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Entertainment. Times Square

JFK. A drunk man allegedly

urinated on an 11-year-old girl Wednesday on a JFKbound flight from Portland. Officials said that Robert Vietze, 18, stumbled out of his seat and peed on the girl. He later said he was too drunk to realize what he was doing, and said he had already had eight drinks. Flight attendants separated the man and the girl’s father, who confronted him, and Vietze was ticketed for indecent exposure. METRO/AB

The Radio City Music Hall Rockettes gave a leggy preview of their iconic “Christmas Spectacular” show.

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Bloomberg guard charged A man assigned to guard Mayor Michael Bloomberg was charged with shooting his girlfriend’s exboyfriend. Officials said Leopold McLean was charged with attempted murder for allegedly shooting the man in the buttocks as he tried to run.

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Statue of Liberty to close for one year LIBERTY ISLAND. Lady Liberty will be getting a little nip and tuck. After all, the woman is almost 125 years old. Officials announced Wednesday that the Statue of Liberty will be closed to the public for one year for a $27 million renovation that will begin Oct. 29, the day after the 125th anniversary of her dedication. While the Statue of Liberty will be closed to visitors during the upgrade, Liberty Island will remain open. METRO/CG

Alleged groper gets steep bail NEW YORK. The man police say is the Upper East Side groper will need $150,000 if he wants to get out of jail. Jose Hernandez, 18, from Corona, was issued the stiff bail after he was arraigned for sex abuse and forcible touching in three cases. Family and friends insist that police have the wrong man. METRO/AB

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The Radio City Rockettes performed in Times Square on Thursday as a preview of what fans will see come December for their annual “Christmas Spectacular.” New York’s most famous ladies performed a new number for their show and signed autographs. METRO/CB

Shooting at pol’s car strikes fear in city Assemblyman William Boyland shot at with child in car Elected official and celeb attacked within days of each other Is NYC really safe? Mayor Michael Bloomberg loves to boast about how safe New York is, but an elected official and his 7year-old child narrowly avoided being killed Wednesday night in what police say was a random shooting. Assemblyman William Boyland was driving in Brownsville with his son in the car at around 6 p.m. Wednesday when three bullets shattered the back window of his SUV. Neither of the two were hurt, but one of the bullets lodged in the front seat. An NYPD spokeswoman said they do not think the assemblyman was targeted. But the idea that a random spray of bullets can hit even an assemblyman is horrifying New Yorkers. “That sounds terrify-

Summer of crime June 9: A 16-year-old girl was killed and four others were injured when shooters

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Rise in felony assaults since last year, as of Aug. 7

11,132 Felony assaults so far this year citywide

ing,” said Michael Catrone, 25, a messenger who lives in Astoria. “It makes me a little nervous. You’ve just got to be careful.” The Boyland shooting comes on top of a summer when some of New York’s most popular, well-traveled areas — like the Upper East Side and Brighton fired into a crowd on the Brighton Beach boardwalk on a hot summer’s day. Aug 8: Musician Gavin DeGraw was beaten as he left

Beach — have seen shocking, and sometimes deadly crime outbreaks. “What’s happening in Central Brooklyn is just a microcosm of the city of New York,” Councilwoman Letitia James told Metro. “It’s unfortunate that Assemblyman Boyland’s car has to happen in order to get the attention of this administration.” Bloomberg’s office pointed out that crime in the 73rd precinct, where the shooting took place, is down by 20 percent since the mayor took office in 2001, and shootings have dropped by 18 percent this year from last. Citywide, murder is down, but rape and assault are up. ALISON BOWEN

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a bar in the East Village. Aug. 8: A man was arrested for stalking and groping 12 women on the UES as they walked near their homes.

Boyland under fire NEW YORK. While police don’t think Boyland was the intended target in the shooting, he is a controversial figure. The four-term assemblyman was indicted in March on bribery and corruption charges. Just last week, he enraged some Brownsville residents when he drove past a prayer vigil for a 13-year-old girl who was killed. Boyland honked his horn and waved at those attending, but didn’t stop the car. METRO/AB


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Soros sued by ex for UES ‘snub’ The octogenarian billionaire George Soros has been sued for $10 million by a former Brazilian soap star who said he reneged on promises to give her a pricey apartment on the Upper East Side. Adriana Ferreyr, 28, said Soros had twice during the five years they dated promised to buy her apartments, but never followed through, according to her complaint filed Wednesday in New York State Supreme Court. Ferreyr, now studying economics at Columbia University, said she and Soros, who turns 81 Friday and who is worth $14.5 billion, had been dating for more than three years

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Nets owner wants to run Russia, too NEW YORK. From palling

around with Jay-Z and Mayor Mike Bloomberg to ... running Russia? Nets owner Mikhail Prokhorov said Thursday he has the skills to become the next prime minister of Russia, the billionaire’s native country. The 46-year-old, who is reportedly worth $18 billion and is the thirdrichest man in Russia, declared his ambition at a Moscow press conference.

The plot thickens Ferreyr said that Soros slapped her and tried to choke her and that she was cut when he threw a lamp — allegations he denies.

when he promised to buy her an apartment worth nearly $2 million near his home. The pair broke up two months later and soon reconciled, but Soros told her as they lay in bed that he had given the apartment to a new girlfriend, the lawsuit said. William Zabel, a lawyer for Soros, called the lawsuit frivolous and without merit. REUTERS

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Ferreyr is seeking damages for assault and battery, fraud, infliction of emotional distress and other claims.

QUEENS. An NYPD cop posing as a 14-year-old nabbed a potential pervert this week. Cops said that a 63year-old man was trying to meet up with someone he

“I think I’m capable of doing the tasks of prime minister,” he said. The nowNew Jersey Nets are scheduled to relocate to Brooklyn in 2012. METRO/CB

thought was a 14-year-old girl — but was in fact an undercover cop. Michael Gruda allegedly chatted online and tried to arrange dates with those he thought were teen girls in Queens. He was arrested and charged with an attempted criminal sex act and faces up to four years in prison. METRO/AB


Women smokers bear risk

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who smoke cigarettes are more likely to develop heart disease than men, says new research released yesterday. After reviewing data on 2.4 million people and 44,000 cardiac events, the article’s authors found female smokers have a 25 percent greater risk for coronary heart disease than males who smoke cigarettes. The researchers also

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Chimp attack victim has a brand new face REUTERS

Two years after a horrific attack by her friend’s pet primate, Charla Nash can now greet life with a smile

Be careful, ladies.

found the difference in risk for male and female smokers increased by two percent for every year they smoke. REUTERS

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After undergoing a grueling, 20-hour full face transplant, Nash now has a fair, almost blushing, complexion.

A woman who underwent a full face transplant in May after being mauled by a chimpanzee in 2009 revealed her new face in a photo that was released on Thursday. Charla Nash, 57, who was photographed in her hospital bed at Brigham and Women’s Hospital in Boston, appears dramatically different with a new nose, lips and facial skin. “I will now be able to do things I once took for granted,” Nash said in a statement. “I will be able to smell. I will be able to

eat normally. I will no longer be disfigured. I will have lips and will speak clearly once again. I will be able to kiss and hug loved ones.” Nash was hurt after a friend’s 200-pound pet chimpanzee went on a rampage two years ago. She lost her hands, lips, nose and eyes, leaving her blind and disfigured after the attack. The animal was eventually shot and killed by police. Prior to the surgery, Nash was often photographed wearing a veil to hide her disfigurement. REUTERS


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Race, raunch and too many bromances

Comedian Aziz Ansari makes it clear that he doesn’t like that B-word Why the ‘30 Minutes or Less’ star had Jamie Foxx as a body double (he might be joking) Danny McBride wields a crossbow in “30 Minutes or Less.”

