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They’re coming to take me away haha... Leading adult novelty manufacturer, Topco Sales, announces the release of Asylum, a new line of psychiatric medical play and bondage accessories. The line includes wrist and ankle restraints, straight jackets, masks, mouth bits, body sacks and

cosplay kits, all in a sterile, medical-white palette.

item. Foregoing the traditional sexy model on the packaging, Asylum’s art features dramatic, provocative photos of twisted doctors and deranged patients in various scenarios, shot against real padded walls. “The entire Topco team had a blast creating this line,” says Miranda Lancaster, Product Development Project Manager for Topco Sales.

“One of the places people got really creative was in the packaging. Each product box is actually a little padded cell with a hospital-inspired, mesh patterned viewing window so you can clearly see the item inside. And we didn’t stop there, Asylum’s art features dramatic, provocative photos of twisted doctors and deranged patients in various scenarios,

Targeted at the beginner-to-intermediate level, the Asylum line of bondage accessories takes fantasy to a dark and sensual level: psychiatric medical fantasy. Unique items such as inescapable canvas straight jackets, full body lycra suits, spandex masks, nylon and metal mouth bits, roll playing kits and sturdy “Topco Sales offers Asylum at an nylon wrist affordable price point. Keeping in mind and ankle restraints the tough economy we want the consumer are offered in a sterile, to easily be able to purchase the complete medical Asylum line and immerse themselves white palthoroughly in the sexy, mind-bending ette.

fantasy.” Desiree Duffie

The darDirector of Marketing and Public Relations ing, eyecatching packaging shot against real padded walls to further develops the fantasy. Each item sits inside a padded cell with a add to the effect.” hospital-inspired unbreakable mesh ~continued on page 11 patterned window for viewing the

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Three Rivers Winery is offering the 2009 Geoff Tate Insania red in laser etched, hand painted, signed 3.0 liter bottles (equivalent to 4 regular size wine bottles); production is limited to 20 bottles, $500 plus tax each, so get yours reserved today. The bottles will be ready March 2011. Contact Three Rivers Winery to place your order. 509526-9463. There are limited quantities left of the 2008 Geoff Tate Insania red (2 cases) and 2009 Geoff Tate Insania white (30 cases). Once these are gone there will be no more of this vintage. http://www.threeriverswinery.com/ and scroll to bottom of the page. Geoff and Scott will be in Walla Walla for Holiday Barrel Tasting, on Dec. 4 & 5. We will barrel taste the 2009 Insania red with Geoff and Holly being on hand to speak with people. Geoff and Scott and friends will play a holiday acoustic set at Three Rivers Winery over this weekend. Book lodging early as it runs out quick.

Food Pairing: A cooperative project between Geoff Tate of Queensryche and Holly Turner, the winemaker for Three Rivers, the Insania blend is perfect for pairing with wellmarbled red meats, rich pasta dishes or dark chocolate.

Strip club spotlight dazes Southwest pilots on approach to Love Field All the TV stations in D/FW have been buzzing about the news that a Southwest pilot was temporarily blinded by a spotlight from a strip club as he landed his flight at Dallas Love Field on Sunday. The pilot of Flight 939 from Albuquerque, N.M. to Dallas was able to safely land the plane after the flash of light interfered with his vision prior to landing. “All of a sudden, a bright flash

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This is a very fun weekend with a lot to see taste and do. Production Notes: A blend from six different vineyards throughout the Columbia Valley, our 2008 Insania truly captures the bold ripeness and rich texture of a red Bordeaux blend. The grapes were harvested throughout a month’s time in small lots in an effort to receive the fruit at precise ripeness. After being destemmed and crushed, the must was pumped over two to three times a day for maximum color and tannin extraction. The wine was pressed off of the skins and racked into French barrels where it aged for 16 months before bottling.

of light, and their night vision is destroyed, and it takes a while to come back,” Federal Aviation Administration spokesman Lynn Lunsford told NBC5. “When a laser goes off, it’s like a flash bulb going off in your eye.” On Monday, when the story was first being reported, authorities weren’t sure where the spotlight had come from. It has since been traced to a spotlight on the roof of Bomb Shells Cabaret, an all-nude strip club near Interstate 35. The club’s general manager Zach Carson said he has disconnected the light and won’t turn it on again until it is repositioned.

