, I took some deep breaths, dried my eyes and waited for him to come home. Hours later, he walked in with a dopey grin on his face. ‘Did you have a good night?’ I asked, trying to keep my cool. ‘Yes, great’, he smiled, unwrapping the spring roll he’d obviously bought on the way home. ‘A few beers with the boys’. I stared at him, unable to believe how easily he could lie to me. I narrowed my gaze as he took a bite of the roll. ‘I know about Suzanne!’ I spat, grabbing a cushion from the couch and throwing it at him. As it hit him square in the chest, he started to choke. He dropped the roll and bent forward, trying to dislodge the food stuck in his throat. ‘H-help’, he spluttered, his words barely audible. ‘Kelly, please…’ I took a step towards him but then stopped in my tracks. Rage was still pulsing through me. Charlie had lied and cheated, and now he wanted my help. I looked at him, coughing and wheezing, his eyes searching my face, wondering why I wasn’t moving. He looked pathetic. I could just let him choke, I thought bitterly as more seconds passed. But in that moment, my conscience kicked in. I pulled him up onto his knees and performed the Heimlich manoeuvre, which I’d been taught earlier that year on a first-aid course. Charlie retched as a string of cabbage came flying out of his throat and landed on the carpet. ‘Thank you...’ he panted. ‘You’re not welcome’, I said. ‘When you’ve picked that up off the floor, you can go pack your things’. Charlie didn’t argue. He knew he’d been caught, and he was lucky to be let off so easy.”
‘HE’D betrayed me, but could I just let him die?’ – Kelly, 34
RAN shoved a glass of wine into my hands. ‘Cheers, darling’, she said, clinking her glass against mine and taking a hefty slug. ‘Here’s hoping you have a happier marriage than mine’. Granny Pam was always making comments like that, but I knew she loved my Grandpa Joe really. Although, to be honest, they did lead quite separate lives. She was always off with her girlfriends to play bingo or have a flutter at the casino, while Grandpa preferred to stay at home and tinker with his old cars parked in the yard. They bickered a lot, too, and they slept in separate beds. But didn’t most old people do that? Not that Gran was old. She was only 63 and still attractive. We were very close, so when I got engaged to my boyfriend, Tom, I was excited to celebrate the good news with her. ‘Your grandpa is a boring old fart, but I’m stuck with him’, Gran went on, taking another gulp of her wine. ‘But you’ve been married for 40 years!’ I said in admiration. ‘I hope Tom and I will be married for that long’. She scoffed and drank some more. ‘Too lazy to leave’, she slurred. It was fair to say she was a liability on the booze! One Christmas she told my middle sister that she was the ugly duckling of the family. Then there was the year that she got drunk at a funeral and slapped an old rival. Another liability was Tom’s best man, Karl, 41. He had a reputation as being a real player. I was terrified of what he’d do to Tom, 29, at his bachelor party but, to my relief, they just went paintballing. Six months passed and our big day arrived. It all went perfectly. Karl did a brilliantly funny best man’s speech. ‘Glad that’s over’, he said, tucking into the tequilas. I noticed Gran had had a skinful by the time the speeches were over, too. She kept lifting her dress up on the dance floor. ‘The old fart’s gone home so I’m going to enjoy myself’, she said. My friends all thought she was hilarious and I decided to ignore her. But a couple of hours later, Tracy, one of my bridesmaids, ran up to me white as a sheet. ‘I just saw your gran out behind the bins with Karl’, she said. ‘And?’ I asked. ‘They were...you know...’ Tracy said, embarrassed. I dropped my Champagne glass in shock. I raced outside yelling, ‘Gran! What the hell are you doing?’ Karl jumped out from behind the bins, pulling his trousers up. He ran off back inside. Gran came out, her red lipstick smeared. ‘Don’t tell your mother’, she slurred, stumbling back inside. Sobbing, I put her into a taxi and ran to find Tom. We decid didn’t seem wor years of marria ruined my relati with Gran, and doesn’t speak t Karl anymore. parents think we’re angry with Gran for getting drunk and disorderly at our wedding. They’d be horrified if they knew the truth: that I caught m own grandmot slet the best ma our wedding da forgive her for
‘HE jumped out from behind the bins and pulled his trousers up!’ – Sandra, 33
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Caitriona Balfe BY VERA FOURIE
AITRIONA BALFE is an Irish actress and model. She is best known for her role as Claire Fraser in the series Outlander, for which she won two People’s Choice Awards and two Saturn Awards. She was born October 4, 1979 in Dublin, Ireland, and, ŝŶĂĚĚŝƟŽŶ ƚŽ ŶŐůŝƐŚ͕ ƐƉĞĂŬƐ French and Irish Gaelic. She has also worked for Dolce & Gabbana, Chanel, Moschino, EĂƌĐŝƐŽ ZŽĚƌŝŐƵĞǌ͕ ĂŶĚ DĂƌĐ :ĂĐŽďƐ͘ ĞŝŶŐ ŚĞĂůƚŚ ĐŽŶƐĐŝŽƵƐ͕ she’s a fan of the low-carb meals, and that’s why this ǁĞĞŬ ǁĞ͛ƌĞ ďƌŝŶŐŝŶŐ Ă ŚĞĂůƚŚǇ ŇĂƚďƌĞĂĚ͘
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Celeb Fitness ds ƉĞƌƐŽŶĂůŝƚǇ͕ ĂƵƚŚŽƌ͕ ůŝĨĞƐƚǇůĞ ĂŶĚ ĮƚŶĞƐƐ ĞǆƉĞƌƚ Lisa Raleigh will help you achieve your desired celebrity body. FOLLOW your favourite celebs’ exercise routines and look and feel as good as they do! BY LISA RALEIGH
TONE YOUR MID-SECTION LIKE
VANESSA V THE former High School Musical actress useed to be a self-confessed junk food lover before making the decision to transform her diet and start exeercising. dŚĞ ĐŚĂŶŐĞ ŝŶ ŶŽƚ ŽŶůǇ ŚĞƌ ďŽĚǇ͕ ďƵƚ ŚĞƌ ŚĂƉƉŝŶĞƐƐ ĂŶĚ ĞŶĞƌŐǇ ůĞǀĞůƐ͕ ŝƐ ǁŚĂƚ ŵĂĚĞ ƚŚĞ ƐǁŝƚƚĐŚ permanent for the star.
ANESSA HUDGENS went from junk food eater to fitness enthusiast, and has transformed both her body and energy levels. The star’s abs have stayed in the spotlight ever since.
