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football Sky Sports 1 HD, kick-off 12.30pm The weekend’s Premier League action begins as Sam Allardyce’s men take on top-four chasing City at the Etihad.

football Sky Sports 1 HD, kick-off 4pm Arsene Wenger’s reputation is on the line as the Gunners face the all-too-real chance of missing out on a top-four slot.

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cookery BBC1 HD, 9pm (Scot, this episode will be tomorrow at 9pm) The final week sees the cooks facing judges including the creator of iconic restaurant The Ivy. Continues Wednesday and Thursday, with the result on Friday.

crime drama Alibi HD, 8pm/ Alibi+1, 9pm Morris Chestnut’s pathologist returns, and things are awkward with Villa after his snooping. CSI: Miami’s Eddie Cibrian stirs trouble as the new police captain.

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sci-fi BBC1 HD, 7.20pm David Suchet guest-stars as the landlord of a rather creepy house Bill is planning to move into. A special ‘3D surroundsound’ format of the episode is on BBC iPlayer afterwards. See feature, page 7

drama BBC1 HD, 8pm Winstone and EDIToR’S Jaime Samantha Spiro portray CHoICE Dame Barbara Windsor at different stages of her life in this compelling biopic. See feature, page 8

drama ITV HD, 9pm/ITV+1, 10pm Potential witness Claire Olssen falls prey to intimidation tactics and changes her statement, forcing the team to find another way to take the case forward, while Kelly is faced with a dilemma.

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comedy BBC1 HD, 9pm Footage from the comedian’s stand-up show at the 02 Arena, featuring more of his endearing brand of observational humour poking fun at British foibles.

travelogue BBC2 HD, 9pm Entertaining duo Dara O Briain and Ed Byrne embark on an epic 3000-mile trip from Malaysia, through Thailand, to Myanmar. See feature, page 16

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Eurovision Song Contest Semi-Finals music BBC4 HD, 8pm Australia’s Isaiah Firebrace is the one to watch tonight in the first of this week’s sing-offs, with part two on Thursday. The grand final will be on Saturday.

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Loaded comedy Channel 4 HD, 10pm/ Channel 4+1, 11pm comedy from the EDIToR’S Awriter Fresh Meat CHoICE about of a group of gamers who strike it rich. See feature, page 15

Long Lost Family: What Happened Next documentary ITV HD, 9pm/ ITV+1, 10pm Davina McCall and Nicky Campbell revisit people reunited by the series over the years to find out how they have fared.

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entertainment ITV HD, 9.15pm/ ITV+1, 10.15pm Keith Lemon and Paddy McGuinness recreate classic movies in madcap fashion with the aid of celebrity guests.

war drama BBC2 HD, 10pm A tortuous drama based on the real-life ordeal of a group of British paratroopers in Afghanistan in 2006 who stumbled into the middle of a minefield and had to navigate their way back to safety.

crime drama Sky Living HD, 10pm/ Sky Living+1, 11pm FBI Agent Stahl finally carries out his threat to deal with Harlee and the crew, while Wozniak is out for revenge against traitorous mob boss Bianchi.

drama Universal HD, 9pm/ Universal+1, 10pm Rihanna makes her highly anticipated appearance in the series, checking in at the motel in the iconic role first played by Janet Leigh in the film Psycho.

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documentary BBC1 HD, 9pm Self-confessed chronic insomniac Michael Mosley subjects himself to a raft of tests and experiments as he asks why some people struggle to sleep and looks for solutions to improve his slumber.

comedy Amazon Prime Video last year’s EDIToR’S Following well-received pilot, CHoICE the quirky relationship comedy starring Kevin Bacon gets a full series. See feature, page 12

4 Cover story With Game of Thrones set to return in July, we take a sneak peek at what lies in store in Westeros

7 This week on TV Including David Suchet’s spooky role in Doctor Who, the Barbara Windsor biopic Babs, and Tim Pigott-Smith’s final television role as King Charles III

9 Soap diary The pick of the week’s stories

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drama BBC2 HD, 9pm late Tim PigottEDIToR’S The Smith stars in a drama CHoICE imagining the monarch triggering a constitutional crisis in his first days in power. See feature, page 11

drama Sky Atlantic HD, 9pm/ Sky Atlantic+1, 10pm The penultimate episode sees already tense relationships at breaking point as Jas feels Fallon’s loyalty wavering while Kent’s support network dissolves.

drama Netflix The classic Anne of Green Gables story gets a gritty rewrite, courtesy of Breaking Bad creator Moira Walley-Beckett. See feature, page 12

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16 Documentaries Including intrepid duo Dara and Ed’s Road to Mandalay

18 Films The aliens are on the attack again in Independence Day: Resurgence

28 Sport Including a preview of the new GolfSixes tournament

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NE W Heathrow: Britain’s Busiest airport documentary ITV HD, 9pm/ ITV+1, 10pm A three-parter goes behind the scenes with staff and passengers as they come and go at Europe’s biggest airport.

The Good Fight legal drama More4 HD, 9pm/ More4+1, 10pm Mike Kresteva drags the staff of Reddick, Boseman and Kolstad through the grand jury process, but his true motive is still not clear. Can Elsbeth wrong-foot him?

Independence Day: Resurgence sci-fi adventure Sky Premiere HD, 12.15pm & 8pm/+1, 1.15pm & 9pm Jeff Goldblum is back battling aliens in the sequel to the 1990s hit, with the help of Liam Hemsworth. See films, page 18

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With Game of Thrones returning to thrill us again in July, here’s a tantalising glimpse of the new season...

ArYA’S reVenGe The younger of the Stark daughters gleefully slashed the throat of Red Wedding host Walder Frey last season, but with plenty of names left on her kill list, is she eyeing up her next target here?

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STArk CHOiCe sansa stark may be Lady of winterfell, but is Littlefinger turning her against her new northern ruler Jon snow? and would she really choose the arch schemer over her family?

Game of Thrones, the long-promised winter has finally descended upon Westeros. With a launch date three months later than usual, HBO has made the wait more bearable by granting us a glimpse of the penultimate seven-episode series – which debuts on Sky Atlantic at the same hour as its

SnOW BUSineSS After the Battle of the Bastards, Jon Snow has reclaimed Winterfell, and wears his King in the North title well. But how long before he discovers his real parents were Ned’s sister Lyanna and Rhaegar Targaryen?


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After setting sail for Westeros with a fleet of Greyjoy, Dornish, Tyrell and Meereen ships in tow, Daenerys has arrived on dry land with her entourage – Missandei, Tyrion, Varys and Grey Worm. Could they be at Dragonstone, the Targaryen stronghold in Blackwater Bay?

John Bradley The Manchester-born actor reveals what’s in store for his endearing character, Samwell Tarly…

We last saw Sam arriving at the Citadel in Oldtown, the headquarters of the Maesters. What are his first impressions? It feels like the

beginning of the rest of his life. Sam has struggled for ever. Even at home, he never felt right there. When he arrives at the Citadel, we see Sam coming home. You have a sense that for the first time, it’s like he’s in an environment where he can be accepted. After his terrible reunion with his father, we saw Sam take Heartsbane, the ancestral Valyrian steel sword of House Tarly. What are his plans? I think taking the sword was a

symbolic gesture of taking what’s his. He knows only too well that the sword is wasted if it stays at Horn Hill. If it’s just an ornament then it’s not going to do the good he knows he can do with it.

here Stateside broadcast (the time difference meaning it’ll air in America on 16 July). Given that the TV show has already overtaken George RR Martin’s books, viewers have been left guessing how the battle for the Iron Throne will unfold – but do these advance snapshots reveal some

intriguing clues? Has Littlefinger turned Sansa Stark against Jon Snow? And where has Daenerys Targaryen landed? Here, we take a look at the new season, and speak to John Bradley (right), who plays Samwell Tarly, about his character’s role in the upcoming showdown…

HeADinG SOUTH With Hodor gone, Meera is left carting Bran Stark, who’s now the Three-eyed raven. Will he find Jon Snow and tell him the truth about his parentage?

Why did Sam want to go to the Citadel? It’s not that he wants to go to the Citadel to have a comfortable life. He genuinely feels he can make a difference, and he wants to, because he’s a very good and proactive character. He knows he can’t make a difference in the conventional way, or on the battlefield. But he can make a difference here. How do you feel about Jim Broadbent joining the cast as an Archmaester? It’s very exciting.

It’s great to have established actors on board, like Jonathan Pryce previously, who bring so much gravitas to the whole thing. How far ahead do you see scripts? About a month

ahead of filming. But you can still never prepare yourself for how the design elements come together to get it on screen, especially with fantasy scenes. This is the penultimate season. Do you have any idea how the series ends? None

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whatsoever. We don’t know who wins or who loses – we have no idea what kind of story we’re telling. We don’t know if it’s an indictment of how bad people can triumph if good men do nothing, or a redemptive story about good triumphing over evil.

wildling love is in the air as tormund Giantsbane’s fascination with Brienne of tarth continues – but does Brienne’s heart lie with Jaime Lannister?

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‘we don’t know who wins or who loses’ JOHN BRADLEY Alexander Siddig’s prince Doran had better watch his back

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Cover story HORSE AND HOUND We last saw Sandor ‘the Hound’ Clegane riding towards a mission to the North with the Brotherhood without Banners. Judging by the weather, he’s stuck to his word. Will he cross paths with the White Walkers?

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TOGETHER AGAIN Cersei Lannister blew up the great Sept of Baelor, wiping out her enemies, before taking the Iron throne after tommen’s suicide. Jaime is now by her side, but remember the witch’s prophecy that she will lose her crown…

WILL VARYS BE TRUE? After recruiting the tyrells and the Sand Snakes of Dorne, Varys is a major player in Daenerys’ inner circle. However, the Spider has a history of

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betrayal.

On discovering Stannis’ daughter Shireen was burnt at the stake by Melisandre, the Onion Knight was crushed. But as a key defender of the North, Ser Davos may find a new friend in Lady Lyanna Mormont.

TRUST IN TYRION A proud bearer of the Hand of the Queen pin, Tyrion Lannister is Daenerys’ most trusted adviser. Will we discover Tyrion also has Targaryen blood running through his veins?

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Lady Lyanna Mormont stole the show when she convinced the lords of the north to support Jon Snow. But with a shady-looking Littlefinger lurking in the background, should she watch her back?

Sam and gilly are exploring the Citadel’s vast library in Oldtown, but on closer inspection, gilly is reading the story of Azor Ahai. the mythical hero was prophesied by Lord of Light Red priestess Melisandre. Could it be Jon Snow?

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Missandei cements her allegiance to Daenerys by wearing a Targaryen brooch featuring three dragons.


WHO’S NEW IN SEASON SEVEN Meet the latest stars arriving in the Seven Kingdoms for the upcoming series...

Jim Broadbent The Oscar winner will be seen playing one of the Citadel’s esteemed Archmaesters and mentoring Samwell Tarly.

Joseph Quinn

The Dickensian actor will play a character called Koner, who has yet to appear in any of George RR Martin’s books.

Ed Sheeran The pop star has signed up for a cameo role, with producers casting the singersongwriter as a surprise for mega-fan Maisie Williams, who plays Arya.

Tom Hopper

The Black Sails actor has reportedly taken over the role of Samwell’s younger brother, Dickon Tarly, from Freddie

Poirot turns VILLAIN

David Suchet has secrets to hide in this week’s Doctor Who The Landlord is charming, but like all charming people, what is lurking beneath the smile? Bill and her friends grow slightly suspicious of him and call the Doctor, which is when the truth about this sinister house starts to emerge.

What makes him so good? He has the characteristics of Poirot, actually. They can be full of condemnation, quite severe and rather frightening, but they are both great moral compasses. When you’re with them, no matter if you feel intimidated, you feel safe.

How pleased were you to play a part in Doctor Who? I said ‘yes’

Have you worked with Peter Capaldi before? He starred in a

before I’d even read the script. I’ve wanted to be in Doctor Who since my teens. In my 47-year career as a professional actor, it’s the show I’ve wanted to do the most – and I’m including Poirot in that.

1991 episode of Poirot called Wasps Nest and played a very strange villain dressed up as a clown. We then found ourselves in the same series, The Secret Agent, in 1992.

Tell us about your character?

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Ever since he was a teenager, David

Suchet has always wanted to be in Doctor Who. This week he finally fulfils that ambition. The acclaimed 71-year-old actor is best known for his role as Agatha Christie’s Belgian sleuth Hercule Poirot, but in Saturday’s episode we find him playing a rogue who calls himself The Landlord. Entitled Knock Knock, it’s an especially spooky instalment of the sci-fi drama. Set in a house full of secrets and strange creatures, it includes a girl who appeares to be made of wood. The adventure opens with Bill and her student pals looking for somewhere to live for the new term and stumbling upon a mansion owned by The Landlord. Here, Suchet tells us more…

Who is your favourite Doctor?

William Hartnell, because he was the first. It was like the people who first saw Sean Connery as James Bond. For them there was no other 007. But Peter Capaldi has been fantastic and has progressed the character in a wonderful way.

A new Poirot is in production. Will it feel strange not to be involved? Yes, they are doing

The ABC Murders, which is my favourite story. I’ve been in every single Poirot story ever written and for them to do it again is quite natural. I’m very proud and pleased with what I’ve left behind.

Stroma.

‘I’ve wanted to be in Doctor Who since my teens’

Peter Capaldi’s Time Lord meets David Suchet’s The Landlord and a wooden girl

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Take three girls: Samantha Spiro, Barbara Windsor and Jaime Winstone

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Barbara Samantha Spiro and Jaime Winstone play national treasure Barbara Windsor in a colourful new biographical drama NEW DRAMA

Babs Sunday, BBC1 HD, 8pm

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Her roles in the Carry On films

and EastEnders have made Barbara Windsor part of the fabric of British life, but is there more to the much-loved actress than her saucy giggles and playing the Queen Vic’s pint-sized publican Peggy Mitchell? This week, BBC1’s fascinating biopic Babs reveals the Londoner’s childhood and early work as a serious theatre actress, as well the crucial decisions she made between her personal and professional lives. The moving one-off drama, penned by former EastEnders

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writer Tony Jordan, is set in 1993, when Windsor was in her fifties and performing in an end-of-thepier show. She’s at a low ebb and, after a matinee, she starts to reminisce about the people and events that have shaped her life and career from 1943 to 1993. ‘People from her past, including her father John [Nick Moran]

Jaime Winstone with Robin Sebastian as Kenneth Williams; Babs in Carry on Camping (left)

“visit” her and take her on a journey back through her life,’ explains Samantha Spiro, one of four actresses playing her. ‘It’s a bit like It’s A Wonderful Life or A Christmas Carol because Barbara is assessing her life by watching her younger self at various crossroads in the past.’

A STAR IS BORN Nick Moran and Leanne Best as John and Rose, with florence Keen as the young Barbara

As the drama flashes back, Florence Keen and Benidorm’s Honor Kneafsey play the actress as a child. The story explores Windsor’s first forays into

showbusiness, while she also experiences the upheaval of her parents’ acrimonious divorce. Jaime Winstone then takes on the role of Windsor in the 1950s and 1960s, when she worked with Joan Littlewood (Zoë Wanamaker),


Q&A BARBARA WINDSOR

The real Babs reveals all...

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How did you feel when a biopic was suggested?

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I didn’t want to do it, but I agreed because I knew Tony Jordan wouldn’t make me something I’m not. It’s warts and all. This is the real me, so I’m thrilled.

Will people who know you from the Carry Ons and EastEnders be surprised? There are things that people don’t know and it shows what made As Peggy Mitchell me into who in EastEnders I am. I’ve made mistakes, but they’re my mistakes. I don’t mind being known as a Carry On girl because I’m very proud of the films and of working with the greatest people.

What’s it like seeing Jaime Winstone and Samantha Spiro play you? They have got me so right. I stood giggling with them for ages to help them get my laugh right. Now they do it better than I do.

the revered stage director. It was then that she also met her first husband, gangster Ronnie Knight (Luke Allen-Gale). ‘It is not your usual biopic. We didn’t do that famous Carry On Camping bikini scene – thank goodness,’ laughs Winstone, 32. ‘We show Barbara making it as a stage actress and her career ascending into films, but then she was torn between that and her love life with Ronnie.’

How does it feel seeing your parents portrayed on screen? Really weird. Leanne Best as Mum is just right. Mum wanted the best for me and she hated me doing the Carry Ons. She thought they were beneath me because I’d had elocution lessons and been on Broadway.

How do you feel about turning 80 in August? It’s daft isn’t it? But I’m in a good place in my life. I’ve got a fantastic husband and I’m still working. But it’s a bit difficult now I’m a Dame; I have to watch how I behave!

EMOTIONAL JOURNEy Spiro previously played Windsor in ITV drama Cor, Blimey! in 2000, which explored her affair with Sid James, and says the role is very close to her heart. ‘They called me Babs at drama school, so when I played her the first time, it seemed like destiny,’ says Spiro, 48. ‘That was portraying the Carry On period, though, so it all felt more giggly and booby, but this time it is a much more emotional journey.’

Windsor, 79, who was made a Dame in the 2016 New Year Honours, was closely involved with the drama and makes several cameos as herself. ‘There’s immense pressure playing Barbara because she is a national treasure, but she was so open and helpful during filming,’ says Winstone. ‘She has such warmth and told me I’d got her spot on. That’s a great pat on the back.’

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Rhona returns and trashes her home �� Poor Rhona is a wreck as Worried for her best friend, she returns to the village in the Vanessa heads over to Smithy wake of her wedding day rape Cottage to check on her, ordeal. She’s spent the last and is stunned to find that fortnight in Cornwall Rhona has trashed the with son Leo and, house and all the now back on wedding presents. home soil, she’s As she reaches terrified that out to her mate, her violent will Rhona husband, admit what Pierce, could has happened? reappear. Or will the Bumping into struggling mum Rhona’s abusive her ex, Paddy, she find another way to hubby Pierce tells him that the cope with her pain? marriage is over, �� PLUS Emma finds out and reveals that Pierce about Adam and Vanessa’s kiss, knew about their kiss. Dan withdraws his statement As the vet then spends her first night alone, Paddy catches to appease Josh and Jamie, Pollard mistakes Tracy for an up with Marlon and Vanessa intruder, and Samson tries to in The Woolpack, and tells matchmake Sam and Lydia. them about the split.

ALSO IN THE SOAPS THIS WEEK… EASTENDERS �� kim confronts Denise (right), lauren starts her new job, Whitney gets a visit from lee’s friend Moose, Stacey urges Martin to stop blanking Michelle, and abi’s frustrated with her living arrangements.

CORONATION STREET �� leanne has a scare with baby Oli (right), Steve searches for amy, Shona’s tempted to tell David the truth, Maria ‘unfriends’ eva, Sally asks Gina and leah to move in, and Toyah takes a pregnancy test. whatsontv.co.uk/soaps

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The late Tim Pigott-Smith stars as King charles III in an intriguing what if..? drama

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King Charles III

Here, Pigott-Smith, who was interviewed during filming, reveals more about his royal role…

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When Tim Pigott-Smith died last month, he was as busy as ever. The 70-year-old, who was awarded an OBE in the New Year’s Honours List, had recently appeared in BBC1’s Decline and Fall and was rehearsing for a stage production of Death of a Salesman. King Charles III, showing on BBC2 this week, was the last TV project he finished before his death, and serves as an apt tribute to the actor’s illustrious career. Adapted from the play by Mike Bartlett (Doctor Foster), the feature-length drama sees PigottSmith reprising his acclaimed stage performance as the real-life Prince of Wales. He triggers a constitutional crisis when he comes to the throne by refusing to sign a bill restricting press freedom.

How did you prepare for playing Charles? When I was offered the

part, I was working with a friend who used to do voices for Spitting Image. He said that Charles fiddles with his signet ring and his cuffs, and pulls his mouth down to the side when he’s talking, but doesn’t really open his mouth. He also does this thing with his hands – they hover outside his pockets but never go in, which is wonderfully indecisive and suits the character. What’s it like to play someone who’s so much in the public eye?

I’ve played quite a lot of real people and doing that carries a special responsibility. Endless people have said how like Charles I look, but actually I don’t. We aren’t doing impersonations, so the audience is free to take

the image of the actual Royals and plant them on to us. King Charles III was originally a stage play. Will it appeal to a television audience? The whole

world is interested in the British monarchy and, in the UK, it’s particularly relevant at the moment. This is an enjoyable, clever and funny story, but it’s not told at the Royals’ expense. The Royals live their lives in public, but they still have to be depicted with integrity – and we’ve been very careful to do that. What did you think when you first read the script? It’s a

remarkable play and it’s wonderful that it’s going to be seen on television, the most democratic of all our media. It’s likely more people will see it in one showing than saw it in its entire run at the theatre, which is an extraordinary thought.

Right-royal household: Tim Pigott-Smith with Richard Goulding as Harry, Charlotte Riley as Kate, Oliver Chris as William and Margot Leicester as Camilla

A LIFE ON SCREEN Tim Pigott-Smith became a household name thanks to his Bafta-winning performance as police superintendent Ronald Merrick in ITV’s 1984 series The Jewel in the Crown. He went on to play two more highranking police officers in TV’s The Chief and The Vice, and star in movies Remains of the Day and Quantum of Solace. His death on 7 April brought tributes Pigott-Smith from with Nicholas many of Farrell in Jewel his co-stars. in the Crown Jack Whitehall, who starred with him in recent BBC1 satire Decline and Fall, called him ‘a kind and brilliant man’, while Billions star Damian Lewis recalled working with him in Hamlet: ‘I’m devastated by the death of my old friend. I loved him.’

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Anne of Green Gables is a timeless tale. Written by Lucy Maud Montgomery in 1908, it tells the story of young orphan Anne Shirley, who is mistakenly sent to live with an ageing brother and sister in Canada’s Prince Edward Island in the late 1800s. The pair, who had wanted to adopt a boy, are disappointed and Anne has to rise to the challenge of being accepted by them and the wider community. There have been numerous film and TV adaptations, with the latest version, Anne, streaming on Netflix. The eight-part series promises to be different, not least because it’s been penned by Breaking Bad writer-producer Moira Walley-Beckett. ‘This is a very grounded, real version of the story,’ says the Emmy-winning writer. ‘Life in Prince Edward Island in the late

a classic story gets a gritty revamp from the writer of global hit Breaking Bad

1800s was hard and gritty. It’s not doilies and teacups.’ The series doesn’t shy away from revealing Anne’s abusive childhood in orphanages and foster homes, and also tackles prejudice as she’s made to feel unwelcome in the small town. However, over time, the 13-yearold wins over her adoptive parents, Marilla and Matthew Cuthbert (Geraldine James and R H Thomson), and the locals.

SHOT ON LOCATION Playing the iconic role is 14-yearold Amybeth McNulty, who travelled from her native Ireland to film the series, part of which was shot on location. ‘It was amazing to see Anne’s homeland,’ says McNulty, best known as the young Agatha in Sky1 comedy Agatha Raisin. Indeed, making an Anne of Green Gables for a new generation is what the latest version is about, says Walley-Beckett. ‘We have kept the heart and soul of the book, but we’re also telling a new story.’

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After last year’s successful pilot, the cheekily titled comedy I Love Dick returns to Amazon Prime Video this week for a full series. As the latest project from award-winningTransparent creator Jill Soloway, the series pulls no punches. It’s based on a 1997 feminist fictional memoir following a struggling filmmaker, Chris (Kathryn Hahn), and her academic husband Sylvère (Griffin Dunne) after they move from New York City to Marfa, Texas, and both become infatuated with charismatic artist, professor and part-time cowboy Dick, played by Kevin Bacon. We met up with 58-year-old Bacon to hear more… Tell us more about Dick He’s an artist, but he hasn’t made any art in a long time. He’s something of an enigma and at a bit of a crossroads

in his life. He just wants to be alone, especially when it comes to any kind of committed relationship with a woman. He is quite a lonely person, though I don’t think he would admit that to himself. What appealed to you about the role? One of the things I wanted

to explore is the nature of celebrity. Dick is a huge celebrity in his town and he has a love-hate relationship with his high profile. He is a rock star in this particular world and, hand-in-hand with that, comes a kind of adulation that you don’t always think you deserve. Do you struggle with your fame?

I don’t like to complain about it too much because I have no one to blame but myself. Fame was a big driving force in my becoming an actor – I think most actors don’t want to admit that, but it’s true. But being famous is a weird way to live. People react to you very differently because of it, and that’s what Dick experiences.


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US dramas round-up Slade shakes things up for Rosie and Villa

Rosewood Tuesday, Alibi HD, 8pm Forward Motion & Frat Life (1/22) Morris Chestnut returns as charismatic private pathologist Dr ‘Rosie’ Rosewood, who helps the Miami police solve murders in the second season of the crime drama. Rosie and no-nonsense detective Annalise Villa (Jaina Lee Ortiz) came close to revealing their feelings for each other at the end of the last season – until she discovered he had been looking into her husband’s death. That means the pair are at loggerheads once again when Captain Ryan Slade (Eddie Cibrian) takes over running the East Miami PD.

Grimm

Elena Gilbert and villainous Katherine Pierce. The latter Tuesday, W HD, 9pm The End (13/13) After six seasons, is out to settle scores with her former lovers, brothers Damon the supernatural drama ends for and Stefan Salvatore, who must good this week with Nick facing stop Katherine from wreaking off against Zerstörer – and it seems no weapon can defeat him. a terrible revenge on the people of Mystic Falls. But then Monroe, Rosalee and Eve stumble upon Wicked City a rare potion at the Monday, ABC Spice Shop that Studios On may help win the Demand battle. ‘It’s a bold Set in 1982 Los and extremely Angeles, this crime emotional drama (which is episode,’ warns Nick and Zerstörer available through fight to the death executive producer Sky Boxsets, Now TV in Grimm David Greenwalt. and Virgin Media) sees Six Feet Under’s Jeremy Sisto The Vampire Diaries and Gabriel Luna from Marvel’s Tuesday, ITV2 HD, 11.55pm Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. as a pair of I Was Feeling Epic (16/16) One detectives hunting a serial killer. of the show’s main stars, Nina Gossip’s Girl’s Ed Westwick Dobrev, quit the series in 2015, co-stars as the murderer whose but she returns for its last-ever good looks disguise his dark side. episode in her dual roles of kind

‘Dick has a love-hate relationship with his high profile’ keVin BaCOn

kevin Bacon, Griffin Dunne and kathryn Hahn as Dick, Sylvère and Chris

The show is very different from your last TV show The Following

If you look at my career, I do switch it up a lot. I’m always looking for a lot of different parts. It’s been a while since I’ve been in a romantic role. How did it feel getting naked in the pilot? I thought it was really

cool. Dick was all alone so there

was no reason he’d ever wear a bathing suit in that water. I thought it was appropriate. Do you ever read reviews of your performances? I haven’t read

them for 30 years. I can’t. When they’re bad, they’re really rough, and when they’re good, they’re not good enough. You can always find something to stress over.

OTHER US DRAMAS ON TV THIS WEEk BATES MOTEL Tuesday, Universal HD, 9pm Dreams Die First (5/10). BILLIONS Tuesday, Sky Atlantic HD, 9pm Ball in Hand (12/12). EMpIRE Mon, E4 HD, 10pm Civil Hands unclean (15/18). THE GOOD FIGHT Thursday, More4, 9pm not So Grand Jury (7/10). LETHAL WEApON Fri, ITV HD, 9pm lawmen (11/18).

THE MAGICIANS Tuesday, 5STAR, 9pm Ramifications (12/13).

MARVEL’S AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D. Sunday, E4 HD, 9pm Self Control (15/22). THE 100 Wednesday, E4 HD, 9pm We Will Rise (6/13).

pERSON OF INTEREST Wednesday, 5USA, 9pm .exe (12/13).

pOWERS Monday, Spike, 12am Slain Dragons (9/10). qUANTICO Thursday, Alibi HD, 9pm FallenORaCle (12/22). SCORpION Saturday, ITV2 HD, 8.15pm Strife on Mars (22/24). SUpERNATURAL Wednesday, E4 HD, 10pm The Future (19/23).

Will Axe come out on top in Billions?

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This week on TV Samuel anderson, Jim howick, Jonny Sweet and Nick helm as Leon, Josh, ewan and Watto

Minted mates! a bunch of nerdy gamers strike it rich in a new Channel 4 comedy NEW COMEDY

Loaded Monday, Channel 4 HD, 10pm

photos: sean Marland. photos: getty

If you enjoy Sky Atlantic’s hit US

show Silicon Valley, you may want to tune into Channel 4’s new comedy-drama, Loaded, this week. The eight-parter follows a group of British tech nerds Josh (Jim Howick), Leon (Samuel Anderson), Ewan (Jonny Sweet) and Watto (Nick Helm) who become multi-millionaires overnight after selling their video game company to an American firm. Yet the boys soon find that enjoying their new-found wealth isn’t as easy as they’d imagined. ‘Leon has the right idea and buys himself a

Ferrari, but the others don’t have a clue,’ says Howick, best known for Horrible Histories and playing slimy convicted rapist Aaron Mayford in Broadchurch. ‘Josh is riddled with millionaire’s guilt, and finds himself overwhelmed by the burden of his wealth.

caShed up

‘There’s something quintessentially British about the way they splash the cash,’ he adds. ‘It’s like if Mark and Jeremy from Peep Show won the lottery. I don’t think Josh allows himself to enjoy it because, at the back of his mind, he expects it’s all going to be taken away.’ So what would Jim spend his money on if he was suddenly minted like his character? ‘I suppose I’m a bit like Josh because I don’t have a clue what

Jim howick in Broadchurch

I would do with all that money,’ he grins. ‘The biggest luxury item I’ve ever bought myself was a cider press and I got one batch of cider out of it before giving up because it was really hard work.’ Meanwhile, the boys spend much of their first day as cashed-up nerds visiting all the people who screwed them over or didn’t believe in them, while breaking the news of their new success with the help of a barbershop quartet. However, it soon turns out that their new financial success is under

‘I’m a bit like Josh because I don’t have a clue what I would do with all that money’ JIM hoWICK

threat, when old pal Ross (Game of Throne’s Tony Way) claims Watto stole his computer game idea while high on magic mushrooms – and he wants a cut of the money.

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The American firm who bought the lads’ start-up sends over a hotshot business executive called Casey (The West Wing’s Mary McCormack) to sort out the mess. ‘The boys are terrified of Casey,’ explains Jim. ‘She knows they’re a bunch of nerds so she taps into that by telling them they’ve sold out to the Empire and that she’s a sexy Darth Vader who will whip them into shape.’ Written by Fresh Meat and Misfits scribe Jon Brown, Loaded has been co-produced by US broadcaster AMC and will also be shown in the States. ‘It’s amazing,’ says Howick. ‘It’s definitely the biggest audience any of us will ever have had.’ TV&Satellite Week 15


Documentaries Ed Byrne and Dara O Briain prepare for a festival in Malaysia

WORDS: Olly gRAnt, iAn MACEWAn. PHOtOS: AlAMy, REX

Dara O Briain and Ed Byrne hit the road for a journey across South-East Asia

Burma or bust!

Mexico: Earth’s Festival of Life

From Morocco to Timbuktu…

Long Lost Family: What Happened Next

Heathrow: Britain’s Busiest Airport

Sunday, BBC2 HD, 8pm

Thursday, BBC2 HD, 9pm

Tuesday, ITV HD, 9pm

Wednesday, ITV HD, 9pm

This three-part series showcases the natural wonders and traditions of Mexico in its mountains, forests, prairies and deserts. Look out for black bears and monarch butterflies, spectacular Aztec ruins and the country’s festival of the Dia de los Muertos – the Day of the Dead.

Writer and explorer Alice Morrison sets out on an epic trip across north Africa, following the ancient gold and salt trade routes. The first part of the journey takes her to Fes, the market town of Marrakech with its bustling Djemaa el-Fna square, and across the Atlas mountains.

Davina McCall and Nicky Campbell revisit some of the amazing reunion stories featured in Long Lost Family, starting with Cliff Jardine and Sue Ward, a half-brother and sister who were unaware of each other’s existence before applying separately to the show to locate their mother.

Heathrow is Europe’s biggest and

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busiest airport and this three-parter goes behind the scenes to follow the work of its 76,000-strong workforce, from plumbers to pilots, as they work together to ensure a smooth journey for the 200,000 travellers who pass through every day.


Eyes wide open: Michael Mosley investigates sleep

The pair with some locals in Myanmar

NEW TrAvELoguE

Dara and Ed’s road to Mandalay Sunday, BBC2 HD, 9pm

If you caught their banter-filled

American trip in 2015, you’ll know that Dara O Briain and Ed Byrne know how to dish up a good travelogue. This week the Irish comics, who are close friends, return for a three-part follow-up on BBC2. Dara and Ed’s Road to Mandalay sees the pair tackling a 3000-mile trip from Malaysia through Thailand to the newly democratised Myanmar (formerly Burma). Along the way they explore the history and culture of the three very different countries and try their hand at some intriguing local pastimes. We asked them to tell us more...

Dara You’ve got to keep the sound

man on side because those things never go away... Why South East Asia? Ed It’s a really interesting journey.

Malaysia is a real patchwork, spread across three land masses. Dara And we’re travelling towards a country that has emerged from a junta into democracy. There are things in this series that you won’t have seen anywhere else, because it’s a brand new country. Did you have a favourite place? Ed Myanmar was interesting. It’s

still preserved in aspic because it was in total isolation for so long. Walking around, everyone stares because you’re Western. They’d look at me and giggle. Then they’d see Dara and even the monks would want their photographs taken with him.

How long did it take to film the 3000 mile trip? Dara It took five and a half weeks.

Did you reciprocate? Dara They were all lining up to put

It got very long. You find yourself pining for the good old days when you could do Three Men in a Boat in just 10 days!

an arm round me and get a selfie with the giant Westerner. Ed The joke we had was that Robot Wars must be big there.

Did you ever fall out? Dara We’ve learned to bicker at a

You performed a shadowpuppet comedy skit in Malaysia – how did that go? Ed We got one laugh. That was it. Dara We properly died on stage,

low level the entire way through, which tends to lance the boil that could turn into a proper fight. Ed We’re also very aware that we have a mic on at all times.

which is something I’ve been trying not to do for 20 years.

The dream team Michael Mosley asks sleep experts how he can get a good night’s rest NEW HEALTH

The Truth About Sleep Thursday, BBC1 HD, 9pm Britain is one of the most sleep-deprived countries in the world, and in BBC1’s The Truth About Sleep, medical journalist Michael Mosley, himself an insomniac, is on a mission to find out what causes insomnia and what steps sufferers can take to alleviate this distressing condition. ‘I’m a chronic insomniac and I get really grumpy when my sleep is cut,’ explains Mosley. ‘One of the reasons I gave up being a doctor was because of that.’

DREAM TEAM As usual, the presenter offers himself as a human guinea pig alongside other volunteers as he consults a team of medical experts. Among the issues he addresses is the link between sleep and weight. ‘A recent study found that half of those who sleep for less than

five hours a night are obese. When you’re sleep deprived, you absorb more calories. So for your evening meal, you should ensure you eat something that is rich in fibre.’

TOp TIpS We all know that caffeine keeps us up, but there’s another drink that isn’t good for sleep either, he says. ‘Alcohol might give the impression of sending you off into the land of nod, but the truth is that it can cause interrupted sleep, and the quality of sleep is poor. Plus, it relaxes your throat muscles, causing snoring – which can then keep your partner awake, too!’ So what measures can we take to help us get a good night’s rest? ‘Make sure your bedroom is cool. Ideally, around 17 degrees,’ he recommends. ‘Also, ensure there is no electronic equipment in there to distract you. An hour before bed, switch off all social media. That way, by the time you go to bed, you’ll be ready for sleep.’

DID YOu knOW? Buddy Holly died in a plane crash on 3 February 1959. Don McLean recalled it as ‘the day the music died’ in the lyrics of American Pie. Find out more about the life and career of the singer-songwriter in Buddy Holly: Rave On, Friday, BBC4 HD, 10pm

Elizabeth I: Battle for the Throne

obsession: The South Bank Show

Queer Britain

Tuesday, Channel 5 HD, 9pm

Tuesday, Sky Arts HD, 10pm

Across six programmes, journalist

A three-part drama-documentary

Jude Law joins Melvyn Bragg to

series recounting the many obstacles and adversaries Queen Elizabeth I had to overcome during her life and reign. Lily Cole plays the Virgin Queen in the dramatised sections while Suzannah Lipscomb and Dan Jones provide the facts.

discuss his current stage role as charismatic drifter Gino in director Ivo van Hove’s adaptation of the 1943 film Obsession at the Barbican. It’s the Bafta-winning actor’s first appearance at the London venue in more than 20 years.

and blogger Riyadh Khalaf explores some of the challenges being faced by young people in Britain’s LGBT community, from issues surrounding race and religion to worries about body image and the high number of LGBT people living rough on the streets.

Sunday, BBC3 Online, from 10am

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FilmsThis week’s reviewed by Jason Best

Independence day: Resurgence Jeff Goldblum has another close encounter as those pesky aliens have another go at laying waste to the world

ScI-FI adVenTure Friday, Sky Premiere HD, 12.15pm & 8pm

3

overblown, cheesy and thoroughly

silly, the original Independence Day reduced the White House to rubble and raised a fortune at the box office in 1996. Even more ludicrous than its predecessor, Roland Emmerich’s sequel isn’t so much a reprise of Independence Day (showing on Sky Sci-Fi & Horror, Thursday, 9pm) as a combination of tribute act and reunion tour. There are fresh faces: Liam Hemsworth’s maverick fighter

Premiere of The week

pilot takes the role of cocky hero previously filled by Will Smith; Jessie Usher is his hotshot flying ace rival, the son of Smith’s absent character; and Maika Monroe is his love interest, the daughter of the first film’s gung-ho US president. Fans of the original film, however, will be more excited by the return of such familiar faces as Jeff Goldblum’s brilliant computer whiz, Bill Pullman’s former president and Brent Spiner’s eccentric boffin.

Then there are the aliens, wreaking even more havoc on their return. London comes a cropper, the Eye impaled by Dubai’s Burj Khalifa skyscraper, Tower Bridge flattened by Kuala Lumpur’s Petronas Towers. But while the film-makers go to town with the devastation, they devote rather less care to the stuff in between. The new characters are a pretty lacklustre lot and they don’t get anything particularly

Jeff Goldblum is back on earth’s front line

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snappy to say. And when these young bloods take to the air in a bid to fend off the alien invasion, their CGI-laden scenes of aerial combat end up being more confusing than breathtaking. Fortunately, the old hands are much more engaging and the action kicks up a gear in its final stages. Indeed, the film is at its most exciting when it is also at its cheesiest, with a school bus full of kids careering across the Nevada desert, alien monster in hot pursuit, as the countdown to Earth’s total annihilation ticks down towards zero. 2016, 12, 120min


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Plus turn over for... This week’s films at a glance p20 Day-by-day guide p22 Pay-per-view highlights p27 horror ThrIller

comedy

rupture

keanu Saturday, Sky Premiere HD, 2.15pm & 10.10pm

Thursday, Sky Premiere HD, 2.20pm & 10.10pm 2

3

This freewheeling comedy stars TV sketch show duo Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele as two LA friends from the suburbs who get out of their depth when they pose as fearsome gangsters to get back a stolen kitten. The film’s big joke is that the bi-racial pair are hopelessly square and mild-mannered: the last people you could imagine pulling off their assumed identities as swaggering desperados ‘Tectonic’ and ‘Shark Tank’. Somehow, though, Key’s character does manage to convince a bunch of drug dealers that George Michael, his favourite musician, is a badass, putting hilarious menace into the fate of Michael’s Wham! sidekick Andrew Ridgeley. ‘Nobody ever seen him again.’ Their misadventures get stretched rather thin, but the stars’ chemistry is sublime and the gags hit more often than they miss. On top of which, the missing feline (the ‘Keanu’ of the title) couldn’t be cuter. Incidentally, Peele followed up his role here by writing and directing another movie dealing with racial taboos and sensitivities: this year’s surprise horror hit Get Out. 2016, 15, 98min

abducted by members of

a mysterious cult, Noomi Rapace’s arachnophobic single mom finds herself subjected to a series of fear-inducing tests in a labyrinthine medical facility. She, understandably, is soon gibbering in terror but scares are in shorter supply for the viewer in this underwhelming horror thriller. Rapace’s heroine spends far too long strapped to a trolley and, although the pace picks up in the final third, the story’s pay-off is disappointing. 2016, 15, 99min

Keanu had a huge career ahead of him on youTube

drama

Junction 48

3 This uneven but highly energetic drama sees a Palestinian rapper (Tamer Nafar) finding an outlet in hip-hop in the face of Israeli oppression and family tragedy. Campaigning Israeli-American director Udi Aloni makes no effort to disguise his political sympathies, sometimes at the expense of the plot, but open-minded viewers will be won over by his charismatic young cast. Subtitled. 2016, 15, 95min

Wednesday, Sky Premiere HD, 9.50pm

alba was all for clean living

drama

hungry hearts Sunday, Sky Premiere HD, 11.40am & 10.10pm 3

Jude and mina are New

Yorkers whose marriage is put under impossible strain after Mina develops a neurotic New Age obsession with keeping their baby son free of all impurities. Director Saverio Costanzo overdoes the claustrophobic camera angles and his script does become overly contrived, but Adam Driver and Alba Rohrwacher’s committed performances keep us engaged as this fraught psychological drama unfolds. 2014, 15, 113min

acTIon ThrIller

They were laughing all the way to the West Bank

at least alison hadn’t drawn a blank

‘So, you didn’t think I scared?’

Vigilante Diaries Tuesday, Sky Premiere HD, 12.50pm & 10.05pm

worLD CiNemA FanTaSy drama

Zoom Monday, Sky Premiere HD, 10am & 10.10pm

3

Trickier than a nest of vipers devouring their own tails, this part live-action, part animated movie features three frustrated storytellers (Alison Pill, Gael García Bernal and Mariana Ximenes), each of whom is creating the fictional world inhabited by one of the others. The film’s braided narrative doesn’t really go anywhere, but it provides a good measure of playful, teasing fun. 2015, 15, 93min

star ratings HHHHH excellent HHHH Very good HHH Good HH average H Poor

1 Full of cartoonish violence, lumbering jokes and leering sexism, this would-be larky action thriller about a special-forces soldierturned-rogue avenger is an unmitigated mess. The incoherent plot gives Paul Sloan’s self-made superhero a personal beef with the Armenian Mob and sends him on a globetrotting mission that includes a pointless stopover in Glasgow. 2016, 15, 103min

every picture tells a story…

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FilmFinder The best of the w Family

Journey 2: The Mysterious Island Sunday,Channel5HD,5pm/ Channel5+1,6pm

Comedies

3

Dwayne Johnson and Josh Hutcherson head the cast of a cheerfully frivolous fantasy adventure. 2012, pg, 94min

Dramas

3

The Fault in Our Stars 3

Jason Bourne

This French-made slapstick farce finds Ron Perlman’s CIA agent and Rupert Grint’s rock band manager caught up in a shambolic plot to fake the first Moon landing in 1969. 2015, 15, 93min

Saturday,Channel4HD,9pm/ Channel4+1,10pm

Saturday,SkyPremiereHD,12.05pm& 8pm/SkyPremiere+1,1.05pm&9pm

Shailene Woodley and Ansel Elgort give touching performances in this weepie about two teenagers who meet at a cancer support group. 2014, 12, 126min

Having been absent from 2012’s The Bourne Legacy, Matt Damon’s CIA agent is back for more of the same frenetic blend of thrills and spills. 2016, 12, 123min

Moonwalkers Saturday,SkyCrime&ThrillerHD,9pm

Sunday,Film4HD,4.10pm/ Film4+1,5.10pm

It’s the final screen outing for the Pevensie siblings. 2010, pg, 115min

3

preMIere

preMIere The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader 3

Thrillers

3

3

Keanu Saturday,SkyPremiereHD,10.10pm/ SkyPremiere+1,11.10pm

Hungry Hearts

Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele’s nice guys pose as gangsters in order to retrieve a cute catnapped kitty in this furry-tale farce. 2016, 15, 98min

Adam Driver and Alba Rohrwacher put their hearts into an intense story about a New York couple whose marriage comes under pressure. 2014, 15, 113min

Sunday,SkyPremiereHD,10.10pm/ SkyPremiere+1,11.10pm

Unforgiven

5

Sunday,ITV4HD,10pm/ITV4+1,11pm

Clint Eastwood directs and stars in a dark and brutal Oscar-winning Western about a retired gunslinger-turnedfarmer who takes one last job for the reward money. 1992, 15, 130min

Films may be edited for television. The running times given are those of the original cinema releases.

preMIere The Great Gilly Hopkins

3

Tuesday,SkyFamilyHD,3pm&9.45pm

The Book Thief’s Sophie Nélisse plays a young foster child who sets out to be reunited with her birth mother in this genial comedy drama. 2016, pg, 99min

Adaptation Monday,AMC,11pm

3

Expect to be bamboozled by this somewhat surreal satire about a writer (Nicolas Cage) who is working on the screenplay for the film we’re actually watching. 2002, 15, 114min

Zoom

3

The Numbers Station

3

Monday,SkyPremiereHD,10.10pm/ SkyPremiere+1,11.10pm

Wednesday,SonyMovieChannel,9pm/ SonyMovieChannel+1,10pm

There might be less here than meets the eye, but this twisty tale starring Alison Pill, Gael García Bernal and Mariana Ximenes is still a fun watch. 2015, 15, 93min

That cinema staple the world-weary spy gets another outing, this time in the form of John Cusack’s jaded CIA agent, in this tense action movie. 2013, 15, 85min

preMIere Alice Through the Looking Glass Wednesday,SkyDisneyHD,6pm

3

Mia Wasikowska plays Alice again and Johnny Depp returns as the Mad Hatter in an eye-dazzling sequel to 2010’s Alice in Wonderland. 2016, pg, 113min

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Irrational Man Tuesday,SkyDrama& RomanceHD,6.20pm

3

There are some dark undertones to this Woody Allen tale about a jaded professor (Joaquin Phoenix) who finds a way to reinvigorate his life. 2015, 12, 95min

Junction 48

3

Wednesday,SkyPremiereHD,9.50pm/ SkyPremiere+1,10.50pm

Set amid Arab-Israeli tensions, this thoughtful film stars Tamer Nafar as a Palestinian rapper expressing himself through music. Subtitled. 2016, 15, 95min

A Most Wanted Man

3

Thursday,Film4HD,9pm/Film4+1,10pm

Adapted from a John le Carré story, this topical spy drama finds Philip Seymour Hoffman in scintillating form, playing the head of a German counter-terrorism unit. 2014, 15, 122min


eek at a glance Horror & Sci-Fi

Captain America: The First Avenger Sunday,Channel4HD,8pm/ Channel4+1,9pm

3

Armed with his trademark shield, Chris Evans plays the red-white-and-blue comic-book superhero. 2011, 12, 124min

Star Trek

5

Tuesday,Film4HD,9pm/Film4+1,10pm

Director JJ Abrams’ lustrous reboot of the Star Trek franchise is breathtakingly exciting, and Zachary Quinto and Chris Pine are spot-on as the young Spock and Kirk. 2009, 12, 127min

editor’s choice Jake had long ago gone over to the dark side

Classics

High Noon Saturday,TCMHD,1.15pm/ TCM+1,2.15pm

5

Tex Ritter sings the famous theme song as the clock remorselessly counts down the seconds and Gary Cooper’s town marshal awaits his fate. 1952, u, 85min

The Little Mermaid 5 Monday,SkyDisneyHD,4.30pm

Though based on the Hans Christian Andersen fairy tale, this Disney cartoon is a virtual remake of Sleeping Beauty, down to the final battle with the villainous sea-witch Ursula. 1989, u, 87min

preMIere

4

Nightcrawler Saturday,BBC2HD,9pm

Part scathing media satire, part scorching crime thriller, this gripping movie stars Jake Gyllenhaal as a beady-eyed misfit ruthlessly carving a career for himself as a freelance TV cameraman in Los Angeles, looking to secure grisly scoops. Gyllenhaal is sensational as the psychopathic anti-hero, and he gets excellent support from Rene Russo as the cynical TV news editor who buys his footage. 2014, 15, 117min

preMIere Independence Day: resurgence Friday,SkyPremiereHD,8pm/ SkyPremiere+1,9pm

3

The ETs are bigger and badder than ever as Jeff Goldblum’s boffin goes into save-the-world mode. 2016, 12, 120min

The Others

4

Shirley Valentine

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Wednesday,SkyGreatsHD,6pm

Pauline Collins reprises the role she played on stage in a delightful romcom about a bored housewife who takes off for the Greek islands where she meets Tom Conti’s lothario. 1989, 15, 108min

raging Bull

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Wednesday,SkySelectHD,10pm

A mist-enshrouded mansion in Jersey at the tail end of World War Two is the setting for this creepy chiller starring Nicole Kidman as the mother of two sickly children. 2001, 12, 104min

Director Martin Scorsese’s searing biopic of world middleweight champion Jake LaMotta features an Oscarwinning Robert De Niro in one of his defining roles. 1980, 18, 119min

Tea with Mussolini

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Maggie Smith and Judi Dench head the cast of this charming film about a group of Englishwomen living in pre-World War Two Florence. 1998, pg, 116min

Cinderella Man Thursday,AMC,9pm

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Russell Crowe plays heavyweight boxer James J Braddock, a real-life Rocky who brought hope and inspiration to Depression-racked Americans in the early-1930s. 2005, 12, 144min

The Fifth element

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Hugely expensive – and it looks it – this French-made, English language thriller is terrific entertainment as Bruce Willis’s futuristic cab driver finds himself in the middle of a space war. 1997, pg, 126min

Mission: Impossible – Ghost protocol

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Tom Cruise’s fourth mission as superspy Ethan Hunt is capped by a jaw-dropping stunt at the world’s tallest building, the Burj Khalifa in Dubai. 2011, 12, 133min

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Films Saturday 6 May

Film teaser In which 1986 family film did Irrational Man star Joaquin

Sunday 7 May

matt had never forgotten how to pull the trigger

‘Guys, i have a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore’

action thriller

Fantasy adventure

Jason Bourne

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Nine years after his last screen outing, Matt Damon’s amnesiac hero Jason Bourne is still grappling with his past as a CIA assassin. Pulled back into the deadly world of black-ops skulduggery by Julia Stiles’ CIA whistleblower Nicky Parsons, he launches himself into yet another punishing solo mission to uncover the agency’s deceptions. Sometimes, the action is even more exciting than before, but the series really needs some genuinely fresh plot twists if it is to continue. Also on Sunday-Friday. 2016, 12, 123MIN romantic drama

The Fault in Our Stars

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shailene Woodley and ansel elgort deliver fine performances in a more down-to-earth setting as a pair of teenagers who meet and fall in love at a cancer support group in this superior weepie based on the bestseller by John Green. Thanks to its sharp, witty script and appealing leads, the film is much less mawkish than you might expect, but have a jumbo-sized box of hankies to hand all the same. 2014, 12, 121MIN

comedy

Moonwalkers

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a psychedelic swinging sixties slapstick comedy playing on the notion that the apollo moon landings were faked. Ron perlman’s cIa agent is dispatched to London to recruit film director stanley Kubrick for the job, but somehow winds up instead with Rupert Grint’s floundering rock manager. The film overdoes the hippie-stoner gags and doesn’t stint on the cartoonishly gory violence, but the plot’s wacky verve keeps the story rolling. 2015, 15, 93MIN

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Journey 2: The Mysterious Island Channel 5 HD, 5pm/Channel 5+1, 6pm Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●●

This knockabout romp (a sequel to the 2008 Brendan Fraser film Journey to the Center of the Earth) sends Josh Hutcherson’s stroppy teenager and his awkward stepfather (Dwayne Johnson) to the South Pacific in search of an island out of the pages of Jules Verne. Joining the pair are Luis Guzman’s pilot and his daughter (Vanessa Hudgens) as they run into giant creatures and the boy’s missing grandfather (Michael Caine). The thrills are fairly mild, but the film makes up in good humour for what it lacks in finesse. 2012, PG, 94MIN

comedy drama

comedy drama

War drama

Moonlight Mile

The Terminal

Kajaki

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a gentle domestic comedy drama set in the 1970s. Jake Gyllenhaal’s young man finds himself in the awkward position of having been all but adopted as the surrogate son of his late fiancée’s parents (Dustin Hoffman and susan sarandon), unable to tell them that he had actually already split up with their daughter at the time of her death. a pre-Grey’s Anatomy ellen pompeo plays a bruised soul with whom Gyllenhaal’s character begins a tentative romance. 2002, 15, 116MIN

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high noon TCM HD, 1.15pm Time’s running out for Gary cooper. Barbershop: a Fresh cut Sky Comedy HD, 2.35pm & 9.45pm Ice cube’s putting on the style. the Grapes of Wrath Sky Greats HD, 3.35pm Henry Fonda is california bound. nightcrawler BBC2 HD, 9pm Jake Gyllenhaal stays focused. Keanu Sky Premiere HD, 10.10pm cat’s entertainment.

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a gently affecting comedy drama based on the true story of Iranian refugee merhan Karimi Nasseri, who spent 18 years living in limbo at charles de Gaulle airport in paris. Tom Hanks plays a hapless east european who gets caught up in international bureaucracy on a trip to New York and is unable to either enter the country or return home. catherine Zeta-Jones plays the flight attendant for whom he falls. 2004, 12, 129MIN

premiere a group of paratroopers in afghanistan set out to engage the Taliban, but one of their men is badly injured by a landmine. They have unwittingly stumbled across an old Russian minefield and face a deadly ordeal as they try to pick their way to safety. Well-crafted and with fine acting from David elliot and mark stanley, this fact-based war drama is as much a tribute to the courage and heroism of British soldiers as it is about the horrors of war. 2014, 15, 108MIN

BBC2, 5.20pm (not Scotland or Wales); BBC2 HD, 5.20pm Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●●

comic-BooK adventure

also on saturday

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Captain America: The First Avenger

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This pumped-up action movie featuring the marvel comics superhero is played straight, in keeping with its upright title character. chris evans plays steve Rogers, a plucky but puny youngster whom a scientist (stanley Tucci) transforms into a strapping supersoldier during World War Two. The film has a delightfully nostalgic feel, but the special effects are right up to date. 2011, 12, 124MIN

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tea with mussolini Sony Channel, 3.40pm maggie smith fancies a cuppa. the chronicles of narnia… Sky Select HD, 4.10pm The Voyage of the Dawn Treader. unforgiven ITV4 HD, 10pm clint eastwood wants a taste of bounty. hungry hearts Sky Premiere HD, 10.10pm adam and alba have childcare issues. Braveheart Sony Channel, 11.15pm mel Gibson is a great scot.

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Phoenix make his big-screen debut? Answer at bottom of page

Monday 8 May

Tuesday 9 May

meryl welcomed the chance to put her feet up

Joaquin dreamt that emma was in his philosophy

Fantasy comedy

comedy drama

Adaptation

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Being John Malkovich writer Charles Kaufman and director Spike Jonze try to pull off a similarly mind-bending trick here, only with less satisfying results. Reality and fantasy blur as the neurotic Kaufman (played by Nicolas Cage) tries to adapt an unfilmable non-fiction book by writer Susan Orlean (Meryl Streep) for the screen. Eventually it becomes clear that the film we are watching is the film he is writing. And rewriting. And rewriting. The in-jokes may appeal more to nerdy film buffs than the casual viewer. 2002, 15, 114MIN

Irrational Man

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Woody Allen delivers another of his darkly comic moral fables about crime and punishment, guilt and fate with this tale of a depressed philosophy professor who reignites his burnt-out life by secretly committing a dark deed. Though it’s a patchy affair, the film remains weirdly compelling. Joaquin Phoenix is engagingly off-kilter as the flabby, jaded professor with angst in his pants and Emma Stone brings real spark to her stock role as the button-bright undergraduate who falls for him. 2015, 12, 95MIN

animated Fairy tale

crime comedy

animated comedy

comic-BooK adventure

The Little Mermaid

22 Jump Street

Monster House

X-Men: Apocalypse

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Following The Jungle Book in 1967, the Disney animation studio drifted into a series of lacklustre projects until this sparkling adaptation of the Hans christian andersen fairy tale about the aquatic princess who falls for a land-locked prince inaugurated a new Golden age of Disney cartoons. Quite aside from the excellence of the animation, the film was livelier and funnier than anything the studio had produced in years. Also on Friday. 1989, U, 87MIN

Jonah Hill and channing Tatum’s mismatched cop buddies are back for a sequel to their rude and raucous action comedy based on 1980s TV series 21 Jump Street, and it is everything you would expect. The mission is almost identical, with the pair posing as college students to find the source of a lethal new drug. Once again the story barely hangs together, but the stars’ easy-going chemistry and sharp comic timing keep the laughs coming. 2014, 15, 112MIN

On a typical suburban street, a young boy discovers that the creepy house across the road isn’t just haunted, it actually eats anything that strays onto its lawn, be it a runaway basketball, some discarded trash, or a human being. children will be transfixed by this animated chiller’s perfect balance of laughs and scares. created using motion-capture technology, this ghoulish and stylish treat conjures up an eerie atmosphere. 2006, PG, 91MIN

Following the previous two spectacular screen outings, this mutant adventure can’t help but be disappointing. Buried beneath layers of prosthetic make-up, Oscar Isaac’s god-like apocalypse proves underwhelming. and when James mcavoy’s professor charles Xavier and his X-men allies strive to stop him and michael Fassbender’s magneto wiping out most of humanity, there are too many different characters jostling for attention. 2016, 12, 144MIN

period romance

also on monday

thriller

also on tuesday

Tristan + Isolde

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Sky Drama & Romance HD, 8pm Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●●

although this was the tale that was to inspire the legend of King arthur, director Kevin Reynolds opts for a grittier realism, nicely setting the central star-crossed romance against some bone-crunching battle sequences. James Franco is a little drippy as Tristan – especially when he has to share the screen with such brooding heavyweights as Rufus sewell and mark strong – but his bland performance is compensated for by the sparky sophia myles as Isolde. 2006, 12, 125MIN TEASER AnSwER spacecamp

mission: impossible ITV4 HD, 9pm Tom cruise goes into action. Waterworld Syfy HD, 9pm Kevin costner is all at sea. Zoom Sky Premiere HD, 10.10pm alison, Gael and mariana tell stories. Battle for sevastopol Sky Select HD, 10.45pm Yuliya peresild takes her best shots. Warsaw 44 Sky Select HD, 12.50am poland fights back.

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The Talented Mr Ripley

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Sky Matt Damon HD, 8pm Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●●

a lush and absorbing adaptation of patricia Highsmith’s classic crime novel. matt Damon is terrific as Tom Ripley, a psychotic nobody with a talent for impersonation who will go to just about any lengths to worm his way into high society. He seizes his chance when he is sent to Italy to coax back the errant son (Jude Law) of an american millionaire. The film isn’t entirely faithful to the novel, but it is still a subtle and evocative slice of suspense. 1999, 15, 139MIN

Sky Action & Adventure HD, 8pm

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the Great Gilly hopkins Sky Family HD, 3pm & 9.45pm sophie Nélisse wants her mommy. the Bourne supremacy Sky Matt Damon HD, 6pm matt Damon is Bourne again. i, robot Film4 HD, 6.50pm Will smith rages against the machines. star trek Film4 HD, 9pm chris and Zachary begin a new enterprise. Grosse point Blank Sky Greats HD, 11.45pm John cusack goes back to school.

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In which 2007 horror film did Films star Mia Wasikowska face a giant crocodile? Wednesday 10 May Thursday 11 May FilM TeaSer Glass

Alice Through the Looking Answer at bottom of page

at least philip had covered up those nasty cracks in the wall

Johnny and Mia took a moment to reflect on the story so far

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Spy Thriller

Alice Through the Looking Glass

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Sky Disney HD, 8.40am & 6pm Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●●

Disney’s 2010 Alice in Wonderland was dazzling to look at but shaky on plot and the same is even truer of this eye-popping sequel. Departing still further from Lewis Carroll’s original tales, the film sends Alice (again played by Mia Wasikowska) back to the surreal world of Wonderland, where the Mad Hatter (Johnny Depp, hamming it up in grand style) is wasting away from sadness at the loss of his family. The cast do their utmost to recapture some of Carroll’s brilliant topsy-turvy logic and whimsical charm. 2016, PG, 113MIN

A Most Wanted Man

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Philip Seymour Hoffman is typically excellent as a world-weary spymaster in this highly topical John le Carré adaptation, which sadly became his last completed film. The dogged head of a German anti-terror unit based in Hamburg, he is trying to determine whether a half-Chechen, half-Russian illegal immigrant (Grigoriy Dobrygin) is really an innocent refugee or a militant jihadist. While it lacks the sweaty-palmed suspense of 2011’s Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, this is an absorbing and stylish espionage drama. 2014, 15, 122MIN

rOManTiC COMedy

aCTiOn Thriller

aniMaTed FanTaSy

bOxing biOpiC

Shirley Valentine

The Numbers Station

Finding Dory

Cinderella Man

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It might not have the enduring appeal of Educating Rita, but this sunny comedy still oozes charm. Pauline Collins is utterly believable as the dowdy housewife who abandons her unappreciative husband (Bernard Hill) and heads off for the Greek islands and the arms of Tom Conti’slocal lothario. Joanna Lumley steals the movie with a brief cameo appearance as one of the lead character’s old schoolmates now pursuing a career in ‘personal’ relations. 1989, 15, 108MIN

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‘Build it and they will come’ became an unlikely catchphrase thanks to this gentle slice of whimsical fantasy starring Kevin Costner as an Iowa farmer who plays host to a spectral baseball team. The film was an unexpected hit and remains one of Costner’s most iconic performances. It’s a sappy slice of Americana, but writer-director Phil Alden Robinson stops the film from becoming too sugary sweet. 1989, PG, 106MIN

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John Cusack plays that familiar movie type the burnt-out secret agent in this old-school spy thriller. He is assigned to a seemingly routine job protecting Malin Akerman’s young CIA agent, who is broadcasting encrypted codes from a secret bunker in the UK. The claustrophobic location gives the film a clammy suspense, though it is so dimly lit that it is sometimes hard to work out who is shooting at whom. 2013, 15, 85MIN

Scatty blue tang Dory, voiced by Ellen DeGeneres, makes an endearingly funny heroine of this highly enjoyable sequel to Pixar’s Oscar-winning 2003 animated movie Finding Nemo. In an echo of the first film, she is on a quest to find her missing parents, with former companions Nemo and Marlon to help her on her way. By Pixar’s elevated standards, the film doesn’t raise the animation bar to new heights, but the gags are consistently good. 2016, U, 98MIN

Russell Crowe grits his teeth convincingly as 1930s pugilist James Braddock, who bludgeoned his way to one of the most remarkable comebacks in heavyweight boxing history, saving all his tenderness for his stoic wife Mae (Renée Zellweger). All of this makes for a solid if somewhat predictable rags-to-riches story in which director Ron Howard sweetens even the most gruelling scenes with a thick coating of schmaltz. 2005, 12, 144MIN

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Field of Dreams

TEASER ANSWER ROGUE

Sony Movie Channel, 9pm/ Sony Movie Channel+1, 10pm Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●●

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hotel Transylvania 2 Sky Family HD, 1.05pm & 6.20pm Adam Sandler wants nothing but the tooth. The hunt for red October TCM HD, 9pm Whose side is Sean Connery on? Junction 48 Sky Premiere HD, 9.50pm Tamer Nafar takes the rap. raging bull Sky Select HD, 10pm Robert De Niro is on the ropes. Cell Sky Sci-Fi & Horror HD, 11.15pm John and Samuel aren’t taking any calls.

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The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

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Sky Greats HD, 8pm Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●●

Following a fiery flashback to the Mines of Moria driven by Howard Shore’s majestic music, the second instalment of director Peter Jackson’s epic trilogy plunges straight back into the story as Elijah Wood’s Frodo and co continue with their mission to destroy the One Ring. The film’s crowning achievement is the scheming Gollum (voiced by Andy Serkis), a milestone in the art of computer animation. 2002, 12, 179MIN

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Films Friday 12 May

FilM TeaSer Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol’s Brad Bird made his

film directing debut with which 1999 animation? Answer at bottom of page

PaY-Per-VieW highlighTS The pick of the week’s films on Sky, Virgin & other platforms

only Tom had really embraced dressdown Fridays

lewis was learning more about his family tree

allied

HHHH With more than a nod to Casablanca, director Robert Zemeckis delivers an enjoyably old-fashioned spy thriller starring Brad Pitt and Marion Cotillard as a couple tussling with love, loyalty, suspicion and deception in the midst of World War Two. Sumptuously glossy, the film looks fabulous, as do its stars who, even when the bullets are flying, manage to look impossibly glamorous. (15, 124min)

Ballerina HHH

acTion Thriller

Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol 4

Film4 HD, 9pm/Film4+1, 10pm Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●●

Tom Cruise’s superspy Ethan Hunt pulls off his trademark feats of acrobatic insanity with breathtaking panache in his latest adventure. This time around, however, he is much more of a team player, which gives Hunt’s IMF sidekicks (Jeremy Renner, Simon Pegg and Paula Patton) more to do as they try to stop a rogue scientist (Michael Nykvist) from provoking a nuclear war between Russia and the USA. Brad Bird, maker of Pixar gems Ratatouille and The Incredibles, shows he has what it takes as a live-action director, too. 2011, 12, 133MIN Sci-Fi adVenTure

chiller

The Fifth Element

The Others

Director Luc Besson’s hugely expensive, French-made, knockabout sci-fi action adventure has outstanding special effects and outrageous costumes by Jean-Paul Gaultier. The film tells the tale of a humble taxi driver (Bruce Willis) who is recruited to save the galaxy from an evil energy force after a mysterious cloned alien (Milla Jovovich) crashes through the roof of his cab. The eclectic supporting cast includes Gary Oldman, Ian Holm and Chris Tucker. 1997, PG, 126MIN

The brittle acting style of Nicole Kidman is perfectly suited to this old-fashioned period ghost story. She plays the neurotic mother of two sickly children – they have a fatal allergy to daylight – who slowly comes to realise that they might not be alone with the creepy servants (including Eric Sykes) in their perpetually dark mansion. Director Alejandro Amenábar piles on the mordant atmosphere and conjures up some effective scares. 2001, 12, 104MIN

Teen coMedY

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5 Star, 10pm/5 Star+1, 11pm 3 Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●●

American Pie

ITV2 HD, 9pm/ITV2+1, 10pm 4 Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●●

A calculating teen comedy that ruthlessly exploits the average adolescent’s obsession with sex in the tale of a group of male friends who enter into a pact to lose their virginity before they graduate from high school. The film isn’t really interested in exploring the realities of adolescent fumblings, but instead presents a series of raunchy sketches interspersed with some winsome romance. For all that, though, it is genuinely funny at times. 1999, 15, 96MIN TEASER AnSwER THE IRON GIANT

TCM HD, 11pm/TCM+1, 12m’t 4 Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●●

Burnt Sky Drama/Romance HD, 6.10pm 3 Bradley Cooper’s cooking up a treat. independence day: resurgence Sky Premiere HD, 8pm 3 War of the worlds. a Fish called Wanda Sony Channel, 9pm 4 Kevin Kline’s a diamond geezer. hanna E4 HD, 9pm 4 Saoirse Ronan is deadly serious. inglourious Basterds Sky Select HD, 10pm 4 Brad Pitt goes Nazi hunting.

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This sprightly animated comedy adventure about a dance-mad young orphan (voiced by Elle Fanning) with dreams of becoming a ballerina will pirouette into the hearts of little girls and charm a good many others besides. The pop soundtrack jars a bit, but the heroine has plenty of pep, and so does the animation, with the lively recreation of Belle Époque Paris a particular delight. (U, 89min)

The eagle huntress HHHH

Set amidst the landscapes of Mongolia’s Altai Mountains, this documentary is a rousing tale of female empowerment in the unlikeliest of places. Its heroine is Aisholpan, a rosy-cheeked 13year-old Kazakh girl who defies centuries of patriarchal tradition to become an eagle hunter. The shots of her in action will take your breath away. (U, 87min)

The hatton garden Job HHH

The unlikeliest of heists, the Hatton Garden jewellery robbery of Easter 2015 by a brazen gang of ageing crooks has been turned into a movie. The sight of a bunch of senior citizens drilling into a vault is hardly edge-ofyour-seat stuff, but a stalwart cast of British veterans, including Phil Daniels, David Calder and Larry Lamb, prove diamond geezers to the end. (15, 89min)

a Monster calls HHHH

PreMiere (Available from Mon) See review, above. (12, 108min)

Passengers HHHH

PreMiere (Available from Mon) Chris Pratt’s engineer and Jennifer Lawrence’s writer are among the passengers on a 120year interstellar voyage in this glossy sci-fi adventure. Woken from their hibernation pods 90 years too soon, the pair have to navigate passages of existential

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A bullied English schoolboy (Lewis MacDougall) comes to terms with the trauma of his mother’s terminal illness by conjuring up a giant monster out of an ancient, graveyard yew tree in this moving live-action fantasy drama. Director JA Bayona does a spectacular job of conjuring up the monster’s rampaging nightly visitations, and the result is a movie that is scary in places, sad in others, but ultimately uplifting. 2016, 12, 108MIN drama, moments of comedy and episodes of Gravity-style peril and derring-do. That the film works as well as it does is entirely down to Pratt and Lawrence’s stellar charisma. (12, 116min)

rogue one HHHH

A thrilling adventure full of epic spectacle and propulsive action, the Star Wars saga’s first standalone movie is a triumph. Hopping from planet to planet, the fast-paced narrative means there is little time to flesh out all the characters involved. Yet Felicity Jones’s resilient young warrior Jyn Erso makes a very striking heroine, and Alan Tudyk’s droll robot is a scenestealing delight. (12, 134min)

indie movie is a harrowing, heartbreaking and ultimately inspiring drama. Tom Riley plays devoted father Tom Ray, who wakes from a coma to find his limbs have been amputated and his face left terribly disfigured. The performances of Riley and Joanne Froggatt, as Tom’s wife Nic, keep us powerfully engaged. (15, 95min)

Sully

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Tom Hanks stars in a brisk, no-nonsense recreation of the incredible exploit of airline pilot Chesley ‘Sully’ Sullenberger, who famously landed his stricken Airbus A320 on New York’s Hudson River in January 2009. Less skilful hands would find it hard building climactic tension Silence out of the much-publicised HHHHH happy ending, but director PreMiere (Available from Mon) Clint Eastwood ensures we stay Twenty-eight years in the making, constantly gripped. (12, 96min) Martin Scorsese’s epic drama about two Christian missionaries Swiss army Man HHH (played by Andrew Garfield and Adam Driver) in 17th-century Paul Dano and Daniel Radcliffe feudal Japan. A passion project make the oddest of odd couples for the director and a tough in this bizarre buddy comedy. watch for the viewer, the film’s Dano plays a despairing desert depiction of the priests’ struggles island castaway and Radcliffe with faith and doubt, betrayal and is the flatulent washed-ashore persecution is compelling and corpse who turns out to be his moving. (15, 161min) lifeline. Just how that happens is highly surreal, with opportunities Starfish galore for darkly funny physical HHHH comedy, but also a surprising Based on the true story of an undercurrent of existential East Midlands family, this British melancholy, too. (15, 97min

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Scots six shooter Richie Ramsay

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GolfSixes Sky’s Henni Zuël on the new short form of golf making its debut at St Albans FRESH FORMAT

LIVE GOLF Saturday & Sunday, Sky Sports 4 HD & Sky Sports Mix HD

Cricket, snooker and tennis have all developed short forms of their respective sports, and this week golf gets in on the act with the inaugural GolfSixes tournament. Held at the Centurion Club near St Albans, the two-day European Tour event features 16 teams of two competing over six-hole matches aiming for a million Euro prize fund (see panel, right). We asked Sky Sports pundit and former ladies pro golfer Henni Zuël to guide us around the new game… 28 TV&Satellite Week

This is golf’s version of cricket’s Twenty20. People have been wondering for a while how a short form would work for golf, and the European Tour has recognised the potential of GolfSixes. It’s a way of making golf more appealing to younger people and a great way to attract a new audience.

EXPECT FIREWORKS I checked out the course a couple of weeks ago. There will be amphitheatre-style stands around the tees and greens, music and pyrotechnics, caddie cams and an activity-packed fan zone, while the players will be

Henni Zuël

miked up and have POV cameras. Vernon Kay will be hosting proceedings from the first tee, while I’ll be out on the course, chatting to fans and players.

THE PLAYERS The players will love it. They are used to the same old 72-hole format, so it will be a refreshing change for them. It will be fun, but it’s still a serious competition – and with a prize purse of one million Euros, there will be plenty of pressure. I’d love to see Rory McIlroy playing one day, but the calibre of this first competition is still very strong.

Everyone on the European Tour is an awesome player, and it will be great to see Ryder Cup stars Chris Wood and Andy Sullivan represent England, along with the likes of Jamie Donaldson and Bradley Dredge for Wales and Richie Ramsay and Marc England’s Warren for Andy Sullivan Scotland.


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Saturday when 2015 Boston marathon winner Lelisa Desisa, Olympic champion Eliud Kipchoge and half-marathon world record holder Zersenay Tadese bid to break the marathon two-hour barrier. The venue will be the Monza race track in Italy, which was chosen by organisers Nike for its favourable temperature, altitude, and vapour pressure conditions.

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Jockey Jim Crowley takes Eminent to the finishing line

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l The two-day tournament features 16 teams of two, each representing a nation, including England, Scotland, Wales, USA, Spain, and Australia.

Saturday, ITV HD & Racing UK, race starts 3.45pm

There’ll be memories of Frankel at Newmarket on Saturday when one of his sons, Eminent, starts among the favourites for the first Classic of the season. Frankel famously won the one-mile flat race by six lengths in 2011, the biggest winning margin for more than 60 years. This year’s contest could be another one to remember with Barney Roy and Churchill also in contention.

l Saturday’s play sees the teams split into four groups of four. During each match, one point is awarded for each hole won. The team that wins the match will receive three group points, with one point each for a drawn match. The top two teams from each group will progress to Sunday’s knockout stages, culminating in the final.

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l Each match is played over six-holes in a greensomes match play format. Both players in each team hit tee shots on each hole. The best tee shot is selected and then the team alternate play of all subsequent shots to complete the hole.

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Manchester United v Celta Vigo Thursday, BT Sport 2 & 3 HD, kick-off 8.05pm

Old Trafford will be packed for this semi-final second

Manchester United’s Marcus Rashford

leg against the Spanish side, with a Europa League final against Ajax or Lyon awaiting the winner. Injury to Zlatan Ibrahimovic means Marcus Rashford is likely to lead the United attack after the teenage England international scored an extra-time winner in the quarterfinal victory over Anderlecht last month.

Gloucester’s Billy Burns

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European Challenge Cup Final Friday, Sky Sports 2 HD & BT Sport 2 HD, kick-off 8pm

Gloucester will be aiming for the club’s second Challenge Cup triumph in three years when they face French outfit Stade Français at Murrayfield on Friday evening. The Cherry and Whites reached the final with a memorable semi-final win over La Rochelle with fly-half Billy Burns scoring all his side’s points in a 16-14 victory.

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Ultra Trail: World Tour Tue 7.30am Euro1 HD Action from Glencoe, Scotland.

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LIVE Fremantle v Essendon Sun 7.30am BT Sport/ESPN HD

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BASKETBALL LIVE NBA Playoffs Sat 1.30am BT Sport 2 HD; Sun 8.30pm BT Sport 2 HD; Sun-Fri 1am BT Sport 1 HD Best-of-seven elimination.

BOWLS England v Scotland Sat 9am BT Sport 3 HD

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LIVE Blancpain GT Sprint Series Sun 11.45am & 3.30pm BT Sport/ESPN HD Round three at Brands Hatch. Highlights: Tue 10.30pm Euro1 HD.

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Moonraker Forest Rally Fri 6.30pm BT Sport 2 HD

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ROWING IVE World Cup Sun 10.30am BBC Red Button 1, 4pm BBC2 HD, 8.30pm BBC Red Button 1 Coverage from Belgrade, Serbia.

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LIVE Featherstone Rovers v Halifax RLFC Thu 8pm SS3 HD Coverage from Bigfellas Stadium.

Leeds Rhinos v North Queensland Cowboys Fri 6.30pm SS2 HD

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LIVE Chiefs v Reds Sat 8.30am SS5 HD Coverage from Yarrow Stadium.

LIVE Waratahs v Blues Sat 10.30am Sky Sports 5 (kick-off 10.45am) Coverage from Sydney, Australia.

LIVE Championship Sat 1pm Sky Sports Mix Coverage of a semi-final second-leg match.

LIVE Rygbi Sat 2.45pm S4C Principality Premiership clash.

LIVE Premiership Sat 3.15pm BT Sport 2 & 3 HD Coverage of two clashes from the Aviva Premiership.

LIVE Glasgow Warriors v Edinburgh Sat 5pm BBC2 (Scot) (kick-off 5.15pm) Coverage from Scotstoun Stadium.


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LIVE Scarlets v Ospreys Sat 5pm SS2 HD, 5.05pm BBC2 (N Ireland) (kick-off 5.15pm) Coverage from Parc y Scarlets.

LIVE Ulster v Leinster Sat 5.10pm BBC2 (N Ireland) PRO12 match at Kingspan Stadium.

LIVE Top 14 Sat 7.40pm SS5 HD Coverage of a play-off match.

Sharks v Force Sat 8.35pm SS3

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Gillette Soccer Saturday 3pm Sky Sports 1 HD & Sky1 HD

Final Score 4.30pm BBC1 HD (not Scot)

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LIVE EFL 5.15pm Sky Sports 1 HD (kick-off 5.30pm) A League Two match.

LIVE Barcelona v Villarreal 5.30pm Sky Sports 5 HD The La Liga encounter.

LIVE Hertha Berlin v RB Leipzig 6pm BT Sport 3 The Bundesliga clash.

LIVE Granada v Real Madrid 7.30pm Sky Sports 2 HD (kick-off 7.45pm) The Spanish top-flight match.

LIVE Juventus v Torino 7.30pm BT Sport 3 HD (kick-off 7.45pm) The Serie A match.

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Wednesday, BT Sport 2 HD, kick-off 7.45pm

The Gunners’ tricky run-in continues as Arsène Wenger seeks his first win over Jose Mourinho in 13 Premier League games. The sides shared the points in November with Juan Mata and Olivier Giroud scoring in a 1-1 draw at Old Trafford.

It’s been a miserable season for Middlesbrough, and it could get even worse on Monday night when they travel to title-chasing Chelsea for whom midfielder N’Golo Kanté was deservedly voted PFA Player of the Year last month.

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LIVE Arsenal v Manchester United 3.30pm Sky Sports 1 HD (kick-off 4pm) The Premier League match at the Emirates Stadium.

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LIVE Netherlands v Norway: U-17s 4.45pm Eurosport 1 HD Action from Croatia.

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Football on 5: The Championship 8pm Channel 5 HD Highlights, including Nottingham Forest v Ipswich Town and Brentford v Blackburn Rovers.

LIVE New York City FC v Atlanta United 9pm Sky Sports 3 HD The MLS match.

LIVE Beach Soccer World Cup 9.15pm Eurosport 2 HD (kick-off 9.30pm) Coverage of the final.

Match of the Day 2 10.30pm BBC1 HD

Football on 5: The Play-offs 11.25pm Channel 5 HD

The Women’s Football Show 11.40pm BBC1 HD (12.40am Scot) A review of the FA Women’s Super League Spring Series.

Monday 8 European U-17s highlights 12.45pm Eurosport 1 HD

LIVE Chelsea v Middlesbrough 7pm Sky Sports 1 HD (kick-off 8pm) The Premier League clash at Stamford Bridge. Highlights: 10.45pm BBC1 HD, (11pm Scot; 1.20pm NI).

LIVE Eintracht Braunschweig v Union Berlin 7.15pm BT Sport 3 HD The Bundesliga 2 encounter.

LIVE Leganes v Real Betis 7.40pm Sky Sports 5 HD (kick-off 7.45pm) The La Liga clash.

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LIVE Lyon v Ajax 8pm BT Sport 3 HD (kick-off 8.05pm) Action from the Europa League semi-final second leg. Highlights: 10.50 ITV HD (11.15pm STV).

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9.00 Micky Flanagan Thinking Aloud

8.00 The BBC at War

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10.00 Jamestown 10.30 Top of the…

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6.00am Breakfast (S)(HD) 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live (S)(HD) 11.30 Mary Berry’s Absolute Favourites The veteran cook visits Guildford Farmers’ Market. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 12.00noon Football Focus (S)(HD) 1.00pm BBC News (S)(HD) 1.15 NEW Usain Bolt: The Final Chapter Steve Cram speaks to the sprinter about his preparations for his final World Championships in London. (S)(HD) 1.45 Athletics: Diamond League Qatar Highlights The opening Diamond League event of the season from Qatar. (S)(HD) 2.45 Bargain Hunt (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 3.45 Escape to the Country From Devon. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 4.30 Final Score Today’s results. (S)(HD) 5.30 Who Dares Wins Game show. (S)(HD)

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6.00-8.25am CITV 8.25am ITV News (S) 8.30 Weekend With guests Mark Foster and Tom Lister. Plus, music from singersongwriter Amy Macdonald. (S)(HD) 9.25 ITV Racing: The Opening Show A look ahead to the day’s race meeting at Newmarket. (S)(HD) 10.20 Judge Rinder (S)(R)(HD) 11.20 Tipping Point (S)(R)(HD) 12.20pm ITV News (S) 12.25 Bigheads (S)(R)(HD) 1.30 LIVE ITV Racing Coverage from Newmarket and Goodwood. (S)(HD) 4.00 Paul O’Grady: For the Love of Dogs (S)(R)(HD) 4.30 Catchphrase (S)(R)(HD) 5.15 Britain’s Got More Talent Companion show. (S)(HD)

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6.25am FILM That’s Entertainment! III Classic screen moments from the golden age of MGM musicals. (S)(HD) (1994, U, 115min) ★★ 8.20 Talking Pictures: Musicals (S)(R) 9.05 FILM Silk Stockings Musical remake. (S)(HD) (1957, U, 115min) ★★★★ 11.00 Monty Halls’ Great Hebridean Escape (S)(R)(AD) 12.00noon-1.30pm Great British Menu (S)(R)(HD) 1.30pm FILM 4 for Texas Comedy Western. (S)(HD) (1963, PG, 110min) ★★ 3.20 Trust Me, I’m A Vet (S)(R)(HD) 4.20 Flog It! (S)(R)(HD) 4.55 Gardeners’ World (S)(R)(HD) 5.25 Springwatch in Japan: Cherry Blossom Time (S)(R)(HD)

6.15am Mobil 1 The Grid (S) 6.40 Motorsport: British GT (S)(HD) 7.10 The King of Queens (S)(R) 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond (S)(R)(AD) 8.25 Frasier (S)(R)(AD) 9.25 The Big Bang Theory (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 10.25am12.00noon The Simpsons (S)(R)(AD) 12.00noon Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA (S)(R) 12.55-3.35pm Come Dine with Me Back-to-back editions. (S)(R)(HD) 3.35pm A Place in the Sun: Summer Sun A couple search for a property on Portugal’s Silver Coast. (S)(R)(HD) 4.35 Big House, Little House Two loft renovation projects. (S)(HD) 5.35 Location, Location, Location Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer search for two homes in Yorkshire. (S)(R)(HD)

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6.10 BBC News (S)(HD) 6.20 Local News (S) 6.30 Pointless Celebrities A talent-show themed edition, with Richard Park, David Grant, Ben Forster, Danielle Hope, Patti Boulaye, Nina Myskow, Jamie Raven, and Ashleigh and Pudsey. (S)(HD)

7.20 Doctor Who

9.00

Nightcrawler

6.25 NEW SERIES Japan’s Northern Wilderness 1/2. Naturalist Steve Backshall and Olympic champion rower Helen Glover explore the landscapes and culture of northern Japan. (S)(HD)(AD)

7.20 NEW Trump and Culture: Brave New World?

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Knock Knock: 4/12. Bill moves into a strange house with her friends. Guest The potential cultural impact of stars David Suchet. See feature, Donald Trump’s plans to scrap page 7 (Series 10) (S)(HD)(AD) federal funding for the arts. (S)(HD) ■ Repeated on Friday on BBC2 8.00 Grand Tours of Scotland SERIES FINALE 6/6. Paul Murton 8.05 Casualty explores the rise of the seaside as a Break Point: A revelation about the popular tourist destination. (S)(HD) previous week’s events leaves Ethan reeling, and Charlie makes it his 8.30 Dad’s Army personal mission to restore the spirits The platoon takes charge of a large of everyone in the ED. (S)(HD)(AD) naval gun at the church hall. (S)(R)

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A stand-up performance recorded at London’s O2, as part of the comedian’s 2015 tour of the UK and Ireland. (S)(HD)

10.00 BBC News (S)(HD) Followed by Lottery Update (S)

9.00 FILM PREMIERE Nightcrawler Crime drama starring Jake Gyllenhaal and Rene Russo. A petty crook goes into business filming crime and accident scenes and selling the footage to news broadcasters. With Bill Paxton. (S)(HD) (2014, 15, 110min) ★★★★ See review, page 21

SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANGUAGE ●●●

10.20 Match of the Day Gary Lineker presents highlights of the latest Premier League matches, including Swansea City v Everton, and Hull City v Sunderland. (S)(HD) ■ Match of the Day 2 can be seen tomorrow at 10.30pm 11.40 Murder in SuccessvilleI Saw a Monster! 3/6. DI Sleet enlists the aid of Lorraine Kelly to hunt a radioactive monster. (Series 3) (S)(HD)(AD) 12.10am FILM Flatliners Sci-fi thriller starring Kiefer Sutherland, Julia Roberts, Kevin Bacon and William Baldwin. (S)(HD)(AD) (1990, 15, 110min) ★★★ 2.00 Weather for the Week Ahead (S) (HD) 2.05-6.00am BBC News (S)(HD)

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10.50 QI XL Jimmy Carr, Aisling Bea and Danny Bhoy compete alongside resident panellist Alan Davies. (S)(R)(HD) 11.35 Versailles 3/10. Princess Palatine gets a cold reception from her new husband. (Series 2) (S)(R)(HD)(AD) Followed by Inside Versailles Philippe’s bride Liselotte. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 12.35am FILM The Big Kahuna Comedy drama starring Kevin Spacey and Danny DeVito. (S)(HD) (1999, 15, 85min) ★★★ 2.00-6.15am Previews (S)(HD)

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Britain’s Got Talent

6.15 Local News (S) 6.25 ITV News (S) 6.45 Take Me Out 4/10. Paddy McGuinness presents as a firefighter, a barber, a test driver and a gym instructor try to win dates by winning the approval of a pool of 30 single women. (S)(HD)

8.00 Britain’s Got Talent Ant and Dec present as more would-be stars demonstrate their unique talents to Simon Cowell, Amanda Holden, David Walliams and Alesha Dixon, as the fourth round of auditions begins. (S)(HD) ■ Companion show Britain’s Got More Talent follows on ITV2

9.15 NEW SERIES The Keith and Paddy Picture Show 1/5. Keith Lemon and Paddy McGuinness remake movies. (S)(HD)

9.45 FILM The 40 Year Old Virgin Comedy starring Steve Carell and Catherine Keener. After a shop worker admits he is still a virgin to his colleagues, they try almost every trick in the book to rectify the situation. With Paul Rudd. Continues after ITV News. (S)(HD) (AD) (2005, 15, 130min) ★★★★

7.00

The Restoration Man

6.30 News (S)(HD)

7.00 The Restoration Man George Clarke revisits Dave and Margaret Hedley for a second time, hoping to see what progress has been made on their ambitious plan to restore a derelict 17th-century water mill in Northumberland. (S)(HD)(AD)

8.00 Walking Through Time 2/3. Palaeobiologist Dr Tori Herridge and Professor Adrian Lister visit Shropshire to discuss analysis into the remains of five mammoths found in a quarry in 1986. (S)(R)(HD)(AD)

9.00 FILM The Fault in Our Stars Romantic drama starring Shailene Woodley and Ansel Elgort. Two American teenagers bond at a cancer support group and go on a literary pilgrimage to Amsterdam. With Nat Wolff and Laura Dern. (S) (HD)(AD) (2014, 12, 155min) ★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANGUAGE ●●●

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11.05 FILM The 40 Year Old Virgin Conclusion of the comedy. (S)(HD)(AD) 12.15am Jackpot247 3.00 Who’s Doing the Dishes? (S)(R)(HD) 3.50-6.00am ITV Nightscreen (HD)

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11.35 FILM Ghost Romantic fantasy thriller starring Patrick Swayze, Demi Moore and Whoopi Goldberg. (S)(HD) (AD) (1990, 12, 130min) ★★★★★ 1.45am The 80s: Ten Years That Changed Britain (S)(R)(HD) 3.05 Hollyoaks (S)(SL)(R)(HD)(AD) 5.05 Jamie’s Comfort Food Chicken Kiev. (S)(R)(HD) 5.20-6.15am Location, Location, Location (S)(R)(HD)

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6.00am Ashley Banjo’s Big Town Dance (S)(R)(HD) 7.45 Duck Quacks Don’t Echo (S)(R)(HD) 8.15 Game Changers (R)(HD) 8.45 The Fantasy Football Club (HD) 9.45 Soccer AM NEW EDITION (HD) 11.30 LIVE Premier League Pre-match build-up to Manchester City v Crystal Palace. (HD) 12.30pm Wild Things (S)(R)(HD) 1.30-3.00 Modern Family Triple bill of the sitcom. (Series 3) (S)(R)(HD) 3.00 Gillette Soccer Saturday Jeff Stelling and guests preside over the day’s football action. (HD) 5.15 Supergirl Ace Reporter: 18/22. Kara’s questions about Jack Spheer’s discovery end up putting everyone in danger. (Series 2) (S)(R)(HD)

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8.45

Robin Hood: Prince of…

6.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away The agents chase £4500 owed to a shipping company by a car parts dealer in Lancashire. (S)(R)(HD)

6.55 News (S)(HD) 7.00 NCIS: Los Angeles Patriot Acts: 20/24. A former Marine is suspected of creating a chemical bomb. (Series 3) (S)(HD)

7.45 NCIS Reasonable Doubts: 19/24. A US Navy Public Affairs Officer is killed, and both the man’s wife and his mistress emerge as potential suspects. Meanwhile, DiNozzo’s father helps a homeless woman. (Series 13) (S)(R)(HD)

3.00

Gillette Soccer Saturday

6.10 The Flash The Once and Future Flash: 19/23. Barry travels to 2024 in the hope of saving Iris by discovering Savitar’s identity and encounters future versions of his friends. (Series 3) (S)(R)(HD)

7.05 MacGyver Large Blade: 13/22. Angus and Jack’s helicopter crashes in a remote part of Kazakhstan, giving their war criminal passenger the chance to flee. (S)(R)(HD)

8.00 Inside the Freemasons 3/5. The most powerful of all Masonic rituals comes under the spotlight. (S)(R)(HD)

8.45 FILM Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves Blockbuster adventure starring Kevin Costner. Robin Hood forms a band of outlaws to exact revenge on the tyrannical Sheriff of Nottingham. With Alan Rickman, Morgan Freeman and Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio. (S)(HD) (1991, PG, 180min) ★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANGUAGE ●●●

9.00 Micky Flanagan Thinking Aloud 3/6. The comedian examines the difference between an underdog and a loser as he explores how he thinks British people see themselves. (S)(R)(HD)

10.00 Jamestown 1/8. Historical drama following the fortunes of three women in the British colony of Jamestown, Virginia, in 1619. Starring Naomi Battrick, Sophie Rundle and Niamh Walsh. (R)(HD)

11.45 Football on 5: Goal Rush Action from the final fixtures of the regular season in League Two. (S)(HD) 12.15am SuperCasino 3.10 FILM Beyond a Reasonable Doubt Thriller remake starring Jesse Metcalfe and Michael Douglas. (S)(HD) (2009, 12, 100min) ★★★ 4.50 House Doctor (S)(SL)(R) 5.15-5.40am Wildlife SOS (S)(SL)(R)

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11.30 NCIS: Los Angeles Getaway: 18/24. Nell and Eric are sent undercover. (Series 8) (R)(HD) 12.30am A League of Their Own Sport-based comedy quiz show, hosted by James Corden. (S)(R)(HD) 1.30 Arrow (S)(R)(HD) 2.30 Arrow (S)(R)(HD) 3.30 DC’s Legends of Tomorrow (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 4.30 Stop, Search, Seize (S) 5.306.00am Ninja Warrior (S)(R)(HD)

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1.30pm Grand Tours of Scotland (S)(R) 2.00 Springwatch in Japan: Cherry Blossom Time (S)(R) 3.00 Celebrity Eggheads (S) 3.45 Debatable (S) 4.30 The Beechgrove Garden (S)(R) 5.00 LIVE PRO12 Rugby Union (S) 7.30 NEW Japan’s Northern Wilderness (S)(AD) 8.20-9.00pm NEW Trump and Culture: Brave New World? (S)

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7.00pm Dan Cruickshank: At Home with the British 3/3. Dan charts the rise and fall of high-rise flats by following the history of one estate – the 19-storey Lincoln Estate in Bow, east London, designed in 1960. (HD)(AD)

8.00 The BBC at War 2/2.

8.55-11.35am Come Dine with Me (HD) 11.35 Location, Location, Location (HD)(AD) 12.35pm Coast vs Country (HD) 1.404.20 Four in a Bed (HD) 4.206.25 Come Dine with Me (HD)

6.25 Come Dine with Me The final dinner party in Boston, Lincolnshire. (HD)

Jonathan Dimbleby reveals 6.55 Nazi Megastructures how the BBC provided coded 3/6. A look at the concrete information to resistance submarine pens built by the groups and tells the stories of Nazis to protect their U-boats reporters working with military from Allied bombs. (HD) units during D-Day. (HD)(AD)

9.00 NEW SERIES Hinterland 1/4. Return of the

8.00 Hitler: The Rise and Fall 3/6. Exploring Hitler’s

first four years as dictator crime drama starring Richard of Germany. (HD)(AD) Harrington. The killing of a 9.00 What Destroyed the local minister leads DCI Tom Hindenburg? Jem Stansfield Mathias and DI Mared Rhys to tries to determine the cause of a remote community in the the airship disaster. (HD)(AD) mountains. (Series 3) (HD)

10.30 Top of the Pops: 1983 An edition of the long-running music show. 11.10 Top of the Pops: 1983 11.45 Genesis: Together & Apart (HD) 1.20am TOTP2: Genesis: Archive performances by the band and its members. 2.05 Prog at the BBC: Including performances by Yes and Genesis. 3.05-3.30am Sounds of the Eighties

10.00 The World’s Most Extreme 6/6. Extraordinary tunnels on Earth. (HD)(AD) 11.05 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown: With Sarah Millican. (HD) 12.10am Father Ted (HD) (AD) 1.15 Nazi Megastructures (HD) 2.20 Hitler: The Rise and Fall (HD)(AD) 3.20-4.00am 8 Out of 10 Cats (HD)

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6.00am Fleur East: The Hot Desk (HD) 6.10 Emmerdale (SL)(HD) 8.35 Coronation Street (HD) (AD) 11.05 Britain’s Got Talent (HD) 12.25pm Britain’s Got More Talent (HD) 1.25 Take Me Out (HD) 2.40 Take Me Out – The Gossip (HD) 3.40 You’ve Been Framed! Gold 4.10 FILM Nanny McPhee & The Big Bang: Comedy sequel starring Emma Thompson. Includes FYI Daily at 5.10. (HD) (AD) (2010, U, 109min) ★★★

6.00am Rude(ish) Tube 6.25 The Goldbergs (HD)(AD) 7.35 Made in Chelsea (HD) 8.35 Melissa & Joey (HD) 11.00 The Goldbergs (HD)(AD) 12.30pm FILM Astro Boy: Animated adventure. (HD) (2009, PG, 94min) ★★★ 2.15 FILM The Net: Thriller starring Sandra Bullock and Jeremy Northam. (HD) (1995, 12, 115min) ★★★ 4.30-7.00 The Big Bang Theory (HD)(AD)

ITV

6.25 FILM Paul Blart: Mall Cop Comedy starring Kevin

Bernadette run into trouble at the airport. (HD)(AD) 7.30 17/24. Sheldon applies for a mission to colonise Mars. (Series 8) (HD)(AD) 8.00 1/24. Amy tells Sheldon she wants to take a relationship break. (HD)(AD) 8.30 15/24. Sheldon and Amy host an episode of Fun with Flags. (Series 9) (HD)(AD) 9.00 FILM Hanna Action thriller starring Saoirse Ronan, Eric Bana and Cate Blanchett. A 16-year-old girl, trained by her father to be the perfect assassin, embarks on a global quest. (HD)(AD) (2011, 12, 111min) ★★★★

N. IRELAND

Sky 972, Freesat 969

3.20pm Springwatch in Japan: Cherry Blossom Time (S)(R) 4.20 NEW Japan’s Northern Wilderness (S)(AD) 5.10-7.20 LIVE Ulster Rugby (S) 10.50 The Blame Game (S)(R) 11.20-11.35pm Late Licence (S)(R)

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S4C Sky 134, Virgin 166, Freesat 120

6.00am Cyw 8.00 Stwnsh Sadwrn 10.00 Ras yn Erbyn Amser 11.00 Ffasiwn Mecanic 11.30 Cegin Bryn: Y Dosbarth Meistr 12.00noon Bywyd y Fet 12.30pm Ceffylau Cymru 1.00 Ffermio 1.30 Trefi Gwyllt Iolo 2.00 Pobol y Rhondda 2.30 Newyddion a Chwaraeon 2.45 LIVE Rygbi 5.00 LIVE Clwb Rygbi 7.45 NEW Uchafbwyntiau Côr Cymru 2017 8.45 Tudur Owen a’r Cwmni Dillad 9.45 Straeon Tafarn (AD) 10.15 ’Run Sbit 10.4511.50pm Y Ffeit: MMA

James. An overweight security guard becomes a hero when a gang targets his mall’s bank and takes the staff hostage. Includes FYI Daily at 7.25. (HD) (2009, PG, 91min) ★

8.15 Scorpion NEW EPISODE Strife on Mars: 22/24. The team assists scientists trapped inside a biodome designed for use on Mars. (Series 3) (HD)(AD)

9.15 Britain’s Got More Talent NEW EDITION Stephen Mulhern hosts the companion show. (HD)

10.20 Celebrity Juice Comedy quiz hosted by Keith Lemon. (HD)

Saturday

6.00-10.00am Milkshake! 10.00am Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Animation. (S)(R) 10.35 Access Showbiz news. (S)(R)(HD) 10.40 Criminals: Caught on Camera How CCTV is used to enforce a drinking ban on a park. (S)(R)(HD) 11.00 Police Interceptors (S)(R)(HD) 12.00noon On Benefits: The Bargain Queen Documentary. (S)(R)(HD) 1.00pm On Benefits: Breadline Brummies Documentary. (S)(R)(HD) 2.00 On Benefits: Cash-Strapped Couples Documentary. (S)(R)(HD) 3.00 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door Double bill. (S)(R)(HD) 5.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away Steve and Ben visit a tenant who owes £14,000 in unpaid rent. (S)(R)(HD)

SKY1

Saturday

7.00-9.00 The Big Bang Theory 16/24. Howard and

11.10 Gogglebox (HD) 1.20am Rude Tube (HD) 2.25 Tattoo 11.20 Family Guy (HD)(AD) Fixers (SL)(HD)(AD) 3.20 12.50am FILM Delivery Man: Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Comedy drama remake starring (Series 4) (HD)(AD) 4.05 Vince Vaughn. Includes FYI Daily How I Met Your Mother: at 1.55. (HD)(AD) (2013, 12, Double bill. (Series 5) (HD) 102min) ★★★ 2.45-2.55am (AD) 4.45 Black-ish (HD)(AD) The Vamps: The Hot Desk (HD) 5.05-6.00am Charmed (SL)

+1hour

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 180 116 27 114

+1hour

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 137 146 29 123

TV&Satellite Week 35


SATURDAY

Sky Atlantic

Sky Living

SKY 108 HD 108/222

Saturday

SKY 107 VIRGIN 112 HD 111 HD 107/221

7 PM

8 PM

6.00-8.00am Border Security: Australia’s Front Line (HD) 8.00-11.00 Monkey Life: Six editions. (HD) 11.00 America’s Next Top Model (HD) 12.00noon-2.00pm Customs UK: Back-to-back editions. (HD) 2.00 Stop, Search, Seize: Double bill. (HD) 4.00-7.00 CSI: Triple bill, including at: 6.00 Nesting Dolls: 13/25. Two bodies are discovered on a construction site. (Series 5) (HD)

8.00

Bones

7.00 Nashville Back in Baby’s Arms: 2/22. With Maddie living back home, Rayna and Deacon face new challenges. (Series 5) (HD) 8.00 Bones The Heiress in the Hill: 15/24. Booth digs into the family history of a murdered heiress. (Series 9) (HD) 9.00 Criminal Minds Parasite: 14/23. A con artist’s schemes become so complicated that he turns to killing the people involved in them. (HD)

10

10.00 Public Enemy: 15/23. A serial killer attacks people in public. (Series 5) (HD)

PM

Game of Thrones

Regarding Susan Sontag (started at 6.00pm)

8.00 Blue Bloods Shadow of a Doubt: 17/22. Jamie and Eddie suspect foul play when they respond to a distress call. (Series 7) (HD) 9.00 Game of Thrones The Red Woman: 1/10. The fate of Jon Snow is revealed, and Ellaria makes her power move. (Series 6) (HD)

11.00 Criminal Minds (HD) 12.00m’t Scandal (HD) 1.00am The Catch (HD) 2.00 Sun, Sea and A&E 4.00-6.00am UK Border Force: Double bill. (HD)

10.00 FILM Going Clear: Scientology and the Prison of Belief (HD) (2015, 15, 119min) ★★★★ 12.15am Real Time with Bill Maher (HD) 1.25 The Circus: Inside the Greatest Political Show on Earth (HD) 2.00 The Borgias (HD) 3.05 Girls (HD) 4.15 Fish Town (HD) 5.10-6.00am Networks of Power with Sir Christopher Meyer (HD)

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 122 140

+1 hour SKY 170

Real Lives SKY VIRG 172 160 6.00-11.00am Motorway Patrol: Back-to-back editions. 11.00am4.00pm Police Force: Australia: Back-to-back editions. 4.00-7.00pm Nothing to Declare: Back-to-back editions. 7.00 Nothing to Declare Double bill of the series. 8.00 Border Patrol Double bill of the series. 9.00 The Force: Manchester Officers raid a cannabis farm and police are called to a fight in a pub car park. 10.00 Air Ambulance ER A car plummets 30ft into a ravine in Oxfordshire. 11.00 Sexcetera 1.00am Eurotrash: The Sexy Bits 2.00 Murders That Shocked a Nation 3.00 Shocking Crimes: Murder Book 4.00-6.00am 60 Minute Makeover VIRG +1 hour SKY 173 207

36 TV&Satellite Week

Sky2 SKY VIRG 129 121 6.00-10.00am Border Security: Canada’s Front Line: Back-to-back editions. 10.00am3.00pm Andromeda: Back-to-back episodes. 3.00-7.00pm Relic Hunter: Back-to-back episodes. (Series 1&2) 7.00 Relic Hunter Dagger of Death: 2/22. (Series 2) 8.00 Football’s Funniest Moments Comical clips from the Premier League. 9.00 Rugby’s Funniest Moments The sport’s most amusing events. 10.00 A League of Their Own US Road Trip Out-takes and pranks. 11.00 A League of Their Own 12.00m’t Strike Back: Legacy 1.00am Carters Get Rich 1.30 Moone Boy 2.00 Brit Cops: Rapid Response 3.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 4.00-6.00am Danger Dogs: Four editions.

GOLD

Dave

7.25am The Two Ronnies 9.00-11.00 Only Fools and Horses: Triple bill. 11.00am-1.00pm Last of the Summer Wine: Triple bill. 1.00-7.00pm Only Fools and Horses: Back-to-back episodes, including at: 5.00 Del and Rodney get a blast from the past. 5.40 Rodney joins the residents’ committee. 6.20 Rodney tires of being Del’s dogsbody and sets up a rival business.

9.00

ITV3

ITV4

SKY 111 VIRGIN 127 F’VIEW 12 HD111/246 HD 194

SKY 119 VIR117 F’VIEW F’SAT HD119/263 HD 177 10 115

SKY 120 VIR118 F’VIEW F’SAT HD120/268 HD 178 24 117

7.10am Lizard Lick Towing 7.35 Traffic Cops 8.00 Top Gear USA Special 9.00 Dara O Briain’s Go 8 Bit (HD) 10.00 Top Gear: Double bill. 12.00noon Traffic Cops 1.00pm Sin City Motors (HD) 3.00 FILM Kelly’s Heroes: World War Two action comedy with Clint Eastwood. (HD) (1970, PG, 143min) ★★★★ 6.00 Top Gear: The presenters test three highperformance hatchbacks. (HD)

6.00-8.45am Murder, She Wrote (HD) 8.45 FILM Forever Young: Romantic fantasy starring Mel Gibson. Includes FYI Daily at 9.45. (HD) (1992, PG, 102min) ★★★ 10.50 Goodbye Mr Chips: Drama starring Martin Clunes. 12.50pm Wycliffe (HD) 1.55 Lewis: Double bill. (HD) 5.55 Rosemary & Thyme: Orpheus in the Undergrowth: The body of a recovering alcoholic is discovered.

6.00am Highlights 7.00 Bundesliga Football Highlights (HD) 8.00 Motorsport UK (HD) 9.00 BRDC Formula 3 Championship Highlights (HD) 10.00 World Superbike Highlights (HD) 11.00 British Superbike Championship Highlights (HD) 12.05pm Road Racing Series (HD) 1.10 FILM Superman: Includes FYI Daily at 2.10. (HD) (1978, PG, 143min) ★★★★ 4.05 The Car Chasers (HD) 5.05 Pawn Stars (HD) 6.05 Storage Wars

SKY VIRGIN 110 124

6.00-9.00am Networks of Power with Sir Christopher Meyer (HD) 9.00am2.00pm The West Wing (HD) 2.00pm Cold Case (HD) 4.00 House (HD) 6.00 Regarding Susan Sontag: Documentary about of the life of critic, novelist, teacher, film-maker and political activist Susan Sontag, one of the most influential and provocative thinkers of the 20th century.