“Glee: The 3D Concert Movie” literally sings to the choir. If there ever was a movie made for fans, this is it. A concert film, with real-life fan testimonials tucked in between the pop songs and show tunes, the music loses most of its context when there isn’t a storyline to play off. What’s left is essentially karaoke with some nifty dance moves thrown in. Highlights include Lea Michele warbling through a Barbra Streisand tune, but when Mark Salling sings “Fat Bottomed Girls” it doesn’t sound so much like a Queen classic as it does the squealing death of rock ’n’ roll.

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In celebration of villainy Danny McBride plays the antihero on HBO’s “Eastbound and Down,” but what he really loves is playing a straight-up villain in “30 Minutes or Less.” In the film, McBride’s an overgrown layabout living in his dad’s basement. Once his character and that of Nick Swardson get the idea to open a brothel fronting as a tanning salon, they plant a bomb on a stoner pizza delivery boy in order to force him to rob a bank for the cash. Sounds kind of like the work of Kenny Powers, if you ask us. So, we asked him. This character bears a resemblance to your “Eastbound and Down” character, Kenny Powers. Was that on purpose?

I was told that this character was written for me. So when I read the script, there were things in there that I felt that this was similar to things I’ve done before. You always try to pare back that as much as you can. Honestly, once I was in there with Nick [Swardson], it was a whole new dynamic — and so you just try to follow that. Do you like playing the villain?

Some of my favorite characters when I was a kid were always the villains in movies, you know, like ‘The Karate Kid,” I always rooted for Cobra Kai weirdly. You know, you love Darth Vader, so it is kind of fun. Even as a writer, it’s fun to write characters that, their moral compass is slightly skewed and you got to figure out a way to get an audience still to root for that person. I think it’s kind of a challenge.

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an everyone stop saying bromance?” Aziz Ansari snips. “For some reason that bothers me. There is an alternate ending we just shot where we all f— each other. And when we watched that, we thought, ‘This is turning into a gay thing.’” The comedian and star of NBC’s “Parks and Recreation” is talking about his role in “30 Minutes or Less.” Director Ruben Fleischer describes the film as a

It’s all about the improv “We all improvised so much that it’s really a credit to [director Ruben Fleischer] and the editors and the producers,” Ansari says. “They did a great job of filtering all the stuff we did to the best stuff. I mean, it’s hard to narrow down one favorite moment because there’s really so much. When I watched, I was like, ‘What, that made it in? That made it in?’”

Aziz Ansari’s favorite action sequence: “The car chases in ‘Steel Magnolias’ are really amazing.”

“double buddy comedy,” since Ansari and Jesse Eisenberg play two friends forced to rob a bank by two other buddies (Danny McBride and Nick Swardson) who want to make fast money in order to open a tanning salon-slash-brothel. The two pairs seem incredibly chummy offscreen and on, but that doesn’t mean Ansari would put up with Eisenberg’s wild driving skills for the car chase scenes. “It is Jesse in the car but in the passenger seat, it’s not me,” he says. “It’s actually Jamie Foxx and they CGI-ed my face on in post, because I was too scared.” But one thing Ansari will never wuss out on is a chance to make a joke about race — his own or that of anyone else. “It would’ve been awkward if there was a white character saying that stuff,” he says referencing cracks he made at his own expense. “It’s a good thing it was me, because those would not have made sense. They had to stop me sometimes like, ‘Aziz, you’re not Korean, you can’t say that.’” HEIDI PATALANO

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Fast, foul and fun

‘30 Minutes or Less’ is a fast-paced joyride of an action-comedy with all the raunch and car chases an R-rated comedy could ever ask for WILSON WEBB

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Jaqueline Macinnes Wood stars in “Final Destination 5.”

Fifth time’s a charm ‘Final Destination 5’ Director: Steven Quale Cast: Nicholas D’Agosto and Emma Bell Rating: R Grade: –—˜™š

There’s something delightfully straightforward about the “Final Destination” franchise, a series that knows what it is and doesn’t pretend to be anything else. It also knows why you’re here: to see a group of witless young adults miraculously cheat death, only to

have it catch up with them one by one in evermore complex ways. The biggest surprise is that, five films in, the franchise is actually at its best, managing to work in macabre laughs and a clever twist that rewards eagle-eyed viewers. But what about those infamous death scenes? Some are more elaborate than others, but all are executed with tension. Let’s just say you’ll never watch a gymnastics competition the same way again. NED EHRBAR

Director: Ruben Fleischer Cast: Aziz Ansari, Jesse Eisenberg, Danny McBride and Nick Swardson Rating: R Grade: –—˜™š

There’s nothing genteel about “30 Minutes or Less.” The presence of Danny McBride assures that. If you don’t find his brand of foulmouthed, anything-goes humor amusing, then you’ll find very little to like here. But, if McBride turns your crank, you’ll find much to enjoy. Jesse Eisenberg may not get nominated for this one, but he does get a good Facebook jab in there. It’s good to see he can have a sense of humor about “The Social Network,” his biggest success so far. Aziz Ansari is a

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manic ball of energy here; and while at first it seems like he might be too much, by the end it’s great he’s there. The other thing this movie has going for it is the pace. It moves like a rocket. The 90 minutes really do feel like 30 minutes — or less! No one will be talking about the cinematography or costume design, but they will talk about what a raunchy good time they had at the movies — and that’s the goal of this kind of film. It’s like the spiritual cousin of director Ruben Fleischer’s “Zombieland,” an unexpectedly fun mix of action and humor. RICHARD CROUSE METRO WORLD NEWS IN LONDON

Aziz Ansari and Jesse Eisenberg play ex-best friends in “30 Minutes or Less.”

Synopsis Very loosely based on a strange Erie, Pa., bank robbery, the story involves a slacker pizza delivery boy (Jesse Eisenberg) who is kidnapped by two moronic criminals (Danny McBride

and Nick Swardson). They strap a bomb to his chest and order him to rob a bank or, in 10 hours, everything will go boom. Incidental to the main story are a best friend (Aziz Ansari) and a psycho killer (Michael Pena).


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Film Society Lincoln Center - Elinor Bunin Munroe Film Center 212–875–5600 144 West 65th Street Between Broadway + Amsterdam Avenues ASTRONAUTS (ASTRONAUTAS) (NR) Fri 12:30, 3:30; Sat 10:401:30.; Sun 10:40-2:30. BLACK HOLES (NR) Fri 1:30 THE FUTURE (R) 7:30, 9:30 MYSTER IES OF LISBON (MISTERIOS DE LISBOA) (NR) 1:00, 2:30, 6:30 P ASSIO NE: A MUSICAL ADVENTURE (NR) Fri 4:20, 6:20, 8:20; Sat and Sun 12:20-2:204:20-6:20-8:20. S E C RE T OF THE C AR DB OAR D ROCKET (NR) Fri 11:30, 2:30; Sat 11:30-3:30.; Sun 1:30. WE ARE ASTRONOMERS (G) Fri 10:40, 4:30; Sat 2:30.; Sun 12:304:30.