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>/ ŽŶ ǇŽƵƌ ƐŝĚĞ ĂŐĂŝŶƐƚ ƚŚĞ ĞǆĞƌĐŝƐĞ ďĂůů͕ ĂƌŵƐ ĂĐƌŽƐƐ ǇŽƵƌ ĐŚĞƐƚ͕ ůĞŐƐ ĞǆƚĞŶĚĞĚ͘ ZĂŝƐĞ ǇŽƵƌ ƚŽƌƐŽ ƵƉ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞ ďĂůů͕ ŚŽůĚ Žƌ Ă ŵŽŵĞŶƚ ƚŚĞŶ ůŽǁĞƌ ŝƚ ďĂĐŬ ĚŽǁŶ͘ ůƚĞƌŶĂƚĞ ƐŝĚĞƐ ĂŌĞƌ ĞĂĐŚ ĐŽŵƉůĞƚĞĚ ƐĞƚ͘
e Vanessa Clean Up Your Diet Like @ THE actress has ditched the sweets in favour of a lower carb and fat diet. Vegetables and heaalthy proteins are present in most of her meals. ǁŚŝƚĞ ŽŵĞůĞƚƚĞƐ͕ ŚŽŵĞŵĂĚĞ ƉŽƌƌŝĚŐĞ͕ @ D>^ ŝŶĐůƵĚĞ ĞŐŐ ǁ ƐƉŝŶĂĐŚ ƐĂůĂĚƐ͕ ƐĂĂůŵŽŶ ĂŶĚ ŐƌŝůůĞĚ ĐŚŝĐŬĞŶ͘ @ VANESSA ƌĞůŝĞƐ ŽŶ ƐŵĂůůĞƌ͕ ŵŽƌĞ ĨƌĞƋƵĞŶƚ ŵĞĂůƐ ƚŽ ŬĞĞƉ ŚĞƌ ĂƉƉĞƚŝƚĞ ƵŶĚĞƌ ĐŽŶƚƌŽů͕ ĂŶĚ ǁŝůů occasionally indulge in small treats – usually chocolatee.
Train Like A Star NESSA clocks hours of cardio in the @ VAN ǁĞĞŬ͕ ŽƉƚŝŶŐ ĨŽƌ ƐƉŝŶŶŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ĂĞƌŽďŝĐƐ͘ She makes sure that she’s at the front of the class: knowing her peers are watching from behind keeps her motivated to stay on track. m @ t,E ŝƚ ĐŽŵĞƐ ƚŽ ƌĞƐŝƐƚĂŶĐĞ ƚƌĂŝŶŝŶŐ͕ ƚŚĞ ƐƚĂƌ ƉƌĂĐƚŝƐĞƐ WŝůĂƚĞƐ͕ ĂŶĚ ĂĐĐƌĞĚŝƚƐ ŝƚ ƚŽ her toned sstomach. She often ups the ante with ZĞĨŽƌŵĞƌ WŝůĂƚƚĞƐ͕ Ă ŵĞƚŚŽĚ ƚŚĂƚ ĐŽŵďŝŶĞƐ ĐůĂƐƐŝĐ Pilates moves witth increased resistance.
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LIEE on your back with your calves and hamstrings pressed against the ball and your arms spread out. Squeeze the ball with your legs and roll your knees towards your chest. Hold for a moment then return to ǇŽƵƌ ƐƚĂƌƟŶŐ ƉŽƐŝƟŽŶ͘ ŐĂŝŶ͕ ŬĞĞƉ ǇŽƵƌ ĞǇĞƐ ĨŽĐƵƐĞĚ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ceiling to avoid straining your neck.
ŚĞƐĞ ƚŚƌĞĞ ŵŽǀĞƐ ƚŽ ǇŽƵƌ ƚŚ rroutine ffor Vanessa’s tight tummy:
Straight-Legged Ball Swivel
LIE o on your bacck with the ball held between your calves. Bring your ƉĞŶĚŝĐƵůĂƌ ƚŽ ǇŽƵƌ ƚŽƌƐŽ͘ <ĞĞƉŝŶŐ ǇŽƵƌ ƚƵŵŵǇ ƟŐŚƚ ĂŶĚ ůĞŐƐ ƵƉ ƵŶƟů ƚŚĞǇ ĂƌĞ ƉĞƌƉ ƉƵůůĞĚ ŝŶ ƚŽǁĂƌĚƐ ǇŽƵƌ ƐƉŝŶĞ͕ ƐǁŝǀĞů ŽŶĞ ůĞŐ ŝŶ ĨƌŽŶƚ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ŽƚŚĞƌ ĂƌŽƵŶĚ ƚŚĞ ďĂůů͘ zŽƵ ƐŚŽƵůĚ ďĞ ŵŽǀŝŶŐ ŝŶ Ă ĐůŽĐŬǁŝƐĞ͕ ƚŚĞŶ ĂŶƟĐůŽĐŬǁŝƐĞ ĚŝƌĞĐƟŽŶ͘ <ĞĞƉ ǇŽƵƌ ng to avoid straining your neck. eyes focused on the ceilin
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DEAR DOC, I’M only 28, but I’ve already noticed my hair thinning out at the crown of my head. Hair loss runs in my family, so I’m kind of panicking. What can I do to stop further hair loss? Potential Chrome Dome DEAR POTENTIAL CHROME KD͕ Ks/Kh^>zǇŽƵĂƌĞŶŽƚ alone. Baldness in men is a ǀĞƌǇĐŽŵŵŽŶƉƌŽďůĞŵĂŶĚ ƵŶĨŽƌƚƵŶĂƚĞůǇŝƚŝƐŶŽƚƵŶƵƐƵĂů ĨŽƌŝƚƚŽƐƚĂƌƚƉƌĞƚƚǇĞĂƌůǇŝŶ ůŝĨĞ͘dŚĞƌĞĂƌĞĚŝĨĨĞƌĞŶƚƚǇƉĞƐ ŽĨďĂůĚŶĞƐƐĂŶĚŽŶůǇǇŽƵƌ ĚŽĐƚŽƌĐĂŶĚĞƚĞƌŵŝŶĞǁŚŝĐŚ ƚǇƉĞǇŽƵĂƌĞĚĞǀĞůŽƉŝŶŐ͘ dŚĞŵŽƐƚĐŽŵŵŽŶƚǇƉĞ of baldness in males is ĂŶĚƌŽŐĞŶŝĐĂůŽƉĞĐŝĂ;ĂůƐŽ ŬŶŽǁŶĂƐŵĂůĞƉĂƚƚĞƌŶ ďĂůĚŶĞƐƐͿ͘ tŚŝůĞ ƚŚĞƌĞ ŝƐ
ŶŽĂďƐŽůƵƚĞŵŝƌĂĐůĞĐƵƌĞ ĨŽƌďĂůĚŶĞƐƐ͕ƚŚĞƌĞĂƌĞ ƚƌĞĂƚŵĞŶƚƐǁŚŝĐŚŚĂǀĞŚĂĚ ƐŽŵĞƐƵĐĐĞƐƐ͘dŚĞĨŝƌƐƚĚƌƵŐ ŝƐĐĂůůĞĚĨŝŶĂƐƚĞƌŝĚĞ;ďƌĂŶĚ ŶĂŵĞWƌŽƉĞĐŝĂͿ͘/ƚĂĐƚƐďǇ ŝŶŚŝďŝƚŝŶŐƚŚĞƉƌŽĚƵĐƚŝŽŶ ŽĨĚŝŚǇĚƌŽƚĞƐƚŽƐƚĞƌŽŶĞ͕ ƚŚĞŚŽƌŵŽŶĞƚŚŽƵŐŚƚƚŽďĞ ƌĞƐƉŽŶƐŝďůĞĨŽƌĂŶĚƌŽŐĞŶŝĐ alopecia. I’m not going to quote the ĚĂƚĂĞǆĂĐƚůǇ͕ďƵƚĂƌŽƵŶĚ ϴϬƉĞƌĐĞŶƚŽĨŵĞŶƐĞĞĂ ƐƚŽƉŝŶƚŚĞŝƌŚĂŝƌůŽƐƐ͕ĂŶĚ ƌŽƵŐŚůǇŚĂůĨĞǆƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞŚĂŝƌ ƌĞͲŐƌŽǁƚŚ͘dŚĞƐĞĐŽŶĚĚƌƵŐ ŝƐŵŝŶŽǆŝĚŝů;<ZŽŐĂŝŶĞͿ͘ /ƚƐƌĞƐƵůƚƐĂƌĞŶ͛ƚĂƐŐŽŽĚ͕ďƵƚ ƚŚĞƌĞŵĂǇďĞůĞƐƐƐŝĚĞĞĨĨĞĐƚƐ͘ /ƚ͛ƐĂƉƉůŝĞĚĂƐĂƐĐĂůƉƐƉƌĂǇ ĞǀĞƌǇĚĂǇ͘dŚĞĚĞĐŝƐŝŽŶĂƐƚŽ ǁŚĂƚƚŽƵƐĞĚĞƉĞŶĚƐŽŶǇŽƵƌ ƉƌĞĨĞƌĞŶĐĞĂŶĚĚĞŐƌĞĞŽĨŚĂŝƌ loss.