9.00

9 PM

Entertainment

Mrs Brown’s Boys

9.00

Demolition Man

9.00

Foyle’s War

9.00

Lethal Weapon 4

7.00-9.00 Only Fools and Horses Del’s latest scheme involves a spot of salmon-poaching. 7.40 Del encounters an old flame, and Rodney experiences the joys of dating. 8.20 The Trotters attend Grandad’s funeral – and meet a certain long-lost seafaring uncle.

7.00-9.00 Red Dwarf Twentica: 1/6. An alternative America where technology is banned spells trouble. 7.40 Samsara: 2/6. The Dwarfers investigate a crashed ship at the bottom of an ocean moon. 8.20 Give and Take: 3/6. Lister has his kidneys removed. (Series 11)

7.00 Midsomer Murders The Made-to-Measure Murders: Barnaby and Jones investigate when a woman is stabbed to death in a churchyard two years after the death of her husband. Guest stars James Wilby, Karl Davies and Gwyneth Strong. (HD)

9.00-11.00 Mrs Brown’s Boys The family awaits the fruits of its fraud after faking Grandad’s death. 9.40 Trevor has decided to work for a mission project in Africa, so Agnes throws him a farewell party. 10.20 Agnes looks after a robotic baby.

9.00 FILM Demolition Man Sci-fi action thriller starring Sylvester Stallone, Wesley Snipes and Sandra Bullock. A disgraced cop is released from cryogenic imprisonment into a pacifist future to catch an escaped criminal. (HD) (1993, 15, 114min) ★★★

9.00 Foyle’s War A Lesson in Murder: The death of a conscientious objector while in police custody prompts an investigation – and Foyle soon sees a link to an attempt on the life of the judge who ordered his arrest.

8.05 Better Late Than Never Henry Winkler, William Shatner, Terry Bradshaw and George Foreman try to navigate their way across Tokyo. 9.00 FILM Lethal Weapon 4 Action thriller sequel starring Mel Gibson and Danny Glover. The maverick LA cop duo tangle with a gangster from the Hong Kong underworld. Includes FYI Daily at 10.05. (HD) (1998, 15, 128min) ★★★ 11.30 FILM American Gangster: Crime drama starring Denzel Washington. Includes FYI Daily at 12.30. (HD) (2007, 18, 150min) ★★★★ 2.353.00am The Car Chasers

11.00 Black Books 12.05am Dylan Moran: Aim Low 1.45 Human Remains 2.20 The Thick of It 2.50-4.00am Nighty Night: Double bill.

11.15 Live at the Apollo 12.10am QI XL: Double bill. (HD) 2.10 Red Dwarf (HD) 3.20-4.00am Room 101

11.00pm-2.00am Law & Order: UK: Paradise: 6/7. An arson attack on a Turkish social club leaves 17 people dead. (HD) 12.00m’t Alesha: 7/7. (Series 1) (HD) 1.05am Samaritan: 1/6. (Series 2) (HD)

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 166 190

VIRGIN F’VIEW +1 hour SKY 211 214 79

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 193 174

Pick SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 152 123 11 144

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E! SKY 151 VIRG HD 151/239 156

7.05 The Sweeney Bad Apple: Regan investigates reports of police corruption.

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F’SAT 116

Comedy Central

ITV Be

SKY 112 VIRG 132 HD 112/205 HD 181

SKY VIR 119 F’VIEW F’SAT 179 HD 179 26 118

SKY VIRGIN +1 hour 206 175

F’SAT 155

ITV Encore SKY 123 HD 123/269

6.00-8.00am Nothing to Declare 8.00am1.00pm 60 Minute Makeover 1.00-3.00pm It’s Me or the Dog 3.00 999 Frontline 4.00-6.00 Border Security: Canada’s Front Line 6.00 Border Security: America’s Front Line 7.00 Highway Cops 8.00 Nothing to Declare Double bill following the work of customs officers in Australia. 9.00 Motorway Patrol Double bill of the series following the New Zealand highway patrol. 10.00 Brit Cops: Frontline Crime UK Focusing on the work of police officers in Devon and Cornwall. 11.00 Road Wars 1.00am Cop Squad 2.00 Most Shocking 4.00-6.00am Motorway Patrol

7.00am News 8.00 News: Daily Pop 9.00am12.00noon Wags 12.00noon News 1.00pm Keeping Up with the Kardashians 3.00 Fashion Police: The 2017 Met Gala 4.00 Revenge Body with Khloe Kardashian 5.00 Total Divas: Double bill. 7.00 News Showbiz news. 8.00-11.00 Keeping Up with the Kardashians Triple bill of the series. 11.00 Keeping Up with the Kardashians 12.00m’t The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon NEW EDITION 1.00am Keeping Up with the Kardashians 1.30 Teleshopping 2.30 The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon 3.30 News 4.30-5.00am Keeping Up with the Kardashians

8.00am Wipeout USA (HD) 9.00 The Middle (HD) 10.00 Bob’s Burgers: Double bill. (HD) 11.00am-1.00pm The Fresh Prince of Bel Air 1.00-3.00pm Impractical Jokers (HD) 3.00-8.00 Friends (HD) 8.00 Impractical Jokers Double bill. (HD) 9.00 Impractical Jokers: Practically Live (HD) 10.00 Live at the Apollo With Eddie Izzard. (HD) 11.00 FILM Jackass 3.5: Comedy. (HD) (2011, 18, 81min) ★★ 1.00am Drunk History (HD) 1.30 Russell Howard’s Stand Up Central (HD) 2.00-3.25 South Park (HD) 3.25 Bob’s Burgers (HD) 3.50 Jeff & Some Aliens (HD) 4.15-5.00am Bob’s Burgers (HD)

8.00am The Millionaire Matchmaker (HD) 9.00 Chrisley Knows Best (HD) 10.00 The Real Housewives of Orange County (HD) 11.00 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (HD) 12.00noon Don’t Be Tardy (HD) 12.30pm The Only Way Is Essex (HD) 2.00 The Real Housewives of Cheshire (HD) 3.00 Sam Faiers: The Mummy Diaries (HD) 4.00-7.00 Dinner Date (HD) 7.00-10.00 Dinner Date Triple bill of the dating show. (HD) 10.00 The Real Housewives of Atlanta Phaedra looks to the future by throwing a lavish holiday party. (HD) 11.00 Bridezillas (HD) 12.00m’t-12.55am The Jeremy Kyle Show USA

6.00am Drama Trails 6.10 Peak Practice 7.05 Upstairs, Downstairs 8.05 Always and Everyone 9.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot (HD) 9.55 Heartbeat 1.20pm Upstairs, Downstairs 2.20 Maigret 3.30 The Ruth Rendell Mysteries 4.35 Agatha Christie’s Poirot (HD) 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot The Kidnapped Prime Minister. (HD) 9.00 Tina & Bobby 1/3. Drama about footballer Bobby Moore. 10.00 2/3. The West Ham player leads England to World Cup glory at Wembley. 11.05 Tina & Bobby 12.10am Vera (HD) 2.10 Victoria (HD) 3.00 Marcella (HD) 3.55 Maigret 4.50-5.45am Crime Stories (HD)

F’SAT +1 hour SKY 163 145

+1 hour SKY 229

VIRG +1 hour SKY 127 133

SKY VIRG F’SAT +1 hour 207 120 119

SKY +1 hour 208

★★★★★ Excellent ★★★★ Very Good ★★★ Good ★★ Average ★ Poor


6 May Alibi

W

Syfy

SKY 132 VIRGIN 126 HD 132/247 HD 200

SKY 114 VIRGIN 135 HD 114/201 HD 165 6.00am FILM Stormageddon (2015, PG, 90min) ★★ 8.00 Teleshopping 11.00 FILM The Little Vampire: Horror comedy. (HD) (2000, U, 95min) ★★★ 1.00pm FILM The NeverEnding Story II: The Next Chapter: Fantasy. (HD) (1990, U, 86min) ★★ 3.00 FILM The NeverEnding Story III: Fantasy. (HD) (1994, U, 95min) ★★ 5.00 FILM The Adventurer: The Curse of the Midas Box (2013, PG, 95min) ★★

FOX

6.00am Countryside 999 (HD) 7.00 Extreme Makeover: Home Edition 9.00am1.00pm The Bill 1.00pm EastEnders 3.30 Tom Kerridge’s Best Ever Dishes: Classic British food. (HD) 4.00 FILM Ella Enchanted: Comic fantasy adventure that gives a new spin to the tale of Cinderella, starring Anne Hathaway and Hugh Dancy. (HD) (2004, PG, 96min) ★★ 6.00 My Family: Double bill.

6.00am Royal Pains (HD) 7.00 Teleshopping 8.00am12.00noon Rescue Special Ops (Series 3) (HD) 12.00noon-7.00pm NCIS: Back-to-back episodes, including at: 5.00pm High Seas: 6/23. Two sailors are found dead of an apparent overdose. (HD) 6.00 Sub Rosa: 7/23. A partially dissolved body is discovered in a tub of acid at a naval base. (Series 1) (HD)

Sky Arts SKY 121 VIRGIN 122 HD 121/223 HD 206

SKY 124 VIRGIN 157 HD 124/188 HD 199 8.00am-3.00pm NCIS: Back-to-back episodes. (HD) 3.00pm Bull (HD) 4.00-7.00 The Closer: Junk in the Trunk: 12/15. A man’s body is discovered in the boot of a car. (HD) 5.00 Power of Attorney: 13/15. A sex offender’s lawyer proves a match for Brenda. (HD) 6.00 Fate Line: 14/15. Brenda’s plans to organise her wedding are put on hold. (Series 4) (HD)

6.00am Highlights 9.00 Discovering: Olivia de Havilland (HD) 10.00 Exhibition on Screen (HD) 11.45 Battle at Versailles (HD) 1.00pm Tales of the Unexpected 2.00 Shania Twain: Still the One – Live in Las Vegas (HD) 4.00 Fake! The Great Masterpiece Challenge (HD) 5.00 Tales of the Unexpected 6.00 Discovering: William Holden (HD)

NEW 10.00 Crossing Lines

9.00

Inspector Alleyn Mysteries (started at 6.00pm)

8.00 Death in Paradise 2/8. A nun is found dead in a smoke-filled bedroom in her convent. Guest stars Kenneth Cranham. (Series 2) (HD) 9.00 Quantico ZRTorch: 11/22. Alex tries to convince Owen she has discovered a traitor. (Series 2) (HD) 10.00 Crossing Lines Desperation and Desperados: 8/10. Eva’s family connections prove helpful. (Series 1) (HD)

The Faculty

9.00

7.00 FILM Robot Overlords Family sci-fi adventure starring Ben Kingsley. A boy rebels against the Earth’s new robotic rulers in a desperate attempt to be reunited with his father. (2014, 12, 90min) ★★★

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11.00 Death in Paradise (HD) 12.00m’t Quantico (HD) 1.00am Murdoch Mysteries (HD) 2.00-4.00am Sue Thomas: F.B.Eye (Series 2)

11.10 FILM Toxin (2015, 15, 77min) ★ 1.00am FILM Retreat (2011, 15, 86min) ★★★ 3.00 Fact or Faked: Paranormal Files 4.006.00am FILM Stonehenge Apocalypse: Sci-fi thriller. (2010, 15, 90min) ★

SKY VIRGIN +1 hour 226 130

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 194 136

9.00

Conspiracy Theory

4.00

The Closer

9.00 9 00

Slash: Sl h Raised…

8.00 John Bishop: In Conversation with Jason Manford 8/10. The comedian interviews fellow stand-up star Jason Manford.

7.00 NCIS Minimum Security: 8/23. The investigators head for Cuba to look into the mysterious death of a navy translator. (HD) 8.00 Marine Down: 9/23. The team exhumes the body of a Marine after he appears to contact his widow from beyond the grave. (Series 1) (HD)

7.00 The Closer Double Blind: 15/15. As Brenda and Fritz’s wedding day approaches, both are preoccupied with their jobs. (Series 4) (HD) 8.00 Products of Discovery: 1/15. Brenda and the team investigate the murder of a family. (Series 5) (HD)

7.00 Live from the Artists Den American blues rock band Alabama Shakes perform at the Loveless Barn in Nashville, Tennessee. (HD) 8.00 Discovering: Foo Fighters The rise of rock band Foo Fighters. (HD) 8.30 Video Killed the Radio Star Five Guns N’ Roses videos. (HD)

9.00 FILM Get Smart Spy comedy starring Steve Carell and Anne Hathaway, based on the 1960s TV series. Eager but accident-prone secret agent Maxwell Smart embarks on his first field mission. With Dwayne Johnson. (HD) (2008, 12, 109min) ★★★

9.00 FILM Conspiracy Theory Thriller starring Mel Gibson and Julia Roberts. A troubled New York cab driver tries to convince a sceptical Justice Department lawyer of the truth behind his bizarre conspiracy theories. (1997, 15, 135min) ★★

9.00 American Dad! Francine tries to spice up her relationship. (HD) 9.30 Family Guy Peter and his friends film their own horror movie. (HD)

9.00 NEW Slash: Raised on the Sunset Strip The life and music of the Guns N’ Roses guitarist, featuring concert footage and interviews with Dave Grohl, Alice Cooper and Joe Perry. (HD)

7.20 My Family The Harpers await their first grandchild.

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9.00 FILM The Faculty Sci-fi horror chiller starring Elijah Wood and Jordana Brewster. A bunch of teenagers suspect that their school is being taken over by aliens. (1998, 15, 102min) ★★★

Get Smart

10.00 American Dad! Stan tries to change Steve’s attitude. (HD)

11.15 Grimm 12.15am Inside the Ambulance (HD) 1.153.00am Code Black (HD)

11.40pm-2.10am Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (HD) 2.10-6.00am Rescue Special Ops (Series 3) (HD)

10.20 American Dad! 11.00 Family Guy 12.00m’t American Dad! (HD) 1.00am Family Guy (HD) 2.00 American Dad! (HD) 3.00 Family Guy (HD) 4.005.00am American Dad! (HD)

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 213 131

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 150 138

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 165 158

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10.30 Discovering: Guns N’ Roses A profile of the rock band. (HD)

CBS Action

CBS Drama

4Seven

5USA

5STAR

True Ent

Drama

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 149 197 71 134

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 140 143 110/47 127

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 174 153 21 129

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 176 151 30 131

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 183 189 61 142

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 158 128 20 158

8.30am The Key of David 9.00am-2.00pm NCIS 2.00pm Touched by an Angel 4.00 Dr Quinn: Medicine Woman 6.00 Buffalo Girls: Western. 8.00 The High Chaparral The New Lion of Sonora – Part Two: 15/18. Manolito tries to save the late Don Sebastion’s ranch. (Series 4) 9.00 CSI: Miami Spring Break: 21/24. A college student is killed on the beach during spring break. 10.00 Tinder Box: 22/24. Horatio and the team investigates a fire at a nightclub. (Series 1) 11.00pm-2.20am CSI: Miami (Series 1&2) 2.20am FILM The Last Day: Western. (1975, PG, 100min) ★★★ 4.106.00am The High Chaparral (Series 4)

7.30am Tomorrow’s World 8.00 Teleshopping 9.00am-2.00pm MacGyver (Series 1) 2.00pm It’s a Miracle with Roma Downey 4.00-7.00 Judge Judy 7.00-9.00 Judge Judy Back-to-back editions of real-life small-claims cases presided over by judge Judy Sheindlin. 9.00 Prison Diaries A woman is convicted of murdering her boyfriend and then dismembering his body. 10.00 Bad Girls Back From The Brink: 1/16. Shell attacks Jim with a broken bottle in her cell, and refuses to let him go until he admits he raped her. (Series 3) 11.15pm-3.35am Bad Girls: Back-to-back episodes. 3.35am Prison Diaries 4.30-5.00am Judge Judy: Real-life cases.

9.00am A Place in the Sun: Summer Sun (HD) 10.00am-1.00pm A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun: Triple bill. (HD) 1.00pm Location, Location, Location (HD) 3.00-7.00 Ramsay’s Hotel Hell: Back-to-back editions of the series. (HD) 7.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 8.00 The Supervet A St Bernard suffering with hip dysplasia. (HD) 9.00 Gogglebox (HD) 10.00 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown (HD) 11.05 First Dates (HD) 12.05am One Born Every Minute (HD) 1.05 Britain’s Biggest Hoarders (HD) 2.00 My Online Nightmare (HD) 2.55 The Secret Life of the Zoo (HD) 3.50 The Supervet (HD) 4.45-4.55am Jamie’s Comfort Food (HD)

6.00am FILM The Rape of Dr Willis: Drama starring Jaclyn Smith. (1991, 15, 91min) ★★ 8.00am1.00pm Murder, She Wrote: Five episodes. 1.00pm FILM Blue Smoke: Romantic thriller. (2007, 12, 90min) ★★ 3.00 Angels Fall: Romantic thriller. 5.00 Carolina Moon: Romantic thriller. 7.00 Montana Sky Romantic thriller starring Ashley Williams, Charlotte Ross and Laura Mennell. 9.00 Elvis: The Early Years 1/2. Biopic of the king of rock ‘n’ roll, Elvis Presley. Stars Jonathan Rhys Meyers. 11.00 Taggart 12.30am M*A*S*H 1.00-3.00am FILM Northern Lights: Mystery romance starring LeAnn Rimes. (2009, PG, 87min) ★

7.10-11.00am Secret Army 11.00 Sharpe 1.005.00pm Secret Army 5.00-7.00 Open All Hours: Triple bill. 7.00pm Hetty Wainthropp Investigates Childsplay: 5/9. Hetty’s nephew is suspended from school for drugs possession. (Series 3) 8.00 Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries Cocaine Blues: Phryne Fisher becomes embroiled in a case involving poison, cocaine and illegal abortionists. 9.00 Taggart Bad Medicine: A tortured and mutilated body is found in a vacant warehouse. 10.00 Abuse of Trust: The leader of a ship workers’ union is shot dead during a dispute. 11.00 Waking the Dead 1.00am Hetty Wainthropp Investigates 2.00-4.00am Sharpe

+1 hour F’VIEW 90

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 219 185 56 130

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 190 186 55 132

F’SAT +1 hour SKY 184 153

7 PM

8 PM

9 PM

10 PM

11.00 Brian Johnson’s A Life on the Road (HD) 12.00m’t Download Festival 2016 (HD) 3.00am Trailblazers: Punk (HD) 4.00 Trailblazers: Nuclear Protest (HD) 5.006.00am Lenny Henry’s Got the Blues (HD)

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 148 192 64 137

9.00am The Deadly Dress: 8.00am Access 8.10Garage Sale Mystery 4: 10.50 Dance Moms: Crime drama starring Most Explosive10.50amLori Loughlin. 10.30 CSI 2.35pm My Wife and Kids 2.35pm FILM 11.30 Columbo: Murder Big Momma’s House 2: Under Glass 1.05Family comedy sequel. 6.10pm NCIS: Back(2005, PG, 99min) ★ to-back episodes. 6.10 NCIS: Los Angeles 4.35 FILM Asteroid: Final Impact: Disaster thriller. 7.10 FILM A Daughter’s (2015, PG, 60min) ★ Nightmare Drama 6.25 FILM The Fifth starring Emily Osment Element: Sci-fi fantasy and Paul Johansson. adventure with Bruce (2014, 12, 87min) ★★ Willis. (1997, PG, 126min) 9.00 NCIS: New Orleans ★★★★ 9.00 FILM The It Happened Last Night: Equalizer: Action thriller 6/24. The body of a naval with Denzel Washington. counterintelligence officer (2014, 15, 154min) ★★★ is found in the bayou. 10.00 Master of Horror: 11.35 FILM Killer Elite: 7/24. A killer appears to Action thriller starring be using horror novels Jason Statham. (2011, 15, for inspiration. (Series 1) 116min) ★★ 1.55am When Kids Kill: Catfish 11.00pm-4.00am Law & Killer 2.55 Wife Slayer: Order: Special Victims Countdown to Murder Unit: Back-to-back 3.55-4.00am Access episodes. (Series 14)

Saturday

7.10am Murdoch Mysteries (HD) 8.00 Sue Thomas: F.B.Eye 11.00 The Doctor Blake Mysteries (HD) 12.00noon Miss Marple 2.00pm Inspector Alleyn Mysteries 4.00 Miss Marple: A Pocketful of Rye: A City businessman is found dead. 6.00 Inspector Alleyn Mysteries: Hand in Glove: 1/3. A body is discovered in a drainage ditch. Guest stars John Gielgud. (Series 2)

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Saturday

TV&Satellite Week 37


SATURDAY AMC SKY 192 HD 192/276

Saturday

Programmes start at 5pm.

5.00pm FILM Tombstone Western starring Kurt Russell and Val Kilmer. (1993, 15, 129min) ★★★★ 7.35 FILM Keeping Up with the Steins Jewish family comedy starring Jeremy Piven. (2006, 12, 99min) ★★★ 9.30 FILM Moonlight Mile Romantic drama starring Jake Gyllenhaal and Susan Sarandon. When his fiancée is killed in a tragic accident, a distraught man turns to her parents for help. (2002, 15, 116min) ★★★★ 11.50 FILM Brothers: Melodrama. (2009, 15, 100min) ★★★★ 1.50am FILM Stranger Than Fiction: Offbeat comedy. (2006, 12, 113min) ★★★★ 4.00 Hollywood’s Best Film Directors 5.10-5.30am Big Screen

Good Food SKY 133 VIRG 278 HD 133/255 HD 280

Entertainment & Lifestyle

CBS Reality

Challenge

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9.00am-5.00pm Judge Judy: Back-to-back editions. 5.00pm It’s a Miracle with Roma Downey: Double bill. 7.00 Hoarders Featuring a woman who spends her money on designer clothes, yet makes herself ill by hoarding and eating food that is beyond its expiration date. 8.00 Experts help a woman whose home is full of chickens and rotting eggs, and another who began hoarding when her husband was jailed for life. 9.00 Snapped: Killer Couples Series featuring couples whose passion drives them to commit terrible criminal acts, using reconstructions and gripping first-hand accounts. 11.00 Teens Who Kill 12.00m’t The Alps Murders 1.00am World’s Wildest Police Videos 3.00 Teleshopping 4.00-6.00am Cops

6.00am Golden Balls 7.009.00 Catchphrase 9.00 Gladiators 11.00 American Ninja Warrior 12.00noon2.00pm Price Is Right 2.00-4.00pm Dale’s Supermarket Sweep: Backto-back editions. 4.00-5.30 Catchphrase: Triple bill. 5.30-7.00 Strike It Lucky 7.00-10.00 The Chase Triple bill of the general knowledge quiz hosted by Bradley Walsh, in which four contestants answer questions and work as a team to take on ruthless quiz genius The Chaser and secure a cash prize. 10.00 Classic Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Chris Tarrant presents a classic edition of the quiz show. 11.00pm-4.00am Bullseye: Back-to-back editions. 4.00am The Chase 5.00-6.00am Golden Balls

9.00-11.00am Friends: Back-to-back editions. 11.00am-2.00pm Wipeout USA: Triple bill. 2.004.00pm Impractical Jokers: Back-to-back editions. 4.00-7.00 The Middle: Back-to-back editions. 7.00-9.00 The Middle 9.00 FILM Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery Spy spoof written by and starring Mike Myers, and co-starring Elizabeth Hurley. (1997, 15, 95min) ★★★★ 11.00pm-12.55am South Park: Back-to-back editions. 12.55am Lee Evans Live in Scotland 2.25 Comedy Central at the Comedy Store 2.55 Impractical Jokers: Double bill. 3.35 Detroiters: Double bill. 4.15 Frankenfood 4.35 Epic Meal Empire: Double bill. 5.15-6.00am Friends: Double bill.

6.00am Operation Repo 7.00 Overhaulin’ 8.00 American Chopper 10.00am-4.00pm United States of Bacon 4.00-7.00pm Bear Grylls: Born Survivor: Triple bill. 7.00-10.00 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor Former Special Forces adventurer Bear Grylls travels to the jungles of Borneo. 8.00 Bear parachutes into the Malay Archipelago. 9.00 Footage from Bear’s worldwide adventures, from the swamps of Indonesia to the Patagonian mountains. 10.00 Alaskan Bush People Temperatures plummet as the Browns try to finish their cabin. 11.00 Moonshiners 12.00m’t Mountain Monsters 3.00am You Have Been Warned 3.50 Operation Repo 4.40 American Chopper 5.306.00am Operation Repo

6.00-8.00am Barefoot Contessa – Back to Basics 8.00-10.00 The Pioneer Woman 10.00am-12.30pm Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 12.30pm Jamie’s Ministry of Food 1.30 Paul Hollywood: City Bakes NEW EDITION 2.30-7.00 Man v Food 7.00 Jamie’s Ministry of Food Helping people discover the joys of home-cooking, starting with fast-food lovers. 8.00 Paul Hollywood: City Bakes The celebrity baker visits San Francisco. 9.00 Mystery Diners Double bill of the series. 10.00 Anthony Bourdain: The Layover NEW EDITION Tony spends 36 hours in Sao Paulo, where he tries Brazilian fine dining at Alex Atala’s DOM. 11.00 Restaurant Stakeout 12.00m’t-3.00am Man v Food: Back-to-back editions.

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Home SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW 25 196 281

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Lifetime SKY 156 VIRG 208 HD 156/236 HD 209

DMax

Comedy Central Extra

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Quest SKY 144

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7.00am Ground Force 8.00 Homes Under the Hammer 9.00 Fantasy Homes by the Sea 11.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build: Double bill. 1.00pm Escape to the Country 3.00-5.00 Storage Hunters 5.00 Homes Under the Hammer: Double bill. 7.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build Renovation work is completed on a woman’s Dartford home. 8.00 The team converts a Devon bungalow into a four-bedroom home. 9.00 Escape to the Country Alastair Appleton goes property-hunting in the Scottish Borders. 10.00 Jules Hudson heads to Devon to help a mother and daughter find a suitable home. 11.00pm-1.00am My Flat-Pack Home 1.00am Fantasy Homes by the Sea 2.40 Escape to the Country 3.304.00am Digging for Victory

7.00-10.00am Judge Judy (HD) 10.00am-2.00pm Hoarders (HD) 2.00-7.00pm Property Brothers (HD) 7.00 Britain’s Next Top Model The girls perform a complex dance routine on a poolside catwalk. 8.00 The Real Housewives of Auckland A day out on the water sees tensions start running high. 9.00 My Haunted House A couple are followed home by an entity, and a woman is attacked in her home after buying a photograph. (HD) 10.00 The Haunting Of With singer Carnie Wilson in the town of Weed, California. (HD) 11.00 I Was Possessed (HD) 12.00m’t My Haunted House (HD) 1.00am The Haunting Of (HD) 2.00 I Was Possessed (HD) 3.004.00am Hoarders (HD)

6.00am Pursuit 7.00 Giro d’Italia Highlights 8.00am12.00noon Wheeler Dealers 12.00noon-2.00pm How It’s Made: Four editions. 2.00pm Treehouse Masters 3.00 Airplane Repo 4.00 Arctic Rescue 5.00 Mighty Trains 6.00 Wheeler Dealers 7.00 Salvage Hunters 9.00 Kings of the Wild Josh James and Matt Tebbutt conduct one final survival challenge on a desert island off the coast of Borneo. 10.00 Giro d’Italia Highlights The best bits from Stage 2 of the contest. 11.00 Monsters Inside Me 12.00m’t Special Forces’ Secrets 1.00am Wheeler Dealers 2.00 Destroyed in Seconds 3.00 Fifth Gear 4.00 Overhaulin’ 5.006.00am Chop Shop: London Garage: Motoring series.

6.00am Cake Boss 6.25 Homes Under the Hammer 7.10 Animal Cops Philadelphia 8.00 Animal Cops Houston 9.00am-1.00pm Cake Boss 1.00-5.00pm Homes Under the Hammer 5.00-7.00 Extreme Couponing 7.00 Random Breath Test 8.00 Airport: Below Zero NEW EDITION 9.00 Martin Kemp’s Detective NEW EDITION The murder of rookie cop Troy Barboza. 10.00 Casey Anthony: An American Murder Mystery 11.00 Casey Anthony: An American Murder Mystery NEW EDITION 12.00m’t FBI Files 1.00am Scorned: Crimes of Passion 2.00 True Crime with Aphrodite Jones 3.00 FBI Files 4.00 Animal Cops Philadelphia 4.50 Homes Under the Hammer 5.35-6.00am Cake Boss

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Shed 6.00-8.00am Tommy Walsh’s Space Invaders 8.00 Treehouse Masters 10.00am3.00pm Bear Grylls: Born Survivor 3.00-6.00pm Nasa’s Unexplained Files 6.00 Record Breaking Fish 7.00 Record Breaking Fish A mission to catch larger varieties of perch and zander at Grafham Reservoir. 7.30 Matt Hayes and Mick Brown head to the River Stour to catch barbel and chub. 8.00 Mythbusters Whether people can really smell fear. 9.00 Jamie Hyneman tests a motorcycle myth. 10.00 Behind Bars Staff at Cuyahoga County Corrections Centre in Ohio try to control an alleged serial rapist and murderer who refuses to make their task an easy one. 11.00 Gold Divers 1.00am Manhunt 2.00-5.30 Thinking Tackle 5.306.00am Shedheads

38 TV&Satellite Week

Sony Channel SKY VIRGIN 193 157

Spike SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT 31 141 160 154

SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT 41 148 248 291

F’VIEW 92

TLC SKY 125 VIRG 167 HD 125/234 HD 168

SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT 17 160 155 129 6.00am Helicopter Heroes 7.00 Home Shopping 8.00-11.00 Traffic Cops: Triple bill. 11.00 Escape to the Country: Double bill. 1.00pm Homes Under the Hammer 3.00 Escape to the Country 4.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build 5.00 Celebrity Fantasy Homes 6.00 Escape to the Country: In Cornwall. 7.00 Escape to the Country Two horse enthusiasts search for a new property in Suffolk. 8.00 A couple relocating from Shanghai to Warwickshire. 9.00 Cops UK: Bodycam Squad Following the work of the Staffordshire Police force. 10.00 Born to Kill? Class of Evil Altemio Sanchez. 11.00 World’s Fattest Man 12.00m’t Another 101 Things Removed from the Human Body 1.00am Medical Emergency: 2.00 Home Shopping 4.00 Cheaters 5.30-6.00am Passport Patrol

TruTV SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT 68 154 212 186

7.00am Ghost Hunters 9.00 Ghost Hunters International 10.00 Ghost Hunters 12.00noon FILM Jumanji: Comic fantasy. (1995, PG, 104min) ★★★★ 2.15pm FILM The Wind and the Lion: Epic adventure. (1975, PG, 119min) ★★★★ 4.40 FILM The Return of the Musketeers: Swashbuckling adventure sequel starring Michael York. (1989, PG, 100min) ★★★ 6.50 FILM xXx2: The Next Level: Action thriller sequel starring Ice Cube. (2005, 12, 101min) ★★ 9.00 FILM Braveheart: Oscar-winning epic historical drama. (1995, 15, 177min) ★★★★ 12.45am FILM The Numbers Station: Spy thriller. (2013, 15, 85min) ★★★ 2.40 Sony Movie News Extra 2.50 Ghost Hunters 3.50-4.00am Sony Movie News Extra

9.00am Police Interceptors 11.00 World’s Worst Holiday Horrors 12noon-3.00pm Police Interceptors 3.00pm FILM Cowboy: Western. (1958, PG, 90min) ★★★ 4.50 FILM Will Penny: Elegiac Western. (1967, PG, 109min) ★★★ 7.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away Paul and Phil are involved in a brothel eviction. 8.00 Mobs & Yobs: Caught on Camera The use of CCTV in policing large crowds and bringing rioters to justice. 9.00 Police Interceptors: Deadly Pursuits The most extreme chases the unit has been involved in. 10.00 Spike Fight Night: Bellator Eduardo Dantas v Leandro Higo in Budapest. 12.00m’t Impact Wrestling 2.00-3.00am The X-Files: 7/24. (Series 4)

6.00-8.00am Say Yes to the Dress: Bridesmaids (HD) 8.00-10.00 Say Yes to the Dress Canada (HD) 10.00 Say Yes to the Dress (HD) 11.00 Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta (HD) 12.00noon Say Yes to the Dress (HD) 1.007.00pm Cake Boss (HD) 7.00 Say Yes to the Dress: Big Bliss Double bill. (HD) 8.00 Gypsy Brides US A feud between families gets out of control. (HD) 9.00 Boy with a Tail: Body Bizarre A boy from India who has a tail. (HD) 10.00 My 600lb Life (HD) 11.00 My Extreme Excess Skin (HD) 12.00m’t Gypsy Brides US (HD) 1.00am Boy with a Tail: Body Bizarre (HD) 2.00 My 600lb Life (HD) 3.00 Say Yes to the Dress (HD) 4.00 Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta (HD) 5.006.00am Cake Boss (HD)

6.00-10.00am Psychic Detectives: Back-to-back editions. 10.00 Ghost Hunters: Double bill. 12.00noon-7.00pm Paranormal Survivor: Back-to-back editions. 7.00pm Paranormal Survivor The stories of people who have experienced frightening messages from the spirit world in which the entity appeared to have an evil intent. 8.00-11.00 Snapped: Women Who Kill When a marriage ends in flames, police must determine whether it was an accident or an act of revenge. 9.00 The search for a missing man leads police to his girlfriend and a host of secrets about their past. 10.00 A woman is questioned about a missing man. 11.00 RuPaul’s Drag Race 1.00-2.00am Ink Master

+1 hour SKY 181

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VIRG +1 hour SKY 154 169

+1 hour SKY 271

FSAT 149

Really

Quest Red

VIRG F’VIEW 172 37

6.10am Food & Drink (HD) 6.35 MasterChef (HD) 8.00-11.00 Floyd on Food 11.00 Food & Drink (HD) 11.30 MasterChef (HD) 1.00pm Madhur Jaffrey’s Curry Nation (HD) 1.30 Rick Stein’s Fresh Food 2.00-5.00 Floyd on Food 5.00 Madhur Jaffrey’s Curry Nation (HD) 5.30 Rick Stein’s Fresh Food 6.00 Food & Drink (HD) 6.30 MasterChef: Culinary competition. (HD) 7.00 MasterChef Five cooks serve up their Calling Card. 8.00-11.00 Floyd on Food Back-to-back editions. 11.00 Madhur Jaffrey’s Curry Nation (HD) 11.30 Rick Stein’s Fresh Food 12.00m’t Food & Drink (HD) 12.30am MasterChef (HD) 2.00 Home Shopping 5.006.00am Nordic Cookery with Tareq Taylor (HD)

SKY VIRGIN 161 286

Food Network

YourTV SKY 199

F’VIEW F’SAT

72 157

7.00-9.00am Corrupt Crimes: Back-to-back editions. 9.00am-4.00pm Bones: Back-to-back episodes. 4.007.00 Trace Evidence: The Case Files of Dr Henry Lee 7.00pm Trace Evidence: The Case Files of Dr Henry Lee Lee is called in to investigate when a missing massage therapist is feared dead. 8.00 Lee travels to St Thomas to investigate the murder of a woman who was killed while driving home from a club with her boyfriend. 9.00 Dark Minds The murders of five teenage women between 1984 and 1995 in an area near the Oregon Coast. 10.00 A stretch of Texas highway between Houston and Galveston, where since the 1970s over 30 women have gone missing. 11.00pm-2.00am Dark Minds: Triple bill. 2.00-3.00am Corrupt Crimes: Double bill.


Discovery SKY 520 VIRGIN 250 HD 520/561 HD 251

Animal Planet

Nat Geographic

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6.00am Tanked (HD) 7.00 Treehouse Masters (HD) 8.00 Insane Pools: Deeper Dive (HD) 9.00am4.00pm Tanked (HD) 4.00pm Flipping Ships (HD) 5.00 Dogs: The Untold Story: How domestic dogs differ from their wild counterparts. (HD) 6.00 Dr Jeff: Rocky Mountain Vet: Dr Jeff tries to save a dog kicked in the head by a horse, and tackles a neighbourhood overrun with feral cats. (HD)

History SKY 529 VIRGIN HD 529/545 270

8.00am NEW SERIES Gok’s Chinese Takeaway (HD) 9.00 China’s Grand Canal: A Photographer’s Journey (HD) 10.00 China’s Lost Pyramids (HD) 11.00 China From Above (HD) 1.00pm Wild China: Giant Pandas (HD) 2.00 Wild China: Golden Monkeys (HD) 3.00 China’s Ghost Army (HD) 4.00 Trekking The Great Wall (HD) 5.00 Impossible Bridges (HD) 6.00 Earth’s Giant Hole (HD)

6.00-8.00am Pawn Stars: Back-to-back editions. (HD) 8.00-10.00 Shipping Wars: Back-to-back editions. (HD) 10.00am-1.00pm Hunting Hitler: Triple bill. (HD) 1.005.00pm American Pickers: Back-to-back editions. (HD) 5.00-7.00 Storage Wars: Back-to-back editions, including at: 6.00 Rene and Casey buy a locker full of luggage. (HD) 6.30 Barry adopts a disguise. (HD)

Yesterday SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT 19 159 537 245 6.00am Celebrity Antiques Road Trip 7.10 The World at War 8.00am-5.00pm Secrets of Britain 5.00pm Auf Wiedersehen, Pet: Oz finds himself in England after a night out – but has no idea how he got there. 6.00 Abandoned Engineering: Exploring ruined engineering projects that have been put to alternative use, including the site of the Chernobyl disaster and a Nazi holiday complex.

Eden SKY 532 VIRGIN 247 HD 532/563 HD 249 9.00am-12.00noon Lost Land of the Tiger: Triple bill. (HD) 12.00noon-3.00pm Hidden India: Triple bill. (HD) 3.00-6.00pm Lost Land of the Tiger: Triple bill, including at: 5.00 Footage of a snow leopard cub. (HD) 6.00 Hidden India: Exploring the wildlife and landscapes of India, starting with an insight into how seasonal extremes pose a challenge for the subcontinent’s wildlife. (HD)

NEW 9.00

Curiosity

10.00 Mountain Monsters

9.00 9 00

China’s Megatomb… Chi

7.00 Auction Hunters The guys find a vintage military motorcycle. (HD) 7.30 Allen Haff and Ton Jones discover a rare punt gun in Pasadena. (HD) 8.00 Wheeler Dealers Mike Brewer conducts a complete refresh on a well-maintained 1987 Mercedes 560SL. (HD)

7.00 Bondi Vet Lisa treats a stray beagle requiring surgery to repair a dislocated hip, and Tim handles a venomous and angry king cobra. (HD) 8.00 Treehouse Masters: Out on a Limb Pete Nelson visits racing driver Dale Earnhardt Jr’s treehouse. (HD)

7.00 Lost Tomb of Genghis Khan Engineer and explorer Albert Lin searches for the Mongol leader’s burial site. (HD)

9.00 Curiosity Donald Trump puts a value on everything, from personal possessions to land, water and air, to calculate America’s worth. (HD)

9.00 Alaskan Bush People The Integrity begins to show its age, stranding the Browns in the middle of the water. (HD)

10.00 Cook County Jail Life behind the walls of the Chicago prison. (HD) 11.00pm-3.50am Street Outlaws: Back-to-back editions. (HD) 3.50am Wheeler Dealers (HD) 4.40 Mythbusters (HD) 5.306.00am How It’s Made (HD)

10.00 Mountain Monsters (HD) 11.00 Lone Star Law (HD) 12.00m’t Guardians of Rescue (HD) 1.00am Alaska Monsters (HD) 2.00 Mountain Monsters (HD) 3.00 The Pool Master (HD) 3.50 Animal Cops Philadelphia (HD) 4.40 My Cat from Hell (HD) 5.30-6.00am E-Vets: The Interns (HD)

9.00 NEW China’s Megatomb Revealed The tomb of China’s first Emperor and its army of Terracotta Warriors, revealing the macabre secrets that have challenged accepted historical records. (HD)

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8.00 China’s Mystery Mummies The discovery of four European-looking mummies in China and the mystery of how they got there. (HD)

11.00 China’s Lost Pyramids (HD) 12.00m’t China’s Ghost Army (HD) 1.00am China’s Grand Canal: A Photographer’s Journey (HD) 2.00 Yukon Gold (HD) 3.00 Wicked Tuna (HD) 4.005.00am Ice Road Rescue (HD) SKY VIRGIN +1 hour 527 267

Disc. History

Disc. Science

Nat Geo Wild

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SKY 528 VIRGIN 264 HD 528/544 HD 265

6.00am Deadliest Tech 8.00 Weapons of War 10.00 Al Murray’s Road to Berlin 11.00 Battle Castle with Dan Snow 12.00noon Unsolved History 2.00pm Time Team 3.00 Off the Rails 4.00 Weapons of War 6.00 Al Murray’s Road to Berlin: Double bill. 7.00 Time Team In Ipswich. 8.00 Tony Robinson’s World War One 9.00 Gunslingers The life of 19th-century American outlaw Jesse James. 10.00 Blood and Fury: America’s Civil War 11.00 Elite Forces 12.00m’t Weapons of War 2.00am Gunslingers 3.00 Blood and Fury: America’s Civil War 4.00 Al Murray’s Road to Berlin 5.006.00am Battle Castle with Dan Snow SKY VIRG +1 hour 536 263

8.00

American Pickers

10.00 Kim Philby…

9.00

Lost Land of the…

7.00 Storage Wars Casey and Rene acquire the perfect locker. (HD) 7.30 Darrell buys some video game memorabilia. (HD) 8.00 American Pickers The guys meet a former arms dealer and her judo champion husband, and make a killer back-room deal. (HD)

7.00 Secrets of Britain A look at the Tower of London – which has served as a castle, a jail and a place of execution.

9.00 Vikings Mercy: 3/20. Ragnar receives a mysterious visitor, and Bjorn must fight a fierce opponent in the wilderness. (Series 4) (HD)

9.00 New York Rock at the BBC With archive performances by the Ramones, New York Dolls, Blondie and Lou Reed.

10.00 Forged in Fire The Ida, a sword that originated in West Africa. 11.00 Creating Dayak war sword, the Pandat.

10.00 Kim Philby – His Most Intimate Betrayal A look at how the spy escaped detection despite suspicion.

12.00m’t Iron & Fire (HD) 1.00am Forged in Fire 2.00 American Pickers (HD) 4.00 Storage Wars (HD) 5.006.00am Pawn Stars (HD)

11.00 The Two Ronnies Sketchbook 12.20am Classic Soul at the BBC 1.20 New York Rock at the BBC 2.15-3.00am The Sixties

11.00 Lost Land of the Tiger (HD) 12.00m’t-3.00am Hidden India: Triple bill. (HD) 3.00-5.30am Lost Land of the Tiger: Triple bill. (HD) 5.30-6.00am Wild Ones (HD)

SKY VIRGIN +1 hour 530 271

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VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 533 248

Turbo SKY VIRG 524 261

6.00am Food Factory 8.00am-7.00pm Animal 6.00-11.00am An MG Is 7.00-10.00 Extreme Fight Club: Back-to-back Born 11.00 Wheeler Engineering: Triple bill. editions of the series. (HD) Dealers 12.00noon10.00 Strip the City 5.00pm An MG Is Born 7.00-11.00pm Animal 11.00am-7.00pm 5.00pm Wheeler Dealers Fight Club Battles Mythbusters: Back-to6.00 An MG Is Born include a fight between back editions of the series. lionesses and a leopard, 7.00-11.00 An MG Is Born 7.00pm Blowing Up and two brown bears The MGB’s three-part sill History The secrets battling it out on a frozen structure is replaced. behind the construction of Alaskan river. (HD) 7.30 The body of the the Great Pyramid of Giza. 8.00 Two rhinos battle MGB returns from 8.00 Street Science each other and the bead blasters. Kevin explores the a shark fights with a 8.00 The team continues laws of motion. saltwater crocodile. (HD) building up the block, 8.30 Kevin heads to the 9.00 Two male elephants crank and pistons. streets to show how to go tusk to tusk in the 8.30 The gearbox build a vortex cannon. heat, while in frozen undergoes modifications. Alaska, two polar bears 9.00 The handbrake 9.00 Mythbusters: The Search The engage in a brutal battle poses problems. contestants build a spy 9.30 The red leather for territory. (HD) car capable of blinding upholstery is installed. 10.00 Tempers flare for a vehicle in pursuit. 10.00 The exhaust male elephants when develops a problem. water is in short supply, 10.00 Ghost Stalkers 10.30 The project falls while in frozen Alaska, 11.00 Dark Matters behind schedule. two polar bears engage 12.00m’t-5.30am in territorial combat. (HD) 11.00 Wheeler Dealers Mythbusters 5.306.00am How Stuff’s Made 11.00pm-5.00am Animal 12.00m’t-5.00am An MG Is Born 5.00Fight Club: Further backVIRG +1 hour SKY 557 260 to-back editions. (HD) 6.00am Wheeler Dealers

8.00 Classic Soul at the BBC Featuring performances by Aretha Franklin, Al Green, Isaac Hayes and Dusty Springfield.

PBS America SKY VIRG FREESAT 534 276 156 7.00am Deadliest Crash: Disaster at Le Mans 8.15 The Golden Age of Zeppelins 9.00am2.05pm 1945: The Year that Changed the World 2.05pm The Golden Age of Zeppelins 2.50 Incredible Flying Jetpacks 3.50 Deadliest Crash: Disaster at Le Mans 5.05 1945: The Year that Changed the World 7.05-10.10 1945: The Year that Changed the World The impact of the Allies’ victory in Europe. 8.05 A look at the end of the war in the Pacific. 9.05 The months after the end of World War Two. 10.10 Deadliest Crash: Disaster at Le Mans An accident at the 1955 Le Mans 24-hour race. 11.20 Incredible Flying Jetpacks 12.30-1.00am Space Mistakes: How Nasa Failures Furthered Exploration

7.00 Hidden India The Western Ghats mountain range in the south, which shelters some of the greatest biodiversity in the world. (HD) 8.00 Examining the Ganges river, on which hidden beaches provide a haven for thousand of young turtles. (HD) 9.00 Lost Land of the Tiger An expedition to the Himalayas aimed at helping the survival of big cats, including tigers and snow leopards. (HD) 10.00 The team tries to track down tigers throughout Bhutan. (HD)

CI SKY 553 VIRG HD 553/555 275 6.00am Motives & Murders (HD) 8.00 Fatal Vows (HD) 10.00 Deadly Wives (HD) 12.00noon Cold Case Files (HD) 2.00-7.00pm Snapped: Women Who Kill 7.00pm Homicide Hunter Police are stumped for a motive when a star athlete is gunned down. (HD) 8.00 Cold Case Files A forensic dentist helps catch a child killer. (HD) 9.00 I Solved a Murder A woman who became a private investigator. (HD) 10.00 Killers: Behind the Myth The Suffolk Strangler. (HD) 11.00 Prostitute-killer Joel Rifkin. (HD) 12.00m’t Evil Up Close: Double bill. (HD) 2.00am Killers: Behind the Myth (HD) 4.00-6.00am Motives & Murders (HD) SKY +1 hour 554

Saturday

6.00am How It’s Made (HD) 8.00 Extreme Car Hoarders (HD) 9.00 Misfit Garage (HD) 10.00 Fast N’ Loud (HD) 12.00noon Mythbusters (HD) 2.00pm The Last Alaskans (HD) 3.00 The Last Alaskans SERIES FINALE (HD) 4.00 Tanked (HD) 6.00 Auction Hunters: The guys find an antique barber’s chair. (HD) 6.30 A Civil War-era revolver and a set of South African gold coins. (HD)

Saturday

6 May

Documentaries

7 PM

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H2 SKY VIRG 531 273 8.00-11.00am Hitler’s War 11.00 Auschwitz: Journey into Hell 12.00noon3.00pm The Colour of War 3.00pm Weapons at War 5.00 WWII’s Most Daring Raids 6.00 What Really Happened 7.00 Roanoke: Search for the Lost Colony A bid to determine what happened to the colony of Roanoke. 9.00 My Ghost Story: Caught on Camera A wheelchair allegedly moves on its own. 10.00 My Haunted House The case of a teacher stalked by a childlike spirit. 11.00 My Haunted House 12.00m’t Outlaw Chronicles: Hells Angels 1.00am WWII’s Most Daring Raids 2.00 My Ghost Story: Caught on Camera (HD) 3.005.00am My Haunted House: Double bill. (HD)

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6.00am Elstree 1976 7.50 Sadie’s Last Days on Earth 9.40 X-Men: Apocalypse As 5.35pm. 12.05pm Jason Bourne As 8.00pm. 2.15 PREMIERE Keanu As 10.10pm. 4.00 Sausage Party Animation featuring the voice of Seth Rogen. (S) (2016, 15, 89min) ★★ 5.35 X-Men: Apocalypse Sci-fi adventure starring James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender and Jennifer Lawrence. (S) (2016, 12, 144min) ★★★

Sky Family

6.00am Pocahontas 7.30 Zootropolis 9.30 The Jungle Book 11.20 Finding Dory 1.10pm Lady and the Tramp Animated musical. (S) (1955, U, 76min) ★★★★★ 2.35 Lilo & Stitch Animated sci-fi comedy. (S) (2002, U, 85min) ★★★ 4.05 Piper Animated Pixar short. 4.15 Zootropolis Animated comedy. (S) (2016, PG, 108min) ★★★★ 6.15 Finding Dory Animated comedy sequel. (S) (2016, U, 97min) ★★★★

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6.00am Beethoven 7.40 Frog Games 9.20 Snoopy and Charlie Brown: The Peanuts Movie 10.50 Goosebumps 12.40pm Hook As 8.00pm. 3.05 Frog Games Animation. (S) (2013, PG, 88min) ★ 4.35 Snoopy and Charlie Brown: The Peanuts Movie Animated comedy. (S) (2015, U, 90min) ★★★ 6.10 Goosebumps Fantasy adventure starring Jack Black. (S) (2015, PG, 103min) ★★★

6.00am Extraction 7.35 The Legend of Tarzan 9.30 The Mummy 11.40 The Mummy Returns 1.55pm Star Trek Beyond As shown at 8.00pm. 4.00 The Huntsman: Winter’s War Fantasy adventure starring Chris Hemsworth and Jessica Chastain. (S) (2016, 12, 114min) ★★★ 6.00 The Legend of Tarzan Adventure with Alexander Skarsgård, Margot Robbie, Samuel L Jackson and Christoph Waltz. (S) (2016, 12, 110min) ★★★

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8.00 Jason Bourne Action thriller starring Matt Damon. The former CIA operative is drawn out of hiding to uncover more truths about his past. With Tommy Lee Jones, Alicia Vikander and Julia Stiles. (S) (2016, 12, 123min) ★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

10.10 PREMIERE Keanu Action comedy starring Jordan Peele. (S) (2016, 15, 100min) ★★★ See review, page19 SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

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SKY 308 VIRGIN 438 HD 308/335 HD 408 6.00am Ghostbusters: Special 6.30 Back to the Future 8.30 Back to the Future Part II 10.25 Back to the Future Part III 12.30pm The Boss 2.15 The Top Ten Show 2017 2.35 Barbershop: A Fresh Cut 4.35 Welcome to Me Comedy with Kristen Wiig and Tim Robbins. (S) (2014, 15, 85min) ★★★ 6.10 Ghost Town Romantic fantasy comedy starring Ricky Gervais and Téa Leoni. (S) (2008, 12, 102min) ★★★★

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8.00 The Jungle Book Adventure starring Neel Sethi, with the voices of Bill Murray and Idris Elba. A boy raised by animals in the jungle tries to escape a fierce tiger with a grudge against humans. (S) (2016, PG, 104min) ★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

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8.00 Hook Steven Spielberg’s fantasy adventure based on JM Barrie’s Peter Pan, starring Robin Williams and Dustin Hoffman. A middle-aged Peter Pan has to rediscover his former self to save his children from his old enemy, Captain Hook. With Julia Roberts. (S) (1991, U, 140min) ★★

Star Trek Beyond

8.00 Star Trek Beyond Sci-fi adventure starring Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto, Simon Pegg and Idris Elba. After the USS Enterprise is attacked, Kirk, Spock and the crew struggle for survival on an alien planet. (S) (2016, 12, 122min) ★★★★

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12.00m’t Sausage Party Animated comedy, as shown at 4.00pm. 1.40am Tell Me How I Die Thriller starring Virginia Gardner and Nathan Kress. (S) (2016, 15, 107min) ★★ 3.45 Queen of Earth Psychological thriller. (S) (2015, 15, 90min) ★★★★ 5.30-6.00am Guardians of the Galaxy 2: Special The making of the new sci-fi adventure.

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10.00 Tron Sci-fi thriller starring Jeff Bridges. A computer whizz-kid becomes trapped inside a computer program. (S) (1982, PG, 96min) ★★★★ 11.40 The Cat from Outer Space Fantasy comedy starring Ken Berry. (1978, U, 103min) ★★★ 1.35am Shipwrecked Adventure starring Stian Smestad and Gabriel Byrne. (1991, U, 93min) ★★ 3.20 The Gnome Mobile Fantasy adventure starring Walter Brennan. (1967, U, 90min) ★★★ 4.55-6.20am Lady and the Tramp Animated musical, as 1.10pm.

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10.30 The Secret of Moonacre Gothic children’s fantasy adventure with Ioan Gruffudd. (S) (2008, U, 103min) ★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

12.20am Beethoven Comedy starring Charles Grodin and Bonnie Hunt. (S) (1992, U, 87min) ★★★ 2.00 Freaky Friday Family comedy starring Jodie Foster and Barbara Harris. (S) (1976, U, 100min) ★★★★ 3.45 Lassie Family adventure. (S) (2005, PG, 100min) ★★★★ 5.30-6.00am The Good Dinosaur: Sky Movies Special

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10.10 Wild Wild West Western adventure comedy starring Will Smith and Kevin Kline. Two mismatched undercover agents attempt to foil a plot to assassinate the US president. (S) (1999, 12, 106min) ★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

12.05am The Mummy Action adventure starring Brendan Fraser. (S) (1999, 15, 124min) ★★★ 2.20 The Huntsman: Winter’s War Adventure, as shown at 4.00pm. 4.25-6.05am Hell Is for Heroes! World War Two action drama starring Steve McQueen and James Coburn. (S) (1962, b/w, 12, 90min) ★★★

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8.00 The Boss Comedy starring Melissa McCarthy and Kristen Bell. A disgraced entrepreneur looks to launch a comeback with the reluctant help of her former PA. (S) (2016, 15, 89min) ★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

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9.45 Barbershop: A Fresh Cut Comedy starring Ice Cube. The crew at Calvin’s Barbershop comes together to bring some much-needed change to their neighbourhood. (S) (2016, 12, 111min) ★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

11.45 Death at a Funeral Offbeat comedy remake starring Chris Rock. (S) (2010, 15, 88min) ★ 1.25am South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut Animated comedy. (S) (1999, 15, 81min) ★★★★ 2.55 Year One Prehistoric comedy adventure starring Jack Black. (S) (2009, 12, 97min) ★★ 4.40-6.40am Raising Helen Romantic comedy starring Kate Hudson. (S) (2004, PG, 119min) ★★

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6.00am Magic Mike XXL 8.00 Avengers Assemble 10.25 The Age of Adaline 12.25pm Captain America: Civil War As 9.00pm. 2.55 Bad Neighbours 2 As 11.30pm. 4.35 Avengers Assemble Comic-book adventure starring Robert Downey Jr, Chris Evans, Mark Ruffalo and Chris Hemsworth. (S) (2012, 12, 137min) ★★★★

6.00am Army of Darkness: Evil Dead 3 7.50 Guardians of the Galaxy 2: Special 8.20 Robin Hood: Men in Tights 10.20 Serenity 12.35pm The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers 3.35 The Grapes of Wrath Classic drama. (S) (1940, b/w, PG, 128min) ★★★★ 5.55 Serenity Sci-fi adventure. (S) (2005, 15, 119min) ★★★★

6.00am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors 6.40 Bonanza 8.55 Catlow 11.00 Rio Lobo 1.15pm High Noon 3.00 The Law and Jake Wade Western. (1958, U, 86min) ★★★★ 4.45 The Last Challenge Western. (1967, PG, 90min) ★★ 6.40 Bullitt Action thriller with Steve McQueen. (1968, 15, 109min) ★★★★★

6.00am The Breaking Point 7.10 Tate 7.40 Night Ride 9.10 Blind Spot 10.40 Stormy Crossing 12.00noon The Case of the Mukkinese Battle-Horn 12.30pm They Got Me Covered 2.20 Glimpses: Beach Angling In Lowestoft 2.30 The Spaniard’s Curse 4.00 Shadow of the Eagle 5.50 Glimpses: Who’s Crazy 6.00 The Birthday Present

8.00am The Day the Earth Stopped 9.50 Horror Highlights 10.00am3.00pm The 4400 Back-toback episodes. (Series 2) 3.00pm Polar Storm Sci-fi action drama. (2009, PG, 92min) ★★ 4.50 Snow Beast Sci-fi thriller. (2011, 12, 88min) ★★ 6.40 Monster! Thriller starring Tobias Mehler. (1999, 15, 86min) ★★

7.00am The Waltons 9.00 The Slipper and the Rose 12.00noon Agatha Christie’s Sparkling Cyanide Mystery starring Pauline Collins and Oliver Ford Davies. 2.00pm A Caribbean Mystery Murder mystery with Helen Hayes. 4.00 Dallas: The Early Years Prequel to the TV series, starring Larry Hagman. (1986, PG, 135min) ★★

7.00 Ant-Man Superhero adventure starring Paul Rudd. (S) (2015, 12, 117min) ★★★ 9.00 Captain America: Civil War Superhero adventure starring Chris Evans and Robert Downey Jr. (S) (2016, 12, 147min) ★★★★ 11.30 Bad Neighbours 2 Comedy sequel starring Seth Rogen and Zac Efron. (S) (2016, 15, 90min) ★★ 1.10am The Green Mile Supernatural prison drama starring Tom Hanks. (S) (1999, 18, 189min) ★★★★ 4.20-6.00am Horton Hears a Who! Animated adventure. (S) (2008, U, 86min) ★★★★

8.00 Robin Hood: Men in Tights Mel Brooks’s comedy spoof of the Robin Hood legend, starring Cary Elwes. (S) (1993, PG, 102min) ★★ 10.00 Army of Darkness: Evil Dead 3 Comic horror fantasy sequel with Bruce Campbell and Embeth Davidtz. (S) (1992, 15, 86min) ★★★ 11.40 Ninja Assassin Martial arts thriller starring Rain. (S) (2009, 18, 98min) ★★ 1.30am Saturday Night Fever Dance drama starring John Travolta and Barry Miller. (S) (1977, 18, 119min) ★★★★ 3.40-6.00am The Grapes of Wrath As shown at 3.35pm.

9.00 Star Trek: First Contact Sci-fi adventure starring Patrick Stewart. The crew of the Enterprise travels back in time to 21st-century Earth to thwart the Borg. (1996, 12, 110min) ★★★★ 11.20 Pale Rider Western starring Clint Eastwood. A mysterious lone horseman protects a mining settlement against land-grabbers. (1985, 15, 115min) ★★★ 1.40am Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura 3.30-6.05am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors

8.05 Time Is My Enemy Crime drama starring Dennis Price and Renee Asherson. (1954, b/w, PG, 64min) ★★ 9.20 Waverley Steps 10.00 Whirlpool Romantic drama starring Juliette Greco. (1959, PG, 95min) ★★ 11.50 Glimpses: News Thrills of 1942 News stories. 12.00m’t The Life and Death of Colonel Blimp Classic drama starring Roger Livesey. (1943, U, 163min) ★★★★★ 3.10am Kansas City Confidential Action crime drama starring John Payne. (1954, b/w, 12, 98min) ★★ 5.10-6.00am The Rogues

8.30 Tales from the Darkside 9.00 Devil May Call Horror with Corri English and Tyler Mane. (2013, 18, 84min) ★★ 10.40 Horror Highlights 10.50 Daybreakers Futuristic vampire horror starring Ethan Hawke and Willem Dafoe. (2009, 15, 97min) ★★★ 12.45am Cabin Fever: Patient Zero Horror prequel starring Currie Graham and Sean Astin. (2014, 18, 91min) ★★ 2.40-4.30am Last Girl Standing Horror starring Danielle Evon Ploeger. (2015, 15, 91min) ★★

7.00 Dallas: JR Returns Sequel to the long-running TV series, with Larry Hagman. (1996, PG, 90min) ★★ 9.00 The Jazz Singer Remake of the classic Al Jolson talkie, starring Neil Diamond. (1980, PG, 115min) ★★★ 11.00 Convoy Action comedy starring Kris Kristofferson. (1978, 12, 110min) ★★★ 1.00am The Waltons 3.00 Little House on the Prairie Double bill. 5.00-7.00am Just Ask My Children Fact-based drama. (2001, 18, 88min) ★★

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6.00am Dirty Dancing 2: Havana Nights 7.35 The Top Ten Show 2017 7.50 My Girl 9.40 My Girl 2 11.25 Truth 1.35pm My Girl Bitter-sweet comedy starring Dan Aykroyd. (S) (1991, PG, 105min) ★★ 3.25 My Girl 2 Family drama sequel starring Anna Chlumsky. (S) (1994, PG, 99min) ★★ 5.10 The Curious Case of Benjamin Button Whimsical drama starring Brad Pitt. (S) (2008, 12, 159min) ★★★★

10.10 Pretty Woman

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9.00 Moonwalkers Comedy starring Rupert Grint, Ron Perlman and Robert Sheehan. A 1960s band manager tries to con a CIA agent, but ends up helping him with his mission – to fake the moon landing. (S) (2015, 15, 92min) ★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

10.40 Carlito’s Way Brian De Palma’s crime thriller starring Al Pacino and Sean Penn. (S) (1993, 18, 145min) ★★★★

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8.00 Truth Fact-based drama starring Cate Blanchett and Robert Redford. A news producer’s career comes under scrutiny following an investigation into future president George W Bush. (S) (2015, 15, 125min) ★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

10.10 Pretty Woman Romantic comedy with Julia Roberts and Richard Gere. A millionaire businessman and a Hollywood Boulevard prostitute fall in love. (S) (1990, 15, 117min) ★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

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1.10am Rise of the Footsoldier Part II Crime thriller sequel starring Ricci Harnett. (S) (2015, 18, 111min) ★ 3.10 Hostage Action thriller starring Bruce Willis and Kevin Pollak. (S) (2004, 15, 113min) ★★★★ 5.05-6.45am Sam Churchill: Search for a Homeless Man Thriller. (S) (1997, PG, 88min) ★★

12.15am Little Children Dark comedy drama starring Kate Winslet. (S) (2006, 15, 137min) ★★★★ 2.40 Kids in Love Drama starring Will Poulter. (S) (2016, 15, 85min) ★★★ 4.15-6.05am Heaven Knows, Mr Allison Romantic drama starring Deborah Kerr and Robert Mitchum. (S) (1957, PG, 100min) ★★★★

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6.00am Batman Forever 8.15 Victor Frankenstein 10.15 Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials 12.30pm The Conjuring 2: The Enfield Poltergeist As 9.00pm. 2.50 I Am Legend As 11.30pm. 4.45 Victor Frankenstein Gothic horror starring James McAvoy. (S) (2015, 12, 110min) ★★ 6.45 Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials Sci-fi adventure sequel with Dylan O’Brien. (S) (2015, 12, 128min) ★★★

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9.00 The Conjuring 2: The Enfield Poltergeist Horror sequel starring Vera Farmiga and Patrick Wilson. Paranormal investigators battle sinister supernatural forces in London. (S) (2016, 15, 131min) ★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

11.30 I Am Legend Sci-fi horror starring Will Smith and Alice Braga. (S) (2007, 15, 101min) ★★★★ 1.15am Anna Horror starring Elizabeth Rice. (S) (2015, 18, 92min) ★★ 2.55 Darling Horror starring Lauren Ashley Carter and Sean Young. (S) (2015, b/w, 18, 73min) ★★ 4.20-6.30am Batman Forever Comic-book adventure sequel starring Val Kilmer and Jim Carrey. (S) (1995, 12, 121min) ★★★

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9.00am Sony Movie News Extra 9.10 Fly Away Home 11.30 The Remains of the Day 2.15pm French Kiss Romantic comedy with Meg Ryan. (1995, 15, 111min) ★★ 4.25 Steel Magnolias Comedy drama with Sally Field. (1989, PG, 115min) ★★★★ 6.50 Intolerable Cruelty Romantic comedy with George Clooney. (2003, 12, 100min) ★★★

7.00am Love By Chance 9.00 Cup of Love 11.00 Love Under the Stars 1.00pm Love Locks Romantic drama. (2017, PG, 120min) ★★ 3.00 NEW SERIES Karen Kingsbury’s The Bridge 1/2. Romantic drama starring Wyatt Nash. 5.00 Sealed with a Kiss Psychological thriller with C Thomas Howell. (1998, PG, 90min) ★★

6.00am Gunbus 7.50 Nautilus 9.40 Sub-Zero 11.35 Swarmed 1.30pm Stonados Disaster drama with Miranda Frigon. (2013, PG, 90min) ★ 3.20 Arctic Blast Sci-fi thriller starring Michael Shanks. (2010, 12, 93min) ★★ 5.15 Metal Tornado Sci-fi disaster drama starring Lou Diamond Phillips and Greg Evigan. (2011, 15, 86min) ★★

9.00 We Own the Night Crime drama starring Joaquin Phoenix and Mark Wahlberg. (2007, 15, 117min) ★★ 11.20 The Interpreter Political thriller with Nicole Kidman, Catherine Keener, Sean Penn and Jesper Christensen. (2004, 12, 128min) ★★★ 2.05am The General’s Daughter Thriller with John Travolta and Madeleine Stowe. (1999, 18, 116min) ★★★ 4.25-6.00am Canopy Wartime action adventure starring Khan Chittenden. (2013, 12, 84min) ★★

7.00 A Moving Romance Drama with Ambyr Childers, Keegan Allen and Jim O’Heir. (2016, PG, 120min) ★★ 9.00 Romantically Speaking Romantic comedy starring Heather Morris and Teri Polo. (2015, PG, 86min) ★★ 11.00 Taking a Chance on Love Romantic drama with Genie Francis and Ted McGinley. 1.00am Management Romantic comedy starring Jennifer Aniston and Steve Zahn. (2008, 15, 94min) ★★ 3.00-5.00am Be My Valentine Romantic comedy starring William Baldwin. (2013, PG, 90min) ★★

7.10 Super Eruption Disaster drama starring Richard Burgi, MyAnna Buring and Juliet Aubrey. (2011, 15, 89min) ★★ 9.00 Deth on Live Sci-fi thriller starring Taylor Handley, Skyler Day and Kate French. (2013, 15, 107min) ★★ 11.10 Survivor Sci-fi adventure starring Danielle Chuchran. (2014, 15, 89min) ★★ 1.00am The Day Time Ended Sci-fi thriller starring Jim Davis and Dorothy Malone. (1979, 15, 76min) ★ 2.25-4.00am The Body Snatcher Macabre horror movie starring Boris Karloff. (1945, b/w, PG, 79min) ★★★

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6.00am National Lampoon’s Animal House 8.00 Evolution 9.30 Our Little Sister 11.45 Gran Torino 1.45pm Moneyball As 10.00pm. 4.05 Out of Sight Offbeat romantic thriller starring George Clooney and Jennifer Lopez. (S) (1998, 15, 122min) ★★★★ 6.10 Garden State Offbeat comedy drama starring writer-director Zach Braff, with Natalie Portman and Ian Holm. (S) (2004, 15, 102min) ★★★

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■ (HD) denotes HD on Sky or Virgin ■ Films start at 11.00am 11.00am The Rugrats Movie 1.00pm Dr Seuss’ The Lorax Animated comedy. (S) (2012, U, 82min) ★★★ 2.40 Short Circuit Comic fantasy. (S) (1986, PG, 98min) ★★★ 4.40 A Thousand Words Comedy. (S) (2012, 12, 91min) ★★ 6.35 Mrs Doubtfire Comedy. (S) (1993, PG, 125min) ★★★★

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8.00 Gran Torino Drama directed by and starring Clint Eastwood. A bigoted widower is forced to confront his own prejudices after he is reluctantly drawn into the lives of his immigrant neighbours. With Bee Vang, Ahney Her and Christopher Carley. (S) (2008, 15, 116min) ★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

10.00 Moneyball Fact-based sports drama with Brad Pitt and Jonah Hill. A baseball manager discovers an unexpected method of turning around the fortunes of his losing team. (S) (2011, 12, 133min) ★★★★

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9.00 Aliens Sci-fi action blockbuster starring Sigourney Weaver. After 57 years in hyper-sleep Ripley returns to the alien-infested planet with a company of Marines. (S) (1986, 15, 137min) ★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

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7.10am One Hour Photo 8.50 U.S. Marshals 11.05 The Rock 1.25pm Blood Orange Thriller. (S) (2016, 15, 83min) ★★ 2.55 Fast & Furious Action thriller sequel starring Vin Diesel. (S) (2009, 12, 107min) ★★★ 4.55 The Smuggler Comedy drama starring Hugo Weaving. (S) (2014, 15, 103min) ★★★ 6.40 Angels & Demons Mystery thriller starring Tom Hanks and Ewan McGregor. (S) (2009, 12, 138min) ★★

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12.15am Collateral Michael Mann’s thriller starring Tom Cruise and Jamie Foxx. (S) (2004, 15, 120min) ★★★★ 2.20 Honeytrap Drama with Jessica Sula. (S) (2014, 18, 93min) ★★★ 4.05-6.00am Rebel Without a Cause Classic drama starring James Dean. (S) (1955, PG, 111min) ★★★★★

12.05am The Woman in Black: Angel of Death Horror sequel. (S) (2014, 15, 95min) ★★★ 2.00-4.00am American Mary Horror fantasy. (S) (2012, 18, 100min) ★★★

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FILMS SHOWN ON OTHER CHANNELS TONIGHT EVENING (6-10pm) 6.25pm Paul Blart: Mall Cop ITV2 (HD) ★ 6.25pm The Fifth Element 5STAR ★★★★ 6.50pm xXx2: The Next Level SonyTV ★★ 7.00pm Robot Overlords Syfy ★★★ 7.10pm A Daughter’s Nightmare 5USA ★★ 7.35 Keeping Up with the Steins AMC ★★★ 8.15pm A Daughter’s Nightmare 5USA ★★ 8.45pm Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves Channel 5 Action adventure. (HD) ★★ 9.00pm Nightcrawler BBC2 (HD) ★★★★ 9.00pm The Fault in Our Stars Channel 4 Romantic drama. (HD) ★★★ 9.00pm Lethal Weapon 4 ITV4 (HD) ★★★ 9.00pm Hanna E4 (HD) ★★★★ 9.00pm The Equalizer 5STAR ★★★ 9.00pm Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery Comedy Central Extra Comedy starring Mike Myers. (HD) ★★★ 9.00pm Conspiracy Theory Universal Channel Thriller. (HD) ★★ 9.00pm Braveheart SonyTV ★★★★ 9.00pm Demolition Man Dave (HD) ★★★ 9.00pm The Faculty Syfy ★★★ 9.30pm Moonlight Mile AMC ★★★★ 9.45pm The 40 Year Old Virgin ITV Comedy starring Steve Carell. (HD) ★★★★

10pm TILL LATE 11.00pm Jackass 3.5 Comedy Central ★★ 11.10pm Toxin Syfy ★ 11.30 American Gangster ITV4 (HD) ★★★★ 11.35pm Ghost Channel 4 (HD) ★★★★★ 11.35pm Killer Elite 5STAR ★★ 12.10am Flatliners BBC1 (HD) ★★★ 12.35am The Big Kahuna BBC2 (HD) ★★★ 12.45am The Numbers Station SonyTV ★★★ 12.50am Delivery Man ITV2 (HD) ★★★ 1.00am Retreat Syfy ★★★ 3.10am Beyond a Reasonable Doubt Channel 5 Thriller remake. (HD) ★★★ 4.00am Stonehenge Apocalypse Syfy ★

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6.15am A to Z of TV Gardening (S)(R) 7.00 The Instant Gardener (S)(R)(HD) 7.45 Gardeners’ World (S)(R)(HD) 8.15 The Beechgrove Garden (S)(HD) 8.45 Countryfile (S)(R)(HD) 9.45 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites (S)(HD) 11.15 Great British Menu (S)(R)(HD) 12.15pm MOTD2 Extra (S)(HD) 1.00 Natural World (S)(R) 2.00 LIVE Equestrian: Badminton Horse Trials (S)(HD) 4.00 Rowing World Cup From Belgrade. (S)(HD) 5.30 Flog It! (S)(R) (HD) 5.55 FILM The Terminal Steven Spielberg’s comedy drama with Tom Hanks and Catherine Zeta-Jones. (S) (HD)(AD) (2004, 12, 125min) ★★★★

6.15-7.30am The King of Queens (S)(R) 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond (S)(R)(AD) 8.30 Frasier (S)(R) 9.30 Sunday Brunch With guests James Cosmo, Jack Antonoff and Sam Faiers. Plus, music from Will Heard. (S)(HD) 12.30pm NEW SERIES Eat the Week Simon Rimmer gives families culinary advice, beginning with the Barnards, who want more variety in their meals. (S)(HD) 1.30 The Simpsons Double bill. (S)(R)(AD) 2.30 FILM Ghostbusters II Supernatural action comedy sequel starring Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd and Sigourney Weaver. (S) (1989, PG, 130min) ★★★ 4.40 World’s Most Expensive Cars (S)(HD) 5.40 George Clarke’s Old House, New Home Properties in East Sussex and Manchester. (S)(R)(HD)(AD)

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7.00 Escape to Costa Rica

3/6. Jason Manford hosts the game show in which contestants face physical challenges while wearing giant model heads of Victoria Beckham, Winston Churchill, Elton John and will.i.am. (S)(HD)

8.00 NEW SERIES Mexico: Earth’s Festival of Life 1/3. Exploring the country’s wildlife, landscape and culture, starting with the Sierra Madre mountain chain, home to black bears and monarch butterflies. (S)(HD)(AD)

9.00 NEW SERIES Dara and Ed’s Road to Mandalay 1/3. Comedians Dara O Briain and Ed Byrne explore South East Asia, travelling more than 3000 miles from Malaysia to Myanmar. See feature, page16 (S)(HD)(AD)

10.00 FILM PREMIERE Kajaki Fact-based war drama starring David Elliot and Mark Stanley. A group of paratroopers faces death at every step while trying to find a safe route out of a minefield in Afghanistan. (S)(HD) (2014, 15, 100min) ★★★★ See review, page 22 SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANGUAGE ●●●

11.40 FILM The Reluctant Fundamentalist Political thriller based on the best-selling novel by Mohsin Hamid, starring Riz Ahmed and Liev Schreiber. The 9/11 attack on New York changes the life of an ambitious Pakistan-born man. With Kate Hudson. (S)(HD) (2012, 15, 120min) ★★★ 1.40-3.40am Sign Zone: Question Time (S)(R) 2.40 Holby City (S)(R)(AD) 3.40-6.00am Previews (S)(HD)

8.00 The Durrells 3/6. Louisa struggles to adapt to Larry moving out and learns some shocking truths. The younger Durrell children are not sure when their mother’s birthday is – so plan a party anyway. (Series 2) (S)(HD)(AD)

9.00 Grantchester 3/6. The village is rocked by a series of armed robberies. Geordie takes no chances when going to arrest the suspect – but is surprised to discover that the suspect has been murdered. (Series 3) (S)(HD)(AD)

2/3. Gaia Vince visits the exclusion zone of a volcano and discovers how Costa Rica has harnessed one of nature’s most destructive forces to provide electricity. (S)(HD)(AD) ■ Repeated on Tuesday on 4seven

8.00 FILM Captain America: The First Avenger Marvel Comics’ action fantasy starring Chris Evans. A puny Brooklyn youngster tackles Nazi villains after an experimental serum turns him into a super-soldier during World War Two. With Tommy Lee Jones, Hugo Weaving and Hayley Atwell. (S) (HD)(AD) (2011, 12, 145min) ★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANGUAGE ●●●

10.00 ITV News (S) 10.20 Peston on Sunday Political magazine presented by Robert Peston. (S)(R)(HD) 11.20 Premiership Rugby Union Highlights of the final round of top-flight fixtures. (S)(HD) 12.15am Lethal Weapon Homebodies: 10/18. Riggs and Murtaugh get caught up in a drug-dealer turf war. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 1.05 Jackpot247 3.00 Motorsport UK (S)(HD) 3.50 British Superbike Championship Highlights (S)(HD) 4.40 ITV Nightscreen (HD) 5.05-6.00am The Jeremy Kyle Show (S)(SL)(R)(HD)

+1hour

SKY 131

VIRGIN FREEVIEW FREESAT 112 33 114

10.25 FILM Prometheus Ridley Scott’s epic sci-fi prequel to Alien, starring Noomi Rapace, Michael Fassbender and Charlize Theron. (S) (HD)(AD) (2012, 15, 140min) ★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANGUAGE ●●●

12.45am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA (S)(R) 1.35 Millionaires’ Mansions: Designing Britain’s Most Exclusive Homes (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 2.25 The Break Up (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 3.15 KOTV Boxing Weekly (S) 3.40 Gillette World Sport (S) 4.10 Mobil 1 The Grid (S)(R) 4.35 Shipping Wars UK (S)(R)(HD) 5.05-6.00am Location, Location, Location (S)(R)(HD)

+1hour

SKY 135

VIRGIN F’VIEW 13 FREESAT HD 109 121 142

★★★★★ Excellent ★★★★ Very Good ★★★ Good ★★ Average ★ Poor


7 May CHANNEL 5

SKY 105 VIR 105 F’VIEW 5 F’SAT105 HD 105 HD 105

HD 105/171 HD 150

SKY 106 VIRGIN 110 HD 106 /217 HD 109

6.00am Hour of Power (R)(HD) 7.00 Monkey Business (S)(R) (AD) 8.00-9.30 Futurama (S)(R) (AD) 9.30 Supergirl (S)(R)(HD) 10.30 The Flash (S)(R)(HD) 11.30 WWE Raw Hlts (S)(HD) 12.30pm LIVE Nissan Super Sunday The pre-match build-up to Liverpool v Southampton at Anfield. (HD) 1.30 Futurama (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 2.30-6.00 Modern Family Back-toback episodes, including at: 4.00 7/24. Gloria insists on a night of salsa dancing with Jay. (S)(R)(HD) 4.30 8/24. A neighbour’s house burns down. (S)(R)(HD) 5.00 9/24. A former neighbour returns. (S)(R)(HD) 5.30 10/24. The clan organises an ‘express Christmas’. (Series 3) (S)(R)(HD)

LOCAL VARIATIONS BBC1 SCOTLAND

Sky 951, Virgin 862, Freesat 960

11.40pm Sportscene (S)(R)(HD) 12.40am The Women’s Football Show (S)(HD) 1.15 Weather for the Week Ahead (S)(HD) 1.20-6.00am BBC News (S)(HD)

N. IRELAND

Sky 953, Virgin 863, Freesat 957

No variations

WALES

Sky 952, Virgin 864, Freesat 964

No variations

BBC2 SCOTLAND

Sky 970, Freesat 970

5.30pm Landward (S)(R) 6.00 Sportscene (S) 7.00-8.00pm River City (S)(R)

N. IRELAND

Sky 972, Freesat 969

5.00

Journey 2: The Mysterious…

FILM Journey 2: The Mysterious Island (film started at 5.00pm) SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANGUAGE ●●●

7.00 Cricket on 5 Highlights of the second contest in the two-match series between England and Ireland, which took place at Lord’s. (S)(HD)

18/22. Mitch and Cam race to catch a flight. (Series 8) (R)(HD)

6.30-8.00 The Simpsons The Caper Chase: Disappointed in Yale, Mr Burns decides to open his own university. (R)(HD) 7.00 Looking for Mr Goodbart: Bart spends time with Springfield’s grandmothers. (R)(HD) 7.30 Simpson Tide: Homer is fired from the power plant and finds a new job – as the captain of a submarine in the US navy. (R)(HD)

8.00 Wild Things

Action from the final round of regular-season fixtures, including Nottingham Forest v Ipswich Town at the City Ground. (S)(HD) 8.55 News (S)(HD)

9/10. Highlights of the game show hosted by Kate Humble and Jason Byrne in which contestants tackle an obstacle course dressed as woodland creatures. (S)(HD) ■ Repeated tomorrow on Sky2

9.00 When Magic Goes Wrong

9.00 Hawaii Five-0

A compilation of illusions that went spectacularly badly, including stories of magicians’ brushes with death, as well as mishaps involving Dynamo, Paul Daniels and David Blaine. (S)(R)(HD)

10.00 NEW Comedy Gold: TV’s Funniest Ever Sketches Compilation of classic comedy sketches featuring some of TV’s most popular entertainers. (S)(HD)

11.25 Football on 5: The Play-offs Action from the League One play-off semi-finals. (S)(HD) 12.05am FILM Bangkok Dangerous Action thriller starring Nicolas Cage. (S)(HD) (2007, 18, 100min) ★★ 1.45 SuperCasino 3.10 Top 20 Funniest (S)(HD) 4.00 Criminals: Caught on Camera (S)(SL)(R)(HD) 4.50 House Doctor (S)(SL)(R) 5.155.40am Wildlife SOS (S)(SL)(R)

+1hour

SKY VIRGIN FREEVIEW FREESAT 44 128 177 155

NEW EPISODE Puka ’ana (Exodus) 19/25. McGarrett and Kono suspect a young girl may be the victim of a sextrafficking ring. (Series 7) (HD) ■ Repeated on Tuesday

10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles NEW EPISODE 767: 19/24. Callen and Sam go undercover to investigate the murder of an engineer developing a new guided missile destroyer. (Series 8) (S)(HD) ■ Repeated on Wednesday 11.00 NEW Matt Damon Touchscreen (HD) 12.00m’t MacGyver Large Blade: 13/22. Angus and Jack’s helicopter crashes in Kazakhstan. (S)(R)(HD) 1.00am Arrow (S)(R) (HD) 2.00 Legends (S)(R)(HD) 3.00 DC’s Legends of Tomorrow (S)(R) (HD)(AD) 4.00 Stop, Search, Seize (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 5.00-6.00 Ninja Warrior (S)(R)(HD) 5.00-6.00am Stop, Search, Seize (S)(R)(HD)(AD)

+1hour

SKY 130

(S) Subtitles (SL) Signing (R) Repeat (HD) High Definition (AD) Audio Description

WALES

Sky 971, Freesat 971

5.30pm Flog It! (S)(R) 6.00 Scrum V Sunday (S) 6.40 NEW Japan’s Northern Wilderness (S)(AD) 7.30-8.00pm Dad’s Army (S)(R)

ITV No variations

S4C Sky 134, Virgin 166, Freesat 120

6.00am Cyw 8.50 Penblwyddi Cyw 8.55 Pen-Blwydd Pwy? 9.00 Clwb Rygbi 11.15 Dal Ati: Dal Ati: Bore Da 12.15pm Dal Ati: Dal Ati 1.10 Rownd a Rownd (AD) 1.35 Rownd a Rownd (AD) 2.00 LIVE Sgorio 4.30 Ralïo+ 5.00 Pobol y Rhondda 5.30 Pobol y Cwm (AD) 7.20 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 7.30 Dechrau Canu Dechrau Canmol 8.00 Trefi Gwyllt Iolo 8.30 Cofio Gyda Gillian Elisa (AD) 9.00 NEW O’r Galon: Irfon 10.00 Theatr Fawr Felinfach 11.0011.35pm Aled Jones: Fy Nhaith Glasurol

MORE4 SKY 138 VIR147 F’VIEW F’SAT 124 HD 138/231 HD 195 14

HD116/143 HD163 HD 106 HD 107

7.00pm The Birth of British 8.55am Coast vs Country (HD) 9.55 Selling Houses with Music 2/4. The legacy of German composer George Frideric Handel. (HD)

8.00 The Secret Life of the Motorway 2/3. In the 1960s, motorways were exciting, glamorous places opening a world of freedom to drivers. Fans discuss how the network opened new motoring horizons in Britain.

Amanda Lamb (HD)(AD) 11.00 Grand Designs New Zealand (HD) 12.05-2.40pm Come Dine with Me (HD) 2.40-5.25 Four in a Bed (HD) 5.25-8.00 Come Dine with Me (HD)

6.55 Come Dine with Me A hot tub improves moods in Colchester. (HD) 7.30 A vegetarian tries to please her guests by serving them meat. (HD)

9.00 NEW Betroffenheit from Sadler’s Wells Filmed 8.00 Make My Body performance of the awardBetter with Davina winning theatrical production, McCall NEW EDITION which explores themes of trauma, grief and addiction through dance, spoken word, music and puppetry. (HD)

10.50 Seven Ages of Starlight 1/2. An exploration of the stars, as leading scientists reveal their role in the evolution of the universe and how they have helped to shape life on Earth. (HD) 12.20am The Story of Maths: The great unsolved problems of maths. 1.20 The BBC at War: 2/2. The stories of reporters who worked with military units. (HD)(AD) 2.20-3.20am Britain’s Nuclear Secrets: Inside Sellafield (SL)

An asthmatic women is given new medical treatment – then challenged to master an ice-skating routine. (HD)

9.00 Father Ted (HD)(AD) 10.05 Sarah Millican: Thoroughly Modern Millican Live From the Hammersmith Apollo. (HD) 11.10 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown (HD) 12.15am A Very British Brothel (HD) 1.15 Make My Body Better with Davina McCall (HD) 2.20 Man Down (HD)(AD) 3.204.00am 8 Out of 10 Cats (HD)

+1hour

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 139 196 86 125

ITV2

E4

SKY 118 VIR115 F’VIEW F’SAT 113 6 HD 118/225 HD 176

SKY 136 VIR144 F’VIEW F’SAT HD136/202 HD 145 28 122

6.00am Totally Bonkers Guinness 6.00am Couples Come Dine with World Records (HD) 6.25 Me (HD) 6.55 Hollyoaks (HD) Emmerdale (SL)(HD) 8.50 (AD) 9.25 Made in Chelsea Coronation Street (SL)(HD)(AD) (HD) 10.30 The Goldbergs (HD) 11.20 Take Me Out (HD) (AD) 12.00noon Black-ish (HD) (AD) 12.30pm Baby Daddy 12.40pm FILM Mr Magorium’s (HD) 1.00 Kevin Can Wait (AD) Wonder Emporium: Fantasy. Includes FYI Daily at 1.40. (HD) 1.30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine (HD) (AD) (2007, U, 90min) ★★★ (AD) 2.00 New Girl (AD) 2.30 2.30 FILM Miss Congeniality 2: Rude(ish) Tube Shorts 2.40 The Armed and Fabulous: Comedy. Big Bang Theory (HD)(AD) Includes FYI Daily at 3.30. (HD) 4.40 FILM The Spy Next Door: (AD) (2005, 12, 113min) ★★ Action comedy. (HD) (2010, PG, 4.45 Britain’s Got Talent (HD) 94min) ★★ 6.30-8.00 The Big Bang Theory (HD)(AD) 6.00 Britain’s Got More

Talent Stephen Mulhern hosts the companion show to the talent competition. (HD)

7.05 FILM Evan Almighty Fantasy comedy sequel starring Steve Carell. A newly elected US congressman becomes a modern-day Noah when God chooses him to build an ark. Includes FYI Daily at 8.05. (HD)(AD) (2007, PG, 95min) ★★

9.00 Take Me Out – The Gossip NEW EDITION Following the gang on a big night out. (HD)

8.00 The Big Bang Theory 1/24. Penny struggles with Leonard’s confession. (Series 9) (HD)(AD) 8.30 22/24. Penny’s ex-boyfriend offers her a new job. (Series 10) (HD)(AD)

9.00 Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. NEW EPISODE Self Control: 15/22. The covert organisation is infiltrated by Life Model Decoys, leaving the team members uncertain over whether they can trust one another. (Series 4) (HD)(AD)

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8.00 Football on 5: The Championship

10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles

6.00 Modern Family

11.40pm Sunday Politics Northern Ireland (S) (R) 12.05-1.40am FILM Drive (S) (2011, 18, 95min) ★★★★★

BBC4 SKY 116 VIR107 F’VIEW 9 F’SAT110

Sunday

5.40-9.55am Milkshake! 9.55am Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Animation. (S)(R) 10.30 Football on 5: Goal Rush Action from League Two. (S)(R)(HD) 10.55 Caught on Camera The use of CCTV to fight crime. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 11.25 Police Interceptors (S)(R)(HD) 1.20pm FILM Cats & Dogs Comedy fantasy featuring Tobey Maguire. (S) (2001, PG, 115min) ★★★★ 3.00 Puppies Make You Laugh Out Loud Comedy clips. (S)(R)(HD) 4.00 Cats Make You Laugh Out Loud 3 Compilation of videos. (S)(R)(HD) 5.00 FILM Journey 2: The Mysterious Island Fantasy adventure sequel starring Dwayne Johnson. (S)(HD) (2012, PG, 120min) ★★★

SKY1

Sunday

10.00 Tattoo Fixers

10.00 Family Guy Saturated

Jay encounters his number one fan. (SL)(HD)(AD) Fat Guy: 16/20. Peter opens up his own food truck 11.00 Tattoo Fixers (SL)(HD)(AD) business. (Series 15) (HD)(AD) 12.05am Rude Tube: Love

Best for Sky and Virgin

10.30 Family Guy (HD)(AD) 11.30 American Dad! (HD)(AD) 12.25am The Cleveland Show (HD)(AD) 1.25 The Vampire Diaries (HD)(AD) 2.15-2.25am Jonas Blue: The Hot Desk (HD)

+1hour

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 180 116 27 114

Bytes (HD) 1.10 First Dates (HD)(AD) 2.15 E4’s Tattoo Artist of the Year (HD)(AD) 3.05 Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (HD)(AD) 3.50-6.00am Hollyoaks (SL)(HD)(AD)

+1hour

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 137 146 29 123

TV&Satellite Week 45


SUNDAY

Sky Atlantic

Sky Living

SKY 108 HD 108/222

SKY 107 VIRGIN 112 HD 111 HD 107/221

Sunday

6.00-8.00am House Hunters International: Back-to-back editions of the series. 8.00 Sportswomen (HD) 8.30 Border Security USA (HD) 9.30am-1.00pm Nothing to Declare: Back-to-back editions of the documentary series. 1.00pm The Biggest Loser USA (HD) 2.00-6.00 UK Border Force: Back-to-back editions of the series. (HD) 6.00 Million Dollar Listing: Miami (HD)

6.00am Networks of Power with Sir Christopher Meyer: Double bill. (HD) 8.00am1.00pm The West Wing: Back-to-back episodes. (Series 1&2) (HD) 1.00pm House: Double bill. (HD) 3.00-7.00 Blue Bloods: Backto-back episodes, including at: 5.00 Burning Bridges: 3/22. (HD) 6.00 Excessive Forces: 4/22. Danny is charged with using excessive force. (Series 5) (HD)

7.00am Butterflies 7.40 One Foot in the Grave: Christmas special from 1990. Victor refuses to buy any presents. 9.05am-7.00pm Only Fools and Horses: Back-to-back episodes of the sitcom, including at: 3.40pm The Trotters dabble in the diamond import business. 5.40 Uncle Albert has a nasty fall. 6.20 Rodney aspires to be a pop star, but Del Boy ruins his chances.

ITV3

ITV4

SKY 119 VIR117 F’VIEW F’SAT HD119/263 HD 177 10 115

SKY 120 VIR118 F’VIEW F’SAT HD120/268 HD 178 24 117

7.10am Traffic Cops 9.00 Top Gear 10.00 Steve Austin’s Broken Skull Challenge 11.00 Traffic Cops: Double bill. 1.00pm Lizard Lick Towing: Double bill. 2.00-4.00 Deadly 60: Back-to-back editions of the series. 4.00-7.00 Top Gear: The dubious accolade for the worst-handling car is awarded. 5.00 The team undertakes a wintry challenge. 6.00 With guest Sebastian Vettel.

6.00am Goodbye Mr Chips: Drama. 7.50 Heartbeat: Double bill. 9.55 Murder, She Wrote: Double bill. (HD) 12.00noon Columbo: Suitable for Framing: Murder mystery with Peter Falk. (HD) 1.40pm A Touch of Frost: Private Lives. 3.45 Foyle’s War: A Lesson in Murder: A conscientious objector dies in police custody. 5.55 Midsomer Murders: Vixen’s Run: A dead aristocrat’s will goes missing.

6.00am Barcelona’s European Glory (HD) 6.10 Storage Wars: Double bill. (HD) 7.00-10.15 Pawn Stars: Back-to-back editions. (HD) 10.15 The Classic Car Show (HD) 11.15 LIVE British Touring Car Championship: Coverage of round three from Thruxton. (HD) 6.20pm Football Rivalries (HD) 6.30 Pawn Stars: The team examines a collection of trainers. (HD)

7.00 America’s Next Top Model 14/15. The contestants take on a make-up challenge, before a photo shoot for a cosmetics company. (HD) 8.00 Blindspot Regard a Mere Mad Rager: 19/22. Jane and Weller go undercover on a scavenger hunt run by hackers. (Series 2) (HD)

7.00 Blue Bloods Loose Lips: 5/22. Frank faces a political scandal when insensitive comments made by Henry are leaked to the press. (HD) 8.00 Most Wanted: 6/22. Frank and Danny try to convict a criminal who has repeatedly managed to avoid a string of murder charges. (Series 5) (HD)

7.00-9.00 Only Fools and Horses The Trotters dog-sit while Boycie and Marlene go on holiday. 7.40 Del Boy pays a stripper to accompany Rodney to a party at the Nag’s Head. 8.20 Del sees a chance to make a quick profit involving Denzil’s redundancy money.

7.00 Motorway Cops Police officers clear the road following a fatal head-on collision in Birmingham. (HD) 8.00 Traffic Cops An 18-year-old is left in a life-threatening condition after her car hits a tree. (HD)

8.00 Royal Stories Examining the life of Prince Charles. (HD) 8.30 Samantha Bond looks at the life of Diana, Princess of Wales. (HD)

7.00 Fishing Impossible The guys head to Laos in search of the devil catfish, which is feared and revered in equal measure. (HD) 8.00 Premiership Rugby Union Highlights of the final round of top-flight fixtures, including Wasps v Saracens, and Bristol v Newcastle Falcons. (HD)

9

9.00 Criminal Minds True North: 19/22. The agents investigate when three victims are found tied to stakes out in the Arizona desert. (Series 12) (HD)

9.00 Cameraman to the Queen Royal cameraman Peter Wilkinson films the Queen at key engagements over the course of one year. (HD)

9.00 Car Wars Dragoon officer Steve is forced to take drastic action as he tackles a dangerous driver near Newcastle-upon-Tyne.

10.00 Elementary Fly Into a Rage, Make a Bad Landing: 21/24. Holmes searchs for Chantal’s attacker. (Series 5) (HD)

9.00-11.00 Mrs Brown’s Boys Agnes goes on a diet following comments about her weight. 9.40 Agnes fears her family is planning to send her to a nursing home. 10.20 Agnes tries to make friends with Dermot’s mother-in-law.

9.00 Live at the Apollo Omid Djalili hosts the stand-up show, introducing routines by Julian Clary and Reginald D Hunter. (HD)

10

9.00 Real Time with Bill Maher NEW EDITION The host invites three guests from different parts of the political spectrum to discuss the week’s events. (HD)

10.00 Taskmaster 2/8. With Hugh Dennis, Joe Lycett, Lolly Adefope, Mel Giedroyc and Noel Fielding. (HD)

10.00 Law & Order: UK Hidden: 2/6. The body of a missing 10-year-old girl is found. (Series 2) (HD)

10.00 FILM Unforgiven Clint Eastwood’s Western. Includes FYI Daily at 11.00. (HD) (1992, 15, 130min) ★★★★★

12.40am British Superbike Championship Highlights: From Oulton Park. (HD) 1.452.45am BRDC Formula 3 Championship Highlights (HD)

8 PM

PM

PM

9.00

Dave SKY 111 VIRGIN 127 F’VIEW 12 HD111/246 HD 194

11.00 I’m Alan Partridge

PM

America’s Next…

GOLD SKY VIRGIN 110 124

Real Time with Bill…

7

7.00

Entertainment

11.00 Crackanory

9.00

Cameraman to …

Midsomer Murders (started at 5.55pm)

11.00 Shades of Blue (HD) 12.00m’t Criminal Minds (HD) 2.00am Madam Secretary (HD) 3.00 Elementary (HD) 4.00-6.00am UK Border Force (HD)

10.10 Veep (HD) 10.45 The Trip to Spain (HD) 11.20 Billions (HD) 12.30am Guerrilla (HD) 1.30 Westworld (HD) 2.40 The Borgias (HD) 3.40 Girls (HD) 4.10-6.00am Networks of Power with Sir Christopher Meyer (HD)

11.00 I’m Alan Partridge 12.20am The Thick of It 1.00 The League of Gentlemen 1.40 Human Remains 2.15 Bill Hicks – One Night Stand 2.55-4.00am Nighty Night

11.00 Crackanory 11.40 Room 101: Double bill. 1.00am QI XL (HD) 2.00 Taskmaster 2.50-4.00am QI XL (HD)

11.00 Law & Order: UK (HD) 12.05am Wire in the Blood: Double bill. 2.05 Lewis (HD) 3.45-5.30am May the Best House Win (HD)

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 122 140

+1 hour SKY 170

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 166 190

VIRGIN F’VIEW +1 hour SKY 211 214 79

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 193 174

Real Lives SKY VIRG 172 160 6.00am-2.00pm 60 Minute Makeover: Back-to-back editions. 2.00-4.00pm Border Security: Australia’s Front Line 4.00-7.00 Border Security: Canada’s Front Line: Back-to-back editions of the series. 7.00 Highway Patrol Following Australia’s traffic enforcers 8.00 Border Security: Canada’s Front Line The work of the Canada Border Services Agency. 9.00 A Haunting A family forced out of its home by unexplained noises. 10.00 A woman claims her new home is haunted by a man who died there. 11.00 Sexcetera 1.00am Eurotrash: The Sexy Bits 2.00 A Haunting 4.00-6.00am 60 Minute Makeover VIRG +1 hour SKY 173 207

46 TV&Satellite Week

Sky2 SKY VIRG 129 121 6.00am Greggs: More Than Meats the Pie 8.00 The Best of Nothing to Declare 9.00am2.00pm Farscape: Back-to-back episodes. 2.00-7.00pm Stargate SG-1: Back-to-back episodes. (Series 4&5) 7.00 Supergirl Ace Reporter: 18/22. Kara’s questions about Jack Spheer’s discovery end up putting everyone in danger. (Series 2) 8.00 The Flash The Once and Future Flash: 19/23. Barry travels to 2024 in the hope of discovering Savitar’s identity. (Series 3) 9.00 Arrow Dangerous Liaisons: 19/23. (Series 5) 10.00 The Force: Manchester 12.00m’t Hawaii Five-0 1.00am NCIS: Los Angeles 2.00 Most Shocking 3.00 Road Wars 4.006.00am Danger Dogs

Pick SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 152 123 11 144

10.00 Unforgiven

SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

E! SKY 151 VIRG HD 151/239 156

F’SAT 116

Comedy Central

ITV Be

SKY 112 VIRG 132 HD 112/205 HD 181

SKY VIR 119 F’VIEW F’SAT 179 HD 179 26 118

SKY VIRGIN +1 hour 206 175

F’SAT 155

ITV Encore SKY 123 HD 123/269

6.00am Nothing to Declare 7.00-9.00 Motorway Patrol 9.00 Fat Families: Second Helpings 11.00 The Biggest Loser USA 12.00noon Animal Saints and Sinners 1.006.00pm Monkey Business 6.00pm Monkeys: An Amazing Animal Family 7.00 Border Security: America’s Front Line 8.00 Air Rescue 9.00 The Hunt for the Shoe Rapist Examining how police caught a serial rapist in Rotherham. 10.00 Britain’s Most Evil Killers The case of serial killer Peter Tobin. 11.00 Real Prison Breaks 12.00m’t Police 10/7 1.00am Road Wars 3.00 Most Daring 4.006.00am Highway Patrol

7.00am News 8.00am12.00noon Keeping Up with the Kardashians 12.00noon News 1.00-6.00pm Keeping Up with the Kardashians 6.00 Total Divas NEW EDITION Eva Marie enjoys her suspension in the tropics. 7.00 News Showbiz news. 8.00 Keeping Up with the Kardashians After a fight between Rob and Chyna, the sisters feel a duty to protect their brother. 9.00 NEW EDITION Reality show following the exploits of socialite Kim Kardashian West. 10.00pm-1.00am Wags Miami 1.00am Keeping Up with the Kardashians 1.30 Teleshopping 2.30 Keeping Up with the Kardashians 3.30 News 4.30-5.00am Keeping Up with the Kardashians

8.00am Wipeout USA (HD) 9.00-11.00 The Middle (HD) 11.00am2.00pm The Fresh Prince of Bel Air 2.00-7.00pm Friends (Series 2&3) (HD) 7.00 FILM Marley & Me Comedy drama starring Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson. (HD) (2008, PG, 115min) ★★★ 9.00 FILM Miss Congeniality Comedy thriller starring Sandra Bullock. (HD) (2000, 12, 109min) ★★★★ 11.00 FILM Bedazzled: Fantasy comedy remake with Brendan Fraser. (HD) (2000, 12, 93min) ★★ 12.45-2.10am Impractical Jokers: Triple bill. (HD) 2.10 Detroiters (HD) 3.05 South Park: Double bill. (HD) 3.50-5.00am Bob’s Burgers (HD)

8.00am The Millionaire Matchmaker (HD) 9.00 The Bachelor USA 11.00 Million Dollar Listing: NYC NEW EDITION (HD) 12.00noon Sam Faiers: The Mummy Diaries (HD) 1.00-5.00pm The Real Housewives of Orange County (HD) 5.00 Don’t Be Tardy NEW EDITION (HD) 5.25 The Only Way Is Essex: Double bill. (HD) 7.00 The Bachelor USA NEW EDITION Chris is reunited with the 17 girls he rejected. (HD) 9.00 The Real Housewives of Atlanta NEW EDITION The ladies discuss the events of series seven. (HD) 10.00 Botched (HD) 11.00 The Real Housewives of Cheshire (HD) 12.00m’t-12.55am Atlanta Plastic (HD)

6.00-8.40am Always and Everyone 8.40 Maigret 9.40 The Ruth Rendell Mysteries 10.40 Peak Practice 11.45 Heartbeat 2.00pm Upstairs, Downstairs 3.05 Island at War 4.35 Crime Stories (HD) 5.40 Agatha Christie’s Poirot (HD) 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot The Adventure of the Western Star. 9.00 Home Fires 4/6. Steph hides a secret that threatens the farm. (Series 1) (HD) 10.00 Harlots 6/8. Margaret is delighted when Howard offers to be Lucy’s keeper. (HD) 11.05 The Good Karma Hospital (HD) 12.05am The Americans (HD) 1.05-4.05 Tina & Bobby (HD) 4.05-5.55am Upstairs, Downstairs

F’SAT +1 hour SKY 163 145

+1 hour SKY 229

VIRG +1 hour SKY 127 133

SKY VIRG F’SAT +1 hour 207 120 119

SKY +1 hour 208

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7 May Alibi

SKY 114 VIRGIN 135 HD 114/201 HD 165

7.10am Sue Thomas: F.B.Eye 8.00 Dalziel & Pascoe: As 3.00pm. 10.00 Judge John Deed: As 5.00pm. 12.00noon The Doctor Blake Mysteries (HD) 1.00pm Murdoch Mysteries (HD) 2.00 Father Brown (HD) 3.00 Dalziel & Pascoe: For Love Nor Money: A retired detective is found dead. 5.00 Judge John Deed: Political Expediency: The maverick judge faces a moral dilemma.

Judge John Deed

6.00am FILM Bermuda Tentacles (2014, 12, 86min) ★★ 8.00 Teleshopping 11.00 FILM Apocalypse Pompeii (2014, 15, 87min) ★ 12.40pm FILM Under the Mountain (2009, 12, 90min) ★★★ 2.30 FILM Robot Overlords: Sci-fi adventure. (2014, 12, 90min) ★★★ 4.30 FILM 10,000 Days (2014, 12, 87min) ★ 6.30 FILM LadyHawke: Adventure. (HD) (1985, PG, 118min) ★★★★

11.00 Drag Me to Hell

7.00 Death in Paradise 2/8. A nun is found dead in a smoke-filled room. Guest stars Kenneth Cranham and Patrick Baladi. (Series 2) (HD) 8.00 Father Brown The Kembleford Boggart: Tensions mount against the travellers in Kembleford. (HD)

Universal

6.10am Countryside 999 (HD) 7.00 Beverly Hills Pawn (HD) 7.30 My Dream Home (HD) 8.30am-1.10pm Celebrity MasterChef: Triple bill. (HD) 1.10pm FILM Free Willy: Family adventure starring Jason James Richter. (HD) (1993, U, 112min) ★★★★ 3.20 FILM Spy Kids 3: Game Over: Comedy adventure with Daryl Sabara. (HD) (2003, U, 84min) ★★★ 5.00-7.00 Outnumbered: Triple bill. (HD)

10.00 Doctor Foster

6.00am Royal Pains: Ganging Up: 13/13. Hank and Evan search for Emma. (Series 6) (HD) 7.00 Teleshopping 8.00am-12.00noon Major Crimes: Back-to-back episodes. (Series 1) (HD) 12.00noon-7.00pm NCIS: Back-to-back episodes, including at: 6.00pm Enigma: 15/23. Gibbs’s former commanding officer goes on the run after being accused of murder. (Series 1) (HD)

9.00

Sky Arts SKY 121 VIRGIN 122 HD 121/223 HD 206

SKY 124 VIRGIN 157 HD 124/188 HD 199 8.00am Cops: Double bill. (HD) 9.00am-2.00pm NCIS: Back-to-back episodes of the crime drama. (Series 12) (HD) 2.00-7.00 The Closer: Back-to-back episodes, including at: 4.00pm Walking Back the Cat: 4/15. (HD) 5.00 Half Load: 5/15. A reformed gang member is murdered. (HD) 6.00 Tapped Out: 6/15. The team investigates the death of an internet dating legend. (Series 5) (HD)

Chicago Med

6.00am Highlights8.00 Tales of the Unexpected 9.00 Discovering: William Holden (HD) 10.00 BST Hyde Park Concerts 2016 (HD) 12.00noon Tate Britain’s Great British Walks (HD) 1.00pm Tales of the Unexpected: 2.00 Fake! The Great Masterpiece Challenge (HD) 3.00 André Rieu: Romance (HD) 5.00 Tales of the Unexpected 6.00 Discovering: Barbara Stanwyck (HD)

10.00 Family Guy

8.00

Live from the…

7.00 One Born Every Minute Featuring a teenager who did not know she was expecting until she was six months pregnant. 8.00 Dr Christian Will See You Now Dr Christian Jessen helps a woman whose polycystic ovaries have caused fertiity problems.