Film Society Lincoln Center - Walter Reade Theater 212–875–5600 Lincoln Center & W. 65th St. ACORAZADO (NR) Fri 7:00 BRODER (NR) Fri 5:00; Sat 2:40.; Sun 8:45. CHE, UN HOMBRE NUEVO (NR) Sun 6:40 EL VARAL (NR) Sat 1:00; Sun 5:00. JEAN GENTIL (NR) Sat 4:45 THE LIFE OF FISH (LA VIDA DE LOS PECES) (NR) Fri 9:15 LONG DISTANCE (R) Sat 6:35 MAR IMBA S FRO M HELL (LAS MARIMBAS DEL TIEMPO) (NR) Sun 1:00 SIDEWALLS (MEDIANERAS) (NR) Sat 9:10

AMC Empire 25 888–AMC–4FUN 42nd Street Between 7th and 8th Avenues ANOTHER EARTH (PG-13) 10:25.C INDEPENDENT;Digital Presentation ATTACK THE BLOCK (R) 10:15, 12:50, 3:20, 5:45, 8:15, 10:45. Digital Presentation CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE FIRST AVENGER (PG-13) Fri and Sat 10:00, 11:55, 1:00, 3:05, 4:00, 6:15, 7:20, 9:25, 12:30. Digital Presentation; Sun 10:00-11:551:00-3:05-4:00-6:15-7:20-9:25. Digital Presentation CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE FIRST AVENGER 3D (PG-13) 10:50, 2:00, 5:10, 8:20, 11:25. RealD 3D COWBOYS & ALIENS (PG-13) Fri and Sat 10:10, 11:40, 1:10, 2:40, 4:05, 5:40, 7:10, 8:40, 10:10, 11:40. Digital Presentation; Sun 10:10-11:40-1:10-2:40-4:05-5:407:10-8:40-10:10. Digital Presentation THE DEVIL’S DOUBLE (R) Fri and Sat 10:45, 1:40, 4:40, 7:25, 10:15, 12:55.C I N D E P E N D E N T; D i g i ta l Presentation; Sun 10:45-1:404:40-7:25-10:15.C INDEPENDENT;Digital Presentation FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS (R) Fri and Sat 10:05, 11:25, 12:45, 2:20, 3:40, 5:15, 6:40, 8:10, 9:40, 11:00, 12:35. Digital Presentation; Sun 10:05-11:25-12:45-2:20-3:405:15-6:40-8:10-9:40-11:00. Digital Presentation GLEE THE 3D CONCERT MOVIE

(PG) Fri and Sat 10:00, 11:10, 12:30, 1:45, 3:00, 4:15, 5:30, 6:45, 8:00, 9:15, 10:30, 11:45, 12:50. RealD 3D; Sun 10:00-11:10-12:301:45-3:00-4:15-5:30-6:45-8:009:15-10:30. RealD 3D THE GUARD (NR) Fri and Sat 10:55, 1:30, 4:30, 7:05, 9:45, 12:25.C INDEPENDENT;Digital Presentation; Sun 10:55-1:304:30-7:05-9:45.C INDEPENDENT;Digital Presentation GUN HILL ROAD (R) Fri and Sat 12:05, 2:30, 5:00, 7:50, 10:20, 12:45.C INDEPENDENT;Digital Presentation; Sun 12:05-2:305:00-7:50-10:20.C INDEPENDENT;Digital Presentation HAR RY PO TTER AN D THE DEATHLY HALLOWS - PART 2 (PG-13) Fri and Sat 11:00, 2:10, 5:20, 8:35, 11:50. Digital Presentation; Sun 11:00-2:105:20-8:35. Digital Presentation HAR RY PO TTER AN D THE DEATHLY HALLOWS - PART 2 3D (PG-13) Fri and Sat 12:10, 3:15, 6:25, 9:35, 12:45. RealD 3D; Sun 12:10-3:15-6:25-9:35. RealD 3D HAR RY PO TTER AN D THE DEATHLY HALLOWS - PART 2: AN IMAX 3D EXPERIENCE (PG13) 10:00, 1:05, 4:20, 7:30, 10:40. IMAX 3D THE HELP (PG-13) Fri and Sat 10:35, 11:45, 12:50, 2:05, 3:15, 4:25, 5:35, 6:45, 7:55, 9:05, 10:15, 11:25, 12:35. Digital Presentation; Sun 10:35-11:45-12:50-2:05-3:154:25-5:35-6:45-7:55-9:05-10:1511:25. Digital Presentation MIDNIGHT IN PARIS (PG-13) Fri and Sat 11:20, 1:55, 4:25, 6:50, 9:20, 11:55.C I N D E P E N D E N T; D i g i ta l Presentation; Sun 11:20-1:554:25-6:50-9:20.C INDEPENDENT;Digital Presentation RESER VA TIO N (AA RAK SH AN) (NR) 12:15, 3:45, 7:15, 10:50. Digital Presentation RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES (PG-13) 12:00, 2:50, 5:40, 8:30, 11:20. ETX: Enhanced Theatre Experience; Fri and Sat 10:00-10:30-11:15-12:40-1:201:55-3:30-4:10-4:55-6:20-7:007:45-9:10-9:50-10: 35-12:40. Digital Presentation; Sun 10:0010:30-11:15-12:40-1:20-1:55-3:304:10-4:55-6:20-7:00-7:45-9:109:50-10:35. Digital Presentation

AMC Loews Kips Bay 15 888–AMC–4FUN Corner of 31st Street and 2nd Avenue 30 MINUTES OR LESS (R) Fri and Sat 10:45, 12:55, 3:05, 5:15, 7:25, 9:35, 11:45. Digital Presentation; Sun 10:45-12:553:05-5:15-7:25-9:35. Digital Presentation CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE FIRST AVENGER (PG-13) Fri and Sat 10:30, 1:15, 4:05, 6:45, 9:40, 12:25. Digital Presentation; Sun 10 : 3 0 -1 : 1 5 - 4: 0 5 - 6 : 45 - 9 : 4 0. Digital Presentation THE CHANGE-UP (R) Fri and Sat 10:35, 1:10, 3:45, 6:20, 9:00, 11:30. Digital Presentation; Sun 10:35-1:10-3:45-6:20-9:00. Digital Presentation COWBOYS & ALIENS (PG-13) Fri and Sat 10:55, 1:35, 4:20, 7:05, 9:45, 12:30. Digital Presentation; Sun 10:55-1:35-4:20-7:05-9:45. Digital Presentation CRAZY, STUPID, LOVE (PG-13) 11:20, 2:10, 4:50, 7:45, 10:30. Digital Presentation FINAL DESTINATION 5 3D (R)

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8:55-11:20. Digital Presentation HOR RIB LE BO SS E S (R) Fri and Sat 10:30, 12:40, 2:55, 5:25, 7:50, 10:10, 12:25. Digital Presentation; Sun 10:30-12:402:55-5:25-7:50-10:10. Digital Presentation RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES (PG-13) Fri and Sat 10:55, 11:55, 1:35, 2:35, 4:10, 5:10, 7:00, 8:00, 9:40, 10:40, 12:15. Digital Presentation; Sun 10:55-11:55-

ATTACK THE BLOCK (R) 12:10, 2:45, 5:20, 7:45, 10:25 CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE FIRST AVENGER (PG-13) 11:10, 2:10, 5:00, 8:10, 11:05 CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE FIRST AVENGER 3D (PG-13) 1:00, 7:15. RealD 3D COWBOYS & ALIENS (PG-13) Fri and Sat 11:40, 1:50, 2:50, 5:40, 7:50, 8:50, 11:35; Sun 11:40-1:502:50-5:40-7:50-8:50.

