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The Word

Julia Roberts

Julia’s not gonna read your #hate Don’t expect Julia Roberts to join Twitter anytime soon. “It’s kind of like cotton candy,” she says of social media in an interview with Marie Claire. “It looks so appealing and you just can’t resist getting in there, and then you just end up with sticky fingers and it lasted an instant.” Actually, Roberts seems to stay away from the Internet in general as much as possible, making a point of not Googling herself or reading comments on articles about her. “I have too much potential for collapse. There’s an anonymity that makes people feel safe to participate in hatefulness,” she explains. “I like a good old-fashioned fistfight if people are pissed off at each other.”

Stickers?Suckers? Atablecloth run amok?Fashion folkstrytodecode Jennifer’sdress


Russ needs to play fair, and Leo can’t play at all: Thus sayeth Clooney


Metro World News

Look. I am solidly in the Jennifer Lawrence Can Do No Wrong camp. She could wear a coonskin cap and shoes made out of coconut husks and I’d be like, “Brava!” But the critics don’t feel the way I do about JLaw — they are after the actress big time about the Christian Dior dress she wore to the U.K. premiere of The Hunger Games: Catching Fire on Monday in London. “It honestly looks like someone crushed a bunch of multi-coloured suckers and stuck them onto the bottom half of this dress,” opined one blogger. And in a post titled, Catching Fire Premiere Or A Project Runway Fashion Show (You Make The Call), Dlisted asked, “How can you explain wearing Sandra Lee’s

best tablecloth (she needs it back for her Glitzy Glamour

Christmas tablescape) to a movie premiere?”

When Perez moves next door, Gaga gets anxious

Lady Gaga’s ongoing feud with blogger Perez Hilton shows no sign of cooling, with the singer revealing that his getting an apartment next to hers in New York has made her very, very nervous. “Everyone can hate me from afar, but the second you try to move in next door to me, I know you’re getting too close and it’s not safe,” she tells USA Today. “I have lots of security. I get death threats all the time. Some things bring out the New Yorker in me. If you hate someone and

you want to move next door to me, the only thing I can think of is that you’re moving in because you want to blow yourself up. There’s thousands and millions of apartments in New York. You don’t need to move in next door to me.” Remember though, earlier this week Gaga admitted to radio host Elvis Duran that she had been smoking as many as 15 to 20 joints per day. That’s like more than all of the stoner roommates you’ve ever had, put together. Some paranoia is understandable.


George Clooney is still pretty sore about Russell Crowe bashing him in the press back in 2005. “He picked a fight with me. He started it for no reason at all,” Clooney tells Esquire magazine. “He put out this thing saying, ‘George Clooney, Harrison Ford and Robert De Niro are sellouts.’ He really went after me. And so I sent him a note going, ‘Dude, the only people who succeed when two famous people are fighting is People magazine. What the f— is wrong with you?’” The Gravity star also thinks Leonardo DiCaprio should spend more time practising basketball and less time boasting about his skills on the court. “The discrepancy between their game


and how they talked about their game made me think of how important it is to have someone in your life to tell you what’s what,” Clooney says of a pickup game with the Titanic star in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. “I’m not sure if Leo has someone like that.”


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••••• @SteveMartinToGo Twitter followers increase by dozens during “sexy Tweets.” Lady Gaga

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