7.00 NCIS Bete Noire: 16/23. Ducky, Gerald and Kate are taken hostage by a member of a terrorist organisation. (Series 1) (HD) 8.00 Chicago Justice Dead Meat: The murder of a police officer who was involved in a secret deal brings up unfinished business for Stone. (HD)

7.00 NCIS What Lies Above: McGee’s flat is raided by a robber seeking to locate an item of value hidden there by a previous occupant. (HD) 8.00 MIA: The team aims to fulfil a sailor’s dying wish by reopening a murder case originally ruled as an accidental death. (Series 14) (HD)

7.00 The Sistine Chapel Choir One of the oldest religious choirs in the world give a seasonal performance at Vatican City. (HD) 8.00 Live from the Artists Den NEW EDITION 5/6. Featuring The National. (HD)

9.00 John Bishop: In Conversation with Jason Manford 8/10. John is joined by his long-time friend and fellow comedian Jason Manford.

9.00 Chicago Med NEW EPISODE Deliver Us: Dr Rhodes comes to the aid of a cancer patient’s mother. (Series 2) (HD)

9.00 Bull Name Game: 17/22. The legal consultant takes on a corrupt bank. (HD)

9.00 NEW Motorhead at Wacken Open Air 2011 The heavy rock band’s performance at the German festival. (HD)

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10.00 Doctor Foster 5/5. Gemma carefully plans her final act of revenge.

10.00 Family Guy Brian discovers that the cure for cancer is being kept secret. (HD)

11.00 Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries (HD) 12.00m’t Dalziel & Pascoe 2.00am The Doctor Blake Mysteries (HD) 2.50-4.00am Murdoch Mysteries: As 9.00pm. (HD)

11.00 FILM Drag Me to Hell (2009, 15, 94min) ★★★ 1.00am FILM Red: Werewolf Hunter (2010, 15, 88min) ★★ 2.50 Fact or Faked: Paranormal Files 4.006.00am FILM Asteroid v Earth (2014, 15, 91min) ★

10.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit NEW EPISODE Real Fake News. (Series 18) (HD)

11.20 Louis Theroux: America’s Most Dangerous Pets (HD) 12.20am Outnumbered (HD) 1.00-3.00am Code Black: Double bill. (Series 1) (HD)

11.00 FILM Conspiracy Theory: Thriller starring Mel Gibson. (1997, 15, 135min) ★★ 1.40am Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (HD) 3.20-6.00am Numb3rs (HD)

10.30 Family Guy (HD) 11.30pm-1.00am American Dad! (HD) 1.00am Family Guy (HD) 2.00 American Dad! (HD) 3.00 Family Guy 4.005.00am American Dad! (HD)

SKY VIRGIN +1 hour 226 130

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 194 136

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 213 131

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 150 138

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 165 158

9.00 Murdoch Mysteries Painted Ladies: 7/18. A man’s body is found in a swan-shaped boat on a lake. (Series 10) (HD) 10.00 The Doctor Blake Mysteries The Visible World: 8/8. (Series 4) (HD)

FILM LadyHawke (film started at 6.30pm)

FOX

SKY 113 VIRGIN 137 HD 113/204 HD 164

SKY 109 VIRGIN 125 HD 109/245 HD 191

SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

9.00 FILM Idiocracy Satirical comedy starring Luke Wilson. An army private awakens from a hibernation experiment to discover that he is the smartest guy in the world. With Maya Rudolph. (HD) (2006, 15, 84min) ★★

10.15 FILM Anvil! The Story of Anvil: Music documentary. (HD) (2008, 15, 90min) ★★★★ 11.50 The Legacy (HD) 1.05am Pet Shop Boys – Live at the O2 (HD) 2.00 Trailblazers: Acid House (HD) 2.00 Trailblazers: 80s Pop (HD) 3.00 Trailblazers: Acid House (HD) 4.00 Soundbreaking: (HD) 5.00-6.00am Parkinson: Masterclass (HD)

CBS Action

CBS Drama

4Seven

5USA

5STAR

True Ent

Drama

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 148 192 64 137

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 149 197 71 134

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 140 143 110/47 127

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 174 153 21 129

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 176 151 30 131

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 183 189 61 142

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 158 128 20 158

8.30am Tomorrow’s World 9.00am-2.00pm Diagnosis Murder: Back-to-back episodes. 2.00pm Touched by an Angel 4.00 Dr Quinn: Medicine Woman: Double bill. 6.00 Buffalo Girls 8.00 The High Chaparral Sangre: 16/18. Big John recalls all of the hands to the ranch. (Series 4) 9.00 NCIS: Los Angeles Borderline: 3/24. The team tries to find the culprit behind an ambush on a vehicle transporting Marines in the desert. 10.00 Special Delivery: 4/24. A Marine is found murdered in a car park minus a hand. (Series 2) 11.00pm-2.00am NCIS: Los Angeles: Triple bill. 2.00am Ultimate Force 4.05-6.00am Thunder in Paradise: Double bill.

7.30am The Key of David 8.00 Teleshopping 9.00am-2.00pm Matlock: Back-to-back episodes. (Series 5&6) 2.00-7.00 Unsolved Mysteries: Back-to-back editions, including at: 6.00pm The strange fates of a prison system director and a man suffering from amnesia. 7.00-10.00 Judge Judy Back-to-back editions of real-life small-claims cases on issues affecting family life, presided over by former New York judge Judy Sheindlin. 10.00 Cheaters Hidden camera footage gathered by private investigators exposes unfaithful partners. 11.00pm-3.00am Cheaters: Back-to-back editions. 3.00-5.00am It’s a Miracle with Roma Downey: Double bill.

9.00am A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun (HD) 10.00 A Place in the Sun: Summer Sun (HD) 11.00 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun (HD) 12.00noon A Place in the Sun: Home or Away (HD) 1.00pm Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 3.00 Ramsay’s Hotel Hell (HD) 4.00 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away (HD) 6.00 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun (HD) 7.00 A Place in the Sun: Summer Sun (HD) 8.00 The Restoration Man (HD) 9.00 One Born Every Minute (HD) 10.00 Gogglebox (HD) 12.05am Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners (HD) 1.05 My Online Nightmare (HD) 2.00 Confessions of a Junior Doctor (HD) 2.55 Big House, Little House (HD) 3.50 Shipping Wars UK (HD) 4.15-4.50am Travel Man: 48 Hours in Vienna (HD)

9.00am FILM Heart of the Country: Drama. (2013, PG, 87min) ★ 10.35 CSI 11.35 CSI: Miami 12.35pm Columbo: Death Lends a Hand 2.10 Columbo: A Friend In Deed 4.20 Columbo: Blueprint for Murder 6.00 NCIS: New Orleans 7.00 NCIS: New Orleans 8.00 NCIS Crescent City – Part One: 18/24. The body of a former agent washes ashore in New Orleans. (Series 11) 9.00 CSI: NY The Deep: 2/21. The bodies of two scuba divers are found in the East River. 10.00 You Only Die Once: 3/21. Mac confides in Flack. (Series 4) 11.00pm-4.00am Law & Order: Special Victims Unit: Back-to-back episodes. (Series 4)

8.00am Dance Moms 8.45-10.30 8 Simple Rules 10.30am-4.00pm My Wife and Kids 4.00pm Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 5.00 Can’t Pay Special: Big Family Bust Up 6.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 8.00 Benefits Britain: Life on the Dole People living on state welfare in Hull. 9.00 Benefits: Yorkshire Dole People living on state welfare in Yorkshire. 10.00 On Benefits: Got Talent? Unemployed fame-hungry hopefuls. 11.00 You’re the Worst NEW EPISODE 11.30 Idiotsitter 12.00m’t South Park 1.00am Top 20 Funniest 1.50 South Park 2.15 That ’70s Show 3.05 American Horror Story: Asylum 3.50-4.00am Access

6.00am Murder, She Wrote 8.00am-1.00pm Touched by an Angel: Back-to-back episodes. 1.00pm The Avengers 3.00 The Prisoner: Double bill. 5.00 The Persuaders! Double bill. 7.00-9.00 M*A*S*H 20/26. Radar falls in love. 7.30 21/26. The unit must evacuate the camp. 8.00 22/26. Colonel Flagg spies on Hawkeye. 8.30 23/26. Hawkeye takes drastic action against a colonel. (Series 7) 9.00 Elvis: The Early Years 2/2. Conclusion of the rock ‘n’ roll biopic, with Jonathan Rhys Meyers. 11.00 Taggart: A Death Foretold. 12.30am M*A*S*H 1.00-3.00am FILM Home Fires Burning: Wartime drama. (1989, PG, 96min) ★★★

7.05am Steptoe and Son 8.00-11.00 The Bill: Triple bill. 11.00am3.40pm Bleak House: Back-to-back episodes. 3.40pm Catherine Cookson’s A Dinner of Herbs 6.40 Call the Midwife: 4/8. Sister Winifred promotes safe sex among the local prostitutes. (Series 4) 8.00 The Red Tent NEW EPISODE 2/4. Drama about the 12 tribes of Israel, as told through the eyes of Jacob’s only daughter Dinah. Stars Minnie Driver. 9.00 Silent Witness Trust: The murders of two women force Jack to lock horns with an old flame, while Leo has to prove his old pathologist mentor made a mistake. 11.20 Spooks 1.45am Call the Midwife 3.004.00am The Red Tent

+1 hour F’VIEW 90

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 219 185 56 130

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 190 186 55 132

F’SAT +1 hour SKY 184 153

Sunday

5.00

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Syfy

SKY 132 VIRGIN 126 HD 132/247 HD 200

Sunday

7 PM

8 PM

9 PM

10 PM

TV&Satellite Week 47


SUNDAY AMC SKY 192 HD 192/276

Sunday

Programmes start at 5pm.

5.00pm FILM Falling in Love Romantic drama with Meryl Streep and Robert De Niro. (1984, PG, 107min) ★★★ 7.10 FILM The Final Cut Sci-fi thriller starring Robin Williams and Mira Sorvino. (2004, 12, 90min) ★★★ 9.00 Manhattan Tangier: 11/13. An overseas development reinvigorates the hunt for a spy on the Hill. (Series 1) 10.00 Fear the Walking Dead Do Not Disturb: 10/15. Alicia meets a lonely woman with a bloody past. (Series 2) 11.00 FILM Big Fish: Director Fantasy drama starring Ewan McGregor. (2003, PG, 123min) ★★★ 1.35am Manhattan 2.30 Fear the Walking Dead 3.30-5.30am FILM Clue: Comedy murder mystery. (1985, PG, 90min) ★

Good Food SKY 133 VIRG 278 HD 133/255 HD 280

Entertainment & Lifestyle

CBS Reality

Challenge

SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT 66 135 146 148

SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT 46 146 145 139

7.30am Tomorrow’s World 8.00 The Key of David 8.30 The Lord’s Challenge 9.00am-5.00pm Judge Judy: Back-to-back editions. 5.00pm It’s a Miracle with Roma Downey: Double bill. 7.00 Hoarders A woman who did not realise a homeless person was living in her junk. 8.00 The story of how a large doll collection drove a couple out of their home. 9.00 Ice Cold Killers NEW EDITION An examination of murders in Alaska. 10.00 Teens Who Kill NEW EDITION The story of two brothers in Liverpool who murdered a homeless man. 11.00 Forensic Investigators: Double bill of the series. 1.00am Ice Cold Killers 2.00 Teens Who Kill 3.00 Teleshopping 4.00-6.00am Cops: Back-to-back editions. SKY VIRG F’VIEW FSAT 136 67 147 201

Home SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW 25 196 281

DMax

Comedy Central Extra SKY VIRGIN 128 182

SKY VIRGIN 241 213

9.00am-12.00noon Friends: Back-to-back editions. 12.00noon-4.00pm Impractical Jokers: Back-to-back editions. 4.00-7.00pm Bob’s Burgers: Back-to-back editions. 7.00 Bob’s Burgers The family goes on a train journey. 7.30 Everyone begins to think that Linda is psychic. 8.00-11.00 The Fresh Prince of Bel Air Back-to-back editions of the comedy. 11.00pm-12.55am Impractical Jokers: Back-to-back editions. 12.55am Drunk History 1.25 Jeff & Some Aliens 1.55 It’s Not Me, It’s You 2.25 Inside Amy Schumer 2.55 Chris Ramsey Live: All Growed Up 3.40 Impractical Jokers 4.00 The Fresh Prince of Bel Air: Double bill. 4.50 Frankenfood 5.10-6.00am Friends: Double bill of the comedy.

6.00am Operation Repo 7.00 Overhaulin’ 8.00 American Chopper: Double bill. 10.00am-4.00pm Alaskan Bush People: Back-to-back editions. 4.00-7.00pm Overhaulin’: Triple bill. 7.00-10.00 Overhaulin’ The team revamps a Chevrolet with a crumpled rear that was bought by a college student. 8.00 The team intends to surprise a deputy sheriff when they take his 1965 Ford Thunderbird and give it the ultimate makeover. 9.00 The team works on an exciting, wheelchair-friendly Mustang, and Mike is pranked while his ride is radicalised. 10.00 Alaskan Bush People 11.00 Moonshiners 12.00m’t Mountain Monsters 2.00am You Have Been Warned 3.50 Operation Repo 4.406.00am American Chopper

6.00-8.00am Barefoot Contessa – Back to Basics: Back-to-back editions of the series. 8.00-10.00 The Pioneer Woman: Back-toback editions of the series. 10.00am-12.30pm Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals: Back-to-back editions. 12.30pm Jamie and Jimmy’s Friday Night Feast 1.30-6.00 Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives: Back-to-back editions. 6.00 Paul Hollywood: City Bakes 7.00 Chopped Junior: The junior chefs get fired up for a grilling competition. 8.00 Jamie and Jimmy’s Friday Night Feast: Chris Moyles prepares a New York-style pizza. 9.00 Mystery Diners: Double bill. 10.00 Restaurant Stakeout: Double bill. 12.00m’t-3.00am Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives: Back-to-back editions.

VIRG +1 hour SKY 164 180

+1 hour SKY 159

SKY VIRG +1 hour 242 214

SKY +1 hour 250

FSAT 147

Lifetime SKY 156 VIRG 208 HD 156/236 HD 209

Quest SKY 144

SKY 162

VIRG F’VIEW 215 38

7.00-10.00am Judge Judy: Back-to-back editions. (HD) 10.00am-1.00pm Hardcore Pawn: Back-to-back editions of the series. (HD) 1.00-5.00pm Don’t Tell the Bride: Back-to-back editions. (HD) 5.00-7.00 Judge Judy: Back-to-back editions. (HD) 7.00 The Pop Game The contenders work together in a professional music video. 8.00 Britain’s Next Top Model The girls perform a dance routine on a poolside catwalk. 9.00 FILM PREMIERE The Wrong Child Drama starring Vivica A Fox. (HD) (2016, 15, 84min) ★★ 10.45 Little Women: LA 11.45 Little Women: Dallas (HD) 12.45am FILM The Wrong Child: As shown at 9.00pm. 2.30 Don’t Tell the Bride (HD) 3.304.00am Storage Wars (HD)

6.00am Total Fishing with Matt Hayes 7.00 Giro d’Italia Highlights 8.00 Treehouse Masters 9.00 Pursuit NEW EDITION 10.00 Combat Dealers 11.00 Impossible City 12.00noon-2.00pm How It’s Made: Back-to-back editions. 2.00pm Mighty Trains 3.00 Arctic Rescue 4.00 Airplane Repo 5.00 Classic Car Rescue 6.00 Wheeler Dealers 7.00 Salvage Hunters A salvage business that specialises in upcycling. 8.00 A north London store full of antique shop-fittings. 9.00 Special Forces’ Secrets 10.00 Giro d’Italia Highlights 11.00 Kings of the Wild 12.00m’t Monsters Inside Me 1.00am Wheeler Dealers 2.00 Destroyed in Seconds 3.00 Fifth Gear 4.00 Overhaulin’ 5.00-6.00am Chop Shop: London Garage

6.00am Cake Boss 6.25 Homes Under the Hammer 7.10 Animal Cops Philadelphia 8.00 Animal Cops Houston 9.00 Bondi Vet 10.00am-2.00pm Animal Cops Houston: Back-to-back editions. 2.00-6.00pm Bondi Vet: Back-to-back editions. 6.00 The Bronx Zoo 7.00 Meet the Orangutans Double bill following the lives of orphaned baby orangutans. 8.00 Cake Boss A cake inspired by the film Ice Age. 8.30 A real aquarium surrounded by a cake reef. 9.00 My Brother the Serial Killer Profile of Glen Rogers. 11.00 FBI Case Files 12.00m’t FBI Files 1.00am Scorned: Crimes of Passion 2.00 True Crime with Aphrodite Jones 3.00 FBI Files 4.00 Animal Cops Philadelphia 5.35-6.00am Cake Boss

SKY VIRG +1 hour 243 279

SKY VIRG +1 hour 244 282

+1 hour SKY 197

VIRG +1 hour SKY 195 173

+1 hour SKY 233

6.00am Restoration Man 7.00 Tommy’s Fix Your House for Free? 8.00 Treehouse Masters 10.00am-3.00pm Tanked: Back-to-back editions of the series. 3.00pm Nasa’s Unexplained Files 4.00 The World’s Strangest UFO Stories 6.00 Record Breaking Fish 7.00 Record Breaking Fish Pike fishing on the River Wye. 7.30 From Horseshoe Lake in Gloucestershire. 8.00 Mythbusters The team investigates whether it is possible to cycle underwater. 9.00 Celebrity chef Alton Brown joins the team. 10.00 Tanked A look back at the best tanks Brett Raymer and Wayde King have built for Hollywood stars. 11.00 Gold Divers 1.00am Manhunt 2.00-5.30 Thinking Tackle: Back-toback editions of the series. 5.30-6.00am Shedheads

48 TV&Satellite Week

Sony Channel SKY VIRGIN 193 157

Spike SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT 31 141 160 154

F’VIEW 92

TLC SKY 125 VIRG 167 HD 125/234 HD 168

SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT 17 160 155 129 6.00am Helicopter Heroes 7.00 Home Shopping 8.00 Traffic Cops10.00 Homes Under the Hammer 12.00noon The Hotel Inspector: Double bill. 2.00pm Escape to the Country: Double bill. 4.00 Celebrity Fantasy Homes: Double bill. 6.00 Home Away from Home 7.00 Countryside 999 The Cornwall air ambulance crew attends a fall at a building site. 8.00 Secret Eaters A Hertfordshire family’s eating habits are put under scrutiny. 9.00 Embarrassing Bodies Physiological concerns. 10.00 One Born Every Minute Two nurses hope their second child’s birth will be simpler than their first. 11.00 Babies: Special Delivery 12.00m’t Dr G: Medical Examiner 1.00am Cheaters 2.00 Home Shopping 4.00 Cheaters: Double bill. 5.356.00am Passport Patrol

TruTV SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT 68 154 212 186

7.00am-12.00noon Ghost Hunters: Back-to-back editions. 12.00noon FILM Zoom: Academy for Superheroes: Family sci-fi adventure. (2006, PG, 88min) ★★ 1.50pm FILM The Forger: Crime thriller. (2012, 12, 90min) ★★ 3.40 FILM Tea with Mussolini: Period comedy drama with Maggie Smith. (1998, PG, 116min) ★★★★ 6.10 FILM First Knight: Romantic mythical drama starring Sean Connery and Richard Gere. (1995, PG, 134min) ★★ 9.00 FILM Once Upon a Time in Mexico: Epic action thriller starring Antonio Banderas. (2003, 15, 102min) ★★★ 11.15 FILM Braveheart: Historical drama directed by and starring Mel Gibson. (1995, 15, 177min) ★★★★ 3.00-4.00am Ghost Hunters

9.00am Police Interceptors 11.55 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 1.50pm FILM Operation Daybreak: WWII drama. (1975, 15, 104min) ★★★ 4.10 FILM 49th Parallel: WWII propaganda thriller (1941, b/w, U, 123min) ★★ 6.40 FILM The Bridge at Remagen: WWII drama. (1968, PG, 116min) ★★★ 9.00 FILM Fury World War Two drama starring Brad Pitt. An American tank crew undertakes a final dangerous mission behind enemy lines in the last months of the war. (2014, 15, 131min) ★★★ 11.30 The X-Files: Tunguska: 8/24. Krycek offers to help bring down the conspiracy. (Series 4) 12.30am Criminals: Caught on Camera 1.00 Wynonna Earp 2.00-3.00am From Dusk Till Dawn: The Series

6.00am Oprah’s Lifeclass (HD) 7.00 Say Yes to the Dress Canada: Double bill. (HD) 8.00-11.00 Say Yes to the Dress: Back-to-back editions. 11.00 Cake Boss: Double bill. (HD) 12.00noon-6.00pm Outrageous 911: Back-toback editions. (HD) 6.00pm Little People, Big World (HD) 7.00 Too Ugly for Love? (HD) 8.00 Gypsy Brides US (HD) 9.00 Cake Boss Buddy prepares a cake for his mother’s birthday party. (HD) 10.00 NEW SERIES Return to Amish Sabrina is in a battle for custody of Oakley. (HD) 11.00 Return to Amish: Mary (HD) 12.00m’t Gypsy Brides US (HD) 1.00am Cake Boss (HD) 2.00 Return to Amish (HD) 3.00 Say Yes to the Dress: Double bill. 4.006.00am Outrageous 911: Back-to-back editions. (HD)

6.00-10.00am Psychic Detectives: Back-to-back editions. 10.00 Ghost Hunters: Double bill. 12.00noon-4.00pm Hardcore Pawn: Chicago: Back-toback editions. 4.00-7.00 Fatal Attraction: Triple bill. 7.00pm Fatal Attraction The case of a man whose monetary obsession cost him everything. 8.00-11.00 Snapped: Women Who Kill The murder of an Arizona farmer and his wife’s role in the crime. 9.00 Police investigate a man’s abduction from his front yard, and evidence from a Taser and a strange car accident leads them to the unlikeliest of suspects. 10.00 The woman who killed Latin pop star Selena. 11.00 RuPaul’s Drag Race 1.00-2.00am Ink Master

+1 hour SKY 181

+1 hour SKY 191

VIRG +1 hour SKY 154 169

+1 hour SKY 271

FSAT 149

Really

Quest Red

VIRG F’VIEW 172 37

7.00am Escape to the Country: Double bill. 9.00 Home Front in the Garden 10.00am12.00noon The Victorian Kitchen Garden: Triple bill. 12.00noon Ground Force 1.00pm Homes Under the Hammer 2.00 Timber Kings 4.00-7.00 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away Triple bill of the series. 7.00 Flog It! Double bill. 9.00 Fantasy Homes Down Under A Norwich family searches for a property in Brisbane, Queensland. 10.00 Fantasy Homes in the City A woman searches for a home in Barcelona. 11.00pm-1.00am My FlatPack Home: Back-to-back editions of the series. 1.00-3.30am A Place in the Sun: Home or Away: Triple bill of the series. 3.304.00am Digging for Victory

Shed

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6.00am Golden Balls 7.00 Dale’s Supermarket Sweep 8.00 Total Wipeout 10.00 Takeshi’s Castle: Double bill. 11.00 American Ninja Warrior 12.00noon-2.00pm Catchphrase: Back-to-back editions. 2.00pm Pointless 3.00-6.00 The Chase: Quiz show, hosted by Bradley Walsh. 6.00 Gladiators 7.00 Gladiators Game show hosted by Ulrika Jonsson. 8.00 Bullseye Double bill of the darts-based quiz. 9.00 The Chase Quiz show hosted by Bradley Walsh. 10.00 Classic Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Big-money quiz hosted by Chris Tarrant. 11.00 Classic Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Hosted by Chris Tarrant. 1.00-4.00am The Chase: Triple bill. 4.00 Bullseye: Double bill. 5.006.00am Golden Balls

6.10-9.00am Floyd on Food: Back-to-back editions. 9.00 A Cook Abroad: Rachel Khoo’s Malaysia (HD) 10.00am12.00noon James Martin’s Brittany: Back-to-back editions. 12.00noon James Martin’s Champagne 1.00pm A Cook Abroad: Rachel Khoo’s Malaysia (HD) 2.00 The Supersizers Go 3.00-5.00 James Martin’s Brittany: Back-to-back editions. 5.00 James Martin’s Champagne 6.00 A Cook Abroad: Rachel Khoo’s Malaysia (HD) 7.00 The Supersizers Go 8.00-10.00 James Martin’s Brittany: Back-to-back editions. 10.00 James Martin’s Champagne 11.00 A Cook Abroad: Rachel Khoo’s Malaysia (HD) 12.00m’t The Supersizers Go 1.00am James Martin’s Brittany 2.00 Home Shopping 5.00-6.00am James Martin’s Brittany

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7.00-9.00am Corrupt Crimes: Back-to-back editions. 9.00am-5.00pm Bones: Back-to-back episodes. 5.00pm Shark: Double bill. 7.00-10.00 Shark Gangster Movies: 1/16. Devlin helps Stark catch the bomber responsible for killing a witness in a murder trial. (Series 2) 8.00 Wayne’s World: 12/22. A serial killer gets the upper hand in court when Stark lashes out after he threatens his daughter. (Series 1) 9.00 Eye of the Beholder: 3/16. The team investigates the murder of a surgically enhanced actress. (Series 2) 10.00 National Enquirer Investigates: Whitney Houston and Bobbi Kristina Brown Re-examining the deaths of the singer and her daughter. 11.00pm-3.00am National Enquirer Investigates: Back-to-back editions.


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Documentaries Discovery SKY 520 VIRGIN 250 HD 520/561 HD 251 6.00-8.00am How It’s Made: Back-to-back editions. (HD) 8.00 Extreme Car Hoarders (HD) 9.00 Misfit Garage (HD) 10.00 Fast N’ Loud: Double bill of editions. (HD) 12.00noon Mythbusters: Double bill. (HD) 2.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier: Double bill. (HD) 4.00 Tanked: Double bill of editions. (HD) 6.00 Tony Robinson’s D-Day To Victory: Telling the story of the last days of the Nazi regime. (HD)

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6.00am Tanked (HD) 7.00 Treehouse Masters (HD) 8.00 Insane Pools: Deeper Dive (HD) 9.00am-4.00pm Animal Cops Phoenix: Back-to-back editions. (HD) 4.00pm Dr Jeff: Rocky Mountain Vet NEW EDITION (HD) 5.00 Bondi Vet NEW EDITION (HD) 6.00 Alaska: Surviving the Last Frontier: Four groups of ordinary people explore the American wilderness. (HD)

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8.00am Gok’s Chinese Takeaway NEW EDITION (HD) 9.00 Trekking The Great Wall (HD) 10.00 Earth’s Giant Hole (HD) 11.00 China’s Ghost Army (HD) 12.00noon Lost Tomb of Genghis Khan (HD) 1.00pm China’s Mystery Mummies (HD) 2.00 China’s Lost Pyramids (HD) 3.00 China’s Megatomb Revealed: Examining the tomb of China’s first Emperor. (HD) 5.00 China From Above (HD)

6.00-8.00am Pawn Stars: Back-to-back editions. (HD) 8.00-10.00 Storage Wars: Back-to-back editions. (HD) 10.00am-1.00pm Forged in Fire: Triple bill. (HD) 1.00-5.00pm Storage Wars: Back-to-back editions. (HD) 5.00-7.00 Pawn Stars: Backto-back editions, including at: 6.00 A water-propelled jetpack. (HD) 6.30 Rick and Corey check out a six-person solar bike. (HD)

Sunday

Yesterday SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT 19 159 537 245 6.00am Celebrity Antiques Road Trip 7.10 Kim Philby – His Most Intimate Betrayal 8.00am-5.00pm Secrets of Britain: Back-to-back editions, including at: 3.00pm The shadowy world of MI6. 4.00 The history of the department store Selfridges. 5.00pm Auf Wiedersehen, Pet 6.00 Classic Soul at the BBC: Featuring Aretha Franklin, Al Green, Isaac Hayes, Dusty Springfield and Percy Sledge.

Eden SKY 532 VIRGIN 247 HD 532/563 HD 249 9.00am-1.00pm NEW SERIES Tigers About the House (HD) 1.00pm Tigers About the House – What Happened Next: Double bill. (HD) 3.00-7.00 Tigers About the House: Back-to-back editions, including at: 5.00 The tiger cubs show signs of outgrowing Giles Clark’s home. (HD) 6.00 The time arrives for Giles Clark’s adopted tiger cubs to return to Australia Zoo. (HD)

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7.00 Dogs: The Untold Story NEW EDITION The very different ways the lives of dogs in Thailand and Kathmandu, Nepal, play out. (HD) 8.00 Blowing Up History SERIES FINALE Exploring the secrets of the Great Wall of China. (HD)

7.00 Alaskan Bush People The Browns create a log-rolling system to efficiently build their new home in the Alaskan bush. (HD) 8.00 Alaska Monsters The team investigates the Otterman, which is believed to have the ability to shape-shift. (HD)

7.00 Car SOS Fuzz and Tim restore a Caterham 7 that belongs to a former racer, who had to retire after being diagnosed with cancer. (HD) 8.00 Air Crash Investigation Experts try to determine the fate of Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370, which went missing in 2014. (HD)

7.00 Highway Thru Hell Al works to clear a burning trailer off the Coq, and Colin rescues a delivery truck loaded with Christmas parcels. 8.00 Ancient Top Ten A rundown of the mysteries that remain to this day about early civilizations. (HD)

7.00 New York Rock at the BBC A celebration of the city’s rock scene, with archive performances by The Ramones, Television, Blondie and Lou Reed. 8.00 The Two Ronnies Spectacle The story of the comedy double act, beginning with an account of how they first came to work together.

7.00 Tigers About the House – What Happened Next Catching up with Giles Clark and the Sumatran tiger cubs he was hand-rearing. (HD) 8.00 The Clarks see the reality of tiger poaching in Indonesia, while Spot faces an operation that may end with him losing all vision. (HD)

9.00 NEW SERIES The Last Alaskans The series returns as the Arctic summer comes to an end, and Heimo goes hunting for caribou. (HD)

9.00 Playhouse Masters The team is hired by model Ali Landry to build a playhouse inspired by a pigeon coop. (HD)

9.00 Genius NEW EPISODE 3/10. Einstein struggles to support his pregnant wife and land an academic post. (HD)

9.00 NEW SERIES Egyptian Vice Examining secrets of the pharaohs, recounting tales that helped define thousands of years of history.

9.00 The Two Ronnies Sketchbook The duo reunite to provide an insight into their comedy career. Featuring music from Katie Melua.

9.00 Tigers About the House Following Australian zookeeper Giles Clark as he rears two Sumatran tiger cubs in his own home. (HD)

10.00 David Baddiel on the Silk Road: The comedian traverses the 2000-year-old trading route. (HD) 11.00 Cooper’s Treasure (HD) 12.00m’t The Last Alaskans (HD) 1.00am Street Outlaws (HD) 3.00 The Last Alaskans (HD) 3.50 David Baddiel on the Silk Road (HD) 4.40 Mythbusters (HD) 5.306.00am How It’s Made (HD)

10.00 Treehouse Masters: Out on a Limb (HD) 11.00 Bondi Vet: Chris treats a lion cub. (HD) 12.00m’t Dr Jeff: Rocky Mountain Vet (HD) 1.00am Alaska Monsters (HD) 2.00 Redwood Kings (HD) 3.00 The Pool Master (HD) 3.50 Animal Cops Philadelphia (HD) 4.40 My Cat from Hell (HD) 5.30-6.00am E-Vets: The Interns (HD)

10.00 The Story of God with Morgan Freeman: The actor examines the nature of evil, visiting a serial killer in prison and witnessing an exorcism in India. (HD) 11.00 Dawn of the Nazis (HD) 12.00m’t Genius (HD) 1.00am Nazi Secrets (HD) 2.00 Yukon Gold (HD) 3.00 Wicked Tuna (HD) 4.005.00am Ice Road Rescue (HD)

10.00 Ancient Assassins NEW EDITION A profile of Alexandra the Great’s army of warriors. (HD)

10.00 Yes, Minister Jim is saddled with the job of reorganising the nation’s transport system.

10.00 The nine-weekold cubs go from strength to strength (HD)

11.00 Vikings (Series 4) (HD) 12.00m’t-5.00am Storage Wars: Back-to-back editions. (HD) 5.00-6.00am Pawn Stars: Double bill. (HD)

10.40 Yes, Minister: Double bill. 12.00m’t Diamond Decades 1.00-3.00am The Sixties

11.00 Tigers About the House: Double bill. (HD) 1.00am Tigers About the House – What Happened Next: Double bill. (HD) 3.00-5.30 Tigers About the House: Triple bill of the series. (HD) 5.306.00am Wild Ones (HD)

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6.00am Deadliest Tech 8.00 Weapons of War 10.00 Al Murray’s Road to Berlin 11.00 Battle Castle with Dan Snow 12.00noon Unsolved History 2.00pm Time Team 3.00 Off the Rails 4.00 Weapons of War: Double bill. 6.00 Al Murray’s Road to Berlin 7.00 Time Team 8.00 Tony Robinson’s World War One 9.00 Gunslingers How Billy the Kid became a crusader for justice. 10.00 Blood and Fury: America’s Civil War 11.00 Elite Forces 12.00m’t Weapons of War 2.00am Gunslingers 3.00 Blood and Fury: America’s Civil War 4.00 Al Murray’s Road to Berlin 5.00-6.00am Battle Castle with Dan Snow SKY VIRG +1 hour 536 263

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6.00am Food Factory: 8.00am-7.00pm Animal 6.00am-7.00pm Wheeler Double bill. 7.00-10.00 Fight Club: Back-toDealers: Back-to-back Extreme Engineering: back editions. (HD) editions of the series. Triple bill. 10.00 Strip the 7.00-11.00pm Animal 7.00-11.00pm Wheeler City 11.00am-7.00pm Fight Club Footage of Dealers Mike and Edd How Do They Do It? some of the animal are excited to get hold Back-to-back editions. kingdom’s most vicious of a Porsche 944 Turbo. 7.00-9.00pm How It’s killers, including snakes 7.30 The restoration Made Back-to-back that crush animals in the of the Porsche 944 editions of the series. coils of their bodies. (HD) Turbo continues. 8.00 A female leopard 8.00 Mike finds a 9.00 Alaska Mega takes on a much larger Porsche 914 and thinks Machines A look at male, and Nile monitor he can turn a profit on Alaska’s airfields, including lizards use their tails to the sports car, and gives an airport made from fend off attackers. (HD) Edd the job of restoring it nothing but water and ice 9.00 Battles between wild to a saleable condition. and a military installment animals, using footage 9.00 Mike purchases on stand-by to prevent a nuclear disaster. shot by wildlife filma Porsche Boxster for makers and members £1000 – despite it 10.00 The Unexplained of the public. (HD) having seized brakes Files A man claims 10.00 Featuring more and mould on its roof. to have uncovered battles between wild 10.00 Mike seeks out five giant pyramids. animals, using footage a Porsche 912E, and 11.00 Dark Matters shot by wildlife filmwith help from Edd, he 12.00m’t-5.30am How makers and members aims to make a return Do They Do It? Backof the public. (HD) on his investment. to-back editions. 5.306.00am How Stuff’s Made 11.00pm-5.00am Animal 11.00pm-6.00am Fight Club: Further backWheeler Dealers: Further VIRG +1 hour SKY 557 260 to-back editions. (HD) back-to-back editions.

PBS America SKY VIRG FREESAT 534 276 156 7.00am Incredible Flying Jetpacks 8.00-10.30 Real Country House 10.30 The Bible’s Buried Secrets 12.35pm The Hobbit Enigma 1.45-4.05 Real Country House 4.05 Decoding Neanderthals 5.10 The Bible’s Buried Secrets 7.15 The Hobbit Enigma A prehistoric species of miniature humans. 8.25-10.40 Real Country House Stories of upper-class living between the world wars. 9.00 How Bobby and Mary Cunningham-Reid transformed their home. 9.35 A revealing look at the lure of political power. 10.05 The lavish world of the CunninghamReids collapses. 10.40 Decoding Neanderthals 11.50pm1.00am The Hobbit Enigma: As 7.15pm.

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6.00am Leah Remini: Scientology & The Aftermath (HD) 8.00 Fred Dinenage: Murder Casebook (HD) 9.00 Murders That Shocked the Nation (HD) 10.00 Evil Up Close (HD) 12.00noon Crimes That Shook Britain (HD) 2.00pm Fred Dinenage: Murder Casebook (HD) 3.00 Witness (HD) 4.00 A Town & Country Murder (HD) 6.00 Nightmare in Suburbia (HD) 7.00 Crimes That Shook Britain (HD) 9.00 Britain’s Darkest Taboos NEW EDITION (HD) 10.00 Cold Case Files (HD) 11.00 999: Killer on the Line (HD) 12.00m’t Britain’s Darkest Taboos (HD) 1.00am Cold Case Files (HD) 2.006.00am Highlights SKY +1 hour 554

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H2 SKY VIRG 531 273 8.00am Missing in Alaska 9.00am-12.00noon Tales of the Gun: Triple bill. (HD) 12.00noon America’s Book of Secrets 2.00pm In Search of Aliens 3.00-6.00 Ancient Aliens: Triple bill. 6.00 Missing in Alaska 8.00 Engineering Disasters An explosion in a small Texas town that killed 15 people. 9.00 Outlaw Chronicles: Hells Angels Former Hells Angel George Christie discusses debauchery and dangers within the club. 10.00 Ancient Aliens Investigating ancient man’s apparent obsession with building pyramids. 11.00 Ancient Aliens 12.00m’t In Search of Aliens 1.00am Ancient Aliens 2.00 Outlaw Chronicles: Hells Angels 3.00-5.00am Ancient Aliens: Double bill.

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SUNDAY Sky Premiere

Sky Disney

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6.00am Guardians of the Galaxy 2: Special 6.30 X-Men: Apocalypse 9.10 The Top Ten Show 2017 9.30 Jason Bourne 11.40 PREMIERE Hungry Hearts As 10.10pm. 1.50pm Sadie’s Last Days on Earth Comedy. (2016, PG, 90min) ★★ 3.40 X-Men: Apocalypse Sci-fi adventure starring James McAvoy. (S) (2016, 12, 144min) ★★★ 6.10 Keanu Action comedy with Jordan Peele. (2016, 15, 100min) ★★★

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Films Sky Family

6.20am The Fox and the Hound 7.50 Mike’s New Car 8.00 Inside Out 9.40 Tangled 11.30 The Incredible Journey 1.00pm The Lion King 2.40 Inside Out 4.20 Riley’s First Date Pixar short. 4.30 Tangled Animated musical with the voice of Mandy Moore. (S) (2010, PG, 100min) ★★★★ 6.15 Race to Witch Mountain Sci-fi adventure starring Dwayne Johnson. (S) (2009, PG, 94min) ★★★★

Sky Comedy

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6.00am Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed 7.40 Matilda 9.25 An Eskimo Tale 11.00 The Adventures of Huck Finn 1.00pm Kung Fu Panda 3 As 8.00pm. 2.45 Matilda Roald Dahl’s dark children’s fantasy. (S) (1996, PG, 98min) ★★★★ 4.30 An Eskimo Tale Animated adventure. (S) (2013, PG, 103min) ★★ 6.05 The Adventures of Huck Finn Mississippi adventure with Elijah Wood. (S) (1993, PG, 108min) ★★★

6.05am John Carter 8.20 San Andreas 10.20 Spy 12.30pm The Scorpion King Fantasy adventure. (S) (2002, 12, 91min) ★★★ 2.10 The Italian Job Action comedy. (S) (1969, PG, 100min) ★★★★★ 3.55 In the Heart of the Sea Historical adventure starring Chris Hemsworth. (S) (2015, 12, 122min) ★★★ 6.00 San Andreas Disaster drama starring Dwayne Johnson. (S) (2015, 12, 114min) ★★★

SKY 308 VIRGIN 438 HD 308/335 HD 408 6.40am Crocodile Dundee 8.25 Crocodile Dundee II 10.25 Whiskey Tango Foxtrot 12.25pm Sisters As 9.40pm. 2.25 My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 As 8.00pm. 4.05 Notting Hill Romantic comedy with Julia Roberts and Hugh Grant. (S) (1999, 15, 120min) ★★★★ 6.15 All About Steve Romantic comedy starring Sandra Bullock, Thomas Haden Church and Bradley Cooper. (S) (2009, 12, 94min) ★★

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8.00 Jason Bourne Action thriller starring Matt Damon. The former CIA operative is drawn out of hiding to uncover more truths about his past. With Tommy Lee Jones, Alicia Vikander and Julia Stiles. (2016, 12, 123min) ★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

10.10 PREMIERE Hungry Hearts Psychological drama with Adam Driver and Roberta Maxwell. (2014, 15, 113min) ★★★ See review, page19 SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

Tangled

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8.00 Bambi Classic cartoon. A young fawn grows up in the forest and eventually confronts the harsh dangers of adulthood. (S) (1942, U, 69min) ★★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

9.15 Bedknobs and Broomsticks Fantasy combining live action and animation and starring David Tomlinson and Angela Lansbury. Three wartime evacuees embark on a series of adventures involving a magic bedknob and an apprentice witch. With Roddy McDowall. (S) (1971, U, 117min) ★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

Kung Fu Panda 3

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8.00 Kung Fu Panda 3 Animated comedy sequel featuring the voices of Jack Black and Bryan Cranston. The clumsy hero is reunited with his father and must pass on his skills to a village of pandas. (S) (2016, PG, 95min) ★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

9.40 Nutty Professor II: The Klumps Comedy sequel with Eddie Murphy and Janet Jackson. Overweight college professor Sherman Klump decides to rid himself of his troublesome alter ego, Buddy Love, by altering his DNA. (S) (2000, 12, 105min) ★★★

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11.20 Jungle 2 Jungle Comedy with Tim Allen and Sam Huntington. (S) (1997, PG, 104min) ★★ 1.15am Mr Magoo Comedy with Leslie Nielsen. (S) (1997, PG, 87min) ★ 2.55 Herbie Goes Bananas Comedy adventure. (S) (1980, U, 93min) ★ 4.40-6.00am Lady and the Tramp II: Scamp’s Adventure Animated sequel. (2001, U, 70min) ★★

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10.00 RoboCop Comic-book thriller starring Peter Weller. A murdered cop is transformed into an indestructible cyborg policeman. With Nancy Allen. (S) (1987, 18, 103min) ★★★★★

TCM

11.50 Collateral Damage Action thriller. (S) (2002, 15, 109min) ★ 1.45am Max Payne Crime action drama. (S) (2008, 15, 95min) ★★★ 3.30-6.10am The Blue Max Drama. (S) (1966, PG, 156min) ★★★

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8.00 My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 Romantic comedy sequel, starring Nia Vardalos and John Corbett. A woman discovers her parents were never legally married, and sets about organising a wedding. (S) (2016, 12, 92min) ★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

9.40 Sisters Comedy starring Amy Poehler and Tina Fey. Two sisters return to their parents’ home before it is sold, and decide to relive their teenage years with one last wild party (S) (2015, 15, 117min) ★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

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11.30 Paulie Comedy starring Gena Rowlands. (S) (1998, U, 92min) ★★★ 1.05am Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed Live-action adventure sequel. (S) (2004, PG, 93min) ★★★ 2.40 Nutty Professor II: The Klumps Comedy sequel, as 9.40pm. 4.30-6.05am Paulie As 11.30pm.

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8.00 Spy Comedy adventure starring Melissa McCarthy, Jason Statham and Rose Byrne. A deskbound CIA agent goes into action for the first time to battle an arms dealer and avert a global disaster. (S) (2015, 15, 117min) ★★★★

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12.10am Keanu As shown at 6.10pm. 1.55 Sausage Party Animated comedy. (S) (2016, 15, 89min) ★★ 3.35 Elstree 1976 Documentary. (S) (2015, 12, 97min) ★★★★ 5.30-6.00am Ghost in the Shell: Special A look at the live-action remake of the iconic sci-fi animation.

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11.45 Awkward Sexy People Romantic comedy starring Adam Pally. (S) (2015, 15, 93min) ★★ 1.30am Team America: World Police Spoof of Hollywood action movies. (S) (2004, 15, 98min) ★★★★ 3.15 Office Space Satirical comedy. (S) (1999, 15, 86min) ★★★ 4.50-6.40am Death Becomes Her Black comedy fantasy. (S) (1992, PG, 103min) ★★★

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6.00am The Top Ten Show 2017 6.20 Pan 8.20 The Angry Birds Movie 10.10 Pete’s Dragon 12.10pm Warcraft: The Beginning 2.20 The Angry Birds Movie 4.10 Bridget Jones’s Diary Romantic comedy. (S) (2001, 15, 96min) ★★★★ 6.00 Pete’s Dragon Adventure starring Bryce Dallas Howard. (S) (2016, PG, 103min) ★★★

6.00am O Brother, Where Art Thou? 8.00 The Prince of Tides 10.15 Die Hard 4.0 12.30pm The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 3.50 O Brother, Where Art Thou? Offbeat period drama comedy. (S) (2000, 12, 106min) ★★★★ 5.45 The Prince of Tides Romantic drama with Barbra Streisand. (S) (1991, 15, 132min) ★★★

6.05am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors 7.20 My Friend Irma Goes West 9.05 The Law and Jake Wade 10.50 The Last Challenge 12.45pm Bullitt 3.00 Gunsight Ridge Crime Western. (1957, b/w, U, 85min) ★★★ 4.40 The Ballad of Cable Hogue Sam Peckinpah’s Western comedy. (1970, PG, 121min) ★★★★

6.00am Tale of a Dog 6.15 Band of Thieves 7.35 Tell Me Another 7.50 Tate 8.20 The Price of Silence 9.55 Clash by Night 11.25 Mystery at Monstein 12.00noon Glimpses 12.10pm Shadow of the Eagle 2.00 Hot Enough for June 4.00 The Spaniard’s Curse 5.30 Tell Me Another Comedy Greats 6.00 Treasure Hunt

8.00am Monster! 9.50 Horror Highlights 10.00am3.00pm Star Trek: Voyager 3.00pm The Return of Swamp Thing Spoof horror sequel. (1989, 15, 84min) ★ 4.40 Horror Highlights 4.50 The House Next Door Supernatural drama. (2006, 12, 86min) ★★★ 6.35 Silent Predators Thriller. (1999, 15, 110min) ★★

7.00am The Waltons 9.00 God Bless the Child 11.00 Her Desperate Choice 1.00pm No Higher Love Melodrama starring Katey Sagal. (1998, PG, 87min) ★★ 3.00 Half a Dozen Babies Fact-based drama. (1999, PG, 85min) ★★ 5.00 Stolen Babies Fact-based drama starring Lea Thompson. (1993, PG, 100min) ★★★

8.00 Warcraft: The Beginning Fantasy adventure based on the best-selling computer game, starring Travis Fimmel, Paula Patton and Ben Foster. (S) (2016, 12, 123min) ★★ 10.10 Black Mass Fact-based gangster drama starring Johnny Depp. (S) (2015, 15, 123min) ★★★★ 12.15am Sherlock Holmes Action adventure with Robert Downey Jr and Jude Law. (S) (2009, 12, 128min) ★★★★ 2.35 The Gallows Horror thriller. (2015, 15, 81min) ★ 4.05-6.00am Pan Fantasy adventure prequel. (S) (2015, PG, 111min) ★★★

8.00 Die Hard 4.0 Action thriller sequel starring Bruce Willis, Justin Long, Timothy Olyphant and Maggie Q. (S) (2007, 15, 128min) ★★★ 10.15 A History of Violence David Cronenberg’s thriller starring Viggo Mortensen. (S) (2005, 18, 96min) ★★★ 12.00m’t Rosemary’s Baby Roman Polanski’s macabre chiller starring Mia Farrow. (S) (1968, 18, 137min) ★★★★★ 2.30am Deliverance Action thriller starring Jon Voight. (S) (1972, 18, 104min) ★★★★★ 4.30-6.00am The Ox-Bow Incident Classic Western. (S) (1943, b/w, PG, 75min) ★★★

7.00 Charro! Western starring Elvis Presley. A reformed outlaw is framed by his former gang. (1969, U, 98min) ★ 9.00 Pale Rider Western starring Clint Eastwood. (1985, 15, 115min) ★★★ 11.25 Things to Do in Denver When You’re Dead Offbeat crime thriller starring Andy Garcia, Christopher Walken and Gabrielle Anwar. (1995, 18, 115min) ★★★★ 1.55am Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura 4.00-6.10am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors

7.35 The Bespoke Overcoat 8.25 Glimpses: Show Me the Way to Go Home 8.30 The Capone Investment 9.00 Dick Powell Theatre 10.00 Bitter Harvest Drama. (1963, 15, 96min) ★★ 11.50 Glimpses: Riot On Ice 12.00m’t The Trollenberg Terror Sci-fi horror thriller. (1958, b/w, PG, 84min) ★ 1.40am The Beach Girls Comedy. (1982, 18, 87min) ★ 3.30 The Adventures of Marco Polo Historical epic. (1938, b/w, U, 100min) ★★★ 5.35-6.00am Elizabethan Express A steam train journey from London to Edinburgh.

8.30 Tales from the Darkside 9.00 Nothing Left to Fear Horror starring Anne Heche. (2013, 15, 96min) ★★★ 11.00 The Hills Have Eyes Horror directed by Wes Craven, starring Dee Wallace and Michael Berryman. (1977, 18, 90min) ★★★ 12.55am Primal Australian horror chiller starring Krew Boylan. (2010, 18, 80min) ★★ 2.30 The Unfolding Horror starring Lachlan Nieboer. (2016, 15, 90min) ★★★ 4.20-4.30am Horror Highlights Previews.

7.00 Mistaken Identity Fact-based drama starring Melissa Gilbert, Rosanna Arquette and David Andrews. (1999, PG, 85min) ★★ 9.00 Shattered Family Fact-based drama with Rhea Perlman and Richard Crenna. (1993, PG, 88min) ★★ 11.00 Too Young to be a Father Melodrama with Katie Stuart. (2002, PG, 120min) ★ 1.00am The Waltons 3.00 Little House on the Prairie Double bill. 5.00-7.00am Untamed Love Drama. (1994, 12, 92min) ★

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6.45am Snake Eyes 8.25 Angels & Demons 10.45 Bad Boys 12.45pm Bad Boys II As shown at 9.00pm. 3.15 The Colony Drama starring Emma Watson and Daniel Brühl. (S) (2015, 15, 106min) ★★★ 5.15 Solace Crime thriller starring Anthony Hopkins and Colin Farrell. (S) (2015, 15, 99min) ★★★ 7.00 Bad Boys Action comedy thriller starring Martin Lawrence and Will Smith. (S) (1995, 15, 118min) ★★★

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Bad Boys (film started at 7.00pm)

Brokeback Mountain

8.00 The Man Who Knew Infinity Drama starring Jeremy Irons and Dev Patel, based on the story of the life and academic career of the pioneer Indian mathematician Srinivasa Ramanujan, and his friendship with his mentor Professor GH Hardy. (S) (2015, 12, 108min) ★★★

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9.00 Bad Boys II Action comedy thriller sequel starring Martin Lawrence and Will Smith as Miami cops striving to bring down a Cuban drug lord. With Gabrielle Union, Joe Pantoliano and Jordi Mollà. (S) (2003, 15, 147min) ★★★

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11.30 Knock Knock Thriller starring Keanu Reeves and Lorenza Izzo. (S) (2015, 18, 97min) ★★★ 1.15am Wild at Heart Violent road movie with Nicolas Cage and Laura Dern. (S) (1990, 18, 126min) ★★★★ 3.30 Mercury Rising Thriller starring Bruce Willis, Alec Baldwin and Miko Hughes. (S) (1998, 15, 110min) ★★★ 5.30-7.15am Deep Family Secrets Thriller. (S) (1997, PG, 89min) ★★

10.00 The Insider Michael Mann’s fact-based drama with Al Pacino and Russell Crowe. A middle-aged tobacco company executive puts his career and marriage on the line when he becomes a whistle-blower. (1999, 15, 157min) ★★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

12.45am Fighting Demons Drama starring Sean Bean and Eva Longoria. (S) (2014, 15, 96min) ★ 2.30 The Squeeze Comedy drama. (S) (2015, 15, 95min) ★★ 4.15-6.10am Paris When It Sizzles Romantic comedy starring William Holden. (S) (1964, U, 106min) ★

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6.30am Armageddon 9.10 Moon 11.00 The Top Ten Show 2017 11.30 The Visit 1.15pm Deadpool As 9.00pm. 3.15 The Other Side of the Door As 11.00pm. 5.00 The Top Ten Show 2017 5.30 Moon Sci-fi thriller starring Sam Rockwell and featuring the voice of Kevin Spacey. (S) (2009, 15, 96min) ★★★★ 7.15 The Visit Horror with Olivia DeJonge and Ed Oxenbould. (S) (2015, 15, 94min) ★★★

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9.00 Deadpool Comedy adventure starring Ryan Reynolds and Monica Baccarin. A disfigured mercenary develops superhuman powers, which he uses to get payback on the man who ruined his life. (S) (2016, 15, 104min) ★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

11.00 The Other Side of the Door Horror starring Sarah Wayne Callies, Jeremy Sisto and Sofia Rosinsky. (S) (2016, 15, 94min) ★★★ 12.45am Hacked Thriller with Melanie Papalia. (S) (2013, 18, 73min) ★★★ 2.10 Pandemic Sci-fi horror thriller starring Rachel Nichols and Alfie Allen. (S) (2016, 18, 91min) ★★ 3.50-6.00am Cocoon: The Return Fantasy adventure sequel with Don Ameche. (S) (1988, PG, 130min) ★★

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7.00am Rescuing Madison 9.00 Advance and Retreat 11.00 Love in Paradise 1.00pm Love at First Glance Drama starring Amy Smart. (2017, PG, 80min) ★★ 3.00 Karen Kingsbury’s The Bridge SERIES FINALE 2/2. Romantic drama with Wyatt Nash. 5.00 Love Exclusively Romantic drama with Lindsay Hartley. (2017, PG, 90min) ★★

6.00am A Dangerous Profession 7.35 Wagonmaster 9.15 Support Your Local Sheriff! 11.10 Invitation to a Gunfighter 1.05pm The Gunfight at Dodge City 2.45 You’re Jinxed Friend, You’ve Met Sacramento 4.40 Gunfight in Black Horse Canyon 6.45 Young Guns II: Blaze of Glory

9.00 Godzilla Hollywood remake of the Japanese monster movie, starring Jean Reno and Matthew Broderick. (1998, PG, 139min) ★★★ 11.50 Switchback Thriller starring Dennis Quaid, Ian Nelson and Danny Glover. (1997, 15, 113min) ★★ 2.15am The Numbers Station Spy thriller with John Cusack. (2013, 15, 85min) ★★★ 4.05-6.00am The Lost Medallion: The Adventures of Billy Stone Faith-based family fantasy adventure. (2013, PG, 97min) ★★

7.00 October Kiss Romantic drama starring Ashley Williams and Sam Jaeger. (2015, PG, 120min) ★★ 9.00 The Convenient Groom Romantic drama with Karen Kruper and Aaron Craven. (2016, PG, 120min) ★★ 11.00 Love on the Sidelines Romantic comedy with Emily Kinney and John Reardon. (2016, PG, 86min) ★★ 1.00am Perfect Match Comedy with Danica McKellar. (2015, PG, 86min) ★★ 3.00-5.00am Bound and Babysitting Romantic comedy with Tammin Sursok. (2015, PG, 104min) ★★

9.00 The Last of the Mohicans Epic romantic adventure starring Daniel Day-Lewis and Madeleine Stowe. In 1757, during the Anglo-French war in America, a frontiersman tries to rescue two kidnapped women. (1992, 15, 122min) ★★★★ 11.20 Valdez is Coming Western starring Burt Lancaster and Susan Clark. (1970, 15, 86min) ★★★ 1.10am Crack Up Psychological thriller with Pat O’Brien. (S) (1946, b/w, PG, 93min) ★★★ 3.00-4.00am Focke Wulf 190 The history and development of the German fighter plane.

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6.00am A Bridge Too Far 9.00 The Bridge on the River Kwai 11.45 Battle of the Bulge As 1.10am. 2.30pm A Bridge Too Far World War Two epic starring Dirk Bogarde. (S) (1977, 15, 175min) ★★★ 5.30 The Great Escape Classic PoW escape adventure about Allied prisoners planning a mass breakout from a Nazi prison camp. Stars Steve McQueen and James Garner. (S) (1963, PG, 166min) ★★★★★

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■ (HD) denotes HD on Sky or Virgin ■ Films start at 11.00am 11.00am 12 Angry Men 1.00pm Gulliver’s Travels 2.35 Rugrats Go Wild Animated comedy. (S) (2003, U, 81min) ★★★ 4.10 The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader Children’s fantasy. (S) (2010, PG, 112min) ★★★ 6.20 The Karate Kid Martial arts drama. (S) (2010, PG, 140min) ★★★

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9.00am The Water Horse 11.20 The Return of the Musketeers 1.30pm King Solomon’s Mines Spoof adventure with Sharon Stone. (1985, PG, 100min) ★★★ 3.40 Silverado Western starring Kevin Kline. (1985, PG, 132min) ★★★ 6.20 Last Action Hero Action fantasy with Arnold Schwarzenegger. (1993, 15, 130min) ★★★

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The Karate Kid (film started at 6.20pm) 8.30 Valkyrie Wartime thriller based on the failed plot to assassinate Adolf Hitler on 20 July 1944 led by disillusioned German army colonel Claus von Stauffenberg. Stars Tom Cruise, Kenneth Branagh, Bill Nighy and Tom Wilkinson. (S) (2008, 12, 115min) ★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

10.35 Inglourious Basterds Quentin Tarantino’s darkly comic World War Two action movie starring Brad Pitt. (S) (2009, 18, 152min) ★★★★

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9.00 A Million Ways to Die in the West Western spoof, directed by and starring Seth MacFarlane. A timid farmer abandoned by his girlfriend is fascinated by a woman who rides into his frontier town. (S) (2014, 15, 116min) ★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

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1.10am Battle of the Bulge World War Two drama starring Henry Fonda, Robert Shaw and Robert Ryan. (S) (1965, PG, 141min) ★★★ 3.55-6.40am The Bridge on the River Kwai World War Two drama starring Alec Guinness and William Holden. (S) (1957, PG, 161min) ★★★★★

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6.05am Ghostbusters: Special 6.35 An Officer and a Gentleman 8.45 Coach Carter 11.05 Ghostbusters: Special 11.35 50 First Dates 1.25pm The Man Who Knew Infinity As shown at 8.00pm. 3.25 Concussion Fact-based drama starring Will Smith. (S) (2015, 12, 120min) ★★★ 5.35 Brokeback Mountain Epic romantic drama with Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal. (S) (2005, 15, 134min) ★★★★★

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11.15 Magic Mike Comedy drama. (S) (2012, 15, 105min) ★★★ 1.30-3.45am The Runaways Music biopic of groundbreaking 1970s all-girl rock band The Runaways. (S) (2010, 15, 106min) ★★★

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FILMS SHOWN ON OTHER CHANNELS TONIGHT EVENING (6-10pm) 6.10pm First Knight SonyTV ★★ 6.30pm LadyHawke Syfy (HD) ★★★★ 6.40pm The Bridge at Remagen Spike ★★★ 7.00pm Marley & Me Comedy Central ★★★ 7.05pm Evan Almighty ITV2 (HD) ★★ 7.10pm The Final Cut AMC ★★★ 8.00pm Captain America: The First Avenger Channel 4 (HD) ★★★ 9.00pm Fury Spike ★★★ 9.00pm Miss Congeniality Comedy Central Comedy crime thriller. (HD) ★★★★ 9.00pm Once Upon a Time in Mexico SonyTV Offbeat action thriller. ★★★ 9.00pm Idiocracy Syfy (HD) ★★ 9.00pm The Wrong Child Lifetime (HD) ★★

10pm TILL LATE 10.00pm Kajaki BBC2 (HD) ★★★★ 10.00pm Unforgiven ITV4 (HD) ★★★★★ 10.25pm Prometheus Channel 4 (HD) ★★★ 11.00pm Conspiracy Theory Universal Channel Thriller. (HD) ★★ 11.00 Bedazzled Comedy Central (HD) ★★ 11.00pm Drag Me to Hell Syfy ★★★ 11.15pm Braveheart SonyTV ★★★★ 11.40pm The Reluctant Fundamentalist BBC2 (Not NI) Political thriller. (HD) ★★★ 12.05am Drive BBC2 NI Thriller. ★★★★★ 12.05am Bangkok Dangerous Channel 5 Action thriller with Nicolas Cage. (HD) ★★ 12.45am The Wrong Child Lifetime (HD) ★★ 1.00am Red: Werewolf Hunter Syfy ★★ 4.00am Asteroid v Earth Syfy ★

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6.00am Premier League 100 Club (HD) 6.30 Premier League Highlights (HD) 9.00 The Sunday Supplement (HD) 10.30 Goals on Sunday (HD) 12.30pm LIVE Nissan Super Sunday Liverpool v Southampton: All the action from the Premier League clash at Anfield. Kick-off is at 1.30. (HD) 3.30 LIVE Nissan Super Sunday Arsenal v Manchester United: The Premier League clash at the Emirates Stadium. Kick-off is at 4.00. (HD) 6.15 LIVE EFL Coverage of a League One play-off semi-final second-leg. Kick-off is at 6.30. (HD) 9.00 Fight Night Anthony Joshua v Wladimir Klitschko: A re-run of the bout for the IBF, WBA Super and IBO heavyweight titles at Wembley Stadium. (HD) 11.00 Goals on Sunday (HD) 12.00m’t Premier League 100 Club (HD) 1.00am Premier League Highlights: Double bill. (HD) 2.00 Goals on Sunday (HD) 3.00 Premier League 100 Club (HD) 4.00 Premier League Highlights (HD) 5.00 Football’s Greatest Teams (HD) 5.306.00am Football’s Greatest Players (HD)

6.00am Cricket Classics 7.00 Cricket’s Greatest (HD) 8.00 World Cup Cricket Classics 9.00 Sporting Greats (HD) 10.00 Great Sporting Moments (HD) 10.30 LIVE One-Day International Cricket England v Ireland: Coverage of the second contest in the two-match series, which takes place at Lord’s. (HD) 7.30pm Sporting Triumphs (HD) 8.00 One-Day International Cricket England v Ireland: Action from the second contest in the two-match series, held at Lord’s. (HD) 9.00 Goals on Sunday A review of Saturday’s football action. (HD) 10.00 Premier League Highlights Liverpool v Southampton. (HD) 10.30 Premier League Highlights Arsenal v Manchester United. (HD) 11.00 One-Day International Cricket As shown at 8.00pm. (HD) 12.00m’t One-Day International Cricket (HD) 1.00am Indian Premier League (HD) 3.00 One-Day International Cricket (HD) 4.00 Cricket’s Greatest 5.00-6.00am Sporting Triumphs (HD)

6.00am Sporting Triumphs (HD) 7.00 Darts Gold (HD) 8.00 Boxing Gold (HD) 9.00 Sporting Triumphs (HD) 9.30 Super Rugby 11.30 LIVE EFL A match from the final day of the regular season in the Championship. Kick-off is at 12.00. (HD) 2.30pm Sporting Triumphs (HD) 3.00 Spanish Football Gold Classic action. (HD) 3.10 LIVE La Liga Football Valencia v Osasuna: From the Mestalla. Kick-off is at 3.15. (HD) 5.10 Spanish Football Gold Double bill. (HD) 5.30 Football’s Greatest Players Luis Figo. (HD) 6.00 Boxing Gold (HD) 6.25 LIVE EFL Coverage of a League One play-off semi-final second-leg. Kick-off is at 6.30. (HD) 9.00 LIVE MLS New York City FC v Atlanta United: At the Yankee Stadium. Kick-off is at 9.00. (HD) 11.00 Eredivisie Football (HD) 1.05am Sporting Greats (HD) 2.00 Super League Gold (HD) 2.30 Rugby Gold (HD) 3.00 Sky Sports Years (HD) 4.00 Great Sporting Moments (HD) 5.00-6.00am Sporting Rivalries (HD)

6.00am Sporting Greats (HD)7.00 Sky Sports Years (HD) 8.00 PGA Tour Classic: Action from the 2004 Players Championship. 9.00 Sporting Records (HD) 10.00 PGA Tour Classic: A look back at the 2003 Senior Players Championship. 11.00 Sporting Records (HD) 12.00noon LIVE Super Sixes Golf The second and concluding day of the inaugural GolfSixes event, featuring the quarter-finals, the semi-finals, a 3rd-4th place play-off match and the final. (HD) 6.00pm LIVE PGA Tour Golf The Wells Fargo Championship: Coverage of the fourth and final day’s play from the Quail Hollow Club in Charlotte, North Carolina, where James Hahn was crowned champion last year. (HD) 11.00 Sporting Rivalries The basketball rivalry between the USSR and America. (HD) 12.00m’t Sporting Triumphs (HD) 1.00am Sporting Records (HD) 2.00 Shell’s Wonderful World of Golf 3.30 Sporting Greats (HD) 4.00 Sporting Rivalries (HD) 5.00-6.00am Sporting Records (HD)

6.00am Boxing Gold (HD) 7.00 WWE from the Vault (HD) 8.00 WWE Smackdown Hlts (HD) 9.00 Indian Premier League: Double bill. (HD) 11.00 LIVE Indian Premier League Royal Challengers Bangalore v Kolkata Knight Riders: The Twenty20 clash at the M Chinnaswamy Stadium. 3.00pm LIVE Indian Premier League Kings XI Punjab v Gujarat Lions: The Twenty20 match from the Punjab Cricket Association Stadium, Mohali. (HD) 7.30 Spanish Football Gold Classic action. (HD) 7.40 LIVE La Liga Football Malaga v Celta Vigo: At the Estadio La Rosaleda. Kick-off is at 7.45. (HD) 9.40 WWE Experience The latest from Raw. (HD) 10.40 WWE Late Night Raw Hlts (HD) 11.40 WWE Late Night Smackdown (HD) 12.40am Spanish Football Gold (HD) 1.00 Sky Sports Years (HD) 2.00 Spanish Football Gold 3.00 Football’s Greatest Teams (HD) 3.30 Football’s Greatest Players (HD) 4.00 Boxing Gold (HD) 4.30 Premier League Legends (HD) 5.00-6.00am Sky Sports Years (HD)

7.30am European Rally Championship (HD) 8.00 Cycling: Giro d’Italia (HD) 9.00 Show Jumping (HD) 10.15 Athletics: Diamond League (HD) 11.15 Cycling: Giro d’Italia (HD) 12.15pm LIVE Cycling: Giro d’Italia Coverage of the third stage of the Grand Tour race, a 148km route from Tortoli to Cagliari. (HD) 4.45 LIVE UEFA European Under-17s Championship Football Coverage of a match from Croatia. (HD) 6.25 FIFA World Football news from across the globe. (HD) 6.55 Eurosport News 7.00 ATP Tennis The Estoril Open: Highlights of the final, which took place on the clay courts of the Clube de Ténis do Estoril. (HD) 8.00 Cycling: Giro d’Italia Action from the third stage of the Grand Tour race, featuring a 148km route from Tortoli to Cagliari. (HD) 9.30 ATP Tennis As shown at 7.00pm. (HD) 11.00 Cycling: Giro d’Italia As 8.00pm. (HD) 12.30am Cycling: Spring Cup: The Chorley Grand Prix. (HD) 1.00-1.20am Eurosport News

6.30am European Rally Championship (HD) 7.00 ATP Tennis (HD) 8.30 FIFA Beach Soccer World Cup (HD) 9.45 Cycling: Giro d’Italia (HD) 10.45 LIVE UEFA European Under-17s Championship Football: A match from Croatia. (HD) 12.45pm Best of Bikes (HD) 1.00 Motorcycling: Scarborough Cup (HD) 3.00 LIVE Motocross World Championship Race two of round six in Keguns, Latvia. (HD) 4.00 LIVE ATP Tennis The Estoril Open final. (HD) 6.00 Athletics: Diamond League (HD) 7.30 WATTS (HD) 7.45 LIVE FIFA Beach Soccer World Cup The third-place play-off. Kick-off is at 8.00. (HD) 9.10 Eurosport News 9.15 LIVE FIFA Beach Soccer World Cup Coverage of the final. Kick-off is at 9.30. (HD) 10.45 Motocross World Championship (HD) 11.45 Eurosport News 11.55 WATTS (HD) 12.25am Eurosport News 12.30 ATP Tennis (HD) 2.00 Cycling: Giro d’Italia (HD) 3.30 WATTS (HD) 4.00 Motocross World Championship (HD) 4.45-6.30am ATP Tennis (HD)

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6.00am Ligue 1 (HD) 7.00 Premier League (HD) 8.30 Premier League Tonight (HD) 9.30 BT Sport Fight Night (HD) 11.30 Scottish Football Extra (HD) 12.00noon LIVE Scottish Professional Football League Partick Thistle v Rangers: The Scottish Premiership clash at Firhill. Kick-off is at 12.15. (HD) 2.30pm LIVE Vanarama National League A play-off semi-final second-leg. Kick-off is at 3.00. (HD) 5.30 BT Sport Fight Night Saul Alvarez v Julio Cesar Chavez Jr. (HD) 7.30 NBA Reload (HD) 7.45 LIVE Ligue 1 Marseille v Nice: All the action from the Orange Velodrome. Kick-off is at 8.00. (HD) 10.00 Scottish Professional Football League Partick Thistle v Rangers. (HD) 11.30 The Ultimate Fighter: Redemption (HD) 12.30am NBA Reload (HD) 1.00 LIVE NBA Playoffs: Action from the NBA playoffs. (HD) 3.30 Gillette World Sport (HD) 4.00 IMMAF European Open Championships (HD) 5.00-6.00am Test Match Bowls (HD)

6.00am Bundesliga (HD) 7.00 ADAC GT Masters Highlights (HD) 7.30 LIVE MotoGP Spain: Warm Ups: The warm-ups for the Spanish Grand Prix. (HD) 9.15 Sport in Focus (HD) 9.30 LIVE MotoGP: The Spanish Grand Prix: The Moto3 race: Start-time is at 10.00. (HD) 11.15 LIVE MotoGP: The Spanish Grand Prix: Coverage of the Moto2 race. Start-time is at 11.20. (HD) 12.45pm LIVE MotoGP The Spanish Grand Prix: The MotoGP race: Start-time is at 1.00. (HD) 2.00 MotoGP Chequered Flag Analysis. (HD) 3.00 LIVE WTA Tennis: Madrid Day two of the Mutua Madrid Open. (HD) 8.00 NBA Action (HD) 8.30 LIVE NBA Playoffs The latest action from the NBA playoffs. (HD) 11.00 MotoGP: Grand Prix of Spain (HD) 12.00m’t MotoGP Chequered Flag (HD) 1.00am FIFA 17 Ultimate Team Championships (HD) 2.00 Aviva Premiership Rugby Highlights (HD) 4.30 ADAC GT Masters Highlights (HD) 5.00-6.00am FIM Speedway Highlights (HD)

6.00am Vanarama National League (HD) 7.00 Hyundai A-League (HD) 9.30 Bundesliga (HD) 10.30 Serie A (HD) 11.30 LIVE Serie A: Udinese v Atalanta: At Dacia Arena. Kick-off is at 11.30. (HD) 1.30pm UEFA Champions League Highlights (HD) 2.00 BT Sport Reload (HD) 2.15 LIVE Bundesliga Hamburg SV v FSV Mainz 05: All the action from the Volksparkstadion. Kick-off is at 2.30. (HD) 4.30 LIVE Bundesliga SC Freibrug v Schalke 04: At Schwarzwald-Stadion. Kick-off is at 4.30. (HD) 6.30 European Football Show Recent action. (HD) 7.30 LIVE Serie A AC Milan v AS Roma: All the action from the San Siro. Kick-off is at 7.45. (HD) 9.45 Vanarama National League (HD) 10.45 Serie A Action from Udinese v Atalanta. (HD) 11.45 Serie A 1.45am Ligue 1 (HD) 3.45 FIFA 17 Ultimate Team Championships (HD) 4.45 UEFA Champions League Highlights (HD) 5.15 UEFA Europa League Highlights Show (HD) 5.45-6.00am NBA Reload (HD)

7.00am MLB’s Best (HD) 7.30 LIVE AFL: Fremantle v Essendon: Bounce-up is at 7.40. (HD) 10.30 BT Sport Reload (HD) 10.45 IndyCar Highlights (HD) 11.45 LIVE Blancpain GT Sprint Series Coverage of round three from Brands Hatch. (HD) 1.30pm Gillette World Sport Global action. (HD) 2.00 LIVE Motorsport: DTM Race two from the opening round of the season, held at the Hockenheimring. (HD) 3.30 LIVE Blancpain GT Sprint Series Further coverage of round three from Brands Hatch. (HD) 5.30 MLB’s Best (HD) 6.00 LIVE MLB New York Mets v Miami Marlins: Coverage from Citi Field. Start-time is at 6.10. (HD) 9.00 LIVE MLB Seattle Mariners v Texas Rangers: From Safeco Field. Start-time is at 9.10. (HD) 12.00m’t Baseball Tonight (HD) 1.00am LIVE MLB: Chicago Cubs v New York Yankees: All the action from Wrigley Field. Start-time is at 1.00. (HD) 4.00 BT Sport Reload (HD) 4.30-6.00am Motorsport: DTM (HD)

6.00am Mix Shorts: Game Changers Masterclasses 7.30 Mixtreme: World Snowboard Tour (HD) 8.00 Game Changers (HD) 8.30 Nick Kicks 9.00 Alpine Ski World Cup (HD) 9.30 Mixtreme: World Snowboard Tour (HD) 10.00 Freestyle Skiing World Cup (HD) 10.30 Drone Racing League (HD) 11.30 Mix Shorts: Masterclasses (HD) 11.55 LIVE EFL: A Championship match. (HD) 2.30pm LIVE Super Sixes Golf: The GolfSixes event. (HD) 6.00 Great Sporting Moments (HD) 6.15 Mix Shorts: Masterclasses (HD) 6.40 LIVE MLS: Minnesota United FC v Sporting Kansas City. (HD) 8.45 Indian Premier League (HD) 10.45 A League of Their Own 11.45 Sporting Triumphs (HD) 12.00m’t Mixtreme: Fise World Series (HD) 1.30am Mixtreme: Gymkhana Grid (HD) 2.00 Mixtreme: World Championships of Snowboarding (HD) 2.30 Mix Shorts: Game Changers Masterclasses 3.00 Mixtreme: World Surf League: Rip Curl Pro (HD) 4.00-6.00am Mix Shorts: Masterclasses (HD)

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10.30am LIVE Rowing World Cup BBC Red Button Live coverage of the opening meeting of the season from Belgrade. 11.15am LIVE British Touring Car Championship ITV4 Coverage of

round three from Thruxton. 1.00pm LIVE Racing Racing UK At Newmarket and Hamilton. 1.15pm LIVE Raceday At The Races From Leopardstown. 1.30pm LIVE Racing ITV From

Newmarket and Hamilton Park. 2.00pm LIVE Equestrian: Badminton Horse Trials BBC2 The conclusion of the three-day eventing competition. 2.00pm LIVE Women’s Football

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308 SKY COMEDY

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9.00 MasterChef: The Finals 22/25. The final week gets under way, as the remaining five contestants cook at Winfield House, the official residence of the US Ambassador to the UK. (S)(HD)(AD) ■ Continues on Wednesday

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SERIES FINALE 8/8. Chris Packham investigates more unusual natural Julie Etchingham talks to the events, including a mass die-off of Liberal Democrats leader. (S)(HD) saiga antelope in Kazakhstan, strange 8.30 Coronation Street holes ripped out of the clouds and a Maria impersonates Eva in front long line of pits carved out of the of the factory staff. (S)(HD)(AD) Peruvian desert. (S)(HD)(AD) ■ Repeated tomorrow on ITV2

9.00 Amazing Hotels: Life Beyond the Lobby SERIES FINALE 6/6. Giles Coren and Monica Galetti travel more than 120 miles north of the Arctic Circle into Swedish Lapland to work in Icehotel in the village of Jukkasjarvi. (S)(HD)(AD)

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10.45 Match of the Day Highlights of this evening’s Premier League encounter between Chelsea and Middlesbrough at Stamford Bridge. (S)(HD)

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11.15 Have I Got a Bit More News for You 3/9. Alexander Armstrong hosts an extended edition of the quiz, with Sara Pascoe and Andy Hamilton. (S)(R)(HD) 12.00m’t The Graham Norton Show 5/13. With guests Diane Keaton, Jessica Chastain, Kevin Bacon and Michael Fassbender. (S)(R)(HD) 12.45am Weather for the Week Ahead (S) (HD) 12.50-6.00am BBC News (S)(HD)

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10.40 Local News (S) 10.50 Don’t Ask Me Ask Britain 3/6. Interactive game show hosted by Alexander Armstrong, which uses an app to poll the viewing public on moral dilemmas. (S)(R)(HD)

11.10 Weather (S)(HD) 11.15 Second Chance Summer: Tuscany 5/6. The group prepares to host a traditional Italian wedding. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 12.15-2.40am Sign Zone: MasterChef 13/25. (S)(R)(AD) 12.45 Countryfile (S)(R)(HD) 1.40 Amazing Hotels: Life Beyond the Lobby (S)(R)(AD) 2.40-6.00am Previews (S)(HD)

11.55 Joanna Lumley’s Postcards 3/6. The actress recalls her journey across Russia as a young model. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 12.20am Teleshopping 2.50 The Jeremy Kyle Show Guests air their differences. (S)(SL)(R)(HD) 3.45 ITV Nightscreen (HD) 5.05-6.00am The Jeremy Kyle Show Lively studio talk show. (S)(SL)(R)(HD)

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8.00 NEW Trump, The Doctor & the Vaccine Scandal: Dispatches The role played by a British doctor in Donald Trump’s administration. (S)(HD)

8.30 NEW SERIES Food Unwrapped Kate Quilton looks into where multivitamins come from. (S)(HD)(AD)

9.00 The Island with Bear Grylls The islanders face Mother Nature at her most violent and brutal, with a hurricane brewing 100 miles to the north, leaving the future of the community hanging in the balance. (S)(HD)(AD) ■ Repeated tomorrow

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Lawsuit: 1/8. Comedy drama about friendship, ambition and gluttony. Stars Jim Howick, Samuel Anderson and Jonny Sweet. See feature, page15 (S)(HD)(AD) ■ Repeated on Friday

10.55 Gogglebox Capturing the households’ instant reactions to what they are watching on television. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 11.55 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 12.55am Never Seen a Doctor (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 1.50 Building the Dream (S)(HD) 2.45 Shipping Wars UK (S)(R)(HD) 3.15 NEW Speaking Hand: Zakir Hussain & the Art of the Indian Drum Documentary. (S) 5.056.00am Fifteen to One (S)(R)(HD)

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7.00 MotoGP Highlights Action from the Spanish Grand Prix, the fourth round of the season, which was held at Circuito de Jerez in Andalusia. (S)(HD)

9.00 Micky Flanagan Thinking Aloud

7.00 The Simpsons Cue Detective: Homer is challenged to a barbecue cook-off by a TV chef. (S)(R)(HD) 7.30 Treehouse of Horror VI: A trilogy of spine-chilling tales, featuring giant billboard characters coming to life. (S)(R)

12.00m’t-12.45am The Super League Show

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1/3. A unique look into the heart of British gang culture, and the drugs, criminal activity and violence that have become part of everyday life. (S)(HD) ■ Repeated tomorrow on 5STAR

NEW EDITION 4/6. The comedian tackles another of the questions that keep him awake at night, focusing on the issue of the midlife crisis. (S)(HD) ■ Repeated tomorrow on Sky2

10.00 NEW SERIES Mind the Age Gap

10.00 A League of Their Own US Road Trip

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EDITION 2/3. Janina Ramirez and Alastair Sooke discover the art and architecture of Barcelona, seeking out the Romanesque frescoes that inspired Miró. (HD)(AD)

10.00 The Incredible Story of Marie Antoinette’s Watch with Nicholas Parsons The life and work of horologist AbrahamLouis Breguet. (HD)(AD)

GP Peter Berkin and his wife Chard, an alternative medicine practitioner, have decided to build a new home at the bottom of their garden, but cannot agree on any part of the design. (HD)(AD)

9.00 Hidden Britain by Drone 1/2. Tony Robinson presents aerial footage of areas of Britain that are off limits, including military installations and billionaires’ private estates. (HD)(AD)

10.00 24 Hours in A&E A 71-year-old is rushed in after being knocked over by her husband’s car. (HD)(AD)

11.05 999: What’s Your 11.00 Michael Palin’s Quest for Emergency? (HD) 12.05am Artemisia (HD)(AD) 12.00m’t Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares Harlots, Housewives & Heroines: USA 1.05 24 Hours in A&E A 17th Century History for Girls (HD)(AD) 2.10 999: What’s (HD)(AD) 1.00am Botany: Your Emergency? (HD) 3.10A Blooming History 2.00 The 3.55am 8 Out of 10 Cats (HD) Secret Life of the Motorway 3.00-4.00am Barcelona: An VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT +1 hour SKY 139 196 86 125 Art Lovers’ Guide (SL)(HD)(AD)

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8.00 Mud, Sweat and Tractors: The Story of Agriculture 1/4. Exploring

Winter Sun (HD) 3.45 Time Team (HD) 5.50 Vet on the Hill (HD) 6.55 The Secret Life of Four-Year-Olds (HD)(AD)

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NEW EDITION 4/5. Liverpool player Adam Lallana’s father David opens a football-themed lodge as the world’s oldest fraternity looks to attract members. (HD) ■ Repeated tomorrow on Sky2

11.00 Duck Quacks Don’t Echo With Ross Kemp, Bob Mortimer and Sara Cox. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 12.00m’t The Five 1/10. Drama following four friends who are forced to revisit a tragedy from their past. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 1.00am The Five 2/10. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 2.00 Legends 2/10. (Series 2) (S)(R) (HD) 3.00 DC’s Legends of Tomorrow (Series 2) (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 4.00 Got to Dance (S)(R)(HD) 5.00-6.00am Road Wars (S)(R)

8.55am A Place in the Sun: 7.00pm 100 Days+ (HD) Winter Sun (HD) 11.00am7.30 Handmade on the Silk 1.35pm Four in a Bed (HD) Road 1/3. Traditional crafts 1.35pm A Place in the Sun:

SKY 118 VIR115 F’VIEW F’SAT 113 6 HD 118/225 HD 176

8.00 Inside the Freemasons

11.05 FILM Parker Revenge thriller starring Jason Statham and Jennifer Lopez. A ruthless criminal enlists the unwitting aid of an estate agent to hunt down his double-crossing gang. (S)(HD)(AD) (2013, 15, 130min) ★★★ 1.15am SuperCasino 3.10 Top 20 Funniest (S)(HD) 4.00 Get Your Tatts Out: Kavos Ink (S)(SL R)(HD) 4.45 House Doctor (S)(SL)(R) 5.10 HouseBusters (S)(SL)(R) 5.356.00am Wildlife SOS (S)(SL)(R)

HD116/143 HD163 HD 106 HD 107

No variations

7/12. A dog-handler hunts down a suspected knifeman, while two interceptors are on the trail of suspected armed robbers. (S)(HD) ■ Repeated tomorrow

2/4. James Corden, Jack Whitehall, Jamie Redknapp and Andrew Flintoff face a baseball challenge at the LA Angels’ stadium, before heading to Venice Beach for a basketball match. (S)(R)(HD)(AD)

MORE4 SKY 138 VIR147 F’VIEW F’SAT 124 HD 138/231 HD 195 14

Sky 970, Freesat 970

8.00 Police Interceptors

1/5. Twelve volunteers from two generations try to bridge the age gap by moving in together and talking through important issues that affect the world today. (S)(HD) ■ Postponed from 4 May

BBC4 SKY 116 VIR107 F’VIEW 9 F’SAT110

Monday

5.40-9.15am Milkshake! 9.15am The Wright Stuff (HD) 11.15 GPs: Behind Closed Doors Documentary. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 12.10pm News (S)(HD) 12.15 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away The agents chase debts in Lancashire and east London. (S)(R)(HD) 1.15 Home and Away (S)(HD)(AD) 1.45 Neighbours (S)(HD)(AD) 2.15 NCIS Reasonable Doubts: 19/24. (Series 13) (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 3.15 FILM Dark Secrets Thriller with Boti Bliss. (S)(HD) (2011, PG) ★★ 5.00 News (S)(HD) 5.30 Neighbours Gary’s jeopardises his relationship with Terese. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 6.00 Home and Away Zac admits the truth to Leah. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 6.30 News (S)(HD) 6.55 Party Election Broadcast (S)

SKY1

Monday

10.00 American Dad! (HD)(AD) 10.55 Family Guy (HD)(AD) 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (HD) 11.25 The Cleveland Show (HD) (AD) 12.00m’t Tattoo Fixers (AD) 12.25am American Dad! (SL)(HD) 1.05am Gogglebox (HD)(AD) 12.55 Two and a Half (HD) 2.10 Made in Chelsea Men (HD) 1.25 The Great (HD)(AD) 3.05 Empire (HD) Indoors (HD)(AD) 1.50 Totally (AD) 3.50 New Girl (HD)(AD) Bonkers Guinness World Records 4.10 Rules of Engagement (HD) (HD) 2.20-2.30am Louisa 4.50 Melissa & Joey (HD) Johnson: The Hot Desk (HD) 5.15-6.00am Charmed (SL)

+1hour

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 180 116 27 114

+1hour

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 137 146 29 123

TV&Satellite Week 55


MONDAY

Sky Atlantic

Sky Living

SKY 108 HD 108/222

Monday

SKY 107 VIRGIN 112 HD 111 HD 107/221 6.00am Stop, Search, Seize (HD) 7.00 Customs UK: Double bill. (HD) 8.00 Nothing to Declare: Double bill. 9.00 Monkey Life 10.00 Motorway Patrol: Double bill. 11.00 Elementary (HD) 12.00noon CSI (HD) 1.00pm Criminal Minds (HD) 3.00 Elementary (HD) 4.00 Stop, Search, Seize (HD) 5.00 Motorway Patrol: Double bill. 6.00 Nothing to Declare: Double bill.

9.00

Entertainment

Criminal Minds

GOLD

Dave

6.00am Storm City: Double bill. (HD) 8.00 Blue Bloods (HD) 9.00 The West Wing: Double bill. (HD) 11.00 Cold Case (HD) 12.00noon House (HD) 1.00pm Blue Bloods (HD) 2.00 Urban Secrets (HD) 3.00 The West Wing: Double bill. (HD) 5.00 Cold Case (HD) 6.00 House: Histories: 10/22. A homeless woman’s worsening symptoms baffle Dr House, who struggles to diagnose her condition. (Series 1) (HD)

10.00 Silicon Valley

7.00am Butterflies 7.30 Ever Decreasing Circles 8.00 Sorry! 8.40 As Time Goes By 9.20 Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads? 10.00 Butterflies 10.40 Only Fools and Horses 12.40pm My Family 1.20 Ever Decreasing Circles 2.00 Sorry! 2.40 Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads? 3.20 As Time Goes By 4.00 Last of the Summer Wine 6.00 My Family 6.40 Open All Hours

9.20

SKY 120 VIR118 F’VIEW F’SAT HD120/268 HD 178 24 117

7.00am Scrapheap Challenge 7.50 Home Shopping 8.10 Top Gear (HD) 9.00 Storage Hunters (HD) 9.30 Storage Hunters UK (HD) 10.00 American Pickers (HD) 12.00noon Lizard Lick Towing: Double bill. (HD) 1.00pm Top Gear 3.00 Jay Leno’s Garage (HD) 4.00 Steve Austin’s Broken Skull Challenge SERIES FINALE 5.00 The Best of Top Gear 6.00 Top Gear

6.00am In Loving Memory 6.25 Heartbeat 7.25 Where the Heart Is 8.25 Wild at Heart 9.30-10.55 Judge Judy: Triple bill. (HD) 10.55 Road to Avonlea (HD) 11.55 The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes (HD) 1.05pm Heartbeat 2.10 Where the Heart Is 3.10 Wild at Heart 4.15 The Cruise Ship (HD) 4.50 Love Your Garden (HD) 5.55 Heartbeat: Sympathy for the Devil.

6.00am Nijinsky’s Triple Crown (HD) 6.05 Ax Men (HD) 6.50 Cash Cowboys (HD) 7.40 The Saint 8.45 Ironside 9.50 Minder 10.55 Ax Men (HD) 11.50 Pawn Stars: Double bill. (HD) 12.50pm The Sweeney 1.50 The Saint 2.55 Ironside 4.00 Minder 5.00 The Sweeney 6.00 Cash Cowboys: Sheldon makes a find that is linked to a controversial period of Newfoundland history. (HD)

9.00

Top Gear…

7

7.00 The Real A&E A woman suffers a reaction to antibiotics. (HD) 7.30 Staff examine a man with a finger injury. (HD)

7.00 Blue Bloods Power of the Press: 8/22. Danny and Baez struggle to protect an informant. (Series 5) (HD)

8

8.00 Criminal Minds Secrets and Lies: 21/22. The FBI’s Behavioural Analysis Unit joins forces with the CIA to help find a mole. (Series 1) (HD)

8.00 David Attenborough’s Galapagos The veteran broadcaster explores the Galapagos Islands in the Pacific. (HD)

9

9.00 NEW EPISODE Unforgettable: 20/22. Several government employees succumb to symptoms of a heart attack. (Series 12) (HD)

9.00 Game of Thrones Homeward Bound: 2/10. Bran trains with the Three-Eyed Raven. (Series 6) (HD)

10

10.00 Shades of Blue NEW EPISODE Unpaid Debts: 8/13. (Series 2) (HD) 11.00 Criminal Minds (Series 5) (HD) 12.00m’t Cold Case (Series 4) (HD) 1.00am Grey’s Anatomy (HD) 2.00 Criminal Minds (HD) 3.00 Chicago Fire (HD) 4.00 Border Security: Canada’s Front Line (HD) 5.006.00am Nothing to Declare

10.00 Silicon Valley NEW EPISODE (Series 4) (HD) 10.35 Last Week Tonight with John Oliver NEW EDITION (HD) 11.10 Real Time with Bill Maher (HD) 12.20am Bright Lights: Starring Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds (HD) 2.05 The Borgias (HD) 3.05 Girls (HD) 4.10-6.00am Networks of Power with Sir Christopher Meyer (HD)

10.00 Live at the Apollo With Jason Manford and Russell Howard. 11.00 Peep Show 11.35 Gimme Gimme Gimme 12.15am The Royle Family 12.55 Getting On 1.30 Harry Hill’s TV Burp 2.00 Live at the Apollo 2.50 Nighty Night 3.25-4.00am The Thin Blue Line

10.40 Would I Lie to You? – The Unseen Bits 11.20 Mock the Week 12.00m’t Dara O Briain’s Go 8 Bit (HD) 1.00am Steve Austin’s Broken Skull Challenge (HD) 2.00 Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish (HD) 3.00-4.00am Lizard Lick Towing (HD)

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 122 140

+1 hour SKY 170

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 166 190

VIRGIN F’VIEW +1 hour SKY 211 214 79

PM

PM

PM

PM

Real Lives SKY VIRG 172 160 6.00am Highlights 7.00 Police Force: Australia 8.00 Obese: A Year to Save My Life USA 9.00 The Dog Whisperer 10.00 Monkey Business 11.00 Border Security: Australia’s Front Line 12.00noon UK Border Force 1.00pm Police 10/7 2.00 Obese: A Year to Save My Life USA 3.00 60 Minute Makeover 4.00 Nothing to Declare 5.00 Border Security USA 6.00 Motorway Patrol 7.00 Police Force: Australia 8.00 Highway Patrol 9.00 Murders That Shocked The Nation: Ruth Ellis – Last Woman Hanged 10.00 Police Force: Australia 11.00 Sexcetera 1.00am Eurotrash: The Sexy Bits 2.00 Murders That Shocked The Nation: Derek Bentley… 3.006.00am Highlights VIRG +1 hour SKY 173 207

56 TV&Satellite Week

Sky2 SKY VIRG 129 121 6.00am Andromeda 7.00 Motorway Patrol 8.0010.00 Border Security: Canada’s Front Line: Back-to-back editions. 10.00 Police 10/7 11.00 The Dog Whisperer 12.00noon Robot Wars 1.00pm Ninja Warrior 2.00 Andromeda 3.00 Relic Hunter 4.00 Motorway Patrol 5.00 Stargate SG-1 (Series 5) 6.00 Relic Hunter 7.00 Farscape (Series 1) 8.00 Road Wars 9.00 Jamestown 1/8. Historical drama starring Sophie Rundle. 10.30 The Blacklist: Redemption 11.30 Strike Back: Legacy 12.30am Micky Flanagan Thinking Aloud 1.25 Inside the Freemasons 2.20 Road Wars 3.10 Most Shocking 4.00 Robot Wars 5.006.00am Ninja Warrior

Pick SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 152 123 11 144

ITV4

SKY 119 VIR117 F’VIEW F’SAT HD119/263 HD 177 10 115

The Royle Family

7.20 Open All Hours Arkwright invents a saint’s day as a pretext for checking a suspected shoplifter’s pockets. 8.00 Boomers Alan is happy about a funeral as he will get a chance to see old friend Mick. 8.40 Joyce organises a special lunch to celebrate Carol and Trevor’s 40th wedding anniversary. 9.20 The Royle Family Nana is in mourning for her friend Elsie, but her grief tries Jim’s patience.

ITV3

SKY 111 VIRGIN 127 F’VIEW 12 HD111/246 HD 194

SKY VIRGIN 110 124

4.50

Love Your Garden

7.00 Top Gear Jeremy Clarkson tries out the F1-style Lotus T125 and an updated version of the Jensen Interceptor.

7.00 Murder, She Wrote The Big Kill: A tycoon’s bid to save his company results in murder and mayhem. (HD)

8.00 Have I Got a Bit More News for You Actor Damian Lewis hosts, with guests Roisin Conaty and Andy Hamilton. (HD)

8.00 Doc Martin Don’t Let Go: 6/8. PC Penhale tries to persuade Maggie to stay in Portwenn. (Series 5) (HD)

9.00 Top Gear Bolivia Special Jeremy, Richard and James drive 4x4s from the rainforest of the Amazon basin to the coast of Chile, tackling one of the world’s most dangerous roads on the way. (HD)

9.00 Rosemary & Thyme They Understand Me in Paris: Laura and Rosemary restore the gardens of a friend’s French Riviera villa.

E! SKY 151 VIRG HD 151/239 156

10.00 Law & Order: UK Sacrifice: 4/6. A man is attacked and his kidney is surgically removed. Guest stars Denis Lawson. (Series 2) (HD) 11.00 The Street (Series 1) 12.20am The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes (HD) 1.25-2.15am The Knock VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 193 174

9.00

Mission Impossible

7.00 Pawn Stars Items include an 1838 Colt Paterson. (HD) 7.30 The team appraises a customised 1932 Ford Roadster. (HD) 8.00 The Chase: Celebrity Special With guests Ken Bruce, Paul Ince, Laila Morse and David Haye. (HD) 9.00 FILM Mission: Impossible Action thriller starring Tom Cruise. An undercover agent devises a risky plan to expose the traitor who betrayed him and his colleagues. Includes FYI Daily at 10.05. (HD) (1996, PG, 110min) ★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

11.15 Bundesliga Football Highlights: Recent action. (HD) 12.15am Premiership Rugby Union (HD) 1.15 Motorsport UK (HD) 2.153.00am Cash Cowboys (HD)

F’SAT 116

Comedy Central

ITV Be

SKY 112 VIRG 132 HD 112/205 HD 181

SKY VIR 119 F’VIEW F’SAT 179 HD 179 26 118

SKY VIRGIN +1 hour 206 175

F’SAT 155

ITV Encore SKY 123 HD 123/269

6.00am Border Security: Canada’s Front Line 7.00 Border Patrol 8.00 Motorway Patrol 9.00 UK Border Force 10.00 Cold Case 11.00 Stargate Atlantis 12.00noon Highway Patrol 1.00pm Cold Case 2.00 Grey’s Anatomy 3.00 Nothing to Declare 4.00 Police Force: Australia 5.00 The Dog Whisperer 6.00 Monkey Life 7.00 Stargate Atlantis 8.00 Sanctuary (Series 4) 9.00 Unforgettable The Haircut: 3/13. (Series 3) 10.00 Elementary 11.00 Britcam: Emergency on Our Streets 12.00m’t Police POV 1.00am Police 10/7 2.00 Most Shocking 3.00 Road Wars 4.00 Police Force: Australia 5.00-6.00am Highway Patrol

7.00am News 8.00am8.00am The Middle (HD) 9.00am Be Beautiful (HD) 9.00 The Fresh Prince 12.00noon Keeping Up 9.10 The Only Way Is of Bel Air 10.00amwith the Kardashians: Essex (HD) 10.00 1.00pm Friends: BackBack-to-back editions. Jerseylicious (HD) 11.00 to-back episodes. (HD) The Real Housewives of 12.00noon News 1.00pm Impractical Atlanta (HD) 12.00noon 1.00-7.00pm Keeping Jokers (HD) 2.00 Friends Up with the Kardashians: Cupcake Wars (HD) (HD) 3.00-5.00 The Back-to-back editions. 1.00pm Dinner Date (HD) Fresh Prince of Bel Air: 7.00pm Keeping Up 2.00 Bring It! (HD) 3.00 Back-to-back episodes. with the Kardashians The Real Housewives 5.00-9.00 Friends: Backof Orange County 8.00 Wags Natalie and to-back episodes. (HD) (HD) 4.00 The Real Olivia start a YouTube 9.00 Impractical Jokers: channel together. Housewives of New York British Invasion (HD) City (HD) 6.00 Dinner 9.00 Fashion Police: 10.00 Bad Robots Date (HD) 7.00 Cupcake The 2017 Met Gala 10.30 Impractical Jokers Wars NEW EDITION (HD) 10.00 Keeping Up with (HD) 11.00 NEW SERIES 8.00 The Real Housewives the Kardashians Teachers (HD) 11.30 of Orange County (HD) 11.00 Total Divas 12.00m’t Bad Education (HD) 9.00 NEW EDITION Botched 1.00am Keeping 12.05am Drunk History The women head off Up with the Kardashians (HD) 12.35 Bob’s on adventures around 1.30 Teleshopping Burgers (HD) 1.00 Jeff & Ireland. (HD) 10.00 2.30 Keeping Up with Some Aliens (HD) 1.30 The Real Housewives of the Kardashians 3.30 Impractical Jokers (HD) Celebrity Style Story Cheshire NEW EDITION 2.30 Wipeout USA (HD) NEW EDITIONS (HD) 11.00 Botched (HD) 3.25 The Fresh Prince 4.30-5.00am Keeping 12.00m’t-12.55am The of Bel Air 4.15-5.00am Up with the Kardashians Jeremy Kyle Show USA Two and a Half Men (HD)

6.00am Kavanagh QC (HD) 7.25 Peak Practice (HD) 8.20 The Chief 9.20 Always and Everyone 10.25 Heartbeat 11.30 Lillie 12.40pm Kavanagh QC 2.25 Peak Practice 3.35 Heartbeat 4.45 The Chief 5.45 Always and Everyone 6.50 Agatha Christie’s Poirot (HD) 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot How Does Your Garden Grow? (HD) 9.00 The Halcyon Drama set in 1940. (HD) 10.00 Harlots NEW EPISODE 7/8. Margaret is desperate to find North and Jacob. (HD) 11.05 Victoria (HD) 12.05am Broadchurch: Double bill. (HD) 2.00 Safe House (HD) 3.45 The Chief 4.40-5.30am Always and Everyone

F’SAT +1 hour SKY 163 145

+1 hour SKY 229

SKY +1 hour 208

VIRG +1 hour SKY 127 133

SKY VIRG F’SAT +1 hour 207 120 119

★★★★★ Excellent ★★★★ Very Good ★★★ Good ★★ Average ★ Poor


8 May Alibi

SKY 114 VIRGIN 135 HD 114/201 HD 165 6.00am Star Trek: Voyager: Double bill of the series. 8.00 Teleshopping 11.00am2.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation: Triple bill. 2.00pm Star Trek: Voyager: Double bill. 4.00 Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Double bill. 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation: Time’s Arrow – Part Two: 1/26. Picard and an away team travel to 19th-century San Francisco in search of Data. (Series 6)

A Very Murdoch…

9.00

Universal

Waterworld

6.00am Countryside 999 7.00 My Dream Home (HD) 8.00 The Hotel Inspector 9.00 Traffic Cops (HD) 10.00 The Bill 11.00 Tipping Point (HD) 1.00pm Hairy Bikers’ Best of British: The history of the Vegetarian Society. (HD) 2.00 MasterChef USA (HD) 3.00 The Hotel Inspector 4.00 Criminal Minds: Beyond Borders (HD) 6.00 Tipping Point: Quiz show hosted by Ben Shephard. (HD)

9.00

FOX

SKY 113 VIRGIN 137 HD 113/204 HD 164

SKY 109 VIRGIN 125 HD 109/245 HD 191

Cocaine Capital…

7.00 Father Brown The Ghost in the Machine: 1/10. The priest investigates when a parishioner goes missing. (Series 2) (HD) 8.00 Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries Death and Hysteria: 5/8. Aunt Prudence opens her home to a psychiatrist. (Series 3) (HD)

7.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation Realm of Fear: 2/26. An officer with a fear of the transporter beam finally overcomes his phobia. 8.00 Man of the People: 3/26. The Enterprise receives a visitor when Lumerian ambassador Ramid Ves Alkar is beamed aboard. (Series 6)

7.00 My Dream Home NEW EDITION 3/10. Drew and Jonathan Scott help a couple who have two months to find themselves a home. (HD) 8.00 Supernanny US Jo Frost helps the Newtons, a separated couple who have parenting issues.