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THE DEVIL’S DOUBLE (R) Fri and Sat 1:20, 4:00, 6:55, 9:45, 12:20; Sun 1:20-4:00-6:55-9:45. GLEE THE 3D CONCERT MOVIE (PG) Fri and Sat 12:00, 2:20, 4:40, 7:00, 9:30, 11:45; Sun 12:00-2:20-4:40-7:00-9:30. HARR Y POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS - PART 2 (PG-13) Fri and Sat 12:50, 3:55, 6:50, 9:40, 12:40; Sun 12:503:55-6:50-9:40. HARR Y POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS - PART 2 3D (PG-13) 11:00, 4:45, 10:35. RealD 3D

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HORRIBLE BOSSES (R) 12:25, 2:50, 5:30, 8:05, 10:45. Digital Presentation RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES (PG-13) Fri and Sat 11:30, 1:15, 2:15, 4:00, 5:00, 6:45, 7:55, 9:30, 10:45, 12:15. Digital Presentation; Sun 11:30-1:15-2:154:00-5:00-6:45-7:55-9:30-10:45. Digital Presentation THE SMURFS 3D (PG) 11:00, 1:40, 4:25, 7:05, 9:40. RealD 3D

4:20, 7:20, 10:10. Digital Presentation COWBOYS & ALIENS (PG-13) 11:45, 2:30, 5:20, 8:15, 11:15. Digital Presentation CRAZY, STUPID, LOVE (PG-13) Fri and Sat 10:05, 12:30, 3:30, 6:15, 9:10, 12:20. Digital Presentation; Sun 10:05-12:303:30-6:15-9:10. Digital Presentation FINAL DESTINATION 5 (R) 6:30, 9:00, 11:30. Digital Presentation FINAL DESTINATION 5 3D (R) 10:40, 1:00, 3:15, 5:30. RealD 3D FINAL DESTINATION 5 IMAX 3D (R) Fri and Sat 8:00, 10:30, 12:45. IMAX 3D; Sun 8:00-10:30. IMAX 3D FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS (R) 11:20, 2:20, 5:00, 7:40, 10:20. Digital Presentation GLEE THE 3D CONCERT MOVIE (PG) Fri and Sat 11:30, 2:00, 4:40, 7:00, 9:30, 12:00. RealD 3D; Sun 11:30-2:00-4:40-7:00-9:30. RealD 3D H AR RY PO TTER AND TH E DEATHLY HALLOWS - PART 2 3D (PG-13) 7:50, 11:00. RealD 3D H AR RY PO TTER AND TH E DEATHLY HALLOWS - PART 2: AN IMAX 3D EXPERIENCE (PG13) 10:30, 1:30, 4:50. IMAX 3D THE HELP (PG-13) 10:00, 12:45, 4:05, 7:30, 10:50. Digital Presentation HORRIBLE BOSSES (R) 11:15, 1:40, 4:00. Digital Presentation RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES (PG-13) Fri and Sat 11:05, 12:15, 1:50, 3:00, 4:30, 5:45, 7:10, 8:30, 10:00, 11:20, 12:30. Digital Presentation; Sun 11:05-12:151:50-3:00-4:30-5:45-7:10-8:3010:00-11:20. Digital Presentation THE SMURFS 3D (PG) Fri and Sat 11:00, 1:45, 4:15, 6:45, 9:20, 12:10. RealD 3D; Sun 11:00-1:45-4:156:45-9:20. RealD 3D

800–326–3264 247 W 42nd St @ 8th Ave - In Times Square 30 MINUTES OR LESS (R) 11:45, 1:15, 2:00, 3:30, 4:10, 5:40, 6:20, 7:55, 8:45, 9:45, 10:30, 11:15, 12:05, 12:45 CARS 2 (G) 12:45 THE CHANGE-UP (R) Fri 12:05. OC-Open Caption; Fri 11:05-1:452:40-4:20-5:25-7:10-8:10-9:5510:55-12:35.; Sat 2:40. OC-Open Caption; Sat 11:05-12:05-1:454:20-5:25-7:10-8:10-9:55-10:5512:35.; Sun 12:05-8:10. OC-Open Caption; Sun 11:05-1:45-2:404:20-5:25-7:10-9:55-10:55-12:35. CRAZY, STUPID, LOVE (PG-13) 11:00, 12:00, 1:50, 2:55, 4:35, 5:35, 7:30, 8:30, 10:20, 11:20. Digital Projection FINAL DESTINATION 5 (R) 11:20, 1:40, 4:00, 6:30, 9:00, 11:30 FINAL DESTINATION 5 3D (R) 12:30, 2:50, 5:10, 7:40, 10:10, 12:40. RealD 3D; 11:50-2:104:30-7:00-9:30-12:00. RPX HORRIBLE BOSSES (R) 3:25, 5:50, 8:20, 11:00 THE SMURFS 3D (PG) 12:10, 2:45, 5:20, 8:05, 10:40. RealD 3D THE SMURFS (PG) 11:35, 2:05, 4:40, 7:15 TRANSFORMERS: DARK OF THE MOON 3D (PG-13) 11:55, 3:35, 7:20, 10:50. RealD 3D

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800–326–3264 629 102 North End Avenue - Vesey & West Street 30 MINUTES OR LESS (R) Fri and Sat 1:20, 3:30, 6:00, 8:10, 10:30, 12:40; Sun 1:20-3:30-6:008:10-10:30. CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE FIRST AVENGER (PG-13) 2:05, 7:25 CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE FIRST AVENGER 3D (PG-13) 11:00, 4:20, 9:40. RealD 3D THE CHANGE-UP (R) 11:30, 2:20, 4:55, 8:00, 10:50 COWBOYS & ALIENS (PG-13) 11:40, 2:25, 5:15, 7:55, 10:40 CRAZY, STUPID, LOVE (PG-13) Fri 11:10. OC-Open Caption; Fri 2:00-4:40-7:35-10:35. Digital Projection; Sat 11:10-4:40-7:3510:35. Digital Projection; Sat 2:00. OC-Open Caption; Sun 2:00-4:40-7:35. Digital Projection; Sun 11:10-10:35. OCOpen Caption FINAL DESTINATION 5 3D (R) Fri and Sat 12:10, 2:50, 5:20, 7:40, 10:00, 12:20. RealD 3D; Sun 12:10-2:50-5:20-7:40-10:00. RealD 3D GLEE THE 3D CONCERT MOVIE (PG) Fri and Sat 12:20, 2:40, 5:00, 7:20, 9:45, 12:00; Sun 12:20-2:40-5:00-7:20-9:45. HAR RY PO TTER AN D THE DEATHLY HALLOWS - PART 2 (PG-13) 1:15, 6:50 THE HELP (PG-13) 12:40, 3:50, 7:00, 10:15 HORRIBLE BOSSES (R) 4:15,

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Mary J. Blige — singer and, more recently, actress — makes ‘The Help’ even more moving

Paging Spielberg Blige is taking her new career seriously, working with an acting coach to hone her skills. “I’m improving,” she says modestly. While she says music has given her great confidence in life, “acting

is just the opposite. It says to me, ‘You’ve got a lot of work to do. You’re blinking. You’re stuttering.

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Keep working on your confidence.’” And where does she hope that growing confidence will take her? Ideally into a Steven Spielberg film. “If he ever does a huge movie, I would love for him to call Mary J. Blige to be one of the African-Americans in the film,” she says. “That’s a big deal.”

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hile she’s lent her musical talents to films before, Grammywinning singer Mary J. Blige wanted “The Living Proof,” her contribution to “The Help,” to be more than a mere soundtrack listing. Based on Kathryn Stockett’s best-selling novel of the same name, “The Help” captures the essence of 1960s Jackson, Miss., chronicling the relationships between three very different women who come together around a secret writing project that puts them all at risk. “I saw a screening of the movie twice,” Blige explains. “At each screening I would write down each time something would make me cry and I would write down when I laughed. By the time we got to the studio, the song was almost written.” And while the song intertwines thematically with the film, it’s still an intensely personal piece for Blige. “It means every-

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thing to me,” she says of the tune. “It means I know exactly where I’m going. I know that my journey continues because it’s been so rough here that to have any life, I have to have the courage to keep moving.”

