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It’s Twerk Girl to the rescue
Jessica Alba. all photos getty images
Alba wishes she had lived it up in her pre-mom body days Not that Jessica Alba is saying she has a bad body now, but she wishes she’d taken advantage of it before she became a mother of two. “I was a lot more critical of my body when it was
probably pretty awesome,” she tells Health magazine. “It’s like, why did I not ever wear jean shorts? That’s so crazy. I was so skinny! I didn’t have any cellulite. What was I thinking?”
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Do you think Miley Cyrus ever regrets becoming the poster child for twerking? I mean, she’s clearly into it, but I bet everywhere she goes now, people are like, “Twerk, Miley, twerk! Twerk in this dry cleaners! Twerk in this hat!” and probably sometimes she is like “Sigh, not now, I am trying to enjoy this TED talk.” But she is Twerk Girl now. So she has to do it. That’s probably how she ended up twerking with a monkey in a cowboy costume on her back, anyway. Miley tweeted a photo of the simian pas de deux. It doesn’t actually look like there’s much twerking go-
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ing on, since she’s sprawled out on the floor, but the monkey does look terrified,
so maybe there’s more motion than I can see. Miley also tweeted a photo of her humping a big furry muppet-looking gentleman, but that was just for fun I’m sure. In any event, Miley has obviously learned nothing from her much-panned performance at the VMAs. In fact, it seems like our tsk-tsk-ing is only feeding the low-rent Gwen Stefaniwannabe beast. Case in point: she not only wore this outfit to the iHeartRadio Music Festival this weekend, but she also butt-slapped a twerking little person and sang into a banana microphone. I mean, we already have one Ke$ha. Do we really need another? Melinda taub/mwn
Neil Patrick Harris
NPH over these hosting gigs Frequent awards show host Neil Patrick Harris is apparently looking to make that a little less frequent after this weekend’s Emmys. “Emceeing the Emmys was fun, but I’m sure glad it’s over,” he posted to Twitter. “Looking forward to not hosting anything for a long time.”