9.00 Murdoch Mysteries – A Very Murdoch Christmas Featurelength festive special. A philanthropist is killed and the presents he hands out every year to Toronto’s underprivileged go missing. Guest stars Brendan Coyle. (HD)

9.00 FILM Waterworld Sci-fi action adventure starring Kevin Costner and Dennis Hopper. In a future world entirely covered by water, a solitary hero called the Mariner leads a quest for dry land. (1995, 12, 134min) ★★★

9.00 Cocaine Capital of the World: Stacey Dooley Investigates The presenter meets people involved in the global drugs trade. 10.00 EastEnders As shown on BBC1. (HD)

SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

6.00am CSI: Miami: Tinder Box: 22/24. (Series 1) (HD) 7.00 Teleshopping 8.00 CSI: Miami: Double bill. (HD) 10.00am-2.00pm Law & Order: Back-to-back episodes, including at: 1.00pm Quit Claim: 7/18. (Series 18) (HD) 2.00-7.00 NCIS: Back-toback episodes, including at: 6.00 Dead Man Talking: 19/23. The murder of a fellow NCIS agent is investigated. (Series 1) (HD)

8.00

Sky Arts SKY 121 VIRGIN 122 HD 121/223 HD 206

SKY 124 VIRGIN 157 HD 124/188 HD 199 8.00am Burn Notice: Nature of the Beast: 8/13. (Series 7) (HD) 9.00 The Closer: Double bill. (HD) 11.00 Leverage: Double bill. (HD) 1.00pm NCIS: Double bill. (Series 12) (HD) 3.00 The Closer: Double bill. (HD) 5.00 Leverage: The Two-Horse Job: 3/13. A trainer’s racehorses are killed. (HD) 6.00 The Miracle Job: 4/13. Nate helps stop a church being demolished. (Series 1) (HD)

Major Crimes

6.00am Highlights 8.00 Tales of the Unexpected 9.00 Discovering: Barbara Stanwyck (HD) 10.00 Landscape Artist of the Year 2016 (HD) 11.00 Bolshoi Unseen: The Nutcracker 12.45pm Nuages 1.00 Tales of the Unexpected 2.00 Auction (HD) 3.00 Too Young to Die (HD) 4.00 Landscape Artist of the Year 2016 (HD) 5.00 Tales of the Unexpected 6.00 Discovering: Gregory Peck

10.00 Outcast

8.00

Alexander …

7.00 NCIS Missing: 20/23. The team investigates the disappearance of a Marine and finds three members of his unit have recently died. (Series 1) (HD) 8.00 Major Crimes I Witness: 4/19. Flynn and Provenza get into difficulty when a witness in their care becomes the main suspect in a murder. (HD)

7.00 NCIS The Lost Boys: 23/24. The team aids in a global investigation into an international terror group. Guest stars Matt Jones. (HD) 8.00 Neverland: 24/24. Dorneget’s CIA officer mother Joanna Teague joins the fight against The Calling. (Series 12) (HD)

7.00 Portrait Artist of the Year 2017 The contestants paint celebrity sitters Sue Perkins, Richard E Grant and Nina Sosanya. (HD) 8.00 Alexander Armstrong: Fine Tuned The comedian, actor and Pointless host talks to Katie Derham about his musical influences. (HD)

9.00 Under the Influence: 3/19. A TV producer wants to observe the workings inside the LAPD. (Series 2) (HD)

9.00 Prison Break NEW EPISODE Contingency: 5/9. C-Note worries he will not be able to execute his escape plan fast enough. (Series 5) (HD)

9.00 André Rieu: Wonderful World – Live In Maastricht The Dutch violinist and composer’s annual concert in his home town. (HD)

10.00 Chicago Med Deliver Us: Dr Rhodes comes to the aid of a cancer patient’s mother. (Series 2) (HD)

10.00 Outcast NEW EPISODE Kyle’s family and friends are forced to use Amber’s unique abilities. (Series 2) (HD)

10.00 Fake! The Great Masterpiece Challenge 6/8. From Liverpool. (HD)

10.55 Rizzoli & Isles (HD) 11.50 Rosewood (HD) 12.50am Murdoch Mysteries (HD) 1.50 Sue Thomas: F.B.Eye 2.45 The Closer (HD) 2.50-4.00am Murdoch Mysteries – A Very Murdoch Christmas (HD)

11.50 FILM The Faculty: Sci-fi horror chiller. (1998, 15, 102min) ★★★ 2.00am Buffy the Vampire Slayer 4.00-6.00am Star Trek: The Next Generation

10.40 Dr Christian Will See You Now 11.40 Russell Howard’s Good News (HD) 12.20am MasterChef Australia (HD) 1.20-3.00am Code Black

11.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (HD) 2.00am Law & Order (HD) 4.006.00am Numb3rs (HD)

11.00 Family Guy (HD) 12.00m’t American Dad! (HD) 1.00am Family Guy 2.00 American Dad! (HD) 3.00 Family Guy (HD) 4.005.00am American Dad! (HD)

SKY VIRGIN +1 hour 226 130

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 194 136

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 213 131

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 150 138

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 165 158

11.00 Tate Britain’s Great British Walks (HD) 12.00m’t Auction (HD) 1.00am David Harewood’s F Word (HD) 2.00 Dag (HD) 2.30 Guitar Star 2016 (HD) 3.30 Guitar Stories: Mark Knopfler (HD) 4.30 Firebird (HD) 5.00-6.00am BalletBoyz: A Chance to Dance (HD)

CBS Action

CBS Drama

4Seven

5USA

5STAR

True Ent

Drama

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 148 192 64 137

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 149 197 71 134

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 140 143 110/47 127

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 174 153 21 129

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 176 151 30 131

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 183 189 61 142

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 158 128 20 158

9.00am Access 9.10 The Mysteries of Laura 10.00 Law & Order 12.00noon CSI 1.00pm NCIS 2.00 Rookie Blue 3.00 The Mysteries of Laura 4.00 Law & Order 6.00 CSI: NY (Series 9) 7.00-10.00 NCIS Child’s Play: 9/24. The agents investigate a government organisation dedicated to child prodigies. 8.00 Faith: 10/24. A Marine is killed after changing his religious persuasion. (Series 7) 9.00 Crescent City – Part Two: 19/24. The team investigates a former agent’s murder. (Series 11) 10.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 11.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 1.00am CSI: NY 3.004.00am Chicago PD

8.00am Access 8.10 That ’70s Show 8.35 Dance Moms 10.15 8 Simple Rules 11.10 My Wife and Kids 12.05pm Gilmore Girls 1.00 Dance Moms 2.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 3.00 Neighbours 3.30 Home and Away 4.00 Dance Moms 5.00 My Wife and Kids: Double bill. 6.00 Neighbours 6.30 Home and Away 7.00 Dance Moms 8.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 9.00 FILM 22 Jump Street Crime comedy starring Jonah Hill. (2014, 15, 109min) ★★★ 11.15 South Park 12.45am Can’t Pay Special: Secrets and Lies 1.45 South Park 2.10 That ‘70s Show 2.45 The Great British Benefits Handout 3.354.00am That ’70s Show

6.00am The Waltons 7.00 Little House on the Prairie 8.00 The Waltons 10.00 Little House on the Prairie 11.00 Roots 1.00pm Danielle Steel’s Fine Things: Melodrama. 3.00 Midnight Bayou: Romantic mystery. 5.00 Murder, She Wrote 6.00 Touched by an Angel 7.00 M*A*S*H Double bill. 8.00 The Avengers 9.00 The Man from Uncle The Virtue Affair: 11/30. Kuryakin becomes the target of a fanatic. 10.00 The Children’s Day Affair: 12/30. Thrush attempts to assassinate Uncle leaders. (Series 2) 11.00 Taggart: Running Out of Time. 12.30am M*A*S*H 1.00-3.00am FILM Northern Lights: Romantic mystery. (2009, PG, 87min) ★

7.10am The Agatha Christie Hour 8.00 Pie in the Sky 9.00 Bergerac 10.00 All Creatures Great and Small 11.00 The Bill 1.00pm Last of the Summer Wine 1.40 Waiting for God 2.20 Birds of a Feather 3.00 Boon 4.00 Bergerac 5.00 All Creatures Great and Small 6.00 Waiting for God 6.40 Last of the Summer Wine 7.20 Keeping Up Appearances Hyacinth finds a hobby for Richard. 8.00 Inspector Alleyn Mysteries Dead Water: The sleuth’s old teacher receives a death threat. 10.00 New Tricks Congratulations: A woman claims to be Standing’s daughter. 11.20 Birds of a Feather 12.00m’t The Bill 1.00am Pie in the Sky 2.00 Upstairs Downstairs 3.05-4.00am Boon

9.00am NCIS 11.00 Diagnosis Murder 12.00noon Gunsmoke 1.00pm Bonanza 2.00 CSI: Miami 3.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 4.00 Mission: Impossible 5.00 JAG 6.00 NCIS 7.00 Diagnosis Murder 8.00 Walker, Texas Ranger Sons of Thunder – Part One: 24/27. (Series 5) 9.00 NCIS: Los Angeles Bounty: 8/24. The team hunts for the killers of a former army sergeant. (Series 2) 10.00 CSI: Miami Dead Zone: 2/24. A treasure hunter is found dead. (Series 2) 11.00 Mission: Impossible 12.00m’t-2.40am NCIS 2.40am Bonanza 3.40 Walker, Texas Ranger 4.30-6.00am The Streets of San Francisco

+1 hour F’VIEW 90

9.00am Bonanza 10.00 9.00am Come Dine with Me (HD) 9.30 Extreme Matlock 11.00 JAG Cake Makers (HD) 10.00 12.00noon Judge Judy Four in a Bed (HD) 1.00pm The Streets 10.30 Couples Come of San Francisco Dine with Me (HD) 11.30 2.00 Bonanza 3.00 Posh Pawnbrokers (HD) Matlock 4.00 Judge Judy 12.30pm Location, 5.00 Dr Quinn: Medicine Location, Location (HD) Woman 6.00 MacGyver 2.30-5.00 Come Dine with 7.00 JAG High Ground: Me (HD) 5.00 Ramsay’s 16/22. A skilled Hotel Hell (HD) 7.00 Big marksman is arrested on House, Little House (HD) an attempted murder 8.00 Location, Location, charge of a superior Location (HD) 9.00 How officer. (Series 1) to Live Mortgage Free with 8.00-10.00 Judge Judy Sarah Beeny (HD) 10.00 Back-to-back editions Millionaires’ Mansions: of real-life small-claims Designing Britain’s Most cases on issues affecting Exclusive Homes (HD) family life, presided over 11.05 How to Get a Council by former New York House (HD) 12.05am The judge Judy Sheindlin. Island with Bear Grylls 10.00 Bad Girls Do or Die: (HD) 1.05 The Secret Life 6/16. Denny is on the of the Zoo (HD) 2.00 The mend. (Series 3) Supervet (HD) 2.55 Born 11.05 Cheaters 1.00am to Kill (HD) 3.45 World’s Judge Judy 2.00 Cops Most Expensive Cars (HD) 3.00 MacGyver 4.004.40-4.50am Jamie’s 5.00am Bonanza Comfort Food (HD)

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 219 185 56 130

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 190 186 55 132

F’SAT +1 hour SKY 184 153

Monday

7.10am Murdoch Mysteries (HD) 8.00 Rosewood (HD) 9.00 Rizzoli & Isles (HD) 10.00 Castle (HD) 11.00 Sue Thomas: F.B.Eye 12.00noon Father Brown (HD) 1.00pm New Tricks: Double bill. 3.00 Castle (HD) 4.00 Sue Thomas: F.B.Eye 5.00 New Tricks: The Fourth Man: The future of the team is threatened. 6.00 Old Fossils: The team reopens the case of a palaeontologist’s murder.

9.00

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Syfy

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Monday

7 PM

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10 PM

TV&Satellite Week 57


MONDAY Entertainment & Lifestyle AMC SKY 192 HD 192/276

Monday

Programmes start at 5pm.

5.00pm FILM The Beaver Comedy drama starring Mel Gibson and Jodie Foster. (2011, 12, 90min) ★★★ 7.00 Rectify Bob & Carol & Ted Jr & Alice: 3/8. Daniel’s difficulties are further complicated by his new roommate. 8.00 Go Ask Roger: 4/8. Daniel and Chloe set out on an adventure. (Series 4) 9.00 Fear the Walking Dead Pablo & Jessica: 11/15. Nick uses skills from his past for his new role. (Series 2) 10.00 The Son Second Empire: 3/10. Young Eli trains as a warrior in 1849. 11.00 FILM Adaptation: Offbeat comedy starring Nicolas Cage. (2002, 15, 114min) ★★★ 1.15am Fear the Walking Dead 2.10 The Son 3.10 Big Screen 3.305.30am Rectify: Double bill.

Good Food SKY 133 VIRG 278 HD 133/255 HD 280

CBS Reality

Challenge

SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT 66 135 146 148

SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT 46 146 145 139

9.00am Judge Judy 9.50 Hoarders 10.45 Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction? 11.40 Unsolved Mysteries 12.35-3.10pm Judge Judy: Back-to-back editions. 3.10pm Hoarders 4.05 Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction? 5.05-7.00 Judge Judy: Four editions. 7.00 Medical Detectives A discarded sleeping bag contains traces of a murder. 7.30 A woman’s death begins to look suspicious. 8.00 Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction? Anthology mystery. 9.00 Cold Blood A driving instructor is murdered. 10.00 A woman is shot dead while driving home. 11.00 Medical Detectives 12.00m’t Crime Stories 1.00am Cold Blood 3.00 Teleshopping 4.00-6.00am Cops: Back-to-back editions. SKY VIRG F’VIEW FSAT 136 67 147 201

Home SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW 25 196 281

DMax

Comedy Central Extra SKY VIRGIN 128 182

SKY VIRGIN 241 213

9.00am Malcolm in the Middle 10.00 The Middle 11.00 Two and a Half Men 12.00noon Wipeout USA 1.00pm The Fresh Prince of Bel Air 2.00 The Middle 3.00 Impractical Jokers 4.00-6.00 Bob’s Burgers 6.00 The Fresh Prince of Bel Air 8.00 FILM Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery Spy thriller spoof. (1997, 15, 95min) ★★★★ 10.00 South Park 11.00 The Fresh Prince of Bel Air 12.00m’t Friends 1.00am Broad City 1.30 It’s Not Me, It’s You 2.00 Chris Ramsey Live: All Growed Up 2.50 Comedy Central at the Comedy Store 3.20 Inside Amy Schumer 3.50 Impractical Jokers 4.10 TripTank 4.30 Malcolm in the Middle: Double bill. 5.156.00am Friends: Double bill.

6.00am Operation Repo 7.00 Overhaulin’ 9.00 Chop Shop 10.00 Too Cute! 11.00 Animal Cops Houston 1.00pm Bear Grylls: Born Survivor 2.00 What Could Possibly Go Wrong? 3.00 Mythbusters: Double bill. 5.00 What Could Possibly Go Wrong? 6.00 Mythbusters: Firearm cliches. 7.00 Mythbusters Moonshiners-inspired edition. 8.00 America’s Worst Tattoos Double bill of the series. 9.00 Man-Eating Zombie Cats An incurable pathogen turns big cats into man killers. 10.00 Kingdig Customs The team works on one-of-a-kind vehicles. 11.00 Deadliest Catch 1.00am American Guns 2.00 Custom My Ride 3.00 American Chopper 3.50 Operation Repo 4.40 American Chopper 5.306.00am Operation Repo

6.00-7.20am Barefoot Contessa – Back to Basics: Triple bill. 7.20 Barefoot Contessa 7.45 Anna Olson: Bake NEW EDITIONS 8.40 The Healthy Gourmet 9.10-11.00 The Pioneer Woman: Back-toback editions. 11.00 Jamie’s American Road Trip 12.00noon NEW SERIES Poh & Co 12.30pm Poh & Co NEW EDITION 1.00 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 2.00 Jamie’s American Road Trip 3.00 The Pioneer Woman 4.00 Country Show Cook Off 5.00 Chopped Junior 6.00 Jamie Does Marrakech 7.00 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 8.00 Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 9.00 Paul Hollywood: City Bakes NEW EDITION 10.00 Restaurant: Impossible 11.00 Mystery Diners 12.00m’t Paul Hollywood: City Bakes 1.00am Restaurant: Impossible 2.003.00am Mystery Diners

VIRG +1 hour SKY 164 180

+1 hour SKY 159

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FSAT 147

Lifetime SKY 156 VIRG 208 HD 156/236 HD 209

Quest SKY 144

SKY 162

VIRG F’VIEW 215 38

7.00am Custom Built (HD) 8.00 Disaster Decks (HD) 9.00-11.00 Judge Judy: Back-to-back editions. (HD) 11.00 Hardcore Pawn (HD) 12.00noon My Ghost Story: Caught on Camera (HD) 1.00pm Disaster Decks (HD) 2.00 Judge Judy (HD) 3.00 The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (HD) 4.00 Dance Moms (HD) 5.00 Little Women: LA (HD) 6.00 Hardcore Pawn (HD) 7.00-9.00 Judge Judy Backto-back editions. (HD) 9.00 The Pop Game NEW EDITION With Perez Hilton. 10.00 Dance Moms: Abby’s Studio Rescue (HD) 11.00 Britain’s Next Top Model (HD) 12.00m’t The Pop Game 1.00am Vivica’s Black Magic (HD) 2.00 Dance Moms: Abby’s Studio Rescue (HD) 3.004.00am Dance Moms (HD)

6.00am On Coarse with Dean Macey 6.20 Mainstream with Matt Hayes 7.10 Giro d’Italia Highlights 8.00-10.00 How It’s Made: Back-to-back editions. 10.00 Wheeler Dealers 11.00 Chasing Classic Cars 12.00 Mighty Planes 1.00pm Trawler Wars 2.00 Wheeler Dealers 3.00 Outback Truckers 4.00 Salvage Hunters 5.00 Food Factory 6.00 Supercar Superbuild 7.00 Railroad Alaska 8.00 Salvage Hunters Drew Pritchard unearths an unusual find in the Malvern Hills. 9.00 Airplane Repo 10.00 Mighty Trains 11.00 How It’s Made 12.00m’t Wheeler Dealers 1.00am What’s My Car Worth? 2.00 Destroyed in Seconds: Double bill. 3.00 Fifth Gear 4.00 Overhaulin’ 5.00-6.00am Chop Shop: London Garage

6.00am Cake Boss 7.10 Animal Cops Philadelphia 8.00 Animal Cops Houston 9.00 Bondi Vet 10.00 Extreme Couponing: Double bill. 11.00 Homes Under the Hammer 1.00-3.00pm Say Yes to the Dress 3.00pm Cake Boss 4.00 Animal Cops Houston 5.00 Bondi Vet 6.00 Long Island Medium 7.00 Jo Frost: Nanny on Tour Jo Frost helps a mother at breaking point. 8.00 Say Yes to the Dress 9.00 Extreme Beauty Disasters A 25-year-old mother who dislikes her breast implants. 10.00 My 600lb Life 11.00 FBI Case Files 12.00m’t FBI Files 1.00am Scorned: Crimes of Passion 2.00 True Crime with Aphrodite Jones 3.00 FBI Files 4.00 Animal Cops Philadelphia 4.50 Homes Under the Hammer 5.35-6.00am Cake Boss

SKY VIRG +1 hour 243 279

SKY VIRG +1 hour 244 282

+1 hour SKY 197

VIRG +1 hour SKY 195 173

+1 hour SKY 233

6.00am Thinking Tackle 7.00 Fishing Gurus: Double bill. 8.00 Total Fishing with Matt Hayes 9.00 Hardcore Pawn 10.00 You Have Been Warned 11.00 River Monsters 12.00noon Treehouse Masters 1.00pm Fast N’ Loud Revved Up 3.00 Misfit Garage 4.00 Wheeler Dealers 5.00 Hillbilly Handfishin’ 6.00 Tanked 7.00 Tanked The pair make a Vegas-style tank for a chapel. 8.00 Wheeler Dealers 9.00 Hardcore Pawn Les attends a business meeting. 9.30 A man tries to sell some poorly stuffed animals. 10.00 Tanked: Unfiltered Designing a 1000-gallon mob-inspired tank. 11.00 Wheeler Dealers 12.00m’t Moonshiners 1.00am When Turkeys Attack 2.00 Marooned with Ed Stafford 3.00 Overhaulin’ 3.50 Fast N’ Loud 4.40 Hooked 5.30-6.00am Shedheads

58 TV&Satellite Week

Sony Channel SKY VIRGIN 193 157

Spike SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT 31 141 160 154

F’VIEW 92

TLC SKY 125 VIRG 167 HD 125/234 HD 168

SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT 17 160 155 129 6.00am Helicopter Heroes 7.00 Home Shopping 8.00 Homes Under the Hammer 9.00 Escape to the Country 10.00 Helicopter Heroes 11.00 Ghost Adventures 12.00noon Most Haunted 1.00pm Homes Under the Hammer 2.00 Escape to the Country 3.00 DIY SOS 4.00 RIP Files 5.00 Ghost Adventures 6.00 Secret Eaters: Scrutinising diets. 7.00 Escape to the Country Looking for a traditional property in Somerset. 8.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build 9.00 The Hotel Inspector Eden Lodge B&B in the Cornish resort of Falmouth. 10.00 Helicopter ER An intensive search for a factory worker’s missing arm. 11.00 Nurses Who Kill 12.00m’t Cold Justice 1.00am Countdown to Murder 2.00 Home Shopping 4.00 Cheaters 5.35-6.00am Passport Patrol

TruTV SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT 68 154 212 186

7.00am Hustle (Series 5) 8.00am-12.00noon Ghost Hunters: Back-to-back editions. 12.00noon Law & Order: Double bill. 2.00pm FILM I.Q: Romantic comedy starring Tim Robbins and Meg Ryan. 1994, U, 96min) ★★★ 3.55 Ghost Hunters 5.00 Law & Order 7.00 Law & Order Mammon: 12/24. (Series 15) 8.00 Hustle Return of the Prodigal: 1/6. Mickey Bricks returns to London following his stint in Australia. (Series 5) 9.00 Spooks Gas and Oil – Part One: 1/10. Terror strikes plunge Britain into chaos. 10.05 Gas and Oil – Part Two: 2/10. Harry is taken prisoner. (Series 5) 11.10 Orange Is the New Black 12.25am Hot in Cleveland 12.55 Hustle 1.55 Drop Dead Diva 2.554.00am Hustle (Series 5)

9.00am Criminals: Caught on Camera 9.25 Secrets of Underground Britain 10.25 Police Interceptors 12.25pm FILM Flame of the Barbary Coast: Western. (1945, b/w, U) ★★ 2.10 FILM Cast a Giant Shadow: Biopic. (1966, PG) ★★ 5.00 Secrets of Underground Britain 6.00 Police Interceptors 8.00 Riots & Robbers: Caught on Camera How advances in technology are helping to bring criminals to justice. 9.00 Car Crash TV NEW EDITION Dash-cam footage. 10.00 The X-Files Leonard Betts: 12/24. The decapitated corpse of an ambulance driver disappears from a hospital morgue. (Series 4) 11.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 12.00m’t Powers NEW EPISODE 1.00am-3.00am The X-Files: Double bill.

6.00am Highlights 8.00 The Little Couple (HD) 9.00 Say Yes to the Dress (HD) 10.00 Lottery Changed My Life (HD) 11.00 Cake Boss (HD) 12.00noon Toddlers & Tiaras (HD) 1.00pm Gypsy Sisters (HD) 2.00 Cake Boss (HD) 3.00 I Found the Gown (HD) 4.00 Say Yes to the Dress: Randy Knows Best (HD) 5.00 The Real Housewives of New Jersey (HD) 6.00 Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta (HD) 7.00 Say Yes to the Dress (HD) 8.00 Little People, Big World NEW EDITION (HD) 9.00 Kate Plus 8 NEW EDITION (HD) 10.00 Say Yes to the Dress: Big Bliss (HD) 11.00 Hoarding: Buried Alive (HD) 12.00m’t Little People, Big World (HD) 1.00am Kate Plus 8 (HD) 2.00 Say Yes to the Dress: Big Bliss (HD) 3.00 Lottery Changed My Life (HD) 4.00-6.00am Highlights

6.00-10.00am Psychic Detectives: Back-to-back editions. 10.00 Paranormal Survivor: Double bill. 12.00noon Ghost Hunters: Double bill. 2.00pm A Stranger in My Home: Double bill. 4.00-7.00 Snapped: Women Who Kill: Triple bill. 7.00 Hardcore Pawn: Chicago Wayne encounters difficulties as he tries to open a safe. 7.30 Randy and Wayne hatch a desperate plan to reclaim a family heirloom. 8.00 Fatal Attraction A man whose monetary obsession cost him everything. 9.00 Jealousy and obsession casts a dark shadow over a couple’s storybook romance. 10.00 Hardcore Pawn: Chicago Double bill following the day-to-day operations of a Chicago pawn shop. 11.00 RuPaul’s Drag Race 1.00-2.00am Ink Master

+1 hour SKY 181

+1 hour SKY 191

VIRG +1 hour SKY 154 169

+1 hour SKY 271

FSAT 149

Really

Quest Red

VIRG F’VIEW 172 37

7.00am Timber Kings 8.00 Flog It! 9.00 Bargain Hunt: In Somerset. 10.00 The Victorian Kitchen Garden 10.30 Home Front in the Garden 11.00am-2.00pm A Place in the Sun: Home or Away: Triple bill. 2.00pm DIY SOS 3.00 Flog It! 4.00 Homes Under the Hammer 5.00 The Victorian Kitchen Garden 5.30 Home Front in the Garden 6.00 Bargain Hunt 7.00 MasterChef Australia 8.35 Make My Home Bigger 9.00 Escape to the Country A couple search for a home in the Wiltshire and Hampshire area. 10.00 Storage Hunters UK Double bill of the series. 11.00 Homes Under the Hammer 12.00m’t Escape to the Country 1.00am You Deserve This House 2.00 Flog It! 3.00-4.00am Bargain Hunt

Shed

SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT 41 148 248 291

6.00am Golden Balls 7.00 Dale’s Supermarket Sweep: Double bill. 8.00 Catchphrase 8.30 Bruce’s Price Is Right 9.00 The Chase 10.00 Family Fortunes: Double bill. 11.00 Dale’s Supermarket Sweep 11.30 Bruce’s Price Is Right 12.00noon Wheel of Fortune 1.00pm Catchphrase 2.00 Pointless 3.00 The Chase USA 4.00 Total Wipeout: Physical game show. 5.00 The Chase 6.00 The Crystal Maze 7.00-10.00 The Chase Triple bill of the quiz show hosted by Bradley Walsh. 10.00 Classic Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Big-money quiz with Chris Tarrant. 11.00 Bullseye 12.00m’t The Chase 2.00am Pointless 3.00-5.00 Bullseye: Back-to-back editions. 5.00-6.00am Golden Balls

6.10am Highlights 11.00 Food & Drink (HD) 11.30 Jamie’s Money Saving Meals (HD) 12.00noon The Great British Bake Off (HD) 1.00pm MasterChef (HD) 1.30 Destination Flavour Japan (HD) 2.00 You Gotta Eat Here (HD) 3.00 James Martin’s Food Map of Britain (HD) 3.30 Raymond Blanc’s Kitchen Secrets (HD) 4.00 Food & Drink (HD) 4.30 Jamie’s Money Saving Meals (HD) 5.00 The Hairy Bikers: Mums Know Best (HD) 6.00 MasterChef (HD) 6.30 Destination Flavour Japan (HD) 7.00 You Gotta Eat Here (HD) 8.00 James Martin’s Food Map of Britain (HD) 8.30 Raymond Blanc’s Kitchen Secrets (HD) 9.00 Food & Drink (HD) 9.30 Jamie’s Money Saving Meals (HD) 10.00 The Great British Bake Off (HD) 11.00pm-6.00am Highlights

SKY VIRGIN 161 286

Food Network

YourTV SKY 199

F’VIEW F’SAT

72 157

7.00-9.00am Corrupt Crimes: Back-to-back editions. 9.00 Quincy ME: Double bill. 11.00am-2.00pm Bones: Triple bill. 2.00pm Shark 3.00-6.00 Snapped: Women Who Kill: Triple bill. 6.00 Trace Evidence: The Case Files of Dr Henry Lee 7.00 Trace Evidence: The Case Files of Dr Henry Lee Lee is called in to investigate when a missing massage therapist is feared dead. 8.00 Justice By Any Means 9.00 Bones Player Under Pressure: 11/15. The team enters the world of college basketball to investigate the death of a player. 10.00 The Baby in the Bough: 12/15. A reality TV show host is killed. (Series 3) 11.00 Bones: 13/15. (Series 3) 12.00m’t Dark Minds 1.00-3.00am Trace Evidence: The Case Files of Dr Henry Lee: Double bill.


8 May

Documentaries Discovery SKY 520 VIRGIN 250 HD 520/561 HD 251

9.00

Nat Geographic

SKY 523 VIRGIN 256 HD 523/562 HD 257

SKY 526 VIRGIN 266 HD 526/543 HD 268

6.00am Meet the Sloths (HD) 7.00 Guardians of Rescue (HD) 8.00 The Zoo (HD) 9.00 Wildest Arctic (HD) 10.00 Alaskan Bush People (HD) 11.00 Pit Bulls & Parolees (HD) 12.00noon Safari Park Adventure (HD) 1.00pm Animal Cops Phoenix (HD) 3.00 Treehouse Masters: Out on a Limb (HD) 4.00 Wildest Islands (HD) 5.00 Alaska: The Last Frontier (HD) 6.00 Railroad Alaska (HD)

Junkyard Empire

9.00

Playhouse Masters

8.00am Supercars (HD) 9.00 Seconds from Disaster (HD) 10.00 Air Crash Investigation (HD) 11.00 Ultimate Airport Dubai (HD) 12.00noon Extreme Mechanics Alaska (HD) 1.00pm Yukon Gold (HD) 2.00 Wicked Tuna (HD) 3.00 Air Crash Investigation (HD) 4.00 Supercar Megabuild (HD) 5.00 Strippers: Cars for Cash 6.00 Origins: The Journey of Humankind: The human race’s history. (HD)

9.00

History SKY 529 VIRGIN HD 529/545 270

Border Wars

6.00-7.10am Pawn Stars: Triple bill. (HD) 7.10 American Pickers: Double bill. (HD) 9.00-11.00 Storage Wars: Back-to-back editions. (HD) 11.00 Counting Cars (HD) 12.00noon Pawn Stars: Double bill. (HD) 1.00pm Forged in Fire (HD) 2.00 Storage Wars (HD) 3.00 Hunting Hitler (HD) 4.00 Ancient Top Ten (HD) 5.00 Forged in Fire (HD) 6.00 American Pickers (HD)

10.00 Mystery Pickers

Yesterday SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT 19 159 537 245 6.00am Find My Past 7.10 Secrets of the Bible 8.00 Diamond Decades 9.00 Unearthing WWII 10.00 Antiques Roadshow 11.00 Secrets of the Bible 12.00noon The World at War 1.00pm Unearthing WWII 2.00 Hidden Killers of the Edwardian Home 3.00-5.00 Yes, Minister: Triple bill. 5.00 Secrets of the Bible 6.00 The World at War: The battle for the Atlantic.

7.00

Horror in the East

7.00 Fast N’ Loud Revved Up A fire sale allows Richard to make enough cash to buy back the first car he and Aaron ever built together. (HD) 8.00 Fast N’ Loud Richard Rawlings prepares to sell cars worth one million dollars in total at the BarrettJackson auction. (HD)

7.00 Dr Dee: Alaska Vet Dr Dee Thornell visits a ranch to check on a pack horse and treats a dog with a mass that looks cancerous. (HD) 8.00 Dr Dee flies her mother to a remote clinic in Manley Hot Springs, Alaska. (HD)

7.00 Air Crash Investigation The China Airlines flight that came close to disaster in February 1985 when the engines stalled. (HD) 8.00 Car SOS Restoring a Caterham 7 that belongs to a former amateur racer, who had to retire after being diagnosed with cancer. (HD)

7.00 American Pickers Frank is tempted to go for broke when he spots the perfect oil can, and the spending spree continues at a mansion. (HD) 8.00 Highway Thru Hell Al works to clear a burning trailer off the Coq, and Colin rescues a delivery truck loaded with Christmas parcels.

7.00 Horror in the East Looking at Japan’s refusal to surrender in World War Two.

9.00 Junkyard Empire NEW EDITION Andy Cohen’s desire to grow his business pushes him to take on more work than he can handle. (HD)

9.00 Playhouse Masters The team is hired by model Ali Landry to build a playhouse inspired by a pigeon coop. (HD)

9.00 Border Wars How the Department of Homeland Security uses the latest technology and transport to protect US borders. (HD)

9.00 American Pickers On a family compound near New York City, a staggering collection of A-list mannequins leaves Mike speechless. (HD)

10.00 Diesel Brothers NEW EDITION The Dieselsellerz rebuild the Megaram as a new SEMA build. (HD) 11.00 Kingdig Customs (HD) 12.00m’t Junkyard Empire (HD) 1.00am Street Outlaws (HD) 2.00 Moonshiners (HD) 3.00 Junkyard Empire (HD) 3.50 Diesel Brothers (HD) 4.40 Mythbusters (HD) 5.306.00am How It’s Made (HD)

10.00 Animal Cops Houston The staff deals with fighting stallions.

10.00 NEW World’s Deadliest Gangs Criminal organisations. (HD)

10.00 Mystery Pickers NEW EDITION Dale gets a big surprise. (HD)

9.00 Porridge Fletch desperately wants to get out of the tedious task of making fishing nets. 9.40 Fletcher takes on the role of agony aunt and writes letters home for the other inmates.

11.00 Bondi Vet: Double bill. (HD) 1.00am Pit Bulls & Parolees: Double bill. (HD) 3.00 Monster Mako 3.50 Bondi Vet (HD) 4.40 My Cat from Hell (HD) 5.30-6.00am E-Vets: The Interns (HD)

11.00 Air Crash Investigation (HD) 12.00m’t WWII’s Greatest Raids (HD) 1.00am War Heroes of the Skies (HD) 2.00 Extreme Mechanics Alaska (HD) 3.00 Car SOS (HD) 4.005.00am Wicked Tuna (HD)

+1 hour SKY 521

SKY +1 hour 549

SKY VIRGIN +1 hour 527 267

VIRGIN 252

VIRGIN 258

Disc. History

Disc. Science

Nat Geo Wild

SKY VIRG 535 262

SKY VIRG 525 259

SKY 528 VIRGIN 264 HD 528/544 HD 265

6.00am Aircraft Stories 7.00 Off the Rails: Double bill. 8.00 Tanks 9.00 Deadliest Tech 10.00 Weapons of War: Double bill. 12.00noon World War II in Colour 1.00pm The Rise of the Nazi Party 2.00 Tanks 3.00 Egypt Unwrapped 4.00 World War II in Colour 5.00 Time Team 6.00 Inventions That Shook the World 7.00 Industrial Revelations: Double bill. 8.00 Gunslingers 9.00 Natural Born Outlaws 10.00 The Making of the Mob 11.00 World War II in Colour 12.00m’t Weapons of War: Double bill. 2.00am Time Team 3.00 Off the Rails: Double bill. 4.00 Tanks 5.00-6.00am World War II in Colour

6.00am Extreme Engineering 8.00 Incredible Engineering Blunders: Fixed 9.0011.00 Food Factory 11.00 How It’s Made 12.00noon How Do They Do It? 1.00pm Incredible Engineering Blunders: Fixed 2.00 Mythbusters 3.00 How the Universe Works 4.00 Nasa’s Unexplained Files 5.00-7.00 How Do They Do It? 7.00 Food Factory 8.00 How Do They Do It? 9.00 Mountain Monsters 10.00pm-12.00m’t How It’s Made: Back-to-back editions. 12.00m’t Nasa’s Unexplained Files 1.00am Mountain Monsters 2.00 Ghost Asylum 3.00 Mythbusters 3.50 How It’s Made 4.40 How the Universe Works 5.306.00am How Stuff’s Made

SKY VIRG +1 hour 536 263

VIRG +1 hour SKY 557 260

8.00 Monarchy by David Starkey The historian explores how the role of prime minister came about during the reign of King George I.

Eden SKY 532 VIRGIN 247 HD 532/563 HD 249 9.00am Human Universe (HD) 10.00 Secrets of Bones (HD) 11.00 The Brain with David Eagleman (HD) 12.00noon The Life of Mammals 1.00pm Human Universe (HD) 2.00 How Many People Can Live on Planet Earth? 3.00 The Brain with David Eagleman (HD) 4.00 Secrets of Bones (HD) 5.00 The Life of Mammals 6.00 The Brain with David Eagleman (HD)

6.00

The Brain with…

7.00 Human Universe Brian Cox explores the past, present and future of mankind, as well as the place and destiny of the human race. (HD) 8.00 How Many People Can Live on Planet Earth? Examining the impact of population growth on humans and the environment. 9.00 The Life of Mammals David Attenborough offers an insight into the most successful animals on the planet.

11.00 Forged in Fire 12.00m’t American Pickers (HD) 1.00am Mystery Pickers (HD) 2.00 Hunting Hitler (HD) 3.00 Ancient Top Ten (HD) 4.00 Storage Wars (HD) 5.006.00am Pawn Stars (HD)

10.20 Goodnight Sweetheart 11.00 The Secret Life of Alexander the Great 11.30 Horror in the East 12.30am The World at War 1.30 Secrets of the Bible 2.303.00am The Secret Life of Alexander the Great

10.00 Secrets of Bones: How skeletons have helped some vertebrates to flourish. (HD) 11.00 Wild Justice (HD) 12.00m’t How Many People Can Live on Planet Earth? 1.00am The Life of Mammals 2.00 Secrets of Bones 3.00 The Brain with David Eagleman (HD) 3.50 Wild Justice (HD) 4.40 Human Universe (HD) 5.30-6.00am Wild Ones (HD)

SKY VIRGIN +1 hour 530 271

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VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 533 248

Turbo SKY VIRG 524 261

8.00am Caught in the Act 6.00am Railroad Alaska (HD) 9.00 Yukon Vet 7.00 Overhaulin’ (HD) 10.00 Alaska’s Wild 8.00 Wheeler Dealers Coast (HD) 11.00 Wild 9.00 Fast N’ Loud Alaska (HD) 12.00noon 10.00 Alaska Mega Extreme Alaska (HD) Machines 11.00 1.00pm Caught in the Act What’s My Car Worth? (HD) 2.00-5.00 Africa’s 12.00noon Chasing Predator Zones (HD) Classic Cars: Double bill. 5.00 Hippo v Croc (HD) 1.00pm Railroad Alaska 6.00 Wild Africa (HD) 2.00 Alaska Mega 7.00 Lions v Hippos (HD) Machines 3.00 Fast N’ 8.00 Animal Fight Club Loud 4.00 Wheeler NEW EDITION Lions v Dealers: Double bill. honey badgers. (HD) 6.00 Chasing Classic 9.00 Battles between Cars: Double bill. 7.00 wild animals. (HD) What’s My Car Worth? Double bill. 8.00 10.00 Wild Yellowstone The national park’s Alaska Mega Machines diverse wildlife. (HD) 9.00 Planes That Never 11.00 Animal Fight Club Flew 10.00 Wheeler (HD) 12.00m’t Survive Dealers 11.00 Alaska The Wild (HD) 1.00am Mega Machines 12.00m’t Caught in the Act (HD) Fast N’ Loud: Double bill. 2.00 India’s Elephant 2.00am Chasing Classic Mountain (HD) 3.00 Cars 3.00 Overhaulin’ Alaska’s Wild Coast 4.40 Alaska Mega (HD) 4.00-5.00am Machines 5.30-6.00am Wild Alaska (HD) Wheeler Dealers

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7.00am War on the 6.00am Highlights 8.00 The First 48 (HD) 9.00 Cold Eastern Front: Leningrad Case Files (HD) 10.00 8.10 Shalom Y’All 9.30 Unusual Suspects (HD) Real Country House: 11.00 Homicide Hunter Double bill. 10.35 (HD) 12.00noon On the Shalom Y’All 11.55 Case with Paula Zahn (HD) Hitler’s Holocaust 2.00pm Snapped: Women 1.00pm Riddles of the Who Kill 3.00 Cold Case Sphinx 2.10 War on the Files (HD) 4.00 Unusual Eastern Front: Leningrad Suspects (HD) 5.00 3.15 Real Country House Robbie Coltrane’s Critical 4.30 Hitler’s Holocaust Evidence (HD) 7.00 5.35 Riddles of the Snapped: Women Who Kill Sphinx 6.45 War on the NEW EDITION 8.00 On Eastern Front: Leningrad the Case with Paula Zahn 7.50 Building Pharaoh’s (HD) 9.00 Crimes That Chariot Testing replicas Shook Britain (HD) of Ancient Egyptian 10.00 Britain’s Darkest royal chariots. Taboos (HD) 11.00 The 9.00 NEW Defeating ISIS: First 48 (HD) 12.00m’t The Impossible Snapped: Women Who Kill Coalition Examining the 1.00am Fatal Vows (HD) fight against Islamic State. 2.00 Cold Case Files (HD) 10.15 Hitler’s Holocaust 3.00 Britain’s Darkest Taboos (HD) 4.00 Fatal 11.20 Building Pharaoh’s Vows (HD) 5.00-6.00am Chariot 12.30-1.00am Unusual Suspects (HD) Space Mistakes: How Nasa Failures SKY +1 hour 554 Furthered Exploration

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6.00am Misfit Garage (HD) 7.00 Alaskan Bush People (HD) 8.00 Tanked (HD) 9.00 Mythbusters (HD) 10.00 Fast N’ Loud: Double bill. (HD) 12.00noon Overhaulin’ (HD) 1.00pm Street Outlaws (HD) 2.00 Alaskan Bush People (HD) 3.00 Yukon Men (HD) 4.00 Gold Divers: Under the Ice (HD) 5.00 Mythbusters (HD) 6.00 Wheeler Dealers: Mike Brewer and Edd China make a Ford rally car. (HD)

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6.00am Hungry Hearts 8.05 Keanu 10.00 PREMIERE Zoom 11.50 Jason Bourne 2.00pm Tell Me How I Die Thriller starring Nathan Kress. (S) (2016, 15, 107min) ★★ 4.05 Hungry Hearts Psychological drama starring Adam Driver and Alba Rohrwacher. (S) (2014, 15, 113min) ★★★ 6.10 Keanu Action comedy starring Jordan Peele and Keegan-Michael Key. (S) (2016, 15, 100min) ★★★

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Films Sky Family

6.00am Teacher’s Pet 7.20 The Little Mermaid 9.00 Lava 9.10 The Incredibles 11.15 A Bug’s Life 1.00pm First Kid Family comedy. (S) (1996, PG, 97min) ★★ 2.50 Presto 3.00 Pocahontas Animation. (S) (1995, U, 81min) ★★★ 4.30 The Little Mermaid Animated musical. (S) (1989, U, 87min) ★★★★★ 6.00 The Incredibles Animated comedy adventure. (S) (2004, U, 120min) ★★★★★

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6.05am Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie 7.45 Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie 9.25 Aquamarine 11.10 Capture the Flag 12.45pm Babe As 8.00pm. 2.20 Babe: Pig in the City As 9.35pm. 4.00 Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Musical fantasy with Dick Van Dyke. (S) (1968, U, 136min) ★★★★ 6.25 Capture the Flag Animated adventure featuring the voice of Sam Fink. (S) (2015, PG, 94min) ★★★

6.10am Extraction 7.50 Precious Cargo 9.25 Avengers Assemble 11.50 Hitman: Agent 47 1.30pm Colt 45 French thriller starring Ymanol Perset and Gerard Lanvin. Subtitled. (2014, 15, 85min) ★★★ 3.00 The Patriot Epic period drama starring Mel Gibson and Heath Ledger. (S) (2000, 15, 167min) ★★★ 5.50 The Mummy Action adventure starring Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz. (S) (1999, 15, 124min) ★★★

SKY 308 VIRGIN 438 HD 308/335 HD 408 6.40am The Top Ten Show 2017 7.00 Date and Switch 8.40 Working Girl 10.40 Nine Months 12.30pm Pitch Perfect 2 Comedy sequel as 8.00pm. 2.30 Zoolander 2 Comedy as shown at 10.00pm. 4.20 Entourage Comedy based on the TV series, starring Adrian Grenier. (S) (2015, 15, 102min) ★★★ 6.10 Vacation Comedy sequel starring Ed Helms and Christina Applegate. (S) (2015, 15, 97min) ★★

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8.00 Jason Bourne Action thriller starring Matt Damon. The former CIA operative is drawn out of hiding to uncover more truths about his past. With Tommy Lee Jones, Alicia Vikander and Julia Stiles. (S) (2016, 12, 123min) ★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

10.10 PREMIERE Zoom Comedy starring Alison Pill. The lives of a novelist, an artist and a film director collide in unexpected ways. (2015, 15, 96min) ★★★ See review, page19 SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

12.00m’t Sausage Party Animated comedy. (S) (2016, 15, 89min) ★★ 1.45am Elstree 1976 Documentary. (S) (2015, 12, 97min) ★★★★ 3.40 Sadie’s Last Days on Earth Comedy. (S) (2016, PG, 90min) ★★ 5.30-6.00am Ghostbusters: Special

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8.00 A Bug’s Life Animation featuring the voices of Kevin Spacey and Dave Foley. An ant colony is terrorised by a bunch of mean grasshoppers, but one of them rebels and sets out to find help. (S) (1998, U, 94min) ★★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

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8.00 Babe Comedy drama about a talking pig who wants to be a sheepdog, starring James Cromwell and Magda Szubanski, with the voice of Christine Cavanaugh. (S) (1995, U, 92min) ★★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

9.40 My Favorite Martian Sci-fi comedy starring Jeff Daniels and Christopher Lloyd. A television producer meets and befriends a Martian who plays havoc with his personal life. (S) (1999, PG, 93min) ★ 11.20 In Search of the Castaways Family adventure starring Maurice Chevalier. (1961, U, 100min) ★★★ 1.10am Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey Adventure. (S) (1992, U, 84min) ★★★ 2.45 Oliver & Company Animated Disney version of Oliver Twist. (S) (1988, U, 72min) ★★★ 4.10-6.05am The Absent-Minded Professor Comedy fantasy. (S) (1961, U, 97min) ★★★★

11.15 Aquamarine Teen fantasy comedy starring Emma Roberts. (S) (2006, PG, 103min) ★★★ 1.00am Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie Fantasy adventure starring Paul Freeman. (S) (1995, PG, 96min) ★★ 2.40 Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie Family adventure fantasy sequel. (S) (1997, PG, 99min) ★ 4.25-6.50am Chitty Chitty Bang Bang As shown at 4.00pm.

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10.25 Hitman: Agent 47 Action thriller starring Rupert Friend. A genetically engineered assassin fights a corporation that plans to create an army of superhuman killers. (S) (2015, 15, 92min) ★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

12.05am 12 Rounds Action thriller. (S) (2009, 12, 103min) ★★ 2.00 Twister Thriller starring Helen Hunt. (S) (1996, PG, 114min) ★★★ 4.00-6.25am Tora! Tora! Tora! World War Two epic starring Martin Balsam. (S) (1970, U, 144min) ★★★

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8.00 Pitch Perfect 2 Comedy sequel starring Anna Kendrick and Rebel Wilson. The Barden Bellas try to recover from a disastrous performance by winning the World Championships of A Cappella. (S) (2015, 12, 112min) ★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

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8.00 Avengers Assemble Blockbuster comic-book adventure starring Robert Downey Jr, Chris Evans, Mark Ruffalo and Scarlett Johansson. Superheroes Iron Man, The Hulk, Thor and Captain America team up to save the planet from an alien invasion. (S) (2012, 12, 137min) ★★★★

9.35 Babe: Pig in the City Comedy drama sequel starring Magda Szubanski, James Cromwell and Mickey Rooney. Babe the talking pig saves the day when the farm is threatened with bankruptcy. (S) (1998, U, 96min) ★★★★

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11.50 The Heartbreak Kid Comedy starring Ben Stiller and Michelle Monaghan. (S) (2007, 15, 115min) ★ 1.50am Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo Raunchy comedy sequel. (S) (2005, 15, 83min) ★ 3.20 Road Trip Teen comedy. (S) (2000, 15, 94min) ★★★ 5.00-6.50am What About Bob? Comedy. (1991, PG, 99min) ★★★★

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6.00am The Legend of Bagger Vance 8.20 The Bourne Identity 10.30 Good Will Hunting 12.50pm The Adjustment Bureau 2.50 Ocean’s Eleven As 12.10am. 4.50 The Bourne Identity Spy thriller based on the novel by Robert Ludlum, starring Matt Damon, Franka Potente, Chris Cooper and Clive Owen. (2002, 12, 119min) ★★★★★

6.00am We’re No Angels 8.00 The Top Ten Show 2017 8.20 Arrowhead 10.20 Planet of the Apes 12.20pm Me, Myself & Irene As 8.00pm. 2.20 Bruce Almighty As 10.00pm. 4.10 Five Easy Pieces Cult drama. (S) (1970, 15, 98min) ★★★★★ 6.00 Planet of the Apes Sci-fi adventure. (S) (1968, PG, 112min) ★★★★★

6.10am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors 6.45 Charro! 8.45 The Ballad of Cable Hogue 11.05 Gunsight Ridge 12.50pm Bonanza 3.00 The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes Mystery. (1939, b/w, PG, 83min) ★★★★★ 4.40 The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes Billy Wilder’s offbeat drama. (1970, PG, 125min) ★★★

6.00am Johnny On The Spot 7.30 Tate 8.00 Assignment Redhead 9.35 Glimpses 9.45 White Cradle Inn 11.25 Terminus 12.00noon Glimpses: 34 Moore Street 12.10pm Chance of a Lifetime 2.00 Dry Rot 3.35 Glimpses: Boarding House Blues 4.00 The Bulldog Breed 6.00 The Freewheelers 6.30 They Can’t Hang Me

8.00am Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 9.00 Star Trek: Voyager 10.00 Star Trek 11.00 Silent Predators 12.50pm Horror Highlights 1.00 The Last Man on Planet Earth 2.50 Horror Highlights 3.00 Hercules: The Legendary Journeys 4.00 Witchslayer Gretl 5.50 Horror Highlights 6.00 Star Trek (Series 2)

7.00am Single Santa Seeks Mrs Claus 9.00 Daughter of the Bride 11.00 Romance on the Orient Express 1.00pm The Waltons 2.00 Little House on the Prairie 3.00 The Children Nobody Wanted Drama. (1981, PG, 100min) ★★ 5.00 Two Small Voices Drama starring Mary McDonnell. (1997, 15, 88min) ★★★

7.00 Matt Damon Touchscreen 8.00 Good Will Hunting Drama starring Matt Damon, Robin Williams and Ben Affleck. (1997, 15, 126min) ★★★★ 10.10 The Adjustment Bureau Romantic sci-fi thriller starring Matt Damon and Emily Blunt. (2011, 12, 105min) ★★★★ 12.10am Ocean’s Eleven Thriller with George Clooney, Brad Pitt and Matt Damon. (S) (2001, 12, 116min) ★★★★ 2.20 Matt Damon Touchscreen 3.20 The Legend of Bagger Vance Sports fantasy. (S) (2000, PG, 126min) ★★★ 5.30-6.00am Guardians of the Galaxy 2: Special

8.00 Me, Myself & Irene Comedy thriller starring Jim Carrey and Renée Zellweger. (S) (2000, 15, 117min) ★★★ 10.00 Bruce Almighty Comedy starring Jim Carrey and Morgan Freeman. (S) (2003, 12, 96min) ★★★ 11.45 The Cable Guy Black comedy starring Jim Carrey. (S) (1996, 12, 96min) ★★★ 1.30am Broadcast News Satirical comedy drama starring William Hurt. (S) (1987, 15, 131min) ★★★★★ 3.50-7.15am The Greatest Story Ever Told Hollywood version of the life of Christ. (S) (1965, U, 225min) ★★★

7.15 Beetlejuice Fantasy comedy with Michael Keaton, Alec Baldwin and Geena Davis. (1988, 15, 92min) ★★★★ 9.00 Fatal Attraction Thriller starring Michael Douglas, Glenn Close and Anne Archer. (1987, 18, 120min) ★★★★ 11.30 Internal Affairs Thriller about corruption in the LA police force, starring Andy Garcia and Richard Gere. (1990, 18, 117min) ★★★★ 1.50am Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura 3.55-6.00am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors

8.00 Penny Gold Murder mystery starring Francesca Annis. (1974, PG, 90min) ★ 9.45 Glimpses: Sail Ho 10.00 Cosh Boy Crime drama. (1952, b/w, 15, 75min) ★★ 11.30 Honey West 12.00m’t Look Back in Anger Film version of John Osborne’s classic play, starring Richard Burton. (1959, b/w, PG, 99min) ★★★★ 2.00am Invasion of the Bee Girls Erotic sci-fi thriller. (1973, 18, 82min) ★ 3.45 The Big Game Drama. (1995, PG, 99min) ★★ 5.50-6.00am Glimpses: Pet’s Corner Short film set in a zoo.

7.00 Star Trek: Voyager Faces: 14/16. B’Elanna is subjected to genetic experiments. (Series 1) 8.00 The 4400 Carrier: 8/13. Tom and Diana investigate a lethal plague. (Series 2) 9.00 The Signal Sci-fi thriller starring Brenton Thwaites. (2014, 15, 97min) ★★ 10.55 Blood from the Mummy’s Tomb Horror. (1971, 15, 87min) ★★★ 12.45am Texas Chainsaw Horror. (2013, 18, 90min) ★ 2.35-4.30am Book of Blood Supernatural horror fantasy. (2008, 18, 96min) ★★

7.00 Holiday Engagement Festive comedy starring Bonnie Somerville and Shelley Long. (2011, PG, 120min) ★★ 9.00 Roots 6/12. Period drama following the history of a black American family. 11.00 Wicked Love Fact-based Australian crime drama starring Rebecca Gibney. (2010, 12, 120min) ★★ 1.00am The Waltons 3.00 Little House on the Prairie Double bill 5.00-7.00am Tears in the Rain Drama starring Sharon Stone. (1988, PG, 101min) ★★

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7.15am McCanick 9.05 Escape from Alcatraz 11.10 In the Line of Fire 1.30pm Money Monster As shown at 9.00pm. 3.20 Terminal Velocity As shown at 12.20am. 5.15 The Fast and the Furious Action thriller starring Vin Diesel and Paul Walker. (S) (2001, 15, 107min) ★★★ 7.15 12 Rounds 3: Lockdown Action thriller sequel with Jonathan Good, Roger R Cross and Lochlyn Munro. (S) (2015, 15, 88min) ★★

Money Monster

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9.00 Money Monster Crime thriller starring George Clooney and Julia Roberts. A TV host and his producer are held hostage live on air by a man who lost everything after following their advice. (S) (2016, 15, 99min) ★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

10.40 We Still Kill the Old Way Gangster drama starring Ian Ogilvy and Alison Doody. (S) (2014, 18, 94min) ★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

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8.00 Tristan + Isolde Romantic medieval drama inspired by the ancient Celtic myth about the tragic star-crossed love between an English knight and an Irish princess. Stars James Franco, Sophia Myles, Rufus Sewell and Mark Strong. (S) (2006, 12, 125min) ★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

10.10 The 33 Fact-based drama starring Antonio Banderas and Juliette Binoche. A group of Chilean copper miners faces a struggle for survival when trapped underground for 69 days. With Rodrigo Santoro. (S) (2015, 12, 127min) ★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

12.20am Terminal Velocity Action thriller. (S) (1994, 15, 102min) ★★ 2.05 12 Rounds 3: Lockdown Action thriller, as shown at 7.15pm. 3.40 Careful What You Wish For Thriller. (S) (2015, 15, 91min) ★★ 5.15-7.00am Loss of Faith Crime drama. (S) (1997, PG, 89min) ★★

12.25am The Longest Ride Romantic drama. (S) (2015, 12, 125min) ★★★ 2.40 Kelly & Cal Drama with Juliette Lewis. (S) (2014, 15, 106min) ★★★ 4.35-6.20am Blue Hawaii Musical with Elvis Presley and Joan Blackman. (S) (1961, PG, 103min) ★★

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6.00am Ant-Man 8.05 Superman II 10.20 Superman III 12.30pm Back to the Future Part II Comedy adventure sequel. (S) (1989, PG, 107min) ★★★ 2.30 Ant-Man Superhero adventure starring Paul Rudd. (S) (2015, 12, 117min) ★★★ 4.30 Superman II Fantasy adventure sequel. (S) (1980, PG, 127min) ★★★ 6.45 Superman III Fantasy adventure sequel with Christopher Reeve. (S) (1983, PG, 123min) ★★★

The Green Mile

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9.00 The Green Mile Supernatural drama based on the novella by Stephen King, starring Tom Hanks and Michael Clarke Duncan. A Depression-era prison guard encounters a death-row inmate who possesses a magical gift. (S) (1999, 18, 189min) ★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

12.20am 28 Days Later Horror thriller starring Cillian Murphy, Naomie Harris and Megan Burns. (S) (2002, 18, 113min) ★★★ 2.30 28 Weeks Later Horror thriller sequel to 28 Days Later, starring Robert Carlyle and Rose Byrne. (S) (2007, 18, 99min) ★★★ 4.25-6.25am Back to the Future Part II As shown at 12.30pm.

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9.00am Enemy Within 11.10 Cries in the Dark 1.15pm Sony Movie News Extra 1.25 French Kiss Comedy. (1995, 15, 111min) ★★ 3.35 Sony Movie News Extra 3.45 Last Action Hero Action fantasy. (1993, 15, 130min) ★★★ 6.25 Sony Movie News Extra 6.35 Steel Magnolias Comedy drama. (1989, PG, 115min) ★★★★

7.00am A Kind of Magic 9.00 Before You Say ‘I Do’ 11.00 Touched 1.00pm Framed for Murder: A Fixer Upper Mystery 3.00 Mechanics of Love Romantic drama starring Shenae Grimes-Beech. (2016, PG, 90min) ★★ 5.00 My George Romantic comedy with Sarah Lancaster. (2014, PG, 87min) ★★

6.00am The Boy with Green Hair 7.35 Beat the Devil 9.25 The Big Steal 10.50 The Whistle Blower 1.00pm Crash Point Zero Adventure starring Treat Williams. (2000, 15, 93min) ★★ 2.55 Battlefield 4.05 The Race to Berlin 5.20 The Body Stealers Sci-fi drama starring George Sanders. (1969, PG, 105min) ★★

9.00 Repo Men Sci-fi action thriller starring Jude Law and Forest Whitaker. A man employed to repossess artificial organs questions his career when he needs a mechanical heart he cannot pay for. (2009, 18, 111min) ★ 11.35 Pistol Whipped Action thriller starring Steven Seagal. (2007, 15, 96min) ★★★ 1.45am Out of Reach Action thriller starring Steven Seagal. (2004, 15, 82min) ★ 3.35-6.00am Revolution Historical drama starring Al Pacino. (1985, PG, 123min) ★

7.00 Harvest Moon Romantic drama with Jesse Hutch, Willie Aames and Tony Alcantar. (2015, PG, 84min) ★★ 9.00 Karen Kingsbury’s The Bridge 1/2. Romantic drama starring Wyatt Nash, Katie Findlay and Faith Ford. 11.00 Casa Vita Drama starring Lindsey Morgan and Hector Bucio. (2015, PG, 90min) ★★ 1.00am Along Came a Nanny Drama starring Cameron Mathison and Leah Cairns. (2014, PG, 84min) ★★ 3.00-5.00am A Dog Named Duke Drama starring Steven Weber and Sarah Smyth. (2012, PG, 95min) ★★★

7.10 A Coffin for the Sheriff Western, starring Anthony Steffen and Eduardo Fajardo. (1965, 15, 95min) ★★ 9.00 Django Kills Softly Spaghetti Western starring George Eastman, Mimmo Maggio and Liana Orfei. (1968, 15, 85min) ★★ 10.45 Django Spaghetti Western starring Franco Nero and Loredana Nusciak. (1966, 15, 87min) ★★★ 12.35am Deadly Descent Horror starring Lauren O’Neil. (2013, 12, 85min) ★★ 2.15-4.00am Hotel Reserve Thriller starring James Mason. (1944, b/w, U, 89min) ★★

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6.40am Hell Is for Heroes! 8.15 Warsaw 44 10.25 Battle for Sevastopol 12.30pm The Great Escape Classic adventure. (S) (1963, PG, 166min) ★★★★★ 3.25 The Longest Day Epic World War Two action drama starring John Wayne. (S) (1962, b/w, PG, 182min) ★★★★ 6.25 Hell Is for Heroes! World War Two action drama starring Steve McQueen and James Coburn. (S) (1962, b/w, 12, 90min) ★★★

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■ (HD) denotes HD on Sky or Virgin ■ Films start at 11.00am 11.00am It Came from Beneath the Sea 12.45pm Ice Cold in Alex British war drama. (S) (1958, b/w, PG, 129min) ★★★★ 3.20 The Flight of the Phoenix Adventure. (S) (1965, PG, 142min) ★★★★ 6.20 Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World Adventure. (S) (2003, 12, 138min) ★★★★

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8.00 The Guns of Navarone World War Two adventure starring Gregory Peck and David Niven as commandos on a daring mission to destroy German guns in a seemingly impenetrable fort on an island in the Aegean. With Anthony Quinn and Stanley Baker. (S) (1961, PG, 150min) ★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

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6.10am Definitely, Maybe 8.10 The Age of Adaline 10.10 The Benefactor 11.50 The Way We Were 1.55pm Ordinary People Drama starring Donald Sutherland. (S) (1980, 15, 124min) ★★★★ 4.05 Paper Towns Romantic mystery starring Nat Wolff and Cara Delevingne. (S) (2015, 12, 109min) ★★★ 6.00 Max Drama starring Thomas Haden Church and Josh Wiggins. (S) (2015, 12, 108min) ★★

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9.00 Unknown Conspiracy thriller starring Liam Neeson and Diane Kruger. An amnesiac scientist discovers that another man has stolen his identity. (S) (2011, 12, 113min) ★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

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10.45 Battle for Sevastopol Fact-based drama with Yuliya Peresild and Evgeniy Tsyganov. A female sniper becomes a Russian hero during World War Two, and tries to bring the US into the Allies. Partly subtitled. (S) (2015, 15, 118min) ★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

12.50am Warsaw 44 Polish war drama. Subtitled. (2014, 15, 122min) ★★★ 3.00-6.00am The Longest Day Epic World War Two drama, as 3.25pm.

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11.15 Our Idiot Brother Comedy. (S) (2011, 15, 90min) ★★★ 1.00-3.40am Nostalgia Romantic story. (1983, 15, 120min) ★★★

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FILMS SHOWN ON OTHER CHANNELS TONIGHT EVENING (6-10pm) 8.00pm Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery Comedy Central Extra Comedy starring Mike Myers. (HD) ★★★ 9.00pm Mission: Impossible ITV4 Brian De Palma’s action thriller based on the cult 1960s TV series, starring Tom Cruise, Jon Voight and Emmanuelle Béart. (HD) ★★★ 9.00pm 22 Jump Street 5STAR Crime comedy starring Channing Tatum. ★★★ 9.00pm Waterworld Syfy Sci-fi action adventure starring Kevin Costner. ★★★

10pm TILL LATE 11.05pm Parker Channel 5 Revenge thriller starring Jason Statham. (HD) ★★★ 11.50pm The Faculty Syfy Sci-fi horror chiller scripted by Scream writer Kevin Williamson, starring Elijah Wood. ★★★

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11.10 Weather (S)(HD) 11.15 Dara and Ed’s Road to Mandalay 1/3. Dara O Briain and Ed Byrne explore South East Asia, travelling more than 3000 miles from Malaysia to Myanmar as they forge their way to the historic city of Mandalay. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 12.15-2.45am Sign Zone: Madeleine McCann: 10 Years On (S)(R) 1.15 MasterChef (S)(R)(AD) 1.45 The Great Pottery Throw Down (S)(R)(AD) 2.45-6.00am Previews (S)(HD)

4/6. Interactive comedy game show hosted by Alexander Armstrong, which uses an app to poll the viewing public on moral dilemmas. Frank Skinner and Jonathan Ross are the team captains. (S)(HD)

9.00 NEW SERIES Long Lost Family: What Happened Next 1/3. Davina McCall and Nicky Campbell revisit some of the series’ searches to find out how lives have been transformed, starting with two stories of reunited siblings. (S)(HD)

10.00 ITV News (S)

10.40 Local News (S) 10.50 Little Boy Blue 3/4. When potential witness Claire Olssen is intimidated into changing her statement, the investigation team looks for alternative ways to reinforce its case. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 11.50 Car Crash Britain: Caught on Camera 1/4. Road accidents captured on personal cameras. (S)(R)(HD) 12.45am Jackpot247 3.00 Loose Women (R)(HD) 3.50 ITV Nightscreen (HD) 5.05-6.00am The Jeremy Kyle Show Lively studio talk show. (S)(R)(HD)

+1hour

SKY 131

VIRGIN FREEVIEW FREESAT 112 33 114

7.55 Party Election Broadcast Political broadcast. (S)

8.00 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners SERIES FINALE 4/4. A duo clean the three-bedroomed bungalow of single US mum in Washington state, where each of her rooms is packed with bargain buys. (S)(HD)(AD)

9.00 One Born Every Minute Being unable to control her labour heightens a 24-year-old first-time mum’s anxiety, and a couple who struggled to conceive prepare for their second baby. (S)(HD)(AD) ■ Repeated tomorrow

10.00 First Dates A Welsh beauty therapist with alopecia meets a rugby-loving teaching assistant, and a model hopes to find romance with a business owner. (S)(HD)(AD) ■ Repeated on Thursday

11.05 Confessions of a Junior Doctor (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 12.10am The Island with Bear Grylls (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 1.05 The Supervet (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 2.00 Rescue Dog to Super Dog (S)(R)(HD) 2.50 Shipping Wars UK (S)(R)(HD) 3.15 Building the Dream (S)(HD) 4.10 Location, Location, Location (S)(R) (HD) 5.05-6.00am Fifteen to One General knowledge quiz. (S)(R)(HD)

+1hour

SKY 135

VIRGIN F’VIEW 13 FREESAT HD 109 121 142

★★★★★ Excellent ★★★★ Very Good ★★★ Good ★★ Average ★ Poor


9 May CHANNEL 5

SKY 105 VIR 105 F’VIEW 5 F’SAT105 HD 105 HD 105

HD 105/171 HD 150

SKY 106 VIRGIN 110 HD 106 /217 HD 109

6.00am Hawaii Five-0 (S)(R)(HD) 7.00 Road Wars (S)(R)(HD) 8.00 Monkey Life (S)(R)(AD) 9.00 It’s Me or the Dog (S)(R)(HD) 10.00 Nothing to Declare (S)(R)(HD) 11.00 Forever (S)(R)(HD) 12.00noon NCIS: Los Angeles Traitor: 9/24. Granger is poisoned by the mole. (Series 6) (S)(R)(HD) 1.00pm Hawaii Five-0 (S)(R)(HD) 2.00 Hawaii Five-0 (S)(R)(HD) 3.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (S)(R)(HD) 4.00 Haven (R)(HD) 5.00 Modern Family (S)(R)(HD) 5.30 Modern Family (S)(R)(HD) 6.00 Futurama My Three Suns: Fry finds himself the ruler of an alien world after accidentally consuming the planet’s emperor. (S)(R)(AD) 6.30 The Simpsons Puffless: Patty moves in with the family. (S)(R)(HD)

LOCAL VARIATIONS BBC1 SCOTLAND

Sky 951, Virgin 862, Freesat 960

8.00pm River City 9.00-10.00 MasterChef: The Finals 11.00 Our Friend Victoria 11.30 Holby City 12.30am The Truth About Stress 1.30 Weather for the Week Ahead 1.35-6.00am BBC News

N. IRELAND

Sky 953, Virgin 863, Freesat 957

No variations

WALES

Sky 952, Virgin 864, Freesat 964

10.40pm NEW Sweet Sixteen: A Transgender Story 11.20 NEW Football Abuse: The Ugly Side of the Beautiful Game 12.20am The Truth About Stress 1.20 Weather for the Week Ahead 1.25-6.00am BBC News

BBC2 SCOTLAND

Sky 970, Freesat 970

NEW 9.00

Elizabeth I: Battle for the…

7.00 Police Interceptors 7/12. A dog-handler hunts down a suspected knifeman, while two interceptors are on the trail of suspected armed robbers, and a sergeant wrestles with a drunken reveller. (S)(R)(HD)

8.00 The Yorkshire Vet 4/8. Julian Norton has to remove a large lump from between a Highland cow’s horns, then must find out why a horse has broken out in bumps from head to hoof, and Peter Wright helps a ewe deliver her first lambs. (S)(HD)(AD)

9.00 NEW SERIES Elizabeth I: Battle for the Throne 1/3. Docu-drama about Queen Elizabeth I, reconstructing key moments in her reign and beginning with her rise to the throne. Stars Lily Cole. (S)(HD)

10.00 Mind the Age Gap 2/5. The cross-generational volunteers continue to live together. Naman is feeling isolated, single mum Tracy enrols octogenarian Dee on Tinder, and tension grows between Bob and Ty. (S)(HD) 11.05 20 Moments That Rocked Pop 2/3. Countdown of significant performers, songs or occasions that impacted the genre, including 1985’s Live Aid concert. (S)(R)(HD) 12.30am Impractical Jokers UK (S) (R)(HD) 1.00 SuperCasino 3.10 Top 20 Funniest (S)(HD) 4.00 Britain’s Biggest Mosque (S)(SL)(R)(HD) 4.45 House Doctor (S)(SL)(R) 5.10 HouseBusters (S)(SL)(R) 5.356.00am Wildlife SOS (S)(SL)(R)

+1hour

SKY VIRGIN FREEVIEW FREESAT 44 128 177 155

No variations

10.00 The Force: Essex

N. IRELAND

7.00 The Simpsons

No variations

Treehouse of Horror XXVI: The show’s 26th Halloween special. Lisa, Bart and Milhouse gain superpowers. (S)(R)(HD) 7.30 Girly Edition: Bart begins co-hosting a kids’ news programme with Lisa. (S)(R)(HD)

8.00 Supergirl NEW EPISODE Alex: 19/22. Alex is kidnapped and the abductor threatens to kill her unless Supergirl releases a notorious criminal from prison, while Rhea has an interesting proposal for Lena. (Series 2) (S)(HD)

9.00 The Flash NEW EPISODE I Know Who You Are: 20/23. Barry and the team meet a scientist who may be the key to stopping Savitar, but Killer Frost is also after her, while Joe and Cecile’s relationship takes a big turn. (Series 3) (S)(HD)

10.00 The Force: Essex NEW EDITION 5/10. Officers pursue a joyrider in Southend, a suspected drug dealer is arrested in Colchester, and there is trouble to deal with in Basildon. (HD)

11.00 Hawaii Five-0 Puka ’ana (Exodus) 19/25. McGarrett and Kono suspect a girl may be the victim of a sex-trafficking ring. (Series 7) (R)(HD) 12.00m’t Duck Quacks Don’t Echo (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 1.00am Hawaii Five-0 (Series 2) (S)(R)(HD) 2.00 Legends (S)(R)(HD) 3.00 DC’s Legends of Tomorrow (S)(R)(HD) (AD) 4.00 Got to Dance (S)(R)(HD) 5.00-6.00am Road Wars (S)(R)

+1hour

SKY 130

(S) Subtitles (SL) Signing (R) Repeat (HD) High Definition (AD) Audio Description

Sky 972, Freesat 969

BBC4

MORE4

SKY 116 VIR107 F’VIEW 9 F’SAT110

SKY 138 VIR147 F’VIEW F’SAT 124 HD 138/231 HD 195 14

HD116/143 HD163 HD 106 HD 107

7.00pm 100 Days+ (HD) 7.30 Handmade on the Silk Road 2/3. The series follows Shavkat Jumanijozov, who has been working with wood in Khiva, Uzbekistan, for more than 30 years, producing carved doors, chests and pillars. (HD)(AD)

8.00 NEW Eurovision Song Contest Semi-Finals

ITV 10.50pm Wales on TV 11.20-11.50pm Judge Rinder’s Crime Stories

S4C Sky 134, Virgin 166, Freesat 120

6.00am Cyw 12.00noon Heno 1.00pm Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 1.05 Aled Jones: Fy Nhaith Glasurol 1.30 Trefi Gwyllt Iolo 2.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 2.05 Prynhawn Da 3.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 3.05 Cefn Gwlad: Thomas Vaughan Jones Edwards 4.00 Awr Fawr 5.00 Stwnsh: Ffeil 5.05 Stwnsh: Sgorio 5.30 Stwnsh: Tag 6.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 6.05 Becws 6.30 Ralïo+ 7.00 Heno 7.30 Rownd a Rownd 8.00 Pobol y Cwm 8.25 Ceffylau Cymru 9.00 Newyddion 9 a’r Tywydd 9.30 NEW SERIES Y Ditectif 10.00 Iselder: Un Cam ar y Tro 11.00-11.35pm Cofio gyda Margaret Williams

New issue on sale today

build a shed-like family home and workspace at an old milk yard in south-east London, but their choice of unconventional, industrial-style materials proves challenging. (HD)(AD)

Hours in A&E (HD)(AD) 1.05 11.00 Rome’s Lost Empire: Satellite Selling Houses with Amanda technology to reveal the secrets Lamb (HD)(AD) 2.10 UK’s Best of the Roman Empire. (HD)(AD) Place to Live (HD) 3.10-3.55am 12.30am Giant Otters of the 8 Out of 10 Cats (HD) Amazon: Natural World (HD) 1.30 The Story of Scottish Art VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT +1 hour SKY 139 196 86 125 (HD) 2.30-3.30am Joy of Abba

ITV2

E4

SKY 118 VIR115 F’VIEW F’SAT 113 6 HD 118/225 HD 176

SKY 136 VIR144 F’VIEW F’SAT HD136/202 HD 145 28 122

Sky 971, Freesat 971

As main ITV except: WALES

7.55 Grand Designs A couple

1/2. Mel Giedroyc and Scott Mills report from Kiev in Ukraine for the first 9.00 Selling Houses with semi-final of the Eurovision Song Contest. As 18 acts Amanda Lamb NEW battle it out for a place in the EDITION In Chester, the host 62nd annual competition on inspires three owners to 13 May, the UK’s entry Lucie spruce up their properties in Jones chats to the hosts about the hope of encouraging an all things Eurovision. (HD) offer from a buyer and his mother-in-law. (HD)(AD) 10.00 Joy of Abba 10.00 UK’s Best Place to Documentary exploring how the pop group raised the bar Live Sarah Beeny reveals for their music genre in the the nation’s most desirable 1970s and early 1980s, place to live. (HD) popularising the sound of 11.05 Ramsay’s Kitchen Swedish melancholy. Nightmares USA 12.00m’t 24

WALES

1.45pm First Minister’s Questions 2.352.50pm Coast

8.55am A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun (HD) 11.00am1.35pm Four in a Bed (HD) 1.35pm A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun (HD) 3.40 Time Team (HD) 5.50 Vet on the Hill (HD) 6.55 The Secret Life of 4 Year Olds (HD)

Tuesday

6.00-9.15am Milkshake! 9.15am The Wright Stuff (HD) 11.15 GPs: Behind Closed Doors A child with chickenpox. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 12.10pm News (S)(HD) 12.15 On Benefits: Cash-Strapped Couples Documentary. (S)(R)(HD) 1.15 Home and Away (S)(HD)(AD) 1.45 Neighbours (S)(HD)(AD) 2.15 NCIS: Los Angeles Patriot Acts. 20/24. (Series 3) (S)(R)(HD) 3.15 A Bone to Pick: An Aurora Teagarden Mystery Mystery starring Candace Cameron Bure. (S)(R)(HD) 5.00 News (S)(HD) 5.30 Neighbours Paige receives news from the hospital. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 6.00 Home and Away John visits the caravan park. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 6.30 News (S)(HD) 6.55 Party Election Broadcast (S)

SKY1

Tuesday

6.00am The Vamps: The Hot 6.00am Hollyoaks (HD)(AD) 6.30 Desk (HD) 6.10 Totally Bonkers Coach Trip: Road to Marbs (HD) Guinness World Records (HD) (AD) 7.00 Baby Daddy (HD) 6.35 Below Deck (HD) 7.20 7.55 Rules of Engagement (HD) The Ellen DeGeneres Show (HD) 8.55 Melissa & Joey (HD) 10.00 8.00 Emmerdale (HD)(AD) Baby Daddy (HD) 11.00 How I 8.30 Coronation Street (HD) Met Your Mother (HD)(AD) (AD) 9.35 Scorpion (HD) 10.25 12.00noon New Girl (HD)(AD) Below Deck (HD) 1.00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine 11.20 Who’s Doing the Dishes? (HD)(AD) 2.00 The Big Bang (HD) 12.25pm Emmerdale Theory (HD)(AD) 3.00 How I (HD)(AD) 12.55 Coronation Met Your Mother (HD)(AD) Street (HD)(AD) 2.00 The 4.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine (HD) Ellen DeGeneres Show NEW (AD) 5.00 New Girl (HD)(AD) EDITION (HD) 2.50 The 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (HD) Jeremy Kyle Show (HD) 5.00 (AD) 7.00 Hollyoaks (HD)(AD) Judge Rinder (HD) 6.00-8.00 7.30 Black-ish NEW EPISODE You’ve Been Framed! Gold 11/24. (Series 3) (HD)(AD)

8.00 Two and a Half Men 5/22. Jake moves into his mother’s house. (HD) 8.30 6/22. Charlie kicks Alan out. (Series 7) (HD)

9.00 Hell’s Kitchen USA

8.00 The Goldbergs NEW EPISODE 22/24. A TV movie freaks out Barry. (HD)(AD) 8.30 7/24. A Thanksgiving Day parade causes problems. (Series 4) (HD)(AD)

SERIES FINALE The final two 9.00 E4’s Tattoo Artist of chefs work on their menus for the Year: The Finale the last dinner service. (HD) SERIES FINALE 6/6. The grand final. (HD)(AD) 10.00 Family Guy Book of Joe: 2/18. Peter helps Joe to 10.00 Bizarre ER NEW publish a book. (HD)(AD) EDITION A lad who overdosed 10.25 The Simpsons Guy on holiday sun. (HD)(AD) – Part One: 1/18. The Griffins 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (HD) get stuck in Springfield. (AD) 12.00m’t Tattoo Fixers (Series 13) (HD)(AD) (SL)(HD) 1.00am Gogglebox 11.00 Family Guy: Double bill. (HD) (AD) 11.55 The Vampire Diaries NEW EPISODE I Was Feeling Epic: 16/16. Stefan and Damon fight their greatest enemy. (Series 8) (HD)(AD) 12.50am American Dad! (AD) 1.202.25am Celebrity Juice (HD)

+1hour

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 180 116 27 114

(HD) 2.05 E4’s Tattoo Artist of the Year: The Finale (HD)(AD) 2.55 The Goldbergs (HD)(AD) 3.20 Black-ish (HD)(AD) 3.40 Rules of Engagement (HD) 4.25 Melissa & Joey (HD) 4.45 How I Met Your Mother (HD)(AD) 5.10-6.00am Charmed (SL)

+1hour

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 137 146 29 123

TV&Satellite Week 65


TUESDAY

Sky Atlantic

Sky Living

SKY 108 HD 108/222

Tuesday

SKY 107 VIRGIN 112 HD 111 HD 107/221

7 PM

8 PM

9 PM

10 PM

6.00am Stop, Search, Seize (HD) 7.00 Customs UK (HD) 8.00 Nothing to Declare 9.00 Monkey Life: Double bill. 10.00 Motorway Patrol: Double bill. 11.00 Elementary (HD) 12.00noon CSI (HD) 1.00pm Criminal Minds: Double bill. (Series 5) (HD) 3.00 Elementary (HD) 4.00 Stop, Search, Seize (HD) 5.00 Motorway Patrol: Double bill. (HD) 6.00 Nothing to Declare: Double bill.

9.00

Entertainment

Elementary

GOLD

Dave

SKY VIRGIN 110 124

6.00-9.00am Richard E Grant’s Hotel Secrets: Triple bill. (HD) 9.00 The West Wing: Double bill. (HD) 11.00 Cold Case (Series 2) (HD) 12.00noon House (HD) 1.00pm Blue Bloods (HD) 2.00 Urban Secrets (HD) 3.00 The West Wing: Double bill. (Series 2) (HD) 5.00 Cold Case (Series 2) (HD) 6.00 House: Detox: 11/22. A teenager is severely injured in a car accident. (Series 1) (HD)

10.10 Veep

7.00am The Piglet Files 7.25 Ever Decreasing Circles 8.00 My Hero 8.40 As Time Goes By 9.20 Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads? 10.00 Last of the Summer Wine 11.20 Only Fools and Horses 12.20pm My Family 1.00 My Hero 1.40 Ever Decreasing Circles 2.20 Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads? 3.00 As Time Goes By 3.405.40 Last of the Summer Wine 5.40 My Family 6.20 Only Fools and Horses

6.20

7.00 The Real A&E An 18-year-old has fallen down a 200ft cliff. (HD) 7.30 Paramedics treat a woman who put a knife through her hand. (HD) 8.00 Criminal Minds The Fisher King – Part One: 22/22. A serial killer taunts the team with clues about his next victim. (Series 1) (HD)

7.00 Blue Bloods Under the Gun: 9/22. Danny and Baez investigate the murders of three prominent community leaders. (Series 5) (HD) 8.00 David Attenborough’s Galapagos 2/3. A look at the unique species that live in the isolated habitat. (HD)

9.00 Elementary NEW EPISODE Moving Targets: 22/24. Holmes and Watson pursue the killer of a reality TV star. (Series 5) (HD)

9.00 Billions SERIES FINALE Ball in Hand: 12/12. The explosive power struggle between Axelrod and Rhoades continues. (Series 2) (HD)

10.00 The Catch NEW EPISODE The Knock-Off: 8/10. Ben confronts Alice about their relationship. (Series 2) (HD)

7.00am Scrapheap Challenge 7.50 Home Shopping 8.10 American Pickers 9.00 Storage Hunters UK: Double bill. (HD) 10.00 American Pickers: Double bill. 12.00noon-1.30pm Lizard Lick Towing: Triple bill of the series. 1.30pm Top Gear: Double bill. 3.30 Jay Leno’s Garage 4.30 Steve Austin’s Broken Skull Challenge 5.25 The Best of Top Gear 6.25 Top Gear: With Mark Webber.

Only Fools and…

9.00

7.25 Top Gear Bolivia Special Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May drive 4x4s from the rainforest of the Amazon basin to the coast of Chile, tackling one of the world’s most dangerous roads on the way.

10.00 Live at the Apollo Jimmy Carr hosts the comedy show, introducing a routine by Alan Carr.

10.00 Asian Provocateur Romesh Ranganathan connects with his roots in Sri Lanka. (HD)

11.00 Criminal Minds (HD) 12.00m’t Cold Case (HD) 1.00am Madam Secretary 2.00 Criminal Minds 4.00 Chicago Fire 5.00-6.00am Nothing to Declare (HD)

10.10 Veep NEW EPISODE Justice: 4/10. (Series 6) (HD) 10.45 The Circus: Inside the Greatest Political Show on Earth (HD) 11.20 The Trip to Spain (HD) 11.55 Wishful Drinking (HD) 1.30am Blue Bloods (HD) 2.20 Billions (HD) 3.20 Midnight Sun (HD) 4.20 Networks of Power with Sir Christopher Meyer (HD) 5.10-6.00am The British (HD)

11.00 Peep Show 11.35 Men Behaving Badly 12.15am Only Fools and Horses 12.55 Harry Hill’s TV Burp 1.50 Live at the Apollo 2.454.00am The Thin Blue Line

10.40 Mock the Week 12.00m’t Taskmaster 1.00am Steve Austin’s Broken Skull Challenge 2.00 Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish 3.00 Asian Provocateur (HD) 3.304.00am Lizard Lick Towing

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 122 140

+1 hour SKY 170

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 166 190

VIRGIN F’VIEW +1 hour SKY 211 214 79

Real Lives 6.00am Motorway Patrol 6.30 Highway Patrol 7.00 Police Force: Australia 8.00 Obese: A Year to Save My Life USA 9.00 The Dog Whisperer 10.00 Monkey Business 11.00 Border Security: Australia’s Front Line 12.00noon UK Border Force 1.00pm Police 10/7 2.00 Obese: A Year to Save My Life USA 3.00 60 Minute Makeover 4.00 Nothing to Declare 5.00 Border Security USA 6.00 Motorway Patrol 7.00 Police Force: Australia 8.00 Highway Patrol 9.00 The Force: Manchester 10.00 Police Force: Australia 11.00 Sexcetera 1.00am Eurotrash: The Sexy Bits 2.00 The Force: Manchester 3.00 Police 10/7 4.00 Border Patrol 4.30-6.00am Highlights VIRG +1 hour SKY 173 207

66 TV&Satellite Week

Sky2 SKY VIRG 129 121 6.00am Andromeda 7.00 Motorway Patrol 8.0010.00 Border Security: Canada’s Front Line 10.00 Police 10/7 11.00 The Dog Whisperer 12.00noon Robot Wars 1.00pm Ninja Warrior 2.00 Andromeda 3.00 Relic Hunter 4.00 Motorway Patrol 5.00 Stargate SG-1 6.00 Relic Hunter (Series 2) 7.00 Farscape (Series 1) 8.00 Police 10/7 9.00 Inside the Freemasons 4/5. Adam Lallana’s father opens a football-themed lodge. 10.00 Micky Flanagan Thinking Aloud 11.00 Ross Kemp: Extreme World 12.00m’t Supergirl 1.00am The Flash 2.00 Duck Quacks Don’t Echo 3.00 Caribbean Cops 4.00 Robot Wars 5.006.00am Ninja Warrior

Pick SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 152 123 11 144

6.00am In Loving Memory 6.25 Heartbeat 7.30 Where the Heart Is 8.30 Wild at Heart 9.30-10.55 Judge Judy: Triple bill. (HD) 10.55 Road to Avonlea (HD) 11.55 The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes (HD) 1.05pm Heartbeat 2.10 Where the Heart Is 3.10 Wild at Heart 4.15 The Cruise Ship (HD) 4.50 Love Your Garden (HD) 5.55 Heartbeat: Coming of Age.

Taskmaster

7.20 Only Fools and Horses The first episode of the comedy. Rodney decides to move out. 8.00 Del and Rodney celebrate a used-car deal with a night out in the West End. 8.40 Gavin & Stacey The newlyweds begin leading separate lives back in their home towns. 9.20 Nessa goes into labour a month early, and Stacey returns to Essex to salvage her marriage.

SKY VIRG 172 160

ITV3

9.00 Taskmaster NEW EDITION 3/8. The show’s resident comedians don camouflage to hide from Greg Davies.

E! SKY 151 VIRG HD 151/239 156

ITV4

SKY 119 VIR117 F’VIEW F’SAT HD119/263 HD 177 10 115

SKY 111 VIRGIN 127 F’VIEW 12 HD111/246 HD 194

8.00

SKY 120 VIR118 F’VIEW F’SAT HD120/268 HD 178 24 117 6.00am British Touring Cars – Crashes and Smashes (HD) 6.10 Ax Men (HD) 6.55 Cash Cowboys (HD) 7.45 The Saint 8.50 Ironside 9.50 Minder 10.55 Ax Men (HD) 11.55 Pawn Stars: Double bill. (HD) 12.50pm The Sweeney 1.50 The Saint 2.55 Ironside 4.00 Minder 5.00 The Sweeney 6.00 Cash Cowboys: Scott Cozens and Sheldon Smithens uncover a collection of mining memorabilia. (HD)

Midsomer Murders

9.00

Benidorm

7.00 Murder, She Wrote Dead to Rights: Jessica tries to prove an old colleague, who happens to be a pathological liar, is innocent of murder. (HD) 8.00 Midsomer Murders Down Among the Dead Men: Barnaby and Jones discover a murdered council clerk was an expert blackmailer, and visit the home of his latest victims to work out who might have done the deed. Guest stars Julia McKenzie and Grant Masters.

7.00 Pawn Stars The team appraises some original Star Trek props. (HD) 7.30 Rick realises he has unwittingly bought stolen goods. (HD) 8.00 River Monsters Jeremy Wade returns to Australia’s deadly Fitzroy River to investigate one of the world’s rarest fish, the glyphis shark. (HD)

10.00 Law & Order: UK Love and Loss: 5/6. Brooks and Devlin investigate the death of a teenager who was working as a drugs mule. (Series 2) (HD)

10.00 Lethal Weapon Homebodies: 10/18. Riggs and Murtaugh get caught up in a drug dealer turf war. (HD)

11.00 A Touch of Frost (HD) 1.10-2.05am The Knock VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 193 174

9.00 Benidorm 9/9. The pool is contaminated with weedkiller and the guests have to be evacuated. (Series 9) (HD)

11.00 Better Late Than Never (HD) 11.55 Bear Grylls: Mission Survive: Double bill. (HD) 2.00-2.50am Minder

F’SAT 116

Comedy Central

ITV Be

SKY 112 VIRG 132 HD 112/205 HD 181

SKY VIR 119 F’VIEW F’SAT 179 HD 179 26 118

SKY VIRGIN +1 hour 206 175

F’SAT 155

ITV Encore SKY 123 HD 123/269

6.00am Border Security: Canada’s Front Line 7.00 Border Patrol 8.00 Motorway Patrol 9.00 UK Border Force 10.00 Cold Case 11.00 Stargate Atlantis 12.00noon Highway Patrol 1.00pm Cold Case (Series 7) 2.00 Grey’s Anatomy 3.00 Nothing to Declare 4.00 Police Force: Australia: Double bill. 5.00 The Dog Whisperer 6.00 Monkey Life: Double bill. 7.00 Stargate Atlantis 8.00 Sanctuary 9.00 A Haunting NEW EDITION 10.00 A Haunting 11.00 Britcam: Emergency on Our Streets 12.00m’t Police POV: Double bill. 1.00am Police 10/7 2.00 Most Shocking 3.00 Road Wars 4.00 Police Force: Australia 5.006.00am Motorway Patrol

7.00am Celebrity Style Story 8.00 News: Daily Pop 9.00am-12.00noon Botched Triple bill. 12.00noon News 1.00pm Total Divas: Double bill. 3.00-7.00 Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Back-to-back editions of the reality series. 7.00 News Showbiz news. 8.00 Wags The women take a trip to Mexico. 9.00 Botched 10.00 Keeping Up with the Kardashians 11.00 News 12.00m’t The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon NEW EDITION 1.00am Keeping Up with the Kardashians 1.30 Teleshopping 2.30 The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon 3.30 News 4.30-5.00am Keeping Up with the Kardashians

8.00am The Middle (HD) 9.00am Be Beautiful (HD) 9.00 The Fresh Prince 9.10 The Only Way Is of Bel Air 10.00amEssex (HD) 10.00 1.00pm Friends (HD) Jerseylicious (HD) 11.00 The Real Housewives of 1.00pm Impractical Jokers Atlanta (HD) 12.00noon (HD) 2.00 Friends (HD) Cupcake Wars (HD) 3.00-5.00 The Fresh 1.00pm Dinner Date Prince of Bel Air 5.00(HD) 2.00 Bring It! (HD) 7.00 Friends (HD) 7.00 Friends (HD) 3.00 The Real Housewives of Orange County (HD) 8.00 Toddlers Make You 4.00 The Real Laugh Out Loud (HD) Housewives of New York 9.00 FILM I Now City: Double bill. (HD) Pronounce You Chuck 6.00 Dinner Date (HD) & Larry Comedy starring 7.00 Cupcake Wars Adam Sandler. (HD) NEW EDITION (HD) (2007, 12, 110min) ★ 8.00 Dinner Date (HD) 11.00 Impractical Jokers (HD) 12.00m’t The Daily 9.00 The Real Housewives of Atlanta: The ladies Show NEW EDITION Talk discuss the events of show. (HD) 12.30am series seven. (HD) 10.00 South Park (HD) 1.30 The Real Housewives of Impractical Jokers (HD) Orange County (HD) 2.30 Wipeout USA (HD) 11.00 Bridezillas (HD) 3.25 The Fresh Prince 12.00m’t-12.55am The of Bel Air 4.15-5.00am Two and a Half Men (HD) Jeremy Kyle Show USA

6.00am Kavanagh QC (HD) 7.25 Peak Practice 8.20 The Chief 9.20 Always and Everyone 10.20 Heartbeat 11.30 Lillie 12.40pm Kavanagh QC 2.25 Peak Practice 3.25 Heartbeat 4.40 The Chief 5.45 Always and Everyone 6.50 Agatha Christie’s Poirot (HD) 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot The Million Dollar Bond Robbery. (HD) 9.00 The Good Karma Hospital 2/6. A man is found washed up on the beach. (HD) 10.00 Vera Old Wounds: Vera investigates a 30year-old mystery. (HD) 12.05am Chasing Shadows (HD) 2.00 Marcella (HD) 2.50 Band of Gold 3.45 The Chief 4.40-5.30am Always and Everyone

F’SAT +1 hour SKY 163 145

+1 hour SKY 229

VIRG +1 hour SKY 127 133

SKY +1 hour 208

SKY VIRG F’SAT +1 hour 207 120 119

★★★★★ Excellent ★★★★ Very Good ★★★ Good ★★ Average ★ Poor


9 May Alibi

W

Syfy

SKY 132 VIRGIN 126 HD 132/247 HD 200

SKY 114 VIRGIN 135 HD 114/201 HD 165 6.00am Star Trek: Voyager: Double bill. (Series 6) 8.00 Teleshopping 11.00am2.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation: Triple bill. 2.00pm Star Trek: Voyager: Double bill. (Series 6) 4.00 Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Double bill. (Series 3) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation: Relics: 4/26. The crew discovers wreckage from the USS Jenolan. Guest stars James Doohan. (Series 6)

FOX

6.10am Countryside 999 7.00 My Dream Home 8.00 The Hotel Inspector 9.00 Motorway Cops: A Traffic Cops Special 10.00 The Bill 11.00 Tipping Point: Double bill of the quiz. (HD) 1.00pm Hairy Bikers’ Best of British (HD) 2.00 MasterChef USA 3.00 The Hotel Inspector 4.00 Criminal Minds: Beyond Borders: Double bill. 6.00 Tipping Point: Quiz show hosted by Ben Shephard. (HD)

6.00am CSI: Miami: Blood Brothers: 1/24. (Series 2) (HD) 7.00 Teleshopping 8.00 CSI: Miami: Double bill. (HD) 10.00am-2.00pm Law & Order: Back-to-back episodes. (Series 18) (HD) 2.00-7.00pm NCIS: Back-toback episodes, including at: 6.00 See No Evil: 1/23. A navy captain is held hostage in his own office while his wife and blind daughter are abducted. (Series 2) (HD)

Sky Arts SKY 121 VIRGIN 122 HD 121/223 HD 206

SKY 124 VIRGIN 157 HD 124/188 HD 199 8.00am Burn Notice (Series 7) (HD) 9.00 The Closer: Double bill. (HD) 11.00 Leverage: Double bill. (HD) 1.00pm NCIS: Double bill. (Series 12) (HD) 3.00 The Closer: Double bill of the crime drama. (Series 5) (HD) 5.00 Leverage: The Bank Shot Job: 5/13. Nate and Sophie are taken hostage. (HD) 6.00 The Stork Job: 6/13. The team confronts a Serbian adoption agency. (Series 1) (HD)

6.00am The South Bank Show Originals 7.00 Auction (HD) 8.00 Tales of the Unexpected 9.00 Discovering: Gregory Peck 10.00 Landscape Artist of the Year 2016 (HD) 11.00 Classical Film Music: Wayne Marshall 12.50pm Classical Destinations 1.00 Tales of the Unexpected 2.00 Auction (HD) 3.00 Too Young to Die (HD) 4.00 Landscape Artist of the Year 2016 (HD) 5.00 Tales of the Unexpected 6.00 Discovering: Claudia Cardinale

NEW 8.00 8 00

Rosewood R

11.00 Akira

7.00 Father Brown The Maddest of All: An ex-serviceman dies in the street. (HD)

8.00 NEW SERIES Rosewood Forward Motion & Frat Life: 1/22. A member of the mayor’s staff is murdered. (Series 2) (HD) 9.00 Father Brown The Truth in the Wine: A body is found in a vineyard and Father Brown is tasked with searching for the murderer. (HD) 10.00 WPC 56 A Different Beat: A predator targets contestants in a beauty pageant. (HD)

9.00

Grimm

9.00

9.00 Grimm LAST-EVER EPISODE The End: 13/13. The fantasy drama concludes as Nick faces off against Zerstorer in a climactic battle. (Series 6)

9.00 Bates Motel NEW EPISODE Dreams Die First: 5/10. Sam’s girlfriend makes a rash decision. Guest stars Rihanna. (Series 5) (HD)

9.00 MIA: The team aims to fulfil a sailor’s dying wish by reopening a murder case originally ruled as an accidental death. (Series 14) (HD)

9.00 Tate Britain’s Great British Walks NEW EDITION Actor Richard E Grant explores sites made famous by John Constable. (HD)

10.00 EastEnders As shown on BBC1. (HD)

10.00 NCIS Silent Night: 11/25. As Christmas approaches, the team works overtime to solve a robbery. (Series 6) (HD)

10.00 Bull Name Game: 17/22. The legal consultant takes on a corrupt bank. (HD)

8.00 Supernanny US Jo Frost helps a stay-athome dad cope with his two boys, who are being selfish and aggressive.

SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 194 136

10.00 The South Bank…

7.00 Palmyra: Rising from the Ashes Following attempts to restore historic artefacts vandalised by Islamic State. (HD) 8.00 Fake! The Great Masterpiece Challenge NEW EDITION 7/8. Giles Coren and Rose Balston head to the Guildhall Art Gallery. (HD)

9.00 FILM The Happening Sci-fi thriller from director M Night Shyamalan starring Mark Wahlberg and Zooey Deschanel. A couple try to find refuge during an outbreak of mass suicides. (HD) (2008, 15, 86min) ★★★

SKY VIRGIN +1 hour 226 130

Leverage

7.00-10.00 NCIS Stop the Bleeding: 1/24. Gibbs fights for his life after being shot, while DiNozzo and Joanna Teague head for Shanghai. (HD) 8.00 Personal Day: 2/24. Gibbs calls on the team to assist DEA Agent Luis Mitchell to bring down a drugs cartel. (Series 13) (HD)

7.00 My Dream Home 4/10. Two busy parents are keen to escape ‘rental limbo’. (HD)

11.00 Rizzoli & Isles (HD) 12.00m’t Murdoch Mysteries (HD) 1.00am WPC 56 (HD) 2.00 Murdoch Mysteries (HD) 2.50-4.00am The Closer (Series 6) (HD)

6.00

7.00 NCIS Vanished: 3/23. The team investigates when a Marine helicopter is discovered abandoned in a crop circle. (Series 2) (HD) 8.00 Major Crimes D.O.A. 5/19. The squad investigates a murder, which has the hallmarks of a drugs bust gone wrong. (Series 2) (HD)

7.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation Schisms: 5/26. The crew is afflicted by peculiar symptoms while mapping a dense globular cluster. 8.00 True Q: 6/26. A gifted intern learns her true heritage and faces a challenging question. Guest stars Olivia D’Abo. (Series 6)

11.00 FILM Akira: Animated Japanese sci-fi fantasy. (1987, 15, 124min) ★★★ 1.30am Buffy the Vampire Slayer 3.30 Todd & the Book of Pure Evil 4.00-6.00am Star Trek: The Next Generation

Bates Motel

10.40 Gavin & Stacey Pam and Mick host a beer and curry night. 11.20 Tipping Point (HD) 12.20am MasterChef Australia (HD) 1.20-3.00am Code Black: Double bill.

11.00pm-2.00am Law & Order: Special Victims Unit: Triple bill. (HD) 2.00am Law & Order (HD) 4.006.00am Numb3rs (HD)

11.00 Family Guy (HD) 12.00m’t American Dad! (HD) 1.00am Family Guy 2.00 24: Legacy (HD) 3.00 Family Guy (HD) 4.005.00am American Dad! (HD)

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 213 131

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 150 138

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 165 158

10.00 The South Bank Show NEW EDITION With Jude Law. (HD)

CBS Drama

4Seven

5USA

5STAR

True Ent

Drama

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 149 197 71 134

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 140 143 110/47 127

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SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 158 128 20 158

9.00am Access 9.10 The Mysteries of Laura 10.00 Law & Order 12.00noon CSI 1.00pm NCIS 2.00 Rookie Blue 3.00 The Mysteries of Laura 4.00 Law & Order 6.00 CSI: NY (Series 9) 7.00 NCIS Ignition: 11/24. A navy pilot is murdered. 8.00 Flesh and Blood: 12/24. Tony’s father is linked to an attempted assassination. (Series 7) 9.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Downloaded Child: 19/24. A single mother faces up to her past. (Series 15) 10.00 Waste: 8/25. A comatose woman is raped. (Series 4) 11.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 12.00m’t Law & Order: Los Angeles 1.00am CSI: NY 3.004.00am Chicago PD

8.00am Access 8.10 That ’70s Show 8.30 Dance Moms 10.10 8 Simple Rules 11.05 My Wife and Kids 12.05pm Gilmore Girls 1.00 Dance Moms 2.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 3.00 Neighbours 3.30 Home and Away 4.00 Dance Moms 5.00 My Wife and Kids 6.00 Neighbours 6.30 Home and Away 7.00 Dance Moms 8.00 Badass Brides 9.00 The Magicians NEW EPISODE Ramifications: 12/13. (Series 2) 10.00 Inside the Gang: Young Blood A look at British gang culture. 11.00pm-12.30am South Park 12.30am 100% Hotter 1.30 Sex Pod 2.30 Baby Faced Brides 3.25 That ’70s Show 3.50-4.00am Access

6.00am The Waltons 7.00 Little House on the Prairie 8.00 The Waltons 10.00 Little House on the Prairie 11.00 Roots 1.00pm Danielle Steel’s Heartbeat: Melodrama. 3.00 FILM High Noon: Western remake starring Tom Skerritt. (2000, PG, 95min) ★★ 5.00 Murder, She Wrote 6.00 Touched by an Angel 7.00 M*A*S*H Double bill. 8.00 The Avengers 9.00 The Man from Uncle The Adriatic Express Affair: Solo and Kuryakin board the Adriatic Express train on New Year’s Eve. 10.00 The Yukon Affair: Solo and Kuryakin tackle a Thrush assassin. 11.00 Taggart: Cause to Kill: 12.30am M*A*S*H 1.00-3.00am Tribute: Romantic mystery drama.

7.10am The Bill 8.00 Pie in the Sky 9.00 Bergerac 10.00 All Creatures Great and Small 11.00 The Bill 1.00pm Last of the Summer Wine 1.40 Waiting for God 2.20 Birds of a Feather 3.00 Boon 4.00 Bergerac 5.00 All Creatures Great and Small 6.00 Waiting for God 6.40 Last of the Summer Wine 7.20 Keeping Up Appearances 8.00 The Inspector Lynley Mysteries One Guilty Deed: The detectives’ case against a criminal is thrown into jeopardy by the murder of a witness. 10.00 New Tricks Casualty: A car accident threatens the team’s future. 11.20 Birds of a Feather 12.00m’t The Bill 1.00am Pie in the Sky 2.00 Upstairs Downstairs 3.05-4.00am Boon

+1 hour F’VIEW 90

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 219 185 56 130

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 190 186 55 132

F’SAT +1 hour SKY 184 153

PM

8 PM

9 PM

10 PM

CBS Action

9.00am Bonanza 10.00 9.00am Come Dine with Matlock 11.00 JAG Me (HD) 9.30 Extreme 12.00noon Judge Judy Cake Makers (HD) 10.00 1.00pm The Streets Four in a Bed (HD) of San Francisco 10.30 Couples Come Dine with Me (HD) 11.30 2.00 Bonanza 3.00 Posh Pawnbrokers (HD) Matlock 4.00 Judge Judy 12.30pm Location, 5.00 Dr Quinn: Medicine Location, Location (HD) Woman 6.00 MacGyver 2.30-5.00 Come Dine 7.00 JAG Black Ops: 17/22. Harm is called in with Me (HD) 5.00 to investigate whether Ramsay’s Hotel Hell (HD) the death of a naval pilot 7.00 Location, Location, was caused by gross Location (HD) 8.00 negligence. (Series 1) Escape to Costa Rica (HD) 9.00 The Secret 8.00-10.00 Judge Judy Life of the Zoo (HD) Back-to-back editions. 10.00 The Supervet (HD) 10.00 Bad Girls The 11.05 Obsessive Great Escape: 7/16. A film crew arrives at Compulsive Cleaners (HD) Larkhall and while Simon 12.05am First Dates spies an opportunity for (HD) 1.05 One Born stardom, the women Every Minute (HD) 2.00 spot a chance to cause My Online Nightmare mayhem. (Series 3) (HD) 2.55 The Break Up (HD) 3.45 Walking 11.05 Cheaters 1.00am Through Time (HD) Judge Judy 2.00 Cops 4.40-4.50am Jamie’s 3.00 MacGyver 4.005.00am Bonanza Comfort Food (HD)

7

11.00 Discovering: Dean Martin (HD) 12.00m’t Fake! The Great Masterpiece Challenge (HD) 1.00am Tate Britain’s Great British Walks (HD) 2.00 Dag (HD) 2.30 Guitar Star (HD) 3.30 Soulpower (HD) 4.30-6.00am Thelonious Monk: Live in France 1969

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 148 192 64 137 9.00am NCIS: Double bill. 11.00 Diagnosis Murder 12.00noon Gunsmoke 1.00pm Bonanza 2.00 CSI: Miami 3.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 4.00 Mission: Impossible 5.00 JAG 6.00 NCIS (Series 8) 7.00 Diagnosis Murder 8.00 Walker, Texas Ranger (Series 5) 9.00 NCIS: Los Angeles Absolution: 9/24. Part one of two. The team searches for a book containing top-secret information. (Series 2) 10.00 CSI: Miami Hard Time: 3/24. Delko makes a surprising confession. (Series 2) 11.00 Mission: Impossible 12.00m’t-2.40am NCIS 2.40am Bonanza 3.40 Walker, Texas Ranger 4.30-6.00am The Streets of San Francisco

Tuesday

7.10am Murdoch Mysteries (HD) 9.00 Rizzoli & Isles (HD) 10.00 Castle (HD) 11.00 Sue Thomas: F.B.Eye 12.00noon Father Brown (HD) 1.00pm New Tricks: Double bill. 3.00 Castle (HD) 4.00 Sue Thomas: F.B.Eye 5.00 New Tricks: End of the Line: The team reopens a 15-year-old strangling case. 6.00 Lost in Translation: DNA testing helps identify a body found in 1996.

Universal SKY 113 VIRGIN 137 HD 113/204 HD 164

SKY 109 VIRGIN 125 HD 109/245 HD 191

Tuesday

TV&Satellite Week 67


TUESDAY Entertainment & Lifestyle AMC SKY 192 HD 192/276

Tuesday

Programmes start at 5pm.

5.00pm FILM Baby Snatcher Fact-based thriller starring Veronica Hamel, Nancy McKeon and Michael Madsen. (1992, PG, 89min) ★★ 7.00 Rectify Go Ask Roger: 4/8. Daniel and Chloe set out on an adventure. 8.00 Pineapples in Paris: 5/8. Daniel doubts he will ever have a normal life again. (Series 4) 9.00 The Son NEW EPISODE Death Song: 4/10. The McCulloughs plan to take the fight to their enemy. 10.00 Manhattan 11.00 FILM Jeepers Creepers: Horror. (2001, 15, 91min) ★★★ 12.50am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors 1.20 The Son 2.10 Manhattan 3.00 Hollywood’s Best Film Directors 3.30-5.30am Rectify

Good Food SKY 133 VIRG 278 HD 133/255 HD 280

CBS Reality

Challenge

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SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT 46 146 145 139

9.00am Judge Judy 9.50 Hoarders 10.45 Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction? 11.40 Unsolved Mysteries 12.35-3.10pm Judge Judy 3.10 Hoarders 4.05 Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction? 5.05-7.00 Judge Judy 7.00 Medical Detectives How investigators use science to solve crimes. 8.00 Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction? Anthology mystery series challenging viewers to guess if tales are true or false. 9.00 Cold Blood Police investigate the murder of an estate agent found stabbed to death in a show home. 10.00 Reconstructions of murder investigations. 11.00 Medical Detectives 12.00m’t Crime Stories 1.00am Cold Blood 3.00 Teleshopping 4.00-6.00am Cops: Back-to-back editions.