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Mary J. Blige contributes a central song for the film “The Help” and will star in the upcoming adaptation of the Broadway musical “Rock of Ages.”

nd moving forward is something Blige excels at, starting with moving from music into acting. Having already made several television and film appearances, Blige is currently shooting “Rock of Ages.” Describing her casting in the Broadway smash-turned-movie as “a blessing,” Blige plays Justice, “a gentlemen’s club owner — a very nice strip club owner,” she says. “I have to be the light in a dark place. That’s who Justice is. And that’s basically my part. Of course there’s singing. I sing and I act.” DEBBIE LYNN ELIAS METRO WORLD NEWS IN HOLLYWOOD


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Clearview’s Chelsea 212–777–FILM 260 West 23rd Street at 8th Avenue; Between 7th & 8th Avenues THE CHANGE-UP (R) Fri and Sat 11:00, 1:45, 4:15, 7:00, 9:45, 12:20. Digital Projection; Sun 11:00-1:45-4:15-7:00-9:45. Digital Projection COWBOYS & ALIENS (PG-13) 11:45, 2:40, 5:00, 8:15, 10:40 FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS (R) Fri and Sat 11:20, 2:00, 4:45, 7:30, 10:00, 12:30. Digital Projection; Sun 11:20-2:00-4:45-7:30-10:00. Digital Projection GLEE THE 3D CONCERT MOVIE (PG) Fri and Sat 12:15, 2:45, 5:15, 7:45, 10:15, 12:25; Sun 12:15-2:455:15-7:45-10:15. H AR RY PO TTER AND TH E DEATHLY HALLOWS - PART 2 (PG-13) 11:10, 2:15, 5:30, 8:45 THE HELP (PG-13) Fri and Sat 11:15, 2:30, 5:45, 9:00, 12:00; 12:45-4:00-7:15-10:30. Digital Projection; Sun 11:15-2:30-5:459:00. MIDNIGHT IN PARIS (PG-13) 11:45, 2:40, 5:00, 8:15, 10:40 THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW (R) Fri and Sat 12:00

AMC Magic Johnson Harlem 9 888–AMC–4FUN 2309 Frederick Douglass Boulevard & 124th Street 30 MINUTES OR LESS (R) 10:45, 1:00, 3:30, 6:00, 8:30, 10:35. Digital Presentation CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE FIRST AVENGER (PG-13) 9:20, 12:10, 3:15, 6:15, 9:15. Digital Presentation COWBOYS & ALIENS (PG-13) 9:30, 12:10, 2:50, 5:30, 8:15, 10:55. Digital Presentation FINAL DESTINATION 5 3D (R) 10:00, 12:15, 2:45, 5:00, 7:45, 10:15. RealD 3D GLEE THE 3D CONCERT MOVIE (PG) 10:05, 12:20, 2:30, 4:45, 7:15, 9:30. RealD 3D THE HELP (PG-13) 9:15, 12:40, 4:00, 7:30, 11:00. Digital Presentation RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES (PG-13) 10:30, 11:30, 1:15, 2:15, 4:15, 5:15, 7:00, 8:00, 9:45, 10:45. Digital Presentation THE SMURFS 3D (PG) 12:00, 5:25, 10:25. RealD 3D THE SMURFS (PG) 9:30, 3:00, 7:55. Digital Presentation

AMC Loews Orpheum 7 888–AMC–4FUN 3rd Avenue & 86th Street 30 MINUTES OR LESS (R) Fri and Sat 10:00, 1:00, 4:20, 7:00, 9:15, 11:30. Digital Presentation; Sun 10:00-1:004:20-7:00-9:15. Digital Presentation THE CHANGE-UP (R) 11:30, 2:10, 4:55, 7:35, 10:20. Digital Presentation THE FINAL DESTINATION 3D (R) Fri and Sat 11:15, 1:40, 4:00, 6:35, 9:00, 11:20. Digital 3D; Sun 11:15-

1:40-4:00-7:15-9:50. Digital 3D GLEE THE 3D CONCERT MOVIE (PG) 10:10, 12:20, 2:35, 4:50, 7:20, 9:45. RealD 3D HORR IBLE BOSSES (R) Fri and Sat 11:00, 1:20, 3:45, 6:00, 8:45, 11:10. Digital Presentation; Sun 11:00-1:20-3:45-6:00-8:2510:45. Digital Presentation RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES (PG-13) Fri and Sat 11:00, 2:00, 5:00, 8:05, 11:10. Digital Presentation; Sun 11:00-2:005:00-8:05-10:50. Digital Presentation THE SMURFS 3D (PG) 10:00, 3:30, 9:45. RealD 3D THE SMURFS (PG) 12:45, 7:10. Digital Presentation

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FINAL DESTINATION 5 3D (R) 10:45, 1:00, 3:10, 5:30, 8:00, 10:45. RealD 3D FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS (R) 11:10, 1:45, 4:45, 7:30, 10:20. Digital Presentation HA RRY P OTTER A ND T HE D E A T H L Y H A L L O WS - P A R T 1 (PG-13) 10:00, 4:05, 10:00. RealD 3D HA RRY P OTTER A ND T HE DEATHLY HALLOWS - PART 2

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(PG) 12:20, 2:40, 5:15, 7:30, 9:45 THE HELP (PG-13) 11:40, 1:40, 3:10, 6:40, 9:50, 10:20 THE SMURFS 3D (PG) 1:50, 7:00 THE SMURFS (PG) 11:15, 4:30, 9:30. Digital Projection

Coliseum Cinemas 212–740–1545 703 West 181st Street at Broadway CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE FIRST

AMC Loews Village 7 888–AMC–4FUN 66 Third Avenue at 11th Street THE CHANGE-UP (R) 10:35, 12:30, 1:30, 3:00, 4:00, 5:45, 7:15, 9:00, 10:00. Digital Presentation FINAL DESTINATION 5 (R) 10:45, 1:00, 3:15, 5:30, 8:00, 10:30. Digital Presentation FINAL DESTINATION 5 3D (R) 11:30, 2:00, 4:30, 7:00, 9:30. RealD 3D FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS (R) 11:35, 2:15, 4:45, 7:30, 10:10. Digital Presentation THE SMURFS 3D (PG) 1:45, 7:45. RealD 3D THE SMURFS (PG) 11:15, 4:15, 10:15. Digital Presentation WINNIE THE POOH (G) 11:00, 12:50, 2:45. Digital Presentation ZIN DA GI NA MILEG I DO BA RA (NR) 5:00, 8:35. Digital Presentation

Angelika Film Center New York 800–FAN–DANG 18 West Houston at Mercer Street BELLFLOWER (R) 12:30, 3:00, 5:30, 8:00, 10:20 THE GUARD (NR) 11:00, 1:15, 3:25, 5:35, 7:50, 10:15 GUN HILL ROAD (R) Fri and Sat 12:00, 2:00, 4:00, 6:00, 8:00, 10:00, 12:00; Sun 12:00-2:004:00-6:00-8:00-10:00. MIDNIGHT IN PARIS (PG-13) Fri and Sat 11:00, 12:00, 1:10, 3:20, 4:20, 5:30, 7:40, 8:40, 9:50, 10:50, 12:00; Sun 11:00-12:001:10-3:20-4:20-5:30-7:40-8:409:50-10:50. PROJECT NIM (PG-13) 2:10, 6:30 SARAH’S KEY (ELLE S’APPELAIT SARAH) (PG-13) Fri and Sat 11:30, 2:00, 4:30, 7:00, 9:30, 12:00; Sun 11:30-2:00-4:30-7:009:30. SPECIAL EVENT (NR)

Lincoln Plaza Cinemas 212–757–2280 1886 Broadway THE GUARD (NR) 11:00, 12:45,

7:20, 9:35; Sat and Sun 12:352:45-5:10-7:20-9:35.