ͲŵĂŝůĂŶǇƋƵĞƐƚŝŽŶƐƚŽpeople@caxton.co.za ĂŶĚǁƌŝƚĞ͚Dear Doc’ in the subject line.
HILE physical exercise is great for the mind, too, experts believe you should be doing the following to help boost brain power. We share some, courtesy of Everydayhealth.com: 1. Test Your Recall:ǆƉĞƌƚƐďĞůŝĞǀĞǇŽƵƐŚŽƵůĚŵĂŬĞĂůŝƐƚ ĂŶĚŵĞŵŽƌŝƐĞŝƚ͵ǁŚĞƚŚĞƌŝƚ͛ƐĂŐƌŽĐĞƌǇůŝƐƚ͕ƚŽͲĚŽůŝƐƚŽƌ ĞǀĞŶĂůŝƐƚŽĨďŝƌƚŚĚĂǇƐŽƌƉŚŽŶĞŶƵŵďĞƌƐ͘dĞƐƚǇŽƵƌƐĞůĨ ĂŶŚŽƵƌůĂƚĞƌ͘ 2. Play An Instrument:^ƚƵĚŝĞƐƐŚŽǁƚŚĂƚůĞĂƌŶŝŶŐŚŽǁƚŽ ƉůĂǇĂŵƵƐŝĐĂůŝŶƐƚƌƵŵĞŶƚ͕ŽƌƐƚĂƌƚŝŶŐĂŶǇƚŚŝŶŐŶĞǁŝŶ ĨĂĐƚ͕ŝƐŝĚĞĂůĨŽƌƚŚĞĂŐĞŝŶŐŵŝŶĚ͘ 3. Do Maths In Your Head:tĞƌĞůǇŽŶĐĂůĐƵůĂƚŽƌƐƚŽŽ ŵƵĐŚƚŚĞƐĞĚĂǇƐ͘<ĞĞƉǇŽƵƌďƌĂŝŶŚĞĂůƚŚǇďǇĨŝŐƵƌŝŶŐŽƵƚ ƉƌŽďůĞŵƐǁŝƚŚŽƵƚƚŚĞĂŝĚŽĨƉĞŶĐŝů͕ƉĂƉĞƌ͕ŽƌĂĐŽŵƉƵƚĞƌ ŽƌĐĂůĐƵůĂƚŽƌ͘ 4. Learn How To Cook:ǆƉĞƌƚƐƐĂǇĐŽŽŬŝŶŐƵƐĞƐĂŶƵŵďĞƌ of senses ͵ƐŵĞůů͕ƚŽƵĐŚ͕ƐŝŐŚƚ͕ĂŶĚƚĂƐƚĞ͵ which all ŝŶǀŽůǀĞĚŝĨĨĞƌĞŶƚƉĂƌƚƐŽĨƚŚĞďƌĂŝŶ͘ 5. Learn A Foreign Language:dŚŝƐĐŽƵůĚŚĂǀĞŵĂŶǇ ďĞŶĞĨŝƚƐ͕ďƵƚǇŽƵƌďƌĂŝŶǁŝůůĚĞĨŝŶŝƚĞůǇƚŚĂŶŬǇŽƵ͘dŚĞ ůŝƐƚĞŶŝŶŐĂŶĚŚĞĂƌŝŶŐŝŶǀŽůǀĞĚƐƚŝŵƵůĂƚĞƐƚŚĞďƌĂŝŶ͕ƐĂǇ ĞǆƉĞƌƚƐ͘ 6. Challenge Your Taste Buds:dƌǇŝŶŐƚŽŝĚĞŶƚŝĨǇĐĞƌƚĂŝŶ ŝŶŐƌĞĚŝĞŶƚƐŽƌƚĂƐƚĞƐŝƐŐƌĞĂƚĨŽƌƚŚĞŵŝŶĚ͘ 7. Draw A Map From Memory:ǀĞƌǇĚĂǇŚĞĂůƚŚ͘ĐŽŵƐƵŐŐĞƐƚ ĂĨƚĞƌƌĞƚƵƌŶŝŶŐŚŽŵĞĨƌŽŵǀŝƐŝƚŝŶŐĂŶĞǁƉůĂĐĞ͕ƚŽĚƌĂǁ ĂŵĂƉŽĨƚŚĞĂƌĞĂĂŶĚƌĞƉĞĂƚƚŚŝƐĞǆĞƌĐŝƐĞĞĂĐŚƚŝŵĞǇŽƵ visit a new location. 8. Learn A New Sport:^ƚĂƌƚƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐŶĞǁ͵ something ƚŚĂƚƵƚŝůŝƐĞƐďŽƚŚŵŝŶĚĂŶĚďŽĚǇ͕ƐƵĐŚĂƐŐŽůĨŽƌƚĞŶŶŝƐ͘ ŽƵƌƚĞƐǇ ŽĨ ǁǁǁ͘ďŝƉŽůĂƌͲůŝǀĞƐ͘ĐŽŵ͕ ǁǁǁ͘ĞǀĞƌǇĚ Ǉ
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GET body beautiful, without paying a fortune!
BY ANGELA BEKIARIS
Tone Your Tummy With V-Ups W
ĂůůǁĂŶƚĂďĞĂƵƚŝĨƵůůǇƚŽŶĞĚƚƵŵŵǇ͘ ůůϰtŽŵĞŶ͘ĐŽ͘ǌĂƐŚĂƌĞƐĂŐƌĞĂƚǁĂǇƚŽŐĞƚƚŚĂƚ ƚƵŵŵǇŝŶƚŽƐŚĂƉĞʹďǇĚŽŝŶŐsͲhƉƐ͘sͲǁŚĂƚƐ͕ ǇŽƵĂƐŬ͍dŚĞĞǆƉĞƌƚƐĞǆƉůĂŝŶ͙ Lie on your tummy on your yoga mat (your stomach and head should touch the ground). Then lift your legs as well as head at the same time – you should try to keep your legs as straight as you can. Stay in this position for a few seconds thereafter lowering your legs and head to the ground. Try to repeat this routine 10 times.
6. Do kettlebell exercises while watching your favourite shows every night. 7. Squat while standing by the stove cooking. 8. Get your hands on some aerobics DVDs and get moving in the comfort of your own home. 9. Dance ͵ while cleaning, cooking, playing with the kids, whatever. Dancing is great for the body. 10. Do some housework and feel the burn the next day. 11. Gardening is also a wonderful way to burn some calories and tone your bod. 12. Play with your kids in the garden or nearby park ͵ this will keep them healthy in the process, too.