6.00am Golden Balls 7.00 Dale’s Supermarket Sweep 8.00 Catchphrase 8.30 Bruce’s Price Is Right 9.00 The Chase 10.00 Family Fortunes 11.00 Dale’s Supermarket Sweep 11.30 Bruce’s Price Is Right 12.00noon Wheel of Fortune 1.00pm Catchphrase 2.00 Pointless 3.00 The Chase USA 4.00 Total Wipeout: Physical game show. 5.00 The Chase 6.00 The Crystal Maze: Game show. 7.00-10.00 The Chase Triple bill of the general knowledge quiz show hosted by Bradley Walsh. 10.00 Classic Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Big-money quiz with Chris Tarrant. 11.00 Bullseye 12.00m’t The Chase 2.00am Pointless 3.00-5.00 Bullseye 5.006.00am Golden Balls

9.00am Malcolm in the Middle: Double bill. 10.00 The Middle: Double bill. 11.00 Two and a Half Men: Double bill. 12.00noon Wipeout USA 1.00pm The Fresh Prince of Bel Air: Double bill. 2.00 The Middle: Double bill. 3.00 Impractical Jokers: Double bill. 4.00-6.00 Bob’s Burgers: Back-to-back editions. 6.00 The Fresh Prince of Bel Air: Double bill. 7.00 The Fresh Prince of Bel Air 8.00 Bob’s Burgers 10.00 South Park 11.00 The Fresh Prince of Bel Air: Double bill. 12.00m’t Friends: Double bill. 1.05am Broad City 1.30 TripTank 2.00 Kevin Bridges Live: The Story Continues 2.55 Paul Chowdhry: What’s Happening White People? 3.40 The Daily Show 4.05 TripTank 4.25 Malcolm in the Middle 5.10-6.00am Friends

6.00am Operation Repo 7.00 Overhaulin’ 9.00 Chop Shop 10.00 Too Cute! 11.00 Animal Cops Houston 1.00pm Bear Grylls: Born Survivor 2.00 What Could Possibly Go Wrong? 3.00 Mythbusters 5.00 What Could Possibly Go Wrong? 6.00 Mythbusters 7.00 Mythbusters The team uses science to tackle cliches about the laws of attraction. 8.00 America’s Worst Tattoos 9.00 Attack of the Giant Jellyfish The problems caused by the world’s one billion jellyfish. 10.00 Kingdig Customs Repairing a 1953 Ford pickup. 11.00 Deadliest Catch 1.00am American Guns 2.00 Custom My Ride 3.00 American Chopper 3.50 Operation Repo 4.40 American Chopper 5.30-6.00am Operation Repo

6.00-7.45am Barefoot Contessa 7.45 Anna Olson: Fresh 8.40 The Healthy Gourmet 9.10-11.00 The Pioneer Woman 11.00 Country Show Cook Off 12.00noon Poh & Co NEW EDITIONS 1.00pm Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 2.00 Jamie Does Marrakech 3.00 The Pioneer Woman 4.00 Country Show Cook Off 5.00 Chopped Junior 6.00 Jamie Does Andalucia 7.00 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 8.00-10.00 Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives Back-to-back editions of the series. 10.00 Restaurant: Impossible Chef Robert Irvine tries to save a BBQ joint. 11.00 Mystery Diners 12.00m’t Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 1.00am Restaurant: Impossible 2.00-3.00am Mystery Diners: Double bill.

VIRG +1 hour SKY 164 180

+1 hour SKY 159

SKY VIRG +1 hour 242 214

SKY +1 hour 250

SKY VIRG F’VIEW FSAT 136 67 147 201

Home SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW 25 196 281

FSAT 147

SKY VIRGIN 128 182

Lifetime SKY 156 VIRG 208 HD 156/236 HD 209

DMax

Comedy Central Extra

SKY VIRGIN 241 213

Quest SKY 144

SKY 162

VIRG F’VIEW 215 38

7.00am Homes Under the Hammer 8.00 Flog It! 9.00 Bargain Hunt 10.00 The Victorian Kitchen Garden 10.30 Home Front in the Garden 11.00 Escape to the Country 12.00noon Homes Under the Hammer 1.00pm DIY SOS 2.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build 3.00 Flog It! 4.00 Homes Under the Hammer 5.00 The Victorian Kitchen Garden 5.30 Home Front in the Garden 6.00 Bargain Hunt 7.00 MasterChef Australia 8.35 Make My Home Bigger 9.00 Escape to the Country A military couple looking to settle in Dorset. 10.00 Storage Hunters UK 11.00 Homes Under the Hammer 12.00m’t Escape to the Country 1.00am You Deserve This House 2.00 Flog It! 3.004.00am Bargain Hunt

7.00am Custom Built (HD) 8.00 Disaster Decks (HD) 9.00-11.00 Judge Judy (HD) 11.00 Hardcore Pawn (HD) 12.00noon My Ghost Story: Caught on Camera (HD) 1.00pm Disaster Decks (HD) 2.00 Judge Judy (HD) 3.00 The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (HD) 4.00 Dance Moms (HD) 5.00 Little Women: LA (HD) 6.00 Hardcore Pawn (HD) 7.00-9.00 Judge Judy Reallife small-claims cases. (HD) 9.00 The Real Housewives of Auckland NEW EDITION 10.00 Vivica’s Black Magic SERIES FINALE The troupe heads to Vegas. 11.00 Little Women: LA 12.00m’t Little Women: Dallas (HD) 1.00am The Real Housewives of Auckland 2.00 Vivica’s Black Magic 3.004.00am Dance Moms (HD)

6.00am On Coarse with Dean Macey 6.20 Mainstream with Matt Hayes 7.10 Mighty Trains 8.00-10.00 How It’s Made 10.00 Wheeler Dealers 11.00 Chasing Classic Cars 12.00noon Mighty Planes 1.00pm Trawler Wars 2.00 Wheeler Dealers 3.00 Outback Truckers 4.00 Salvage Hunters 5.00 Food Factory 6.00 Cars That Rock with Brian Johnson 7.00 Aircrash Confidential 8.00 Salvage Hunters 9.00 Combat Dealers NEW EDITION An extremely rare German Panther tank. 10.00 Giro d’Italia Highlights The best bits from Stage 4. 11.00 How It’s Made 12.00m’t Wheeler Dealers 1.00am What’s My Car Worth? 2.00 Destroyed in Seconds 3.00 Fifth Gear 4.00 Overhaulin’ Special 5.00-6.00am Chop Shop: London Garage

6.00am Cake Boss 6.25 Homes Under the Hammer 7.10 Animal Cops Philadelphia 8.00 Animal Cops Houston 9.00 Bondi Vet 10.00 Extreme Couponing 11.00 Homes Under the Hammer 1.00-3.00pm Say Yes to the Dress 3.00 Cake Boss 4.00 Animal Cops Houston 5.00 Bondi Vet 6.00 Long Island Medium 7.00 Random Breath Test 8.00 Say Yes to the Dress 9.00 Gypsy Brides US 10.00 Joined at the Waist: Body Bizarre Four-yearold conjoined twins. 11.00 FBI Case Files 12.00m’t FBI Files 1.00am Scorned: Crimes of Passion 2.00 True Crime with Aphrodite Jones 3.00 FBI Files 4.00 Animal Cops Philadelphia 4.50 Homes Under the Hammer 5.35-6.00am Cake Boss

SKY VIRG +1 hour 243 279

SKY VIRG +1 hour 244 282

+1 hour SKY 197

VIRG +1 hour SKY 195 173

+1 hour SKY 233

Shed 6.00am Thinking Tackle 7.00 Fishing Gurus 8.00 Total Fishing with Matt Hayes 9.00 Hardcore Pawn 10.00 You Have Been Warned 11.00 Tanked: Unfiltered 12.00noon Treehouse Masters 1.00pm Fast N’ Loud Revved Up 3.00 Misfit Garage 4.00 Wheeler Dealers 5.00 Hillbilly Handfishin’ 6.00 Tanked 7.00 Tanked 8.00 Wheeler Dealers 9.00 Hardcore Pawn A woman sells an artistic statue of an old woman in a bathing suit. 9.30 A fake ID puts Les in an awkward situation. 10.00 Tanked: Unfiltered A fish-feeding problem turns into an all-day affair. 11.00 Wheeler Dealers 12.00m’t Moonshiners 1.00am Attack of the Killer Dragons 2.00 Marooned with Ed Stafford 3.00 Overhaulin’ 3.50 Fast N’ Loud 4.40 Hooked 5.306.00am Shedheads

68 TV&Satellite Week

Sony Channel SKY VIRGIN 193 157

Spike SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT 31 141 160 154

SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT 41 148 248 291

F’VIEW 92

TLC SKY 125 VIRG 167 HD 125/234 HD 168

SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT 17 160 155 129 6.00am Helicopter Heroes 7.00 Home Shopping 8.00 Homes Under the Hammer 9.00 Escape to the Country 10.00 Helicopter Heroes 11.00 Ghost Adventures 12.00noon Most Haunted 1.00pm Homes Under the Hammer 2.00 Escape to the Country 3.00 DIY SOS 4.00 RIP Files 5.00 Ghost Adventures 6.00 Secret Eaters: From Leicester. 7.00 Escape to the Country 8.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build 9.00 Cops UK: Bodycam Squad NEW EDITION Following the work of the Staffordshire Police force. 10.00 Louis Theroux’s LA Stories Louis spends time with sex offenders who are on parole. 11.00 Nurses Who Kill 12.00m’t Cold Justice 1.00am Countdown to Murder 2.00 Home Shopping 4.00 Cheaters 5.35-6.00am Passport Patrol

TruTV SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT 68 154 212 186

7.00am Hustle (Series 5) 8.00 Ghost Hunters 9.00am12.00noon Ghost Hunters International: Triple bill. 12.00noon Law & Order 2.00pm FILM Fly Away Home: Family adventure. (1996, U, 107min) ★★★★ 4.10 Sony Movie News Extra 4.20 Ghosts in My Home 4.50 Sony Movie News Extra 5.00 Law & Order (Series 15) 7.00 Law & Order (Series 15) 8.00 Hustle (Series 5) 9.00 Saving Hope NEW EPISODE Doctor Robot: Alex and Maggie disagree over the best way to help an ailing Bree. (Series 5) 10.00 Law & Order (Series 15) 11.00 Orange Is the New Black 12.15am Hot in Cleveland 12.45 Hustle 1.45 Drop Dead Diva 2.50 Hustle 3.50-4.00am Sony Movie News Extra: Film news.

9.00am Access 9.10 The Railways That Built Britain with Chris Tarrant 10.15 Police Interceptors 12.20pm FILM The First of the Few: War biopic. (1942, b/w, U) ★★★★ 2.45 FILM Will Penny: Western with Charlton Heston. (1967, PG, 109min) ★★★ 5.00 The Railways That Built Britain with Chris Tarrant 6.00 Police Interceptors 7.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away Double bill. 9.00 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Alex calls in an eviction specialist. 10.00 The X-Files Never Again: 13/24. A troubled divorced man is driven to kill by a living tattoo. (Series 4) 11.00 FILM Assassin: Crime thriller starring Danny Dyer. (2014, 15, 78min) ★ 12.40am Powers 1.45 Love/ Hate 2.50-3.00am Access

6.00am Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta (HD) 7.00 Gypsy Sisters (HD) 8.00 The Little Couple (HD) 9.00 Say Yes to the Dress (HD) 10.00 Lottery Changed My Life (HD) 11.00 Cake Boss (HD) 12.00noon Toddlers & Tiaras (HD) 1.00pm Gypsy Sisters (HD) 2.00 Cake Boss (HD) 3.00 I Found the Gown (HD) 4.00 Say Yes to the Dress: Randy Knows Best (HD) 5.00 The Real Housewives of New Jersey (HD) 6.00 Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta (HD) 7.00 Say Yes to the Dress (HD) 8.00 Whitney: Fat Girl Dancing NEW EDITION 9.00 Long Island Medium NEW EDITION (HD) 10.00 Sex Sent Me to the ER (HD) 11.00 Hoarding: Buried Alive (HD) 12.00m’t Whitney: Fat Girl Dancing (HD) 1.00am Long Island Medium (HD) 2.00 Sex Sent Me to the ER (HD) 3.00-6.00am Highlights

6.00-10.00am Psychic Detectives 10.00 Paranormal Survivor 12.00noon Ghost Hunters 2.00pm A Stranger in My Home 4.00-7.00 Snapped: Women Who Kill: Triple bill of stories. 7.00 Hardcore Pawn: Chicago A detective shows up to investigate stolen goods. 7.30 Wayne receives a hot tip from a gambler seeking quick cash. 8.00 Fear Thy Neighbour A feud between families leads to violence on Halloween. 9.00 A neighbourhood robbery leads to conflict. 10.00 Hardcore Pawn: Chicago An unusual piece of Chicago Mob history arrives at the shop. 10.30 Following the day-to-day operations of a Chicago pawn shop. 11.00 RuPaul’s Drag Race 1.00-2.00am Ink Master

+1 hour SKY 181

+1 hour SKY 191

VIRG +1 hour SKY 154 169

+1 hour SKY 271

FSAT 149

Really

Quest Red

VIRG F’VIEW 172 37

6.10am Highlights 10.30 Raymond Blanc’s Kitchen Secrets (HD) 11.00 Food & Drink (HD) 11.30 Jamie’s Money Saving Meals (HD) 12.00noon The Great British Bake Off (HD) 1.00pm MasterChef (HD) 2.00 You Gotta Eat Here (HD) 3.00 James Martin’s Food Map of Britain (HD) 3.30 Raymond Blanc’s Kitchen Secrets (HD) 4.00 Food & Drink (HD) 4.30 Jamie’s Money Saving Meals (HD) 5.00 The Hairy Bikers: Mums Know Best (HD) 6.00 MasterChef (HD) 7.00 You Gotta Eat Here (HD) 8.00 James Martin’s Food Map of Britain (HD) 8.30 Raymond Blanc’s Kitchen Secrets (HD) 9.00 Food & Drink (HD) 9.30 Jamie’s Money Saving Meals (HD) 10.00 The Great British Bake Off (HD) 11.00 MasterChef (HD) 12.00m’t-6.00am Highlights

SKY VIRGIN 161 286

Food Network

YourTV SKY 199

F’VIEW F’SAT

72 157

7.00-9.00am Corrupt Crimes 9.00 Quincy ME 11.00am2.00pm Bones: Triple bill. 2.00pm Shark 3.00-6.00 Snapped: Women Who Kill: Triple bill. 6.00 Trace Evidence: The Case Files of Dr Henry Lee 7.00 Trace Evidence: The Case Files of Dr Henry Lee Lee travels to St Thomas to investigate the murder of a young woman who was killed while driving home from a club with her boyfriend. 8.00 Justice By Any Means 9.00 Bones Justice By Any Means: 14/15. An aspiring singer is murdered. 10.00 The Pain in the Heart: 15/14. When a human jawbone is discovered, it looks like the Gormogon serial killer has returned. (Series 3) 11.00 Bones (Series 4) 12.00m’t Dark Minds 2.003.00am Trace Evidence: The Case Files of Dr Henry Lee


9 May

Documentaries Discovery

Nat Geographic

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6.00am Misfit Garage (HD) 7.00 Alaskan Bush People (HD) 8.00 Tanked (HD) 9.00 Mythbusters (HD) 10.00 Fast N’ Loud (HD) 12.00noon Overhaulin’ (HD) 1.00pm Street Outlaws (HD) 2.00 Alaskan Bush People (HD) 3.00 Yukon Men (HD) 4.00 Gold Divers (HD) 5.00 Mythbusters (HD) 6.00 Wheeler Dealers: The Messerschmitt KR200’s 60th birthday. (HD)

6.00am Meet the Sloths (HD) 7.00 Guardians of Rescue (HD) 8.00 The Zoo (HD) 9.00 Wildest Arctic (HD) 10.00 Alaskan Bush People (HD) 11.00 Pit Bulls & Parolees (HD) 12.00noon Safari Park Adventure (HD) 1.00pm Animal Cops Phoenix (HD) 2.00 Animal Cops Philadelphia (HD) 3.00 Treehouse Masters: Out on a Limb (HD) 4.00 Wildest Islands (HD) 5.00 Alaska: Last Frontier (HD) 6.00 Railroad Alaska (HD)

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Gold Divers

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Alaska: Last Frontier

8.00am Supercars (HD) 9.00 Seconds from Disaster (HD) 10.00 Air Crash Investigation (HD) 11.00 Ultimate Airport Dubai (HD) 12.00noon Extreme Mechanics Alaska (HD) 1.00pm Yukon Gold (HD) 2.00 Wicked Tuna (HD) 3.00 Air Crash Investigation (HD) 4.00 Supercar Megabuild (HD) 5.00 Strippers: Cars for Cash (HD) 6.00 Origins: The Journey of Humankind (HD)

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History SKY 529 VIRGIN HD 529/545 270

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6.00-7.10am Pawn Stars (HD) 7.10 American Pickers (HD) 9.00-11.00 Storage Wars (HD) 11.00 Counting Cars (HD) 12.00noon Pawn Stars (HD) 1.00pm Forged in Fire (HD) 2.00 Storage Wars (HD) 3.00 Hunting Hitler (HD) 4.00 Ancient Top Ten (HD) 5.00 Forged in Fire (HD) 6.00 American Pickers: The guys brave a collection that sends chills up the spine at a former gas station. (HD)

10.00 Vikings

Yesterday SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT 19 159 537 245 6.00am Find My Past 7.10 Secrets of the Bible 8.00 The World at War 9.00 Horror in the East 10.00 Antiques Roadshow 11.00 Secrets of the Bible 12.00noon The World at War: As 6.00pm. 1.00pm Horror in the East 2.00 Monarchy by David Starkey 3.00 Goodnight Sweetheart 3.40 Porridge 5.00 Secrets of the Bible 6.00 The World at War: Operation Barbarossa.

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Hitler v Churchill…

Eden SKY 532 VIRGIN 247 HD 532/563 HD 249 9.00am Human Universe: As shown at 7.00pm. (HD) 10.00 Secrets of Bones (HD) 11.00 The Brain with David Eagleman (HD) 12.00noon The Life of Mammals 1.00pm Human Universe (HD) 2.00 The Nine Months that Made You (HD) 3.00 The Brain with David Eagleman (HD) 4.00 Secrets of Bones (HD) 5.00 The Life of Mammals 6.00 The Brain with David Eagleman (HD)

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Human Universe

7.00 Fast N’ Loud Revved Up Richard continues transforming the first two Firebirds ever made from rusted and rough to museum quality. (HD) 8.00 Deadliest Catch Following life aboard ship in the Alaskan crab-fishing fleet. (HD)

7.00 Dr Dee: Alaska Vet Dr Dee prepares Nugget the bull for breeding season, while Dr Terry gets a surprise giving shots to six kittens. (HD) 8.00 Dr Dee rescues six baby owls whose parents were killed by an eagle, while back at the clinic, her own dog becomes a blood donor. (HD)

7.00 Air Crash Investigation A collision between two planes above Los Angeles in August 1986. (HD)

7.00 American Pickers Mike, Frank, Danielle and Robbie continue to pick their way through Virginia. (HD)

8.00 Origins: The Journey of Humankind NEW EDITION Exploring the history of the human race. (HD)

8.00 Counting Cars A rare and mysterious Mercury. (HD) 8.30 Danny cannot bring himself to sell a ’74 Ford F100. (HD)

9.00 Gold Divers NEW EDITION Zeke and Emily head to Sledge Island, while Shawn continues his mission to find gold at the Bluff. (HD)

9.00 Dr Jeff: Rocky Mountain Vet Dr Jeff treats patients at a monkey sanctuary in Mexico. (HD)

9.00 Genius Einstein: Chapter Three: 3/10. Einstein struggles to support his pregnant wife and land an academic post. (HD)

9.00 Highway Thru Hell NEW EDITION On his first night on the Coq, prairie tow operator Jonny Tipton faces his toughest recovery.

10.00 Cooper’s Treasure NEW EDITION Darrell Miklos visits a valuable shipwreck Cooper recorded 50 years ago. (HD) 11.00 The Last Alaskans (HD) 12.00m’t Gold Divers (HD) 1.00am Street Outlaws (HD) 2.00 Moonshiners (HD) 3.00 Gold Divers (HD) 3.50 Cooper’s Treasure (HD) 4.40 Mythbusters (HD) 5.306.00am How It’s Made (HD)

10.00 Animal Cops Houston A dog with an extremely matted coat.

10.00 Vikings NEW EPISODE Yol: 4/20. The Yule festival is celebrated in Kattegat. (Series 4) (HD)

11.00 Bondi Vet (HD) 1.00am Pit Bulls & Parolees: Double bill. (HD) 3.00 Monster Hammerhead (HD) 3.50 Bondi Vet (HD) 4.40 My Cat from Hell (HD) 5.30-6.00am E-Vets: The Interns (HD)

10.00 UFOs: The Untold Stories: The mysterious disappearance of a pilot in 1970. (HD) 11.00 Air Crash Investigation: The loss of Adam Air Flight 574. (HD) 12.00m’t Nazi Weird War Two (HD) 1.00am WW2 Hell Under the Sea (HD) 2.00 Extreme Mechanics Alaska (HD) 3.00 Car SOS (HD) 4.005.00am Wicked Tuna (HD)

11.00 Swamp People 12.00m’t Highway Thru Hell 1.00am Vikings (HD) 2.00 Hunting Hitler (HD) 3.00 Ancient Top Ten (HD) 4.00 Storage Wars (HD) 5.00-6.00am Pawn Stars: Double bill. (HD)

10.20 Goodnight Sweetheart 11.00 The Secret Life of Lord Byron 11.30 Hitler v Churchill: The Eagle and the Lion 12.30am The World at War 1.30 Secrets of the Bible 2.30-3.00am The Secret Life of Lord Byron

10.00 Secrets of Bones (HD) 11.00 Wild Justice (HD) 12.00m’t The Nine Months that Made You: As shown at 8.00pm. (HD) 1.00am The Life of Mammals 2.00 Secrets of Bones (HD) 3.00 The Brain with David Eagleman (HD) 3.50 Wild Justice (HD) 4.40 Human Universe (HD) 5.306.00am Wild Ones (HD)

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8.00am Caught in the Act 6.00am Aircraft Stories 6.00am Extreme Engineering 8.00 7.00 Off the Rails 8.00 (HD) 9.00 Yukon Vet (HD) Incredible Engineering Killer Tanks 9.00 10.00 Hippo v Croc (HD) Blunders: Fixed 9.00Deadliest Tech 10.00 11.00 Wild Africa (HD) 11.00 Food Factory Weapons of War 12.00 12.00noon Lions v Hippos 11.00 How It’s Made World War II in Colour (HD) 1.00pm Caught in 12.00noon How Do They 1.00pm Rise of the Nazi the Act (HD) 2.00-5.00 Do It? 1.00pm Incredible Party 2.00 Killer Tanks My Lion Family (HD) 5.00 Engineering Blunders: 3.00 Egypt Unwrapped Wild Indonesia (HD) Fixed 2.00 Mythbusters 4.00 World War II in 7.00 Wild Indonesia (HD) 3.00 How the Universe Colour 5.00 Time Team 8.00 Planet Carnivore Works 4.00 Nasa’s 6.00 Inventions That Fearsome predators Unexplained Files 5.00Shook the World and their habitats. (HD) 7.00 How Do They Do It? 7.00 Industrial Revelations 7.00 Food Factory 8.00 9.00 Africa’s Deadliest 8.00 Gunslingers Animals that infiltrate How Do They Do It? 9.00 Natural Born Outlaws their rivals’ territory. (HD) 9.00 Beasts of the 10.00 The Making of the 10.00 Wild Yellowstone Bayou 10.00pmMob Luciano takes Grizzly bears emerge 12.00m’t How It’s Made over Vito Genovese’s from mountain dens and 12.00m’t Nasa’s heroin ring in Italy. face off competition as Unexplained Files 11.00 World War II in they roam for food. (HD) 1.00am Mountain Colour 12.00m’t Monsters 2.00 Ghost 11.00 Planet Carnivore Weapons of War 2.00am Asylum 3.00 (HD) 12.00m’t Survive Time Team 3.00 Off the Mythbusters 3.50 How The Wild (HD) 1.00am Rails 4.00 Killer Tanks It’s Made 4.40 How the Caught in the Act (HD) 5.00-6.00am World Universe Works 5.302.00 Hippo v Croc War II in Colour 6.00am How Stuff’s Made (HD) 3.00 Wild Africa SKY SKY VIRG VIRG (HD) 4.00-5.00am +1 hour 536 263 +1 hour 557 260 Lions v Hippos (HD)

Turbo SKY VIRG 524 261 6.00am Railroad Alaska 7.00 Overhaulin’ 8.00 Wheeler Dealers 9.00 Fast N’ Loud 10.00 Alaska Mega Machines 11.00 What’s My Car Worth? Double bill. 12.00noon Chasing Classic Cars 1.00pm Railroad Alaska 2.00 Alaska Mega Machines 3.00 Fast N’ Loud 4.00 Wheeler Dealers 6.00 Chasing Classic Cars: Double bill. 7.00 What’s My Car Worth? Double bill. 8.00 Alaska Mega Machines The construction of a colossal dam capable of powering an entire town. 9.00 Wheeler Dealers Double bill of the series. 11.00 Alaska Mega Machines 12.00m’t Fast N’ Loud 2.00am Chasing Classic Cars 3.00 Overhaulin’ 4.40 Alaska Mega Machines 5.306.00am Wheeler Dealers

7.00 Hitler v Churchill: The Eagle and the Lion Exploring the rivalry between the leaders of Britain and Germany during World War Two. 8.00 A Very British Murder with Lucy Worsley How murder infiltrated popular culture during the Victorian era.

7.00 Human Universe Professor Brian Cox heads to India to explore the origins of rational thought. (HD)

9.00 One Foot in the Grave Victor returns home from a trip to the shop to discover the house has been burgled. 9.40 Margaret is haunted by a nightmare in which she plans to murder her husband.

9.00 The Life of Mammals David Attenborough offers an insight into insecteating animals, including shrews, moles and bats.

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8.00 The Nine Months that Made You Theories about how life in the womb affects people’s subsequent development.

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7.00am Children of Giant 6.00am On the Case with Paula Zahn (HD) 7.00 8.15 Into the Death Zone: Homicide Hunter (HD) Salvage Workers 9.20 8.00 The First 48 (HD) American Terrorist 11.05 9.00 Cold Case Files (HD) Hitler’s Holocaust 10.00 Unusual Suspects 12.15pm Building (HD) 11.00 Homicide Pharaoh’s Chariot Hunter (HD) 12.00noon 1.20 Into the Death Zone: Robbie Coltrane’s Critical Salvage Workers 2.25 Evidence (HD) American Terrorist 4.15 2.00pm Snapped: Women Hitler’s Holocaust 5.20 Who Kill 3.00 Cold Case Building Pharaoh’s Chariot Files (HD) 4.00 Unusual 6.35 Into the Death Suspects (HD) 5.00 Zone: Salvage Workers Homicide Hunter (HD) 7.50 Egypt’s Golden 7.00 Snapped: Women Empire Accounts Who Kill 8.00 On the of the warrior pharaoh Case with Paula Zahn (HD) Thutmosis III. 9.00 Homicide Hunter (HD) 9.00 Civil War Sabotage? 10.00 Cold Case Files The sinking of the SS NEW EDITION (HD) Sultana in 1865. 11.00 The First 48 (HD) 10.15 Forgotten Army: 12.00m’t Snapped: Destination Burma Women Who Kill 1.00am The stories of Africans Fatal Vows (HD) 2.00 Cold and Asians who fought Case Files (HD) 4.00 Fatal for the Allies during Vows (HD) 5.00-6.00am World War Two. Unusual Suspects (HD) 11.40pm-1.00am Egypt’s SKY +1 hour 554 Golden Empire

Tuesday

Animal Planet

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H2 SKY VIRG 531 273 8.00am Dogfights 10.00 Pirate Treasure of the Knights Templar 11.00 History’s Raiders 12.00noon America’s Book of Secrets 1.00pm Ancient Aliens 2.00 A History of Britain by Simon Schama 3.00 Dogfights 5.00 History’s Raiders 6.00 Hunting Hitler 7.00 America’s Book of Secrets 8.00 Ancient Aliens Experts scrutinise the Maya Calendar, which predicted the world would end in 2012. 9.00 Suggestions of alien cover-ups. 10.00 My Ghost Story: Caught on Camera A wheelchair allegedly moves on its own. 11.00 Heroes of War 12.00m’t History’s Raiders 1.00am Ancient Aliens 2.00 Hunting Hitler 3.00-5.00am Dogfights

TV&Satellite Week 69


TUESDAY Sky Premiere

Sky Disney

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Tuesday

6.00am Guardians of the Galaxy 2: Special 6.30 Hungry Hearts 8.30 The Top Ten Show 2017 8.50 Keanu 10.40 Jason Bourne As 8.00pm. 12.50pm PREMIERE Vigilante Diaries As 10.05pm. 2.40 Sadie’s Last Days on Earth Comedy. (S) (2016, PG, 90min) ★★ 4.30 Zoom Comedy starring Alison Pill. (2015, 15, 96min) ★★★ 6.15 Keanu Action comedy with Jordan Peele. (S) (2016, 15, 100min) ★★★

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PM

Sky Family

6.05am Aladdin 7.45 Basil the Great Mouse Detective 9.05 Finding Nemo 10.55 Brave 12.35pm Eight Below As shown at 9.35pm. 2.40 Ice Princess Teen drama. (S) (2004, U, 92min) ★★★ 4.30 Finding Nemo Animated comedy adventure. (S) (2003, U, 104min) ★★★★★ 6.20 Brave Pixar’s animated adventure set in a mythic medieval Scotland. (S) (2012, PG, 89min) ★★★★

Sky Comedy

Sky Action/Adventure

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6.50am Monster House 8.30 Neverland 11.40 Surf’s Up 1.15pm Strange Magic As shown at 8.00pm. 3.00 The Great Gilly Hopkins As shown at 9.45pm. 4.45 Monster House Animated comic horror adventure featuring the voice of Steve Buscemi. (S) (2006, PG, 91min) ★★★★ 6.25 Surf’s Up Animated mockumentary comedy featuring the voice of Shia LaBeouf. (S) (2007, PG, 85min) ★★★★

6.25am The Mummy Returns 8.45 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi 11.15 X-Men: Apocalypse 1.45pm The Karate Kid Part II Martial arts adventure sequel. (S) (1986, PG, 113min) ★★ 3.45 Behind Enemy Lines War drama starring Owen Wilson. (S) (2001, 12, 106min) ★★ 5.40 The Mummy Returns Adventure sequel starring Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz. (S) (2001, 12, 129min) ★★★★

SKY 308 VIRGIN 438 HD 308/335 HD 408 6.50am Alien Autopsy 8.35 Valentine’s Day 10.45 Raising Helen 12.50pm Daddy’s Home 2.35 How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days Romantic comedy starring Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey. (S) (2003, 12, 116min) ★★★ 4.35 Big Daddy Comedy starring Adam Sandler. (S) (1999, 12, 95min) ★★★ 6.15 Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story Spoof biopic starring John C Reilly. (S) (2007, 15, 92min) ★★★

PREMIERE 10.05 10 05 Vi Vigilante il Di Diaries

8.00

8.00 Jason Bourne Action thriller starring Matt Damon. The former CIA operative is drawn out of hiding to uncover more truths about his past. With Tommy Lee Jones, Alicia Vikander and Julia Stiles. (S) (2016, 12, 123min) ★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

10.05 PREMIERE Vigilante Diaries Action adventure with Paul Sloan. (S) (2016, 15, 103min) ★ See review, page19 SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

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Films

11.55 Tell Me How I Die Thriller starring Virginia Gardner and Nathan Kress. (S) (2016, 15, 107min) ★★ 1.50am Hungry Hearts Psychological drama. (S) (2014, 15, 113min) ★★★ 3.45 Elstree 1976 Documentary. (S) (2015, 12, 97min) ★★★★ 5.30-6.00am Ghost in the Shell: Special A look at the live-action remake of the iconic sci-fi animation.

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Aladdin

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8.00 Aladdin Animated fantasy featuring the voice of Robin Williams. A magic lamp helps Aladdin fulfil his dreams of marrying a beautiful princess. (S) (1992, U, 90min) ★★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

The Great Gilly Hopkins

8.00 Strange Magic Animated fantasy musical with the voices of Evan Rachel Wood and Alan Cumming. A magical kingdom is thrown into chaos by a love potion resulting in a series of unexpected romances. (S) (2015, U, 97min) ★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

9.35 Eight Below Live-action adventure starring Paul Walker. After an Antarctic research team evacuates its base, eight sled dogs are left stranded in the frozen wilds and forced to fend for themselves through a harsh winter. (S) (2006, PG, 120min) ★★★

9.45 The Great Gilly Hopkins Coming-of-age drama starring Kathy Bates, Glenn Close and Sophie Nelisse. A feisty foster kid comes up with an outlandish scheme to be reunited with her birth mother. (S) (2016, PG, 99min) ★★★

11.40 The Cat from Outer Space Fantasy comedy starring Ken Berry. (1978, U, 103min) ★★★ 1.35am Benji the Hunted Animal adventure sequel with Frank Inn. (S) (1987, U, 86min) ★★★ 3.15 Son of Flubber Fantasy comedy starring Fred MacMurray. (S) (1963, b/w, U, 102min) ★★★ 5.10-6.50am Spooky Buddies Family adventure. (S) (2011, U, 85min) ★★

11.25 Neverland 1/2. Fantasy adventure starring Rhys Ifans. (S) 12.55am Neverland 2/2. (S) 2.25 Dennis Comedy starring Mason Gamble. (S) (1993, PG, 97min) ★★ 4.05 Problem Child Comedy starring John Ritter. (1990, PG, 81min) ★ 5.30-6.00am Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them: Special

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8.00

X-Men: Apocalypse

8.00 X-Men: Apocalypse Sci-fi adventure starring James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender and Jennifer Lawrence. After the re-emergence of the world’s first mutant worlddestroyer Apocalypse, the X-Men must unite to defeat his extinction level plan. (S) (2016, 12, 144min) ★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

10.30 Taken Action thriller starring Liam Neeson, Famke Janssen and Maggie Grace. (S) (2008, 18, 93min) ★★★★ 12.15am Shaft Crime thriller inspired by the 1970s screen icon, starring Samuel L Jackson and Vanessa Williams. (S) (2000, 18, 99min) ★★★ 2.05 RoboCop 2 Sci-fi action sequel starring Peter Weller and Nancy Allen. (S) (1990, 18, 114min) ★ 4.05-6.00am Guns of the Magnificent Seven Western sequel with George Kennedy and Joe Don Baker. (S) (1968, PG, 106min) ★★

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8.00 Daddy’s Home Comedy starring Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg. A mild-mannered stepfather desperately tries to keep the respect of his wife’s children when their biological father returns. (S) (2015, 12, 96min) ★★★

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9.45 Superbad Teen comedy starring Jonah Hill and Michael Cera. Two high school friends embark on a quest to buy booze and lose their virginity. With Christopher Mintz-Plasse. (S) (2007, 15, 108min) ★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

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11.45 Bad Bromance Comedy starring Jack Black and James Marsden. (S) (2015, 15, 97min) ★★ 1.35am Gremlins Comedy horror fantasy starring Zach Galligan. (S) (1984, 12, 106min) ★★★★ 3.30 Search Party Comedy with Adam Pally. (S) (2014, 15, 93min) ★★ 5.10-6.45am Police Academy 6: City Under Siege Comedy sequel. (S) (1989, PG, 83min) ★

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6.00am Titan A.E 7.50 Guardians of the Galaxy 2: Special 8.20 The Bourne Supremacy 10.20 The Talented Mr Ripley 12.45pm Matt Damon Touchscreen 1.45 Green Zone 3.45 Ocean’s Twelve Caper thriller sequel. (S) (2004, 12, 125min) ★★★★ 6.00 The Bourne Supremacy Thriller sequel. (2004, 12, 108min) ★★★★

7.15am 1941 9.15 The Top Ten Show 2017 9.35 Dante’s Peak 11.35 Lethal Weapon 1.35pm Groundhog Day 3.25 The Greatest Show on Earth Circus drama starring Charlton Heston. (S) (1952, U, 153min) ★★★ 6.00 Dante’s Peak Disaster drama starring Pierce Brosnan and Linda Hamilton. (S) (1997, 12, 108min) ★★★

6.00am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors 6.30 Bonanza 8.35 The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes 11.05 The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes 12.50pm Bonanza 3.00 Sherlock Holmes and the Voice of Terror 4.20 The Wrong Man 6.30 The Stepford Wives Thriller starring Paula Prentiss. (1974, 15, 115min) ★★★★

6.00am The Curse of the Wraydons 7.55 Tate 8.25 The Cuckoo Patrol 10.00 Glimpses 10.10 House of Darkness 11.25 Mystery at Monstein 12.00noon Tarka the Otter 1.50pm Talkies 2.00 The Interrupted Journey 3.40 Glimpses 4.00 Tawny Pipit 5.40 Glimpses 6.00 Lloyd Bridges Show 6.30 The Pride of the Yankees

8.00am Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 9.00 Star Trek: Voyager 10.00 Star Trek 11.00 Witchslayer Gretl 12.50pm Horror Highlights 1.00 The Lost Continent 2.50 Horror Highlights 3.00 Hercules: The Legendary Journeys 4.00 Disaster Zone: Volcano in New York 5.50 Horror Highlights 6.00 Star Trek (Series 2)

7.00am Merry In-Laws 9.00 Hearts Adrift 11.00 Straight from the Heart 1.00pm The Waltons 2.00 Little House on the Prairie 3.00 God Bless the Child Drama with Mare Winningham and Dorian Harewood. (1987, 15, 93min) ★★ 5.00 Homeless Drama starring Jeff Daniels and Kathy Bates. (1989, 12, 100min) ★★

8.00 The Talented Mr Ripley Psychological thriller starring Matt Damon, Jude Law and Gwyneth Paltrow. (1999, 15, 139min) ★★★★★ 10.30 Green Zone Action thriller starring Matt Damon. (2010, 15, 114min) ★★★★ 12.30am Ocean’s Twelve Caper thriller sequel starring George Clooney, Brad Pitt and Matt Damon. (S) (2004, 12, 125min) ★★★★ 2.45 Matt Damon Touchscreen 3.45 Ghostbusters: Special 4.15-6.00am Titan A.E Animated sci-fi adventure with the voice of Matt Damon. (S) (2000, PG, 94min) ★★★

8.00 Lethal Weapon Action thriller starring Mel Gibson and Danny Glover. (S) (1987, 18, 110min) ★★★★ 10.00 Groundhog Day Romantic fantasy comedy starring Bill Murray and Andie MacDowell. (S) (1993, PG, 103min) ★★★★★ 11.45 Grosse Pointe Blank Offbeat thriller starring John Cusack and Minnie Driver. (1997, 15, 107min) ★★★★ 1.45am New Jack City Crime drama starring Wesley Snipes, Judd Nelson and Ice T. (S) (1991, 18, 97min) ★★★ 3.35-6.15am The Greatest Show on Earth As 3.25pm.

9.00 Internal Affairs Thriller about corruption in the LA police force, starring Andy Garcia as the detective investigating a street cop. With Richard Gere and Nancy Travis. (1990, 18, 117min) ★★★★ 11.20 Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia Sam Peckinpah’s violent melodrama starring Warren Oates and Isela Vega. (1974, 18, 112min) ★★★★ 1.35am Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura 3.30-6.00am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors

9.00 All In Good Fun 9.50 Glimpses: Aberdeen & Edinburgh in the 1960s 10.00 Jungle Street Crime drama starring Jill Ireland. (1960, U, 89min) ★★ 11.40 Glimpses: Cornwall Calling A yacht sails around Cornwall’s coastal villages. 12.00m’t I Am a Camera Drama starring Julie Harris. (1955, b/w, 15, 98min) ★★★ 2.00am Separate Ways Drama. (1981, 12, 82min) ★★ 3.55 Mister Kingstreet’s War War drama with John Saxon. (1972, PG, 105min) ★★ 5.45-6.00am Glimpses: Sail Ho Comic short film.

7.00 Star Trek: Voyager Jetrel: 15/16. Neelix’s arch-enemy arrives on the ship. (Series 1) 8.00 The 4400 Rebirth: 9/13. A returnee demonstrates an amazing ability. (Series 2) 9.00 From The Dark Horror thriller starring Niamh Algar. (2014, 18, 90min) ★★ 10.55 GirlHouse Horror starring Ali Cobrin and Slaine. (2014, 18, 99min) ★★ 12.55am Chain Letter Horror thriller starring Nikki Reed. (2010, 18, 88min) ★ 2.40-4.30am Basket Case Horror. (1981, 18, 90min) ★

7.00 Due East Coming-of-age drama starring Kate Capshaw. (2002, 15, 110min) ★★ 9.00 Roots: The Next Generations 1/7. Drama following the history of a black American family. 11.00 The Disappearing Act Fact-based drama starring Patty Duke and Kelly Rowan. (1997, 15, 87min) ★★ 1.00am The Waltons 3.00 Little House on the Prairie Double bill. 5.00-7.00am Web of Deceit Thriller with Corbin Bernsen. (1993, 15, 88min) ★★

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9 May Sky Crime/Thriller Sky Drama/Romance

Sky Sci-Fi/Horror

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7.00am Mercury Plains 8.55 The Rock 11.15 Exposed 1.00pm Spooks: The Greater Good As 9.00pm. 3.00 Imperium As 10.50pm. 5.00 2 Fast 2 Furious Action thriller sequel starring Paul Walker, Tyrese and Cole Hauser. (S) (2003, 12, 108min) ★★ 7.00 Anti-Social Crime drama starring Gregg Sulkin, Christian Berkel, Meghan Markle and Josh Myers. (S) (2014, 15, 116min) ★★

Anti-Social

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9.00 Spooks: The Greater Good Spy thriller starring Kit Harington and Peter Firth. A terrorist escapes custody when the convoy he is being transported in is attacked. (S) (2015, 15, 104min) ★★★

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10.50 Imperium Crime thriller starring Daniel Radcliffe. (S) (2016, 15, 106min) ★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

12.50am Dying of the Light Espionage thriller starring Nicolas Cage. (S) (2014, 18, 92min) ★★ 2.40 True Deception Drama starring James Franco, Amber Heard and Ed Harris. (S) (2015, 18, 105min) ★★ 4.20-6.00am Angel Flight Down Adventure starring Patricia Kalember. (S) (1996, PG, 88min) ★★

Irrational Man

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8.00 Miracles from Heaven Drama starring Jennifer Garner, Kylie Rogers and Martin Henderson. A young girl with a rare illness finds herself cured after surviving a terrible accident. With Queen Latifah. (S) (2016, 12, 109min) ★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

10.00 Runaway Bride Romantic comedy starring Julia Roberts and Richard Gere. (S) (1999, PG, 116min) ★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

12.00m’t St Elmo’s Fire Brat Pack drama starring Emilio Estevez, Demi Moore, Andrew McCarthy and Rob Lowe. (S) (1985, 15, 108min) ★★★ 2.00am Laws of Attraction Comedy starring Pierce Brosnan and Julianne Moore. (S) (2004, 12, 90min) ★★ 3.45 GI Blues Musical comedy with Elvis Presley and Juliet Prowse. (S) (1960, PG, 100min) ★★★ 5.45-6.00am The Top Ten Show 2017 The latest box office hits.

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6.25am Dragonball Z: Battle of Gods 8.25 Dragon Ball Z: Resurrection ‘F’ 10.15 The Top Ten Show 2017 10.45 The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen 12.45pm Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice 3.30 The Lazarus Effect 5.00 Alien Resurrection Sci-fi horror thriller. (S) (1997, 15, 110min) ★★★★ 7.00 The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen Fantasy. (S) (2003, 12, 110min) ★★

The League of…

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9.00 Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice Action adventure starring Ben Affleck and Henry Cavill. The two superheroes’ mutual distrust leads them into a battle to the death manipulated by an evil billionaire. With Amy Adams, Jesse Eisenberg and Gal Gadot. (S) (2016, 12, 164min) ★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

11.45 The Lazarus Effect Sci-fi thriller starring Olivia Wilde and Mark Duplass. (S) (2015, 15, 80min) ★★ 1.15am Alien Resurrection Sci-fi horror thriller, as shown at 5.00pm. 3.15-6.00am Dragon Ball Z: Resurrection ‘F’ Animation featuring the voice of Sean Schemmel. (S) (2015, 12, 93min) ★★★

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7.00am Apple Mortgage Cake 9.00 Change of Heart 11.00 A Midsummer’s Hawaiian Dream 1.00pm Surprised by Love Romantic comedy. (2015, PG, 84min) ★★ 3.00 Perfect Match Comedy with Danica McKellar. (2015, PG, 86min) ★★ 5.00 Love Under the Stars Comedy starring Ashley Newbrough. (2015, PG, 120min) ★★

6.00am Riff-Raff 7.35 The A350 – Star of the Skies 8.35 The De Havilland Comet 9.45 Fly Low! Hit Hard! 11.00 Crash: The Mystery of Flight 1501 1.00pm Mach 2 Action thriller. (2001, 18, 94min) ★★ 2.55 Battlefield 4.05 The Avro Vulcan 5.20 Jetstream Disaster drama with Steven Hartley. (2012, 12, 88min) ★★

9.00 Black Dawn Action thriller starring Steven Seagal. A former CIA agent tries to stop a group of terrorists from exploding a nuclear bomb in LA. (2005, 15, 91min) ★ 11.00 The General’s Daughter Thriller starring John Travolta. (1999, 18, 116min) ★★★ 1.20am Punisher War Zone Action thriller starring Ray Stevenson and Dominic West. (2008, 18, 98min) ★★★ 3.40 Hope and Glory Wartime drama, as shown at 6.55pm 5.50-6.00am Sony Movie News Extra Film news.

7.00 Love in Paradise Romantic drama starring Luke Perry and Emmanuelle Vaugier. (2016, PG, 79min) ★★ 9.00 Karen Kingsbury’s The Bridge 2/2. Romance starring Wyatt Nash and Katie Findlay. 11.00 The Right Girl Romantic comedy starring Anna Hutchison and Luke Baybak. (2015, PG, 120min) ★★ 1.00am A Moving Romance Drama with Ambyr Childers, Keegan Allen and Jim O’Heir. (2016, PG, 120min) ★★ 3.00-5.00am A Midsummer’s Hawaiian Dream Romantic fantasy starring Amy Carlson. (2016, PG, 84min) ★★

7.05 Collision Course Action thriller starring Tia Carrere and David Chokachi. (2012, PG, 90min) ★★ 9.00 Active Stealth Action thriller starring Daniel Baldwin. (1999, 18, 95min) ★ 11.10 Tactical Assault Action thriller starring Rutger Hauer and Robert Patrick. (1998, 15, 89min) ★★ 1.00am They Won’t Believe Me Thriller starring Robert Young and Susan Hayward. (1947, b/w, PG, 95min) ★★★ 2.50-4.00am The Fall of Berlin The last days of World War Two, as Russian troops fought their way to Berlin.

(S) Subtitles (SL) Signing

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6.00am Fur: An Imaginary Portrait of Diane Arbus 8.05 Like Father, Like Son 10.10 True Story 11.55 The Sea Inside 2.05pm The Magnificent Seven As 10.00pm. 4.15 Witness Thriller starring Harrison Ford and Kelly McGillis. (S) (1985, 15, 112min) ★★★★ 6.15 Maggie’s Plan Offbeat romantic comedy starring Greta Gerwig, Ethan Hawke, Bill Hader and Julianne Moore. (S) (2015, 15, 98min) ★★★★

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■ (HD) denotes HD on Sky or Virgin ■ Films start at 11.00am 11.00am Terror in a Texas Town 12.40pm Mrs Pollifax – Spy Spy spoof. (S) (1970, PG, 110min) ★ 2.50 The Violent Men Western. (S) (1955, PG, 96min) ★★★ 4.45 One of Our Aircraft is Missing World War Two drama. (S) (1941, b/w, U, 102min) ★★★ 6.50 I, Robot Sci-fi. (S) (2004, 12, 115min) ★★★★

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8.00 Midnight Special Sci-fi adventure starring Michael Shannon and Jaeden Lieberher. A boy with strange powers is protected by his father from religious extremists and government agents. With Joel Edgerton and Kirsten Dunst. (S) (2015, 12, 109min) ★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

10.00 The Magnificent Seven Western starring Yul Brynner as the leader of a group of gunmen hired to protect a Mexican village from bandits. With Steve McQueen. (S) (1960, PG, 138min) ★★★★★

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9.00 Star Trek Sci-fi adventure prequel starring Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto. Rebel Starfleet graduate James T Kirk falls foul of young Vulcan officer Spock when he joins the new Starship Enterprise. With Eric Bana. (S) (2009, 12, 121min) ★★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

12.10am Eyes Wide Shut Erotic thriller from Stanley Kubrick, starring Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman. (S) (1999, 18, 159min) ★★★ 2.50 Misery Suspense drama starring James Caan and Kathy Bates. (S) (1990, 18, 107min) ★★★★ 4.40-6.15am The Crow’s Egg Indian comedy drama starring Vignesh. Subtitled. (S) (2014, PG, 90min) ★★★

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9.00am Circle of Friends 10.50 Voices 12.45pm So I Married an Axe Murderer 2.45 King Solomon’s Mines African adventure spoof. (1985, PG, 100min) ★★★ 4.50 Restless Romantic drama. (2011, PG, 91min) ★★ 6.55 Hope and Glory Wartime drama starring Sebastian Rice-Edwards and Sarah Miles. (1987, 15, 113min) ★★★

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6.20am Elsa & Fred 8.05 Despite the Falling Snow 9.45 Always 11.55 Steel Magnolias 2.00pm Marie Antoinette Offbeat costume drama starring Kirsten Dunst. (S) (2006, 12, 123min) ★★★ 4.10 The Walk Fact-based drama with Joseph Gordon-Levitt. (S) (2015, PG, 123min) ★★★★ 6.20 Irrational Man Woody Allen’s drama starring Joaquin Phoenix and Emma Stone. (S) (2015, 12, 93min) ★★★

Tuesday

PM

11.25 The Watch Sci-fi comedy. (S) (2012, 15, 101min) ★★ 1.30-3.45am Immortals Adventure. (S) (2011, 15, 110min) ★★★

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FILMS SHOWN ON OTHER CHANNELS TONIGHT EVENING (6-10pm) 9.00pm I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry Comedy Central Comedy. (HD) ★ 9.00pm The Happening Syfy Sci-fi from director M Night Shyamalan. (HD) ★★★

10pm TILL LATE 11.00pm Assassin Spike Crime thriller. ★ 11.00pm Akira Syfy Animated Japanese sci-fi fantasy. Subtitled. ★★★

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6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans (HD) 9.00 Monday Night Football (HD) 9.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (HD) 10.00 Premier League Daily (HD) 11.00 LIVE ATP Masters Tennis: The Mutua Madrid Open: Day two of the clay-court tournament from the Caja Magica, featuring matches from the first and second rounds. (HD) 4.00pm LIVE ATP Masters Tennis The Mutua Madrid Open: Further coverage of day two, featuring matches from the first and second rounds. (HD) 9.00 Premier League Review A look back at recent fixtures. (HD) 10.00 La Liga World Recent action. (HD) 10.30 Scottish Football Round-Up A review of the latest fixtures. (HD) 10.45 Sporting Triumphs With Gary Neville. (HD) 11.00 Premier League Review (HD) 12.00m’t Premier League 100 Club (HD) 1.00am Premier League Legends (HD) 2.00 Premier League Years 4.00 Sporting Heroes: Stuart Barnes Interviews Martin Pipe (HD) 5.00 Premier League 100 Club (HD) 5.30-6.00am Spanish Football Gold (HD)

6.00am Cricket Classics 7.00 WWE Smackdown Hlts (HD) 8.00 Monday Night Football: Pre-Match (HD) 9.00 Cricket Classics 10.00 Super League Fulltime (HD) 10.30 Cricket’s Greatest (HD) 11.00 Monday Night Football (HD) 3.00pm LIVE Indian Premier League Kings Xi Punjab v Kolkata Knight Riders: Coverage of the Twenty20 match from the Punjab Cricket Association IS Bindra Stadium. (HD) 7.30 Top 14 Round-Up Show A round-up of the latest action from the French Top 14. (HD) 8.00 Fight Night Anthony Joshua v Wladimir Klitschko: A re-run of the bout for the IBF, WBA Super and IBO heavyweight titles. (HD) 10.00 Fight Night International Action from Badou Jack v James DeGale. (HD) 11.00 Fight Night International Action from Carl Frampton v Leo Santa Cruz. (HD) 1.00am Boxing Gold (HD) 2.00 Cricket’s Greatest (HD) 2.30 Sporting Rivalries (HD) 3.00 Cricket Classics 4.00 Cricket’s Greatest (HD) 5.00-6.00am Sporting Triumphs (HD)

6.00am Sporting Greats (HD) 7.00 Darts Gold (HD) 8.00 Boxing Gold (HD) 9.00 Revista De La Liga 9.30 Sporting Greats (HD) 10.00 Great Sporting Moments (HD) 10.30 Indian Premier League: Sunrisers Hyderabad v Mumbai Indians. (HD) 3.00pm Fight Night International Badou Jack v James DeGale: Action from the bout for the WBC and IBF Super Middleweight titles. (HD) 4.00 NFL Super Bowl LI Highlights New England Patriots v Atlanta Falcons: From NRG Stadium in Houston, Texas. (HD) 6.00 Fight Night Gavin McDonnell v Rey Vargas, and Deontay Wilder v Gerald Washington. (HD) 8.00 Indian Premier League Kings XI Punjab v Kolkata Knight Riders: Another chance to see the Twenty20 match from the Punjab Cricket Association IS Bindra Stadium. (HD) 12.30am Cricket’s Greatest (HD) 1.00 Sporting Greats (HD) 2.00 Super League Gold (HD) 2.30 Rugby Gold (HD) 3.00 Sky Sports Years (HD) 4.00 Great Sporting Moments (HD) 5.00-6.00am Sporting Rivalries (HD)

6.00-11.00am The Players Championship Official Film 11.00 Chronicles of a Champion Golfer (HD) 12.00noon The Players Championship Official Film: The 2012 and 2013 tournaments. 2.00pm The Players Championship Official Film Action from 2014. 3.00 The Players Championship Official Film From 2015. (HD) 4.00 The Players Championship Official Film From 2016. (HD) 5.00 The Players Championship Official Film Action from 2007. 6.00 The Players Championship Official Film Action from 2008. 7.00 Golfing World (HD) 7.30 Players Countdown A look ahead. (HD) 8.00 The Players Championship – Sandy Lyle 1987 Final Round 10.00 The Players Championship Official Film Action from 2009. 11.00 The Players Championship – Sandy Lyle 1987 Final Round 1.00am The Players Championship Official Film 3.00 PGA Tour Classic 4.006.00am The Players Championship – Sandy Lyle 1987 Final Round

6.00am Boxing Gold (HD) 7.00 Football’s Greatest Teams (HD) 8.00 Sporting Records (HD) 9.00 WWE from the Vault (HD) 10.00 Sporting Records (HD) (HD) 11.00 Racing News (HD) 11.30 Boxing Gold (HD) 12.00noon Super League Fulltime (HD) 12.30pm Sporting Rivalries (HD) 1.00 Darts Gold (HD) 2.00 Eredivisie Round-Up (HD) 3.00 Sporting Triumphs Jamie Carragher. (HD) 3.15 Great Sporting Moments (HD) 3.30 Sporting Triumphs Sean Fitzpatrick. (HD) 3.45 Great Sporting Moments (HD) 4.00 Super League Fulltime (HD) 4.30 WWE from the Vault Archive action. (HD) 4.45 WWE Slam City (HD) 5.00 WWE Smackdown Wrestling action. (HD) 7.00 Eredivisie Round-Up News and action. (HD) 8.00 PGA EuroPro Tour Golf (HD) 10.00 Eredivisie Round-Up (HD) 11.00 PGA EuroPro Tour Golf (HD) 1.00am LIVE WWE Late Night Smackdown (HD) 3.00 PGA EuroPro Tour Golf (HD) 5.00-6.00am Sky Sports Years (HD)

7.25am Lindsey Vonn: Chasing History (HD) 7.30 Ultra Trail: World Tour (HD) 8.00 Cycling: Giro d’Italia (HD) 9.00 Athletics: Diamond League (HD) 10.00 Olympics: London 2012 Hall of Fame (HD) 11.00 Cycling: Giro d’Italia (HD) 12.00noon LIVE Cycling: Giro d’Italia Coverage of the fourth stage of the Grand Tour race. (HD) 4.45pm Olympics: London 2012 Hall of Fame (HD) 5.45 World Superbikes The fourth round of the season from Assen. (HD) 6.45 Eurosport News 6.50 Lindsey Vonn: Chasing History (HD) 7.00 MCE British Superbikes Round three from Oulton Park. (HD) 8.00 Cycling: Giro d’Italia Stage four of the prestigious race. (HD) 9.30 FIA World Endurance Championship (HD) 10.00 European Rally Championship (HD) 10.30 Blancpain Sprint GT Series (HD) 11.00 Cycling: Giro d’Italia (HD) 12.30am Eurosport News 12.35 FIFA World (HD) 1.05 Eurosport News 1.101.15am Lindsey Vonn: Chasing History (HD)

6.00am Motocross World Championship (HD) 6.45 WATTS (HD) 7.30 ATP Tennis (HD) 9.00 Cycling: Giro d’Italia (HD) 10.45 WATTS (HD) 12.45pm ATP Tennis (HD) 2.00 Motocross World Championship (HD) 2.45 LIVE UEFA European Under-17s Championship Football Coverage of a match from Croatia. (HD) 4.45 FIFA World (HD) 5.15 Athletics: Diamond League (HD) 7.15 Eurosport News 7.20 Horse Excellence Equestrian show. (HD) 7.50 WATTS (HD) 8.00 UEFA European Under-17s Championship Football Action from Croatia. (HD) 9.30 FIFA World (HD) 10.00 Cycling: Giro d’Italia Stage four. (HD) 11.00 Eurosport News 11.05 World Superbikes (HD) 12.05am WATTS (HD) 12.30 UEFA European Under-17s Championship Football (HD) 2.00 Cycling: Giro d’Italia (HD) 3.30 UEFA European Under-17s Championship Football: As 8.00pm. (HD) 5.00 WATTS (HD) 5.306.00am FIFA World (HD)

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6.00-10.00am Serie A: 6.00am Bundesliga 2: 6.00am European Football Back-to-back action. 10.00 Show Extra (HD) 6.30 Eintracht Braunschweig v Portuguese Liga NOS (HD) UEFA Champions League FC Union Berlin. (HD) 11.00am-3.00pm Ligue 1: Magazine 7.00 Aviva 7.30 Game of the Week Back-to-back action. (HD) Premiership Rugby (HD) (HD) 8.00 Campeonato 9.30 Mobil 1: The Grid (HD) 3.00pm Campeonato Paulista: Corinthians v 10.00 Moto3: Grand Prix of Paulista Corinthians Ponte Preta (HD) 9.00 Spain (HD) 11.00 Moto2: v Ponte Preta. (HD) Premier League Review Grand Prix of Spain (HD) (HD) 10.00 FIFA 17 4.00 European Football 12.00noon MotoGP: Grand Ultimate Team Show Extra (HD) Prix of Spain (HD) 1.00pm 4.30 Bundesliga 2 (HD) Championships (HD) MotoGP Chequered Flag 11.00 LIVE WTA Tennis: 6.00 Serie A Review (HD) (HD) 2.00 Premier Madrid Day four of the 6.30 Game of the Week League Review (HD) Mutua Madrid Open, Recent highlights. (HD) 3.00 NBA Playoffs (HD) 5.00 one of four Premier 7.00 Toyota AFL Highlights UEFA Champions League Mandatory tournaments Show Recent action. (HD) Magazine (HD) 5.30 UEFA on the WTA calendar. (HD) 7.30 BRDC Formula 3 Champions League (HD) 11.30pm When the Garden Championship Highlights 6.30 European Football Was Eden Documentary From Rockingham. (HD) Show Extra (HD) 7.00 LIVE looking back at the glory 8.30 MotoGP: Grand UEFA Champions League: years of the New York Prix of Spain (HD) Juventus v Monaco. (HD) Knicks, when they made 9.30 MotoGP Chequered 10.30 Premier League the NBA Finals in three Flag Analysis. (HD) Reload (HD) 10.45 UFC: out of four seasons, Inside the Octagon (HD) 10.30 Formula E: winning two titles. (HD) Street Racers (HD) 11.15 UFC: Beyond the 1.00am LIVE NBA Playoffs: Octagon (HD) 12.15am 11.00 BRDC Formula 3 Action from the NBA Ladbrokes SPFL Highlights Championship Highlights playoffs, a best-of-seven (HD) 12.45 Premier (HD) 12.00m’t UEFA elimination tournament League Reload (HD) 1.00 Champions League (HD) among the season’s 16 Hyundai A-League (HD) 1.00am Bundesliga best teams. (HD) 3.30 2.30 UFC: Inside the Review (HD) 2.00 Ligue 1 NBA High Tops: Plays of Octagon (HD) 3.00 Global Review (HD) 3.00 UEFA the Month (HD) 4.00 NBA Goals (HD) 3.30 FIA F3 Champions League (HD) Reload (HD) 4.30 Global European Championship 4.00 Serie A Review Goals (HD) 4.45 Toyota (HD) 4.30 ADAC GT (HD) 4.30 Ladbrokes AFL Highlights Show (HD) Masters (HD) 5.00 SPFL Highlights (HD) 5.15 WTA All Access (HD) Mobil 1: The Grid (HD) 5.00 Global Goals 5.45-6.00am MotoGP 5.30-6.00am Formula (HD) 5.30-6.00am Game of the Week (HD) E: Street Racers (HD) Catch-up Show (HD)

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1.15pm LIVE Raceday At The Races Coverage of meetings at Fakenham and Ffos Las. 1.30pm LIVE Racing Racing UK Today’s meeting at Ayr. 5.30pm LIVE Evening Racing

6.00am Pardon the 6.00am Mix Shorts: Interruption (HD) 6.30 Masterclasses (HD) 7.30 NBA: The Jump (HD) Mix Shorts: Game 7.00 Around the Horn Changers Masterclasses (HD) 7.30 IndyCar 8.00 Best of Game Highlights (HD) 8.30 Changers (HD) 9.00 NCAA Men’s Volleyball Mixtreme: If3 (HD) 10.00 (HD) 10.30 Baseball Sporting Triumphs (HD) Tonight (HD) 11.30 11.00 NFL – A Football Around the Horn (HD) Life (HD) 12.00noon Mix Shorts: Masterclasses (HD) 12.00noon Pardon the 12.30pm Fit In 5 1.00 Interruption (HD) Mixtreme: World Surf 12.30pm NBA: The Jump League: Rip Curl Pro (HD) The latest NBA news. (HD) 2.00 Mixtreme: If3 (HD) 1.00 ESPN FC (HD) 3.00 NFL: America’s 1.30 MLB Action from a Game 4.00 Mix Shorts: recent Major League Masterclasses (HD) 4.15 Baseball contest. (HD) Gymnastics Masterclass 4.30 Baseball Tonight (HD) 4.30 Best of Game 5.30 Pardon the Changers (HD) 5.00 Interruption (HD) Drone Racing League (HD) 6.00 NBA: The Jump (HD) 6.00 Table Tennis (HD) 6.30 ESPN FC (HD) 7.00 Watersports World 7.00 Motorsport: DTM (HD) (HD) 8.00 FIA World 8.30 LIVE MLB San Diego Rallycross Championship Padres v Texas Rangers: (HD) 9.00 Premier League The inter-league clash Review (HD) 10.00 from Petco Park. Table Tennis (HD) 11.00 Start-time is at 8.40. (HD) Watersports World (HD) 11.30 NBA: The Jump (HD) 12.00m’t Mixtreme: Crankworx World Tour (HD) 12.00m’t LIVE MLB: 1.00am Table Tennis (HD) Baltimore Orioles v 2.00 Mixtreme: Crankworx Washington Nationals: The World Tour (HD) 2.30 American League clash at The Fantasy Football Club Oriole Park. Start-time is (HD) 3.30 Mixtreme: Fise at 12.05. (HD) 3.00am World Series One (HD) IndyCar Highlights (HD) 4.00-6.00am Mix Shorts: 4.00-6.00am NCAA Men’s Volleyball (HD) Masterclasses (HD)

Racing UK This evening’s meetings at Leicester and Exeter. 9.00pm LIVE Stateside At The Races Live horse racing coverage from the United States. 2.00am LIVE Australian Racing

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In arrivals, a passenger should be at Gatwick and a 787 Dreamliner lands

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10.00 Film: Idiocracy

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9.00 Billy Wilder: Nobody’s Perfect

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9.00 Street Outlaws

10.00 Naked and Afraid

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8.00 The Nine Months that Made You

9.00 The Life of Mammals

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5.50 Jason Bourne 6.00 The Bourne Ultimatum

8.00 Keanu 8.00 The Martian

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6.00 Shirley Valentine

8.00 Lethal Weapon 2

305 SKY DISNEY

6.00 Alice Through the Looking Glass

8.00 Zootropolis

306 SKY FAMILY

6.20 Hotel Transylvania 2

8.00 Twins

307 SKY ACTION

6.00 The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon… 6.15 Police Academy

8.00 Ant-Man 8.00 Sausage Party

301 SKY PREMIERE

Films

7.00PM

Heathrow: Britain’s Busiest Airport

101 BBC1

138 MORE4

308 SKY COMEDY

309 SKY CRIME 310 SKY DRAMA 311 SKY SCI-FI

Sport

The late Tim Pigott-Smith reprises his stage role in a play imagining the Prince of Wales causing a constitutional crisis

NEW

Wednesday

BBC2 HD, 9pm

Bananarama perform as a trio after 29 years, along with stand-up Pippa Evans

Thriller

NEW

King Charles III

ITV HD, 8pm/ITV+1, 9pm

Evening Planner

Documentary

NEW Tonight at the London Palladium

10 May

7.00 Secret in Their Eyes 6.00 Fathers and Daughters

10.00 Rivermen 10.20 Goodnight Sweetheart 10.00 Secrets of Bones 9.50 Junction 48 10.25 The Departed 10.00 Pitch Black 10.00 The Hunchback of Notre Dame 9.50 Sister Act 10.00 Cloverfield 9.40 Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story

9.00 The Trust

10.35 Déjà Vu

8.00 Our Brand Is Crisis

7.15 Into the Forest

10.00 The Meddler 9.00 Star Trek Beyond

312 SKY SELECT

5.45 Spy Game

8.00 Miller’s Crossing

315 FILM4

6.55 Field of Dreams

9.00 Ouija

10.00 Raging Bull

317 TCM

5.40 Raintree County

9.00 The Hunt for Red October

401 SKY SPORTS 1

11.00 ATP Masters Tennis – Live: Day three of the Mutua Madrid Open from the Caja Magica

402 SKY SPORTS 2

1.55 Royal London One-Day Cup Cricket – Live: Essex Eagles v Sussex Sharks: From The Cloudfm County Ground in Chelmsford

403 SKY SPORTS 3

3.00 IPL – Live

7.30 Cricket’s…

404 SKY SPORTS 4

7.00 Live at the Players – Live: Coverage of the contenders on the range at TPC Sawgrass

410 EUROSPORT 1

7.00 Cycling: Tour Series

411 EUROSPORT 2

6.45 MCE British Superbikes

10.00 Great Run…

10.30 Sporting Greats

8.00 Indian Premier League 9.00 Champions Tour Golf

10.00 The Players Championship Official Film

8.00 Cycling: Giro d’Italia

9.30 Athletics: Diamond League

8.00 UEFA European Under-17s Championship Football

9.30 Motorcycling…

Denotes programmes starting before 7.00pm

† Regions vary

10.00 Cycling: Giro d’Italia

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CHANNEL 4

SKY 101 VIR 101 F’VIEW 1 F’SAT 101 HD 115/141 HD 108 HD 101 HD 106/108

VIR 102 102F’VIEW F’VIEW F’SAT102 102 2 2F’SAT SKY 141 VIRGIN HD 102/115 HD 187 162 HDHD 102 102HDHD 108/106 109

SKY 103 VIRGIN 103 F’VIEW 3 F’SAT 103 HD 178 HD 113 HD 103 HD 111

SKY 104 VIRGIN 104 F’VIEW 4 F’SAT 104 HD 227 HD 141 HD 104 HD 126

6.00am Breakfast (S)(HD) 9.15 Rip Off Britain (S)(HD) 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (S)(R)(HD) 11.00 A1: Britain’s Longest Road (S)(HD)(AD) 11.45 Claimed and Shamed (S)(R)(HD) 12.15pm Bargain Hunt (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 1.00 BBC News (S)(HD) 1.30 Local News (S) 1.45 Doctors Karen’s treatment of JJ undermines his confidence. (S) (HD)(AD) 2.15 The Boss (S)(HD) 3.00 Escape to the Country A couple search for a home in Somerset. (S)(HD)(AD) 3.45 Garden Rescue (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is Kate Bliss and Caroline Hawley visit Villeurbanne in Lyon, France. (S)(HD) 5.15 Pointless Quiz show. (S)(HD) 6.00 BBC News (S)(HD) 6.30 Local News (S) 6.55 Party Election Broadcast By the Liberal Democrats. (S)(HD)

6.00am My Life in Books (S)(R) 6.30 A1: Britain’s Longest Road (S)(R)(HD) (AD) 7.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is (S)(R)(HD) 8.00 Sign Zone: Nature’s Weirdest Events (S)(R)(AD) 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire (S)(HD) 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live (S)(HD) 12.00noon Daily Politics (S)(HD) 1.00pm Two Tribes (S)(R)(HD) 1.30 Coast (S)(R)(HD) 2.00 Natural World (S)(R)(HD) 2.50 Who Do You Think You Are? With Jerry Hall. (S)(R)(HD) 3.50 Red Rock (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 4.35 Red Rock (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 5.15 Antiques Road Trip Charlie Ross and James Braxton head to auction in Buckinghamshire. (S)(R)(HD) 6.00 Celebrity Eggheads Children’s TV presenters compete for charity. (S)(HD) 6.45 Debatable Quiz show hosted by Patrick Kielty. (S)(HD)

The Boss

8.00

Trust Me, I’m a Vet

7.00 The One Show Matt Baker and Angellica Bell present the live magazine show, featuring topical reports from around the UK and big-name studio guests. (S)(HD)

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An investigation into one of the worst treatment disasters in the history of the NHS, as thousands of people were infected with HIV and Hepatitis C from contaminated blood products. (S)(HD)

10.00 BBC News (S)(HD)

PM

10.30 Local News (S) Followed by Lottery Update (S)

Emmerdale

6.00am Countdown (S)(R)(HD) 6.45 Will & Grace (S)(R)(AD) 7.35-9.05 Everybody Loves Raymond (S)(R) (AD) 9.05 Frasier (S)(R) 10.05 Car SOS (S)(R)(HD) 11.05 Ramsay’s Hotel Hell (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 12.00noon News (S)(HD) 12.05pm The Question Jury (S)(R)(HD) 1.05 Posh Pawnbrokers Test-driving a classic Rolls-Royce. (S)(R)(HD) 2.10 Countdown (S)(HD) 3.00 Fifteen to One (S)(HD) 4.00 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun A Sheffield couple hope to find a home on the Caribbean island of Aruba. (S)(R)(HD) 5.00 Four in a Bed (S)(HD) 5.30 Extreme Cake Makers Creating a gothic 2ft-tall wedding cake. (S)(HD) 6.00 The Simpsons (S)(R)(AD) 6.30 Hollyoaks Prince, Hunter and Shane break into the school. (S)(HD)(AD)

8.00

How to Live Mortgage Free…

7.00 News (S)(HD)

All is not okay between Adam and Victoria. (S)(HD)(AD) ■ Repeated tomorrow on ITV2

7.30 Great British Menu South West chefs Dominic Chapman, Tom Brown and Andy Clatworthy prepare their main courses. (S)(HD)

8.00 Trust Me, I’m a Vet 2/3. Steve Leonard and his team investigate the best ways to help your pet lose weight and witness a pioneering operation to improve the life of a paralysed dachshund. (S)(HD)

9.00 NEW King Charles III

7.30 Coronation Street Nick has a go at Steve for failing to collect Oliver. (S)(HD)(AD) ■ Repeated tomorrow on ITV2

7.55 Party Election Broadcast

8.00 Tonight at the London Palladium

8.00 How to Live Mortgage Free with Sarah Beeny

4/8. The variety show from the West End theatre features The Chinese State Circus, Barry Manilow, Pippa Evans, and Bananarama. (S)(HD)

9.00 NEW SERIES Heathrow:

Part-political drama, part-thriller Britain’s Busiest Airport offering a timely examination of 1/3. The behind-the-scenes contemporary Britain, adapted documentary returns to Heathrow, by Mike Bartlett from his Tonyfollowing the lives of the 76,000 nominated stage play. When the staff working in Europe’s biggest new King Charles refuses to sign a and busiest airport. (S)(HD) particular bill into law, a constitutional crisis is detonated, dividing the Royal 10.00 ITV News (S) Family and threatening the very future of the monarchy. Stars Tim Pigott-Smith and Charlotte Riley. See feature, page11 (S)(HD)(AD) 10.30 Newsnight (S)(HD) 10.40 Local News (S)

Guests Harry Aikines-Aryeetey, Bianca Walkden, Karen Pickering and 11.10 Weather (S)(HD) Neil Hodgson join team captains Matt 11.15 Mexico: Earth’s Festival of Life 1/3. Exploring the country’s wildlife, Dawson and Phil Tufnell. (S)(HD)

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7.00

7.00 Emmerdale

10.45 A Question of Sport

11.15 NEW TO BBC1 Teenage Knife Wars Jermaine Jenas investigates the spike in knife crime that is devastating young lives. Previously on BBC3 Online. (S)(HD) 11.45 NEW Home Drama starring Jack O’Connell and Holliday Grainger. (S)(HD) 12.10am Weather for the Week Ahead (S) (HD) 12.15-6.00am BBC News (S)(HD)

6.00am Good Morning Britain (S)(HD) 8.30 Lorraine (S)(HD) 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S)(HD) 10.30 This Morning (S)(HD) 12.30pm Loose Women (S)(HD) 1.30 ITV News (S) 1.55 Local News (S) 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal From Wolverhampton Racecourse. (S)(HD) 3.00 Culinary Genius The contenders must peel and segment grapefruits, before filleting a mackerel in the second challenge. (S)(HD)(AD) 4.00 Tipping Point Game show hosted by Ben Shephard. (S)(HD) 5.00 Babushka Game show hosted by Rylan Clark-Neal. (S)(HD) 6.00 Local News (S) 6.25 Party Election Broadcast By the Liberal Democrats. (S)(HD) 6.30 ITV News (S)

landscape and culture. (S)(R)(HD) 12.15am The People v OJ Simpson: American Crime Story 100 Per Cent Not Guilty: 4/10. The preliminary hearings and jury selection get underway. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 1.10-3.40 Sign Zone: MasterChef (S)(R)(AD) 2.05 Colombia with Simon Reeve (S)(R) 3.05 I’m Different: Let Me Drive (S)(R)(AD) 3.40-6.00am Previews (S)(HD)

10.50 UEFA Champions League Highlights Mark Pougatch presents action from the semi-final second-leg matches, which were Juventus v Monaco, and Atletico Madrid v Real Madrid. (S)(HD) 11.50 Andy Cole: Sports Life Stories An interview with the former Manchester United footballer. (S)(R)(HD) 12.40am Jackpot247 3.00 1000 Heartbeats (S)(R)(HD) 3.50 ITV Nightscreen (HD) 5.05-6.00am The Jeremy Kyle Show (S)(SL)(R)(HD)

+1hour

SKY 131

VIRGIN FREEVIEW FREESAT 112 33 114

Political broadcast. (S)

4/6. The team travels to Wales to visit a couple who are building their first home together out of two salvaged lorries on a budget of only £5000. (S)(HD)(AD) ■ Repeated tomorrow

9.00 Confessions of a Junior Doctor Following junior doctors working in the competitive world of surgery, where many people often make huge personal sacrifices to further their careers. (S)(HD)(AD) ■ Repeated tomorrow on 4seven

10.00 NEW Quadruplets and Homeless Documentary following a couple dealing with the news they are having quadruplets, as they try to cope with the challenges of raising newborn children without a home of their own. (S)(HD)(AD)

11.05 One Born Every Minute (S)(R) (HD)(AD) 12.10am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA (S)(R) 1.05 Britain Today Tonight (S)(SL)(R)(HD) 2.00 FILM Martha Marcy May Marlene Thriller starring Elizabeth Olsen. (S)(HD) (2011, 15, 100min) ★★★★ 3.40 Shipping Wars UK (S)(R)(HD) 4.10 Location, Location, Location (S)(R)(HD) 5.056.00am Fifteen to One (S)(R)(HD)

+1hour

SKY 135

VIRGIN F’VIEW 13 FREESAT HD 109 121 142

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10 May CHANNEL 5

SKY 105 VIR 105 F’VIEW 5 F’SAT105 HD 105 HD 105

HD 105/171 HD 150

SKY 106 VIRGIN 110 HD 106 /217 HD 109

6.00am Hawaii Five-0 (S)(R)(HD) 7.00 Road Wars (S)(R)(HD) 8.00 Monkey Life (S)(R)(AD) 9.00 It’s Me or the Dog (S)(R)(HD) 10.00 Nothing to Declare (S)(R)(HD) 10.30 Nothing to Declare (S)(R) (HD) 11.00 Forever (S)(R)(HD) 12.00noon NCIS: Los Angeles Reign Fall: 10/24. (Series 6) (S)(R)(HD) 1.00pm Hawaii Five-0 (S)(R)(HD) 2.00 Hawaii Five-0 (S)(R)(HD) 3.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (S)(R)(HD) 4.00 Haven (Series 1) (R)(HD) 5.00 Modern Family (S)(R)(HD) 5.30 Modern Family 16/24. Phil struggles to accept the fact Haley is growing up. (Series 3) (S)(R)(HD) 6.00 Futurama (S)(R)(AD) 6.30 The Simpsons Friend with Benefit: Lisa makes friends with a girl whose father is a billionaire. (S)(R)(HD)

LOCAL VARIATIONS BBC1 SCOTLAND

Sky 951, Virgin 862, Freesat 960

9.00-10.00pm Humans for Sale 11.00 Our Friend Victoria 11.30 Contaminated Blood: The Search for the Truth 12.30am A Question of Sport 1.00 Teenage Knife Wars 1.30 Home 1.50 Weather 1.556.00am BBC News

N. IRELAND

Sky 953, Virgin 863, Freesat 957

10.40pm The Top Table 11.40 A Question of Sport 12.10am Teenage Knife Wars 12.40 Home 1.00-6.00am BBC News

WALES

Sky 952, Virgin 864, Freesat 964

10.40pm The Wales Report with Huw Edwards: Election Special 11.25 A Question of Sport 11.55 Teenage Knife Wars 12.25am Home 12.45 Weather 12.506.00am BBC News

9.00

Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away

7.00 Chris Tarrant Extreme Railway Journeys 2/4. Chris travels through Argentina, starting his journey at a British-built railway station in Buenos Aires and ending by taking a ride across Patagonia. (S)(R)(HD)

8.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors

9.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away Two officers chase up nearly £50,000 in unpaid rent, while another pair bid to collect more than £10,000 from a beauty salon for a disgruntled former employee. (S)(HD)

10.00 Mind the Age Gap 3/5. Twelve volunteers from two generations try to bridge the gap by moving in together and talking through some of the most important issues that affect the world today. (S)(HD)

11.05 My Violent Child Therapist Mandy Saligari takes on some of the UK’s most violent children. (S)(R)(HD) 12.05am On Benefits: Could Work, Should Work (S)(R)(HD) 1.00 SuperCasino 3.10 Top 20 Funniest (S)(HD) 4.00 Never Teach Your Wife to Drive (S)(SL)(R)(HD) 4.45 House Doctor (S)(SL)(R) 5.10 HouseBusters (S)(SL)(R) 5.356.00am Wildlife SOS (S)(SL)(R)

+1hour

SKY VIRGIN FREEVIEW FREESAT 44 128 177 155

7.00 The Simpsons Lisa with an S: Homer lets Lisa stay with a Broadway legend for a month to settle a bet. (S)(R)(HD) 7.30 Treehouse of Horror XIII: More blood-curdling tales, featuring an army of Homer clones and zombie cowboys. (S)(R)(HD)

8.00 MacGyver NEW EPISODE Fish Scaler: 14/22. Angus and Jack hunt a corrupt FBI agent who has framed a man for murder, while the team’s tough new boss Matty begins her first performance reviews. (S)(HD)

9.00 The Blacklist: Redemption NEW EPISODE Whitehall: 7/8. Tom reaches out to an unexpected ally when tensions rise between Scottie and Howard, and he races to solve the Whitehall mystery as family secrets are exposed. (S)(HD) ■ Repeated on Friday

10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 767: 19/24. An engineer developing a new guided missile destroyer is murdered, so Callen and Sam go undercover on board a flight to Tokyo to stop his co-worker selling classified intelligence. (Series 8) (S)(R)(HD) 11.00 A League of Their Own (S)(R) (HD) 12.00m’t Duck Quacks Don’t Echo With Claudia Winkleman, Johnny Vegas and Joe Lycett. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 1.00am Hawaii Five-0 Pahele (Trap) 11/23. Children are kidnapped from a school bus. (Series 2) (S)(R)(HD) 2.00 Legends (S)(R)(HD) 3.00 DC’s Legends of Tomorrow Compromised: 5/17. (Series 2) (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 4.00 Got to Dance (S)(R)(HD) 5.006.00am Road Wars (S)(R)(HD)

+1hour

SKY 130

(S) Subtitles (SL) Signing (R) Repeat (HD) High Definition (AD) Audio Description

BBC2 SCOTLAND

Sky 970, Freesat 970

1.30pm Who Do You Think You Are? 2.30 Politics Scotland 3.20-3.50pm Coast

N. IRELAND

Sky 972, Freesat 969

No variations

WALES

Sky 971, Freesat 971

No variations

ITV No variations

S4C Sky 134, Virgin 166, Freesat 120

6.00am Cyw 12.00noon Heno 12.30pm Arfordir Cymru: Mon 1.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 1.05 Sion a Sian 1.30 Garddio a Mwy 2.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 2.05 Prynhawn Da 3.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 3.05 Ar y Lein 3.30 Alpau Eric Jones 4.00 Awr Fawr 5.00 Stwnsh 6.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 6.05 04 Wal 6.30 Celwydd Noeth 7.00 Heno 8.00 Pobol y Cwm 8.25 Cegin Bryn 9.00 Newyddion 9 a’r Tywydd 9.30 Matt Johnson: Iselder a Fi 10.30 Ysbyty 11.00-11.35pm Lowri Morgan: Her 333

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MORE4 SKY 138 VIR147 F’VIEW F’SAT 124 HD 138/231 HD 195 14

HD116/143 HD163 HD 106 HD 107

8.55am A Place in the Sun: 7.00pm 100 Days+ (HD) Winter Sun: Double bill. (HD) 7.30 Handmade on the Silk 11.00am-1.35pm Four in a Bed: Road 3/3. Following a potter Back-to-back editions. (HD)

and his father in Meybod, 1.35pm A Place in the Sun: southern Iran, as they make a Summer Sun: Double bill. (HD) decorated water jug. (HD)(AD) 3.40 Time Team: Double bill.

8.00 Dreaming the Impossible: Unbuilt Britain The stories behind some of the grandest designs never built.

9.00 Shock and Awe: The Story of Electricity 3/3. Jim Al-Khalili explains how the study of electric fields and electromagnetic waves led to breakthroughs in communications and broadcasting. (HD)

10.00 Freud: Genius of the Modern World 3/3. Historian Bettany Hughes explores the work of Sigmund Freud, the father of psychoanalysis. (HD)(AD)

(HD) 5.50 Vet on the Hill (HD) 6.55 The Secret Life of 4 Year Olds: Following the development of the youngsters’ emotional intelligence. (HD)

7.55 Grand Designs A couple build a unique family house in the rural hills of Pembrokeshire. (HD)(AD)

9.00 Grand Designs New Zealand NEW EDITION A couple want to build a rustic French farmhouse-style home for their extended family, aiming to do so using hemp as a building material.

10.00 My Floating Home 2/7. A couple planning to build an experimental oversized houseboat. (HD)(AD)

11.00 Timeshift: The Modern 11.05 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Age of The Coach 12.00m’t Countdown (HD) 12.05am Metalworks! – The Blacksmith’s 24 Hours in A&E (HD)(AD) 1.10 Tale (HD) 1.00am Mud, Sweat Grand Designs New Zealand and Tractors: The Story of 2.10 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Agriculture 2.00 Timeshift: Countdown (HD) 3.15-3.55am When Wrestling Was Golden 8 Out of 10 Cats (HD) – Grapples, Grunts and Grannies (AD) 3.00-4.00am Shock and VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT +1 hour SKY 139 196 86 125 Awe: The Story of Electricity (SL)

ITV2

E4

SKY 118 VIR115 F’VIEW F’SAT 113 6 HD 118/225 HD 176

SKY 136 VIR144 F’VIEW F’SAT HD136/202 HD 145 28 122

6.00am Louisa Johnson: The Hot 6.00am Hollyoaks (HD)(AD) 6.30 Coach Trip: Road to Marbs (HD) Desk (HD) 6.10 Totally Bonkers (AD) 7.00 Baby Daddy (HD) Guinness World Records (HD) 7.55 Rules of Engagement (HD) 6.35 Below Deck (HD) 7.20 The 8.55 Melissa & Joey (HD) 10.00 Ellen DeGeneres Show (HD) Baby Daddy (HD) 11.00 How 8.00 Emmerdale (HD)(AD) 8.30 I Met Your Mother (HD)(AD) The Cube (HD) 9.35 Scorpion 12.00noon New Girl (HD)(AD) (HD) 10.25 Below Deck (HD) 1.00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine (HD) 11.20 Who’s Doing the Dishes? (AD) 2.00 The Big Bang Theory (HD) 12.25pm Emmerdale (HD)(AD) 3.00 How I Met Your (HD)(AD) 12.55 Totally You’ve Mother (HD)(AD) 4.00 Been Framed! 2 2.00 The Ellen Brooklyn Nine-Nine (HD)(AD) DeGeneres Show NEW EDITION 5.00 New Girl (HD)(AD) 6.00 (HD) 2.50 The Jeremy Kyle The Big Bang Theory (HD)(AD) Show (HD) 5.00 Judge Rinder 7.00 Hollyoaks (HD)(AD) 7.30 (HD) 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! The Goldbergs (HD)(AD)

7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Double bill of editions.

8.00 Two and a Half Men 7/22. Charlie and Chelsea set a date for their wedding. (HD) 8.30 8/22. Chelsea’s attractive college room-mate comes to stay. (Series 7) (HD)

9.00 FILM The Expendables

8.00 The Big Bang Theory 4/24. Amy spoils one of Sheldon’s favourite films. (Series 7) (HD)(AD) 8.30 22/24. Penny’s ex-boyfriend offers her a new job. (Series 10) (HD)(AD)

9.00 The 100 NEW EPISODE

We Will Rise: 6/13. Clarke and Action drama directed by and Roan are obliged to work starring Sylvester Stallone, together in hostile territory. co-starring Jason Statham, Jet (Series 4) (HD)(AD) Li, Dolph Lundgren and Mickey 10.00 Supernatural NEW Rourke. A veteran mercenary EPISODE The Future: 19/23. and his team undertake a Sam devises a way to deal with mission to overthrow the Lucifer’s baby. (Series 12) (HD) corrupt dictator of a South 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (HD) American island. Includes (AD) 12.00m’t Tattoo Fixers FYI Daily at 10.00. (HD)(AD) (SL)(HD) 1.05am Rude Tube: (2010, 18, 103min) ★★★ Ultimate Stunts (HD) 2.05 The

11.05 Family Guy (HD)(AD) 12.05am American Dad! (HD) (AD) 1.05 Two and a Half Men (HD) 1.30-2.25am The Vampire Diaries (HD)(AD)

+1hour

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 180 116 27 114

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Observational documentary giving an insight into the work of doctors at a medical practice. (S)(HD)(AD)

9.00 The Blacklist: Redemption

BBC4 SKY 116 VIR107 F’VIEW 9 F’SAT110

Wednesday

6.00-9.15am Milkshake! 9.15am The Wright Stuff (HD) 11.15 To B&B the Best (S)(R)(HD) 12.10pm News (S)(HD) 12.15 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away Officers visit a tenant who owes £14,000 in unpaid rent. (S)(R)(HD) 1.15 Home and Away (S)(HD)(AD) 1.45 Neighbours (S)(AD) 2.15 NCIS Rock and a Hard Place: 17/24. (Series 11) (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 3.15 Still Life: A Three Pines Mystery Drama starring Nathaniel Parker and Mylene Dinh-Robic. (S)(R)(HD) 5.00 News (S)(HD) 5.30 Neighbours Mark and Steph learn secrets about Sonya. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 6.00 Home and Away Brody takes an illegal stimulant. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 6.30 News (S)(HD) 6.55 Party Election Broadcast (S)

SKY1

Wednesday

100 (HD)(AD) 2.50 Supernatural (HD) 3.35 Rules of Engagement (HD) 4.20 Melissa & Joey (HD) 4.40 How I Met Your Mother (HD) (AD) 5.00-6.00am Charmed (SL)

+1hour

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 137 146 29 123

TV&Satellite Week 75


WEDNESDAY Sky Atlantic

Sky Living

SKY 108 HD 108/222

Wednesday

SKY 107 VIRGIN 112 HD 111 HD 107/221

7 PM

8 PM

9 PM

10 PM

6.00am Stop, Search, Seize (HD) 7.00 Customs UK (HD) 8.00 Nothing to Declare 9.00 Monkey Life: Double bill. 10.00 Motorway Patrol: Double bill. 11.00 Elementary (HD) 12.00noon CSI (HD) 1.00pm Criminal Minds: Double bill. (Series 5) (HD) 3.00 Elementary (HD) 4.00 Stop, Search, Seize (HD) 5.00 Motorway Patrol: Double bill. (HD) 6.00 Nothing to Declare: Double bill.

Entertainment GOLD

Dave

SKY VIRGIN 110 124

6.00-9.00am Richard E Grant’s Hotel Secrets: Triple bill. (HD) 9.00 The West Wing: Double bill. (HD) 11.00 Cold Case (Series 2) (HD) 12.00noon House (HD) 1.00pm Blue Bloods (HD) 2.00 Urban Secrets (HD) 3.00 The West Wing (HD) 5.00 Cold Case: Time to Crime: 13/23. (Series 2) (HD) 6.00 House: Sports Medicine: 12/22. A baseball player breaks his arm. (Series 1) (HD)

ITV3

7.00am The Piglet Files 7.25 Ever Decreasing Circles 8.00 My Hero 8.40 As Time Goes By 9.20 Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads? 10.00 Last of the Summer Wine 12.00noon Only Fools and Horses 12.40pm My Family 1.20 My Hero 2.00 Ever Decreasing Circles 2.40 Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads? 3.20 As Time Goes By 4.00 Last of the Summer Wine 6.00 My Family 6.40 Gavin & Stacey

7.00am Scrapheap Challenge 7.50 Home Shopping 8.10 American Pickers 9.00 Storage Hunters UK (HD) 10.00 American Pickers 12.00noon Lizard Lick Towing 1.00pm The Best of Top Gear 2.00 Top Gear 3.00 Jay Leno’s Garage 4.00 Steve Austin’s Broken Skull Challenge 5.00 Top Gear: Making a space shuttle out of a Reliant Robin. 6.00 A race between a car and a yacht in New Zealand.

ITV4

SKY 119 VIR117 F’VIEW F’SAT HD119/263 HD 177 10 115

SKY 111 VIRGIN 127 F’VIEW 12 HD111/246 HD 194

6.00am In Loving Memory 6.25 Heartbeat 7.30 Where the Heart Is 8.25 Wild at Heart 9.30-10.55 Judge Judy: Triple bill. (HD) 10.55 Road to Avonlea (HD) 11.55 The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes (HD) 1.05pm Heartbeat 2.10 Where the Heart Is 3.15 Wild at Heart 4.20 The Cruise Ship (HD) 4.50 Love Your Garden (HD) 5.55 Heartbeat: Love Hurts.

SKY 120 VIR118 F’VIEW F’SAT HD120/268 HD 178 24 117 6.00am World Cup Top Goalscorers (HD) 6.15 Ax Men (HD) 7.00 Cash Cowboys (HD) 8.00 The Saint 9.00 Ironside 10.05 Minder (HD) 11.05 The Sweeney 12.05pm Ax Men (HD) 1.00 Pawn Stars (HD) 1.30 LIVE ITV Racing: Coverage of the opening day of the May Festival from Chester. (HD) 4.00 Minder 5.00 The Sweeney 6.00 Cash Cowboys: A collection of toy trucks. (HD)

NEW 10.00 Madam Secretary

10.00 10 00 P Public bli Enemy

6.40

7.00 The Real A&E A demolition worker suffers facial injuries. (HD) 7.30 A family of three is trapped following a road accident. (HD) 8.00 Criminal Minds The Fisher King – Part Two: 1/23. The team continues to decipher the clues the serial killer is leaving. (Series 2) (HD)

7.00 Blue Bloods Sins of the Father: 10/22. Frank pushes to find evidence against a suspected cop killer. (Series 5) (HD)

9.00 Grey’s Anatomy NEW EPISODE Leave it Inside: 22/24. Stephanie and Ben make career-changing decisions. (Series 13) (HD)

9.00 Blue Bloods NEW EPISODE A Deep Blue Goodbye: 18/22. Danny investigates when an ex-NYPD officer goes missing. (Series 7) (HD)

10.00 Madam Secretary NEW EPISODE The Detour: 12/23. Elizabeth heads to Africa. (Series 3) (HD) 11.00 Criminal Minds (HD) 12.00m’t Cold Case (HD) 1.00am Nashville (HD) 2.00 Criminal Minds (HD) 3.00 Chicago Fire (HD) 4.00 Border Security: Canada’s Front Line (HD) 5.006.00am Nothing to Declare

10.00 NEW SERIES Public Enemy The Lost Sheep: Belgian drama following the release of a convicted child murderer. Subtitled. (HD)

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 122 140

Real Lives SKY VIRG 172 160 6.00am Motorway Patrol 6.30 Highway Patrol 7.00 Police Force: Australia 8.00 Obese: A Year to Save My Life USA 9.00 The Dog Whisperer 10.00 Monkey Business 11.00 Border Security: Australia’s Front Line 12.00noon UK Border Force 1.00pm Police 10/7 2.00 Obese: A Year to Save My Life USA 3.00 60 Minute Makeover 4.00 Nothing to Declare 5.00 Border Security USA 6.00 Motorway Patrol 7.00 Police Force: Australia 8.00 Highway Patrol 9.00 Border Security USA 10.00 Police Force: Australia 11.00 Sexcetera 1.00am Eurotrash: The Sexy Bits 2.00 Border Security USA 3.00 Police 10/7 4.00 Nothing to Declare 5.006.00am Border Security: Canada’s Front Line VIRG +1 hour SKY 173 207

76 TV&Satellite Week

8.00 David Attenborough’s Galapagos The broadcaster reveals the differences between the 19 islands. (HD)

Gavin & Stacey

8.00

Sin City Motors

7.00 Top Gear Jeremy and James set out for the seaside in electric cars, while Richard meets a rally team made up of amputees. 8.00 Sin City Motors NEW EDITION An electrical lineman asks Steve and his team to customise his trusty old 1970s Ford pickup.

7.20 Gavin & Stacey Nessa goes into labour a month early in Barry. 8.00 Open All Hours Arkwright buys firedamaged stock, but the tins have lost their labels. 8.40 Citizen Khan Mr Khan has to take his mother-in-law shopping.

9.00 Live at the Apollo Dara O Briain introduces routines by Nina Conti and the Danny Bhoy.

9.20 The Fast Show A brother and sister discuss the joys of living on the Isle of Man. 10.00 Live at the Apollo With Jo Brand and Michael McIntyre.

10.00 Would I Lie to You? With Clare Balding, Nick Grimshaw, Rhod Gilbert and Rob Delaney.

11.15 The Sopranos (HD) 1.20am Public Enemy (HD) 2.35 The Borgias (HD) 3.35 Girls (HD) 4.10-6.00am The British (HD)

11.00 Peep Show 11.35 French and Saunders 12.10am You, Me & Them 12.50 Harry Hill’s TV Burp 1.50 Live at the Apollo 2.404.00am The Thin Blue Line

10.40 Mock the Week 12.00m’t Live at the Apollo (HD) 1.00am Steve Austin’s Broken Skull Challenge (HD) 2.00 Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish 3.004.00am Lizard Lick Towing

+1 hour SKY 170

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 166 190

VIRGIN F’VIEW +1 hour SKY 211 214 79

Sky2 SKY VIRG 129 121 6.00am Andromeda 7.00 Motorway Patrol 8.0010.00 Border Security: Canada’s Front Line: Back-to-back editions. 10.00 Road Wars 11.00 The Dog Whisperer 12.00noon Robot Wars 1.00pm Ninja Warrior 2.00 Andromeda 3.00 Relic Hunter 4.00 Motorway Patrol 5.00 Stargate SG-16.00 Relic Hunter (Series 2) 7.00 Farscape (Series 1) 8.00 Police 10/7 9.00 Supergirl Alex: 19/22. (Series 2) 10.00 The Flash I Know Who You Are: 20/23. (Series 3) 11.00 The Force: Essex 12.00m’t MacGyver 1.00am The Blacklist: Redemption 2.00 Strike Back: Legacy 3.00 Most Shocking 4.00 Robot Wars 5.006.00am Ninja Warrior

Pick SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 152 123 11 144

E! SKY 151 VIRG HD 151/239 156

8.00

Lewis

6.00

Cash Cowboys

7.00 Murder, She Wrote Lone Witness: A delivery boy witnesses a murder and finds himself accused of the crime. Guest stars Neil Patrick Harris. (HD) 8.00 Lewis The Gift of Promise: A woman is murdered in what appears to be a botched blackmail attempt, and as events unfold, Lewis realises an old secret lies at the heart of the case. Guest stars Anna Chancellor, Cherie Lunghi and Elize Du Toit. (HD)

7.00 Cycling: Tour Series Ned Boulting presents highlights from the opening round of the series from Redditch, Worcestershire. (HD) 8.00 River Monsters Jeremy Wade visits southern Africa to find out if a giant piranha is lurking in the waters of the Okavango. (HD)

10.00 Law & Order: UK Honour Bound: 6/6. Brooks agrees to help old friend and partner Jimmy Valentine with an undercover drug sting. (Series 2) (HD)

10.00 Better Late Than Never NEW EDITION William Shatner vows to find his Zen in Kyoto. (HD)

11.00 A Touch of Frost 1.05-2.00am The Knock VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 193 174

9.00 Benidorm 1/6. The gang returns for a goodwill stay at the Solana. Guest stars Sheridan Smith. (Series 3)

11.00 Lethal Weapon (HD) 11.55 FILM Game of Death: Thriller starring Wesley Snipes. Includes FYI Daily at 12.55. (HD) (2010, 15, 93min) ★★ 2.00-2.45am The Classic Car Show (HD)

F’SAT 116

Comedy Central

ITV Be

SKY 112 VIRG 132 HD 112/205 HD 181

SKY VIR 119 F’VIEW F’SAT 179 HD 179 26 118

SKY VIRGIN +1 hour 206 175

F’SAT 155

ITV Encore SKY 123 HD 123/269

6.00am Border Security: Canada’s Front Line 7.00 Border Patrol 8.00 Motorway Patrol 9.00 UK Border Force 10.00 Cold Case 11.00 Stargate Atlantis 12.00noon Highway Patrol 1.00pm Cold Case 2.00 Grey’s Anatomy 3.00 Nothing to Declare 4.00 Police Force: Australia 5.00 The Dog Whisperer 6.00 Monkey Life 7.00 Stargate Atlantis 8.00 Sanctuary 9.00 Bones The Nail in the Coffin: 22/24. (Series 9) 10.00 Criminal Minds 11.00 Britcam: Emergency on Our Streets 12.00m’t Police POV 1.00am Police 10/7 2.00 Most Shocking 3.00 Road Wars 4.00 Police Force: Australia 5.00-6.00am Motorway Patrol

7.00am News 8.00 News: 8.00am The Middle (HD) 9.00am Be Beautiful (HD) Daily Pop 9.00am9.00 The Fresh Prince 9.10 The Only Way Is 12.00noon Kourtney of Bel Air 10.00amEssex (HD) 10.00 and Khloe Take the 1.00pm Friends (HD) Jerseylicious (HD) 11.00 Hamptons: Triple bill 1.00pm Impractical The Real Housewives of Jokers (HD) 2.00 Friends Atlanta (HD) 12.00noon 12.00noon News 1.00-7.00pm Keeping (HD) 3.00-5.00 The Cupcake Wars (HD) Up with the Kardashians: Fresh Prince of Bel Air 1.00pm Dinner Date (HD) Back-to-back editions. 5.00-8.00 Friends (HD) 2.00 Bring It! (HD) 3.00 7.00 News Showbiz news. 8.00 The Middle The Real Housewives NEW EPISODE 20/23. of Orange County (HD) 8.00 Keeping Up with (Series 8) (HD) 8.30 The 4.00 The Real the Kardashians Reality show centred on the life Middle (HD) 9.00 Lip Housewives of New York of Kim Kardashian West. Sync Battle (HD) 10.00 City (HD) 6.00 Dinner Bad Education (HD) Date (HD) 7.00 Cupcake 9.00 Total Divas 10.30 Bad Robots 11.00 Wars NEW EDITION (HD) 10.00 Keeping Up with Impractical Jokers: 8.00 Dinner Date NEW the Kardashians British Invasion (HD) EDITION (HD) 9.00 11.00 News 12.00m’t The 12.00m’t The Daily Show Sam Faiers: The Mummy Tonight Show Starring NEW EDITION (HD) Diaries NEW EDITION Jimmy Fallon NEW 12.30am South Park Sam and her family return EDITION 1.00am Keeping (HD) 1.30 Impractical from LA. (HD) 10.00 Up with the Kardashians Jokers (HD) 2.30 Marriage Boot Camp: 1.30 Teleshopping 2.30 The Tonight Show Starring Wipeout USA (HD) 3.25 Reality Stars (HD) 11.00 Jimmy Fallon 3.30 News The Fresh Prince of Bel Candidly Nicole (HD) 4.30-5.00am Keeping Air 4.15-5.00am Two 11.55pm-12.55am The Up with the Kardashians and a Half Men (HD) Jeremy Kyle Show USA

6.00am Kavanagh QC 7.25 Peak Practice 8.20 The Chief 9.15 Always and Everyone 10.20 Heartbeat 11.30 Lillie 12.40pm Kavanagh QC 2.25 Peak Practice 3.25 Heartbeat 4.40 The Chief 5.45 Always and Everyone 6.50 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot The Plymouth Express: Mystery. (HD) 9.00 Prime Suspect 1973 1/6. Crime drama prequel following the early career of Jane Tennison. (HD) 10.00 Paranoid (HD) 11.00 Harlots: 7/8. (HD) 12.05am Home Fires (HD) 1.05 Chasing Shadows (HD) 2.55 Gracepoint (HD) 3.45 The Chief 4.35-5.30am Always and Everyone

F’SAT +1 hour SKY 163 145

+1 hour SKY 229

SKY +1 hour 208

VIRG +1 hour SKY 127 133

SKY VIRG F’SAT +1 hour 207 120 119

★★★★★ Excellent ★★★★ Very Good ★★★ Good ★★ Average ★ Poor


10 May Alibi

SKY 114 VIRGIN 135 HD 114/201 HD 165 6.00am Star Trek: Voyager: Double bill. (Series 6) 8.00 Teleshopping 11.00am2.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation: Triple bill. 2.00pm Star Trek: Voyager: Double bill. (Series 6) 4.00 Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Double bill. (Series 3) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation: Rascals: 7/26. Picard, Ensign Ro, Keiko and Guinan are transformed into children. (Series 6)

Father Brown

9.00

Universal

6.10am Countryside 999 7.00 My Dream Home 8.00 The Hotel Inspector 9.00 Motorway Cops: A Traffic Cops Special 10.00 The Bill 11.00 Tipping Point: Double bill of the quiz. (HD) 1.00pm Hairy Bikers’ Best of British (HD) 2.00 MasterChef USA 3.00 The Hotel Inspector 4.00 Criminal Minds: Beyond Borders 5.00 CSI: NY (Series 1) (HD) 6.00 Tipping Point: Quiz show. (HD)

Sleepy Hollow

9.00

FOX

SKY 113 VIRGIN 137 HD 113/204 HD 164

SKY 109 VIRGIN 125 HD 109/245 HD 191

Dr Christian…

6.00am CSI: Miami: Hard Time: 3/24. (Series 2) (HD) 7.00 Teleshopping 8.00 CSI: Miami: Double bill. (HD) 10.00am-2.00pm Law & Order: Back-to-back episodes, including at: 1.00pm Strike: 16/18. (Series 18) (HD) 2.00-7.00pm NCIS: Back-toback episodes of the drama, including at: 6.00 Chained: 10/23. Tony disappears during an undercover operation. (Series 2) (HD)

9.00

Sky Arts SKY 121 VIRGIN 122 HD 121/223 HD 206

SKY 124 VIRGIN 157 HD 124/188 HD 199 8.00am Burn Notice (Series 7) (HD) 9.00 The Closer: Double bill. (HD) 11.00 Leverage: Double bill. (HD) 1.00pm NCIS: Double bill. (Series 13) (HD) 3.00 The Closer: Double bill of the crime drama. (Series 5) (HD) 5.00 Leverage: The Wedding Job: 7/13. The team members pose as wedding planners. (HD) 6.00 The Mile High Job: 8/13. The team looks into the death of a girl. (Series 1) (HD)

Mr Robot

7.00

6.00am Highlights 8.00 Tales of the Unexpected 9.00 Discovering: Claudia Cardinale 10.00 Landscape Artist of the Year 2016 (HD) 11.00 Celtic Woman Destiny: Live In Concert 1.00pm Tales of the Unexpected 2.00 Auction (HD) 3.00 Too Young to Die (HD) 4.00 Landscape Artist of the Year 2016 (HD) 5.00 Tales of the Unexpected 6.00 Discovering: Walter Matthau (HD)

NCIS

8.00

Discovering…

7.00 Father Brown The Pride of the Prydes: The grand opening of Pryde Castle ends in disaster when a guide is struck by an arrow. (HD) 8.00 A body is discovered in a vineyard and Father Brown is tasked with searching for the murderer. (HD)

7.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation A Fistful of Datas: 8/26. Worf’s leisure time is cut short when the holodeck malfunctions. 8.00 The Quality of Life: 9/26. Data believes a new life-form is emerging. (Series 6)

7.00 My Dream Home NEW EDITION 5/10. A couple who spent the past four years in five rental properties seek a place of their own. (HD) 8.00 Supernanny US Jo meets the Fager family, headed by a mother who looks after six children and a truck-driving father who is rarely at home.

