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More on Ingram’s Okay, two things about Ingram’s Chili Bowl—everything was covered in chili and it was some of the best hangover food available anywhere. With that in mind, we rolled in mid-morning one weekday and found friend and Ingram’s regular Bob Ederly just finishing up his “Eggs In The Red”. I ordered the same while my friend decided on the famous “Eldo,” feeling more like chili-covered lunch than chili-covered breakfast. By the time our orders were served up, Bob had decided that it was close enough to lunch and that instead of going elsewhere, he might as well just stay and eat a second meal at Ingram’s. His order? The... “Eldo.” To all that knew Ingram’s, I personally watched him finish it—I swear this happened.
MARK BARRY Santa Rosa
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