YOU don’t need a gym contract, nor do you need to spend time fighting for a machine just to look good. There are so many ways to get some much-needed exercise into your weekly schedule, and make sure you’re keeping healthy and looking fabulous! 1. Start walking ͵ with a friend, group or your dog. 2. Jogging or running is a great way to shed those extra kilos and tone that tush. 3. Join yoga or Pilates classes and enjoy some inspiring training with extra attention. 4. Start swimming ͵ at home or at a club. Swimming has been proven to be one of the best ways to stay in shape. And it’s good for overall health, too. 5. Start your morning with push-ups.
ϰWůĂŶŬĞŶĞĨŝƚƐ THE plank has been described as one of the best exercises you can do for your core. Depending on the type of plank you try, you can also engage your back, arms, shoulders, glutes, and hamstrings. Here are four benefits: ϭ͘ Will strengthen your core safely Ϯ͘ Will give you better posture ϯ͘ Will help reduce back pain ϰ͘ Will help with better movement and co-ordination
How To Plank LIVESTRONG.COM tells us how to do it right. To do a high plank, rise to the top of a push-up position and hold for 30 seconds or longer. During a forearm plank, rest your weight on your toes and forearms. Experts suggest you keep your chest and abdominal muscles strong, your thighs activated and avoid sagging or hiking at the hips. Your body shou d be in a straight line from toes to head.
Get Fitness Ready WƌŝŶƚĞĚdĂŶŬdŽƉ͗ ZϲϬ͕DƌWƌŝĐĞ
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Courtesy of www.bestofhomecare.com, www.livestrong.com and www.all4women.co.za
ALLERGIES and bone conditions.
BY ANGELA BEKIARIS
>>Z'/^ ĐĂŶ ďĞ Ă ƌĞĂů ƉĂŝŶ͘ Ƶƚ ƚŚĞƌĞ ĂƌĞ ƐŽŵĞ ǁĂǇƐ ƚŽ ŚĞůƉ ǇŽƵ ĐŽƉĞ͘ ǀĞƌǇĚĂǇŚĞĂůƚŚ͘ĐŽŵ ƐŚĂƌĞƐ ƐŽŵĞ ĨĂďƵůŽƵƐƚŝƉƐĨŽƌƚŚŽƐĞǁŚŽĂƌĞƐƵĨĨĞƌŝŶŐ͘ 1. Wear Sunglasses: This is a great way to keep pollen out of your eyes. Make sure you never leave the house without your sunnies to reduce the amount of pollen or spores that get into your eyes, say experts. Those who suffer from allergies usually are more sensitive to sunlight. 2. Kill Dust Mites: These microscopic insects love to live on your bedding and stuffed animals, making it hard for us to get past the allergies. Experts advise washing all of your bedding in hot water and drying it in a hot dryer to kill the dust mites ͵ and if possible keep the stuffed animals off the bed. 3. Take A Vacation: Sometimes all you need is a little vacation ͵ okay, maybe not to the Bahamas, but a trip to the beach if possible could help. Otherwise avoid pollen by staying at home as much as possible when pollen counts are high ͵ mid-morning and on windy days. 4. Ditch Pollen-Producing Plants: We all love plants in the house, but sometimes it’s not about what you love, but what you can handle. Experts suggest you avoid all pollen-producing plants inside 5. Adjust The Humidity: Start using a dehumidifier or air conditioner to keep the air in your home moist. Everydayhealth.com adds that ‘it is also important to clean up water spills promptly, fix any leaks, and change the filters in your air conditioner and heating ducts regularly’. 6. Travel Wisely: If you suffer from allergies, don’t book trips during mould and pollen season. Avoid high-allergy destinations such as damp tropical climates. 7. Keep Pollens Outside: If you work outside, wear a mask. Showering as you get home will help, too. 8. Clean Up: Dust mites and mould thrive on windows, curtains and blinds. Experts also believe we should wipe down bathroom and kitchen areas with diluted bleach, and vacuum floors often. 9. Get Rid Of Roaches: According to studies, cockroaches are a surprisingly common cause of indoor allergy symptoms and asthma, especially in children. Remove anything that attracts roaches and have your house sprayed if you can’t get rid of them.
OSTEOPOROSIS is a medical condition in which the bones become brittle and fragile from loss of tissue. This usually happens from a result of hormonal changes, or deficiency of calcium or vitamin D. We share some ways to prevent getting osteoporosis: 1. Ăƚ ,ĞĂůƚŚŝůǇ͗ Making healthy choices ͵ your bones need vitamins and calcium to stay strong. Enjoy foods like low-fat dairy products, kale, broccoli, spinach, cabbage, oranges and pineapples. 2. ^ƵƉƉůĞŵĞŶƚ zŽƵƌ ŝĞƚ͗ Doctors recommend folate, vitamin B or magnesium, to name just a few. 3. ŽŶƚƌŽů zŽƵƌ ƌŝŶŬŝŶŐ͗ Alcohol should be consumed in moderation, for many reasons. But research shows that less alcohol, and even soda intake, could help prevent osteoporosis. 4. ^ƚŽƉ ^ŵŽŬŝŶŐ͗ Studies have shown that smokers have lower
bone mass and a higher risk of fractures than nonsmokers. 5. ǆĞƌĐŝƐĞ͗ Keep your weight healthy and under control, and make sure to include exercise for building stronger bones, such as dancing, aerobics, walking and muscle-strengthening exercises. 6. Get Some Sun: Vitamin D is much needed for bone health. Some sun will help your body absorb calcium and build healthy bones. 7. ŚĞĐŬ zŽƵƌ DĞĚƐ͗ Some medication can have a negative effect on your bones, so check with your medical professional.
Courtesy of www.arthritis.org and www.everydayhealth.com SEE next week’s issue for osteoporosis signs and risks...
Get The Look
GETTING YOUR LACE-UPS
BY SUZY MUKENDI
THESE hot shoes are what it’s all about right now!
ACE-UPS are a celebrity’s favourite, and should be your go-to when you want a sexy and sultry look. Because of their skin-baring nature, your outfit choice must be as simple as possible, as should your choice of accessories. Let’s have a look at a few celebrities who got it wrong, as well as the one who never disappoint when it comes to owning the trend!
NOW whenever anyone wants to wear satin or silk, we always advise them to keep everything else simple, but we guess it was too late to let Sofia Richie in on that. We are obsessed with laceups, but she made us hate the trend with this look. There is just too much going on and nothing works well together. A big no-no.
O THE way Katy Perry chose to wear the trend isn’t bad but it is boring! The star is known for having risqué and playful fashion looks, but this time she fell a little flat. This look isn’t creative; too much on the safe side.
WE all have those days when we couldn’t be bothered with spending hours looking for something to wear, so we just throw anything on. And perhaps this was one of those for Karrueche Tran, although, because she still wanted to look hot, she decided to switch it up and pair the top with the lace ups. But it just doesn’t work and comes across as sloppy.
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Black Dress: R450, By I Am Woman, Zando
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Lace-Up Block Heels: R899, By Zoom, Zando
ALL hail Rihanna! Of coursse she would get the t trend d right! When doees Rihanna ever look bad d? She always looks flawless. From the accessories to the hairstyle, this look was a complete knockout! A trendsetter showing you how it’s done once again.
