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THIS MODERN WORLD

By TOM TOMORROW

I SAW YOU

metroactive.com | sanjose.com | metrosiliconvalley.com | MAY 17-23 2017

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ISawYou@metronews.com Send us your anonymous rants and raves about your co-workers or any badly behaving citizen to I SAW YOU, Metro, 380 S. First St., San Jose, 95113, or via email.

Stanky Leg With your bare hands, you started feeling around my foot before transitioning me into the boot. The level of ambivalence about my hygiene was a bit perplexing. I’m not a filthy person, by any means. But jeez, doc, my cast made it impossible to wash that part of my body for a month! I think a pair of latex gloves would be standard protocol. Who knows what kind of foot mold or flaky dead skin you were bound to touch? I wouldn’t have let a loved one within an inch of my puny, atrophied leg until it was thoroughly sanitized. “How does this feel?” you asked, after every squeeze of my foot. “Unsanitary,” I replied. “You’re grossing me out.”

comments@metronews.com RE: “SIERRA LAMAR KILLER GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS,” NEWS, MAY 10

Assuming all evidence was legit, good. JUSTIN SARN VIA FACEBOOK

RE: “LA CHINGADA: THE EFFING TAQUERIA,” BITES, MAY 10

RE: “EERIE AIRS: ‘THE CREATURE VIDEO’ AT THE RITZ,” BITES, MAY 10

We've gotten food from there. Big portions and good. Not cheap for a take-out however. But then again, this isn't Taco Bell.

That's some crunchy gnar! ::)

LYNDA ROCHA VIA FACEBOOK

JUSTIN BROWN VIA FACEBOOK

RE: “COUNCILMEMBER MAGDALENA CARRASCO DISMISSES CRITICISM FROM NORA CAMPOS,” THE FLY, MAY 10

She had a lot of turnover in staff and apparently found it difficult to get along with other legislators. SUSIE PRICE VIA SAN JOSE INSIDE

RE: “COUNCILMEMBER MAGDALENA CARRASCO DISMISSES CRITICISM FROM NORA CAMPOS,” THE FLY, MAY 10

Both ladies need to move forward and be productive for the people of San Jose. ZION VIA SAN JOSE INSIDE RE: “A FORMER SOUTH TEXAS WAL-MART SHOWS PATH TO LIBRARY ENLIGHTENMENT,” SILICON ALLEYS, MAY 3

good read! A bit of Silicon Valley in Tejas @adamcurry #libraries #ITM @IDJOHN VIA TWITTER

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May 17-23, 2017

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