Landmark Sunshine Cinema 212–330–8182 687 Houston St. betw. 1st & 2nd Aves. ANOTHER EARTH (PG-13) 12:30, 2:45, 4:50, 7:00, 9:45 BEA TS, R HYMES & LI FE: T HE TRAVELS OF A TRIBE CALLED QUEST (R) Fri and Sat 12:05, 2:20, 4:45, 7:10, 9:30, 11:45; Sun 12:05-2:20-4:45-7:10-9:30. CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST (X) Fri and Sat 12:00 SENNA (PG-13) Fri and Sat 12:30, 2:45, 5:00, 7:15, 9:45, 12:15; Sun 12:30-2:45-5:00-7:15-9:45. THE TREE OF LIFE (PG-13) 1:00, 4:00, 7:05, 10:05 THE WHISTLEBLOWER (NR) 12:00, 2:30, 5:05, 7:35, 10:00

City Cinemas East 86th St. 800–FAN–DANG 2706 210 East 86th Street, Between 2nd and 3rd Avenues CRAZY, STUPID, LOVE (PG-13) 11:45, 2:20, 4:55, 7:30, 10:05 H AR RY PO TTER AND TH E DEATHLY HALLOWS - PART 2 (PG-13) Fri; Sat and Sun 10:301:20-4:10-7:00-9:50. THE HELP (PG-13) 10:00, 12:00, 1:05, 3:05, 4:10, 6:10, 7:15, 9:15, 10:20 SPECIAL EVENT (NR) Fri 7:00; Sat and Sun

Quad Cinema 212–255–8800 13th St., between 5th and 6th Aves. BEGINNERS (R) 1:00, 3:20, 5:35, 7:50, 9:55 INCENDIES (R) 1:10, 6:15 P ASSIO NE: A MUSICAL ADVENTURE (NR) 1:00, 3:15, 5:25, 7:35, 9:45 SHOLEM ALEICHEM: LAUGHING IN THE DARKNESS (NR) 1:05, 3:15, 5:30, 7:45, 9:50 TERRI (R) 4:00, 9:00

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212–727–8110 209 W Houston St., Between 6th Ave and Varick St BAD DAY A T BLACK R OCK (1954) (NR) Sun 1:15, 4:35, 8:00 C RO S SFI RE (1947) (NR) Fri and Sat 1:00, 4:05, 7:10, 10:15 E L BU L LI - CO OK ING IN PROGRESS (NR) 1:00, 3:15, 5:30, 7:50, 10:00 THE NAKED SPUR (PG) Sun 2:50, 6:10, 9:40 OVER YOUR CITIES GRASS WILL GROW (L’HERBE POUSSERA SUR VOS VILLES) (NR) 1:00, 3:10, 5:40, 7:50, 10:00 THE SET-UP (NR) Fri and Sat 2:40, 5:45, 8:50

City Cinemas Cinemas 123 800–FAN–DANG 2705 1001 Third Avenue at 60th Street THE FUTURE (R) 4:00, 6:20 HORRIBLE BOSSES (R) 11:10, 1:25, 8:25, 10:35 MIDNIGHT IN PARIS (PG-13) 11:20, 1:40, 3:50, 6:00, 8:10, 10:20 P OINT BLANK (A BOUT PORTANT) (R) 11:00, 1:10, 3:20, 5:30, 7:45, 9:50

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IFC Center 212–924–7771 323 Avenue of the Americas BETTER THIS WORLD (NR) Fri 12:15, 7:30; Sat and Sun 2:409:45. BILL CUNNINGHAM NEW YORK (NR) 10:25 THE BOY MIR (NR) Fri 3:30, 9:50; Sat 12:00-5:15.; Sun 1:45-7:30. BUCK (PG) 10:50, 5:05 CAVE OF FORGOTTEN DREAMS 3D (G) Fri and Sat 10:45, 2:20, 6:25, 12:20; Sun 10:45-2:20-6:25. DARWIN (NR) Fri 12:00, 5:15; Sat 1:45-7:25.; Sun 3:30-9:50. DOCUWEEKS SH ORT S PROGRAM Fri and Sat 5:00; Sun 7:15. FRENCH CONNECTION II (R) Fri and Sat 12:00 THE FUTURE (R) Fri and Sat 12:30, 2:35, 4:20, 6:35, 8:30, 10:25, 11:30; Sun 12:30-2:354:20-6:35-8:30-10:25. THE INTERRUPTERS (NR) 9:15 JURASSIC PARK (PG-13) Fri and Sat 12:15 MISS REPRESENTATION (NR) Fri 2:45, 9:45; Sat 12:30-7:30.; Sun 12:30-5:00. RASHOMON (1950) (NR) 11:05 THE SANDMAN AND THE LOST SAND OF DREAMS (NR) Sat and Sun 11:00 A SPANKING IN PARADISE (NR) Fri and Sat 11:50 TABLOID (R) 12:45, 2:50, 4:30, 8:40, 10:30 THE TRIP (NR) 12:35, 7:00 UNFINISHED SPACES (NR) Fri 1:45, 7:25; Sat 3:30-9:50.; Sun 12:00-5:15.

Museum Of Modern Art (MOMA) 212–708–9480 11 West 53rd Street HENRY V (1989) (PG-13) Fri 1:30 I VITELLONI (NR) Fri 4:00 JAWS (PG) Sat 2:30 LITTLE FUGITIVE (NR) Sun 2:00 THE LOVELESS (1983) (NR) Sat PURPLE NOON (PLEIN SOLEIL) (PG-13) Sun 4:30 THE SET-UP (NR) Sat 5:00 SU MM ER WITH MON IKA (SOM MA REN MED MONIK A) (NR) Fri 6:30

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‘Karaoke Battle USA’ REALITY. Your happy hour pastime becomes the newest reality competition fodder. And if your happy hour pastime jam happens to be *NSYNC’s “Bye Bye Bye,” well, lookie here: Boy bander Joey Fatone is the host. Series premiere, Friday, 9 p.m., ABC

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Brownstein raises a new Flag Guitarist and singer will keep bringing the funny into next year as well TIM MOSENFELDER/GETTY IMAGES

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MTV2 must-see This Sunday’s “Sucker Free Countdown” features Swizz Beatz at Reebok’s Headquarters. Gucci Mane & Waka Flocka Flame sit down with Sway for their first interview since Gucci’s release from jail, and as always, DJ Envy counts down the top 15 hip-hop and R&B videos of the week. Catch “Sucker Free Countdown” this and every Sunday at 11 a.m., only on MTV2. SPONSORED BY

Time to get Wild: From left, Weiss, Brownstein, Timony and Cole. Wild Flag's debut comes out next month.

You’ll see a lot more of Carrie Brownstein in the next few months. The guitarist, who first appeared on the indie rock radar in the ’90s with her band Sleater-Kinney, had gone into semi-retirement not too long after that band’s last album in 2005. She did pop up on National Public Radio every now and then, but this year she has really amped up her exposure. At the beginning of 2011, she and “Saturday Night Live” star Fred Armisen starred in the hilarious “Portlandia” series on the IFC network, which has ordered 10 new half-hour episodes to premiere in January. And all the while, she had been putting together

Wild Flag, a supergroup with other women of ’90s indie rock. The band also includes Mary Timony from Helium, Rebecca Cole from the Minders and Sleater-Kinney drummer Janet Weiss. Wait, wasn’t Sleater-Kinney a trio? How does Corinne Tucker, the one member of S-K who isn’t in Wild Flag, feel about that? When we spoke with Brownstein earlier this year, she said that she and Tucker still talk frequently. “I was really proud of Corinne: She did a solo record, which is something that I could never do,” said Brownstein. “It’s definitely a daring, vulnerable move.” We reminded her that for a guitarist to start a

comedy show certainly is daring and vulnerable too. “As a kid I remember I’d always put on plays in my neighborhood,” she said. “I think there’s still part of me that operates under that assumption that if you have enough confidence and gumption and there’s something real at the base of it, you can get there and make people believe.” Sonic Youth with Wild Flag Friday, 5:30 p.m. Williamsburg Waterfront North Eighth St. and Kent Ave., Brooklyn, 212-465-6100 www.ticketmaster.com

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Wave that Flag To say that Wild Flag approach their music with confidence and gumption is an understatement. They own the stage with classic rock riffs and melodies that surpass some of the material from their former bands. They bop around onstage, hardly able to contain their excitement: “I really like collaborating,” said Brownstein, “and obviously my new band is a huge collaboration.”