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ELEBRITIES want for nothing. They have access to the most luxurious…everything! We’re especially jealous of the expensive beauty products they can easily get their hands on. Ƶƚ Ɛƚŝůů͕ ƐŽŵĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞŵ ŬĞĞƉ ŐŽŝŶŐ ďĂĐŬ ƚŽ ĨĂǀŽƵƌŝƚĞƐ 'Ğƚ ƚŚĞƐĞ ƉŽĐŬĞƚ ƉŽĐŬĞƚͲ ƚŚĞŝƌ ďĂƌŐĂŝŶ ďĞĂƵƚǇ ĨĂǀŽƵƌŝƚĞƐ͘ ĨƌŝĞŶĚůǇƉƌŽĚƵĐƚƐ ĨŽƌǇŽƵƌĐĞůĞďƌŝƚǇ Ĩŝǆ͘
ALESHA DIXON loves ƚŽĚŝƐŚŽŶŚĞƌĨĂǀŽƵƌŝƚĞ ďĞĂƵƚǇďƵǇ͘͞ǀŽŶ͛Ɛ True Colour Eyeshadow QuadŝƐƉĞƌĨĞĐƚĨŽƌƉĂƌƚǇ ƐĞĂƐŽŶ͕͟ƐĂǇƐAlesha͘͞/ƚ ŐŝǀĞƐĂƚŽƵĐŚŽĨŐůĂŵŽƵƌ ĂŶĚƐƉĂƌŬůĞƚŽĂŶǇůŽŽŬ͘͟ True Colour Eyeshadow Quad In Mocha Latte: R154.95, Avon
^/'E ƐƉĞĐŝĮĐĂůůǇ ƚŽǁŽƌŬĨŽƌ ĂůůƐŬŝŶƚǇƉĞ Dermacontrol SPF30 by ĞƚĂƉŚŝů͕ŝƐĂ ƐŝŵƉůĞ͕ǇĞƚŚŝŐŚůǇ ĞīĞĐƟǀĞǁĂǇƚŽ ĐĂƌĞĨŽƌǇŽƵƌƐŬŝŶ͘ Charlize Theron and Claire Danes ĂŵŽŶŐŽƚŚĞƌƐ ŬŶŽǁƚŚŝƐĂŶĚ Jamie ChungůŝŬĞƐ ƚŽŵŝǆŚĞƌƉƌŝŵĞƌ ǁŝƚŚƚŚŝƐƉŽƉƵůĂƌ Dermacontrol SPF30: R199.95, ďĂƌŐĂŝŶ͘ Cetaphil
Purcellin Oil: R89.99, Bio-Oil
t͛ZĂůůŚƵŐĞĨĂŶƐŽĨ ŝŽͲKŝů͕ďƵƚǁĞ͛ƌĞŶŽƚ ƚŚĞŽŶůǇŽŶĞƐƚŽďƵǇŝŶƚŽ ƚŚĞŝŽĐƌĂǌĞ͘dŚĞƌĞĂƌĞ ƉůĞŶƚǇŽĨĐĞůĞďƐǁŚŽůŽǀĞ ƚŚŝƐƉƌŽĚƵĐƚ͕ŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐ Kim Kardashian͕ǁŚŽ ƌĞǀĞĂůĞĚ ƚŚĂƚŝƚŬĞĞƉƐŚĞƌ ƐŬŝŶǇŽƵƚŚĨƵůĂŶĚĮŐŚƚƐ ŽīďŽĚǇŝŵƉĞƌĨĞĐƟŽŶƐ͗͞/ƚ ƉƌĞǀĞŶƚƐǁƌŝŶŬůĞƐĂƌŽƵŶĚ ŵǇĞǇĞƐĂŶĚƐƚƌĞƚĐŚŵĂƌŬƐ ŽǀĞƌŵǇďŽĚǇ͕͟ƐĂǇƐKim. dŚŝƐďĂƌŐĂŝŶďĞĂƵƚǇďƵǇ ǁŝůůŶŽƚŽŶůǇŝŵƉƌŽǀĞƚŚĞ ĂƉƉĞĂƌĂŶĐĞŽĨƐĐĂƌƐĂŶĚ ƵŶĞǀĞŶƐŬŝŶƚŽŶĞ͕ŝƚ͛ƐŐƌĞĂƚ ĨŽƌĚĞŚǇĚƌĂƚĞĚƐŬŝŶƚŽŽ͘
Soft Matte Lip Cream In Nude Pink: R110, NYX zKh can copy Keke Palmer͛ƐŽŵďƌĠůŝƉ ǁŝƚŚEzy͛Ɛ^ŽŌDĂƩĞ Lip Cream, ǁŚŝĐŚƐŚĞ ůŽǀĞƐďĞĐĂƵƐĞŽĨƚŚĞ ƐƚƵŶŶŝŶŐŵĂƩĞĮŶŝƐŚ͕ ƐƵƌƉƌŝƐŝŶŐĚƵƌĂďŝůŝƚǇĂŶĚ ůŝŐŚƚǁĞŝŐŚƚĂŶĚĐƌĞĂŵǇ feel.
y Moisturising Body Lotion: R93.95, By E45, Clicks
͞zKhĚŽŶ͛ƚŚĂǀĞƚŽƵƐĞŵĞŐĂͲ ĞǆƉĞŶƐŝǀĞƉƌŽĚƵĐƚƐʹǇŽƵũƵƐƚŶĞĞĚƚŽ ĮŶĚƚŚĞƌŝŐŚƚƉƌŽĚƵĐƚƐĨŽƌǇŽƵƌƐŬŝŶ͘͟ Cheryl ColeƐĂŝĚŝƚ͕ƐŽǁŚǇĂƌŐƵĞ͍ ,ĞƌŐŽͲƚŽĐƌĞĂŵĨŽƌĚƌǇƐŬŝŶŝƐϰϱ DŽŝƐƚƵƌŝƐŝŶŐŽĚǇ>ŽƟŽŶ͕ǁŚŝĐŚŝƐ ĐůŝŶŝĐĂůůǇƉƌŽǀĞŶƚŽƌĞĚƵĐĞƌŽƵŐŚŶĞƐƐ ĂŶĚŇĂŬŝŶŐ͘,ĞƌĞƐƐĞŶƟĂůŝƚĞŵŝƐ ĞǇĞůŝŶĞƌ͘͞/͛ǀĞŐŽƚƚŽƚŚĞƉŽŝŶƚŶŽǁ ǁŚĞƌĞ/ĚŽŶ͛ƚĨĞĞůŵǇƐĞůĨǁŝƚŚŽƵƚŝƚ͘/ ĂůǁĂǇƐƵƐĞ>͛KƌĠĂůWĂƌŝƐ^ƵƉĞƌ>ŝŶĞƌ͘͟
So Couture Superliner: R135.95, L’Oréal Paris
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Secrets Visibly Clear Pink Grapefruit Facial Cleansing Wipes: R99.95, Neutrogena
OW do all of the big beauty purchases we make per month break down on the day-to-day? We crunched the numbers to bring the cost per wear. Grab your calculator and start tallying up your daily beauty budget.