7.00 NCIS Black Water: 11/23. The team lets a private investigator come on board in an attempt to find a missing person. (Series 2) (HD) 8.00 Major Crimes Rules of Engagement: 7/19. A shooting at a petrol station uncovers a complicated murder plot. (Series 2) (HD)

7.00 NCIS Incognito: 3/24. Bishop and McGee go undercover as a married couple to investigate the murder of a US Marine in Quantico. (HD) 8.00 Double Trouble: 4/24. Vance teams up with Gibbs to investigate a murder that seems to be connected to his past. (Series 13) (HD)

7.00 Fake! The Great Masterpiece Challenge 7/8. From the Guildhall Art Gallery in the City of London. (HD)

9.00 Rizzoli & Isles Living Proof: 2/15. A pregnant woman serving as a surrogate is murdered. (Series 2)

9.00 Sleepy Hollow NEW EPISODE Tomorrow: 12/13. Crane must resist becoming the embodiment of war. (Series 4) (HD)

9.00 Dr Christian Will See You Now NEW EDITION 8/10. Dr Christian Jessen helps a woman whose phobias are out of control.

9.00 Mr Robot NEW EPISODE eps2.3–logicb0mb.hc: 5/12. Dom goes to China with the FBI, and Darlene reaches out to Angela. (Series 2) (HD)

9.00 American Dad! Hayley gets a job and falls for a co-worker. (HD) 9.30 While on holiday, Stan joins the world of old Hollywood. (HD)

9.00 NEW Billy Wilder: Nobody’s Perfect An in-depth profile of the six-time Oscar winning filmmaker. (HD)

10.00 Rosewood Forward Motion & Frat Life: 1/22. A member of the mayor’s staff is murdered. (Series 2) (HD)

10.00 FILM Idiocracy Satirical comedy starring Luke Wilson. (HD) (2006, 15, 84min) ★★

10.00 Life and Death Row A look at capital punishment through the eyes of young people.

10.00 Prison Break Contingency: 5/9. C-Note forms a risky new escape plan. (Series 5) (HD)

10.00 Sunset Strip Documentary about the famous section of Sunset Boulevard in West Hollywood. (HD)

11.00 Rizzoli & Isles (HD) 11.55 Murdoch Mysteries (HD) 1.55am Sue Thomas: F.B.Eye 2.45-4.00am The Closer (HD)

12.00m’t Sleepy Hollow 1.00am Buffy the Vampire Slayer 3.00-6.00am Star Trek: The Next Generation

11.00 Stacey Dooley in the USA: Girls Behind Bars (HD) 12.00m’t MasterChef Australia 1.20-3.00am Code Black: Double bill.

10.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Charisma: 7/23. A cult leader seduces a 12-year-old girl. (Series 6) (HD)

SKY VIRGIN +1 hour 226 130

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 194 136

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 213 131

SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

11.00pm-2.00am Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (HD) 2.00am Law & Order (HD) 4.00-6.00am Numb3rs (HD)

11.00 Family Guy (HD) 12.00m’t American Dad! (HD) 1.00am Family Guy 2.00 American Dad! (HD) 3.00 Family Guy (HD) 4.005.00am American Dad! (HD)

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 150 138

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 165 158

8.00 Discovering: Peter Sellers NEW EDITION A profile of the English actor, including his early life and his work in the Pink Panther films. (HD)

CBS Action

CBS Drama

4Seven

5USA

5STAR

True Ent

Drama

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 149 197 71 134

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 140 143 110/47 127

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 174 153 21 129

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 176 151 30 131

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 183 189 61 142

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 158 128 20 158

9.00am NCIS: Double bill. 11.00 Diagnosis Murder 12.00noon Gunsmoke 1.00pm Bonanza 2.00 CSI: Miami 3.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 4.00 Mission: Impossible 5.00 JAG 6.00 NCIS 7.00 Diagnosis Murder 8.00 Walker, Texas Ranger Texas versus Cahill: 26/27. Alex is framed for murder. (Series 5) 9.00 NCIS: Los Angeles Deliverance: 10/24. The hunt for the black book continues. (Series 2) 10.00 CSI: Miami Death Grip: 4/24. A tennis prodigy disappears. With Jeff Corwin. (Series 2) 11.00 Mission: Impossible 12.00m’t-2.40am NCIS 2.40am Bonanza 3.40 Walker, Texas Ranger 4.30-6.00am The Streets of San Francisco

9.00am Bonanza 10.00 Matlock 11.00 JAG 12.00noon Judge Judy 1.00pm The Streets of San Francisco 2.00 Bonanza 3.00 Matlock 4.00 Judge Judy 5.00 Dr Quinn: Medicine Woman 6.00 MacGyver 7.00 JAG Survivors: 18/22. Harm searches for a Marine officer who has broken a child custody agreement. (Series 1) 8.00-10.00 Judge Judy Back-to-back editions of real-life small-claims cases on issues affecting family life, presided over by former New York judge Judy Sheindlin. 10.00 Bad Girls Uninvited Guests: 8/16. The escapees target Sylvia Hollamby. (Series 3) 11.05 Cheaters 1.00am Judge Judy 2.00 Cops 3.00 MacGyver 4.005.00am Bonanza

9.00am Come Dine with Me (HD) 9.30 Extreme Cake Makers (HD) 10.00 Four in a Bed (HD) 10.30 Couples Come Dine with Me (HD) 11.30 Posh Pawnbrokers (HD) 12.30pm Location, Location, Location (HD) 2.30-5.00 Come Dine with Me (HD) 5.00 Ramsay’s Hotel Hell (HD) 7.00 George Clarke’s Old House, New Home (HD) 8.00 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners (HD) 9.00 First Dates (HD) 11.05 The Island with Bear Grylls (HD) 12.05am Escape to Costa Rica (HD) 1.05 The Supervet (HD) 2.00 Rescue Dog to Super Dog (HD) 2.55 How to Live Mortgage Free with Sarah Beeny (HD) 3.45 One Born Every Minute (HD) 4.40-4.50am Jamie’s Comfort Food (HD)

6.00am The Waltons 7.00 Little House on the Prairie 8.00 The Waltons 10.00 Little House on the Prairie 11.00 Roots 1.00pm Danielle Steel’s Full Circle: Melodrama. 3.00 Tribute: Romantic mystery drama starring Brittany Murphy. 5.00 Murder, She Wrote 6.00 Touched by an Angel 7.00 M*A*S*H Double bill. 8.00 The Avengers Killer Whale: 26/26. (Series 2) 9.00 The Man from Uncle The Very Important Zombie Affair: 15/30. Solo and Kuryakin encounter a witch doctor. 10.00 The Dippy Blonde Affair: 16/30. Kuryakin fights for his life. (Series 2) 11.00 Taggart: Do or Die. 12.30am M*A*S*H 1.00-3.00am Midnight Bayou: Mystery drama.

7.10am The Bill 8.00 Pie in the Sky 9.00 Bergerac 10.00 All Creatures Great and Small 11.00 The Bill 1.00pm Last of the Summer Wine 1.40 Waiting for God 2.20 Birds of a Feather 3.00 Boon 4.00 Bergerac 5.00 All Creatures Great and Small 6.00 Waiting for God 6.40 Last of the Summer Wine 7.20 Keeping Up Appearances 8.00 Dalziel & Pascoe A Death in the Family: The detectives are called to a robbery where a security guard has been killed. 10.00 New Tricks God’s Waiting Room: Sandra’s mother needs to move into a care home. 11.20 Birds of a Feather 12.00m’t The Bill 1.00am Pie in the Sky 2.00 The Agatha Christie Hour 2.50-4.00am Boon

+1 hour F’VIEW 90

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 219 185 56 130

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 190 186 55 132

F’SAT +1 hour SKY 184 153

7 PM

8 PM

9 PM

10 PM

12.00m’t Discovering: Peter Sellers (HD) 1.00am Lenny Henry’s Got the Blues (HD) 2.00 Dag (HD) 2.30 Guitar Star (HD) 3.30 Beat Beat Beat (HD) 3.50-6.00am Bill Evans Live In ’64-’75 (HD)

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 148 192 64 137

9.00am Access 9.10 The 8.00am Access 8.10 That Mysteries of Laura 10.00 ’70s Show 8.30 Dance Law & Order 12.00noon Moms 10.15 8 Simple CSI 1.00pm NCIS Rules 11.10 My Wife and Kids 12.05pm Gilmore 2.00 Rookie Blue 3.00 Girls 1.00 Dance Moms The Mysteries of Laura 4.00 Law & Order 2.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take 6.00 CSI: NY (Series 9) It Away 3.00 Neighbours 3.30 Home and Away 7.00 NCIS Jet Lag: 13/24. 8.00 Masquerade: 4.00 Dance Moms 14/24. (Series 7) 5.00 My Wife and Kids 6.00 Neighbours 6.30 9.00 Person of Interest Home and Away 7.00 NEW EPISODE .exe: Dance Moms 8.00 Baby 12/13. Reese and Ballroom 9.00 Badass Shaw race to catch up Brides NEW EDITION with Finch. (Series 5) 10.00 On Benefits: Bargain 10.00 Law & Order: Barbie and Desperate Special Victims Unit Resilience: 10/25. A Dole Claimants 11.00 suicide attempt by a rape South Park 12.00m’t victim opens up a dark Wentworth Prison 1.05am family secret. (Series 4) Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 2.05 Bargain11.00 Law & Order: Special Loving Brits in the Sun Victims Unit 12.00m’t 3.05 Benefits: Yorkshire Chicago Fire 1.00am Dole 3.25 South Park CSI: NY 3.00-4.00am Chicago Fire (Series 1) 3.55-4.00am Access

Wednesday

7.10am Murdoch Mysteries (HD) 9.00 Rizzoli & Isles (HD) 10.00 Castle (HD) 11.00 Sue Thomas: F.B.Eye 12.00noon Father Brown (HD) 1.00pm New Tricks: Double bill. 3.00 Castle (HD) 4.00 Sue Thomas: F.B.Eye 5.00 New Tricks: Setting Out Your Stall: A market trader’s death is linked to a series of drug rapes. 6.00 Moving Target: The team investigates a hit-and-run incident.

7.00

W

Syfy

SKY 132 VIRGIN 126 HD 132/247 HD 200

Wednesday

TV&Satellite Week 77


WEDNESDAY AMC SKY 192 HD 192/276

Wednesday

Programmes start at 5pm.

5.00pm FILM The Curse of the Jade Scorpion Period comedy written, directed by and starring Woody Allen. (2001, 12, 102min) ★★ 7.00 Rectify 5&6/8. (Series 4) 9.00 Weeds NEW EPISODES Une Mére Que J’aimerais Baiser: 11/13. Silas tries to win Emma back after an argument over the business. 9.40 Qualitative Spatial Reasoning: 12/13. Nancy and Silas face off over who controls their drug business. (Series 7) 10.20 The Shield Rap Payback: 6/11. Kavanaugh steps up his investigation. (Series 5) 11.25 FILM Babel: Epic global drama with Brad Pitt. Partly subtitled. (2006, 15, 143min) ★★★ 2.10am Weeds 3.30-5.30am Rectify

Good Food SKY 133 VIRG 278 HD 133/255 HD 280

Entertainment & Lifestyle

CBS Reality

Challenge

SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT 66 135 146 148

SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT 46 146 145 139

9.00am Judge Judy 9.50 Hoarders 10.45 Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction? 11.40 Unsolved Mysteries 12.35-3.10pm Judge Judy: Back-to-back editions. 3.10 Hoarders 4.05 Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction? 5.00-7.00 Judge Judy: Four editions. 7.00 Medical Detectives Police dogs trace a killer’s scent and reveal a twisted perpetrator. 7.30 An investigation into a deadly blaze which killed a middle-aged woman. 8.00 Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction? Anthology mystery. 9.00 Cold Blood The murder of a woman in her home. 10.00 A couple are shot when their vehicle is stolen. 11.00 Medical Detectives 12.00m’t Crime Stories 1.00am Cold Blood 3.00 Teleshopping 4.00-6.00am Cops: Back-to-back editions.

6.00am Golden Balls 7.00 Dale’s Supermarket Sweep: Double bill. 8.00 Catchphrase 8.30 Bruce’s Price Is Right 9.00 The Chase 10.00 Family Fortunes 11.00 Dale’s Supermarket Sweep 11.30 Bruce’s Price Is Right 12.00noon Wheel of Fortune 1.00pm Catchphrase: Double bill. 2.00 Pointless 3.00 The Chase USA 4.00 Total Wipeout 5.00 The Chase 6.00 The Crystal Maze: Physical game show. 7.00-10.00 The Chase Triple bill of the quiz show hosted by Bradley Walsh. 10.00 Classic Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Big-money quiz hosted by Chris Tarrant. 11.00 Bullseye 12.00m’t The Chase 2.00am Pointless 3.00-5.00 Bullseye: Back-to-back editions. 5.00-6.00am Golden Balls

9.00am Malcolm in the Middle: Double bill. 10.00 The Middle: Double bill. 11.00 Two and a Half Men: Double bill. 12.00noon Wipeout USA 1.00pm The Fresh Prince of Bel Air: Double bill. 2.00 The Middle: Double bill. 3.00 Impractical Jokers: Double bill. 4.00-6.00 Bob’s Burgers: Back-to-back editions. 6.00 The Fresh Prince of Bel Air: Double bill. 7.00 The Fresh Prince of Bel Air 8.00 Bob’s Burgers 10.00 South Park 11.00 The Fresh Prince of Bel Air: Double bill. 12.00m’t Friends: Double bill. 1.00am Broad City 1.30 TripTank 2.00 Billy on the Street 2.25 Frankenfood 2.55 Punk’d 3.20 The Daily Show 3.45 Impractical Jokers 4.10 TripTank 4.30 Malcolm in the Middle: Double bill. 5.156.00am Friends: Double bill.

6.00am Operation Repo 7.00 Overhaulin’: Double bill. 9.00 Chop Shop 10.00 Too Cute! 11.00 Animal Cops Houston 1.00pm Bear Grylls: Born Survivor 2.00 What Could Possibly Go Wrong? 3.00 Mythbusters: Double bill. 5.00 What Could Possibly Go Wrong? 6.00 Mythbusters 7.00 Mythbusters Myths that can be tested by viewers. 8.00 America’s Worst Tattoos Double bill of the series. 9.00 Colossal Squid The accidental capture of one of the marine creatures. 10.00 Kingdig Customs Repairing an Audi R8 Spyder. 11.00 Deadliest Catch: Double bill. 1.00am American Guns 2.00 Custom My Ride 3.00 American Chopper 3.50 Operation Repo 4.40 American Chopper 5.306.00am Operation Repo

6.00-7.45am Barefoot Contessa: Back-to-back editions. 7.45 Anna Olson: Fresh 8.40 The Healthy Gourmet 9.10-11.00 The Pioneer Woman: Back-toback editions. 11.00 Country Show Cook Off 12.00noon Poh & Co NEW EDITIONS 1.00pm Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 2.00 Jamie Does Andalucia 3.00 The Pioneer Woman 4.00 Country Show Cook Off: Double bill. 5.00 Chopped Junior 6.00 Jamie Does Stockholm 7.00 Jamie at Home: Double bill. 8.00 Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives: Double bill. 9.00 Restaurant Stakeout NEW EDITION 10.00 Restaurant: Impossible 11.00 Mystery Diners 12.00m’t Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 1.00am Restaurant: Impossible 2.003.00am Mystery Diners

VIRG +1 hour SKY 164 180

+1 hour SKY 159

SKY VIRG +1 hour 242 214

SKY +1 hour 250

SKY VIRG F’VIEW FSAT 136 67 147 201

Home SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW 25 196 281

FSAT 147

SKY VIRGIN 128 182

Lifetime SKY 156 VIRG 208 HD 156/236 HD 209

DMax

Comedy Central Extra

SKY VIRGIN 241 213

Quest SKY 144

SKY 162

VIRG F’VIEW 215 38

7.00am Homes Under the Hammer 8.00 Flog It! 9.00 Bargain Hunt 10.00 The Victorian Kitchen Garden 10.30 Home Front in the Garden 11.00 Escape to the Country 12.00noon Homes Under the Hammer 1.00pm DIY SOS: The Big Build 3.00 Flog It! 4.00 Homes Under the Hammer 5.00 The Victorian Kitchen Garden 5.30 Home Front in the Garden 6.00 Bargain Hunt 7.00 MasterChef Australia 8.00 Selling Houses Australia 9.00 Escape to the Country Alistair Appleton helps a couple in Buckinghamshire. 10.00 Storage Hunters UK Double bill of the series. 11.00 Homes Under the Hammer 12.00m’t Escape to the Country 1.00am You Deserve This House 2.00 Flog It! 3.00-4.00am Bargain Hunt

7.00am Custom Built (HD) 8.00 Disaster Decks (HD) 9.00-11.00 Judge Judy (HD) 11.00 Hardcore Pawn (HD) 12.00noon My Ghost Story: Caught on Camera (HD) 1.00pm Disaster Decks (HD) 2.00 Judge Judy (HD) 3.00 The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (HD) 4.00 Dance Moms (HD) 5.00 Little Women: Atlanta (HD) 6.00 Hardcore Pawn (HD) 7.00-9.00 Judge Judy (HD) 9.00 Little Women: LA NEW EDITION Briana tells Matt she wants a divorce. 10.00 Little Women: Dallas NEW EDITION Amanda goes on a blind date. (HD) 11.00 Project Runway 12.00m’t Britain’s Next Top Model (HD) 1.00am Little Women: LA 2.00 Little Women: Dallas (HD) 3.004.00am Dance Moms (HD)

6.00am On Coarse with Dean Macey 6.20 Mainstream with Matt Hayes 7.10 Giro d’Italia Highlights 8.00-10.00 How It’s Made 10.00 Wheeler Dealers 11.00 Chasing Classic Cars 12.00noon Mighty Planes 1.00pm Trawler Wars 2.00 Wheeler Dealers 3.00 Outback Truckers 4.00 Salvage Hunters 5.00 Food Factory 6.00 Cars That Rock with Brian Johnson 7.00 Combat Dealers 8.00 Salvage Hunters Meeting Porsche restorers. 9.00 NEW EDITION Historic silks once used in the royal household. 10.00 Giro d’Italia Highlights 11.00 How It’s Made 12.00m’t Wheeler Dealers 1.00am What’s My Car Worth? 2.00 Destroyed in Seconds 3.00 Fifth Gear 4.00 Overhaulin’ 5.00-6.00am Chop Shop: London Garage

6.00am Cake Boss 6.25 Homes Under the Hammer 7.10 Animal Cops Philadelphia 8.00 Animal Cops Houston 9.00 Bondi Vet 10.00 Extreme Couponing 11.00 Homes Under the Hammer 1.00-3.00pm Say Yes to the Dress: Back-to-back editions. 3.00 Cake Boss 4.00 Animal Cops Houston 5.00 Bondi Vet 6.00 Long Island Medium 7.00 The Bronx Zoo 8.00 Say Yes to the Dress 9.00 Jo Frost: Nanny on Tour NEW EDITION A couple seek help with their unruly son. 10.00 Too Ugly for Love? 11.00 FBI Case Files 12.00m’t FBI Files 1.00am Scorned: Crimes of Passion 2.00 True Crime with Aphrodite Jones 3.00 FBI Files 4.00 Animal Cops Philadelphia 4.50 Homes Under the Hammer 5.35-6.00am Cake Boss

SKY VIRG +1 hour 243 279

SKY VIRG +1 hour 244 282

+1 hour SKY 197

VIRG +1 hour SKY 195 173

+1 hour SKY 233

Shed 6.00am Thinking Tackle 7.00 Fishing Gurus 8.00 Total Fishing with Matt Hayes 9.00 Hardcore Pawn 10.00 You Have Been Warned 11.00 Tanked: Unfiltered 12.00noon Treehouse Masters 1.00pm Fast N’ Loud Revved Up: Double bill. 3.00 Misfit Garage 4.00 Wheeler Dealers 5.00 Hillbilly Handfishin’ 6.00 Tanked 7.00 Tanked Wayde and Brett create a top hat-inspired tank. 8.00 Wheeler Dealers Mike Brewer finds a Mazda RX-7 that appears to have nothing wrong with it. 9.00 Hardcore Pawn Double bill of the series. 10.00 Tanked: Unfiltered 11.00 Wheeler Dealers 12.00m’t Moonshiners 1.00am Killer Swarms 2.00 Marooned with Ed Stafford 3.00 Overhaulin’ 3.50 Fast N’ Loud 4.40 Hooked 5.30-6.00am Shedheads

78 TV&Satellite Week

Sony Channel SKY VIRGIN 193 157

Spike SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT 31 141 160 154

SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT 41 148 248 291

F’VIEW 92

TLC SKY 125 VIRG 167 HD 125/234 HD 168

SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT 17 160 155 129 6.00am Helicopter Heroes 7.00 Home Shopping 8.00 Homes Under the Hammer 9.00 Escape to the Country 10.00 Helicopter Heroes 11.00 Ghost Adventures 12.00noon Most Haunted 1.00pm Homes Under the Hammer 2.00 Escape to the Country 3.00 DIY SOS: Double bill. 4.00 RIP Files 5.00 Ghost Adventures 6.00 Secret Eaters 7.00 Escape to the Country 8.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build 9.00 Traffic Cops 10.00 Born to Kill? Class of Evil NEW EDITION The case of couple Alton Coleman and Debra Brown, who terrorised America’s Midwest in 1984, killing eight people. 11.00 Harold Shipman: Driven to Kill 12.00m’t Cold Justice 1.00am Countdown to Murder 2.00 Home Shopping 4.00 Cheaters: Double bill. 5.35-6.00am Passport Patrol

TruTV SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT 68 154 212 186

7.00am Hustle (Series 5) 8.00am-12.00noon Ghost Hunters International: Back-to-back editions. 12.00noon Law & Order 2.00pm FILM I Spy: Espionage comedy with Eddie Murphy and Owen Wilson. (2002, 12, 96min) ★★★ 3.55 Ghost Hunters International 5.00 Law & Order: Double bill. 7.00 Law & Order (Series 15) 8.00 Hustle (Series 5) 9.00 Orange Is the New Black NEW EPISODES Blood Donut: 7/13. Piper tries to get the prison track re-opened. 10.15 Moscow Mule: 8/13. Red is pressured into smuggling drugs into the prison via her kitchen. (Series 1) 11.30 Orange Is the New Black 12.45am Hustle (Series 5) 1.45 Drop Dead Diva 2.50 Hustle 3.50-4.00am Sony Movie News Extra

9.00am Access 9.05 Criminals: Caught on Camera 9.35 Animal Fight Club 10.35 The Railways That Built Britain with Chris Tarrant 11.35 Police Interceptors 1.35pm FILM Flaming Feather: Western. (1951, U) ★★ 3.10 FILM Under Ten Flags: WWII drama. (1960, b/w, U) ★★★ 5.00 The Railways That Built Britain with Chris Tarrant 6.00 Police Interceptors 8.00 BattleBots SERIES FINALE Four robots battle for a place in the grand final. 9.00 FILM Fury World War Two drama starring Brad Pitt. (2014, 15, 131min) ★★★ 11.35 The X-Files: Memento Mori: 14/24. Scully discovers she has cancer. (Series 4) 12.30am Criminals: Caught on Camera 1.05 The Player 2.00-3.00am From Dusk Till Dawn: The Series

6.00am Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta (HD) 7.00 Gypsy Sisters (HD) 8.00 The Little Couple (HD) 9.00 Say Yes to the Dress (HD) 10.00 Lottery Changed My Life (HD) 11.00 Cake Boss (HD) 12.00noon Toddlers & Tiaras (HD) 1.00pm Gypsy Brides US (HD) 2.00 Cake Boss (HD) 3.00 I Found the Gown (HD) 4.00 Say Yes to the Dress: Randy Knows Best (HD) 5.00 The Real Housewives of New Jersey (HD) 6.00 Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta (HD) 7.00 Say Yes to the Dress (HD) 8.00 Married by Mum & Dad NEW EDITION (HD) 9.00 America’s Worst Tattoos (HD) 10.00 Gypsy Sisters (HD) 11.00 Hoarding: Buried Alive (HD) 12.00m’t Married by Mum & Dad (HD) 1.00am America’s Worst Tattoos (HD) 2.00 Gypsy Sisters (HD) 3.00-6.00am Highlights

6.00-10.00am Psychic Detectives: Back-to-back editions. 10.00 Paranormal Survivor: Double bill. 12.00noon Ghost Hunters 2.00pm A Stranger in My Home 4.00-7.00 Snapped: Women Who Kill: Triple bill. 7.00-11.00 Hardcore Pawn: Chicago A piece of Chicago mob history turns up. 7.30 A hot dog cart is bought. 8.00 A ring goes missing. 8.30 Randy refuses to let Wayne sell wedding dresses. 9.00 The security team is given a final warning. 9.30 Randy and Wayne hit the road for a sale. 10.00 A customer tries to sell a bag full of diamonds. 10.30 A customer tries to sell her son’s comic books. 11.00 RuPaul’s Drag Race: Double bill. 1.30-2.00am Hardcore Pawn: Chicago

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+1 hour SKY 191

VIRG +1 hour SKY 154 169

+1 hour SKY 271

FSAT 149

Really

Quest Red

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6.10am Highlights 10.30 Raymond Blanc’s Kitchen Secrets (HD) 11.00 Food & Drink (HD) 11.30 Jamie’s Money Saving Meals (HD) 12.00noon The Great British Bake Off – The Final (HD) 1.00pm MasterChef (HD) 2.00 You Gotta Eat Here (HD) 3.00 James Martin’s Food Map of Britain (HD) 3.30 Raymond Blanc’s Kitchen Secrets (HD) 4.00 Food & Drink (HD) 4.30 Jamie’s Money Saving Meals (HD) 5.00 The Hairy Bikers: Mums Know Best (HD) 6.00 MasterChef (HD) 7.00 You Gotta Eat Here (HD) 8.00 James Martin’s Food Map of Britain (HD) 8.30 Raymond Blanc’s Kitchen Secrets (HD) 9.00 Food & Drink (HD) 9.30 Jamie’s Money Saving Meals (HD) 10.00 The Great British Bake Off – The Final (HD) 11.00 MasterChef (HD) 12.00m’t-6.00am Highlights

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Food Network

YourTV SKY 199

F’VIEW F’SAT

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7.00-9.00am Corrupt Crimes: Back-to-back editions. 9.00 Quincy ME: Double bill. 11.00am-2.00pm Bones: Triple bill. 2.00pm Shark 3.00-7.00 Snapped: Women Who Kill: Back-to-back editions of the series. 7.00 Trace Evidence: The Case Files of Dr Henry Lee Dr Lee works to prove or disprove that an unidentified body is that of a retired police officer who went missing. 8.00 Justice By Any Means 9.00 Bones Yanks in the UK - Part Two: 2/26. Brennan and Booth visit the UK to give lectures at Oxford University and Scotland Yard. 10.00 The Man in the Outhouse: 3/26. The host of a TV show is killed. (Series 4) 11.00 Bones 12.00m’t Dark Minds 1.00am Justice By Any Means 2.00-3.00am Trace Evidence: The Case Files of Dr Henry Lee


10 May

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Street Outlaws

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6.00am Meet the Sloths (HD) 7.00 Guardians of Rescue (HD) 8.00 The Zoo (HD) 9.00 Wildest Arctic (HD) 10.00 Alaskan Bush People (HD) 11.00 Pit Bulls & Parolees (HD) 12.00noon Safari Park Adventure (HD) 1.00pm Animal Cops Philadelphia (HD) 3.00 Treehouse Masters: Out on a Limb (HD) 4.00 Wildest Islands (HD) 5.00 Alaska: The Last Frontier (HD) 6.00 Railroad Alaska (HD)

6.00

7.00 Fast N’ Loud Revved Up The crew brings a tired Ford F100 truck back to life. (HD)

8.00 Treehouse Masters Pete Nelson and the team give a thrillseeking couple their dream treehouse. (HD) 9.00 Street Outlaws NEW EDITION More high-octane action with the street racers of the 405. (HD)

Railroad Alaska

7.00 Dr Dee: Alaska Vet Dr Dee performs a three-hour operation to save a dog’s life and visits a giant tegu lizard for a healthcare check. (HD) 8.00 Dr Dee treats a border collie puppy with a congenital issue and a rescued cat that may have an incurable disease. (HD) 9.00 Playhouse Masters Tyson creates a water sports playhouse for his own children, complete with a bridge and a lake view. (HD)

10.00 Naked and Afraid NEW EDITION Two would-be survivalists tackle Trinidad’s tropical rainforests. (HD) 11.00 Cooper’s Treasure (HD) 12.00m’t Street Outlaws: Double bill. (HD) 2.00am Moonshiners (HD) 3.00 Street Outlaws (HD) 3.50 Naked and Afraid (HD) 4.40 Mythbusters (HD) 5.306.00am How It’s Made (HD)

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Nat Geographic

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History SKY 529 VIRGIN HD 529/545 270

8.00am Supercars (HD) 9.00 Seconds from Disaster (HD) 10.00 Air Crash Investigation (HD) 11.00 Ultimate Airport Dubai (HD) 12.00noon Extreme Mechanics Alaska (HD) 1.00pm Yukon Gold (HD) 2.00 Wicked Tuna (HD) 3.00 Air Crash Investigation (HD) 4.00 Supercar Megabuild (HD) 5.00 Strippers: Cars for Cash (HD) 6.00 Origins: The Journey of Humankind (HD)

10.00 Sinkholes…

6.00-7.10am Pawn Stars: Triple bill. (HD) 7.10 American Pickers: Double bill. (HD) 9.00-11.00 Storage Wars: Back-to-back editions. (HD) 11.00 Counting Cars: Double bill. (HD) 12.00noon Pawn Stars: Double bill. (HD) 1.00pm Forged in Fire (HD) 2.00 Storage Wars (HD) 3.00 Hunting Hitler (HD) 4.00 Ancient Top Ten (HD) 5.00 Forged in Fire (HD) 6.00 American Pickers (HD)

10.00 Rivermen

7.00 Air Crash Investigation A US military jet with the American commerce secretary on board that crashed in 1996. (HD) 8.00 Top Ten Natural Disasters Experts count down the 10 biggest natural disasters using footage and eyewitness testimony, revealing why they are the most game-changing of them all. (HD)

9.00 Open All Hours Arkwright decides to expand his empire by opening a mobile shop. 9.40 Arkwright loses his trousers on the way to the wedding of Nurse Gladys Emmanuel’s niece. 10.20 Goodnight Sweetheart Ron moves in with Gary and Yvonne.

9.00 The Life of Mammals David Attenborough observes the feeding habits of herbivores.

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Disc. Science

Nat Geo Wild

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6.00am Aircraft Stories 7.00 Off the Rails: Double bill. 8.00 Killer Tanks 9.00 Deadliest Tech 10.00 Weapons of War: Double bill. 12.00noon World War II in Colour 1.00pm The Rise of the Nazi Party 2.00 Killer Tanks 3.00 Egypt Unwrapped 4.00 World War II in Colour 5.00 Time Team 6.00 Inventions That Shook the World 7.00 Industrial Revelations: Double bill. 8.00 Gunslingers 9.00 Natural Born Outlaws 10.00 The Making of the Mob 11.00 World War II in Colour 12.00m’t Weapons of War: Double bill. 2.00am Time Team 3.00 Off the Rails: Double bill. 4.00 Killer Tanks 5.00-6.00am World War II in Colour

6.00am Extreme Engineering 8.00 Incredible Engineering Blunders: Fixed 9.00 Food Factory 11.00 How It’s Made 12.00noon How Do They Do It? 1.00pm Incredible Engineering Blunders: Fixed 2.00 Mythbusters 3.00 How the Universe Works 4.00 Nasa’s Unexplained Files 5.007.00 How Do They Do It? 7.00 Food Factory 8.00 How Do They Do It? 9.00 Man v The Universe 10.00pm-12.00m’t How It’s Made 12.00m’t Nasa’s Unexplained Files 1.00am Mountain Monsters 2.00 Ghost Asylum 3.00 Mythbusters 3.50 How It’s Made 4.40 How the Universe Works 5.30-6.00am How Stuff’s Made

SKY VIRG +1 hour 536 263

VIRG +1 hour SKY 557 260

The Life of…

9.00 Swamp People NEW EDITION Alligator hunters on America’s largest swamp.

SKY +1 hour 549

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9.00

7.00 Human Universe Brian Cox discusses the possibility of alien life beyond Earth. (HD)

11.00 Bondi Vet: Double bill. (HD) 1.00am Pit Bulls & Parolees: Double bill. (HD) 3.00 The Return of the Monster Mako (HD) 3.50 Bondi Vet (HD) 4.40 My Cat from Hell (HD) 5.30-6.00am E-Vets: The Interns (HD)

Disc. History

11.00 The Secret Life…

9.00am Human Universe (HD) 10.00 Secrets of Bones (HD) 11.00 The Brain with David Eagleman (HD) 12.00noon The Life of Mammals 1.00pm Human Universe (HD) 2.00 The Nine Months that Made You: As shown at 8.00pm. (HD) 3.00 The Brain with David Eagleman (HD) 4.00 Secrets of Bones (HD) 5.00 The Life of Mammals: As 9.00pm. 6.00 The Brain with David Eagleman (HD)

7.00 Secrets of War How rivalry between Nazi intelligence forces may have impaired Germany’s ability to win World War Two. 8.00 Abandoned Engineering Abandoned projects of the space age, including the HARP gun in Barbados.

10.00 Rivermen NEW EDITION Captain Lee gambles on the seaworthiness of the Huckleberry during a huge storm. (HD) 11.00 Storage Wars: Double bill. (HD) 12.00m’t Swamp People 1.00am Rivermen (HD) 2.00 Hunting Hitler (HD) 3.00 Ancient Top Ten (HD) 4.00 Storage Wars (HD) 5.006.00am Pawn Stars (HD)

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6.00am Find My Past 7.10 Secrets of the Bible 8.00 The World at War 9.00 Hitler v Churchill: The Eagle and the Lion 10.00 Antiques Roadshow 11.00 Secrets of the Bible 12.00noon The World at War 1.00pm Hitler v Churchill: The Eagle and the Lion 2.00 A Very British Murder with Lucy Worsley 3.00 Goodnight Sweetheart 3.40 One Foot in the Grave 5.00 Secrets of the Bible 6.00 The World at War

Eden SKY 532 VIRGIN 247 HD 532/563 HD 249

7.00 American Pickers Mike and Frank meet a motorcycle legend, while the Virginia blitz strategy reaches a crucial point. (HD) 8.00 Counting Cars Shannon is challenged to build a bike from parts in one day. (HD) 8.30 Mike gives the guys drifter trikes. (HD)

10.00 Sinkholes: Swallowed Alive (HD) 11.00 Air Crash Investigation: The crash of American Eagle Flight 41-84 near Roselawn, Indiana, in 1994. (HD) 12.00m’t Nazi Weird War Two (HD) 1.00am WW2 Hell Under the Sea (HD) 2.00 Extreme Mechanics Alaska (HD) 3.00 Car SOS (HD) 4.005.00am Wicked Tuna (HD)

10.00 Tyson and Audy give a playhouse a spooky makeover. (HD)

Yesterday SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT 19 159 537 245

Turbo SKY VIRG 524 261

8.00am Caught in the Act 6.00am Railroad Alaska (HD) 9.00 Yukon Vet 7.00 Overhaulin’ 8.00 (HD) 10.00am-1.00pm Wheeler Dealers 9.00 Wild Indonesia (HD) Fast N’ Loud 10.00 Alaska Mega Machines 1.00pm Caught in the Act 11.00 What’s My Car (HD) 2.00-5.00 Safari Worth? Double bill. Brothers: Triple bill. (HD) 12.00noon Chasing 5.00 Wild Namib: Land Classic Cars: Double bill. of Extremes (HD) 6.00 Vanishing Kings: Desert 1.00pm Railroad Alaska Lions of Namib (HD) 2.00 Alaska Mega 7.00 Wild Namibia (HD) Machines 3.00 Fast N’ Loud 4.00 Wheeler 8.00 Europe’s Last Dealers: Double bill. 6.00 Leopard Searching Chasing Classic Cars for the endangered 7.00 What’s My Car Caucasian leopard. (HD) Worth? Double bill. 8.00 9.00 Europe’s Wild Alaska Mega Machines Islands How birds shaped the formation 9.00 Scrapheap Challenge of new volcanic islands 10.00 Wheeler Dealers in the Atlantic. (HD) 11.00 Alaska Mega Machines 12.00m’t Fast 10.00 Wild Yellowstone: N’ Loud: Double bill of She Wolf (HD) the series. 2.00am 11.00 Snakes in the City Chasing Classic Cars (HD) 12.00m’t Survive 3.00 Overhaulin’: Double The Wild (HD) 1.00am bill. 4.40 Alaska Mega Caught in the Act (HD) Machines 5.30-6.00am 2.00-5.00am Wild Wheeler Dealers Indonesia: Triple bill. (HD)

8.00 The Nine Months that Made You How life in the womb affects people’s subsequent development. (HD)

11.00 The Secret Life of the Borgias 11.30 Secrets of War 12.30am The World at War 1.30 Secrets of the Bible 2.30-3.00am The Secret Life of the Borgias

10.00 Secrets of Bones: Exploring how vertebrates capture and devour their food. (HD) 11.00 Wild Justice 12.00m’t The Nine Months that Made You (HD) 1.00am The Life of Mammals 2.00 Secrets of Bones (HD) 3.00 The Brain with David Eagleman (HD) 3.50 Wild Justice 4.40 Human Universe (HD) 5.30-6.00am Wild Ones

SKY VIRGIN +1 hour 538 246

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 533 248

PBS America SKY VIRG FREESAT 534 276 156

CI SKY 553 VIRG HD 553/555 275

7.00am The Trouble with 6.00am Highlights 8.00 The First 48 (HD) 9.00 Antibiotics 8.10 Into the Cold Case Files (HD) Death Zone: Skywalker 10.00 Unusual Suspects 9.15 The Trouble with (HD) 11.00 Homicide Antibiotics 10.20 Hunter (HD) 2.00pm Civil War Sabotage? Snapped: Women Who Kill 11.35 Forgotten Army: 3.00 Cold Case Files (HD) Destination Burma 4.00 Unusual Suspects 12.50pm Egypt’s Golden (HD) 5.00 Crimes That Empire 2.00 Into the Shook Britain (HD) 6.00 Death Zone: Skywalker Moors Murders: Britain’s 3.05 Civil War Sabotage? Worst Crimes (HD) 4.15 Forgotten Army: 7.00 Snapped: Women Destination Burma Who Kill NEW EDITION 5.30 Egypt’s Golden 8.00 On the Case with Empire 6.40 Into the Paula Zahn (HD) 9.00 Death Zone: Skywalker The Jail: 60 Days In (HD) 7.50 Egypt’s Golden 10.00 The Killing Season Empire The reign of (HD) 11.00 The First 48 pharaoh Akhenaten. (HD) 12.00m’t Snapped: 9.00 Who Killed Jimmy Women Who Kill 1.00am Hoffa? The labour union Fatal Vows (HD) 2.00 leader’s disappearance. Cold Case Files (HD) 3.00 The Jail: 60 Days In 10.15 CIA Confidential (HD) 4.00 Fatal Vows Covert operations the (HD) 5.00-6.00am CIA has undertaken. Unusual Suspects (HD) 11.15 Egypt’s Golden SKY Empire 12.30-1.00am +1 hour 554 Hell on Hooves

Wednesday

6.00am Misfit Garage (HD) 7.00 Alaskan Bush People (HD) 8.00 Tanked (HD) 9.00 Mythbusters (HD) 10.00 Fast N’ Loud: Double bill. (HD) 12.00noon Overhaulin’ (HD) 1.00pm Street Outlaws (HD) 2.00 Alaskan Bush People (HD) 3.00 Yukon Men (HD) 4.00 Gold Divers (HD) 5.00 Mythbusters (HD) 6.00 Wheeler Dealers: Mike heads to France in search of a Citroen HY Van. (HD)

Animal Planet

Wednesday

7 PM

8 PM

9 PM

10 PM

H2 SKY VIRG 531 273 8.00am Dogfights 10.00 Pirate Treasure of the Knights Templar 11.00 History’s Raiders 12.00noon America’s Book of Secrets 1.00pm Ancient Aliens 2.00 A History of Britain by Simon Schama 3.00 Dogfights 5.00 History’s Raiders 6.00 Hunting Hitler 7.00 America’s Book of Secrets 8.00 Ancient Aliens Experts investigate mysterious beings with big heads and eyes. 10.00 WWII: Secret Army The story of Jews who battled for their survival and the resistance fighters who struck back at the Final Solution. 11.00 Heroes of War 12.00m’t History’s Raiders 1.00am Ancient Assassins 2.00 Hunting Hitler 3.005.00am Dogfights

TV&Satellite Week 79


WEDNESDAY Sky Premiere

Sky Disney

Wednesday

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8 PM

9 PM

10 PM

11 PM

Films

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6.00am Zoom 7.50 Hungry Hearts 9.55 The Top Ten Show 2017 10.10 Jason Bourne 12.25pm Keanu 2.10 Vigilante Diaries 4.00 Sadie’s Last Days on Earth Comedy starring Morgan Taylor Campbell, Paula Brancati and Michael Brown. (S) (2016, PG, 90min) ★★ 5.50 Jason Bourne Action thriller Matt Damon, Tommy Lee Jones, Alicia Vikander and Julia Stiles. (S) (2016, 12, 123min) ★★★

Sky Family

6.50am Tangled 8.40 Alice Through the Looking Glass 10.40 Peter Pan 12.05pm Bedknobs and Broomsticks Fantasy comedy combining live action and animation. (S) (1971, U, 117min) ★★★★ 2.10 Zootropolis As 8.00pm. 4.10 Tangled Animated fairytale musical. (S) (2010, PG, 100min) ★★★★ 6.00 Alice Through the Looking Glass Fantasy adventure sequel. (S) (2016, PG, 113min) ★★★

Sky Comedy

Sky Action/Adventure

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6.00am The Jungle Book: Special 6.15 Minions: Special 6.30 Sister Act 8.20 Top Cat Begins 9.50 Survive the Serengeti: Against the Wild 2 11.30 Frog Games 1.05pm Hotel Transylvania 2 2.40 Moana: Special 3.10 Top Cat Begins Animation. (S) (2015, U, 90min) ★★ 4.45 Frog Games Animation. (S) (2013, PG, 88min) ★ 6.20 Hotel Transylvania 2 Animated comedy sequel. (S) (2015, U, 89min) ★★★

6.00am The Chronicles of Riddick 8.05 Stealth 10.10 Fantastic Four 11.55 Ant-Man 1.55pm Backdraft Action drama starring William Baldwin. (S) (1991, 15, 131min) ★★★ 4.15 Fantastic Four Superhero adventure starring Miles Teller. (S) (2015, 12, 100min) ★★ 6.00 The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor Adventure sequel starring Brendan Fraser, Jet Li and Maria Bello. (S) (2008, 12, 112min) ★★★

SKY 308 VIRGIN 438 HD 308/335 HD 408 6.45am The Grass is Greener 8.35 Definitely, Maybe 10.35 The Holiday 1.00pm Sausage Party As 8.00pm. 2.40 Hot Pursuit Crime comedy starring Reese Witherspoon. (S) (2015, 12, 87min) ★★ 4.15 Back to the Future Time-travel comedy fantasy with Michael J Fox. (S) (1985, PG, 115min) ★★★★★ 6.15 Police Academy Comedy starring Steve Guttenberg and Kim Cattrall. (S) (1984, 15, 95min) ★★★

PREMIERE 9.50 9 50

JJunction i 48

6.00

8.00 Keanu Action comedy starring Jordan Peele, Tiffany Haddish and Keegan-Michael Key. When thugs steal their cat, two mild-mannered cousins pose as deadly assassins to get the beloved feline back. (S) (2016, 15, 100min) ★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

9.50 PREMIERE Junction 48 Israeli drama with Tamer Nafar. An aspiring Palestinian rapper struggles to find his voice in the face of family tragedy and simmering Arab-Israeli tensions. Subtitled. (S) (2016, 15, 95min) ★★★ See review, page19 SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

11.35 Vigilante Diaries Adventure. (S) (2016, 15, 103min) ★ 1.35am Zoom Comedy starring Alison Pill. (2015, 15, 96min) ★★★ 3.25 Hungry Hearts Psychological drama. (S) (2014, 15, 113min) ★★★ 5.30-6.00am Ghostbusters: Special

+1hour

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Alice Through the…

4.45

Frog Games

4.15

Fantastic Four

8.00 Zootropolis Animated comedy featuring the voices of Ginnifer Goodwin, Jason Bateman and Idris Elba. In a city of animals, a rabbit cop and a con-artist fox team up to uncover a conspiracy. (S) (2016, PG, 108min) ★★★★

8.00 Twins Action comedy starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito as unlikely twins conceived as part of an experiment in genetic engineering. With Kelly Preston and Chloe Webb. (S) (1988, PG, 107min) ★★★

10.00 The Hunchback of Notre Dame Animation with the voice of Tom Hulce. A deformed bellringer at the cathedral of Notre Dame helps a gypsy girl take sanctuary in medieval Paris. (S) (1996, U, 91min) ★★★

9.50 Sister Act Comedy starring Whoopi Goldberg as a nightclub singer who takes sanctuary in a convent after witnessing a gangland murder. With Maggie Smith, Harvey Keitel and Kathy Najimy. (S) (1992, PG, 102min) ★★★★

10.00 Cloverfield Offbeat disaster movie starring Lizzy Caplan. A young New Yorker with a camcorder films events as he and his friends react to a shocking catastrophe in the city. (S) (2007, 15, 81min) ★★★

11.35 Rascal Family drama starring Bill Mumy. (S) (1969, U, 84min) ★★ 1.10am The Big Green Sports comedy drama. (S) (1995, U, 96min) ★★ 3.00 The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause Comedy fantasy sequel. (S) (2006, U, 92min) ★★★ 4.45-6.15am Peter Pan Animated musical. (1953, U, 77min) ★★★★★

11.35 Survive the Serengeti: Against the Wild 2 Adventure starring Jeri Ryan. (S) (2016, PG, 91min) ★★★ 1.10am The Iron Giant Animated children’s tale with the voice of Vin Diesel. (S) (1999, U, 86min) ★★★★ 2.40 Twins As shown at 8.00pm. 4.30-6.05am Problem Child 2 Comedy. (S) (1991, PG, 91min) ★

11.30 Underworld Action horror fantasy starring Kate Beckinsale. (S) (2003, 15, 121min) ★★★ 1.40am The Sum of All Fears Action thriller starring Ben Affleck. (S) (2002, 12, 119min) ★★★★ 3.55-6.00am The Karate Kid: Part III Martial arts sequel starring Ralph Macchio. (S) (1989, PG, 111min) ★

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8.00 Ant-Man Superhero adventure starring Paul Rudd and Michael Douglas. A thief uses a suit that gives him the power to shrink to help a scientist recover his stolen invention. With Evangeline Lilly. (S) (2015, 12, 117min) ★★★

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8.00 Sausage Party Animated comedy featuring the voice of Seth Rogen. When he hears life after the supermarket is not much fun for groceries, Frank the sausage investigates. (S) (2016, 15, 89min) ★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

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9.40 Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story Comedy starring Vince Vaughn and Ben Stiller. The proprietor of a rundown gym and his clientele of social misfits enter a national dodgeball competition. (S) (2004, 12, 92min) ★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

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11.25 Me Him Her Comedy with Luke Bracey. (S) (2015, 15, 93min) ★★ 1.10am Gremlins 2: The New Batch Horror comedy sequel starring Zach Galligan. (S) (1990, 12, 107min) ★★★ 3.05 Lost in Karastan Comedy. (S) (2014, 15, 96min) ★★ 4.50-6.45am Curse of the Pink Panther Comedy starring David Niven. (S) (1983, PG, 109min) ★

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6.00am Good Will Hunting 8.10 Matt Damon Touchscreen 9.10 The Legend of Bagger Vance 11.20 The Martian 1.45pm Good Will Hunting 3.55 Ocean’s Thirteen Caper thriller sequel. (S) (2007, PG, 122min) ★★★ 6.00 The Bourne Ultimatum Spy thriller starring Matt Damon. (2007, 12, 115min) ★★★★

6.15am Strategic Air Command 8.15 The Black Orchid 10.00 Shirley Valentine 12.00noon Lethal Weapon 2 2.00pm Pitch Black As shown at 10.00pm. 4.00 Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life Comedy sketches. (S) (1983, 15, 103min) ★★★ 6.00 Shirley Valentine Comedy. (S) (1989, 15, 108min) ★★★★

6.00am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors 7.05 Bonanza 9.20 The Wrong Man 11.25 Sherlock Holmes and the Voice of Terror 12.50pm Bonanza 3.00 Sherlock Holmes and the Secret Weapon 4.20 The Pearl of Death 5.40 Raintree County Romantic epic with Montgomery Clift. (1958, PG, 166min) ★★★

6.00am No Smoking 7.30 Tate 8.00 Guilty? 9.50 The Shillingbury Blowers 11.30 Take A Letter Mr Jones 12.00noon The Princess and the Pirate 1.50pm Glimpses 2.00 The Scamp 3.45 Glimpses 4.00 Journey to the Center of the Earth 5.45 Glimpses 6.00 The Lloyd Bridges Show 6.30 Operation Diplomat

8.00am Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 9.00 Star Trek: Voyager 10.00 Star Trek 11.00 Disaster Zone: Volcano in New York 12.50pm Horror Highlights 1.00 Robin Hood: Beyond Sherwood 2.50 Horror Highlights 3.00 Hercules: The Legendary Journeys 4.00 Earthstorm 5.50 Horror Highlights 6.00 Star Trek

7.00am Borrowed Hearts 9.00 Love at the Christmas Table 11.00 A Question of Guilt 1.00pm The Waltons 2.00 Little House on the Prairie 3.00 Untamed Love Fact-based drama starring Cathy Lee Crosby. (1994, 12, 92min) ★ 5.00 Just Breathe Drama starring Brittney Wilson and Paul McGillion. (2008, PG, 90min) ★★

8.00 The Martian Ridley Scott’s sci-fi drama starring Matt Damon, Jessica Chastain and Kristen Wiig. (S) (2015, 12, 141min) ★★★★ 10.25 The Departed Martin Scorsese’s Oscar-winning crime thriller starring Leonardo Di Caprio, Matt Damon and Jack Nicholson. (S) (2006, 18, 151min) ★★★ 1.00am Ocean’s Thirteen Caper thriller sequel. (S) (2007, PG, 122min) ★★★ 3.10 The Legend of Bagger Vance Sports fantasy. (S) (2000, PG, 126min) ★★★ 5.30-6.00am Guardians of the Galaxy 2: Special

8.00 Lethal Weapon 2 Action thriller sequel starring Mel Gibson and Danny Glover. (S) (1989, 15, 110min) ★★★ 10.00 Pitch Black Sci-fi horror starring Vin Diesel. (S) (1999, 15, 108min) ★★★ 12.00m’t The Panic in Needle Park Drama starring Al Pacino and Kitty Winn. (S) (1971, 18, 110min) ★★★ 2.00am Meatballs Comedy starring Bill Murray. (S) (1979, 15, 92min) ★★ 3.45 Broken Lance Western starring Spencer Tracy. (1954, U, 96min) ★★★★ 5.30-6.00am Guardians of the Galaxy 2: Special

9.00 The Hunt for Red October Cold War thriller set on a nuclear-powered submarine, starring Sean Connery and Alec Baldwin. (1990, PG, 135min) ★★★★ 11.50 Twilight Zone The Movie Fantasy compendium based on the cult TV series, featuring tales from directors John Landis, Steven Spielberg, Joe Dante and George Miller. (1983, 15, 102min) ★★★ 1.55am Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura 3.55-6.05am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors

8.00 They Can’t Hang Me Thriller with Terence Morgan. (1955, b/w, PG, 75min) ★★ 9.30 The Pale Faced Girl Short film directed by Francis Searle. 10.00 Defence of the Realm Thriller starring Gabriel Byrne. (1985, PG, 96min) ★★★★ 12.00m’t The Beauty Jungle Drama starring Janette Scott. (1963, PG, 114min) ★★ 2.15am A Swingin’ Summer Musical. (1965, U, 81min) ★★ 3.55 Cloak Without Dagger Thriller starring Philip Friend. (1956, b/w, U, 67min) ★★ 5.15-6.00am What Men Live By Short film based on a story by Leo Tolstoy.

7.00 Star Trek: Voyager Learning Curve: 16/16. Tuvok instructs Maquis crew members in Starfleet protocol. (Series 1) 8.00 The 4400 Hidden: 10/13. Tom is faced with a difficult decision. (Series 2) 9.00 Exam Thriller with Luke Mably. (2009, 15, 101min) ★★ 11.00 Pernicious Horror thriller. (2014, 15, 90min) ★★ 12.55am Night of the Living Deb Comedy horror. (2015, 15, 85min) ★★★ 2.40-4.30am Stir of Echoes: The Homecoming Horror. (2007, 18, 89min) ★★★

7.00 A Christmas Wedding Date Comedy starring Marla Sokoloff and Chris Carmack. (2012, PG, 90min) ★★★ 9.00 Roots: The Next Generations 2/7. Cynthia marries a railroad worker. 11.00 Face Value Fact-based dama starring Cheryl Pollak. (1991, 15, 94min) ★★ 1.00am The Waltons 3.00 Little House on the Prairie Double bill. 5.00-7.00am Ann Rule’s The Stranger Beside Me Thriller starring Bill Campbell. (2003, 15, 120min) ★★★

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6.00am The Age of Adaline 8.05 Girl on the Edge 10.00 Beaches 12.10pm Sense and Sensibility Romantic period drama. (S) (1995, U, 136min) ★★★★★ 2.30 10 Things I Hate About You Romantic teen comedy. (S) (1999, 12, 97min) ★★★ 4.15 5 to 7 Romantic drama. (S) (2014, 12, 93min) ★★★ 6.00 Fathers and Daughters Drama starring Russell Crowe. (S) (2015, 15, 116min) ★

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9.00 The Trust Crime comedy thriller starring Nicolas Cage and Elijah Wood. Two police officers find an unusually high bail receipt and go in search of the money intending to steal it. (S) (2016, 15, 90min) ★★★

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10.35 Déjà Vu Sci-fi thriller starring Denzel Washington, Val Kilmer and Paula Patton. (S) (2006, 12, 126min) ★★★★

12.50am Mississippi Burning Drama starring Gene Hackman and Willem Dafoe. (S) (1988, 18, 125min) ★★★ 3.10 Secret in Their Eyes As 7.00pm. 5.15-7.00am Point Last Seen Drama starring Linda Hamilton. (S) (1998, PG, 87min) ★★

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8.00 Our Brand Is Crisis Comedy drama starring Sandra Bullock and Billy Bob Thornton. A disgraced political advisor is lured out of retirement to help the president of Bolivia to get re-elected. With Joaquim de Almeida and Anthony Mackie. (S) (2015, 15, 107min) ★★★

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6.00am Titan A.E 7.45 Kill Command 9.30 Into the Forest 11.25 Victor Frankenstein 1.30pm Star Trek Beyond As 9.00pm. 3.45 Titan A.E Animated sci-fi adventure. (S) (2000, PG, 94min) ★★★ 5.35 Cell Sci-fi thriller starring John Cusack and Samuel L Jackson. (S) (2014, 15, 95min) ★★★ 7.15 Into the Forest Sci-fi drama starring Ellen Page and Evan Rachel Wood. (S) (2015, 15, 101min) ★★★

10.00 The Meddler Comedy drama starring Rose Byrne and Susan Sarandon. A widowed mum’s well-meaning but meddlesome ways drive her daughter up the wall. (S) (2015, 12, 103min) ★★★

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9.00 Star Trek Beyond Sci-fi adventure starring Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto, Simon Pegg and Idris Elba. After the USS Enterprise is attacked, Kirk, Spock and the crew struggle for survival on an alien planet. (S) (2016, 12, 122min) ★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

11.50 Girl, Interrupted Psychological drama. (S) (1999, 15, 127min) ★★★ 2.05am Proof of Life Romantic thriller. (S) (2000, 15, 135min) ★★★ 4.25-6.25am How Green Was My Valley Oscar-winning drama. (S) (1941, b/w, U, 118min) ★★★★

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6.15am A Tale of Love and Darkness 8.00 Couple in a Hole 9.50 The New World 12.10pm Maggie Horror with Arnold Schwarzenegger. (S) (2015, 15, 95min) ★★★ 1.55 Return of the Seven Western sequel. (S) (1966, PG, 95min) ★★ 3.35 By the Sea Drama, directed by and starring Angelina Jolie. (S) (2015, 15, 119min) ★★★ 5.45 Spy Game Thriller with Robert Redford. (S) (2001, 15, 126min) ★★★★

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11.15 Cell As shown at 5.35pm. 1.05am Victor Frankenstein Gothic horror starring James McAvoy, Daniel Radcliffe and Jessica Brown Findlay. (S) (2015, 12, 110min) ★★ 3.10 Kill Command Sci-fi thriller with Vanessa Kirby and Thure Lindhardt. (S) (2016, 15, 98min) ★★★ 5.00-6.00am Sky Cinema Preview

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7.00am Romantically Speaking 9.00 A Dog Named Duke 11.00 It Had To Be You 1.00pm A Moving Romance Drama. (2016, PG, 120min) ★★ 3.00 Along Came a Nanny Crime drama. (2014, PG, 84min) ★★ 5.00 October Kiss Romantic drama starring Ashley Williams. (2015, PG, 120min) ★★

6.00am Roadblock 7.25 Hunt the Man Down 8.50 Cimarron Strip 10.25 Fort Apache 1.00pm Once Upon a Texas Train Western comedy starring Willie Nelson. (S) (1987, PG, 100min) ★★ 2.55 At the Edge 4.05 Candlelight in Algeria Spy thriller. (1943, b/w, PG, 85min) ★★★ 5.50 Stealth – The Art of Deception

9.00 The Numbers Station Spy thriller starring John Cusack. A burnt-out CIA agent finds his loyalties torn when the secret base he is guarding comes under attack. (2013, 15, 85min) ★★★ 10.55 We Own the Night Crime drama starring Joaquin Phoenix and Mark Wahlberg. (2007, 15, 117min) ★★ 1.15am Casino Jack Satirical comedy with Kevin Spacey. (2010, 15, 108min) ★★★ 3.40-6.00am Sinbad and the Eye of the Tiger Adventure. (1977, U, 108min) ★★★

7.00 Love Exclusively Romantic drama with Lindsay Hartley and Haley Webb. (2017, PG, 90min) ★★ 9.00 Love on the Vines Romantic drama with Margo Harshman and Steve Talley. (2016, PG, 120min) ★★ 11.00 Sealed with a Kiss Psychological thriller starring C Thomas Howell. (1998, 15, 90min) ★★ 1.00am All Things Valentine Romantic comedy starring Sarah Rafferty and Sam Page. (2016, PG, 83min) ★★ 3.00-5.00am Mechanics of Love Romantic drama. (2016, PG, 90min) ★★

7.00 Titanic: Secrets Revealed Documentary exploring the wreck of the liner. 9.00 The Marksman Action thriller starring Wesley Snipes, Emma Samms and Serge Soric. (2005, 15, 91min) ★★ 10.55 Puncture Wounds Action adventure starring Cung Le, Dolph Lundgren, Vinnie Jones and Briana Evigan. (2014, 15, 93min) ★★ 12.45am Commando Leopard Action adventure starring Lewis Collins and Klaus Kinski. (1985, 15, 100min) ★★ 2.50-4.00am US Forces in Action Examining the capabilities of the US military.

■ (HD) denotes HD on Sky or Virgin ■ Films start at 11.00am 11.00am 40 Guns to Apache Pass 12.55pm Arabesque Romantic spy thriller. (S) (1966, 12, 105min) ★★★ 3.00 Winchester ’73 Western. (S) (1950, b/w, U, 92min) ★★★ 4.55 12 Angry Men Classic drama. (S) (1957, b/w, U, 95min) ★★★★★ 6.55 Field of Dreams Fantasy. (S) (1989, PG, 106min) ★★★★★

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8.00 Miller’s Crossing Gangster thriller set during Prohibition, starring Gabriel Byrne as a mobster forced to play a dangerous double game to stay alive. With Albert Finney. (S) (1990, 15, 115min) ★★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

10.00 Raging Bull Martin Scorsese’s biopic of American boxer Jake LaMotta starring Robert De Niro. (S) (1980, b/w, 18, 119min) ★★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

9.00am Sony Movie News Extra 9.10 Ties That Bind 11.05 Sony Movie News Extra 11.15 12 Hours to Live 1.10pm Sony Movie News Extra 1.20 See No Evil, Hear No Evil 3.35 Sony Movie News Extra 3.45 Steel Magnolias 6.10 Sony Movie News Extra 6.20 Last Action Hero Action fantasy. (1993, 15, 130min) ★★★

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12.15am Go Dark comedy with Sarah Polley. (S) (1999, 18, 101min) ★★★ 2.00 The Survivalist Thriller, starring Martin McCann and Mia Goth. (S) (2015, 18, 101min) ★★★★ 3.50 Easy Rider Cult road movie with Peter Fonda and Dennis Hopper. (S) (1969, 18, 94min) ★★★★★ 5.30-6.00am Sky Cinema Preview

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9.00 Ouija Horror chiller with Olivia Cooke and Ana Coto. A young girl unwittingly unleashes an evil entity after using an old spirit board at a séance with her sister and friends. (S) (2014, 15, 87min) ★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

Wednesday

6.00am Close Range 7.40 Every Secret Thing 9.25 Executive Decision 11.45 Déjà Vu 1.55pm The Trust As shown at 9.00pm. 3.30 Go With Me Thriller with Julia Stiles. (S) (2015, 15, 90min) ★★ 5.15 The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift Motor racing thriller starring Lucas Black. (S) (2006, 12, 104min) ★★ 7.00 Secret in Their Eyes Crime drama starring Julia Roberts. (S) (2015, 15, 106min) ★★★

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10.45 Bram Stoker’s Dracula Francis Ford Coppola’s adaptation of the vampire novel, starring Gary Oldman. (S) (1992, 18, 123min) ★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

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1.15-3.25am A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night Iranian horror. Subtitled. (2014, 15, 101min) ★★★

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FILMS SHOWN ON OTHER CHANNELS TONIGHT EVENING (6-10pm) 9.00pm The Expendables ITV2 Action movie directed by and starring Sylvester Stallone, co-starring Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren and Mickey Rourke.(HD) ★★★ 9.00pm Fury Spike World War Two drama starring Brad Pitt. ★★★

10pm TILL LATE 10.00pm Idiocracy Syfy Satirical comedy starring Luke Wilson. (HD) ★★ 11.55pm Game of Death ITV4 Thriller starring Wesley Snipes. (HD) ★★ 2.00am Martha Marcy May Marlene Channel 4 Thriller starring Elizabeth Olsen and Sarah Paulson. (HD) ★★★★

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6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans (HD) 9.00 Premier League Review (HD) 10.00 Premier League Daily (HD) 11.00 LIVE ATP Masters Tennis: The Mutua Madrid Open: Coverage of day three of the clay-court tournament from the Caja Magica, featuring matches from the second round. (HD) 5.00pm LIVE ATP Masters Tennis The Mutua Madrid Open: Further coverage of day three of the clay-court tournament from the Caja Magica, featuring matches from the second round. (HD) 11.00pm Premier League Legends A profile of former Tottenham Hotspur and Arsenal star Sol Campbell. (HD) 11.30 Premier League Legends A profile of former Arsenal and France midfielder Robert Pires. (HD) 12.00m’t Premier League 100 Club (HD) 1.00am Premier League Legends (HD) 2.00 Premier League Years 4.00 Sporting Heroes: Gary Newbon Interviews Martin Johnson (HD) 5.00 Premier League 100 Club (HD) 5.30-6.00am Spanish Football Gold (HD)

6.00am Cricket Classics 7.00 WWE Experience (HD) 8.00 World Cup Cricket Classics (HD) 9.00 Cricket Classics 10.00 Great Sporting Moments (HD) 11.00 Sporting Heroes: Kriss Akabusi Interviews Daley Thompson (HD) 12.00noon Cricket Classics The fourth Test of the 2005 Ashes series at Trent Bridge. 12.55pm Cricket’s Greatest A profile of Allan Donald. (HD) 1.25 Cricket’s Greatest A profile of Muttiah Muralitharan. (HD) 1.55 LIVE Royal London One-Day Cup Cricket Essex Eagles v Sussex Sharks: The South Group clash from the Cloudfm County Ground in Chelmsford. (HD) 10.00 Great Run Series The Simplyhealth Great Birmingham 10K. (HD) 10.30 Sporting Greats Daley Thompson. (HD) 11.00 Sports Unlimited Offbeat activities. (HD) 12.00m’t Sporting Greats (HD) 12.30am Sky Sports Years (HD) 1.30 Time of Our Lives (HD) 2.30 Sporting Rivalries (HD) 3.00 Cricket Classics 4.00 Cricket’s Greatest (HD) 5.00-6.00am Sporting Triumphs (HD)

6.00am Sporting Greats (HD) 7.00 Darts Gold (HD) 8.00 Boxing Gold (HD) 9.00 Sporting Greats (HD) 10.30 Indian Premier League: Kings XI Punjab v Kolkata Knight Riders: Action from the IS Bindra Stadium in Mohali. (HD) 3.00pm LIVE Indian Premier League Gujarat Lions v Dehli Daredevils: All the action from the Twenty20 match at Green Park in Kanpur. (HD) 7.30 Cricket’s Greatest A profile of former Indian cricketer Kapil Dev, regarded as one of the greatest all-rounders in the history of the sport. (HD) 8.00 Indian Premier League Gujarat Lions v Delhi Daredevils: Another chance to see the Twenty20 encounter from Green Park in Kanpur. (HD) 12.30am Cricket’s Greatest: As 7.30pm. (HD) 1.00 Sporting Greats 2.00 Super League Gold (HD) 2.15 Super League Gold (HD) 2.30 Rugby Gold (HD) 3.00 Sky Sports Years: Sky’s coverage in 2009. (HD) 4.00 Great Sporting Moments (HD) 5.00-6.00am Sporting Rivalries (HD)

6.00-11.00am The Players Championship Official Film 11.00 Chronicles of a Champion Golfer (HD) 12.00noon The Players Championship Official Film: Double bill. 2.00pm The Players Championship Official Film Action from 2009. 3.00 The Players Championship Official Film Action from 2010. 4.00 The Players Championship Official Film Action from 2011. 5.00 The Players Championship Official Film Action from 2012. 6.00 Golfing World (HD) 6.30 Inside the PGA Tour Golf update. (HD) 7.00 LIVE Live at the Players Coverage of the contenders on the range at TPC Sawgrass. (HD) 9.00 Champions Tour Golf The Insperity Invitational. (HD) 10.00 The Players Championship Official Film Action from 2013. 11.00 Champions Tour Golf As 9.00pm. (HD) 12.00m’t The Players Championship Official Film 1.00am At the Players (HD) 3.00 PGA Tour Classic (HD) 4.00-6.00am The Players Championship Official Film (HD)

6.00am Boxing Gold (HD) 7.00 Table Tennis (HD) 8.00 Sporting Records (HD) 8.30 Sporting Records (HD) 9.00 PGA EuroPro Tour Golf (HD) 11.00 Racing News (HD) 11.30 Boxing Gold (HD) 12.00noon PGA EuroPro Tour Golf The Lookers Championship: Action from Close House in Heddon-on-the-Wall, Newcastle. (HD) 2.00pm Sporting Heroes: Gary Newbon Interviews Sir Everton Weekes An interview with the former West Indies cricketer. (HD) 2.55 LIVE Test Cricket West Indies v Pakistan: Coverage of the opening day of the third Test between the sides, held at Windsor Park in Roseau, Dominica. (HD) 10.00 WWE Late Night Raw Wrestling action from America. (HD) 12.00m’t Spanish Football Gold (HD) 12.30 Great Run Series (HD) 1.00 Premier League 100 Club (HD) 2.00 Spanish Football Gold 3.00 Football’s Greatest Teams (HD) 3.30 Football’s Greatest Players (HD) 4.00 Boxing Gold (HD) 4.30 Premier League Legends (HD) 5.00-6.00am Sky Sports Years (HD)

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6.00am Global Goals (HD) 6.15 Premier League Reload (HD) 6.30 Moto3: Grand Prix of Spain (HD) 7.30 Moto2: Grand Prix of Spain (HD) 8.30 MotoGP: Grand Prix of Spain (HD) 9.30 MotoGP Chequered Flag (HD) 10.30 WTA All Access: As 9.00pm. (HD) 11.00 LIVE WTA Tennis: Madrid Day five of the Mutua Madrid Open, one of four Premier Mandatory tournaments on the WTA calendar. (HD) 9.00pm WTA All Access All the latest news from the women’s tennis tour. (HD) 9.30 Global Goals (HD) 9.45 MotoGP Rewind The Grand Prix of Spain. (HD) 10.00 Formula V8 3.5 Action from round two at Spa-Francorchamps. (HD) 12.00m’t MotoGP Highlights (HD) 1.00am LIVE NBA Playoffs: Action from the NBA playoffs, a best-of-seven elimination tournament among the season’s 16 best teams. (HD) 3.30 Rugby Tonight Extra (HD) 4.00 Formula E: Street Racers (HD) 4.30 BRDC Formula 3 Championship Highlights (HD) 5.30-6.00am ADAC GT Masters Highlights (HD)

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Jas seeks safe harbour with an old friend – but her loyalties have shifted

Matthew Perry continues his guest-star stint as his attorney takes his case against Diane’s firm to a grand jury

In the series finale, Jenny tries to get a grip on her son Sam’s erratic behaviour after his dad is released from prison

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104 CHANNEL 4

7.00 News

105 CHANNEL 5

7.00 Secrets of Great British Castles

106 SKY1

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116 BBC4

7.00 100 Days+

118 ITV2

7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold

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108 SKY ATLANTIC

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107 SKY LIVING 110 GOLD

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136 E4

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111 DAVE

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119 ITV3

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120 ITV4

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10.00 The Inbetweeners 10.00 Scandal 10.00 The Trip to Spain

9.20 Mrs Brown’s Boys

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9.00 Not Going Out 10.00 Law & Order: UK

112 COMEDY CENTRAL 7.00 Friends 7.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation 114 SYFY

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109 W

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113 UNIVERSAL

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124 FOX 121 SKY ARTS

7.00 NCIS 7.00 Tate Britain’s Great British Walks

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520 DISCOVERY

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523 ANIMAL PLANET 7.00 Dr Jeff: Rocky Mountain Vet 7.00 Air Crash Investigation 526 NAT GEO 529 HISTORY

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537 YESTERDAY

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532 EDEN

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Born to Kill

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101 BBC1

138 MORE4

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6.15 Death Becomes Her

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10.00 Light and Dark 10.10 Rupture 10.10 Ocean’s Thirteen

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306 SKY FAMILY

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6.20 The Scorpion King 6.10 Robin Hood: Men in Tights

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309 SKY CRIME 310 SKY DRAMA 311 SKY SCI-FI

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5.55 Pretty Woman

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10.15 The Insider 9.00 Independence Day

312 SKY SELECT

6.10 Goat

315 FILM4

6.30 A Good Year

9.00 A Most Wanted Man

317 TCM

6.35 Star Trek: Generations

9.00 Fatal Attraction

401 SKY SPORTS 1

Sport

The Good Fight

Sky Atlantic HD, 9pm/ Sky Atlantic+1, 10pm

Insomniac Michael Mosley conducts experiments on himself to get to the root causes of his sleepless nights SKY EVENING TIME

Guerrilla

8.00 Zodiac

7.00 Premier League Darts – Live: Round 15 from the Aberdeen Exhibition and Conference Centre

10.00 School of Hard Knocks

402 SKY SPORTS 2

1.55 Royal London One-Day Cup Cricket – Live: Nottinghamshire Outlaws v Durham Jets: From Trent Bridge

10.00 Indian Premier League

403 SKY SPORTS 3

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6.00 PGA Tour Golf – Live: The first day of the Players Championship at Sawgrass in Florida

410 EUROSPORT 1 411 EUROSPORT 2

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6.00am Breakfast (S)(HD) 9.15 Rip Off Britain (S)(HD) 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (S)(HD)(AD) 11.00 A1: Britain’s Longest Road (S)(HD)(AD) 11.45 Claimed and Shamed (S)(R)(HD) 12.15pm Bargain Hunt (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 1.00 BBC News (S)(HD) 1.30 Local News (S) 1.45 Doctors Al fears what his brain scan may uncover. (S)(HD)(AD) 2.15 The Boss (S)(HD) 3.00 Escape to the Country Jonnie Irwin goes property shopping in Somerset. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 3.45 Garden Rescue (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is Kate Bliss and Caroline Hawley search an antiques fair in Surrey. (S)(HD) 5.15 Pointless Quiz show. (S)(HD) 6.00 BBC News (S)(HD) 6.30 Local News (S) 6.55 Party Election Broadcast By the UK Independence Party. (S)(HD)

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6.00am Good Morning Britain (S)(HD) 8.30 Lorraine (S)(HD) 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S)(HD) 10.30 This Morning (S)(HD) 12.30pm Loose Women (S)(HD) 1.30 ITV News (S) 1.55 Local News (S) 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal David Dickinson and his team travel to Colwyn Bay, North Wales. (S)(HD) 3.00 Culinary Genius Jean-Christophe Novelli challenges the contestants to finely dice shallots and spatchcock a baby chicken, before using the meat in a dish of their own choice. (S)(HD)(AD) 4.00 Tipping Point Game show. (S)(HD) 5.00 Babushka Game show. (S)(HD) 6.00 Local News (S) 6.25 Party Election Broadcast By the UK Independence Party. (S)(HD) 6.30 ITV News (S)

6.00am Countdown (S)(R)(HD) 6.45 Will & Grace (S)(R) 7.35-9.05 Everybody Loves Raymond (S)(R)(AD) 9.05 Frasier (S)(R) 10.05 Car SOS (S)(R)(HD) 11.05 Ramsay’s Hotel Hell (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 12.00noon News (S)(HD) 12.05pm The Question Jury (S)(R)(HD) 1.05 Posh Pawnbrokers Dan examines a collection of Swarovski crystals. (S)(R)(HD) 2.10 Countdown (S)(HD) 3.00 Fifteen to One (S)(HD) 4.00 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun A musical couple from Dorset seek a holiday home in Spain. (S)(R)(HD) 5.00 Four in a Bed (S)(HD) 5.30 Extreme Cake Makers Eloise Durrant makes an edible volcano that includes a cocktail dispensing feature. (S)(HD) 6.00 The Simpsons (S)(R)(AD) 6.30 Hollyoaks Neeta gets caught up in Shane’s scam. (S)(HD)(AD)

EastEnders

8.00

The World According to Kids

7.00 The One Show

8.00 MasterChef: The Finals 24/25. The hopefuls face the penultimate task of the contest – preparing a three-course menu designed by leading chef Sat Bains and judged by six of his contemporaries. (S)(HD)(AD) ■ Concludes tomorrow

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7.30 Great British Menu South West chefs go all out to impress with their desserts. (S)(HD)

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7.30 Tonight – The Leader Interviews: Paul Nuttall Julie Etchingham talks to the UKIP leader. (S)(HD)

8.00 The World According to Kids 8.00 Emmerdale 5/6. Children discuss what it means to grow up, including one youngster who dreams of riding her horse in the Olympics and another who wants to be a renowned scientist. (S)(HD)(AD)

1/3. Alice Morrison follows the salt roads of north Africa, once the world’s richest trading networks, starting in Tangier, where she learns how the routes were forged. (S)(HD)(AD)

10.00 MOTD: The Premier League Show

Vanessa is stunned, Nell has a plan, and Emma is defensive. (S)(HD)(AD) ■ Repeated tomorrow on ITV2

8.30 Joanna Lumley’s Postcards 4/6. The actress recalls her journey across the Greek islands. (S)(HD)(AD)

9.00 Car Crash Britain: Caught on Camera 2/4. Road accidents and nearmisses, including a woman who had a close shave when a car ploughed into her office, parallel parking calamities and a new driver with no beginner’s luck. (S)(HD)

10.00 ITV News (S)

Magazine programme featuring news and highlights. (S)(HD) 10.30 Newsnight (S)(HD)

10.40 Local News (S) 10.50 UEFA Europa League Highlights

Topical debate chaired by David Dimbleby. (S)(HD)

11.45 This Week The latest political and parliamentary developments. (S)(HD) 12.30am Weather for the Week Ahead (S) (HD) 12.35-6.00am BBC News (S)(HD)

Joanna Lumley’s Postcards

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The Supervet

7.00 News (S)(HD)

Carly stumbles on the social media profile of an old friend. (S)(HD)(AD) ■ Repeated tomorrow on ITV2

9.00 NEW The Truth About Sleep 9.00 NEW SERIES From Michael Mosley investigates the world Morocco to Timbuktu: of sleep, finding out what it is, what An Arabian Adventure happens to someone if they do not get enough and offering solutions for those who need more. (S)(HD)(AD)

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Mark Pougatch presents action from the semi-final second-leg matches, which were Manchester United v Celta Vigo, and Lyon v Ajax. (S)(HD) 11.50 Tipping Point Quiz show. (S)(R) 12.45am Jackpot247 3.00 Tonight – The Leader Interviews: Paul Nuttall As 7.30pm. (S)(R)(HD) 3.25 ITV Nightscreen (HD) 5.05-6.00am The Jeremy Kyle Show Guests air their differences. (S)(R)(HD)

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7.55 Party Election Broadcast Political broadcast. (S)

8.00 The Supervet A tiny papillon dog arrives in need of a double knee replacement, a German shepherd is fitted with a specially designed bionic foot, and a mountain dog is treated for problems with its spine. (S)(HD)(AD)

9.00 Born to Kill SERIES FINALE 4/4. With Sam’s father released from prison, Jenny makes a desperate bid to get to the bottom of her son’s increasingly dangerous behaviour. (S)(HD)(AD)

10.00 How to Get a Council House 2/4. An insight into Hounslow Council’s attempts to curb its spiralling temporary accommodation bill, featuring families who are stuck in inadequate housing or turned away without help. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 11.00 First Dates (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 12.00m’t Quadruplets and Homeless (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 1.00am The Secret Life of the Zoo (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 1.55 How to Live Mortgage Free with Sarah Beeny (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 2.50 Building the Dream (S)(HD) 3.45 Unreported World (S)(SL)(R)(HD) 4.10 Trump, The Doctor & the Vaccine Scandal: Dispatches (S)(R)(HD) 4.40 Shipping Wars UK (S)(R)(HD) 5.056.00am Fifteen to One (S)(R)(HD)

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6.00am Hawaii Five-0 (S)(R)(HD) 8.00 Monkey Life (S)(R)(AD) 9.00 It’s Me or the Dog (S)(R)(HD) 10.00 Nothing to Declare (S)(R) (HD) 11.00 Forever (S)(R)(HD) 12.00noon NCIS: Los Angeles Humbug: 11/24. The team investigates the burglary of a cyber-security company. (Series 6) (S)(R)(HD) 1.00pm Hawaii Five-0 (S)(R)(HD) 2.00 Hawaii Five-0 (S)(R)(HD) 3.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (S)(R)(HD) 4.00 Haven (Series 1) (R)(HD) 5.00 Modern Family (S)(R)(HD) 5.30 Modern Family (S)(R)(HD) 6.00 Futurama Hell Is Other Robots: Bender finds himself addicted to electricity. (S)(R)(AD) 6.30 The Simpsons Paths of Glory: Marge and Homer suspect Bart might be a sociopath. (S)(R)(HD)

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7.00 Secrets of Great British Castles 4/6. Dan Jones explores the 900-year history of Leeds Castle in Kent, from its origins as a royal Saxon family’s manor to its current ownership by a specially created charity. (S)(R)(HD)(AD)

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9.00 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords 5/16. An eviction specialist helps a couple whose tenant has turned their house into a hostel, and council officers uncover 40 people crammed into a house. (S)(HD) ■ Repeated tomorrow

10.00 Mind the Age Gap 4/5. Twelve volunteers from two generations try to bridge the gap by moving in together and talking through some of the most important issues that affect the world today. (S)(HD)

11.05 Inside the Gang: Young Blood 1/3. A unique look into the heart of British gang culture. (S)(R)(HD) 12.00m’t SuperCasino 3.10am Top 20 Funniest (S)(HD) 4.00 My Mum’s Hotter Than Me! (S)(SL)(R) (HD) 4.45 House Doctor (S)(SL)(R) 5.10 HouseBusters (S)(SL)(R) 5.356.00am Wildlife SOS (S)(SL)(R)

+1hour

SKY VIRGIN FREEVIEW FREESAT 44 128 177 155

7.00 The Simpsons Barthood: A coming-of-age story chronicling Bart’s life, a parody of Richard Linklater’s film Boyhood. (S)(R)(HD) 7.30 22 Short Films About Springfield: A Pulp Fiction-style trip through Springfield. (S)(R)

8.00 Duck Quacks Don’t Echo Host Lee Mack is joined by broadcaster Jonathan Ross, comedian Dara O Briain and The One Show presenter Alex Jones to find the answers to all manner of trivia questions. (S)(R)(HD)(AD)

9.00 Arrow NEW EPISODE Underneath: 20/23. Oliver and Felicity are forced to face up to their relationship when they are trapped in the bunker together, while Lyla and Diggle try to deal with their marital issues. (Series 5) (S)(HD)

10.00 Jamestown 1/8. Another chance to see the first episode of the historical drama following the fortunes of three women in the British colony of Jamestown, Virginia, in 1619. Stars Naomi Battrick, Sophie Rundle and Niamh Walsh. (R)(HD) 11.30 Micky Flanagan Thinking Aloud 4/6. The comedian tackles the issue of the midlife crisis. (S)(R)(HD) 12.30am Duck Quacks Don’t Echo With Jason Byrne, Danny Dyer and Meera Syal. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 1.30 Road Wars (S)(R)(HD) 2.00 Legends (S)(R)(HD) 3.00 DC’s Legends of Tomorrow (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 4.00 Got to Dance (S)(R)(HD) 5.006.00am Road Wars (S)(R)(HD)

+1hour

SKY 130

(S) Subtitles (SL) Signing (R) Repeat (HD) High Definition (AD) Audio Description

WALES

Sky 971, Freesat 971

No variations

ITV No variations

S4C Sky 134, Virgin 166, Freesat 120

6.00am Cyw 12.00noon Heno 1.00pm Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 1.05 Tudur Owen A’r Cwmni Seidr 2.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 2.05 Prynhawn Da 3.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 3.05 Helwyr Planhigion 4.00 Awr Fawr 5.00 Stwnsh: Ffeil 5.05 Stwnsh: Ysgol Jac 5.35 Stwnsh: Dim Byd 5.45 Stwnsh: SpynjBob Pantsgwâr 6.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 6.05 Becws 6.30 Ysgol Ddawns Anti Karen SERIES FINALE 7.00 Heno 7.30 Rownd a Rownd (AD) 8.00 Pobol y Cwm (AD) 8.25 Celwydd Noeth 9.00 Newyddion 9 a’r Tywydd 9.30 Pobol y Rhondda SERIES FINALE 10.00 Seiclo: Liege i Bastogne i Liege 10.30-11.35pm Cysgod Rhyfel

MORE4 SKY 138 VIR147 F’VIEW F’SAT 124 HD 138/231 HD 195 14

HD116/143 HD163 HD 106 HD 107

8.55am A Place in the Sun: 7.00pm 100 Days+ (HD) Summer Sun (HD) 11.00am7.30 Top of the Pops: 1983 1.35pm Four in a Bed (HD)

With music from 10 November, featuring Musical Youth, Adam Ant, Eurythmics, Limahl, The Cure and Billy Joel.

8.00 NEW Eurovision Song Contest Semi-Finals 2/2. Scott Mills and Mel Giedroyc present the second semi-final from Kiev in Ukraine, as 18 more acts take to the stage, knowing only 10 of them can make it through to Saturday’s final. (HD)

10.00 Abba at the BBC A collection of memorable performances by the group, including their first Top of the Pops appearance in 1974, archive interviews, promos and concerts. There is also a chance to see the foursome on a 1982 edition of The Late, Late Breakfast Show, which was Abba’s last televised appearance in the UK. 11.00 From Andy Pandy to Zebedee: The Golden Age of Children’s TV (HD) 12.00m’t Top of the Pops: 1983 12.35am Prog at the BBC 1.35 Abba at the BBC 2.35-3.35am Dreaming the Impossible: Unbuilt Britain

7.55 Grand Designs Kevin McCloud follows the progress of a teacher and architect who want to restore and transform a 100-year-old forge in Co Antrim. (HD)(AD)

9.00 The Good Fight NEW EPISODE Not So Grand Jury: 7/10. Mike Kresteva takes his case against Reddick, Boseman and Kolstad to a grand jury, and Colin finds himself in an awkward position in court. (AD)

10.00 A Very British Hotel 3/3. The hotel throws a party to celebrate Jilly Cooper’s book launch. (HD)(AD) 11.05 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown: With Kathy Burke and Josh Widdicombe. (HD) 12.05am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 1.05 The Good Fight (AD) 2.05 A Very British Hotel (HD)(AD) 3.10-3.55am 8 Out of 10 Cats (HD)

+1hour

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 139 196 86 125

ITV2

E4

SKY 118 VIR115 F’VIEW F’SAT 113 6 HD 118/225 HD 176

SKY 136 VIR144 F’VIEW F’SAT HD136/202 HD 145 28 122

6.00am Kelly Clarkson: The Hot 6.00am Hollyoaks (AD) 6.30 Coach Trip: Road to Marbs (AD) Desk (HD) 6.10 Totally Bonkers 7.00 Baby Daddy 7.55 Rules of Guinness World Records (HD) Engagement 8.55 Melissa & 6.35 Below Deck (HD) 7.20 Joey 10.00 Baby Daddy 11.00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show (HD) How I Met Your Mother (AD) 8.00 Emmerdale (HD)(AD) 12.00noon New Girl (AD) 8.30 Coronation Street (HD) (AD) 9.00 You’ve Been Framed! 1.00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine (AD) Gold 9.35 Scorpion (HD) 2.00 The Big Bang Theory (AD) 3.00 How I Met Your Mother 10.25 Below Deck (HD) 11.20 (AD) 4.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine Who’s Doing the Dishes? (HD) (AD) 5.00 New Girl (AD) 6.00 12.25pm Emmerdale (HD)(AD) The Big Bang Theory (AD) 7.00 12.55 Coronation Street (HD) Hollyoaks (HD)(AD) 7.30 The (AD) 1.30 You’ve Been Framed! Big Bang Theory (HD)(AD) Gold 2.00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show NEW EDITION (HD) 8.00 The Big Bang Theory 2.50 The Jeremy Kyle Show NEW EPISODE The (HD) 5.00 Judge Rinder (HD) Gyroscopic Collapse: 23/24. 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold

7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold Comical clips. 8.00 Two and a Half Men 9/22. Alan tries to solve his hair-loss problem. (HD) 8.30 10/22. Charlie tries to discuss a prenuptial agreement. (Series 7) (HD)

9.00 Mom NEW EPISODES 16/22. Christy and Adam are involved in an accident. (HD) 9.30 17/22. Christy helps Jill adjust to being a foster mother. (Series 4) (HD)

10.00 Celebrity Juice NEW EDITION With Joey Essex and Phillip Schofield. (HD)

Best for Sky and Virgin

1.35pm A Place in the Sun: Summer Sun (HD) 3.40 Time Team (HD) 5.50 Vet on the Hill (HD) 6.55 The Secret Life of 5 Year Olds (HD)

11.00pm-12.30am Family Guy (HD)(AD) 12.30-1.55am American Dad! (HD)(AD) 1.55-2.25am Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records (HD)

+1hour

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 180 116 27 114

(Series 10) (HD)(AD)

8.30 Kevin Can Wait NEW EPISODE Kevin and Donna’s Book Club: 4/24. (AD)

9.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine

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8/15. Three single mothers’ different experiences with the benefits system, including a mother-of-five from Leeds, who hopes that entering a nationwide beauty contest will kick-start her dreams of becoming a model. (S)(HD)

9.00 Arrow

BBC4 SKY 116 VIR107 F’VIEW 9 F’SAT110

Thursday

6.00-9.15am Milkshake! 9.15am The Wright Stuff (HD) 11.15 To B&B the Best (S)(R)(HD) 12.10pm News (S)(HD) 12.15 On Benefits: Breadline Brummies (S)(R)(HD) 1.15 Home and Away (S)(HD)(AD) 1.45 Neighbours (S)(HD)(AD) 2.15 NCIS Crescent City – Part One: 18/24. A former agent’s body washes ashore. (Series 11) (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 3.15 FILM My Family’s Secret Psychological thriller starring Nicholle Tom. (S)(HD) (2010, PG, 105min) ★★ 5.00 News (S)(HD) 5.30 Neighbours Aaron attempts to reconcile with David. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 6.00 Home and Away Patrick’s state of mind worries Kat. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 6.30 News (S)(HD) 6.55 Party Election Broadcast (S)

SKY1

Thursday

NEW EPISODE Moo Moo: 16/22. (Series 4) (HD)(AD)

9.30 New Girl NEW EPISODE 4/22. The friends meet the squad from Brooklyn Nine-Nine. (Series 6) (AD)

10.00 The Inbetweeners 3&4/6. (Series 2) (AD) 11.10 The Big Bang Theory (HD) (AD) 12.00m’t Tattoo Fixers (SL) (HD) 1.05am Rude Tube: Rude Zoo (HD) 2.05 The Inbetweeners (AD) 3.00 Kevin Can Wait (AD) 3.20 Brooklyn Nine-Nine (HD) (AD) 3.45 New Girl (AD) 4.05 Rules of Engagement (HD) 4.50 Melissa & Joey (HD) 5.10-6.00am Charmed (SL)

+1hour

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 137 146 29 123

TV&Satellite Week 85


THURSDAY

Sky Atlantic

Sky Living

SKY 108 HD 108/222

Thursday

SKY 107 VIRGIN 112 HD 111 HD 107/221 6.00am Stop, Search, Seize (HD) 7.00 Customs UK 8.00 Nothing to Declare 9.00 Monkey Life: Double bill. 10.00 Motorway Patrol 11.00 Elementary (HD) 12.00noon CSI (HD) 1.00pm Criminal Minds (Series 5) (HD) 3.00 Elementary (Series 3) (HD) 4.00 Stop, Search, Seize (HD) 5.00 Motorway Patrol 6.00 Nothing to Declare: Double bill following the work of customs officers in Australia.

9.00

Entertainment

Blindspot

6.00-9.00am Richard E Grant’s Hotel Secrets: Triple bill. 9.00 The West Wing (HD) 11.00 Cold Case (HD) 12.00noon House (HD) 1.00pm Blue Bloods (HD) 2.00 Urban Secrets (HD) 3.00 The West Wing (HD) 5.00 Cold Case (HD) 6.00 House: Cursed: 13/22. A 12-year-old patient claims his mysterious illness is the result of a curse placed upon him by a Ouija board. (Series 1) (HD)

9.00

GOLD

Dave

Guerrilla

7.00am The Piglet Files 7.25 Ever Decreasing Circles 8.00 My Hero 8.40 As Time Goes By 9.20 Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads? 10.00 Last of the Summer Wine 12.00noon Open All Hours 12.40pm My Family 1.20 My Hero 2.00 Ever Decreasing Circles 2.40 Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads? 3.20 As Time Goes By 4.00 Last of the Summer Wine 6.00 My Family 6.40 Porridge

6.40

SKY 120 VIR118 F’VIEW F’SAT HD120/268 HD 178 24 117

7.00am Scrapheap Challenge 7.55 Home Shopping 8.10 American Pickers 9.00 Storage Hunters UK (HD) 10.00 American Pickers 12.00noon Lizard Lick Towing: Double bill. 1.00pm Top Gear: Double bill. 3.00 Jay Leno’s Garage 4.00 Steve Austin’s Broken Skull Challenge 5.00 Top Gear: A look at the Lamborghini Murcielago. 6.00 A road trip across Australia’s Northern Territory.

6.00am In Loving Memory 6.25 Heartbeat 7.30 Where the Heart Is 8.30 Wild at Heart 9.30-10.55 Judge Judy: Triple bill. (HD) 10.55 Road to Avonlea (HD) 11.55 The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes (HD) 1.05pm Heartbeat 2.10 Where the Heart Is 3.10 Wild at Heart 4.15 The Cruise Ship (HD) 4.50 Love Your Garden (HD) 5.55 Heartbeat: Windows of Opportunity.

6.00am Barcelona’s European Glory (HD) 6.10 Ax Men (HD) 6.50 Cash Cowboys (HD) 7.50 The Saint 8.55 Ironside 10.00 Minder 11.05 Ax Men (HD) 12.00noon Cycling: Tour Series (HD) 1.00pm Pawn Stars (HD) 1.30 LIVE ITV Racing: Day two of the May Festival from Chester. (HD) 4.00 Minder 5.00 The Sweeney 6.00 Cash Cowboys: An unusual Inuit carving is uncovered. (HD)

Porridge

4.00

Steve Austin’s…

7.00 Blue Bloods Baggage: 11/22. A bomb scare in a subway turns out to be the work of a famous street artist. (Series 5) (HD) 8.00 Making Attenborough’s Galapagos The making of the series. (HD)

9

9.00 Blindspot NEW EPISODE In Words, Drown I: 20/22. Zapata is thrown in jail with a dangerous Sandstorm operative. (Series 2) (HD)

9.00 Guerrilla NEW EPISODE 5/6. Kent’s actions have a disastrous effect upon the black community. (HD)

10

10.00 Scandal NEW EPISODE The Box: 13/16. Jake resorts to desperate measures. (Series 6) (HD)

10.00 The Trip to Spain SERIES FINALE 6/6. Steve and Rob reach Malaga. (Series 3) (HD)

11.00 Criminal Minds (HD) 12m’t Cold Case 1.00am The Catch (HD) 2.00 Sun, Sea and A&E 3.00 Chicago Fire 4.00 Border Security: Canada’s Front Line 5.00-6.00am Nothing to Declare

10.35 Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HD) 11.10 Silicon Valley (HD) 11.45 NEW Every Brilliant Thing (HD) 1.00am Guerrilla (HD) 2.00 The Borgias (HD) 3.00 Girls (HD) 4.10-6.00am The British (HD)

11.00 Peep Show 11.30 French and Saunders 1.00am Harry Hill’s TV Burp: Double bill. 2.00 Live at the Apollo 2.50 The League of Gentlemen 3.25-4.00am The Piglet Files

11.00 Taskmaster 12.00m’t Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish 1.00am Steve Austin’s Broken Skull Challenge (HD) 2.00 Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish 3.004.00am Lizard Lick Towing

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 122 140

+1 hour SKY 170

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 166 190

VIRGIN F’VIEW +1 hour SKY 211 214 79

PM

8 PM

PM

PM

Real Lives SKY VIRG 172 160 6.00am Motorway Patrol 6.30 Highway Patrol 7.00 Police Force: Australia 8.00 Obese: A Year to Save My Life USA 9.00 The Dog Whisperer 10.00 Monkey Business 11.00 Border Security: Australia’s Front Line 11.30 Border Security: Canada’s Front Line 12.00noon UK Border Force 1.00pm Police 10/7 2.00 Obese: A Year to Save My Life USA 3.00 60 Minute Makeover 4.00 Nothing to Declare 5.00 Border Security USA 6.00 Motorway Patrol 7.00 Police Force: Australia 8.00 Highway Patrol 9.00 Air Ambulance ER 10.00 Police Force: Australia 11.00 Sexcetera 1.00am Eurotrash: The Sexy Bits 2.00 Air Ambulance ER 3.00 Police 10/7 4.006.00am Highlights VIRG +1 hour SKY 173 207

86 TV&Satellite Week

Sky2 SKY VIRG 129 121 6.00am Andromeda 7.00 Motorway Patrol 8.009.30 Border Security: Canada’s Front Line 9.30 Customs UK 10.00 Police 10/7 11.00 The Dog Whisperer 12.00noon Robot Wars 1.00pm Ninja Warrior 2.00 Andromeda 3.00 Relic Hunter 4.00 Motorway Patrol 5.00 Stargate SG-1 6.00 Relic Hunter (Series 2) 7.00 Farscape (Series 1) 8.00 Police 10/7 9.00 NCIS: Los Angeles The Seventh Child: 19/24. (Series 7) 10.00 MacGyver Fish Scaler: 14/22. 11.00 Ross Kemp: Extreme World 12.00m’t Arrow 1.00am Brit Cops: Law & Disorder 2.00 Air Ambulance ER 3.00 Most Shocking 4.00 Robot Wars 5.006.00am Ninja Warrior

7.00 Top Gear Jeremy, Richard and James try to improve the ambulance, with each enhancing the one area they think could do with an overhaul. 8.00 QI XL Bill Bailey, Eddie Izzard, Danny Baker and Alan Davies answer Stephen Fry’s questions on the topic of house and home.

7.20 Citizen Khan Mr Khan has to take his mother-in-law shopping. 8.00 Not Going Out Encouraged by Lucy and Barbara, Lee tries speed-dating. 8.40 The Fast Show A brother and sister discuss the joys of living on the Isle of Man. 9.20 Mrs Brown’s Boys A hypnotist provides the entertainment at the triplets’ baptism.

9.00-11.00 Not Going Out Lucy tries to befriend posh new neighbours Toby and Anna. 9.40 Daisy wins a place on Pointless and Lee convinces her to take him as her partner. 10.20 Frank’s drinking becomes a problem.

10.00 Live at the Apollo Lee Mack hosts, with guest Sean Lock.

Pick SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 152 123 11 144

ITV4

SKY 119 VIR117 F’VIEW F’SAT HD119/263 HD 177 10 115

7.00 The Real A&E A 12-year-old footballer receives bad news. (HD) 7.30 A day at the beach ends in disaster when a tourist collapses. (HD) 8.00 America’s Next Top Model SERIES FINALE 15/15. The finalists shoot their magazine spread and walk a final catwalk show. (HD)

7

ITV3

SKY 111 VIRGIN 127 F’VIEW 12 HD111/246 HD 194

SKY VIRGIN 110 124

E! SKY 151 VIRG HD 151/239 156

7.00

Murder, She Wrote

7.00 Murder, She Wrote Ship of Thieves: Jessica goes on a cruise, and a fellow passenger’s murder presents her with a mystery to solve. (HD) 8.00 Midsomer Murders Blood on the Saddle: A land dispute leads to murder during a cowboy fair run by the Wild West Society of a Midsomer village. Guest stars Kenneth Cranham. (HD)

10.00 Law & Order: UK Broken: 1/7. Two children go on trial for killing a toddler, each blaming the other. Deborah Findlay guests. (Series 3) (HD) 11.00 Wire in the Blood 12.05am The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes (HD) 1.10-2.05am The Knock VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 193 174

8.00

The Chase Celebs…

7.00 Pawn Stars The arrival of one of the first books ever printed causes a stir. (HD) 7.30 The staff examine a Civil War gun. (HD) 8.00 The Chase: Celebrity Special Four celebrity contestants work as a team to take on quiz genius The Chaser. (HD) 9.00 FILM Unforgiven Western directed by and starring Clint Eastwood. A reformed killer is forced out of retirement to earn a living. With Gene Hackman. Includes FYI Daily at 10.00. (HD) (1992, 15, 130min) ★★★★★

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11.40 FILM The Client: Thriller starring Susan Sarandon. Includes FYI Daily at 12.40. (HD) (1994, 15, 121min) ★★★ 2.05-2.55am Fishing Impossible (HD)

F’SAT 116

Comedy Central

ITV Be

SKY 112 VIRG 132 HD 112/205 HD 181

SKY VIR 119 F’VIEW F’SAT 179 HD 179 26 118

SKY VIRGIN +1 hour 206 175

F’SAT 155

ITV Encore SKY 123 HD 123/269

6.00am Border Security: Canada’s Front Line 7.00 Border Patrol 8.00 Motorway Patrol 9.00 UK Border Force 10.00 Cold Case 11.00 Stargate Atlantis 12.00noon Highway Patrol 1.00pm Cold Case (Series 7) 2.00 Grey’s Anatomy 3.00 Nothing to Declare 4.00 Police Force: Australia 5.00 The Dog Whisperer 6.00 Monkey Life 7.00 Stargate Atlantis 8.00 Sanctuary 9.00 Britain’s Most Evil Killers NEW EDITION 10.00 The Hunt for the Shoe Rapist 11.00 Deep Undercover NEW EDITION 12.00m’t Police POV 1.00am Police 10/7 2.00 Most Shocking 3.00 Road Wars 4.00 Police Force: Australia 5.00-6.00am Motorway Patrol

7.00am News 8.00 News: Daily Pop 9.00am12.00noon Hollywood Medium with Tyler Henry 12.00noon News 1.00pm Hollywood Medium with Tyler Henry: Double bill. 3.00-7.00 Keeping Up with the Kardashians 7.00 News Showbiz news. 8.00 Wags Natalie chooses between her career and her relationship with Shaun. 9.00 Keeping Up with the Kardashians Double bill. 11.00 News 12.00m’t The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon NEW EDITION 1.00am Keeping Up with the Kardashians 1.30 Teleshopping 2.30 The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon 3.30 News 4.30-5.00am Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami

8.00am The Middle (HD) 9.00am The Only Way Is 9.00 The Fresh Prince Essexmas 2013 (HD) of Bel Air 10.00am10.00 Jerseylicious (HD) 1.00pm Friends (HD) 11.00 The Real Housewives of Atlanta 1.00pm Impractical Jokers (HD) 12.00noon Cupcake (HD) 2.00 Friends (HD) Wars (HD) 1.00pm 3.00-5.00 The Fresh Dinner Date (HD) 2.00 Prince of Bel Air 5.00Fixer Upper (HD) 7.00 Friends (HD) 3.00 The Real Housewives 7.00-9.00 Friends Backof Orange County (HD) to-back episodes. (HD) 4.00 The Real 9.00 FILM Mr. & Mrs. Housewives of New York Smith Comedy thriller City: Double bill. (HD) starring Brad Pitt and 6.00 Dinner Date (HD) Angelina Jolie. (2004, 7.00 Cupcake Wars 15, 120min) ★★★ NEW EDITION (HD) 11.00 Russell Howard’s 8.00 Dinner Date (HD) Stand Up Central (HD) 9.00 The Real Housewives 12.00m’t The Daily of Cheshire: The ladies’ Show NEW EDITION Talk glamorous trip to Dubai show. (HD) 12.30am continues. (HD) 10.00 South Park (HD) 1.30 Atlanta Plastic (HD) Impractical Jokers (HD) 11.00 The Millionaire 2.30 Wipeout USA (HD) Matchmaker (HD) 3.25 The Fresh Prince 12.00m’t-12.55am The of Bel Air 4.15-5.00am Jeremy Kyle Show USA Two and a Half Men (HD)

6.00am Kavanagh QC 7.25 Peak Practice 8.20 The Chief 9.25 Always and Everyone 10.20 Heartbeat 11.35 Lillie 12.45pm Kavanagh QC (HD) 2.25 Peak Practice 3.30 Heartbeat 4.45 The Chief 5.45 Always and Everyone 6.50 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot Wasp’s Nest: Hastings’ new interest in photography helps Poirot solve a mystery. (HD) 9.00 Vera Muddy Waters: A body is dredged up from a slurry pit on a remote farm. (HD) 11.00 The Halcyon (HD) 12.05am Harlots 1.10 Kavanagh QC (HD) 2.35 Band of Gold 3.30 The Chief 4.25 Always and Everyone 5.205.30am Drama Trails

F’SAT +1 hour SKY 163 145

+1 hour SKY 229

VIRG +1 hour SKY 127 133

SKY +1 hour 208

SKY VIRG F’SAT +1 hour 207 120 119

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11 May Alibi

SKY 114 VIRGIN 135 HD 114/201 HD 165

9.00

Space Station 76

6.10am Countryside 999 7.00 My Dream Home 8.00 The Hotel Inspector 9.00 Motorway Cops: A Traffic Cops Special – Fatal Consequences 10.00 The Bill 11.00 Tipping Point: Double bill. 1.00pm Hairy Bikers’ Best of British 2.00 MasterChef USA 3.00 The Hotel Inspector 4.00 CSI: NY: Creatures of the Night: 2/23. (HD) 5.00 American Dreamers: 3/23. (Series 1) (HD) 6.00 Tipping Point

9.00

John Bishop…

6.00am CSI: Miami (HD) 7.00 Teleshopping 8.00 CSI: Miami (HD) 10.00am2.00pm Law & Order: Back-to-back episodes. (HD) 2.00-7.00pm NCIS: Back-toback episodes of the crime drama, including at: 5.00 Witness: 14/23. A woman claims to have witnessed a murder. (HD) 6.00 Caught on Tape: 15/23. A Marine’s dead body is found at the bottom of a cliff. (Series 2) (HD)

9.00

7.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation Chain of Command – Part Two: 11/26. The Cardassians torture Picard to make him reveal information. 8.00 Ship in a Bottle: 12/26. Professor Moriarty returns to wreak havoc aboard the Enterprise. Guest stars Stephanie Beacham. (Series 6)

7.00 My Dream Home NEW EDITION 6/10. Drew and Jonathan Scott help a couple who are seeking a sprawling suburban home. 8.00 Supernanny US Jo Frost visits the home of Jen Bowersock, who is convinced her two daughters hate her.