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Lisa Lillien, aka ‘Hungry Girl,’ brings her cooking show to Food Network Where the ideas for her guilt-free recipes come from

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Per serving (entire mug): 174 calories, 3.25g fat, 1,081mg sodium, 9g carbs, 1g fiber, 2.5g sugars, 25g protein HUNGRY GIRL

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Ingredients: (Makes one serving)

½ slice light bread ½ cup fat-free liquid egg substitute 1½ oz. (about 3 slices) 97 to 98 percent fatfree ham, chopped 1 wedge The Laughing Cow Light Original Swiss cheese 1 tablespoon shredded fat-free cheddar cheese Directions:

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Lightly stir, and then top with shredded cheese. Microwave for another 45 to 60 seconds, until scramble is just set. Stir and enjoy!

It’s been a busy few years for Lisa Lillien, known to her devoted followers as “Hungry Girl.” She has put out four best-selling cookbooks, has about 1,000,000 subscribers to her daily newsletter and is in the second season of her cooking show, “Hungry Girl,” airing on Food Network. We chatted with the self-proclaimed “foodologist.” How will this season be different from the last?

It’s a totally new set, and the show itself has really evolved. There are more recipes [and] the recipes are even better. It’s just a lot of really fun themes and more guests. Last year I only had one guest and this year there’s some surprise guests. I heard that actress Miranda Cosgrove came to make spaghetti tacos with you.

We had a lot of fun. She’s the nicest kid. She was saying she doesn’t really cook very often but she liked it. It was extra fun for me because my husband created [the show] “iCarly” and he created spaghetti tacos as a joke and they became a thing. Did you always envision a TV

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“I never really thought of myself as someone that could have a show. Early on, I was scared to think about it.” LILLIEN show as part of the Hungry Girl brand?

I never really thought of myself as someone that could have a show. Early on, I was scared to think about it. I kind of wrote it off until the brand became much larger, and then after I had so many subscribers and these books, I was rethinking the idea of a show. But it always kind of scared me. Even after I did the deal to do the show, I was terrified.

you’re afraid of things, and you avoid them, then you don’t grow. How does it feel to move to the Food Network?

It’s still surreal to turn on the TV and see Rachael Ray’s show and then my show and then Guy [Fieri] — it’s bizarre for me. I watch Food Network all the time. For inspiration?

Totally. I get a lot of ideas from the network. Where else?

Fast food, commercials, TV shows, and from subscribers and just things that I see on menus. Is it hard to convey your bubbly personality on TV?

That is the biggest challenge, but I just try to be myself.

How did you overcome that?

I like to face my fears. If

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Our least favorite thing about vampires? The now seemingly required graphic undead sex scenes. (Runnerup goes to CGI werewolves, but those, thankfully, are another story. For now. Put down your creepy pen, Stephenie!) Robert Pattinson seems to share our discomfort, and was hoping to lighten up the honeymoon scene in the upcoming “Breaking Dawn.” “I wanted to have it as a line so much: ‘I bit through all the pillows. Every. Single. One.’ And then he’d start crying,” the actor tells Entertainment Weekly. “By the way, that’s what he should be ashamed of in the morning. All those beautiful pillows! Egyptian cotton! I ruined this bed!” Nice rewrites, Rob. If you need some edits, the Metro conference room — complete with very cheap, totally replaceable, don’t-evenworry-about-them Ikea chairs — is always open.

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Lopez and Anthony play nice(ish) Jennifer Lopez reunited with estranged husband Marc Anthony this week in the Hamptons, according to TMZ. The pair were spotted riding in the back of a red convertible in Southampton, N.Y., where Anthony was visiting to see his children, his rep explains. And

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Have a crazy bride-to-be in your life? For perspective, we present this quote from Kim Kardashian: “Last night I took the red-eye at midnight, landed at eight in the morning in New York, ran to Vera Wang for a dress fitting at 10 a.m., then left at noon on another flight out,” she tells E! Online. “I spent like 11 hours on a plane Kim just to spend three Kardashian hours in New York.”

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Is it just us, or is The Word asking for a restraining order lately?

he’s reportedly not taking their divorce well. “His mood shifts from blaming her to begging her to take him back to telling her she is destroying his life,” a source tells Us Weekly, adding that while working out the details of their impending divorce, Anthony was “being difficult on every little point. He wants to prolong things so she reconsiders.”

Kate Hudson keeping her parenting cool

Kate Hudson says she’s aspir-

ing to be like her own parents when it comes to raising her kids. “My parents allowed my brother and I to have our freedom,” she tells Elle magazine. “[We could] be ourselves and feel confident in our choices and make mistakes without too much judgment.” Hudson hopes she “can do as good of a job” as her mom, Goldie Hawn, who “never hands out unsolicited preachy words of wisdom,” she says. And despite having a newborn at home, Hudson isn’t slowing down. “I would never want to be with someone who complains and goes, ‘Oh, my

We love leaked lists of diva demands. Mostly, because it makes us feel like the lowmaintenance, gracious people we so clearly aren’t, but it’s also nice to know that should gossip columnists start raking in the big bucks, it’s still cool to demand sorted Skittles. Paula Abdul’s assistants, according to UsMagazine.com’s

source, are required to: Tape all of her conversations, monitor TiVo for any mentions of her and remind her that she is a “warrior, survivor and gift.” A gift indeed.

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god, my life is so crazy,’” she says. “If you make the best of it, it can be amazing.”

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It’s a big week for Viola Davis. Not only is she earning rave reviews for her role in “The Help,” but she and husband Julius Tennon are starting a family. “We’re about to adopt a baby,” Davis tells E! News. The baby will the couple’s first child together, while Tennon has two children from previous relationships.


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Theater Epic Win Burlesque presents The Star Debate: ‘Trek’ vs. ‘Wars’ Aug. 17, 20, 25-27 (times vary), Ellen Stewart Theatre at La MaMa, 66 E. Fourth St., $18 It’s probably the most important argument of our time: what’s better, “Star Trek” or “Star Wars”? The lovely ladies of Epic Win Burlesque bring the fight to FringeNYC with The Star Debate, a sexy burlesque show-off where the audience decides which geeky property takes the crown each night. LEAH TAYLOR

Pop-Up Museum of Queer History Through Aug. 25, The Leslie/Lohman Gay Art Foundation, 26 Wooster St., free The exhibit spans 1,200 years of queer history, interpreted by dozens of artists and historians; topics include the famed Mattachine Society, the White Night Riots and musician Billy Strayhorn. LT

Outside Shakeout IV: Life Preservers Saturday, noon to midnight, Marina 59, 59-14 Beach Channel Dr., free Shakeout brings together a group of New York artists and their site-specific, water-based works with an eye to socially and environmentally conscious art. Along with music, food, booze and a synchronized swimming performance, kayaks and motorboats are available to rent. WHITNEY EDEN

NYC Volkswagen Traffic Jam Saturday, 10 a.m. to 4 p.m., Governors Island, free The VW Traffic Jam beckons Volkswagen enthusiasts to Governors Island. Check out — and judge — vintage V-Dubs from the ’50s through the ’70s in all makes and models, parked bumper to bumper at Picnic Point. LT