Bikini Wax R130 / Four Weeks = R4.62 Per Day
Ge el M nicure R280 Three Weeks = R13.35 Pe Day
Grape VANESSA HUDGENS ŝƐĂĨĂŶŽĨEĞƵƚƌŽŐĞŶĂ͛ƐVisiblyy Clear Pink Grapefruit Facial Cleansing Wipes͘^ŚĞƐǁĞĞƉƐĂǁĂǇŝŵƉƵƌŝƟĞƐĂŶĚ ŵĂŬĞͲƵƉ͕ ǁŚŝĐŚ ŐŝǀĞƐ ŚĞƌŚĞƌ ĐůĞĂƌƐŬŝŶŝŶŽŶĞƐŝŵƉůĞƐƚĞƉ͘/ƚŚĞůƉƐƚŽƉƌĞǀĞŶƚ ďƌĞĂŬŽƵƚƐ ǁŝƚŚŽƵƚ ŽǀĞƌ ĚƌǇŝŶŐ ƐŬŝŶ͘ƐĂŶĂĚĚĞĚďŽŶƵƐ͕ƚŚĞŝŶǀŝŐŽƌĂƟŶŐƉŝŶŬŐƌĂƉĞĨƌƵŝƚĨƌĂŐƌĂŶĐĞƵƉůŝŌƐƚŚĞ ƐĞŶƐĞƐĂŶĚŐŝǀĞƐ ƐŬŝŶ Ă ďƵƌƐƚ ŽĨ ĨƌĞƐŚŶĞƐƐ͘ h^Epsom Bath Salts ƚŽŇƵƐŚŽƵƚ toxins and ease ĂĐŚŝŶŐŵƵƐĐůĞƐ͘ /ƚ͛ƐĂůƐŽŐƌĞĂƚĨŽƌ ƌĞĚƵĐŝŶŐĂďůŽĂƚĞĚ ďĞůůǇ͘dĂŬĞŝƚĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞƋƵĞĞŶŽĨƚŚĞ ƟŐŚƚĚƌĞƐƐ͕Victoria Beckham.
Lip Or Eyebr Threading R80 / F Weeks = R2.85 e Day
Pedicure R250 / Three Weeks = R11.90 Per Day
Creeds Luxury Epsom Bath Salts: R49, Faithful To Nature GEORGIA MAY JAGGER loves Rimmel’s DŽŝƐƚƵƌĞ ZĞŶĞǁ >ŝƉƐƟĐŬ in Red Diva. ŶĚ ǁĞ ŚĂǀĞƚŽĂŐƌĞĞ͕ŝƚ ŵŽŝƐƚƵƌŝƐĞƐůŝƉƐǁŝƚŚŽƵƚ ŽŵƉƌŽŵŝƐŝŶŐŽŶ ĐŽ ĐŽůŽƵƌ͘/ƚ͛ƐĂďƵƌƐƚ Đ ŽĨ Ž ďƌŝůůŝĂŶĐĞŝŶĂ ƌĂŝŶďŽǁŽĨƐŚĂĚĞƐ͘ ƌ
Blue Seal Petroleum Jellly (10ml): R4.99, Vaseline
Moisture Renew Lipstick In Red Diva: R109.95, Rimmel d, Duchess of CambridgeƌĞƉŽƌ ĞĚůǇ ŵ ƵŶĚĞƌǁĞŶƚĂďĞĞͲǀĞŶŽŵ ĨĂĐŝĂůĨƌŽŵƚŚĞƌĂƉŝƐƚ ĞďŽƌĂŚDŝƚĐŚĞůů ƌŝŐŚƚ ďĞĨŽƌĞŚĞƌǁĞĚĚŝŶŐ͘zŽƵ ĐĂŶŐĞƚƚŚĞƐĂŵĞƌĞƐƵůƚƐ ĂƚŚŽŵĞ͘dŚĞManuka Honey Face Mask is ĨŽƌŵƵůĂƚĞĚƵƐŝŶŐǁŝůĚ ŵŽƵŶƚĂŝŶĞŶĞƌŐǇƐƉƌŝŶŐ ǁĂƚĞƌǁŝƚŚƉƌĞƐƐĞĚ ŇŽǁĞƌƐĂŶĚŚŽŶĞǇƚŽ ŚĞůƉƉƵƌŝĨǇƚŚĞƐŬŝŶĂŶĚ ƌĞŵŽǀĞĚĞĂĚƐŬŝŶĐĞůůƐ͘
Manuka Honey Face Mask (10ml): R25.95, By 7th Heaven, Clicks
WdZK>hDũĞůůǇǁŝůůĂůǁĂǇƐďĞĂ ĐƵůƚĐůĂƐƐŝĐ͘ŶĚ,ŽůůǇǁŽŽĚͲůŝƐƚĞƌƐ including Jennifer Lopez and Jennifer AnistonƵƐĞƚŚĞƉĞƚƌŽůĞƵŵũĞůůǇĂƐ ĂŶƵŶĚĞƌͲĞǇĞǁƌŝŶŬůĞƚƌĞĂƚŵĞŶƚĂŶĚ ŵŽŝƐƚƵƌŝƐĞƌ͘ŶĚǁŚŽĐĂŶĐůĂŝŵƚŽ ĂŐĞĂƐǁĞůůĂƐƚŚĞƚǁŽJennifers͍ DŽƌĞŽǀĞƌ͕Queen BĐĂŶ͛ƚŐĞƚĞŶŽƵŐŚ ŽĨŝƚ͘^ŚĞƐĂŝĚ͕͞/ƵƐĞŝƚŽŶĞǀĞƌǇƚŚŝŶ dŚĞƐƵƉĞƌƐƚĂƌƌĞǀĞĂůĞĚƚŚĂƚƐŚĞ ƌƵď ŽŶƚŽŚĞƌƚĞĞƚŚƚŽƉĞƌĨĞĐƚŚĞƌƐŵŝůĞ ĂŶĚ ĂůƐŽĂƉƉůŝĞƐŝƚƚŽŚĞƌůĂƐŚĞƐƚŽ͚ŚŽůĚ ƚŚĞĐƵƌůĂŶĚůŽŽŬƐŚŝŶǇ͛͘tŚŽĐĂŶŶŽǁ ĚĞŶǇƚŚŝƐƚƵďŽĨǁŽŶĚĞƌďĂůŵ͍
Eyelash i R600 / Three Weeks = R28.57 Per Day
All Over Hair Colour R1 200 / Eight Weeks = 21.43 Per Day
Hair cut R200 / Six Weeks = R4.76 Per Day
t͛ZŚĞƌĞƚŽƐŽůǀĞ ǇŽƵƌƉƌŽďůĞŵƐ͘ Bye Bye Frizz Blow Dry Cream: R169.95, Marc Anthony
,ŽŶůǇƚŚŝŶŐƚŚĂƚďĂŋĞƐ ƵƐ ŵŽƌĞ than men is hair. You can style it ĞǆĂĐƚůǇƚŚĞƐĂŵĞǁĂǇ ĚĂǇǇ ĂŌĞƌ ĚĂǇ͕ ďƵƚƐŽŵĞƟŵĞƐŝƚũƵƐƚ ůŽŽŬŬƐ ďĞƩĞƌ ;Žƌ ƌƵůĞ ƚŽ worse) than others. dŚĞƌĞ͛Ɛ ŶŽ ŐŽůĚĞŶ Ő Ƶƚ ǁĞ͛ƌĞ ŚĞƌĞ ƐƟĐŬƚŽǁŚĞŶŝƚĐŽŵĞƐƚŽŚĂŝƌ͘ Ƶ ƚŽ ŵĂŬĞ ǇŽƵƌ ůŝĨĞ ĞĂƐŝĞƌ ǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞ ďĞƐƚ ǁĂǇƐ ƚŽ ĚĞĂů ǁŝƚŚ ƉĞƐŬǇ ŚĂŝƌ ƉƌŽďůĞŵƐ͘
Anti-Hair Loss Tablets (60): R206, Hannon