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Tit Bits Playboy unwraps its online game plans with Bigpoint Apparently, running pictures of naked women on its web site isn’t a big enough draw for Playboy Enterprises. Now the company is going to post

video games on its site as well. Playboy Enterprises said today it is diving into a video games alliance with German online game publisher Bigpoint. Bigpoint will help Playboy create games for distribution on Playboy.com. The first game that will be posted on the Playboy site is Bigpoint’s urban crime game, Poisonville (pictured above), an action-oriented massively multiplayer online game in a fictional city where crime and corruption rule. In the game, players will discover “beautiful, Playboy-caliber women.” Playboy’s new video game publishing label will launch more formally at the end of 2010 with games that target Playboy’s primary demographic of 18-year-old to 35-year-old men. It’s one more example of how web sites want to get users more engaged by offering them addictive entertainment such as games. Playboy has had other forays into video games, but it is frequently criticized on that front for selling sex to kids; that’s why the com-

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pany has targeted adult men with its games such as Playboy: The Mansion, in past years.

“One of our core competencies involves using our brand to present quality content,” Paul Lee of Playboy told PaidContent. “Gaming is a growing, mainstream area. And part of our plan is to extend Playboy’s brand into the mainstream.” Playboy isn’t saying how much it will spend on games, but it says the financial commitment is significant. The games will be ad-supported for now, but many of Bigpoint’s games are freeto-play, where gamers can play for free and pay real money for virtual goods such as better weapons. Bigpoint is partially owned by the Peacock Equity Fund, the venture arm of NBC Universal, as well as U.K.based private equity firm GMT Communications Partners. One of its big titles in the works is Battlestar Galactica. Bigpoint isn’t well known in the U.S., but it has more than 135 million players in 25 languages. The Hamburg, Germanybased company has 500 employees. Chicago-based Playboy has been in a bit of a drama as it tries to figure out its future as either a public or private company. Playboy founder Hugh Hefner is attempting to take the company private.

Angela Ryan To Be Featured At Party Érotique Masquerade In two weeks Angela Ryan takes the stage as a featured act in Party Érotique; a celebration of human sexuality. The nightclub-style masquerade will be on the main stage at the House of Blues on Saturday September 11th. Taking its inspiration from Stanley Kubrick’s film, “Eyes Wide Shut”, the evening will give party goers the opportunity to push the boundaries of erotic fashion while keeping their identities protected. Angela Ryan, burlesque performer, fetish model and pin-up will be performing in Party Érotique’s debut show. Ms. Ryan, has performed all over the world and in a variety of settings ranging from the London Burlesque Festival to touring with OzzFest. The diversely

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talented sultry redhead most recently hosted a baroque birthday bash here in Dallas featuring America’s Got Talent finalist Prince Poppycock. Other performers slated to appear include Los Angles DJ’s D:FUSE and Mike Hiratzka, from New York City, Dawn Drake and Gigi La Femme and from Dallas, Angi B. Lovely and Lucy Von Trapp. Like all good secret societies SDC.com and Caliente Club & Resorts are principal sponsors of this adult themed evening. Tickets for Party Érotique are on sale now at LiveNation.com. [$30 In Advance / $50 At The Door]. Ages 21+

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Texas Frightmare Weekend 2011 Announces: COMIC BOOK DIVAS TEXAS FRIGHTMARE WEEKEND EXCLUSIVES Comic Book Divas will be premiering and offering a TFW exclusive cover for three of their upcoming comics at TFW 2011.

blood sucking femme fatales to save the men in their lives and discover the reason behind the plot, but will the men want to leave and were they really abducted? “FANGS” features three of indie horrors scream queens Devanny Pinn (as Lily Le Sang) Deneen Melody (as Raven) and Michelle Shields (as Sapphire) This eerie vampire tale debuts at the Texas Frightmare Weekend with a limited sketch cover. Written and Created By Jeff Hughes Variant Cover by Bryant Bridgewater Art By Josh Barker Featuring: Devanny Pinn, Deneen Melody, and Michelle Shields

Goldilocks In Zombie Land #1 - When we were children we all read the classic storybook stories of Red Riding Hood, The Three Blind Mice, Jack and Jill, the Gingerbread Man and many other stories that taught many of us valuable lessons in life.

Ginger Stein: Rise Of The Undead - “Ginger-Stein” is the story of an ordinary woman called upon to become extraordinary as the world falls victim to a zombie apocalypse.