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Back to Black: A Neosoul Funeral for Amy Winehouse Saturday, 10 p.m., Union Hall, 702 Union St., Park Slope, free Celebrate Amy, her music, her influencers and the musicians she in turn inspired. Haters need not apply (the eyeliner). Dress in your chic funereal best, and be prepared to get down to classic jams from Amy, Adele, Ray Charles, Aretha and more. RIP = Rest In Party. — LT

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158 Bleecker St., $35 The American Beatbox Championships gathers the best of the beatboxing best for a night of heated competition. Watch and listen as the country’s top 16 artists battle it out. Stick around as two true masters of the genre take the stage: Rahzel (formerly of the Roots) and Rakaa (from Dilated Peoples). LT

Health Anusara in the Apple Saturday and Sunday, Location05, 200 Hudson St., $22.50-$40 Meaning “flowing with grace,” anusara is a school of hatha yoga that embodies creative freedom, individuality, and a “celebration of the heart.” All proceeds of these classes go to Akasha Project, which seeks to bring yoga to those who can’t otherwise afford it. WE

Food & drink Hudson Square Wine and Music Festival Aug. 16, 5:30 p.m., City Winery, 155 Varick St., free The only thing better than being outdoors in New York in the summer is being outdoors with wine and great music in New York in the summer. The third-annual fest takes place in the outdoor square behind City Winery, and it’s pretty heavenly. RUSS MARSHALEK

Cory Arcangel: “Pro Tools” Now through Sept. 11, Whitney Museum of American Art, 945 Madison Ave., $18 While hacks and re-appropriations of old computer systems like Nintendo are Arcangel's preferred method, his new exhibition draws from a variety of mediums including video games, kinetic sculpture and pen plotter drawings using tools that incorporate professional technologies with a taste for old-school video aesthetics. — RJ

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f you live or work in the city, chances are you’re in a restaurant often. Even though I love to cook, at least once or twice a week I find myself at a business meal. The latest Zagat survey states that these occur three times per week on average for New Yorkers; and with all the choices out there, why not do business over breakfast, lunch, coffee, brunch, drinks, dinner or nightcaps? Well, in July, the NYC Department of Health announced that six out of 10 New Yorkers are overweight, which is a little sobering. Even if you’re amongst the four, not the six, most of us feel we ought to be doing a little better. I have to force myself to work out. Believe me, if fashion editors and high-definition TV cameras were at all forgiving, I’d never do it. Exercise is important, even in small doses. But for those of us who live life at Mach 2, what else can we do? Start with the

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bout six months ago, I started paying attention to the way I felt after business meals. Many times I’d feel bloated and overfull, and I noticed I always ate more than at home. So I tried two simple changes: No more bread, and instead of ordering a starter and a main course, I usually get two starters. I hate being the only one at the table to order one course if everyone else is starting; having two small plates keeps me on the same schedule as the rest of the table and doesn’t make me feel like my skinny jeans suddenly shrank two sizes. The bread trick works when eating with the family as well — our boys no longer gorge on the breadbasket and complain they can’t eat their dinner. Eating out is a way of life in New York, but doesn’t have to make you the size of the Statue of Liberty.

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“Philippines acts on MILF fighting” BBC.CO.UK, AUG. 11

Fathers none too pleased.

“Statue of Liberty to close for yearlong repairs”

“‘Drunk’ flier arrested for urinating on girl”

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“Study: Rich have less empathy”

“Riots lift local newspaper sales”

New study: Republicans demand empathy parity, blame Obama for unfair redistribution of hope.

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In man’s defense, he was merely testing the theory that commercial air travel can’t possibly get any worse.

“Goodyear changes outlook” ONLINE.WSJ.COM, AUG. 11

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Keep up the good work, fellas!

“Americans spent 8 billion hours volunteering in 2010” CHICAGOTRIBUNE.COM, AUG. 11

Do you really think this is wise, nation? How are we to expect actual paying jobs when you’re just giving it away for free?!

Leo July 23-Aug. 22. If you fail to think for yourself, you can bet your bottom dollar that there will be someone who steps up and thinks for you. You may not like the results. Virgo Aug. 23-Sept. 22. Actions, not words, are what impress others, so all the talk in the world won’t cut the mustard. Unless you are prepared to back up what you say, you may be viewed as just a blowhard. Libra Sept. 23-Oct. 23. Generally, you’re a reasonable person who looks before leaping. If you let your guard down, however, you might throw caution to the wind and gamble on what you shouldn’t. Scorpio Oct. 24-Nov. 22. Important decisions need to be shared and resolved by both you and your mate. Each might see things differently and misinterpret the other. Sagittarius Nov. 23-Dec. 21. Unless you are an expert, you should not attempt to interpret and/or explain instructions on how to do something dangerous. If it misfires, you would be held accountable. Capricorn Dec. 22-Jan. 19. Adopting too indifferent of an attitude about your resources could create severe problems for you down the line and cause you to wonder why your funds ran out.

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“What the U.S. can learn from Egypt about democracy”

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New song: “Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, What Day Is It?”

Let’s see ... the people protested against the tyrannical rule of Mubarak, at which point the army took over while world media reported a resounding victory. So ... might makes right?

“The benefits of mental illness” MACLEANS.CA, AUG. 9

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Aquarius Jan. 20-Feb. 19. Common sense and logical thinking will work for you in ways that your rabbit’s foot won’t. Be sensible about how far you can push your luck. Pisces Feb. 20-March 20. It’s always important to see things as they are and not as you want them to be. Know the difference between optimism and pure wishful thinking that can lead you astray. Aries March 21-April 19. Enjoy yourself in ways that won’t decimate your wallet. In fact, expensive activities are likely to provide the least amount of enjoyment for you. Taurus April 20-May 20. Although there is likely to be an abundance of opportunities for you to partake of, you aren’t likely to find the enjoyment in them that you normally would. Do something simple, and refresh your worldview. Gemini May 21-June 20. Just because you got away with something in the past doesn’t mean you will get to do so again. Besides, you should make a concerted effort not to repeat a major mistake. Cancer June 21-July 22. Avoid going out with friends who have plenty of discretionary funds to spend that you don’t. It could be embarrassing if you can’t keep up with them and need to leave early. BERNICE BEDE OSOL

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Curtis Granderson will step into the batter’s box Friday night against David Price marking an anniversary more significant than many other milestones. It will be exactly one year ago that he returned to the lineup after working with hitting coach Kevin Long on fixing the holes in his swing evident by his .240 average his first year as a Yankee.

Reese hearing criticism

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As of right now it’s Victor Cruz, Domenik Hixon, Michael Clayton, Jerrel Jernigan, Devin Thomas, and Duke Calhoun vying for that vaunted slot receiver position. And that’s not even counting Ramses Barden, who’s nursing an injury. All of those guys will be playing a lot of snaps in this game, so we should at least get some idea of who is playing well. It’s a crowded field, but with no tangible leader of the pack, yet.

General manager Jerry Reese has been lambasted for not making a free agent splash at the position. Outside of weakside linebacker Michael Boley and defensive linemanturned strongside linebacker Mathias Kiwanuka, the Giants’ linebackers average just 1.3 years of NFL experience. Reese said he’s comfortable with what he has at linebacker. Now is the time for the youngsters to reward his faith.

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Niese strong despite Mets loss Jon Niese was the image of defeat as he slowly walked off the mound with his face buried in his jersey. The crowd took to its feet in appreciation for a job well done anyway. Niese (11-9) was the hard luck loser, 3-2, Thursday

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“Ronny [Paulino] and I mixed it up pretty well. We threw all of our pitches. He made me throw my changeup a little bit more and got some early outs with that,� Niese said. “Johnny pitched an absolutely outstanding ballgame,� manager Terry Collins said. DENIS GORMAN

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