Root Cause:ƐǁĞŐƌŽǁ ŽůĚĞƌ͕ŶŽƚĂůůŚĂŝƌŐƌŽǁƐ ďĂĐŬ͕ƌĞƐƵůƟŶŐŝŶǀĂƌŝŽƵƐ ĚĞŐƌĞĞƐŽĨƚŚŝŶŶŝŶŐ͘dŚĞƌĞ ĂƌĞŵǇƌŝĂĚŽĨŽƚŚĞƌĨĂĐƚŽƌƐ ĐŽŶƚƌŝďƵƟŶŐƚŽƌĂƉŝĚŚĂŝƌ ůŽƐƐ͕ůŝŬĞƐƚƌĞƐƐ͕ŵĞĚŝĐĂƟŽŶ͕ ŵĂůŶƵƚƌŝƟŽŶĂŶĚŽĨĐŽƵƌƐĞ ŚĞƌĞĚŝƚĂƌǇĨĂĐƚŽƌƐ͘EŽǁǇŽƵ ĐĂŶƚĂŬĞĐŚĂƌŐĞŽĨǇŽƵƌŚĂŝƌ ůŽƐƐƉƌŽďůĞŵ͕ďǇƉƌŽǀŝĚŝŶŐ ǇŽƵƌƐĐĂůƉǁŝƚŚŶƵƚƌŝĞŶƚƐ ĞƐƐĞŶƟĂůĨŽƌŚĞĂůƚŚǇŚĂŝƌ ŐƌŽǁƚŚĂŶĚƚŚĞƌĞŐƌŽǁƚŚ ĂŶĚƉƌĞǀĞŶƟŽŶŽĨŚĂŝƌůŽƐƐ͘
A Dry Scalp
Root Cause:ĚƌǇ͕ŇĂŬǇƐĐĂůƉŶĞĞĚƐ ĞǆƚƌĂ ƚ ŚǇĚƌĂƟŽŶƚŽŚĞĂů͕ƐŽĂĚŐĞƌŚĂƐĐƌĞĂƚĞĚ ĂƐǇŶĞƌŐŝƐƟĐďůĞŶĚŽĨƉůĂŶƚŽŝůƐƚŽĚĞĞƉůǇ ŵŽŝƐƚƵƌŝƐĞ͕ǁŚŝůĞƐŽŽƚŚŝŶŐŝƚĐŚǇƐĐĂůƉĂŶĚ ŝŵƉƌŽǀŝŶŐŚĂŝƌ͛ƐƚĞǆƚƵƌĞ͘ZŽƐĞŵĂƌǇŝƐƚŚĞ ƚƌĂĚŝƟŽŶĂůŚĞƌďĂŶĚŵĂŝŶŝŶŐƌĞĚŝĞŶƚĨŽƌŚĂŝƌ ŚĞĂůƚŚďĞĐĂƵƐĞŝƚƐƟŵƵůĂƚĞƐƚŚĞŚĂŝƌĨŽůůŝĐůĞƐ͕ ĞŶĐŽƵƌĂŐŝŶŐŚĞĂůƚŚǇŚĂŝƌĨƌŽŵƚŚĞƌŽŽƚ͘
Oily Roots Conditioner: R124.95, Lee Stafford, Clicks
Oi Roots Shampoo: R124.95, Lee Stafford, Clicks
Jojoba Herbal Hair Oil For Dry Scalp: R267.75, Badger
Ro oot Cause: EŽ ŵĂƩĞƌ ŚŽ Žǁ ůŽŶŐ ǇŽƵ ĚĞĞƉ ĐŽ ŽŶĚŝƟŽŶ͕ ŚĂŝƌ ^d/>> ĨĞĞůƐ ĚƌǇ ĂŶĚ ďƌŝƩůĞ Ăƚ ƚŚ ŚĞ ĞŶĚƐ͘ Ƶƚ Ăƚ ƚŚĞ ƌŽŽƚ ŝƚ͛Ɛ ĂůǁĂǇƐ ŽŝůǇ͘ dŚŝƐ ŝƐ ƚŚ ŚĞ ƉƌŽďůĞŵ ƚŚĂƚ Ă ůŽƚ ŽĨ ŶĂĂƚƵƌĂů ŐŝƌůƐ ĨĂĐĞ͘ EŽƚ ĂŶǇ ŵŽƌĞ ͵ ƚŚŝƐ ƚǁŽͲƉŝĞĐĞ ĐŽ ŽůůĞĐƟŽŶ ĚĞƚŽǆĞƐ ƚŚĞ ŚĂĂŝƌ ĂŶĚ ŵŽƉƐ ƵƉ ĞǆĐĞƐƐ ƐĞĞďƵŵ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ƌŽŽƚƐ ǁŚŝůƐƚ ƐŽ ŽŽƚŚŝŶŐ ƟƌĞĚ ĞŶĚƐ ǁŝƚŚ ůƵǆƵƌŝŽƵƐ ĞǆƚƌĂĐƚƐ ŽĨ ^ŚĞĂ Ƶ ƵƩĞƌ͘
When Fri Attacks
ŵĞƐ ƚŽ Ĩƌŝǌǌ͕ Root Cause: tŚĞŶŝƚ ĐŽŵ ƉƌĞƉŝƐǀĞƌǇŝŵƉŽƌƚĂŶƚ͘ ĞĞĨŽƌĞ ǇŽƵ ĞǀĞŶƐƚĂƌƚƐƚǇůŝŶŐǇŽƵƌ ŚĂŝƌ͕ ĂƉƉůǇ Ž ƐŽĂŬŝŶŐ ĂĨƌŝǌǌͲĮŐŚƟŶŐƉƌŽĚƵĐƚ ƚŽ ǁĞƚŚĂŝƌ͘ŽŶŽƚƚŽǁĞů ĚƌǇǇ ;ƚŚĂƚ ǁŝůů ũƵŵƉͲƐƚĂƌƚĨƌŝǌǌͿ͘ůŽǁ ŽƵƚ Žƌ ƐƚǇůĞ ŽƵƌ ŚĂŝƌ ƵƉ͕ ĂƐƵƐƵĂů͘ŌĞƌǇŽƵƉƵƚ ǇŽ ƐƉƌŝƚǌŝƚǁŝƚŚŚĂŝƌƐƉƌĂǇ ƚŽ ŚŽůĚ ƚŚĞ ƐƚǇůĞ͕ƚŚĞŶĂǀŽŝĚƚŽƵĐŚŝŶŐ͊ dŚ ǇŽƵƚŽƵĐŚ͕ƚŚĞŵŽƌĞ ǇŽƵ Ĩƌŝǌǌ͘
Water Killer: R395, Evo
Root Cause: ^ŽŌͲƚĞǆƚƵƌĞĚ ĨƌŝŶŐĞƐ ĂƌĞ Ă ďŝŐ ƚƌĞŶĚ ŶŽǁ ĂŶĚ ǁŝůů ďĞ ŐŽŝŶŐ ŝŶƚŽ ǁŝŶƚĞƌ͘ KŶĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ďŝŐŐĞƐƚ ĚŝůĞŵŵĂƐ ĂďŽƵƚ ĨƌŝŶŐĞƐ ĂƌĞ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞǇ ƐĞƉĂƌĂƚĞ ĚƵƌŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ ĚĂǇ ĂŶĚ ŐĞƚ ŽŝůǇ͘ ŐƌĞĂƚ ƚƌŝĐŬ ŝƐ ƚŽ ƐƉƌĂǇ Ă ŐŽŽĚ ĂŵŽƵŶƚ ŽĨ ĚƌĂǇ ƐŚĂŵƉŽŽ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĨƌŝŶŐĞ ĂƐ ƐŽŽŶ ĂƐ ǇŽƵ ŚĂǀĞ ƐƚǇůĞĚ ;ƉƌĞǀĞŶƟŽŶ ŝƐ ďĞƩĞƌ ƚŚĂŶ ĐƵƌĞͿ ͵ ƚŚŝƐ ǁŝůů ŚĞůƉ ŐŝǀĞ ǀŽůƵŵĞ ĂŶĚ ĂďƐŽƌď ŽŝůƐ ĚƵƌŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ ĚĂǇ͕ ŚĞůƉŝŶŐ ǇŽƵƌ ĨƌŝŶŐĞ ƚŽ ůĂƐƚ ůŽŶŐĞƌ͘
Oil Elixir For Colour Treated Hair: R119.99,
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DESTINATION: REAL HAPPINESS For reality that rocks your world, you've come to the right place. Married At First Sight South Africa walks down the aisle and onto your TV screen this February on Lifetime, Channel 131. For more reality programming, get right behind the camera and tune in to TLC, Discovery and Vuzu Amp.