What if that world did not exist because of a unknown zombie virus that spread like wildfire throughout the storybook world and turned this lovable characters into brain loving flesh eating monsters!? Welcome to StoryBook World 2012 one of many story book worlds in the storybook universe, but this storybook has been devastated by that unknown zombie virus, turning many storybook residents into flesh eating monsters. Who can save them?!, Who can stop this madness?!, Who can kick major zombie butt plus have the fashion sense and look really hot doing it?! That’s when you call GOLDILOCKS!!!! From the hit web comic “Goldilocks In Zombie Land” comes the debut of “Goldilocks In Zombie Land” #1 starring scream queen Scarlet Salem; the comic book will feature a limited edition variant Texas Frightmare Weekend cover. Written and Created By Jeff Hughes Variant Cover and Art by Jason Dube FANGS #1 “FANGS” is a story about four women lead by KK Ryder on a mission to hunt down “Lilly Le Sang” and her coven of vampires, who have kidnapped their male friends and family. KK Ryder and her band will hunt these

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Stripped of her former life and transformed into the fictional character she had portrayed for years in film, Ginger must rediscover her humanity and learn to become the hero everyone imagines her to be. With the accidental shattering of an ancient set of talisman stones on the set of Ginger’s latest film, a plague of biblical proportions begins to sweep out from the city Detroit to the farthest reaches of the Earth. Ginger and a small band of survivors will have to adapt to their ever-changing world and face down vast legions of the undead, led by the enigmatically sadistic Mistress Morbid. The rules of reality will break, releasing the most vile things humanity has ever conceived and only one woman will stand between us and the darkness: Ginger-Stein.” Creator and Artist Dennis Willman and Comic Book Divas debuts “Ginger Stein: Rise Of The Undead” with a limited edition Texas Frightmare Weekend variant cover. Created And Written By Dennis Willman Co-Written By Jeff Hughes Variant Cover and Art By Dennis Willman

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THE HARD SCORE.com Like the old dilemma of the castaway stranded on a deserted island with water everywhere yet not a drop to drink, the Cowboys and their fans are surrounded by questions with no apparent answers to help them. This is not the position Cowboys fans expected to be in approaching this season and they’re not handling it very well. What makes matters worse is the Cowboys themselves appear perplexed over their offensive woes. Relationship dilemmas being what they are, the fans are blaming their angst on the ‘Boys. Why? What is the typical response of people who don’t understand something? They disagree and attack it. This happened when Einstein presented his Theory of General Relativity to the world, and it happens as every NFL preseason rolls around in bars, den’s, and tailgate parties. Let’s take a look at why the fans are hacked off. Jones has brought in Phillips with his 3-4 system while getting Wade to accept Jason Garrett as the offensive coordinator and asst head coach. And he’s maintained that setup for continuity, high marks for Jerry there. My opinion, the only thing the owner and GM hasn’t done is draft and develop offensive linemen for just this type of year. You have the system and players in place yet the performance against Houston was lackluster. I agree that Houston game planned the ‘Boys while we didn’t, and that certainly made a difference, but still the fans

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are upset. Doesn’t it strike you as odd that while the Colts typically lose all four of their preseason games, nobody pays any attention to it and accepts it? And here’s the big question, why is that? It all centers on the confidence everyone has in Peyton Manning and his ability to run that offense. Yet here the Cowboys are, an obviously talented group going up against a team they’re going to face in the third game of the regular season, choosing not to show them anything, and the results leave everyone expecting doom and gloom. Expecting it. And therein lies the rub. I don’t think people accept Romo as the leader of this team and question his capability to get players to perform on his command. Aikman doesn’t have the stats of Romo but he’s got the hardware in three Super Bowl rings and nobody ever questioned that he was in charge. Why? He led by example and his was a leadership of determination. Unfaltering determination. Not blind, not unwilling to change, not unwilling to adapt, and committed to training and practice. Men respond to a leader that they know is in it up to his ears like they are. To lead there has to be respect and trust from those performing the duties and without that there will be the wrong kind of struggles. In an interview, Romo stated this was the best training camp he’d been a part of. If this is true, why the lackluster performance by the entire offensive unit? And now for culprit number two. Jones has made mistakes but there’s