7.00 NCIS An Eye for an Eye: 17/23. Two human eyeballs are sent to a petty officer’s home. (Series 2) (HD)

9.00 Quantico NEW EPISODE FALLENORACLE: 12/22. The recruits break into the NSA. (Series 2) (HD)

9.00 FILM Space Station 76 Sci-fi comedy starring Patrick Wilson and Liv Tyler. A new arrival at a space station stirs up tensions among the crew, distracting them from an incoming asteroid. (2014, 15, 90min) ★★★

11.00 FILM Diamond Dogs: Action adventure. (2007, 15, 94min) ★★ 1.00am Buffy the Vampire Slayer 3.00-6.00am Star Trek: The Next Generation: Triple bill.

SKY VIRGIN +1 hour 226 130

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 194 136

Sky Arts SKY 121 VIRGIN 122 HD 121/223 HD 206 6.00am Highlights 8.00 Tales of the Unexpected 9.00 Discovering: Walter Matthau (HD) 10.00 Landscape Artist of the Year 2016 (HD) 11.00 Saint-Saens & Schubert: Bertrand 12.30pm Roland Petit’s Le Rendez-Vous 1.00 Tales of the Unexpected 2.00 Auction (HD) 3.00 Too Young to Die (HD) 4.00 Landscape Artist of the Year 2016 (HD) 5.00 Tales of the Unexpected 6.00 Discovering: Shirley MacLaine (HD)

10.30 Baskets

8.00

Auction

7.00 Tate Britain’s Great British Walks Actor Richard E Grant explores sites made famous by John Constable. (HD)

8.00 Major Crimes The Deep End: 8/19. A young Latino intruder is killed after entering the home of a Olympic swimming coach. (Series 2) (HD)

7.00 NCIS Lockdown: 5/24. Abby finds herself trapped when armed men storm a pharmaceutical laboratory and hold everyone hostage. (HD) 8.00 Viral: 6/24. The notorious Tri-State Sniper appears to have claimed another victim when a petty officer is shot dead in a park. (Series 13) (HD)

9.00 John Bishop: In Conversation with Meera Syal NEW EDITION 9/10. An interview with the actress and comedienne.

9.00 Chicago Justice NEW EPISODE Double Helix: A double murder seems to be the work of an imprisoned serial killer. (HD)

9.00 American Dad! The family heads to the Big Apple. (HD) 9.30 Family Guy Peter forces Chris to spend time with Brian. (HD)

10.00 EastEnders As shown on BBC1. (HD)

10.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Weak: 9/23. Benson and Stabler investigate a series of rapes. (Series 6) (HD)

11.20 Tipping Point 12.20am MasterChef Australia 1.20-3.00am Code Black

11.00pm-2.00am Law & Order: Special Victims Unit: Triple bill. (HD) 2.00am Law & Order (HD) 4.006.00am Numb3rs (HD)

10.00 American Dad! (HD) 10.30 Baskets NEW EPISODE 5/10. Chip babysits his twin brother’s children. (HD) 11.00 Family Guy (HD) 12.00m’t Samurai Jack NEW EPISODE (Series 5) (HD) 12.30am Rick and Morty (HD) 1.00-3.00 American Dad! (HD) 3.00 Family Guy (HD) 4.00-5.00am American Dad! (HD)

9.00 The Legacy NEW EPISODE 7/9. Frederik defends the family against the charges brought by the youths, while Signe is forced to confront some locals. Subtitled. (Series 3) (HD) 10.15 Sensitive Skin 3/6. Davina clears out Al’s old clothes. (Series 2) (HD)

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 213 131

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 150 138

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 165 158

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11.00 Rizzoli & Isles (HD) 11.55 Murdoch Mysteries (HD) 1.55am Sue Thomas: F.B.Eye (Series 2) 2.454.00am The Closer (HD)

8.00am Burn Notice (HD) 9.00 The Closer: Double bill. (HD) 11.00 Leverage: Double bill. (HD) 1.00pm NCIS: Double bill. (HD) 3.00 The Closer: The Life: 13/15. (HD) 4.00 Make Over: 14/15. (Series 5) (HD) 5.00 Leverage: The Snow Job: 9/13. The team tries to help a National Guard soldier. (HD) 6.00 The12-Step Job: 10/13. The team cons a man with an embezzling addiction into entering rehab. (Series 1) (HD)

Chicago Justice

7.00 Father Brown The Shadow of the Scaffold: A convicted killer is given a temporary reprieve and begs Father Brown to help prove her innocence. (HD) 8.00 Rizzoli & Isles Living Proof: 2/15. A pregnant woman serving as a surrogate is murdered. (Series 2)

10.00 Death in Paradise 2/8. A nun is found dead in a smoke-filled bedroom. (Series 2) (HD)

FOX SKY 124 VIRGIN 157 HD 124/188 HD 199

10.40 Gavin & Stacey Smithy worries about seeing Nessa again.

8.00 Auction NEW EDITIONS 7/11. Featuring timepieces by Thomas Tompion. (HD) 8.30 8/11. A collection of 19th-century art. (HD)

CBS Action

CBS Drama

4Seven

5USA

5STAR

True Ent

Drama

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 149 197 71 134

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9.00am Access 9.10 The Mysteries of Laura 10.00 Law & Order 12.00noon CSI 1.00pm NCIS 2.00 Rookie Blue 3.00 The Mysteries of Laura: Love and Murder 4.00 Law & Order 6.00 CSI: NY 7.00 NCIS Jack Knife: 15/24. An Iraq war veteran asks Gibbs to investigate the killing of a former Marine. 8.00 Mother’s Day: 16/24. Gibbs’s former mother-in-law surfaces as a witness in a murder investigation. (Series 7) 9.00 Chicago Fire A Heavy Weight: 19/22. (Series 2) 10.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Double bill. (Series 4) 12.00m’t Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior 1.00am CSI: NY 3.004.00am Chicago PD

8.00am Access 8.10 That ’70s Show 8.35 Dance Moms 10.15 8 Simple Rules 11.10 My Wife and Kids 12.05pm Gilmore Girls 1.00 Dance Moms 2.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 3.00 Neighbours 3.30 Home and Away 4.00 Dance Moms 5.00 My Wife and Kids: Double bill. 6.00 Neighbours 6.30 Home and Away 7.00 Dance Moms 9.00 Baby Ballroom NEW EDITION 3/8. Strictly star Kristina Rihanoff holds a workshop at the school. 10.00 On Benefits: Life on the Dole 11.00 South Park 12.30am The Magicians 1.30 Wife Slayer: Countdown to Murder 2.30 When Kids Kill: Catfish Killer 3.25 That ’70s Show 3.50-4.00am Access

6.00am The Waltons 7.00 Little House on the Prairie 8.00 The Waltons 10.00 Little House on the Prairie 11.00 Roots 1.00pm Danielle Steel’s Message from Nam: 1/2. 3.00 Carnal Innocence: Romantic thriller. 5.00 Murder, She Wrote 6.00 Touched by an Angel 7.00 M*A*S*H Double bill. 8.00 The Avengers 9.00 The Man from Uncle The Deadly Goddess Affair: 17/30. Solo and Kuryakin attempt to intercept important Thrush documents. 10.00 The Birds and Bees Affair: 18/30. Solo and Kuryakin are sent to Uncle in Geneva. (Series 2) 11.00 Taggart 12.30am M*A*S*H 1.00-3.00am FILM High Noon: Western. (2000, PG, 95min) ★★

7.10am The Bill 8.00 Pie in the Sky 9.00 Bergerac 10.00 All Creatures Great and Small 11.00 The Bill 1.00pm Last of the Summer Wine 1.40 Waiting for God 2.20 Birds of a Feather 3.00 Boon 4.00 Bergerac 5.00 All Creatures Great and Small 6.00 Waiting for God 6.40 Last of the Summer Wine 7.20 Keeping Up Appearances 8.00 Hetty Wainthropp Investigates (Series 3) 9.00 New Tricks Couldn’t Organise One: A case involving Sandra’s father is reopened. 10.00 Ducking and Diving: The team reopens a murder case from 17 years previously. 11.20 Birds of a Feather 12.00m’t The Bill 1.00am Pie in the Sky 2.00 The Agatha Christie Hour 2.50-4.00am Boon

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9.00am Bonanza 10.00 9.00am Come Dine with Me (HD) 9.30 Extreme Matlock 11.00 JAG Cake Makers (HD) 10.00 12.00noon Judge Judy Four in a Bed (HD) 1.00pm The Streets of 10.30 Couples Come San Francisco (Series 4) Dine with Me (HD) 11.30 2.00 Bonanza 3.00 Posh Pawnbrokers (HD) Matlock 4.00 Judge Judy 12.30pm Location, 5.00 Dr Quinn: Medicine Location, Location (HD) Woman 6.00 MacGyver 2.30-5.00 Come Dine with 7.00 JAG Recovery: Me (HD) 5.00 Ramsay’s 19/22. Harm and Meg Hotel Hell: Double bill. investigate the death (HD) 7.00 World’s Most of a pilot. (Series 1) Expensive Cars (HD) 8.00-10.00 Judge Judy 8.00 Posh Pawn (HD) Back-to-back editions 9.00 Confessions of of real-life small-claims a Junior Doctor (HD) cases, presided over 10.00 Obsessive by former New York Compulsive Cleaners (HD) judge Judy Sheindlin. 11.05 Millionaires’ Mansions: 10.00 Bad Girls Common Designing Britain’s Most Criminal: 9/16. A posh Exclusive Homes (HD) new inmate arrives at 12.05am Gogglebox Larkhall and is not too (HD) 1.05 The Island impressed with the living with Bear Grylls (HD) arrangements. (Series 3) 2.00 Walking Through 11.05 Cheaters 1.00am Time (HD) 2.55 Ramsay’s Judge Judy 2.00 Cops Kitchen Nightmares 3.00 MacGyver 4.00USA 4.30-5.00am 5.00am Bonanza Food Unwrapped (HD)

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SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 190 186 55 132

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10.50 Sensitive Skin (HD) 11.25 FILM Finding Vivian Maier (HD) (2013, 12, 84min) ★★★★ 1.00am The Legacy (HD) 2.15 Dag (HD) 2.45 Guitar Star (HD) 3.45 Milos: Heartstrings (HD) 5.00-6.00am Darbar Festival 2015 (HD)

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 148 192 64 137 9.00am NCIS: Double bill. 11.00 Diagnosis Murder 12.00noon Gunsmoke 1.00pm Bonanza 2.00 CSI: Miami 3.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 4.00 Mission: Impossible 5.00 JAG 6.00 NCIS 7.00 Diagnosis Murder 8.00 Walker, Texas Ranger Rookie: 27/27. A rookie officer goes undercover as a drug dealer. (Series 5) 9.00 NCIS: Los Angeles Disorder: 11/24. The agents investigate a shoot-out. (Series 2) 10.00 CSI: Miami The Best Defence: 5/24. The team investigates a shooting. (Series 2) 11.00 Mission: Impossible 12.00m’t-2.45am NCIS 2.45am Bonanza 3.45 Walker, Texas Ranger 4.35-6.00am The Streets of San Francisco

Thursday

Quantico

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SKY 109 VIRGIN 125 HD 109/245 HD 191

6.00am Star Trek: Voyager: Double bill. (Series 6) 8.00 Teleshopping 11.00am2.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation: Triple bill. 2.00pm Star Trek: Voyager: Double bill. (Series 6) 4.00 Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Double bill. (Series 3) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation: Chain of Command – Part One: 10/26. Picard embarks on an espionage mission. (Series 6)

7.10am Murdoch Mysteries (HD) 9.00 Rizzoli & Isles (HD) 10.00 Castle (HD) 11.00 Sue Thomas: F.B.Eye 12.00noon Father Brown (HD) 1.00pm New Tricks 3.00 Castle (HD) 4.00 Sue Thomas: F.B.Eye (Series 2) 5.00 New Tricks: Objects of Desire: Sandra is reunited with an old flame. 6.00 The Gentleman Vanishes: The team probes the mystery of a missing scientist.

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Syfy

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Thursday

TV&Satellite Week 87


THURSDAY AMC SKY 192 HD 192/276

Thursday

Programmes start at 5pm.

5.00pm FILM The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill, but Came Down a Mountain Period comedy drama starring Hugh Grant, Tara Fitzgerald and Ian Hart. (1995, PG, 99min) ★★★ 6.55 Rectify Physics: 6/8. Janet tells Daniel they have had an offer on the store. 7.50 Happy Unburdening: 7/8. Daniel opens up about a horrific experience. (Series 4) 9.00 FILM Cinderella Man Boxing biopic starring Russell Crowe and Renée Zellweger. (2005, 12, 144min) ★★★★ 11.50 FILM Redbelt: Martial-arts action drama. (2008, 15, 95min) ★★★ 1.55am FILM Stealing Harvard: Comedy. (2002, 12, 82min) ★★ 3.305.30am Rectify (Series 4)

Good Food SKY 133 VIRG 278 HD 133/255 HD 280

Entertainment & Lifestyle

CBS Reality

Challenge

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SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT 46 146 145 139

9.00am Judge Judy 9.50 Hoarders 10.45 Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction? 11.40 Unsolved Mysteries 12.35-3.10pm Judge Judy 3.10 Hoarders 4.05 Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction? 5.05-7.00 Judge Judy: Back-to-back editions. 7.00 Medical Detectives How investigators use science to solve crimes. 8.00 Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction? Anthology mystery. 9.00 Cold Blood The dismembered body of a woman is found floating in several plastic bags. 10.00 The investigation leading to the capture of the Gainesville Ripper. 11.00 Medical Detectives 12.00m’t Crime Stories 1.00am Cold Blood 3.00 Teleshopping 4.00-6.00am Cops: Back-to-back editions. SKY VIRG F’VIEW FSAT 136 67 147 201

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DMax

Comedy Central Extra SKY VIRGIN 128 182

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9.00am Malcolm in the Middle: Double bill. 10.00 The Middle: Double bill. 11.00 Two and a Half Men: Double bill. 12.00noon Wipeout USA 1.00pm The Fresh Prince of Bel Air: Double bill. 2.00 The Middle: Double bill. 3.00 Impractical Jokers: Double bill. 4.00-6.00 Bob’s Burgers: Back-to-back editions. 6.00 The Fresh Prince of Bel Air: Double bill. 7.00 The Fresh Prince of Bel Air 8.00 Bob’s Burgers 10.00 South Park 11.00 The Fresh Prince of Bel Air 12.00m’t Friends: Double bill. 1.00am Teachers 1.30 Jeff & Some Aliens 2.00 Chris Ramsey Live: All Growed Up 3.00 Punk’d: Jersey Shore Special 3.20 The Daily Show 3.45 Billy on the Street 4.10 TripTank 4.30 Malcolm in the Middle: Double bill. 5.156.00am Friends: Double bill.

6.00am Operation Repo 7.00 Overhaulin’ 9.00 Chop Shop 10.00 Too Cute! 11.00 Animal Cops Houston 1.00pm Bear Grylls: Born Survivor 2.00 What Could Possibly Go Wrong? 3.00 Mythbusters 5.00 What Could Possibly Go Wrong? 6.00 Mythbusters 7.00 Mythbusters Three car stunts from Hollywood. 8.00 America’s Worst Tattoos 9.00 The Loch Ness Monster Revealed A look at theories concerning the creature. 10.00 Kingdig Customs Dave’s reputation may be at risk as the shop prepares for the biggest show of the year. 11.00 Deadliest Catch 2.00am Custom My Ride 3.00 American Chopper 3.50 Operation Repo 4.40 American Chopper 5.306.00am Operation Repo

6.00-7.45am Barefoot Contessa 7.45 Anna Olson: Fresh 8.40 The Healthy Gourmet 9.10-11.00 The Pioneer Woman 11.00 Country Show Cook Off 12.00noon Poh & Co NEW EDITIONS Double bill. 1.00pm Jamie at Home 2.00 Jamie Does Stockholm 3.00 The Pioneer Woman 4.00 Country Show Cook Off 5.00 Chopped Junior 6.00 Jamie Does Venice 7.00 Jamie at Home 8.00 Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives Double bill. 9.00 Man v Food Double bill. 10.00 Restaurant: Impossible The Pinehurst Country Lodge in Greeley, Pennsylvania. 11.00 Mystery Diners 12.00m’t Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 1.00am Restaurant: Impossible 2.00-3.00am Mystery Diners: Double bill.

VIRG +1 hour SKY 164 180

+1 hour SKY 159

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SKY +1 hour 250

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Lifetime SKY 156 VIRG 208 HD 156/236 HD 209

Quest SKY 144

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VIRG F’VIEW 215 38

7.00am Custom Built (HD) 8.00 Disaster Decks (HD) 9.00-11.00 Judge Judy (HD) 11.00 Hardcore Pawn (HD) 12.00noon My Ghost Story: Caught on Camera (HD) 1.00pm Disaster Decks (HD) 2.00 Judge Judy (HD) 3.00 The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (HD) 4.00 Dance Moms (HD) 5.00 Little Women: Atlanta (HD) 6.00 Hardcore Pawn (HD) 7.00-9.00 Judge Judy (HD) 9.00 Britain’s Next Top Model NEW EDITION A swimwear shoot on a catamaran. 10.00 Project Runway NEW EDITION 13/16. A high-fashion look inspired by Austin, Texas. 11.00 Vivica’s Black Magic 12.00m’t Britain’s Next Top Model 1.00am Project Runway 2.00 Vivica’s Black Magic 3.00-4.00am Dance Moms (HD)

6.00am On Coarse with Dean Macey 6.20 Mainstream with Matt Hayes 7.10 Giro d’Italia Highlights 8.00-10.00 How It’s Made 10.00 Wheeler Dealers 11.00 Chasing Classic Cars: Double bill. 12.00noon Mighty Planes 1.00pm SOS: Coast Guard Rescue 2.00 Wheeler Dealers 3.00 Outback Truckers 4.00 Salvage Hunters 5.00 Food Factory 6.00 Cars That Rock with Brian Johnson 7.00 Flight 370: Missing Links 8.00 Salvage Hunters 9.00 Classic Car Rescue 10.00 Giro d’Italia Highlights The best bits from Stage 6. 11.00 You Have Been Warned 12.00m’t Wheeler Dealers 1.00am What’s My Car Worth? 2.00 Destroyed in Seconds 3.00 Fifth Gear 4.00 Overhaulin’ 5.006.00am Chop Shop

6.00am Cake Boss 6.25 Homes Under the Hammer 7.10 Animal Cops Philadelphia 8.00 Animal Cops Houston 9.00 Bondi Vet 10.00 Extreme Couponing 11.00 Homes Under the Hammer 1.00-3.00pm Say Yes to the Dress 3.00 Cake Boss 4.00 Animal Cops Houston 5.00 Bondi Vet 6.00 Long Island Medium 7.00 Airport: Below Zero 8.00 Say Yes to the Dress 9.00 Paranormal Lockdown with Nick Groff NEW EDITION Monroe Demon House. 10.00 The Demon Files NEW EDITION 11.00 FBI Case Files 12.00m’t FBI Files 1.00am Scorned: Crimes of Passion 2.00 True Crime with Aphrodite Jones 3.00 FBI Files 4.00 Animal Cops Philadelphia 4.50 Homes Under the Hammer 5.35-6.00am Cake Boss

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VIRG +1 hour SKY 195 173

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6.00am Thinking Tackle 7.00 Fishing Gurus 8.00 Total Fishing with Matt Hayes 9.00 Hardcore Pawn 10.00 You Have Been Warned 11.00 Tanked: Unfiltered 12.00noon Treehouse Masters 1.00pm Fast N’ Loud Revved Up 3.00 Misfit Garage 4.00 Wheeler Dealers 5.00 Hillbilly Handfishin’ 6.00 Tanked 7.00 Tanked An aquarium based on a motor home. 8.00 Wheeler Dealers A 56-year-old Citroen 2CV. 9.00 Hardcore Pawn Double bill of the series. 10.00 Tanked: Unfiltered A 57,000-gallon tank for a church is completed. 11.00 Wheeler Dealers 12.00m’t Moonshiners 1.00am Mermaids: The New Evidence 2.00 Marooned with Ed Stafford 3.00 Overhaulin’ 3.50 Fast N’ Loud 4.40 Hooked 5.30-6.00am Shedheads

88 TV&Satellite Week

Sony Channel SKY VIRGIN 193 157

Spike SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT 31 141 160 154

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TLC SKY 125 VIRG 167 HD 125/234 HD 168

SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT 17 160 155 129 6.00am Helicopter Heroes 7.00 Home Shopping 8.00 Homes Under the Hammer 9.00 Escape to the Country 10.00 Helicopter Heroes 11.00 Ghost Adventures 12.00noon Most Haunted 1.00pm Homes Under the Hammer 2.00 Escape to the Country 3.00 DIY SOS 4.00 RIP Files 5.00 Ghost Adventures 6.00 Secret Eaters 7.00 Escape to the Country A property search in the Worcestershire countryside. 8.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build 9.00 Embarrassing Bodies 10.00 Cold Justice NEW EDITION Detectives investigate the murder of a South Carolina couple. 11.00 Harold Shipman: Catching Dr Death 12.00m’t Cold Justice 1.00am The Body in the Lake: Countdown to Murder 2.00 Home Shopping 4.00 Cheaters 5.25-6.00am Passport Patrol

TruTV SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT 68 154 212 186

7.00am Hustle (Series 5) 8.00am-12.00noon Ghost Hunters International 12.00noon Law & Order 2.00pm FILM Stepmom: Emotional drama. (1998, 12, 121min) ★★★ 4.35 Ghosts in My Home 5.00 Law & Order: Double bill. (Series 15) 7.00 Law & Order Dining Out: 18/24. A celebrity chef is suspected of killing a TV executive. (Series 15) 8.00 Hustle (Series 5) 9.00 The Night Shift The Thing with Feathers: 2/13. TC and Scott continue their work to save the lives of two car crash victims. (Series 3) 10.00 Saving Hope (Series 5) 11.00 Orange Is the New Black 12.15am Hot in Cleveland 12.45 Hustle 1.45 Drop Dead Diva 2.50 Hustle 3.50-4.00am Sony Movie News Extra: Film news.

9.00am Access 9.10 Criminals: Caught on Camera 9.45 The Railways That Built Britain with Chris Tarrant 10.45 Police Interceptors 12.45pm FILM El Paso: Western. (1949, PG, 103min) ★★ 2.55 FILM The Great Sioux Massacre: Western. (1965, U, 91min) ★★ 5.00 The Railways That Built Britain with Chris Tarrant 6.00 Police Interceptors: Double bill. 8.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away Paul, Steve and Ben make a shocking discovery. 9.00 A tenant in rent arrears barricades her front door. 10.00 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Alex calls in an eviction specialist. 11.00 The X-Files: Kaddish: 15/24. (Series 4) 12.00m’t Helix NEW EPISODE 1.00am Transporter: The Series 2.00-3.00am 19-2

6.00am Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta (HD) 7.00 Gypsy Brides US (HD) 8.00 The Little Couple (HD) 9.00 Say Yes to the Dress (HD) 10.00 Lottery Changed My Life (HD) 11.00 Cake Boss (HD) 12.00noon Toddlers & Tiaras (HD) 1.00pm Gypsy Sisters (HD) 2.00 Cake Boss (HD) 3.00 I Found the Gown (HD) 4.00 Say Yes to the Dress: Bridesmaids (HD) 5.00 The Real Housewives of New Jersey (HD) 6.00 Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta (HD) 7.00 Say Yes to the Dress (HD) 8.00 Cake Boss (HD) 9.00 My 600lb Life NEW EDITION (HD) 10.00 My Extreme Excess Skin NEW EDITION (HD) 11.00 Hoarding: Buried Alive (HD) 12.00m’t Cake Boss (HD) 1.00am My 600lb Life (HD) 2.00 My Extreme Excess Skin (HD) 3.00-6.00am Highlights

6.00-10.00am Psychic Detectives 10.00 Paranormal Survivor 12.00noon Ghost Hunters 2.00pm A Stranger in My Home 4.00-7.00 Snapped: Women Who Kill 7.00 Hardcore Pawn: Chicago A customer tries to sell a bag full of valuable diamonds. 7.30 A customer tries to sell her son’s classic comic books. 8.00 Snapped: Killerpost A woman who used social media to threaten the woman who was seeing her boyfriend. 9.00 A naive girl disappears after accepting a suspicious friend request on social media. 10.00 Hardcore Pawn: Chicago A Russian tycoon wants to partner with the brothers. 10.30 Randy and Wayne visit a flea market. 11.00 RuPaul’s Drag Race 12.30am Psychic Detectives 1.00-2.00am Ink Master

+1 hour SKY 181

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VIRG +1 hour SKY 154 169

+1 hour SKY 271

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Really

Quest Red

VIRG F’VIEW 172 37

7.00am Homes Under the Hammer 8.00 Flog It! 9.00 Bargain Hunt 10.00 The Victorian Kitchen Garden 10.30 Home Front in the Garden 11.00 Escape to the Country 12.00noon Homes Under the Hammer 1.00pm DIY SOS: The Big Build 3.00 Flog It! 4.00 Homes Under the Hammer 5.00 The Victorian Kitchen Garden 5.30 Home Front in the Garden 6.00 Bargain Hunt: In Somerset. 7.00 MasterChef Australia 8.00 Selling Houses Australia 9.00 Escape to the Country A country house in north Wales. 10.00 Storage Hunters UK 11.00 Homes Under the Hammer 12.00m’t Escape to the Country 1.00am You Deserve This House 2.00 Flog It! 3.00-4.00am Bargain Hunt: As 6.00pm.

Shed

SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT 41 148 248 291

6.00am Golden Balls 7.00 Dale’s Supermarket Sweep 8.00 Catchphrase 8.30 Bruce’s Price Is Right 9.00 The Chase 10.00 Family Fortunes 11.00 Dale’s Supermarket Sweep 11.30 Bruce’s Price Is Right 12.00noon Wheel of Fortune 1.00pm Catchphrase 2.00 Pointless 3.00 The Chase USA 4.00 Total Wipeout: Physical game show. 5.00 The Chase 6.00 The Crystal Maze: Game show. 7.00-10.00 The Chase Triple bill of the general knowledge quiz hosted by Bradley Walsh. 10.00 Classic Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Chris Tarrant presents a classic edition of the quiz show. 11.00 Bullseye 12.00m’t The Chase 2.00am Pointless 3.00-5.00 Bullseye 5.006.00am Golden Balls

6.10am Highlights 11.30 Jamie’s Money Saving Meals (HD) 12.00noon The Great British Bake Off Masterclass (HD) 1.00pm MasterChef (HD) 1.30 Destination Flavour Japan (HD) 2.00 You Gotta Eat Here (HD) 3.00 James Martin’s Food Map of Britain (HD) 3.30 Raymond Blanc’s Kitchen Secrets (HD) 4.00 Food & Drink (HD) 4.30 Jamie’s Money Saving Meals (HD) 5.00 The Hairy Bikers: Mums Know Best (HD) 6.00 MasterChef (HD) 6.30 Destination Flavour Japan (HD) 7.00 You Gotta Eat Here (HD) 8.00 James Martin’s Food Map of Britain (HD) 8.30 Raymond Blanc’s Kitchen Secrets (HD) 9.00 Food & Drink (HD) 9.30 Jamie’s Money Saving Meals (HD) 10.00 The Great British Bake Off Masterclass (HD) 11.00 MasterChef (HD) 12.00m’t-6.00am Highlights

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Food Network

YourTV SKY 199

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7.00-9.00am Corrupt Crimes 9.00 Quincy ME 11.00am2.00pm Bones: Triple bill. 2.00pm Shark 3.00-6.00 Snapped: Women Who Kill 6.00 Trace Evidence: The Case Files of Dr Henry Lee 7.00 Trace Evidence: The Case Files of Dr Henry Lee Childhood friends accuse each other of murder after a body is discovered. 8.00 Justice By Any Means 9.00pm-12.00m’t Bones The Perfect Pieces in the Purple Pond: 5/26. An institutionalised Zack Addy helps find a human head. 10.00 The Crank in the Shaft: 6/26. An office manager is found murdered. 11.00 The He in the She: 7/26. A badly decomposed torso is found. (Series 4) 12.00m’t Dark Minds 1.00am Justice By Any Means 2.003.00am Trace Evidence: The Case Files of Dr Henry Lee


Discovery

Nat Geographic

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6.00am Misfit Garage (HD) 7.00 Alaskan Bush People (HD) 8.00 Tanked (HD) 9.00 Mythbusters (HD) 10.00 Fast N’ Loud (HD) 12.00noon Overhaulin’ (HD) 1.00pm Street Outlaws (HD) 2.00 Alaskan Bush People (HD) 3.00 Yukon Men (HD) 4.00 Gold Divers (HD) 5.00 Mythbusters (HD) 6.00 Wheeler Dealers: Mike is ecstatic when he snaps up a cult VW Corrado coupé. (HD)

6.00am Meet the Penguins (HD) 7.00 Guardians of Rescue (HD) 8.00 The Zoo (HD) 9.00 Wildest India (HD) 10.00 Alaskan Bush People (HD) 11.00 Pit Bulls & Parolees (HD) 12.00noon Safari Park Adventure (HD) 1.00pm Animal Cops Philadelphia (HD) 3.00 Treehouse Masters: Out on a Limb (HD) 4.00 Wildest Latin America (HD) 5.00 Alaska: The Last Frontier (HD) 6.00 Railroad Alaska (HD)

Deadliest Catch

10.00 Animal Cops…

8.00am Supercars: The Porsche 911. (HD) 9.00 Seconds from Disaster (HD) 10.00 Air Crash Investigation (HD) 11.00 Ultimate Airport Dubai (HD) 12.00noon Extreme Mechanics Alaska (HD) 1.00pm Yukon Gold (HD) 2.00 Wicked Tuna (HD) 3.00 Air Crash Investigation (HD) 4.00 Supercar Megabuild (HD) 5.00 Strippers: Cars for Cash (HD) 6.00 Origins: The Journey of Humankind (HD)

9.00

History SKY 529 VIRGIN HD 529/545 270

Wicked Tuna

6.00-7.10am Pawn Stars (HD) 7.10 American Pickers (HD) 9.00-11.00 Storage Wars: Four editions. (HD) 11.00 Counting Cars (HD) 12.00noon Pawn Stars (HD) 1.00pm Forged in Fire (HD) 2.00 Storage Wars (HD) 3.00 Hunting Hitler (HD) 4.00 Ancient Top Ten (HD) 5.00 Forged in Fire (HD) 6.00 American Pickers: The guys find themselves in Studebaker heaven. (HD)

10.00 Iron & Fire

Yesterday SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT 19 159 537 245 6.00am Find My Past 7.10 Secrets of the Bible 8.00 The World at War 9.00 Secrets of War 10.00 Antiques Roadshow 11.00 Secrets of the Bible 12.00noon The World at War 1.00pm Secrets of War 2.00 Abandoned Engineering 3.00 Goodnight Sweetheart 3.40 Open All Hours 5.00 Secrets of the Bible 6.00 The World at War: Churchill’s plan to force a way through Italy.

9.30

Steptoe and Son

9.00am Human Universe (HD) 10.00 Light and Dark (HD) 11.00 The Brain with David Eagleman (HD) 12.00noon The Life of Mammals 1.00pm Human Universe (HD) 2.00 The Nine Months that Made You: As shown at 8.00pm. (HD) 3.00 The Brain with David Eagleman (HD) 4.00 Light and Dark (HD) 5.00 The Life of Mammals 6.00 The Brain with David Eagleman (HD)

10.00 Light and Dark

7.00 Fast N’ Loud Revved Up Classic car specialists Richard Rawlings and Aaron Kaufman acquire a 1931 Model A to restore. (HD) 8.00 Gold Rush A month into the season, and Todd’s gamble of moving to Oregon may be paying off. (HD)

7.00 Dr Jeff: Rocky Mountain Vet NEW EDITION Following the work of maverick Denver vet Dr Jeff Young and his staff. (HD) 8.00 Dr Jeff and his team are faced with saving a dog that goes into cardiac arrest shortly after arriving at the clinic. (HD)

7.00 Air Crash Investigation An insight into what caused a Flash Airlines flight to plummet into the Red Sea in January 2004. (HD) 8.00 Car SOS NEW EDITION Fuzz and Tim restore a former soldier’s army truck that has been used as a farm vehicle for 60 years. (HD)

7.00 American Pickers The guys find themselves in dangerous territory when they pick the collection of a Harley enthusiast. (HD) 8.00 Counting Cars Mike customises his Smart car. (HD) 8.30 Ryan works on a secret project. (HD)

9.00 Deadliest Catch NEW EDITION Following life aboard ship in the Alaskan crab-fishing fleet. (HD)

9.00 I Survived an Animal Attack The harrowing stories of individuals who have been viciously attacked by wild animals. (HD)

9.00 Wicked Tuna NEW EDITION Some captains do not intend to follow traditional rules. (HD)

9.00 Forged in Fire NEW EDITION Four bladesmiths harvest the steel from a golf club to forge a signature blade.

10.00 Faking It: Tears of a Crime: The case of Karen Matthews. (HD) 11.00 Street Outlaws (HD) 12.00m’t Deadliest Catch (HD) 1.00am Street Outlaws (HD) 2.00 Moonshiners (HD) 3.00 Faking It: Tears of a Crime (HD) 3.50 Deadliest Catch (HD) 4.40 Mythbusters (HD) 5.30-6.00am How It’s Made: Underwater robots. (HD)

10.00 Animal Cops Houston Investigating allegations of neglect at an animal sanctuary.

10.00 Yukon Gold Rainfall at Moose Creek puts a search in jeopardy. (HD)

10.00 Iron & Fire NEW EDITIONS Double bill. (HD)

11.00 Bondi Vet (HD) 1.00am Pit Bulls & Parolees (HD) 3.00 Cuban Shark (HD) 3.50 Bondi Vet (HD) 4.40 My Cat from Hell (HD) 5.30-6.00am E-Vets: The Interns (HD)

11.00 Air Crash Investigation (HD) 12.00m’t Nazi Weird War Two (HD) 1.00am WW2 Hell Under the Sea (HD) 2.00 Extreme Mechanics Alaska (HD) 3.00 Car SOS (HD) 4.005.00am Wicked Tuna (HD)

11.00 Highway Thru Hell 12.00m’t Forged in Fire 1.00am Iron & Fire (HD) 2.00 Hunting Hitler (HD) 3.00 Ancient Top Ten (HD) 4.00 Storage Wars (HD) 5.006.00am Pawn Stars (HD)

10.50 Goodnight Sweetheart: Gary tries to preserve musical history. 11.30 D-Day 2.053.00am The World at War

10.00 Light and Dark (HD) 11.00 Wild Justice: A group of deer poachers is arrested. (HD) 12.00m’t The Nine Months that Made You (HD) 1.00am The Life of Mammals 2.00 Light and Dark (HD) 3.00 The Brain with David Eagleman (HD) 3.50 Wild Justice (HD) 4.40 Human Universe (HD) 5.30-6.00am Wild Ones: Small predators.

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6.00am Aircraft Stories 6.00am Extreme 8.00am Caught in the Act (HD) 9.00 Yukon Vet (HD) 7.00 Off the Rails Engineering 8.00 10.00 Wild Namib: Land 8.00 Killer Tanks 9.00 Incredible Engineering of Extremes (HD) 11.00 Deadliest Tech 10.00 Blunders: Fixed 9.00Vanishing Kings: Desert Weapons of War 11.00 Food Factory Lions of Namib (HD) 12.00noon World War II 11.00 How It’s Made in Colour 1.00pm The 12.00noon How Do They 12.00noon Wild Namibia (HD) 1.00pm Caught in Rise of the Nazi Party Do It? 1.00pm Incredible the Act (HD) 2.00-5.00 2.00 Killer Tanks Engineering Blunders: Safari Brothers (HD) 5.00 Fixed 2.00 Mythbusters 3.00 Egypt Unwrapped Wild Yellowstone (HD) 4.00 World War II in 3.00 How the Universe 7.00 Wild Yellowstone: Colour 5.00 Time Team Works 4.00 Nasa’s She Wolf (HD) 6.00 Inventions That Unexplained Files 5.00Shook the World 7.00 7.00 How Do They Do It? 8.00 The Desert Sea (HD) Industrial Revelations 7.00 Food Factory 8.00 9.00 Animal Fight Club 8.00 Gunslingers 9.00 How Do They Do It? Polar bears fight to Natural Born Outlaws: 9.00 Outrageous Acts of establish supremacy. (HD) Baby Face Nelson. Science NEW EDITION 10.00 Secret Life of 10.00 Whitey Bulger: The 10.00pm-12.00m’t How Predators (HD) It’s Made 12.00m’t Nasa’s 11.00 Snakes in the City Making of a Monster Unexplained Files 1.00am 11.00 World War II (HD) 12.00m’t Survive Mountain Monsters 2.00 in Colour 12.00m’t The Wild (HD) 1.00am Caught in the Act (HD) Ghost Asylum 3.00 Weapons of War 2.00am Mythbusters 3.50 How Time Team 3.00 Off 2.00 Wild Namib: Land It’s Made 4.40 How the the Rails 4.00 Killer of Extremes (HD) Universe Works 5.30Tanks 5.00-6.00am 3.00 Vanishing Kings: Desert Lions of Namib 6.00am How Stuff’s Made World War II in Colour (HD) 4.00-5.00am SKY VIRG SKY VIRG +1 hour 536 +1 hour 557 260 263 Wild Namibia (HD)

Turbo SKY VIRG 524 261 6.00am Railroad Alaska 7.00 Overhaulin’ 8.00 Wheeler Dealers 9.00 Fast N’ Loud 10.00 Alaska Mega Machines 11.00 What’s My Car Worth? 12.00noon Chasing Classic Cars 1.00pm Railroad Alaska 2.00 Alaska Mega Machines 3.00 Fast N’ Loud 4.00 Wheeler Dealers: Double bill. 6.00 Chasing Classic Cars 7.00 What’s My Car Worth? Double bill. 8.00 Alaska Mega Machines Efforts to keep the coldest airport in America running. 9.00 Secret Life of Formula One 10.00 Wheeler Dealers 11.00 Alaska Mega Machines 12.00m’t Fast N’ Loud 2.00am Chasing Classic Cars 3.00 Overhaulin’ 4.40 Alaska Mega Machines 5.306.00am Wheeler Dealers

7.00 D-Day Docu-drama telling the stories of those involved in the Normandy landings in 1944, from key military figures to the soldiers on the beaches. Narrated by Ian Holm, and starring Graham McTavish.

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9.30 Steptoe and Son Two convicts break out of Wormwood Scrubs and seek shelter with Albert and Harold. Guest stars Leonard Rossiter. 10.10 Harold dreams of becoming a male model.

PBS America SKY VIRG FREESAT 534 276 156 7.00am Supplements and Safety 8.05 Into the Death Zone: Firewalker 9.15 Supplements and Safety 10.20 Who Killed Jimmy Hoffa? 11.35 The Bomb: Nuclear weapons. 12.40pm Egypt’s Golden Empire 1.55 Into the Death Zone: Firewalker 3.00 Who Killed Jimmy Hoffa? 4.05 The Bomb 5.15 Egypt’s Golden Empire 6.35 Into the Death Zone: Firewalker 7.50 Egypt’s Golden Empire The reign of Rameses the Great. 9.00 The Disappearance of Glenn Miller A look at the disappearance of the entertainer. 10.15 CIA Confidential The CIA’s quest to find and capture Khalid Sheikh Mohammed. 11.15 Egypt’s Golden Empire 12.30-1.00am Hell on Hooves

7.00 Human Universe How mankind has come to realise its true place in space and time. (HD)

8.00 The Nine Months that Made You How life in the womb affects people’s subsequent development. (HD)

9.00 The Life of Mammals David Attenborough examines the world of rodents, including mice and squirrels.

CI SKY 553 VIRG HD 553/555 275 6.00am On the Case with Paula Zahn (HD) 7.00 Homicide Hunter (HD) 8.00 The First 48 (HD) 9.00 Cold Case Files (HD) 10.00 Unusual Suspects (HD) 11.00 Homicide Hunter (HD) 12.00 Crimes That Shook Britain (HD) 1.00pm Moors Murders: Britain’s Worst Crimes (HD) 2.00 Snapped: Women Who Kill 3.00 Cold Case Files (HD) 4.00 Unusual Suspects (HD) 5.00 A Town & Country Murder (HD) 7.00 Snapped: Women Who Kill 8.00 On the Case with Paula Zahn (HD) 9.00 Unusual Suspects (HD) 10.00 Homicide Hunter NEW EDITION (HD) 11.00 The First 48 (HD) 12.00m’t Snapped: Women Who Kill 1.00am Fatal Vows (HD) 2.00 Cold Case Files (HD) 3.00-6.00am Highlights SKY +1 hour 554

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6.00am Vigilante Diaries 7.50 Elstree 1976 9.45 Guardians of the Galaxy 2: Special 10.15 Keanu 12.10pm Jason Bourne 2.20 Rupture PREMIERE As 10.10pm. 4.15 Hungry Hearts Psychological drama starring Adam Driver, Alba Rohrwacher and Roberta Maxwell. (2014, 15, 113min) ★★★ 6.15 Keanu Action comedy starring Jordan Peele, Keegan-Michael Key and Tiffany Haddish. (2016, 15, 100min) ★★★

Sky Family

6.15am Lady and the Tramp 7.35 Finding Dory 9.20 The Strongest Man in the World 11.05 Monsters, Inc 12.45pm Herbie Goes Bananas 2.25 The Jungle Book 3.55 Lady and the Tramp Animated musical. (S) (1955, U, 76min) ★★★★★ 5.15 Finding Dory Animated sequel. (S) (2016, U, 97min) ★★★★ 7.00 Monsters, Inc Animated comedy featuring the voice of Billy Crystal. (S) (2001, U, 95min) ★★★★★

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6.05am Scooby-Doo 7.40 Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed 9.20 The Adventures of Huck Finn 11.15 An Eskimo Tale 12.50pm Pan As 8.00pm. 2.50 Step Dogs Family comedy starring Joris Jarsky. (S) (2013, U, 82min) ★ 4.25 The Adventures of Huck Finn Adventure. (S) (1993, PG, 108min) ★★★ 6.25 An Eskimo Tale Animation with the voice of Rachelle Lefevre. (S) (2013, PG, 103min) ★★

6.00am Batman & Robin 8.10 The Scorpion King 9.50 The Patriot 12.40pm The Legend of Tarzan As 8.00pm. 2.40 Rocky As 10.00pm. 4.45 Precious Cargo Crime thriller starring Claire Forlani, Bruce Willis and Mark-Paul Gosselaar. (S) (2016, 15, 87min) ★★ 6.20 The Scorpion King Fantasy adventure starring wrestler turned actor The Rock, with Kelly Hu and Michael Clarke Duncan. (S) (2002, 12, 91min) ★★★

SKY 308 VIRGIN 438 HD 308/335 HD 408 6.45am The Top Ten Show 2017 7.05 Who’s Harry Crumb? 8.45 The Commitments 10.50 Ride Along 2 12.40pm Central Intelligence 2.35 Happy Gilmore Comedy. (S) (1996, 12, 92min) ★★★ 4.15 Back to the Future Part II Comedy adventure sequel. (S) (1989, PG, 107min) ★★★ 6.10 Robin Hood: Men in Tights Mel Brooks’s spoof of the Robin Hood legend. (S) (1993, PG, 102min) ★★

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8.00 Jason Bourne Action thriller starring Matt Damon. The former CIA operative is drawn out of hiding to uncover more truths about his past. With Tommy Lee Jones, Alicia Vikander and Julia Stiles. (2016, 12, 123min) ★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

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8.40 The Finest Hours Fact-based disaster drama with Chris Pine, Casey Affleck and Eric Bana. Members of the Coast Guard fight to save the crew of an oil tanker split in two by a fierce storm. (S) (2016, 12, 117min) ★★★

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8.00 Pan Fantasy adventure prequel to Peter Pan, starring Levi Miller, Hugh Jackman and Garrett Hedlund. An orphan is transported to a magical land and goes in search of the truth about his mother. (S) (2015, PG, 111min) ★★★

8.00 The Legend of Tarzan Adventure starring Alexander Skarsgård, Margot Robbie and Samuel L Jackson. Years after leaving his old home behind, Tarzan is lured back to Africa and into a trap. (S) (2016, 12, 110min) ★★★

8.00 Central Intelligence Action comedy starring Dwayne Johnson and Kevin Hart. A rogue CIA agent turns to an old classmate for help when he is targeted by his own organisation. With Amy Ryan. (S) (2016, 12, 107min) ★★★

10.00 Nutty Professor II: The Klumps Comedy sequel starring Eddie Murphy, Janet Jackson and Larry Miller. (S) (2000, 12, 105min) ★★★

10.00 Rocky Oscar-winning drama starring Sylvester Stallone as a struggling Philadelphia boxer who gets an unexpected shot at the heavyweight championship. (S) (1976, PG, 119min) ★★★★★

10.00 Ride Along 2 Comedy sequel starring Ice Cube, Kevin Hart and Olivia Munn. (S) (2016, 12, 99min) ★★

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10.10 PREMIERE Rupture Sci-fi thriller starring Noomi Rapace, Peter Stormare and Kerry Bishé. (2016, 15, 102min) ★★ See review, page19 SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

10.40 Operation Dumbo Drop Comedy adventure starring Ray Liotta and Danny Glover. (S) (1995, PG, 104min) ★★

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12.00m’t Vigilante Diaries Action adventure. (2016, 15, 103min) ★ 1.50am Junction 48 Israeli drama. Subtitled. (2016, 15, 95min) ★★★ 3.35 Hungry Hearts As 4.15pm. 5.30-6.00am Ghost in the Shell: Special A look at the live-action remake of the iconic sci-fi animation.

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12.35am Mr Magoo Action comedy. (S) (1997, PG, 87min) ★ 2.15 A Goofy Movie Animated comedy. (S) (1995, U, 78min) ★★ 3.45 The Incredible Journey Family adventure starring Emile Genest. (S) (1963, U, 80min) ★★★ 5.15-6.45am Tinker Bell and the Great Fairy Rescue Animated fantasy. (2010, U, 76min) ★★★

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11.50 Scooby-Doo Live-action comedy adventure starring Freddie Prinze Jr. (S) (2002, PG, 86min) ★ 1.20am Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed Live-action comedy adventure sequel with Freddie Prinze Jr. (S) (2004, PG, 93min) ★★★ 2.55 Nutty Professor II: The Klumps Comedy sequel, as 10.00pm. 4.45-6.15am Step Dogs As 2.50pm.

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12.05am Collateral Damage Action thriller. (S) (2002, 15, 109min) ★ 2.00 12 Rounds Action thriller. (S) (2009, 12, 103min) ★★ 3.55-6.05am Superman III Fantasy adventure starring Christopher Reeve. (S) (1983, PG, 123min) ★★★

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11.50 Two Night Stand Romantic comedy starring Analeigh Tipton. (S) (2014, 15, 84min) ★★★ 1.25am Jackass: The Movie Slapstick comedy. (S) (2002, 18, 87min) ★ 3.00 Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Terry Gilliam’s offbeat adaptation of Hunter S Thompson’s cult book. (S) (1998, 18, 119min) ★★★★ 5.05-6.50am What About Bob? Comedy. (1991, PG, 99min) ★★★★

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6.00am Ocean’s Eleven 8.10 Ocean’s Twelve 10.30 Ocean’s Thirteen 12.45pm Matt Damon Touchscreen 1.45 The Talented Mr Ripley 4.10 Titan A.E Animation with the voice of Matt Damon. (S) (2000, PG, 94min) ★★★ 6.00 Ocean’s Eleven Caper thriller with George Clooney, Brad Pitt and Matt Damon. (S) (2001, 12, 116min) ★★★★

6.00am The Ox-Bow Incident 7.30 Paris When It Sizzles 9.30 Death Becomes Her 11.25 The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers 2.25pm Rawhide 3.55 Terms of Endearment Comedy drama. (S) (1983, 15, 132min) ★★★★★ 6.15 Death Becomes Her Black comedy fantasy starring Meryl Streep. (S) (1992, PG, 103min) ★★★

6.05am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors 7.15 Bonanza 9.25 Raintree County 12.50pm Bonanza 3.00 Sherlock Holmes and the Spider Woman Mystery. (1944, b/w, U, 63min) ★★★ 4.15 Billy Budd Period drama. (1962, b/w, U, 112min) ★★★ 6.35 Star Trek: Generations Sci-fi starring Patrick Stewart. (1994, PG, 118min) ★★★

6.00am The Flaw 7.15 Tate 7.45 The Third Alibi 9.05 Maggy Sarragne 9.10 Woman in a Dressing Gown 11.00 Death Is a Number 12.00noon Enchantment 2.00pm After the Ball 3.30 Take A Letter Mr Jones 4.00 The Flemish Farm 5.45 Glimpses 6.00 The Lloyd Bridges Show 6.30 In Which We Serve

8.00am Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 9.00 Star Trek: Voyager 10.00 Star Trek 11.00 Earthstorm 12.50pm Horror Highlights 1.00 Night Creatures 2.35 Tales from the Darkside 3.00 Hercules: The Legendary Journeys 4.00 Terrordactyl Fantasy comedy adventure. (2016, 15, 95min) ★★ 6.00 Star Trek (Series 2)

7.00am A Boyfriend for Christmas 9.00 Dallas: The Early Years 12.00noon Prince William: Behind the Headlines 1.00pm The Waltons 2.00 Little House on the Prairie 3.00 A Stranger in the Family Fact-based drama. (1991, PG, 93min) ★★ 5.00 Why Me? Fact-based drama. (1984, PG, 100min) ★★

8.00 Ocean’s Twelve Caper thriller sequel starring George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, Julia Roberts and Catherine Zeta-Jones. (S) (2004, 12, 125min) ★★★★ 10.10 Ocean’s Thirteen Caper thriller sequel starring George Clooney and Matt Damon. (S) (2007, PG, 122min) ★★★ 12.20am Matt Damon Touchscreen 1.20 The Talented Mr Ripley Psychological thriller starring Matt Damon. (1999, 15, 139min) ★★★★★ 3.45 Titan A.E As 4.10pm 5.30-6.00am Guardians of the Galaxy 2: Special

8.00 The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers Epic fantasy adventure continuing JRR Tolkien’s mythical saga, with Elijah Wood, Ian McKellen and Viggo Mortensen. (S) (2002, 12, 179min) ★★★★★ 11.00 Carrie Stephen King horror shocker starring Sissy Spacek and Piper Laurie. (S) (1976, 18, 94min) ★★★★ 12.45am A History of Violence Crime thriller. (S) (2005, 18, 96min) ★★★ 2.30 Kinsey Biopic. (S) (2004, 15, 118min) ★★★ 4.40-6.00am The Ox-Bow Incident Classic Western. (S) (1943, b/w, PG, 75min) ★★★

9.00 Fatal Attraction Adrian Lyne’s thriller starring Michael Douglas, Glenn Close and Anne Archer. (1987, 18, 120min) ★★★★ 11.30 Primal Fear Courtroom thriller starring Richard Gere and Edward Norton. An arrogant Chicago attorney defends a 19-year-old altar boy accused of murdering his archbishop. With Laura Linney. (1996, 18, 129min) ★★★ 2.05am Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura 4.00-6.00am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors

8.50 The Adventures of Jane Comedy based on the 1930s comic strip, starring Christabel Leighton-Porter. (1949, b/w, PG, 60min) ★★ 10.00 Loot Comedy based on Joe Orton’s stage play, with Richard Attenborough. (1970, 15, 101min) ★★ 12.00m’t Poor Cow Drama directed by Ken Loach. (1967, 15, 104min) ★★★ 2.00am Beat Girl Drama. (1959, b/w, 12, 85min) ★ 3.45 Home to Danger Thriller. (1951, b/w, PG, 67min) ★★ 5.05-6.00am Fools Rush In Thriller with Ken Buckridge. (1955, b/w, PG, 69min) ★★

7.00 Star Trek: Voyager The 37s: 1/26. The crew finds an ancient aircraft. (Series 2) 8.00 The 4400 Lockdown: 11/13. A terrorist installs a device that makes all males aggressive. (Series 2) 9.00 Triangle Horror thriller starring Melissa George. (2009, 15, 98min) ★★★ 11.00 Boogeyman Horror thriller. (2004, 15, 89min) ★ 12.50am The Hike Horror thriller. (2011, 18, 83min) ★★ 2.35 Satan’s Slave Horror chiller. (1976, 18, 86min) ★ 4.20-4.30am Horror Highlights

7.00 Range of Motion Melodrama starring Rebecca DeMornay and Barclay Hope. (2000, PG, 90min) ★★ 9.00 Roots: The Next Generations 3/7. Will and Cynthia’s daughter Bertha faces the Ku Klux Klan. 11.00 No One Could Protect Her Fact-based thriller starring Joanna Kerns. (1995, 18, 93min) ★★ 1.00am The Waltons 3.00 Little House on the Prairie Double bill. 5.00-7.00am A Caribbean Mystery Murder mystery.

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6.25am Dirty Dancing 2: Havana Nights 7.55 Strangerland 9.50 As Good As It Gets 12.10pm Forces of Nature Romantic comedy. (S) (1999, 12, 105min) ★★★ 2.00 The Wedding Singer Romantic comedy. (S) (1998, 12, 97min) ★★★★★ 3.45 Steve Jobs Biopic with Michael Fassbender. (S) (2015, 15, 119min) ★★★★★ 5.55 Pretty Woman Romantic comedy with Julia Roberts. (S) (1990, 15, 117min) ★★★★

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9.00 The Colony Drama starring Emma Watson and Daniel Brühl. A woman joins a cult during a revolution in 1970s Chile in the hope of discovering what has happened to her missing boyfriend. (S) (2015, 15, 106min) ★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

10.55 Cape Fear Martin Scorsese’s remake of the 1962 thriller, starring Robert De Niro, Nick Nolte and Jessica Lange. (S) (1991, 18, 122min) ★★★

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8.00 McFarland, USA Fact-based sports drama starring Kevin Costner. A former American football coach takes a job at an underprivileged school and leads an athletics team to glory. (S) (2015, PG, 129min) ★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

10.15 The Insider Michael Mann’s fact-based drama with Al Pacino and Russell Crowe. A middle-aged tobacco company executive puts his career and marriage on the line when he becomes a whistle-blower. (1999, 15, 157min) ★★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

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1.05am Knock Knock Psychological thriller. (S) (2015, 18, 97min) ★★★ 2.55 Zulu Crime drama with Forest Whitaker. (S) (2013, 18, 110min) ★★★ 4.50-6.30am Sam Churchill: Search for a Homeless Man Thriller. (S) (1997, PG, 88min) ★★

1.00am Monster’s Ball Drama. (S) (2002, 15, 111min) ★★★★ 3.00 Cruel Intentions Contemporary update of Les Liaisons Dangereuses. (S) (1999, 15, 97min) ★★★ 4.45-6.20am Niagara Suspense thriller. (1952, PG, 89min) ★★★

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6.00am X2 8.30 The Quiet Hour 10.10 The 5th Wave 12.10pm Independence Day As 9.00pm. 2.40 The Top Ten Show 2017 3.10 X2 Fantasy adventure sequel. (S) (2002, 12, 133min) ★★★★ 5.30 The Quiet Hour Sci-fi thriller starring Dakota Blue Richards and Karl Davies. (S) (2014, 15, 85min) 7.00 The 5th Wave Sci-fi adventure starring Chloë Grace Moretz and Liev Schreiber. (S) (2015, 15, 112min) ★★

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9.00 Independence Day Sci-fi adventure starring Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum. The US president, a computer genius and a heroic pilot lead the fight against invading aliens threatening to wipe out the entire human race. With Bill Pullman, Mary McDonnell and Harry Connick Jr. (S) (1996, 12, 145min) ★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

11.30 The Thing John Carpenter’s remake of the 1951 sci-fi thriller, with Kurt Russell and Richard Dysart. (S) (1982, 18, 108min) ★★★★ 1.30am The Darkness Horror thriller starring Kevin Bacon and Radha Mitchell. (S) (2016, 15, 90min) ★★ 3.15 Frailty Horror thriller starring Bill Paxton. (S) (2001, 15, 100min) ★★★ 5.00-6.00am Sky Cinema Preview

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9.00am Ring of Deceit 10.50 Stranger in My Bed 12.50pm Sinbad and the Eye of the Tiger 3.10 The Lost Medallion: The Adventures of Billy Stone 5.05 Saints and Soldiers: Battle of the Tanks War drama. (2014, 12, 91min) ★★ 6.55 King Solomon’s Mines African adventure spoof. (1985, PG, 100min) ★★★

7.00am Cloudy with a Chance of Love 9.00 Diagnosis Delicious 11.00 Real Murders: An Aurora Teagarden Mystery 1.00pm Change of Heart Drama. (2016, PG, 120min) ★★ 3.00 Heart of the Matter Drama. (2015, U, 90min) ★★ 5.00 Romantically Speaking Romantic comedy drama. (2015, PG, 86min) ★★

6.00am Pacific Destiny 8.00 The Hasty Heart 10.10 Mussolini and I 1.15pm Tank Commandos World War Two drama. (1959, b/w, PG, 81min) ★★ 2.55 Stormtroopers Documentary. 4.05 Wild Wind Adventure starring Jay North and George Montgomery. (1985, PG, 100min) ★★ 5.50 War in the Pacific Documentary.

9.00 Switchback Thriller with Dennis Quaid, Ian Nelson, Danny Glover and Jared Leto. (1997, 15, 113min) ★★ 11.25 Punisher War Zone Action thriller based on the cult comic book, starring Ray Stevenson and Dominic West. (2008, 18, 98min) ★★★ 1.40am Drive Hard Action thriller starring John Cusack. (2014, 15, 92min) ★ 3.40 A Shine of Rainbows Drama with Connie Nielsen. (2009, PG, 97min) ★★ 5.50-6.00am Sony Movie News Extra Latest film news.

7.00 40 Below and Falling at Christmas Romantic comedy starring Jewel Staite. (2015, PG, 120min) ★★ 9.00 Love on a Limb Drama starring Ashley Williams. (2016, PG, 120min) ★★ 11.00 Friend Request Romantic comedy with Erin Krakow and Ryan McPartlin. (2013, PG, 85min) ★★ 1.00am The Convenient Groom Romantic drama starring Karen Kruper. (2016, PG, 120min) ★★ 3.00-5.00am Before You Say ‘I Do’ Romantic comedy starring David Sutcliffe. (2009, PG, 87min) ★★

7.05 A Place in Hell World War Two adventure starring Guy Madison. (1969, PG, 107min) ★★ 9.00 Time Under Fire Sci-fi adventure starring Jeff Fahey. (1996, 15, 90min) ★★ 10.55 The Odd Angry Shot Australian Vietnam War drama starring Graham Kennedy and Bryan Brown. (1979, 15, 90min) ★★★ 12.45am The Elite Action thriller starring Jason Lewis. (2000, 15, 99min) ★ 2.35-4.00am The Set Up Boxing drama starring Robert Ryan and Audrey Totter. (1949, b/w, PG, 72min) ★★★★

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6.00am Down Dog 7.50 Broadcast News 10.10 American Ultra 12.00noon Still the Water Coming-of-age drama. (S) (2014, 15, 121min) ★★ 2.10pm Guns of the Magnificent Seven Western sequel. (S) (1968, PG, 106min) ★★ 4.05 Crimson Peak Guillermo del Toro’s horror. (S) (2015, 15, 116min) ★★★★ 6.10 Goat Fact-based drama starring Ben Schnetzer. (S) (2016, 15, 98min) ★★★

8.00

The 5th Wave (film started at 7.00pm)

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Zodiac

■ (HD) denotes HD on Sky or Virgin ■ Films start at 11.00am 11.00am Holiday Inn 12.55pm 3.10 to Yuma Classic Western. (S) (1957, b/w, PG, 80min) ★★★★ 2.45 The Mouse That Roared Satirical comedy. (S) (1959, U, 85min) ★★★ 4.25 Rio Grande John Ford Western. (S) (1950, b/w, U, 107min) ★★★★ 6.30 A Good Year Comedy drama. (S) (2006, 12, 117min) ★★★

9.00

8.00 Zodiac David Fincher’s crime drama based on the true story of the hunt for Zodiac, the notorious serial killer who stalked the San Francisco Bay area in the late 1960s and early 1970s. Stars Jake Gyllenhaal, Mark Ruffalo and Robert Downey Jr. (S) (2006, 15, 157min) ★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

A Most Wanted Man

8 8.50 Alien Covenant Interview Special The director and stars of Alien Covenant. (S) 9.00 A Most Wanted Man Thriller starring Philip Seymour Hoffman. Intelligence agencies try to determine the identity of a victim of torture trying to claim an inheritance. (S) (2014, 15, 119min) ★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

PM

9 PM

10 PM

10.40 Notorious Music biopic charting the life and death of rap star Notorious B.I.G. Stars Angela Bassett, Jamal Woolard and Derek Luke. (S) (2009, 15, 122min) ★★★

11 PM

SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

12.45am Hustle & Flow Hip-hop melodrama with Terrence Howard. (S) (2005, 15, 116min) ★★★ 2.45 Honeytrap Drama with Jessica Sula. (S) (2014, 18, 93min) ★★★ 4.30-6.30am Rebel Without a Cause Classic youth drama. (S) (1955, PG, 111min) ★★★★★

Thursday

7.00am Mojave 8.45 McCanick 10.35 Fast & Furious 12.35pm Dog Day Afternoon Sidney Lumet’s tragi-comic thriller. (S) (1975, 15, 130min) ★★★★★ 2.50 In the Line of Fire Thriller with Clint Eastwood. (S) (1993, 15, 127min) ★★★★ 5.05 Solace Crime thriller starring Anthony Hopkins. (S) (2015, 15, 99min) ★★★ 7.00 Fast & Furious Action thriller sequel starring Vin Diesel. (S) (2009, 12, 107min) ★★★

Thursday

11.25 Aliens: Special Edition James Cameron’s director’s cut of his sci-fi. (S) (1986, 18, 154min) ★★★★ 2.25-4.00am PREMIERE Heart of a Dog Offbeat documentary. (S) (2015, PG, 75min) ★★★

+1hour

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FILMS SHOWN ON OTHER CHANNELS TONIGHT EVENING (6-10pm) 9.00pm Unforgiven ITV4 Clint Eastwood’s Oscar-winning Western. (HD) ★★★★★ 9.00pm Cinderella Man AMC Director Ron Howard’s boxing biopic starring Russell Crowe as James J Braddock. ★★★★ 9.00pm Mr. & Mrs. Smith Comedy Central Comedy thriller starring Brad Pitt. ★★★ 9.00pm Space Station 76 Syfy Sci-fi comedy starring Patrick Wilson and Liv Tyler. ★★★

10pm TILL LATE 11.00pm Diamond Dogs Syfy Treasure hunt adventure starring Dolph Lundgren. ★★ 11.40pm The Client ITV4 John Grisham thriller starring Susan Sarandon. (HD) ★★★

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Thursday

THURSDAY

Sport

11 May

Sky Sports 1

Sky Sports 2

Sky Sports 3

Sky Sports 4

Sky Sports 5

Eurosport 1

Eurosport 2

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6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans (HD) 9.00 Premier League World (HD) 9.30 Premier League 100 Club (HD) 10.00 Premier League Daily (HD) 11.00 Premier League World (HD) 11.30 Premier League 100 Club (HD) 12.00noon Premier League Legends (HD) 1.00pm Premier League 100 Club (HD) 2.00 Premier League Legends (HD) 4.00 Football’s Greatest Players 5.00 Premier League Legends (HD) 6.30 Premier League World (HD) 7.00 LIVE Premier League Darts: The 15th and final round at the Aberdeen Exhibition and Conference Centre, including Phil Taylor v Adrian Lewis, and Michael van Gerwen v Gary Anderson. (HD) 10.00 School of Hard Knocks (HD) 11.00 Premier League Match Pack (HD) 11.30 La Liga Show (HD) 12.00m’t Premier League World (HD) 12.30am World Rugby Show (HD) 1.00 Premier League Legends (HD) 2.00 Premier League Years (HD) 4.00 Sporting Heroes: Gary Newbon Interviews Sir Geoff Hurst (HD) 5.00 Premier League 100 Club (HD) 5.30-6.00am Spanish Football Gold (HD)

6.00am Cricket Classics 7.00 WWE Smackdown Hlts (HD) 8.00 World Cup Cricket Classics (HD) 9.00 Cricket Classics 10.00 Great Sporting Moments (HD) 11.00 Racing News (HD) 11.30 Sporting Greats: A look back at the career of Daley Thompson. (HD) 12.00noon WWE Raw Wrestling action from America with the over-the-top stars. (HD) 1.55pm LIVE Royal London One-Day Cup Cricket Nottinghamshire Outlaws v Durham Jets: Coverage of the North Group encounter from Trent Bridge. (HD) 10.00 Indian Premier League Mumbai Indians v Kings XI Punjab: Another chance to see the Twenty20 match at Wankhede Stadium in Mumbai. (HD) 2.30am Sporting Rivalries: A look back at famous Ashes series. (HD) 3.00 Cricket Classics: The third one-dayer between West Indies and South Africa from 2005. 4.00 Ladbrokes Challenge Cup Highlights: Action from round six. (HD) 4.15 Sporting Triumphs (HD) 4.30 Cricket’s Greatest (HD) 5.00-6.00am Sporting Triumphs (HD)

6.00am Sporting Greats (HD) 7.00 Darts Gold (HD) 8.00 Boxing Gold (HD) 9.00 Cricket’s Greatest (HD) 10.30 Indian Premier League: Action from Gujarat Lions v Delhi Daredevils. (HD) 3.00pm LIVE Indian Premier League Mumbai Indians v Kings XI Punjab: The Twenty20 match from Wankhede Stadium, Mumbai. (HD) 7.30 Racemax (HD) 8.00 LIVE Ladbrokes Challenge Cup Rugby League Featherstone Rovers v Halifax RLFC: Kick-off is at 8.00. (HD) 10.00 ATP Tour Uncovered (HD) 10.30 Sporting Greats Jesse Owens. (HD) 11.00 World Rugby Show (HD) 11.30 Fishing: Hooked on Africa (HD) 12.00m’t Ladbrokes Challenge Cup Highlights (HD) 12.15am La Liga Show (HD) 12.45 Ladbrokes Challenge Cup Highlights (HD) 1.00 La Liga Show (HD) 1.30 World Rugby Show (HD) 2.00 Ladbrokes Challenge Cup Highlights (HD) 2.15 Super League Gold (HD) 2.30 World Rugby Show (HD) 3.00 Sky Sports Years (HD) 4.00 Great Sporting Moments (HD) 5.00-6.00am Sporting Rivalries (HD)

6.00am The Players Championship Official Film 7.00 The Players Championship – Sandy Lyle 1987 Final Round: A memorable round by the Scottish golfer. 9.00 At the Players: Coverage of the contenders on the range at TPC Sawgrass. (HD) 11.00 Chronicles of a Champion Golfer: A profile of South African star Ernie Els. (HD) 11.30 The Players Championship Official Film The story of the 2007 tournament. 12.30pm LIVE PGA Tour Golf The Players Championship: Coverage of the opening day of what is widely regarded as the unofficial fifth Major, as the players take on the TPC at Sawgrass in Florida. 6.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf The Players Championship: Further coverage of the opening day on the TPC at Sawgrass in Florida. 12.00m’t-3.00am The Players Championship Official Film: Triple bill of action. 3.00am PGA Tour Classic: A look back at the 2004 Players Championship from TPC Sawgrass in Ponte Vedra Beach, Florida. 4.00-6.00am The Players Championship Official Film: Double bill.

6.00am Boxing Gold (HD) 7.00 Football’s Greatest Teams (HD) 8.00 Great Run Series (HD) 8.30 WWE from the Vault (HD) 9.30 Great Run Series (HD) 10.00 WWE from the Vault (HD) 10.30 Great Run Series (HD) 11.00 LIVE ATP Masters Tennis: The Mutua Madrid Open: Coverage of the fourth day at the Caja Magica, featuring third-round matches. (HD) 4.00pm LIVE ATP Masters Tennis The Mutua Madrid Open: Further coverage of day four at the Caja Magica, featuring third-round matches. (HD) 9.00pm Powerboating Action from a recent meeting. (HD) 9.30 WWE from the Vault Double bill. (HD) 10.00 WWE Main Event Wrestling action. (HD) 11.00 WWE Late Night Smackdown Wrestling action. (HD) 1.00am Racemax (HD) 1.30 Premier League 100 Club (HD) 2.30 Spanish Football Gold 3.30 Football’s Greatest Teams (HD) 4.00 Football’s Greatest Players (HD) 4.30 Boxing Gold (HD) 5.006.00am Sky Sports Years: From 2003.

BT Sport 1

BT Sport 2

BT Sport 3

BT Sport/ESPN

Sky Sports Mix

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6.00am MotoGP Highlights 6.00am Game of the Week (HD) 6.30 Global Goals (HD) 7.00 Aviva (HD) 7.00 AFL (HD) Premiership Rugby 11.00 MotoGP Highlights Highlights (HD) 9.30 (HD) 12.00noon Formula NBA High Tops: Plays of E: Street Racers (HD) the Month (HD) 10.00 12.30pm Rugby Tonight Test Match Bowls (HD) Extra (HD) 1.00 Elway to 11.00 LIVE WTA Tennis: Marino (HD) 2.30 Gillette Madrid Coverage of the World Sport (HD) 3.00 quarter-finals of the NBA Playoffs (HD) 5.00 Mutua Madrid Open. (HD) NBA Action (HD) 5.30 5.00pm Gillette World Ligue 1 Show (HD) 6.00 Sport Global action. (HD) Bundesliga Weekly (HD) 5.30 Premier League 6.30 UEFA Champions World Latest news. (HD) League Highlights (HD) 6.00 Aviva Premiership 7.00 UEFA Europa League Rugby Highlights (HD) Highlights Show (HD) 7.30 8.30 LIVE WTA Tennis: LIVE UEFA Europa League: Madrid Further coverage Manchester United v Celta of the quarter-finals of the Vigo: Kick-off is at 8.05. Mutua Madrid Open. (HD) (HD) 10.15 Premier 10.30 WTA All Access (HD) League Match Pack (HD) 11.00 World’s Strongest 10.45 UEFA Champions Man Heat five. (HD) League Highlights (HD) 12.00m’t MotoGP Rewind 11.15 Bundesliga Weekly (HD) 12.15am BT Sport (HD) 11.45 Ligue 1 Show Reload (HD) 12.30 Rugby (HD) 12.15am DTM: Tonight Extra (HD) 1.00 Season Preview (HD) 1.15 LIVE NBA Playoffs: The Blancpain GT Sprint Series latest action from the NBA Review (HD) 2.15 BT Sport playoffs, a best-of-seven Reload (HD) 2.30 UFC: elimination tournament Inside the Octagon (HD) among the season’s 16 3.00 UFC Countdown best teams. (HD) 3.30 (HD) 4.00 The Ultimate Gillette World Sport (HD) Fighter: Redemption 4.00 Rugby Tonight Extra 5.00 UEFA Champions (HD) 4.30 Test Match League Highlights Bowls (HD) 5.30-6.00am (HD) 5.30-6.00am BT Sport Reload (HD) Global Goals (HD)

LIVE SPORT ON OTHER CHANNELS TODAY 92 TV&Satellite Week

1.15pm LIVE Raceday At The Races Today’s meetings at Worcester and Tipperary. 1.30pm LIVE ITV Racing ITV4 Coverage of day two of the May Festival from Chester.

6.00am UEFA Champions League (HD) 7.00 Ligue 1 Review (HD) 8.00 UEFA Champions League Highlights (HD) 8.30 Bundesliga Review (HD) 9.30 Ladbrokes SPFL Highlights (HD) 10.00 UEFA Champions League (HD) 11.00 BT Sport Fight Night (HD) 1.00pm UEFA Champions League Highlights (HD) 1.30 Hyundai A-League (HD) 3.00 UEFA Champions League (HD) 4.00 Ladbrokes SPFL Highlights (HD) 4.30 Rugby Tonight Extra (HD) 5.00 Formula E: Street Racers (HD) 5.30 TCR International Series (HD) 6.00 Blancpain GT Sprint Series Review (HD) 7.00 DTM: Season Preview (HD) 8.00 LIVE UEFA Europa League: Lyon v Ajax. (HD) 10.00 The Ultimate Fighter: Redemption (HD) 11.00 UFC Countdown (HD) 12.00m’t UEFA Europa League Football (HD) 2.00am Premier League Match Pack (HD) 2.30 Global Goals (HD) 3.00 Serie A Review (HD) 3.30 FIA World Endurance Championship (HD) 4.30 MotoGP Highlights (HD) 5.30-6.00am WTA All Access (HD)

7.25am Lindsey Vonn: 6.00am Cycling: Giro d’Italia (HD) 7.30 UEFA European Chasing History (HD) Under-17s Championship 7.30 European Rally Football (HD) 9.00 Championship (HD) Cycling: Giro d’Italia (HD) 8.00 Cycling: Giro d’Italia 11.00 European Rally 9.00 Motorcycling: Championship (HD) 11.30 Scarborough Cup (HD) FIA World Endurance 11.00 Cycling: Giro Championship (HD) d’Italia: The fifth stage. 12.00noon FIFA World 12.00noon LIVE Cycling: (HD) 12.30pm UEFA Giro d’Italia Coverage European Under-17s of the sixth stage of Championship Football the Grand Tour race, (HD) 2.00 World a 217km journey from Superbikes (HD) 3.00 Reggio Calabria to British Superbikes Extra Terme Luigiane. (HD) (HD) 4.00 MCE British 4.45pm Cycling: Tour Superbikes (HD) 4.30 Series As 9.30pm. (HD) Best of Bikes (HD) 4.45 LIVE UEFA Women’s 5.45 MCE British Under-17s European Superbikes Round three Championship Football: from Oulton Park. (HD) A semi-final. (HD) 6.40 6.45 British Superbikes Eurosport News 6.45 Extra The support races WATTS (HD) 6.55 from Oulton Park. (HD) Eurosport News 7.00 FIA World Touring Cars (HD) 7.45 Best of Bikes Classic 8.00 World Superbikes Superbike action. (HD) (HD) 9.00 MCE British 8.00 Cycling: Giro Superbikes (HD) 10.00 d’Italia Highlights of Cycling: Giro d’Italia (HD) the sixth stage. (HD) 11.00 Motocross World 9.30 Cycling: Tour Series Championship (HD) Highlights of the opening 12.00m’t European Rally round of the series Championship (HD) from Redditch. (HD) 12.30am UEFA Women’s Under-17s European 10.30 Cycling: Spring Championship Football Cup Action from the (HD) 2.00 Cycling: Giro Chorley Grand Prix. (HD) d’Italia (HD) 3.30 UEFA 11.00 Cycling: Giro European Under-17s d’Italia As 8.00pm. (HD) Championship Football 12.30am Eurosport News (HD) 5.00-6.30am 12.45 Lindsey Vonn: UEFA Women’s Under-17s Chasing History (HD) European Championship 12.50-1.00am WATTS Football (HD)

PICK OF THE DAY

6.00am Pardon the 6.00am Mix Shorts: Interruption (HD) 6.30 Masterclasses (HD) 8.00 NBA: The Jump (HD) 7.00 Best of Game Changers Around the Horn (HD) (HD) 9.00 Mixtreme: 7.30 MLB (HD) 10.30 Crankworx World Tour Baseball Tonight (HD) (HD) 10.00 Sportswomen 11.30 Around the Horn (HD) 10.30 Sporting (HD) 12.00noon Pardon Triumphs (HD) 11.00 the Interruption (HD) WWE from the Vault (HD) 12.00noon Mixtreme: 12.30pm NBA: The Jump Iwwf World Cup (HD) The latest NBA news. (HD) 1.00pm Mixtreme: World 1.00 ESPN FC (HD) SKY 408 VIRGIN 518 Snowboard Tour (HD) 1.30 MLB Action from a HD 408/473 HD 508 1.30 Premier League World recent Major League (HD) 2.00 Sporting Baseball contest. (HD) 6.00am-2.00pm The Home Heroes: Gary Newbon 4.30 Baseball Tonight The of F1 2.00pm LIVE F1 Interviews Joel Garner latest MLB news. (HD) Drivers Press Conference: (HD) 2.55 LIVE Test 5.30 ESPN FC (HD) The drivers face the media Cricket: West Indies v 6.00 LIVE MLB Milwaukee ahead of the Spanish Pakistan: Day two of the Brewers v Boston Red Grand Prix. 3.00 Formula 1 third Test from Roseau, Sox: The inter-league (HD) 4.00 Tales from the Dominica. (HD) 10.00 clash from Miller Park. Vault (HD) 5.00 Legends NFL – A Football Life (HD) Start-time is at 6.10. (HD) of F1 (HD) 5.30 Russian 11.00 Premier League 9.00 BT Sport Reload (HD) F1 GP Best Bits (HD) Match Pack (HD) 11.30 9.15 WRC Review (HD) 6.00 Legends of F1 (HD) Premier League World 10.15 Gillette World Sport 7.00 Russian F1 GP Best (HD) 12.00m’t Mixtreme: Global action. (HD) Bits (HD) 7.30 F1 Midweek Gymkhana Grid (HD) 10.45 BT Sport Reload Report (HD) 8.00 F1 12.30am Mixtreme: Iwwf Recent action. (HD) Drivers Press Conference World Cup (HD) 2.00 (HD) 9.00 F1 Classic Races 11.00 NBA Action (HD) Mixtreme: World (HD) 9.45 Formula 1 (HD) 11.30 NBA: The Jump (HD) Snowboard Tour (HD) 12.00m’t F1 Midweek 2.30 Premier League 12.00m’t LIVE MLB: Report (HD) 12.30am F1 Washington Nationals World (HD) 3.00 Mix Drivers Press Conference v Baltimore Orioles: Shorts: Game Changers (HD) 1.30 Paddock Start-time is at 12.05. Masterclasses 3.30 Uncut (HD) 1.45 Tales (HD) 3.00-6.00am Mixtreme: World LIVE MLB: Los Angeles from the Vault (HD) 2.45 Snowboard Tour (HD) Angels v Detroit Tigers: Paddock Uncut (HD) 3.00 4.00-6.00am Mix Shorts: Start-time is at 3.07. (HD) Masterclasses (HD) 6.00am The Home of F1

1.30pm LIVE Racing Racing UK Coverage of today’s meetings at Chester and Catterick. 5.30pm LIVE Evening Racing Racing UK Coverage of meetings at Carlisle and Wincanton.

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Friday Comedy

12 May

Evening Planner

Drama

Sci-fi adventure

Period drama

NEW PREMIERE

NEW Anne

Amazon Prime Video

Netflix

Kevin Bacon stars in a comedy centring on a married couple’s obsession with a professor, from the creator of Transparent

A gritty version of classsic Anne of Green Gables, with a double-length opener directed by Whale Rider’s Niki Caro

Favourites

SKY EVENING TIME

Entertainment

Documentary

8.00PM

Sky Premiere HD, 12.15pm & 8pm/ Sky Premiere+1, 1.15pm & 9pm

Most of the men remain unwelcoming to the female arrivals to the colony as one of them is accused of being a witch

Sky1 HD, 9pm/Sky1+1, 10pm

Jeff Goldblum’s techie faces aliens again

8.30PM

9.00PM

9.30PM

10.00PM

10.30PM

7.00 The One Show

7.30 A Question of… † 8.00 EastEnders

102 BBC2 103 ITV

6.45 Debatable 7.00 Emmerdale

7.30 Great British… 8.00 Gardeners’ World 9.00 Versailles 7.30 Coronation Street 8.00 Royal Windsor… † 8.30 Coronation Street 9.00 Lethal Weapon

104 CHANNEL 4

7.00 News

8.00 Posh Pawn

9.00 Gogglebox

10.00 Britain Today Tonight

105 CHANNEL 5

7.00 The Gadget Show

8.00 The Ten Plagues of Egypt: Ancient…

9.00 Inside the Houses of Parliament

10.00 Mind the Age Gap

106 SKY1

7.00 The Simpsons

9.00 Jamestown

10.00 Micky Flanagan Thinking Aloud

116 BBC4

7.00 News

118 ITV2

7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold 7.00 Hollyoaks

107 SKY LIVING

7.00 The Real A&E

108 SKY ATLANTIC

7.00 Blue Bloods

110 GOLD

8.30 MasterChef: The Finals

8.30 Modern Family 7.30 Top of the…

6.55 The Secret Life of 5 Year Olds

136 E4

8.00 The Good Old Days 8.00 Two and a Half Men 7.55 Grand Designs

7.30 Brooklyn…

9.30 Have I Got…

10.00 News; Local News 10.35 Graham… 10.00 QI 10.30 Newsnight 10.00 News; Local News

9.00 It’s Only Rock ’n’ Roll: Rock ’n’ Roll at… 10.00 Buddy Holly: Rave On 9.00 Film: American Pie 9.00 Spin

8.00 The Big Bang Theory

9.00 Film: Hanna

8.00 Criminal Minds

9.00 Nashville

10.00 24 Hours in A&E 10.00 Criminal Minds

9.00 Abortion: Stories Women Tell

6.40 One… 7.20 Only Fools and Horses

9.00 Mrs Brown’s Boys

9.40 Bottom

111 DAVE

7.00 Top Gear

8.00 Ronnie’s Redneck Road Trip

9.00 MMA World Title Fight – Live: From the Genting Arena in Birmingham

119 ITV3

7.00 Murder, She Wrote

8.00 Doc Martin

9.00 The Street

120 ITV4

7.00 Cycling: Tour Series

8.00 Counting Cars

9.00 Car Crash Britain: Caught on Camera

112 COMEDY CENTRAL 7.00 Friends 7.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation 114 SYFY

8.00 Impractical Jokers

10.15 Law & Order: UK 9.30 Bad Robots

10.00 Film: American Gangster 10.00 Bob’s Burgers 10.30 Jeff & Some…

9.00 Film: The Happening

109 W

7.00 My Dream Home

8.00 Supernanny US

9.00 One Born Every Minute

10.00 EastEnders

113 UNIVERSAL

7.00 NCIS

8.00 Major Crimes

9.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

10.00 Chicago Justice

124 FOX 121 SKY ARTS

7.00 NCIS 7.00 Soundbreaking

8.00 Classic Albums

9.00 Brian Johnson’s A Life on the Road

10.00 Pink Floyd – Live at Pompeii

520 DISCOVERY

7.00 Fast N’ Loud Revved Up

8.00 Gold Divers

9.00 Mythbusters: The Search

10.00 Wheels That Fail

8.00 Pit Bulls & Parolees

9.00 Lone Star Law

8.00 Genius

9.00 Brain Games

10.00 Science of Stupid

10.00 Bull

523 ANIMAL PLANET 7.00 Dr Jeff: Rocky Mountain Vet 7.00 Air Crash Investigation 526 NAT GEO 529 HISTORY

7.00 American Pickers

8.00 Counting Cars

537 YESTERDAY

7.00 Unearthing WWII

8.00 Who Do You Think You Are?

9.00 The Two Ronnies Spectacle

10.00 Auf Wiedersehen, Pet

532 EDEN

7.00 Human Universe

8.00 The Brain with David Eagleman

9.00 The Life of Mammals

10.00 Light and Dark

303 SKY MATT DAMON

5.50 Jason Bourne 6.00 Green Zone

8.00 Independence Day: Resurgence 8.00 The Adjustment Bureau

304 SKY GREATS

6.00 Wild Wild West

8.00 The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

305 SKY DISNEY

6.00 Ratatouille

8.00 The Incredibles

306 SKY FAMILY

6.20 Friday Download: The Movie

8.00 The Angry Birds Movie

307 SKY ACTION

5.55 Spider-Man 6.20 The Sweetest Thing

8.00 Star Wars: The Force Awakens 8.00 Grimsby

301 SKY PREMIERE

Films

7.30PM

Jamestown

101 BBC1

138 MORE4

308 SKY COMEDY

309 SKY CRIME

7.10 Exposed 6.10 Burnt

311 SKY SCI-FI

6.45 Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials

315 FILM4

317 TCM

401 SKY SPORTS 1

10.30 Big Easy Motors

10.10 Keanu 10.00 Saving Private Ryan 10.00 The Watcher in the Woods 9.45 Jem and the Holograms 10.20 Point Break 9.30 Bad Neighbours 2 9.00 Black Mass

310 SKY DRAMA 312 SKY SELECT

Sport

7.00PM

Independence Day: Resurgence

8.00 Southpaw

6.15 The Truman Show

10.10 Erin Brockovich 9.00 The Conjuring 2: The Enfield Poltergeist

8.00 Hail, Caesar!

7.00 Legend

10.00 Inglourious Basterds 9.00 Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol

6.35 Star Trek: First Contact

9.00 Star Trek: Insurrection

7.00 Premier League – Live: West Bromwich Albion v Chelsea (Kick-off 8.00)

10.15 Carling In Off the Bar

402 SKY SPORTS 2

6.45 Sporting…

7.30 European Rugby Challenge Cup – Live: Gloucester v Stade Francais: From Murrayfield (Kick-off 8.00)

403 SKY SPORTS 3

3.00 IPL – Live

7.30 Sporting…

404 SKY SPORTS 4

Friday

I Love Dick

8.00 Ladbrokes Challenge Cup Rugby League – Live: A sixth-round tie

10.30 School of… 10.00 Indian Premier League

6.00 PGA Tour Golf – Live: The second day of the Players Championship at the TPC at Sawgrass in Florida

410 EUROSPORT 1

7.00 FIA World Touring Cars

8.00 Cycling: Giro d’Italia

411 EUROSPORT 2

7.00 MCE British Superbikes

8.00 World Superbikes

Denotes programmes starting before 7.00pm

† Regions vary

9.30 Athletics: Diamond League 9.00 Freestyle Motocross

10.00 Cycling: Giro d’Italia

TV&Satellite Week 93


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CHANNEL 4

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SKY 104 VIRGIN 104 F’VIEW 4 F’SAT 104 HD 227 HD 141 HD 104 HD 126

6.00am My Life in Books (S)(R) 6.30 A1: Britain’s Longest Road (S)(R)(HD) (AD) 7.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is (S)(R)(HD) 8.00 Sign Zone: The World According to Kids (S)(R) (AD) 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire (S)(HD) 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live (S)(HD) 12.00noon Daily Politics (S)(HD) 1.00pm Two Tribes (S)(R)(HD) 1.30 Natural World: One Million Snake Bites (S)(R) (HD) 2.30 Bill Bailey’s Jungle Hero (S) (R)(HD)(AD) 3.30 Who Do You Think You Are? With Anne Reid. (S)(R)(HD) (AD) 4.30 Red Rock (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 5.15 Antiques Road Trip A journey towards Cobham in Surrey. (S)(R)(HD) 6.00 Celebrity Eggheads Paralympic athletes take on the Goliaths. (S)(HD) 6.45 Debatable With panellists Sunetra Sarker, Germaine Greer and Russell Kane. Hosted by Patrick Kielty. (S)(HD)

6.00am Good Morning Britain Anne Reid talks about her latest stage role. (S)(HD) 8.30 Lorraine (S)(HD) 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S)(HD) 10.30 This Morning (S)(HD) 12.30pm Loose Women With guests Andrew Flintoff and Gok Wan. (S)(HD) 1.30 ITV News (S) 1.55 Local News (S) 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal The team heads to Doncaster. (S)(HD) 3.00 Culinary Genius SERIES FINALE Guest judge Jean-Christophe Novelli challenges contestants to cook a perfect turbot dish. (S)(HD)(AD) 4.00 Tipping Point Game show. (S)(HD) 5.00 Babushka Game show. (S)(HD) 6.00 Local News (S) 6.25 Party Election Broadcast By the Green Party. (S)(HD) 6.30 ITV News (S)(HD)

6.00am Countdown (S)(R)(HD) 6.45 Will & Grace (S)(R) 7.35-9.05 Everybody Loves Raymond (S)(R)(AD) 9.05 Frasier (S)(R) 10.05 Car SOS (S)(R)(HD) 11.05 Ramsay’s Hotel Hell (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 12.00noon News (S)(HD) 12.05pm The Question Jury (S)(R)(HD) 1.05 Posh Pawnbrokers (S)(R)(HD) 2.10 Countdown (S)(HD) 3.00 Fifteen to One (S)(HD) 4.00 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun A Bristol couple hope to find a holiday home in Malaga. (S)(R)(HD) 5.00 Four in a Bed (S)(HD) 5.30 Extreme Cake Makers Karisha Pithwa creates a seven-tiered wedding cake for a dance instructor. (S)(HD) 6.00 The Simpsons (S)(R)(AD) 6.30 Hollyoaks Nick is forced to defend himself again, and Neeta confronts Hunter. (S)(HD)(AD)

Friday

6.00am Breakfast (S)(HD) 9.15 Rip Off Britain (S)(HD) 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (S)(R)(HD) 11.00 A1: Britain’s Longest Road (S)(HD)(AD) 11.45 Claimed and Shamed (S)(R)(HD) 12.15pm Bargain Hunt (S)(HD)(AD) 1.00 BBC News (S)(HD) 1.30 Local News (S) 1.45 Doctors A patient’s son asks Heston a nightmare question. (S) (HD)(AD) 2.15 The Boss (S)(HD) 3.00 Escape to the Country (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 3.45 Garden Rescue Helping a young couple in Stoke-on-Trent. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is The week’s winner is revealed. (S)(HD) 5.15 Pointless Quiz show. (S)(HD) 6.00 BBC News (S)(HD) 6.30 Local News (S)

8.00 EastEnders Woody and Whitney have a heart-to-heart. (S)(HD)(AD) ■ Repeated later on W

8.30 MasterChef: The Finals

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SERIES FINALE 25/25. The search for the new champion reaches its climax, as the remaining three amateur cooks produce the three courses they hope will secure them the title. (S)(HD)(AD)

9.30 Have I Got News for You

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Versailles

4/9. Current affairs quiz with guest host David Harewood and panellist Jason Manford. (S)(HD) 10.00 BBC News (S)(HD)

10.25 Local News (S) Followed by Lottery Update (S)

10.35 The Graham Norton Show

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10.00 Britain Today Tonight

7.00 News (S)(HD)

Marlon wants answers, and Lydia makes a discovery. (S)(HD)(AD)

7.30 Great British Menu The two remaining South West chefs prepare their entire menus for the panel of judges. (S)(HD)

8.00 Gardeners’ World An extended edition from Longmeadow and the RHS Malvern Spring Festival. Monty Don plants herbs in his new herb garden, while Jekka McVicar builds a herb garden at the Malvern show. (S)(HD)

9.00 Versailles 4/10. King Louis XIV plans to send an army into the Netherlands, Philippe oversees troops’ training with a new weapon, and Madame de Montespan tackles the Catholic Church. (Series 2) (S)(HD)(AD) Followed by Inside Versailles (S)(HD)(AD)

10.00 QI

7.30 Coronation Street David is delighted that Clayton might not pull through after a fight and gets 7.55 Party Election Broadcast Political broadcast. (S) drunk in celebration. (S)(HD)(AD)

8.00 NEW Royal Windsor Horse Show Special Coverage of the prestigious equestrian event. (S)(HD)

8.30 Coronation Street Leanne seeks help for a barely conscious Oliver, and Aidan interviews Gina for a job in packing. (S)(HD)(AD)

9.00 Lethal Weapon Lawmen: 11/18. Murtaugh and Riggs suspect abuse of power in the LA Sheriff’s Department when they investigate the killing of a Texas Ranger. (S)(HD)(AD)

10.00 ITV News (S)

1/18. Sandi Toksvig hosts, with guests Romesh Ranganathan, Cariad Lloyd and Phill Jupitus. (S)(R)(HD) 10.30 Newsnight (S)(HD)

6/13. Director Guy Ritchie talks about his new movie King Arthur: Legend 11.00 Weather (S)(HD) of the Sword, alongside its star 11.05 Later… with Jools Holland Charlie Hunnam. Plus, Imelda May 5/8. Extended edition of the music performs her latest single. (S)(HD) programme, featuring performances 11.25 Would I Lie to You? With Clare Balding, Rhod Gilbert, Nick Grimshaw and Rob Delaney. (S)(R)(HD) 11.55 FILM Win a Date with Tad Hamilton! Romantic comedy starring Kate Bosworth, Topher Grace, Josh Duhamel, Nathan Lane and Sean Hayes. (S)(HD)(AD) (2004, PG, 90min) ★★ 1.25am Weather for the Week Ahead (S) (HD) 1.30-6.00am BBC News (S)(HD)

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7.00 Emmerdale

Alex Jones presents the final show of the week. (S)(HD)

With guests Harry Aikines-Aryeetey, Bianca Walkden, Karen Pickering and Neil Hodgson. (S)(HD)

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10.40 Local News (S) 10.50 The Keith and Paddy Picture Show

8.00 Posh Pawn James Constantinou meets a military vehicle enthusiast who hopes to sell an army truck for £30,000 to fund the trip of a lifetime, while Claudia Valentin meets a manabout-town who wants to upgrade his Hermes Birkin bag. (S)(HD)

9.00 Gogglebox Capturing the households’ instant reactions to what they are watching on television from the comfort of their own sofas. (S)(HD)

10.00 Britain Today Tonight Security correspondent Jon Donovan returns to south London to analyse the terrorist threat posed by buying cheap luggage. (S)(HD) 10.35 A pensioner and terrorist lookalike tests the vigilance of the average shopkeeper. (S)(HD)

Keith Lemon and Paddy McGuinness 11.05 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown (S)(R)(HD) remake Hollywood classics. (S)(R)(HD)

11.20 Benidorm 1/6. The gang returns for a goodwill stay at the Solana after being held hostage by drug dealers on their last holiday, and Martin shows off his new girlfriend. (Series 3) (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 12.15am Jackpot247 3.00 Storage Hoarders (S)(SL)(R)(HD) 3.50-6.00am ITV Nightscreen (HD)

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SKY 131

VIRGIN FREEVIEW FREESAT 112 33 114

12.10am FILM Insidious: Chapter 2 Supernatural thriller sequel. (S)(HD) (2013, 15, 110min) ★★★ 2.00 Loaded (S)(SL)(R)(HD)(AD) 2.45 National Treasure (S)(SL)(R)(HD)(AD) 3.45 Shipping Wars UK (S)(R)(HD) 4.10 Location, Location, Location (S)(R)(HD) 5.05 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures (S)(R)(HD) 5.20-6.15am Fifteen to One (S)(R)(HD)

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SKY 105 VIR 105 F’VIEW 5 F’SAT105 HD 105 HD 105

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SKY 106 VIRGIN 110 HD 106 /217 HD 109

6.00am Hawaii Five-0 Double bill. (S)(R)(HD) 8.00 Monkey Life (S)(R) (AD) 9.00 It’s Me or the Dog (S)(R) (HD) 10.00 Nothing to Declare (S) (R)(HD) 11.00 Forever (S)(R)(HD) 12.00noon NCIS: Los Angeles Spiral: 12/24. (Series 6) (S)(R)(HD) 1.00pm Hawaii Five-0 (S)(R)(HD) 2.00 Hawaii Five-0 (S)(R)(HD) 3.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (S)(R)(HD) 4.00 Haven (Series 1) (R)(HD) 5.00 Modern Family (S)(R)(HD) 5.30 Modern Family (S)(R)(HD) 6.00 Futurama A Flight to Remember: Fry and the gang take a doomed cruise, and Bender falls in love with a rich female robot. (S)(R)(AD) 6.30 The Simpsons The Girl Code: Homer is fired. Featuring the guest voices of Stephen Merchant and Kaitlin Olson. (S)(R)(HD)

LOCAL VARIATIONS BBC1 SCOTLAND

Sky 951, Virgin 862, Freesat 960

6.55-7.00pm Party Election Broadcast 7.30-8.00pm Landward

N. IRELAND

Sky 953, Virgin 863, Freesat 957

6.55-7.00pm Party Election Broadcast 9.30-10.00 Bikes! North West 200 Highlights 10.35 The Blame Game 11.05 The Graham Norton Show 11.55 Have I Got News for You 12.25am Would I Lie to You? 12.55 FILM Win a Date with Tad Hamilton! (2004, PG, 90min) ★★ 2.25-6.00am BBC News

WALES

Sky 952, Virgin 864, Freesat 964

6.55-7.00pm Party Election Broadcast 7.30-8.00pm Vets 24/7

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BBC2 SCOTLAND

Sky 970, Freesat 970

No variations

9.00

Inside the Houses of…

7.00 The Gadget Show 8/12. Georgie Barrat visits an uber-cool technology hub in New York, while Ortis Deley uses the latest tech to upgrade the lives of overworked paramedics. (S)(HD)

8.00 NEW The Ten Plagues of Egypt: Ancient Mysteries How ash from a volcanic eruption may have triggered a deadly domino effect, turning the River Nile red and making its waters toxic, explaining the biblical tale of the 10 plagues. (S)(HD)

9.00 NEW Inside the Houses of Parliament Documentary examining the story behind the famous Westminster buildings, looking to their future as weather and pollution have left them in a sorry state and in danger of collapse. (S)(HD)(AD)

10.00 Mind the Age Gap SERIES FINALE 5/5. Twelve volunteers from two generations try to bridge the gap by moving in together and talking through some of the most important issues that affect the world today. (S)(HD) 11.00 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords 5/16. A tenant who refuses to pay rent and makes money by subletting the house. (S)(R)(HD) 12.00m’t SuperCasino (HD) 3.10am FILM Maximum Risk Action thriller starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Natasha Henstridge and Jean-Hugues Anglade. (S) (1996, 18, 95min) ★★ 4.45 House Doctor (S) (SL)(R) 5.10 HouseBusters (S)(SL)(R) 5.35-6.00am Wildlife SOS (S)(SL)(R)

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SKY VIRGIN FREEVIEW FREESAT 44 128 177 155

8.30 Modern Family

7.00-8.30 The Simpsons Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles: Bart realises he has a crush on his new teacher. With the voice of Sofía Vergara. (S)(R)(HD) 7.30 Lisa’s Date with Density: Lisa develops a crush on school bully Nelson. (S)(R)(HD)

8.00 NEW EPISODE Animated comedy capers. (S)(HD) 8.30 Modern Family NEW EPISODE 20/22. Jay and Phil have a major disagreement over their parking lot attendant’s role. (Series 8) (S)(HD)

9.00 Jamestown NEW EPISODE 2/8. Farlow and Redwick try to send a powerful message to the Jamestown women about their status in the settlement, while things go from bad to worse for Verity when she is accused of being a witch. (HD)

10.00 Micky Flanagan Thinking Aloud 4/6. The comedian tackles another of the big questions that keep him awake at night, focusing on the midlife crisis. (S)(R)(HD)

11.00 The Blacklist: Redemption Whitehall: 7/8. Tom reaches out to an unexpected ally. (S)(R)(HD) 12.00m’t Duck Quacks Don’t Echo With guests Danny Baker, Roisin Conaty and Jack Dee. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 1.00am Hawaii Five-0 (Series 2) (S) (R)(HD) 2.00 Legends (S)(R)(HD) 3.00 DC’s Legends of Tomorrow (Series 2) (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 4.00 Got to Dance (S)(R)(HD) 5.006.00am Road Wars (S)(R)(HD)(AD)

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SKY 130

(S) Subtitles (SL) Signing (R) Repeat (HD) High Definition (AD) Audio Description

N. IRELAND

Sky 972, Freesat 969

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BBC4

MORE4

SKY 116 VIR107 F’VIEW 9 F’SAT110

SKY 138 VIR147 F’VIEW F’SAT 124 HD 138/231 HD 195 14

HD116/143 HD163 HD 106 HD 107

8.55am A Place in the Sun: Summer Sun (HD) 11.00am1.35pm Four in a Bed (HD) 7.30 Top of the Pops: 1983 1.35pm A Place in the Sun: Performers include Paul Summer Sun (HD) 3.40 Young, Tina Turner, The Smiths, Time Team (HD) 5.50 Vet on Marilyn and Simple Minds. the Hill (HD) 6.55 The Secret Life of 5 Year Olds (HD) 8.00 The Good Old Days

7.00pm World News Today

The day’s leading stories. (HD)

Performers include Frankie Vaughan, Lennie Bennett and Jerry Stevens, Barbara Law and Ray C Davies.

8.50 Sounds of the Seventies Featuring Gladys Night & the Pips, Bill Withers and Aretha Franklin.

9.00 It’s Only Rock ’n’ Roll: Rock ’n’ Roll at the BBC Including performances by Jerry Lee Lewis, Neil Sedaka, Tom Petty, Oasis and Joan Jett.

10.00 NEW Buddy Holly: Rave On The story of Buddy Holly’s tragically short life and career through interviews with those who knew him and worked with him. Contributors include Don McLean and Paul Anka. (HD)

ITV 8.00-8.30pm Fishlock’s Choice

S4C Sky 134, Virgin 166, Freesat 120

6.00am Cyw 12.00noon Heno 12.30pm Ffasiwn Mecanic 1.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 1.05 Ceffylau Cymru 1.30 Ffermio 2.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 2.05 Prynhawn Da 3.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 3.05 O Gymru Fach 4.00 Awr Fawr 5.00 Stwnsh: Ffeil 5.05 Stwnsh: Tag 5.45 Stwnsh: Fi 6.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 6.05 04 Wal: 2002 6.30 Cegin Bryn 7.00 Heno 8.00 Pobol y Cwm 8.25 3 Lle: Meic Stevens 9.00 Newyddion 9 a’r Tywydd 9.30 ’Run Sbit 10.00 Lisa: Y Dyn ei Hun 10.30 Stiwdio Gefn 11.0011.35pm 999: Y Glas

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9.00 Spin NEW EPISODE Betrayals: 5/6. Heads roll in government as much as in the opposition following the revelations resulting from Apolline’s investigation. Subtitled. (Series 3)

10.00 24 Hours in A&E A 71-year-old is rushed to A&E by air ambulance after falling head first onto a tiled floor while doing DIY. (HD)(AD)

ITV2

E4

SKY 118 VIR115 F’VIEW F’SAT 113 6 HD 118/225 HD 176

SKY 136 VIR144 F’VIEW F’SAT HD136/202 HD 145 28 122

Sky 971, Freesat 971

As main ITV except: WALES

McCloud follows a couple’s project to transform a 1960s forester’s lodge into a unique Japanese home, complete with a tatami room and sliding paper walls. (HD)(AD)

11.05 24 Hours in A&E (HD)(AD) 12.05am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 1.05 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown (HD) 11.00 Kings of Rock ’n’ Roll 2.05 24 Hours in A&E (HD) 12.00m’t Top of the Pops: 1983 (AD) 3.10-3.50am 8 Out of 10 12.35am It’s Only Rock ’n’ Roll: Cats: With Melanie C. (HD) Rock ’n’ Roll at the BBC 1.35 Buddy Holly: Rave On (HD) 2.35VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT +1 hour SKY 139 196 86 125 3.35am Kings of Rock ’n’ Roll

WALES

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7.55 Grand Designs Kevin

Friday

6.00-9.15am Milkshake! 9.15am The Wright Stuff (HD) 11.15 To B&B the Best (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 12.10pm News (S)(HD) 12.15 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door (S)(R)(HD) 1.15 Home and Away (S)(HD)(AD) 1.45 Neighbours (S)(HD)(AD) 2.20 NCIS Crescent City – Part Two: 19/24. (Series 11) (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 3.15 FILM Killer Date Thriller starring Anna Hutchinson and Karissa Staples. (S)(HD) (2016, PG, 105min) ★★ 5.00 News (S)(HD) 5.30 Neighbours David thinks Aaron has betrayed him. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 6.00 Home and Away Olivia and Hunter find their new home is a run-down mess. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 6.30 News (S)(HD) 6.55 Party Election Broadcast (S)(HD)

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Friday

6.00am Ella Henderson: The Hot 6.00am Hollyoaks (HD)(AD) 6.30 Desk (HD) 6.10 Totally Bonkers Coach Trip: Road to Marbs (HD) Guinness World Records (HD) (AD) 7.00 Baby Daddy (HD) 6.35 Below Deck (HD) 7.20 7.55 Rules of Engagement (HD) The Ellen DeGeneres Show (HD) 8.55 Melissa & Joey (HD) 10.00 8.00 Emmerdale (HD)(AD) Baby Daddy (HD) 11.00 How I 9.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold Met Your Mother (HD)(AD) 9.35 Scorpion (HD) 10.25 12.00noon New Girl (HD)(AD) Below Deck (HD) 1.00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine (HD) 11.20 Who’s Doing the Dishes? (AD) 2.00 The Big Bang Theory (HD) 12.25pm Emmerdale (HD) (HD)(AD) 3.00 How I Met Your (AD) 1.30 You’ve Been Framed! Mother (HD)(AD) 4.00 Gold 2.00 The Ellen DeGeneres Brooklyn Nine-Nine (HD)(AD) Show NEW EDITION (HD) 2.50 5.00 New Girl (HD)(AD) 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (HD) The Big Bang Theory (HD)(AD) 5.00 Judge Rinder (HD) 6.00 7.00 Hollyoaks (HD)(AD) You’ve Been Framed! Gold

7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold Comical clip show narrated by Harry Hill.