TRY IT. YOU WILL LIKE IT. For even more really, really great reality, why not try:
VIVICAâ€™S MAGIC MEN
Living the Dream with Somizi S2, Mzansi Magic, Ch 161, from 13 April @ 20h00
Vivica's Magic Men, Lifetime, Ch 131, from 19 April @ 20h50
Black Ink Crew S4, BET, Ch 129, from 21 March @ 21h00
So Cosmo, E!, Ch 124, Wednesdays @ 20h00
F you’re on a tight budget or not much of a big spender, simply update your wardrobe. All you need is what you alreadyy have. Stripes, p , white shirt,, white jeans and pencil skirts are the easiest items to use as a foundation in creating different looks. You can achieve different styles and they work for any occasion. This week we have a look at diffeerent ways to wear your classics.
STYLIST: SUZY MUK KENDI PHOTOGRAPHER: BREND DA TAY YLOR
WHITE SHIRT WE don’t need to tell you twice how white shirts are wardrobe essentials. A white shirt may be one of the most overlooked items in your wardrobe with the most potential for outfit versatility.
White Shirt: R299, Factorie
Earrings: R199.50, Colette By Colette Hayman Jeans: R1 199, Top Shop Handbag: R629.50, Colette By Colette Hayman Courts: R2 350, Castelo
Necklace: R299.50, Colette By Colette Hayman Shorts: R279, Factorie Top: R350, The Lot Rings: R169.50, Colette By Colette Hayman Sliders: R199, Cotton On
Choker: R114.50, Colette By Colette Hayman Crop Top: R350, The Lot Rings: R269, Accessorize Culottes: R279, Factorie Flatforms: R2 999, Castelo
WHITE JEANS Choker: R199.50, Colette By Colette Hayman Shirt: R859, River Island Shoes: R139.99, Jet
AN item that can easily go from a day to night look is white jeans. They are easy to wear and a great go-to item when you just don’t know what to put on. White jeans aren’t hard to pull together; just throw in some confidence.
White Jeans: R199.99, Jet
Choker: Stylist’s Own Off-Shoulder Dress: R499, Cotton On Sneakers: R1 450, Castelo
Earrings: R169.50, Colette By Colette Hayman Jacket: R1 399, Top Shop Blouse: R249, H&M Heels: R1 650, Castelo
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EN IL SKIRT ENHANCE your cu urves urves while looking slimmer as well as chic and sexy whereveer you go by investing in pencil skirts! They flatter any body ttype and you can dress them up or down.
Pencil Skirt: R79.99, Jet
Diamante Necklace: R699, Accessorize Flower Necklace: R699, Accessorize Top: R279, Factorie Bangles: R69.95, Ackermans Heels: R1 650, Castelo
Earrings: R114.50, Colette By Colette Hayman Choker: R100, Parooz Fashions Blouse: R789, River Island Heels: R1 650, Castelo
Earrings: R169.50, Colette By Colette Hayman T-Shirt: R79, Tally Weijl Tassel Top: R600, Parooz Fashions Rings: R299, Accessorize Flatforms: R2 399, Castelo
T RIPE PANTS WHEN you want to make your figure slimmer, turn to stripes. Stripes are your best friend when it comees es to highlighting or concealing areas of your y body. body They also go with jus just about anything, which gives you room to mix and match.
Stripe Pants: R329, H&M
Choker: R169.50, Colette By Colette Hayman Shirt Dress: R899, River Island Rings: R199.50, Colette By Colette Hayman Heels: R2 650, Castelo Hoops: R79, Accessorize Choker: R114.50 0, Colette By Colettte Hayman Dress: R449, Cotton On Own Heels: Modelâ€™s O
Necklace: R599, Accessorize Black And Gold Necklace: R249.50, Colette By Colette Hayman Sweater: R349, Cotton On Courts: R2 350, Castelo
PHOTOGRAPHER: PETER WHITFIELD STYLISTS: COURTNEY MOORE ANDREA CAKNIS
Choker: R114.50, Colette By Colette Hayman T-Shirt: R179, Factorie Dress: R299, Factorie Cuff: R59.99, Jet Heels: R1 990, Europa Art Flower Crown Donated By Heather Bells
APULE, 17, has always dreamed of having a makeover and doing a fashion shoot for a magazine. people magazine made her dream come true on February 21 – she spent the day with the team and was treated to a full makeover and a photoshoot. Her favourite hobbies are netball and swimming, and in her spare time she loves to read and go out with her friends. Bonang Matheba is her biggest inspiration, with Mapule saying, “She inspires me in a lot of things and I can develop more courage from her.” When she’s finished school, Mapule will study aviation to be an air traffic controller. Live your dreams, Mapule!
Earrings: R299, Accessorize Necklace: R299.50, Colette By Colette Hayman Jacket: R649, Factorie Vest: R229, Factorie Skirt: R399, Cotton On Slip-Ons: R399, Cotton On
Hoops: R114.50, Colette By Colette Hayman Necklace: R699, Accessorize Top: R229, Factorie Skirt: R1399, Jo Borkett Heels: R699, Cotton On
Choker: R199.50, Colette By Colette Hayman Dress: R499, Cotton On Handbag: R449.50, Colette By Colette Hayman Bangles: R199.50, Colettte By Colette Hayman Heels: R699, Cotton On
Necklace: R249.50, Colette By Colette Hayman Blouse: R379, H&M Jeans: Model’s Own Handbag: R899, Accessorize Rings: R299, Accessorize Heels: R1 490, Europa Art
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