no denying his commitment to winning. Phillips is respected for his defensive capability and his group’s performance supports that. So the question really is how did offensive coordinator Jason Garrett allow this to happen? I have no problem with our giving Houston a vanilla look, but fans aren’t stupid and they didn’t want an enthusiastic effort for grins, no, they know how important attitude is. Manning and his Colts may lose all their preseason games, but when the starters are in, they play like pros. This is why the fans are hacked off. This is a sport that is violent, it’s fast, and it demands that players use their heads in the midst of the action. Those who keep their heads stand a better chance of being effective and being successful. Those who don’t, well, you know that answer. This is exactly why training and practice are essential. The measurement of any leader is in their ability to persuade people to effectively perform their duties. Just being in a position to order people to do something is NOT what leadership and authority is about. In the fans eyes, both Garrett and Romo need to grow up as men and assume the mantle of determined leadership. So what was Phillips and Garrett’s response to the game? Wade chews them out and then they threaten the starters to make them play some of the last preseason game. Threats against grown men typically don’t work, and using a game as punishment is a glowing recommendation for stupid. It’s not just the possibility of injuries to the starters, it’s what you do to their respect and trust for the coaching staff. If you only play them one or two series they end with the perception that they were being punished like

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children. Is that something that really motivates a team?

So the fans have seen an offensive unit that was supposed to have the confidence and effectiveness of a group that’s been together for several seasons not be able to show any of that under game conditions. Vanilla’s a good answer for the Texans matchup but that sure doesn’t explain the other three games.

NFL This next issue isn’t as exciting as Ray Lewis layin’ a bone crunching hit on some poor receiver, but unless the NFL works this out fast it’s going to cause some major headaches around the league. More than a few people around the country are scratchin’ their heads and wonderin’ just what the NFL’s competition committee was thinking when they moved the ump from the defensive side to the offensive side. The part about moving them was a great idea, it will immediately stop injuries to umpires in that position, it will free up the movement(s) of the defense and it will improve the field of play and vision for both sides. It also resolves an issue that many games over the years had a significant play for or against because the umpire was in the way. The defender’s coming in to make a tackle but instead runs into the ump and more yards are made by the offense. Or, the ump ends up in the way of the ball carrier and while impeded the defenders nail him. The position of the umpire was never a good one. But that isn’t the real issue here. What’s at question is when the ball can be engaged by the offense. Originally they had the QB looking

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backward toward the umpire to get the ok, but since it wasn’t obvious to the brain trust what affect this would have, Manning and the Colts got that changed. Not that they like more because now the linesman clears the snap.

What’s wrong with that picture? First the defense now has a potential advantage on snap count. Second, the QB’s distracted. Third, when a team has to spike the ball to stop the clock it now takes longer, thus they’re forced to take a time out or the game could be over. You’ve already seen the Colts offense affected by this, and you can believe that when this has a negative effect on the outcome of a game the screaming will start.

Let’s talk some football. Will the Saints come close to repeating? Close, no. Post season, probably, but that might even be a problem. They lost they’re running back, Bell, and the defense, although a fast attacking blitzkrieg, is still vulnerable. They were beat by Dallas, almost beat by the Falcons, and barely beat the Vikings. They face all three of them again, plus they have the Ravens, 49ers, Steelers, and Bengals. The Buc’s, Panthers, and Browns don’t pose much of a threat to them, but otherwise they’ve now got a schedule that goes after them. Who “should” have a breakout season? The Texans. They have endured a philosophy that was predicated on the division they’re in, the AFC South. That meant building a defense that was capable of defeating the Colts and Titans. They established that foundation and began work on the offense, and with the addition of QB Schaub, wideout Johnson, and a strong offensive line, they began to get there. Last year’s 9-7 season was a disappointment even though that was their first winning season since they became an expansion team. The problem that makes this a “should” proposition is the schedule, which is worse

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than the Saints. They’ve got all of the NFC East, plus the AFC West, and the Ravens and Jets. They’re helped by having the Redskins and the Raiders, but otherwise that’s a rough road.

I’m also skeptical that the Packers are going to be able to take the next step up to very good, and again, it’s the schedule. They get the NFC East and the AFC East, plus the Falcons and the 49ers. The Bills and Redskins should be a gimme, but the rest of that is brutal. Aaron Rodgers is a developing QB and has earned his stripes, but that defense is still suspect to both the run and the pass. The only good news they have is the Vikings top receiver, Rice, being out for maybe half the season. This means they should take the division, but that’s not a gimme by any stretch. Who should bring the excitement? The Bengals. Look away from all the antics of the two reality clowns and Cincy’s put together one hell’uva team. Zimmer’s defense is one of the best in the NFL and QB Palmer looks like he’s finally back from that knee injury and ready to roll. Who should be working their way up and playing it tough? I like the 49ers, Lions, and Chiefs. I’m picking San Francisco to take the NFC West. The Lions could go 8-8 which would be stellar not cellar for them. And the Chiefs are in their second year with head coach Haley, and he’s emphasizing the run and pound the ground offense. I still believe the Cowboys take the NFC East, with the Eagles, Giants, and ‘Skins finishing in that order. Kolb is going to have a good year with Philly, New York is weaker on defense than they should be, but Washington just doesn’t have a way to make dumb look good.