8.00 Two and a Half Men 11/22. Charlie helps Jake cheat on his girlfriend while she is away for the festive season. (HD) 8.30 12/22. Jake writes Celeste love songs in a bid to win her back. (Series 7) (HD)

9.00 FILM American Pie Bawdy sex comedy starring Jason Biggs, Chris Klein and Natasha Lyonne. Teenage friends pledge to lose their virginity before the school prom – which is only three weeks away. (HD)(AD) (1999, 15, 96min) ★★★★

7.30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine

16/22. Terry and Holt disagree over a troublemaker. (Series 4) (HD)(AD)

8.00 The Big Bang Theory 4/24. Amy spoils one of Sheldon’s favourite films by pointing out a plot hole that ruins the story. (HD)(AD) 8.30 16/24. Howard is offered the chance to go back into space. (Series 7) (HD)(AD)

9.00 FILM Hanna Action thriller starring Saoirse Ronan, Eric Bana, Cate Blanchett and Tom Hollander. (HD)(AD) (2011, 12, 111min) ★★★★

11.10 The Big Bang Theory (HD) (AD) 12.10am Tattoo Fixers (SL) (HD) 2.20 E4’s Tattoo Artist of the Year: The Finale (HD)(AD) 3.10 Rude Tube: Extreme Rides 11.00 Family Guy (HD)(AD) (HD) 4.00 Rules of Engagement 12.30am American Dad! (HD) (HD) 4.40 Melissa & Joey (HD) (AD) 1.30-2.30am Release the Hounds: Famous & Freaked (HD) 5.05-6.00am Charmed (SL)

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SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 180 116 27 114

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SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 137 146 29 123

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FRIDAY

Sky Atlantic

Sky Living

SKY 108 HD 108/222

SKY 107 VIRGIN 112 HD 111 HD 107/221

Friday

6.00am Stop, Search, Seize (HD) 7.00 The Biggest Loser USA (HD) 8.00 Nothing to Declare: Double bill. 9.00 Monkey Life: Double bill. 10.00 Motorway Patrol: Double bill. 11.00 Elementary (HD) 12.00noon CSI (HD) 1.00pm Criminal Minds: Double bill. (Series 5) (HD) 3.00 Elementary (HD) 4.00 Stop, Search, Seize (HD) 5.00 The Biggest Loser USA (HD) 6.00 Nothing to Declare

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6.00-9.00am Richard E Grant’s Hotel Secrets: Triple bill. (HD) 9.00 The West Wing: Double bill. (HD) 11.00 Cold Case (HD) 12.00noon House (HD) 1.00pm Blue Bloods (HD) 2.00 Urban Secrets (HD) 3.00 The West Wing: Double bill. (Series 2) (HD) 5.00 Cold Case (Series 2) (HD) 6.00 House: Control: 14/22. A company boss becomes paralysed. (Series 1) (HD)

10.50 Dexter

7.00am The Piglet Files 7.25 Ever Decreasing Circles 8.00 My Hero 8.40 As Time Goes By 9.20 One Foot in the Grave 10.00 Last of the Summer Wine 12.00noon One Foot in the Grave 12.40pm My Family 1.20 My Hero 2.00 Ever Decreasing Circles 2.40 One Foot in the Grave 3.20 As Time Goes By 4.00 Last of the Summer Wine 6.00 My Family 6.40 One Foot in the Grave

9.40

SKY 120 VIR118 F’VIEW F’SAT HD120/268 HD 178 24 117

7.00am Scrapheap Challenge 7.50 Home Shopping 8.10 American Pickers 9.00 Storage Hunters UK (HD) 10.00 American Pickers 12.00noon Lizard Lick Towing: Double bill of the series. 1.00pm Top Gear: Double bill. 3.00 Jay Leno’s Garage 4.00 Steve Austin’s Broken Skull Challenge 5.00 Top Gear: Building stretch limousines. 6.00 Jeremy drives a Swedish supercar.

6.00am In Loving Memory 6.25 Heartbeat 7.30 Where the Heart Is 8.25 Wild at Heart 9.30-10.55 Judge Judy (HD) 10.55 Road to Avonlea (HD) 11.55 The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes (HD) 1.05pm Heartbeat 2.10 Where the Heart Is 3.10 Wild at Heart 4.15 The Cruise (HD) 4.50 Love Your Garden (HD) 5.55 Heartbeat: The Shoot: A shooting party masks a sinister plot.

6.00am Nijinsky’s Triple Crown (HD) 6.05 Ax Men (HD) 6.50 Cash Cowboys (HD) 7.45 The Saint 8.50 Ironside 9.55 Minder 11.00 The Sweeney 12.00noon Ax Men (HD) 1.00pm Pawn Stars (HD) 1.30 LIVE ITV Racing: Day three of the May Festival from Chester. (HD) 4.00 Minder 5.00 The Sweeney 6.00 Cash Cowboys: Scott and Sheldon make a discovery in Canada. (HD)

8.00

Ronnie’s Redneck…

The Street

10.00 American Gangster

7.00 Top Gear Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May visit Spain to help its struggling economy and create a street circuit. 8.00 Ronnie’s Redneck Road Trip NEW EDITION Ron gets a lead on the stolen Ferrari. 8.30 SERIES FINALE Ron’s travels reach an end.

7.00 Murder, She Wrote Murder in 3/4 Time (aka The Survivor) Jessica investigates the murder of an undercover detective. (HD) 8.00 Doc Martin Cats and Sharks: 7/8. Bert struggles to repay two loan sharks, and Martin performs an operation on Eleanor. (Series 5) (HD)

7.00 Cycling: Tour Series Ned Boulting presents action from round two of the Tour Series city centre races from Stoke-on-Trent. (HD) 8.00 Counting Cars Danny decides to host a huge car show. (HD) 8.30 Danny has a hard time choosing his best employee. (HD)

9.00 LIVE MMA World Title Fight Coverage from the Genting Arena in Birmingham, where the highlight of the BAMMA 29 card is Brett McDermott v Ruben Wolf. (HD)

9.00 The Street 2/6. A man dreading the prospect of retirement becomes more depressed when his company allows him to leave his job early. Stars Jim Broadbent and Sue Johnston. (Series 1)

9.00 Car Crash Britain: Caught on Camera Documentary profiling crashes, miracle escapes and bad driving. (HD)

10.15 Law & Order: UK (HD) 11.20 Wire in the Blood 12.25am The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes (HD) 1.30 The Knock 2.25 Wycliffe (HD) 3.20 Long Lost Family (HD) 4.10 Million Dollar Princesses (HD) 5.005.50am In Loving Memory VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 193 174

7.00 The Real A&E A boy falls through a garage roof. (HD) 7.30 A woman receives treatment after being hit by a goods train. (HD) 8.00 Criminal Minds P911: 2/23. Gideon and the team help find a youngster who is being sold through an online auction. (Series 2) (HD)

7.00 Blue Bloods Home Sweet Home: 12/22. A homeless teenage boy claims his aunt was killed by her boyfriend. (HD) 8.00 Love Stories: 13/22. Danny and Baez investigate when a wanted hitman is shot while committing a burglary. (Series 5) (HD)

9.00 Nashville NEW EPISODE Let’s Put It Back Together Again: 3/22. Juliette listens to demos to motivate her recuperation. (Series 5) (HD)

11.00 Blindspot (HD) 12.00m’t Cold Case (HD) 1.00am The Real A&E (HD) 2.00 Sun, Sea and A&E 3.00 Chicago Fire (HD) 4.00 Border Security: Canada’s Front Line (HD) 5.006.00am Nothing to Declare

9.00 NEW Abortion: Stories Women Tell A look at the subject of abortion, told through stories of women dealing with unplanned pregnancies, abortion providers and activists on both sides of the debate. (HD)

9.00 Mrs Brown’s Boys A hypnotist provides the entertainment at the triplets’ baptism. 9.40 Bottom Richie and Eddie’s peace is disturbed by a violent encounter with a would-be burglar. 10.20 Richie and Eddie hear of a fixed horse race.

10.50 Dexter: Run: 4/12. (Series 7) (HD) 12.00m’t Deadwood: Double bill. (HD) 2.05am The Borgias (HD) 3.05 Girls (HD) 4.156.00am The British (HD)

11.00 Spaced: Double bill. 12.15am Monty Python’s Best Bits (Mostly) 1.35 The League of Gentlemen 2.10 The Thick of It 2.45 Human Remains 3.20-4.00am The Armando Iannucci Shows

11.00 FILM Demolition Man: Sci-fi action thriller starring Sylvester Stallone, Wesley Snipes and Sandra Bullock. (HD) (1993, 15, 114min) ★★★ 1.20am Steve Austin’s Broken Skull Challenge (HD) 2.20 Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish 3.204.00am Lizard Lick Towing

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VIRGIN F’VIEW +1 hour SKY 211 214 79

10.00 Criminal Minds Our Darkest Hour: 23/23. (Series 5) (HD)

Real Lives SKY VIRG 172 160 6.00am Motorway Patrol 6.30 Highway Patrol 7.00 Police Force: Australia 8.00 Obese: A Year to Save My Life USA 9.00 The Dog Whisperer 10.00 Monkey Business 11.00 Border Security: Canada’s Front Line 12.00noon UK Border Force 1.00pm Road Wars 2.00 Obese: A Year to Save My Life USA 3.00 60 Minute Makeover 4.00 Nothing to Declare 5.00 Border Security USA 6.00 Motorway Patrol 7.00 Police Force: Australia 8.00 Highway Patrol 9.00 Britcam: Emergency on Our Streets 10.00 Police 10/7 10.30 Police Force: Australia 11.00 Sexcetera 1.00 Eurotrash 2.00 Road Wars 3.00 Police 10/7 4.00 Nothing to Declare 5.00-6.00 Border Security: Canada’s Front Line VIRG +1 hour SKY 173 207

96 TV&Satellite Week

Sky2 SKY VIRG 129 121 6.00am Andromeda 7.00 Motorway Patrol 8.00 Border Security: Canada’s Front Line 8.30-10.00 Customs UK 10.00 Police 10/7 11.00 The Dog Whisperer 12.00noon Robot Wars 1.00pm Ninja Warrior 2.00 Andromeda 3.00 Relic Hunter 4.00 Motorway Patrol 5.00 Stargate SG-1 6.00 Relic Hunter (Series 2) 7.00 Farscape (Series 1) 8.00 Road Wars 9.00 Hawaii Five-0 Puka ’ana (Exodus): 19/25. (Series 7) 10.00 The Force: Essex 11.00 The Force: Manchester 12.00m’t Jamestown: 2/8. 1.00am A League of Their Own 2.00 Duck Quacks Don’t Echo 3.00 Most Shocking 4.00 Robot Wars 5.00-6.00am Ninja Warrior: Double bill.

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SKY 119 VIR117 F’VIEW F’SAT HD119/263 HD 177 10 115

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7.20 Only Fools and Horses Christmas special from 2001. The brothers jet off to Monte Carlo five years after achieving their dream of becoming millionaires – only for a dodgy deal to see them heading home.

ITV3

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10.00 FILM American Gangster Ridley Scott’s epic real-life crime drama. Includes FYI Daily at 11.05. (HD) (2007, 18, 150min) ★★★★

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1.10am Better Late Than Never (HD) 2.00-2.55am Minder

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ITV Encore SKY 123 HD 123/269

6.00am Border Security: Canada’s Front Line 7.00 Border Patrol 8.00 Motorway Patrol 9.00 UK Border Force 10.00 Cold Case 11.00 Stargate Atlantis (Series 3) 12.00noon Highway Patrol 1.00pm Cold Case 2.00 Grey’s Anatomy 3.00 Nothing to Declare 4.00 Police Force: Australia 5.00 The Dog Whisperer 6.00 Monkey Life 7.00 Stargate Atlantis 8.00 Sanctuary 9.00-10.30 Police Force: Australia NEW EDITIONS 10.30 Police 10/7 11.00 Britcam: Emergency on Our Streets 12.00m’t Police POV 1.00am Police 10/7 2.00 Most Shocking 3.00 Road Wars 4.00 Police Force: Australia 5.00-6.00am Motorway Patrol

7.00am News 8.00 News: 8.00am The Middle (HD) 9.00am The Only Way Is Daily Pop 9.00am8.35 The Middle: Essexmas 2013 (HD) 12.00noon Keeping Up Thanksgiving (HD) 9.00 10.00 Jerseylicious (HD) with the Kardashians: The Fresh Prince of Bel 11.00 The Real Triple bill. 12.00noon Air 10.00am-1.00pm Housewives of Atlanta News 1.00pm Botched Friends (HD) 1.00pm (HD) 12.00noon 3.00-7.00 Keeping Up Impractical Jokers (HD) Cupcake Wars (HD) with the Kardashians: 2.00 Friends (HD) 1.00pm Dinner Date Back-to-back editions. 3.00-5.00 The Fresh (HD) 2.00 Fixer Upper 7.00 News Showbiz news. Prince of Bel Air 3.00 The Real Housewives 8.00 Wags Nicole and 5.00-8.00 Friends (HD) of Orange County (HD) Barbie are at odds over a 8.00-9.30 Impractical 4.00 The Real trip to a strip club during Jokers (HD) 9.30 Bad Housewives of New York her bachelorette party. Robots 10.00 Bob’s City: Double bill. (HD) Burgers NEW EPISODE 6.00 Dinner Date (HD) 9.00 Keeping Up with the (HD) 10.30 Jeff & Some 7.00 Cupcake Wars NEW Kardashians Double bill. Aliens NEW EPISODE EDITION An event hosted 11.00 News 12.00m’t The (HD) 11.00 Kevin Hart Live: by wedding planner Tonight Show Starring Laugh at My Pain (HD) Kristin Banta. (HD) Jimmy Fallon NEW EDITION 1.00am 12.00m’t The Daily Show 8.00 Dinner Date: Calvin Keeping Up with the NEW EDITION (HD) from Greater Manchester Kardashians 1.30 12.30-2.00am South looks for love. (HD) Teleshopping 2.30 The Park (HD) 2.00-3.25 9.00 The Millionaire Tonight Show Starring Impractical Jokers (HD) Matchmaker (HD) Jimmy Fallon 3.30 News 3.25 The Fresh Prince 11.00 Mob Wives (HD) 4.30-5.00am Kourtney of Bel Air 4.15-5.00am 11.55pm-12.55am The & Khloe Take Miami Two and a Half Men (HD) Jeremy Kyle Show USA

6.00am Kavanagh QC (HD) 7.25 Peak Practice 8.20 The Chief 9.20 Always and Everyone 10.20 Heartbeat 11.30 Lillie 12.40pm Kavanagh QC (HD) 2.25 Peak Practice 3.25 Heartbeat 4.35 The Chief 5.40 Always and Everyone 6.45 Agatha Christie’s Poirot: Double bill. (HD) 9.00 Safe House 3/4. Michael has a breakthrough in his hunt for the Blackwells. (HD) 10.00 4/4. Joe and Sam become caught up in a terrifying ordeal. (HD) 11.00 Prime Suspect 1973: 1/6. Crime drama prequel. (HD) 12.05am Agatha Christie’s Poirot (HD) 2.00 Paranoid (HD) 2.50 Love Life (HD) 3.40 The Chief 4.35-5.30am Always and Everyone

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+1 hour SKY 229

SKY +1 hour 208

VIRG +1 hour SKY 127 133

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7.10am Murdoch Mysteries (HD) 9.00 Rizzoli & Isles (HD) 10.00 Castle (HD) 11.00 Sue Thomas: F.B.Eye 12.00noon Father Brown (HD) 1.00pm New Tricks (HD) 3.00 Castle (HD) 4.00 Sue Thomas: F.B.Eye (Series 2) 5.00 New Tricks: Only the Brave: The murder of a bikergang leader is reinvestigated. (HD) 6.00 Half Life: An unidentified murder victim is named on a website. (HD)

6.00am Star Trek: Voyager 8.00 Teleshopping 11.00am2.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation: Triple bill. 2.00pm Star Trek: Voyager: Double bill. (Series 6) 4.00 Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Double bill. (Series 3) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation: Aquiel: 13/26. The Enterprise crew investigates two suspicious deaths on a space station close to the Klingon border. (Series 6)

9.00

The Happenning

6.10am Countryside 999 7.00 My Dream Home 8.00 The Hotel Inspector 9.00 Motorway Cops 10.00 The Bill 11.00 Tipping Point 1.00pm Hairy Bikers’ Best of British: Britain’s fondness for picnics. 2.00 MasterChef USA 3.00 The Hotel Inspector 4.00 CSI: NY: Grand Master: 4/23. (HD) 5.00 A Man a Mile: 5/23. (Series 1) 6.00 Tipping Point: Game show.

8.00

FOX

Supernanny US

6.00am CSI: Miami (HD) 7.00 Teleshopping 8.00 CSI: Miami (HD) 10.00am2.00pm Law & Order (HD) 2.00-7.00pm NCIS: Back-toback episodes, including at: 4.00 Bikini Wax: 18/23. A beauty pageant leads to murder. (HD) 5.00 Conspiracy Theory: 19/23. An officer’s apparent suicide is investigated. (HD) 6.00 Red Cell: 20/23. A murder suspect is killed. (Series 2) (HD)

9.00

8.00am Burn Notice (HD) 9.00 The Closer (HD) 11.00 Leverage (HD) 1.00pm NCIS (HD) 3.00 The Closer (Series 5) (HD) 4.00 The Mentalist (Series 1) (HD) 5.00 Leverage: The Juror No 6 Job: 11/13. Parker thinks someone is trying to influence the jury’s verdict during a trial. (HD) 6.00 The First David Job: 12/13. Nate targets the CEO of his former employer. (Series 1)

Law & Order: SVU

9.00

7.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation Face of the Enemy: 14/26. Troi wakes to discover she has been surgically transformed as part of Spock’s plan. 8.00 Tapestry: 15/26. Picard is treated for a critical injury, but appears to pass into the afterlife, where Q is waiting to greet him. (Series 6)

7.00 My Dream Home NEW EDITION 7/10. A couple expecting their fourth child try to find the dream family home.

7.00 NCIS Hometown Hero: 21/23. A Marine suspected of murdering a girl is killed in Iraq. (Series 2) (HD)

8.00 Supernanny US A couple with four children all under the age of 10 seek help.

8.00 Major Crimes There’s No Place Like Home: 9/19. The squad investigates the death of an unpopular ICE agent. (Series 2) (HD)

9.00 Death in Paradise 2/8. A nun is found dead in a smokefilled bedroom in her convent. (Series 2) (HD)

9.00 FILM The Happening Sci-fi thriller starring Mark Wahlberg and Zooey Deschanel. A teacher and his wife try to find refuge during a bizarre outbreak of mass suicides. (HD) (2008, 15, 86min) ★★★

9.00 One Born Every Minute Two students become parents for the first time, and things do not go according to plan for a 40-year-old woman.

9.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Real Fake News: The team is asked to disprove accusations against a congressman. (Series 18) (HD)

9.00 NEW EPISODE The Wall: A US Marine working with a veterans’ charity is murdered. (Series 14) (HD)

10.00 EastEnders As shown on BBC1. (HD)

10.00 Chicago Justice Double Helix: A double murder seems to be the work of an imprisoned serial killer. (HD)

10.00 Bull NEW EPISODE Dressed to Kill: 18/22. Bull lends his services to the person accused of killing Chunk’s mentor. (HD)

1.00am MasterChef Australia 2.00-3.00am Code Black (HD)

11.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (HD) 2.00am Law & Order (HD) 4.006.00am Numb3rs (HD)

11.00 Family Guy (HD) 12.00m’t American Dad! (HD) 1.00am Family Guy 2.00 American Dad! (HD) 3.00 Family Guy (HD) 4.005.00am American Dad! (HD)

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 213 131

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 150 138

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 165 158

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11.30 Rizzoli & Isles (HD) 12.25am Murdoch Mysteries (HD) 2.25 The Closer (HD) 3.10-4.00am Murdoch Mysteries (Series 3) (HD)

11.00 FILM Redline: Animated fantasy adventure. (2009, 15, 102min) ★ 1.00am Buffy the Vampire Slayer 3.00-6.00am Star Trek: The Next Generation (Series 6)

SKY VIRGIN +1 hour 226 130

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 194 136

10.40 FILM Get Smart Spy comedy starring Steve Carell. (HD) (2008, 12, 109min) ★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

6.00am The South Bank Show Originals 7.00 Auction (HD) 8.00 Tales of the Unexpected 9.00 Discovering: Shirley MacLaine (HD) 9.55 Landscape Artist of the Year 2016 (HD) 10.55 Nureyev & Friends 1.00pm Tales of the Unexpected 2.00 Auction (HD) 3.00 Inside the Actors Studio: Amy Adams 4.00 Landscape Artist of the Year 2016 (HD) 5.00 Tales of the Unexpected 6.00 Discovering: Charles Bronson: A profile of the actor. (HD)

10.00 Bull

7.00 Father Brown The Mysteries of the Rosary: 5/10. Sid and the cleric try to find the mythical Lannington Rosary. (Series 2) (HD) 8.00 Quantico FALLENORACLE: 12/22. The recruits break into the NSA to delete their personal information. (Series 2) (HD)

10.00 Rebus The Falls: 1/2. The detective tries to discover the significance of a clue left at the scene of a eminent doctor’s murder. (Series 2)

Sky Arts SKY 121 VIRGIN 122 HD 121/223 HD 206

SKY 124 VIRGIN 157 HD 124/188 HD 199

7.00-10.00 NCIS 16 Years: 7/24. Ducky is forced to reveal he has been helping to solve crimes in his spare time. (HD) 8.00 Saviours: 8/24. DiNozzo must help an old flame rescue her kidnapped husband. With Scottie Thompson. (Series 13) (HD)

Brian Johnson’s…

7.00 Soundbreaking A look at the everevolving process of building a beat. (HD)

8.00 Classic Albums Pink Floyd’s groundbreaking 1973 album The Dark Side of the Moon.

9.00 Brian Johnson’s A Life on the Road NEW EDITION 3/6. Pink Floyd drummer Nick Mason gives Brian a tour of his car collection. (HD) 10.00 Pink Floyd – Live at Pompeii A 1972 concert by the band. 11.20 David Gilmour: Live in Gdansk 1.15am Slash: Raised on the Sunset Strip (HD) 2.45 Too Young to Die (HD) 3.45 Honeysuckle (HD) 4.00 Eras of Music History (HD) 5.00 South Bank Show Originals: Steven Spielberg 5.306.00am South Bank Show Originals: PD James (HD)

CBS Action

CBS Drama

4Seven

5USA

5STAR

True Ent

Drama

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 148 192 64 137

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 149 197 71 134

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 140 143 110/47 127

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 174 153 21 129

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 176 151 30 131

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 183 189 61 142

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 158 128 20 158

9.00am Access 9.10 The Mysteries of Laura 10.00 Law & Order 12.00noon CSI: NY 1.00pm NCIS 2.00 Rookie Blue 3.00 Longmire 4.00 Law & Order 6.00 CSI: NY 7.00 NCIS Double Identity: 17/24. The team makes a surprising discovery. 8.00 Jurisdiction: 18/24. A navy diver hunting for treasure is apparently murdered. (Series 7) 9.00 Law & Order: Los Angeles Sylmar: 4/22. Radicals plan to bomb Los Angeles airport. (Series 1) 10.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Mercy: 14/25. (Series 4) 11.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 12.00m’t Person of Interest 1.00am CSI: NY 3.004.00am Chicago PD

8.00am Access 8.10 That ’70s Show 8.30 Dance Moms 10.15 8 Simple Rules 11.10 My Wife and Kids 12.05pm Gilmore Girls 1.00 Dance Moms 2.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 3.00 Neighbours 3.30 Home and Away 4.00 Dance Moms 5.00 My Wife and Kids: Double bill. 6.00 Neighbours 6.30 Home and Away 7.00 Dance Moms 8.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away Double bill. 10.00 FILM The Fifth Element Sci-fi fantasy starring Bruce Willis and Milla Jovovich. (1997, PG, 126min) ★★★★ 12.35am FILM Killer Elite: Action thriller starring Jason Statham and Clive Owen. (2011, 15, 116min) ★★ 2.55 South Park 3.50-4.00am Access

6.00am The Waltons 7.00 Little House on the Prairie 8.00 The Waltons 10.00 Little House on the Prairie 11.00 Roots 1.00pm Danielle Steel’s Message from Nam: 2/2. 3.00 FILM Blue Smoke: Romantic thriller. (2007, 12, 90min) ★★ 5.00 Murder, She Wrote 6.00 Touched by an Angel 7.00 M*A*S*H Double bill. 8.00 The Avengers 9.00 The Man from Uncle The Waverly Ring Affair: 19/30. Thrush infiltrates the Uncle headquarters. 10.00 The Bridge of Lions Affair – Part One: 20/30. The mysterious disappearance of cats is investigated. (Series 2) 11.00 Taggart 12.30am M*A*S*H 1.00-3.00am Carnal Innocence: Romantic thriller.

7.10am The Bill 8.00 Pie in the Sky 9.00 Bergerac 10.00 All Creatures Great and Small 11.00 The Bill 1.00pm Last of the Summer Wine 1.40 Waiting for God 2.20 Birds of a Feather 3.00 Boon 4.00 Bergerac 5.00 All Creatures Great and Small 6.00 Waiting for God 6.40 Last of the Summer Wine 7.20 Keeping Up Appearances 8.00 New Tricks 9.00 Life on Mars 4/8. Sam tackles police corruption. (Series 1) 10.00 New Tricks Nine Lives: The team investigates the death of an elderly woman. 11.20 Birds of a Feather 12.00m’t The Bill 1.00am Pie in the Sky 2.00 The Agatha Christie Hour 2.50-4.00am Boon

9.00am NCIS (Series 3) 11.00 Diagnosis Murder 12.00noon Gunsmoke 1.00pm Bonanza 2.00 CSI: Miami 3.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 4.00 Mission: Impossible 5.00 JAG 6.00 NCIS 7.00 Diagnosis Murder Guardian Angel: 14/19. An old friend of Dr Sloan’s is murdered. (Series 1) 8.00 Walker, Texas Ranger The Fighting McLains: 1/25. A man vows to avenge his sister’s murder. (Series 6) 9.00 NCIS: Los Angeles Overwatch: 12/24. A body goes missing from the morgue. (Series 2) 10.00 CSI: Miami 11.00 Mission: Impossible 12.00m’t NCIS 2.40am Bonanza 3.40 Walker, Texas Ranger 4.306.00am The Streets of San Francisco (Series 3)

+1 hour F’VIEW 90

9.00am Bonanza 10.00 9.00am Come Dine with Matlock 11.00 JAG Me (HD) 9.30 Extreme 12.00noon Judge Judy Cake Makers (HD) 10.00 1.00pm The Streets of Four in a Bed (HD) San Francisco (Series 4) 10.30 Couples Come Dine with Me (HD) 11.30 2.00 Bonanza 3.00 Posh Pawnbrokers (HD) Matlock 4.00 Judge Judy 5.00 Dr Quinn: Medicine 12.30pm Location, Woman 6.00 MacGyver Location, Location (HD) 7.00 JAG The Prisoner: 2.30-5.00 Come Dine with 20/22. Harm is taken Me (HD) 5.00 Ramsay’s prisoner by the Communist Kitchen Nightmares USA Chinese. (Series 1) 6.00 Ramsay’s Hotel Hell 8.00-10.00 Judge Judy (HD) 7.00 The Restoration Back-to-back editions Man (HD) 8.00 The of real-life small-claims Supervet (HD) 9.00 cases, presided over One Born Every Minute by former New York (HD) 10.00 Ramsay’s judge Judy Sheindlin. Kitchen Nightmares USA 10.00 Bad Girls Chapel 11.00 The 80s: Ten Years of Love: 10/16. Nikki That Changed Britain becomes upset when (HD) 12.35am Gogglebox Helen is promoted, (HD) 1.30 First Dates and Crystal goes on (HD) 2.25 How to Get hunger strike. (Series 3) a Council House (HD) 11.05 Cheaters 1.00am 3.20 Loaded (HD) 4.05 Judge Judy 2.00 Cops Shipping Wars UK (HD) 3.00 MacGyver 4.004.30-4.40am Jamie’s 5.00am Bonanza Comfort Food (HD)

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 219 185 56 130

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 190 186 55 132

F’SAT +1 hour SKY 184 153

Friday

10.00 Rebus

Universal SKY 113 VIRGIN 137 HD 113/204 HD 164

SKY 109 VIRGIN 125 HD 109/245 HD 191

Friday

7 PM

8 PM

9 PM

10 PM

TV&Satellite Week 97


FRIDAY AMC SKY 192 HD 192/276

Friday

Programmes start at 5pm.

5.00pm FILM Envy Black comedy starring Ben Stiller, Jack Black and Rachel Weisz. (2003, 12, 99min) ★★ 7.00 Rectify Happy Unburdening: 7/8. Daniel opens up about a horrific experience in prison. 8.10 All I’m Sayin’: 8/8. Daniel begins to appreciate his new life. (Series 4) 9.30 Fear the Walking Dead Pablo & Jessica: 11/15. Alicia and Madison try to bring two competing factions together. (Series 2) 10.30 The Son Death Song: 4/10. The McCulloughs enact a dangerous plan to take the fight to their enemy. 11.30 Weeds: Double bill. 12.50am The Shield 1.55 Manhattan 2.50 Big Screen 3.10-5.30am Rectify

Good Food SKY 133 VIRG 278 HD 133/255 HD 280

Entertainment & Lifestyle

CBS Reality

Challenge

SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT 66 135 146 148

SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT 46 146 145 139

9.00am Judge Judy 9.50 Snapped: Killer Couples 10.45 Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction? 11.40 Unsolved Mysteries 12.35-3.10pm Judge Judy: Back-to-back editions. 3.10 Snapped: Killer Couples 4.05 Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction? 5.05-7.00 Judge Judy: Back-to-back editions. 7.00 Medical Detectives Double bill profiling real-life crimes and how investigators solve them, showing the process of evidence analysis using forensic techniques. 8.00 Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction? Anthology mystery. 9.00 Cold Blood Double bill of the series reconstructing murder investigations. 11.00 Medical Detectives 12.00m’t Crime Stories 1.00am Cold Blood 3.00 Teleshopping 4.00-6.00am Cops: Back-to-back editions.

6.00am Golden Balls 7.00 Dale’s Supermarket Sweep: Double bill. 8.00 Catchphrase 8.30 Bruce’s Price Is Right 9.00 The Chase 10.00 Family Fortunes 11.00 Dale’s Supermarket Sweep 11.30 Bruce’s Price Is Right 12.00noon Wheel of Fortune 1.00pm Catchphrase: Double bill. 2.00 Pointless 3.00 The Chase USA 4.00 Total Wipeout: Physical game show. 5.00 The Chase 6.00 The Crystal Maze 7.00-10.00 The Chase Triple bill of the quiz show hosted by Bradley Walsh. 10.00 Classic Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Big-money quiz hostd by Chris Tarrant. 11.00 Bullseye 12.00m’t The Chase 2.00am Pointless 3.00-5.00 Bullseye: Back-to-back editions. 5.00-6.00am Golden Balls

9.00am Malcolm in the Middle 10.00 The Middle 10.30 The Middle: Thanksgiving 11.00 Two and a Half Men: Double bill. 12.00noon Wipeout USA 1.00pm The Fresh Prince of Bel Air 2.00 The Middle 2.30 The Middle: Thanksgiving 3.00 Impractical Jokers 4.00 Bob’s Burgers 6.00 The Fresh Prince of Bel Ai 8.00 Toddlers Make You Laugh Out Loud 9.00 Lee Evans Live in Scotland 10.30 Rob Beckett at the Comedy Store 11.00pm-1.00am Impractical Jokers: Back-to-back editions. 1.00am Kevin Bridges Live: The Story Continues 2.00 Paul Chowdhry: What’s Happening White People? 3.00 Punk’d 3.20 The Daily Show 3.45 Billy on the Street 4.10 Inside Amy Schumer 4.30 Malcolm in the Middle: Double bill. 5.15-6.00am Friends

6.00am Operation Repo 7.00 Overhaulin’ 9.00 Chop Shop 10.00 Too Cute! 11.00 Animal Cops Houston 1.00pm Bear Grylls: Born Survivor 2.00 What Could Possibly Go Wrong? 3.00 Mythbusters: Double bill. 5.00 What Could Possibly Go Wrong? 6.00 Mythbusters 7.00 Mythbusters Testing if it is possible to play tennis on the wing of a plane. 8.00 America’s Worst Tattoos Double bill of the series. 9.00 Air Jaws Footage of great white sharks taking to the air. 10.00 Kingdig Customs Dave transforms a 1953 Chevy. 11.00 Deadliest Catch: Double bill. 1.00am American Guns 2.00 Custom My Ride 3.00 American Chopper 3.50 Operation Repo 4.40 American Chopper 5.306.00am Operation Repo

6.00-7.45am Barefoot Contessa: Back-to-back editions. 7.45 Anna Olson: Fresh: Double bill. 8.40 The Healthy Gourmet 9.1011.00 The Pioneer Woman: Back-to-back editions. 11.00 Country Show Cook Off 12.00noon Poh & Co NEW EDITIONS Double bill. 1.00pm Jamie at Home 2.00 Jamie Does Venice 3.00 The Pioneer Woman 4.00 Country Show Cook Off 5.00 Chopped Junior 6.00 Jamie Does the French Pyrenees 7.00 Jamie at Home: Double bill. 8.00 Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 9.00 Jamie and Jimmy’s Friday Night Feast 10.00 Restaurant: Impossible 11.00 Mystery Diners 12.00m’t Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 1.00am Restaurant: Impossible 2.00-3.00am Mystery Diners

VIRG +1 hour SKY 164 180

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SKY +1 hour 250

SKY VIRG F’VIEW FSAT 136 67 147 201

Home SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW 25 196 281

FSAT 147

SKY VIRGIN 128 182

Lifetime SKY 156 VIRG 208 HD 156/236 HD 209

DMax

Comedy Central Extra

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Quest SKY 144

SKY 162

VIRG F’VIEW 215 38

7.00am Homes Under the Hammer 8.00 Flog It! 9.00 Bargain Hunt 10.00 The Victorian Kitchen Garden 10.30 Home Front in the Garden 11.00 Escape to the Country 12.00noon Homes Under the Hammer 1.00pm DIY SOS: The Big Build 3.00 Flog It! 4.00 Homes Under the Hammer 5.00 The Victorian Kitchen Garden 5.30 Home Front in the Garden 6.00 Bargain Hunt 7.00 MasterChef Australia 8.00 Selling Houses Australia 9.00 Escape to the Country A home in the Scottish borders. 10.00 Storage Hunters UK Double bill of the series. 11.00 Homes Under the Hammer 12.00m’t Escape to the Country 1.00am You Deserve This House 2.00 Flog It! 3.00-4.00am Bargain Hunt: From Stamford.

7.00am Custom Built (HD) 8.00 Disaster Decks (HD) 9.00-11.00 Judge Judy (HD) 11.00 Hardcore Pawn (HD) 12.00noon My Ghost Story: Caught on Camera (HD) 1.00pm Disaster Decks (HD) 2.00 Judge Judy (HD) 3.00 The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (HD) 4.00 Dance Moms (HD) 5.00 Little Women: Atlanta (HD) 6.00 Hardcore Pawn (HD) 7.00 Judge Judy (HD) 8.00 Britain’s Next Top Model 9.00 Obsession: Dark Desires The case of a dangerous and obsessive stalker. (HD) 10.00 Fatal Vows (HD) 11.00 FILM The Wrong Child: Drama starring Vivica A Fox. (HD) (2016, 15, 84min) ★★ 12.45am Obsession: Dark Desires (HD) 1.45 Disaster Decks (HD) 3.00-4.00am Dance Moms (HD)

6.00am On Coarse with Dean Macey 6.20 Mainstream with Matt Hayes 7.10 Giro d’Italia Highlights 8.00-10.00 How It’s Made: Back-to-back editions of the series. 10.00 Wheeler Dealers 11.00 Chasing Classic Cars 12.00noon Mighty Planes 1.00pm SOS: Coast Guard Rescue 2.00 Wheeler Dealers 3.00 Outback Truckers 4.00 Salvage Hunters 5.00 Food Factory 6.00 Cars That Rock with Brian Johnson 7.00 Treehouse Masters 8.00 Salvage Hunters 9.00 Arctic Rescue 10.00 Giro d’Italia Highlights 11.00 You Have Been Warned 12.00m’t Wheeler Dealers 1.00am What’s My Car Worth? Double bill. 2.00 Destroyed in Seconds 3.00 Fifth Gear 4.00 Overhaulin’ 5.00-6.00am Chop Shop

6.00am Cake Boss 6.25 Homes Under the Hammer 7.10 Animal Cops Philadelphia 8.00 Animal Cops Houston 9.00 Bondi Vet 10.00 Extreme Couponing 11.00 Homes Under the Hammer 12.00noon Homes Under the Hammer 1.00-3.00pm Say Yes to the Dress 3.00 Cake Boss 4.00 Animal Cops Houston 5.00 Bondi Vet 6.00 Long Island Medium 8.00 Say Yes to the Dress 9.00 Casey Anthony: An American Murder Mystery 10.00 House of Horrors: Kidnapped 11.00 FBI Case Files 12.00m’t FBI Files 1.00am Scorned: Crimes of Passion 2.00 True Crime with Aphrodite Jones 3.00 FBI Files 4.00 Animal Cops Philadelphia 4.50 Homes Under the Hammer 5.35-6.00am Cake Boss

SKY VIRG +1 hour 243 279

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Shed 6.00am Thinking Tackle 7.00 Fishing Gurus 8.00 Total Fishing with Matt Hayes 9.00 Hardcore Pawn 10.00 You Have Been Warned 11.00 Tanked: Unfiltered 12.00noon Treehouse Masters 1.00pm Fast N’ Loud Revved Up 3.00 Misfit Garage 4.00 Wheeler Dealers 5.00 Hillbilly Handfishin’ 6.00 Tanked 7.00 Tanked NBA star Dwyane Wade asks Wayde and Brett to build him a temporary tank. 8.00 Wheeler Dealers Mike Brewer buys a Maserati 3200 GT for under £10,000. 9.00 Hardcore Pawn 10.00 Tanked: Unfiltered A request for a feng shui tank has Brett rearranging the office. 11.00 Wheeler Dealers 12.00m’t Moonshiners 1.00am Body Invaders 2.00 Marooned with Ed Stafford 3.00 Overhaulin’ 3.50 Fast N’ Loud 4.40 Hooked 5.30-6.00am Shedheads

98 TV&Satellite Week

Sony Channel SKY VIRGIN 193 157

Spike SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT 31 141 160 154

SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT 41 148 248 291

F’VIEW 92

TLC SKY 125 VIRG 167 HD 125/234 HD 168

SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT 17 160 155 129 6.00am Helicopter Heroes 7.00 Home Shopping 8.00 Homes Under the Hammer 9.00 Escape to the Country 10.00 Helicopter Heroes 11.00 Ghost Adventures 12.00noon Most Haunted 1.00pm Homes Under the Hammer 2.00 Escape to the Country 3.00 DIY SOS: Double bill. 4.00 RIP Files 5.00 Ghost Adventures 6.00 Secret Eaters 7.00 Escape to the Country 8.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build A bungalow is converted into a four-bedroom home. 9.00 Ghost Adventures 10.00 Most Haunted NEW EDITION An evening at Weir Mill in Stockport proves too much for one team member. 11.00 Paranormal Witness 12.00m’t Haunted Collector 1.00am The Dead Files 2.00 Home Shopping 4.00 Cheaters: Double bill. 5.356.00am Passport Patrol

TruTV SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT 68 154 212 186

7.00am Hustle (Series 5) 8.00am-12.00noon Ghost Hunters International: Back-to-back editions. 12.00noon Law & Order 2.00pm FILM So I Married an Axe Murderer: Comedy thriller starring Mike Myers. (1993, 15, 92min) ★★★ 4.00 Ghost Hunters International 5.00 Law & Order: Double bill. 7.00 Law & Order (Series 15) 8.00 Hustle Politics: 5/6. A drop-in centre’s manager is betrayed by a ruthless MP. (Series 5) 9.00 FILM A Fish Called Wanda Comedy starring John Cleese, Jamie Lee Curtis, Kevin Kline and Michael Palin. (1988, 15, 108min) ★★★★ 11.15 Orange Is the New Black: Double bill. 1.45am Hot in Cleveland: Double bill. 2.50 Hustle 3.50-4.00am Sony Movie News Extra

9.00am Access 9.10 Criminals: Caught on Camera 9.40 Inside King’s Cross: The Railway 10.40 Police Interceptors 12.40pm FILM The Fighting Kentuckian: Western. (1949, b/w, U, 99min) ★★★ 2.45 FILM The Last Command: Western with Sterling Hayden. (1955, PG, 110min) ★★★ 5.00 Inside King’s Cross: The Railway 6.00 Police Interceptors 7.00 Police Interceptors Officers track down burglars. 8.00 Dog handler Jimmy finds a dangerous weapon. 9.00 Impact Wrestling. 11.00 FILM The Punisher: Action thriller starring Dolph Lundgren as the Marvel Comics sinister vigilante hero. (1990, 18, 92min) ★ 12.50am The X-Files (Series 4) 1.45 Wynonna Earp 2.45-3.00am Access

6.00am Highlights 9.00 Say Yes to the Dress (HD) 10.00 Lottery Changed My Life (HD) 11.00 Cake Boss: The Next Great Baker (HD) 12.00noon Toddlers & Tiaras (HD) 1.00pm Gypsy Sisters (HD) 2.00 Cake Boss (HD) 3.00 Something Borrowed, Something New (HD) 4.00 Say Yes to the Dress: Bridesmaids (HD) 5.00 The Real Housewives of New Jersey (HD) 6.00 Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta (HD) 7.00 Say Yes to the Dress (HD) 8.00 Say Yes to the Dress: Big Bliss (HD) 9.00 NEW SERIES Say Yes to the Dress: UK (HD) 9.30 Say Yes to the Dress: UK NEW EDITION (HD) 10.00 Whitney: Fat Girl Dancing (HD) 11.00 Hoarding: Buried Alive (HD) 12.00m’t Say Yes to the Dress: Big Bliss (HD) 1.00am Say Yes to the Dress: UK (HD) 2.00-6.00am Highlights

6.00-10.00am Psychic Detectives: Back-to-back editions. 10.00 Paranormal Survivor: Double bill. 12.00noon Ghost Hunters: Double bill. 2.00pm A Stranger in My Home: Double bill. 4.00-7.00 Snapped: Women Who Kill: Triple bill. 7.00 Hardcore Pawn: Chicago A Russian tycoon wants to partner with the brothers. 7.30 Randy and Wayne spend the day at a flea market. 8.00 Ink Master Double bill of the competitive tattooing contest presented by musician Dave Navarro. 10.00 Hardcore Pawn: Chicago A ring worth $80,000 goes missing. 10.30 Randy refuses to let Wayne sell wedding dresses. 11.00 RuPaul’s Drag Race: Double bill of the series. 1.00-2.00am Ink Master

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Really

Quest Red

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6.10am Highlights 10.30 Raymond Blanc’s Kitchen Secrets (HD) 11.00 Food & Drink (HD) 11.30 Jamie’s Money Saving Meals (HD) 12.00noon The Great British Bake Off Masterclass (HD) 1.00pm MasterChef (HD) 2.00 You Gotta Eat Here (HD) 3.00 James Martin’s Food Map of Britain (HD) 3.30 Raymond Blanc’s Kitchen Secrets (HD) 4.00 Food & Drink (HD) 4.30 Jamie’s Money Saving Meals (HD) 5.00 The Hairy Bikers: Mums Know Best (HD) 6.00 MasterChef (HD) 7.00 You Gotta Eat Here (HD) 8.00 James Martin’s Food Map of Britain (HD) 8.30 Raymond Blanc’s Kitchen Secrets (HD) 9.00 Food & Drink (HD) 9.30 Jamie’s Money Saving Meals (HD) 10.00 The Great British Bake Off Masterclass (HD) 11.00 MasterChef (HD) 12.00m’t-6.00am Highlights

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Food Network

YourTV SKY 199

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7.00-9.00am Corrupt Crimes: Back-to-back editions. 9.00 Quincy ME 11.00am2.00pm Bones: Triple bill. 2.00pm Shark 3.00-7.00 Snapped: Women Who Kill: Back-to-back editions. 7.00 Trace Evidence: The Case Files of Dr Henry Lee The lone witness to a fire that destroyed a building is killed. 8.00 Justice By Any Means The lengths people go to in order to find justice. 9.00 Bones The Skull in the Sculpture: 8/26. Booth and Brennan suspect an artist’s assistant of murder. 10.00 The Con Man in the Meth Lab: 9/26. Brennan and Booth investigate a corpse found during a raid. (Series 4) 11.00 Bones: The Passenger in the Oven: 10/26. 12.00m’t Dark Minds 1.00am Justice By Any Means 2.00-3.00am Trace Evidence: The Case Files of Dr Henry Lee


12 May

Documentaries Discovery SKY 520 VIRGIN 250 HD 520/561 HD 251 6.00am Misfit Garage (HD) 7.00 Alaskan Bush People (HD) 8.00 Tanked (HD) 9.00 Mythbusters (HD) 10.00 Fast N’ Loud: Double bill. (HD) 12.00noon Overhaulin’ (HD) 1.00pm Street Outlaws (HD) 2.00 Alaskan Bush People (HD) 3.00 Yukon Men (HD) 4.00 Gold Divers (HD) 5.00 Mythbusters (HD) 6.00 Wheeler Dealers: Mike and Edd take on their first-ever Honda. (HD)

Mythbusters…

Nat Geographic

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6.00am Meet the Penguins (HD) 7.00 Guardians of Rescue (HD) 8.00 The Zoo (HD) 9.00 Wildest India (HD) 10.00 Alaskan Bush People (HD) 11.00 Pit Bulls & Parolees (HD) 12.00noon Safari Park Adventure (HD) 1.00pm Animal Cops Philadelphia (HD) 3.00 Treehouse Masters: Out on a Limb (HD) 4.00 Wildest Latin America (HD) 5.00 Alaska: The Last Frontier (HD) 6.00 Railroad Alaska (HD)

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Pit Bulls & Parolees

8.00am Supercars (HD) 9.00 Seconds from Disaster (HD) 10.00 Air Crash Investigation (HD) 11.00 Ultimate Airport Dubai (HD) 12.00noon Extreme Mechanics Alaska (HD) 1.00pm Yukon Gold (HD) 2.00 Wicked Tuna (HD) 3.00 Air Crash Investigation (HD) 4.00 Supercar Megabuild (HD) 5.00 Strippers: Cars for Cash (HD) 6.00 Origins: The Journey of Humankind (HD)

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Air Crash…

6.00-7.10am Pawn Stars: Triple bill. (HD) 7.10 American Pickers: Double bill. (HD) 9.00-11.00 Storage Wars: Back-to-back editions. (HD) 11.00 Counting Cars (HD) 12.00noon Pawn Stars: Double bill of editions. (HD) 1.00pm Forged in Fire (HD) 2.00 Storage Wars (HD) 3.00 Hunting Hitler (HD) 4.00 Ancient Top Ten (HD) 5.00 Forged in Fire (HD) 6.00 American Pickers (HD)

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Counting Cars

7.00 Fast N’ Loud Revved 7.00 Dr Jeff: Rocky Up Aaron competes in the Mountain Vet A dog Pikes Peak International is brought in with a Hill Climb, with Richard suspected broken leg but setting the pace in a Dr Jeff diagnoses a more Chevy Pick-Up. (HD) serious condition. (HD) 8.00 Gold Divers While 8.00 Pit Bulls & Parolees Zeke and Emily head to SERIES FINALE Sledge Island, Shawn The most memorable continues his mission to highlights of season find gold at the Bluff. (HD) five, plus never-beforeseen moments. (HD)

7.00 Air Crash Investigation The fate of Helios Flight 522, which crashed into a mountain in Greece in August 2005. (HD) 8.00 Genius 3/10. Einstein struggles to support his pregnant wife and land an academic post. (HD)

9.00 Mythbusters: The 9.00 Lone Star Law Search SERIES FINALE NEW EDITION Game The contestants tackle wardens investigate the two water-based myths in killing of a protected their final challenge. (HD) rattlesnake and wrangle with a loose bull. (HD)

9.00 Brain Games Double bill. Jason Silva presents interactive experiments designed to reveal the inner workings of the human brain. (HD)

9.00 Danny is hired to restore a 1966 Mustang convertible. (HD) 9.30 Work on the 1966 Mustang continues. (HD)

10.00 Wheels That Fail: Double bill. (HD) 11.00 Deadliest Catch (HD) 12.00m’t Mythbusters: The Search (HD) 1.00am Street Outlaws (HD) 2.00 Moonshiners (HD) 3.00 Wheels That Fail: Double bill of the series. (HD) 3.50 Mythbusters: The Search: As shown at 9.00pm. (HD) 4.40 Mythbusters (HD) 5.306.00am How It’s Made (HD)

11.00 Bondi Vet (HD) 1.00am Pit Bulls & Parolees (HD) 3.00 Isle of Jaws (HD) 3.50 Bondi Vet (HD) 4.40 My Cat from Hell (HD) 5.306.00am Emergency Vets

10.00 Science of Stupid: Double bill of the series offering a scientific view of various YouTube disasters. (HD) 11.00 Air Crash Investigation (HD) 12.00m’t Nazi Weird War Two (HD) 1.00am WW2 Hell Under the Sea (HD) 2.00 Extreme Mechanics Alaska (HD) 3.00 Car SOS (HD) 4.005.00am Wicked Tuna (HD)

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10.00 SERIES FINALE The wardens use a special dog unit to help sniff out illegal items. (HD)

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Disc. History

Disc. Science

Nat Geo Wild

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6.00am Aircraft Stories 7.00 Off the Rails 8.00 Killer Tanks 9.00 Toughest Military Jobs: Big 10.00 Weapons of War 12.00noon World War II in Colour 1.00pm The Rise of the Nazi Party 2.00 Killer Tanks 3.00 Seven Wonders of Ancient Greece 4.00 World War II in Colour 5.00 Time Team 6.00 Inventions That Shook the World 7.00 Industrial Revelations 8.00 Gunslingers 9.00 Natural Born Outlaws 10.00 The Krays: The Prison Years 11.00 World War II in Colour 12.00m’t Weapons of War 2.00am Time Team 3.00 Industrial Revelations 4.00 Killer Tanks 5.00-6.00am World War II in Colour

6.00am Extreme Engineering 8.00 Incredible Engineering Blunders: Fixed 9.0011.00 Food Factory 11.00 How It’s Made 12.00noon How Do They Do It? 1.00pm Incredible Engineering Blunders: Fixed 2.00 Mythbusters 3.00 How the Universe Works 4.00 Nasa’s Unexplained Files 5.00-7.00 How Do They Do It? 7.00 Food Factory 8.00 How Do They Do It? 9.00 What Could Possibly Go Wrong? 10.00pm-12.00m’t How It’s Made 12.00m’t Nasa’s Unexplained Files 1.00am Mountain Monsters 2.00 Ghost Asylum 3.00 Mythbusters 3.50 How It’s Made 4.40 How the Universe Works 5.30-6.00am How Stuff’s Made

SKY VIRG +1 hour 536 263

VIRG +1 hour SKY 557 260

Yesterday SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT 19 159 537 245 6.00am Secrets of the Bible 6.45 The World at War 7.40 D-Day 10.10 Who Do You Think You Are? 11.10 Museum Secrets 12.10pm The World at War: As 6.00pm. 1.10 D-Day 3.40 Steptoe and Son: Double bill. 5.00 Museum Secrets 6.00 The World at War: The longest retreat in British military history, when Allied troops defending Burma in 1942 were confronted by the Japanese.

8.00

Who Do You Think…

Eden SKY 532 VIRGIN 247 HD 532/563 HD 249 9.00am Human Universe (HD) 10.00 Light and Dark (HD) 11.00 The Brain with David Eagleman (HD) 12.00noon The Life of Mammals 1.00pm Human Universe (HD) 2.00 The Brain with David Eagleman: Double bill. (HD) 4.00 Light and Dark (HD) 5.00 The Life of Mammals 6.00 The Brain with David Eagleman: How the human brain relies on other brains to thrive and survive. (HD)

11.00 Wild Justice

7.00 Unearthing WWII Historian David O’Keefe and filmmaker Wayne Abbott explore famous battlefields to investigate unsolved mysteries. 8.00 Who Do You Think You Are? Actress Tamzin Outhwaite looks to learn more about her Italian roots on the maternal side of her family.

7.00 Human Universe Professor Brian Cox explores the past, present and future of mankind. (HD)

9.00 The Two Ronnies Spectacle The making of the double act’s TV series, featuring a look at the development of their performing style.

9.00 The Life of Mammals David Attenborough examines the hunting tactics of the world’s carnivores.

10.00 Counting Cars (HD) 10.30 Big Easy Motors: Charles and Trey are hired to fix Pepper Keenan’s 1955 Chevrolet. (HD) 11.00 Swamp People 12.00m’t Ancient Aliens: Double bill. (HD) 2.00am Hunting Hitler (HD) 3.00 Ancient Top Ten (HD) 4.00 Storage Wars: Double bill. (HD) 5.00-6.00am Pawn Stars: Double bill. (HD)

10.00 Auf Wiedersehen, Pet Oz finds himself back in England after a night of heavy drinking. 11.10 Unearthing WWII 12.10am The World at War 1.10 Museum Secrets 2.10-3.05am Shock and Awe: The Story of Electricity

10.00 Light and Dark: Dark matter and dark energy. (HD) 11.00 Wild Justice (HD) 12.00m’t The Brain with David Eagleman (HD) 1.00am The Life of Mammals 2.00 Light and Dark (HD) 3.00 The Brain with David Eagleman (HD) 3.50 Wild Justice (HD) 4.40 Human Universe (HD) 5.306.00am Wild Ones (HD)

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7.00 American Pickers Mike is on a quest to buy a rare cycle car he has coveted for more than two years. (HD) 8.00-10.00 Counting Cars Restoring a Plymouth Road Runner to its former glory. (HD) 8.30 Roli puts a key project in jeopardy. (HD)

Turbo SKY VIRG 524 261

8.00am Caught in the Act 6.00am Railroad Alaska (HD) 9.00 Yukon Vet 7.00 Overhaulin’ (HD) 10.00 Wild 8.00 Wheeler Dealers Yellowstone: Double bill. 9.00 Fast N’ Loud (HD) 12.00noon Wild 10.00 Alaska Mega Yellowstone: She Wolf Machines 11.00 What’s (HD) 1.00pm Caught My Car Worth? Double in the Act (HD) 2.00bill. 12.00noon 5.00 Bears of the Last Chasing Classic Cars Frontier: Triple bill. (HD) 1.00pm Railroad Alaska 5.00 Wild India (HD) 2.00 Alaska Mega 7.00 Wild India (HD) Machines 3.00 Fast N’ Loud 4.00 Wheeler 8.00 The Desert Sea (HD) Dealers: Double bill. 6.00 9.00 Planet Carnivore Chasing Classic Cars: Fearsome predators Double bill. 7.00 What’s and their habitats. (HD) My Car Worth? 8.00 10.00 Secret Life of Alaska Mega Machines Predators Examining the 9.00 Street Outlaws stalking techniques of the 10.00 Wheeler Dealers world’s carnivores. (HD) 11.00 Alaska Mega 11.00 Snakes in the City Machines 12.00m’t Fast (HD) 12.00m’t Survive N’ Loud: Double bill. The Wild (HD) 1.00am 2.00am Chasing Classic Caught in the Act (HD) Cars: Double bill. 3.00 2.00 Wild Yellowstone Overhaulin’: Double bill. (HD) 4.00-5.00am Wild 4.40 Alaska Mega Yellowstone: She Wolf: A Machines 5.30-6.00am female wolf that became Wheeler Dealers a pack leader. (HD)

PBS America SKY VIRG FREESAT 534 276 156 7.00am Hell on Hooves 7.35 Into the Death Zone: Blow-Out 8.40 The Girls in the Band 10.00 The Disappearance of Glenn Miller 11.10 The Bomb 12.30pm Egypt’s Golden Empire 1.40 Into the Death Zone: Blow-Out 2.50 The Disappearance of Glenn Miller 4.05 The Bomb 5.20 Egypt’s Golden Empire 6.35 Into the Death Zone: Blow-Out 7.50 This Old Pyramid How the great pyramids of Egypt were constructed. 9.00 Texas Servant Girl Murders The events of 1885, when eight women were attacked and murdered in Austin, Texas. 10.15 NEW Happy Valley Examining the impact of the Penn State child sex abuse scandal. 12.00m’t-1.00am The Secret World of Gold

8.00 The Brain with David Eagleman A journey into the future, asking what is next for the human brain. (HD)

CI SKY 553 VIRG HD 553/555 275 6.00am On the Case with Paula Zahn (HD) 7.00 Homicide Hunter (HD) 8.00 The First 48 (HD) 9.00 Cold Case Files (HD) 10.00 Unusual Suspects (HD) 11.00 Homicide Hunter (HD) 12.00noon A Town & Country Murder (HD) 2.00pm Snapped: Women Who Kill 3.00 Cold Case Files (HD) 4.00 Unusual Suspects (HD) 5.00 On the Case with Paula Zahn (HD) 7.00 Snapped: Women Who Kill NEW EDITION 8.00 On the Case with Paula Zahn (HD) 9.00 Witness (HD) 10.00 Crimes That Shook Britain (HD) 11.00 The First 48 (HD) 12.00m’t Snapped: Women Who Kill 1.00am Fatal Vows (HD) 2.00 Cold Case Files (HD) 3.00 Crimes That Shook Britain (HD) 4.00-6.00am Highlights SKY +1 hour 554

Friday

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Friday

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H2 SKY VIRG 531 273 8.00am Dogfights 10.00 Pirate Treasure of the Knights Templar 11.00 The Falklands Campaign 12.00noon America’s Book of Secrets 1.00pm Ancient Aliens 2.00 A History of Britain by Simon Schama 3.00 Dogfights 5.00 History’s Raiders 6.00 Hunting Hitler 7.00 America’s Book of Secrets: A look at the Playboy Mansion. 8.00 Ancient Aliens An analysis of ancient stone monuments around the world. 9.00 The Kennedys Drama starring Greg Kinnear and Katie Holmes as President John F Kennedy and his wife Jackie. 11.00 Heroes of War 12.00m’t History’s Raiders 1.00am UFO Hunters 2.00 Ancient Aliens 3.005.00am Dogfights

TV&Satellite Week 99


FRIDAY

Films

Sky Premiere

Sky Disney

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Friday

6.00am Zoom 7.45 Rupture 9.35 Jason Bourne 11.45 Guardians of the Galaxy 2: Special 12.15pm PREMIERE Independence Day: Resurgence As shown at 8.00pm. 2.20 Keanu As shown at 10.10pm. 4.05 Zoom Comedy starring Alison Pill and Gael García Bernal. (2015, 15, 96min) ★★★ 5.50 Jason Bourne Action thriller starring Matt Damon, Tommy Lee Jones and Julia Stiles. (S) (2016, 12, 123min) ★★★

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IIndependence d d Day…

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8.00 PREMIERE Independence Day: Resurgence Sci-fi adventure sequel starring Jeff Goldblum and Liam Hemsworth. Two decades after the world was saved from an alien attack, a second even deadlier invasion begins. (S) (2016, 12, 117min) ★★★ See review, page18

PM

The Good Dinosaur

8.00 The Incredibles Animated comedy adventure featuring the voices of Craig T Nelson and Holly Hunter. After years spent living anonymously in suburbia, a family of superheroes emerges from hiding to battle a new foe. (S) (2004, U, 120min) ★★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

10.00 The Watcher in the Woods Supernatural chiller starring Bette Davis, Carroll Baker and David McCallum. (1981, PG, 81min) ★★

10.10 Keanu Action comedy starring Jordan Peele. (S) (2016, 15, 100min) ★★★

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6.45am The Little Mermaid 8.15 Ratatouille 10.15 The Good Dinosaur 11.55 Disney’s Dumbo 1.10pm Tarzan Animation. (S) (1999, U, 88min) ★★★★ 2.50 The Little Mermaid Animated musical. (S) (1989, U, 87min) ★★★★★ 4.20 The Good Dinosaur Pixar’s animated adventure. (S) (2015, PG, 97min) ★★★★ 6.00 Ratatouille Animated comedy adventure. (S) (2007, U, 106min) ★★★★★

Sky Comedy

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6.15am Animal Kingdom: Let’s Go Ape 7.50 Beethoven 9.25 Friday Download: The Movie 11.10 Jem and the Holograms 1.20pm The Angry Birds Movie As 8.00pm. 3.05 Animal Kingdom: Let’s Go Ape Animated adventure. (S) (2015, PG, 90min) ★★ 4.45 Beethoven Comedy. (S) (1992, U, 87min) ★★★ 6.20 Friday Download: The Movie Teen comedy starring Tyger DrewHoney. (S) (2015, PG, 92min) ★★

6.05am Tracers 7.45 Spider-Man 9.50 Barely Lethal 11.30 Star Wars: The Force Awakens As shown at 8.00pm. 1.50pm Point Break As shown at 10.20pm. 3.50 Rocky II Boxing drama sequel directed by and starring Sylvester Stallone. (S) (1979, PG, 119min) ★★★ 5.55 Spider-Man Fantasy adventure starring Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst and Willem Dafoe. (S) (2002, 12, 121min) ★★★★

SKY 308 VIRGIN 438 HD 308/335 HD 408 6.50am Ghostbusters: Special 7.20 In Her Shoes 9.35 Just Married 11.15 Three Amigos! 1.05pm Grimsby As 8.00pm. 2.35 Bad Neighbours 2 As 9.30pm. 4.15 Back to the Future Part III Time-travelling adventure and comedy Western starring Michael J Fox. (S) (1990, PG, 112min) ★★★★ 6.20 The Sweetest Thing Comedy starring Cameron Diaz and Christina Applegate. (2002, 15, 89min) ★

PREMIERE

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11.55 Rupture Sci-fi horror thriller. (S) (2016, 15, 102min) ★★ 1.40am Vigilante Diaries Action adventure starring Paul Sloan. (S) (2016, 15, 103min) ★ 3.30 Hungry Hearts Psychological drama. (S) (2014, 15, 113min) ★★★ 5.30-6.00am Guardians of the Galaxy 2: Special The making of the new sci-fi adventure.

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11.30 Jungle 2 Jungle Family comedy. (S) (1997, PG, 104min) ★★ 1.25am In Search of the Castaways Adventure. (1961, U, 100min) ★★★ 3.15 Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch Animated sci-fi comedy sequel. (S) (2005, U, 65min) ★★★ 4.35-6.00am Duck Tales the Movie: Treasure of the Lost Lamp Disney animated adventure. (S) (1990, U, 73min) ★★★

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9.45

Jem and the Holograms

5.55

8.00 The Angry Birds Movie Animation with the voice of Jason Sudeikis. Outsider Red does not fit in among his island community, but he is the only one to smell a rat when a fleet of green pigs pitches up. (S) (2016, U, 97min) ★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

9.45 Jem and the Holograms Drama based on the 1980s cartoon series, starring Aubrey Peeples and Stefanie Scott. A small-town singer adopts a different identity for an online music video, only to find her alter ego becoming a star. (S) (2015, PG, 118min) ★★

Spider-Man

6.20

8.00 Star Wars: The Force Awakens Sci-fi adventure sequel starring Daisy Ridley and John Boyega. A scavenger and a deserter from an evil regime are drawn into the search for a missing war hero. (S) (2015, 12, 136min) ★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

10.20 Point Break Action thriller remake starring Edgar Ramirez and Luke Bracey. (S) (2015, 12, 114min) ★★

11.50 Toys Comedy fantasy. (S) (1992, PG, 121min) ★★★ 2.00am The Secret of Moonacre Gothic children’s fantasy adventure. (S) (2008, U, 103min) ★ 3.50 Freaky Friday Family comedy. (S) (1976, U, 100min) ★★★★ 5.30-6.00am The Good Dinosaur: Sky Movies Special

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12.20am Lucky Number Slevin Darkly comic thriller starring Josh Hartnett, Bruce Willis and Lucy Liu. (S) (2006, 18, 110min) ★★★ 2.15 Extraction Action thriller starring Kellan Lutz, Bruce Willis and Gina Carano. (S) (2015, 15, 88min) ★ 3.55-6.00am Rocky II As 3.50pm.

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8.00 Grimsby Action comedy with Sacha Baron Cohen and Mark Strong. A football hooligan discovers his long-lost brother is a secret agent, and helps him on a world-saving mission. (S) (2016, 15, 83min) ★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

9.30 Bad Neighbours 2 Comedy sequel starring Seth Rogen and Zac Efron. A couple seek the aid of a former rival in fighting back against the raucous college sorority that moves in next door to them. (S) (2016, 15, 90min) ★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

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11.10 Dope Crime comedy starring Shameik Moore and Tony Revolori. (S) (2015, 15, 101min) ★★★ 1.00am Jackass Number Two Slapstick comedy sequel with Johnny Knoxville. (S) (2006, 18, 92min) ★★ 2.40 White Men Can’t Jump Offbeat comedy. (S) (1992, 15, 114min) ★★★ 4.40-6.25am Trail of the Pink Panther Comedy starring Peter Sellers. (S) (1982, PG, 92min) ★

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6.00am The Bourne Ultimatum 8.10 The Legend of Bagger Vance 10.25 The Top Ten Show 2017 10.45 Green Zone 12.45pm The Adjustment Bureau 2.45 The Legend of Bagger Vance Fantasy. (S) (2000, PG, 126min) ★★★ 5.00 Matt Damon Touchscreen 6.00 Green Zone Action thriller. (2010, 15, 114min) ★★★★

6.00am Ocean’s 11 8.20 Wild Wild West 10.20 The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 1.40pm The Fisher King As shown at 11.20pm. 4.10 The Adventures of Robin Hood Classic swashbuckling adventure. (S) (1938, U, 102min) ★★★★★ 6.00 Wild Wild West Western adventure comedy. (S) (1999, 12, 106min) ★

6.00am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors 7.00 Bonanza 9.10 Billy Budd 11.30 Sherlock Holmes and the Spider Woman 12.50pm Bonanza 3.00 The Woman in Green 4.20 Mildred Pierce Drama. (1945, b/w, PG, 109min) ★★★★★ 6.35 Star Trek: First Contact Sci-fi adventure. (1996, 12, 110min) ★★★★

6.00am London Entertains 7.00 Tate 7.30 Two on the Tiles 9.00 Black Memory 10.25 Hour of Decision 12.00noon Dentist on the Job 1.45pm Glimpses: All The King’s Horses 2.00 The Fast Lady 4.00 The Boy Who Stole a Million 5.45 Letter From Ayrshire 6.00 The Lloyd Bridges Show 6.30 After the Ball

8.00am Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 9.00 Star Trek: Voyager 10.00 Star Trek 11.00 Terrordactyl 1.00pm Dragon Hunter Fantasy. (2008, 12, 90min) ★ 2.50 Horror Highlights 3.00 Hercules: The Legendary Journeys 4.00 End of the World Comedy. (2013, 12, 85min) ★★★ 5.50 Horror Highlights 6.00 Star Trek

7.00am Our First Christmas 9.00 Dallas: JR Returns 11.00 Barbara Taylor Bradford’s A Secret Affair 1.00pm The Waltons 2.00 Little House on the Prairie 3.00 Have You Seen My Son? Drama starring Lisa Hartman Black. (1996, 12, 120min) ★★ 5.00 Web of Deceit Thriller with Corbin Bernsen. (1993, 15, 88min) ★★

8.00 The Adjustment Bureau Romantic sci-fi thriller starring Matt Damon and Emily Blunt. (2011, 12, 105min) ★★★★ 10.00 Saving Private Ryan Steven Spielberg’s World War Two drama starring Tom Hanks and Matt Damon. (S) (1998, 15, 169min) ★★★★★ 12.50am The Departed Crime thriller starring Leonardo Di Caprio and Matt Damon. (S) (2006, 18, 151min) ★★★ 3.30 The Bourne Ultimatum Spy thriller sequel starring Matt Damon and Julia Stiles. (2007, 12, 115min) ★★★★ 5.30-6.00am Guardians of the Galaxy 2: Special

8.00 The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King Epic fantasy adventure concluding Peter Jackson’s trilogy based on JRR Tolkien’s mythical saga. Stars Elijah Wood and Ian McKellen. (S) (2003, 12, 201min) ★★★★★ 11.20 The Fisher King Terry Gilliam’s urban fable starring Robin Williams. (S) (1991, 15, 137min) ★★★★★ 1.40am Last Action Hero Action fantasy starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. (S) (1993, 15, 130min) ★★★ 3.55-6.05am Ocean’s 11 Crime comedy caper. (S) (1960, PG, 122min) ★★★

9.00 Star Trek: Insurrection Sci-fi adventure starring Patrick Stewart, Jonathan Frakes and Brent Spiner. (1998, PG, 105min) ★★★ 11.00 The Others Supernatural chiller starring Nicole Kidman as a devoutly Catholic mother trying to protect her two children from ghostly goingson in a secluded mansion. With Christopher Eccleston. (2001, 12, 104min) ★★★★ 1.05am Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura 3.00-6.10am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors

8.00 Up in the World Comedy starring Norman Wisdom. (1956, b/w, U, 91min) ★★★ 9.45 Glimpses: Sail Ho 10.00 A Taste of Honey Drama based on the play by Shelagh Delaney, with Rita Tushingham. (1961, b/w, 12, 100min) ★★★ 12.00m’t Room at the Top Drama with Laurence Harvey. (1958, b/w, 15, 117min) ★★★★ 2.15am A Chorus of Disapproval Comedy drama. (1988, PG, 100min) ★★ 4.10 Girdle of Gold Comedy. (1952, b/w, U, 60min) ★★ 5.25-6.00am Talk of The Town Story Memories of the iconic entertainment venue.

7.00 Star Trek: Voyager Initiations: 2/26. Chakotay unwittingly condemns a child to death. (Series 2) 8.00 The 4400 The Fifth Page: 12/13. (Series 2) 9.00 Urban Legend Horror starring Alicia Witt and Jared Leto. (1998, 18, 99min) ★ 11.00 Videodrome Sci-fi thriller starring James Woods. (1982, 18, 88min) ★★★ 12.45am Daybreakers Futuristic vampire horror. (2009, 15, 97min) ★★★ 2.40-4.30am Altitude Horror thriller. (2010, 15, 90min) ★★

7.00 An Unfinished Affair Thriller starring Jennie Garth and Tim Matheson. (1996, PG, 90min) ★★ 9.00 Roots: The Next Generations 4/7. Simon fights in World War One. 11.00 Convoy Action comedy starring Kris Kristofferson. (1978, 12, 110min) ★★★ 1.00am The Waltons 3.00 Little House on the Prairie Double bill. 5.00-6.00am Agatha Christie’s Sparkling Cyanide Mystery starring Pauline Collins and Oliver Ford Davies.

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6.30am One Hour Photo 8.10 Revenge of the Green Dragons 9.50 Mercury Plains 11.35 Careful What You Wish For 1.20pm Black Mass As 9.00pm. 3.25 12 Rounds 3: Lockdown As 11.05pm. 5.10 Anti-Social Crime drama starring Gregg Sulkin and Josh Myers. (S) (2014, 15, 116min) ★★ 7.10 Exposed Crime thriller with Keanu Reeves, Ana de Armas and Mira Sorvino. (S) (2016, 15, 100min) ★★

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8.00 Southpaw Drama starring Jake Gyllenhaal, Forest Whitaker and Rachel McAdams. A former boxing champion who has lost everything turns to a trainer in a run-down gym for help in returning to the ring. (S) (2015, 15, 124min) ★★★

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11.05 12 Rounds 3: Lockdown Action thriller sequel starring Jonathan Good. (S) (2015, 15, 88min) ★★ 12.40am The Rock Action thriller starring Sean Connery and Nicolas Cage. (S) (1996, 15, 136min) ★★★★ 3.05 Wild at Heart Violent road movie with Nicolas Cage and Laura Dern. (S) (1990, 18, 126min) ★★★★ 5.20-7.05am Deep Family Secrets Thriller starring Angie Dickinson. (S) (1997, PG, 89min) ★★

10.10 Erin Brockovich Fact-based drama starring Julia Roberts as a single mother who takes a job in a law firm and becomes an unlikely environmental crusader. With Albert Finney. (S) (2000, 15, 133min) ★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

12.25am Indecent Proposal Romantic drama starring Robert Redford. (S) (1993, 15, 117min) ★★ 2.30 Pretty in Pink Romantic comedy. drama. (S) (1986, 15, 99min) ★★ 4.15-6.00am Roustabout Musical. (S) (1964, U, 97min) ★★

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6.00am Ant-Man 8.00 Armageddon 10.35 Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials 12.50pm The Conjuring 2: The Enfield Poltergeist As 9.00pm. 3.15 The Culling Horror with Jeremy Sumpter. (S) (2015, 15, 78min) ★★ 4.45 Ant-Man Superhero adventure with Paul Rudd and Michael Douglas. (S) (2015, 12, 117min) ★★★ 6.45 Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials Sci-fi adventure sequel with Dylan O’Brien. (S) (2015, 12, 128min) ★★★

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9.00 The Conjuring 2: The Enfield Poltergeist Horror sequel starring Vera Farmiga and Patrick Wilson. Paranormal investigators battle sinister supernatural forces in London. (S) (2016, 15, 131min) ★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

11.30 The Greasy Strangler Comedy horror with Michael St Michaels and Sky Elobar. (S) (2016, 18, 91min) ★ 1.15am Chastity Bites Comedy horror starring Allison Scagliotti and Louise Griffiths. (S) (2013, 18, 89min) ★★ 2.55 All Hallows’ Eve Horror anthology with Katie Maguire and Mike Giannelli. (S) (2013, 18, 83min) ★ 4.25-6.00am Battle for the Planet of the Apes Sci-fi drama with Roddy McDowall. (1973, PG, 86min) ★★

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9.00am Dead Lines 11.00 Criminal Intent 1.00pm The Fighting Temptations Musical drama. (2003, PG, 123min) ★★★ 3.25 Sony Movie News Extra 3.35 Home Run Baseball drama. (2013, 12, 113min) ★★ 6.10 Sony Movie News Extra 6.20 Silverado Western starring Kevin Kline. (1985, PG, 132min) ★★★

7.00am October Kiss 9.00 Framed for Murder: A Fixer Upper Mystery 11.00 Harvest Moon 1.00pm Casa Vita Drama with Lindsey Morgan. (2015, PG, 90min) ★★ 3.00 Sealed with a Kiss Psychological thriller. (1998, PG, 90min) ★★ 5.00 The Convenient Groom Romantic drama starring Karen Kruper. (2016, PG, 120min) ★★

6.00am The Velvet Touch 7.50 The Woman on Pier 13 9.15 Deadly Swarm 10.55 Mother Lode 1.00pm Gunbus War adventure. (1986, PG, 92min) ★★ 2.55 Wings at War 1: Fight for Britain 4.00 Wings at War 2: Target Germany 5.05 Wings at War 3: Liberation of Europe 6.10 Wings at War 4: The Rising Sun

9.00 Soldiers of Fortune Action adventure starring Christian Slater. A group of wealthy thrill-seekers pay big bucks to experience a military-style mission. (2012, 15, 94min) ★★ 10.55 To End All Wars World War Two drama with Robert Carlyle and Kiefer Sutherland. (2002, 15, 112min) ★★★★ 1.20am In the Line of Fire Thriller with Clint Eastwood. (1993, 15, 127min) ★★★★ 4.10-6.00am A Deadly Obsession Thriller starring Katee Sackhoff and Grant Harvey. (2011, 15, 88min) ★★

7.00 Just The Way You Are Romantic comedy starring Candace Cameron Bure. (2015, PG, 110min) ★★ 9.00 Love on the Air Romantic comedy with Alison Sweeney and Jonathan Scarfe. (2015, PG, 83min) ★★ 11.00 Hearts on Fire Drama starring Alison Sweeney, Greg Vaughan and Edward Asner. (2013, PG, 90min) ★★ 1.00am Diagnosis Delicious Drama starring Maya Stojan. (2016, PG, 120min) ★★ 3.00-5.00am Apple Mortgage Cake Drama starring Kimberly Elise. (2014, PG, 120min) ★★

7.15 Lava Storm Apocalyptic disaster thriller starring Ian Ziering and Valérie Valois. (2008, 12, 92min) ★★★ 9.00 Black Dawn Action thriller starring Steven Seagal and Tamara Davies. (2005, 15, 91min) ★ 10.55 Code of Honor Action thriller starring Steven Seagal. (2016, 15, 106min) ★★ 1.10am Bet Your Life Action thriller spin-off from the TV reality series Next Action Hero, starring Sean Carrigan. (2004, 15, 86min) ★★ 3.00-4.00am The Avro Vulcan Exploring the history of the bomber aircraft.

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6.30am Tora! Tora! Tora! 8.55 Bluebird 10.30 The Burning 12.15pm Out of Sight Offbeat romantic thriller. (S) (1998, 15, 122min) ★★★★ 2.20 The Magnificent Seven Ride! Western sequel. (S) (1972, PG, 100min) ★★★ 4.05 Wall Street Oliver Stone’s business drama. (S) (1987, 15, 124min) ★★★★ 6.15 The Truman Show Comedy starring Jim Carrey. (S) (1997, PG, 99min) ★★★★

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■ (HD) denotes HD on Sky or Virgin ■ Films start at 11.00am 11.00am One of Our Aircraft is Missing 1.10pm Ride Lonesome Western. (S) (1959, 12, 73min) ★★★★ 2.40 Billion Dollar Brain Thriller. (S) (1967, PG, 111min) ★★★ 4.50 The Comancheros Western. (S) (1961, PG, 102min) ★★★ 7.00 Legend Fantasy adventure. (S) (1985, PG, 94min) ★★★

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8.00 Hail, Caesar! The Coen brothers’ comedy starring Josh Brolin and George Clooney. A studio executive in 1950s Hollywood has to deal with the kidnapping of a movie star. With Scarlett Johansson. (S) (2016, 12, 106min) ★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

10.00 Inglourious Basterds Quentin Tarantino’s darkly comic World War Two action adventure with Brad Pitt, Mélanie Laurent and Christoph Waltz. (S) (2009, 18, 152min) ★★★★

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9.00 Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol Action spy thriller starring Tom Cruise, Jeremy Renner, Simon Pegg and Paula Patton. Super spy Ethan Hunt and his team strive to stop a rogue scientist from provoking a global nuclear war. (S) (2011, 12, 133min) ★★★★

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6.20am The Benefactor 7.55 Anna and the King 10.30 Raising Helen 12.35pm Moonstruck Romantic comedy. (S) (1987, PG, 102min) ★★★★ 2.25 Boulevard Drama starring Robin Williams and Kathy Baker. (S) (2014, 15, 86min) ★★★ 4.00 Concussion Fact-based drama starring Will Smith. (S) (2015, 12, 120min) ★★★ 6.10 Burnt Drama starring Bradley Cooper and Sienna Miller. (S) (2015, 15, 99min) ★★★

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11.35 Predators Sci-fi action sequel. (S) (2010, 15, 102min) ★★★ 1.50-4.00am District 9 Satirical sci-fi thriller. (S) (2009, 15, 112min) ★★★★

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FILMS SHOWN ON OTHER CHANNELS TONIGHT EVENING (6-10pm) 6.00pm Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2 Disney Canine comedy sequel. (HD) ★ 9.00pm American Pie ITV2 Bawdy sex comedy starring Jason Biggs. (HD) ★★★★ 9.00pm Hanna E4 Action thriller starring Saoirse Ronan and Eric Bana. (HD) ★★★★ 9.00pm A Fish Called Wanda SonyTV Comedy starring John Cleese. ★★★★ 9.00pm The Happening Syfy Sci-fi from director M Night Shyamalan. (HD) ★★★

10pm TILL LATE 10.00pm American Gangster ITV4 Ridley Scott’s real-life crime drama. (HD) ★★★★ 10.00pm The Fifth Element 5STAR Luc Besson’s sci-fi fantasy adventure starring Bruce Willis and Milla Jovovich. ★★★★ 11.00pm The Punisher Spike Action thriller starring Dolph Lundgren. ★ 11.00pm Demolition Man Dave Sci-fi action thriller starring Sylvester Stallone. (HD) ★★★ 11.00pm Redline Syfy Animation. ★ 11.00pm The Wrong Child Lifetime Drama starring Vivica A Fox. (HD) ★★ 11.55pm Win a Date with Tad Hamilton! BBC1 (NI: 12.55am) Romantic comedy starring Kate Bosworth. (HD) ★★ 12.10am Insidious: Chapter 2 Channel 4 Supernatural thriller sequel. (HD) ★★★ 12.35am Killer Elite 5STAR Action thriller starring Jason Statham and Clive Owen. ★★ 3.10am Maximum Risk Channel 5 Action thriller with Jean-Claude Van Damme. ★★

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6.00am Sporting Greats (HD) 7.00 WWE Main Event (HD) 8.00 Fishing: Hooked on Africa (HD) 8.30 Boxing Gold (HD) 9.00 Great Sporting Moments (HD) (HD) 10.00 Ladbrokes Challenge Cup Highlights (HD) 10.15 Great Sporting Moments (HD) 10.30 Indian Premier League: Mumbai Indians v Kings XI Punjab. (HD) 3.00pm LIVE Indian Premier League Delhi Daredevils v Rising Pune Supergiant: Coverage of the Twenty20 match at Feroz Shah Hotla. (HD) 7.30 Sporting Triumphs With Sebastian Coe. (HD) 7.45 Sporting Triumphs Mo Farah relives his double gold win at London 2012. (HD) 8.00 LIVE Ladbrokes Challenge Cup Rugby League Salford Red Devils v Hull Kingston Rovers: The sixth-round clash at AJ Bell Stadium. Kick-off is at 8.00. (HD) 10.00 Indian Premier League Action from Delhi Daredevils v Rising Pune Supergiant. (HD) 2.30am Sporting Triumphs (HD) 3.30 Sporting Rivalries (HD) 4.00 Sporting Greats 4.30 Great Sporting Moments (HD) 5.00-6.00am Sporting Rivalries (HD)

6.00am The Players Championship Official Film: The story of the 2015 tournament. (HD) 7.00 Chronicles of a Champion Golfer: A profile of five-time Open champion Tom Watson. (HD) 7.30 PGA Tour Golf: As 10.30am. 9.30 The Players Championship Official Film: The story of the 2015 tournament. (HD) 10.30 PGA Tour Golf: The Players Championship: Action from the opening day’s playat the TPC at Sawgrass in Florida. (HD) 12.30pm LIVE PGA Tour Golf The Players Championship: Coverage of the second day of the highly prestigious tournament at the TPC at Sawgrass in Florida, where Australia’s Jason Day took the title last year. (HD) 6.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf The Players Championship: Further coverage of the second day of the tournament from the TPC at Sawgrass in Florida. (HD) 12.00m’t-3.00am The Players Championship Official Film 3.00 PGA Tour Classic: The 2005 Players Championship. (HD) 4.00-6.00am The Players Championship Official Film: Double bill.

6.00am Boxing Gold (HD) 7.00 Football’s Greatest Teams (HD) 8.00 Sporting Records (HD) 9.00 WWE from the Vault (HD) 9.30 Racemax (HD) 10.00 Watersports World (HD) (HD) 11.00 Racing News (HD) 11.30 Great Run Series (HD) 12.00noon Racemax (HD) 12.30pm Great Run Series As 2.00pm. (HD) 1.00 Watersports World Aquatic activities. (HD) 2.00 Great Run Series The Simplyhealth Great Birmingham 10K. (HD) 2.30 Boxing Gold (HD) 2.55 LIVE Test Cricket West Indies v Pakistan: Coverage of the third day of the third Test, held at Windsor Park in Roseau, Dominica. (HD) 10.00 NFL Undiscovered Triple bill. (HD) 10.30 WWE Late Night Smackdown (HD) 12.30am NFL Undiscovered (HD) 1.00 Premier League 100 Club (HD) 2.00 Spanish Football Gold 3.00 Football’s Greatest Teams (HD) 3.30 Football’s Greatest Players (HD) 4.00 Boxing Gold (HD) 4.30 Premier League Legends (HD) 5.00-6.00am Sky Sports Years (HD)

7.25am FIA World Endurance Championship (HD) 8.00 Cycling: Giro d’Italia (HD) 9.00 MCE British Superbikes (HD) 10.00 Cycling: Tour Series (HD) 11.00 Cycling: Giro d’Italia: The sixth stage. (HD) 12.00noon LIVE Cycling: Giro d’Italia Coverage of the seventh stage of the Grand Tour race, featuring a 224km journey from Castrovillari to Alberobello. (HD) 4.45pm Athletics: Diamond League As shown at 9.30pm. (HD) 6.00 Cycling: Tour Series Highlights of the opening round of the series from Redditch. (HD) 7.00 FIA World Touring Cars Action from the second round at the Autodromo Nazionale Monza in Italy. (HD) 8.00 Cycling: Giro d’Italia Action from the seventh stage of the Grand Tour race. (HD) 9.30 Athletics: Diamond League Action from the Qatar Athletic Super Grand Prix. (HD) 11.00 Cycling: Giro d’Italia As 8.00pm. (HD) 12.30am Eurosport News 12.35 FIA World Endurance Championship (HD) 1.15-1.30am Eurosport News

6.30am Cycling: Giro d’Italia (HD) 7.30 FIFA World (HD) 8.00 Freestyle Motocross (HD) 9.00 Cycling: Giro d’Italia (HD) 11.00 UEFA Women’s Under-17s European Championship Football (HD) 12.30pm FIFA World (HD) 1.00 FIA World Endurance Championship (HD) 1.30 UEFA European Under-17s Championship Football Double bill. (HD) 4.30 LIVE UEFA European Under-17s Championship Football Coverage of a quarter-final. (HD) 6.25 Eurosport News 6.30 Best of Bikes (HD) 6.55 Eurosport News 7.00 MCE British Superbikes Round three from Oulton Park. (HD) 8.00 World Superbikes Round four from Assen in the Netherlands. (HD) 9.00 Freestyle Motocross Thrills and spills. (HD) 10.00 Cycling: Giro d’Italia Action from the seventh stage. (HD) 11.00 World Superbikes: As 8.00pm. (HD) 12.30-2.00am UEFA European Under-17s Championship Football: Quarter-final action. (HD)

6.00am Good Morning 6.00am Cricket Classics (HD) 8.00 Ladbrokes Sports Fans (HD) 9.00 Challenge Cup Highlights Premier League World (HD) 8.15 Super Rugby (HD) 9.30 Premier Gold (HD) 8.30 LIVE League Match Pack Super Rugby (HD) 10.30 (HD) 10.00 Premier Super Rugby Gold (HD) League Daily (HD) 10.40 LIVE Super Rugby 11.00 LIVE ATP Masters (HD) 12.35pm Super Tennis The Mutua Rugby Gold (HD) 1.00 Madrid Open: The fifth Premier League Legends day of the clay-court (HD) 2.00 Football’s tournament from the Greatest Players (HD) Caja Magica, featuring the quarter-finals. (HD) 2.30 Premier League Legends (HD) 3.00 5.00pm Football Gold Football’s Greatest Players (HD) 3.30 6.00 The Fantasy Racemax (HD) 4.00 Football Club (HD) Watersports World (HD) 7.00 LIVE Premier 5.00 Game Changers League West Bromwich (HD) 5.30 Ladbrokes Albion v Chelsea: The Challenge Cup Highlights top-flight encounter (HD) 5.45 Super League from the Hawthorns. Gold (HD) 6.00 World Kick-off is at 8.00. (HD) Club Series Rugby League Highlights (HD) 10.15 Carling In Off the 6.45 Sporting Rivalries Bar With Jeff Stelling (HD) 7.15 Ladbrokes and Rachel Riley. (HD) Challenge Cup Highlights 10.45 The Fantasy (HD) 7.30 LIVE European Football Club (HD) Rugby Challenge Cup: 11.45 Sporting Triumphs Gloucester v Stade (HD) 12.00m’t Premier Francais: The final. (HD) League Highlights (HD) 10.30 School of Hard 12.30am Premier Knocks (HD) 11.30 Super League 100 Club (HD) Rugby (HD) 3.30am 1.00 The Fantasy Ladbrokes Challenge Cup Football Club (HD) Highlights (HD) 3.45 2.00 Premier League Sporting Triumphs (HD) Years 4.00 Sporting 4.00 Ladbrokes Heroes: Gary Newbon Challenge Cup Highlights Interviews Stephen (HD) 4.15 Sporting Hendry (HD) 5.00 Triumphs (HD) 4.30 Premier League 100 Cricket’s Greatest Club (HD) 5.30-6.00am (HD) 5.00-6.00am Spanish Football Gold Sporting Triumphs (HD)

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SATURDAY & SUNDAY 6.00am Sam & Cat 6.30 iCarly 7.00 Regal Academy NEW EPISODE 7.30 Henry Danger 8.00 The Thundermans 9.05 Game Shakers 9.30 Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn 10.05 Game Shakers 10.30 School of Rock 11.00 Victorious 12.00noon The Thundermans 1.00pm Sam & Cat 2.00 Henry The ZhuZhus Danger 3.00 The Thundermans 3.30 Sam & Cat 4.00 School of SATURDAY Rock 5.00 The Thundermans 5.30 Game Shakers 6.00 Henry Danger 6.00am Wabbit 6.30 Mr Bean: The 6.30 Sam & Cat 7.00 Instant Mom Animated Series 7.00 My Knight and 8.00 Victorious 8.30 Sam & Cat Me 7.30 Grizzy and the Lemmings 9.00 iCarly 12.00m’t Teleshopping 8.00 The Tom & Jerry Show 9.00 Be Cool, Scooby-Doo! 10.00 FILM 3.00am Renford Rejects 3.30 Tom and Jerry in Shiver Me Whiskers: Summer in Transylvania 4.00 Genie Cartoon. The feuding cat and mouse in the House 4.30 House of Anubis are crew members on a pirate ship 5.00 Winx Club 5.30-6.00am Max when they come across a cursed & Shred: Comedy about a champion treasure map. 11.30 Bugs and Daffy snowboarder who goes to stay with a Colorado family and shares a room 12.00noon My Knight and Me with their science-obsessed son. 1.00pm Grizzy and the Lemmings 2.00 The Tom & Jerry Show 3.00 MONDAY & FRIDAY The ZhuZhus NEW EPISODE 3.30 6.00am iCarly 6.30 Victorious 7.00 The Powerpuff Girls 4.00 Tom & Sam & Cat 7.30 The Thundermans Jerry 4.30 Grizzy and the Lemmings 8.00 Hunter Street 8.30 Game 5.00 Be Cool, Scooby-Doo! 5.30 Shakers 9.00 Victorious 9.30 Henry The Tom & Jerry Show 6.00 My Danger 10.00 Game Shakers 10.30 Knight and Me 6.30 The ZhuZhus iCarly 11.00 Victorious 11.30 Sam & 7.00 Grizzy and the Lemmings Cat 12.00noon The Thundermans 7.30 The Tom & Jerry Show 8.00 My 12.30pm Game Shakers 1.00 Henry Knight and Me 8.30 What’s New Danger 1.30 School of Rock Scooby-Doo? 9.00 Tom and Jerry 2.00 Victorious 2.30 The Thundermans Tales 10.00 The Looney Tunes Show 3.00 Henry Danger 3.30 11.00 What’s New Scooby-Doo? SpongeBob SquarePants 4.00 Nicky, 12.00m’t LazyTown 12.50am The Ricky, Dicky & Dawn 4.30 Henry Garfield Show 2.00 LazyTown 3.10 Danger 5.00 The Thundermans The Garfield Show 4.10 LazyTown 5.30 Hunter Street NEW EPISODE 5.00-6.00am The Garfield Show A new foster couple temporarily take in Anika and Sal. 6.00 Game Shakers SUNDAY As Saturday except: 10.00-11.30am FILM Scooby Doo 6.30 Sam & Cat 7.00 Instant Mom in Where’s My Mummy? Animation 7.30 Henry Danger 8.00 Victorious featuring the voices of Frank Welker 8.30 Sam & Cat 9.00 iCarly 10.00 and Casey Kasem. The Mystery Inc See Dad Run 10.30 Every Witch team incurs the curse of Cleopatra Way 11.00 Game Shakers 11.30 when one of them accidentally 100 Things to Do Before High School stumbles on her grave during 12.00m’t Teleshopping 3.00am an archaeological dig in Egypt. Renford Rejects 3.30 Summer in Transylvania 4.00 Genie in the House MONDAY-FRIDAY 4.30 House of Anubis 5.00 Winx 6.00am Bugs Bunny 6.30 Tom & Club 5.30-6.00am Max & Shred Jerry 7.00 Be Cool, Scooby-Doo! 7.30 Grizzy and the Lemmings 8.00 TUESDAY-THURSDAY My Knight and Me 8.30 The Tom & As Mon except: Jerry Show 9.00 What’s New 6.30-7.00pm School of Rock Scooby-Doo? 10.00 Tom and Jerry SKY VIRGIN Tales 11.00 The Looney Tunes Show +1hour 605 713 12.00noon My Knight and Me 12.30pm Grizzy and the Lemmings 1.00 Masha And The Bear 1.20 The Happos Family 1.30 What’s New Scooby-Doo? 2.00 Tom and Jerry Tales 2.30 Talking Tom And Friends 2.45 Mr Bean: The Animated Series 3.00 Be Cool, Scooby-Doo! 3.30 The ZhuZhus 3.45 The Powerpuff Girls 4.00 Tom & Jerry 4.30 Grizzy and the Lemmings 5.00 Be Cool, ScoobyDoo! 5.30 The Tom & Jerry Show 6.00 My Knight and Me 6.15 My Knight and Me 6.30 The ZhuZhus 7.00 Grizzy and the Lemmings 7.30 The Tom & Jerry Show 8.00 My Knight and Me: Cartoon series. 8.30 What’s New Scooby-Doo? 9.00 Tom and Jerry Tales: Fun and adventures. 10.00 The Looney Tunes Show 11.00 What’s New Scooby-Doo? 12.00m’t LazyTown 12.50am The Garfield Show 2.00 Wed, CBeebies HD, 6.50pm LazyTown 3.10 The Garfield Show Reading Even Superheroes Have 4.10 LazyTown 5.00-6.00am The Bad Days, Chris Evans shows little Garfield Show: Four episodes.

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Freemaker Adventures 7.00 Marvel’s Avengers: Ultron Revolution 7.55 Marvel’s Rocket and Groot NEW EPISODE 8.00 Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy NEW EPISODE 8.30 Ultimate Spider-Man vs The Sinister 6 NEW EPISODE 9.00 Star Wars Rebels 10.00 Lab Rats Elite Force 11.00 Phineas and Ferb 11.30 Star vs the Forces of Evil Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2 Mickey and the Roadster Racers 12.00noon Lab Rats Elite Force 12.30pm Star Wars: Droid Tales SATURDAY 6.00am Best Friends SATURDAY 6.00am PJ Masks 1.00 Star Wars: The New Yoda 6.15 Zou 6.30 Goldie & Bear 6.50 Whenever 6.25 Jessie 6.55 Bunk’d Chronicles 1.30 Star Wars Rebels Mickey and the Roadster Racers 7.25 Stuck in the Middle 7.55 Milo 3.00 Phineas and Ferb 4.00 Star 7.20 Sofia the First 7.45 PJ Masks Murphy’s Law 8.25 Miraculous: Tales Wars Freemaker Adventures 4.30 8.15 Doc McStuffins 8.30 Captain of Ladybug & Cat Noir 8.55 Phineas and Ferb 5.30 Walk the Jake and the Neverland Pirates 8.45 Descendants Wicked World 9.00 Prank 6.00 Lab Rats 7.00 Phineas Miles from Tomorrow 9.00 The Lion Elena of Avalor NEW EPISODE 9.30 and Ferb 9.00 Star Wars Rebels Guard 9.30 PJ Masks 10.00 Doc FILM The Princess Diaries 2: Royal 10.00 Atomic Puppet NEW EPISODE McStuffins 10.25 The Lion Guard Engagement 11.30 Milo Murphy’s 10.25 Wander Over Yonder 10.50 Law 1.30pm Liv & Maddie 4.00 The 10.55 Miles from Tomorrow 11.25 Doc Files 11.30 Sofia the First Camp Lakebottom 11.15 Penn Zero: Evermoor Chronicles 4.30 The 12.00noon Goldie & Bear 12.25pm Part Time Hero 11.40 Guardians of Lodge 5.00 Bizaardvark 7.30 Girl Goldie & Bear and the Magic Map the Galaxy 12.30am Randy Meets World 10.00 Violetta 10.55 12.30 Goldie & Bear 12.55 PJ Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja 12.50 Hannah Montana Forever Masks 1.30 Doc McStuffins 2.15 Wander Over Yonder 1.15 Dude, 11.40pm-12.00m’t Groove High Sofia the First 2.45 Zou 3.00 That’s My Ghost! 2.00 Kid vs Kat Mickey and the Roadster Racers SUNDAY As Saturday except: 2.45 Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade 3.30 Captain Jake and the Neverland 9.30am Liv & Maddie 10.00 Bunk’d Ninja 3.35 Boyster 4.00 Pair of Kings Pirates 3.45 Miles from Tomorrow 10.30 Milo Murphy’s Law 12.00noon 4.45-6.00am Phineas and Ferb 4.00 The Lion Guard 4.30 Sofia KC Undercover 1.30-4.00pm SUNDAY As Saturday except: the First 5.00 Goldie & Bear 5.25 Bunk’d 5.00pm Liv & Maddie 12.30-1.00pm Star Wars: The Goldie & Bear and the Magic Map 7.30-10.00 Lab Rats: Bionic Island 5.30 Goldie & Bear 5.55 Miles New Yoda Chronicles 11.40pm10.55 Hannah Montana Forever from Tomorrow 6.15 PJ Masks 12.30am Rated A for Awesome 11.15-11.40pm Hannah Montana 7.00 Sofia the First 7.30 PJ Masks 6.00am Ultimate MONDAY MONDAY 8.00 Doc McStuffins 8.25 The Lion Spider-Man 7.00 Phineas and Ferb 6.00am Jessie 6.30 KC Undercover Guard 8.55 Minnie’s Bow-Toons 9.00 8.00 Star Wars Freemaker Adventures 7.00 Stuck in the Middle 7.30 Liv & PJ Masks 9.55 Sofia the First 10.20 8.30 Thunderbirds Are Go 9.00 Maddie 8.00 Milo Murphy’s Law 8.30 Mickey and the Roadster Racers Gravity Falls 10.00 Phineas and 10.50 The Hive 11.00 Zou 11.30 Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Ferb 11.00 Wander Over Yonder Henry Hugglemonster 11.55pmNoir 9.00 Elena of Avalor 9.30 The 7D 12.00noon Phineas and Ferb 12.00m’t Minnie’s Bow-Toons 10.00 Hannah Montana 11.00 Ant 12.30pm Lab Rats 1.00 Zeke and Farm 11.30 Shake It Up 12.00noon Luther 1.30 Hulk and the Agents of The Evermoor Chronicles 12.30pm SUNDAY As Saturday except: 6.50-7.20am Mickey Mouse Smash 2.00 Guardians of the Galaxy Good Luck Charlie 1.30 Jessie Clubhouse 10.00-10.25am Mickey 2.30 Ultimate Spider-Man 3.00 2.00 The 7D 2.30 Elena of Avalor and the Roadster Racers 3.00Phineas and Ferb 4.00 Star Wars 3.00 Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & 3.30pm Mickey Mouse Clubhouse Freemaker Adventures 4.30 Phineas Cat Noir 3.30 Lab Rats 4.00 KC and Ferb 5.30 Walk the Prank 6.00 Undercover 4.30 Liv & Maddie 5.00 MONDAY & FRIDAY Lab Rats Elite Force 6.30 Lab Rats 6.00am Mickey and the Roadster NEW SERIES Stuck in the Middle 7.00 Phineas and Ferb 9.00 Star Racers 6.25 Minnie’s Bow-Toons 5.50 NEW SERIES The Evermoor Wars Rebels 10.00 Atomic Puppet 6.30 Doc McStuffins 7.00 Sofia the Chronicles 6.20 Descendants: Punk, NEW EPISODE 10.25 Wander Over First 7.30 PJ Masks 8.30 The Lion Preppy, Proper 8.20 Access All Yonder 10.50 Camp Lakebottom Guard 9.00 Miles from Tomorrow Areas: Music 8.25 Gravity Falls 11.15 Penn Zero: Part Time Hero 11.40 9.15 The Lion Guard 9.45 Mickey 8.55 Access All Areas: Music Rated A for Awesome 12.30am Mouse Clubhouse 10.10 PJ Masks 9.00 Good Luck Charlie 10.00 Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja 10.55 Zou 11.10 Miles from Tomorrow Violetta 10.55 Hannah Montana 12.50 Wander Over Yonder 1.15 11.45 Doc McStuffins 12.30pm 11.40pm-12.00m’t Groove High Dude, That’s My Ghost! 2.00 Kid vs Minnie’s Bow-Toons 12.35 The Lion TUESDAY-THURSDAY Kat 2.45 Randy Cunningham: 9th Guard 1.30 PJ Masks 2.30 Sofia the As Mon except: Grade Ninja 3.35 Boyster 4.00 Pair of First 3.30 Doc McStuffins 3.55 Kings 4.45-6.00am Phineas and Ferb Lights, Camera, Lexi! 4.00 Elena of 5.00pm Stuck in the Middle 5.30 Milo Avalor 4.30 The Lion Guard 5.00 Murphy’s Law 6.00 Bizaardvark TUESDAY As Mon except: Mickey and the Roadster Racers 6.30 Bunk’d 7.00 That’s So Raven 6.00-6.30pm Lab Rats 10.00NEW EPISODE 5.30 PJ Masks 7.30 Kim Possible 8.00 Austin & 10.25pm Phineas and Ferb 6.00 Doc McStuffins 6.30 Sofia the Ally 8.30-9.00pm Gravity Falls First 6.55 Lights, Camera, Lexi! 7.00 WEDNESDAY As Tue except: FRIDAY As Mon except: PJ Masks 8.00 The Lion Guard 8.30 8.00-8.30am Star Wars: The 5.00pm Liv & Maddie NEW EPISODE Mickey and the Roadster Racers Resistance Rises: Animated shorts. Liv and her female co-stars attempt 9.00 PJ Masks 9.30 Doc McStuffins to break the stereotype that boys 9.55 Sofia the First 10.25 Minnie’s THURSDAY As Mon except: are better than girls. 5.30 Bunk’d Bow-Toons 10.30 PJ Masks 11.00 8.00-8.30am Star Wars: The New NEW EPISODE Woodchuck, Zou 11.30 Henry Hugglemonster Yoda Chronicles 3.00pm Phineas 11.55-12.00m’t Minnie’s Bow-Toons Grizzly, and Weasel cabin compete and Ferb 3.55 Star Wars: The New in camp Kikiwaka’s annual Cabin of Yoda Chronicles 4.25 Star Wars: Droid TUESDAY & THURSDAY the Year competition. Tales 4.55 Star Wars Freemaker As Mon except: 6.00 FILM Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2: Adventures 5.25 Star Wars Freemaker 6.00-6.25am Mickey Mouse Canine comedy sequel featuring the Adventures NEW EPISODE 5.30 Star Clubhouse 9.45-10.10am voices of George Lopez and Odette vs the Forces of Evil NEW EPISODE Mickey and the Roadster Racers Yustman. A Chihuahua family enters 5.45-6.00 Star vs the Forces of Evil a dog show in hopes of winning WEDNESDAY As Mon except: 10.00-10.25pm Phineas and Ferb enough money to save their owner’s 6.00-6.25am Mickey Mouse FRIDAY As Mon except: parents’ home from foreclosure. With Clubhouse 3.55-4.00pm Goldie Ernie Hudson. 7.35 The Evermoor 8.00-8.30am Star Wars: Droid Tales & Bear and the Magic Map Chronicles 8.10 Milo Murphy’s Law 6.00-6.30pm Lab Rats 10.00NEW EPISODE 6.55-7.00pm 8.25-8.55pm Gravity Falls Goldie & Bear and the Magic Map 10.25pm Phineas and Ferb

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The Hollywood actor will appear in crazy diamond, an episode of Channel 4’s Philip K Dick’s Electric Dreams. It follows a man whose life is changed when he meets a synthetic woman.

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Glow

alison Brie stars in a quirky comedydrama about 1980s female wrestlers

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The Great British Bake off judge will present Channel 4’s A Baker’s Life, in which he showcases recipes while exploring his culinary roots. He visits the kitchens and chefs that inspired his career.

Mel Giedroyc dig out your sparkly Spandex as

comedy-drama Glow, set in the world of female wrestling, is on its way. The 10-part series, airing on Netflix from 23 June, is executive produced by Jenji Cohan – creator of Orange is the New Black – and inspired by the real-life women grapplers who took part in the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling (GLOW) professional league in the 1980s.

Mad Men and Community star Alison Brie takes centre stage as unemployed actress Ruth Wilder, who becomes part of an all-girl group as they make a bid for stardom in the ring in 1980s Los Angeles. Nurse Jackie’s Betty Gilpin co-stars as Ruth’s rival, ex-soap actress Debbie Eagan. Debbie discovers a new purpose after her dream of motherhood and

a seemingly perfect life implodes. Comedian Marc Maron takes the male lead as Sam Sylvia, a one-time B-movie director who’s tasked with putting the women through their paces. ‘It’s the best thing I’ve ever worked on, it’s so cool and empowering,’ says Brie. ‘It’s technically a comedy but it has a lot of dramatic backbone as well as the physical stuff.’

Coming Soon Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin are to return for a fourth series of Netflix comedy Grace and frankie. Lisa Kudrow will guest as a woman who comes between the friends.

In producTIon… The Boy with the Topknot Sherlock and In the Club’s Sacha Dhawan will head the cast of BBC2’s adaptation of Sathnam Sanghera’s acclaimed memoir The Boy With The Topknot. It details the writer’s youth in

The presenter will host BBC2’s new daytime word-based game show letterbox, in which pairs of contestants try to crack a series of passwords in a bid to win a cash prize of £2000.

Wolverhampton in the 1980s and explores his family’s secrets. ‘Not only is it beautiful, it’s also funny and moving,’ says Dhawan. Joanna Vanderham plays his girlfriend Laura.

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Maxine peake and Lesley Sharp star in this BBC1 drama about the Rochdale grooming scandal.

EastEnders’ Kat and Alfie Moon up sticks to Ireland to find her long-lost son in this spin-off.

The killing of a nun is the focus of the Netflix series, dubbed the new Making a Murderer.

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