Readers Response: Two Dogs: Marion Barber is not running the way he used to, has he lost too much weight? Or has his tough running style got him? Still the starter?

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Bison: I think you’re just trying to get your fantasy pick. If that’s your best question, you’re sunk.

Two Dogs: Does my Seahwaks make this with Carol? We take it all. (editor note: that’s all of this we were able to print).

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Two Dogs: Do you want to expand the league to 18 games? Les Sherman Les: Yes. First, look at the money. The NFL charges full price for a game that’s basically a scrimmage. Actually I’d cancel all preseason games and only hold scrimmages between a few teams then start. The NFL’s a full year job now so the argument of not having the time to evaluate players is nonsense. They can add more OTA’s and non uniform playbook work. By reducing the preseason games you increase the importance of the two that are left. This should also increase the focus of the players. And by having two more regular season games you’ll see teams that normally wouldn’t be on your schedule, which is a huge plus. TD Two Dogs: Is McNabb really hurt or are they just protecting him? Can Haynesworth do this? Can Shanahan? George Montpelier George: As secretive as teams are about injury I doubt seriously if their faking McNabb. His problem is that teams now know his ankles hurt and that’s fair game to go after it. With his mobility hindered and unfamiliar with the new offense, and not having any real receivers, McNabb’s in a bad spot. Albert’s finally met a coach who won’t take his nonsense, but he’s not done being stupid about this. Shanahan is already making the moves to improve this team. He’s probably three years

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Wes: I’m not going to use big words here. No, they won’t. I hope you were drunk when you wrote that so you have an excuse to be stupid. TD Two Dogs: What’s a “combined” no hitter? Can that even happen? Shirley Ft Worth Shirley: MLB allows two or pitchers to stand in relief of a pitcher and as long as they continue to not allow a hit, the game stands as a no hitter but goes in the books as “combined”. For myself, I only recognize a no hitter belonging to one pitcher and think the combined is meaningless. TD Two Dogs: Can the Vikings even beat the Bears or Lions without Rice? Paul Racine Paul: Minnesota added wideouts Javon Walker, who used to team with Favre at Green Bay, and traded for Greg Camarillo with Miami. It won’t be the same without Rice but they have weapons and that running game has studs on it. They were gonna be tough games anyway, this just makes it more interesting for us fans. TD Pat “Two Dogs” Snow twodogs@anemagazine.com

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the shades originated from the union of the two dynamic brands, resulting in a totally new shape designed on purpose for the swedish brand: it’s retrò & modern, classic & streety at the same time. very limited stock, these sunglasses won’t be here

odd : cool : interesting : insane stuff! Security/spy recording is made easy with this Calculator Spy Camera, which looks and acts just like the standard Casio DS-5500 desktop calculator. The inconspicuous design lets you secretly record video and take pictures with just the push of a button and is 100% undetectable! When you want to record interviews, meetings, and office discussions without intimidating anyone, then this Calculator Spy Camera is the perfect answer. A hidden pinhole camera is located on the side for quietly viewing and recording all your important conversations and with its simple one button operation, you can start recording high

Meet George Jetson. You’ve seen it mentioned here andnow it’s finally available to the public. Own your own Jetpack. The Martin Aircraft Company is releasing their $75,000 jetpack for sale to the public. It’s 200 horsepower with a range of 30 miles per tank of regular premium gasoline. It can go as high as 8,000 feet (estimated) and as fast as 60 mph. The two rotors are 1.7 feet wide and made of a carbon/Kevlar composite. It also has redundant systems and a built-in ballistic parachute. Since it only weighs ~250 pounds, it doesn’t require a pilot’s license to

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resolution video (640 x 480 at 30 FPS) and take crystal clear pictures (1280 x 960) in no time - all without anyone knowing! The Calculator Spy Camera is also a completely functional desktop solar powered calculator and features a 12 digit display. Solar power is used for the calculator and internal li-ion battery for the spy camera, which means batteries are truly optional. However, users can stick in either a single AA or AAA battery (both work!) if they want to keep the calculator functional in less lit places.

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easy to apply and can be removed without damaging a car. It’s also great to have on hand in case you ding someone’s car and you’re having a hard time breaking the news. Just slap it on and lighten the mood! Auto-Aid is also MUCH cheaper than bringing your car to Maaco, so you can save more money for a new car! This CARLASHES Eyelashes For Your Car! one pair, two lashes lashes sold separately from crystal eyeliner ships in 1 to 3 business days $24.99

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~continued from page 3 The new line offers two options for basic bondage: The Asylum Patient Restraint Kit comes with 10 ft. of nylon rope, a waffle ball gag with an elastic Velcro strap and a blindfold with an elastic Velcro

strap. The Asylum Patient Wrist/Ankle Restraint set is comprised of one pair each nylon and Velcro wrist cuffs and ankle cuffs connected via a 4.5” chain. Both the wrist and the ankle bindings are affixed with heavy duty metal rivets and D ring closures. Venturing into the realm of sensory deprivation play, Asylum Second Skin is a fully encasing, stretchy, lycra body sack. The breathable suit completely covers the wearer from head to toe with access zippers located between the legs and running up the back from the base of the spine to the top of the head. The unisex suit comes in Small/ Medium and Large/Extra Large to accommodate a variety of body sizes. Available in Small and in Large, the Asylum Multiple Personality Mask is a

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100 percent spandex mask with zippered eye and mouth openings and a draping neck that can be worn over the collar or tied at base of the neck. The stretchy spandex material allows the wearer to breathe even when eyes and mouth are fully zipped. An invisible zipper on back of mask allows for quick removal if needed. For the cosplay client, Asylum offers the Asylum Play Doctor Kit. The fantasy set includes a Doctor’s reflector with a one-size-fits-most stretchy elastic head band, a Nurse’s cap

Pain Paddle. Set with a hollowed out “Rx”, the solid rubber paddle is built to deliver a solid slap while leaving behind a “Rx” marking on the skin.

Party Érotique will be a fetish-inspired masquerade held at the House of Blues Dallas, September 11.

Crafted from heavy duty metal and nylon, and fitted with one-sizefits-most adjustable neck straps, both the Asylum Hook Claw Mouth Spreader and the Asylum Patient Mouth Restraint with Metal Bit are designed to hold the wearers mouth firmly in place; whether that be wide open with the spreader or closed tight with the bit.

Party Érotique is a large-scale event designed to celebrate sexuality and freedom of expression through live shows, music, dancing, costumes, video and performance art. It is both a derivation and amalgamation of a masquerade, lingerie party, fetish ball, and burlesque event. It brings together like-minded people who are comfortable in their sexuality.

The Asylum line also includes the Asylum Patient Straight Jacket in Small/Medium and Medium/Large, both of which are currently available for preorder. The heavy duty canvas jacket features long wrap-around arms and three fully adjustable nylon straps with metal D-rings closures. For more information about the Asylum line from Topco Sales contact your local Adult Toy Store.

Throughout the evening an army of models and performers will mix, mingle and perform both on stage and off. All hand-selected for beauty, talent and sex appeal, both men and women dressed in exotic fetishinspired costumes will dance and move throughout the guests adding an element of mystery as to who is a guest and who is living art. The sonic soundscape for Party Érotique will be a mix of funky progressive sound lush with percussive elements and a touch of melody. Remix and mash-ups of 80’s and 90’s hits will provide older guests with a recognizable soundtrack. Blending several elements, not just one sound, music genres will moves between House, Progressive, Techno, and Electro to truly deliver an erogenous journey.

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Dallas’ firstest and best liveband karaoke, with your pals Howard Kelley, Gerald Iragorri, Allan Hayslip, Ed McMahon, Ted Levin. Hosted by The Loft, upstairs at the Palladium/Gilley’s live-music megacomplex. And have you noticed lately how hot the bartenders/bartendresses are? This week’s judges: Burlesque/ Fetish/Penthouse model Angela Ryan, German burlesque/fetish performer Courtney Crave from Germany, tattoo’d bombshell Kali Ann, and celebrity makeup & hair stylist Ladonna Hearne! Like Angela here: www.facebook.com/MissAngelaRyan Like Courtney here: http://www.facebook.com/GermanDreamGirl Like Kali Ann here: http://www.facebook.com/kaliann13 Like LaDonna here: http://www.modelmayhem.com/1133806 Top 3 winners win $50/$30/$20 bartabs good anytime at The Loft/Palladium/Gilley’s and slots in the September Finals on 9/29, with the chance to compete for $300+ in cash & prizes. Doors at 9pm. As always, free parking, no cover, $3.50 you-call-it.

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